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rastic reforms to A.S. Council bylaws have two International Senators, add one more Transfer stalled, and will possibly be discharged, after Senator and cut one First Year Senator position. Both FORECAST three of the six college councils chose through of these amendments failed. Da vote not to ratify changes to the A.S. constitution. The Thurgood Marshall College Student Council and changes, which were drafted by the Bylaws Committee the Student Council of Eleanor Roosevelt College, or and passed by A.S. Council in Fall Quarter 2013, SCERC, failed the constitution in its entirety, while needed to be ratified by four out of six colleges needed Student Council of Sixth College, or SCSC, passed THURSDAY FRIDAY to pass and become part of the constitution. Instead, the certain amendments and failed others. Members of the standing rules, which A.S. Council passed in Week 3 of Bylaws Committee said they were surprised by because H 79 L 54 H 79 L 54 Winter Quarter 2014, have been amended to match the they asked for feedback from the college councils when current constitution. amending the constitution during Fall Quarter 2013. One highly contested change was replacing the “I can’t help but feeling a little bit disappointed, elected position of VP Finance and Resources with especially with the colleges that voted everything an appointed Financial Controller position. Another down,” Social Sciences Senator and Bylaws Committee SATURDAY SUNDAY change would make Academic Division Senators non- member Colin King said. “I don’t see a valid reason for H 73 L 54 H 73 L 54 voting members of A.S. Council but voting members on their own Academic Representatives Council, add See BYLAWS, page 2 VERBATIM CALIFORNIA SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY “God help the marketing department Berkeley Student Exposes FierceBiotech Ranks UCSD in that has the challenge Metro Passengers to Measles of thinking Top 10 for Research Spending up ways of selling Ant- The National Institute of Health awarded $362 million Man-related toys to today’s BY Aleksandra konstantinovic tially affecting anyone who used Associate News Editor BART between Feb. 4 and Feb. 7 in in grants, $32 million less than the previous year. youth. Replica Ant-Man’s the early morning and late evening ants?” An undergraduate UC Berkeley hours. BY aleksandra konstantinovic university received in 2012. However, student may have exposed San No further cases have been Associate news editor UCSD received a total of 847 awards – Versus! reported in conjunction with the in 2013 versus 802 in 2012. WEEKEND, PAGE 9 Francisco metro passengers to the student, but officials urge anyone The online newsletter places Johns measles virus, according to public FierceBiotech ranked UCSD who may be experiencing symp- Hopkins as the first institution and UC health officials. The unnamed stu- eighth in its list of the ten U.S. bio- toms to immediately seek medical San Francisco in second — the latter is dent is reported to have taken Bay medical research institutions that attention. the only other UC on the list. INSIDE Area Rapid Transit in Contra Costa receive the most funding from the Measles often presents itself as a FierceBiotech mentions UCSD’s County and attended classes at UC National Institute of Health. The high fever and rash across the face research into new drug targets for Berkeley before being diagnosed online newsletter used only NIH New Business ...... 3 and neck approximately one to three malaria as the product of NIH fund- with the illness. awards statistics to create its rank- weeks after the initial exposure. If ing. UCSD also collaborated with the Rhyme or Reason ...... 4 Officials confirmed that the stu- ings, and the article emphasizes that untreated, complications, such as Ludwig Institute for Cancer Research dent was not vaccinated and con- the list is not meant to imply the qual- Review: Angel Olsen ...... 9 swelling of the brain and dehydra- to identify innovative treatments for tracted the illness during a recent ity of the institutions. Sudoku ...... 11 tion, can lead to death. Lou Gehrig’s disease. trip abroad. UCSD received $362 million in Softball ...... 12 The measles virus can remain readers can contact funding from the NIH in 2013, down readers can contact [email protected] airborne for up to two hours, poten- aleksandra konstantinovic [email protected] from the $394.98 million that the aleksandra konstantinovic 2 T HE UCSD GUARDIAN | THURSDAY, FEB RUARY 20, 2014 | WWW.UCSDGUARDIAN.ORG NEWS

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Last night’s council meeting was be popular? mittee following a valid comment from Editorial Assistants Emily Bender, Rita Eritsland, Shelby Newallis, Morgan Jong, sad and lonely due to the absence of VP Student Life Linda Le reported O’Neal: “Since these relations are mostly Soumya Kurnool, Daniel Sung, Andrew Huang, Jonah Yonker my usual companion, A.S. meeting live that she attended SDSU’s student gov- dealing with emotions, I don’t think the Business Manager blogger Hannah Bernabe. It also meant I ernment’s divestment meeting this week. voting process is appropriate.” Emily Ku couldn’t refer to her notes when I tuned The second committee to be Advertising Director out. However, I was remarkably involved news business formed was one overseeing council Noelle Batema in last night’s council meeting. It began gabriella fleischman reserves, while the third is a commit- Advertising Design Alfredo H. Vilano, Jr. with (surprise!) a shout-out from Kyle [email protected] tee to restructure tradition events. A.S. Graphic Studio Heiskala. Tradition events currently receive The UCSD Guardian is published Mondays and “I don’t know if any of you noticed, special treatment, and they fall far Thursdays during the academic year by UCSD students “If you think our A.S. is structured and for the UCSD community. Reproduction of this but last week was the first week I didn’t outside of budgetary guidelines set by newspaper in any form, whether in whole or in part, crazy, well, their A.S. is structured even without permission is strictly prohibited. © 2014, all speak here,” Heiskala said. “But it’s okay, the UC Office of the President. This FOLLOW rights reserved. The UCSD Guardian is not responsible because Gabriella also wasn’t there to more crazy, so you can ask me about committee is intended to analyze and for the return of unsolicited manuscripts or art. The that,” Le said. views expressed herein do not necessarily represent report on it.” appropriately adjust tradition events. the opinions of the UCSD Guardian, the University of A resolution to impeach Mio White California or Associated Students. The UCSD Guardian Physical Sciences Senator Sierra Campuswide Senator Jordan is funded by advertising. Laira licked butter off of the bag. was tabled indefinitely following her res- Donaldson apparently did not notice Coburn asserted that sincerely US ON General Editorial: my absence, however, and called the ignation earlier this week. reaching out to college councils and [email protected] Guardian out — cough, cough — for Three ad hoc task forces were cre- expressing appreciation for them News: [email protected] ated this week. One was a committee Opinion: [email protected] reporting on her excitement for her could make notable strides in solving Sports: [email protected] event last week instead of the event that would focus on improving relations relations between A.S. Council and TWITTER Features: [email protected] Lifestyle: [email protected] itself. Well, I will do her justice and let between A.S. Council and the six college the college councils. A&E: [email protected] councils. This led to a passive-aggressive Photo: [email protected] you all know that her event, which hap- I wish her idea could work, but given Design: [email protected] pens on March 10, will highlight women back-and-forth between AVP College my recent revelations about inter-coun- Art: [email protected] in physical sciences on March 10 and Affairs Meena Kaushik and Social cil animosities, my hopes aren’t high. If Advertising: 858-534-3467 Sciences Senator Colin King. The high @UCSDGUARDIAN [email protected] will feature own physics professor, you’re wondering what I mean, please Fax: 858-534-7035 Alison Coil. point came when King read out the refer to my long-ass article that starts on Later in the night, VP Finance Sean bylaws of Kaushik’s job description. page 1. Extra props if you read all the O’Neal turned all the way around and Although the committee was origi- way through. waved at me while advertising for his nally to be a voting one, that line was With that remark, the meeting came Foosh event. Is this what it feels like to amended to make it a non-voting com- to a timely close. Until next week! College Senators Blocked Council Attempt to Send Bylaw Reforms to Student Referendum

