Mopars of Brevard, Inc.

Super Bee Lines ~December 2020 MOB website: http://www.MoparsOfBrevard.com Mail address: POBox 410003, Melbourne, FL 32941-0003 Webmaster: Andy Caldwell President Milo Wilson (301) 758-9752 Board of Directors Bob Anderson 321- 258-7935 Vice President Mark Kasunic (321) 537-4079 Board of Directors Frank Parravani 321-541-6678 Secretary Vince Weal (772) 360-5388 Board of Directors Pete Stasio 321-480-9265 Treasurer Kathy Ellenes (443) 994-2626 Newsletter Editor Tony Orbeck 321-626-3535 Mbership Dir Katie Stasio (321) 794-5042 Sunshine Girl Cheryl Parravani 321-541-6678 Historian Volunteer Needed (xxx) xxx-xxxx Public Relations Open Sgt.-At-Arm Open

FROM THE MOB Christmas Party CANCELLED PRESIDENT’S Desk By Board of Directors

It has been decided that our Annual MOB Christmas Party, slated for December 13th, be cancelled due to Covid 19. The health and safety of ALL members are of utmost importance to us. In January, BOD and club meetings will resume in their usual time frames. We wish everyone a "Very Merry and Safe Christmas".

2021-MOB Officers Needed

Once again it's time for the election of new officers. The open positions are President Hello Mobsters and Secretary. If you are interested in either position, please contact any board member. I hope everyone is in good health All that is needed is a desire to continue the and had a safe and good support of "your" club. As always, help in Thanksgiving! I'm looking forward any position is given when needed to fresh New Year and hopefully get back on track. Drive Safely 2021- Membership Renewals and Happy Motoring Another year is just around the corner and President Milo membership renewals are now being taken. Please fill out the form that is included in Ray and Rachel Moyer give this newsletter and return to our treasurer as candy to students at Riverdall indicated. Single member $18/$30 for a school couple. All payments must be accompanied by a renewal form. Membership renewals will also be taken at our January meeting.

See Membership renewal on last page Page 1 of 7 Ray and Rachel’s Coronet in Old Town Kissimmee

For 30 years, Ray and Rachel Moyer have been visiting Old Town in Kissimmee, displaying their beautiful 1968 Coronet 500.

Featured here are some interesting photos taken in this year’s Christmas setting.

Factory air, 318 V8, 1968 Coronet 500

Richard Petty autographed air cleaner

Factory air, 318 V8, 1968 Coronet 500

Page 2 of 7 The boy looks down and said “Well December Dates lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!”

The game warden said, “Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so 1962 Chrysler Imperial Crown whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. Birthdays Convertible So what are you gonna do with him?” Mark Kasunic 12/ 2 A Thanksgiving story The little boy said “I guess I’ll just kiss Bill Hall 12/11 his ass and let him go!” Jon Warner 12/12 From Sharon Bukowski JoAnn Kelleher 12/18 May your stuffing be tasty, A game warden was driving down the Audrey Caldwell 12/19 May your turkey plump, road when he came upon a young boy May your potatoes and gravy never Joyce Osterman 12/21 carrying a wild turkey under his arm. have a lump. Cheryl Parravant 12/21 May your yams be delicious, He stopped and asked the boy, “Where And your pies take the prize, did you get that turkey?” And may your Christmas dinner Stay off your thighs The boy replied, “What turkey?”

The game warden said, “That turkey Anniversary under your arm!” James and Anni MacDonald 12 /16

Car Funnies

1. A guy walks into my parts store. Says, “I need a gas cap for a Kia.” I say, “Okay, sounds like a fair trade.” 2. “Sorry for driving so close in front of you.” 3. A tree never hit an automobile except in self-defense. 4. The closer you get… The slower I’ll go” “Editor’s note……My Mantra!” 5. “I chose the road less traveled… Now where am I?”

Page 3 of 7 A few Interesting notes: 1. If a statue in the Park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes, like President Grant did.

2. Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'. Thus, the word GOLF entered Into the English language.

3. On which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the Year? Father's Day!

Page 4 of 7 Our Sponsors

Page 5 of 7 Page 6 of 7 2021 MEMBERSHIP RENEWAL

I (CLUB MEMBER NAME (s)______AM RENEWING MY MEMBERSHIP IN THE MOPARS OF BREVARD FOR 2021.

CHECK HERE IF YOU WISH TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEWSLETTER ONLY______

I HAVE ENCLOSED MY PAYMENT OF $______

CHECK NO.______PLEASE NOTE: DUES ARE $18.00 A PERSON, $30.00 FOR A COUPLE IN THE SAME HOUSEHOLD, PER YEAR

MAKE CHECK PAYABLE TO: MOPARS OF BREVARD

AND MAIL TO THE FOLLOWING: KATHY ELLENES– MOB TREASURER 2320 MICHIGAN ST. W. MELBOURNE, FLORIDA 32904

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FILL OUT ANY OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION THAT NEEDS TO BE UPDATED

NEW STREET ADDRESS:______

CITY:______

NEW PHONE: (_____)______E-MAIL:______

ANY NEW CARS & TRUCKS, SOLD CARS & TRUCKS OR ANY OTHER SPECIAL NOTES:

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