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THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Feminism, ND professors debate pro-life view recognition of gay groups By KATHY MASSA said. can agree News Writer Publications by these organi­ zations would educate others By STEVE ZAVESTOSKI about “heterosexist attitudes News Writer In light of their unique reli­ and homophobia.” Discussion gious mission, Catholic univer­ about gay/lesbian issues would sities must address the issue of be “kept visible,” he said. A feminist position, a pro-life recognition of homosexual or­ Finally, formally recognized vision and Catholic traditions ganizations or risk charges of organizations would “announce are not mutually exclusive, ac­ inconsistency. specific events and meetings, cording to Helen Alvare. Notre Dame professors Ralph providing an open forum for A spokesperson for the Na­ Mclnerny and Lawrence students to discuss the issues tional Conference of Catholic Bradley debated this issue dur­ they confront in coming to Bishops on the issue of abor­ ing a forum Wednesday night. terms with their sexuality.” tion, Alvare has been active in Bradley asserted that “non­ Such organizations do not delivering a pro-life message recognition of homosexual or­ contradict Catholic teaching in across America. In last night’s ganizations is inconsistent with practice or in idea, Bradley lecture in the Hesburgh Library the mission of a Catholic uni­ said. Homosexual organiza­ Auditorium. Alvare supported a versity.” tions in no way “indicate advo­ Mclnerny stated that it is in­ cacy of homosexual conduct ■ House stops ban on consistent for a Catholic uni­ prohibited by Christian or counseling / page 5 versity to recognize a “program Catholic moral principles, ” he in which homosexual persons said. “There has been no such pro-life position rooted in fem­ associate with each other,” inism and Christian beliefs. advocacy and there is no indi­ without clearly stating that cation that there will be any Alvare professed a strand of “homosexual activity is im ­ fe m in ism know n as such advocacy in the future.” m oral.” Mclnerny spoke on Catholic “Celebrational Feminism," At the outset of the debate, teaching regarding homosexual which recognizes the differ­ Bradley defined his notion of ences between men and women activity and the Church’s re­ the mission of a Catholic Uni­ sponsibility to the pastoral care and celebrates them, she said. versity: “It entails the inculca­ In contrast, radical feminism of homosexual persons. He tion of basic Christian values stated that he does not intend tries to equate the sexes, and and practices with the hope to defend the actions of any turns to the “short term quick- that its graduates will be ex­ Catholic university’s actions re­ fix” solution of abortion, as Al­ emplary Christians in a plural­ garding instances of recogni­ varo described it. istic society that values the in­ tion or non-recognition. She added that radical femi­ trinsic dignity and freedom of Mclnerny quoted documents nists claim to protect the vul­ the individual, ” he said. from Vatican II to support his nerable and marginalized The Observer/David Hungeling Bradley outlined the benefits presentation. Affirming the members of society, yet they Fall frolic of public, university -recog­ Church’s obedience to the Lord, support the killing of vulnera­ nized, homosexual organiza­ Sophomore Will Sutton plays in the leaves outside his home of “who founded her and have to ble human beings through tions. Such organizations Pangborn Hall, realizing that it won’t be long before snow covers her the sacramental life,” would “reach lesbian, gay and see ABORTION/ page 6 these last signs of summer. Mclnerny said that “it is only in bisexual students with self-af­ firming messages” and link see FORUM/page 6 Election results show Americans are them to a support group, he worried about the economy, Bush says ND Glee Club will

WASHINGTON (AP) — Presi­ control of their legislature and dent Bush said today that elected large Republican ma­ Tuesday's elections made clear jorities. “One of the messages release first video that Americans are worried was don’t raise taxes,” Bush about the economy and the cost said. By AMY SANTANGELO area. This weekend they of health care. “Nobody is tak­ Bush promised an adminis­ News Writer will travel to ing anything for granted,” Bush tration health care proposal, Minneapolis/St. Paul, said of his own re-election “something that’s constructive.” The Notre Dame Glee Minnesota to give six hopes, But he also said, “I must try Club will soon release its performances. Ring said. Bush said he was “ depressed” to protect the taxpayers in this first video in its 76-year his former attorney general, country who don’t need another history. The club will appear on Dick Thornburgh, lost tax increase. ” Monday Night Football as Pennsylvania’s Senate race to He said he will continue to The half-hour tape of the pre-game show for the Democrat Harris Wofford, who push his proposals, including a traditional Christmas Minnesota Vikings, and will was appointed to the seat after cut in the capital gains tax, and carols will be sold in the sing the National Anthem the death of Republican Sen. Dick Thornburg “I want to try to find ways to Hammes Notre Dame before the game, he said. John Heinz. help because people are hurt­ Bookstore. The video, They will also appear on But Bush tried to put the best voters of Louisiana.” ing,” he said. produced by Golden Dome CBS T h is M o rn in g on face on the elections, citing re­ Asked later who he’d vote for Bush disputed speculation Productions, contains the December 4. sults in New Jersey, Virginia if he lived in Louisiana, Bush that he cancelled a 10-day Asia music of the Glee Club’s and Mississippi as big Republi­ said he’d “end up voting for and Australia trip later this Christmas concert last Concurrent with these can victories. (Edwin) Edwards,” the Demo­ month because of mounting year in Sacred Heart tours, the Glee Club holds “It was a political day yester­ cratic former three-term gov­ criticism that he is neglecting Church. two concerts on campus, day and we did very, very well.” ernor who Duke is facing in the the home front while concen­ one in fall, the other in Bush said. “ Please don’t look at Nov. 16 runoff trating on foreign affairs. The Glee Club’s new spring. They entertain the part of the glass that is only For Bush, Thornburgh’s loss “That’s crazy,” he said. Bush leader, Mark Ring, speaks prior to home football half full.’ was a tough, personal blow. said he put off the trip to be highly of this production as games and at various times Speaking as he departed for a He had campaigned in Penn­ home as Congress winds up its well as the 68 singers. during football weekends. trip to the NATO meeting in sylvania twice for Thornburgh, session. Most of the men in the Rome, the president said he as did Vice President Dan “The only thing that worries group entered with little Public Broadcasting Sta­ heard the voters’ messages Quayle. me is being out of town when previous singing tions across the country, about health care and economic “ There’s a message here for these people are doing crazy experience, according to like WTTW in Chicago and troubles, and promised, “We’ll the administration and a mes­ things,” Bush said. Ring, who said they WGBT in Boston, will air go the extra mile and we’ll try sage here for the United States He said he had seen various learned quickly from the the Christmas concert tape. even harder.” Congress. When the economy is “head on heads,” polls showing rigorous schedule and fast- He also sought to rid himself slow, people are concerned. him running ahead of any of the paced atmosphere. Ring is uncertain about of a political thorn in the side — They’re hurting out there. current Democratic challengers the price of the video, but Louisiana’s gubernatorial They’re concerned about their “and 1 feel pretty good about The club has two major said those interested in candidate David Duke, the Ku livelihood,” Bush said. i t . ” tours, one in fall and the buying it may check with Klux Klan leader running as a Bush said there was another Nonetheless, he said, ‘I’m go­ other in spring, as well as the Bookstore or Golden Republican. Bush dismissed lesson to be learned from New ing to be facing a tough fight. ... a variety of smaller tours Dome Productions for an Duke as an “insincere charlatan Jersey, where voters angered by Nobody is going to be taking throughout the South Bend estimated cost. ... attempting to hoodwink the tax hikes ended Democratic anything for granted.” page 2 The Observer Thursday, November 7, 1991

INSIDE COLUMN FORECAST: Forecast for noon,Thursday, November 7 Cold, clouds and WEATHER REPORT Lines show high temperatures. sunshine, a flurry or two with highs in the The search upper 20s and a low of 17. Friday, sunny with a high of 33 and for the Lord lows dipping into the teens. has begun TEMPERATURES: City H . L Hey, all you crime Athens 66 50 Atlanta 53 35 stoppers out there, this is Berlin 46 39 a plea for you to put those Boston 45 34 investigative talents to Chicago 38 28 work on the case of Dallas-Ft. Worth 57 35 disappearance of the Denver 52 36 Detroit 35 32 Lord, a saga worthy of a Honolulu 89 75 segment on U nsolved Houston 57 50 Mysteries. Rich Szabo Indianapolis 38 36 Early this year, my RA Sports Copy London 52 37 in 3A Planner, Doug Editor Los Angeles 88 62 Allston, pulled that old Miami Beach 77 62 New Orleans 53 32 mattress gag on some freshmen. You know, 80s New York 46 34 where they drag their mattresses downstairs FRONTS: Paris 48 36 late at night for inspection. Sadly, they fell for Philadelphia 46 28 it, but then again, they also bought IU pep Rome 68 59 rally tickets. WARM STATIONARY St. Louis 49 40 ©1991 Accu-Weatner, Inc. San Francisco 76 55 Feeling vengeful, two of the freshmen, Pressure Seattle 59 48 Kevin and Marc, conceived a sacrilegious plan |7 7 J South Bend 28 17 to abscond w ith 3D Jesus, a framed p rin t of H L LEI E l E3 E 3 d iQ Tokyo 61 48 Christ on Doug’s wall that had the added HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY PT. CLOUDY CLOUDY Washington, D.C.50 32 feature of radiating a soothing light when plugged in. Truly a work of art, 3D Jesus broke down gender barriers (women loved him) and fostered a caring attitude in all he encountered. TODAY AT A GLANCE Ah, but how to pull it off? Another fresh­ “information developed to date in the ongoing man, Don, in a stroke of criminal brilliance, WORLD investigations relating to the 1991 Tailhook Association obtained the picture one day, snatching it Symposium in Las Vegas,” said the spokeswoman, Lt. while Doug was, urn, relieving himself. Deborah Carson. Nothing like a simple approach to grand theft China and Vietnam make joint effort religious. ■BEIJING — China and Vietnam said Next, Eric, a sophomore in my section and Wednesday they would consider joint Wealth judged bv differing measures ______apparently the only one with the guts to do development of disputed islands ■NEW YORIv— For all the fascination Americans have this, arranged for the picture to be hung out a believed to sit atop rich oil deposits. with the subject of wealth, the term is seldom defined third-floor window in PW facing Doug’s room. But Chinese Communist Party chief precisely. Just how much money do you need to qualify The appropriate ransom notes were sent, and Jiang Zemin warned against expecting as rich? It’s a question debated at business schools and when Doug came in, there was 3D Jesus a sudden leap forward in the bus stops, in barber shops and brokerage offices — shining in all his glory from out of PW. relationship between the two countries anywhere people get to talking about the financial side of “The trick was extremely funny,” said All­ after 13 years of hostility. “We should stress restoring life. The subject came up in a particularly direct way ston. “ I walked in and thought oh God, it’s in relations in all fields in a planned way. We better take when the investment management firm of Neuberger & PW,’ but expected it to be returned. ” action only when conditions are ripe and avoid rash Berman commissioned a survey of more than 200 people This is the mysterious part. That night, 3D actions,” a Foreign Ministry spokesman paraphrased on their attitudes toward inheritances and family money. was taken from the window and to this day, Jiang as telling his Vietnamese counterpart, Do Muoi. For the purposes of analyzing the results, the half who over a month later, has not been returned. The two men announced Tuesday that their nations came in above that line of demarcation were classified as Ads were posted begging his captors to would normalize relations after years of conflict over “wealthy,” while the half on the other side were return the Lord safely. Spies were even sent Vietnam’s invasion of Cambodia in 1978 and China’s designated as the “less wealthy” group. undercover to a PW SYR, but to no avail. subsequent punitive attack on Vietnam. Could it be that he was expelled for breaking Presbyterian church goers harassed ______parietals? Is he under house arrest? No one NATIONAL ■ WASHINGTON — Every week, members of the knows, but Doug has not been the same this Western Presbyterian Church say their services are dis­ past month. rupted by chanting protesters who try to scare wor­ “3D Jesus draws people to him, ” said All­ Officer dismissed because of abuse ______shipers away. Twice, the protesters’ leader was seen ston. “Without him, there’s a void in my life. I ■WASHINGTON — The commander of one of the Navy’s cracking a bullwhip. Robert Meyers says he and his won’t press charges, but the offenders may top flight-testing facilities is being reassigned for failing followers are exercising their First Amendment right to face worse than jail and could have to move to take prompt action on a sexual abuse allegation. The protest a land swap the church has worked out with the to 5B.” move comes a week after the Navy announced it was International Monetary Fund. The church contends he is The picture must have special meaning, cutting ties with a 15,000-member naval aviation group interfering with its members’ ability to hold worship judging by the shocking things that have known as the Tailhook Association, at whose meeting in services. The church’s lawyer, Frederick Robinson, asked happened since it vanished. The Braves al­ September the abuse reportedly occurred to several a federal judge Wednesday to order Meyers not to most won the World Series and the power women, including an aide to the officer. The chief of intimidate church members and to stay 100 feet away went out all over campus. What could be naval operations, Adm. Frank Kelso, removed Rear Adm. from the building. “Every Sunday, people have to run a next? Jack Snyder as the commanding officer at the Patuxent gauntlet to get to church,” Robinson told U.S. District Doug’s wall is almost bare now, as only a River Naval Air Test Center in Maryland, a Navy Judge Louis Oberdorfer. “They’re harassed; they’re picture of Papa Smurf covers up a once spokeswoman said Tuesday. The action stems from verbally assaulted.” blessed area. It is a lackluster replacement. If you have any information which may lead to the return of 3D Jesus, please call Doug Allston or myself. Heavenly rewards, and earthly ones too, are promised, so please come forward. The Lord wants to go home. So OF INTEREST find it within the decency of your hearts to help him do so.