▶ BYLAWS, from page 1 room and resulted in no documentation college and academic senators run a student vote as a referendum on of who voted for what in the meeting. independent of slates, meaning that a the spring ballot in order to bypass that, because some of these things were However, an executive session is not a maximum of 11 candidates could run ratification by more than three councils. almost necessary. It makes me feel at part of SCERC bylaws, and, according on one slate. The source was unaware However, while potential referendum least personally attacked, and like there to Robert’s Rules of Order, are only of this component of the amendments language received a majority vote in was some different motive than just to warranted within reason. A closed and suspected that much of SCERC A.S. Council, it did not cross the three- put A.S. in check.” session, which is virtually the same as was also unaware. fourths vote threshold it needed to be ERC Senator Chris Klein said an executive session except that it can According to the SCERC member, put to a student vote during this year’s he believes this other motive might be requested at any time, is written in the biggest opposition to the election cycle. be college councils wishing to spite SCERC bylaws. Because Joea motioned amendments was the change from VP “We felt that [the change] was very A.S. Council. He claims that relations for an executive session instead of a Student Life to VP Campus Affairs, but reactionary, because this proposed between college councils and A.S. closed session, Klein asserted that SCERC believed that the changes to change to the ratification process came Council have been “petty” for the past technically, the information should the position would make it too much a week or two after we had failed their year, with tensions arising primarily be made public. He said he did not responsibility for one person to hold. proposed changes,” Marshall Senator over college council back-funding. think this would happen, but noted However, because SCSC passed this Kathleen Maguire said. “It didn’t Some of the suspicion of college that many of the concerns were amendment along with Muir College feel like they had been looking at a councils’ possible ulterior motives come reflective of what was said during Council, Revelle College Council and historical problem and then seeking to from secrecy surrounding SCERC’s A.S. Council meetings. Warren College Student Council, it will alleviate it.” voting on the constitution. Klein said “I think people would be be in effect for this upcoming election. Although many of the biggest that SCERC members initially asked surprised by the open hostility and Sixth College Senator Allison changes will not be implemented lots of questions when he presented lack of trust between SCERC and Bagnol agreed that SCSC’s decision for this year’s elections, the Bylaws the constitution amendments at A.S.,” Klein said. “They had already to fail half of the constitutional Committee is hopeful that those SCERC’s weekly meeting during Week set their minds on saying no.” amendments was based on SCSC’s amendments can be amended and 4. The next week, however, when he SCERC is apparently equally relationship with A.S. Council and not passed in the future in order to best brought Bylaws Committee members suspicious of A.S. Council. A SCERC on the content of the constitution. represent and serve the student body. A.S. President Andy Buselt and AVP member who spoke to the Guardian “A.S. is oftentimes seen as “We really looked shameful Academic Affairs Robby Boparai to on condition of anonymity said that purely issue-based, purely political, yesterday from the outside,” Bagnol TAG us on answer questions, SCERC asked no SCERC distrusted A.S. Council because and purely bullshit,” Bagnol said. said. “If I was a regular student questions and tabled voting to the of a perceived lack of transparency; “College councils are seen as purely looking at A.S. talking about bylaws next week. The following week, Buselt however, they were not willing to let programming- and event-based. It for hours on end, I would feel really and VP Finance and Resources Sean A.S. Council answer questions because seems like anything from A.S., from unrepresented and undervalued, and Instagram O’Neal returned to the weekly meeting of a lack of trust. Because much of the the college councils’ perspective, has that’s just a big problem. I think it to answer questions, but SCERC Bylaws Committee was comprised of negative connotations.” really stunted a lot of the productivity Vice President Aman Joea motioned the Keep it Real slate members, the She furthered that the decision was and projects and issues that I think are #UCSDGUARDIAN to move into an executive session, source said, some SCERC members probably made with the needs of SCSC far more important than what we’re imposing that only of SCERC members suspected that the constitution changes in mind, and not the needs of SCSC’s talking about now.” could be allowed in the meeting. were an attempt to keep that slate Sixth College constituents. readers can contact The executive session effectively in power. However, the constitution The Bylaws Committee had hoped gabriella fleischman [email protected] removed Buselt and O’Neal from the amendments actually mandated that to put the constitutional changes to NEWS T HE UCSD GUARDIAN | THURSDAY, FEB RUARY 20, 2014 | WWW.UCSDGUARDIAN.ORG 3

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CONTACT THE EDITOR LAUREN KOA OPINION [email protected] Happiness All Tapped Out Means As a green and environmentally sustainable university, UCSD should look Splurging to create a water conservation plan in light of California’s recent drought. Sometimes ILLUSTRATION BY JENNY PARK

