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Vol. 80, No. 13 John Carroll Utliversity, University Heights, Ohio 44118 May 2,1991

Bernardo wins CN honor =·==

students at Carroll to see that by Chris Kazor alumni are actively involved. He News Editor believes that students and alumni need to interact. In this way he The Carroll News, in recogni­ feels that these students will tion of the contributions of the themselves grow to be loyal Alumni Office to John Carroll alumni. University, has named Pete Ber­ "The Alumni Office is inter­ nardo, the director of alumni re­ twined throughout the life of the lations, as The Carroll News student.," Bernardo said. "Person of the Year." This dis­ He points to the actions of cur­ tinction is awarded by the CN staff rent alumni who are involved in to acknowledge the most influen­ the recruitment of prospective tial person at JCU during the CarroU students. They also par­ academic year. ticipate in the Career Network, a Paul Kantz, the vice president program 10 find jobs for current of developmentatJCU, said, "You students. Scholarships have also have 10 look very far to find a been established by alumni so that Student Union president Joe person who loves John Carroll students from their area can auend Cimperman said, "Mr. Bernardo's more than Pete Bernardo. It's Carroll. dedication has brought about his­ more than a job, it's almost avo­ Bernardo's ties to Carroll are torical events like Homecoming cation for him." deep-rooted. He graduated from an:iJesuiticaUyessential programs Some students may not be fa­ Carroll in 1967, and received his like Project Gold." miliar with Bernardo, but almost masters here in 1972. Current senior class president I'~W~~~w' all arc influenced by his work. He served as the assistant MikeRyanagreed. "Pete Bernardo The Alumni Office has donated professor of military science from puts that extra effort in for the money and suppon 10 !he Student 1972- 1975. Hc leftforafewycars students," Ryan sa•cl. "He Lrul y t~~~~ Union and its programs, most but returned as the protiessor of cares about the programs here. He notably Project Gold. It has also military science in 1984. Heretired is quite a guy." established the Emergency Loan from this position in 1988 in order Bernardo was pleased to re­ Fund for students who need mon­ to Lake the job as director ofalumni ceive his award. His response etary assistance quickly when they relations. seemed typical of someone who r :=JI::lr,p:;:;:: arc faced with an unforeseen He enjoys his job here because emergency. he believes in Jesuit education and loves"I' mCarroll a bit assurprised," much as hehe does.said. ~~~~~~~~~~ This year Bernardo and the thinks that his job has meaning. "It almost seems a shame to get an Alumni Office were responsible "1 wanted 10 feel at the end of award for a job you love doing." for the block party during Home­ the day that 1accomplished some­ com in g. The party was successful thing for a larger good," he said. and seems sure 10 be a fixture for Many students agree that Board suspends LGS for one year years to come. Bernardo has indeed contributed by Anton Zuiker alcohol abuse. from this," said Farrell. "They Bernardo's personal goal is for to this "larger good." Also, contrary to what was re­ have conducted themselves admi­ The University Hearing Board ported in the April 18 Carroll rably, and I especially want to ruled April 25 that the sorority of News, the student was not drink­ commend the president., Aimee Project Gold earns LambdaGammaSigmawasguilty ing prior to the incident Zierolf, and pledge mistress Katie of hazing, and subsequently sus­ "I think LGS can and will grow Norton." pended LGS for a one year period. national merit During the suspension LGS can­ ~~--~~ not conduct any activities. After one year, the sorority will be un­ by Tara Schmidtke petition, including Project Gold, der probation for a year. News Editor headed by Joseph Cimperman, Student Union president, and Safe The April 9 hazing incident Project Gold has received a fJist Rides, headed by Michael Ryan, sent a freshman pledge to the hos­ place gold medal from the Coun­ senior class president. pital with a blood alcohol content cil for Advancement and Support "This award is a high honor of .265. A content of .10 is con­ of Education, which is a national and a real tribute to the work that sidered legally drunk. association. Joe, Mike, and the students have "LGS is suspended for one year. Every college in the nation be­ done," said Paul Kantz, vice presi­ Then they will have a year of longs to CASE, which sponsors dent of development. probation, in which they must competitions in different catego­ Cimperman stated that this perform alcohol related services, Keller supplies ries. award really belongs to everyone such as Alcohol Awareness community Project Gold won the award on the John Carroll campus. Week," said Joseph Farrell, dean for student programs which have "This award is a testament to of students. Farrell is also pla'l­ with spirit the aid of their alumni associa­ the generosity of the John Carroll ning to bring the paramedics that tions. student body," said Cimperman. aided the student to campus next Twenty-eight programs were "This award goes to every indi­ fall to speak to fraternaties and submitted nationally forth is com- vidual who has ever vol umecred." sororities about the severity of Page2 EDITORIAL The Carroll News, May 2,1991

The £drtorial Board of the Carroll News has selected a few stand ou:s from the john Carroll community to honor. We thtmk them ca ... for their efforts and encourage them to continue to pursue their [above and beyond the 11 standards of excellence. REV. JOHN P. SCHLEGEL, S.J. PROJECT GOLD After three years of serving the John Carroll University ~ --., In one year, Project Gold has established itself as a community, Rev. John P. Schlegel,S.J. will be moving on pillar in the community offering opportunities for JCU to serve as president of the University of San Francisco. students to participate in many service activities. Led by Schlegel has been a presence to the student body these the vision ofthe project's founder, Joe Cimperman, Project three years, especialI y the last. He lived in a residence hall, J Gold has blossomed into a well-supported service organi­ played racquetball with students, and celebrated mass at zation. Students have taken on the challenge. Senior Dave the Antioch retreats each semester. He was definitely a person for the Galvin took charge of Meals on Wheels, which boasts an enormous student students. His strength and stature will leave a void on the campus which participation level with students sacrificing their Friday meals for the will be hard to fill. homeless. Students travelled to Washington, D.C. to help at a nationally renowned shelter for the homeless, and closer to home they help at Malachi SENIOR MIKE RYAN House and St. Herman's House of Hospitality. These activities and more Mike Ryan represents a superlatively high level of have proved that JCU students are prepared to take the challenge of service, participation in student activities. His creative ideas and and Project Gold serves as a vehicle for students to be active in helping their solutions have placed him among those with a special community. calibre and vision. This year as Senior Class President, Ryan founded and led SafeRides, which has safely ATHLETIC ADVISORY COMMITTEE chaffeured many a Carroll student home. He also founded and served as the student committee head for the Big Brother/ Big Sister The whole campus is biking, stepping, lifting, in shon program. Along with Ron Oleksiak of Multicultural Affairs and Donna sweating themselves into better shape in the Ralph Vince Byrnes from Residence Life, Ryan brought 30 junior high school students Fitness Complex. We students have the Athletic Advisory to JCU for a weekend to give them a taste of college life. Committee (AAC) to thank for our sound bodies. No university funds were used for the construction of the Dolan MUlor East complex, and the over one quarter million dollars required were raised entirely by the AAC, which is composed of alumni and friends of the university. Additionally, the entire complex was completed in a speedy 18 months. It should be noted that even while recreating, JCU student are living up to at least one half of the Je uit ideal sans mens in corpore sano- a sound mind in a sound body.

THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT - --. The English Department is a source of academic vital· ity. With the hiring of published fiction writer Mark Winegardner and the assignment of "poet in residence" George Bilgere (who will arrive this fall), the department .Jhas shown to be a place of energy and innovation. The department's leaders, Dr. David LaGuardia and Richard Clancy have, over the past several years, assembled a staff of competent, popular instructors that enhanced an already experienced department. The addition of creative writing courses in recent years has greatly enriched the English curriculum. The department has also been responsible for bringing Changes That lVlay Or May Not Work to campus many important contemporary fiction writers and poets such as Abby Frucht, Tim O'Brien and appearing on May 16, Mark Helprin. This Nt'Ws ...... Chril J.

students. AIDS training is given to our Resident Assistants. blew Lhrough. I know Lhis may be a lot to ask, bUl. I'm Editorial innaccurate Literature has been distributed and made available. Ad­ willing to sacrifice the extremely nice "you are here" maps To Lhe Editor: ditional library funds have been budgeted for Lhe acquisi­ that appear in the Rccplex. I really must complain about Lhe inaccuracy of your tion of resource material. Grant proposals have been editorial cartoon of me in the April25 issue, which shows written and program funds sought. Speakers were offered Sincerely, me wearing a belt. I use suspenders. Thank you very much to each RA for floor presentations and discussions. Floor Joseph T. Lardic '91 for getting the bow tie correct. by floor educational programs were offered that included the Catholic and university positions on AIDS as well as W. D. Bookwalter '60 information on the use of condoms. AIDS posters sexist, racist This last item was the cause of Lhe second complaint. To Lhe Editor: The irate students in question impugn our Catholicity and This leuer is in response to the AIDS awareness posters Organ strikes sour note blame us fordoing precisely what !.he Carroll News editors posted in the Recplex. I happened to notice that one of the To Lhe Editor: blame us for not doing. Let me make clear that Mr. Jesse posters provided by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control Recently, it seems as though John Carroll University Lee, in offering these programs, was notacti ng "privately," depicted a woman from Lhe waist down wil.h her legs has been plagued with numerous problems. but as a member of campus ministry and thus of the crossed. The message basically stated that to prevent AIDS •Fr. Lavelle rtx;ently sent a letter out to JCU students, administration. I was previously informed of and approved abstinence should be practiced. Yet other posters Lha~ pleading with them to write to their representatives in of Lhe content of his talks and Lhe literature distributed at depicted a young male by his locker promoted condom use hopes of keeping state funds available at JCU. them. They conform to bol.h Lhe AIDS education policy of to prevent AIDS. •Tuition is continuing to rise and has risen over 112% in John Carroll University issued by Father Lavelle {13 Being distinctly aware of how advertisers manipulate the past 12 years. October 1987), and to the "Guidelines for Teaching about images, these posters show distinct sexual stereotyping. •Several organizations are faltering due to a lack of AIDS and Contraceptives in Lhe Diocese of Cleveland" Women should be "good little girls" and keep Lheir legs adequate funds. issued by Bishop PiJia (3 April 1987). The policies clearly crossed to prevent AIDS, while men should protect them­ Yet, while all of this economic hardship is going on, recommend abstinence as Lhe only really safe option, selves with condoms. Other posters depicted drug dealers JCU still finds Lhe funds for installing a $225,000 organ in medically as well as morally; but they permit giving in a type of hazy image. One could clearly see that Lhese our chapel. We are also able to find the funds for expensive information about condoms where people cannot or will males were most likely eil.her black or Hispan1c. stained glass windows and stations of Lhe cross. While all not accept abstinence as an option; and they distinguish It is important Lhat institutions which choose to put up of this decor may be seen as great tools for giving JCU a between information about condoms and a recommenda­ these AIDS awareness posters realize that the images cultured appearance, I think we need to ask ourselves: Are tion for condoms. portrayed on them uphold stereotypes which may be seen we really doing what is best for the university, or are we Had our irate students actually attended a presentation by some as offensive. Maybe if we boycoLL this ktnd of simply striving to boost our egos? I realize that funds were or asked Mr. Lee about iL, Lhey should have learned what he stereotyping, advertisers such as those who work for the donated, and we can't force people to give money in a said. At least Lhey appear to have some commitment to U.S. Centers for Disease Control will stop delivering Lhese specific way. However, I feel that JCU has been doing an Christian values and seem to have risen above the student images. inadequate job of focusing financial attention where it is body's general apathy in regard to AIDS. If students today needed. The common student need<; help, but little is to be hope to reach their 30th birthday , they need more of that Christ ina Tru,al '9 I found at this art gallery operation. commiunem and less of Lhat apathy.

