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Volume 16.— Issue 19. DURHAM, N. H., FEBRUARY 25, 1926. Price, 10 Cents

VARSITY BASEBALL STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT BACK PROSPECTS BRIGHT DRAMATIC CLUB HAS BUSY MEETING N. H. WINTER SPORTS TEAM CAPTURES FROM CONFERENCE Powerful Nine Expected to Represent PRESENTS PLAY Point System Now Enforced— Cut CHAMPIONSHIP OF U. S. AND CANADA N. H. Wealth of Material on Hand. System Is Being Investigated— Six Letter Men to Form Nucleus. Committee Calls on Another Vote to Be Taken on Beat Dartmouth by One Point in I. W . S. U. Finals at Emerson's New Farce a Mascot President Coolidge The New Hampshire Varsity base Three Act Production Hanover— Take Three First Places— McGill Third ball team, with six letter men as a nucleus, looms up as one of the most At the Student Council meeting MIL. TRAINING DISCUSSED RAN YEAR IN NEW YORK CAPT. MICHELSON WINS ONE MILE SKI RACE powerful nines ever to represent the held Tuesday afternoon, it was re University. All battery men will be ported that only two men were ex The Whole Town’s Talking Will Test Coolidge Pleased With Assurance A f called out within the next two weeks, ceeding twenty points, the number Proctor, Green Star, Takes Firsts in Ski Jump and Proficiency Contests- Talent of Local Students... To forded by Land Grant Colleges— although the coach does not expect to allowed under the point system that Establishes New Record Leap— Dustin Wins Ski Cross-Country be Presented at Community has recently been put in force by the Plan of Radio Broadcasting Con have the men out-of-doors until the and Peaslee Leads Field in Snow Shoe Grind— Tetley and House March 3 and 4. council. Before the week is over it sidered first of April. According to Coach Worthen Feature in Speed Skating Swasey the schedule, a sixteen game is expected that both of the cases will affair, is the best the team has had On March 3rd and 4th, Mask and be adjusted. The committee on the President Hetzel is back from his for several years. Dagger will present John Emerson’s cut system deferred its report until New Hampshire won the Inter trip to Washington, where he attend With Garvin, Bruce and Fudge, three act farce, “ The Whole Town’s the next meeting of the council. In national Intercollegiate Winter Sports ed a meeting of the Executive Com pitchers, and French, catcher, all Talking,” in the Community House. the meanwhile, it is gathering data RAPID PROGRESS championship at Hanover last Friday mittee of the National Association from last year’s varsity, and Slayton, This play ran for a year in New on the different methods of allowing and Saturday, when she nosed out of the Land Grant Colleges of Evans, the star twirlers of the York and for a year on the road cuts here on the campus, which will Dartmouth by one point in a field America. “ Frosh” team last year, the team starring Grant Mitchell. be presented to the Administration ON HETZEL HALL comprised of the best aggregations Many important questions were will be well fixed for battery ma What happens when a “ boob” falls committee. The men in Fairchild in the United States and Canada. in love with a girl who will have Hall have asked the council for aid Coach Perley’s men took three first discussed at this meeting, one being terial. First Quadrangle Link the plan taken up with the Secre Although the infield will be lack nothing to do with him, “because he in securing a telephone for the dormi places and piled up a team score of tary of Agriculture of giving to ing in experience in varsity compe- has never lived, because he has never tory. At present the situation is Completing as Scheduled 29 to Dartmouth’s 28. McGill Uni Land Grant Colleges the privileges titon, being composed mostly of last sowed any wild oats?” The girl’s very annoying as it is necessary to versity finished a poor third with a father is very anxious to bring about use a phone in some other building. total of 18 points. of radio broadcasting. There is a year’s freshman men, it is expected WILL CONTAIN 95 ROOMS general feeling that radio will be to prove the strongest inner defense the match. A romance is invented and President Hetzel is taking up the In the first event of the meet, the come very important in educational the nine has ever had. Larson, Eng the “ boob” is framed up with a mo matter with the telephone company. one mile ski race, Capt. Michelson work in the future. lish, Bridge, Celia, Schurman, and tion picture star whom he has never The “ announcing of unannounced Large Living Room Opening on Ter showed his usual form and led home seen. The whole town starts talk quizes” the week before finals con a large field in exceptionally fast Arrangements with the Secretary Kelsea at first, Hatch and Michelson race a Feature — Accommodations of Agriculture were made in the ing, all the girls fall madly in love trary to the spirit of the ruling was time. His work in the s k i proficiency at second, Ramsey at short, and Hoyt for 156 Men—Will Greatly Re methods of procedure in which Land at third, will all be trying hard for with him, and he is the hero of the acted upon by the council. The contest, however, netted him only Grant Colleges cooperate in carry their respective positions. hour. Then Letty Lythe, the movie council recommended that a different lieve Present Overcrowded third place. Charlie Proctor of Dart ing on the new problem laid down in The Coach will have a wealth of queen herself, comes to town accom type of clothes rack be placed on the Conditions mouth gave a beautiful exhibition of marketing Agricultural products. The veteran material in the outfield. panied by her fiance, a prize fighter. second floor of Thompson Hall. This skill and daring while defeating What happens? was in the form of a safety first Rutherford of McGill for first honors. understanding was that colleges With Capt. Nicora, W. Gustafson, Hetzel Hall is well under way, and should have the same relation to the Eaton and Applin all trying for The cast for this play has been measure as the present racks take up Cunningham of Williams won both hard at work for the last seven weeks most of the hall way and fail to meet will soon be ready for occupancy. the skating races in the evening, but Federal Government that they now berths, there should be a merry fight Mr. Kendell, supervisor of the con have to the Extension Work. for these positions. rehearsing faithfully from two to the needs of the students. It is urged New Hampshire’s freshman stars, four hours daily. Farce is hard to by the council that student organiza struction, is quite confident that the Tetley and Wendell, added several The Committee also called on The Schedule: new men’s dormitory will be com April 24—Dartmouth at Hanover. play, requiring much more skill and tion petitions be submitted through points to the Granite State total by President Coolidge, with whom it 