ttmi Hwlisuii Unlwrwy Ubnrj Tanning Harriionbrq. VA 22887 Lacrosse salons can loses to UVa., cause skin Pfi I 1 1996 their third loss disorders, in a row, cancer and shrinking their painful burns. record to 3-5. Sports/31 Style/20 JAMESBreeze MADISON UNIVERSITY if? THURSDAY APRIL 11. 1996 VOL. 73. NO. 46 Math, science faculty reject New VAX will allow users Natural World objectives by Kristin Butke to access mail more quickly staff writer by Lee Bumgarner send about 7,000 mail messages off campus daily while Concerns of the College of Science and Mathematics faculty members about the new General Education Program were clearly illustrated in the staff writer 11,000 e-mails enter the JMU network from elsewhere. Technical Services Director Dale B. Hulvey said the results of a March 28 vote. Tenured and tenure-track faculty within the College of Science and Students returning to JMU this fall may be greeted by proposed change takes advantage of the increased power a faster, improved e-mail system. of today's computers. Mathematics voted in favor of or against two motions involving the new The new system, which should A Hulvey said the key to the increased speed is the Natural World Cluster. ability to use the increased power of today's The first motion states the College of Science and Mathematics faculty result in much "rejects the idea that a course package which channels the majority of students quicker VAX use, computers. Currently, regardless of how fast a computer is, through a single course can accommodate the needs of those students." lets users access their Instead, the motion seeks a variety of course opportunities that reflect the mail without logging the response time from the VAX is the same, he said. diverse needs of students. into either the VAX The vote on the first motion was 48 in favor of rejecting the Natural World or Falcon, according According to Lenkerd, the new e-mail system to Stin Lenkerd, gets its speed from its use of "client-server" Cluster, nine opposed and one blank ballot. Faculty also voted on a second motion stating faculty within the director of computing technology, the same concept behind the department "find the objectives listed under Cluster 3 (in Version 3 of support. Internet's World Wide Web. "I think people using The "client" is similar in use to Objectives) to be unacceptable as a basic statement of the goals and objectives e-mail is a big part of i Netscape Navigator, a software used to for a general science and mathematics education." the load on the VAX access the Web. The vote on Motion 2 was 41 for, 15 against and two blank ballots. The results of the votes for both motions were sent to College of Science now." he said. The "client" is used to access e-mail The new system will without ever having logging into a VAX and Mathematics Dean Norman Garrison and General Education Dean Linda remove that load from account. Halpem, according to the April 1 issue of The Breeze. the VAX because the Under the new system, an In an interview before the voles were tallied, Jim Leary, chemistry, said the new e-mail system individual's incoming e- purpose of the vote and the motions was to inform Garrison and Halpern of will be separate from mail would be served faculty views on Cluster 3. it. from a central point, Reid Harris, biology, said one reason for the faculty rejection of the new "Thus, those who known as a "server." Natural World Cluster is that the program does not provide enough options for are still using the VAX "It keeps your the diverse student body at JMU. will get a better response time," Lenkerd mail on a central In order for the new General Education Program to secure faculty support, said. I** machine so it stays accessible it must "allow more diversity," Harris said. Although the VAX can handle a combined to you wherever you may be," Robert Atkins, chemistry, said funneling the majority of students through total of 400 people at one time, that many people Lenkerd said. the same course is not a wise decision. slow down the response time, Lenkerd said. E-mail Administrator Charles Colley said e-mail users see VAX page 2 see OBJECTIVES page 2 Renters victorious in dispute against former landlord by David Mooney "It [the refrigerator] only had two contributing writer shelves to work with. I couldn't use April Fool's Day was the day of the door to hold stuff, and the bottom fate for last year's renters of 275 Old was caved in. S. High Street in Harrisonburg. "The insulation on the door was That was the day they met their rotten; it was cold, but I assume it former landlord, Prudential wasn't very energy efficient," Funkhouser and Associates, in Rucker said. Rockingham County court to Sirico said, "Nothing gave them challenge Funkhouser's damage the right to spray paint the claims against them. refrigerator black." On Nov. 19, 1995, junior Scott He pointed out the tenants Frost and former students Alison submitted no written complaints Rucker, James Hooper, Adam Kallio, about the refrigerator. Marcia DeLong and Dave Roland Rucker commented, "The fridge received a warrant in debt from was spray painted and had wall paint Rockingham County General District rolled on it [upon arrival)." Court filed on behalf of Funkhouser The former tenants challenged the and Associates for a debt of $230.68 charge for painting over the $1,071.24. graffiti on the basement walls. This is the amount Funkhouser Frost said, "The house we moved claimed the renters owed, in addition into was well-known before as the to the $1,200 security deposit they 'Corn Rocket House.' an infamous had paid when they moved in August party house that already contained 1994. graffiti in the basement." Joe Sirico of Prudential Sirico stated, "There was no IAN GRAHAM/.vc/i/orphoio^rupher Funkhouser said, "There was a record of any graffiti, and we have damage claim, and we thought wc no record of any." were strongly in the right." According to Kallio, "On our first 'Bridging Gaps' Rucker, who led the initial fight walk-through, Funkhouser said they against Funkhouser's claims, said, "I were going to paint over it (the A new bridge by the Godwin bus stop is finally being constructed. It was literally uprooted in had the most to lose, since the graffiti). the January floods and washed away. Although orange netting has surrounded the bridge area, damage claim charged $615 to "We asked them if we could paint students have been crossing the creek on wooden planks. replace the downstairs refrigerator, our own graffiti down there and which was in my kitchen. see LAWSUIT page 2 2 Thursday, April 11, 1996 THE BREEZE

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"I feel that it should be designed with more feezeMADISON UNI VIIIITV options because we have a variety of students," College of Science and Mathematics "To the press alone, chequered Atkins said. Halpern said she recognizes faculty concerns vote to reject Natural World Cluster as it is with abuses, the world is about the interdisciplinary nature of the new indebted for all the triumphs program, and she will work toward a common which have been gained by objective. reason and humanity over error 'The program is expected to be set up in such and oppression." away that it is able to evolve and change over Motion 1 Motion 2 time," Halpern said. — James Madison Faculty involvement will continue to refine the Editor Karen Bogan objectives of the cluster. There has always been 48 yes 41 yes Managing editor Kara Ogletree the expectation for this to be an evolving process, she said. 9 no 15 no Technology manager Roger Wollenberg Concerning the first motion which states + 1 blank hallo! + 2 blank ballots Ads manager Tracy Ring opposition to "funneling" students through courses News editor Stacay Daruuto Halpern said packages prevent students from 58 total volt's 58 total votes News editor Krlsten Helta having unsatisfied needs. "We have always expected multiple packages in Asst. news editor Paula Flnkelstetn any cluster because it is important to deal with the Focus editor Angle Krum specific needs of students," she said. Motion 1: The faculty within the College of Science and Mathematics rejects the idea a course Opinion editor Laura L. Wade All of the objectives in Cluster 3 originated package that channels the majority of students through a single course can accommodate the Asst. opinion editor Jeffrey Ward with submissions from various faculty, needs of those students. We strongly favor a variety of course options that recognizes the departments and groups on campus, according to Style editor Sherrl Eltenberg diversity of student needs. Halpern. The objectives were then refined and Motion 2: The faculty within the College of Science and Mathematics finds the objectives Asst. style editor R.C. Woodall rewritten for specificity and consistency of listed under Cluster 3 to be unacceptable as a basic statement of the goals.and objectives for Sports editor C. Scott Graham language, she said. a general science and mathematics education. Asst. sports editor John M. Taylor "The process is always working from objectives submitted by university faculty," she Copy editor Karen Brewer said. Photo editor Melissa Palladlno CATHERINE MATTINGLY/jto^artur Asst. photo editor Derek Rogers Graphics editor Sung Hee Kim Lawsuit Asst. graphics editor Emily Children continued from page 1 Frost said, "The plaintiff's lawyer tried to and isolated." Advisers Flip De Luca, asked them not to paint the basement. Funkhouser verbally intimidate us." There are steps one can take to prevent disputes agreed to allow us to paint in the basement when Roland explained the plaintiffs lawyer accused between landlords and tenants from making it all Alan Neckowlb, we moved in, but they tried to charge us for it Hooper of making up the story of the oral the way to court. David Wendelken when we left." agreement to paint in the basement. Peter Rutkowski, community coordinator for In court, the renters tried to challenge part of Hooper said, "There was some involuntary the Center for Off-Campus Living said, "The FYI. . . Funkhouser's maid service charge by showing the laughing [during the trial); we knew we shouldn't Center for Off-Campus Living is a neutral party lease, which stated it was the responsibility of have put complete faith in some of our oral that can give advice and point people in the right The Breeze is published Monday tenants to return the property to the condition it agreements." direction to see whoever you need to see." and Thursday mornings and was in prior to occupancy. The judge sided with some of the defendant's Rutkowski explained the Escrow Services distributed throughout James Under normal conditions, rental properties are claims, and he denied Funkhouser's charges for offered by the District Court. "If your landlord is Madison University and the local clean upon move in, and it is the responsibility of violating some portion of your lease, and you are Harrisonburg community. painting of the basement and the replacement of Comments and complaints should the renters to return the property to this clean the refrigerator. These and other claims resulted in up to date on your rent, you can call the be addressed to Karen Bogan, condition. Rockingham Civil Court at 564-3135 and ask editor. Rucker said moving in was a disgusting about an escrow account." experience. "Excrement. My toilet was literally // took them more than Tenants set up an escrow with a judge and pay Mailing address: filled with excrement. their rent to the court, which holds it until the The Breeze "There was a hole in the bath stall, and I could Anthony-Seeger Hall landlord fulfills his part of the lease, he said. look outside and see the grass. Everything in the 10 days to fix the James Madison University » Hooper said, "Records should be kept of Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 bathroom lacked running water. It took them more everything. Don't take their [the landlord's] word than 10 days to fix the problem." problem. for everything; get it in writing." E-Mail address: Sirico said, "We accounted for the bathroom Alison Rucker Renters should make their complaints in THE.BREEZE within the JMU prior to the trial." writing, date them and keep a copy for their own VAX system; former JMU student THE_BREEZE®jmu.edu outside In a letter dated November I, 1995, Dannie records. the JMU VAX system Allen, Prudential property manager, reimbursed a $ 1,092.58 reduction of the damage charges. Rucker suggests going beyond the written walk- the former residents for $15.00 worth of maid The judge sided with Funkhouser's claim for through when renters move in. "Definitely take Breeze Net: service for the downstairs bath. maid service and other challenged turnover repairs. pictures. Go through with a video camera, if you http://breeze.jmu.edu When the former renters and former landlords These and other undisputed charges for past rent can, and use this or the pictures to help document An individual may have one copy met in court. Frost said, "It was most definitely to and late fees amounted to $1,178.66 worth of your walk-through paper." of The Breeze for free. Funkhouser's surprise that students challenged claims allowed by Funkhouser to be taken out of Rutkowski said, "Sign the move-in damage All subsequent copies cost 25 their questionable damage charges." the renters' initial deposit. cents apiece. checklist when it's done and have the landlord Kai Safran, a senior, sat through the three-hour Darrell Allen, the tenants' lawyer, said, based Xerox it and sign it too. Keep the Xerox copy for trial. "I was there supporting my friends. There on what he saw in this case, students are well- your own records." In The Breeze. were over eight witnesses, and I cannot get over advised to use caution when renting from Editor's Note: Shortly before deadline, The Breeze how each defendant built a strong argument Funkhouser and Associates. learned the writer of this article had been a housemate of OPINION 12 against Funkhouser by simply describing their Sirico said in defense of Funkhouser, "This sort two of the students involved during the 1993- '94 school year. It is normal Breeze policy not to assign a writer to inhumane living conditions." of occurrence of a problem going this far is rare STYLE 17 a story in which he or she might have a personal interest. FOCUS 25 SPORTS 31 COMICS 37 VAX continued from page 1 CLASSIFIEDS 39 unchanged, however, the public computer bulletin board said. Macintosh or IBM-compatible computer without actually entering the VAX. The comments of current JMU e-mail users were generally supportive of CORRECTION Starting in the fall, incoming freshmen will not receive a VAX account, but the prospect of a faster VAX. The article "Mennonites — instead will get an account allowing them to access only their e-mail, Lenkerd Michelle Bower, a junior German and international affairs major, said she said. thought'the plan would make life easier.for VAX users. living life the simple way" Those freshmen wanting a VAX or Falcon account can get one by filling "It's probably a good idea because a lot of people use the VAX for only e- on page 17 of the April 4 out a form at the computer help desk in the basement of Miller Hall. Students . mail. I've never used it for anything else," she said. will not have to pay for these accounts. Although freshman social work major Karen Yosts likes the new plan, she Breeze should have said the Having a VAX or Falcon account would allow for access of the broader said she has a few reservations. Mennonites believe in Holy Internet. She fears next year's freshmen may miss out on the greater benefits of The only change for upper-class users of the VAX in regards to their mail networked computers, like the World Wide Web, because of the new system. Communion and Baptism, will be a change in format. "I think incoming freshmen will learn how to use e-mail first and will be but not the Christian According to a coming issue of Computer Connection, e-mail will not be less likely to explore the Internet afterward," she said. the only computer service to change. Hulvey said he believes future students will have been exposed to e-mail sacraments. JMU's public computer bulletin board will also be converted to "client- long before they come) to school. The Breeze regrets the error. server" technology. "While previously students got their first introduction to e-mail as Class accounts and class Bulletin Boards on the VAX will remain freshmen, most will be proficient with it before they get here," he said. THE BREEZE Thursday. April 11, 1996 3 Faculty Senate discusses Honor Code violation Senate also addresses method of choosing faculty representatives for search committees