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s someone who gets a cheap thrill from pilfering napkins from Chipotle and ration- Aing out leftovers to last for three subsequent meals, I’d say I could be considered a “poor college student.” Yesterday, however, all my vows of frugality became temporarily irrel- evant as I splurged on something wildly unnecessary and far beyond my typical spending range. But, I’ve come to terms with the realization that indulging yourself every now and then is a perfectly healthy and accept- able behavior. I had been eyeing a particular red saffiano leather handbag for weeks before I was alerted that last week’s 25-percent-off sale would lower the price to $250. This put me into a state of internal turmoil — the price was still high but no longer out of the question. I struggled with the knowledge that $250 is more than a week’s worth of my paycheck, two-point-five times the amount I paid for my iPhone and well over the price of a round-trip plane ticket home. Ignoring my already large collection of purses, I racked my brain for an occasion in recent ast week, President Obama visited California to discuss the it’s not a political issue at all. There is no gridlock to break and no bill memory that would merit such a drought. Out of all the beautiful beaches, mountain resorts and to pass that will make rain happen. Instead of Governor Jerry Brown reward. (There was none — making cities he could have chosen to take his wife to for Valentine’s Day, standing outside the Capitol attempting a rain dance, the solution to it to my 9 a.m. class only impressed Lthe commander in chief picked a farm near Firebaugh —which is about our water woes is to bring awareness to just how much water we waste myself.) I even labeled my hours of as impressive as it sounds. and what we can do to start conserving right away. obsessive purse-stalking as “research Despite the snickering, the visit was well placed. Firebaugh is UC President Janet Napolitano recently asked that the system for my column” and, therefore, a part of California’s Central Valley, an expansive agricultural region save an additional 20 percent of its water, and we at the Guardian productive use of my time. that feeds the whole country. Billboards around the valley have believe that UCSD is in a unique position to lead in this initiative. As This process of self-justifica- long warned that a water crisis was imminent, reminding us “food a campus, we pride ourselves on our sustainability efforts, having all tion was comically useless, and I grows where water flows.” The president’s visit signals a national but banned plastic water bottles and relying on our own electricity was only bickering with myself. concern for our state’s water crisis. Going into a third dry year, microgrid that produces over 90 percent of the university’s power. With Everyone is entitled to their own with the Colorado River’s levels dipping dangerously low, northern collaboration between the students and the administration, it’s entirely happiness. There’s a difference California cities have already begun limiting water use, and many within our reach to come up with a water sustainability plan as well. between practicing sound, per- analysts believe statewide rationing isn’t far off. Last year, the city of San Diego eased restrictions on greywater sys- sonal financial skills and depriving The drought is an interesting political issue because at its heart, tems, paving the way for homes to use the recycled water from chores yourself of needed gratification. I’ll never fully understand how one of See DROUGHT, page 5 my aunts can shell out thousands of dollars on fine dining that will only end up travelling through our digestive tracts, but I respect that we each have our own spending College Councils Should Support New Bylaws priorities, whether that’s on a three- few weeks back, we wrote the Sixth and Muir College councils The Guardian publishes an star Michelin meal or a nice haircut. Long after any Burberry trench kindest editorial we’ve ever as well as much of the current A.S. annual endorsement list that is DITORIAL OARD written about the current Council. There’s no denying that entirely based on our interviews with E B coat or Hermès Birkin bag wears AA.S. Council, commending them for super-slate candidates just have all candidates for campuswide sena- out, she’ll have the memory of the their tremendous work in putting more visibility — everyone remem- tors, the president and the three vice Laira Martin champagne-dipped king prawns we together a highlight reel-worthy list bers Keep it Real’s turquoise shirts presidents. However, most students EDITOR IN CHIEF shared at the Four Seasons’ Lung of bylaw reforms that would increase facing off against One Voice’s purple on this campus don’t have the same King Heen — and that makes her accountability and responsibility while last spring. This slate “branding” sort of access to candidates. Unless Zev Hurwitz happy. With disregard to whether an item of choice is fast fashion, empowering student voters. allows super slate members to boost they read our election endorsements, MANAGING EDITOR A.S. Council needed ratification their campaigns, and it benefits most students are left to assess can- completely impractical or an eye- by four college councils to enact the those running for specific college didates largely based on publicity Allie Kiekhofer sore to the greater public like the bylaws, which would limit slate sizes positions and those campaigning or who had the cutest puppies on DEPUTY MANAGING EDITOR ceramic dog statue Joey bought and ban academic senators from campuswide. When college senators Library Walk. Some college council- himself after getting a role on “Days running on slates inclined toward join a slate, they get their college on members expressed discontent with Lauren Koa of Our Lives,” everyone deserves to treat themselves once in a while. We partisan politics. But only three col- board and often yield higher turn- A.S. Council’s lack of transparency OPINION EDITOR leges voted to ratify. outs for single-slate voting. in reforming the bylaws, but we don’t can’t postpone the fulfillment of all The setback, the result of Super slates are the best way for see why they’re putting up a fight to Kelvin Noronha things enjoyable for a financially stable future that may or may not impasses in ERC, Marshall and power-seekers to manipulate the prevent what we believe is truly pro- ASSOCIATE OPINION EDITOR Sixth, damages this A.S. Council’s current election bylaws to put as gressive change. materialize. best hope for a positive legacy. many candidates as possible in office Why college councils are stall- Mekala Neelakantan If you don’t ever spoil yourself, Additionally, the effective “fili- — but often lost in this process are ing bylaw reform is so far unknown ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR you might find yourself haunted buster” raises our suspicions that the true evaluations of whether a — rumors have circulated that — both literally and figuratively as someone(s) may be trying to put candidate will be an effective stu- college councils are tired of work- Aleksandra Konstantinovic online ad tracking algorithms are together a so-called “Super Slate” dent leader. Voters tend to choose ing with what they see as a dic- ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR getting smarter — by images of the reminiscent of 2013’s Keep it Real. the most attractive candidates or tatorial A.S. Council. Though it’s unpurchased items, so much that Another super slate-dominated vote for members of a single slate too late for this election, college Gabriella Fleischman you resort to buying poor facsimiles election would prove problematic — and admittedly, it is easy to log councils would do well to realize ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR of the original to fill the void of what for yet another election cycle. on and just click on the cute ones or that A.S. Council’s reforms are in could have been. So splurge on that Super slate politics on campus the ones wearing purple. And only fact intended to make candidates one ridiculous item you’ve been tend to yield strong results for those the most informed do this — the more accountable to their collective The UCSD Guardian is published twice a week at the thirsting after, savor that feeling of University of California at San Diego. Contents © guiltless satisfaction and stop look- on board. 2012 saw Meggie Le’s majority of students just skip voting constituencies and less accountable 2014. Views expressed herein represent the majority “Ride the Tide” slate dominate A.S. entirely due to lack of information. to their slates. It’s about time that, vote of the editorial board and are not necessarily those ing like Grumpy Cat. I myself will be of the UC Board of Regents, the ASUCSD or the and several college councils’ rosters, In fact, A.S. council voter turnout once and for all, college councils members of the Guardian staff. beginning a happy life with my new and members from President Andy during the 2013 elections was at a need work with A.S. Council to kill sartorial companion (well, in three Buselt’s Keep it Real hold much of dismal 22 percent. the super slate. to five business days). O PIN I ON THE UCSD GUARDIAN | TH URSDAY, FE BRUARY 20, 2014 | WWW.UCSDGUARDIAN.ORG 5

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▶ DROUGHT, from page 4 many ways, as we get a significant San Diego will also see some portion of our water from the water relief in the form of a desali- like washing clothes to irrigate lawns. Metropolitan Water District of nation plant, which converts ocean Though a university-wide greywater Southern California, which is water to fresh water, set to open in system is an enormous and expensive reporting enough water and cash Carlsbad in 2016. A project nearly task, it is perhaps worth looking into to get us through the drought — at a decade in the making, its success as a way to keep our campus green, in least for now. could signal the opportunity for every sense of the word. What we can learn from the some of UCSD’s brilliant young Students can also take the initia- Metropolitan Water District is how engineers to work on their own tive on their own and make them- it, and the city of , desalination initiatives. selves aware of how much water they handled California’s last dry spell. One of the most troubling signs use on a daily basis. Those hundreds Once the steep rate hikes and usage of the times is that in the month of gallons of water a day contribute to limits subsided after the drought, after Gov. Brown announced the www.ucsdguardian.org the almost 800 million gallons UCSD the city built new homes with low- drought as a statewide crisis, con- uses every year. Just as we’ve been flow showerheads and dual-flush sumption rates actually went up. conditioned to turn the light off as we toilets. The older residential halls We need to go in the exact opposite leave a room, we should make turn- on campus would certainly benefit direction as we head into another ing the faucet off while we brush our from similar modernizing upgrades predictably dry spring — not to teeth a habit as well. that would reduce water usage by mention our state’s famously dry San Diego County is lucky in 75 percent. summers.

