A WILFRID LAURIER UNIVERSITY STUDENT PUBLICATION VOLUME XXXI ISSUE 6 SEPTEMBER 27, 1990 thecord

A lifetime's wait at Wilf's. NEWS: Is there an evil, mur- SCENE: Rik Emmett spills the derous lift for the handicapped beans about his new solo career wreaking havoc in the Library? in an exclusive interview. page 3 j page 23 FEATURE: Read and learn about j SPORTS: Hawks lanced by Wind- plight the of the children. so** page j vase2S | 2 the cord. Thursday September 27, 1990 We're lookingfor people who lookat this glassand say: "There's gotta be other glasses of water."

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Library lift disables the disabled Lift or ramp?

Halie Cotnam The Cord

IT IS rumoured that the wheel chair lift in the library is defective. In fact, the lift, located in the basement across from the boardroom, is in proper working condition. It's safe.... as long as it is used properly and according to instructions. Therein lies the problem. The lift requires a somewhat complicated series of steps to be fol­ lowed in order to function at all. "Complicated", in this case, means that it took two campus police officers, two library higher-ups, and over half an hour to get it going when demonstrated for the Cord. The lift is designed to be used only with assistance of certain senior members of the Library's circulation department. This proce­ dure was implemented for the safety of the physically challenged people using the lift, but is a limiting factor in terms of independent accessibility. Anyone wishing to use the lift to travel between the library and the Central Teaching Building via the underground passageway is restricted to doing so during hours in which there are sufficient staff on duty to allow one of the designated operators to leave the circula­ tion desk and assist with the lift. The person who needs to use the lift must call up to the circulation desk using an intercom system and request help. This is fme, except that the intercom is often broken, leaving a physically challenged per­ son stranded at the bottom until they could recruit someone to go up­ stairs and inform an operator that their assistance was required.

$55,000 system is virtually obsolete, and it's hard to find anyone capable of using it

In addition, it can sometimes take over fifteen minutes for a busy library assistant to fmd time to come down and operate the lift. Besides the complexity of the system, lack of use has lead to un­ This is the lift in the bowels of the library. It doesn't work so hot. familiarity with the lift, leaving the virtually obsolete $55,000 system Photo: Tom Szeibel to become nearly useless, since it is hard to fmd anyone capable of operating it. With these problems in mind. Andrew Bergzi, Wilfrid Laurier University Vice-President of Finance and Construction recently agreed to consider several recommendations concerning the lift The first recommendation is to post extremely straight-forward. Education in universities step-by-step instructions by the base of the lift to aid the operators. The second is to hold a simple refresher course for these operators each September to refamiliarize them with its use, insuring that they are comfortable with and competent in operating the system. Lastly, it was Subject of commission recommended that the University look into the possibility of replacing the lift with a ramp to allow physical!) challenged people by the Association of Universities sities". Tim Sullivan The Cord more freedom and independence. and Colleges of Canada. will be It is argued that Canada will WLU Special Needs Co-Ordinator Judy Bruyn is spear-heading The Commission of Inquiry on headed by Dr. Stuart Smith. need a better competitive position the effort to make Laurier 100% physically accessible. A functioning Canadian University Education Smith has had a distinguished in the world of business, econom­ library lift or ramp is an important part of tis effort. This goal is still a begins hearings in Quebec next career in medicine and politics. ics, and science and technology. long way from being met month. The commission, set up He was the leader of the Ontario The university system, then, Liberal Party prior to David would have to handle these chal­ Peterson. Smith has also been a lenges, and produce students professor at McMaster Univer­ which may provide Canada an sity, and has published many edge in these fields. Tl:iJS LIFT renown works in the fields of The commission visit nine cities psychiatry. across Canada. The commission Smith heads The hearings will be held from u!;) tt· .. ·•t~.---.. ·~~p· ·. R··•;·•·· .· ... o···· ·.···\· .t·.·· l:r .oED.•·.·. ··. ··•···•• ·• will look into the University sys­ October 17 until its conclusion, tem in Canada, and among other December 5, 1990. The commis­ things, will report on ways to bet­ sion will be receiving submis­ ·~ ii ~Jt 'l'H:E GI~.t\fER.OSIT·Y ter improve the educational sys­ sions in Toronto on November 22 tem as it pertains to the university and23. level. Requests to appear before the CJF TJIE The the commission will be commission must be received two looking at the actual education weeks before the date of quality of universities. Smith said presentation. Each presentation ~ P BJ('K Ei#l, FO t J~ D~~T IO "we are going to focus on an should be no longer than ten aspect of universities which are minutes, and a discussion for usually taken for granted ... (we twenty minutes is planned after­ It was nice of them to provide it, but we'd rather have a ramp anyway, thanks. will) look at education in univer- wards. ' ,Y - the cord I 4 NEWS Thursday September 27,• 1990 I People in your neighbourhood: the D.A.C. The quintessential article on the Dean's Advisory Council Young D.A.C. before this, it probably likes to avoid using drastic Leah CordThe means that you've never been in possible. ARE YOU unfamiliar with the measures wherever In- trouble or had any major prob- stead, likes to function acronym D.A.C.? If so you are the group lems at the university. positive He feels they unaware of a very positive and in- in ways. The Council meets every Fri- not to stu- fluential organization on are there condemn campus. day at 2:30 in Dean Nichols' of- D.A.C. stands for the Dean's dents, but rather to ensure an ac- fice, during which time they take conduct; Advisory Council. It is a judicial ceptable code of they up the weekly security reports, ensure the respect and rights body recognized under the Stu- deal with behavioral incidents, dents' Union's by-laws, consist- which students of the university disputes, or appeals, and oc- ing of seven Wilfrid Laurier Uni- community deserve. versity students and the Dean of casionally bring in various Nichols also mentioned that Students Fred Nichols. These resource people, such as WLU the group has a very strict rule eight people work together to President John Weir or police of- about confidentiality: anything ensure, among other things, a ficers, to discuss students' social that is discussed, or any names mentioned during their meetings healthy social environment for all interaction both as members of students. the university and the com- do not go beyond his office door. The Council was established munity. He believes that this policy con- in 1969 by then WLUSU Presi- Students' behavioral incidents tributed to the protection of dent Bill Ballard, who felt that are dealt with according to the everyone involved, and allows the complete there should be a forum to deal severity of the incident and the group freedom of with problems concerning student frequency of the involved indi- thought and discussion. behavior. It receives its mandate vidual's charges. First time of- Beth Kennedy, Chairperson of from the Students' Union, but the fenders usually get off with a this year's D.A.C., admits that judging peers a difficult University trusts the D.A.C. to warning or probation, if con- her is The Dean after whom the Dean's Advisory Council is job. However, she feels that all deal with students' difficulties. victed. Last year, the Council de- named. He looks pleasant, but don't cross him, man. Since then, the council's veloped the University Work Plan their decisions are carefully «nd responsibilities and influence which allows them to assign work fairly weighed, and that as stu- great way to learn how the Uni- year term positions. The selection have greatly increased. Aside duties to convicted students, such dents themselves, they possess versity functions, and to voice board, composed of the WLUSU form dealing with behavior prob- as campus clean-ups or snow the insight and understanding re- your opinions on campus society. VP: University Affairs, the pre- lems, they also function as an ap- removal, if the offense warrants quired to evaluate student prob- Anyone interested in becom- vious year's D.A.C. chair, and peal board for any student with a it. lems. ing a member of the D.A.C. is en- one student-at-large, chooses a problem, on or off campus, and They may also ban individu- Both Beth and Dean Nichols couraged to keep an eye out for group which will work well to- they also give recommendations als from campus pubs for severe were enthusiastic about encourag- posters in March advertising the gether, and have the qualifica- to the senior WLU administration alcohol related charges, as well as ing students to become involved opening of positions on the Coun- tions for the job. For exact on various school policies affect- recommend dismissal of a student as members of the Council. They cil. At that time applications wdl qualification requirements, ask at ing students, such as race rela- from the University to the senior noted that there is a great bond be available for submission in the the WLUSU offices. tions, sexual harassment, assauHs, WLU administration. developed among the members as Students' Union offices. Representatives from all and campus safety. Dean Nichols admits that a result of their close interactions. All qualified applicants are faculties are invited and en- If you haven't heard of the despite their powers, the Council In particular, Beth feels that it is a given an interview for the one couraged to participate.

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WHERE does the pill fit in? -- several places. There are different kinds of oral contraceptives — combined (estrogen and progesterone), progestogens and sequentials (also estrogen and progesterone). "Combined" oral contraceptives work by maintaining constant levels of estrogen and progesterone, usually for 21 days, and then breaking for a period of 5 or 6 days when bleeding will occur. Since estrogen and progesterone levels are kept above the level necessary to stimulate GRH; FSH, and ultimately the egg are not stimulated. The regular hormonal-uterine cycle will continue. "Progestogens" taken alone have more complex effects which are related to the dosage. Besides inhibiting the secretion of GRH and FH, pregestogens also modify the cervical mucus into a formidable sperm barrier. Furthermore, the uterine lining may become hostile toward any home seeking zygote. "Sequential" contraceptives imitate the normal, hormonal course of events. Estrogen is usually taken for 15 days and then substituted with progesterone for 5 to 6 days. Again, GRH and FH are inhibited. One of the biggest questions surrounding the pill is, "when does it start working?" If you start your dial within six days of day one in the cycle (re- member, when bleeding starts), then ovulation should be prevented. In the first month of use it is still wise to use an alternate form of birth control, just in case. Also women who: have recently had a baby, are nursing, have had an abortion, have irregular cycles, or are taking other kinds of medicine should definitely talk to their doctors regarding the effectiveness of the pill on them. There are a lot of common problems that women run into when using hormonal birth control. Some are attributed to progesterone ac- tion, others to estrogen and some to a combination of the two. Hormones localize their effect to a large degree, but the above two hit more organs and tissues than the ovaries, uterus, and brain. Let's talk about the skin, breasts, and vascular system. Estrogen may be held responsible for: nausea, breast tenderness, increased breast size resulting from fluid retention, and cyclic weight gain resulting from fluid retention. Headaches and vascular disorders are also associated with estrogen. CONTINUED ON PAGE 9

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Walter J. World The Cord Blind people are now capable of life entirely. There's a lot of getting on a bus, crossing the "dog things" that these poor little street alone and many other beasts miss out on. Think of the "I WAS chowing on some down simple tasks you and I take for temptation -- the instinct -- they chop suey when an epiphany hit granted. All this is due to the in- have to suppress when a cat or a me in the head like a brick." telligence and trainable nature of squirrel walks right in front of It was Tuesday in afternoon a the labrador retriever. them. The fear they have to con- local Chinese restaurant and I I have my own labrador. Her trol without bolting when a car was loading up on chicken wings, name is Pepper. She's coal black backfires. I've been told you rice and suey when the door be- and seventy odd pounds of pure can't pet a guide dog when its hind me opened up. Being a love and affection. No matter working. Dogs crave love and af- warm day I was working up a how bad my day gets Pepper al- fection but these guys have a job sweat because I had far too many ways greets me at the door with a to do and can't be distracted. clothes on. My pits were pretty wagging tail, a slobbering tongue Granted, their masters love and pungent (deodorant is expensive and a pixie-like desire to play cherish them but they've given up you know) so I decided to keep so much to serve their sightless all my garments on as not to of- partners. fend any of the other diners. Cut those I heard it before I could see it. leashes It upset me immensely. I wanted to cut those leashes That unmistakable sound of a and mow down on This is Pepper, the toast-eating pooch. Awwwww. and very hot and tired dog. A great collars off grab the big dope and dopey looking labrador retriever sneakers take him out to some farmhouse that could only have a name like family. God, I half expect to Who wouldn't be? She's got where he could run around and Giles, Lancelot or something silly "steal the shoe." I get this warm wake up some morning and find nothing to do all day long except chase sticks for the rest of his life. like that. Eighty-five pounds of fuzzy feeling when I kiss her and her sitting in a chair slurping up a eat, sleep and chew up my run- Come to think of it, I'd like to furry muscle with chocolate drop scratch her tummy that makes coffee. My point is, Pepper is ning shoes. cut my own leashes off and chew eyes that melt your heart faster most of my problems disappear. happy living the way she does. Guide dogs lead a different a couple shoes myself. than ice cubes on Georgia She's my baby, she's the sister I asphalt. I was in love. This guy never had and right now she leads was a hell of a gorgeous dog. a better life than I do. This was no stray, he had Every morning without fail some company too. His master Pepper wakes up to eat breakfast was blind and he was a guide with me and dad. Mom toasts dog. and peanut butters a slice of bread Guide dogs serve a noble pur- and I cut it into eight little parts. Arabs are the good guys pose. Sight to the blind and a Pepper puts her nose on the table greater degree of independence. top and eats breakfast with the Fraser J. Kirby The Cord Hajjar also cast a dim light on the motives of the U.S. position by sitting President Bush's September — THE U.S. still lacks sufficient military power to ac- 11 Congressional address in which Bush asserted complish its goal of smashing Iraq's military capa- that Iraq should not be allowed to gain control of bility. any more oil than the 10% they control already. This, according to Middle East expert Dr. George Serving Canadians Hajjar is the cause for the current stalemate in the &JJMwr~~ Gulf crisis. Dr. Hajjar spoke on September 24 to a Further, Hajjar criticized the oil cartels for investi- MiM at Home and Abroad large audience in room IE 1. ng heavily in the west to gain alliance with them Dr. Hajjar, who some describe as a pro-Arab mod- while "50% of the Arab world goes to bed hungry". J The people who work for External Affairs and erate is a doctor of political science at the Univer- Wlnternational Trade Canada enjoy careers with sity of Lebanon. He stated that to support the U.S. Hajjar's arguments shed an interesting new light constant challenges and broad frontiers. By position in the Gulf Crisis was a vote in support of on the crisis, the Arab perspective which has been working on a wide variety of assignments at home despotism. Hajjar defended the legitimacy of Iraq's for some time filtered through American reporters. ■ and abroad, they gain experience that enhances their claim to the land of Kuwait by pointing out that the This seemed to be Hajjar's most important argu- professional development and opens national and borders of the Arab states were set by British and ment, that we should take a long, hard look at the international doors. We encourage applications from French colonial policy and with a complete lack of crisis which may evolve into what he contends will women, aboriginal peoples, members of visible any democratic pretense. be our first purely economically motivated war. minority groups and persons with disabilities.

