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06 starters 27 vip adviser 06 Meet our new Editor 27 Complete guide to the inside 2011-12 theater season august 08 vip style 08 Walking the line 34 vip home between over and under 34 Building a home theater dressing for the theater 12 Retro accessories for 36 eating& drinking 8 your iPad and iPhone 36 5 mouth-watering burgers 14 vip viewing 36 19 A peak at Beaumont’s 39 totally social downtown event center 39 SE Texas events 16 Behind Nutty Jerry’s success 45 vipersonality 45 70s Playmate 20 vip worthy returns home 45 20 Port Arthur native and TV star G.W. Bailey 48 vip guide 23 Stars from SE Texas 48 Great dates in August 24 Beaumont maestro 49 Crossword puzzle Chelsea Tipton II 50 The best and worst of SE Texas entertainment

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Ea Executive Editor DAVID CONSTANTINE In search of culture dconstantine@thevipa.co ... or at least entertainment Contributing Writers CATHLEEN COLE mArgArET b. gArDNEr hen it came time to plan and design my first complete LArENA HEAD issue of VIP magazine, there was little doubt in my mind grACE mATHIS as to what the theme should be: Entertainment. While HOLLI PETErSEN Southeast Texas’ No. 1 pastime (ok, besides football) SCOTT rENICk is probably eating out, I had to believe that there was CHEryL rOSE culture to be found in our little corner of Texas. AmANDA rOwELL After all, I have vague memories of my Beaumont Community Player’s debut in Man of LaMancha in 1994. (Didn’t see it? Then it was great.) Pap Contributing Photographers As a native Southeast Texan (born in Nederland, lived in LaBelle, Vidor FArrAH CObb Wand Hamshire) who spent the last decade living in Chicago and New York City, SCOTT ESLINgEr I’ve been exposed to a decent amount of culture. I’ve sung with the Chicago SILVIA C. mCCLAIN Symphony Chorus, dated a Broadway star and seen enough plays, symphonies, kyLE PETErSEN ballets, operas and dance companies to amass a ridiculous (and embarrassing) rENé SHEPPArD amount of Playbills. LEE E. STINSON So when I decided to move home to Beaumont a few years ago to be near family, I went culture cold turkey. What could Beaumont possibly oer that I Graphic Designer, Creative Media was interested in? DAVID CONSTANTINE Thankfully, I got over myself. Ave If you stop and consider all that’s happened in local entertainment in the To advetise in VIP , past year or so, it’s really quite impressive. From the Lutcher’s past season of 409.880.0700 ﬁrst-rate shows, the creation of Opera Beaumont, the hire of a new symphonic conductor, the opening and subsequent rabid success of Nutty Jerry’s, the soon- Cac U to-open downtown lake event center, a visit by Oscar winner Hilary Swank, the VIP of Southeast Texas announcement of Cirque du Soleil’s Beaumont debut and the launch of the cat5 380 main Steet nightlife/entertainment publication, Southeast Texas is coming into its own as beaont, TX 77701 an entertainment destination. Sure, I may never see Bernadette Peters or Patti LuPone belt out a Sondheim to sUbsCribE PLEASE CALL 409.838.2821 Or SubSCrIbE number at the Betty Greenberg Center, but I’m guaranteed to see some amazing ONLINE AT www.THEVIPmAg.COm undiscovered talent on their way to a career on the Great White Way. Either way, I’m going to be there this season. Hope to see you at the encore! to disPlAy thE mAgAzinE AT yOur buSINESS LOCATION, PLEASE CALL 409.838.2821

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9 10 Port Arthur native G.W. Bailey has had a career in Holly- E S U B A O N E

11 12 13 wood that spans decades.Whether you remember him as Y O K O D R E W W 14 15 Staff Sergeant Luther Rizzo in M*A*S*H, Captain Thaddeus O L O T M 16 17 18 19 20 N I C K B N O R A Harris in the Police Academy movies or more recently as 21 22 23 C A N I B R O N

24 Detective Provenza on the TNT series The Closer , he is E A S T W O O D J

25 26 just one example of local talent that’s made it big. You’ll I U M A H 27 28 29 30 31 J A N E T R H I N O

nd some other great examples inside. 32 A D O R E N N Y

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For an opening night per- A theater performance is a formance stick to something perfect occasion to exhibit your per- simple and elegant. A trapeze sonality and artistic style through style dress suits all body types, fashion. Day or night, maxi-dresses and the vibrant hue is right on are a versatile summer staple that trend. Let the bold color do the can be worn many ways with the talking and keep accessories help of accessories. Nothing says to a minimum. Accentuate your funky quite like pairing Old Gringo waist with a simple cinch belt. boots with a rufed maxi, it adds a The braided leather belt is a small dose of bohemian charm. A chic choice and does the trick. sheer shawl with dolman sleeves A gold patent evening bag provides you with coverage and complements the ensemble’s doesn’t compromise style. rich fabrics. Bring along a Accessories polish your look. The shawl to cover your shoulders, vintage Chanel chain necklace is as you may get cold in the the- a modern twist on a classic piece, ater with no sleeves. Slip into which makes for an interesting fo- a sexy pair of heels and add a cal point. Complete your ensemble touch of bling! with something shiny, a large cocktail ring and leather cuff are the nishing touches.

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Earrings, Simply Chic, $10 No suit needed For a relaxed alternative to a suit, try pairing a tailored blazer with jeans for a casual but sharp look.A classic oxford looks fresh underneath a lightweight linen blazer for the summer. The separates mix best with a slim tting dark denim. Choose a casual shoe that goes along with the laid back vibe.

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onsider the iPhone: It’s a camera, a newspaper, a Cvideo game, an alarm clock, a music player, a map and, adding a Leica lens. Simon occasionally, a phone. And yet, Nielsen said the project was par- it doesn’t look like any of these tially inspired by the recent fall things. Compact and plain, the in entry-level camera sales. iPhone most resembles a flat- “Cellphone photography has screen television, or maybe the become increasingly popular and front of a microwave oven. instead of ﬁghting it, we tried to

thrillOn at an the intellectual idea that suchlevel, a we sleek Alarm Dock is part of Da- phone in,” he said. Freeland ofembrace all the ittechnolo and takegy advantage that is built gadget can accomplish so much, mon’s Analog Group of retro works as a sculptor for amuse- into the iPhone,” he said. but on a subconscious level, docks made of beech wood. The ment parks and restaurants. He “We used the same design some of us want alarm clocks to Radio Dock for the iPhone looks made the ﬁrst iRetrofone out of language as the original Leica look like alarm clocks and tele- like a transistor radio; CRT, cre- urethane for himself a year ago. camera, which has already been phones to look like telephones. ated for the iPad, looks like an When his wife put a photo of it optimized to feel good and func- Responding to this desire, old television. The Alarm Dock on Etsy, bloggers picked it up tion right,” he said. The Leica i9 designers are creating accesso- is the only one in production. It and images of Freeland’s iRetro- is not on the market, but Black ries that give iconic forms to the will be available in this month fone quickly went viral. Design Associates is in talks with iPhone’s basic shape. for $40 through Areaware.com. “I was really excited that camera companies. “As technology gets more Damon says the Analog everyone thought it was so cool,” Other accessories include sophisticated, it kind of loses its Group was an experiment in how Freeland said. “And they got Hipstamatic’s iPhone case, which soul,” said New York industrial objects communicate to us, and my whole intent, to combine makes the device look like a designer Jonas Damon, who cre- our attachment to iconic shapes. something very new with some- point-and-shoot camera from the ated the Alarm Dock, an iPhone “How can I tell that my iPhone thing very old.” Since then he’s ‘80s ($39.95), and ThinkGeek’s recharger that resembles a GE is actually an alarm clock? Well, sold about 400 phones on Etsy, iCade, which converts the iPad alarm clock, circa 1973. “Before, if I make it look like an alarm where they sell for $195 to $350. into a miniature arcade game

becausethings had they a stronger had physical identity and clock,”Scott he Freeland, said. the creator of centlyBlack created Design a conceptAssociates camera re- Etsymachine shoppers with joystick can ﬁnd ($99.99). cases mechanical structure, but now iRetrofone, had less lofty goals attachment for the iPhone called that make the iPhone look like a objects with archetypal shapes in mind. “I just wanted to make Leica i9. It’s a functional shell cassette tape or a Nintendo Game are disappearing.” something really cool to put your that snaps around the phone, Boy ($9.50). MCT

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text by holli petersen sweeping through Main Street, instilling a usable space. Designed by Houston-based

motinggreater increasedpride in our economic community growth. and pro- withStudio SWA RED Group, Archite Houston,cts, in collabo the structuralration ut with the old and in with One of the city’s most time and labor- design pays homage to Beaumont’s ship the new. Or, so it appears intensive projects came with the construc- building history with a conceptual ship in downtown Beaumont tion of a $7.9 million downtown event form, such as the outdoor canopy resem- these days. What was once center, replacing the Harvest Club. bling a wooden hull. The western side a crumbling assortment of Though one of the most utilized venues of the facility is equipped with a lower Odilapidated buildings is now an idyllic, in Beaumont, the Harvest Club suered canopy roof and outdoor stage with 4,000 cobblestoned entry into the ﬂourishing from outdated amenities and limited square feet of lawn, ideal for open-air heart of our city. accessibility. After extensive hurricane events and concerts. The eastern side “I truly believe that the key to a thriv- damage from Rita and Ike, the city council oers a glass wall overlooking Town Lake, ing city is a thriving downtown,” said determined that a new facility should be a two-acre, man-made lake with a 30-foot Beaumont Mayor Becky Ames. “You erected in its stead. geyser and Town Lake Park, equipped would be surprised by how many compa- “This contemporary building will add with granite-paved jogging trails lined nies interested in moving to Beaumont in- to the architectural variety in downtown with oak trees. quire about the status of our arts, quality Beaumont,” said Brenda Beadle, Capital “This new facility is going to be great of life and parks and recreation. In order Projects Manager for the City of Beau- for our city,” said Mayor Ames. “We are to keep up with other cities, we must mont. “But, more importantly, it will so proud to be able to oer this to our continue to grow and prosper.” feature all the amenities that the Harvest citizens without raising taxes.” Mayor Ames likens the synergistic Club was without.” Though the building is set to open at drive from city initiatives, local preserva- Located on the corner of Magnolia and the end of October, the buzz surrounding tion organizations and the labor of private Laurel, the new Event Center is 18,700 the new project has November reserva- homeowners and investors to an epidemic square feet, with 17,000 square feet of tions already being booked. While most of

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the reservations represent private and Visitors Bureau] sees the aairs, the city looks forward to construction of the new Event • HOME BUILDING incorporating traditional down- Center as another piece of the • DESIGN town festivities into the new puzzle and a great addition to the • CONSTRUCTION grounds. Claudie Hawkins, City changing landscape of down- of Beaumont Event Facilities town Beaumont,” said Stephanie MANAGEMENT and Library Director, anticipates Molina, Director of Marketing future Fourth of July and Winter for the Beaumont Convention CUSTOM HOME BUILDER Holiday activities being hosted at and Visitors Bureau. “It will be a the site. beautiful place for concerts, festi- “[The Beaumont Convention vals, meetings and dinners.” VIP

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Beaumont Main Street According to Mayor Ames, no discussion of downtown revitalization would be complete without acknowledging the huge role of Beaumont Main Street in promoting economic growth and helping the city save historic buildings. On June 9, Beaumont Main Street, a non-prot organization, celebrated their 20th anniversary. According to Beaumont Main Street Executive Director, Carolyn Howard, since its inception in 1992, over $160 million has been invested in building restoration, rehabilitation, new construction and building acquisition in downtown Beaumont. The area has experienced a net gain of 1,500 jobs and the occupancy rate in downtown buildings has increased by 30%.