The views contained in the Inside Column No hospitality luncheon w ill be held today as originally A Right to Life general meeting will be held tonight at 8 are those of the author and not necessarily planned due to the cancellation by the host organization. p.m. in Montgomery Theatre of LaFortune. those o f The Observer.

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Thursday, November 7, 1991 The Observer page 3 Bush and Senate still talking of unemployment benefits WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate forward on this unemployment Democratic senators were close plan, and that the bill could ministration would oppose the Democrats may link foreign aid compensation, doing it in a way to proposing legislation that reach the floor this week. foreign aid proposal and that it and unemployment benefits in where the tiny percent that we would pay for the expanded Word of the Democratic plan would jeopardize efforts to their boldest gambit yet aimed desperately want to help get coverage by freezing foreign aid came shortly before the White quickly enact a benefits bill. at portraying President Bush as helped, but we don’t burden the for five years, said officials who House announced that Bush “If that is still alive, that just preferring foreign intrigue to 95 percent... that are paying spoke on condition of would indefinitely postpone a slows the whole thing down, ” dealing with suffering at home. taxes," said Bush. anonymity. trip to Asia and Australia he said. Before departing for a NATO “ We could have had those An aide to Senate Majority scheduled for later this month. summit in Rome today, mean­ checks in the mail literally Leader George Mitchell, D- The president was said to want Democrats have been trying while, Bush said “people are weeks ago. But I must ... try to Maine, who first proposed pay­ to devote more time to thesince the summer to enact hurting" and called anew for protect the taxpayers in this ing for the benefits with the unemployment bill and other legislation adding up to 20 Congress to pass an extension country who don’t need another foreign aid'reduction, said no items Congress is trying to wrap weeks of unemployment of aid for the long-term unem­ tax increase.” final decision to pursue the leg­ up before adjourning for the benefits for people who use up ployed that does not break the Just as Congress and Bush islation has been made. year. the regular 26 weeks of budget agreement. seemed near a compromise on But three officials said Senate White House budget director coverage without finding new “ I want to see them move providing extra benefits, leaders had decided on the Richard Darman said the ad­ work. Democrat wins 'stunning' victory in Pennsylvania PHILADELPHIA (AP) — The There’s a tremendous concern nation’s sour economy and a about the economy,” said public fearful about job security Michael Hooper, a professor of and health care set the stage political science at Temple Uni­ for Democrat Harris Wofford’s versity in Philadelphia. stunning victory in Pennsylva­ “Wofford focused on that and nia’s Senate race. focused in on the personal Wofford, a tweedy former concerns people have, fears for college president and one-time jobs, the lack of health insur­ Kennedy administration aide, ance. It spoke to a tremendous was elevated to the stature of vein in the public," Hooper said. political giant killer Tuesday John Peeler, chairm an of the after defeating former U.S. At­ political science department at torney General Dick Thorn­ Bucknell University, said Wof­ burgh, who at one point held a ford’s health care proposal was 40-point edge in the polls. particularly effective at a time Political scientists said of rising unemployment and Wednesday that Wofford’s problems within the insurance campaign, which focused on the industry. need for national health care, a “ He hit on an issue that is middle-class tax cut and other really very much on the minds domestic issues, resonated with of people right now.” Peeler voters weary of the recessionsaid. “ People are very conscious and an administration in of their vulnerability." Washington that seems unable Wofford met with reporters The Observer/David Hungellng to turn it around. Wednesday morning in his ZZZZzzzzz “There’s a lot of discontent downtown hotel room and at­ Sophomore Tom Zipprich dreams of the mere seven weeks left before Christmas break. Yes 11 out there. People are worried. tributed his success to the need Im a m Philippine tropical storm kills 2,300 TACLOBAN, Philippines (AP) mass burials. flimsy shacks under the weight — Landslides unleashed by a of mud and debris. Many of tropical storm roared down “The water suddenly rose. those killed were children, and mountains in the Philippines, Cars and trucks were being workers were digging mass sweeping screaming victims flushed into Ormoc Bay like graves Wednesday for the vic­ into the sea. More than 2,300 toys," said Ruby Gernale, a Red tims. people died and 1,500 were Cross official in Ormoc, a city The disaster came during missing and presumed dead, of­ on Leyte that was hardest-hit Tropical Storm Thelma’s sweep ficials said Wednesday. by the furious landslides. over the region, 450 miles The landslides hit the central “People were being carried by southeast of Manila. The na­ islands of Leyte and Negros on the waters, crying out for help. tional government in Manila Tuesday, burying coastal shan­ But we were helpless,” she only became aware of the scope tytowns under mud, debris and said. “The current was so of the disaster on Wednesday, flood waters. strong." however, because of poor On Wednesday, scores of communications with the area. bodies still lay in the debris, One horrific landslide that hit and rescuers collected bodies, the Ormoc area swept over sometimes in wheelbarrows, for shantytowns, crumbling the Tropical Storm Thelma

19 9 1-92 Studio Production X S A M A R ‘ MIGHT Notre Dame Communication and Theatre presents ENTER THE Night of the Assassins by Jose Trlana Translation by Kevin Dreyer NOW riEGROSlNkl Directed by Kevin Dreyer Landslides ■ IMS Set Design by Jules Sweet v . . \ i r buried coastal Costume Design by Kaly Blakey Lighting Design by liruce Auerbach shantytowns Stage Managed by Tim Broun M ap Wednesday , November 6-8:10 p.m. Detail Thursday November 7 -8:10 p.m. SQUASH TOURNAMENT South Friday November 8-8:10 p.m. •MEN S AND WOMENS DIVISIONS China Saturday, November 9-8:10 p.m. Sea Sunday. November 10-3:10 p.m. Washington hall TABLE TENNIS SINGLES TOManila •a Q z Philippine Sea Laboratory Theatre •MEN'S AND WOMEN'S DIVISIONS PHILIPPINES Samar Reserved Seats ■ $5 Student and Senior Citizen discounts & are available lor Wednesday. CO-ED WATER LACROSSE Thursday and Sunday performances. ; :>* * Ormac A Negros' Tickets are available at the door or in // advance at the Lafortune Student // Sulu Seaa Center Ticket Office. ND STUDENTS, FACULTY AND STAFF ARE ELIGIBLE 200 miles MasterCard and Visa orders f}U rJ ^Mindana° call 239-8128. 200 km u < DEADLINE - NOVEMBER 13 AP page 4 The Observer Thursday, November 7, 1991 Location dispute will Peruvian not stop peace talks leader is JERUSALEM (AP) — Foreign cess,” he added. sacked Minister David Levy said Prime Minister Yitzhak Wednesday that disagreement Shamir’s spokesman, Ehud Gol, LIMA, Peru (AP) — President over the location of bilateral said Wednesday that Israel Alberto Fujimori sacked his peace talks between Israel and would listen to other proposals prime minister Wednesday in its Arab neighbors would not if the Middle East was definitely the third major Cabinet endanger the peace process. ruled out as a site for the talks. shakeup of his 15-month-old “We still hold to our position administration. The issue emerged as a key that the talks should take place stumbling block during the first in the region, and we will try to The announcement followed phase of the peace conference consult and reach that goal,” an upsurge of violence in the in Madrid, Spain. Israel wants Gol said. “If this doesn’t work Andean nation that has left the talks to alternate between we will hear other proposals. ” scores of people dead in five Israeli cities and those of the Israeli newspapers have days. The attacks have led Arab participants, while Syria speculated that Rhodes or some Peruvians to question has insisted they be held at a Cyprus might be acceptable whether the nation is becoming neutral location. compromise Sites. engulfed in a generalized civil “The Syrian insistence on Gol said Israel would consider war. conducting talks far from our only countries near the Middle The president selected Labor region is not good news, and of East. Minister Alfonso de los Heros to course is not a message of replace embattled Carlos The Observer/John Rock peace. We hope they will On Tuesday, Secretary of Torres y Torres Lara as prime change their mind,” Levy said State James Baker III called on Merry sort of Christmas minister and shuffled 10 other in a speech to Parliament. Israel and its Arab neighbors to Morrissey Manor residents play a practical joke on one of their own ministries, key among them in­ But “I’m convinced that dis­ decide where to hold the next late Tuesday night. These so-called buddies were gift-wrapping terior and defense. agreements over the location of round of talks within .two their friend’s room as an early Christmas present. Gen. Victor Malca was moved talks do not endanger the pro­ weeks. from interior to replace Gen. Jorge Torres Aciego at defense, and Army Gen. Juan Briones Former aide's Iran-Contra role investigated became the new interior minis­ ter. WASHINGTON (AP) — of Donald Gregg, now the U.S. about North’s resupply weapons to the Contras for two Torres y Torres had moved Prosecutors on Wednesday ambassador to Korea. operation to the Nicaraguan years after Congress cut off from the Labor Ministry 10 questioned former Assistant Gregg was Bush’s national Contras and never told Bush military aid to the Nicaraguan months ago to serve as both Secretary of State Elliott security adviser in the Reagan about it. rebels. prime minister and foreign Abrams as they sought to show era when Bush was vice Bush has said he was Gregg in 1985 arranged for minister. He was criticized over that a one-time aide to president. unaware of North’s network ex-CIA operative Felix the summer for his handling of President Bush was implicated Two sources familiar with the until after it was publicly Rodriguez to go to El Salvador, a border dispute with Ecuador, in the scandal, sources familiar investigation, speaking on exposed late in 1986. where Rodriguez eventually during which he failed to de­ with the investigation said. condition of anonymity, Abrams pleaded guilty to a went to work for North’s Contra mand Ecuador pull an army de­ described the North subpoena pair of misdemeanors in the operation. tachment from a contested jun­ Prosecutors also have and questioning of Abrams scandal on Oct. 7 and the Gregg says he didn’t know gle region. subpoenaed former National before a federal grand jury as a former assistant secretary for that Rodriguez was helping the None of the original ministers Security Council aide Oliver last-ditch effort to show that inter-American Affairs agreed Contras until Aug. 8, 1986, in Fujimori’s 15-member Cabi­ N orth and fo r questioning as Gregg has been covering up his to cooperate with Iran-Contra when Rodriguez complained to net remain. In January he re­ part of the effort to show Iran- knowledge of the affair. prosecutors. him about how the operation placed three ministers and in Contra involvement on the part Gregg has denied knowing North oversaw the supply of was being run. February four others.