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Frankly Speaking Morningstar THIS WEEK: MIKE with Frank BELANGER, DIRECTOR OF HOUSING AND GOLF DUDE

the end. immediate superior for ten years. TIM: What happened at the end? TIM: What do you expect from BONES:. Well, several of us students in residence these days? found ourselves in residence BONES: I'm not sure what to ex- without anyone around, and eager pect. I've seen everything and with a fire hose. Some, ah, were nothing surprises me anymore. not particularly well behaved. Some will find themselves in Throughout the year, some knew trouble, and we hope it's not too me as an, ah, troublemaker. serious. When you get 900 stu- TIM: I see, and that's the straw dents between 17 and 22, you ex- that broke the camel's back? pect some trouble. We have a BONES: Yeah. I got notified by good programme in residence, the Dean of Students not to come largely due to the good group of back. I was politely and firmly Dons and Head Residents. We asked not to return to residence. should actually not expect any- TIM: Who was the Dean of Stu- dents way back then? BONES: It was Fred Nichols. I "University is the had made an early acquaintance time to have fun." They with Dean Nichols. Some can at- call him...Bones? Photo; Stephen Latour test to this: if you meet with him thing from the kids, but they early, you are either pretty good Due to circumstances way beyond Belanger. should expect certain things from TIM: What's your handicap? or pretty bad. After our shaky ini- control, us. They pay their rent. any mortal's but possibly BONES: Approximately 10-12, I tial acquaintance, I met him regu- the TIM: How much fun should stu- within the realm of goddess TIM: Hello. guess. It depends where I'm play- larly when I was Manager of Liq- Olivia Newton-John, Frank BONES: Hi there. ing. dents have? uor Services. We became friends. BONES: is the time to Morning star was unable to con- TIM: What do you do here? TIM: You're in charge of the University He would often drop by, particu- have fun. I am concerned for duct his interview; he was given BONES: I'm presently Director campus residences. Have you larly when his mother-in-law was those who concern themselves super powers by an alien in- of Housing. Of course, I'm also ever lived in one? in town (chuckle, chuckle). We with marks only. Now is the time telligence and is flying around coach of the varsity Golf team. BONES: I lived in residence my would get phone calls after hours to grow -- socially as well as in- New York with a couple of other Some think that is my permanent very first year of university, in to see if he was around. Now I tellectually. too hyper-thyroid egomaniacs in position. South Hall, B Wing. There is much work with him. It was he who pressure to grow up academical- tights, fighting bad guys. Cord TIM: When did you start playing TIM: How was it? suggested I apply for this posi- ly, and no time to grow up Associate News Editor Tim Sul- golf? BONES: I enjoyed it....mmphie social- tion. ly. It is the time to have fun. Stu- livan kindly filled in for Frank BONES: I started on the crescent worph mmmmph. TIM: You're friends and you dents should properly define a this week, interviewing WLU behind my house. Twenty years, TIM: pardon me? work with him. How's that rela- time-table to balance the Housing Director Mike "Bones" officially. BONES: I said I enjoyed it...until mix of tionship? school and fun. BONES: It's good. He's been my You pay for this CONTINUED ON PAGE 11 But others reap the benefits Comment by Shea Quin Stuart Lewis, or better yet, call me that, yes indeed, he did have a President Weir's office (884- copy of paper, IS IT really right that there are the student paid 1970, ext 2250) some people on campus that, by and ask if there ready for dissection. should be a rectification to I that virtue of being on campus, get this think those who receive problem. things for which they don't pay? Student Publications products In fact, just the other day, saw should not The students at WLU, that is full I pay. Why add a time, undergraduate students, pay ol' President Weir walking down nominal fee to faculty, staff, and a fee to the Student's Union with the Arts and Science Building grad and part time students so their tuition. Now this fee, some- hallway, on his way to the Peters that all may justly partake in the thing like $35, entitles the poor Building, carrying The Cord in a goods (and bads) offered by St- a tight He was happy to note to dent Lead sap that has to pay it to certain fist. Publications. bonus functions. Some of these include the use of the Student Union Building, and (charmed all within it, like Legal Resources, the Games Room, the T.V. Lounge, Wilf's and the Tur- \ ret and Niobe Lounge, just to name a few. life. The big thing that you poor saps have paid for are the many pro- ducts which are produced by Stu- m Tap into the sounds stirring dent Publications. In fact, Student j Publications often runs in red ink, C found at Dr. Disc, home of new and it is the Student Union that and used records, tapes makes up the difference. That ffiT'il 1 and compact discs. means 1 YOU, the poor sap who 146 King St. has to pay for all the services that Original Taco near Young in \ OTHERS receive. Soft Taco Downtown Part-time and graduate students, • not to mention the faculty and Bean Burrito staff, do not pay any type of fee Nacho Chips with Salsa Open Monday thru Saturday to the Union, yet continually Cinnamon Twists 10 am to 10 and receive Union benefits. In partic- pm now' ular, The Cord, the WLUer (and FIVE GREAT CHOICES. ALL DAY EVERY DAY. some full time undergrad came up to find a WLUer only to dis- cover to his dismay that there weren t any), the Student Direc- TACO sSI'BELL tory and the blotter. There are people to see about 85 University Ave. E. this outrageous situation. Talk to the Student Union President sic the cord 8 NEWS Thursday September 27, 1990 The other side of the Oka situation Warriors aren't justified for their use of terrorism

This rationale is simply in Canada if they wish to pursue Comment by Mark Heckman of bankrupt In effect, it legitimizes their claims. Surely, the election ©Ministry Ontario Student any disaffected and disenchanted of four native Indians in the society to recent Manitoba provincial srsr THE OKA crisis raises two fun- element in Canadian elec- Ontario tion is more appropriate than Assistance damental political issues; both of utilize force based upon their the the overt brandishing of weapons. Program which are interrelated. judgment that this method is only means by which they can 1990-1991 have their demands fulfilled by The first of these deals with Warriors' cause at- the methods utilized to achieve the political system. In other clearly defined political objec- words, it provides any such ele- tempted to implant tives in a democratic society, ment the moral license toresort to a of such as Canada's. The circum- force. sense guilt in spect methods employed by the This same rationale could jus- the minds of Cana- Warrior's Society, namely the use tify the nefarious methods dians of force, extend far beyond and, employed by the Front de la indeed, threaten the established Liberation du Quebec (FLQ) in democratic norms in Canada for the early 1970's in Quebec. This The second issue deals with OSAP applications Vous pouvez obtenir resolving outstanding issues. demonstrates the danger in at- what exactly constitutes "oppres- are still being accepted des renseignemenis tempting to rationally justify the sion", political, economic or otherwise, a particular for the 1990-91 en frangais sur c.^ Army to maintain methods employed by the War- of element academic year. programme riors. in a democratic society such as et le^ If "oppression" autres programmes foundation and in- Then, as now, the Army has Canada's. con- you negotiateda been deployed to maintain the stitutes having specific sections d'aide financier a tegrity of Canadian of the Canadian constitution as- student loan last year but la Direction du foundation and integrity of Cana- political democracy dian political democracy. And signed to your concerns, then, the lot this year, you must soutien aux etudiants. definition of "oppression" has un- notify your bank that you then, as now, both the Federal commentators and governments should dergone extensive revision your Composez Some have Quebec are still enrolled or le dogmatically argued that the be commended for maintaining recently. loan(s) will lose their (307) 345-4830 ou le utilization of force by the War- this integrity. Is it "oppression" to have tax- interest-free status. 1 -800-465-3013. riors is justified. Such cliches as Thus, the Army's deployment exempt status, the legal right un- the Mohawks "had no other at Oka must be viewed as a re- der an international treaty to See your Financial Aid choice but t0...", or "they had had jection of the Warrior's un- reside and work in either Canada Administrator for details. enough 0f...", or "the use of force democratic methods and not of or the U.S. or to have affirmative Apply was their last resort...", are of- their political claims. The War- action programs designed to as- Now! fered as justifications for their rior's must align their methods to sist you? I think not. The "oppres- bellicose methods. the established democratic norms sion" of Canada's native people is an unsubstantiated myth. However, the Warriors' sympathizers have propagated this myth to further justify the un- scrupulous methods of the masked Warriors. 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clothes in Waterloo, but these going home just to see their Pee ever reads my column anyway. freaks don't count either. Clearly and Em, but we won't even men- From the Asylum by Mark Hand if they have nothing better to tion them. That's just plain Rectum! There, if anyone spend their change on then they bizarre. does read this they'll get offended lead such dismal lives that they Most of us are the selfish sort at that and write a letter so I'll don't count. Or they live in Tim- who take advantage of the family know that I'm not wasting my "HOME IS where you do your Once I returned to my sea- mins or Sudbury or Ottawa, and unit. And most of us consider time writing this rot. But at least I laundry." sonal Waterloo residence Sunday can't carry a huge dufflebag of Waterloo our home now. have clean underwear. That's what my parents said night, I thought of how, if I were laundry on the train. Same thing, As usual I've forgotten the I went a parent, I wouldn't really want I guess. point I was trying to make, if in to me last weekend when Opinions expressed...author's...not my university student offspring to And I suppose there might be fact there was one. But I figure "home". See, we were having an anyone else's...end of disclaimer. argument over where my "home" call my house its home. Univer- one or two wingnuts who like that doesn't matter cause no one is, because I made the foolish er- sity students are such a thankless, ror of referring to my Waterloo thoughtless, scrupleless lot, that apartment as "home". Have you as soon as my kids left for Uni- ever noticed how parents seem to versity I'd be jumping up and take offense at this? down in their now-empty rooms singing Hallelujah. They're so touchy over these Let's at realistically. things. Hell, I figure mom and look this Why do students go to visit their dad would be glad to see me go. Pop that Pill toaay parents? The I see it, it's for As soon as I said that I way few good meals, cash, and wanted to go "home" Sunday some CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 combined with the influence of the pill, laundry. I mean, nobody really night my mother immediately Progesterone has been linked with an add greatly to the risk. jumped on my back and started goes "home" to see their parents just for the sheer joy of family increased appetite and thus, weight gain. It Bottom line in my opinion is that most clawing at my tender women taking an oral contraceptive risk a flesh....figuratively speaking. She fun. Nobody goes home because may also be hooked with depression, a was insulted that I don't consider they miss the people who raised decreased libido (what?!), oily skin and lot less than the complications associated them for seventeen They my home to be where I grew up. years. acne, larger breasts resulting from an in- with pregnancy and possible abortion. want the fringe benefits. crease in their connective tissue, and Most women, that is, for some are not at I mean, I haven't lived there Of course there are always the headaches. Increased facial hair growth is all compatible with the for over two years, even in sum- mutants who don't go home for pill. mers, they transformed my the food. I knew one guy in first not an unusual phenomenon. It's the most effective form of birth con- bedroom into an office/storage year who, when everyone else By far the most serious side effect of trol available to couples today. However, closet, yet they insist that I should was complaining about the the pill is the threat that it poses to the car- it's only preventing the conception of the Dining Hall vittles, said that it call their house my home. diovascular system. The pill effectively in- squirts, human squirts. In today's world of was great and was much better I say that home is where I than anything his daddy or creases the size of blood clots that develop insidious infection, condoms and super kil- spend most of my time ~ Water- mommy cooked for him. But in veins that have been jolted or in some ler "cides" may be the most reasonable loo ~ and they, looking at all the these weirdoes don't count. other way damaged. These clots can travel choices for ye sexually active individuals. hot water I used up washing a They're the ones who need to and are thus responsible for increased in- month's worth of dirty clothes, read the instructions on Kraft cidence of strokes and heart attacks. Smok- The views expressed in Biofile are those of the author, and are said that home is where you do Dinner boxes. not representative of those of the Cord, Student Union, or any your laundry. There are those who actually ing has been related to these two nasties other sexually active individuals possibly associated with we fine I guess they won that one. save their quarters and wash their for other diabolical reasons, which, when people at Student Publications. CQ#uterJ rnrMath & Computer Bldg Friday :10:00 am-3:30 pm GRADVJXI.I JL PHOTOJL JL JL JL WmmmmUk Sign-Up Week JOSTEN'S has been chosen as the Official Graduation Portrait Photographer

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by Tim Aurora Borealis Sullivan

matter where it was made? And WOULDN'T it be great to get the exports to another country whatever one wanted, for free? were cheaper because it had no A.nd wouldn't it be great if Cana- built in tax, and made Canadian dians could compete on the world manufacturers more competitive, level with fairness, equity, and thus providing Canadians jobs? still preserve jobs, Canadian in- terests, and markets? Enter the infamous GST. The new tax is proposed to be applied The Canadian government is to almost everything sold within coming under heavy fire for Canada, no matter where it was proposing the Goods and Service built. This consumption tax will Tax (GST). But the tax is actually be applied to the pens and paper an improvement on the present used in class, the books, maga- system. Right now, all things zines and newspapers read, the built in Canada have a tax applied lawyer visits and most other to it at the manufacturer's level. goods bought or services pro- vided. You actually pay the tax and don't even know it because it is invisible, that is, built into the The GST rate is proposed to be cost of the product. The mer- at 7%, but will exclude things chandise thus exported still has like rent, groceries, prescription the tax built into the cost drugs, and doctor visits. The amount one can save on products This makes the ex- article more built in Canada may be substan- pensive abroad due to tax. the tial. The drawback is that not The Manufacturer's Sales s prior to the implementation tionally speaking). Also, Cana- Tax is everyone can buy a car and large now at clothes, shoes, and other every tax, to help compensate dian goods are cheaper abroad, 13.5%. So you pay 13.5% home appliances. of the for more on a good manufactured in day stuff are likely those who the increased prices. while foreign goods will be more Canada than you do on the same make less. expensive, and Canadian goods good made outside of Canada, but In the long run, though, the tax will better compete on their own sold to Canadians. is fair. Those who buy more are Also, it is proposed that some To wrap it up, the GST is good territory. likely those who make more, and who do not make enough money in these regards: the rich will pay Now wouldn't it those who don't make enough to during the get tax be good if that year will a fairer tax based on consump- What Tim. says here is his own busi- product a afford luxuries like taxable trips, In (say dishwasher, car, or credits. fact, people with a tion, while those less able to buy ness. We don't necessarily agree with gadget) was the same price no restaurant meals, jewelry, extra lower income will receive che- more, pay less in taxes (propor- it.