by Suzanne Compton inviting Nobel, whose actions are in question the attention of the Honor Council. The accused presented in the Student Handbook. faculty reporter concerning this case, and the Honor Council students, whose names and violations were "The Senate finally calls upon Dr. Carrier to students to another meeting so both sides could withheld, were convicted in November and investigate the alleged mishandling of Honor The Faculty Senate passed a resolution present their case at the same time. later appealed the decisions. The Honor Code violation case number two 1995-96 calling on JMU President Ronald Carrier to Sen. Bill Rice, music, motioned to refer the Council Appeal Board heard the case Jan. 18 academic year by members of the affirm his actions and his support for the case to the Student Relations Committee prior and confirmed the conviction. Administration and to inform the Senate of his University Honor System and to investigate the to the senate hearing the students. These findings were then reported to Carrier, findings by April 25. 1996." alleged mishandling of an Honor Code Faculty Senate Speaker Andy Kohen said According to Kohen, the motion passed, and violation case, at the April 4 meeting. Boyer said. On Jan. 22, Carrier informed the the motion proposes the Steering Committee convicted students. Honor Council and the the resolution was delivered to Carrier April 5. The Steering Committee presented a resolution concerning "Nobel and the Another issue discussed at the Senate resolution to the senate concerning the handling University Registrar that the students were behaviors, with respect to the Honor Council, found guilty of an act of academic dishonesty meeting concerned a resolution proposed by the of an Honor Code violation case. Student be referred to the Student and suspended for the fall 1996 Steering Committee, involving the selection of members of the Honor Council attended the Relations Committee to be faculty to be nominated to search committees. meeting to present their findings in the case. brought back before the semester with an "F" in the course. The standard for present search committees Senior William Boyer, Honor Council Senate at a meeting on Apri According to Boyer, the is that the dean of general education asks the investigator, finally addressed the Faculty 25." deans and provosts of each college to choose Senate after a long debate on whether the Sen. Matt Reilly, Honor Council Executive Board urged the Honor faculty to send to the Search Committee. The Honor Council members should present their integrated science and resolution proposes the faculty chosen for side of the case. technology, spoke against the Advisory Board to pass a resolution concerning Nobel's search committees be elected representatives by The focus of Boyer's presentation was that referral and said, "This is a the faculty, according to Kohen. Jeff Nobel, executive assistant to the president, very grievous matter. This is actions. The resolution stated the actions to reduce the Several senators suggested the resolution be allegedly reduced an Honor Council conviction, something that merits the penalties of an Honor Code tabled because they wanted to discuss this which was previously approved by Carrier, attention of the entire Faculty further with other faculty members. This below the minimum penalty. Boyer also Senate." violation constitutes gross abuse of power and violation motion to table the resolution failed. asserted that Nobel never informed Honor Opposing senators said the Rice brought up the point that this same Council in writing of the reduction. .senate wouldn't be exercising of the Honor Code. The senators then passed a resolution was passed last year. "We already Boyer read to the senate a Feb. 6 due process if they listened to resolution concerning further have a resolution passed on the books memorandum from Nobel to University the students' side without hearing Nobel's side. requesting the faculty representatives for the Registrar Sherry Hood. action on this case. The resolution states the Reilly said, "How can we provide guidance following: search committee are voted on by the faculty." The memo stated "due to special to the [Student Relations] Committee, if we "The Senate calls upon Dr. Carrier to affirm The resolution passed last year was general, circumstances, the president (Carrier] has haven't heard what this is all about." the actions which he took upon Final Review of and this resolution is more specific, Kohen said. reduced the [original) penalty to the ' P in the This motion was defeated by a vote of 13 in Honor Code Violation, case number two 1995- The new resolution affirms the Senate's subject course. There is no suspension, and no favor to refer to the Student Relations position on the procedure for choosing faculty. restriction on graduation or transcript." 96 academic year as expressed in his letter of Committee; 20 opposed the referral to the January 22, 1996 to the parties specified in the It is believed the administration selects The senators were divided between giving committee. faculty to represent the administration's point the Honor Council members an opportunity to procedures for Final Review by the President of The students then had the green light from the University." of view instead of letting faculty elect peers present this view or postponing hearing the case the senate to present their findings. Secondly, the resolution states, "The Senate who would best represent facult/ views, Kohen because Nobel was not present at the meeting. According to Boyer, in early October 1995, further calls upon Dr. Carrier to affirm his said. Some senators also voiced the idea of an Honor Code violation case was brought to support for the University Honor System, as The faculty voted and passed the motion. r iflhii Speaker questions cooperation of \ QJOLT JJO United States in human rights cause G^p X V/JUIVJ by Sharon Peltz "This is a treaty, part of the supreme law of contributing writer the land . . . almost unknown in this country," by Teresa Martinez Grand Larceny she said. police report • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole a black International human rights in the United Ginger asked audience members to raise their Scott mountain bike, serial No. F9108052, with hands if they agreed with this assumption that Campus police report the following: States was the focus of Visiting Scholar speech 1993-'94 student registration 281, from Sigma Pi "From Geneva to Beijing: Enforcing the treaty is not well-known. More than half the fraternity house between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. International Human Rights in the U.S." on audience members raised their hands. Assist Harrisonburg Police March 16. Recently, the Mieklejohn Institute questioned • In the absence of the city's two certified vefucle Monday in Anthony-Seeger Auditorium. The bike reportedly was unsecured at the time. Ann Fagan Ginger, executive director of the the U.S. government's observance of the accident recaistwctionjsts, JMlTs trained accident The report of the incident to campus police was International Civil and Political Rights treaty. reconstructionist assisted the assigned Meiklejohn Civil Liberties Institute and Global delayed. Peace Studies coordinator at San Francisco The U.S. Department of Justice responded that Harrisonburg'patrol officers with the investigation • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole a dark of a serious mufti-vehicle collision at North Willow State University, focused on the United States' green, purple-trimmed Specialized 21-speed see SPEAKER page 9 and Gay streets at 4:44 a.m. April 7. involvement in human rights issues. Rockhopper, serial No. PY230941 from The Addressing the International Covenant on Wayland Hall basement between 12:35 and 3:30 Trespassing Civil and Political Rights, Ginger found fault a.m. April 7. with the U.S. government for not honoring the • Two juveniles were arrested and charged with The bike is valued at $800. treaty. trespassing at Godwin Hall at 12:56 a.m. April 6. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole two The International Covenant on Civil and The incident reportedly was alcohol related. Bose 501 speakers from Warren Hall Highlands Other charges are pending. Political Rights, signed in 1992 by President Room at 2:35 p.m. April 8. George Bush and ratified by Congress, • Four juvenile skateboarders were arrested and The speakers are valued at $300. charged with trespassing at Chandler Hall expressly forbids capital punishment, courtyard at 2:45 p.m. April 6. discrimination against women and certain Petty Larceny prison conditions. The subjects were from the city and county. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole Virginia Ginger claims the United States agreed to One subject reportedly was tampering with a bike State Inspection, 6-96, from a 1985 Jeep CJ7, at Shorts Halt bike rack. publicize the text of the treaty to the American Virginia registration ZVG-2750 Irom Z-tot at 4:40 public, make a report to the United Nations p.m.Aprtl7. regarding the status of human rights in the Destruction of Public » Unidentified individuals allegedly stole an Property/Larceny United States and monitor human rights Apple keyboard, model No. 3501, valued at $65, progress in the future. Unidentified individuals reportedly broke into ♦ and a Macintosh mouse, valued at $60, from Ginger expressed her displeasure with the seven vehicles and stole stereo equipment, disks Harrison Hall, rm. A5, and Anthony-Seeger Hall, United States' failure to observe each of these and tapes in X-lot between 5 p.m. April 5 and 7 rm. 7, at 3:48 p.m. April 8. a.m. April 7. tenets of the treaty. • Unidentified Individuals allegedly stole a The promised submission of the human rights Owners have been or are in the process of student's brown, bi-fold wallet from a room in report to the United Nations, which was due no being contacted for confirmation of the incidents. Chandler HaS at 1:51 p.m. April 8. later than Nov. 20,1995, still remains undone. The wallet reportedly contained a Virginia The first treaty report about human rights Destruction of Public Property license, JAC Card, Social Security card, health • Unidentified individuals reportedly soiled a progress was given to the United Nations more insurance card and other discount cards. than 11 months late. Also, the government only bench at Roop Hall between 5 p.m. April 4 and 7 • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole an gave a copy of this report to one newspaper. a.m. April 5. algebra textbook, valued at $35, and a Sharp Los Angeles Times. The seat covering wlB be replaced. JASON ST AAB-PETERS/staff photographer see POLICE LOG page 9 Most Americans are not even aware the treaty Visiting Scholar Anne Fagan Ginger exists, Ginger said. addresses human rights Issues Monday. 4 Thursday, April 11, 1996 THE BREEZE

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THEi nc DKCEtcBREEZE Thurssday. i nurssaay, Aprilnpru 11,i i, 1996i vw 5 SGA presents bill of opinion on Gen. Ed. proposal byhv BradRr one on and one off campus and two decided to major in history. She needed information about which courses or not you have competition," Sarb she should take to fulfill her general education and history requirements. It s not just an other on-campus stores specializing Unfortunately. Soled's adviser, viewing an outdated manual, said. "There is a pricing industry in supplies and clothing rather than consistently gave her incorrect information. Soled had to search for standard. We all get books from the issue of whether textbooks, said Doug Watson, same publishers, and the publishers accurate information in the Student Handbook and made repeated trips to marketing manager of the Tech the registrar's office. generally establish the price or or not you have bookstore. "My adviser was really nice and did try to help, but she gave me wrong suggest a retail price. You're only y> Tech's off-campus store is going to find a slight variation." information and wasn't up to date on some of the changes in requirements," competition... University Volume Two. It opened Soled said. The price of a textbook could be last year, and it carries textbooks and affected by other costs, such as Patty Sarb general books. According to Graves, the problem was probably the result of constantly freight charge, Sarb said. changing programs during this period of restructuring."Programs are director of Retail Services Watson said these stores are not "If I had a lot of off-campus competitive, but rather, their mission changing so rapidly there is a lag between programs and catalogs," she said. competition, our prices would Soled's story may not be typical of academic advising at JMU, but it is to serve staff and students. probably be the same [as they are The faculty adoption form tells "There shouldn't be really any does highlight some of the problems that can arise with freshman advisers. now]," she said. Margec Greenfield, director of the Office of Academic Advising, said the bookstore which and how many deviation between prices," Watson The process of buying back and books the faculty will be using. her office is working to solve problems like those Soled had to confront. said. "There's one central warehouse, pricing used books also varies, There was an off-campus and everything goes through that. The Office of Academic Advising, open since August 1995 and located according to Sarb. in Sheldon Hall, is a place students can go to get answers to their questions bookstore on South Main Street The prices are the same. If there's "[The buy-back process] starts called Anderson Brothers. However, any differentiation, it's because some about university and department policy. It is also a place professors can with the faculty members," she said. refer students to when they are unsure of certain policies. it was sold in 1988, Sarb said. items have been in longer and have "We ask them to give us their "This way a math professor doesn't have to advise students who think "A lot of stores didn't make it in been left on the shelf." adoptions so we know what is being the '90s because the economy was Tech's bookstore goes with the they might want to become art majors," Greenfield said. used." The Office of Academic Advising is still in the development stage but is bad," she said. But if the economy suggested retail price from the The bookstore buys back as many working to provide-more and better services to students, Greenfield said. stays healthy, there could be another publisher and discounts it 10 percent, used books as possible based on what It offers Bachelor of General Studies 200, a course in career and life bookstore. said Brian Buttram, retail division faculty tell the bookstore, returning "They're probably going to be planning that gives students the "opportunity to plan and to determine their manager of Tech's bookstore. half of the current retail price to the selling books off campus this fall," "I'm not sure if anyone else purchaser, Sarb said. Sarb said. "But I'm not sure about ADVISING r*#e 9 If the book will not be used the that. We hear that every year." see BOOKSTORE page 9 6 Thursday, April 11, 1996 THE BREEZE