“ POWERFUL. PROVOCAHVE. PERFECT. Smoke from eastern fires De Niro is extraordinary.” - Put Collins. WAVOK- IA MO V YORK drifts through Pennsylvania ROBERT DE NIRO ~Z. DUNBAR, W.Va. (AP) — West Virginia, including three in Erie and Harrisburg, Pa., g -m f Smoke from thousands of acres caused by arsonists and two by and northern Virginia, Orcha- ' tn the 1950*8 awar of burning woodlands reduced hunters who dropped ci­ nian said. was be!rig fought in the U.S. visibility in parts of West Vir­ garettes, the division said. “They probably w ill see some A committee o f Congress ginia to less than a half-mile “If people would just settle of the smoke in Washington, sought to control the creative community Wednesday and residents were down and not set any more I but I think the main thrust will through /for and censorship. warned of high air pollution think we’d be out of the woods be toward the north and east,” Anyone who disagreed s ? = § levels. over the weekend,” said Alan he said. “ I think possibly it may with them : became... The smoke had drifted into Miller, head of fire control for work into New York City later a= . 1 central Pennsylvania and was the division. “It’s wearing our today.” M heading toward Philadelphia people out.” The air in Charleston was and New York City. West Virginia has had no “hazardous,” said Venisa More than 1,000 fires have significant precipitation in more Flesher, acting laboratory su­ burned more than 250,000 than three weeks, and none pervisor for state Air Pollution po acres in nine Appalachian was forecast until at least Control Commission. CD states since Oct. 26. At least Sunday, the National Weather 600 fires have burned more Service said. Flesher said the pollution in­ G UI ITY BY cn than 200,000 acres in West Little wind and low tempera­ dex reading Wednesday was n H'hlspei Virginia, including 26 fires tures acted like a lid Wednes­ 353, the worst since the fires 5 u s p rc ro rf Wednesday, the state Division of day and kept thick smoke close began. WARNER BROS mson Forestry said. to the ground, said weather ."Q%-im mm - Fires were generally out or service meteorologist Jerry Or- under control in Kentucky, Ge­ chanian in Charleston. orgia, Maryland, North By midafternoon, light wind Carolina, Ohio, South Carolina, began to disperse the smoke, Tennessee and Virginia. increasing visibility to three West Virginia’s largest active miles. fire Wednesday had burned At higher altitudes, wind more than 11,000 acres on moving at 30 mph pushed the smcDQ Blair Mountain in Logan smoke toward the north and County, the Division of Forestry east. said. At midmorning, smoke re­ Seven new fires also were re­duced visibility at Pittsburgh to ported in eastern and central 1 1/2 miles and was noticeable Go to Meanwhile Flower Delivery 7 Days All you can eat for $1.00 fbsy * Batch from 9 -11 pm Super Saver Prices on Roses Balloon Bouquets & Stuffing, Plants, The nightly special for $1.00 each Fresh Flowers, Plush Animals, Gift Baskets SftSSTiSSr (219) 277-1291 Thursday Nov. 7th South Beni IN 46637 PlMM AWWWid 24 hr*. The Observer Thursday, November 7, 1991 page 5 House stops ban on Vatican leaders reject Prayer abortion counseling idea of married priests MILWAUKEE (AP) — Vatican Weakland wrote in a pastoral ban may leaders have rejected a pro­ letter released Wednesday. WASHINGTON (AP) — The “ What you see here is a leg­ posal that married men be or­ Sodano said the pope would House voted 272-156 Wednes­ islative shell game,” said House dained to alleviate the address the priest shortage Minority Leader Robert Michel, be eased day to block the Bush adminis­ worsening shortage of priests, with other suggestions at a fu­ R-m. tration’s ban on abortion coun­ an archbishop wrote in a ture date, Weakland wrote. Bush has threatened to veto WASHINGTON (AP) — The seling at federally funded family letter released Wednesday. any bill negating the counseling Bush administration today planning clinics. But the margin Archdiocesan spokesman ban. Seeking to avoid what urged the Supreme Court to re­ was well short of that needed to Rembert Weakland, in a Greg Bell said he didn’t know could be the first override of his lax its 29-year ban on officially override President Bush’s January letter to area if Weakland was given rea­ veto, Bush released a memo sponsored worship in public Catholics, became the first sons for the Vatican’s rejec­ threatened veto. Tuesday aimed at persuading schools so prayers may be spo­ American bishop to openly tion and didn’t know what The House approved a $204 lawmakers that the restrictions ken at graduation and promo­ urge the church to consider solutions the pope might billion health, education and would not be interpreted tion ceremonies. married clergy. propose. Weakland wasn't labor spending bill that includes strictly. But opponents said Students who participate in Observers of the Roman available to comment, Bell language blocking for one year Bush’s memo had no legal ef­ such ceremonies realize they Catholic Church predicted the said. the adm inistration’s ban on fect. are not in a classroom setting, suggestion would anger the counseling. Critics call that ban “The White House memo is contended Solicitor General Vatican because Pope John Vatican officials have re­ a “gag rule." designed to get the administra­ Kenneth Starr, the administra­ Paul II has said he would buked Weakland in the past. Despite winning, abortion- tion off the hook on the gag rule tion’s top courtroom lawyer. never drop the requirement They refused last year to let a rights advocates were disap­ and provide its gag-rule “You may hear things you that all priests be celibate SWiss university give him an pointed they fell short of a two- supporters in the House protec­ don't like and you don't agree men. honorary degree because of thirds, or veto-proof, majority. tion,” said Rep. Les AuCoin, D- with. ” Starr said in assessing his views on abortion. “ I find it a very sad day,” said Ore. the reaction of some students. Vatican Secretariat of State Weakland had suggested Rep. Patricia Schroeder, D-Colo. The ban against abortion “That’s part o f a free society. ” Archbishop Angelo Sodano that church officials modify and an opponent of the ban on counseling at federally assisted The court is expected to de­ replied to Weakland that his their approach to abortion, abortion counseling. “ I hope family planning clinics was im­ cide by July a dispute over suggestion was “out of place,” which is condemned as a sin. American women remember posed by the Reagan adminis­ invocations and benedictions at how their representatives tration in 1988, continued by high school graduations and voted. They voted to treat them Bush and upheld by the junior high school promotion like children, not like adults.” Supreme Court last May. Bush ceremonies in Providence, R.I. Both the House and the Sen­ has gained support for his Wash, voters oppose Lower courts, using a test ate previously approved the bill. stand from conservatives, who fashioned by the Supreme Wednesday’s vote was on ac­ say the ban helps prevent Court, banned such prayers cepting a llouse-Senate confer­ abortions. ‘right to die’ proposal after ruling that they violate the ence report reconciling differ­ constitutionally required “This is not a gag rule,” said SEATTLE (AP) — Washington clearly weren’t ready to cross ences. The measure also faced separation of church and state. Rep. Christopher Smith, R-N.J., voters rejected the nation’s first quite yet.” a Senate vote. In a lively, 60-minute session a leader of anti-abortion forces ballot proposal legalizing “ But I have no doubt at all On the eve of the vote, a today, many of the justices’ in the House. “ It’s a prenatal euthanasia for the terminally that this is merely the first group of Republicans charged questions focused on the con­ care rule. It’s about taxpayer- ill, but proponents insisted to­ round in what is going to be a the bill utilized budget trickery tinued vitality of that test in de­ subsidized abortion advocacy.” day the fight for the “right to long and heated debate on the to provide $4 billion for pro­ termining whether a govern­ The restrictions have never die” was just beginning. issue of euthanasia,” he said. grams by pushing outlays into ment practice violates that part been implemented because of With 84 percent of precincts At least $2.3 million was the next fiscal year. They urged of the Constitution banning “an court orders blocking them. counted, Initiative 119 failed spent campaigning for and rejection of the measure for establishment of religion.” Unless legislation is enacted with 529,099, or 46 percent against the initiative, state that reason; opponents of the Many of the questions, as holding off the counseling ban, voting yes, and 624,606, or 54 Public Disclosure Commission gag rule said that issue reduced well, showed how difficult the the restrictions are expected to percent opposed. records showed. Backers out- votes for the bill. job of drawing lines between take effect in several months. “I do not think this issue is spent foes by nearly 3 to 1. permissible and impermissible going away at all, and the next Washington state’s “ death practices can be. state to face this issue is likely with dignity” initiative, which to be much more alert to the drew worldwide attention, distortions we heard in this would have legally sanctioned Keating campaign” from foes, said active euthanasia, such as a Margaret Battin, a University of lethal injection, and assisted Utah bioethicist who supported suicide, such as prescribing a lawyer won't the initiative. deadly dose of pills. “I think the opposition cre­ Similar proposals are pending ated fear in the electorate — in Oregon, California, Florida call witness fear that there weren’t enough and Washington, D C. safeguards,” said Deborah Euthanasia is practiced LOS ANGELES (AP) — Senn, a spokeswoman for the widely in Holland, where it is il­ Charles Keating Jr.’s defense initiative. “I feel very strongly legal but largely tolerated. attorney said Wednesday he the opposition lied and dis­ will rest his case without call­ torted the initiative. ” The national debate over ing a witness and will tell But Arthur Caplan, a Univer­ euthanasia was further fueled jurors that prosecutors never sity of Minnesota medical ethi- recently after Dr. Jack proved Keating defrauded in­ cist who criticized the initiative, Kevorkian, a retired Michigan vestors at his Lincoln Savings. said the measure “was poorly pathologist, provided suicide Stephen Neal said the prose­ written,” and “in some ways machines to two chronically ill cution’s own witnesses in state took public policy to a boundary women who used them to kill court here provided ample evi­ that the voters of Washington themselves Oct. 23. dence that Keating never in­ O A REAL MAN !!! tended to dupe small investors who lost more than $200 mil­ lion buying junk bonds, mainly Seniorso fA ll Majors Are Invited at Lincoln branches. THE F to a Presentation on “I am not going to put on any Notre Dame evidence. I believe that the peo­ Communication & ple have totally failed to prove Theatre presents: the charges against my client.” National Players MIRACLE Opportunities in Neal said in a telephone inter­ America’s longest view. “ Even if you assume that running classical Investment Banking there were omissions and mis­ touring company WORKER representations — and I don’t concede that — but even if you BY WILLIAM GIBSON Thursday, November 7, 1991 do, there is utterly no evidence University Club, Main Lounge connecting Charles Keating to those,” Neal said. Wednesday, November 13 8:10 p.m. 7:00 P.M. Closing arguments, based on Thursday, November 14 8:10 p.m. Representatives of Morgan Stanley testimony of 53 prosecution Friday, November 15 8:10 p.m. w ill be present to discuss: witnesses, were scheduled for Tuesday. Unless the ju ry dead­ Saturday, November 16 8:10 p.m. • The Investment Banking Industry locks, a quick end appears in sight to the first crim inal case Sunday, November 17 3:10 p.m. » Opportunities in the Financial Analyst Programstemming from Lincoln’s col­ lapse, which cost taxpayers a record $2.6 billion. Reserved seats $7 RefreshmentsProvided Student and senior citizen discounts are available Neal’s high-risk decision fol­ for Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday perfor­ Contact the Universityof Notre Dame Career and lows a two-month prosecution mances. Tickets are available at the door or in Placement Services Center for additional informationcase against Keating, whose advance at the LaFortune Student Center ticket risky investments in land and office. MasterCard and Visa orders call 239-8128. securities, lavish political dona­ MORGAN STANLEY & CO. tions and luxurious lifestyle Incorporated helped make him a symbol of the nation’s savings and loan W a s h in g t o n H a l l debacle. page 6 The Observer Thursday, November 7, 1991 Bush says he would vote against Duke