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the environment with sarah welstead

CANADA: once seen as the last The attitude of the soft drink material is used somewhere else. place on earth in which you might industry association, on the other They still have to make more reasonably be supposed to be get- hand, is not to say that they really cans; however, they don't have to ting the truth from the powers are doing something, but the rea- make any more bottles. that be. sons why they aren't. Their slogan: "Focusing all our atten- And if a deposit system on In this age of mass media and tion on soft drink containers will cans is so poor, anyhow, why do instant communication, coupled not solve Ontario's waste prob- they use that system in the States, with ever more powerful methods lem." Obviously. No one, hope- a country notorious for being of inducing the general public to fully, thinks that just by recycling slow to recognize the benefits of see the world in the same way as one case of pop a week we can environmental cleanup? Mike Belanger today, at work, rest, and play. the powers that be see it, clean up the planet. That is no ex- Honestly, doing this isn't how a person maintains propaganda is becoming more cuse to let anything that we can Could it be that the people prevalent, and not just in dictator- do go undone. a ten handicap at golf. Bet he gets a lot of dates, who produce cans in this country though. ships. and the soft drink industry have a Photo: Stephen Latour Propaganda needs good, profitable relationship that not Consider two brochures ~ one they do want to jeopardize? touting McDonalds' commitment to be scrutinized The economy is important, but there have to be solutions to the environment, the other ex- more that plaining why the soft drink indus- benefit everyone in the end. try isn't doing more to help the environment. Pop bottles - you'd think that Bones speaks they would get returned since The three R's: CONTINUED FROM PAGE 7 they offer you 40 cents a shot if McDonald's, in its brochure, reduce, reuse, and TIM: Do many get in trouble in residence? you get them back to the store. BONES: Some get in trouble. It's hard to imagine one can think of says that it uses 100% Canadian Read the industry literature, how- recycle Canada, getting away with it. If you find yourself in trouble, it's easy to get beef at its outlets in but ever, and you won't see any fig- then, along, says "in out of it. Dean Nichols is a good one to see. He knows more about farther those ures about that — only about how few areas beef not It is true that much of the lit- that than I do. But keep in mind,(leans menacingly) word where local is much money the industry is forward available for our it is erature coming from industries gets around and I find out pretty quickly (chuckle, chuckle). restaurants, pumping into the promotion of all, exactly and companies today has some TIM: Thank you, and good luck on your golf game. imported..." First of blue country. boxes around the — where in Canada can you not get truth to it quite a few com- BONES: You're welcome. beef? More specifically, where in panies have begun programs that Canada would you put a Sounds good but think about help the environment and are restaurant if you knew you were it -- more energy is needed to quite honest attempts to reduce, going to have trouble getting the return cans to a plant and turn reuse or recycle. Just absorb this product that formed your main them into something else than it stuff with caution — everyone dishes? is to take bottles back and wash wants to make themselves look them. In this case, the can and feel better. McDonald's says that it does not permit destruction of rain forests for its beef, but does not say, exactly, where the stuff com- es from. n tej NBA " Where's the beef, N *. Ronald? man SSzehrs McDonald's goes on to say "...if the biodegradable plastic...does degrade, there is more plastic in the waste stream." This is in defense of the fact that they spend most of the brochure explaining why they always have, and likely always will, use foam packaging for their food products. w/• Finally, the brochure winds the whole thing up by bragging how litter-conscious they really are: sure, they created one of the most obviously wasteful service industries in the Western world, but, hey, they have litter recep- tacles so aren't they doing their part to keep this beautiful country clean?

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□ Cheque or Money Order Enclosed □ Visa □ MasterCard □ American Express Charge Card Expiry Date Gotta like that Wilf's Charge Card # LET'S hear it for Wilfs. Now not only can you go bloody loud but oh well. And they run out of I I up to the bar and order drinks, but you can sit in draught by Friday but oh well. Signature (required to validate after) one of the new large wood and brass chairs while All is not bad at Wilf's, however, for the stalls you do it Of course they don't match the decor of in the bathroom are of a nice dark wood panelling Note: Offer valid only where home delivery is available. the rest of the place but oh well. And the bartender design, so that would be vandals can't write their Offer expires December 31,1990. can't hear what you order because the music's so dirty grafitti on them. Gotta like that. Mail to: The Globe and Mail, Circulation Dept. 444 Front St. W„ Toronto, MSV 259 STGAO-86 High-risk family lecture

IF YOU'RE looking for something to do tonight, care, and strategies for reaching these families in drop by the Aird Centre's recital hall around 8:00 to the 1990'5. take in a lecture by James Whittaker on social re- search on high-risk families. A professor for social There will be a reception afterward, if you're work at the University of Washington, Whittaker's one of those cheap skates who go to these things lecture will be about building support networks for just to scam the free grub at the receptions after- families at risk of having their children taken into ward.

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THE LATEST in Chris Skalkos' Groovy Quotes of the Week: "Party spirit; which at best is but the madness of many..." --Alexander Pope (1688-1744) the cord Thursday September 27. 1990 13 Business Pay disparity for T.A.'s by Sarah Welstead $1400 per term, based on conducting 2 labs per week plus marking, meeting There's been more fuel added to the with faculty, students, etc. These figures fire between business students and arts are based on an assumed time committ- students over alleged disparity in teach- ment of approximately 10 hours per ing assistant pay rates. week in Business 111 and 121, and a fif- Rumour was that teaching assistants teen to twenty hour committment per in arts and science disciplines have been week for those T.A.'s in 155. getting paid much less than those in Frank Anatole, who is in charge of business. hiring and organizing T.A.'s for Busi- Teaching assistants (T.A.'s) are those ness 155, justifies this figure on the basis largely helpful and more accessible ap- that "we set it at about ten dollars an pendages of professors, who conduct hour...they really have to know the labs and do the majority of marking of material and have good leadership assignments in many first year courses, abilities." in all faculties. Arts T.A.'s, on the other hand, seem However, the School of Business and to be hired somewhat more arbitrarily: Economics organizes its T.A.'s on its Michelle McKinnon, third year Psychol- own, while most of the rest of the school ogy/Sociology student, says that she was (i.e. Arts and Sciences) is at least partial- hired as a T.A. without an interview — ly governed by the Dean's office, which she submitted an application which in- has basic procedures whereby T.A.'s are cluded her gradepoint average (10), and hired and paid. then waited for her acceptance letter. T.A.'s in Business (111, 121, and Political Science T.A.'s are also 155) are hired on the basis of marks (a hired without a formal interview. Dr. 9.0 GPA after second year and 8.5 after Barry Kay, head of the Political Science third year will get you through the door) department, says that potential T.A.'s are and an individual interview with Jim usually students who are known to the McCutcheon or Frank Anatole. department, and in some cases where the T.A.'s are hired for one term at a student is particularly strong in a particu- time, and are paid between $1300 and lar subject, they may be hired without

As a Business & Economics Teaching Assistant you would IT'S OBVIOUS... I sharing in power and glory (and extra money) of be the You want a Business section, we want a Business section. teaching the same subject as this man, Dr. Jim McCutcheon.

So what's the problem? Volume, volume volume ~ we even having a comparatively high G.P.A. "I am paid for four hours a week. I do So what are Arts T.A.'s being paid? one lab, which is about two hours, and I need lots and lots of writers who want to write business The faculty of Arts and Science sets a mark 65 papers per week. That leaves related articles. wage schedule which is the same across about two minutes per paper, and I don't the board: $7.00 per hour for second year mark like that Obviously I am going to We're not asking much — some petty ramblings, meagre students who are T.A.'s, $7.25 for third be working more than four hours." $7.50 scrawlings, your first born ~ so help us keep all students year student, for fourth year stu- There is a great deal of variation dents, and then higher depending on the from department to department and aware of happenings in the business world. Come up to the graduate student. course to course, but some Arts students, Cord offices, Second Floor S.U.B. and offer your assistance. Brent Barr, a graduate student who upon discovering "just how much" busi- has been a T.A. for a couple of years in ness students make per term, felt that both Biology and Business, says that he they were being taken advantage of. earns about $9.00 per hour. The disparity will probably continue In addition, Arts T.A's are consider- as long as the School of Business and Write Business! ed to work only about four to five hours Economics remains largely autonomous per week, not ten. Brent Barr comments: from the rest of the school. AN IP'S FRANCESCO^33 University Ave E Waterloo, Ontario