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n S o I n T S . e e e l y b ...  y h p a r his i g o t o h ws’t p What was Nutty Jerry’s? Was this ages. place a new restaurant? Was it a While it may seat 5,500 people,

usednew concertto be a rodeovenue? arena? Wait, But didn’t today, it thatthe arena fact from doesn’t the necessarilyroad. Seemingly portray it’s impossible to tune into a local in the middle of nowhere, one sign radio station or open a newspaper proclaiming the building to be Nutty without hearing the name or Jerry’s is the only way you’ll know reading about it. you ﬁnally reached one of the largest Nutty Jerry’s opened its doors venues between Houston and Louisi- on September 18, 2010 and invited ana. But when the smell of seafood all music and food lovers to come and steaks greets you at the door and celebrate their grand opening with you walk past the restaurant area uts dinner and a concert by Dwight to ﬁnd a Texas-style gymnasium, Yoakum. Word quickly spread as acts complete with bleachers, you’ll sud- ft. like Chicago, Kansas, Ted Nugent and denly understand why it’s become so Eddie Money pulled their buses onto popular. text by amanda corbell the side of Highway 73 in Winnie and Owner Jerry Nelson lived in Ham- brought fans from all over Southeast shire for more than 30 years when he ess than a year ago, the name Texas, Louisiana and Houston with made the decision in August of 2009 “Nutty Jerry’s” was shrouded them. The venue has quickly grown to open the venue. After owning and

attentionin mystery during and gaining construction much as popularinto one eventof the centers largest betweenand most New onoperating the same the property, Double J he Rodeo initially Palace Southeast Texans tried to figure Orleans and Houston, thanks in part made the decision not to rebuild it out what was suddenly going on to its home-town feel, delicious food after it was damaged in Hurricane in the sleepy town of Winnie. and various entertainment for all Ike, but he couldn’t sell the property L16 August 2011 | THE VIPMAG.COM

either. He decided that giv- steak house is open Thursday Which is not an exaggera- ing locals (and those willing through Saturday from 6 to 10 tion: Nelson has booked acts to travel) another outlet for p.m., unless there’s a concert of all kinds, spanning from a good time sounded like a that night, in which case the country to R&B throughout pretty substantial business restaurant opens at 5:30 p.m. the remainder of the year, I just venture. While most bull riding events with more to come. Classic “ “I just got tired of there aren’t held on the same nights rock and funk bands such as always being nothing going on as concerts, they do some- KC and The Sunshine Band, got tired of here in Winnie,” said Nelson. times schedule the evening Blood Sweat and Tears and “I told everyone when I ﬁrst with both, making it a one- Three Dog Night will take had the idea that it was going ticket event for the night. the stage, as well as popular there always to take at least a year and a “Would it be more conve- mainstream rock bands such month to get up and going the nient if we were located right as Candlebox and Buckcherry. way I wanted it to. We’ve been in Beaumont? Probably,” says Even Boyz to Men will make being nothing open all of eight months and Nelson. “But then we would an appearance in October. It while there’s still a lot of work have a lot of city noise and was also announced on June to do, we’re getting there.” regulations and so on. The 23rd that The Judds will be Aside from a restaurant fact is, nothing else is going making Nutty Jerry’s their going on in and a concert venue, patrons on in this area, so most people only stop in Texas for their can also see some bull riding don’t mind making the drive. 25th Anniversary Tour. once a month, hosted by We’re still a whole lot closer “We are really excited Winnie” eight-time world champion than The Woodlands and we about hosting the Judd’s rider, Donnie Gay. Bull riding seem to be the only guys that farewell tour,” said Tameka events are usually held on a consistently book events these Humphrey, sports and — Jerry Nelson Friday or Saturday and the days.” entertainment publicist for >>

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on for now. “I’m not really going to tell everyone what we’re going to do right now, but yes, there will be another building on the property soon,” he said. “I will say that it’s going to be directed toward kids and it will give people an even larger variety of things to do out here. I mean, how many times can you take your kids to Chucky Cheese before both you and they get tired of it?” Nelson says he plans to make a couple of major an- nouncements about Nutty Jerry’s in October and encour- ages everyone to stay tuned to their web site, www.nuttyjerrys.com, for additional concert postings, news or a peak at the Nutty Jerry’s. “As far as future layouts dier with each show. it doesn’t seem like Nelson and restaurant’s menu. acts, Jerry is full of surprises. I Wheelchair accessibility is Nutty Jerry’s have to worry “Everyone talks about how literally sometimes refresh my available only in the VIP area. about fizzling out anytime soon. everything constantly fails in computer screen and we have a All shows are open to all ages, Having seemingly mastered the Beaumont and in this area,” said new show booked and listed on all of the time, which definitely concert, dinner and bull-riding Nelson. “In order to be success- the website.” enhances the family allure and experience, Nelson has more ful you have to work hard and Tickets prices vary, but do atmosphere of Nutty Jerry’s. up his sleeve, with plans to do things a little dierently. I be warned that general admis- However, you can get a cold beer include more MMA fights, cage was raised here, I’m from here sion tickets are standing room at the restaurant and during the fights and boxing matches in the and now my business is here. only. Reserved seats are gener- concerts. future. There are also rumors of This is home and I’m just not ally on the bleachers and in the With some top-secret future adding on to the property, which going to give up.” VIP VIP section and those seating expansion plans in the works, he’s remaining somewhat quiet

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Actor and Port Arthur native G.W. Bailey is often as grumpy as the characters he portrays. But at least one group of kids think he’s a ray of sunshine.

text by CATHLEEN COLE Recently traveling in Texas, he and a What was the actor like in high school? “I friend made a pit stop for a cold drink. The was certainly not a jock,” he said. convenience store was next to an establish- Instead of the football team, he joined the f Disney produced a live- ment called The Grumpy Inn — complete marching band and played cornet and trum- action remake of Snow White with the image of the famous Disney dwarf pet. “I was sort of a nerd,” he admitted. But and the Seven Dwarfs, Port on its sign. Bailey’s friend quipped, “I had the high school had a drama club, and that’s Arthur native G.W. Bailey no idea you owned a hotel.” where he began acting. would likely be asked to play When Bailey left Port Arthur at 18 to Grumpy. Port Arthur memories On the TNT television series The Closer , Bailey portrays George William Bailey has gone by his cranky, gru homicide detec- initials since he was a kid. His fondest tive Lt. Louie Provenza. memory of growing up in Southeast Texas When he arrives at the set, he’s met by is going to McFaddin Beach with his fam- assistant directors whose job is to take care ily and seining, catching ﬁsh and crabs. of the actors and make sure the day runs After his mother died when he was 7, he Iwell. According to Bailey, whoever sees him was raised by his maternal grandparents. ﬁrst is asked by the others, “Is he grumpy or His father lived down the street with grumpier?” his older brother, Tim Bailey, who now An insomniac whose best sleep comes resides in Nederland. in the hours before dawn, early-morning Bailey graduated from Thomas Jef- schedules are hard for him. That’s why he ferson High School in 1962 and knew rents an apartment just minutes away from football great Jimmy Johnson and rock ’n’ the Los Angeles studio where he works. “At roll legend Janis Joplin, also Port Arthur 6 a.m., I wouldn’t want to deal with me,” he natives. “I knew Janis better than I knew remarked. Jimmy,” he noted of his schoolmates.

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attend Texas Tech University in Lubbock on Burn out organization by his goddaughter, Brandy a debate scholarship, it was almost shocking. Aldridge, who died of leukemia when she He remembers vividly the first time he went But life as an actor wasn’t always grand. was 17. to Dallas and later to New York City. He was On a fundraising trip for the foundation, raised with great music, food and culture Circuit Bailey andhad donethe Police well inAcademy the ’80s films. with And Short Bailey visited Southwest Texas State Uni- in a close-knit community, but leaving it 1987 was a banner year for him with three versity (now Texas State University – San was like a Robert Rauschenberg collage, he of his films in theaters at the same time — Marcos) and met with a good friend who explained — an explosion of discovery. Police Academy 4, Burglar and Mannequin. was director of the university’s theater. He By the time the ’90s hit, roles were dry- brought up the fact that Bailey had never Rising in the ranks ing up. “It all sort of dwindled away,” he graduated from college. The director oered said. “I wanted to get out.” The hardest time Bailey a position as an artist-in-residence Although he’s played many dierent was the transition from the late 1980s to where he could teach and direct while roles, Bailey’s most notable characters the late 1990s. “I wasn’t the hot topic, and I finishing his degree. He was also free to have been in the military or police force. wasn’t sure I gave a damn,” he admitted. “I take outside acting roles. Bailey remembers His breakout role was Sgt. Luther even questioned my desire to go back to the taking his final exam in theater history on Rizzo on M*A*S*H from 1979 to 1983. theater. It was a bit of a tough time.” the set of No Child of Mine — a television In the 1980s, he played Lt. Thaddeus drama he co-starred in with Patty Duke. Harris, who was later promoted to Let the sunshine in The actor graduated in 1994 with a bachelor captain, in the Police Academy films of fine arts degree. The achievement was as well as playing Capt. Felix Max- One bright spot in Bailey’s life at that made even more special since the president well in Mannequin. time was volunteering for The Sunshine of the university had asked him to give the He even voiced the role of Kids Foundation, a Houston-based, non- commencement address at his graduation Rusty, the sheri dog, on Home on profit organization dedicated to children ceremony. About 40 Sunshine Kids and his the Range. And for the last seven with cancer. The foundation provides posi- family attended. years, he’s portrayed Lt. Provenza tive group activities and emotional support In 2001, Bailey became executive direc- on The Closer . free of charge. Bailey was introduced to the tor of The Sunshine Kids Foundation. >>