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Students and faculty present WEEKLY EVENTS theatre and dance concert The school of theatre and dance presents "From German officials approve Concentrate," a concert choreographed by nuclear reactor construction • Clothesline Project full display, Phillips Center Ballroom, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. students and faculty, Godwin Hall, studio 355, MUNICH, Germany — Despite objections • Madison Mediators meeting. Baker House, 5 p.m. 8 p.m.. April 12-13. from Washington, German officials on Tuesday The concert will showcase a variety of dance • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404, 5-6:30 p.m. approved construction of a nuclear research works, including comical duets, quartets and • Baptist Student Union Thursday Night Fever, BSU House, 5:30-7 p.m. reactor that will use weapons-grade uranium. several solos. • Baptist Student Union Fellowship, BSU House, 5:30 p.m. The Environment Ministry of Bavaria state said Tickets are $3 for JAC Card holders and $5 for • Fellowship dinner at the Wesley Foundation, JMU Methodists, 6 p.m., and the it has issued a permit lor the reactor, which is to general admission. For ticket information, call be built near Munich airport and operated by the X65I1. New Life Singers Rehearsal, Wesley Foundation, 6^45-7:45 p.m. Call 434-3490. • International Affairs Association meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 302,7 p.m. Technical University of Munich. Technical University applied for the permit in Pre-Law Society arranges free • "Kicking and Screaming," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. February 1993, and the process was delayed diagnostic LSAT for students and 9:30 p.m., $1.50. because of complaints by Bavarians that the The Pre-Law Society arranged for Kaplan • Student Brass Quintets, Anthony-Seeger Auditorium, 8 p.m., free. project could pose a safety threat. More than Center of Charlottesville to administer a free • Campus Crusade for Christ, "Prime Time," Miller Hall, rm. 101,8 p.m. 50,000 people have signed petitions demanding diagnostic Law School Admissions Test, Maury • Muslim Coalition meeting. Warren Hall Allegheny Room, 8-9:30 p.m. the project be stopped. Hall, rm. 201,9:30 a.m., April 13. The U.S. government also opposes the reactor, The test is identical in structure to the actual arguing it could harm long-standing international LSAT, minus the writing sample, and will last efforts to prevent the proliferation of nuclear about three hours. • Catholic Campus Ministry rosary, CCM house, 8:15 a.m. weapons. Washington has sought to have the Pre-registration is not required. All walk-ins are • Department of Physics presents "Numerical Radiation — Hydrodynamic reactor redesigned to use non-weapons grade welcome. For more information, contact Greg Models of Planetary Nebulae," Miller Hall, rm. 109, 3:15 p.m. uranium. Froom, 574-3024. • Nursing home visit sponsored by Baptist Student Union, meet at BSU House, 4 But the permit issued by the Environment p.m. Ministry means the project will go ahead. Daylong music festival to • Baptist Student Union Bible study, BSU House, 7 p.m. benefit cancer research center • School of theatre and dance presents "From Concentrate," Godwin Hall, studio University Program Board and Alpha Kappa 355, 8 p.m., $3 with JAC, $5 general admission. Lambda fraternity will sponsor "Lombardi Gras," • Madisonians, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m., $4 and $6, call X7000 for tickets. a daylong music festival to benefit the Lombardi • Agape Christian Fellowship sponsors SkateNite, Skatetown USA. 11 p.m.-l Cancer Research Center, Hillside Field, noon-6 a.m., $4 admission, $1 skate rental. New study finds more deaths p.m., April 14. • "Toy Story," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, midnight, $1.50. Everything, Puddleduck, j in mary and due to tobacco than alcohol Slackjaw will perform at the concert. Tickets are CHICAGO — Booze is the downfall ol $8 in advance and $10 at the gate, and all Saturday alcoholics, but a new study suggests tobacco is proceeds will go to the research center. • LSAT free diagnostic test, Maury Hall, rm. 201,9:30 a.m. much more likely to kill them. The findings Tickets can be purchased through the Warren • Catholic Campus Ministry mass, CCM house, 6 p.m. indicate treatment for nicotine addiction should Hall Box Office or by phone, (800) 287-5925. be a vital part of substance abuse programs. • Catholic Campus Ministry presents Free Form Friday Auction, CCM house, Mayo Clinic researchers say. Campus organization, friends 8 p.m. The researchers examined medical records for raise money for two causes • School of theatre and dance presents "From Concentrate," Godwin Hall, studio 845 male and female patients admitted at Mayo Students for Camp Heartland and friends of 355. 8 p.m.. $3 with JAC. $5 general admission. Clinic's Inpatient Addiction Program from 1972 John-Michael Knowles are co-sponsoring an • Madisonians, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m., $4 and $6,call X7000 for tickets. through 1983. Most were white and over age 21. all-campus penny war through April 23. • "Toy Story." sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, midnight, $1.50. Through December 1994, 222 of the patients Residence halls and organizations may died. Tobacco-related causes of death, such as participate by collecting money in a jar or bottle. heart and respiratory diseases and lung cancer, Silver and paper money count as positive points, accounted for 109. or 50.9 percent, of the deaths and pennies are negative points. • Catholic Campus Ministry mass, Phillips Center Ballroom, 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. a'nd were twice as frequent as would be expected The goal is to get every student to donate at • Alpha Kappa Lambda and UPB present "Lombardi Gras," Hillside Field, noon- in the general population. least $2. The money raised will be split evenly 6 p.m., $8 in advance, $10 day of event. Alcohol-related conditions, such as liver between Knowles and his siblings and nine • "Toy Story," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 3 p.m., free. diseases and gastrointestinal ailments, accounted Virginia children impacted by AIDS who hope to for 73 deaths, or 34.1 percent, and were more • Presbyterian Campus Ministry sponsors "Sunday Celebration" worship service, than four times the number expected. go to Camp Heartland this summer. PCM Center, 5-6:30 p.m. Money must be turned in at Godwin Hall The study was published in Wednesday's gymnasium, 3-3:45 p.m., April 23, before the • "King of the Hill." sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7:30 p.m., free. Journal of the American Medical Association. Camp Heartland Kids' Presentation at 4:30 p.m. • Jazz Ensemble, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m., free. —AP/newsfinder news service 8 Thursday. April 11. 1996 THE BREEZE

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774 E. Market St. Harrisonburg,VA 22801 (Just down the street from Papa Johns) for More Info cattX6828 432-0280 THE BREEZE Thursday, April 11, 1996 9 Police Log _ Speaker. Advising continued from page 3 continued from page 3 continued from page 5 There are no minimum advising calculator, valued at $20, from a desk on the third the U.S. government doesn't have to obey the interests and values." The course offers requirements, though freshmen are required to floor of Carrier Library at 9:43 p.m. April 8. treaty, according to Ginger. personal assessment tests and a chance for meet with their freshman advisers for • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole a textbook, Ginger went on to comment on human rights students to look at different careers, Greenfield scheduling. Greenfield said. Principles of Physics, 6th edition, valued at $50, from in relation to women and the Women's said. Freshmen who come in with a declared the fourth-floor lab room of Eagle Hall at 9:51 p.m. Conference in Beijing. Office of Career Services and academic major are assigned an adviser from the college, April 8. Ginger, who attended the conference of more advising arc pairing up to provide students with and if possible, the department they want to than 50,000 people. said,"[The conference was] more diverse resources and greater major in. Underage Consumption one of the most inspiring events in the history opportunities. Greenfield is not aware of any Freshmen who come in undeclared are ' A student was charged judicially with underage of the world." other university combining these services this matched with a trained freshman adviser, consumption on Grace Street at the Rockingham Topics covered at the conference included way. "It is real ground-breaking stuff." • Greenfield said. Memorial Hospital Cancer Center at 12:25 p.m. April women in poverty, education and women, The career and life planning course is an Students stay with their freshman adviser 5. violence against women, women in the media, example of this partnership. Advisers from until February of their second semester. At this women and the environment, and female career services and academic advising help point, those students still undecided have their Fire Alarm children killed at birth due to their gender. teach the class, Greenfield said. records switched to the Office of Academic • Cigar smoke activated a fire alarm in Ikenberry Elaborating on the Beijing Conference, The Office of Academic Advising also is Advising, said Karen Augsburger of academic Hall at 4:15 p.m. April 5. Ginger said one of the main problems for responsible for selecting freshman advisers and advising. • Cigarette smoke activated a fire alarm in Hanson women in many countries is the lack of running matching them with incoming students. • The Office of Academic Advising also acts Hall at 11:46 p.m. April 6. water available to them. To become a freshman adviser, professors as a referral service. The office works with the Many women spend the majority of their day must apply. Professors are not required to be Counseling and Student Development Center. Number of drunk in public charges since Jan. 11:34 traveling in search of clean water. The right for freshman advisers; it is voluntary, Greenfield Disability Services and International Students Number of parking tickets issued between April 2 women to have clean water was a basic right said. Freshman academic advisers receive small and Faculty Services, Augsburger said. and April 8:966 established at the Beijing Conference. compensation for their services, Greenfield Junior Lisa Neal said she had a very positive Ginger also described the conference's said. experience with her freshman adviser. Jack discussion of the problem of female babies Those selected go through a short training McCaslin, an art professor. Proposal being killed, especially in China. session in the summer to prepare them for Neal came to JMU undecided but with an continued from page 5 In many countries, female children are freshman orientation, Greenfield said. interest in art. During the summer, she wanted There are no written guidelines, but she plans to aborted once the sex is determined, according According to Graves, the training for a new to change her schedule. McCaslin helped propose a bill to include the guidelines in the to Ginger. adviser is two days and one day for a returning change her courses. SGA by-laws. The families of bom female babies may not adviser. Workshops are held throughout the "He always let me know about new courses • Sen. Ann-Marie Phillips. McGraw-Long register them with the government, and this year on topics of interest including financial aid and steered me clear of stuff that would have Hall, said the library will be open 24 hours prevents them from obtaining public and changes in liberal studies requirements. caused me unnecessary grief," Neal said. during exam week. All facilities in the library educations. Ginger said. will be open. She also said the library is looking Students who attended Ginger's speech for volunteer workers from 2 a.m.-8 a.m. expressed their own reactions to Ginger's Bookstore continued from page 5 • SGA voted to allocate $3,000 from its presentation. Billie Buchanan, assistant manager of the reserve account to itself to establish three Freshman Stephen Davis said, 'The speech discounts that much," Buttram said. Tech buys W&M bookstore, said, 'The pricing is all based $1,000 scholarships to incoming freshmen. The was well-presented. It touched on subjects I used books back at half the price if it is going to on the individual contract with the school." scholarships will be for students who have been didn't know existed." be used again. The textbooks are marked up a little from involved in their high school SGA. Junior Claudine Ebeid said the speech was "We buy up to the amount we think we're the publisher's price, but that is the only way • Vice President Kelly Sheeran said "thought-provoking and inspirational." going to use," Buttram said. "But if a new the bookstore makes money. Buchanan said. applications are being accepted for student Ginger concluded her speech with a poem she edition is coming out, we don't buy the old W&M buys back used books at 50 percent positions with commissions and committees, wrote, "The Scissors of Beijing," in which she books back at all because they have no national off the price of the book, depending on including Student Services, Community said, 'The feet of the women are no longer wholesale value." information received from professors. Any Relations and Parking Advisory. Applications bound in Beijing," reminding the audience that The College of William and Mary Has only book not picked up by a professor for the next are due April 17 in the SGA office. the power of women can no longer be denied. one bookstore, located off campus. term is bought back at the wholesale price.

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Sorority Preview Day Sign-ups for fall Sorority Rush Tuesday April 16,6-8 p.m. Wednesday April 17,11-4 p.m W~* Chandler Hall in Mrs. fireen's Thursday April \S, 11-4 p.m. 4J^> On the Commons M* • 10 Thursday, April 11, 1996 THE BREEZE LIST OF STUDENT EMPLOYEES NOMINATED FOQ 1995-1996 STUDENT EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAP

1995-96 National Student Employment Week donations provided by:

Pass the envelope, please.... Apollo Tanning Mr. J's AT&T Leggett Barr-ee Station Nautilus Fitness Center And the winner is Blue Ridge Cycle Works Joe Bowman Chevrolet Papa John's Pizza Ruby Tuesday Good Printers Inc. Sheraton Inn Harnsonburg Harrisonburg Nissan Shomo Realty J C Penney Watson's J! Willoby's STEPHANIE SCATES JMU Dining Services

NOMINEE DEPARTMENT NOMINATOR

1. Susan Benkert Bookstore Ellen Smith 2. Ellen Blankenship PC Dukes Sue Armstrong 3. Heather Brown Contract Dining Services Christopher Hoover 4. Juliette Brown Management Department Karen Bennington 5. William Cassell Admissions Office L.Tamny, J. Harper 6. Gina Christiani Annual Giving Lisa Bailey 7. Maggy Cronin Annual Giving W.Jaccard, L. Horsch 8. Jessica Davis PC Dukes Sue Armstrong 9. Rachel Davis Financial Aid & Scholarships Beth Parker 10.Michael Dixon CISAT Christine Letsky 11 .Brian Dunn Bookstore Kristen Suter 12.Alice Eccles Educational Media Labs Dr. Raymond Ramquist 13.Brian Estes Computer Program/Bookstore Tammy Balser 14.Rusty Farmer Special Events Susan Rutan 15.ChrisGough Office of Residence Life De'Shawn Wright 16.Alan Harris Econ Dev & Partnership Programs John Noftsinger, Jr. 17.CheraHaworth Center for Off-Campus Living Ginger Mullins 18.ChristopherHealy Printing Services Donnie Mongold 19.Kelly Hennessy Counseling & Student Development Center T.Rothgeb, L.Locher, M.Cornelius 20Jill Husband Dance Program/Godwin Hall Nancy Rupee 21 .Amy Johnson University Center Oscar Brinson 22.Steven Johnston ILR Computing Support Tamie Raplee r 23.Larry Keltner University Center Osca Brinson 24.Kristen Kepple Annual Giving Lisa Bailey 25.Lauren Knapp Valley Voice/WMRA Elizabeth Rubush 26.Daniel Konde Contract Dining Services Christopher Hoover 27.Jennifer Lee Mr. Chips Karen Harper 28. Jennifer Lelle Counseling & Student Development Center T.Rothgeb, L.Locher, M.Cornelius 29.Amy Under Social Work Department Gerri Rigney 30.Mark Marini Communication Sc & Disorders Vi Showalters 31 .Eric Moshier Annual Giving Dianne Cullers 32.David Muniz Gibbons Dining Hall Tim Johnson 33.Amy Nichols University Relations Dr. Carol Kefalas 34.Suzanne Nunnally Retail Services/Copy Center Paulette Swinsburg 35.Kate Raikes History Department Michael Galgano 36.Jeremy Ray University Relations Dr. Carol Kefalas 37.Chad Reuille Contract Dining Services Christopher Hoover 38.Peter Rutkowski Center for Off-Campus Living Leah Haworth 39 Stephanie Scates Office of Facilities Planning Donald Cosgrove 40.Kristian Shelly Door 4 Subs Ken Hearst 41. Susan Sibert Carrier Library Alma Hale-Cooper 42.Christine Starkey Bookstore Kristen Suter 43.Rikki Thomas Bookstore Kristen Suter 44.Caria VanDervoort Carrier Library Anna Newman 45. Jessica Velanzon PC Dukes Sue Armstrong 46.Andrew Wallner Media Production Center T.May, R.Starr 47.Christopher Wells Health Sciences Department Dr. T. Hurt, S.Steward, R.Turner 48.Renee Wheelbarger Bookstore Delany Hopkins 49.Anne Williams Retail Services/Copy Center Paulette Swinsburg 50.Krista Williams Poltical Science M. Abbott, K. Knickrehm 51 .Catherine Worley Financial Aid & Scholarships K.Starick, J.Markenam Litz 52.Christopher Wszalek Bookstore Distribution Center Fred Fulk 53.Greg Yakaitis University Club/Steakhouse Melody Lam /

THE BREEZE Thursday, April 11, 1996 U APPLAUSE APPLAUSEAPPLAUSEAPPLAUSEAPPLAUSE APPLAUSE* Special thanks to the following folks for their contributions to National Student Employment Week :

The readers who selected the (Student Employee of the year; 1

Mma Hale-Cooper . Library Joan Houff Desidence Life Jean Huffman Library Dave Morretti Dining (Service* Tom Nardi Financial Aid and (Scholarships Deborah Pine Campusiip Center Kristin outer Rookstore

The student employees who worked hard on initiating and launching the celebration j

Heather Pope (Student Employment Office Ailcen (Sharp (Student Employment Office-

The student employee who designed and produced the certificates ;

Anne Williams • Warren Hall Copy Center

The graduate assistant who solicited and-collected the donations; Chris Clark Office of Career Services.