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t might be a good thing that William Shakespeare can’t time travel and the namesake of a certain J.K. Rowling character) dies soon after, leaving see some of the more recent adaptations of his beloved plays. He might Leontes distraught and alone. bite his thumb at Baz Luhrmann for that opening gunfight scene in The first half of “Tale” is much like your standard Shakespeare play, 1996’sI “Romeo + Juliet” — that is, after the Bard figures out what a gas sta- though Leontes and Polixenes don well-cut suits and bow ties rather than tion is. And he may be skeptical whether “All the world’s a stage” includes doublets and jerkins. Scenes smoothly transition from one to the next with 19th century Japan, as Kenneth Branagh seems to think it does in 2006’s innovative lighting and sets that evoke the splendor of Leontes’s Sicilian “As You Like It.” palace. But the production, overall, sometimes feels more like a quirky indie But if the world’s most celebrated playwright visited the Old Globe comedy, with spurts of minimalism owing to the soundtrack played live Theatre — a venue architecturally based on London’s Globe Theatre, onstage by one pianist. In one scene, Leontes delivers a fevered monologue where many of his works premiered — and saw Barry Edelstein’s rendi- — complete with minor keys and discordant tunes from the lone piano — tion of “The Winter’s Tale,” our intrepid Elizabethan time traveller would in his young son’s playroom while he contemplates Hermione’s possible be more than pleased, even with its modern setting and garb. Balboa infidelity; as his attendants stand by, the Sicilian king distractedly plays with Park’s latest offering is a must-see for Shakespeare enthusiasts of every a jack-in-the-box, adding to the subtly eccentric yet playful tone. hue on the purist spectrum. Even the second half of the play, which takes place 16 years after Though not as revered as “Hamlet” or “Macbeth,” “Tale” is still an Perdita’s abandonment, seems more like an indie remake of Rodgers and enchanting classic of envy, rediscovered love and the importance of family. Hammerstein’s “Oklahoma!” than a prim Shakespearean adaptation: The The brash king of Sicily, Leontes (Billy Campbell, SyFy’s “Helix”), mis- setting switches to a whimsical Bohemian forest with a strong Midwestern takenly assumes that his faithful wife Hermione (Natacha Roi) is having flavor inhabited by a down-to-earth, excessively blithe cast, including an affair with his childhood friend Polixenes, the king of Bohemia (Paul Perdita (Maya Kazan, “Frances Ha”) and her adoptive family, a kindly old Michael Valley), after he observes how well the two get along. Jumping to shepherd (Mark Nelson) and his offbeat son Clown (Brendan Spieth). conclusions, Leontes convinces himself that the pregnant Hermione bears This kind of interpretation does not take away from the source material Polixenes’s child, ultimately arresting his wife for adultery and sending the infant, Perdita, away to Bohemia after its birth. Hermione (whom, yes, is See WINTER, page 8

INSIDE // COFFEE BREAK...... P. 8 GUARDIAN GOES GLOBAL...... P. 8 FILM REVIEW: OMAR...... P. 9 ALBUM REVIEW: PHANTOGRAM...... P. 9 8 THE UCSD GUARDIAN | TH URSDAY, FE BRUARY 20, 2014 | WWW.UCSDGUARDIAN.ORG WEEKEND GUARDIAN GOES GLOBAL The Guardian samples the world’s cuisine in San Diego. This week: Iran.

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lazy), my search came to fruition foods. The restaurant is known GUARDIAN upon discovering Soltan Banoo in for its Ash Anar ($5.95 per bowl), University Heights. or pomegranate soup, a food not Located on the most populated regularly found in Iran. Yet, it strip of Park Avenue, Soltan Banoo includes pomegranate, an essential draws you into its even more charm- item used in Persian cooking, along slow cooked with lamb, chickpeas, in oil and lemon juice. The stew was the drive if you’re looking for a ing interior and great food through with barley and lentils, ingredients potatoes and tomato. My friend piping hot — one of the best I have contemporary and well-priced take its curb appeal — silky drapes flow normally found in most Persian ordered the vegan wrap ($6.95) had at a restaurant. The lamb was on Persian cuisine. Try to make it over the entryway, inviting guests soups. The menu has a full range with babaganoush, veggies, avocado cooked to perfection; the meat was over to Soltan Banoo during their inside. Soltan Banoo is one of many of kabobs, various types of rice, and rice inside, served with tabouli soft and tender and slid right off the lunch hours (11 a.m. to 3 p.m.) — tastefully, thematically decorated salads and wraps. The daily specials salad. While there were only a few bone. The broth was also good but the same items are served for lunch restaurants in University Heights — reflect authentic Persian food more customers in the restaurant while we spiced a little too much with dried and dinner, but the lunch slashes which is a great area for shopping accurately than the rest of the menu, were there, it took a long time for lemon for my personal taste. The prices by $2 to $3. The food here is and drinks. So popular, in fact, that which is a little too “Americanized” the food to arrive. My stew arrived wrap was delicious as well, served authentic and delicious, but the slow it’s sometimes tricky to find parking for my taste. (Wraps and items such in a large bowl with an entire lamb in your choice of a large tortilla or service is less than enthralling, espe- close by. as hummus and tabouli are not shank, half of a potato and plenty lavash bread. Adding Persian-style cially after you’ve working up an Soltan Banoo has an outdoor customarily served in traditional of broth and beans to go with it. It rice with saffron in it was a nice appetite looking for parking. seating area that’s covered and heat- Persian restaurants.) also came with a side of pita bread touch, but the tabouli salad was dry readers can contact ed during the winter but opens up I decided to try the daily special, and salad-e-shirazi, a combination and not flavorful. av i sa lem [email protected] to the street in the warmer months Abgousht ($10.95), a meat stew of tomatoes, cucumbers and onions Soltan Banoo’s food is worth

electable, comestible, unavoidable and unstop- “Dpable” is the tagline that the Meshuggah Shack has given itself, and it couldn’t be more accurate. The coffee shop — a tiny, spring-green kiosk set up on the quiet corner of Goldfinch Street and Fort Stockton Drive — is not easy to miss. It’s sup- ported by four pillars covered in an eclectic arrangement of mosaics, and a copious amount of Virgin Mary and Jesus memorabilia draws you in.