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“Our message is simply that said. “I want the work to be as phers,” he said of comic-strip through pure fate, through no good as it can be. I enjoy the writers. Filmography fault of their own, a child’s life success.” And he loves classic films has been dramatically altered With his role on The such as Casablanca, but, when G.W. Bailey has had a long career in forever,” he said. “Their child- Closer and his duties with The pressed to choose his favorite, television and lm. His lmography hood is gone. Sunshine Kids Sunshine Kids Foundation, he named the epic Lawrence of tries to give children a little Bailey splits his time between Arabia. “It’s an extraordinary includes: piece of their childhood back.” Los Angeles and Houston. film,” he said. But there’s no swanky home His favorite television se- The Closer (TV series) – Detective The Closer in River Oaks — not even an ries is M*A*S*H. “The fact that Lt. Provenza apartment near the founda- I was in it and part of creat- In 2004, Bailey got a call tion’s headquarters. He stays ing a character is amazing to The Newest Pledge (lm) – Mr. from his agent about doing a in hotels when he’s in Texas. me,” he said. A new series he Hodgkinson TV pilot. His agent said the People often ask him where discovered this year is HBO’s show was created by someone he keeps his jet when he flies medieval fantasy drama Game Nip/Tuck (TV series) – Wesley Bailey knew — a writer named into Houston. “Wherever of Thrones. “I’m obsessed with Kringle James Du. “My James Du?” Southwest Airlines parks it,” it,” he said. “I find it absolute- Home on the Range (lm) – voice he asked in astonishment. he replies. ly amazing.” of Rusty the dog When Bailey was at Texas Tech in Lubbock, he Arts and leisure Sage advice The Jeff Foxworthy Show (TV had taught Du — then a series) – Big Jim Foxworthy high school student — in an What does Bailey do for Bailey’s advice to young, Police Academy (lms) – Lt./Capt. acting workshop. The two had fun? “I really don’t have any aspiring actors: “Go to col- remained friends, but Bailey hobbies,” he said. “I love lege.” He recommends learn- Thaddeus Harris hadn’t seen Du in about spending time with my grand- ing the craft at a professional Mannequin (lm) – Capt. Felix eight years. It was an emo- children.” Although he’s di- acting school or a university Maxwell tional reunion. What started vorced from his wife, they are with an excellent theater pro- as a guest spot turned into a still close, and he talks with gram. Go where the opportu- Short Circuit (lm) – Skroeder regular character, and Bailey her daily. He doesn’t have any nities are. Immerse yourself M*A*S*H (TV series) – Sgt. Luther had a big part in the evolution pets. “I can barely take care of in the profession. There is no of Provenza. myself, much less a dog,” he substitute, he believes, for Rizzo Bailey considers this explained. knowledge and education. the best time in his career. He enjoys reading comic His most important acting Source: The Internet Movie Database “There’s something special strips, especially Mary Worth. tip: “Learn to listen. Listening about the situation now,” he “They’re the greatest philoso- is everything.” VIP

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A stop on the way to G.W. Bailey isn’t the only Hollywood star that hails from Southeast Texas. Here are a few others with ongoing Hollywood careers that you may not know about.

Kay Panabaker Kelly Asbury Francis Fisher actress director/animator actress

Born in Orange, Kay is the younger Kelly Asbury, born in Beaumont in Although known as a British actress, sister of actress Danielle Panabaker. 1960, began his career at DreamWorks Francis Fisher moved to Orange at Kay was most recently in the ABC SKG in 1995. Asbury directed Shrek the age of 15 and started her acting show No Ordinary Family , but is 2, which was released in the sum- career at the Orange Community probably best known for her role as mer of 2004. Asbury also directed Playhouse. She is best known for Nikki Westerly on the WB’s Summer- the Oscar nominated Spirit: Stallion of her roles as Strawberry Alice, the land or as Debbie Berwick on Disney the Cimarron with Lorna Cook. Most madame prostitute in Unforgiven Channel’s Phil of the Future . She has recently,Asbury directed the animated (1992), directed by Clint Eastwood; also made several appearances as move Gnomeo and Juliet . Previously, and Ruth DeWitt Bukater, the mother Catherine Willows’ daughter Lindsay Ashbury worked as a storyboard artist, of Kate Winslet’s character in Titanic in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation , as art director and designer on some of (1997), directed by James Cameron. well as multiple guest appearances Hollywood’s most popular animated Fisher has spent much of her career on 7th Heaven, ER, The Brothers lms, including Shrek, Chicken Run, as a stage actress but has also had Garcia and Medium . In 2009, she The Prince of Egypt, Toy Story,Tim regular TV appearances on The had a lead role in the feature lm Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas, Guiding Light, Strange Luck, Becker, remake of Fame . This year, Kay stars Beauty and the Beast and The Little Titus, The Lyon’s Den, Glory Days and in the independent lm Little Birds . Mermaid . Ashbury, who attended La- Roseanne . Francis is currently starring mar University for his rst two years of in the British TV series Torchwood: college has also written and illustrated Miracle Day. several books.

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or Chelsea Tipton II, every move he makes, every step he takes, his orchestra members are watching him. It helps with their synchronicity. Tipton, music director and conductor of the Symphony of Southeast Texas, traveled this summer with rock icon Sting’s Symphonicity Tour. The tour’s title is a play on Synchronicity, the 1983 No. 1 album Fby The Police whose lead singer was Sting. The concerts combined Sting’s music with live symphony orchestras for dozens of performances in many countries including Russia, Poland, Denmark, Austria and Spain. The local orchestra in each location was used for each concert. That’s where Tipton came in. His main role was to prepare each orchestra in advance of each concert. He’d conduct about four rehearsals with an orchestra and then move on to the next city. “It’s a huge production,” Tipton said, adding that it was an opportunity for him to grow as a conductor. He’s also a big fan of Sting. “I’ve always admired him as an artist because he’s willing to take chances,” Tipton said. “He’s not afraid to test new waters.” Tipton started with the Beaumont-based symphony in the 2009-2010 season. “I think it went well,” he said, even though he was still commuting from Toledo, Ohio, where he’d been the resident conductor with the Toledo Symphony. He moved to Beaumont in August last year. Before conducting, he per- n formed with orchestras as a clarinetist and per- a Y R formed with Doc Severinsen and Wynton Marsalis. e Working with an orchestra, Tipton thinks it’s V a important to be open-minded. “Don’t box your- D y self in,” he said. “Be flexible and play all styles of b music. I love to work with Brahms, Mozart, The y h Beatles and Sting.” A few months ago, Tipton at- p a tended a Jason Aldean concert — his first country r g o music show — at Ford Park. “I really enjoyed the t o h concert,” he said. “It gave me the perspective of p a first-time audience member. I’m always trying

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“I’m learning to be a good leader. It’s more about ‘we-ness’ than { ‘me-ness’ — that’s crazy corny, but I am really corny.” }

to learn from experiences.” Besides Sting, noted. “It helps to have a quality university perspective and good ideas.” The leadership his favorite contemporary musicians include such as Lamar in the community.” aspect of the job is newer to him. “I’m learn- Michael Jackson, Prince and Beyonce. He There was a “good vibe” when Tipton ing to be a good leader,” he said. “It’s more also loves the band Pink Floyd. auditioned for the job. “I think we have a about ‘we-ness’ than ‘me-ness’ — that’s Tipton believes that the role of the music mutual respect for each other,” he said of his crazy corny, but I am really corny.” director is to be the face of the symphony to relationship with the orchestra members. After a great performance, Tipton goes the community. “Residency is extremely im- Craig Escamilla, executive director of the home and sits in his lounge chair, sips a portant,” he said, adding that the only way Symphony of Southeast Texas, agrees. “He Diet Pepsi and watches TV — pre-recorded to get to know the community is to live in it. was far and away the top choice,” he said, news programs. “I have to decompress,” he His mission, he noted, is to get the word out noting that the symphony interviewed eight explained. If the performance isn’t so stel- about the symphony and create a buzz. candidates in two years. As a conductor, Tip- lar, he follows the same routine. “You have Does he get nervous before performanc- ton is always in control. “He’s always aware to let it go — move on.” That night and the es? “I get nervous for rehearsals,” he said. of everything going on,” Escamilla said. “He next day, he’ll let it go, but then he’ll reﬂect. It’s not all about the music, he explained. It’s balances the need to work with the need to “Right after the concert is not the time,” he about the orchestra members — encourag- have fun.” With a dicult piece, Tipton will said. ing them to give the best performance. He take a break and tell a joke. “It really makes His most memorable performance was wants to rehearse eciently, pace it so the a dierence,” Escamilla said. “He’s very his last concert with the Toledo Symphony performers peak at the concert. He tries to good at reading his orchestra.” As a music about a year ago. His friends and parents ﬁnd that balance between over-rehearsing director, Tipton is the leader and works hard were there. “It was a great farewell concert,” or under-rehearsing. “My biggest goal is not at keeping the atmosphere pleasant and the he remembered. “There were tears, but it to wear out the orchestra on the day of the stress level low. “He’s so patient,” Escamilla was time to go.” concert,” he said. Typically, there are four said. “He always takes time to think before For Tipton, music is the passion and rehearsals the week of the performance. he speaks.” direction in his life. “It’s a connection “That’s pretty standard,” he said. Tipton admits the most challenging part point for me to interact with the world,” he Membership in the orchestra ranges of conducting is the people aspect, getting explained. “It’s my vehicle to communicate. from 50 to 75 musicians with about 25 from the orchestra members to see his vision. “I Music has been a way to share myself with Houston and the rest from Southeast Texas. try to create a cooperative environment,” people.” >> “We have a lot of talent in this area,” Tipton he said. “Oftentimes, they can give good

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The Sounds of Season New Orleans A European tour Lineup January 21, 2012 Pops concert is a trib- Journeying from one major venue to the next, For more information, ute to Louis Armstrong Chelsea Tipton II found some time to update his contact the Symphony featuring Byron Strip- blog, Maestro’s Notes. Here’s an edited excerpt: of Southeast Texas at ling, trumpet “So, here I am in the lobby of a very nice hotel 409.892.2257 in Moscow next to the arena where the concert with Sting is to be performed. This has been quite a Opening Night Amadeus 2.0 journey, and I am not near ﬁnished. While typing this, I am listening to Shostakovich Symphony No. September 24, 2011 March 3, 2012 5 to keep me in the Russian mood of things. I think Rossini: Overture The with Symphony of SE the greatest challenge to this journey is that every Barber of Seville; Texas Chorus; Salieri: day is quite new. There is no real norm or routine, Ravel: Piano Concert Sinfonia in D, “Vene- of course besides brushing my teeth, which is a in G Major; Beethoven: ziana”; Stravinsky: must for good music making. The place that I feel most comfortable is with the music itself. But even Symphony No. 5 Suite from Pulcinella; that is skewed because the orchestras are always Mozart: Requiem changing. No matter, it is an amazing journey around to the various capitals of the world. “I began in Soﬁa, Bulgaria, with a good orches- Czech out the Clash of the tra. However, I was about to begin rehearsal, and the brass section just up and left. It was surprising, New World Titans! to say the least. Fortunately, with my Jedi training, October 29, 2011 April 14, 2012 I just went on and let the “force” guide me. LOL. Smetana: Overture Schubert: Symphony They did come back after a couple of minutes. The Bartered Bride; No. 5 There was an administrative matter that they had Lieberman: Flute Mahler: Symphony to deal with … ahem. I have certainly learned to stay out of those matters, especially when guest Concerto; Dvorák: No. 1, “Titan” conducting and when I do not know the language. Symphony No. 9, We had a good four rehearsals, and things ended “From the New World” up on a really good note.”