Let's hear a big round of applause for all of the departments and areas on campus that wholeheartedly joined in and made the celebration a success!!!

. (Jftudent C^nploMwuent Ljop 10 XJst TOP TEN SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO TREAT STUDENT EMPLOYEES (LIST COMPILED BY A SURVEY OF 177 STUDENT EMPLOYMENT ADMINISTRATORS)

1. Be an example. 6.Train, train, train. Model strong work habits through efficient, dedicated work practices. Take time to train your students in important work skills, attitudes Let your own approach to daily work be an example from which students and habits such as perseverance, time management, phone skills, can learn. quality service practices, handling difficult situations. This is the common sense from which success is made. 2.Be flexible. Understand that student employees are students first, and employees 7.Be a team player. second. Though it is important to have high standards on the job, it is As a team leader, develop and nurture the unique contributions of also important to be flexible to accomodate academic obligations. each team member. Take a global perspective.

3.Communicate expectations. 8.Give recognition. Communicate the job standards and expectations to your student When you see a student going the extra mile or persevering through employees. One can't assume that these are self evident to the student, difficult situations, acknowledge this in front of other staff and peers. even though it may seem obvious to you. People need to feel appreciated.

4-Give feedback frequently. 9.Share the vision. Provide constant and appropriate feedback. Student employees - like Have regular staff meetings with your student employees, and inform all employees - benefit from feedback on job performance, providing it them how their work fits into a larger purpose of the department and is communicated with a positive spirit. institution. Remember, purposeful work is meaningful work.

5.Be fair. 10. Be an educator. Supervisors who are too lenient are not doing students any favors. To the degree that we each contribute to the lives of others, we are Campus jobs are real jobs. Treat student employees as you yourself would all educators. How can you contribute to the education of your student like to be treated in a given situation. employees? 12 Thursday, April 11, 1996 THE BREEZE

IJoUF OF \oO MM -SF SAW*, "e*!-, ^ ||i| $**S °^c^ "AlT'S Ttf£T A "BOW WlTrt SWF rtoo^b up -n> V? *Bur \ AM VIFSF TO m you TM; THIW6« A Ufeuhke OF t£UCATT0Al Artb TttF vOortbees Dart... OF MC^P^^1^^ A hit-and-run dart to the driver who looked in his I AM te*> trie" rearview mirror March 31. Yes, you hit and damaged my Jeep, and yes, I saw you do it! Sent in by a student who thinks you need to know that "D" means forward and "R" means backward tflr oFFlcrcF and who wishes people would be more responsible. Pat... A good-job pat to Kathy Aiken for being selected as the representative from the JMU women's gymnastics team at the regional competitions to be held this month and for placing second in the entire Should age be a political issue? region. As young people, some of us tend to view the want media-friendly politicians who are highly Sent in by someone who thinks Kathy and the rest elderly as nonfunctional. There arc, however, ambitious. of JMU"s gymnastics team are pretty talented. elderly people attempting to destroy this The age issue may show up as loyalty. For example, stereotype. Some examples of them can be found will voters in South Carolina vote for Thurmond among politicians. But is there an age at which one because of his excellent political record and keep him becomes unable to make sound decisions, policies or be in office as a reward for terms gone by, or will they Dart... a leader? vote for him because he is still an effective leader and South Carolina's Senior Sen. Strom Thurmond (R) is politician? A this-isn't-preschool dart to the person who , 93 years old and running for his eighth term in the South Carolina citizens say they would have instead of asking G. Gordon Liddy a valid question, Senate. Ironically, he is an advocate of preferred Thurmond not run for re- made no point and was very rude. term limits. 44 election, but it looks like they're Sent in by someone who was there to witness this Presidential candidate Bob Dole (R- ... is there an voting for him anyway; he beat his person embarrass himself, rather than the intended Kan) current senate majority leader, is age at which one opponent, Elliot Close, a 42-year-old, "G-Man." 73 years old and, if elected in the fall, by 33 percent in a recent survey of will be the oldest president to lead the becomes unable to likely voters, according to the April 8 United States. Sen. Edward "Ted" make sound Washington Post. Pat... Kennedy (D-Mass) is 63 years old and Health factors are another deClSWnS, pOllCieS consideration for elder politicians. The serving his sixth term in the Senate. A yoirre-the-man pat to Bryan Buser for being These men, no doubt, have made nr ho n lender? " Public was concerned when Ronald valuable contributions to the Ui uc u icuucr . Reagan's and George Bush's healths selected as a senior residence advisor next year and government and the United States faltered during their respective for his dedication to all the White Hall residents this during their time in office. But could their age and presidencies. year. length of time in office have put them out of touch with We should hope if Dole does win his third bid for the Sent in by the grateful residents of White Hall. what their constituents want? presidency, he will have the good health to make the Another controversy involved in the age issue with distance of his term, which will last until Jan. 20, 2001. politicians is the question of their experience versus the Basically, the age issue in politics is one of a split Dart... fresh ideas and outlook of younger bureaucrats. Some road. Is there a way to follow traditions in the believe there should be a balance between the old and government and still conform to modern technologies A keep-your-filthy-infantile-drunkard-behavior-1 the young in the government. The elder statesmen and ideas? on-the-Row dart to all the pampered Greeks and The United States has politicians with age and should be there to maintain order and tradition, and the Greek alums who came to D-hall during Alumni younger should be there to introduce fresh ways to experience on their sides who have shining records, and Weekend, trashed the place, wasted food and abused approach old problems. it also has politicians with fresh ideas. How will we Back in the day's of Abraham Lincoln, age wasn't as choose between age or youth to lead us into the future? the employees. big a deal. Americans looked more for a president, and ' Sent in by a couple of students who would've other politicians for that matter, who would be good The house editorial reflects the opinion of the editorial joined a fraternity or sorority if they wanted to see leaders. Politicians weren't under as much media board which consists of the editor, managing editor and this behayipr, scrutiny. Now things have changed, and Americans the opinion editors.

Editorial Policy Karen Bogan . . . editor Kara Ogletree . . . managing editor Pat... Laura L. Wade . . . opinion editor Jeffrey Ward . .. asst. opinion editor I-etters to the editor shinild be no more than 500 words, columns should he no more A thanks-for-helping-us-get-to-Africa pat to the than 800 words, and both will be published on a space available basis. They must he bands Navel, MOJO Chili and Instinct for playing deliveted to The Biwe by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. last week at the Benefit Bash Week at the Office TTic Breeze reserves the right to edit tor clarity and space. Steakhouse. The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the newspaper, Sent in by the thankful JMU Campus Chapter of BreezeAMES • IN UNIVERSITY this staff, orjames Madison University. Habitat for Humanity. THE BREEZE Thursday, Apr'1 '•• 1996 M

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Recapture Take Back the Night rally tonight; Tchaikovsky. Schubert, Robert Mapplethorpe. Chopin, Georgia O'Keefe, Keith Haring, or Socrates and Plato? Join to end violence against women Will history forget some of our best (and worst) leaders: your inner Alexander the Great, Gaius Julius Caesar, Emperor Hadrian, To the Editor: Richard the Lion-Hearted, Edward II, Frederick the Great, Violence against women is a problem of epidemic Alexander Hamilton, James Buchanan. J. Edgar Hoover and proportions. According to the College Women's Handbook, possibly Winston Churchill? five-year-old written by Rachael Dobkin and Shana Sippy, one in four college- What about some of our best athletes like Martina aged women has experienced attempted rape, and one in seven Nayratilova, Greg Louganis, David Kopay, Bruce Hayes and "These are the best years of your life, so enjoy them while women has been raped or will be by the time she graduates from Rudy Galindo, to name only a few? you can." Sound a little too familiar? college. Will we stop watching Barbara Stanwyck, Sandra Bernhard. We've all heard the college experience described this way. •One in 12 college men have committed acts that fit the legal Rudolph Valentino, Amanda Bearse, Dick Sargent, Lily Tomlin We usually get this from our parents, probably because it's as far definition of rape or attempted rape, yet only 1 percent of them or Rock Hudson? back as they can remember. And1 once we enter the ranks of the considered their behavior criminal, the handbook state's. There has been speculation that Sigmund Freud was gay. middle-aged, I'm sure we'll say the same thing to our children. According to FBI statistics for 1987, one rape occurred every Will we forsake the father of psychology and abandon his work? six minutes in the United States. The FBI also reports that Will we stop listening to Elton John, k.d. Lang. Sophie B. violence against women is the leading cause of injury to women, Hawkins. Melissa Etheridge, R.E.M., the Breeders, the Indigo more than office-related, car or drug-related accidents. Girls and Dave Matthews? Guest Columnist Because we refuse to allow this violence to continue, and What about those who have flirted with bisexuality or because we refuse to live in fear, concerned students have homoerotic themes like Madonna, David Bowie, John Lennon. formed Take Back the Night Coalition. This year, JMU students, Trent Reznor, Alanis Morisette or the Red Hot Chili Peppers? — Kelley Blassingame faculty and staff will continue the Take Back the Night tradition Where do we draw the line? by hosting our own rally and march on April 11 at 7:30 p.m. on What about Cunningham himself? the Commons. According to Dartmouth College, a Guatemalan lesbian For now, however. I beg to differ with anyone who says poetry class that Cunningham cited them to have does not exist, these years are the best of my life. This is not to say I'm not as stated in the March 2 Daily News-Record. enjoying college thus far, because I am — probably more than I He also felt that the gay and lesbian literature class and some should be. Nonetheless, there was an age I'm willing to bet most unknown homosexual art exhibit were "offensive activity that of us would love to have back. shouldn't be imposed upon others, nor should taxpayers or It was the age when OshKosh was the only brand name you students have to pay for it," as printed in the Feb. 21 DN-R. needed to know, cookies and milk could cure just about The last lime I checked, a gay and lesbian literature class and everything, your bologna had a first name, and you could mess art exhibits were not required of any student. up big time and justify it with, "But I'm only 5." According to the DN-R, Feb. 21, Cunningham does not want Now that we're entering the home stretch of the year, papers, mandatory student fees to go to any social, political or religious tests, registration stresses and added pressure in general are groups. piling up. Yet he sees nothing wrong with a reported $500 donation Faced with many responsibilities and deadlines, I find myself made by JMU's Student Government Association to the pro-life longing more and more for the playground days when my only At the rally, individuals will speak about violence against Operation Rescue. To him, this is a "charity." responsibility was eating my vegetables, my toughest challenge women and what we can do to prevent it. The rally will also If he is allowed to get rid of a course focusing on gay and was finding out where babies come from, and the only thing I provide a supportive environment for those wishing to speak lesbian literature, what will be next? had to make time in the day for was "Sesame Street." about their own experiences. The women's or African-American studies, human sexuality Remember how school was fun when you were 5? Your The rally will be followed by a candlelight march through or evolution courses? His ideas are part of a larger agenda by the biggest decision was.whether to finger-paint or play with blocks, campus in protest of the physical and emotional oppression of religious right. and playing and taking naps were required. women and in memory and honor of those who have died as a Recently, the Tennessee State Senate passed a measure stating Your most critfcal assignment was to draw a picture; if you result of violence and those who continue to survive violence. that the Ten Commandments should be posted in homes, drew a line and called it an airplane, you were a genius. Cutting This year, Take Back the Night will be dedicated to the churches, businesses and schools according to the March 6 USA and pasting could get a little tricky sometimes, but if you got memory of Angie Knowles, mother of JMU student John- Today, and they also have a bill that would require any teacher discouraged, eating the paste made you feel better. Michael Knowles. who presents evolution as fact to be fired. Five-year-old relationships were easier for one reason — you On March 20, Ms. Knowles was shot by her estranged Are we going to return to the days of witch hunting or hated the opposite sex. Yet even so, each Feb. 14, everyone had husband. It is our hope that Take Back the Night will create a McCarthyism? 20 valentines. Your teddy bear was your significant other, and space of support for the family of Ms. Knowles. Who decides what expression is? the only disease you had to beware of was the chicken pox. Contributions to the Knowles Family Assistance Fund will But most important, to any 5-year-old. there's no place like also be collected at the event. Donations to this fund can also be Gary Morral home. It was a place you never had to miss. Mom and Dad knew sent to JMU Box 7037. senior everything -, what they didn't know they made up. You never We invite the entire JMU and Harrisonburg communities to psychology knew the difference, and it didn't matter. participate in this important event to allow the voices of women Siblings could be a pain, but it was easy enough to get them silenced each day by sexual, physical and emotional abuse to in trouble (sorry if you were the oldest). You took bubble baths finally be heard. Lakeside vandals hurt all residents; and got tucked in every night. The night is ours; together we can take it back! behavior unfair to housekeeping staff Now we have to come up with our own answers, and the chances of getting tucked in are slim to none; we realize we took Cheryl Huber Katie Schauer To the Editor: all of this for granted. sophomore sophomore I wish to express my appreciation for your recent article on Now, the place you never had to miss is the place you spend art history social work vandalism in the JMU Lakeside residence halls. weekends, breaks and summers. But despite the distance and By shedding light on a problem that has continued to plague infrequent visits, your heart is still home, just like it was during Courtney Sears Ann Waller this university since the beginning of the school year, your kindergarten days. Junior freshman coverage will, hopefully, bring about substantial changes in the Being 5-years-old meant you always had your family to try sociology psychology way JMU students conduct themselves. to protect you from falling and to pick you up when you did. It As a resident of Eagle Hall, I am one of the many people who meant your friends were there to give a high-pitched "Oh JMU should learn of the important must continue to put up with tampered water fountains, trashed yeah?!" in your defense. bathrooms and a total disregard for personal hygiene. Five was an age when, as long as the sun was up, the world contributions made by homosexuals I wish to address this issue, not just for the sake of my well- was a huge place open to exploration; even though most of the being, but for the sake of the wonderful staff of housekeepers time it didn't go beyond your backyard. And if the outside world To the Editor: who have the arduous job of cleaning up after our clutter. got too tough, home was never very far away, with Play-Doh Why should the average JMU student be concerned about the Although it is their job to keep our living quarters clean, it is ready and waiting and Kool-Aid practically on tap. What could comments of Charles Cunningham or the loss of a gay and not fair for students to further compound their work by creating be better? Not much. lesbian literature course? such a mess. So I advise everyone to relieve some of their pre-May 3 If we follow the path of Cunningham, does that mean we Lastly, I wish to urge Lakeside residents to stop vandalizing stress by recapturing the 5-year-old in them. Go to a park, get on cannot have a class that celebrates the lives and works of some of their residence halls. the swings and try to touch the clouds (you know you used to). our best writers and poets? Collectively, I hope we will soon realize there are other Go to Wal-Mart and buy some Play-Doh. Blow bubbles; To completely understand their work, shouldn't we know outlets for aggression and recreation besides defacing a bathroom renew your relationship with your teddy bear; eat peanut butter about their lives and loves? window or damaging an elevator light. and jelly sandwiches. Can't we celebrate the collective works of non-heterosexuals As I enter the last month of my freshman year, I hope Then go back and face the hectic, pressure-filled, sleep- such as Oscar Wilde. Walt Whitman, Herman Melville, Voltaire, Lakeside residents will soon make the inconvenience of deprived life of a college student, but remember Bert and Ernie Hans Christian Andersen, Tennessee Williams, Virginia Woolf, vandalism a distant memory. are there if you need them. Dostoyevsky, Lord Byron, Gertrude Stein, Camille Paglia, Allen Ginsberg, Gore Vidal, Clive Barker, Alice Walker and possibly Anthony Faust Kelley Blassingame is a freshman mass communication major even Shakespeare? freshman who wishes eating paste and playing hide-and-go-seek were still What about the works of Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo. marketing considered acceptable behavior. 14 Thursday, April 11, 1996 THE BREEZE