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Norman Robinson. Robinson Buddy Roemer from the race in President Bush on Wednesday said he was concerned about the primary. fired his sharpest criticism yet anti-black and anti-Jewish re­ Bush has spoken out against at former Ku Klux Klan leader marks Duke made during his Duke, but until Wednesday had David Duke, saying he’d vote tenure with the Klan in the never said he would vote for for Democrat Edwin Edwards in 1970s, his leadership of the Na­ Duke’s opponent if he were eli­ the gubernatorial runoff if he tional Association for the Ad­ gible. lived in Louisiana. vancement of White People and At a news conference in his association with neo-Nazis Washington, Bush said he Meanwhile, Duke, the in the 1980s. would vote for Edwards if he n o m in a l GOP candidate, and Edwards followed up the ex­ could, and criticized pro-Nazi Edwards, a former three-term change by pointing to news re­ views that Duke espoused well governor, clashed in a televised ports that Klan leaders in other into the 1980s. debate Wednesday evening. states are rounding up support “When someone asserts that In a terse exchange with a for Duke. the Holocaust never took place, black reporter, Duke repudiated “ In Texas and in Iowa the then I don’t believe that person his past Klan associations while Klan people have already an­ ever deserves one iota of public pushing his campaign stand nounced that they’re coming trust,” Bush said. against race-based affirmative down here to help their friend, “And when someone has so action programs. Mr. Duke, ” Edwards said. “ 1 recently endorsed Naziism, it is “You don’t make up for past hope they behave themselves.” inconceivable that such a per­ s. discrimination by putting more Duke, a state representative, son can legitimately aspire to ... discrimination on top of it,” faces Edwards in a Nov. 16 a leadership role in a free soci­ Duke told WDSU reporter runoff. They bumped Gov. e ty ”______

Bradley, questioning the infalli­ is incorrect. He said he would Forum bility of the Catholic doctrine not object to pastoral programs regarding homosexuality, stated geared to lead homosexuals to continued from page 1 that Church teaching has a chaste life, but added that he changed throughout the cen­ supports groups that are turies. He denied some Scrip­ opposed to Catholic teaching. tural interpretations that Mclnerny said the Authority Mclnerny quoted from Vatican of the Church is not an exter­ the marital relationship that II documents. nal, opposing force. The the use of the sexual faculty Bradley also said the morality Church is not subject to norms can be morally good. A person of homosexual actions is sub­ of society; rather, it transmits engaging in homosexual behav­ jective and the decision to en­ Christ’s infallible message. The ior therefore acts immorally.” gage in sexual activity does not Church’s teaching sexual When the Church rejects affect the Catholic character of morality will not change, Mcln­ “erroneous opinions regarding the given individual. erny said. He added that the The Observer/David Hungeling homosexuality, it defends per­ Watch it wiggle.... Mclnerny said that any inter­ Church’s mission is to lead our sonal freedom and dignity,” he pretation of Scripture that is souls to our salvation. Sophomore John Huljak experiences first-hand the amount of hard continued. The Catholic Church inconsistent with Church teach­ work that goes into a typical meal at the dining hall. At dinner on explicitly teaches that homo­ ing is false. The truth revealed The debate allotted each sexual activity is immoral and Wednesday night, John was in charge of the jello tray. by Christ is not subjective, he speaker a fifteen-minute period that the tendency itself is a dis­ said. in which to present his argu­ order and is harmful to the ment. Each speaker then rebut­ human person, he contended. n ist positions. She emphasized In the question-answer period ted the other for a five minute Mclnerny pointed out that abortion the traditions of creation, following the rebuttals, Bradley period, and a question-answer many people today “accept the C hrist as a hum an being and stated that the homosexual period followed. continued from page 1 homosexual condition as the Christian ideals of love and tendency is not disordered, and The Student Union Board and though it were not disordered. freedom in support of her ar­ asserted that the Catholic the Graduated Student Union and condone homosexual activ­ gument. Church’s doctrine on this issue sponsored this forum. ity.” Such a belief is false, he “A freedom that cries out for said, and is “opposed to the abortion. abortion is an oxymoron. Real truth about the human person, Alvare also said that most freedom is freedom for the CHELA JOHNSON which is fully disclosed in the pro-choice supporters are fail­ other, including the unborn,” mystery of Christ.” ing to address the real issue. Alvare said. She made a clear Homosexual persons need “ Post Abortive Syndrome is not distinction between free choice and deserve pastoral care, a result of women worrying and freedom: “Do free choices Mclnerny said. Frankness on about whether they exercised make us free? No. Discipline the Church’s part regarding the their freedom of choice. It re­ makes us free. The Christian disorder of homosexual ten­ sults from a woman’s concern tradition of freedom is to em­ dency is necessary and that she might have killed a ploy our free will to do good.” compassionate to the human baby. Alvare admitted that her pro­ homosexual person, he said. “Literature supporting legal life feminist position does not All support should be with­ abortion grapples with pro- provide an overnight solution, drawn from “any organizations choice rhetoric,” said Alvare, instead it promotes equality which seek to undermine the “this is a terrible disservice, the and change over a period of teaching of the Church, which real issue is not being raised. time. But, she said, “the prac­ are ambiguous about it, or “Abortion does not solve the tice of abortion only perpetu­ which neglect it entirely,” he problem that got them (women) ates the position of women in Dad, Jean, Elspeth, Joelle, Tamarack, added. there. The solution is to target society.” the social institutions that are During the rebuttal period, Snowball, Shadow, Nina and the 22 Guppies perpetuating the position of women,” Alvare said. “The cheap quick fix of abor­ tion is a trade-off for the real THE NOTRE DAME answers to their problems,” she said. Alvare also related Christian SPORTS & ENTERTAINMENT ideals to the pro-life and femi- LAW STUDENT ASSOCIATION SOCIAL SECURITY? Presents a lecture by: MANY PEOPLE ONLY KNOW HALF THE STORY Mr. Dick Ebersol Get the whole >torv from the tree hooidct. Social Security, How it works tor you." President, NBC Sports

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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Students encouraged to support GE boycott

Dear Editor: Reservation, Washington, who As General Electric conducts were exposed to significant interviews on the Notre Dame amounts of radiation that campus this week, I feel com­ General Electric knowingly pelled to warn our community leaked. The video will be \ about the threats this corpora­ shown tonight at 7:00 p.m. in tion poses to our environment the Center for Social Concerns, and to the lives of many sponsored by the W orld Peace Americans. Action Group. INFACT, as defined in its June I encourage you to attend, 1991 news bulletin, “is an and I challenge each of you to international grassroots orga­ jo in in the World Peace Action nization of concerned people Group in boycotting GE by Take the Plunge and understand organizing effective campaigns signing the petitions at the table to stop the life-threatening near the Hesburgh Library Dear Editor: stomach and a roof over their and houses. They are people abuses of transnational corpo­ either today or Friday. As students at Notre Dame, we heads? There are few people and they need your help. rations”. INFACT is largely re­ I realize that there are many live in an environment that who know how they do survive. So get involved with what is sponsible fo r the GE Boycott important issues to be ad­ supplies us with everything we The Urban Plunge allows going on in the world today, and has recruited millions to dressed in today’s world, and need. We m ight not live in the those who do not know to learn. help those who need you to join them in their battle to stop people only have so much time lap of luxury, but we have a To learn what is going wrong in help. For without the help of General Electric from produc­ to devote to them. Signing this place to sleep and food to eat. today’s cities and what is being others, the poor and the ing nuclear weapons. petition will only take a minute There are millions that do not done to help those who need it homeless would not survive. INFACT/GE Campaign is cur­ of your time and will have an share this gift that we have. most. It lets Notre Dame Let the Urban Plunge be your rently distributing a video enti­ impact on the preservation of There are poor and homeless students see w hat happens to start to making a difference in a tled “Deadly Deception” that our world. Please jo in the GE gives examples of General Boycott—make a difference to­ that you see lying in doorways if the money they place in the situation that cannot run out of Electric’s threat in several ar­ day. you drive downtown at night. collection basket on Sundays. volunteers. Deadline for eas of the United States. Such They are the people who ask Most of all it gives you the application is Friday. examples include the tragic Christine Kempf you if you have any “spare chance to see that the poor and Willie Bruening story of the victims of the World Peace Action Group change.” How do these people the homeless are no different Stanford Hall Hanford Nuclear Weapons Nov. 4,1991 survive without food in their than those people with money Nov. 7,1991 Shirts reflect disturbing attitudes