David Hutzel '92 Peter J. Fennessy, S .J. Original bands exist at JCU Vice President and Director of Campus Ministry To Lhe Editor: To the Editor: This letter is in response to Julian Sevillano's Apnl 18 I noticed at ma'>S on Sunday that Lhe new organ has been Dual roles inappropriate at JCU article in the Carroll News, "Battle breeds imttation." I assembled in St. Francis Chapel. It is not only very cum­ To Lhe Editor: would like to point out that, although you may not find the bersome looking, but also an ostentatious display for a Being a senior here at John Carroll, I have been lucky Eddies to be original, the band docs perform songs which college chapel. enough to be a participant in Division III al.hlelics. I have they have wntlen Lhemscl ves, and did perform at least one I have heard the organ was donated to the school, but also been unlucky enough to witness Division III athletics. original at Lhe Battle of the Bands. what was the cost of assembling it? For that matter, how John Carroll seems to have a lot of confusion surround­ I invite Mr. SeviJJano and all readers who are interested much did we shell out for the lovely stained glass windows ing its athletic program. One major confusion is the identity in original music (played by JCU students) to see the all­ that decorate our college chapel? of the coaches. More than half of Lhe coaching staff coach original hard rock band, Mr. Nice Guy. I encourage readers Now I will move on to the ornate stations of the cross. another sport. The tennis coach is a football coach. The golf to support local, original music, and I hope to see many of Not simple, traditional wood, but rather trendy, colorful art coach is the head basketball coach. The soccer coach is the you at a show. deco. assistant basketball coach. The head football coach acts as The chapel is becoming a showplace for whimsical an athletic director in Lhe off season. The head baseball Rob Fargo '94 artistic caprices. Is this the mission of a Catholic institu­ coach used to be the head football coach (Have you got it Guitarist for Mr. Nice Guy and Jonzday tion- to accumulate material possessions for a small straight yet?). college chapel, rather than redonating them to an inner city A simple solution would be to get qualified persons at parish? I'm sure that organ could have found a much more each position instead of dividing one person into two or Carroll students good as gold appropriate home elsewhere. three jobs. After all, my calculus professor wasn't my To the Editor: In a university Lhat has community service as an ideal, English professor. It has been said Lhat people without vision will soon the reality of the situation is this: we foolishly are wasting Another major confusion is the identity of the players. perish. This past year is proof-positive Lhat the John our time and energy on aesthetic pursuits. Football here at Transfer U. (as it's known to OAC teams) Carroll student body is fully alive. Project Gold began in This examp le~ihown by campus ministry, of all depart­ seems to bring players who did not like Division I for September of 1990. In its first nine months of existence, ments, is not shedding light on an already shady situation. whateverreason. It also seems that Lhcy disappear after the 696 students volunteered over 10,000 service hours and season. Where Lhey went nobody knows (NFL maybe?). fed over 3,000 people. Patrick Palleschi '91 Basketball players have a hard time finding their identity Students painted a soup kitchen, packed 50 turkey but most have found it in theJCU intramural league. Tennis baskets for needy families, and spent a weckatthe nation's players are throwing bombs while soccer players arc play­ largest homeless shelter. Over 2,000 people donated their Fennessy responds to letter ing a man-to-man defense. meals to Meals-on-Wheels and helped feed the homeless. To the Editor: The last major confusion is where the money goes. Malachi House, a home for the economically disabled Hardly was the ink dry on a Carroll News editorial (21 Every sport got a linle luxury due to the success of the terminally ill, was completely cleaned weekly. In all, the March, p. 2) scolding the administration for doing nothing football team. The weight room arrived into the 20Lh student body has lived up to LheJesuit ideal of compassion about AIDS than two irate students blasted us in a letter to century and the new turf is real neat. The problem is that and service. the editor (18 April, p.3) for doing too much. there are a few things that have been ignored over Lhe years Thank you to all those who helped. John Carroll While much r<~mains to be done by all, it is simply not that could use some attention. The tennis courts have University has it's most valuable asset in all of you. true that nothing is being done. Policies and procedures chuckholes in them and perhaps the fourth racquetball have been adopted. Talks have been offered to staff and court could use some touching up after construction crews Joe Cimperman '92 Page 4 FORUM The Carroll News, May 2,1991 Schlegel reflects on past year, looks forward to next arc three I share with you. First faculty, staff and administration, one another in the face of conflict­ those points that the enduring by Rev. John Schlegel, S.J. off, you should be most grateful collecti vely are the most student ing views; I sense the fears of a themes of Jesuit education come Academic Vice President for this place and a place and free­ oriented I have seen at four sister tightened job market; I see an in­ into play. And in your personal As you prepare for fi nals, dom it offers. That it costs you institutions. Everything is never creased participation in commu­ moments ofr eflection you can see pack.mg and good-byes, spare a dearly, is and is not the point That "right" all the time, but more things nity service; and I hear of having them. You can see that we try to few moments for reflecting on the thisenvironmentprovidesasetting are right here than are not right! to push deeper into pockets to teach you how to trunk, not what year past. Il bas been a good year for your education is the central On another level, I reflect on support this quality of education. to think, to be constructi vely criti­ for JCU and, hopefully, for you. reality. Few schools do that better the world. external to this campus, These two worlds intersect, the cal and responsible for your ac­ Not every class was a winner, not than JCU. While all is not yet which expressed a yearning for world ofJCU and the ..real " world. tions. That we prepare you to be every meal gourmet, not every re­ complete, the University provides freedom that restructured Eastern And it is at those points of inter­ competent professionals who will lationship lasting, and not every new facilities, upgraded services Europe, a world at war and now section that your experiences and make decisions with a reasoned evening quiet But on balance it and an always handsome campus. haunted by its tragic aftennath, a education become most authen­ ethical behavior; that we hope to has been a good year. The people you work with are world of economic recession and tic. When the mind is stretched by make you comfortable with the Of my own reflections, there generous, loyal and caring. The increased domestic crime and a new idea and the heart is smitten change, IO equip you with the abil­ violence. In the world of John by a new ideal. When the theory is ity to read the "signs of the times" Carroll I reflect on students put into practice; when the rheto­ and to welcome multicultural di­ Coed Dolan kills tradition, learning tolerance and teaching ric is Jived out in behavior. It is at versity. And in all of this 10 create creates new party dorm in you the desire to be women and men who serve others and in do­ Dolan, they may not be happy ing so, change society for the bet­ there. ter. This year I have witnessed the According to Scott Ranger, enfleshment of these ideals in the assistant director of housing, increased participation in com­ there are several good reasons munity service, in a revitalized why Dolan should be made coed. student union, in the "teach-ins" First. men require a better RA to and discussions surrounding the student ratio. Dolan has a l to Gulf war, in your conversations, 70 RA to student ratio, whereas in residence hall life and in the Sutowski has a 2 to 65 ratio. classroom. This ratio is more conducive to Finally, my reflections take me controlling the antics that may to this point in time when I prepare by Mark S. Shearer occur in an all-male dormitory. to leave JCU for San Francisco. I Maybe they should paint the Mr. Ranger doesn't want do so grateful for what I have girls' floors in Dolan pink, this womcm to feel apprehensive learned these past three years and miplbelpridlheWJdi.qof its about livingin Dolan hall. There graaeful for the people I have met. o1d reputation as a place of dis­ will be some "revisions" to prayed with, played with, Laught gustandlll-reputewherethemen Dolan to make it more appeal­ and worked with. Tennyson wrote were men and the RAs were ing to women. Ranger realizes that.. "I am part of all that I have scared. I really don't mind the that there is a major concern met/Yet all experience is an arch ideas that have come out of with how to "deal with the This cartoon, reprinted from tbe Unil'ersily of San Francisco where through/Gleams that housing lately, but pedulps they smell." He cited that Pacelli Foghorn, shows problems which Fr. Schlegel will face in his untraveled world. .. " lbatcertainly are changing too mucb too soon. was once an all male dormitory, new role as USF president. bas been my experience at John I mean, making Dolan coed, isn't but it was cleaned up. They hope Carroll and for that I thank you. this ruining a bit ofCarroll tradi­ that a similar job can be done to tion? Dolan has been all male Dolan. ever since its consttuction in As of 4:15 on April29, 1991 Candy, cars, cartoons, and more 1955. Why are they changing it there were only three women's now? rooms talcen, and only four by Chuck Beilstein sound just like Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson from One reason why it may be men's rooms talcen. After the Forum Writer the B-52's, sing: "The juice is loose. The juice is changed is because tbemen have 4:30 bousing sign-up I saw a loose ...." Maybe the new partners on "L.A. Law" been too dcsuuctive in it Hous­ friend. Cathy Spicer, who said: Those things you think of when you're falling will open next season with these cases. (?) ing may be thinking," Well, if "Mark,guesswhat.I'mgoingto asleep. Or alone at the bus stop. In the middle of a Toyota also cheezed me off with their "Leave it we put women in Dolan, maybe be stuck in Dolan next year. I depressingly slow lecture. Do you know of what I to Beaver" black and white fiasco. First off, Eddie it will calm the place down." guess it won't be too bad, as speak? Haskell (the Steve Urkel of our parents' generation) There is a problem with thls long as they clean the place up . Try this on for size: The Fruity Pebbles cereal ads narrates. Why? Was this guy such a star? Then they theory, though- I doo't know .. especially the bath rooms." starring Fred Aintstone and Barney Rubble. Fred's show a couple of clips that I'm sure are making the any women who want 10 live in Yes, there are pros and cons always sitting around munching the neon-colored actor who played Ward Cleaver roll over in his Dolan. To quote one .uhappy to changing the living situation, sugar balls when his cleverly-disguised neighbor grave. I can't believe this show has become so big Carroll Fraulein, '1 would never but will these changes make the Barney comes in and cons Fred out of breakfast a part of Americana. They even run new ones on live in Dolan Hall! It would talce students happier? I guess the Over the years we've seen Barney as an old lady, an some sorry cable station owned by Ted Twner (the them a year to clean up the only thing to do now is to live alien, and a detective. My question is: If Barney can agent of television evil). And I think every show on stench." with the change for at least a shell out $15 to rent·these outfits or even more to Fox, as well as that blockbuster movie "Back to the I understand that there are yeal', and see how things tum make or buy them, why the@$#% doesn't he talce Beach," has featured a cameo by Jerry "the Beaver" several good reasons 10 change out the money down to the supennarket and buy five or Mathers, despite the fact that he can't act. the all male dormitory to One female RA hoping to six boxes of Pebbles? Does this reflect an imbal­ And speaking of "Back to the Beach," avoid it at Sutows.k.i. For one, it is further snag one of the big RA rooms in anced economy in Bedrock? all costs. The cast reads like a who's who of enter­ away from the Quad, and there Dolan was very optimistic about There are two companies which are practically tainers Satan birthed to punish those of us who watch would be Jess damage to the the situation. Despite the opti­ begging 10 be sued for their ads: Toyota and Starburst too much TV. First off, I dido 't realize that Annette grounds, at least where most mism. it is going to be interest­ The Toyota one features a really big guy strapped to was such a sad old Maybelline clad Tammy Fae people can see them. ing 10 see wether or not the in­ a menacing-looking electronic chair which takes Baklcer wannabe. And Frankie trying to be a hunk at But no mauer what reasons famous hall will Jose its reputa­ him on a mental journey in a 4x4 truck. It screams our fathers' age is too much (Rod Stewart is the only you may come up with, it may tion a;s the pany center of cam­ "Total Recall" (although the chair also reminds me guy who comes anywhere near pulling it off). not be worth it if you cannot get pus. 11. will also be interesting to of that evil foot surgery motif). The other court­ Well, it's about time for me to step down off my women to live in Dolan. If you see if the old Dolanites will all bound ad has some waves carrying Starburst candy soapbox. I'm gonna go try to figure out this Kurt must force the women into move to Sutowski as expected. splashing all over the place while two women, who Russell as a child actor in Disney movies thing. The Carroll News, May 2, 1991 NEWS Page 5 Byrnes explains new housing SU appoints advisor