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Guy Etherington ua1 harassment, SPORTS EDITOR •••• Brock Greenhalgh point of responsib · PRODUCTION MANAGER ...... Christine Y tuWood to the opposite se as-special-as-the CONTRIBUTORS: someone", "skank droppings" is offe Julia 0' Hallam, Gaxy Boire, Sarah Wet­ The bold face t stead, Steve Burke, Charlotte Gtavlev, James tents page endors Neilson, J. R. Artinger, Jacki Nelson, A.B. and gives credibil' Rogan. Colin Buehler, Chris Dodd, Craig Boucher, Stephan Latour, Craig Burt, Craig tance to the autho Weichel. Janet Forbes, Halie Cotnam. Leah Nothin' doing at Laurier sage. Five pages Young. Fraser J. kirby, Mark Heckman. sexist, demeaning Carolyn Saunders, Jennifer Epps, Chris "information", w Skalkos, Mark Pivon. Vlad Kinastowski, A question was posed to Jeff Huffman, WLUSU VP: Student Activities, just days ago: "Hey Jeff, what've you got cominn pages are deemed Sean Martel, Tammy Stinson, Shea soon?". 1 sues", nearer the e McQuinn, Julia Brendorfer, and special "No thin'", he replied. Oh, am I to fmd so thiUlks to Wilf's and the Biology department With the departure of Programming Director Marie Gilkinson, the person in WLUSU previously responsible for booking allm in the page number for their help and patience with the covet. the live talent at Laurier, the chores are being haphazardly juggled around the corporation to compensate for the loss. AppareudJ Produ.:tlon: Roxanne Chartrand. Darcelle already overworked Lounge Supervisor Dan Dawson is now in charge of booking talent, but it still remains the role of the Blli Demeaning at Han. Chra S.kalkos, Patrick Btethour, Steve of Student Activities to co-ordinate events and appearances. How can Dawson be expected to book bands in an industry where li these permit date 'Burke. Rick Dales, Don Pollock. Karen Len* key is not so much what you know but who you know? He might be able to book some bands, but of what calibre will they be? harassment to occ nox. and Mike-. And what of the COCA conference? That's the place where programmers and Student Activities directors from across t1 sponsibility for r Photo: Harvey Leong, Jo-ann Julien, Mark Pivon. Stephan Latour, Chris Skalkos, Nild country meet every summer to schmooze industry types and to choose the entertainment, especially bands, that will be available• lies with men. Th Westman, Howani Bellinger, Chico Galvez, schools during the upcoming year. Dawson wasn't there. He shouldn't be expected to perform in a new area of his job that he 1111f thrown back in and Mark Pivon. know nothing about laps (pun intend Jeff Huffman was there however. just a women's i So what are we getting? STUDENT PUBLICATIONS "No thin'", it echoes again. It cost large sums of monies, your monies, to send three delegates (though there were supposed to be as many as a doza SYSTEMS TECHNICIAN•• MichaelMyc delegates from Laurier attending) to this year's conference. They saw the entertainment available and knew what could be b~ Pou PHOTO MANAGER ••••• Tom Suibel to Laurier. They had the opportunity to talk to delegates from other schools in order to fmd out how these schools ran things. '1k! Photo TeebnlclQSt •••••••·•--••• WsCQnJ had the opportunity to learn how to promote bands and how to get people interested in going to see live but perhaps yet unknoM by Graphic Arts Teebntdan ...... vaeant performers. They had the opportunity to bring some very good talent to Laurier; some top name acts and some great lesser ll8ll acts. Granted the budget is small but then this administration is geared towards making money from its students and not spendq ADVERTISING Mowing the Ia MANAGER ••••-•• Mfll"'inP.L. Walker money on its students. What was made of this opportunity? out the garbage - Advertlslag Producttou "Nothin'". which need to be Manager••••"• ..•• ...... W~CG~Jt It echoes like a slap in the face. And it is a slap in the face. These guys are spending, or rather not spending, your money I we've accomplis Advertising Representatives ...... vacant live entertainment. Instead they're banking it. Certainly, those_tas They're also not spending money on a replacement for Marie Gilkinson; on a person who knows how to book bands and wl that the labour to ClassiDeds Co-ordlaator-••••.. • wu:tmt knows the ins and outs of the entertainment biz. Again they're banking that the money that you paid only this time it's for, or WI or to protect the en Circulation and FWnc• ..•• ...... vat:ant for, Marie's salary. Except Marie isn't here to collect it anymore, so who's picking it up? WLUSU of course. And who's pi~ up the tab? You. And who's not getting what they paid for? You. Sound wrong? It should. BOARD OF DIRECTORS So what is the Students' Union supposed to do with your money if you don't go to see the few original bands that theyli book? Well they must book bands that you will see. Unfortunately these take the form of clone bands. And why not? They certail­ Jana Watson. President ly don't have to spend any extra time, effort, or money to promote them because you already know everything about themjul Jim Boyce Pat 'Brethout V1ad Kinastowski DanMuys from their name. There is little mystery to how a concert will go from an ad like "the Turret presents 'Scarecrow, a tribute to loll Peter Roose Tom Samac Cougar'" or "U2 clone 'Under a Blood Red Sky' live at the Turret" StuartLewi$ You can help. If you see an ad for a band which you don't happen to know every song in their repertoire, take a chance lid to maintain a certai spend a few bucks to see some quality live entertainment It's only a few bucks, maybe five, and you have to figure that if they'll that the work fore EDITORIAL: Q4..2990 good enough to be playing universities they have to be doing something right. Send WLUSU a signal that you will see what lhey challenging and ful ADVERTISING: 884-5091 bring here. But can there National advertising by Ca.pus Plus: Otherwise, what's going to change? that we can adopt i (416) 481-7283 You know the answer. life, from hum God makes it cl by Kevin Matchstick life are significant the UniV£H~hty B.l!!ICG we feel while we'r Q.J YUCK. YOI)'Kf MY ... I Tal? MVrmMrt:NOT Ponder for a fj./1/f) tl!J~ RIGHT? I I(N(JII 70 AX Mf UP Wt1J.I MV ONE QU£5f!ON. JlhT Wf./0 Til£ someone in your I I'M tl FfW MINUTES /..AT[, WI THAT WM TCD 91®; H[CK .IJ'E" Wf' the smallest detail 6UT YOU'Re NOT THA1 TCO BLCNOE, WELL-, WITJ./ them feel? In the GCO[) /J))/(!NG ANYWAY, .. MV GUlf TIIAI L-OOKCJ ttKF detail of our lives, Y(J.J. I t3UPFO!£ t'U J.IAI/f happiness. 10 CliNK Tl/!5 CNE UP By doing thing TO UPER!£J.ff.. i shifted from o task for Another. thought that God worthwhile that it means even the u over and done with uoduction onto God. As for poun sense that a God of the cord Thursday September 27. 1990 COMMENT 15 WLUer's "Survival Guide" The Question offensive and dangerous object a little high- people's all, men and flush the goddam cor- the Week to issue. We of I don't the"...let's spirited fun. Nor do I object to women, deserve the right to porations out of the province with mutually consentual sexual inter- safety, and to respect. this minimum corporation tax What is your "Question of the Week"? course. What I do find offensive that'll show those job creating Liz Goldsworthy, fucks agenda?". are attitudes sometimes buried in 3rd Year by James Neilson the "humour" that are degrading Communications Studies Reading on, I was very in- or hurtful. trigued by an analysis about the I realize that Mark Hand's possibilities of assassinating the "Survival Guide" (WLUer, 1990- new Premier of Ontario, but I was 91) is intended to be tongue-in- really tempted to dig into my wal- cheek, however, he crossed the LETTERS EDITORS TOTHE let and buy a membership when I line. realized that I too, could become a member of "...the last bastion of Degrading women, making right wing fuck the state individu- light of making love, and promot- alism left in this flower child in- ing irresponsible alcohol con- fested hole of a province." sumption are not funny. That is How come part-time dangerous. Dangerous in the atti- I began to wonder at this point students can't play tudes it condones (date rape, sex- words, if this was some sort of wild new ual harassment, drinking past the intellectual movement to which varsity sports? point of responsibility). Referring submissionsbe within 400 everyone must should become a part to the opposite sex as "that not- PC literature of. The fact that this newsletter Carlton & Omar as-special-as-they-used-to-be- further outlined that the"...red- First Year Sociology someone", "skank", or "Turret questionable necks welcome sign aint a comin' droppings" is offensive! off" should really make every- The bold face type in the con- This past week there were one's heart really just go tents page endorses the message several campus clubs set up in the bumpity-bump! and gives credibility and impor- concourse seeking members for tance to the author and his mes- the upcoming year. I briefly Perhaps the number one rea- sage. Five pages are devoted to stopped at the Laurier Progressive son on the top ten list for being a sexist, demeaning, irresponsible Conservative table to see what Tory sums it all up for me; "If "information", while only three events were planned for the up- John Buchanan can get a Senate pages are deemed "women's is- coming year. appointment, so can you!" Just to sues", nearer the end of the book. When I picked up a copy of ensure that there is no ill will felt Oh, am I to find something funny the Blue Note Newsletter I was due to my critique of this in the page number (69)? overwhelmed by the insight and prophecy (I would surely hate to wisdom of its pages. Aside from hurt my senate appointment Why don't Laurier Demeaning attitudes such as the Laurier P.C. president having chances these days) I'll offer to Campus Clubs make these permit date rape and sexual heard "...a hoarde of blissful neo- paint the first few "rednecks wel- funnier t-shirts? harassment to occur. The real re- hippies in the distance yelling at come" signs for new club mem- sponsibility for rape prevention the top of their pot stained lungs bers. But then again, this might Steve Fister lies with men. The issue must be Rae, Rae, Rae", this altruistic overqualify me for appointment First Year Honours thrown back in their collective document contained insightful to the Red Chamber. laps (pun intended). This is not concern about the policies of the Economics just a women's issue -- it is a new provincial government and A 1 Strathdee Pounding out the blues by Julia Brenndorfer us do our best for Him than complain loudly throughout the arduous chore or give up in frustra- What makes Laurier Mowing the lawn, vacuuming the rugs, taking tion. guys so different from out the garbage - all those rather mundane things God designed us to use every experience for Waterloo guys. which need to be done, but don't make us feel that growth. Christ Himself faced every task by looking we've accomplished anything too significant. beyond it to potential gain. Christ was the ultimate Phaedra, Carol, Certainly, those„tasks don't seem to have the impact servant of God, since He humbled Himself to a that the labour to discover a cure for a fatal disease torturous death on the cross so that all of us could Lisa, Cindy or to protect the environment could have. be given the chance to live with Him now and Third Year Man- forever. It's always good to be reminded of the hunting magnitude of Christ's uncomplaining sacrifice to serve us, because it helps us recognize that we have every reason for striving to serve Him the best we jjp^HT can in return. Serving Christ takes place in many forms, like Work is necessary, of course, to earn the money typing up an essay for a friend who's got two other to maintain a certain standard of living. We all hope assignments due the next day, babysitting a neigh- bor's child, or spending time with friends who feel that the work force will provide opportunities for a Why don't they turn challenging and rundown by school and other pressures. When this fulfilling career. on furnace? But can there really be a single frame of mind service is done for people, there are obvious the that we can adopt in carrying out any of the tasks in rewards for the giver which include a certainty that life, from humdrum to rewarding? In the Bible, God does approve and urge that we continue to care Stephanie God makes it clear that even the ordinary things in for the needs of others. Third Year History life are significant to Him, and that He cares how But yet, the pleasure that can come from serving we feel while we're doing them. Christ becomes strained when we forget that we're Ponder for a moment...think about that special doing it for Him. People can become difficult to someone in your life. Don't you like to hear even please and irritate us to no end. These are the situa- the smallest detail of their day, and how it made tions that all too frequently lead to harsh words and them feel? In the same way, God delights in every petty behavior, which makes it tough to show that detail of our lives, and how those details affect our we are servants of Christ acting out of love. We happiness. know that God will forgive us if we turn to Him in By humility for being to keep our cool, doing things to the glory of God, our focus unable but it's Where can I hide my is shifted from ourselves to a also a hard knock to take when we see how often gladly performing nuts. task for Another. For me, it's a pretty awesome we fail in serving Christ. thought that God considers every human task so Yet God, in spite of our flaws, is still there as- worthwhile that it should be done to His glory. That king that we do everything for His glory. God evi- Sammy Squirrel means even the unappealing chores I like to get dently doesn't give up on us, and so we know that it Third Year over and done with, like pounding out that essay in- is worthwhile to approach our work with a giving Rodentology troduction onto the screen, are not irrelevant to attitude. Whether we are contributing our abilities God. As for pounding cheerfully, it does make to something grand or something minute, we can do sense that a God of peace and love would rather see all for the glory of God. (Hebrews 12:2,3) the cord 16 COMMENT Thursday September 27. 1990 Pubbers have misguided mentors I would like to begin by con- selves to the students. I refer to Yet, I found another photo criminal as his 'mentor'? What these calls is their reflection on gratulating the investigative the promotional movie pictures even more repulsive. This is the does this say to your readers, Laurier's fine reputation. reporting in last week's Cord ar- posted along the entrance hall to picture taken from the film when members of the Cord staff Apologies are extended to ticle, "Native girl refused at a lo- the Cord offices. Most of the "Young Guns" depicting two show such a blatant disregard for those who have been insulted and cal bar." In fact, I was most im- staff have selected a photo from gunslingers. One of the two in the abuse and violence against exposed to the immaturity of pressed by the writing in general the movie and added subscripts photo has been given the title of women in our society? others. Hopefully this nonsense for last week's issue. providing their names and com- "my mentor Ted Bundy." What does this say about the will stop. However, I do have a ments at the bottom. This is not only offensive to degree of concern about women's grievance to bring forward. I have I object to the depiction of me - it is very dangerous to all issues at the Cord? Delta Omega Phi no problems with the publication. violence, particularly in two women. On the one hand, the Cord But I am appalled to see how photos. One of these is a photo of How can anyone compare publishes liberal, enlightening ar- GST petition some members of Student Publi- a film character, 'Chuckie', beat- himself with a serial rape mur- ticles criticizing the sexist actions cations are representing them- ing a child. derer through naming that of others. But, actions speak It occurred to me that the louder than words. By displaying most effective way to accumulate these violent images, the Cord as many signatures as possible on "censorship" epitomizes hypocrisy. the petitions to the Senate avail- Cord divided on I would hope that you rethink able at the Bookstore and the Stu- It is our policy at the Cord to print all articles, letters, and comments that are submitted to us. As with everything the motivations behind selecting dents' Union (see last week's in this world, there are qualifications to this. Our Creed states that we shall not print anything that is sexist, racist, or these offensive photographs. If Cord) would be for students homophobic. That is an editorial decision which is meant to reflect our position as agents of social awareness. you give a damn about the prob- and/or faculty to take a copy of By editing out offensive material — namely sexist, racist, or homophobic material — we could be accused of lems of sexism — if you give a the petition to class and give censorship. By editing out potentially libelous statements we are covering our ass. It too may be censorship, but it all damn about women's issues - people an opportunity to sign it. depends on your definition of censorship. Therefore this is to encourage Last week, the Cord Editorial Board decided not to print a letter that was submitted complaining about the take the photos down. you to pick up forms the coverage of the Women's Center in the WLUer. The basis for this decision was that we deemed the letter to contain in Book- potentially libelous statements. Elizabeth Leman store or the Students' Union. The letter in question was sent to our lawyer to see if it was libelous. The lawyer advised us that some of the The Bookstore will be happy statements in it should be removed before it can be printed safely. After contacting the writer, the letter was cheerful- to send them on to Senator Buch- ly re-submitted. Frat fracas wold, chair, Senate Finance Com- tegrity and an obvious bias against the establish- mittee when you return them to 23,1990 September ment of a women's centre at Laurier on the part of During the past week, it has us. the editor of the WLUer, Tony Burke. come to our attention that phone Just remember that only a Did you attend any of those meetings at which calls insinuating the false repre- petition with 25 signatures is To Cord Weekly, the staff of The "bickering" took place, Mr. Burke? Have you read sentation of certain members of valid. We would like the Senate extensively in women's issues, sexual assault Delta Omega Phi, have been cir- to receive a truck load to: (A) the biases expressed We, the undersigned, condemn statistics, women's literature in order to justify your culating around campus. make this their preferred amend- against women's concerns in the article entitled question "Does Laurier need a Women's Centre?"? WLU is known for the fine ment, and (B) give this amend- "Do We Need A Women's Centre?" in the 1990-91 Why is it that only the Women's Centre is singled young students that come and go ment the clout of strong public Laurier Student Planner. We also condemn Wilfrid out for a title like "Do We Need A Women's each year. Unfortunately, these support. The Cord Weekly's refusal to print a letter critical Centre?" - why not "Do We Need Birth Control?" phone calls are being made by of the aforementioned article. or "Do We Need Student Publications?" immature and irresponsible stu- Paul Fischer, Manager WLU We ask that the staff of The Cord Weekly con- Everyone has a right to an opinion, Mr. Burke ~ dents. The only harm done by Bookstore sider the consequences of censoring opposing view- but when that opinion is presented in a quasi- points, and that steps be taken in the future to both factual context, such as it was in the Student's Plan- address these problems and to correct them. Niobe ner, and when that opinion can be challenged on A lament for Lounge This letter is intended for publication, unedited. factual grounds, then be prepared to have your jour- At the start of this semester, I being occupied by posters and nalistic integrity called into question — especially Sean Patrick Brethour, was more than disappointed to prints. Jonathan Stover, Stokholm, WLUer Karen Verboom (WLU) when the article is the only article devoted discover that my beloved Niobe All of these factors lead to the Jonathan Stone (Sports Editor), Sonia Desmarais specifically to the Women's Centre since it was es- Lounge had been converted into a Concourse being a rather busy (EIC) - Fulcrum tablished in May 1990. used book store. and noisy place. As for Wilf s, it (Editor), Douglas Saunders (News Contrary to your "reporting", we have had a completely out of the question. Cindy Reeves I am sure book ex- is - that the Editor) Lexicon Women's Centre since May 1990thanks to the hard For anybody, like myself, who change is a worthwhile cause, but Nicole Nolen (News Editor), G. Bruce Rolston (Assoc. work of many people. The final negotiations be- has a weakness for mind-altering - I do not appreciate the space that News Editor) the Strand tween the collective and Administration on space states, Wilf s is a temptation bet- (Production Co-ordinator), Clive it occupies. I wonder who Christopher Frey and funding were amicable. Space has been pro- ter left alone. - lounge to be of so Thompson (News Editor) Varsity vided by the university. Every day we move a step deemed the (Editor), Desmond Chong (Produc- importance that its That leaves the T.V. Lounge, Wayne Morrow forward. little tion Manager) - Impact availability to students was which is where I resorted to writ- We have adequate funding for a moderate-sized sacrificed (if only temporarily)? ing this letter. It took me twice as library, guest speakers and events such as Wendo long to complete as it should Dear Editor, self-defense courses. We hope to meet a variety of I cannot imagine that it was have. I found myself constantly academic and intellectual needs. We operate as a for lack of usage. As I recall, the wrapped up in the action (?) on In reference to "informative" in the collective, with lounge was more often full than your page all decisions made by volunteers. television. So if I truly want to 1990-91 WLUer Student Planner about the WLU you to get not. The Niobe Lounge If would like involved in the work I have to resort to the centre: Centre, please represented a unique area in the Women's Women's attend one of our regular claustrophobic cubicles of the Li- we a school; one where a student could You entitled the article "Do need meetings. I cannot even enjoy a lounge brary where Women's centre?" You never interviewed anyone both and work. coffee. from the Women's centre Collective or the univer- Liza Sardi, on behalf of the WLU Women's There are other alternatives, Why, oh why is there current- sity administration involved, instead presenting Centre but somehow they just do not ly not a room to both lounge and hearsay and your own opinions as adequate in- measure up. The concourse is a work I miss the old Niobe formation for the Laurier student body. You in? wonderful place to park yourself Lounge. Am I the only one? reproduced a Women's centre pamphlet the The information presented in the WLUer was ob- in except when: it is noon; classes WLUer without permission of the Centre, and tained from the Student Publications' computer sys- tem. It was not known that it had been previously pre- have just been let out; or it is Sarah Hilts without even crediting the source - that's called sented in the form of a Women's Centre pamphlet. stealing, Mr. Editor. Awareness about the Women's Centre is important These things, along with the general patronizing and, as deadlines approached, the WLUer article was We love your letters... tone - embodied in the questioning title and the use fashioned from the information at hand. While this is of a term such as "bickering" to describe the sensi- no excuse for poor journalism, apologies are extended But, unfortunately, this week we don't have room tive negotiations which went on during the centre's to all those who have worked so hard for the to print all. Don't despair, they will be ~ them formative period indicate a lack of journalistic in- Women's Centre to become a reality. printed next week. Keep them coming! the University BLUES by Kevin Matchstick Oka article correction The Cord would like to make a few corrections to the ar- ticle "Oka Warriors not 'extremists'" printed in last week's edition. The sentence printed as "The question is: why should they do so?" should read "The question is: why should they not do so?". The clause printed as "Knowing that they will be forcibly", should read "Know- ing that they will be forcibly opposed". We apologize to Peter Eglin, the writer of the piece, for any inconvenience which may have occurred through our error. 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Children are meant to forced to admit the im­ them are in developing be seen and not heard, or portance and value in countries. In countries so the old adage goes. ensuring that children's where large segments of Considered less than full rights are upheld in their the population are strug­ persons and unable to countries. gling to survive and articulate their problems, there are few social wel­ the plight of the world's fare provisions, children children has been largely often suffer the most. As ignored. A silent and Children face com.­ mon problems. the bottom layer in the suffering majority, the social strata, it is children children who are our fu­ who are forced to make ture have had no means do without basic neces­ to lobby for their basic sities such as nutrition human rights. In order The problems children and health care. Under to address the situation face in various countries such conditions, it is not of children on an interna­ are not as different as one tional scale, the UN (with surprising that fourteen may think. There are million children die our PM Mulroney) is children in all countries hosting a world summit every year from common who are beaten, who suf­ illnesses. for children in New York fer from neglect, sexual this weekend. At a time when they abuse and violence. should be enjoying extra UNICEF has long been Even in the developed the advocate of children, calories, fresh air, un­ countries there are chil­ stressful exercise, social however an international dren who live in great summit can raise the con­ and mental stimulation, poverty, who are mal­ they are often treated as sciousness of world lead­ nourished, who do not ers and policy makers small adults without have adequate shelter or rights and with no recog­ more than a few million clothing. Child labour is orange boxes ever could. nition of their special still an issue, some chil­ needs. Because of eco­ It is hoped that by expos­ dren do not receive nomic necessity, parents ing the dire situation of needed education or have many children who children in an interna­ health care. are expected to work at tional forum, firm Although there are an early age. In dire cir­ policies and commit­ universal problems for ments will be made. By cumstances, some chil­ children, those faced by dren, mostly girls, are finally focusing on the is­ children in the develop­ sold by their parents. sues of childhood, the ing world are far worse. Children are expected to . various delegates attend­ Every minute eighteen work long hours, per­ ing the summit will be infants die, seventeen of form stressful physical labour and have no leisure or study time.