Outward appearance aside, the PHOTO USED WITH PERMISSION FROM THE OLD GLOBE THEATRE Meshuggah Shack’s menu itself is something to be reckoned with. In addition to basic coffees and teas, Shakespeare Production Shakes the Stage the menu offers “Fancy-Schmancy WITH Espresso Drinks,” “Iced Blended ▶ WINTER, from page 7 with “The Taming of the Shrew”’s Yum” and customer favorites like MONICA MCGILL and “Much Ado About Nothing”’s “Mother’s Little Helper” (“Crack or detract from the play’s quality — if outspoken heroines, and we’ll see Head” Chai Latte, steamed milk Contributing Writer anything, a new dimension is added Katherina Minola and Beatrice leave and Ghirardelli Chocolate sauce) ILLUSTRATION BY AMBER SHROYER and improves upon what Shakespeare shaking and sobbing before Paulina or “Jumpin’ Judas” (Coca Cola originally penned. Particularly in is finished ranting. and two shots of espresso), which Bohemia, where shepherds and farm- Characters like Paulina make are the more experimental drinks MESHUGGAH SHACK ers freely frolic about like the fairies us realize just how progressive and on the menu. Some drinks on the in “A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” modern Shakespeare was to craft menu are accompanied by unique HOURS: LOCATION: the audience lives the peasant expe- such a powerful woman at a time descriptions — the “Cookies and Monday 7 a.m. to 12 p.m. 4048 Goldfinch St., rience. In fact, there are several that still saw females as inferior. It Cream” is described humorously Tuesday - Sunday 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. San Diego, CA 92103 instances when characters seem to then becomes understandable why on the menu as “dreamy, possibly break the fourth wall: We become the Shakespeareans love to marry his a lethal weapon.” Rather than an jurors of Hermione’s trial or are asked verses in iambic pentameter — replete unwanted addition, the quirky to sing along to the Bohemians catchy with archaic words — to a mod- drink names and unusual descrip- musical numbers. ern setting. The Bard would never tions (don’t worry, they aren’t at Of course, this was pulled off flaw- understand our world of hashtags all vague and devoid of ingredient lessly in part because of the strength and chat abbreviations, just as we descriptions) add to the charm of the of the leads and supporting actors. struggle to get what he really meant place. The staff is extremely friendly, Golden Globe nominee Campbell by “slings and arrows of outrageous and the menu itself says that “advice reveals a deeply flawed ruler in fortune.” But plays like Edelstein’s is always free,” making it easier to be Leontes, yet one who is so charismat- “The Winter’s Tale” remind us that adventurous with your drink choice. ic that we understand why more like- that’s okay — we just have to open And it doesn’t hurt that the drinks able characters such as Hermione and our minds up again to the original, themselves are just plain good. Polixenes put up with him before he and we can do so with ease. Toward TAYLOR SANDERSON /GUARDIAN Meshuggah Shack is relatively foolishly gives in to impulsive actions the end of the play, the wily Autolycus affordable for the everyday college ing menu, what makes this place coffee chain, the outdoor seating, that drive the plot. But the standout (Paul Kandel) says, “Age, thou hast student, whether s/he is looking different than a typical coffee shop corner location and welcoming performance of “Tale” comes in Angel lost thy labor” — and that couldn’t for a simply well-made Americano is its setup. The collection of tiny environment means an authentic, Desai’s portrayal of Hermione’s best be more applicable to Shakespeare’s or an intriguing drink, like the tables that seat three people com- local, neighborhood vibe and the friend, Paulina. Here, we’re presented plays. The Bard will never get old, Sriracha infused “Serpent’s Kiss.” fortably is outside, and it’s fairly opportunity to interact with people with one of Shakespeare’s strongest especially with adaptations like All their “Noshes” (pastries), which limited — meaning the place isn’t easily and freely with the extremely — and perhaps most overlooked — Edelstein’s that honor the past and are delivered daily from San Diego the most conducive for studying. open layout at Meshuggah Shack. female characters. With her feistiness still manage to appeal to the present. and cunning, Paulina outmaneuvers bakery-cafe Bread & Cie, cost $3 The flip side is that rather than iso- readers can contact readers can contact or less, and most drinks average the whole Sicilian court, Leontes lating yourself to a cellphone and monica mcgill [email protected] JACQUELINE KIM [email protected] around $4. Besides the wide rang- laptop in any other run-of-the-mill included. Put this woman in a room WEEKEND THE UCSD GUARDIAN | TH URSDAY, FE BRUARY 20, 2014 | WWW.UCSDGUARDIAN.ORG 9

PHOTO USED WITH PERMISSION FROM SONY PICTURES FILM REVIEW It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane; No, It’s... Ant-Man? versus! nathan cook nick yang

ersus! is a back-and-forth discussion column meant for V the geekier members of our audience. Every quarter, we’ll consult However, the sincere determination frenzy of hormonal freedom fight- our resident superhero aficionados of their mission remains dormant ers. The romance between Omar Nathan and Nick on the latest and omar throughout the script. And despite and Nadia could have saved the most divisive film, comic, animation the popular misconception that a film. However, Abu-Assad bypasses and entertainment news. This time, scar and a little bit of fake blood can every chemical element that bubbles we’ve set them loose on the upcom- speak a thousand words, we are left beneath the surface of their forbidden ing plans of Marvel Studios. searching for Omar’s motive among relationship. The couple exchanges Marvel will soon expand their Hany Abu-Assad churns out a superficial account the shrapnel. love letters — the contents of which roster of heroes with the third of Palestinian freedom fighters. In fact, Abu-Assad seems to have we never see — and we are left in the “phase” of their film universe and are shaved layers of truth off the film shallow end of a potentially powerful reaching some of their less-known Directed by Hany Abu-Assad before wiping it down with Clorox love story. Lubany hits the nail on the characters, including Doctor Strange, and sending it out into the world. head as a spunky, Palestinian woman The Guardians of the Galaxy and … Starring Adam Bakri, Samer Bisharat, Iyad Hoorani, Leem Lubany Even the scenes that depict Israeli hindered by the constraints of a patri- Ant-Man? Despite his unimpressive Rated NR soldiers torturing captured freedom archal society. But Abu-Assad trims name, an Ant-Man film has been Release Date Feb. 21 fighters are polite and short-lived. her crucial scenes and once again announced for 2015. Also known as Rare moments of integrity do, shoos us out of the theater before the Hank Pym, this super-scientist has rom a distance, Israeli soldiers winner “,” follows a however, illuminate from the deep, curtains close. the power to shrink himself down shoot at Omar as he scales a group of childhood friends as they knowing eyes of Omar (Adam Bakri) If you can swallow an under- to the size of an ant, among other F massive cement wall. When he mature into freedom fighters, it is far and his partners in crime, Amjad cooked plot, you will be more abilities. lands on the other side, escaping their less thrilling. At the end of the day, (Samer Bisharat) and Tarek (Iyad aware of the political turmoil that blows, he washes the dirt off his hands Abu-Assad displays an honest, politi- Hoorani), who give the film a hum- exists between Israel and Palestine. NICK: As far as heroes go, Ant- and heads for his friend’s house. This cal landscape, inhabited by flat and bling quality that reminds us why this However, in order to promote any Man has long been a C-list super- is part of Omar’s daily routine. So underdeveloped characters. story is important. Especially mov- kind of awareness, Abu-Assad would hero with lackluster powers and a ordinary that when he returns and Throughout the film, Abu-Assad ing performances by Leem Lubany have had to finish his movie. Instead, largely uninteresting role. Ant-Man an Israeli soldier asks him, “Where reminds us of the imbalance between (Nadia) and Waleed Zuaiter (Agent “Omar” reaches its stubby hands in all holds significance in the Marvel have you been?” he retorts, in jest, Israeli and Palestinian resources. Rami) drop us into a world where sorts of directions and ends up return- Universe for two reasons: his role “The casino.” The problem is that Israeli militants are equipped with every man is a suspect, regardless of ing home with an incomplete account in founding the Avengers and his these soldiers are not fond of “clowns.” helicopters and private investigators, his past. of the life of a freedom fighter. creation of the evil artificial intel- Director Hany Abu-Assad’s “Omar” while the freedom fighters scrounge Unfortunately, before we become ligence Ultron. The Avengers were narrates the many consequences up a stolen car, a couple of rifles and fully invested in the alluring cast, the already founded in the Marvel a Palestinian faces for lashing out a pack of cigarettes. It doesn’t take unexplored love quadrangle between — Nilu Karimi Cinematic Universe back in 2012, against Israeli occupation. And while much time to recognize these freedom Omar and pals and the one female staff writer and a recent statement from Joss this film, like his 2005 Golden Globe fighters as the underdogs of the film. lead in the movie sends us into a Whedon, the director of “Avengers 2: The Age of Ultron,” has con- firmed that Ultron, the antagonist in the second Avengers movie, will ALBUM REVIEW ALBUM REVIEW not be created by Pym.