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THE BREEZE Thursday, April 11. 1996 15 r Violence as a result of alcoholism It's funny how some people don't put a lot of thought into schools and made many personal sacrifices. certain things unless they are directly affected by them. I She started going to nursing school, and she worked a full- know I never really thought about what it would be like to time job. She had a dream to become a registered nurse and give have a friend die until it happened. I never burdened my mind with AIDS education until one of my cousins was diagnosed with it and died of it nearly three years ago. I also never worried myself with the consequences of alcohol and how it can manipulate a person's mind until recently. The live-in boyfriend of a woman very close to me, the father of one of her children, threatened her life while he was under the influence of alcohol. The story is one that can tell volumes about what alcohol can do to a person and that the legal system in the United States is screaming for improvement. her children everything, no matter what the cost. Last week, late one night, images of my friend hit my mind She began seeing Jake. She had his child, and while she had like a brick. to quit her job, she stayed in school and moved back in with her I knew 1 needed to call her and that until I did call her. my parents. mind wouldn't quit sending the images. After nearly two years, she and Jake moved to their own I called her. I could tell immediately I'd made the right place. He drank more now that they were on their own and she decision. became apprehensive about marrying him. The voice I heard on the other end of the line was one mixed She remembered what alcohol had done to her past marriage with weariness, apprehension and fear. I would soon learn why. and didn't want to put herself or heT children though that pain She told me the man she had been dating for years, (I'll refer again. to him as Jake for the rest of the column) whom she had a child She thought of her children first. She always cooked meals with, whom she was one day going to marry, had become an for them. alcoholic. They always had clean clothes and warm beds, and they Sometimes he would go out at night and wouldn't return were always happy. She was NEVER a ncglcctcr. home until late, visibly drunk, or he wouldn't come home at all. She told me that a couple of days after the neglect incident, After a while, the sometimes —— ——————— Jake came home drunk again. He became often. told my friend he might as well Jake's family made deals with He made remarks to her kill her. him as incentive for him to stop He continued threatening her or moderate his drinking. about taking her life. He until she, scared for her life, They offered to pay for various grabbed a baseball bat, called the household essentials if he stayed threatened her family. He Said P°]ice- opened the from7oo7and clean J J' asked him to leave. He snatched the bat from her grasp, slammed ■££*&£! Z„"2 if she tried to call the police the front door and made remarks over again and again. He would r i _■ i > j ,, about what a good batter he once lie to his family and my friend to JOT help, he fl MTfl/? the was. keep his relationship with . ■ , . . My friend really believed he alcohol. telephone cord around her was going to hurt her. The fear in Law enforcement officials her voice brought tears to my eyes made attempts to intervene with neck This all happened as she told me the story. Jake's alcohol infatuation. Her 10-year-old daughter, the They pinned him numerous eldest of the three children, heard times for driving under the as a result of the effect of the the commotion and hurried influence but he always seemed n]rnUn] nn Ljv y^i^A downstairs. to only get a figurative "slap on UlLUflUl UIl HIS mina. She saw everything. the wrist." I can't imagine how it felt for Finally, the officers decided to crack down, and the next time her to see her mother threatened by someone who was supposed they caught him for DUI, they set a court date and kept him in to love her. jail for some time, eventually releasing him on bond. I don't want to think about the fear she must have felt. This brings me to the sad part of the story. My friend told me Jake swung at my friend a couple of times, reiterating that a how a few weeks ago, after an evening with his alcohol, Jake battery charge on top of the assault charge she'd already filed returned home in a violent mood. wouldn't change things too much. He also spoke of how if he He made remarks to her about taking her life. He threatened killed her, he would probably only be jailed for five years since her family. it would be considered a crime of passion. He said if she tried to call the police for help, he'd wrap the By the time the police arrived, Jake had put the bat away and telephone cord around her neck. was acting calm and collected. This man, who supposedly loved her, was envisioning how The police could only make one of them leave for the night. to kill her. This all happened as a result of the effect of the Jake left. alcohol on his mind. With all of this happening, you may wonder why my friend My friend stayed away from Jake for the rest of the night. doesn't leave. The answer isn't so difficult. The next morning, in his sobriety, he apologized, but my friend She wants to stay in her home, and she has every right to do was still scared. She tried to get help. so. She doesn't want to uproot her children who have gone She told me how she went to the Office of the Magistrate through three school systems in as many years, and she doesn't and tried to get a protection warrant against him, but she want to have to hide. couldn't because nothing had "actually" happened to her, yet. Many may say the situation is a "her word against his" In other words, because he didn't harm her, she was out of situation. This is her version of the events, and it's sad the only luck. However, she could file an assault charge, and she did. way she could prove her story is if she had bruises or injuries to When Jake found out about the assault charge, he was show. But the law must protect both parties. furious. He couldn't imagine why she would do such a thing; Why can't she be safe? Why won't the law protect her after all, he did apologize. He went for consolation ... he went before she gets hurt? drinking. Why would someone let alcohol stand between his or her When he returned home, he tried to talk my friend into family and morality? Why do people think it will never happen dropping the charges, but she wouldn't. He threatened to screw to them? up her future career, her children's lives (she has two other As I write this, I know Jake is out drinking again. children from a previous marriage) and her family if she didn't I know my friend is scared about what may happen when and drop the charges. She didn't. if he comes home. He then filed child neglect charges on her. His motives were I know I love her, and I pray to God to protect her and others without base or reasoning, and the sole purpose was revenge. in similar situations. My friend is probably one of the hardest working, goal- seeking, remarkable young women I've ever had the pleasure of Laura L Wade is the opinion editor and a freshman mass being acquainted with. communication major who urges anyone who is in an abusive She was married to another man who befriended alcohol, and relationship or believes he or she may have a drinking problem it tore apart their seven-year marriage. to get help. She also encourages everyone to attend Take Back BEN nOCTOKJstaff artist She stayed on her feet She kept their two children in good the Night. IA TL j... 4„.:i 11 mo/; T«p u u ). r / I-

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According'to UPB film assistant showed up, but that was an all-time Additionally, Edwards said. "The Jenny Perepletchikov, UPB and low." Russian film festival is on Saturday, Mercy House teamed up for a Robinson cited outside forces as so we want to show ['Toy Story"] as showing of "The Blues Brothers'" in influencing attendance figures. much as possible. It's not because we January 1996. "'Tron' should only be stumbled think it's a cult film. It's your normal "They had a 'Blues Brothers' across on Friday, look-alike contest, where a few Sunday ————-———^^^—^——^—■—— Saturday people really got into it. They had afternoons << rr . t ' . blockbuster suits and hats ahd everything ... it on TBS... stuff that most film." was insanely fun,'" Perepletchikov actually they ,, . . , According to said. showed people would think Walt During some midnight movies, like two Disney's even the projectionist has been swept days before about tossing aside, World Wide up in the festive atmosphere. weU/P Mindid, soen U * Web "In the past, we've had I'm sure that homepage. projectionists taking liberties with the really hurt we '11 happily thread "Toy Story," films, splicing short bits of footage our turnout," which from other films — the midnight Robinson through our required movie is more prone to this type of said. 800,000 activity," Balgavy said. Unlike . projectors." hours to According to Robinson, on one "Tron," the animate, is occasion a clip involving venereal UPB film Marc Balgavy the first full- •disease was spliced into the middle board is 1995 UPB film chair length feature of the "Lion King." banking on ■———^— ' created PHOTOS COURTESY OF WALT DISNEY And in the past couple of years, the success entirely projectionist activities haven't been of "Toy Story." The Walt Disney through the use of computer The computer-animated movie 'Toy Story' will play at Grafton- limited to taking liberties with films. production will be shown a total of animation. Stovall Theatre at midnight on Friday and Saturday. "We used to have bike breaks five times. In addition to the Friday For fall semester, UPB'S film by Jim "Vegas" Terp childhood movie memories. where somebody would drive a bike and Saturday vi'ewings, "Toy Story" board could have a midnight showing contributing writer "They're really bad movies that you around the theater," projectionist will be shown twice on Friday at of "Show Girls" at Grafton-Stovall saw as a child, but dfdn't realize were Joshua Nathanson said. "We'd put regular show times and once on Theatre, according to Edwards. A mellow audience with goofy bad then . . like 'Goonies,'" the spotlight on them, and people Sunday at 3 p.m. "We wouldn't want to show it at smiles and glassy-eyed stares awaited Robinson said. would chant 'BIKE BREAK! BIKE According to Boyke, five any other time," she said. "It's the beginning of Cheech and Expanding on Robinson's BREAK!'" showings of "Toy Story" is not a something that people can go to and Chong's "Up in Smoke." Lulled into observations Balgavy said-' When attempting to predict the Grafton-Stovall record -- the current just act completely stupid." a false sense of security, Grafton- 'Midnight movies are usually Stovall Theatre audience members cheaper. The prints aren't as good ... eased back in their seats as the stuff that most people would think opening credits began. Suddenly, a about tossing aside, we'll happily strange squeaking sound emanated thread through our projectors." from the back of the auditorium. Films that have a narrow Confused, the viewers turned around popularity base often fall under the as a naked guy attempting to play an "cult-movie status." The recent accordion ran down a side aisle. showing of "Cool As Ice" provides a "Midnight movies are a long- strong example of a cult movie. standing tradition at JMU, going "We're the only college in the back at least a decade," said Marc country to actually show the film Balgavy, the 1995 University "Cool As Ice," so I think right there Program Board film chair. that bolsters the entire reputation of Following its monthly midnight JMU." Balgavy said. ritual, the UPB is showing "Toy According to Robinson, not only Story" midnight Friday and Saturday was JMU the only college in the at Grafton-Stovall Theatre. nation to show "Cool As Ice," but the "Toy Story' fits the midnight only venue other than prisons to movie mold because it's an off-beat recently show the film. pure fun exercise in midnight For sophomore Meredith Bragg, revelry," film assistant Ted Boyke the attraction of midnight movies said. isn't always what's on screen. Audience familiarity with films, "Going to midnight movies at combined with an atmosphere of Grafton-Stovall is not really about unpredictability, distinguish midnight the movies, but going to see the movies from the standard Grafton- audience's antics and comments," Stovall fare. she said. / "The midnight movie is a little Over the past few years these older, so I think the word 'zany' can antics have taken several different be used to describe it," Balgavy said. forms. "It's stuff that people arc familiar Current film chair sophomore with. It's the son of movie where Amy Edward,s fondly recalled the you've got to have the right frame of audience involvement at a midnight mind to go see . . . >ou're there to showing of "Goonies" last year. have a good time; you're there to "People were going nuts; people RICK THOMPSOtilsiaff photographer watch this classic cult sort of movie were dancing everywhere." she said. with all your friends." According to Balgavy, a band Woodstock in Harrisonburg? For film assistant and self- called the Ice Cream Socialists proclaimed "Grafton-Stovall fashion played eight or nine Ramones songs The band Sons of Iculus played at The Office on Monday night. The event was sponsored by designer" Michael Robinson, the before "Rock and Roll High School" CARE and was part of the fundraiser CAREstock which helped raise funds for battered women. attra"iion of these movies lies in two years ago. 18 Thursday, April 11, 1996 THE BREEZE