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ou don’t have to The Boys Next Door Ether Dome The 25th Annual Putnam go far to enjoy Orange Community Players Alley Theatre, Houston County Spelling Bee quality theater in Director: Andrew Gibson Sept. 9 – Oct. 9 Port Arthur Little Theatre Southeast Texas. August 18-20, 25-28 WORLD PREMIERE, recommended Director: Matt Hall Just look in your By Tom Grifn. This play was a suc- for mature audiences Sept. 16-18, 23-25, 30-Oct. 2 backyard, down cess Off-Broadway, and has many By Elizabeth Egloff. Ether Dome This suspenseful comedy features Ythe street, or maybe head to hilarious moments, yet is also very is about love, medicine, and the the contestants of a ctional Houston for an evening. Check touching at times. Four mentally relationship between two of the televised spelling bee. Six quirky challenged men live in a communal greatest medical innovators in adolescents (played by adults) out our source for what’s going residence under the watchful eye Western history, Horace Wells compete in the Bee, run by three on in community and profes- of a sincere social worker who is and his student, William Morton. equally quirky grown-ups. sional theatre for 2011-2012. becoming increasingly despairing. In 1847, Morton discovered Ether Filled with humor, The Boys Next as anesthesia, thereby opening Door also exhibits compassion the door to the enormous medical VIP picks and understanding in the way it achievements of the 20th and 21st peers into the half-lit world of its centuries. This production chal- Musical, comedy handicapped protagonists. lenges our understanding of God, pain, and what it means to be truly Musical, drama human.

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Play, comedy Check theater websites for complete season Concert, music tribune, offerings and schedule changes. dance, other event November >> Nunset Boulevard The Complete Works Young Frankenstein Shrek the Musical Orange Community Players of William Shakespeare Lutcher Theater, Orange Lutcher Theater, Orange Director: Jeff Hattman (Abridged) Oct. 24 Nov. 6 Dinner theatre: Oct. 14-15 at Our Beaumont Community Players This wickedly inspired re-imagining Shrek the Musical brings to stage Lady of Lourdes Catholic Church Director: Keith Cockrell of the Frankenstein legend fol- the Oscar-winning lm about lows young Dr. Frankenstein as everyone’s favorite ogre. A feisty Stage show: Oct. 17–22 Oct. 21-22, 28-29, Nov. 3-5 he attempts to create a monster, princess, an unseemly ogre, a talk- By Dan Groggins. For those unfa- This irreverent, fast-paced romp with scary and hilarious results. ing donkey, and a short-tempered miliar with the Nunsense franchise, through the Bard’s plays is all 37 Three-time Tony winner Mel Brooks villain create a mess that calls for the story follows a group of nuns plays in 97 minutes. Join madcap wrote the music and lyrics to this a real hero. Part romance, part and their antics. This particular men in tights as they take you spectacular new production. twisted fairy tale, this is a show for storyline puts the Sisters in Hol- on a wild journey that will leave all ages. lywood thinking they are to perform you breathless and helpless with at the Hollywood Bowl. As it turns laughter. out, they are slated to be at the Which monster VIP says: If you’ve never seen Hollywood Bowl-Arama, a local wins out? VIP Shakespeare performed on bowling alley. However, the Sisters says Shrek. stage, now’s your chance, ex- soon discover there is a screen test cept in a hilarious and irrever- for a major lm happening across ent fashion . the street and are certain this is their chance for movie stardom. Featuring songs like: The Hol- lywood Blondes,That Kid’s Gonna Make It, and Bowling Ball Blues, this looks like the latest in a long line of Nunsense successes.

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Gypsy RAIN Kitchen Witches Dividing the Estate Beaumont Community Players Lutcher Theater, Orange Port Arthur Little Theatre Alley Theatre, Houston Director: Paula Bothe Sept. 26 Director: Gale Walker Director: Michael Wilson September 16-17, 22-24 RAIN has been together lon- Oct. 7-9, 14-16 (dinner theater) Oct. 7-30, recommended for This “musical fable” includes ger than The Beatles, and has Isobel Lomax and Dolly Biddle are mature audiences laughter and romance, as well as mastered every song, gesture and two “mature” cable-access cooking Horton Foote, the award-winning the emotional conict between a nuance of the legendary foursome. show hostesses who have hated writer of The Trip to Bountiful and You may just feel like you’re seeing duringwoman vaudeville’s and her daughters. decline, Seta domi- The Beatles perform live the full Larryeach otherBiddle for dated 30 years, one and ever mar- since theThe townDay Emilyof Harrison, Married,Texas, returns with to neering stage mother inadvertently range of their discography. ried the other. When they are put this sharp satire about a Southern creates a burlesque stripper. Gypsy VIP says: How many times do together on a TV show called The dynasty in crisis. Faced with their includes such standards as “Let you get to see the Beatles in Kitchen Witches, the insults are dwindling inheritance, several gen- Me Entertain You”, “Every- concert? Well, probably never. ung harder than the food! erations of the well-to-do Gordon thing’s Coming Up Roses” Take advantage of this opportu- VIP says:A dinner theatre is a family must confront the past as and “You Gotta Have A nity and see the next-best thing. uniquely entertaining experi- they grapple with an uncertain Gimmick.” This is often This is sure to be a surreal and ence that feeds your sense of future. Will they band together called “the best book in entertaining experience. drama as well as your tummy. together or take their chances and musicals”. With this zany comedy, you will go their separate ways? have the perfect date night that will show someone how much fun you like to have.

A Christmas Carol — A South Pacic Scrooge Happy Days Ghost Story of Christmas Lutcher Theater, Orange Beaumont Community Players Port Arthur Little Theatre Alley Theatre, Houston Nov. 20 Director: Peyton Jones Director: Debbie Pletcher Director: James Black This new production of the Rod- Nov. 25-26 and Dec. 2-3, 9-10 Nov. 25-27, Dec. 1-4, 8-11 Nov. 18 to Dec. 27 ger’s and Hammerstein classic is a Vastly entertaining and remarkably The famed drive-in malt shop, sweeping romantic tale of two very A Christmas Carol — A Ghost Story fresh, this life-afrming version of Arnold’s, is in danger of demoli- different couples. Considered by of Christmas follows Ebenezer “A Christmas Carol,” along with tion. So the gang teams up to many to be the nest musical ever Scrooge’s journey as three ghostly written, you may recognize some of many of its songs, will stay with save it with a dance contest and a spirits that visit him on Christmas viewers long after the curtain call. TV-worthy wrestling match. Happy the tunes such as “Some Enchant- Eve lead him to various places. Scrooge is a treasured Christmas days are here again with the whole ed Evening,”“I’m Gonna Wash That This Dickens’ classic instills a tradition along with so many other beloved gang. Based on the hit Man Right Out of My Hair,” and timeless message about redemp- beloved yuletide favorites. Paramount Pictures television se- “Bali Ha’i.” South Pacic is tion and the spirit of the holiday ries, Happy Days reintroduces one a breathtaking story season. of America’s fondly remembered not to miss. families, the Cunninghams, to the audience.

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December >> January >> The Santaland Diaries Mannhein Steamroller by Completely Hollywood Fiddler on the Roof Alley Theatre, Houston Chip Davis (Abridged) Lutcher Theater, Orange Director: David Cromer Lutcher Theater, Orange Port Arthur Little Theatre Jan. 12-13 Nov. 30 – Dec. 31 (mature audi- Dec. 29 Director: Stephanie Barclay This Tony Award winning classic ences) The holiday music of Mannheim Jan. 6-8, 13-15 (dinner theater) musical is a favorite of all ages and all over the world. The well-known Company Artist Todd Waite reprises Steamroller, with state-of-the-art America’s “Bad Boys of Abridge- songs such as “If I Were a Rich his role as “Crumpet the Elf” in the multimedia effects will create a ment” tackle the cultural and Man” and “Sunrise, Sunset” are outlandish, and true, chronicles Christmas show to remember! economic export that is Hollywood. woven with dance to bring poi- of David Sedaris’ experience as Don’t miss Mannheim Steam- Completely Hollywood (Abridged) gnancy and laughter to the stage. a worker in Macy’s SantaLand roller’s rst Southeast Texas turns the 186 greatest lms in the Fiddler on the Roof will capture display. A riotous cult classic, Christmas-time performance. history of Hollywood into a con- your heart with its touching story this compact, one-character cisely comic collection of clichés and universal appeal. comedy features priceless comic that will leave you rolling. encounters during the height of the holiday crunch. NPR humorist and best-selling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, David Sedaris has become one of America’s pre-eminent humor writers.

March >> My Fair Lady Blue Man Group Red Doubt Lutcher Theater, Orange Lutcher Theater, Orange Alley Theatre, Houston Lutcher Theater, Orange Feb. 29 March 5-6 Director: Jackson Gay March 8 Sometimes called “the perfect mu- The phenomenon called Blue Man March 2-25 (mature audiences) Doubt is the winner of a Pulitzer sical,” My Fair Lady was a smash Group is a wildly popular theatri- Master abstract expressionist Mark Prize and a Tony Award, and is a hit in 1956 and continues to touch cal show that combines music, Rothko has just landed the biggest unique theatre experience that audiences today. With its unforget- comedy and technology, along with commission in the history of mod- entertains while engaging the audi- table tunes, like “I Could Have some blue men, to produce a form ence emotionally, psychologically, ern art. In the two fascinating years Danced All Night” and “Wouldn’t of entertainment in a category all that follow, Rothko works feverishly and intellectually. The archetypal It Be Loverly,” you’ll be sure to fall its own. With no spoken words, with his young assistant to create a story follows Father Flynn and in love with Eliza Doolittle, just like people of all ages leave the show denitive work for an extraordinary Sister Aloysius and raises issues of Henry Higgins does. in a blissful, euphoric state. This is setting. Red is a searing portrait of faith, trust, mendacity, friendship, a unique experience that you won’t an artist’s ambition and vulner- and the Church. This is one that forget. ability. will be discussed long after you leave the theatre. VIP says:Anytime you get the opportunity to see a Tony Award-winning show, take it. This play should prove to be provocative and stimulating, and it’s especially appropriate, with the Rothko Chapel located in Houston.