29— Bates at Durham. effort than any other type of drama the council. In this way they will pleted as scheduled. The new edifice their excellent work in these events. discussed the work of the Land May 1—Maine at Durham. has been the product of rapid con Grant Colleges of the country. The 4— Tufts at Durham. to be effective, and the cast has been receive much more consideration. Failure to enter men in the figure 8—Bates at Lewiston, Maine. pushed consistently to its utmost Due to the fact that the student struction this winter, due to favor skating competition prevented the President was assured that the col 12—Brown at Providence, R. I. able weather conditions. The out leges were expected to meet the obli 15—Mass. Aggies at Durham or Dover. capability that this presentation may vote on the college mascot was so Wildcats from scoring in this con 18— B. U. at Durham. be professional, not amateurish. close between the Wildcats and Bulls, side is practically finished, and there test, which was won by Bolton of gation which they have assumed in 19—Quantico Marines at Durham. remains very little to do on the roof, connection with military training 20—Northeastern at Durham. A handsome new set has been con neither name receiving a majority of McGill. The first day of competition 22—Middlebury at Durham. structed for the production by the the votes, the council decided that with the possible exception of a small ended with the Blue and White snow and that the work will, will be car 28— Union at Schenectady, N. Y. technical staff of Mask and Dagger even though the University has re portion in the rear of the building. and ice men leading the field with 15 ried on in such a way as to train the 29—Williams at Williamstown, Mass. This accomplishment will allow the students to serve effectively as 31—Connecticut at Durham. under the direction of Elroy Chase. ceived a great deal of publicity by points. Dartmouth was second with June 2—Bowdoin at Brunswick, Maine. construction to go on in spite of any officers in case of necessity. Presi 5—Tufts at Medford, Mass. No expense in money, time, and the name Wildcats another vote 14, McGill trailing with 13, and energy has been spared in producing should be taken. This second ballot weather conditions. Williams in fourth position with 11. dent Coolidge was very much pleased This new “ L” shaped building will (Continued on Page 2) this play and it should come up fully ing will take place at the next con On Saturday morning Dustin re to the high standard set by Mask and vocation and will be between the be the first in the formation of a peated his performance of the Dur MAINE LOSES TO Dagger for the last three years. names of Wildcats and Bulls. quadrangle. It is of colonial archi ham carnival, when he easily won the INTRA-MURAL MEET Everyone has worked hard to make At the next meeting of the council tecture and quite similar to Fair seven mile ski cross-country race. TODAY AND SATURDAY NEW HAMPSHIRE this production a success. The rest a discussion of the smoking tradition child Hall in character. The edifice “ Eddie” Bruce finished third. In the is up to the student body. and freshman-sophomore poster fight will have a front of 132 feet and a following contest, the five mile snow- width of 62 feet, while the “ L” will Events to Begin This Afternoon- The cast: rules will take place. These are all shoe race, “ Duke” Peaslee, New Henry Simmons, Furio Abbiatti extend back 100 feet with a width Michelson, Peaslee, Tetley, and Wildcat Basketeers Win questions of vital interest to the Hampshire’s undefeated star, finished Harriet Simmons, Rachel D'avis of 30 feet. It will contain 95 rooms, Others Ineligible to Score Ethel Simmons, Celia Williams student body. far in advance of all competitors. Again From Bears 36-23 Chester B'inney, John Fleming some of which will be suites. The Points for Fraternities The ski jump, the final event of the Letty Lythe, Marjorie Dahlberg dormitory will comfortably house 156 DAVIS IS HIGH SCORER Donald Swift, Laurence Jensen meet, was a keen disappointment to Roger Shields, Todd Wallace students. The plans show provisions The Intra-Mural Winter Sports Granite State fans when Proctor, Lila Wilson, Elizabeth Bauer for a large living-room, 50 by 18 feet, displaying beautiful form, won first meet, which was postponed indefinite Game Hard Fought on Both Sides. Sally Otis, Margaret Blaisdell UNDERGRADS MAY Annie, Edna Henderson which will open on a terrace. This place over McLaughlin of McGill and ly, will be held on this afternoon Blue and White Leads From Start. Sadie Bloom, Helen Card room will be attractively furnished, Michelson, thrice intercollegiate and tomorrow. Additional entries Nicora, Davis and Taylor Taxi-Driver, Glenroy Handy and will afford ample accommodations Mrs. Jackson, Mildred Corey ENTER CONTEST (Continued on Page 8) may be turned in to the secretary of Star. for the reception of visitors. This is MR. PARTRIDGE TO~SING the league before noon of today. a provision which has been sadly Everyone is invited to compete, but In their second contest of the year, IN LYNN MUSIC FESTIVAL lacking in the University, and will CALENDAR OF EVENTS only men who have not competed in Writing Competition the New Hampshire basketball team Mr. Roland Partridge, instructor in be well provided for. It will relieve a regular scheduled winter sports Open to All Students decisively defeated the Maine quintet French and Spanish, has received a the pressure on the now over-crowded Friday, February 26 meet this year will be allowed to by a score of 36-23 at Orono, Satur request from Arthur Keene, conductor buildings, and greatly add to the 7.30. Congreve Hall House Dance. score points for their respective fra day night. The game was bitterly RULES ARE COMPLETED beauty of the campus. 8.00. P. M. N. H. Varsity Basket ternities. The main object of holding of the Lynn Oratorical Society, to fought by both sides, but the blue and sing in the mid-season concert of that ball Team vs. Tufts at Medford, this meet is not only to determine white team was never headed from organization, on March 28. T he Literary Contest Conducted Under Mass. the fraternity champion, but also to the start. Nicora, Davis, and Taylor society presents three concerts a year, Auspices of Universities of Maine, DR. BOHN MAIN SPEAKER 8.00. N. H. Freshmen vs. Holder- develop and uncover “ dark-horse” starred for New Hampshire in their with a soloist and chorus of two hun Vermont, and New Hampshire— AT WEEKLY CONVOCATION ness School Basketball Team at the material for next year’s varsity passing and scoring. Dr. Richards in Charge of In dred voices featured in each. The Gym. team. Coach Cowell started Davis and formal Essay Contributions names of the other two soloists have Saturday, February 27 The following men are ineligible to Pridge at the forward positions in Dr. Frank Bohn, special feature not as yet been announced. The title 8.00. N. H. Varsity Basketball score points in any of the events: place of Cotton and Craig, who en The literary contest which is being writer of the New York Times, was of the Oratorio to be given is “ The Team vs. M. I. T. at Cambridge, Michelson, Weston, Peaslee, Wendell, tered the contest later in the period. conducted under the auspices of the the main speaker at the convocation, Seven Last Words of Christ” , a mod Mass. L. C. Smith, Gerrish, Bruce, Little In the first half the Maine team was Universities of Vermont, Maine, and Wednesday. For the last eleven ern composition by Dubois. 