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desirable, makes up for the absent student population, Senger I by Chris Klimek A growth industry says.When school is in session, salons lure students with staff writer "The most common sign of skin cancer is a change on the skin, such as a growth or a sore that won't heal. Sometimes competitive pricing. Easy Tan offers an introductory package of 180 minutes of exposure time on its Sontegra-system ANYBEACH, U.S.A., SPRING there may be a small lump. This lump can he smooth, shiny and waxy looking, or it can be red or reddish-brown. Skin cancer tanning beds for $19.95. VIP Total Imaging has an April BREAK — It is an overcast and special offering 10 visits, in the 10-minute or the 20-minute not particularly warm day in may also appear as aflat red spot that is rough or scaly." —From the National Cancer Institute Database bed, for $20. A Perfect Tan charges $24.95 for its 180-minute March. The sky is so gray, the package, though Patty Thomas, Perfect Tan's owner, cautions sand looks intensely yellow by "Everybody wants a tan," says Kendra Senger, co-owner of about considering only price when choosing a tanning salon. comparison. All around, well- "It's a competitive business in this area," Thomas says. "A adjusted college students lie on Easy Tan in Harrisonburg. "They see other people with tans, and they start getting the fever." lot of [salons] don't want to provide a tanning-salon type towels, cloud bathing, trying not facility as much as just a herd-'em-in type moneymaker. They to shiver too much in their Senger, who has operated Easy Tan for seven years with husband Sunny Senger, estimates one-half to three-fourths of don't want to educate the public about tanning. swimsuits. But they look great! "Some of them use outdated equipment or let the Considering the entire continent east of Montana is still her clients are students, though it depends on the season. Surprisingly, business does not drop off much in the summer customers tan for longer than they should or use unsanitary suffering through the longest, coldest winter in eons, it's beds," she adds. reasonable to wonder, how'd they get so tan? The answer: when natural sunlight is free. The increased business from locals during the summer months, when being tan is especially Thomas advises potential tanners to ask questions when better living through science. they check out a salon, such as the type of tanning system they Tanning salons are an estimated one-million-customers-a- JASON STWB-PETERS/staff photographer use and whether the bulbs are fresh. year industry. Because the light most newer model beds emit is In addition, she says, the bulbs should be made by the composed of 95 percent ultraviolet A rays and less than 5 Suncreens, like the ones shown here, should be used when tanning at a salon. same company that manufactures the lamps. Thomas says A percent of the more harmful ultraviolet B rays found in Perfect Tan uses the Wolff system. sunlight, many tanners believe it to be safer than natural Both A Perfect Tan and Easy Tan offer free safety goggles sunlight. and have signs posted in the tanning rooms urging clients to Tanning salons and manufacturers of tanning beds do little use them. Easy Tan employees clean the tanning beds after to refute this popular misconception, according to some each use. Sophomore Teresa Martinez, a client of Apollo Tan dermatologist such as Dr. William Sowers, who maintains a in Harrisonburg, says this is a blessing. private practice in Staunton. "They usually just tell you to spray down the bed before "There is a definite risk involved with using a tanning bed," getting in it," Martinez says of her salon. explains Sowers, who formerly served as president of Vickie Gragg, manager of Apollo Tan, confirms that they Dermatological Society of Virginia. give their customers towels and spray bottles of disinfectant "For a while, UVA was believed to be safer than UVB and ask that they clean the beds themselves. Their customers because people do not sunburn as quickly in UVA as in UVB. don't seem to mind taking responsibility for their own safety. But that's because UVA penetrates the skin deeper than UVB," Tambrea Reed, another Apollo Tan client, says tanners need Sowers says. Prolonged exposure to UVA light has been to use their heads regarding exposure time and safety proven to damage the deeper layer of skin, called the dermis, precautions. as well as to cause wrinkles, discoloration and toughening of "I told myself I would never be one of those people who the skin. does it all the time," says Reed, a sophomore who visits And the evidence doesn't stop there. The American Cancer Society reports tanning beds can Apollo Tan twice a week for 15 to 20 minutes. "Some people emit up to 10 times the level of UVA rays emitted by natural you see walking down the hallway there, and they look like they're made of leather." sunlight. And while UVA radiation may not noticeably damage skin Reed, who visited her first tanning salon with a friend as quickly as UVB, both types of radiation can damage eyes during her senior year of high school, bought a package a few weeks before spring break to get a "base tan," just enough to just as quickly. 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Photo illustration by JASON STAAB-PETERS and MELISSA PALLAD1NO Many students report they feel better with a tan, prompting them to go to tanning salons. Unfortunately, there are dangers involved. <■*- keep from burning later in the season. skin more vulnerable to burning. "I didn't want it to be that noticeable," she says. "'But I feel Finally, people who have high blood pressure should not better when 1 have a tan. I feel like summer's here." tan, as well as those who take tranquilizers. diuretics, birth Reed says she is aware of the risks of artificial tanning, control pills or some types of diabetes medication, as all can which is why she is careful to limit her sessions to no more than increase skin's sensitivity to ultraviolet radiation. Diagnosing 40 minutes a week. She currently shares a $30, 250-minute package with a friend. Yellow means caution She says she is just as careful protecting her skin from "Skin cancer is more common in people with light-colored damage by natural sunlight as she is tanning indoors. Melanoma skin who have spent a lot of time in the sunlight. Skin cancer "I wear a 15 sunblock whenever I'm going to be outside in can appear anywhere on your body, but it is most common in the summer," she says. places that have been exposed to sunlight, such as your face, neck, hands and arms." - skin is composed of two layers: the Some risks to consider —From the National Cancer Institute Database repidermis, or outer layer, and the dermis. "The five-year survival rate for patients with malignant The epidermis includes three kinds of melanoma is 87 percent. For localized malignant melanoma, Although the dangers of contracting skin cancer through cells: basal cells, squamous cells and the five-year relative survival rate is 94 percent, and rates for repeated exposure to tanning beds are real, some medical melanocytes, which determine the skin's regional and distant disease are 60 percent and 16 percent, authorities say that like many vices, tanning is fine in color. Melanoma, the deadliest form of respectively. About 82 percent of melanomas are diagnosed at a moderation. "We're not worried about the girl who goes twice skin cancer, occurs when malignant cancer cells are local stage." a week for the month before prom so she can wear that off-the- found in the melanocytes. —From American Cancer Society literature shoulder dress," Sowers says. "We're more concerned about Melanoma is more serious than cancers of the basal the people who are in there all year round.*' or squamous cells because it can spread, or metastasize, The United States Food and Drug Administration publishes Dr. Douglas Reintgen, chief of the skin cancer division of to other parts of the body rapidly, either through the safety guidelines for manufacturers of tanning systems. the H. Lee Moffitt Cancer Center and Research Institute in bloodstream or the lymph system, according to the Manufacturers are required to include eye protection goggles, a Tampa, Fla., agrees. "It's a pretty conservative approach to National Cancer Institute. built-ip timer, patient-operated controls and written safety say, 'Don't go to these places'," he told The New York Times. The National Cancer Institute recommends instructions. "I mean, these tanning beds have been approved by the FDA." consulting a doctor if you display any of the following However, FDA regulations do not extend to the proprietors Tanning salon owners and clients echo the sentiment that symptoms of melanoma: changes in the size or color of of tanning salons, and only 27 states have laws regulating tanning can be done safely if careful. And, they point out, it's a mole, oozing or bleeding from a mole, or a mole tanning salons, according to the American Academy of no worse than exposure to real sunlight. "We keep our becoming lumpy or swollen and sensitive when you Dermatology. It has repeatedly expressed concern that salons customers informed," Thomas says. touch it. Most cases of melanoma in men appear on the are not regularly inspected and that many manufacturers "If the public knows to ask the question, we're not going to head, neck, back or torso; on women, the symptoms disregard the published FDA rules, according to a report hold anything back from them." more commonly manifest themselves on the limbs. published last year. / VIP Total Tanning, another Harrisonburg salon, makes its Like any cancer, melanoma can best be treated when The American Cancer Society casts a discouraging eye on clients read and sign a release form before they tan, according it is diagnosed early. tanning, though it recommends the following precautions: to Kris Litten, VIP's office manager. "The form warns them of Skin cancer is most common in people over the age Limit exposure to no more than two sessions per week. Most the dangers if they don't follow the rules and also releases us of 40, but it is also diagnosed in young people, salons recommend sessions of 10-30 minutes, depending on from liability for damage they do to themselves." according to the August 1995 issue of the Journal of the how dark skin is, but the American Cancer Society says no one Not all salons are so careful, according to Martinez, who American Academy of Dermatology, should tan for more than 20 minutes at a time. visits Apollo Tan about once a week. Always wear the safety goggles, which salons should "The goggles are there if you want them," she says. "Their provide. Do not tamper with the timer on the bed. Never touch attitude is, 'Take this into consideration.'" the tanning bulbs directly; there should always be some kind of Martinez says tanners should take responsibility for shield between skin and the bulbs. Make sure an employee of themselves. 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store manager, Diane Guthrie. said her company's lending program promotes sales after high school and college fashion shows. "We're honored that people like our clothing." The Delta fashion show has typically been an annual event, though it did not run last year. The revenue from the $2 cover for the production will be spread between the sorority's service projects and national philanthropy Habitat for Humanity. In addition to the fashion presentation. Delta Sigma Theta Sorority Inc. is gearing up to celebrate the group's 25th anniversary. Founder's Week started with a flute performance in Taylor Down Under on Monday night, stress management workshop Tuesday and a funky aerobics class Wednesday. Thursday night's social in Taylor Down Under and the Comer Pocket offers free pool and live entertainment from 7-9 p.m. to all students. On Friday, Delta members will don white arm bands, indicative of their memorial for an alumna who was killed last year in an automobile accident. The week finally rounds out with University Sunday, a RICK THOMPSOtilsld/J photographer Christian religious service in the Highlands Room, led by another visiting alumna of the sorority, social worker June Getting Ready.... Taylor. Sophomore Katie Schauer hangs a promotional sign for 'Take Back the Night' In Warren Hall. 'Take Back The Delia Sigma Theta Sorority Inc. Fashion Show takes the Night' will be this evening on the Commons at 7:30 p.m. place April 13 from 7-9 p.m. in the Phillips-Center Ballroom. Tickets are $2.

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What happens when they live together?