"voices" "Burn Your Fire For No Witness" NATHAN: Although Ant-Man may be a C-lister, Hank Pym has always by phantogram by angel olsen been between an A and B. While Release Date Feb. 18 Release Date Feb. 18 he may not create Ultron in this interpretation (early word has it that Tony Stark will be the one to invent the mechanical villain), he is still a brilliant mind to be reckoned with Confident sophomore album by electro-pop duo wows Lo-fi folk singer’s sophomore album is a fascinating — especially while the other Marvel with stand-out tracks and controlled, refined sound. and expertly produced LP. super-genius, Reed Richards, is cur- rently owned for movie use by 20th oices,” the newest release mental jazz, rock and electronica — Century Fox. by New York electro-pop which is delivered with confidence “Vduo Phantogram, has a by Barthel’s unwavering vocals. NICK: While Ant-Man may appeal song entitled “Bill Murray.” This can Showcasing Phantogram’s affinity to die-hard comic fans, the ques- only mean good things. for sampling, “Fall in Love” is the tion remains whether mainstream The aforementioned song is a sultry, standout track on the album. audiences would be actually willing pensive ballad reminiscent of the With its dizzying instrumentals and to line up to watch a movie about a mellow, dreamy sound of Beach catchy melodies, it features a fusion man who shrinks and talks to bugs House and The xx. Evoking a cer- of hip-hop samples and cascading for an hour and a half. tain cinematic grandeur, guitarist dream pop strings, with elements PHOTO USED WITH PERMISSION FROM JAGJAGUWAR RECORDS Josh Carter explained to the Atlantic of rock courtesy of distorted guitar NATHAN: We already know that ngel Olsen exists in a rela- that the song earned its title because licks and staccato cymbals. Each Forgotten.” On the other end, the the movie won’t focus on the study tively foreign musical sphere Phantogram “always pictured a sad part of the song dramatically chang- lightly strummed guitar on “White by today’s standards. On her of insects. It’s directed by Edgar Bill Murray for the visuals of that es sound, disorienting the listener, A Fire” complements the devastatingly Wright of “Shaun of the Dead” fame. 2012 debut, “Half Way Home,” she desolate lyrics like, “I heard my song.” A buzzing synthesizer propels like the turning of a kaleidoscope. took away the reverb employed on We can expect a high-stakes, high- the song forward in the verses, while In these four minutes, Barthel and mother thinking me right back into laughs, thrill ride focusing on the past releases, baring her strong, my birth/ I laughed so loud inside the chorus is adorned by the twin- Carter are irresistible. unprocessed voice to establish mood heist of Hank Pym’s Ant-Man tech- kling of a shy xylophone. It shows a Despite the heavy confluence of myself it all began to hurt.” nology. Think a one-man “Ocean’s instead. The album was stripped The album oscillates between more controlled and refined side of genres into each song, Phantogram’s down, yes, but Olsen holds such a these positives and negatives, often Eleven” mixed with “Iron Man.” the duo and could very well end up delivery seems effortless. In an inter- distinct presence through the timbre either celebrating or ruminating on the soundtrack — set to synths — view with Billboard Magazine, they and range of her voice that it’s easy over independence and loneliness. NICK: Just think of the marketing of the next Sofia Coppola movie. justified this by explaining, “This is to reciprocate her feelings of loss and Despite the variety of many of the that would need to be done! The In composing the new album, how people listen to music today.” loneliness. Despite, for the most part, songs, rarely is there any interplay toys and products that can be sold, Carter and vocalist Sarah Barthel They battle the short attention span of employing little more than a guitar, between these two poles. Distorted like Hulk hands or Thor’s ham- spent an entire summer locked up in their listeners with intriguing samples “Half Way Home” showed incredible and unfiltered guitars rarely cross mer, are the reason these movies a remote barn in upstate New York, and melodic adornments. talent and potential. paths on the album, and it would get made. God help the marketing just as they did when writing their The downside of this is over- It’s no surprise, then, that Olsen’s have been nice to see structural department that has the challenge 2009 debut album, “Eyelid Movies.” In embellishment. Some songs, such sophomore album, “Burn Your Fire variation within individual songs. of thinking up ways of selling Ant- a Times Union interview, Carter said as “I Don’t Blame You,” are heavy for No Witness,” expands upon her Yet any gripe is easily overcome Man-related toys to today’s youth. they strive for a sound that is rhyth- and sound disjointed. It would be distinctive sound and showcases by the stark, unabashed beauty and Replica Ant-Man’s ants? mic with “swirling guitars, spacey interesting to hear a more minimalist her capacity as a singer-songwriter. content of the album as a whole. keyboards” and echoing “airy vocals.” approach for their next endeavor with With producer John Congleton, “Burn Your Fire for No Witness” NATHAN: I’ll admit, Ant-Man is Unsurprisingly, the duo has drawn the synthetic drum machine absent. known for his work with St. is music to ponder, but it never not quite the moniker that moves comparisons ranging from The Yeah However, Phantogram is confident in Vincent, the album hosts a higher feels too overbearing or compli- toys off the shelves like “Thor” or Yeah Yeahs to Purity Ring. what they do, striving to constantly level of instrumentation that pro- cated. Olsen has created a deep, “Iron Man.” Then again, Marvel is As a result of teaming up with pro- perfect their signature sound. At the vides solid foundation for her voice yet deceptively simple work that looking to diversify its output all ducer John Hill, whose highly varied same time, they express humbleness. to flourish. Distorted guitars pro- showcases authentic emotion and the time — and one has to reason repertoire includes everything from You can’t help but root for them. vide a solid foundation for her songs strength in the face of being alone. that the main purpose of the film Shakira to Santigold to Snoop Dogg, to reach emotional highs detailing isn’t merchandising so much as the finished product incorporates — emily bender forgiveness and unrequited love — ethan fukuto proving that they can make a differ- a mix of genres — trip-hop, instru- editorial Assistant on the standout track “Forgiven/ STAFF WRITER ent sort of superhero. 10 THE UCSD GUARDIAN | THURSDAY, FEBRULYN 20, 2014 | WWW.UCSDGUARDIAN.ORG CLASSIFIEDS