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February >> The Toxic Avenger Moulin Rouge, The Ballet The Seagull Almost, Maine Alley Theatre, Houston Lutcher Theater, Orange Alley Theatre, Houston Beaumont Community Players Director: John Rando Jan. 31 Director: Gregory Boyd Director: Donny Avery Jan. 13 – Feb. 12, (not recom- A rousing French soundtrack is Feb. 3 – March 4 Feb. 10-11, 17-18, 23-25 mended for young children) the background for high-kicking By Anton Chekhov. In his 1895 Almost, Maine is a delightful com- The laugh-out-loud musical,The choreography and a passionate play, Chekhov describes the edy that explores the mysteries of Toxic Avenger is a charming love story of love, ambition and heart- romantic entanglements of a the human heart. On a Friday night break. Drawn to Paris by the city’s story that has it all — an unlikely group of actors, writers and artists in the middle of winter, residents hero and his beautiful girlfriend, passion, Matthew and Nathalie gathered on a Russian estate. of a mythical town in far northern a corrupt New Jersey mayor, an tempt fate while It’s an enduring masterpiece of Maine are falling in and out of onstage rock band and two guys they seek the theater world, and a modern love, bruising knees and breaking who play ... well, everyone else ... love and classic that grows richer with time. hearts...but the bruises heal and bullies, mobsters, old ladies, and destiny at The extraordinary ensemble cast hearts mend — almost — in what stiletto-wearing back-up singers. The Moulin includes James Black as the novel- has been described as “love in the It features music from Bon Jovi’s Rouge. ist Trigorin and Josie de Guzman time of frostbite.”Almost, Maine David Bryan and book and lyrics as the actress Arkadina. will leave you warm from laughter. by Joe DiPietro, the Tony Award winning team of Memphis.

April >> Hairspray The Original Tribute to the The Seafarer Sweeney Todd Beaumont Community Players Blues Brothers Alley Theatre, Houston Port Arthur Little Theatre Director: Bryan Brassard Lutcher Theater, Orange Director: Gregory Boyd Director: Lauren Faggard March 16-17, 22-24 March 21 April 6 – 29 (mature audience) April 12-15, 19-22, 26-29 Tracy Turnblad has a passion for Jake and Elwood Blues are here to Sharky has returned to Dublin The movie was based on this dancing, and wins a spot on the lo- knock your socks off with a night on Christmas Eve to look after infamous tale of the unjustly exiled cal TV dance program, “The Corny of the best music, moves and com- his irascible, aging brother who’s barber, Sweeney Todd, who returns Collins Show.” Overnight she nds edy, along with the sassy Bluettes. recently gone blind. Old drinking to 19th century London seeking herself transformed from over- Come join the fun and experience buddies Ivan and Nicky are holed revenge against the judge who weight outsider to teen celebrity. some great musical chops as well. up at the house too, hoping to framed him and hurt his young Can a larger-than-life adolescent play some cards. But the arrival of wife. His thirst for revenge soon manage to become the program’s a stranger from the distant past reaches his unfortunate customers princess, integrate the television raises the stakes. In fact, Sharky after he sets up a Barber Shop, show, and nd true love (while may be playing for his very soul . . . and the resourceful proprietress singing and dancing!) of the pie shop downstairs has without mussing her the people of London lining up in hair? droves with her mysterious new meat pies!

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May >> A View From the Bridge Camelot The Pirates of Penzance What We’re Up Against Beaumont Community Players Orange Community Players Beaumont Community Players Alley Theatre, Houston Director: Arthur Miller Director: Justin Sanders Director: Allan Anderud Director: Scott Schwartz April 13-14, 20-21, 26-28 April 19-22, 26-28 May 11-12, 17-19 May 11 – June 10 Even though this play was The entire community of Camelot Wacky, irreverent and as enter- “They told me it wasn’t like this written in the 50’s, the themes awaits the arrival of Guinevere, taining today as it was when it anymore. Why is it still like this?” of immigration and family King Arthur of England’s future rst opened in 1879, The Pirates bemoans Eliza, a female architect, are current and relevant. An Queen. The Tony Award-winning Of Penzance is a hilarious farce. as she slams into the rm’s glass Italian family in New York is Camelot played for 873 per- Pirates, policemen, dim-witted ceiling yet again in this brilliant hiding their newly immigrated formances on Broadway at the young lovers, dewy-eyed daughters black comedy. Theresa Rebeck cousins from the authorities, Majestic Theatre and for 518 and an eccentric Major-General are brings her latest comedy to the and all manners of relationship performances in London at the all morally bound to the dictates of Alley, which probes “how sexism complications with family and Drury Lane Theatre. It featured honor and duty, often to ridiculous remains well entrenched in the romance, even some suggested many Broadway stars including results. work-place, not least when pitting incest, arise along the way. Julie Andrews. women against each other in a VIP says:This is a classic that boys’ club atmosphere”. must be seen, sure to have beautiful costuming and a touching story. And with Justin Sanders, a classically trained vocalist and organ player, directing, you can be sure that his cast will be full of incredible local talent.

TBA >> Noises Off M.A.S.H. The Odd Couple Alley Theatre, Houston Port Arthur Little Theatre Orange Community Director: Gregory Boyd Director: Richard Lene Players May 25 – June 24 Performance dates to be an- Director: Codie Vasquez By Michael Frayn. A farce nounced Performance dates to be an- within a farce, Noises Off is an If you remember the TV Series, nounced over-the-top comedy that takes you’ll know what it’s all about — By Neil Simon.This classic comedy the clichés of the genre and the exploits of military doctors and opens with a group of guys playing shakes them up in a wild comic nurses at a Mobile Army Surgical cards in the apartment of Oscar blender. A play within a play, it’s Hospital in the Korean War. Be- Madison, recently divorced. One a hilarious melee of compro- tween hospital shifts and countless look at the mess and it’s obvious How to buy tickets mising situations and eccentric rounds of martinis, wisecracking why his wife left him. Late arriving Beaumont Community Players characters that is truly brilliant surgeons Hawkeye Pierce and is Felix Unger, who has recently beaumontcommunityplayers.com and unique. It’s a tour de force Trapper John McIntyre make it their separated from his own wife. Felix (409) 833-4664 for the actors and a special business to undercut the smug and is fastidious and seems suicidal, Port Arthur Little Theatre treat for audiences. pretentious Major Frank Burns and but as the action unfolds Oscar www.palt.org Army true-believer Major “Hot Lips” becomes the one with murder on (409) 727-7258 Houlihan. his mind when the clean-freak and Orange Community Players the slob ultimately decide to room orangecommunityplayers.com together. Hilarity ensues as The (409) 882-9137 Odd Couple is born. Lutcher Theater www.lutcher.org (409) 886-5535 The Alley Theatre www.alleytheatre.org (713) 220-5700

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Cirque du Soleil’s Dralion Ford Park, Beaumont November 23-27

duf you’ve Soleil never show, seen this isa Cirquethe time. Cirque du Soleil is Imaking its Beaumont debut with six performances of its popular Dralion show at Ford Park from Nov. 23-27 before heading to Houston. We at VIP have seen our share of Cirque du Soleil shows, mostly in Las Vegas, and have never been disappointed. In fact, we are usually in dumbstruck awe. First, a couple things to note:

1. Cirque is not a circus. Get the image of bad clowns (yes, there are some clowns) and elephants out of your head. 2. This is not just a kiddy show. While, yes the kids will love it, it will entertain even your husband. 3. This is not a second-rate tour or a Cirque du Soleil knock- off show only hitting second-rate Tickets are $35-$80 towns. Dralion is Cirque du Soleil’s for adults; $28-$65 for children 12 and under; and top-grossing touring show and $31.50-$75.50 for military was the subject of a TV lming members, seniors and that received an Emmy Award. The students. They can be same 50 performers you see in purchased at www.cirque Beaumont, are the same that will dusoleil.com/dralion or by be seen the next week in Houston. calling 1-800-745-3000.

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o, you’re 42 and have been lugging that same beat-up, old boom box around since college. We admire your loyalty but, seriously, the Duran Duran stickers just aren’t cutting it anymore Sand your kids are embarrassed to have their friends over. Of course, if that’s your master plan, then, well, bravo … well played, Time Warp Dad. If not, let’s talk …

tainmentUpgrading system your to currenta real audio/video home-enter- masterpiece doesn’t need to be a frightening project. Yes, it’ll cost some money and, yes, there are loads of options to consider. Yes, it can be confusing. And yes, you can make mistakes. You could go the home-theater-in-a-box route, but you probably won’t get the best bang for your buck. And you might find yourself adrift in a sea of indierence when it comes to service, upgrades or even basic installation and functionality information. “[Customers will go into a department store] and talk to the kid in the stereo department. And then they come back for more information and, unfortunately, he figure out what you’ll need to spend, and existing equipment you already own, if pos- graduated,” said John Goodyear, owner of keep you from investing thousands of dollars sible, rather than starting from scratch. Goodyear Custom Audio/Video in Beau- mont. without the proper information. One of the first things to consider is the Charlotte Fontenot, owner of Suburban space you plan to delegate to your home the- Many specialists will come to your home TV Home Theater Gallery in Beaumont, said ater. The best equipment in the world won’t to assess the space you want to fill. They’ll sta at custom audio/video stores can also give you the sound quality you’re expecting listen to what you’re looking to accomplish, help you determine how to build onto any if it’s set up in the wrong kind of space.