Every minute six chil­ dren die.

More than thirty years after the UN Declaration or of the Rights of the Child, the declaration that biggest problems is that One of the most tragic parents capi childhood should be a governments do not s~e events of our times is the Gaza Strip time for "play and recrea­ spending money ~n ~hll­ use of children as pawns cupied tion ... affection, love and dren as a pnonty. in ideological struggles. rael, over understanding", children Money usually goes into Children are not exempt are being abused, living big projects, buildings the casual from the human rights dren under in substandard condi­ and mostly to the milita­ abuses of many coun­ tions and are dying. ry. In all regions of the tifada" or tries. They are unjustly has been Every minute six chil­ world, governments imprisoned, tortured and dren die and six become spend more on military dren's war killed. If their parents large n disabled from diseases activities than on health. have affiliations with which could be pre­ The result is a robbing of people "subversive" groups, chil­ Palestinian vented. A depressing the future, a situation in dren are targets for number of children (close which our children live detained, i government death questioned, to 150 million) have died and die in misery. squads. They may be in­ from dehydration since shot on a terrogated, forced to Even for 1945, that's more than the recount the activities of not part of Children not immune their parents, or may be combined civilian and from political battles. life is a d military deaths of both used as tortured hostages tempt to world wars. One of the in order to make their crossfire. /

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Colombia and Iraq, chil­ dren are "disappeared" never to see their families again. In Iraq large num­ bers of Kurdish children have been killed in the context of nationalist struggles. Children may be used r as messengers of warn­ ings from government of­ ficials. Although they know little of the political troubles surrounding them, young children are stopped by the army in places such as Chile and are told to pass frighten­ ly awful fate. they grow up in crowded, un­ ing and threatening mes­ sanitary conditions and rarely are fed, housed or sages on to their parents. educated properly. They Children of political ac­ tivists may be the target may be living in an area of violence against which is in essence a enemies. In Guatemala, wasteland, given to soldiers have beaten the refugees of various brutal children of human rights political regimes. activists. They may be living in a country which does no~ particularly want them, which feels no The concept of child­ obligation to make hood is not sacred. their lives healthy and happy. With the increasing numbers of refugees in the worl~, Another way in which the situation of the chil­ children are victims of dren in these camps will political struggles is the be of increasing concern. disappearances and mur­ ders of their parents. Many are left as orphans with no structure to sup­ port them. It is estimated Slowly people are bec­ that during the 1980-1984 oming aware. period, 100,000 Guatemalan children lost at least one parent as a result of political violence. Slowly people are bec­ ·ldren Despite the UN Con­ oming aware of the vention Against Torture, plight of the earth's chil children continue to be parents capitulate. In the dren. Their situation Disappearances are tortured in countries is no longer silenced Gaza Strip in the oc­ also common occurances. such" as Turkey, In­ and hopefully will cupied territories of Is­ In Argentina, the dis­ donesia, South Korea and rael, over fifty per cent of appearance of children become a greater Iran. They may be tor­ priority than it the casualties were chil­ who were taken for army tured in front of a parent rights has in the past. dren under 15. The "in­ officials to adopt to elicit a confession. coun­ Children often die in Through more tifada" or the uprising prompted the founding efforts to inform fnjustly has been called the chil­ of a group of grand­ detention under these jed and atrocious conditions. and take action dren's war because of the mothers who are trying to improve the ~ arents There is little of the con- large numbers of young to locate their grand­ situation of the with people involved. children. Children are s, chil­ cept of children being children of the world, we Palestinian children are often taken to jail with sacred and needing pro­ can help ensure that s for detained, imprisoned, their parents and may ~ eath tection. In Suriname a childhood {or all is the questioned, beaten and grow up only knowing be in­ three year old was shot magical time it should r shot on a daily basis. the inside of a jail cell. in his mother's arms in ed to Even for those who are Babies are born in jails be. ties of order to frighten vil­ not part of the uprising, and are sometimes taken lagers into giving in­ rlay be life is a dangerous at­ from mothers who never >stages formation about rebels. tempt to avoid the see their children again. Children in refugee ~ their crossfire. In ·Sri Lanka, Peru, camps suffer a particular- By Gail Cockburn the cord I 20 Thursday September 27, 1990 \ uyiON

