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This class provides in an in- depth look into the operations of does county The government. your much more than assess property, The elections! run and taxes collect once 2.5-hourweekly, class brings together interested citizens with department heads elected officials, and county staff. Each week, a different part of Mesa County will be introduced through an interactive presentation; and, mostoptional weeks, tours of various county offered. be will interest of locations The class is held on please information, amore For basis. bi-annual . site, mesacounty.us go to our Web Thanks for reading! Corner. Jerry Martinez Insurance Agency http://www.jerrymartinezinsurance.com There’s no place There’s like the Grand Valley. And, like you, we’re proud to call it home. Thank you for your business and your trust. We look forward to many more successful years together. 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The United mission the parallels mission Way’s All of Mesa County in many ways. money raised by the United Way stays here in Mesa County to - sup port needed programsPartners, suchthe Marillac asClinic and Homeward Bound, just to name a few. Pacesetter campaign this year. To participation, employee encourage Mesa County has collected prizes that will be raffled off in a future Board of County Commissioners meeting, held various ice creamsocial events and pretty much just Fruita. Fruita. Non-perishable items may be dropped off September 28, 10am-2pm, at the same location. on 4pm at up picked be may Dishes will Winners be posted Saturday. at Family Health Judging West. begins at 1pm. Best of the award in West 2001, 2002, 2006 and 2008. Remember: bicy- Show), Pet at (except pets No on allowed are skateboards or cles venue. Jerry Martinez Insurance Agency

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Mesa County is proud to be a The 99th Alpine Bank Fruita Fall Fruita Bank Alpine 99th The Saturday, 9am at be will Race Bed The Festival Baking & Canning South Fruita, September 28. Winner Winner 28. September Fruita, South of the poster contest is artist Judy Rogan, for her whimsical “Flyin’ Loops.” Fruit Festival presents free live music on two stages. Circle Park Stage blue- national and regional features grass bands, and the Stage Pavilion mix of musical styles. September 28, right before the Parade at 10am. The Pet Youth Show & Show Talent take place September 29, Sunday, with Pet Show at 1pm and Show Talent immediately following Pet Show. Center Civic the at place take Both Pavilion Stage, 325 E. Aspen. Age limit is one The year. Fruita Fall off takes Run Stampede 5K Festival September 29, at 9am. Sunday, Contest needs perishable items Saturday, 10am-noon, off dropped 455 Grill, City Rib at 28, September Kokopelli Drive, Ste. #5, South Board, the City of Grand Junction and The Mesa 80-acre County. site sits on Whitewater Hill near theWestern Colorado Dragway and Grand Junction Modeleers Club. Pacesetter organization for United the of Each United year, Way Way. Mesa County holds a number of was dedicated in a special ceremony ceremony special a in dedicated was provide will CLETC The August. in regional law enforcement and first oppor training needed responders tunities, including a high track speedto perfect tricky maneuvers, area, training block city simulated a a pistol shooting range, classroom buildings and a fitness course. The idea was envisioned nearly decades ago twoby then Mesa County was CLETC Claussen. Riecke Sheriff realized through the joint effort of many agencies different and funding partners, including Colorado Mesa University, which secured the land, a sizablethe Department grantof Local Affairs, from the 21st -

R! Next year, Next Fruita celebrates year, the event The festival is a three-day The Workforce Center will The pro Workforce The Colorado Law Enforcement E Festival’s Centennial—100 years! From origins as Cowboy Reunion to Hunter’s Roundup and now to Fruita Fall Festival, share your ideas! What events are - appropri your Record year? 100th the for ate ideas on Facebook! with over 150 vendors selling arts, crafts and foods to crowds of 50,000-plus. Grand Valley show car a hosts Quest Zoological in the Kokopelli Business Center, ing on the market. investRather in an oldthan building soon to be sold, county capital dollars will new building. be allocated for the vide services for businesses andjob seekers alike. Businesses will be aided by the qualified pool of labor-ready employees that Workforce Center provides, whilethe job seekers will training beand opportunities to offeredfind the the right jobs for their skill sets. In addition, a number of - unemploy ment services will be FCIavailable. is constructing the building, which was planned and designed by Chamberlin Architects.in open will Center Workforce new The 2014. February CLETC, as known Center, Training F