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Across seven innings, Cruz but failed to produce more runs in expect us to come out with a couple time from Chico State’s Brad Lohse allowed only a pair of runs on six hits subsequent innings. Redshirt fresh- wins.” who threw six shutout frames for the and earned two strikeouts. Senior man outfield Brandon Shirley batted UCSD softball continues CCAA Irvine Invitational Wildcats and struck out five, only right-handed pitcher Scott Zeman a team-high .444 in the series and action in another four-game series W. WATER POLO, from page 12 allowing four hits.“Across the board closed out the game in the ninth with went 2-for-4 in the final win.The against undefeated No. 15 Cal Poly ▶ just one pitch by forcing a fielder’s season opening stretch has held a Pomona on Feb. 20 to Feb. 22 in they made more plays than we did,” consecutive goals from Guiliana, UCSD head coach Eric Newman told choice grounder. list of formidable opponents for the Pomona, Calif. “I felt like it was a pretty big Tritons, a trend that continues into sophomore center Lauren Finwall and the UCSD Athletics Department after readers can contact junior attacker Andie Nishimi. the loss. “They just outcompeted us.” game,” Cruz said to UCSD Athletics next weekend as UCSD faces Cal Poly john story [email protected] Department. “It was a good opportu- Pomona. Against Wagner later that day, The closer was won by UCSD for sophomore goalie Courtney Miller blocked 15 shots for the Tritons to UCSD Baseball 8, Chico State 1 2/14/2014 help them gain the upper hand in a UCSD Baseball 1, Chico State 3 2/15/2014 close finish. Lizotte, along with fel- Player ab r h rbi bb so po a lob Player ab r h rbi bb so po a lob low senior defense Allison Delgado, CRUZ, Troy 3b 5 2 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 CRUZ, Troy dh 3 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 junior attacker Rachel Brooks and LEWIS, Erik 2b 4 1 2 1 0 0 1 5 0 SHIRLEY, Brandon rf 3 0 2 0 0 1 3 0 0 Kirkland, powered the offense with LA FACE, Nick dh 5 1 2 2 0 0 0 0 1 LARSEN, Jack cf 3 1 0 0 0 0 3 0 2 two goals apiece. UCSD improves to LARSEN, Jack cf 5 1 2 1 0 1 3 0 0 LA FACE, Nick c 3 0 1 1 0 0 7 0 0 9–3 overall after finishing out the MANN, Michael 1b 3 0 1 0 0 1 9 0 0 MANN, Michael 1b 2 0 0 0 0 0 7 0 0 Bison Invitational. RAHN, Justin lf RAHN, Justin lf 3 0 0 0 0 2 4 0 3 3 0 1 0 0 2 1 0 0 “Some may think that flights can- LEVY, Brett c FRAZIER, Spencer 2b 3 2 2 1 1 1 7 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 celed, a time change, an eleven hour TUCK, Garrett ss 0 1 0 HOWSLEY, Tyler ss 4 1 1 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 bus ride, snow storms and below- LEUNG, Christian rf 3 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 3 TUCK, Garrett 3b 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 thirty degree weather would cause TOTALS 35 8 12 8 1 7 26 7 7 TOTALS 25 1 5 1 0 7 21 3 3 drama and stress amongst the team, Pitcher ip h r er bb so ab bf np Pitcher ip h r er bb so ab bf np but I believe this trip brought our DONATELLA, Justin 6.0 1 0 0 2 6 19 22 105 FASSLER, Blake 5.2 8 3 3 3 5 22 29 100 already close-knit team even closer,” OROZCO, Adrian 2.0 2 0 0 0 1 8 8 20 MOERSEN, Eric 0.1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 5 Bartow said. FRIEDBERG, Dean 1.0 1 1 1 1 0 4 5 17 ZEMAN, Scott 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 4 4 20 On tap for the Triton women is a road trip up to UC Irvine for the UC Irvine Invite this weekend. “The UCI tournament is always UCSD Baseball 2, Chico State 7 2/15/2014 UCSD Baseball 2, Chico State 7 2/16/2014 a huge one for us every year,” Lizotte Player bb so lob Player ab r h rbi bb so po a lob ab r h rbi po a said. “There are pretty much all top- LEWIS, Erik 2b 3 0 1 1 2 1 4 2 0 CRUZ, Troy 3b 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 12 schools competing at UCI this SHIRLEY, Brandon rf 4 0 2 2 0 0 1 0 1 LEWIS, Erik 2b 3 0 1 0 2 0 1 1 0 weekend, and I think it’s going to be LARSEN, Jack cf 3 1 1 0 1 1 3 0 0 LA FACE, Nick dh 4 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 great for us to see our progress thus LA FACE, Nick dh 4 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 LARSEN, Jack cf 5 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 far and see where we are headed.” MANN, Michael 1b 5 2 2 0 0 2 9 1 3 MANN, Michael 1b 4 0 1 0 0 0 12 0 5 UCSD kicks off the tournament RAHN, Justin lf 3 1 1 1 1 0 3 0 0 RAHN, Justin lf 3 1 1 1 1 0 1 0 0 with a match up against the University LEVY, Brett c 2 1 0 0 1 1 3 0 0 LEVY, Brett c 3 0 0 0 1 1 7 0 0 of Hawaii on Saturday at 11:45 a.m. TUCK, Garrett 3b 1 0 0 2 1 0 2 1 0 TUCK, Garrett ss 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 “Hawaii will be a great first game,” HOWSLEY, Tyler ss 3 1 0 0 1 0 1 5 3 LEUNG, Christian rf 3 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 Lizotte said. “I think we are more than TOTALS 28 7 8 7 7 5 27 13 10 TOTALS 31 2 5 1 5 1 27 3 6 capable of competing with any team Pitcher Pitcher ip h r er bb so ab bf np ip h r er bb so ab bf np in the top ten. So I’m excited to see CRUZ, Troy 7.0 6 2 2 2 2 26 30 86 how it will go.” SCOTT, Trevor 5.2 8 4 4 1 6 24 27 80 RIESER, Chad 1.2 3 1 1 0 1 8 9 33 KOLODIN, Dan 3.1 2 3 3 1 1 11 15 34 readers can contact ZEMAN, Scott 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 kirsten willmon [email protected] 12 THE UCSD GUARDIAN | TH URSDAY, FE BRUARY 20, 2014 | WWW.UCSDGUARDIAN.ORG UPCOMING BASEBALL 2/20 AT Cal Poly Pomona CONTACT THE EDITOR SOFTBALL 2/21 VS Cal State East Bay RACHEL UDA UCSD M/W BASKETBALL 2/21 VS San Francisco State [email protected] follow us @UCSD_sports M VOLLEYBALL 2/21 AT Long Beach State SPORTS GAMES TRACK & FIELD 2/22 AT Claremont

SOFTBALL Tritons Pick off Chico

The Tritons take three out of four games against Chico State in their first conference series of the season.