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I'm "On your recent road tour, why you can only play where you can "When you're performing do trying to do something different "The music's got the magic, it's play the circuit after more than a get gigs and this is where I can you feel you are working under now and if I'm doing my best your one chance for escape;" decade of performing in some of get them. I don't mind playing the reputation of Triumph?" then those kinds of things cease words that kept the young wild, North America's largest rock here, I welcome the opportunity "No, I think that exists in to matter." and free rocking as Rik Emmett venues?" to play for any audience any- some people's minds but that's "On your debut album Ab- shared a little bit of magic power solutely, are the lyrics and music with the six hundred fans that solely generated by yourself and, packed Dallas on Saturday night. ifnot, how do the group dynamics Rik Emmett, former singer contribute to the project?" and guitarist for Canadian power "I write most of the material. rock trio Triumph, captivated and Dave (keyboards) helps with the entertained the capacity (and rath- production and I try to give Chris er noisy) audience in Hamilton's Brockway (bass) and Randy largest licensed rock venue. Cooke (drums) a certain amount Dallas is a strange venue to say of flexibility in putting together the least A country and western their parts and working them out bar for twelve years it is in the but in the end I'm basically a dic- process of going through a rock tator...but I try to be a benevolent & roll metalmorphosis. The best one. way to describe it is to imagine a "I'm not trying to step on any Coronet crowd in a Calgary kind of soapbox when expressing Stampede corral (head bangers a moral message in a song but I riding a mechanical bull instantly think as you grow and mature in jumps into my mind) complete this business you have to try to do with waitresses wrapped in something more substantial, emo- spandex outfits one size too tionally and spiritually, as the small. newer generation of rock music Over a Dallas burger and fries starts to look for things of value I got a chance to ask Rik Emmett from recreation and entertain- some intimate questions such as Nope, it ain't dueling banjos; it's acoustical ment." pizza. . "Do bands really have orgies in- photo by Chris Skalkos As of yet the Rik Emmett between sets?" Well, maybe not Band does not have an American release, however, Rik added that KLOS, an L.A. radio station, started playing the album and it received great listener response. DeNiro: a good fella They have now actually added the song to the station's play list. by Jennifer Epps The script is co-written by Scorsese and Pileggi. As usual, Scor- The opening act for the con- sese trusts his audience. He might be accused (once again) of glorify- cert was Led Foot and they "For us to live any other way was nuts," says Henry Hill in Martin ing violence in this film, of treating the gangsters' exploits as-a joke, rocked some hard and heavy Scorsese's newly released film, Good Fellas. "If we wanted some- but I don't believe that is his intention. What Scorsese is showing us tunes from C.C.R. and ZZ Top thing, we took it...We didn't think about it." is a distorted Never-Never Land, where the fights and feuds are fatal, that left the audience craving for Henry is a gangster. His story is taken from the true-life account where the gang of boys never outgrow their quick tempers nor their more. Their dose of rock & roll in Nicholas Pileggi's book, Wiseguy: The Rise and Fall of a Mobster. egocentric outlooks. We see how easy it is to get caught up in a medicine came when Rik hit the Henry Hill was half-Italian, half-Irish, and got his start in thuggery vortex of evil, how difficult it is to perceive the wrongness of behav- stage at 11:30 and delivered a and thievery when the Mafia head fronting a Brooklyn cab-stand saw ior which everyone around you readily accepts. powerful song "Stand and a criminal promise in his young part-time worker. The teenager ac- "Scorsese makes pictures about the kind of people you wouldn't Deliver" that starts with a fabu- cumulates a lot of experience blowing up cars, getting used to the want to know," wrote a reviewer in Variety. Hey, half the people I lous display of his vocals in an sight of blood, and treading the thin line between being a welcome already know, I don't want to know. But I prefer die gritty, imperfect acappella type of introduction to member of the clan, and putting his life in danger by displeasing the individuals in Scorsese's work to the glamorous empty icons in much the song. fairly volatile members. of the material Hollywood manufactures. De Niro says, " I want to His six piece band that in- He grows up (and the part is taken over by Ray Liotta), and his make things concrete and real and to break down the illusion. cludes a keyboardist and a female power, confidence and circle of friends impress Karen, a Jewish girl, There's nothing more ironic or strange or contradictory than life it- sax player (which Triumph never who can tell he's not telling the truth when he says he's in construc- self." Scorsese surely believes the same thing. And so, he does not had) added depth to the music tion. He hangs out with older mobster role models such as Jimmy judge, he merely explores. while incorporating a prominent (Robert melody De Niro) and Tommy (Joe Pesci). Henry and Karen (played Continued on page 24 intertwined with driving by Larraine Bracco) wed, and from there it's downhill, as the life of Continued on page 24 complete privilege that Henry has always led, the expectation that he will get his way about everything, does not make him a very good husband, nor does the gender-based division of labour and pleasure prevalent in the Mafia world. Meanwhile, there is life as a gangster, which is very complicated and time-consuming. A large portion of the movie is spent following the convoluted map of who kills who and why. The cast is excellent. Bracco manages to be accepting and jealous by turns in a part that threatens to remind us of the caricature of a possessive, wronged wife in Married to the Mob. Pesci's hot- headed murderer is uniquely tangible, and De Niro is believable an someone who kills effortlessly, as if he were tying his shoes, and yet is kind and good-humoured to his friends. Jimmy and Tommy are beautifully graceless. But this picture does not belong to De Niro (who has been featured in five previous films directed by Scorsese), nor to Pesci. It belongs to Liotta, who up till now has had good parts in such films as Something Wild and Dominick and Eugene, but has not had chief responsibility for sustaining a whole picture like this, nor of showing this kind of range. Nonetheless, he makes it look easy. the cord 22 SCENE Thursday September 27, 1990 Songs by Sondheim by WLU by Tammy Stinson weekend's productions (maybe musicals by Andrew Lloyd Web- next time!) you definitely missed ber and Steven Sondheim. Friday, September 22nd saw a a display of some of Lauder's We entered the auditorium, night of favorite Broadway clas- finest talent. The Musical Theatre found a quiet, intimate table for sics take place in the Theatre Laurier presented "An Evening of two and then became one with the Auditorium. For those of you Broadway Favourites" featuring a relaxing atmosphere which sur- who were unable to attend last variety of excerpts from popular rounded us. Some unconscious entertainment could be heard on the sound system while the audience chatted amongst them- selves. We shared some light con- versation over a Canadian and a serving of B & G white a la CONTACT plastic. BODY p.m. At eight the lights The cast of Broadway Classics in fine form. SPORTS AND ROCK 'N ROLL dimmed and a eventual hush fell across the crowd. Act I was com- photo by Rambo prised of music excerpts from Les THURSDAYS musician and performer. Both of eluded Sweeny Todd (1979), West Miserables and Phantom of the these numbers often dwelled on Side Story (1957), Into the Woods Something for Nothing Opera. Baritone Robert Meilleur the lower, more sensual register (1987) plus others. Into the entered through the audience and of her voice. Woods, which was scheduled for voiced his comical rendition of Soprano Marne Goodyear production this fall, is now to be REAL SPORTS, REAL ROCK, REAL DEALS the House" from "Master of Les sang "On My Own" from Les performed next year at this time. Mis. Mr. Meilleur displayed his Miserables musically challenging The accompaniment back- dramatic and musical skills this in her upper register. This was also bone, Leslie De'Ath, also had a number as well as a later piece true in Ms. Goodyear's duet with chance to enjoy the pink spot- "Bring Him Home". Mr. Meilleur in Phantom of the light. His solo performance was a The narrator, Rick Elliot, Opera. The Phantom's cry from selection from A Little Night aided in the evening's per- the balcony in "Sing to Me" Music, "Send in the Clowns". It formance by giving brief explana- prompted the character Christine was an enjoyable change of pace tions of the plot line and quota- to raise her melody to a piercing to hear Mr. De'Ath on the ivories tions from the composer. Each climax. and enchant us with this lyrical soliloquy was used to set the Following a short intermis- ditty. scene for the piece that followed sion, the cast reappeared making The final group effort was a his monologue. a congo line to the centre stage. selection from Company, "Side Carol Ann Feldstein, mezzo- The opening piece "Comedy by Side by Side" ending with the soprano, demonstrated her ex- Tonight" from A Funny Thing pun "by Sondheim". The music pertise with warmth and emotion. Happened on the way to the stopped, the audience applauded "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Forum, included all cast members and the cast bowed. 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272 King St.N 886-5811 the cord 24 SCENE Thursday September 27, 1990 Amoral pointilistic universe wrongness of behavior which itself." Scorsese surely believes bouncing in the background, we know Henry's actions were Continued from page 21 everyone around you readily ac- the same thing. And so, he does moving characters inexorably not based on ethics. How could The script is co-written by cepts. not judge, he merely explores. through their fantasy/nightmare. they be? He is betraying his sur- Scorsese and Pileggi. As usual, "Scorsese makes pictures It is Martin Scorsese's interest Scorsese also has the honesty rogate fathers. The truth is that he Scorsese trusts his audience. He about the kind of people you in small details--of an actor's per- to preserve the confusion of the has learned their ultimate, un- might be accused (once again) of wouldn't want to know," wrote a formance, of a snippet of screen inconsistent amoral universe the spoken lesson: look out for num- glorifying violence in this film, of reviewer in Variety. Hey, half conversation—that makes his characters populate. At the end ber one. treating the gangsters' exploits as the people I already know, I don't style; many of his films gradually a joke, but I don't believe that is want to know. But I prefer the accumulate, moment by moment, his intention. What Scorsese is gritty, imperfect individuals in parts seeming incomprehensible showing us is a distorted Never- Scorsese's work to the glamorous until you mull them over later. Never Land, where the fights and empty icons in much of the It's almost a form of cinematic Rik likes pizza feuds are fatal, where the gang of material Hollywood manufac- pointilism; dots of different " Continued from page 21 boys never outgrow their quick tures. De Niro says, I want to colours melding together at a dis- tempers nor their egocentric out- make things concrete and real and tance. power chords and fancy chops that were characteristic of Triumph's looks. We see how easy it is to to break down the illusion. Most noticeable of all are the style. get caught up in a vortex of evil, There's nothing more ironic or 43 songs from the periods The rest of the show consisted of originals from the new album, how difficult it is to perceive the strange or contradictory than life spanned by the film, bubbling and which includes the hit single "Big Lie" and a beautiful ballad called "When the Heart Breaks" which will be released as a single shortly. Die hard Triumph fans were not disappointed as the band performed some refined renditions of Classic Triumph tunes like "Somebody's Out There", "Hold On", "Magic Power" and "Lay It On the Line". The sound in the building was amazingly clear with a wide range of acoustics. This was clearly demonstrated midway through the set when Rik and fellow guitarist Sil Simone performed a dual solo acoustic piece that contained a medley of guitar ideas ranging from blues, jazz, classical and flamenco (how's that for variety?) Hence the name of the piece is "Acoustical Pizza". This is something, Rik added, that he would like to do on future projects and it justified the international reader's poll in Guitar Magazine for voting Rik as one of the top three guitarists in the world. The concert was an excellent springboard for the debut album, however, I felt that it was only scratching the surface. When you isten to the album Absolutely you don't receive the party, get drunk and fall on your face overtones or the sexual suggestiveness of today's commercialization of modern music. Instead you hear songs that encourage personal strength in the face of overwhelming odds, songs of love and emotional pain and the quest for spiritual redemp- tion. The Rik Emmett Band will embark on their cross country tour in a matter of weeks starting in Vancouver. I hope to catch them in the area again. You should too.

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OCTOBER 3rd & 4th 9am to spm ON SALE IN THE CONCOURSE! ___J the cord Thursday September 27, J990 SCENE 25 Healey's last bar date by Mark Pivon most recent, and "See The Light", we all listen to a lot of reggae — that are current and topical. fans needing an autograph and their debut, was established. especially old reggae." Y'know, going to blind school for picture with the band. Backstage "Angel Eyes" had the women a- On that note, I asked Jeff about seven years teaches you a lot of was a zoo, to say the least, with swoonin' over the fair-haired how Neil Young covered all dif- things. One of them is not to many of Jeffs friends and family scheduled bar date, Their last youth, and "See The Light" ended ferent forms of music, and worry about tomorrow, because congratulating them. The entire Healey Band The Jeff played to a the evening. The encore featured whether that was in store for their it'll be here soon enough. We just group was very accommodating out Friday night at sold show last "Life Beyond the Sky", and a band. try to concentrate on doing a and helpful beyond their abilities. Cambridge. the Highlands in Hendrix-esque version of George "Well, who knows, eh? I mean, good job now." I only hope I'll have the same op- The venue was, to say the least, Harrison's "While My Guitar Neil doesn't know what he'll be portunity to speak with them all too appropriate for the band's Gently Weeps", where he used doing one album to the next. The The interview basically got cut again, the same way I did on Fri- of rock'n'roll. Fans brand and his guitar strings to floss his fact is that you deal with issues off here because of a few die-hard day. movie buffs alike will recall teeth. movie debut in the 1989 Healey's But the real fun came after the film "Roadhouse." And like concert. those bars portrayed in the movie, Waiting outside the dressing so was the Highlands a reminder room, I hoped to get a few words of what The Jeff Healey Band from the guitar hero. Mammoth had to endure in their advancing cro-mag sized beings guarded the careers. doors until the general populace Broken beer bottles, women in of the bar dissipated. Then, in- leather pants, and loud rock were vited in, I ceremoniously intro- the mainstays of the night. Al- duced myself to various individu- though not particularly violent, als. I must have been talking too the bar is everything what a road- much because, well, they kept on house should be. Generally, the stuffing these frothy beverages clientele was just looking for a into my fist, and offered me trays good time, and the band was dis- of cold cuts and neato stuff like hing out heaping portions of it to that. all takers. Generally, The Jeff Healey The trio entered the stage at Band hates being referred to as a around 11:00. Gently brushing blues band. "We're just straight off a number of enamoured ahead rock'n'roll", said Tom women, Jeff ripped through a Stevens the band's drummer. "I series of hits. Opening the eve- mean...we go and might ahead Jeff Healey sees the light at the Highlands. photo by Mark Pi von ning was "Someday, Someway", play a couple of riffs from Eric which carried a slightly upbeat Clapton, or do stuff from Muddy tempo from the recorded version. Waters, but our influences stem The rest of the night went well, from much different roots. Per- and an even balance between sonally, I listen to classical Jazzy Dostoyevsky? both albums "Hell to Pay", their music. Jeff listens to country and by Gary Boire himself provides everything from tenor and soprano Years ago I had a prof who used to joke that sax, to flute, to some mean fingersnaps on "Talkin". whenever she read Dickens it made her realize two A cast of thousands fills in the gaps. things: one was how much she loved Dickens; the Musically you get the same sense of composite ASIA returns other was how much she appreciated Dostoyevsky. mixing, with some pretty amazing (and uneven) by Sean Martell The analogy strains more than a bit when I shift results. Najee gives the overall impression of a Ever wish you could recapture your junior high school days, gears to think about saxophone artists like Kenny G heavily synthesized, up market swish version of the when a major essay was 200 long? gym- words ASIA rocked the (whom I enjoy) and Najee (whom I've just met), Kenny G/David Sanborn type of poppy-jazz; i.e., nasiums of '82 and '83 with an unusual mix of guitar riffs and clever the principle is the same. lots of breathless background sighs, metallic bass keyboard sounds. but After drifting through the week with Najee's riffs, and alto sax embroidery. "Stay", for example, Then & Now, on Geffen Records, has taken a unique approach to Tokyo Blue in the walkman, whenever I listen to is a kind of over-vibed, David Hamilton type of putting out a compilation album. The first half includes past chart Kenny G there's a similar double focus: G is the musical photograph, all soft-focus, nymphet voice- toppers "Heat of the Moment" and "Only Time Will Tell" and three perfect background for baking bread, a Sunday overs, and corny sentiments. others. The second half has "Days Like These" and "Summer (Can't afternoon pot of coffee, or even more soporific, just But there's much more complex work here; to Last Too Long)" which may become as popular, as well as two other reading the Record. But Najee isn't. He's too inde- name just a few: "Talkin" opens with an almost new songs. John Wetton and Geoff Downes are incurable romantics, pendent and up front to let you stick it as filler. Scandanavian abstraction reminiscent of Jan Gar- as the tracks "The Smile has Left Your Eyes" and "Am I in Love" barek, but shifts quickly into a blend of ultra-cool reveal. The band's lyrics are unusually complex, which makes the Tokyo Blue, on EMI, is a musician's composite: rap and r&b; "Cruise Control" provides an in- songs more enjoyable, but harder to sing along with. ten cuts with a stable core of excellent comparably tight, cruisy kind of pop-jazz fusion. Steve Howe's guitar is missed on the new material, but a series of sidemen/technicians, with guest spots by Audrey The title track offers an almost purring experience studio players have done an adequate job filling in. The total package Wheeler and, most astonishing, Vesta Williams of that over-the-top, glitzy soft-core swept-up is an extremely likable hard rock mix, which seems to have taken a who rips through "I'll be good to you" with an sharp-edged production of the "smooth". Great sabbatical from popular music. earthiness that leaves you balanced between stuff. Complete with alto solos, electric leads and If you like plastic, prefab dance music, go buy MC Hammer, be- trepidation and longing at die prospect cause you probably won't like this recording. This music is great, Najee's brother Fareed doubles as guitar master sunglassed bass. Kenny G would love it; I really however, for people who want songs that last in your memory both and guiding spirit, Morris Pleasure is on keyboards appreciate it, despite the odd breathless sigh and Then and Now. and synth bass (of which there's a lot), while Najee super-cool moan. You've Found the Place"— Careers For | I Economics Majors fyffimm Find out what other Economics * 1 1 grads are doing and discover ReStaWailtS what you can do too! y» Monda Good Friends, Great Tiroes Every Tirpe! Ist, October , x -Sports Bar -Great Food, Check Us Out! Kqr\ - e.qn 5.30 6.0U -Nightly Food Specials Affordable Prices — 94 Bridgeport Rd.E. \ v ~ at the Bar -Salad Bar