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Incorporating TVs into your home

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“If you have a tile or wood floor, lawyer- block paneling and a wood ceiling, then you have a horrible environment for a home theater. Throw in leather furniture on top of that, and it’s all hard surfaces,” Fontenot said. Goodyear agreed: “You don’t want to put a high-end system in something like that. You’ll never get the benefits. The sound will just reverberate around in there.” The space should have softer surfaces. Fontenot suggested adding carpet; if wall- to-wall isn’t an option, put down the largest area rug you can find. Ideally, the walls would be sheetrock, but artwork will soften up any wall treatment. Adding upholstered furniture helps too. Once you have the basics down (see sidebar), you could go the cosmetic route and spiy up your space with theater seating, velvet ropes and a popcorn machine. But most pros will advise you to spend that money on better quality and/or more functionality. A good place to start is the television itself. Go bigger. Go better. Goodyear warned that in order to see a real dierence in quality when upgrading any of your home-theater components, you have to just about double the price. Going from a $600 receiver to an $800 one, for example, won’t make much of a dierence. Jumping to a $1,200 one, however, will. Latest trends The good news is that better equipment is becoming more aordable, Goodyear said. Another trend, he added, is that more consumers are choosing to access media through services like NetFlix, etc., instead of buying products like CDs and DVDs. Also, consumers want wireless connections that allow them to watch or listen to the same thing in other locations as what’s on in the main media room — even out back by the pool or barbecue pit. Outdoor kitchens and living rooms, with superior sound and video, are a major trend, Fontenot said. “People aren’t going on vacation as much,” she said. “They want to have that vacation experience at home, and they want Home theater basics their kids and their friends to hang at their house. If your kids’ friends have a better system, then guess where they’re going to be Assuming you have a cable box, direct TV or satellite receiver, these are hanging out.” the most basic components needed for a comprehensive home-theater: As long as the area in question provides shelter from the A television You can go high-end or low-end, but remember that your weather, audio/video pros can create an outdoor entertainment area to match the quality and functionality of what you find system will only be as good or as functional as the television will allow. For indoors, she added. No doubt, home electronics trends, options example, Fontenot suggested, the set should have two zones, which will and upgrades change fast. “This business changes every month — allow you to watch or listen to media in two places at once. It also should be literally,” Goodyear said. “Every day when that freight truck backs high-def and 3-D capable. up here, it’s Christmas.” VIP An audio/video receiver and amplier that will be the control center: According to Goodyear, customers often spend a lot on speakers, thinking they’ll make the difference in sound. “But if you don’t have the electronics to reproduce the sound right from the beginning, it won’t make a difference,” he said. Right, left and center speakers The center speaker emits dialogue, while the side speakers control action sound. One (5.1 system) or two (7.1) pairs of rear surround-sound speakers to handle ambient sound. “If a jet ies overhead [in a movie], you can close your eyes and know if it ew from left to right or right to left because of the surround sound,” Fontenot said. A subwoofer, which emits the booming, low-bass noise like explosions A Blu-ray player for video, DVDs and music CDs An iPod dock A programmable remote control to control a variety of devices.

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recipes to end Mexicn Cemi burger Red, whie nd your blueberry burger 5Makes 2 burgers tablespoons watercress leaves, Makes 6 burgers towel and set aside. minced) Chipotle crema 1 cup corn tortilla chips, lightly Blueberry chipotle barbe- Burger and assembly 2 canned chipotle peppers crushed cue sauce Ground chuck hamburger patties, (packed in adobo sauce), diced, 2 very thin slices red onion 1/2 cup ketchup seasoned with garlic salt and and 1 tablespoon adobo sauce Avocado spread 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce ground black pepper 1 clove garlic, grated 2 tablespoons molasses 15 ounces blue cheese, preferably burgerblahs 1/4 cup Mexican crema (or creme 1. In a large bowl, combine 1 1/2 teaspoons minced garlic Point Reyes blue, sliced frache) the beef, chipotle pepper, adobo 2 tablespoons chopped canned Burger buns of choice, sliced in half 1/4 cup mayonnaise sauce, salt and pepper. Mix well chipotle chiles (about 3 chiles) Blueberry chipotle barbecue sauce In a small mixing bowl, com- to combine, but do not overmix. 1 tablespoon adobo sauce (from the Fried onions text by NOELLE CaRtER bine the chipotle, garlic, Mexican Divide the mixture and form two chipotle chile can) Fresh tomato slices To any real fan, a crema and mayonnaise. Mix until patties. 5 rounded tablespoons blueberry Curly red leaf lettuce leaves, well combined. 2. Heat a large skillet over high jam or preserves washed and dried hamburger is never “just heat.Add enough oil to form a Moist mesquite wood chips in a a burger.” A great burger Avocado spread thin lm on the bottom of the pan, In a food processor, combine smoker device (or foil pouch) for is a work of art, passion- 1/2 cup lightly mashed avocado about 2 tablespoons, then add the the ketchup,Worcestershire sauce, the grill Tablespoon lime juice burgers to the skillet. molasses, garlic, chipotle chiles, ately thought out and Kosher salt 3. Cook the burgers until set adobo sauce and blueberry jam. 1. Heat a grill or grill pan over painstakingly executed. In a small mixing bowl, and browned on one side, about 3 Puree until very smooth. medium-high heat until hot. If using The very extension of combine avocado and lime juice. minutes, then ip.Top the burgers a grill, t a smoker device (or foil Season with 1/8 teaspoon salt, or with the cheese, then cover the Fried onions pouch) with the mesquite wood the grill master’s own to taste. pan. Cook an additional 3 to 4 1/2 cup our chips to smoke while grilling. identity. Here are ve of minutes for medium-rare burgers, 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 2. Oil the grill top and add the our favorites to jumpstart Patties and assembly or until the burgers have reached 1/2 rounded teaspoon freshly burgers. Grill the burgers on each 3/4 pound ground beef chuck desired doneness. ground sea salt side until cooked through to desired your creative juices: 1 canned chipotle pepper, minced 4. Assemble the burgers: 1/2 rounded teaspoon freshly doneness, 8 to 12 minutes. Top the with 1 tablespoon adobo sauce Spread the chipotle crema evenly ground black pepper burgers with cheese and continue to 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt, or to on each cut side of the toasted 1/4 rounded teaspoon Creole grill just until the cheese melts, 1 to taste buns. Sprinkle the minced papalo seasoning 2 minutes. 1/8 teaspoon black pepper leaves over the crema on the cut 1 white onion, peeled and sliced 3. When the burgers are almost Canola oil for pan frying sides of the bun tops. On the bot- very thin (about 1/16 inch) into nished grilling, toast the buns: 3 ounces Oaxacan cheese (que- tom halves of each bun, sprinkle strings or rings Place the buns, cut side down, on sillo), separated into thin strings the crushed tortilla chips then top 1/4 cup rendered bacon fat or oil the grill, to lightly toast. Remove the (can substitute mozzarella) with a cheese-topped patty, a slice burgers and buns. Chipotle crema of onion and equal amounts of the 1. In a large plastic bag, combine 4. Assemble the burgers: Dress 2 sesame seed buns, toasted avocado spread. Top the burgers the our, baking powder, sea salt, the cut sides (top and bottom) of 5 papalo leaves, nely minced with the bun tops and serve im- pepper and Creole seasoning, each burger with a good spread (or 1/4 cup cilantro sprigs plus 2 mediately. shaking to thoroughly mix together. of barbecue sauce. Top each bun Add the onions and shake to coat. bottom with a burger patty.Top the Transfer the onions to a bowl, tap- cheese with another dollop of bar- ping off any excess our mixture. becue sauce, then divide the onions, 2. In a cast iron skillet heated mounding a pile over each burger. over medium-high heat until hot, Top each mound of onions with a add the bacon fat.When the fat slice of tomato, followed with 2 to 3 is hot, add the onions in small leaves lettuce. Top each burger with batches, frying until crisp and a bun top and serve immediately. golden brown, 3 to 5 minutes per batch. Drain the onions on a paper

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German Italian caprese Southwest turkey burger Cuban pork sliders Makes 6 burgers Makes 18 sliders Makes 6 burgers Guacamole 4 ripe avocados 4 pounds ground pork 1 1/2 pounds ground beef Turkey burger patties 5 green onions, chopped 3 tablespoons sweet pickle relish 1 pound hot Italian sausage, casings 3 tablespoons olive oil 2 cloves of garlic, nely chopped 1 (12 ounce) jar spicy brown mustard, divided removed 6 green onions, chopped 1/4 cup cilantro, nely chopped 6 fresh bratwurst links 1 teaspoon dried Italian seasoning 3 large cloves of garlic, nely chopped 1/4 teaspoon kosher or sea salt 1 pound bacon, diced 1 onion, nely chopped Kosher or sea salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1 onion, diced 1 bell pepper, nely chopped Freshly ground black pepper 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 (14 ounce) can sauerkraut, drained 3 cloves minced garlic, divided 2 pounds ground turkey 1/8 teaspoon ground cumin 1 cup butter, at room temperature 1/2 pound fresh mozzarella, cut into slices 2 eggs 2 teaspoons green jalapeno Tabasco sauce 6 pretzel buns or regular hamburger buns 18 white dinner rolls 1/4 teaspoon cumin 1 tablespoon lime juice 2 large sliced dill pickles Freshly ground black pepper 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1/2 pound sliced Swiss cheese 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1/4 cup barbecue sauce Peel and lightly mash the avocados 3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar 1/2 cup panko crumbs (the mash should be chunky) in a medium 1. In a large bowl, mix together the ground 4 large Roma tomatoes, sliced bowl. Fold in all other ingredients and stir to pork, relish and a tablespoon of mustard. Do 36 medium-large basil leaves, stemmed 1. Heat a saute pan over medium heat thoroughly combine. not overwork. Divide the meat into 6 patties. until hot. Add the olive oil, then stir in the Cover and set aside. 2. Heat a grill or grill pan over medium-high 1. Make the patties: In a large bowl, green onions and garlic.Add a pinch each of heat until hot. Place the burgers, then the gently but thoroughly mix together the salt and pepper and cook, stirring frequently, Burgers and assembly bratwurst links, on the grill to start cooking. ground beef, Italian sausage, Italian season- until the onions are softened, about 4 to 5 Prepared turkey burger patties 3. While the burgers and links are grilling, onion, bell pepper and 2 cloves minced minutes. Remove from heat and set aside. 6 slices of pepper-jack cheese ing, start the bacon. In a skillet heated over garlic. Press the mixture into a jelly roll pan, 2. In a large bowl, crumble the turkey and Oil or mayonnaise for brushing the buns medium-high heat until hot (use a cast iron using a rolling pin to make a at, even layer. add one-fourth teaspoon salt and one-eighth 6 large egg buns with sesame seeds skillet if on a grill), render the bacon, stirring (Cover the meat with plastic wrap, if neces- teaspoon pepper. Guacamole frequently, about 6 minutes. Add chopped sary, to keep it from sticking as it’s rolled.) 3. In a separate bowl, beat the eggs with 2 large beefsteak tomatoes, sliced onion to the skillet and cook until the onion is Cut the meat into roughly 2-inch squares. the cumin, Worcestershire sauce and barbe- Grilled Anaheim chile slices softened, stirring frequently, 6 to 8 minutes. 2. Heat a grill or grill pan over medium- cue sauce. Stir in the mixture with the turkey, 6 tablespoons Dijon mustard, or to taste 4. Stir in the sauerkraut with the bacon and high heat until hot. Grill the burgers until then fold in the onions and garlic, along with onions, cooking down the mixture to marry the cooked to an internal temperature of at any liquid remaining in the saute pan. 1. Heat a grill or grill pan over high heat avors. Continue to cook until the hamburgers least 160 degrees, about 2 to 3 minutes 4. Fold in the panko crumbs gently, until until hot. Lightly oil and add the patties. and sausages are grilled on all sides, an ad- per side. When the burgers are done, place all of the ingredients are thoroughly mixed. 2. Reduce the heat to medium-high and ditional 12 to 15 minutes. Remove the burgers, a slice of mozzarella on each burger and Separate the mixture into 6 portions and form grill until the undersides of the burgers are sausages and skillet from the heat. Cut the tent with foil while preparing the buns. patties. Cover and refrigerate them while crisp and rm, 4 to 5 minutes and the lower bratwurst into thin crosswise slices. 3. Warm the rolls:Wrap the rolls in foil assembling the other components. half feels set. Carefully ip the burgers, then 5. In a bowl, whisk together the butter and and place on the top rack of the grill, or cook an additional 4 to 5 minutes. remaining mustard. Spread the mustard butter place in a warm oven until warmed through. Grilled Anaheim chiles 3. Reduce the heat to medium-low and over the cut halves of each bun. Toast the buns 4. In a small bowl, whisk together the 2 large Anaheim chiles top each with cheese. Continue to grill until on the cooler side of the grill or pan. olive oil, balsamic vinegar and remaining the cheese melts. As the cheese is melting, 7. Mound the sliced bratwurst on top of minced clove garlic.This makes a scant On a grill or stove burner heated over brush the cut side of each bun half with a each burger (1 bratwurst per burger), then one-half cup vinaigrette. high heat, or under the broiler, grill or broil little oil or mayonnaise and add the buns to top with the sliced pickle, kraut, bacon and 5. Assemble the sliders: Place a cheese- the peppers until the skins are charred and the grill to lightly toast. onion mixture. Divide the sliced Swiss cheese topped patty on the base of the bun, add a blackened on all sides. Immediately move 4. Assemble the burgers: Divide the among the burgers, covering each mound of slice of tomato and 2 basil leaves. Drizzle them to a glass bowl and cover tightly with guacamole between the burgers, placing toppings with cheese. Place the burgers back each burger with 1 teaspoon of the vinai- plastic wrap. Set aside to give the chiles a scoop on the bottom bun of each burger. on the grill or on the grill pan, closing the grill grette. Serve immediately. time to cool. Peel the skins (they should peel Top each scoop with a tomato slice. Place a or covering the pan until the cheese is melted, or brush off easily), then core and seed the burger on top of each tomato, then top each 1 to 2 minutes. peppers. Cut each chile into 3 pieces. burger with a chile slice. Spread a tablespoon 8. Place the assembled burgers in the of mustard on the top half of each bun, then toasted buns and serve immediately. place the bun tops on the burgers.