Dear Editor: minutes (every two minutes images in a violent, sexist In his letter, (The Observer, after adjusting for underre­ society like ours is absurd. Nov. 1) Bill Stovel claims that T- porting), and wife abuse is Mr. Stoval argues that to ob­ shirts such as the “Chauvinist three times as common as rape. ject to these T-shirts disrupts Club” or “Stanford Studs” are Given that we live in a society in the peaceful existence of the nothing more than humor. which the physical abuse of men at Notre Dame. I believe While the wearing of such T- women is so pervasive, depic­ that the attitude that images of 1 shirts may not fit the legal (or tions of men dominating women domination over women are Du Lac) definition of sexual ha­ and exerting control over them funny poses a more real and di­ rassment, they do reflect under­ are hardly good clean fun. rect threat to the peaceful exis­ lying attitudes that are anything The fact that Mr. Stoval finds tence of women everywhere. but funny or benign. these amusing is really rather Amy Eckert According to FBI statistics, a disturbing. To expect women Pasquerilla East forcible rape occurs every six not to be offended by these Nov. 4,1991 D00NESBURY GARRY TRUDEAU QUOTE OF THE DAY TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I I PONYMEAN V SOUND LIKE w .a a w x STILL YANT BEUEVE I'M HACK­ A M IPPiE-OASe WHINER, BUT | YOU GOT ING. I MEAN, ONLY THJO 1 THOUGHT ‘ Imagination is more important THE OPPORTUNITIES JUST A PROBLEM, YOU WERE YEARS AGO, M Y CAREER AP5NT THERE ANYMORE. THIS I LADY? MAS ON A ROLE! STILE PER­ than knowledge.’ COUNTRY HAS KICKED USINTHE\ FORMING. TEETH! THERESA LO T OF PAIN OUT THERE/ 0 9

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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Student snubbed by Obnoxious drunk embodies ND spirit Dear Editor: Undoubtedly, the recipient sang likely go unrewarded, and you I would like to personally your praises with every stitch will remain an unknown face in rude State Trooper commend the fine individual pulled through his scalp. the crowd. I therefore beg of who, during the second quarter If there is a God, then surely you, step forward and receive Dear Editor: needed to move on. Not only of the Navy football game, your valiant show of spirit was your much deserved applause! After attending this university was this officer extremely rude hurled a liquor bottle into the captured for eternity on televi­ Write to The Observer, boldly audience. This upstanding for two and a half years, I feel and hostile, he acted as though sion before a national audience. reveal your identity, and tell us member of the student body, The entire country assuredly all about the pride coursing that I must express my opinion I was prime material for an ar­ seated in section 30, fully and looked on in awe, realizing the through your heart as that bot­ on several recent occurrencesrest. For those who don’t know proudly embodies all that is caliber of character that flour­ tle left your hand! me, I am 5’3" and under one- that have bothered me. The Notre Dame. ishes under the Dome. A warm You are an inspiration. You first of these occurrences has to hundred pounds. Intimidating Bravo to you who choose to feeling of pride will certainly embody the courage and honor do with the dining hall. I wish is not a word frequently used to express your Irish pride by lob­ wash over you as you replay we, as a university of higher that the dining hall would describe me. bing a glass container into the the tape for relatives, business education, strive for. You are publish a list of the items that After I was forced to move on, unsuspecting crowd. Hopefully, associates, or visiting priests. all that Father Sorin envi­ are acceptable or unacceptable I parked on the outskirts of it shattered upon the back of My only fear is that you were sioned. You are the glorious to carry out of the dining hall. campus, in a re sid e n t’s fro n t someone’s skull, spraying fans too drunk to clearly remember beacon of light mankind I am appalled to find out that yard, and paid $4.00. I was with shards of glass, and leav­ your gallant effort. But even if reaches for. To quote Michael when a dining hall worker con­ unable to retrieve the car until ing the recipient with a delight­ you did leave at halftime for Stipe of REM, “you are the ev­ fiscates any extra food being 10:00 p.m. ful head wound. another beer during that erything." Better yet, perhaps someone’sblurred afternoon, rest assured Brave Warrior, I Salute You! removed, they simply throw it The irony in this whole situa­ visiting brother or sister was that the image of your throw away. What a horrible waste of tion is that the friend I went to struck, receiving a hearty burned deep in my mind as I Bill Rosemann pick up is not a young person, food in a society that possesses “Domer” welcome into thechanted “We are ND!” Grace Hall so many hungry people. but a mother of two children Notre Dame family. Sadly, your action will most Nov. 4,1991 I also fail to understand the who was a form er captain of a new drink container policy. I varsity athletic team here at purchased an official Notre Notre Dame, and a member of Dame recyclable mug last year, the Monogram Club. and now I am unable to use it. My friend, her husband, and I have paid for my cup of coffee, their three friends spent much and I do not feel that whether I money on plane tickets, game drink it in the dining hall, or tickets, hotel rooms, and in the carry it out with me to study bookstore. This was not a good makes much of a difference. . example of Notre Dame’s caring My primary complaint, how­ community to someone who has ever, is the treatment I received everything the administration during the USC football week­ wants: status and money to end. On Saturday morning I spend. I also do not understand went to the airport to pick up a the purpose in purchasing a friend who had flown in for the parking permit if one will be game. When 1 returned to unable to use it. campus I was told that I would I do not intend to complain not be allowed to park in the about the university or insinu­ student parking lot, regardless ate the appearance of a bad of my student parking permit. reputation. However, I have The university had sold all always been one t follow all the available parking spaces in the rules, both in letter and spirit. student lot for $5.00. I pro­ The rules simply do not make ceeded in attempt to explain to sense to me anymore. I feel the Indiana State Trooper that I someone, somewhere, owes me was a s tu d e n t w ith a v a lid $4.00 since the parking permit permit to park in the lot, think­ has already been paid for, and a ing that the officer had misun­ certain state trooper also owes derstood my first question as an me an apology. attempt to sneak into a closer Jennifer A. Ream parking space. Siegfried Hall The officer informed me that Nov. 4,1991 m I was causing a problem and I College budget problems prompt ‘modest proposal’

Dear Editor: 1 have “a modest proposal” Some will object that the likely, our two teams are in­ Dame at Stonehill and Notre Recent letters to the editor that will double the capacity of NCAA has a rule against vited to play one another in a Dame at Portland, followed by (Oct. 18) and a news item yes­ the stadium without disturbing fielding two teams, but I doubt bowl game? Can’t you just see other Catholic colleges (in terday (Oct. 29) raise one sacred brick, which at the that it does; and even if it it? ND vs. ND for No. 1 - and keeping with our Catholic questions about Notre Dame’s same time will raise sufficient does, we could field the No. 2! Wow! The advertisers mission) that are no doubt corporate ability to meet its revenue to save Arts and second team in the name of St. w ill go wild. longing for such a fillip: Notre obligations to its students, Letters. All we need do is field Mary’s - thus providing the Dame at Marquette, Notre alumni, and fans. The letters, two football teams. young ladies there with I leave it to our athletic Dame at Fordham, Notre responding to the football something to cheer about and directors to work out the Dame at Georgetown, etc., ticket crunch and ad­ That way we could have a stronger stance in the details of recruiting a second etc., etc. The possibilities I'm ministrative officers’ conse­ eleven home games and annual ticket lottery. Just team, hiring its coaching staff, sure you will agree are quent proposed study of the eleven away games, doubling think! two cheerleading and scheduling games limitless. need to enlarge the present our ticket revenues, thus squads, two bands; the perks (preferably the teams will stadium or build a new one, satisfying countless alumni are endless! alternate home and away Although some few carpers expressed outrage at the and fans, and instead of games, one in the afternoon, will accuse me of seeking my prospect of desecrating the depleting revenues by Well, what about all those one at night to enable the own advantage in making my present stadium by enlarging enlarging the stadium or Notre Dame haters out there students and fans a real orgy modest proposal, I assure it, or, God forbid, tearing it building a new one, increase who will surely cry “foul," as of football from noon to them, in the spirit of Jonathan down. them sufficiently to throw a they did so unjustly last year midnight, and lest we forget, Swift, another lover of the few dollars at the Arts and when our corporate fathers to double our TV revenue). depressed Irish, that I look The news item told of a $425 Letters “glitch.” The best of all signed a lucrative TV contract forward with no great thousand “glitch ” (I love the . possible worlds! with NBC? Mere jealousy! If my modest proposal pro­ expectation of smaller classes word!) in the Arts and Letters Now I know some purists Besides, we’d be doing it only duces the results I’m sure it since I near retirement. College budget, necessitating a w ill raise objections. Those for our alumni, fans and stu­ will, we can then turn our at­ hiring freeze, a decrease in who love Notre Dame dents - not to mention what tention to doing what any However, should our classes offered, and a traditions will no doubt decry the additional game will do for good business (such as corporate fathers wish to concomitant rise in class size. my proposal as too innovative, the depressed economy of McDonald’s) does when it reward me for my enriching These forbidding prospects even radical. I answer by South Bend. produces a better product proposal, I would not refuse a aroused my wonder about reminding them that it is in much in demand - franchise! I retu rn to a parking space on how a corporation so well the best of traditions, Notre How can any sensible ND envision a day when Notre game days in the Aero lot, a d m in is te re d and so Dame’s justifying its return to hater argue with the advan­ Dame will want to franchise now reserved for richer clients vigorously rich could allow bowl-going on the grounds tages of doubling our home its success by establishing than I. such problems to arise when that the revenue was to be game revenue, our visiting teams at colleges that do not the solution to both is readily used for minority students - a team’s revenue, our bookstore now have them. Robert J. Lord! available to anyone with an traditional ideal my proposal revenue, and our bowl game English Dept. ounce of imagination. continues. revenue - if, as is more than We could start with Notre Oct. 30,1991 Accent page 10 Thursday, November 7,1991