and students is too large. How­ mission," said Byrnes. ''Visita­ by Kristy Anderson by Taro Schmidtke ever, they needed to find a place tion hours and the installment of a News Editor for the men to go and eventually senior floor need more permission Li~ Heckman, Pjrector of The housing changes imple­ decided upon Sutowski. than we were able to get in the Swdent Activities w~appoimed mented by the Residence Life "We made these particular time that we had." as the mtXIcrator of the. Student Office for the 1991-92 year were changes for two reasons." said The frceLing of the flfSt floor Union at the Student Union meet· not intended to cause consternation Byrnes. "Sutowski is always the ofMilloris not so much to integrate ing on Apri130. 1991. amongst the residents, according last coed dorm to fill up, and by the freshmen as to ensure enough According to Heckman. her to Donna Byrnes, Director of malcmg Dolan coed, more women room for them. The Residence duues as mQderawr of the Student Residence Life. will be on the quad." Life Office 1s not yet able toobtam Uoion will include t\dvising tbe "We are uying to offer as many Dolan will be cleaned up and the exact ratio of the incoming Smroblcm!\ the street" be made. coed dorm open, in case there is a which may arise. The housing changes consist The alcohol free floor was disproportionate amount of one Heckman was selected by a of making Sutowski an all male implemented in response to a sur­ gender. special cornminee of the SU. dorm, Dolan a coed dorm, estab­ vey given to the residents. The According to Byrnes, these .· ;'We were lQOkingtprJ.J>e·rsort lishing an alcohol free floor in results of this survey showed that changes arc merely an aucmpt to {w6o was going to meef~. :Chat.. MiUor and freezing the flfSt floor enough students were interested satisfy aU people involved as well lcn.ge ot the Swdent Union,rt said of Millor on the Bernet side in an alcohol free floor to establish as malcing the system work. Joo Cilnpennan, the preSident of Reasons for these changes were one. SincethethirdfloorofMillor "If these changes don't work, the StUdent Uniott ~'l'thu1k L~ baSdeniOO~ani;;.;;~.. -. based on a variety of factors, ac­ is relatively smaU and free from next year we'll make a change," .. -_ . . *b~-.;,;._Qil4.n~M~J cording to Byrnes. much traffic, it was deemed the said Byrnes. .~~·~()i}}YtO~i)!~·'"• ...... ~ . :-: ••••• -~~.-:-:-~ ...,ot;":" •• -~ Residence Life has been at­ most logical choice. tempting to malce Dolan coed for "This (alcohol free floor) was three years. in order to prevent it the only change we could malce in Poplar to address Senior Class from becoming an aU frestunen response to the survey without donn where the ratio between staff administrative approval and per- as 1991 Miller Orator scholarly. This year's class by Moe McGuinness beenanR.A.forthepasttwoyears I showed excellent participation." Stoff reporter and cunently writes for The "A lot of seniors don't know Ca"oll News. His future goals earn ptis 11ews briefs David Poplar, a resident assis­ much about the future," said are to go to graduate school and to tant in Bernet Hall. was chosen to Poplar, in regard to his speech. work for the university. be this year's Millor Orator and ''They arc scared. This is my "My speech is a cross between Vig remembered: The fresh­ Social tlaought: Dr. David J. will therefore represent the senior attempl to calm lheir fears." Dr. Scp.t. end Walt WhibDan." man class will hold a dedication O'Brien. a professor of history at class at graduation. Poplar was split end for the said Poplar. ..,, is seriom yet ceremony in the memory of Chris the College of Holy Cross in Twenty-three seniors applied t __ ....:: '!_ t _ _ ~·' t : _ ·,. U U: t _ Vig on Friday, May 3 at 3 p.m. Worchester, Massachusetts, spoke for this honor by writing a three Vig, a former John Carroll Uni­ at John Carroll University on Sat­ minute speech which was judged versity freshman, died in an auto­ urday, April 27. O'Brien's lec­ on content, grammar, and deliv­ mobile accident on Feb. 2. ture, entitled "1 00 Years of ery. The panel which made this The dedication will consist of CatholicSocialTeaching:AProud decision was composed of Fr. Hassle-Free the planting of a tree along with Legacy. A Cballenging Future". Schlegel, Lisa Heckman, and the the placement of a rock with an commemorated the IOOth anni­ senior class officers. inlaid plaque bearing an inscrip­ versary of Rerum Novarum. "All of the speeches were Cl1ecki11g. tion. Thecea:mony will talce place RerumNovarum isapapalencyc­ unique to each individual," said between Rodman Hall and Dolan lical by Pope Leo Xfll which is Lisa Heckman, DirectorofStudent Hall, but in the case of rain it will considered the flfSt major state­ Activities. "Some were light­ : I ·, \ ', \ ' be held in St. Francis Chapel. ment on Catholic social thought hearted while others were very _, - MT 6 VOftSDU - ICIIT I fttl>olY IUY JQ •NoiDOD1blyserva~