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The way the bell curve means that 74% of the students got Editor, 74% advanced and proficient was aC-.” day, my 74% in Back proficient. or elementary) school were advanced (some at third-graders the of 74% made this misguided remark, “Onlyeditorial the of writer The TCAP. on performance 51’s District about Even Bill Clinton, called the first the called Clinton, Bill Even Little did I realize that an African- The tamarisk leaf beetle did not not did beetle leaf tamarisk The Tamarisk LeafBeetleisLogical Oh! You think parents don’t care about talked article other The A couple days later, Hello, Mr.Sorry, Okay…um…hmmm. Sentinel ! Rather than talk- than Rather Sentinel! editor published a piece Sentinel edito- is us, also take place forwill those who contestants believe local for petition com rights. BBQ ging amateur An for over $20,500 in cash—and brag- compete will teams BBQ national family festival. 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Lake City Uncorked Lake City Tunes for Lake City Uncorked [email protected] By Randy Raisch By Randy Musical Line-Up Announced After building a strong reputation reputation strong a building After James Moors and Kort McCumber McCumber Kort and Moors James “The music of Moors and Chimney Choir skillfully Russ Chapman Trio is Russ a Chapman modern Trio KC Errett says he is as old as KC the Errett The Lake City Uncorked Wine this album is her best to date! She her doing just that. Her writing on own life. Beautiful Mistake finds loss, that made Lisa re-examine her re-examine Lisa made that loss, was Gloria’s fight for life, not her died after a struggle with cancer. It cancer. with struggle a after died Steve Berlin), their mother Gloria to the River-produced by Los Lobos’ Lobos’ Los by River-produced the to years since their last record (Talking (Talking record last their since years they are about pretty. 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Rolling Rolling Seating - - kafmradio.org online.Doors openat7pm. Grand Junctionarea, where hehasplayedinseveralJazzandBluesgroups. recorded several of her earlier works with her. Shane Trout currently resides in Pueblo, but has deep ties to the drummer Shane Trout, who has a long history with Jill and songs. heart-felt Jill’s for sound-backdrop signature engaging an year. last Cohn with CD ist, Dave Sampson, who recorded the “Beautiful I Love You”world. relocation, and a affairs, traveling girl’s love solo adventures in a man’s long-distance inside look bitter-sweet what some and whimsical a take that songs Indy-folk ambient lush, of collection You” a Love is I “Beautiful release, The ous/quirky brightersideofthings. heart-string-tugging ballads intermingled with and styling diverse for known best is Jill group. her and Cohn Jill songwriter Avenue, Ute performing 1310 Room, and KAFMis proud andgratefultobe theVoice oftheCommunityhere intheGrandValley.” radio, community for way big a in off paid efforts Everyone’s Radio. Community KAFM benefit to Upholstery and especially Steve and the crew Sullivan John atHouse, Coffee Outerwear,Dog ForeignLoki Laughing and Mountaineering Canyon Summit Aid! Vicki and Ray Riley donated the G-wagon thanks to the businesses that helped spiff up and promote the G-Wagon: Safari Ltd., Mountain Khakis, With theraffle andthefundraisingevent,station raisedover$22,000. KAFM, which has served the Grand Valley for 14 years. This was the Sixth Annual Radio Daze party. valley withhim.Itwasaperfectmoment!” the in night last his spend and play him his hear to therewere dad and and mom were. his girlfriend he Also, excited how see to moving so also was thrilling...It is done is duty of tour his when to young man to win the G-wagon is exciting. To know he’ll have this vintage off-road vehicle to return this Director, “For Tedi Executive Gillespie. KAFM’s happier,” said be “We couldn’t Casey’s. be to Mercedes G-wagonthatthelocalcommunitystationwasraffling off asafundraiser. whim, he borrowed $20 from his girlfriend Ali and bought a raffle ticket for a chance to win the 1984 a On to Afghanistan. day next the deploying before Daze, ValleyRadio Grand at the in gig last his Daze, at Kannah Creek Brewing Co.party, Radio Casey fundraising Smart, the summer guitar annual player Radio’s for Drop Community TopKAFM at Lincolnoccurred was moment playing a Such live. I hear you’ll be making some some making be you’ll hear I live. Band Starr David the as playing little while! a for them on wail just can and gig But it sure is fun when I get a drum writing. for tool good a It’s time. the of most guitar prefer really I lot tolearn,butIworkatit. way.that it approacha and have I rough. But I have a pretty good ear don’t read music, and my theory is was surrounded by good players. I up guitar almost by osmosis, since I took lessons for six months. I picked traditionally trained? or taught self you Are instrument? us. discover and home way long the take who players traveling get we mostly so path, beaten offthe little a We are customer. a is Oates and Hall of Oates John Bonoff. Karla his sons have shopped here. So has and Band Dirt Gritty Nitty the of McEuen John shop. or out hang to most of those folks have stopped by concerts in town over the years, and Tickets are $10 in advance and $12 at the door, and may be purchased by calling (970) 241-8801 x223 or visit or x223 241-8801 (970) door,calling purchasedthe by be at may $12 and and Ticketsadvance in are$10 The Seattle singer has just released her ninth studio effort. Saturday, September 21, at 7:30pm, in the KAFM Radio Radio KAFM the in 7:30pm, at Saturday, 21, September “We couldn’t do it without the broad support of the community we serve,” said Gillespie. “Special and soldier young one for CreekBrewingCompany Kannah of patio the on day magical a was It out turned ticket winning the when Daze Radio at everyone of delight and surprise the Imagine Sometimes, the Universe aligns in such perfection that you just have to shake your head in wonder! You’ve been touring the area area the touring been You’ve While drumming is my first love, Favorite instrument? I began as a drummer at age 10. I an up pick first you did When I’ve hosted and promoted lots of

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