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• » S NOVEMBER 8, 9, 10, 1990 MONTREAL MiCfOWay SI HOTLINE: (514) 879-3471 /\/\/ COfTIDUter °5 MicroWay Wilfrid Laurier 1 1 301 King St.E. Kitchener 578-6930 I University the cord Thursday September 27. 1990 SCENE 27 K-W's best book buys books are in EXCELLENT CON- (over Pizza Pizza) and the by Carolyn Saunders DITION. This establishment of- alternative selection make this fers a "too good to be true" trade- store a definite must for those Welcome, welcome to the in deal for those of you veracious who tend to hate the trend. Kitchener-Waterloo area. readers on tight budgets. For those of you returning, Definitely one hot book stop. New Leaf Books thanks for coming and for those 82 Upper King St. of you who are new to our fair area welcome. Now and Then West, Kitchener Just in case you haven't Books (across the hall from guessed, there is more to our area 90 Queen St. South, Blue Leaf) than cheesy beer halls and univer- This store boasts the "specializa- sity. In fact, this area is just a Kitchener (just up from Encore tion in the classics of world litera- wealth of great buys. So now that ture and social sciences." No to school, Records) you've gotten back word of a lie there. A little "Das and throw away those textbooks If you're into comics or sci-fi Kapital" anyone? let the real learning begin. then this is the place for you. The The K-W area is just bursting selection is good and the comics The with great bookstores...from new are funny. A specialty shop that Miscellany age to old age...you can find just has served the K-W area for a lot 82 Upper King St. about anything within ten miles. of years. What more can I say? A West, Kitchener To start, let's begin furthest definite must for those who are an address...but it never university... It has away from the serious about comics. seems to be open..what more can KITCHENER. I say? Blue Leaf Books Casablanca 78 Upper back King GAIL WILSON 36 Ontario St. West, St West, Kitchener here. Used books are on a whole Our trek continues BOOKSELLER Kitchener a (across from Gail in very good condition but often 91 King St. West, This store is only for those who bit pricey in comparison to others into Waterloo... Kitchener Wilson) are adventurous and have a few in the neighbourhood. The selec- This lovely lady and her rather The ad in the Yellow Pages hours to wade through books. Al- tion of new titles here is always witty husband run a wonderful claims "New Age minus the though their shelving system is extremely interesting and make Wordsworth Books somewhat of a the staff gifts for those hard to shop little bookstore in the heart of drivel" and that is the best way to mystery, great 100 King St. South downtown Kitchener. Some of describe this bookstore. If you are is always willing to help if they for types. The owner also offers can. The prices of the books an appraisal service on anti- you T.O. types might recognize looking for something completely vary Need I say more? 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A sor was not about to see some caused great mayhem in the eigh- match up. riddled what had seemed to be a determined Laurier team teen yard box. Windsor almost left their Laurier demise. The midfield of Subsequently, he found a solid defense. The tall Tom Veg- mark with skill, technique, and crumbled under the pressure but John Cochrane, Jimmy Hoye, Yearwood open in the seven- valka began the break down with intelligence. Steve managed to clear the ball on the Howard and Ben Umpleby teenth minute, but his effort line. dangerous dashes past a slumping Windsor chose to capitalize defense. on their strength and size. Wind- sor's strength and potent midfield Vegvalka was the culprit of immediately penetrated a porous the Hawk's equalizer in the fifty defense in the opening minutes. If second minute. His pass ahead it where not for the alertness of was received by Andre Semron sweeper, Mike Cherevaty Laurier which he then took past the might have been chasing the defense, and the goalie, and points early in the game. scored at a sharp angle. Cherevaty lived up to his In the fifty-eighth minute, responsibilities when he cleared sweeper Cherevaty showed his the ball off the goal line in the delicate touch as he curved a free sixth minute. kick behind the defense. Andre Although Andrew Yearwood Semron came in forcefully onto a and Rob Delia Croche made an perfectly placed ball. However, attempt at offense their efforts he fell short of his responsibilities were nowhere near lethal. Year- as a striker on this occasion as his wood did have a great op- header went wide of the net portunity in the tenth minute, but Several minutes later, his blast from the edge of the box Veg- valka broke through the defensive was wide to the left. line with his long surging strides. Windsor did score first in the He wasted his chance as he shot thirteenth minute, but it was not wide of a their play that opened it for them. virtually empty Wind- They had to rely on the mistakes sor net. He missed yet another of Laurier's backbone, defensive opportunity when the combined play pivot Rob Mickalachki. A long of Paul Miatello and Ben ball penetrated the defensive Cameron fed him with a good pass on the right side. ranks, and as duty would have it, Outstanding defense for Men's soccer Once again the solid stopper Mikalachki rose the shot was wide. to clear it. The ball skipped off photo by Stephan Latour Mark Cylwa, on the other his head over keeper Ferdinand hand, strutted his stuff successful- ly. With aerial maneuvers reminiscent of air shows, Cywla defused several Windsor attacks Commitment needed for Rugby Hawks late in the battle. Despite the shortcomings, assistant coach by Coach Lloyd agreed that Laurier scored a late try. The Mustangs testimony to their experience and Peter Russell was pleased and Craig Weichel from scrum on "did nothing with the advantage" moved the ball the talent. A tough convert attempt noted that this "classy bunch will Cord Sports the far side of the field to of having the wind in the second each dropped short in part due to the come back". Rugby is not a game for the half. The Hawks, however, did consecutive back, with the wide wind. faint-hearted. As if to prove that manage to advance the ball deep side winger scoring the try. The If there is any consolation to the quickness accuracy continued 33 axiom, the Laurier Golden Hawks into Mustang territory against and with continued on page 31 on page fifteen-man squad according to a seemingly impervious Western which Western scored is coach Wayne Lloyd, "showed a defense. lack of heart and commitment" en Once again, the Hawks could route to a 26-3 drubbing by the not convert their opportunities Western Mustangs. The action into meaningful points on the was played Saturday at Lexington scoreboard. Western brought the Park before approximately fifty ball out near mid-field, and onlookers. Laurier would not penetrate into Laurier began the game on a the Western end for the remain- relatively strong note, holding der of the game. Western from scoring a try until Western dominated the ensu- the middle of the first half. The ing action and displayed brilliant Hawks were put at a disadvantage offensive prowess, moving the by a powerful wind, impairing ball effectively into Laurier terri- their progress into Western terri- tory. This effort culminated in a tory; consequently Laurier played try scored by a grub kick being virtually the entire first half in sent into the end zone, and a their own end. Despite good Western player falling on it. It defense, the Hawks forfeited an- was proof that grub kicks are at other try in the final seconds of least effective as rushing in terms the first half, ensuring that any of offensive progress. comeback would be an uphill After considerable mid-field battle. action where both offenses were Unfortunately, Laurier could stymied, the Hawks were able to not use the wind in the second avoid a shutout with a field goal, The Hawks an uphill half and looked flat compared to making the score 22-3. As if to fought battle against Mustangs by Chico their play in the first half. Indeed, add insult to injury Western photo the cord 29 SCENE Thursday September 27. 1990 Words, Words, words From the list of musicians below, find the in corresponding album tide the puzzle. by Steve Burke The answers may run vertically, horizontally, diagonally, forwards, or backwords.

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QUESTIONS 8. What NFL team features three hypocycloids on their helmet logo? 1. Who was the 1963 National League 9. What NFL team did Cord Sports Editor Rookie of the Year? Brock Greenhalgh predict would 2. What was the team name for the NHL team of the '90's? franchise located in Hamilton during the 1920'5? Pittsburgh 3. How many players have had their jersey Steelers 9. Pittsburgh number retired by the Boston Bruins? Steelers 8. Forum Montreal The 7. 4. What team rushed for only seventeen Russell Bill 6. yards in Bowl IX? Super Larson Don 5. 5. Who pitched the first perfect game in Vikings Minnesota 4. World Series history? Seven 3. Tigers A "behind-the-scenes" look at the world of soccer 6. What Boston Celtics superstar was nick- The 2. named 'Number Six'? Rose Pete 1. photo by Stephan Latour 7. Where was Howie Morenz's 1937 fu- neral service held? ANSWERS: Homecoming Tarty. J Bims_ j 'f' Let's Get V Friday Nite Sept. 28 Re-aquainted Bash! 'SUTIuCiyS

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only lost underrated moving the ball all game and the count the Hawks out of that one. by Chris Dodd The Hawks not the Lancer defense. The game on the scoreboard but they Windsor defense was crisp and touchdown was relatively Toronto is a tough squad but it Cord Sports also lost the game in the trenches, prepared, seeming to be on the meaningless. Coach New- seems that Laurier plays better brough's squad prepared against competition (Re- The University of Windsor as it seems the Hawks were Hawk receivers at every turn, and looked stiff up but simply had trouble executing. member Western last year?). has never been known for their physically beat and man- plugged up all the holes when the tradition. However, with handled. running backs tried to get some- The loss drops the Hawks to football return of Tharby and key win over the Wilfrid It seemed that the Hawk of- thing going. 1-1 in the tough OUAA loop and The their mental mistakes could Laurier Golden Hawks they took fense had trouble moving the ball It was obvious that the Lancer they certainly have their work cut fewer result in a Hawk upset. The a step towards establishing just against the pumped up Lancer squad was pumped up and intense out for them if they want to make defense certainly won't have two such a tradition. defense. The Hawk offense, led about this game. The fact was the playoffs. The loss to Windsor games a row, and the The Hawks traveled to Wind- by Pat Smailing looked tentative that it was homecoming at Wind- puts a little pressure on the lacklustre in can nothing but im- sor and came away empty-handed and hesitant as they attempted to sor and it obviously contributed Hawks to beat a team like offense do to week. There- as they fell to the Lancers 21-12. get something going against the to the intensity of the Lancers. Toronto or Guelph in order to prove from week That intensity reached the point make it to the post-season party. fore, this reporter is predicting a of violence when early in the first As a matter of fact, Toronto com- Hawk upset in front of a large quarter a Lancer defender reached es to town this Saturday for the crowd at Seagram Stadium on into veteran tailback Andy Cec- annual homecoming game. Don't Saturday. chini's helmet and punched him in the nose. Subsequently Cec- chini's nose was broken in two places and he missed a large por- tion of the game. The Hawk defense was not the same defense that played against McMaster. The absence of Clive Tharby could be one rea- son for the lacklustre play. The Lancers seemed to run to the left more than the right, and therefore the absence of Tharby was not strongly felt, as Clive plays the right side. The Hawks scored a late touchdown to narrow the margin but by that time it was obvious who would come away with the win. The offense had trouble Lady Hawks continued

The goal delighted devoted fans dotting the sidelines - but left them wondering why the Hawks had not used their simple, yet potent Windsor's defense was pumped up for Laurier's offense patterns before. Jane Grimmer, using this easy and effective techni- que, made a simple and quick pass ahead to Konstantinou. Her dash through the depths of the defense was all that was necessary to beat photo by Rambo the Lancers. She blasted the ball to the top right corner for the third goal. Close to the end, Jane Grimmer got her share of glory. She per- OUAA STANDINGS fectly placed herself at the edge of the six yard box and awaited the incoming pass from Colleen Allen. Grimmer, with both power and style, headed the ball into the netting for the 4-0 final goal. Although the final score was 4-0, this does not tell the whole truth of the game. The fitness, of the Week the interaction and coordination of the of- Hawks fense were obvious problems. On the upside, the defense played well. Despite the problems up front, the team showed themselves able to play simple and effective soccer, albeit somewhat erratically. With Brock the opponent this weekend, Laurier will need to eliminate their inconsistencies, and keep their plays short and simple. Don't be afraid!

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out and decide your paper's PATRICK SMALLING (FOOTBALL)- COLLEEN ALLEN (SOCCER)- * * The third year quarterback from Scar- The future. second year centre midfielder from St. * borough completed 18 passes out of 35 at- Catherines set up two goals in Saturday's * Friday * at 2:30 pm Second floor tempts, including one touchdown pass, in win against the Windsor Lancers. She also S.U.B. Saturday's game against Windsor. He played strong defensive games against* passed for a total of 253 yards. both Windsor and Western. * the cord 32 SPORTS Thursday September 27. 1990 My Sunday Evening... I was sitting there again, in my beloved Steelers had been un- and the tradition that team has. different Pirates hats. Today I just a little tougher. front of the television, but this able to score an offensive touch- Maybe it's the fact that I'm in have faithfully included a Steelers time I was witnessing the ons- down. History here at Laurier that it is hat to this collection. With outstanding players laught of NFIL scores from across In a division where there are so easy for me to remember those Most of the decade of the such as Louis Lipps, the Steelers the country. I waited eagerly for already quarterbacks named glory days of the seventies. I can eighties was a rebuilding time for could definitely be the team of the one score that meant every- Boomer and Bernie, why is it so picture myself in 1979 watching the Steelers, and they have the nineties. If I could make one thing to me, the score of the difficult to accept one named the Pirates win the World Series struggled through some losing suggestion to Chuck Knoll, I'd Pittsburgh-Los Angeles game. Bubby? I think it has a nice ring and the Steelers winning the Su- seasons, but things are going to ask him to get rid of the white jer- When it arrived, 1 was shocked. to it. I must be one of the few per Bowl. My closet was full of change. Let's look at last season, seys and stick with the black For the third consecutive week who think highly of the Steelers, black and yellow, I even had two for instance. The Steelers sported ones. Like my curse of always the same record as the Buffalo watching the Jays into extra in- Bills, yet were not allowed into nings, I have never seen a televi- post-season play. Could it be that sed Pittsburgh game when they there is no room for a Bubby won with the white jerseys on. amongst the Bernies and Maybe I should just stop watch- Boomers? Maybe the division is ing them. Then again, maybe not. Tennis team wins at Queen's by Janet Forbes the depth of this year's team Last weekend saw the Laurier along with players such as women's Tennis team in action at Samantha Brenchley, Helen Kil- the Kingston World Tennis Club loch and Jane Barnett. competing against rival univer- Barnett and her partner Jen- sities of Queen's and Guelph. nifer Welsh also hopped on the Despite the dominance of victory train with a strong 6-2, 7- Tough day for the Rugby lads Queen's, Laurier scored success 5 win over the opposing Guelph photo by Chico in both singles and doubles play team. The two had a close, action against Guelph. packed match against Queen's al- continued from page 29 Led by a decisive 6-4,6-1 win though being handed a 7-5, 4-6, performed to their full potential commitment of which Coach over Amanda Thorene of Guelph, 1-6 loss. oe derived from the lopsided and had simply made too many Lloyd speaks, and against a more Nadine Scherberger followed up Homecoming weekend has matchup, Lloyd said that Western mistakes. He described the outing equitable opponent, the Laurier with an exciting 5-7, 7-5, 6-4 tri- the Tennis Hawks home at the was ranked second in the pro- as "terrible", and obviously felt rugby team will display the quali- umph with her doubles partner Northfield Tennis Club. All fans vince after Queen's. Despite this, that the score should have been ty and talent which it is capable Tracey Goldhar. Goldhar, an ex- are invited to come out and see he asserted that his team had not closer. Perhaps with the increased of producing. Waterloo Warrior has added to the Hawks in action.