Harrisonburg living with all female roommates. Sophomore Evan Turner lives comfortably in the Commons with story by Jill Stolarik juniors Heather Fariss and Alexa Doroshenk, and sophomore Amy "You're living with a member of Living with members of the Baker. His favorite thing about living the opposite sex!" sophomore Diana opposite sex may cause the residents with all women is that the Russo's grandmother exclaimed in to avoid certain topics in everyday refrigerator is always full of horror. conversation that might take place condiments. Years ago, when grandparents among a group of the same sex. "Guys would just have pizza and were our age, most did not dream of However, Farris said he and his beer," he said. living with members of the opposite roommates talk openly about Turner has learned to reap the sex. But today, more and more men everything. "It's really great because benefits of living with three women. and women live together. we don't have to be macho or prove 'They know the TV schedule. I get Although curiosity and concern anything to her," Farris said. grooming advice, and I can practice may enter the minds of friends and In a different apartment nestled in my pick-up lines on them." family, most students say they would the'hills of Hunters Ridge, Turner also said there is a lesser not mind living with the opposite sophomores Clancy Godwin, possibility of conflict when living sex. Catherine Todd, Melanie Laboon and with women instead of men. "We are like a close-knit family, Bryan Jackson live together. They act When the women of the house and we have all gotten along since more like brothers and sisters than need a little help to make it the first day," sophomore Jocelyn anything else, they said. painlessly through their day, Turner Potts said. Potts is the only woman Trying to compile all the comes in handy. When they feel living among three men in her memorable moments they have tired, he carries in heavy packages apartment in Ashby Crossing. The shared made the four hysterical. But for them, Baker said. men are sophomores Eric Dotson, a few specific events did enter their Farris said when the women get Ryan Farriss and Thomas McKnight. minds. sick of wearing their own clothes, Potts said she enjoys being the "We had a peanut butter fight, a they just borrow his. only woman. "I don't have to worry potpourri fight and are always trying Whether sharing clothes or that what I say will offend them, and to push each other down the hill by conversation, junior Craig Hartsock I get good connections to meet our apartment," Godwin said. "We said he has gained meaningful insight guys." are not afraid to do anything in front about the nature of females from Although some parents might be a of each other." living with sophomores Robin bit apprehensive, Potts' mother really In fact, smiles come to the Rossing, Diana Russo and Kim liked the idea. She felt if anything women's faces when they describe Brown. dangerous were to happen, her the man they live with. He said he loves to come home daughter would be safe living with Todd said, "He's slack and not from an evening out and talk about men. Potts said. uptight, and I just like having a guy "stuff that happened during the day RICK THOMPSOWstqff photographer Dotson said he appreciates having around." and life in general. Sophomore Jocelyn Potts, with roommate Ryan Farriss, a a female viewpoint because he can Everything seems to run smoothly Laboon-added, "He doesn't make sophomore, said she does not mind living with three males. get help from Potts concerning his me feel any safer, but he cracks us all most ot the time, the group said. own problems with women. "We up. That's the best thing about living Russo said she has had the her male roommate. The men in Potts' apartment don't even think about it as living with him." advantage of meeting more guys While men provide clues into the sometimes sound like fathers with a girl." As the only man of the apartment, through Hartsock's friends. male mind and motivations, they are complaining about their wives, she^ McKnight agreed, "Sometimes Jackson may have to watch out for And when Brown is extremely also great for protection. Rossing said. her womanly instinct comes out, and the women ganging up on him. But, perplexed about men, she gets honest said, "There is a real sense of safety One of Dotson's complaints about it's nice." he is not the only male in advice about the male gender from with having a guy in the apartment." living with a female is he "can never Sometimes, the protective male get on the phone." role may be a bit annoying. Russo One night, Potts was on the phone said Hartsock "thinks he has for an extremely long time, and authority since he is a guy, like it's Dotson repeatedly asked her to get his job to protect us like an older off the phone. But she would noL brother," budge, Dotson said. While many students feel secure There was name calling, yelling about living with members of the and screaming, so Potts, very opposite sex, the feelings of their irritated, left the apartment for a few boyfriends and girlfriends also have days swearing she would never come to be considered. back. Eventually she did. and Brown's boyfriend Andy Ankrum, everything went back to normal, a sophomore at West Virginia Potts said. University, said,"I realized it wasn't Another problem McKnight a big deal, and now I'm impartial." mentioned is that he has to keep the ■_, Before you run out to find a bathroom clean. If it is not spotless, roommate of the opposite sex to Potts will make a fuss. make your significant other jealous, Even Hartsock, who likes where try not to forget there always may be he lives, was full of complaints about c a little trouble in paradise. the women he coexists with. "You Potts said the men she lives with can't watch what you want to watch can be really moody at times. "They on TV. The toilet seat always has to will be mean, and they don't even be down. They PMS and eat your realize it." food. You can't come out and tell a As the only woman. Potts said she girl what's on your mind. You has to sacrifice some of life's always have to think of their feelings pleasures, such as sitting down with a first. If you leave hair in the sink, you cup of coffee and talking about guy will never hear the end of it. And guy problems with the girls. friends never want to come over Being just one of the guys can be because you live with a bunch of inconvenient at times. "Little things chicks." that you expect to get done don't get There is always a conflict with the done, such as cleaning up beard hair television, Hartsock said. "Every in the sink," Potts said. "The guys are time I put on Howard Stem, they all (from left) Sophomores Catherine Todd, Melanie Laboon, Bryan Jackson and Clancy Godwin pile into always bugging me to get off the get mad and leave." All the women Jackson's bed in their Hunters Ridge apartment. 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by Seth Burton ended in a 3-3 tie. contributing writer UVa. came out strong and dominated the second half, holding the Dukes to just two goals On a blustery day better suited for ice by Klaes. hockey than lacrosse, the JMU women's "We just didn't come out with fire in our lacrosse team was left in the cold after a eyes," said Cortezi. who made 14 saves for the second-half surge by the University of Virginia day."We just didn't have the spark we needed propelled the Cavaliers to a 7-5 victory over the from each individual." Dukes on Tuesday at Klockner Stadium. Cavalier freshman defender Samm Taylor, UVa.'s senior attack Kate Evans scored 20 who led UVa. with five ground balls and scored seconds into the second half, breaking a 3-3 tie its sixth goal said. "Ground balls made a huge for the Cavaliers. After winning a draw, UVa. difference (in the second half] We just played worked its way downfield where Evans came with all our hearts." off a pick, received a pass in front of the crease The Cavaliers controlled the midfield and the and shot the ball past JMU senior goalkeeper tempo of the game in the second half, leaving Meg Cortezi. the Dukes' defense second-guessing Minutes later, Evans bounced the ball past themselves. Cortezi to give UVa. a two-goal cushion it "It was a rough game; we broke down in wouldn't relinquish. transition and defense," Cortezi said. "UVa. played hard for 60 minutes; we After Klaes' goal with three minutes didn't," JMU head coach Jennifer Ulehla said. remaining closed out the scoring, the Cavalier The game started well for the No. 6 Dukes defense thwarted the Dukes on several last JAMES MORRlS/staff photographer (5-6) as they won the opening draw but missed opportunities. Senior outfielder Juan Dorsey breaks up a double play attempt Tuesday in two scoring opportunities. The fourth-ranked "We created some problems with turnovers," Charlottesvllle while sliding into second base. Dorsey had two RBI for the Dukes. Cavaliers (8-2) got on the scoreboard first in the Cortezi said. 28th minute when sophomore midfield Peggy Twice in the final minutes, JMU passes were Boutilier sliced through the middle of the intercepted at midfield as UVa. took possession Two-run homer in 10th inning Dukes' defense and fired a shot past Cortezi. and controlled the ball for the remainder of the Five minutes later, the Dukes responded game. when junior attack Shelley Klaes evened the "We just didn't take care of the ball," Ulehla propels Cavaliers past JMU, 5-3 score on a penalty shot. said. "We didn't do the little things. They had Every UVa. attack was matched by the more heart than we did." by Todd Davis "I was just trying to use the whole field and Dukes, and after the Cavs took a 2-1 lead. Cortezi summed up the loss for the Dukes hit the ball hard somewhere," Bulheller said. "I contributing writer Dukes senior midfield Jen Gicking caught the when she said, "We just didn't play the way we was just lucky to get the ball up in the air." ball on the run, moved downfield, split two know we can." The Dukes lost another heartbreaker The sixth was the most productive inning for Cavalier defenders and placed a shot in the The Dukes finish up the regular season on Tuesday in Charlottesville as they fell 5-3 to the the Dukes. Shortstop Corey Hoch led off with a upper-right corner of the goal to tie the game the road against Colonial Athletic Association University of Virginia on a two-run home run double through the gap in right field. Canady once again. rivals Richmond and American before heading by Cavalier shortstop Adam Robinson in the then walked second baseman Rusty Lowery and Freshman attack Megan Riley scored JMU's to the CAA tournament April 19-21 in bottom of the 10th inning. gave up a sacrifice bunt to Razler before being last goal of the evenly played first half, which Washington, D.C. The loss dropped JMU to 17-16. It was the replaced by left-hander Andy Lee. The next second tough loss to the Cavaliers this season batter, senior left fielder Juan Dorsey, hit a shot for the Dukes; they lost a 3-2 decision to UVa. to the gap in right. UVa. right fielder Symmion March 27 at home. Willis made a diving attempt but couldn't come "This loss is extremely tough to take," JMU up with the ball, allowing both runners to score head coach Kevin Anderson said. "Our guys while Dorsey legged out a triple. But the next played really hard, and I'm very proud of them, two batters failed to bat Dorsey in, and JMU's but a few things really hurt us today." lead remained a precarious 3-2. A leadoff walk and a single to start the sixth prompted Anderson to trot to the mound and chat with his starter. A few plays later, Anderson brought in senior Casey Brookens. Brookens had trouble settling down and walked the first batter he With game-time temperatures near freezing, faced, loading the bases. He got Robinson to the Dukes started off sluggish at the plate. ground one toward short, seemingly ending the Except for a two-out single by junior first inning. But JMU shortstop Corey Hoch baseman Mike Mattix in the second inning, mishandled the ball, and UVa. tied the game at JMU couldn't touch the Cavaliers' starting 3-3. pitcher Joel Canady through the first three "A few defensive breakdowns really hurt innings. JMU sophomore right-hander Travis us." Anderson said. "A couple of errors let Harper also started well on the mound with a I- them get back into the game, and then we just 2-3 first inning. couldn't put them away." In the second, UVa. took the first lead of the The score remained tied until Robinson's game 1-0, when third baseman Brian Sherlock home run in the bottom of the 10th, because of led off with a double and was brought home on numerous missed opportunities by the Dukes. a single to right by the next batter, Ryan JMU left men on base in the seventh and 10th Gilleland. Harper then got out of the inning innings before losing. with three straight outs, including the first of "We had our chances to go ahead," Bulheller four strikeouts for the day. said. "We just stranded too many runners. JMU got its leadoff man on in the fourth For the Cavaliers, this win continued one of whe/f freshman center fielder Kevin Razler hit a their best seasons in years, raising their record single up the middle, but the next two batters to 21-14. hit into a fielder's choice and a double play to UVa. pitcher Javier Lopez said, "This was a end the inning. great win for us, especially since it was so cold. "We had our opportunities early on offense We're really trying to make the [NCAA] but just couldn't get the job done. That really regionals this year. Even though that would hurt us today," Anderson said. mean winning almost all our games from here In the fifth, JMU finally got the boost it on, we believe we can do it." KYLE BUS&'senior photographer needed. 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It gives me round, Larry Holmes told the media, feeling. I feel so destructive that I accused. "I think he's a victim of the all Shakespearean figures, his tragic pleasure.. I've shot a lot of people. I ". . . And if [Mike Tyson] is lucky want to destroy something. I wish I judicial system. I think he was set up. flaw—a lust for women and a liked to see them run. I liked to see enough to kick my butt, I still won't didn't feel that way. It scares me. It's but that doesn't condone putting penchant for violence—led to his them beg." He was raised by the respect him. I think that, in four or a miserable feeling. I'd get it when I himself in a bad situation." downfall. Isn't it human nature to streets and learned a warped sense of five years, he'll be out of the picture. was an amateur, and Cus would say, The man Tyson beat to win his root for Tyson as he struggles to morality. He'll be in jail." Four years, one 'Look at this guy, what a tiger!' And first world title, Trevor Berbick, was regain his former glory? But maybe four years in prison month and five days later, "Iron" I'd be thinking, 'I wish I didn't feel also accused of rape. Nebraska's "I feel like I know the guy—i has turned Tyson into a new man. Mike Tyson was convicted of raping this way.'" preseason Heisman hopeful, mean, this is a fighter I've watched Writer and friend Pete Hamill visited 18-year-old Desiree Washington. Simone Figula, secretary of Lawrence Phillips, was suspended for about a decade," said senior JR. the former champ and was astonished When Tyson was released from EQUAL, wonders if boxing is partly half the season for hitting his Getz, an avid boxing fan. "I watched by what Tyson had to say. "Along jail in March 1995, promoter Don to blame for Tyson's aggression. girlfriend. When Warren Moon, him fight as a teenager, I watched with literatures, Tyson has been King proudly proclaimed. "He's "Obviously, he's involved in a sport quarterback for the Minnesota him win the world title, and I reading biographies: Mao, Karl back!" Tyson enforced that notion by of hurting people. I don't know if he Vikings, was charged with wife- watched him get knocked out by Marx. Genghis Khan, Hernan Cortez. knocking out WBC champion Frank can turn [the violence) off. If you're beating, he claimed the pressures of Buster Douglas. I want to keep on In casual talk, he scatters references Bruno silly in the third round. But used to using force, it's definitely the game fueled his raging temper. cheering for him, but I just can't get to Hannibal, Alexander the Great. just this week, a woman claimed possible that there would it out my head that I'm Oliver Cromwell." Tyson sexually molested her in a be a carry-over," she said. rooting for a convicted Hamill wrote that Tyson told him, Chicago bar. Now, more than ever, But that shouldn't condone rapist! But America "Remember when I accomplished all the question should be asked — behavior. "We're born Guest Commentary forgave Ali for draft that I did. I was just a kid ... I should Mike Tyson, a convicted with a certain level of dodging, so I guess wanted to be like the old-time rapist, be supported by the public? intelligence. If you have an eventually we'll forgive boxers, like Harry Greb or Mickey "A heavyweight champion is IQ over 75, you should Scott Pinsker Tyson." Walker, who would drink and fight. going to be a naturally violent know not to rape. Nothing Both Tyson and But a lot of things I did I'm person. We have different societal would make me cheer for Muhammad Ali were embarrassed about. It was very expectations of a heavyweight champ him." JMU athletic director Don Lemish barred from boxing for a similar wrong and disrespectful of me to than a major league pitcher," said After Tyson knocked out Jesse doesn't believe sports are driving period of time and were about the dehumanize my opponents by saying Andrew Speno, a boxing analyst on Ferguson in the sixth round, he told athletes to violence. "I don't think same age, but according to Speno, the things I said. If you could quote 910 WRNL radio in Richmond. the press, "1 Wanted to catch him that athletes in any shape of form that's where the similarities end. me, say that anything I ever said to "Whether we cheer for Tyson is a right on the lip of the nose because I should use work or stress as an "Clearly, Ali and Tyson were facing any fighters that they remember— question of what we think our legal try to push the bone into the brain." excuse to break society's laws. As an different legal battles and a different like making Tyrell Biggs cry like a system is for—punishment or Before rendering Alex Stewart athlete in the public eye, you must moral cause. There was a sense of girl, like putting [Jesse Ferguson's] rehabilitation. If serving time means unconscious in round number one, live by a higher standard. My wife nobility when Ali refused to be nose into his brain, like making you've paid for what you've done, Tyson declared, "I'm confident Alex probably faces more stress than most inducted into the military for Razor Ruddock my girlfriend—I'm then give Tyson a break." Others at Stewart is dead. I'm going to kill athletes being married to me for 30 religious reasons, but Tyson is just a deeply sorry. I will appreciate their JMU agree with Speno. him, otherwise it doesn't count." The years. I'm not in a position to judge brutal rapist. I mean, ultimately Ali forgiveness." 'Tyson faced the consequences of raging spirit that dwells within Tyson Tyson—I have personal doubts won his court case. Tyson didn't." If Mike Tyson has truly changed, his actions and served his time," said has proven difficult to control. whether or not he was guilty, but I Mike Tyson grew up in a world then he still has an opportunity to be Todd Myrick, past president of Senior Darren McLinton knows wasn't picked to judge." most of us only read about. a role model for all people. A man JMU's NAACP. "You can't hold the scrutiny and tension top athletes Don Lemish aside, people have Reminiscing about his childhood, who's turned his life around—now something over a person's head all face. As point guard and captain of been judging Tyson all his life; he's Tyson once said, "I really wasn't a that's something worth cheering. But their life. There has to be JMU's basketball team, McLinton been the subject of four biographies, bad kid. I used to rob and steal. Other if the "new" Mike is just a publicity forgiveness." From 1987 to 1992, sympathizes with Tyson's plight. an Academy Award nominated people consider that bad, but in my stunt, then he deserves nothing Tyson faced sexually-related legal There's a lot of pressure, because documentary and a made for HBO atmosphere and neighborhood, it except our contempt. Tyson may still trouble 11 times. In light of new you're under a microscope. If movie—all before age 30. He came wasn't s**t. Other guys did worse. possess the fury necessary to allegations, has Tyson matured something brings you down, it's hard from nothing; a dirt-poor, single- They murdered people." He allegedly reconquer the heavyweight division, enough to again hear our applause? to bring your reputation back to parent home in a New York ghetto, once told former light heavyweight but unless he has genuinely Mike Tyson told KO magazine where you want it. 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THE BREEZE Thursday, April 11, 1996 35 Women's tennis wins regular season finale by Alison Boyce seed, Karen Piorkowski, was out had more weapons. I was able to get senior writer with pulled rib muscles, causing all her more in trouble than she could but top seed Tory Schroeder, a get me." Meredith Jamieson and Katie junior, to move up one seed for the In other JMU singles wins, Piorkowski probably never expected match. sophomore Dawn Jessen defeated their last home tennis matches to end Malerba said she rested Danielle Fazio, 6-1, 6-2, at No. 3; the way they did. Piorkowski so the sophomore might freshman Chrissy Travlos beat Katja Although the JMU women's be better rested for the Senn, 6-3, 6-3, at No. 5; and junior tennis team beat Georgetown championships. Jaime Marlowe disposed of Susan University 5-2, the two seniors were Jamieson, the team's captain, was Vemon, 6-2, 6-4. the only Dukes to lose their singles also less than 100 percent. Suffering Katie Piorkowski lost her match matches Wednesday at the Godwin from a mystery ailment she said has to Georgetown's Erin Kamemoto in a courts. plagued her off and on since the fall lengthy three-set battle, 4-6,6-4,6-1. Less than idyllic tennis weather season, she fell to Kim Spotswood in JMU swept its doubles play, with created a variety of problems for both straight sets, 6-5, 6-3. at the No. 2 all three matches counting as one teams, as off-and-on snow flurries, seed. point in its win total. stiff winds and temperatures in the Jamieson said she never Schroeder and Piorkowski teamed low 40s caused players to pile on considered sitting the match out once up to beat Schoellkopf-Spotswood. layers of clothing and send balls it became obvious Piorkowski would 8-1; Jessen-Marlowe defeated flying to odd parts of the court. be unable to compete, although Kamemoto-Senn. 8-5; and freshman The weather forecasters said "it Jamieson's illness made the match Eleanor Lasseigne teamed up with was supposed to be 52 [degrees] or difficult to finish. Travios to defeat the team of Fazio 50." JMU head coach Maria "It had a lot of effects. I just had and Vernon, 8-3. Malerba said. "I think they were no energy, and I was very weak. Not surprisingly, aside from wrong." With all the head congestion, I just health concerns, Malerba said the Although the men's tennis team couldn't concentrate," she said. "It weather was her biggest concern for canceled its match Wednesday with took a lot." the upcoming CAA Championships. American University, the women The weather played a hand in at The Dukes don't expect any more didn't have that option. Georgetown least one rally between top seeds impending snow storms or winter- was unable to play today, and JMU Schroeder and Georgetown's Laura like conditions, but that's the travels to Williamsburg April 12 for Schoellkopf. problem: Aside from a week of this weekend's Colonial Athletic In the first game of the second set, games in Florida over spring break. Association Championships. one of Schrocder's returns grazed the JMU has had little experience this 'Trying to play with that many net cord before the wind helped push season playing outdoors in a seasonal clothes on, it's hard to play. You it over and fair, far out of climate. can't run as well," Malerba said. Schoellkopfs reach. "We're probably a better indoor 'But you know, this spring has been Schoellkopf laughed at the play team right now than outdoor. so bad. This is probably the worst then, but in the end, it was Schroeder Probably everyone is," she said. day we've had, though, as far as who had the last laugh, making easy "This weekend is going to be really temperature." work of her opponent with a quick 6- hard. It's supposed to be 70, 75 In addition to battling the cold 2,6-0 sweep. [degrees] in Williamsburg. We're weather, the Dukes also had to "1 think 1 was just a more solid going to die. • AMY SANDLIN/.tf nior photographer overcome the Hoyas without one of player," Schroeder said of her "We'll probably be sweating — Sophomore Dawn Jessen, competing at the No. 3 seed, goes their top players. JMU's usual No. 2 matchup with Schoellkopf. "I think I we don't know what that's like." airborne to return a shot In her victory over Danielle Fazio.