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language. With its frulure, Que­ bilingualism, many English­ disruption to them." Quiz by Patrick McGill bec seems ready to break away speakers would not learn French, It is th1s belief that has lasted World View Editor from Canada and become Its own and Lh1s harmed relations between for years Lhat has pushed Quebec nation. the two. to the brink of secesston from Canada, our nctghbor to the Tv.o ·~ Canada's provincial federation. north, is drownin~ in a sea of John 1 h e Clyde Wells, in an tnterv1ew problems that are Lhrcatenmg to Carroll French with Maclean· s said, "If you cre­ tear Lhe counLry apart. p r o · Canadi­ ate a special Status for any prov­ Prime Mtnister Bnan f e s . ans so­ ince [Quebec), it is only a matter of gunfire ...... ~_)', ,,,. Mulroney's party is enjoying new sors of cialized of time until you destroy Lhe fed­ mcnung '1'{obQQy lows in public opmion polls, due p h i . w i t h eration." Wells, premier of New­ l'm not goiag..t0 W~lntiffii:,;· in large part to the recently en­ loso­ them - foundland, was instrumental in dated.'' acted Goods and Services Tax P h y, selves defeating the Meech Lake Accord. a. Connon Aquino b. (GST). The GST is an extra 7% D r . and the Wirkus and Thomson both sec Beoa1jr Bhutto c. Violeta Lax on top of the normal sales tax. Brenda English an end to Canada as we know it. Chamorro d. Nancy Reagan The counLry. like the Untted Wirkl.IS -aropi>KbyllnlnBoJtCDilno Canadi­ "I definttely think they'll 3. Iraqis this week eel~ St.ates, is faced with a recesston and Paul Thomson, spent Lime in ans sociall7.ed w1Lh themselves," separate," said Wirkus. ebrated lheend of-~~­ and a shrinking economy. Cana­ dtfferent areas of Canada in the said Wirkus of her college experi­ "It is a foregone conclus1on rationing. dians are also dissatisfied wtth the early 80's. ence. that Quebec will separate," noted a. food b. gasoline e. recently passed U.S.-Canada free Thomson lived in Nova Scoua Often she was used as an ex­ Thomson. water d. toilet paper; trade agrccmcnL and Ontario, bolh heavily English ample to show that even Ameri­ He added Lhat the dialogue has 4. reclusive Canada also suffers from a speaking provinces. Despite that, cans knew more French than the changed from how to stop sepa­ aUthor of CMcher in the fi.ye. national identity crisiS. As U.S. "bilingualism was looked on as a supposedly bilingual English Ca­ ration to negotiations on how to tefused a creati.veans·-a.wara citizens ride a wave of unprec­ good thing," he said. The Que­ nadians. divide the nationaJ debt, how to from Bntndeis. Uni edented populanty, almost 40% becers wished that French would According to Thomson, despite set up borders, and how to deter­ a. Harper Lee ofCanadians arc not"proud"to be be on equal par with English bilingualism, "English is the lan­ mine a currency. UP for the removal of Iraq from equal, international, unilateral de­ scope of issures addressed by lhc York City. act·cptcd the open po John P. Slhlegd. S.J. Kuwait last Tuesday [Dec 4}. fensive force to deter further ag­ Student Union 10 show that we s1tion of .lcallcmlcc vice pn:•d• The bill, subnuucd by [former] gressiOn in the region. have a rcspons1btlity not only to dent of John Carroll University. Vol. 80, No. I; ./an. 17 SU President Dave Averill, asked "I wanted to encourage stu­ bcanadmtmstrative body but also for the continued enforcement of dents to take an active role m to be a voice of the students." Drugs confiscated from the economic sanctions currently affecting a decision that wtll in Vol 79, No. 11; Dec. 6 Miller Hall resident Six bags of marijuana were by Elmer Abbo Oi 'illper~!h ~~Vear Ill confiscated, according to Joe -c~pture~v~~ u" ..{..j RevJe\v A Millor Hall resident with­ Farrell, dean of students. Farrell drew from John Carroll Univer­ visited the resident Saturday p[,tl~i(len~~ -»- Student Union sity this past Monday [Feb. 11) cvening,at which time the student ,.; ._... .,..::;;;:;:;;-:;:-:..« - .. ',, ..•~--.-~:::;T.~':::~ ;'!: :,;.;....--..-,..-.,...;-:---=-~--- after having been found with complied to Farrell's request to ' ·wpy.rAnce corte:w.Jf&:'%~~\, . ·. f »-·· by Alf9!;:F.mte possession of marijuana. temporarily leave the campus ;,. ·w,Vt4ews Editor ., =~·Jr:'~==:=·,. . ~~r.!ris#;SdDI'L ·· studcru ~Wrth'~ ~~-N-ew_s_ECtit_.or ___ .,. According to Donna Byrnes, until Monday. yeat, SID! ..~npertnan. 1 · ,,, director of housing, an mstitu­ Farrell met with the student $Udent body me with Uti.ion 1be elected contentrnent 501 foe. and me:\· The Student Senate tionalscarchofthestudent'sroom and his father Monday morning. 10 dtis passed last Tuesday new Stndem Union E"eclrtive ddire Ser¢ our goal, year a bill {March was conducted on the afternoon Farrell said the student with­ 5) the convention Off~ last Tuesday [Feb}J9]. will ~a~Otno fegrcts." · reconunenditlg of Saturday, Feb. 9. A search drew from the University aft.er Joe ~M}i~an woo $.e: !!,§si~ The SU .=.Senatt ~l.SQ voUld irt of a committee to discuss tbe re-- warrant for illegal drugs was consultation from his father. dcntial:Q~eet,ver.Jcff.S"~# \be. SU,_ ~~~.:~ ...:."'. . and ~~_,)=.\.:if Vi_$ion of.coed._·..... 'W _Wlation 1\Qut · gifdifM.Jiiuib~~~ tori Pot~t;~n ror secrewy;··::.. ~policies. ·~=: r= presented to the student. Vol. 80. No.5: Feb. 14 vice presidency, and fudy UncontesteIf· rule$~ ()Utdi.ed, . next week. ing." =~"*'~- . ,_;:i, The complex is a three step ~ '*· · .·.. Vol. 79,#6:;.1; Sept. 6.1991 process which JCU Athletic Di- Vol. 80, No. 1; Jan. 17 Page B EDITORIAL The Carroll News Year in Review, May 2, 1991 The Unive!rsity University needs must take action in harassment council A university should be the first place to chal­ AIDS education lenge all prejudices and the last place where At a Jesuit university such as Carroll, emphasis ·1 intolerance is bred. However, the racial climate is rightly placed on advocating the church's po­ at Carroll indicates that prejudice and intolerance sition about sexuality issues. However, the ul­ flourish. Many blatant racial harrasment inci­ timate choice is a personal value judgement made dents occur each semester, and many black stu- by the individual student. Perhaps in the ideal dents report that every day they encounter people world, students would choose to abstain from sex who question their right to be here. until they are married and mutually faithful to an The school needs an advisory council to moni­ uninfected partner. However, in the real world, tor the racial atmosphere. The council should be students die from AIDS [Acquired Immune De­ responsible for receiving and investigating ficiency Syndrome]. Students take complaints, coordinating campus cultural educa­ tion and operating as the first link to a support initiative in service system for campus victims of racial harassment. With a renewed interest in the As JCU becomes more racially sevice to humanity, John Carroll balanced, tensions will only in­ students are brilliantly shedding the crease ifdrastic steps are not taken mantle of 80's selfishness and don­ to diffuse this potentially volatile ning the cloak of volunteer efforts. situation. It is Carroll's Giving their time at mass, stu­ Editorial responsiblity to promote an envi- dents serve as musicians, lectors, ronment where acceptance of dif­ and sacristans. The Antioch and Freshmen Re­ ferences are allowed, where all students may treats are organized and offered by students. comfortably learn, free of attacks on their dignity. Carroll students feed the hungry at the Epiphany Vol. 80, No.2; Jan. 24 How Catholic Schools Deal With Condoms Hunger Center, build shelter for the homeless Ultimately, they key to stopping AIDS is pro­ through the Hough Project, and care for the viding students with the means to do so. The battered during the CARE retreat. Last year saw multitude of recent educational activities spon­ the formation of Pax Christi John Carroll, Stu­ sored by such groups as the Office of Student dent Advocates for the Environment and with the Life, the Student Union and the Sociology stan of the fall semester, Project Gold came to Deptanment is a tremendous beginning. But a campus. few weeks in a year is not going to solve the The selfless current running throughout the problem. The disease called AIDS soes not Carroll community is truly commendable, espe­ confine itself to convenient time frames. JCU cially in reference to our historical tradition. The needs to employ a trained counselor, as they have component of service and volunteer efforts has promised, equipped to answer students' ques­ always played an instumental role in the use and tions about AIDS and other sexually transmitted intensity of a liberal education in the context of diseases, to discuss with students their sexuality the Jesuit tradition. and morality and to coordinate seminars and Yet there is so much more. So long as there are Senate undermines lectures. When students understand how AIDS men, women and children homeless and hungry relat!s to them, they can combat it. not more than five miles away from the Carroll own authority The role of a Jesuit education is to guide paradise, there will be action to take. The Student Senate committed parliamentary students in improving their minds, bodies and Project Gold will continue to glitter. suicide this last Tuesday [Dec. 6]. At hand was a spirts, to provide the direction they need to em­ It will snow in Wickliffe in April. resolution presented by David Averill, SU bark on lives of integrity and compassion, to help And Carroll students will continue to reach out president, that, if passed, would declare that the them seize their futures and change their worlds. to accomplish the selfless and humanitarian John Carroll Student Union "does not support A Jesuit educaiton does nothing for a Carroll service that will make them shine like a band of aggressive means for the removal of Iraq from student who dies from AIDS. light. occupied Kuwait" and calls on President George Vol. 80, No. 10; March 21 Vol. 79, No.3; Sept. 20 Bush to pursue a peaceful solution to the crisis. Debate on the resolution itself was quickly ear itt \1'ho.f am • • muddied by comments from some senators, such ~ Hevie\v J doin