la Navidad en Abril' ND student and administrator attempt to

By MEREDITH MCCULLOUGH ‘self-help.’” about fifty people. “There is a difference in housing Accent Writer There is no guarantee that During the visit, Roemer was (between the U.S. and El Salvador). monetary aid will reach the people primarily concerned with giving the In the United States, housing may be ore than 2,500 Notre who need it, added Pike. “I want the community an idea of how run down, but in the Third World Dame and Saint Mary’s effort to go where it is suppose toChristmas in April works and ideas many houses are made of cardboard students participated in go.” She said she sees Christmas in for getting it started. The rest, he or tin ,” she explained. Christmas in April last April as a way to offer practical, said, is up to them. A volunteer can’t just paint a wall year. immediate assistance. Roemer explained that he didn’t or two like students do here, Paulita Llopis Pike was one of Pike is neither a stranger to like to pressure any group to adopt according to Roemer. “There isn’t Mthem. community services, nor to the Christmas in April; he just gives much you could do to really fix Like many of the volunteers who needs of her country. individuals the means to try housing,” he said. worked to restore low-income The high school that she attended something new. “We need to adapt planning to housing in the South Bend in El Salvador required each student “We want people to to go along realities,” Pike added. community, Pike was moved by the to complete 100 hours of social work with the idea, but we don’t want to She suggested that the program experience. She wanted to do more. in order to graduate. She fulfilled force it,” agreed Pike. focus on schools, orphanages and When she approached the ND this requirement by working at a So far neither Pike nor Roemer other public buildings. office of Community Relations, public school where her eyes werehave heard for sure whether or not “The schools should be primary Director James Roemer found opened to the extremely poorthe plan will be put into action. concerns,” she said. “ Who wants to nothing unusual about her request conditions of this state-run “I am not overconfident that there learn in those conditions? They need to start a Christmas in April institution. will be great interest in participation an electrical system. They need a program in her hometown. “ Everything was so run down,” she in the program, ” admitted Roemer. roof that doesn’t leak.” Programs are started in such a way said. “There were no desks, no Lack of leadership is the key issue all the time. caring, responsible teachers and no he fact that conditions in El obstructing the establishment of the But Pike’s hometown is San lighting. The blackboards were Salvador d iffe r so greatly program right now, Pike and Salvador, El Salvador. terrible. from conditions in the Roemer agreed. “Are you kidding me?” asked a “The idea had always been in my United States makes it While the community might be shocked Roemer when he first heard mind (to help improve conditions), difficult to persuade people thatinterested, the “ I didn’t see anyone step her appeal. “You want me to go to El but I had never encountered ideas will work. forward’ assume control, said Salvador? There’s fighting going on anything like Christmas in April,” r“They (individuals who might be Roemer. there!” said Pike. interested in helping) are scared to “I had hoped somebody would pick His initial surprize soon subsided Pike and Roemer pooled their try,” said Pike. “They are clueless as up the ball,” added Pike. “There is a though. He and W illiam Sexton, vice resources to attempt to give their to what it (Christmas in A pril) is ... possibility we’ll do this, but it is up president for University relations, plan an opportunity to take off. They are used to giving donations, in the air.” decided that maybe it wasn’t such a After the team contacted key but they are reluctant to volunteer.” The establishment of Christmas in crazy idea after all. sources in El Salvador (the mayor, Part of the fear stems from April would mean new avenues of El Salvador is ranked fifth or sixth embassy official, the El Salvadoran personal safety, according to Pike. social reform for San Salvador. on a list of countries receiving a ND Alumni Club, and so forth), “People are reluctant to go into Rather than continued heavy great deal of monetary aid from the Roemer made a trip to the country certain areas because it is not safe,” reliance on other countries for United States, according to Roemer. to explain how the program works. she said. material assistance, the citizens At one point, he explained, $200 Initially, he met with the board of They also fear failure, for in El would have an opportunity to help million to $300 million were given to directors of the Alumni Club. From Salvador the housing problem is so themselves. the country through United States there he approached the community severe that attempting to “fix up” While obstacles have stalled agencies like U.S. AID. These by means of a lecture attended by houses is impractical, she continued. immediate adaptation of the agencies administer the aid and program Roemer has remained regulate its uses, said Roemer. ‘It would be nice to see them pick “cautiously optimistic.” “This (Christmas in April) is “It would be nice to see them pick completely different,” Roemer themselves up by their bootstraps.’ themselves up by their bootstraps,” continued. “It is based on the idea of —James Roemer he said. Director of Community Relations Thursday, November 7, 1991 The Observer page 11

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BASEBALL EASTERN CONFERENCE American League Atlantic Division MILWAUKEE BREWERS—Named Brian Small W L Pet GB L10 Streak Home Away Conf director of baseball administration. NOTRE DAME Orlando 3 0 1.000 3-0 Won 3 2-0 1-0 3-0 NEW YORK YANKEES—Named Clete Boyer third Boston 2 2 .500 1 1/2 2-2 Lost 1 1-1 1-1 2-2 base coach; Ed Napoleon first base coach; Tony Philadelphia 2 2 .500 1 1/2 2-2 Won 2 1-1 1-1 2-2 Cloniger bullpen coach; and Monk Meyer bench WOMEN’S SOCCER Washington 2 2 .500 1 1/2 2-2 Lost 2 1-1 1-1 2-2 coach. Miami 1 1 .500 1 1/2 1-1 Lost 1 1-1 0-0 1-1 TORONTO BLUE JAYS—Named Larry Hisle New Jersey 1 1 .500 1 1/2 1-1 Lost 1 0-0 1-1 1-1 hitting Instructor and Bob Bailor first base coach. New York FINAL STATISTICS 1 2 .333 2 1-2 Won 1 1-0 0-2 1-2 BASKETBALL Central Division National Basketball Association Detroit 2 1 .667 2-1 Won 2 1-1 1-0 2-1 NBA— Announced that Los Angeles Lakers owner ndiana 2 1 .667 2-1 Won 2 1-1 1-0 0-1 Dr. Jerry Buss has been elected chairman of the Chicago 2 2 .500 1/2 2-2 Won 1 1-1 1-1 2-1 league's board of governors. PLAYER GAMES SHOTS GOALS ASSISTS POIN Milwaukee 2 2 .500 1/2 2-2 Lost 2 1-1 1-1 2-1 BOSTON CELTICS—Signed Rickey Green. Atlanta 2 .333 Porter 20 64 16 4 36 1 1 1-2 Lost 1 1-1 0-1 0-2 ^i^rcL to^jhe remainder of the 1991-92 season. Cleveland 1 2 .333 1 1-2 Won 1 0-0 1-2 0-0 Lester 20 72 9 10 28 Charlotte 1 3 .250 1 1/2 1-3 Won 1 1-1 0-2 1-3 National Football League WESTERN CONFERENCE CINCINNATI BENGALS—Claimed Daniel Hartwig 20 28 9 9 27 Midwest Division Stubbs, defensive lineman, off waivers. Released Zilvitis 20 28 7 6 20 W L Pet GB L10 Streak Home Away Conf Rod Saddler, defensive lineman. San Antonio 3 1 .750 3-1 Won 1 2-0 1-1 3-1 CLEVELAND BROWNS—Waived Jock Jones, Thompson 20 31 4 9 17 Denver 2 1 .667 1/2 2-1 Won 2 2-1 0-0 2-1 linebacker. Added Anthony Florence, cornerback, Houston 2 1 .667 1/2 2-1 Won 1 2-0 0-1 2-1 to the practice squad. Mego 18 5 2 3 7 Utah 1 2 .333 1 1/2 1-2 Lost 2 0-0 1-2 1-0 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS—Placed Jason Giolitto 18 24 1 4 6 Dallas 1 3 .250 2 1-3 Won 1 0-2 1-1 1-2 Staurovsky, placekicker, on injured reserve. Minnesota 0 2 .000 2 0-2 Lost 2 0-2 0-0 0-2 Signed Charlie Baumann, placekicker. Moved Jarc 20 28 1 3 5 Pacific Division Danny Villa, guard, from Injured reserve to the Matesic 20 !5 1 3 5 Golden State 4 0 1.000 4-0 Won 4 1-0 3-0 2-0 practice squad. LA Clippers 2 1 .667 1 1/2 2-1 Won 2 1-0 1-1 1-1 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS— Placed Craig Chabot 14 11 1 2 4 Phoenix 2 1 .667 1 1/2 2-1 Lost 1 0-1 2-0 2-0 Heyward, running back, on Injured reserve. Signed Strawbridge 14 8 2 0 4 LA Lakers 1 2 .333 21/2 1-2 Lost 1 0-1 1-1 1-2 Cedrick Smith, fullback. Sacramento 1 2 .333 21/2 1-2 Lost 2 1-0 0-2 1-2 NEW YORK JETS—Waived Reggie Moore, wide Lewis 3 3 1 0 2 Seattle 1 2 .333 21/2 1-2 Won 1 1-2 0-0 1-2 receiver, from the practice roster. Moved Mark Portland 1 3 .250 3 1-3 Lost 3 1-1 0-2 0-3 Boyer, tight end. from injured reserve to the Kurek 19 3 0 1 1 Wednesday's Games Thursday’s Games practice squad. Kelly 4 0 0 1 1 Late Games Not Included Orlando at New York, 7:30 p.m. PHOENIX CARDINALS—Claimed Chris Chicago 132, Boston 113 Kwiatkowski 20 0 0 0 0 Miami at New Jersey, 730 p.m. Chandler, quarterback, off waivers from Tampa Philadelphia 107, New Jersey 105 Cleveland at Houston, 8:30 p.m. Bay. Waived Craig Kupp, quarterback. Lennon 7 1 Orlando 105, Washington 88 0 0 0 Minnesota at Denver, 9 p.m. HOCKEY Charlotte 114, Atlanta 104 National Hockey League Sobajian 9 0 0 0 0 Dallas 97, Minnesota 94 Seattle at Utah, 9:30 p.m. NEW YORK RANGERS— Recalled Jeff Gorski 2 0 0 0 Golden State 120, Milwaukee 114 Bloemberg, defenseman, from Binghamton of the San Antonio 119, Portland 93 American Hockey League. Serwatka 2 2 0 0 0 SAN JOSE SHARKS— Recalled Artur Irbe, NHL SCHEDULE goaltender, from Kansas City of the International Hockey League. Assigned Jayson More, GOALKEEPER GAMES GAA SAVES SHUTOUTS RECORD Tuesday’s Games Thursday’s Games defenseman, to Kansas City. Minnesota 3, Detroit 2 Calgary at Boston, 7:35 p.m. TENNIS Lodyga 18 0.53 76 11 12-2-3 Boston 5, Pittsburgh 5, tie St. Louis at Detroit, 7:35 p.m. UNITED STATES TENNIS ASSOCIATION— Gold 4 1.5(1 5 0 3-0-0 Philadelphia 4, St. Louis 3 Buffalo at Philadelphia, 7:35 p.m. Named Andre Agassi, Ken Flach, Pete Sampras Winnipeg 2, Vancouver 2, tie Quebec at Chicago, 8:35 p.m. and Robert Seguso to the Davis Cup team for the Wednesday s Games Vancouver at Los Angeles, 10:35 p.m. finals against France. The Observer/Brendan Regan Late Game Not Included Friday’s Games COLLEGE Calgary 3, Hartford 2 Philadelphia at Buffalo. 7:35 p.m. ALABAMA—Suspended Danny Woodson, Montreal 4, N.Y. Rangers 1 Montreal at New Jersey, 7:35 p.m. quarterback, Indefintely for violating team rules. Toronto 4, Minnesota 3 Toronto at N.Y. Rangers, 7:35 p.m. ST. FRANCIS, Pa.— Announced Chris McCarthy, N.Y. Islanders at Edmonton, (n) Detroit at Washington. 7 3 5 p.m. center, has quit the basketball team