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Beaumont Main Street President’s Lunch

Lori and Ed Krekeler Jennifer Pate and Blake Hopper Chris Fisher, Georgine Guillory and Lee Smith

Beverly Hickman, Laura and Kim McMurray

Carol Gary,Allison and Mike Getz Kathryn and Bruce Walker

Rodney and Becky Ames

Get Don LaBiche and Father Jerry McGrath Williams- Wright

Beth Miller and Kristi Rogers

Tom Bell and Jan Girouard

SCOTT ESLINGER Bessie Chisum and Guy Goodson

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Hurricane Educator’s Retrospective Foundation Exhibit opening, Museum of the Golf Tournament Keith Burrell and Nathan Rivers Gulf Coast

Bart Owens and Anne East Melinda McNeely, Libby Jameson, Celest Calhoun and Dr. Kimber Knight

Ami Kamraa

Master Sponsor’s Group: Paul Boutte, Randy Hennigan, Guanah Martin, Josh Searcy, Mourad Badir and Robert Mann Melissa and Cody Hawkins

Cynthia and Mary McZeal

Brandon Harrison Charles Chevis and Bob Menefee

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Centennial Celebration of Babe Didrikson Zaharias’ birthday

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Micheal and Cindy Lindsay Milton and Hester Bell

Jennifer Pate and Kellie Collier Marva Acyode and Chip Howell Don VanNatta Jr.

Remember When Dance Orchestra at MacKenzie’s

Jayme Lawhon and Chuck Lawhon Woody and Patty Landry

Martha Pate and Neysa Wright

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nce upon a time, Debra Jo Fondren’s golden tresses flowed down to her knees. She was a natural “girl-next- door” beauty. When she left her i n O a l sleepy hometown of Lumberton C on an adventure, a twist of fate C m led her to an enchanting life of fortune . C and fame. For a time, like Rapunzel, she was a i a v princess of the world. i l Then life got tangled. S y b y Tss t Succss h a p In 1976, 21-year-old Fondren was working as r a waitress in Beaumont when she took a vacation g o t to Las Vegas. She was approached by a contribut- o h ing photographer for Playboy magazine to pose p for him. “His girlfriend gave me his business >>

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card and I shot with him the next day,” working behind the camera, doing a vari- Fondren said. She was familiar with the ety of jobs including casting talent. magazine and didn’t hesitate to take the Later, Fondren trained and worked as opportunity. “I said, ‘Why not?’ I didn’t a post-surgical care specialist for some of give it any thought.” the most in-demand Beverly Hills plastic Though Fondren had monthly photo surgeons, a job she found very satisfying. sessions with photographer Robert For eight years, she helped patients re- Hooper, her picture didn’t appear in the cover from surgery. Fondren believes she magazine for almost a year. Meanwhile, would still be happily working in this role she continued to work as a waitress and if the recession hadn’t curtailed expensive married her boyfriend. elective surgeries. Around 2007, the work Fondren ocially became a Play- slowed down. “In the end, L.A. is a very mate as Miss September 1977, styled as expensive town to live in,” she said. Fon- “The Belle of Beaumont.” She was later dren decided to return home to Texas. selected as Playboy’s 1978 Playmate of the Year. Smooth and Styled The transition was initially dicult The Bright Lights for Fondren, who left friends and a During her first public promotion as a familiar lifestyle when she moved from Playmate at a Houston car show, Fondren Los Angeles in 2008. She attended the said she was stunned to see hundreds of Southeast Texas Career Institute in Sils- fans lined up for her autograph. “The first bee to gain her license as an esthetician, time I received fan mail, it was a gigantic and she worked briefly at a medical spa box, like you’d put furniture in,” she said. in Pasadena. In February, Fondren joined the faculty of her former school as an (Though the quantity has decreased over esthetics instructor, training students to the years, Fondren said she gets fan mail provide cosmetic beauty treatments. to this day.) She is thrilled with her new role. “I When she became Playmate of the didn’t know this was meant for me, but I Year, she embarked on a promotional took to it like a fish to water,” she said. “I world tour. “I traveled all over the world love what I do. I love encouraging young first class — limos, roses, tons and tons of roses, all sorts of media/TV/newspaper girls.”Fondren’s pride in the school and the interviews, meeting celebrities. I’ve gone nine months. Still Fondren, who is single, says that she’s “been married fewer times program is obvious. She raves about the everywhere I wanted to go. Not only did I campus and the new laser-tech program have fun and gain a degree of sophistica- then Liz Taylor.” Marriage, money and addiction troubles followed her Playmate the school will be oering. Looking back, tion, I made a lot of money — wish I had she views the decision to move home celebrity and took years for her to master. some of that now.” to Texas in a new light. “With the love Fondren experimented with a num- I have for what I’m doing now, it was a Knots and De-tangling ber of careers, including acting. She has blessing in disguise,” she said. But fame and its after eects extorted some credits for guest spots on TV shows Near her family, with her pet birds and a price. Her family disowned Fondren and a few movies. However, she realized cats and a job she is relishing, Fondren is for a year with no communication. early on that though she could adequately content. “I’m not ashamed of my past,” Though her family relationships were deliver a line, she was not true actress she said. “I had to work very hard, and I repaired, her first marriage lasted only material. She found that she preferred found things that I loved to do.” VIP

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Playmates then and now The hair ondren posed for that cite the static quality of Fondren’s trademark Playboy in what is the magazine as a reason for its throughout her modeling considered by critics decline. “It’s not as interesting a career and what caught the to be the heyday of magazine,” she said. “The girls eye of Playboy was her knee- the magazine. The now look somewhat the same to length blond hair. Yes, it was Fmagazine was then at its height me. We were all chosen because real, and Fondren said people for circulation and profit. we were so totally dierent from frequently tugged it to be “I consider it to be the funnest each other. It doesn’t look like a sure. time in Playboy history and so lot of eort is being put into it.” Fondren’s mother was a does Hef,” Fondren said, refer- Over 58 years, the Playmates hairdresser who often used

founder,ring to Hugh editor-in-chief Hefner, Playboy’s and chief inhave the also ’70s changed. they were Fondren looking said for withher daughter haircuts. to At experiment age 12, creative director. “Who doesn’t new and fresh models. They did Fondren begged her mother love the disco era?” background checks and wouldn’t to let it grow. By the time Fondren noted that later in have used a model who had she was 22, it was 58 inches the 1980s and 1990s, movie stars worked as an exotic dancer, for long. She said some of the and celebrities wanted to be on example. Also in that era, most other models teased her the Playboy cover to promote models were natural, whereas about looking like Cousin their careers. Playmates now go almost all recent models have It from The Addams Family. on to television or movies rela- a variety of augmentation and The extra long hair did force tively easily. “In my day, it was surgical enhancement, Fondren her to have upright posture, still a naughty little thing to do,” noted. As a sign of the times, she said. Fondren said. “It would be di- Fondren said that the ﬁrst thing She didn’t cut it by choice. cult to cross over into the motion she did with her ﬁrst Playmate By 1988, her hair reached her picture industry because they check was to get breast augmen- ankles. She had always col- wouldn’t take you seriously.” tation surgery, a decision that ored it blond. (Though blond But today, Playboy’s circula- caused trouble with Playboy. as a child, her hair darkened tion has dropped substantially. The money has increased in adolescence). She decided

haveVideo, taken internet their and toll television on all ceivedover time $10,000 as well. as Fondren a Playmate re- in ato redhead. experiment The with dye damagedbecoming magazine subscriptions, how- 1977. In 2006, the reported pay her hair so badly it had to be ever, Fondren agrees with critics was $25,000. cut, an emotional and trau- matic day for Fondren.