I scarecrow, the lion, and the tirunan. Together, as we shared our experiences and back- we, many tunes, find ourselves say- Through our college experiences, instructors, we would like to take this opportumty to thank grounds, we were empowered by the trial. the ordeal ing the words ''hello" and "goodbye." we have been able to achieve wisdom. you We smcercly admit that we could not have done this and tribulation. for they enabled us to sec the light at the Today, graduates, we fmd ourselves like the scarecrow, whether it be in alone. We would not be here this afternoon without your end of the tunnel and the bcginnmg of a new horizon. saying hello and goodbye with spe­ classes or about ourselves or others. support, your encouragement. and your love. We bolstered onward to meet our final conflict. Lhe cial meaning· somewithtears,some We have also gained the courage. hke To my fellow classmates: we have come to the end of a severe test of one's res1licncy and character. ft was Lhe with laughter. the lion, to take risks and learn from journey. We have surpassed the crucible. The crucible can resiliency that allowed us to accept the challenge from I But just as there are opposites in our successes and failures both inside be defined as a trial, an ordeal, a tribulation, or a severe test. John Carroll and to take responsibility for our indi­ the world, whether it is fast or slow, andoutsideoftheclassroom. We have Ithasbeenallofthosethingstomanyofus, r.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,..----.l vidual de.~linics. No more are we the happy or sad, we re­ been fonunate to be yet we have persevered to make our dream f srune, for we have changed. We have peatedly say hello und touched by the lion a reality. aye WithStood the trial, conquered the or- goodbye through the of those in the John We have withstood the trial when the deal, endured the tribulation and sur- special events we ex­ Carroll family, as did odds seemed to be stacked against us, and D It passed the severe test. perience in our lives. the tinman, as well as the amount of homework so staggering that ,. a 0 0 Some of us may believe that we can Today we say give of ourselves on many of us sat up many mghts- alone, nowlcaptallbuildingsinasinglebound. goodbyetoourstudent campus and in the burnmg the midnight adrenal in while the But. let us refrain from this attitude. Let I. D.'s, the events community. rest of the world was sleepmg- knowing the alarm was set us humbly remember how we ach1eve victory over Lhe sponsored by organizations on cam­ We have each been inspired by II to ring at daybreak. We learned, and we withstood the aial crucible. As we leave our beloved school. our crucible pus, the dorm life, the commuter life. many individuals and events whether because we knew that others had overcome the struggle and will no tend here We will start another journey and take buying books in the bookstore, and it be through our families, professors, lived to tell the tale. on another cruc1ble- our challenging community in fmally,ourpark.ingperntits. We also and classmates. 'Through these many We soldiered onward to success by conquering the times of a troubled world So. let us use the values we are faced with Lhe reality of saying contacts, we have been able to achieve ordeal. We can all attest to the fact that John Carroll IS have built and the experiences we have formed here at goodbye to both acquaintances and a goal ofcompleting our college years. famous for putting theory into action. We conquered the John Carroll for the bencrment of the community. 1 good friends whom we have cried These qualities of wisdom, cour­ ordeal when we learned to apply new-found knowledge to So. I ask you, the members of the 1991 graduating with, laughed with, struggled with, age, and love are mere! y a foundation the "real world"because we knew that aneducauon w1thout class of John Carroll to ratse your right hand and repeat and exalted with. that we have established in living our practical application was simply rhetoric. after me: I will work as hard as 1 can to make this world Even though w<:cannot take these college days. These qualities or gifts We have found that. withstanding the trial and conquer­ a better place than 1 found it ... only then will I believe many comrades with us physically will aid us to follow yellow brick ing the ordeal was merely stepping stones. As we moved that I have succeeded. to Pittsburgh, Buffalo, Chicago, roads that lie ahead. slowly from the dark side of ignorance to Lhe light side of In parting, I congratulate you on your suCNess and Michigan, Nebraska, or even Cleve­ There is a Land of Oz awaiting knowledge, we learned the importance of a good education. wish you the best of luck. Farewell. land, we cen hold our home of John each one of us. Our days at John Carroll Universicy close to our hearts Carroll may be out numbered, but the Here we are to carry on with us in our future. memories linger on. No days will be along with this reali1nt1on comes rc ' face the world that walls for us. A Today we say hello to many new quite like these. Today is onl y the on the brink of entering that ''real sponsibi1ity fo r our future. wm ld wh1ch has w,messcd unprcc - world" that we've heard so much Bul what makes us. the John C' ar edt:nled pca~e and frc.:dom for some beginnings. Our c~pcnen c e at John bcg1nning of a dream for each one of roll Universil}' Class of 1991, any nations, but which shll watches rrul­ Carroll University is similar to a us, and it is through saying goodbye to , about. Up to this point we have been immersed here in our courses and our different from the hundreds ofclasses lions go hungry every night. a world childhood classic, The Wizard ofOz, one event in our life that we are able to I that have gone before us with the in many are still denied their basic in that we, like Dorothy, were on a say and greet to another. activities while the world continued 1 on without u~ and went through some same responsibilicy? human freedoms. journey to a Land of Oz and an Em­ As Dorothy says goodbye to her It is our dedicauon, our concern We w1ll never conquer all these erald City. Today, what seemed to be friends and travels back home to her unbel.tevar 1anges. for others that makes the difference. UlJUSllces, and we may never even somewhere over a rainbow, or a family, she never forgets what each My fellu w e,~aduates, we have seen For we have proven during the last make much of a difference to those in dream, has become a reality. one of them has given her. So today as a war. And as we watch the realities of four years that we ep;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.-J forcignlands.Butthere Although our yellow brick. road we bid farewell to our years at John war unfold, we are forced to open our care, through ProJeCt arc more than enough may have had its twists and turns and Carroll Universicy, it is time for us to eyes and take a look around us. It is even times when we felt lost. there take the gifts of wisdom, courage, and then that we realize that there is suf­ Gold, the Dance Denise people in need right Marathon, Campus here, right around our were always signs to lead us on and love and use them to the best of our fering notonly in Iraq and Kuwait, but m countries all around the world, in pull us through. Like Dorothy, we abilities in encountering future en- ~ Ministry, and Pro;ect Ha:"er own comers. have met our own versions of the dcavors- and a new Emerald Cily. our own nation, in our own cicy · And SafeRides. Our in- i:: ~• We must not lose volvement with these •r. sight of the small ef­ b=-e -gl-=-n-==and==fi=gur= e=s and==a=di=.p=lo=m=a=in=h=an=-d;;_. _ c_h_an_g_es- li-ves- . ------, I would like to ~ programs, together forts. Because if John with a short piece by the Irish poet At this universicy, this Jesuit uni- For you see, when we have hu- with numerous individual effons, has Carroll has taught us one thing, it is William Butler Yeats. In his poem, versicy, we have been given an educa- manicy, when we have rage and char- shown our readiness and willingness that peace and freedom cannot exist in "Gratitude to the Unknown lrtstruc- tion in humanity. Very simply, we ity, we have power. Our instructors to give. And this proves that we know our world unless they first exist in our tors," his words crystallize themes- have been given rage and we have have empowered us. We have the what responsibility is all about. It hearts. And as long as people hate sage I would like to share with you: been given charity. power to change this world, to right shows that we have, and that we will their neighbors, there will never be What they undertook to do Rage. They rp;~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.-J every wrong. rise to meet the challenge given us by peace between nations. So we must They brought to pass; have shown us But, as our world. continue to change our world in every All things hang like a drop of scenesthatangerus Yeats ends his We gather here not only to accept small way that we can. Because if dew and shame us. poem, "All this challenge, but to thank those who each of us takes us h1s or her share of Upon a blade of grass. They have taught things hang like have instilled in us this desire to help boulders, eventually we will move the Yeats writes, "What they under- us to rage against a drop of dew/ I others. We gather here not only to mountain. took to do/They brought to pass." racism, against ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Uponabladeof accept this challenge, but to thank There is a passage in the Book of '11ley" are our m!:tructors, our pro- sexism. against ageism, ableism and gra.~s." Our power is fragile. We those who have instilled in us this Ecclesiastes which says: fessors, the administrators. Jesuits, any other systematic denial of oppor- carmot let it fall from us a.~ a drop of desire to help others. We gather here J"her~ is an appoinJ~d time for advisors,ourparcntsandpeers. They tunity. They have sho"'-n us how to dew falls from a blade of grass. We to thank our families, our friends, and everything, and a time for every have undertaken the task of educat- struggleagainstcruelcyandindecency. must never ignore what we have John Carroll University for teaching affair under the heavens. ing us, and this they have brought to how to rage against injustice. learned or forget what we have been us to risk. This is our appointed time. Th1s is pass. And Charily. By our instructors' given. We must use our power. We To risk mtellectually in whatever our tune to speak. our time to prove to They have helped us to grow in- example we have learned charily We must never stop defending, demand- we chose 10 study. To risk by qu.:s­ our world. to our God, and to our­ tellectually, to acquire knowledge have been shown how to tum our ing and changing. tionmg our values. or beliefs. We have selves, that we are ready to accept Lhe and experience as we would at any anger into action, into the charity that When we leave here today. we pushed our limits, we have sho.,.,-n r.hallcngc w1thin our John Carroll university. But this is not just any feeds and clothes and shelters thou- take with us many things. Our diplo- dedication we didn't think we had. communi!}'. and we are ready to make university, and what they have given sands by our hands, the charity that mas, we may lock away in desk draw- I AU of our joys. our pains, our our future a time of peace, a tune of us is far more important than facts refuses to judge, the charity that ers; our caps, we may place high on struggles - these have made us the I >vc, and a time of freedom. And we shelves in dark closets; and our gowns, determined men and women we are know that the responsibility is ours, we know that the challenge is ours, extends its wishe~ we will likely throw away. But our 1today. And we leave here strength r II humanity, we must protect. We must ened-strengthened by our deepened and we know that we have courage 0 not lock away our rage or put our dedication, and strengthened m our and the strength to risk. News C{ass of charity on a shelf. And we must never willingness to risk. Best wishes all my fellow gradu­ throw away our power. And we leave here prepared to ates. and may God bless you all. PageD SPORTS The Carroll News Year in Review, May 2,1991 Effort marks sophomore yeaxJ.~ ~Q~WJlg,& match-up against eventual OAC school and college, ended their onship. The women finished with second-place finish in the season­ champion Mount Union. The 13- season as one of the most prolific 626 points compared to 521 for opening Great Lakes Shootout at Sports 7 Carroll loss ended w1th a fourth duos in Carroll history. runner-up Baldwin-Wallace, in November. down incompletion ins1de the Mangan fmished as CarroJJ's while the men cruised to an even After that exciting start and a Mount Union five-yard line. all-time leading scorer. Several of bigger victory, 601-378 over sec- promisingnon-<:onferencerecord, by Dave Caldwell and The Streaks rebounded from those goals came on assists from ond-place Baldwin-Wallace. Tim Baab's Streaks ftred mostly Mike Stein, Sports Editors that heartbreaking loss to win the Lardie, who fed Mangan for many Fresh men were the key blanks in theOAC, fmishing ninth. remaining five games, including a of his goals during his career. contributers for the Streaks, as CarroH was 8-18 overall, drop- ,, football ,, II 10-9 victory over arch rival II II David O'Dell won two events for ping all of theirll road games in Baldwin-Wallace on October 27. Wres(ilng the men, and Marcy Mulbarger what turned out to be a very long The John Carroll sports season Another record crowd watched ~~~~~~1~~~~~ was a dual winner for the women. winter. began in grand style with the de­ freshman Mario Valente's win- In wrestling, JCUwon its first Junior forward Mike Toth was but of newly (and finally) resur­ ning field goal split the uprights OAC championship after domi- chosen team MVP, and freshman faced Wasmer Field and the foot­ on the game's final play. nating the PAC for more than 20 guard Johnnie Bufford earned ball Streaks playing host to JCUfinished8-2,withtheonly years. The men's and women's bas- Newcomer of the Year honors. the 1990 NCAA Division III two losses coming against the top Senior Nick Salauno and jun- ketball seasons began with the Bufford was a bright ray of hope champion Umversity of Dayton two ranked teams in the region. ior Dave Buckiso were repeat promise of Improvement and forthefutureofJCUbasketballas Flyers. A then-record crowd of Individually, Wanke was far from conference champions, and jun- ended with both disappointment he Jed the league in assists in his 6,134 saw Dayton's offense the only hero. Sophomore Willie iors Judd Smith, Tim Bane, and and cause for hope for the future. promising rookie campaign. overpower the Streaks 41-28, de­ Beers led the league in rushing Corey Bowser all won their first The lady Streaks and first-year These were far from the only spitc31 completions and 316yards and is already sixth on the JCU OAClitles. Eacheamedabcrthin coach Roxanne Allen hoped to highlights in a year full of passing from JCU's Larry Wanke. all-time rushing list. Junior re- the NCAA Tournament contend in theOACbutsettled for memorable sports performances, That first Saturday m Septem­ ceivcr Hank Durica broke the I J a 10-17 finish. JCU did advance m victory and defeat. ber was the first of many record­ single-season recepuon record and I Swimming J to the second round of the OAC Senior Heather Peluer contin- scttmg days for Wanke who went scnlor safety Ke1th Farber had five .- - post-season tournament, evcntu- ued to set the standard for women's on to break or tie fiftt:'.cn school interceptions. In the spring, two of Carroll's ally losing to NCAA final four track. Senior Pat 0' Leary be­ records. Wankc'stwo ycarcarcer sports teams earned OAC cham- qualifyer Muskingum. came the hit leader in JCU base­ at Carroll culminated last week as S()(cer pionsh1ps. BothJCU'smcn'sand Freshman Cmdy Shumaker ball history, and first-year coach he was made the final selection in I!..!.I-~~~~~~~~~~ II- women's swim teams and the heads the Jist of promising ladies Gretchen Weitbrecht got the soft­ the National Football LeaguedrafL Two of John Carroll's finest Carroll wrestling teams won OAC as she had a memorable rookie ball program to instant respect­ The Streaks defense of SOCC('r players finished their ca­ Tournament ChampionshipS in season, cammg MVP honors by ability. theirl989 Oh10 Athletic Confer­ reer!> m October. Sen1ors Joe February. scoring over 14 points per game. All told, whether it's fall, ence title was only Sidetracked on Lardte and Mike Mangan, who Fonheswimming teams, it was The men began the 1990-91 winter, or spring, Carroll sports Octolx!r 6 10 whal wus a classtc wen: teammates in both tugh the second stratght OAC chmnpt- year with an exciting full-court fans had plenty to follow. 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around the house. Sneed sat swmging peacefully on raised m. There's not one person concern for human1ty that has kept by Mike Thomas Established Sept 29, 1978 by a porch swing. Sneed, a three­ herethatidon'tlove. LikeChrist Herman 's afloat for almost a de­ Features Editor Father Gregory Reynolds, St. year resident of Herman •sand na­ said,lovc your neighbor as your­ cade and a half. For res idents like Herman's was transformed from tive of Clarksburg, W.Va., lives self." Sneed and Fryer, Herman 's is a a once dilapidated structure to a in the hospital room. an area re­ For many hkc Sneed and place of nourishment, fatth and Il is high noon and the line soup kitchen by the Little Broth­ served for compassion, forms outside St. Herman's House ers of the Divine Compass1on, the those necdmg where men of ofHospiLality on Cleveland's near Greek Orthodox order housed on special care. d1ffer e nt west side, where men of all ages, the second floor monestary. Over Married 27 backgrounds races and creeds have received the years, Herman •s has expanded years to an come to es­ food. shelter and counseling for its services tremendously to pro­ ail ing wife he cape life on the past 13 years. vide services for up to 500 daily. no longer the streets. Inside the three story home on "Father Gregory believed in sees, Sneed " 0 u r Franklin Street, John Carroll Uni­ working with the people," said has four chil­ tniSSIOn is versity volunteers and others work Abbot John Henry of St. Herman's dren rangmg based on the diligently in the kitchen to prepare founding patriarch. in age from meaning of for the daily deluge of hungry A recent addition to the first seven to 26. the word patrons, most of whom are home­ floor dining room has allowed "what Catholic," less or unemployed. Anything Herman's to accommodate more Abbot Henry Henry satd. from corned beef to homemade than the previous bmit at meal and thercstof "It IS derived John Carroll students and members of St. Herman's staff prepare meatballs will comprise the lu nch times. On the dining room level is the volunteers from the root lunch for the hungry. PbolobyAbhotJnHcnty and supper meals. a chapel where daily services are are doing for Catholicos "It's a good feeling to know held for those interested volun­ the boys out meaning 'aJI you're doing something to help teers and residents. here, no man could equal," Sneed Henry. belief in God is a vital embracing'. Thts is a place for all these people," said Pat Palleschi, "Wehave22, beds but we have said. "I love this place. This has part of survival. It is this reli­ people." a regular volunteer at Herman's many more men because you can't been beuer than the home I was gious conviction coupled with a and JCU senior. tum them away," said Gerry Palleschi, along with four oth­ Walter, volunteer organizer, of ers each week, volunteerS his time the overflow of homeless seeking and services through a JCU orga­ refuge. nization called Project Gold which "An important concern at the was developed this year to help monastery is how best to make a combat the plight ofhomelessness house a home," said Henry, one of Look what in Cleveland. the two principal overseer of "This program is a great way to Herman's. "Most arc guestS for get involved in community ser­ about three days, and after that period they feel more comfortable extra vice," noted Palleschi, who heads a tittle credit the SL Herman's portion of the and begin to help around the house. organization. "It's fostered an Sometimes they leave for a new awareness in students beyond job." "It helps a man out and gets cangetyou campus life. The volumeers re­ ally seem to take an active part." himoffthestreet," said Dale Fryer, Though Palleschi and his crew who returned to Cleveland from provide weekly help in the kitchen California to visit his sick father. during Fryer m e a I h a d • tim es, OOmi Herman's 0 f is continu­ some­ ally seek­ d a y ing more r e - volunteers turn­ to aid with ing to other as­ c 0 l­ Anew Toyota with nothip_g down. pectsofthe Ie g e And no payments for~ days. home on a daily basis. and getting a degree, but for now According to director Father must be satisfied with manual If)OO 're a college gr-OOuare or about to be, we'>,e got John Henry, Herman's relies on skilled and unskilled labor. "I some extracnrlit for )00. It's the 1byota a~ d '91 Fmancing charitable contributions and free­ hope to get a good job, or else I Program. And it could put )00 in a new 1byota with no money will offerings from friends to have no choice but to go back to cbvn aro no payments for 90 days. That rrems )00 could maintain its services. California," he said. ~be auisi.ng in any one dour quality cars aro trucks. "Donations make up some bUL Steve Secki is a volunteer Uke the all-new affordable Thro!l, starting at jlfil S6588• not enough," said Henry Di plumber and handiman who owns So huny aro see )OOr 1byota dealer kXiay for all the And who this )00 Giovannantonio, a full-time vol­ a contracting business. In recent details. knows, extra cnrlit could make a unteer who does most of the gro­ years he has worked with and real roads scholar. ·//(IW! what you do for me': cery and supply shopping for among the residents of Herman's ~TOYOTA Herman •s. "There are not enough to maintain the home. volunteers." "There is nothing to feel bad Giovannantonio, a retired car­ about You have to feel good to penter and five year veteran of help. There are rough spots, but Herman's, works six to eight hours you have to go through them," he daily, seven days a week, as do said of the burnout that sometimes several dedicated persons who accompanies volunteer work. give their time to help with tasks Ten feet away from Sccki, AI Page 8 PROFILES The Carroll News, May 2, 1991 Keller supplies community with cheerful spirit