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Special to The Observer percentage. May, w ith 13 digs, and Turner, with 14 digs, con­ Collegiate Sportswriters’ basketball poll The Notre Dame volleyball tributed to the defensive effort. team laid sole claim to the May also had a career-high 10 Observer Staff Report NATIONAL COLLEGIATE SPORTSWRITERS POLL Midwestern Collegiate blocks as the team totaled 32 Conference regular season title block assists on the night. This week marks the debut of with a 15-12. 15-8, 12-15, 15- The Irish, with a perfect 5-0 the National Collegiate 8 win over Loyola. record in the conference, im­ Sportswriters basketball poll, prove to 17-7 overall. Loyola’s the brainchild of Observer Freshman Christy Peters and record goes to 21-10 with a 3- Associate Sports Editor Rene junior Jessica Fiebelkorn com­ 2 mark in the MCC. Notre Ferran, which will tabulate the bined for 54 of Notre Dame’s Dame w ill get a first-round bye Nov. 6 Team First-place votes Points votes of 25 sportswriters from 1. Duke 15 611 70 kills and 43 of the 92 Irish in the MCC to u rn a m e n t and colleges and universities na­ 2. Indiana 7 589 digs. meet the winner of the tionwide. 3. Arkansas 2 513 Cynthia May, a junior number-four/number-five The preseason poll does not 4. Arizona 499 5. Kentucky 1 498 blocker, added a career-high matchup Friday, Nov. 15 at 6 differ very much from the other 6. Ohio State 455 11 kills off a .455 hitting p.m. at Butler University. national polls as Duke, Indiana, 7. North Carolina 439 Arkansas, Arizona and 8. LSU 436 Kentucky make up the top five. 9. UCLA 431 SPORTS BRIEFS 10. Seton Hall 4 0 0 The Blue Devils had the most 11. Saint John's 393 ■Sportsbriefs are accepted in writing, Sunday through first-place votes with fifteen, 12. Kansas 338 13. Oklahoma State 330 Thursday until 5:00 p.m.,at The Observer on the 3rd floor of follwed by the Hoosiers with 7, Razorbacks with 2 and Rick 14. Connecticut 258 LaFortune, for next day printing. Please w rite your brief, the 15. Utah 251 Pitino’s Wildcats w ith one. days it is to be run, and your name and number. 16. Georgetown • 218 The top ten is rounded out by 17. Oklahoma ~ 171 Ohio State, North Carolina, 18. Alabama 164 19. Michigan 139 ■Attention hockey players and ice skaters: The Notre LSU, UCLA and Seton Hall, the 20. DePaul 131 Dame ice rink is available for students and dorms to rent. You highest ranked Big East team 21. Wake Forest 124 can rent the ice for practices, dorm events, and even games. in this week’s poll. 22. Georgia Tech 104 Some tradtional national 23. Arizona State 77 Cost for ND/SMC faculty and staff is just $50 per hour. Call the 24. Iowa 68 powerhouses were excluded ice rink at 239-5227 for more information. 25. Missouri 48 from the preseason poll. As Syracuse, UNLV and Virginia O thers receiving votes: Syracuse 47, UNLV 44, Texas 33, Louisville ■Student basketball split ticket packages are still failed to crack the top 25. 29. Florida State 23, Virginia 23, Notre Dame 22, Villanova 22, New available at the J.A.C.C. ticket office. Catch seven games for The poll also contained some Orleans 19, Pepperdine 16, California 15, Stanford 14, Illinois 13, Southern Mississippi 11, Tennessee 10, Houston 9, Xavier 7, Temple only $30. For more information, call 239-7356. surprises in the others receiv­ 6, UTEP 6, Providence 5, Rice 5, Southern Cal 5. Georgia 4, ing votes category. Despite a Memphis State 4, Michigan State 4, Ball State 2, Northwestern 2. tough schedule, Notre Dame Oregon State 2, Princeton 2, Wyoming 2, Miami (Ohio) 1, Murray ■ND/SMC Sailing members: Please remember to come at received 22 votes, defending State 1, Penn State 1, Purdue 1. your assigned time to work at the concession stand in front of NIT champion Stanford got 15 Schools participating in this week's poll: Alabama, Arizona, Crowley. If you have not signed up to work, please call Moira votes, Ivy League power Arizona State, Ball State, Brigham Young, Colorado, Columbia, Duke, at 284-5344. We need your help. Also, it is mandatory for all Princeton was the recipient of Florida State, Illinois, Kansas, Kentucky, Michigan, Nebraska, Notre members to come help put the boats away on Sunday. Meet at two votes, and the Popeye Dame, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn, Purdue, Syracuse, Texas, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin. the boathouse at 1:00. We w ill have lunch for everyone who Jones-led M urray State Racers helps. were given a vote. The Observer/Brendan Regan

games, the Irish defense re­ “This was a great season, a turned to form. It limited Butler very positive step in the Butler to three shots on goal while building process. ” Petrucelli continued from page 16 recording its eleventh shutout commented, “I think we were of the season. On the season, good this year; I know we will open Susie Zilvitis with a cross, the Notre Dame defense held be better next year.” and it appeared Zilvitis would opponents to only 7.9 shots and have an easy goal. However, 0.7 goals per game. NOTES... Yesterday was the Murphy came out of nowhere to “Going into the game, I was a last game for senior tri-captains make the save. W ith 30 seconds little concerned about us in the Marianne Giolitto, Molly left in the game, a Tiffany back,” Petrucelli said, Lennon, and Susie Zilvitis. Why settle for a patty Thompson shot beat Murphy, “However, we were able to Zilvitis finished her career as but hit the crossbar. settle in and play well. We Notre Dame’s all-time leading “The cold weather couldn't have won without scorer with 43 goals and 26 as­ neutralized our ability,” them.” sists. when you can have a ball,Petrucelli commented, “We had Overall, Petrucelli was happy a lot of good chances that I with what the team Sophomore Stephanie Porter think we would have finished accomplished this season; finished the year as the MCC’s The 6” Meatball Sub Only on a warm er day.” however, he is already looking leading scorer with 16 goals After struggling the past few forward to next year. and four assists. Her 16 goals set the Notre Dame record for goals in a season. Junior goalkeeper Michelle Lodyga broke her own record with her MCC-leading 0.53 URBAN A goals-against average. The team’s .825 winning per­ centage tied the mark of last year’s team. R E-G-l-S-T-R fl-T-l-0 N However, this year’s team played a much harder schedule, D-E-fl-D-L-l-N E which included three top 20 teams: Massachusetts, Providence, and Central N-Q-U-E-M B E-R—8 o Florida. m A T -N D; -CENTER FOR SOCIAL CONCERNS -CAMPUS MINISTRY: reudgct^ BAD I N O’ HESBURGII LIBRARY Travel