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And that covers just about every- one except that Gretzky guy. I suppose he was pretty important Men's to I Soccer that Oilers dynasty. can't find anyone on the Quebec roster who can quite match up to Gretzky. There is a young man, however, continued named Eric Lindros playing in Oshawa who some believe is Sunday Sept. 23. the greatest player to develop Western 0, Laurier 0 since Mario Lemieux. If the Nords fin- ish last again this season they'll Determination on the part of the Hawks brought about an early have the first crack at him. Ac- domination over the Mustangs. Unfortunately the day's Eleven could quiring him would make this not capitalize, and the score board remained empty. comparison somewhat more realistic. Quebec Nordiques, Once Western survived the early onslaught, they grew in con- Stanley Cup Champions of 1996? fidence and came out of their defensive shell. However, their offer- Sure, why not? ings were thrown against a relentless and industrious Laurier side. In fact, the Hawks were without Jimmy Hoye, Ben Camron and to a de- gree John Cochrane. The fancy footwork of the Even though these injuries are devastating to the individuals, at Men's soccer team came least they showed the breadth of talent on the team, namely Michael Krause and Mario D'Ovidio. up short in the points department Both merged well with the play and built their confidence for fu- ture opportunities. Even though the result of the day and of the Wind- sor match are disappointing, given Laurier's high quality of play, rookie coach Tony Lea is extremely pleased. photo by Stephan Latour He remarked that the Laurier team achieved the immediate goal of reaping four points from our first three encounters. Furthermore, he has become fond of the high level of energy, determination and the positive attitude displayed by all his players. '

These positive attributes and further developments among all of them will carry them the distance.

The team will square off against Brock and Western this weekend with both games starting at one o'clock at Bechtel Park. SportsBits u [t_ The Laurier Golf team will be travelling to Guelph for the Guelph Invitational on Thursday September 27th.

The Football Hawks will be facing Toronto on Saturday at Seagram Stadium for the annual homecoming game. Game time is 2:00 p.m.

McMaster will host our rugby team this Saturday starting at 1:00 p.m.

Both the Women's and Men's soccer teams face Brock this weekend with the Men's team playing at Bechtel Park, while the Women's team shuffles off to St. Catherines. U.T.&TT. 2nd Floor SUB There will also be the Laurier Tennis Tournament this tel. 884-2990 weekend. Come out and enjoy all of the action. the cord 34 SPORTS Thursday September 27, 1990 Will Reese be Number One? by Craig Boucher Although the Oilers outplayed Toronto visited the Calgary the Leafs, Toronto came from be- Saddledome, and was shut out by The Toronto Maple Leafs hind to defeat the defending Stan- the Flames 4-0. Despite the loss, have finished training camp in ley Cup Champions by 3-2. Jeff both Reese and Ing were again Newmarket, and began their pre- Reese and Peter Ing were stand- outstanding. season schedule in Edmonton on outs in this game. Back in Toronto, the team September seventeenth. On the second night of play, hosted the hapless Nordiques, beating them 7-5. The 'GEM line' was reunited, with Gary Leeman, Ed Olczyk and Mark Osborne. The trio scored big, making it a nine-point night. The 14 677 fans who attended the game were not disappointed. The Leafs began the weekend with home games against the Red IWINI Wings. Peter Ing's play was out- standing, with Ing stopping 25 of 27 shots. He had allowed only four goals in ninety minutes of A TRIP TO work in the games. However, the Leaf offense managed only eight shots in 40 minutes, and sixteen overall. The Leafs lost 4-2 with Dave Hannon and red-hot Daniel Marois scor- ing for Toronto. Look for Marois DAYTONA to score goals over 50 and total 100 points. On Saturday, the outcome was more favourable for Toronto, Gary Leeman is once again part of the G.E.M. line with a 5-2 win on home ice. Gary Leemand scored three times, Olezyk once and rookie defen- converting a great passing play several solid punches in the face BEACH ceman Drake Berehowsky once. with Wendel Clark and Daniel and upper chest area of Buch- Drake, in my opinion, will soon Marois. The second period was berger, sending the fans into a be returning to the junior leagues the most lacklustre period of the frenzy. This gave new life to the READING for more experience. Jeff Reese three, with both teams lacking Leafs as Wendel Clark scored on WEEK any desire or ability to score. passes also played extremely well from Marois and making some inspired saves The period ended with Ed- Damphousse. But this was as FROM throughout the game. monton leading 2-1 courtesy of close as the Leafs were to get, In Quebec on Sunday, another Oilers Anatoli Semenov and losing 4-3. young Leaf rookie rattled the Glenn Anderson. Ing replaced The Leafs, 4-3 in pre-season Reese allowed to minds of Leaf personnel. Felix and Anderson play, are host to Calgary on Wed- Potwin almost singlehandely score. Glenn greeted Ing with an nesday and finish with a home defeated the Nords, with only one end to end shorthanded goal. He and home encounter with the shot eluding him. The Leafs won left Marsh at the blueline and Buffalo Sabres. The Leafs begin 4-1 as Olczyk counted twice. snapped a quick backhand on the their quest for Lord Stanley on The Leafs played a rematch top shelf. October 4th in Winnipeg. against Edmonton on Monday To start the third, Semenov Those who did not attend the VIC FOSTER'S night at the Kitchener Arid with scored again ~ two shots and two game had to make do with an- more than 7 000 people attending goals on Ing. It was now John nouncers. Mark Hebscher will be travel the game. The game was fast Kordic's turn to spur on the life- back for Global telecasts along- jramm paced, but lacked the expected of- less Leafs - with a fight. side Hoe Bowen and the always fensive outburst. Kordic, trying to beat out colourful Harry Neals. The Again, Jeff Reese started in Kevin Maguire for the title of en- network, along with TSN and the net for the Leafs. Vincent forcer, dropped the gloves with CBC, will air 57 of the Leafs' 80 THIS SATURDAY Damphousse scored in the first Kelly Buchberger. He landed games. BE THERE AND Free Hugs This little guy on the left here could be News Editor Mark Hand or Sports Editor Brock Greenhalgh or even, if you stretched your imagination a little, or a lot, Entertainment (Scene) Editor Guy Ethering- WIN good look at this ton. Take a little guy; he looks kinda friendly. Mark, Brock and that Guy fellow look friendly and FREE FIDO DIDO even are friendly. They would be really friendly if you came up and told them you were in- SQUEEZE BOTTLES terested in writng for them. In fact, I bet they might even hug up ! you real tight if you came TO EVERYONE and volunteered and said "I m interested in writng for the BEFORE Cord." You could see how FREE 9:00 much fun they have and soon you'd see how much fun 341 Marsland Dr. you'd be having too. C'mon up; they don't bite. They just Waterloo squeeze real tight. the cord Thursday September 27, 1990 SPORTS 35 NHL Roundup: Waddya think? It's coming. The signs are evi- Mark Pederson. 4. PHILADELPHIA FLYERS: Blues have also re-armed them- 1. CALGARY FLAMES: The dent. The chill in the wind, the 4. HARTFORD WHALERS: The Flyers are aging and their selves for a shot at the Cup. They Flames have had a summer to change in fashion, the start of The Whalers could be in over success is difficult to call. Injury- have added help offensively for simmer over their first round loss. school all point to one thing. their tails in this year's tough prone Mark Howe, Tim Kerr and Brett Hull and they are confident Led by new coach Doug Ris- Soon it will be time for hockey. Adams. Ron Hextall remain the keys to in the two young goalies. brough they are ready to capture The NHL season is ready to kick New Players: Robert Holik, success. The rookies must pro- New Players: Scott Stevens, their second Stanley Cup. off on October 4th. Soon the Carey Wilson. duce as well. Geoff Courtnall, Michel New Players: Robert Reichel strains of Bob Cole, the bickering 5. QUEBEC NORDIQUES: The New Players: Mike Ricci, Craig Mongeau. 2. EDMONTON OILERS: The of McLean and Cherry, and the future looks brighter than the Fisher. 3. TORONTO MAPLE Oilers will face a tough game overwhelming presence of beer present for the Nords. The young 5. WASHINGTON CAPI- LEAFS: The Leafs are ready to every night, but they are confi- commercials will mean that team has a lot of talent and could improve TALS: The Caps need to recover on their .500 record last dent that their young players are Hockey Night in Canada is back surprise some teams, though. from their off-season turmoil year. They did not re-arm over developing. Messier, Anderson, on the air for the '90-'9l season. New Players: Owen Nolan, Mats which included a sex-scandal and the summer, confident in the de- and Simpsonremain important. The following is my version of Sundin, Kip Miller, Stephane losing Scott Stevens and Geoff velopment of the young players. New Players: Vladmir Ruzichka, how things will go this year. Feel Fiset. Courtnall to St. Louis. New Players: Scott Thornton, Anatoli Semenov. free to disagree. New Players: Peter Zezel, Mike Drake Berehowsky, Kevin 3. WINNIPEG JETS: The loss Lalor, Jiri Hrivnak. Maguire. of Dale Hawerchuk may be too PATRICK 6. NEW YORK ISLANDERS: 4. DETROIT RED WINGS: much for the second year coach Pat Lafontaine and Jeff New ADAMS Norton GM and Coach Bryan Mur- Bob Murdoch to overcome. The help on hopes need both offense and ray that the return of Bob defense is likely the most potent defense, DIVISION and it may not come this Probert, combined with a mix of offensively in the league. year. Dave Chyzowski DIVISION 1. NEW YORK RANGERS: and Scott new Europeans and veterans will New Players: Phil Housley, Jeff Mike Gartner and Bernis Nicholls Scissons of the WHL are the keys spell success. I think it might take 1. BUFFALO SABRES: The Parker, Scott Arniel, Stephane up front, Brian Leetch on defense to the future. a while to get going though. Beauregard. best balance of offense and New and Mike Richter in goal should Players: Wayne Mcßean, New Players: Sergei Fedorov, 4. LOS ANGELES KINGS: The defense in the division, possibly be enough for first. Dave Chyzowski, Jeff Hackett. Keith Primeau, Rick Green, Brad the best goaltending. Kings are still stalling. They hope New Players: Tie Domi. McCrimmon. that giving New Players: Dale Hawerchuk, Wayne Gretzky two 2. PITTSBURGH PENGUINS: 5. MINNESOTA NORTH good wingers in Tony Granato Don Audette, Greg Brown. Mario Lemieux should recapture STARS: The Stars also have a BOSTON BRUINS: NORRIS and Tomas Sandstrom for a full 2. Ray the Art Ross trophy as points new coach and GM. They have season will be the difference. Bourque, Cam Neely and a full leader and new coach Bob also added some veterans and eighty-games from Craig Janney New Players: Rob Blake, Rob Johnson should help. hope that Mike Modano will get Stauber. could mean second place. Age New Players: Joe Mullen, Brian DIVISION even better. CHICAGO 5. VANCOUVER CANUCKS: could be a problem. Trottier, Jaromir Jagr. 1. BLACK- New Players: Ilka Sinisalo, New HAWKS: Coach The Canucks have some strong Players: Chris Nilan, Wes 3. NEW JERSEY DEVILS: and now GM Bobby Smith, Brian Propp, Mike Walz. Mike Keenan wants to push fur- prospects but should accomplish This year's success depends uDon Craig. little this year. Defensive leader 3. MONTREAL CANADIENS: whether Viachelsav Fetisov and ther this season, meaning the Paul Reinhart retired in the off- A revamped game-plan focussing Alexis can as Stanley Cup. He replaced Denis Kasatonov become season. on offense may cost the dominant on defense together as Savard with Jeremy Roenick as New Players: Rob Murphy, Peter Canadiens some close Adams they were playing for Central Red part of the plan. SMYTHE division contests. New Players: Chris Chelios, Nedved. Army in the U.S.S.R. by Craig New Players: Denis Savard, Syl- New Players: Zdeno Ciger, Jarrod Dominic Hasek. Burt vain Turgeon, Gerald Diduck, Skalde, Claude Lemieux. 2. ST.LOUIS BLUES: The DIVISION

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