enced me the most." was appointed a.c;sis ­ how the sisters help and care for As well as wanting to be a tant superior of the old people. The sisters are Jesuit, Keller said he always Vellarmine School filled wi th goodness and love for wanted to teach. He taught math­ of Theology, a takingcareofpeople," said Keller. ematics for three years at the school for Jesuits in During the time he has worked Unversity of Loyola in Chicago. Illinois. He then and lived at JCLJ, Keller has wit­ Keller also attended West Baden went to Gcsu church nessed the growth of JCU and the College in Indiana and recei vcd a in Toledo where he community. I bachelor's degree in theology and was made asststant ''Theschoolhasexpanded. The a licentiate degree (equivalent to a pastor. Recplex has been added and more master's degree) in phHosophy. Between 1968 dorms have been built," said He also has a bachelor's degree in and 1986, Keller Keller. ''The students have also American literature from Xavier held many important become more socially conscious. University and a bachelor of arts jobs at the Univer­ They are more interested in what's by Audrey DelValle from the Unversity of Loyola. sity of Detroit High going on in the world." Keller was ordained on June School. For eight Keller is highly regarded Throughout his hfe Rev. Dou­ 14, 1949. He completed his years he was presi­ throughout the community. glas Keller, SJ. has taught and tenianship, which is the final year dent of the school. "Everyone loves Fr. Keller," worked at numerous schools. of religious studies, at St. He was also minis­ said Sr. Marguerite, who is in Keller conunues hts dedication to Stanislaus in 1951. Afterwards he ter, treasurer, djrec­ charge of the home that the Little helping people at John CarrolJ taught mathematics, including tor of alum ni and Sisters of the Poor run. Unjversity as ministeroftheJesuit algebra, trigonometry and calcu­ drrector of develop­ "Fr. Keller makes rus homilies Community. lus for one year at the Catholic ment Keller then come alive. He makes it so easy Keller grew up in Toledo, Ohio University of America and taught returned to JCU in for the residents to understand him, with fi ve brothers. He graduated for two years at St. Ignatius High 1986. since some of them are hard of from Central Catholic High School School in Chicago. Keller is currently minister of involved in area parishes. He hearing," said Sr. Marguerite. in 1935 and attended St John's Keller carne to JCU in 1954. commurutyandan assistanttoRev. reguJarlycelebratesMassatGesu, She explained that of the 125 College for one year before it He was treasurer and minister of Frederick Benda, SJ. St. Francis Chapel on Tuesday residents at the home, three­ closed. In 1936, Keller entered the community. He also taught "As mirusterofcommuruty,my and Little Sisters of the Poor on quartersofthem come to Keller's the Jesuit order in Milford, Ohio mathematics in night school until job is to take care of all the mate­ Thursday. He especially enjoys Mass, making his Mass the most and completed his novitiate in four he left JCU in 1962. rial needs-from household sup­ celebrating Mass at the Liule Sis­ attended. The residents and sis­ years. From here, Keller worked at plies to transportation-of the Je­ ters of the Poor, which is a resi­ ters look forward to his Mass. "I have always wanted to be a several schools. He went to West suits in the community," said dence home for the elderly on "He is a very cheerful person," priest as long as l can remember r Baden College where he was min­ KeUer. · Richmond Road. said Sr. Marguerite. "He always said Keller. "The Jesuits influ- ister of the community. Next, he During the week, Keller is also "I always find it uplifting to see has a twinkle in his eye." Area crossing guard makes children his first priority

"Everybody thatcomes byherchonksat "I wasn't going to let my sister go through by Anne nrpak me, so I just return the greetings." said what I had to go through," said Carroll. Profiles Editor Carroll. His sister is staying with his grand­ He said it isjnteresting to watch people mother and aunt in Florida, along with his Every weekday the sound of classical as they drive by. past girlfriend's five-year-old twins. Once music fills the northwest side of the John "You can study different expressions he collects enough money and is able to Carroll University campus. However, the people have when they drive past you." move from his Cleveland Heights apart­ music of Bach, Mozart, and Beethoven is The humble salary that Carroll makes ment, Carroll hopes to rent a house and not emanating from a stereo in Murphy limits what he would like to do from what bring his sister and the twins together as a Hall,butfromthecassetteplayerofM.ichael he can do. He particularly enjoys com­ family. Carroll, a crossing guard at the intersection mercial art and has taken some art classes at behind Murphy. Case Western Reserve University. He said partly profiled... "I am out here to do a job, " said Carroll, he is about two years away from getting his bundled in his raincoat and ;Sporting a bachelor's degree in commercial art Even­ baseball hat. " I have to make sure these tually, he would like to do illustrations for kids get to and from school safely." children's books or create greeting cards. Last fall Carroll said he pulled three For the fllSt seven years of hjs life Car­ children out of the path of a bus. He rollli ved on theWest Side ofCleveland. At Melba S-..1$ ~.:J-dMCt explained that the kids listen to him con­ the age of seven his mother and father ~~~~~~ ·~rum~m~~~l<. l siderably more now. divorced and neither ofthem wanted to take program. AfJOJli;IO ~i