BY rachel uda sports editor

PHOTO BY ALWIN SZETO/GUARDIAN FILE n a commanding string of perfor- And now, 10 games into the season, delivered again to score Grant. Next With Edwards back on the mound, Alissa Gutierrez hit a sacrifice fly to mances, the UCSD softball team Edwards (4–0) has an ERA of 0.88. up redshirt freshman first-baseman UCSD shut out the Wildcats in the bring in another runner. With two claimed its first conference series “It’s very exciting for us,” Gerckens Emma Schneider — UCSD’s current first game last Saturday. outs and men on second and third, Iwin over Chico State University, Feb. said of Edwards’ performance over RBI leader — grounded out to move The Tritons took their time warm- Sepulveda came up with another 14 to Feb. 15. the weekend. “Two nights for us she Brown over to second. Brown stole ing their bats, with the game remain- big hit, singling to left field to score Winning three games out of the pretty much goes the distance, and I third and reached home on a Wildcat ing scoreless until the sixth inning. Proctor. The score now tied, UCSD four-game series, the No. 13 nation- was very proud of her.” error. Grant opened up the inning with continued to rally as sophomore ally ranked Tritons improve to 8–2 The Tritons will next face Cal Although the Tritons recorded a triple to right field. Pinch hitter catcher Katie Saunders scored anoth- overall and 3–1 in the California State East Bay at home in a four-game just three hits, UCSD had the chance freshman Bianca Devoto and Brown er Triton off a single up the middle. Collegiate Athletic Association. series this Friday, Feb. 28. to extend its lead in the third inning both popped out, and so with two Down 5–4, Chico brought in pitcher When asked about the weekend’s “East Bay’s always a tricky team, but left three men stranded on base. outs Schneider managed to walk. Ariel De Trinidad for damage control, performance, UCSD head coach and they’re definitely capable of Game 2, 2–1 Pinch running for Schneider, senior but Romero would pick up another Patti Gerckens said she was pleased winning close games and taking the In another low-scoring bout on Mya Romero stole second. With men hit to put the Tritons up 6–4. with the Tritons in their conference series,” McQuaid said. “But we’re Friday, the Tritons were just edged on second and third, sophomore “The six-running inning was huge opener. looking forward to taking care of out by the Wildcats. Senior pitcher McKenna Clewett tripled to left-cen- for us,” Gerckens told the UCSD “I think we played well over- business this weekend.” Jennifer Manuel — tasked to throw ter to score Grant and Romero. Next Athletics Department Saturday. “It all, but we definitely weren’t at our Game 1, 2–0 the first 5.1 innings — kept Chico up, senior outfielder Taylor Sepulveda really took their momentum away, best,” senior third-baseman Emily UCSD won the first game of the scoreless through the first three tripled to right field to bring Clewett and I thought they really did a great McQuaid said. “That being said, I series on the mound. Going the dis- innings. UCSD went up 1–0 in the home before stealing home. job.” think for not playing our best we still tance, Edwards allowed just four bottom of the third off a Grant RBI Game 4, 10–4 UCSD continued to light up came away with a good result.” hits in her seven innings, while the that scored sophomore utility Amani In the most dynamic game of the Chico’s pitchers, scoring four more The series served as a coming-out Tritons would do all of its scoring in Proctor. series, the Tritons came from behind, runs, while sophomore right-hander party of sorts for sophomore pitcher the first inning. The Wildcats would return the scoring six runs in the third inning to Hannah Duarte and Manuel teamed Alexis Edwards. Edwards, who bat- Leadoff hitter sophomore out- favor in the top of the fourth, capi- secure the series win. up to shut the Wildcats out through tled injury last season, pitched 13 fielder Callie Grant found herself on talizing on a Triton throwing error. In the third inning, down 4–1, the remainder. innings for UCSD, earning two wins third after walking to get on base. Chico would score again in the fifth Proctor bunted to score McQuaid. readers can contact and was named the CCAA Pitcher Batting cleanup senior Caitlin Brown, inning after loading the bases. Next up, Brown walked to load the rachel uda [email protected] of the Week for her performance. who recorded 42 RBI last season, Game 3, 4–0 bases, while pinch-hitter sophomore

WATER POLO BASEBALL Strong Results at Bison Invitational Tritons Split in Season’s UCSD wins three, drops one despite weather delays, improves to 9-3 on season. First Conference Series BY kirsten willmon staff writer UCSD goes 2-2 in conference opener against Chico. evere weather and travel delays could not hold back the UCSD BY john story associate sports editor designated-hitter Nick La Face tripled women’s water polo team from to left field and brought in two runs. Sputting forth a strong, competitive o. 39 ranked UCSD split its UCSD earned 12 hits on the day and showing against several top teams first conference series against now leads the conference with 20 hit- in the annual Bison Invitational in No. 12 Chico State last Sunday, by-pitches. Feb.N 16 with a win. The Tritons are 5–4 But UCSD could not repeat its Lewisburg, Pa., Saturday, Feb. 15 to Feb. 16. on the season and 2–2 in California domination over the Wildcats in a “I don’t think the unexpected Collegiate Athletic Association action. doubleheader on Saturday, as Chico travel hindered our play,” senior util- In the series opener last Friday, State handily won the first game 7–2 ity Sarah Lizotte said. “More than sophomore right-handed pitcher and took the second game 3–1. anything we were all ready to get back Justin Donatella out-pitched Chico Junior left-handed pitcher Trevor into the water and back into the swing State’s Nick Baker to give UCSD a Scott took the mound for the Tritons in of things.” win in its first conference game of the game one and threw a three-run first The team was stranded in Chicago season. Donatella shut out the pre- inning and allowed another Wildcat for the night last Thursday due to season favorite Wildcats in six frames, run in the fourth. UCSD was unable to flight cancellations, forcing the only allowing one hit and throwing climb out of the deficit against Wildcat Tritons to take an 11-hour-long bus six strikeouts in his first career-start in stars Marcos Lara and Luke Barker, ride to Lewisburg on Friday. With conference play for the 8–1 win. who largely shut out the Tritons from UCSD still not in Pennsylvania, its “I just attacked the hitters,” the mound. Triton batters were unable opening game of the tournament Donatella said to the UCSD Athletics to produce hits in critical moments against host team Bucknell University Department after UCSD’s first game, and left 11 runners on base to only was cancelled. Friday, Feb. 14. “Once our batters gave score two runs. Instead, No. 13 UCSD began play us the lead I decided to keep it.” Chico State found the board early on Saturday against No. 20 University The Triton offense demoralized in game two with a sacrifice fly for a the Wildcats’ All-CCAA First Team single RBI in the first. The Wildcats of Michigan, followed by a face-off PHOTO BY KYLE SZETO/GUARDIAN FILE with No. 8 Princeton later in the pitcher Baker early and ended his night added two more in the fourth from afternoon. away another two. University 14–7 and No. 20 Wagner in the third after UCSD scored six runs another single RBI and a bases-loaded Starting off the day strong, the “The first game against Michigan College 10–9. on six hits. The all-conference selec- walk-off of senior right-handed pitch- Tritons drowned Michigan in a 13–7 I think it really showed we came out “The first game we played a lot of tion only lasted 2.1 innings against er Blake Fassler for his first losing victory to kick off their tournament strong after being held up in a bus the our younger girls and allowed them to Triton bats. The highlight of the game BASEBALL, play. Lizotte — who broke the all-time whole day before,” Bartow said. gain game experience,” Bartow said. came in the third inning when senior See page 11 scoring and assists record formerly Falling 9–8 in a close match with “Which I believe is huge in the devel- held by former U.S. Olympian Julie Princeton in game two, the Tritons opment of a player.” Swail — recorded a hat-trick right ended the day just short to cap off Junior attacker Jolene Guiliana away in game one, getting the team the first day of the tournament with recorded a hat-trick in game one off and running for their first win of a split. against George Washington. The the weekend. The next day UCSD closed out Tritons gained the lead and held it Sophomore attacker Julia Kirkland the Bison Invitational with a pair after solid second period with three also chipped in three goals, while of wins at the Kinney Natatorium, senior center Melissa Bartow put over unranked George Washington See W. WATER POLO, page 11 PHOTO BY NHAN NGUYEN/GUARDIAN FILE