8.00. Informal at the Gym. field, Crins, Van Allen, Gould, Dus the closest to the Granite Staters New Hampshire opens a new field for years Dr. Bohn has traveled far and Sunday, February 28 Mr. Partridge has had much ex tin, Tetley, and Gilbert. with score, 13-12, in favor of the in literary students interested in poetry, wide and has seen the changing world 10.00. Celebration of the Holy perience in this work, having sung in The order of events is as follows: vaders at half-time. A strong de short story writing, and essay work. from many different angles. During Sacrifice of the Mass at Morrill Hall. Friday Afternoon: Festivals and Churches, and has, for fensive game was put on by both Undergraduates of the above institu 1915 he represented the New York 10.45. Regular Morning Service at 4.15 p. m. 7 mile ski race (starts at the the past year, been the soloist at the Gym and ends at the rink). teams during this half. Nicora was tions are eligible ,to enter into the Evening Post in Germany and Aus the Community Church. 4.00 to 5.00. Vi mile semi-final speed skat the individual star in all-around play First Methodist Church of Lynn. At competition for which prizes have tralia. He was the first American 4.00. Men’s Discussion Group at ing. present he is spending his spare Figure skating (two figures). and scoring. been secured for the successful con writer to expose the sham of Bol the Community House, Discussion led V4, mile finals speed skating. The second half found the varsity moments learning his score. testants in each of the three fields of shevism. This he did in a series of 2 mile speed skating finals. by Mr. Babcock. Saturday afternoon: opening up a comfortable lead, Davis writing. The rules governing the articles in the New York Tribune 7.00. Theatre Service. D. W. PEASLEE FORCES LERMOND 2.00 p. m. Ski proficiency. and Taylor doing most of the scor writing contest are as follows: directly after the Bolsheviks came Griffith’s Production of America. Cross country snowshoe race. IN BOSTON LEGION GAMES 1 mile ski race. ing. Cotton contributed some clever Rules for the Intercollegiate Compe into power. During the Paris Peace Monday, March 1 4.00 p. m. Ski jum p at Beech Hill. floor work in his dribbing and shoot “ Duke” Peaslee again forced the tition in Writing for 1926 Conference his articles in the New 4.15. Intra-Mural Hockey Champ The judges for this meet will be ing under the basket. Nicora stooped great Lermond in the Legion two mile 1. All contributions must be sub York Times were widely quoted. Dr. ionship Game. selected by Coach Perley. Any other short on the foul line and dropped run in Boston Monday, uux lacked mitted in triplicate and in typewrit Bohn has lectured in all parts of Tuesday, March 2 information in regards to eligibility, in two baskets. Bridge missed only the final spurt necessary and lost by ten form. Canada, Australia and New Zealand. 7.00. Discussion Groups. schedule of events concerning the one of his free tries and got two in about 50 yards. 2. Neither the name of the com His many articles on the institutions 7.30. Fraternity Meetings. meet may be secured from Charles this manner. Taylor’s height helped The race was nip and tuck up to petitor nor any indication of his uni and the social problems of these Wednesday, March 3 Fogg, chairman of the committee on him to reach over the heads of his the last few laps, with Peaslee and versity shall appear on or in the MS various countries have been running 1.30. Convocation. Mr. Louis Intra-Mural Winter Sports. (Continued on Page 4) Lermond taking turns leading the submitted. Each MS must be signed in the New York Times for years. Benezet will speak. pack. The B. A. A. star had learned with an assumed name, which, to his lesson when they met before this gether with the student’s real name, season and took no chances. With shall be enclosed in a sealed envelope about four laps to go he broke into his and passed in with the MS. final spurt and gradually drew away 3. Each contribution shall be ac Listen to the latest records; get the latest from the Duke who fought valiantly companied by a signed statement on to hold his ground. Lermond sprint a separate sheet that the author has Wednesday and Thursday news; meet all your friends; set them up ed the last two laps opening up a received no assistance of any kind in for the bunch; drop in between lead of 50 yards to win in 10 min., writing the paper submitted. 2 sec. Crofts of Williams placed third. 4. Contributions must not be used March 3rd and 4th classes; after the movies, after for any other purpose prior to their ‘SPIRES” NEW PUBLICATION being submitted in this competition. the informal; anytime; you SUPPORTED BY STUDENTS No restriction is placed upon their use after the awards in the competition will always find a Spires, the new literary publication have been announced. MASK AND DAGGER hearty welcome. on the campus, is receiving the sup 5. No restriction is placed upon port of the entire student body. This the number of contributions which presents is the first time that such a magazine may be submitted by any one student, has been started with the express but no student may be awarded more A Smoke, A Drink and A Chat at purpose of making it permanent. The than one place in each of the three “THE WHOLE sales of publications the past few contests. weeks have shown that the Univer 6. Poems are limited to one hun TOWN S TALKING” sity is ready for a publication of this dred lines in length and stories and JIM’S nature. essays to three thousand words. There are many interesting feat 7. All contributions submitted by ures of the first issue. It is composed each university must be in the hands of poems and other articles written of the officer designated for that un The Colleg'e Pharmacy by R. H. Wilkenson, E. O’Gara and iversity not later than April 1, 1926, Community House E. Blewitt. Another feature of For the Faculty THE CAMPUS CLUB “ SPIRES” is that there is no adver 1. Each university shall submit tising. The editors are hoping that not more than three poems, three es 8.00 P. M . Admission, 50c the expenses of the issue will be off says, and three stories. set by the sales on the campus. (Continued on Page 2) THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 18, 1926.