by Usa Poulozzi accomplished, as students could Had A Liule Lamb" on a whistle Beta Gamma with events includ­ There were many strong con­ see throngs of people cheering on pop. Wednesday afternoon ing relays in swimming, running, tenders throughout the week, but It all began last Monday their team members as they tossed brought courageous Greeks to the golfing, bat races, and the fmal lola Beta Gamma came out on evening after dinner. John Carroll a keg or slid through Marriot' s back of Gnu Hall to participate in event. the Tug of War. Phi Beta top, narrowly edging out Theta students were lined up around the fmest. Iota Phi Theta's Food Slip and Phi took the tug of war after com­ Kappa for a ftrst place finish and quad watching friends and fellow Each organization sponsored Slide. Zeta Tau Omega gave a peting with Iota Beta Gamma and the titleofGreek Week champions. Greeksfuriouslypushingtricycles an event and was eligible to par­ new defmition to the word "chug". Iota Phi Theta. Although the IBGs The reestablished Iota Phi Thetas and careening around comers. ticipate in all of them. The win­ They sponsored a Baby Bottle drd not win the tug of war, their came on strong. Their enthusiasm Greek Week had officially begun. ners of each event received points Relay on Wednesday night. much second place victory allowed them and competition spirit was conta­ Yes, the Greek syt.e.m is alive for placing in flCSt. second, or third. to the amusement of the captive, to grasp flCSt place for Superstar gious throughout the week, and on John Carroll's campus. The Activities ranged from brains encouraging audience. for the men. Theta Kappa won this led them to a third place vic­ week of April 22 brought frater­ to brawn with men and women There were also events that fust for the girls. tory. nities and sororities LOgether in competing together in all events were not part of the competition. competition to see which organi­ except Alpha Kappa Psi's Keg Phi Beta Phi took care of the so­ Bina, Rachelle Duber. Lisa Dy. zation could claim the title of Toss and Iota Beta Gamma's Su­ cial aspect of Greek Week by /"\ ~) Donald Galek. Becky Janosek, Greek Week champions. In pre­ perstars. Greeks matched wits in sponsoring a night at Fergusons. I I V..I.JJ,.., 'I James Kavalec, Eric Lynch, / I I .Mt ) vious years Greek Week was a Delta Delta Xia •s Greek Feud and Lambda Chi Rho sponsored a run / AIIJ ( Catherine McAuley, Christine series of seperate events, but it SigmaDeltaK.appa'sTriviaBowl. on Sunday for the Kidney Foun­ '/ F\.V' I McFarland, Michael Moreno, was suggested that a week long Phi Theta Mu's Talent Show dation. !(~ I I I I \. 1 .111 '\. Michael Schrage, John Stibly, competition would increase brought out the best in Greek en­ The entire week's events cul­ -r I 1'\lJ < Valerie Zupancic. paticipation and enthusiasm tertainment with acts including a minated in Superstars, a form of .J.n.lt" r 1\ AA.f.J I among Greeks. This goal was lip sync from "Grease" to "Mary Mini- Olympics sponsored by Iota n v I On Friday, May 3, the I rl Communications Department ..... I Kenny receives national will sponsor a "Communica- tions Day" with area profes- On April 26 the foUowing sionals presenting talks on ca- poetry award students received. Accounting recrs in the various field. man Room." Special mention also presented at the English· Club's Awards: John Boutton, by Patrick Scullin goes to the following for their Annual Dinner in May. Lawrence DeBaltzo, Thomas Happenings 5/2- 5/10 Compus Ufe Editor poems: David Humphries for"My The results of the competition Donelan, Theresa Fedor, Ann The English Department of Only Visitor": Jane Babiak for will be published in Poetry Pilot Heintel, Theresa Hobart. James S/2 Last Day of classes. John Carroll University, in con­ 'The Afternoon Train" and "When (The Academy Newsletter) and Loeffler, Paul Prince, Gina Friday classes mecL jWJCtion with The Academy of Grandma Laughs"; and Brigid The Academy wiU retain copies Scaffide, DouglasS picer, Patrick 5/2 "Jonzday" band from 8 American Poets, announced Bolandfor"MyDear, The Coffee of the winning poem for possible Spicuzza, Thomas Doyle. Wil- p.m. to midnight in the Wolf

Maggie Kenny as the winner of Maker's Broken." inclusion in an anthology. Selec­ liam Duuon, Guy Fabc, John and POl. J .~ the Joseph T. Couer Memorial Kenny will receive $100 in tions: UIIi versity and College Po­ Flanagan, Gregory Gauo. An- 5/J Reading Day. Prize for Poetry. Kenny won for prize money and a letter of con­ etry Prius, which is published drew Gehrlein, David Grady, 513-515 Movie, "Kinder- her poem "A Study - for Claude gratulations from The Academy every five years by The Academy. Jeffery Kessler, John Recard, garten Cop" from 8 to 10 p.m. Monet." of American Poets. The Honor­ These anthologies have been ed­ Mark Senn, Michael in Kulas Auditorium. Honorable mention has also ableMentionrecipientwillreceive ited by such poets as Stanley Stefanek,James Stcif, Julie 516 Firstdayoffinalexami- been awarded to Mark Herron for acertificateofhonorablemention. Kunitz,Stephen Spender and Dave Tweed. Brain Valentine, Cherie nations. his poem "The Nude ln The Ro- These awards will be officially Smith.

t Page 10 ENTERTAINMENT The Carroll News, May 2,1991 Housemartins construct two new groups (Norman Cook) and The Beautiful by Julian Sevillano South ( and DaveHemmingway)areasdifferent Assistant Entertainment Editor as they get. While Norman Cook was assembling an international cast for his project, Dave Hemmingway had rn the mid-1980's, Paul Heaton formed The Housem­ taken up singing with Paul Heaton and together they artins along with Dave Hemmingway, Norman Cook and skyrocketed up the British chartS with their debut album, company. The group went on to be one of the most Welcome to the Beautiful SoUih. However, they were vir­ influentiaJ and unpredictable groups of their time. In En­ tual unknowns in the U.S. gland, they were an instant success. In the U.S., they hit it With the release of Beats International's Let Them Eat big on the college chans. However, afler their debut album , Bingo came the release of 's Choke. London 0, H u/14. decided to drop their instruments and pursue a cappella music. Af~er attempting Beats International- Let Them Eat Bingo a cover of "" and a few other tunes, they Before The Housemartins, Norman Cook was a disc decided to return to their instruments and released their jockey playing, as he puts it, "anything from Led Zeppelin ftnal album, The People Who Grinned Themselves To to Bauhaus." In Beats International, Norman Cook does Death. Afterwards, the members decided to go their sepa­ just that and more. rate ways and pursue different projects. Different is the key This group, and the term is used loosely (over twenty word. musicians are listed as part of Beats International), is as diverse as they get. Let Them Eat Bingo is a mixture of rap, house, acid, , samba, and anything else imaginable '-"""======""'---'--"'"":c;;~~~ii"t~~iit' set to a danceable beat. The onJ y element that remains the same is Norman Cook. himself. He tackles hypocrisy, selftshness, and of course, The ftrst single, "," a cover of the the government, much like he did when he wrote for The SOS Band tune, already topped the chans for several Housemartins. Heaton even criticizes relationships in "Lips" weeks in England. "Dub Be Good To Me" features lyrics and "" in his usual subtle manner. by British television star Lindy Layton set to 's The music itself sounds a bit like The Housemartins, but "Guns of Brixton" bassline. the addition of Briana Corrigan's distinctly high voice sets But perhaps the best song on the album is Spacious Lies it apart. Choke, produced by Mike Hedges of Siouxie and (the CD includes an extended remix of "Spacious Lies") the Banshees and The Cure, starts out with "Tonight I which begins with trumpets and includes a catchy beat and Fancy Myself," runs into a detour with "My Book," but acoustic guitar. Other cuts that stand out are "Tribute to never lets off steam after that and finishes triumphantly King Tubby," featuring a sample from Lionel Richie's" All with the instrumental "The Rising of Grafton Street." The Night Long," "Won't Talk About It," a collaboration with group's use of piano and light-hearted melodies gives it a , and "Before I Grow Too Old." distinct sound, very British, yet not a clone. The Beautiful South is most refreshing because 1t pro­ The Beautiful South-Choke v ides an a lternali ve to the a !ready stale" Manchester sound." LETlliEMEATBINOO In the band's second album, chief Heaton It also provides an altemati vefrom pop music. The Beautiful ~=------==--=::---='--'II I conveys strong messages through lyrics that might look South has found an audience which does not seem likely to like Morrissey's if he concentrated a little more on insulting go away.

David Zuc~~er aims 'his 'Naked Gun' at audiences again

by Philip Budnick risks and experiment Entertainment Editor "Many of the jokes we include people don'teven get. Naked Gun 2-1/2 will be a better movie on video, so you "We've got to get her to a hospital." can rewind and catch the jokes you might have missed the "What is it?" first time." "It's a big white building with lots of windows, but Zucker continued to say that his movies are a parody that's not important right now." or satirical in nature. With his unonhodox movies he is That line as well as many other unf•orgettable lines from free to experiment virrually without bounds which is the the movieAirplane is what catapulted director/screenwriler key element that has made his movies so successful; David Zucker to director stardom. Since then Zucker, audiences can expect virtually anything tO happen. along with his brother Jerry and friend Jerry Abrahams, In Naked Gun 2-112 Zucker attacks the government created Airplane II , Top Secret! and Ruthless People. and environmentalists in his usual relentless-unmerciful Zucker made his frrst solo directorial debut with The Na­ manner. Unfortunately, however, people din't get many ked Gun: From the FilesofPoliceSquad. His brother Jerry of the jokes. recently scored an Oscar nominee for best picture with his "There are always things that work, and many times, movie Ghost. there arc things that just don't work. We may think a With the success ofNaked Gun it was almost inevitable certain joke is hilarious and we are surprised in the that there would be a Naked Gun 2, but in the Zucker un­ screenings that those are the jokes people did not get" orthodox comedic style he has creat<'..d Naked Gun 2-112: To Zucker it is amazing how much a movie changes The Smell ofFear. In a recent telephone interview from based on its preview screenings. Those preview audiences Los Angeles, Zucker commented on his unusual comedic determine many critical and crucial elements to the Leslie Nielsen stars this style. movie's ftnal product. Naked Gun 2-1/2: The Smell "After Ruthless People I got a call from Mel Blanc, who "Many times the movie is a different product in the This "clout" has put pressure on Zucker by the studio to said why aren't you making your movies anymore." Zucker end as opposed to before the screenings began. Those keep bringing in the bucks and by critics to continue to be went on to explain that his movies, as .Blanc suggested, audiences are essential to the editing of the movie. It is original. were unique, not contrived productions. That was the important to see how an audience reacts to the movie." "The studio's as well as the audiences' expectations are problem he encountered with Ruthless People; it was a big So far audiences have been reacting positively to all of high. I don't think about it; 1 just try to make the best studio production with big name star.> and was made to be Zucker's movies. The commercial success of his unique product possible." a commercial success. With Zucllcer's "unprocessed" comedic productions have given him much deserved Naked2-l 12 has a scheduled nationwide release dale of movies such as Airplane and Naked Gun he was free to take clout in Hollywood. June 28. The Carroll News, May 2, 1991 SPORTS Page 11 Record setting weekend for track teams by Brennan lafferty Junior Jim McGillis set a per­ relay. trek to Wasmer field. team. Staff Reporter sonal record in the400 meter dash "We swnched the order of our The men's team however, Also on Saturday, John when he sprinted to a 50.2 second relay team," sa1d Kransteubcr. competes this Friday at Baldwin- Carroll's Heather Peltier threw the first place finish. Senior Eric "We are also a lot stronger smce Wallace as the Streaks take on the javelm for the first ume in her The John Carroll men's and Hunkele also seta personal record the bcgmning of the year. We Yellow Jackets and a strong career. She finished second in the women's track teams defeated in the 800 meter tying for ftrSt in have cut our ume by 14 seconds. NCAA li Edinboro University cvenL It was the first time Peltier visiting Wooster and Oberlin 1:35 seconds. We no longer have to JUSt rely on colleges Friday, April 26, at Sophomore Ed Koontz broke our distance runners. Our sprint­ Volleyball squad wins WasmerFfield ina mectftl led with his personal record in the 3000 ers have dramatically improved." record for the tournament. personal records. by Mike Stein meter steeplechase fmishing in Jewett attributes the team's Next year, the team will com­ "Individual performances can Sports Editor 9:44 seconds. improvement to maturity. pete in the B league after winning vary when a team is not at home," "Because of the fast track we "I see maturity takmg place," In only its ;i,:.L season of the C league regional tournament said coach Don Stupica. "In this had some hot times," said Koontz. said Jewcu. "People arc selling existnce, John Carroll'srnen's vol­ this year. spon, the athletes are not swayed "Being first in the race if I can out- giving thatl l 0% that it takes leyball club won the Ohio Valley The club played I l straight so much by the opponent. If an crank out a good one, I think that to become a champion and push to Regional Tournament. Carroll hours w1thout substitutes. athlete feels good and is prepared, helps the team respond. It helps that threshold of pain." defeated Kats II in thechampionsh1 Stcphane L1ozu credited coach the major suppon comes from the set the tone for the meet." The women's team IS back in game 13-15, 15-14, 15- 13. Jane Guzauskas With the victory, home fan." The women's track team also action this Saturday afternoon in Three Carroll players were se­ thanks to her expcrisc in the game. The several hundred fans in had little trouble disposing of its their final home meet as Washing­ lected All-Stars: Ed McNamera, Other players for Carroll were attendance watched as the Streaks opponents as Carroll ended the ton and Lee, Cleveland State, Case Jamie Miller, and Keith Huber. Enk Pote, Michael DuBois and outdistanced the competition as day with 104 points. Wooster Western, and Carnegie-Mellon Carroll ended wtlh a 10-2 Liozu. John Carroll scored 107 points to took second with 49 points and Wooster's37points and Oberlin's Oberlin finished third at24 points. JOHN&CAROL TERESA TUJAKA 35 points. "We had an excellent team ef­ Standouts for the Streaks in­ fon, " said Coach Tim Jeweu. cluded senior Joe Runkle who, "Most everyone ran well. It's along with winning the 110 hurdle great to be able to run at home and event, also qualified for the NCAA have people cheering for you. The Division III championships when new facility at Carroll is out­ he hustled to a 14.1 second finish. standing. Even visting schools Senior Mark Waner and have commented on it." sophomore Matt N onz shattered Sophomores Lauri Kransteuber the school record in the 1600 meter and Karen D'Angelo and fresh­ with Waner finishing in 4:01 and men Kathy Hennessy and Kim Nortz finishing close behind in McCall combined to break the 4:03. school record in the4 X 400 meter