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Valley Wellness Center, 411 Stone June & August leases available. males, Share condo. $205. 433- Spring Rd. 4348224 $650/mo. Call Coldwell Banker, 8822 2BR furnished suite - Hunter's JMU clothing items! 434-1173. Ridge townhouse, $450/mo. Call $ Cruise ships hiring! Students Arrived just In time Sublet In Ashby Crossing! 2 RMs, 433-7351. needed! $ + free travel (Caribbean, College Station - 4BR, 2 bath, Available May-July. Call Amy or Europe, Hawaii!) SERVICES for Spring! fully furnished, fully equipped, Betsy. 433-1383. Price negotiable. Seasonal/permanent. no FOR SALE experience necessary. Gde. National DJ Connection - Music $210/person. August to July AIA's - Hope you all had a great lease. This is our last one. Call Summer sublet - Room in Olde (919)92*4398 XC1179. entertainment you need! And Home-brewing supplies - Kits, Easter! nowl Coldwell Banker, 434-1173. Mill Village, Cheap, make me an Karaoke. 4330360 grains, hops, yeast, literature. Call Earn $500 or more weekly stuffing offer. Eric, 432 1765. 432-6799. May Graduates - Do your parents 2BR apt. - 1/2 block from JMU. envelopes at home. Send long Quality auto body repair - Student SASE to Country Living Shoppers, discount. Extended hours. 434- need rooms for graduation? I have Living room, eat-In kitchen with 1990 Pontlac Grand Prix - Air, appliances, W/D. Year lease, J-M Apartments Dept. M18, PO Bex 1779. Oenham 1594 extra reservations, 15 min. from stereo with graphic equalizer, Springs, LA 70727. campus. Call Alice, 432-0767. $500; 9 mo.. $525; 6 mo., $550. 434-1847 or 434-3882 power doors/windows, tilt, cruise. No pets. Coldwell Banker. 434 119k miles; runs great. $4,000. Attention all studentsl Grants & 1173. scholarships available! Billions of Hey all you MotherPhunkersI 2-BR Apt. S380/mo. 43J2955 NOW HIRING FOR FALL $$$ in private funding. Qualify Make way for the President of Funk! 3BR apt. - 1/2 block from JMU or $190/person 1991 Blue Geo Storm - Great BOOKRUSH! immediately. (800)AID-2-HELP campus. Huge living room. eat-In condition.$5,500/obo. Call x4827. (800 243-2435). kitchen with appliances. W/D. Year 3 BR Apt. $450/mo. $4.90/Hour COFFEEHOUSE lease, $600; 9 mo., $625; 6 mo.. or $150/person State application A completed Moving? Ship UPS/Fed- ENTERTAINMENT $640. No pets. Call Coldwell HELP WANTED Fall schedule required. Ex/Roadway for less. Parcel Plus, T00AY Banker. 434-1173. AH apts. near Cantrell Bridge. APPLY IN PERSON 574-4644. Jazz wtth Delta Sigma Theta Summer chlldcara - Harrisonburg BY APRIL 22. Last year's rates, naxt year's One of the closest complexes to 7-llp.m. home. M-F, 12:0O-5:30p.m.. 14 A '96 Grade - Beginning your job houslngl Limited availability. JMU! 11 year old. Must have car. $4/hr. FRIDAY University Realty, 434-4424. Owner/Manager! Summer positions available with hunt? '94 graduate shares secrets Call 433-2271 after 6p.m. Grounds, Housekeeping, Building to landing the job you desire. Free Spilling Dew 811:30p.m. 2BR - 3 blocks from JMU. large The good apartments go first Maintenance, & Moving Crews, report. Name & address to J.B.D., $1,750 weekly possible mailing beginning immediately. Must be rooms, old town. 433-2126 so come by and see us! PO Box 635, Virginia Beach, VA our circulars. For infer call available to work 40 hrs/wk, Funk - It does a body good! Get (202)393-7723. 23451. 7:30a.m. to 4:00p.m. Monday- George Clinton tickets now! 6BRs sublet - 1177 Harrison St. Friday. Salary $4.25/hr for new - Staying for summer? Sublease Alaska summer employment - Skydlvel Freefall at Skydive May '96-August 97. $150/mo. hires. Higher hourly rates of pay Contact Parrish. 434-4551. 1BR in clean Ashby Crossing apt., Fishing industry. Earn up to Orange! It's a blast! (540)942- Thank you from CARE may be available for those with 3HI1 June & July, $150/mo. Call Carrie, $3.000-$6.000+/mo. Room & prior related work experience. To all the bands who One BR for rent - In Hunters 433-5515. board! Transportation! Virginia state application required. Male/female. No experience volunteered ... Ridge townhouse. Fall '96-Spring May be picked up in the foyer of The Gatherlng- necessary! (206)971-3510, ext. '97, $225/mo., water included. Summer sublease- $227/mo., Hillcrest or at Virginia Employment http://www.takeme.com Beyond The Rhythm Inn, Clean, comfortable. Call David, negotiable. Commons apt. A53253. Scholarships, academic & career Commission. No state benefits. SMIoh, 4321829. Available May-August. 574 2248 resources, internships, sports, English teachers needed abroad! Part-time person - 20 to 30 new. entertainment, travel, music, Gladfetter, Teach conversational English in 4BR apt. - University Place. Summer sublet - Available May- hrs/weekly with computer, debates & 1,000's of links. John's Ashes, Prague, Budapest, or Krakow. No Furnished, great location. Carroll, August, great apt., great price! Call bookkeeping, & office skills & Vibe Theory, teaching certificate or European 434-5150 (PFA). Martha, 434-5398 willing to do grounds work at small NOTICE Sons of Icarus, languages required. Inexpensive industrial complex. Must work on room & board + other benefits. For For more Information and The J In Mary, Summer sublet - 4BRs available Saturdays & throughout week. Cute 4BR house - Living room details. (206)971-3680, ext. assistance regarding the Aaron Wellman, in Campus Condos from May- with fireplace, dining room, Send resume to PO Box 735, K53252. Investigation of financing Bryan Holmes, August. $180/mo. Call Tony. 564- kitchen, 1 bath, basement, garage, Dayton, VA 22821. 2973. Closest complex to campus. business opportunities it work-at Jason Jennings, W/D. less than mile from campus. National Parks hiring - Positions Teach English in Korea - Positions home opportunities, contact the $200/BR, lease/deposit. 434- are now available at National Scott Flnney 8 Brian Mlnter for 7BR house for summer sublet - available every month. Bachelor Better Business Bureau Inc., 8884, 433-8822. Parks, Forests & Wildlife giving us sound, On Cantrell. June-August. 574- Preserves. Excellent benefits + degree required. $18,000- at (703)342-3455. 3243 bonuses! Call (206)971-3620. ext, $24,000/yr. Accomodations. The Office, 4BR townhouse - Available May 1- airfare & benefits. Send resume, Jury 30. Short term lease only. Mt. N53254. Spacious 2BR apt./house - copy of diploma & copy of passport A everyone who supported View Dr. $700/mo. Call Carroll at to Bok Ji Corp., Chun Bang Bldg , Utilities included. Deposit. Cruise ships now hiring - Earn up WANTED CARESTOCKI Prudential, 434-5150. 154-13 Samsung Dong, Kangnam 5/1/96. $525. 879-9947 to $2,000+/mo. working on cruise Gu. Seoul, Korea. 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