To the editor: MAINE TAKES FROSH SATIRE ON PIRATE LIFE m}£ N ot ijampaljtrp Of course we all realize that a AT THEATRE ON SATURDAY carnival has two purposes in view; BY A SINGLE POINT FRANKLIN THEATRE Published Weekly by the Students of The University of New Hampshire, Dur a good time for students and visitors, ham , N . H . and the repletion of the A. A. Treas “ Clothes Make The Pirate,” show DURHAM, NEW HAMPSHIRE Frosh Defeat Strong Coburn Quintet Offices: Editorial, Business and Circu ury. It seems to me, however, that ing at the Franklin Theatre Satur lation, Basement Thompson Hall, Dur in Close Contest... Clement, day, is a satire on pirate adventure, ham, N. H. Printing, 11 Portland Street, the height of money-grabbing was CHILDREN 10c Rochester, N. H. reached Saturday night, Feb. 13, by Landauer, and Harriman presenting Leon Errol as a henpeck ADMISSION: ADULTS 25c Entered as second class matter at the the A. A. Star for Freshmen ed yankee tailor with a pirate com post office at Durham, New Hampshire, plex. It was adapted from the novel u n d er th e a c t o f M a rch 3, 1879. Armed with our season tickets, I THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25 Accepted for mailing at special rate went to the gym with a young, lady The freshmen basketball team won of Holman Day. A First National Picture o f p o sta g e p ro v id e d fo r in S ectio n 1103, to see the varsity basketball game. and lost on their week-end trip to The pirates, including Leon Erroll, A c t o f O cto b e r 3. 1917. A u th o rize d “SO BIG” S ep tem b er 1. 1918. At the door I was told I must buy a Maine, Friday night, at Waterville, Tully Marshall and Walter Law, Colleen Moore ticket for the freshman game, or I the blue and white yearlings defeated threatened to strike when they were Colleen gives a remarkably fine portrayal of youth, middle and old age The Official Organ of would not be admitted to the game the Coburn Classical basketeers by served counterfeit rum for their as Selina DeJong in Edna Ferber’s best seller. It is a revelation and a de The University of New Hampshire the ticket called for. Naturally we the score of 30-24, avenging the de drinking scenes. They had to be con light to watch her for she is convincing and she demonstrates her unusual Durham, N. H. had left our freshman tickets home; feat earlier in the season at the tented with the explanation offered versatility and ability. It is a far cry from this to her flapper roles. but upon requesting the ticket seller hands of the prep school team. On by their director however, when they Supported by a star cast— Dot Farley, Phyllis Haver, Rosemary Theby, E D IT O R IA L STAFF to look my name up, I was told he Saturday the Maine 1929 quintet were told that even pirates are sub Ben Lyon, John Bowers, Wallace Beery, Ford Sterling. Frederick L. Robinson, ’27, had nothing to do with it and I must managed to nose out Coach Fernald’s ject to the law of the land if they International News Editor-in-Chief operate within the twelve-mile limit. E u g e n e TetzlafE, ’ 26, Managing Editor pay or stay out— and in a very dis charges by the narrow margin of one FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26 D. F . M cP h ee, ’ 28, News Editor courteous manner. point, winning by a 26-25 score. F ra n ce s F a irch ild , ’ 27, Women’s Editor A Paramount Picture E liza b e th R ick e r, ’28, Alumni Editor This imposition was successfully Garlock, Clement, Landauer :and J oh n F lem in g , ’ 29, Sporting Editor put over on me because of the fact Harriman played well for the frosh “A KISS FOR CINDERELLA” Exchange Editor LETTER FROM ROBERTS H o w a rd C. M oore, ’ 28, that I was accompanied by a young in the two games. Betty Bronson Marguerite Pollard, '28 UNDERGRADUATES MAY A fantasy by Barrie; directed by Brenon and starring Bronson cannot Women’s Sporting Editor lady. I therefore ) ought tickets for The freshmen found the small bas ENTER CONTEST be beat for entertainment. The theme combines a satire on populace—fear BUSINESS STAFF a game I had no desire to see,‘ and ketball court at Coburn to their lik during war-time—imaginative fantasy for children—and sparkling wit for McLean Gill, ’27, Business Manager incidentally had ]

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reach of all—at Taking the last three bouts in suc The Employment Bureau of the cession, the University of New “ Y ” Cabinet is busy, just at present, Hampshire Boxing Team won from sending out letters to hotels and the M. I. T. leather artists in a fast summer camps, in order to learn of and well fought match in the Gym, summer jobs which will be available LOTHROPS-FARNHAM CO. last Saturday afternoon. Through to New Hampshire undergraduates. Spofford-Allis Co. d n vhr out the fights the Technology men This is an extension of an activity J. W. Mclntire, Mgr. were ever threatening, but the super of the Bureau which proved to be Reliable One Price ior speed and endurance of the local successful in its first trial, last year. “d iev ie” Student ClerK boys was too much of a lead for the Several jobs w*ere handled by the Tech battlers to overcome. Bureau at that time, most of them Clothiers, Hatters and Male Outfitters DOVER DURHAM ROCHESTER As a preliminary to the main for hotel and camp work; and it bouts, Eddie Necker won a decision seems probable that there will be over O’Malley of M. I. T. Necker many more opportunities for work was down for the count of eight in this year. the second round, but came back Upon the suggestion of Mr. E. P. -strongly in the third to win his bout. Conlon, Director of Camp Belknap, Kwock, M. I. T. 115 pounder, took a novel proposition is being offered a decision from Ralph Lizio, N. H. to the directors of a hundred summer The University Bookstore flyweight, in the second bout of the camps. This proposition is that if afternoon. Lizio fought .his usual the number of undergraduates de After College— What? cagey fight, blocking most of Kwock's sired for camp leadership warrants blows, but Kwock won the decision on it, and the camps are willing to fur The SHEAFFER is a good pen. It's a timely subject for a discussion group, his agressiveness. nish veteran leaders for the purpose, and a companion question might be Higgins, N. H. 125 pounder, lost a camp leaders’ training group will Try one the next time you are ready a close decision to Capt. Eipstein of be held during the spring term for M. I. T. This bout was the fastest the benefit of the selected students. to buy. You will be convinced. and most interesting of the day, as The tentative plans for this training During College— What? the two light boys slugged it out. group will include meetings once a Higgins, by landing fewer blows week at which veteran camp leaders Packages of crackers just tasty What am I getting in the way of food than did his opponent, took the short will discuss special phases of summer end of the fight. camp work, such as: woodcraft, gamt enough to make an acceptable be- value for the price ? Danny Ahearn, in the lightweight leadership, swimming and hiking. In division, took a very clever decision addition, cooperation will be sought tween-class lunch. Meals at the University Dining Hall provide from McLaughlin of