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TheJudds August 19 If you haven’t made it out to Winnie to experience Nutty Jerry’s, this may be the right time as one of the most successful acts in country music history, Naomi and Wynonna Judd make their only Texas stop on their farewell tour. Nutty Jerry’s, Winnie. Tickets $50, $70, $80, $100. (877) 643-7508 or www.nuttyjerrys.com. great dates in august { August } Merchant Soiree Tasting Beneﬁt for August 11 SomeOther Place AUGUST 4 This monthly traveling art sale has August 16 Creedence Clearwater Revisited quickly become a regular must on We love to eat, especially when it’s Nutty Jerry’s, Winnie. Tickets $25, our to do list as local artisans gather for a good cause.At the 9th annual $45, $65, $100. (877) 643-7508 or to sell handmade, repurposed or Tasting for Some Other Place, local www.nuttyjerrys.com. refashioned creations.This month’s congregations,businesses and event will be at the Logon Café and organizations will show off some of First Thursday at the Mildred feature live music by folk/country their favorite recipes in more than 5 to 9 p.m. at the corner of Calder and band Puente. 6 to 10 p.m. 50 food booths.All proceeds for this MLK in Beaumont. Dinner, drinks, live annual event will benet music and sidewalk shopping. Beaumont’s faith-based Speed Datingand Opera Beaumont mission,Some Other AUGUST 5 Singles Mixer August 26 Place. 5 to 7:30 Singles Only Social Mixer p.m.,Beaumont Opera Beaumont presents the 7 p.m. Features speed dating and August 5 Civic Center.(409) regional debut of The Diary of One comedian Brent Reed at Rockin’ A Sure, we’ve all been on a blind Who Vanished , a tale of a love affair 832-7976. Café, Beaumont. date, but how about 30 in a Admission is between a peasant boy and gypsy night? Social Savvy Connections $10 per person. AUGUST 6 is bringing speed dating to girl and all that he has to leave Beaumont, and it’s always a behind in the pursuit of Spindletop Rollergirls great way to meet other singles. love. Starring Lamar 7:30 p.m., Ford Exhibit Hall, Admission includes a cocktail, University’s Dr. Beaumont. (409) 951-5400. snacks and a standup routine Kerry Jennings Crystal Gayle by comedian Brent Reed … and Los Angeles and of course, all the dates you area MezzoSoprano Isle of Capri Casino and Hotel, could possibly want. 7 p.m. to Michelle Rice. 7:30 p.m. Westlake, La. (877) 475-3847. at the Art Museum of Southeast midnight, Rockin’ A Café, 3250 AUGUST 7 W. Cardinal Drive, Beaumont. Texas, Beaumont. Donation $10 at Tickets are $25 and $30 and must the door. (409) 239-7760 or www. Free Movie Night be purchased in advance. http:// operabeaumont.org “Son of Paleface,” 6:30 p.m., professionalsingles8511-eorg. McFaddin-Ward House Visitor Center, eventbrite.com/ Beaumont. (409) 832-2134.

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“World War I: The Final Battle” AUGUST 16 reception vip magazine Opening exhibit reception 2 to 4 Tasting for Some Other Place c r o s s w o r d p.m., Museum of the Gulf Coast, 5 to 7:30 p.m., Beaumont Civic Port Arthur. (409) 982-7000 or Center. (409) 832-7976. www.museumofthegulfcoast.org. AUGUST 19 Gladys City Forum 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1:30-3:30 p.m., Spindletop/ The Judds Nutty Jerry’s, Winnie. Tickets $50, Gladys City Boomtown Museum, 9 10 Beaumont. Visitors are invited $70, $80, $100. (877) 643-7508 or to oer input on the museum’s www.nuttyjerrys.com. 11 12 13 goals and share ideas for museum Gino Delafose

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Larry’s Old Time Trade Days School begins 21 22 23 Monthly ﬂea and antique market Lamar University and Beaumont featuring hundreds of vendors. ISD fall semesters begin. 24 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., I-10 at Exit 820, Winnie. (409) 296-3300 or AUGUST 24 larrysoldtimetradedays.com 25 26 Home Women’s Resource Gala Featuring Pam Tebow, mother of AUGUST 11 27 28 29 30 31 Heisman winner Tim Tebow. 7 Pioneering Women Luncheon p.m., MCM Elegante. Tickets $65 Annual fundraising luncheon, and $75. (409) 898-4005, www. 32 11 a.m., Holiday Inn & Suites, HopeWomensResourceClinic.org Beaumont, Tickets $40. (409) 842-1577 AUGUST 25 33 34 AUGUST 12 Jamey Johnson Nutty Jerry’s, Winnie. Tickets $25, Shontelle $40, $45, $65. (877) 643-7508 or Nutty Jerry’s, Winnie. Tickets www.nuttyjerrys.com. ACROSS $20, $35. (877) 643-7508 or www. nuttyjerrys.com. AUGUST 26 - 28 1 First name of the star in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button AUGUST 13 Kountze Trade Days 4 Imagine was his 1971 album (last Big Thicket Trade Days Grounds, name) Summer Family Arts Day Kountze. (409) 880-5667. 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Art Museum 9 The Hunt for Red October transport of Southeast Texas, Beaumont. AUGUST 26 10 The ___ starring Jet Li Create works of art by using 11 Beatle wife rst name recycled materials, discarded Faculty Exhibition 12 First name of the young star in E.T. 7 p.m. reception at the Dishman 14 __ and behold aluminum pie pans, wood scraps, DOWN fabric scraps, buttons, sequins and Art Museum at Lamar University, 15 Trademark, abbr. ribbons. Free. (409) 832-3432 or Beaumont. (409) 880-8959 or 16 What's left of me album singer, 1 Dream Girls singer www.amset.org. www.lamar.edu/dishman. Lachey 2 Pray 19 Best selling romance novelist, rst Opera Beaumont 3 Batman and Robin, e.g. Neighbors/Concerts in the Park name Janácek’s “The Diary of One 5 Last word of the Jason Lee sitcom 2 to 8 p.m., Magnolia Park, 2930 21 Part of a pen Who Vanished,” 7:30-8:30 p.m., 6 Can you hear me __? Gulf St., Beaumont. Snow cones, 23 Harry Potter's best friend Art Museum of Southeast Texas, 7 __ and off popcorn, cotton candy, face 24 Million dollar baby director Beaumont. Donation $10 at the 8 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance painting, jump stations, music, 25 ____ Jong door. (409) 239-7760 or www. kid star, last name games and prizes. Free. 27 Michael Jackson relative operabeaumont.org 13 Many, many years Comedian Carlos Mencia 31 Record company sounds like a 15 USC player 8 p.m. at the Delta Downs event AUGUST 27 safari animal, _____ Records 17 _____ Royale center in Vinton, Louisiana. 32 Be crazy about 18 Life story Movies in the Park Tickets are $40 and $50. www. 33 Hello! 20 Either’s alternate 7 p.m. showing of Toy Story deltadowns.com 34 Tomb Raiders star 21 Seattle is in this area of America 3 at Rogers Park, Beaumont. 22 Matt Damon's famous character Christopher Cross Free. (409) 838-3613 www. 25 Skirt or BMW? Nutty Jerry’s, Winnie. Tickets $20, beaumontrecreation.com 26 De La ____ $25, $35. (877) 643-7508 or www. nuttyjerrys.com. Champagne Room 27 Late-night host rst name The Gig, Beaumont. Cover $5 and 28 Much ___ About Nothing $7. (409) 839-8300. 29 Time 30 Perfect score for a gymnast Find answers on page 6

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friend of mine was ing day to day labor he endured, but our am serious. married to a Wiccan lungs may have been equally damaged Second, the motto for the Renegade witch. I never met — his from coal dust, mine from second Dinner is “Wild Caught, Shot & For- her, but, supposedly, hand smoke. aged.” It was the “Foraged” part that she could control the Of course, the next question is “why concerned me. The greens for the salad weather. He blames did I spend countless hours there when I were picked that morning at a local farm. El Nino on her. This Wiccan witch hated it?” The answer is “I have no idea.” Let me be clear, the items being picked Abelieved there is a balance in the It was like the baseball field in the mid- were not simply heads of lettuce, but universe between bad experiences dle of Iowa in the movie Field of Dreams. items that appeared to come from my and equally good experiences — so Why did dead baseball players show up? yard. Another fear: this is how the guy in do not get comfortable. Personally, I They did not know, but they had to go. “Into the Wild” died. do not assign to this worldview, but Everyone went to the “old” Pacesetter. Third, you sit at large tables with this philosophy does characterize my Was it the hope of seeing something that strangers and are served “family style.” entertainment experiences here. Very would be the lead story on the news that As each course comes, it is brought on bad and very good. night? Maybe. Fortunately, I survived a large platter and shared by the entire this ordeal. table. The goal is to be the last one to get Bad times Recently, I visited the New Pacesetter. the platter. Initially, everyone wants to To my chagrin, it is clean, remodeled and appear to be very democratic in the size What is the worst entertainment actually pleasant. The same cast of char- of their portions. When you are last, you experience I have had here? Glad you acters is there, but the threat of violence take it all. Your excuse is simply “well, asked. has diminished. we shouldn’t waste food that has been The “Old” Pacesetter. Ah, yes, the so delicately and artfully prepared.” If old Pacesetter, a bar situated in a strip Good times played correctly, you will be the Good mall next to a closed movie theater, Samaritan at the table. No one needs to across from a trophy shop, near a Mexi- What is the best entertainment expe- know your true motives. can restaurant and a Jiu-jitsu training rience I have had here? Glad you asked. Fourth, while her husband, John center. Location, location, location. Renegade Dinners. Yes, the name is Cobb, plays his guitar, Chef Monica A bar where you are guaranteed to not ideal to express the full experience, Cobb, in front of everyone, prepares each see a fight, hear the same forty songs you but it is exactly that — a “full experi- course. Snapper, Axis Deer, Pheasant, heard the last time you were there (un- ence” conducted by a chef, trained at the etc. At the same time, there is a possibil- less the DJ asked you to go to your car to Westlake Culinary Institute in California, ity a masseuse may be working some- bring in a CD), while the DJ interrupts who has worked at places like Spago and where in the room. the songs with obscure facts about the returned to Southeast Texas. Fifth, the evening is extraordinary. artists in between his two catch phrases: The first night I went, I was skeptical, You make new friends in a fun, casual “Ya’ll are looking good out there” and but I thought it would be a fun evening. environment, and, in my opinion, you “No drinking on the dance floor.” The First, you do not know where the dinner enjoy the best meal you will have in place was so poorly ventilated, if you will be held until that morning. The Beaumont. simply walked through, your only option original Renegade Dinner was in a build-

was to burn your clothing and be tested ing that once was a gas station. During Scott Renick is an Attorney in Beaumont, Texas. He for “Black Lung.” My grandfather was a dinner, there was a masseuse providing was the 2010 Press Club Winner for “Best Guest coal miner. I will never know the gruel- massages throughout the evening. No, I Column.”

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