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NTED: ALL TYPING QUALITY PROCESSINGOVERNIGHT 1------E. LOW RA.TE S AND lbe Roosters were desperate to save their CEWELCOME. CAJ.l one more week to wear jObs. but they coWdn"t help lauglling at the 1 ~1--52:24ANDLEAVE:A MESSAGE. the ring; GOG5-Ieight wifters are trony of the weU dtsgulsed Ume bomb. tsow·A!:ll.mA" CHIMP-easy ulcer! Chach Page 12 SPORTS The Carroll News, May 2, 1991 Up and down baseball season nears end Saturday (5-0, 17-6). Nitsche's hit drove in junior Bryan "It just doesn't seem like we sa1d Sack. "Maybe it's a lack of by Tim Horan In the first game aga1nst Hilke, who tied the game with a can put it all together at once," commumcauon." Staff Reporter Kenyon Junior leftfielder Steve two out run scoring double of his sa1d second baseman Pat 0 'Leary. As a result ofthe team •s incon­ Sadowski was 2-4 w1th two RBI own. "One game we don't hit and the sistency, one thmg IS clear. That A sweep after being swept puts to lead the offensive au.ack, while Semor Mark Nesky was cred­ pitching is good, the next we h1t, 1s, that the Streaks arc out of the the John Carroll baseball team on JUnior Steve Gleydura picked up ited with the win on the mound, but the pitching isn't there." OAC title race. the up-track again as its roller­ the pnching victory. his fifth of the year, and sopho­ Sen10r catcher Rich Sack ech They are merely playmg for coaster season nears the end. Gleydura's win was his founh more Mau Moeslein picked up the oed O'Leary's statement, while self pride now, with the hopes of The Blue Streaks 14-17,and4- of the season. save. adding that a lack of communica­ cndmg the season w1th an even l OOhio Athletic Conference, took In game two, sophomore When asked for a cause to the tion may have something 10 do record. twogarnesoffKcnyon on Sunday shortstop Tim NitsChe drove in team's inconsistent season, the with the team's trouble as well. "We have five games left," said (5-2, 4-3) after being drilled by the game-winner in the fifth in­ Streaks were hard pressed to come "I really don't know (the rca­ O'Leary. "We denfinitcly have a number one ranked Marrietta on ning with his two out double. up with a cut and dry answer. son for the team's inconsistency)," good chance 10 get over .500." Softball sets record Lacrosse c lub finishes unbeaten 1ng," srud McDanel. "We started dous offensive threat in a 3-2 win Ohio University placed third by Julie Evans by Mike Burke Sports Editor training in September and that over Ohio University and a 4-0 followed by Kent State. helped. We also pracuccd more smashing of Glass City from To­ The Carroll lacrosse club can and were healthier, probably be­ ledo. look forward to a triumphant sea­ The John Carroll women's cause we trained earlier." The undefeated John Carroll In his final game, senior Adam son next year with the return of softball team broke a school record Graduating senior Kim Moore lacrosse club con tined its success Waechter showed tremendous de­ many underclassmen. winnmg14 games and finished the rebounded from an injury last sea­ in last Saturday's tournament as 1t fense wtth help from Pau I "I am quite sure we will come season 14-14. The Streaks won son to bat .333 and collect 13 RBI, finished 8-0, the ftrst undefeated Moriany. out strong again next year," said 11 more games this season than four coming with her career-first season m club history. Sidelined was injured Matt junior sensation Jack Moran. last and improved their Ohio grandslam. Moorealsoscored 12 Freshmen Scott Cottier and Carey who significantly contrib­ " We all look forward to going Athletic Conference standing from runs, had three extra base hits, and Don Palmieri provided a trcmcn- utes to the defense. undefeated again." ninth to sixth. The Streaks OAC stole nine bases. record was 7-11. Junior Juliana Klocek baued Men·s tennis takes conference lead While coach Gretchen .333 with 12 RBI and scored a Wcitbrecht believes that the teamhigh21 runs. Klocek became by Don Fontana Debeljalc. "We played Capital at team has-its depth," Debeljalc Streaks improved both defensively the ftrst Streak and the second 9am.,thenwedroveto0tterbein." said. "AgainstCaseWestemear- and offensively, she also recog­ OAC competitor to steal 16 bases. The John Carroll men's tennis With the victories, Carroll im- tier this year, four starters were nizes that the Streaks' defensive She also had five doubles, one team continued to dominate the proved its record to 6-1 in the out, but we still won 5-4. That's execution must improve. triple, and one home run. Ohio Athletic Conference shut- league, and 8-2 overall. (depth] a great advantage to have "We can field. and field, and Co-captams jumor shortstop Ling out apital 9-0 and ating Smith replaced sophomore going into the tournament" field, but we need to be able to do Debbie Averbeck and junior Otterbem 8-1 in a rare tennis Brad Raiv., whose season was The team wmds down its sea­ 1t under pressure," said Weit­ pitcher Kris Garmey both turned doubleheader last Sawrday. endedductoinjury,asthenumbcr son this week with matches brccht. "Any error will come back in good seasons. "It was a rough day for the five singles player. againstMuskingumThursdayand to haunt you and we lost some Avubedhadaam h~h.DS, ~tea~m~;~·sru~· d~fi=rs~t=~~$~c=oo~·c=h=G=r=c~g~~-''Th~a=t~·s~o_n_c~th_in~g~th-~~y_ear~·s~_O_h_~~N~o~~~em~S_a_w_r_~~Y~·~~~ games because of some crucial 11thbestinthe0AC. Averbeck T• t fl t errors." also scored 12 runs, stole eight I me 0 re ec The other area of concern for bases, and drove in four runs. are the nuts and bolts that keep the the Streaks is pitching. Garmcy won eight games and had ever. human machine running. "We had two of the slowest a 2.69 ERA. She struck out 13 and In a way, you're both right and pitchers in the conference and allowed only two earned runs in wrong at the same Lime. A new This being a sports column, I they •r e not very expericnced," said her last three games. start, a different lifestyle, and a feel an obligation to acknowledge shift in focus arc inevitable oc­ the part that athletes can play in WeitbrechL "I give the pitchers a "Debbie and Kris both did a by Kevin Krueg er lot of credit because they didn't good job," said Weitbrccht. curences after you are graduated. helping nurture an appreciation get us in trouble and that's all we While the Streaks have found It's funny, because people tell Butsomeofthe best things- God, for life; but, anyone who has ever asked. They knew they wouldn't areas for improvement in the 1991- you how fast four years can go. family, and friends - will be there played a spon and enjoyed it can set the world on nrc, but they went 92 season. they finished the season You smile, shake your head, and for many of you throughout your probably name some benefits as in day in and day out." pleased with their performance. say, "Yeah, I believe it." life. well as I. Sophomore Diana McDanel "We were happy with the sea­ But you really don't, not com­ Cherish and value these things, Writing this column has given me two years to explore this ben­ attributes the Streaks' improve­ son and that we finished .500," pletely. Deep down there's a part because they arc collectively what ment to the coaching. sa1d freshman outfielder Karen of you that wants to think that a the essence of life is in its physical efiL To do so now would sound trite and unongmal. "It was definuely the coach- Sc1v.. p1ecc of the present will last for- and spiritual focus. Love and faith I would like to thank the nu­ merous people I have used as top1cs for commentaries for their inspi­ ration and efforts. I would like to Back by popular demand. thank those who read th1s column. as well as those on the Carroll Some !hings are worth ~.. 11) ~¥1J;Cj News staff who make its weekly Thursday repeatmg. You asked for ~ ,.. appearance posstble. Live: The Eddies As the present melts into the it, so .we're b~inging your ~ -.,7 ~· past and shapes the future, I hope Friday favonte spec1al back! Offer expires May 10, 1991 that all of us find change, success, DJ's spinning records and joy m our relationships and 1 1 endeavors. 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