M. I. T. The with the Physical Education Depart boy from Tech fought a hard bout, ment, to obtain very essential train the necessary elements of food value with little comeback, being outclassed ing in sports and exercise leader for concentrated study by Ahearn from the first to the final ship, W e have, or will secure for you, gong. • From time to time there are men anything in the Lefax line of note Meal Tickets (21 consecutive meals) $6.00 Sargent, N. H. welterweight, won representing various concerns, maga an interesting slug fest from Keith zines, or agencies who come to the books and supplies. of M. I. T. Keith’s shady left hand campus in search of those who are had the local boy guessing several interested in the jobs they have to times during the bout, Sargent, how offer. Very recently there have been ever, out boxed the lad from Tech representatives of a well known The University Commons magazine and of a “ tailor-made” shoe with little trouble. In the final bout Captain “ Al” concern, and also of summer hotels, HUDSON AND ESSEX Smith badly defeated Flynn, the on the camps. These men find con Tech heavyweight promise. Twice venient headquarters at the “ Y ” New American Garage and Sales Rooms in the second round Flynn, who seem Office, and thus the facilities of an ed fond of clinching, was knocked employment bureau, without any 479 CENTRAL AVENUE, DOVER through the ropes by Smith’s furious fees, are being offered more and more offensive. In the third round Flynn to the undergraduates. MARSHALL HOUSE CAFE came back strongly, but he was badly outpointed by Smith. THETA CHI— A. T. O. Good Food a Specialty By scoring this victory over the Open from 6 A. M. to 8 P. M. Tech aggregation, the varsity team LEAD THE LEAGUES GRANT’S RESTAURANT has added much interest to the re turn bout with M. I. T., which is to Lambda Chi Still Undefeated— be fought here on March 13, during DINING ROOM FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN Kappa’s Beaten by A. T. O.— the Inter-scholastic Basketball Tour nament. Finals to Start Soon Good Service — — No Waiting — — Good Food HUGHES MAINE LOSES TO The Theta Chi team added one NEW HAMPSHIRE more victory to their total this past CIGARS, CIGARETTES, CANDY AND NEWSPAPERS Finest Grade of Candies in the City (Continued from Page 1) week, but have not met the fast Lambda Chi team to decide the championship of the National League. CAPITAL, $100,000 SURPLUS, $300,000 opponents for three under-the basket Neither team has been defeated to Look for Our Saturday Specials shots. Kelsea kept Captain Lake of date, but the Theta Chi’s have played the Maine covered, holding him to more of their scheduled games. In STRAFFORD NATIONAL BANK. DOVER, N. H. DOVER, N. H. Strafford Bank Bldg. four points in the game. the American League the A. T. O’s, “ Windy” Davis was the high scorer Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent. A. B. A. Travelers’ Checks for Sale. On the Corner by their victories over the Alpha Lower Square of the contest and played a great Gamma Rho and Kappa Sigma teams, game at forward. He is a sure shot have shown marked ability and will under the basket and a fast floor probably meet the conqueror of the passer, fitting into the combination F. F. PAGE National League. Due to the poor of Taylor and Cotton on the offensive THE DOVER BUICK CO condition of the ice caused by the line. recent storms many games have been SALES AND SERVICE Lake and Kamenkovitz were the in Wall Paper, Sporting Goods and Paints postponed. As soon as the leaders of dividual stars for the Maine quintet, 510 CENTRAL AVENUE, Telephone 915 DOVER, N. H. Buick Cars and G. M. C. Trucks the National League play their game, scoring fourteen points between them. the best teams in each league will be 120 Washington Street, Dover, N. H. The Summary: NEW HAMPSHIRE 36 23 MAINE able to play off for the fraternity Latest styles in hair cutting. Other work by appointment. Marcel Davis, rf lg, Bryant championship. The games have been waving and shampooing. Facial and scalp treatments. (Cotton) (Olssen) Bridge, If rg, Hanseomb fairly well attended and the hockey (Craig) (Durrell) leagues considered very successful. LYNCH’S MODERN BOBBING SHOP AND BEAUTY PARLOR Taylor, c c, Beatty Open Evenings, 7 p. m. Saturday evenings, 10 p. m. DURING LENT Nicora, rg If, Kamenkovitz S. A. E. 4 1 THETA KAPPA PHI (Branscom) Weston, c c, McGee 484 Central Ave., Tel. 638-R Over United Cigar Store TRY OUR STUFFED DATES, FRESH AND SALTED NUT MEATS Kelsea, lg rf, Lake Chase, rw lw, B'eggs Baskets made by Davis 4, Cotton 2, B'ridge, (Jam es) (Cuddire) Craig 2, Taylor 3, Nicora 3, Kelsea, Lake 2, O’Connor, lw rw, Trudell SWEETLAND Kamenkovitz 3, Branscom, Hanseomb 3. (Buckley) Goals from fouls: Davis, Bridge 2, Nicora, Foster, rd Id, Kilkelly Fireside Wing Chairs 91 Washington St., Dover Lake, Kamenkovitz 3, Olssen. Referee: Roun- ( Caron) MILADY’S dy, Colby. S corer: Tarleton. Time 2 20m. W. Ramsey, Id rd, Sebra Big, deep, high-backed Wing halves. (McNamara) Faust, g g, Brooks Chairs. Claw foot and covered in Goals by Weston , Foster, Beggs, O’Connor, blue pattern velour. Every fireplace Typewriters of all Makes and Ramsey. No penalties. Referee: Ide. BEAUTY SHOPPE NEW PHONE SYSTEM Scorer : Hammond. Time: needs one. — For Sale and to Rent — Timer: Loughlin. MAY BE INSTALLED 3 10m. periods. EDWARD H. QUIMBY Hardy Philbrick Building A. T. O. 4 0 A. G. R. E. Morrill Furniture Co. O F 'F 'I C E ^ — Expert Now Investigating Present Wendelin, rw lw. Proper 97 Washington St., Dover, N. H. Messinger, lw rw, Mason 60 Third Street, Tel. 70 Dover 450 Central Ava nnVEfcHft System Which Is Unsatisfactory— Young, c c, Guptill Tel. 156 Smith, rd Id, Goodrich Opposite B. & M. R. R. Crossing New System Would Require a Bell, Id rd, Bickford Central Office and Operator Twombly, g g, Dearbon PATRONIZE Goals by Wendelin 2, Young, Messmger. Penalties: Bell, 2 min., Smith, Wendelin, and Compliments of Mason, 1 min. Referee: Applin. Timer: Work Satisfactory Service Prompt LEIGHTON’S Investigations are being made by Loughlin. Scorer: Hammond. T im e: 3 10m. F. W. NEAL & CO. periods. Hotel — Restaurant — Barber Shop Dr. H. L. Chapman an expert from Boston which may re Dealer in sult in the University telephone sys tem separating from the local office THETA CHI 7 0 DELTA PI EPSILON Hardware, Paints and Oils Crins, c c, McLoud by the establishment of a private Larson, rw lw, Ward rw, McLoud 331 Central Ave., Tel. 164, Dover University exchange. At present Michelson, lw Snowshoes, Sleds, Skiis and Sporting VOGUE DRESS SHOP Johnson, rd 1 d, Fifield DR. DICKINSON there is but one phone in each build Atwood, Id rd, Currie Goods ing. All of the offices have access to (Johnson) DRESSES FOR ALL OCCASIONS g, Johnson the single phone there being a differ Cleveland, g Boston & Maine RUTH JORDE DENTIST Goals by Crins 2, .Larson 2, Johnson B. 2, 494-98 Central Ave., Dover, N. H. ence in the ring to designate who is Michelson 1. No penalties. Referee: Percival. Transportation Co. being called. The disadvantages in Timer: Hammond. Scorer: Fogg. Time: 3 Merchants Nat’l. Bank, Dover, N. H. 458 Central Avenue, Dover 10m. periods. Portsmouth Division Telephone Connection the present system is that the rings Schedule effective January 24, 1926. are very slight and indistinct, causing THETA U. 2 0 KAPPA SIGMA Subject to change without notice. much trouble in locating the party c, Callahan Reinhart, c DOVER AND DURHAM LINE called. When calling up another Mansur, lw rw, Reynolds FLORENCE A. HAYES lw, Starke DR. W. L. MURPHY building, there is usually someone on Toone, rw WEEK DAYS— Bus leaves Dover for Maclntire Id, rd, Farrell Durham at 6.25, 7.25, 8.25, 11.30, a. New Shoe Repairing Public Stenographer the line thus causing much trouble Appleby, rd Id, Walls DENTIST and delay. In order to connect with Evans, g Gerrish m., 2.00, 3.00, 4.30, 5.30, 7.00, 9.30, Goals by Reinhart 2. Penalties: 1 min., p. m. Shop in Town Telephone 607-J the various college buildings, the Walls, Reinhart. Referee: Fudge. Timer: Loughlin. S corer: Loughlin. Time 3 10m. Bus leaves Durham for Dover at 6.50, Shoe and. Rubber Repairing Merchants Bank Building, Dover circuit has to go through the New Odd Fellows* Building, Dover, N. H. England Company’s central office. periods. 