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WC " VI i»ecjv ei 11 page 14 The Observer Thursday, November 7, 1991 happened yesterday when she came into the game in the sec­ Frosh ond half and scored the game- Birmingham leads by example continued from page 16 winning goal in the 1-0 win over Butler which gave the Irish Senior swimmer is standing tall as Irish sprinting star scored a lot of goals, and Jill the MCC championship. On the [Matesic] did a tremendous job season, she chipped in two By JIM VOGL intense schedule we’ve ever in the back.” goals and three assists in 18 Sports Writer had,” said Birmingham of the Petrucelli is correct. The games. 1991-92 schedule, which in­ freshmen combined for 16 goals “Robin has had a very good A young Matt Biondi? cludes competition with and 24 assists, and Matesic has season. Though she is limited Maybe not, but the size and Tennessee, West Virginia and improved the already strong by her size (5’ 2”), she makes ability of the Notre Dame men’s five Big Ten teams. Irish defense. up[ for it with hard work and swim team’s Jim Birmingham With one-quarter of the sea­ Matesic, a converted mid­ her quickness,” Petrucelli said. does present a comparison. son behind them, the Irish still fielder, hails from Wexford, Pa. “She has had an impact when­ At six-foot-six, 195, look forward to several chal­ and surprised Petrucelli with ever she has been on the field. Birmingham is the largest Irish lenges. Especially prominent in her ability to consistently play We bring her in when we are swimmer. He is also among the Birmingham’s mind are solid defense. She fit in well to struggling to get forward, and most successful. December’s National Collegiate the Irish’s defensive unit which her quickness gives us a boost.” Competing in the 50- and Cham pionships in Boston. has surrendered only ten goals Gold, the third Texan of the 100-yard sprint freestyle (like “We were the champions the and posted eleven shutouts on group, has seen playing time in Biondi), the senior co-captain Jim Birmingham last two years,” he said. “Both the year. four games, starting two of holds the school records for years it has come down to the Thompson, Hartwig and Mego them. Primarily, she has served both events. people have a legitimate shot.’ last relay race. This year we have bolstered the Notre Dame as a backup to Iris h s ta rtin g Birmingham admitted his size Sending a swimmer to the hope to win it with a little more attack. Thompson and Hartwig goalkeeper Michelle Lodyga. is favorable. NCAA championships would be breathing space.” started all 20 games, and Mego “For shorter events, my size a first for the Notre Dame Men’s Birmingham truly enjoys played in all but two games, “Kim is the future of our is very important. Any advan­ team (the women’s team sent its swimming for coach Tim Welch, starting five of them. goalkeeping. It has taken her tage you have can make a dif­ first two, Becky Wood and who is in his seventh year as Thompson, who played on the some time to adjust, but I’m ference. I’d say I’m about the Tanya Williams, last season). the head of the Irish Men. same Texas club team as Mego, happy w ith what she has done,” same size (as Biondi),” said Younger swimmers tend to “ Tim is a fantastic guy,” said Gold, and sophomore Stephanie Petrucelli commented. “The Birmingham, who stressed that look up to their senior leaders, Birmingham. “He’s a great Porter, scored four goals and only reason she has not played that is where the similarity re­ figuratively as well as literally. coach who knows a lot about nine assists in 1991. However too much is because Michelle alistically ends. “Jim is always there to give swimming, but he also goes out her biggest contribution to the has played so well. ” “I’ve succeeded on the collegeadvice and encouragement,” of his way to take an active role team was her effectiveness on level, but there’s not much of a said sophomore Greg Hicks, in with his people.” penalty and corner kicks. Her Not only the freshmen, but comparison,” said Birmingham. his first-year on the Irish swim According to Birmingham, penalty kick was the game-win- the whole team has matured "He’s a phenomenal swimmer, a team. “He is also inspiring by Welsh also has the inside track ner in a 2-1 win over Wright throughout the the season. world record holder.” example.” on new innovations in swim­ State. Though it did not end with the In a team sport which indi­ In his last year of collegiate ming, such as hand paddles, “To be honest, that was one of NCAA bid the team had hoped vidual performance is judged competition, Birmingham seems flippers, and belts. the reasons I recruited Tiffany. for, it was a successful 1991 objectively, there is consider­ more concerned about team “(Welsh) is familiar with a lot We always struggled with campaign. A 15-2-3 record, able pressure. goals than individual ac­ of new techniques and tools,” serving balls, and that is one of national ranking and the MCC “Pressure can come from complishments. said Birmingham. “He’s always her strengths,” Petrucelli championship are accomplish­ stress in school, it could be “This year we hope to make a more than willing to bring in commented. “ She can do a lot ments to be proud of. because of an exhausting week big step and become a nation­ something new to strengthen of the things that we had trou­ in training,” Birmingham said. ally-ranked team; it would be us. ble doing in the past.” Next season the Irish w ill “Just like in track or football, exciting for me to look back on “In all the years I’ve been in­ Petrucelli discovered Hartwig, benefit from another group of you’ve got to put in your work a few years down the road and volved with swimming, I have who was not heavily recruited freshmen, and they are only during practice and trust that say that I captained a nation- the most respect for my coaches out of high school, while scout­ losing two seniors to gradua­ the performance will be there.” ally-ranked team here,” he this year. They’ve put so much ing the goalkeeper on her tion. The future looks bright, Birmingham faces the said. “Hopefully we will help fun in it for the whole team.” Ridgewood (N.J.) High School not only for this year’s talented responsibility of being co­ Notre Dame swimming on its team. However Hartwig was the group of freshmen, but for the captain, something he takes way.” The Irish men’s and women’s player he was impressed with. entire Notre Dame women’s rather seriously. “I have a team To reach their goal, the Irish swim teams will face Western He expected her to contribute soccer team. goal of sending a swimmer to will have to face rough waters. Ontario at Rolfs Aquatic Center to Irish attack, but was the NCAAs,” he said. “Several “This year is by far the most Friday at 7 p.m. surprised the amount of scoring she accounted for. Hartwig finished as the team’s third- HAPPY 19t h BIRTHDAY leading scorer with nine goals and nine assists. “Jodi helped our attack a lot,” Irish forward Stephanie Porter STEPHANIE said. “ She provided speed at the A u t h e n t ic Irish Imports outside, and has enough control to beat people and get the ball coming to the across and into the box. You Love, Mom, can tell how effective she has been by the number of assists Lafortune Student Center Dad, she has had. ” Mego, the speedy midfielder K risten & from Spring, Tex., provides Nov 8-9 10 am-8 pm “instant offense” for the Irish Sum m it. attack when she comes off the Jewelry, Sweaters, Music, Sweatshirts - T's and bench. This is exactly what MCC Items continued from page 16 POWER. . . Hofmann and junior Mario Or call us from home - We ship U.P.S. Tricoci have solidified a defense LUST. . . that has allowed opposing teams only 15 goals in 17 GREATER COLUMBUS GREED games. Freshman goalie Bert CONVENTION CENTER RISH 400 NORTH HIGH STREET Bader has also been COLUMBUS, OHIO 43215 IEMPORTS (614) 461-0346 outstanding this season, NTERNATRIONAL FAX (6 1 4 ) 2 2 4 -3 0 5 4 chalking up 65 saves and nine shutouts on the way to a 0.84 goals against average. Those numbers are going to have to continue to improve this weekend as the Irish look for their MCC crown since 1988 ^ SOPHOMORES ^ and an automatic bid to the NCAA tournament. Interested in getting involved in More important than statistics, however, is a return Junior Parents' Weekend? to basic fundamental soccer. “At this point in the season, We need a lot of enthusiastic you don’t work much on the individuals to join the fundamentals,” second year I lie National coach Mike Berticelli explained. Sophomore Committee. 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and Nov. 11th for General Public for $12.00. STUDENT UNION HOARD Sports page 16 Thursday, November 7, 1991 Notre Dame women’s soccer team wins MCC crown ’Frosh continue Irish dump Butler 1-0; tradition of talent end season 15-2-3

By MIKE SCRUDATO By MIKE SCRUDATO Sports Writer Sports Writer

In just four seasons since its inception The Notre Dame women’s soccer teaml the Notre Dame women’s soccer team concluded its most successful season in| has rapidly risen from relative ob­ its four-year history yesterday bj scurity to national prominence. One ca p tu rin g the firs t ever MCC women's reason for this success is that each soccer championship and improving its! year’s freshman class has brought record to 15-2-3 with a 1-0 win overf more talent to the team. Butler. This year’s freshmen—midfielders “I am very happy for the girls,” saidl Tiffany Thompson, Jodi Hartwig, Robin Irish coach Chris Petrucelli. “They canl Mego and Alissa Hock, defender Jill now look back on the season and savfl Matesic and goalkeeper Kim Gold—are / they were the first ever MCC champs.” no exception. All, except Hock, who Robin Mego scored the only goal of thel was out all year with a broken jaw, game with 27:55 left in the second half! made on-field contributions to the She put the shot into an empty net afterl team. Aliscn Lester was able to draw Butlerf “The freshmen had a major impact goalkeeper Julie Murphy out of the net. our season and what we’ve done this The Irish had several other scoringl year,” Irish coach Chris Petrucelli said. chances but were denied by Murphy. Inj “You just have to look at the stats. They The Observer/Peter Jay Pultorak the first half, Jodi Hartwig hit a widej Freshman Robin Mego (2, in white) battles for ball control in a match with Xavier. Mego and see FROSH/page 14 her freshman classmates have been a big part of Notre Dame’s national rise. see BUTLER/page 131 Pay-per-view proposal: ABC-CFA contract forces option By DAVE DIETEMAN administration, and we tried to and Pac-10 games, as second- a factor in the pay-per-view] judge whether it was better to ranked Washington’s games decision. Sports Editor have the game offered to those have not been broadcast to na­ “This is clearly not designed I It won’t cost you $59.95. people who would not other­ tional audiences. to be a big money-maker, as the | It won’t even cost you $29.95 wise see it or not?” At noon EST on Nov. 16, ABC price is one-third of what pay- or $19.95. Penn State athletic director will televise nationally the game per-view usually costs,” said | But if you live in a Big Ten or Jim Tarman was also reported between No. 1 Florida State and Rosenthal. “Money just isn’t the Pac-10 town, it may very well as having agreed to the p ro ­ No. 2 Miami. The regional motivation for doing it.” cost you $9.95 to see the Nov. posal. telecasts—including the Notre Despite the tentative agree­ 16 Notre Dame-Penn State The idea of televising the Dame-Penn State game—begin ment between Penn State, Notre matchup on pay-per-view in game on pay-per-view came up at 3:30 p.m. Dame, ABC and the CFA, the what may or may not be a because ABC’s contract with the Should Notre Dame win, the deal may still fall through. landmark event for the CFA. CFA mandates that the game Irish could face the winner of “We’re on a holding pattern “The CFA called me five or six can only be carried regionally the Florida State-Miami show­ right now,” ABC Sports days ago," said Notre Dame to approximately 50 percent of down for the national champi­ spokesman Mark Mandel said. the nation. The other 50 i onship January 1. “We had hoped to know by now Athletic Director Dick Dick Rosenthal Rosenthal. “They asked us if in percent of the nation will see Rosenthal also noted that if it was feasible, but we don’t. light of the required regional­ regional Big Ten and Pac-10 ing cable TV access can pay to most of the feedback he has re­ We hope to know in the next ization of their contract with conference contests. see the game on Showtime. ceived about the deal has been day or so." ABC, we would consent to The pay-per-view proposal “We feel that it is better to positive. “It hasn’t been determined yet perm it the Penn State game to would thus make the Notre have it possible for people to “I’ve received a few calls, and if it will go pay-per-view," said be carried in those areas that Dame-Penn State game avail­ see the game if they w ant to, the majority of them have urged Rosenthal, “because certain would not otherwise get to seeable to that 50 percent of the rather than not at all,” said us to get the game on TV, ’ technical things must be the game. country which falls within the Rosenthal. noted Rosenthal. “Some would worked out, and I’m not sure “We said yes, if the cost of boundaries of Big Ten and Pac- About 18 million out of 93.6 prefer to see it on free TV, butthat they can be accomplished viewing would be nominal. As it 10 regional broadcast zones. million television households contracts with the Big Ten and in such a short timespan.” is, it is about one-third of what Within these areas—which in­ are equipped for pay-per-view. Pac-10 don’t allow that.” Thomas P. Wyman of the the normal pay-per view fee is. clude Chicago, Los Angeles and This season, ABC has faced Rosenthal also pointed out Associated Press contributed to We looked at it and I called the other major cities—those hav- similar situation with Big Ten that financial concerns were not this report. Irish men’s soccer team in Indy for MCC tourney By JASON KELLY Titans, freshman Tim Oates Sports Writer scored the game-winner as the Irish breezed to a 3-0 win. After completing an 11-4-2 Oates and the rest of the regular season with two freshman class have been straight non-conference wins, major contributors to the the Notre Dame men’s soccer success of the soccer team this team is in Indianapolis today season. The rookies have for the first round of the accounted for more than half of Midwestern Collegiate the Irish point total this season. Conference tournament. Freshman Jean Joseph is the Wins over Western Michigan team’s leading scorer with 26 and Kentucky in brutal weather points, despite missing the first conditions prepared the Irish five games of the season with a for just about anything first- leg injury, and Oates is second round opponent Detroit or w ith 17 points. Mother Nature can throw at “It’s rewarding to turn our them. record around,” said senior co­ Notre Dame’s 4-1-1 captain Kenyon Meyer of the conference record was good reversal of last year’s 4-11-3 : enough to earn them a tie with record. “The ability of the Loyola for second-place in the freshmen has played a major final standings. Because of a role, but it’s been a team effort season-opening loss to the and everybody’s out for the Ramblers, however, the Irish good of the team.” will have to settle for the third It has been a team effort for seed in the tournament. The the Irish this season. only other blemish on their Sophomore Mike Palmer has conference record is a scoreless collected 14 points and Meyer tie against MCC regular season has tallied eleven. Juniors champion Evansville. Kevin Pendergast and Brendan Sixth-seeded Detroit will be Dillman are close behind with the Irish opponent in today’s nine points each. On the other side of the ball, opening round. In the regular The Observer/John Rock season match against the senior co-captain Brett Freshman Ton! Richardson (17) brings the ball across midfield. Richardson and his Irish teammates travel to see MCC/page 14 Indianapolis today for the MCC tournament.