7.50, 10.00, a. m., 1.00, 2.30, 4.00, Shoes Shined 5.05, 6.20, 7.30, 10.00 p. m. The system that is contemplated PHI MU DELTA 3 0 THETA KAPPA PHI Skates Sharpened would include the college buildings Stewart, c c, Magee SUNDAYS—Bus leaves Dover for E. R. McCLINTOCK Brown, Jw _ rw, Trudell Durham at 8.00, 10.30, a. m., 12.30, 424 Central Ave., Dover, N. H. only and would provide a separate Noel, rw lw, B'eggs Dr. Fred I. Reynolds phone for each office. This would re Ashe, Id rd, Kilkelly 4.00, 6.00, 9.30, p. m. JEWELER AND OPTOMETRIST Allsworth, rd Id, Kirkbride Bus leaves Durham for Dover at 8.30, quire a private central office and an g, Brooks Headquarters for Diamonds, Silver Roy,j y , g j ' - - 11.00, a. m., 1.00, 5.00, 7.00, 10.00 p. ware and Clocks operator. The cost of installation Goals by Steward ‘2, Allsworth. Penalties: and upkeep will be considered before 1 min., Magee and Brown. Referee: Fudge. m. Rear of Schoonmaker’s Barber Shop Telephone Connected Timer: Hammond. Scorer: Fogg. Time: R. E. DOWDELL, Supt. Entrance opp. Theatre 87 Washington St., Dover, N. H. definite action is taken. 3 10 min. periods. THE NEW HAMPSHIRE, FEBRUARY 18, 1926.

NEW HAMPSHIRE CAPTURES HERE AND THERE The relay team has been doing VARSITY QUARTET THETA CHI SEXTET WINS for Economical Trutisportation consistent work in the mile relay. Al CHAMPIONSHIP NATIONAL LEAQUE TITLE though the team was defeated by LOSES FINAL RACE (Continued from Page 1) The Dartmouth quotes editorially Bowdoin last Monday the time for The Theta Chi sextet won the Na Van Allen Stars as Relay Team Is De from the letter of a Kansas Univer other meets has only been bettered tional League hockey championship, feated by Bowdoin Four at Ameri sity student who refused membership by the record-breaking Holy Cross champion. In an exhibition leap the Wednesday evening, by defeating the Used Cars—All Prices in Phi Beta Kappa at that institu quartet. can Legion Games on Washing Big Green Star established a. new Lambda Chi team in a closely con tion. The author of the letter says ton’s Birthday record of 130 feet for the Hanover tested game that was hard fought Sales Service in part: ! jump. The record of 123 feet for throughout, Captain Larson of the The New Hampshire Winter Sports “ I do not subscribe to the ideal of The Varsity relay team completed | intercollegiate competition remains winners scoring the only goal of the Wildcats proved to be the leading the high grade which I understand its 1926 program by losing to Bow j with the New Hampshire captain. game. Crins, Michelson, and John is the ideal of Phi Beta Kappa. I s-now and ice-men of the east, winning doin at the American Legion Games son were the outstanding players on STRAFFORD MOTOR CO. two carnivals, tying one, and losing The Summary: honestly believe that in the circum in Boston last Monday. The time One-mile ski race—Won by Michelson, (N. the Theta Chi team, while Reed, another by only one point. H. I. PRATT, Mgr. stances of our state universities to for the event was 2 min. 54 2-5 s H.) ; second, Proctor, (D.) ; third, Beaudien, Moore, and Hunt played well for the (Loyola); fourth, Rutherford, (McGill). Dover, New Hampshire day, with their large classes and in The race was 1400 yds., each man Time, 2 minutes, 36 2-5 seconds. losers. dividualized treatment, to strive for Gilbert, Johnson, Crins, Tetley, running 350 yds. Ski proficiency—Won by Proctor, (D.) ; high grades is detrimental to the Reggie Atkins opened up a small second, Rutherford, (McGill) ; third, Michel and Wendell will form a nucleus son, (N. H.) ; fourth, Maxwell, (N. H.). best interests of scholarship. To get lead by beating Swett out of the around which another winning winter Two-mile skating race—Won by Cunning CHURCH IN DURHAM an ‘A ’ requires a degree of docility DURHAM sport team may be formed. These holes at the start, and handed Daland ham, (Williams) ; second, Tetley, (N. H .) ; and useless industry that is fatal the baton several yards in front of third, Wendall, (N. H.) ; fourth, Laffey, (D1.). men are all freshmen. Time 7 minutes, 3 seconds. to the independence, initiative, and his Bowdoin opponent, but Daland REV. MOSES R. LOVELL, spirit of adventure which are the Figure skating—Won by Bolton, (McGill) ; was soon passed by Fanning, the star second, Johnston, (McGill) ; third, North, CASH very life blood, it seems to me, of the “ Leb” Sargent, Coach Brown’s sprint runner. Toolin received the (It.) ; fourth, Sears, (Williams). PASTOR true scholar and scientist. hard hitting welter, met a cool cus 440-yard skating race—Won by Cunning stick several yards behind his man, ham, (Williams) ; second, Laffey, (D») ; third, “ In short, I feel that the grade tomer in Keith of M. I. T. “ Leb’s” but lost ground himself, giving the Wendell, (N. H.) ; fourth, Tetley, (N. H.). system of our schools is a false superior hitting power brought home stick to Van Allen about fifteen yards Seven-mile cross-country—Dustin, (N. H.) , MARKET criterion of scholarship and is a the bacon for the second time in as in the rear. Van Allen brought the lh., 24m., 20 l-5s.; second, Conant (D.), lh., COLLEGE BIBLE dangerous foundation for intellectual many fights. 25m., 25 9-10s.; third, Bruce, (N. H.), lh., CLASSES 10.00 A. M. crowd to its feet by his magnificent 26m., 6 4-5s.; fourth, Thompson, (McGill), Meats and Provisions idealism and achievement. running, gaining steadily on his man. lh., 28m., 45 3-10s. MORNING WORSHIP 10.45 A. M. “ I recall, as I write, my own ex The handicap was too great, howe.cr, Five-mile snowshoe cross-country—Won by perience with grades, for I sadly ad “Danny” Metcalf, ’25, former New Peaslee (N. H.), 42m., 17 1-10s; second, Hampshire basketball star and now and Van broke the tape a fraction of Greeley, (D.), 43m., 5s.; third, Mason, (D.), mit that many of the ‘A ’s’ came a second after the Bowdoin opponent 45m., 37 l-10s.; fourth, Walsh, (McGill), 47m., When in Dover Make Your Headquarters at coach of Pinkerton Academy, was 3oy2S. through the path of ‘grinding.’ ‘cram had won the race. King of the Pinkerton Carnival. Ski jumping—Won by Proctor, (D.) ; sec ming/ ‘doing what the prof. expects,’ ond, McLauchlin, (M cG ill), 114, 112 and 120 Lothrops & Pinkham’s Drug Store and ‘working for grades.’ I feel that COACH PERLEY PRESENTED ft., points, 17.83; third, Michelson, (N. H .) , I have sacrificed my own development 113, 120 and 119ft., points, 17.63; fourth, Ice Cream, College Ices, Hot and Cold Drinks, Cigarettes, Cigars, Tobacco* TROPHY AT CONVOCATION Mooney, (D.), 113 (fell), 112 (fell), and 101 Visit Our Wall Paper Department for the empty honor of the grade. ALPHA GAMMA RHO HOLDS ft., points, 8.68. I feel that this is the price of our TERM DANCE IN T HALL The final scoring of the meet was: New honoring high grades. Of course if A touching scene took place in con Hampshire 29, Dartmouth 28, McGill 18, vocation Wednesday, when Gunnar Williams 11, Loyola 2, and Bates 0. BATES BARBER SHOP high grades and scholarship were UNIVERSITY BARBER SHOP The Alpha Gamma Kho fraternity Michelson, captain of the Winter synonymous there would be no point Clean — — Sanitary held a very successful dance in Sports Team, presented Coach Perley Two Experienced Men on Ladies’ in what I say. But in our academic — Gorman Block— Thompson Hall Gym last Friday a silver loving cup in appreciation Work. Three Barbers. No Waiting. system where so much of the educa evening. Dean and Mrs. F. W. Tay W e Aim to Please ♦ tional process is formal I do not see of his untiring efforts in coaching lor and Prof. and Mrs. J. R. Hepler and inspiring the Winter Sports “OLLIE” New Pool Room in Annex how it is possible for a student to be were the chaperons. A campus or a straight ‘A ’ man without wasting Team for three years, and developing to. chestra furnished music for the the now Inter-collegiate Champion much of his energies on the forms dance. Among the guests were Miss ship club. The ardent gathering iveiv’s oes -AT- W. S. EDGERLY and husks which are inevitable in Edna Smith of Laconia, Miss Louise INCORPORATED t— ■ » R E G . U .S . P A T . OFF* courses which are taught, not to in would not allow the coach to leave RUNDLETT’S STORE Varney of North Hampton, Miss the hall without a speech. Mr. Per General Store dividuals, but to classes of 30, 50, Susan Walker, ’25, of Newmarket, Fancy Groceries 100, and 150. ley responded as best he could in Miss Ruth Lord of Rochester, Miss words, and stated that his experience “ I do not see that it would be play Durham, New Hampshire Elizabeth Smalley, ’26; Miss Ruth and close relationship with his men College Supplies ing square with the scholastic stand On display by Hammond, ’28; Miss Marion Robin would never die out of his memories. ing of Phi Beta Kappa if I accepted son, ’26; Miss Ruth Long, ’26; Miss He placed a great deal of emphasis MR. C. P. LATHROP TEACHERS’ AGENCY Clean Wholesome Food at Reason membership upon the basis of my Ruth Thompson, ’29; Miss Dorothy past record and then proceeded to on the spirit the men showed for If you are looking for a teaching able Prices Fields, ’28; Miss Helen Abbot, ’28; “ Mick.” They fought first for Alma ® Thursday and ignore, as I am trying to do, grades position for next fall, enroll now. Miss Pearl Hartshorn, ’27; Miss Mater, and secondly for Mick, who THE MAGNET for the rest of my academic career.” Friday Registration is free. Send for blank. Margaret Vanderkerchoven, Miss has been an able leader, and the one SELF-SERVICE RESTAURANT March 4 and 5 TRI-STATE TEACHERS’ AGENCY Marjorie West, ’29; Miss Helen Reid, individual responsible for bringing Franklin Square, Dover, N. H. Greenfield, Mass. A freshman went to hades once ’26; Miss Isabel Huntoon, ’29. the University to the top in the at EDGERLY’ S A few more things to learn realm of winter sports. The coach Old Satan sent him back again gave an outstanding example of this He was to green to burn. spirit displayed in the last meet at WARNING STATISTICS Technician. Dartmouth, when one of the snow- Good Things To Eat SHOW INTERESTING FACTS $7 shoe cross-country men ran five miles An evening buggy ride was held with broken snowshoes, who, after by 40 men and women of Baylor The number of students recently finishing fifth, came up to Mick with University as a protest against the warned was 425 as compared with tears in his eyes, saying, “ I couldn’t PORTSMOUTH CAFE recent ruling by the dean of women 443 the winter term of last year. make it, Mick.” He explained that n ie ivs Shoes Students receiving more than 7 hours INCORPORATED » REG. U.S. PAT. OFF. prohibiting riding in automobiles in this same spirit and close relation Stores in New York, Brooklyn, Newark 32 Congress St. the evening by the women of the warned was 44, the same as last year. ship has been evident in his three and Philadelphia Address for Mail Orders, igi Hudson New York C ityj university. The per cent, of the freshman class years’ contact with the team, and The Kentucky Kernel. showed the greatest improvement, was deeply pleased with the token Portsmouth, New Hampshire this group dropping from 48 to 32. presented him. He also stated that The figures throughout, show very Yale’s new $6,000,000 library will he didn’t need a trophy to remind him be completed within two years ac little change from those of last year. of his enjoyable illations with the This means that either the student cording to a recent announcement. team, as they will always be a cher Alumni as well as students are look body has not changed or that the ished memory. ing forward to its completion, in scholastic standing of the University honor of John W. Sterling, and in has been raised. The per cent, of PRESIDENT HETZEL TALKS memory of the fact that the univer hours received by the different classes AT EXERCISES IN EXETER sity itself grew out of a library. was for the freshmen, 51 per cent, as The original library, out of which compared with 52 per cent, last year. President Hetzel was the main Yale grew, will be housed in one of The sophomore and junior classes speaker at the exercises held at Exe the rooms of the new building, in showed no change, each having 22 ter in honor of Washington’s birth exactly the same condition and posi per cent, and 15 per cent, respect day, last Monday. A holiday was ob tion as it was in 1743, the year when ively. The seniors increased 4 per served and everyone took part in the the first catalogue was issued. cent, receiving 10 per cent, of the exercises. A feature of the holiday The building will be entered warnings. was the Faculty Shield Races. When the through a beautiful Gothic archway, shadowed by the monstrous “ book SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT tower” in the center of the group, SOPHOMORE SMOKER WILL SPEAK AT CONVO which will rise through 22 stories to a height of 192 feet. It will be 85 SUCCESSFUL AFFAIR Louis P. Benezet, Superintendent straight-8 feet square and will dominate the of schools of Manchester, N. H., will new group which Yale plans to build. Dr. Bishop Gives Impressive Talk to be the guest of President Hetzel on Work will be begun after Com Attentive Listeners — Entertain Wednesday, March 3rd. He will mencement, when the gymnasium and ment Afforded by Talented spend the entire day visiting the 20 other buildings will be torn down University, and will also speak at blows Freshmen for its construction. convocation.

Here I sit me in class to sleep, The class of 1928 held its first FROSH TRACKSTERS MEET I pray my chum my notes will keep; Smoker, Thursday night, in the Com PINKERTON TEAM SATURDAY If I should snore before I wake, mons Building. Practically the en a shoe Please punch my ribs, for pity’s sake! tire Sophomore class enjoyed the The Freshman Winter track team The Torch. event which was carefully planned by will meet Pinkerton Academy on the President John Clark, assisted by an boards here Saturday afternoon. The able committee. Corncob pipes filled President Hopkins of Dartmouth program will probably include the the atmosphere with smoke from BEFORE you even look for the jack or tire- said recently in a Boston address: mile relay race, 1000 yard run, 600 tobacco furnished by the class, while “ The education which a man receives and 300 yard events, a short dash, tools, tuck a neat wad of Prince Albert into the in any college or university is a pro refreshments consisting of tonic and doughnuts were served. The enter and a hurdle race. duct alike of the influences which Nashua High has been invited to muzzle of your jimmy-pipe. Light up . . . and tainment this year differed from that emanate from the faculty and the compete here the following Saturday curriculum and the influences which of previous years in that talented get yourself in the frame of mind where a flat freshmen rather than “wet” frosh although definite arrangements have exist within the community life of not as yet been made. tire is "all in the day’s work.” Talk about a the student body.” were obtained for the entertainment. The speaker of the evening was gloom-chaser! Dr. Bishop, who, in his usual enter ALPHA CHI OMEGA WINS The average college man’s year taining manner, delivered a very in CHAMPIONSHIP LAURELS P. A. simply knocks troubles for a row of has been visualized by the Columbia teresting address on “ College Days Jester as follows: “ Decides to be an and Memories.” In his talk, Dr. The Alpha Chi Omega basketball planished-steel mudguards. Its cool, soothing engineer. Hears of hard life and Bishop emphasized Individuality of six won the sorority championship struggles of engineers. Decides to Thought and Action on the campus. Wednesday evening by defeating the smoke percolates into your system, the sun become a lawyer. .Observes work of He brought forth the point that a Chi Omega team by the overwhelm law students on hugh law books. ing score of 64 to 36. Captain Hill crashes through the clouds, and everything is man should not be razzed for wearing P. A . is sold everywhere in Decides to become an architect; it is a red necktie or flashy stockings. In of the winning team was the out tidy red tins, pound and half, nothing but drawing, he reasons. standing player of the game. Cap hotsy-totsy. Yes indeed, Fellows, Prince Albert pound tin humidors, and dividuals should be allowed to wear pound crystal-glass humidors Sees students working hours and and act as they please. If this could tain Scott of the losers tossed in sev is great tobacco. with sponge -moistener top. And always with every bit of hours on drafting. Decides to become be accomplished, New Hampshire eral sensational baskets. bite and parch removed by a doctor. Sees eight years of work would gain a world-wide reputation, The contest was very close during And paste this in the fly-leaf of your the the Prince Albert process. ahead of him before he can become as no other college or university has the first periods, the Alpha Chi team a licensed physician. Decides to be ever accomplished such an aim, and leading by but two points, 14 to 12. saurus: P. A. can’t bite your tongue or parch In the next period Hill scored time come a business man. Observes the students are ruled too much by your throat, no matter how hard you hit it up. students poring over statistics and tradition instead of thought on their and again on passes from her team charts for hours at a time. Decides own part. mate, Andrews, putting her team in The Prince Albert process flunked Bite and to become a newspaper man. Hears The entertainment given by the the lead, at the end of the half, by tales of all night work in morning freshmen was very commendable, and 32 to 23. The winners held the lead Parch on their first examination. Get a tidy red papers. Decides not to specialize. throughout the game, which was fast was made up of the following: Brown tin of P. A. now and see. Graduates and starts in office as office and Grey, banjo; Ralph Garlock, and exciting despite the large score. boy.” The summary: popular songs; Dawson and Proper, Alpha Chi Omega 64 36 Chi Omega piano duets; Dewyea, violin solos; Andrews, rf lg, Clarkson Hill, If rg, Fifleld SPORTISMS Young and Hatch, with a clever radio Dahlberg, c c, Milan act; Charles Johnson, recitations in Atwood, sc sc, Hebert The varsity peppered the Connecti Pray, rg If, Scott French dialect; Lyle Farrell, vocal Finn, lg rf, Record cut basket but the ball wasn’t rolling selections. The performances of Far Baskets b y : Hill 18, Andrews 14, Scott 14, Fringe a lber t with the home team. rell and Johnson were by far the out Record 3. Goals from fouls by: Scott, Record. Referee: Ruth Oulds. Scorers: Cunningham — no other tobacco is like it! standing features of the entertain and C. Hudon. T im e: 4 8m. periods. Van Allen in the 220, Atkins in the ment, and received a great deal of 440, Toolin and Smith in the hurdles, applause. The evening proved to be He: “Wanta go swimmin’?” and Les Hubbard in the weight a real get-to-gether, and more She: “ I don’t swim.” © 1926, R. J. Reynolds Tobacco events will form a strong nucleus for* smokers are looked forward to in the He: “Wanta go bathin’?” Company, Winston-Salem, N. C. the 1926 track team. future. She: “ I don’t— aw shut up!”