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Issue 706 UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI- ST. LOUIS September 30, 1991 Chivalry Still Alive Crime House Declares Rom ance Lives Prompts by Max Montgomery and kicking." news editor Preston said there is much about Warning women that men still don't under­ ''This House is pleased. to an­ stand. '''There is still an enormous nounce that ilie age of chivalry is mystery for men about women," she by Thomas J. Kovach dead," began the subject of debate said. "Men still don't quite under­ editor Wednesday, when two teams pre­ stand the way we work. They don't sented and debated their views on understand what we keep in our purses A string of cars being vandalized whether or not chivalry is alive today. or what we diScuss in the bathroom." on campus has prompted the UM-St Both teams, The Government and She said that as long as men don't Louis police chief to warn students The Opposition, consisted of a UM­ understand women and as long · as that safety is a priority after parking St Louis Debate Team member and a men "run around chasing their tai1s to their cars. visiting British Debate Team mem­ please their lady love," chivalry is "What happens is that students ber. still alive. are coming and going to their classes," Helen Berry, 21, of Plymouth, The Opposition related chivalry John Pickens said. "They don't pay England and Kristine Ockuly, 20, a to the "fairy-tale romance" of Charles attention to their surroundings. Own­ UM-St. Louis junior, argued that and Diana, Prince and Princess of ers of vehicles can help by hiding chivalry is dead and women should be Wales. They said the prince was like Photo: Dirk Fletcher valuables in their trunks or not bring­ pleased. the knight holding his love high on a ing them at all." CONCENTRATION: KristineOckuly, UMSL student, (left) and Helen Berry, Plymouth, England, (right) "Women in positions of great pedestal and Diana was the innocent Pickens said a few common items are listen while preparing to arguethat chilvary is dead. authority these days," Berry said. "We virgin. stolen out of cars at UM-St Louis are pleased that it is over." "As long as men respect women or a neutral position. At any time the middle. for six weeks. include radar dettx:tors, books and She said chivalry cannot be used and as long as Charles and Diana are during a debater's speech, if recog­ stereo equipment as an excuse for violence, as it was in still together, chivalry is very much nized by a speaker, audience or House The Opposition overcame The The debate was sponsored by the "With the stereo equipment, you the past, and that, in itself, is a good alive," Preston said. members were permitted to intervene Government According to the House, Committee on International Discus­ have people who wander around in reason for its death. After all four debaters presented with questions. chivalry still exists in today's world. sion and Debate of the Speech Com­ groups looking into cars," he said. Members ofThe Opposition, Kim their cases, 20 minutes were allowed At the end of the debate, House Berry and Preston are currently munication Association and the UM­ Three cars have been broken into Preston, 24, of London, England, and for house speeches during which any members divided to either side of the traveling to different universities St Louis' Forensics and Debate Club, Gina Adamo, 20, a UM-St Louis audience member could give a two­ room to determine the winner. Those across the United States to participate University Program Board and the junior, argued against The Govern­ minute speech arguing that either wanting to remain neutral stayed in in debates. The two will be in the U.S. Department of Communication. See CRIME, page 4 ment, stating that chivalry is "alive chivalry is dead, chivalry is not dead, MacLean Reveals Appeal Process Unfair

by Max Montgomery even though theappea1 procedure was and Christopher Garza "It is a burden to the court and it is an unusual bur­ established for "laudatory reasons," Current staff den to the students" the system is not working. He added -Sandy MacLean that many tickets are never processed The process of appealing parking Vice Chancellor of Student Affairs and it could result in delays in pro­ tickets has been abused and it is time cessing transcripts and diplomas. that the system be changed, said Sandy His recommendation to the Com­ MacLean's report also showed MacLean, vice chancellor for Studen t His report, after reviewing appeal mittee was that the responsibility for that there were six students who had Affairs. records for 1990-91, shows: student parking ticket appeals be four or more parking tickets appealed; "It is a burden to the court, and it oThere were approximately 768 transferre~ !O the Division of Admin­ one with 11 appeals. is anwlUsual burden to the students," student parking ticket appeals filed istrative Services, which currently The report showed that some stu­ MacLean said. with the UM-St Louis Police Dept handles parking ticket appeals for dents did not even bother to write an MacLean conducted an investi­ ·There were no recorded actions faculty and staff. appeal. One of the students wrote on gation of student parking appeal taken on 69 tickets (9 percent) of the Carol Dugan, Student Affairs two different appeal forms, "Please procedures after a disclosure by the appeals. This means that the police Committee member, said she agrees see (name of court member) for de­ Current last month, revealing possible department recorded the ticket ap­ there is problem in the court system, tails. Thank you." parking ticket appeal infractions on peals had been forwarded to the Stu­ and that court justices need training. Yet another student wrote, "Please the part of the Student Court system dent Court; but, the tickets had not "One of the problems is, is that see (court member's name) regarding and members of StudentGovemment been returned. you have six people who trained the following," with a list of four aren't Association (SGA). He presented his -Of the remaining 699 tickets, 385 at all as to the proper procedure," she different ticket numbers and amounts fIndings and recommendations at the appeals were either accepted or the said. exceeding $45. Senate Student Affairs Committee appeal was denied with the fme sus­ The issue will bedlscussed further In his conclusions and recom­ meeting Thursday. pended. at the committee meeting. mendations, MacLean pointed out that next Moving In TKE's Find A Place To Call Home

Photo: Dirk Fletcher by Michelle McMurray Thinh Anuyen, UMSL Sr. maJoring In management associate news editor marketing and minoring In photography, shooting After 13 years, the Tau Kappa illusion for a photography class. Epsilon (TKE) fraternity has a house to call its own, and to help reach its goal of increased mem­ Religous Beliefs Cause bership. Chapter President Martin J. Expulsion of Students Evans III, 2l, said, ''Right now, our membership is 14, but we by Amy Reynolds upheld the recommendations of the have the unity and brotherhood schools' deans and Falwell, who College Press Service Corre­ that some other fraternities lack. spondent serves as college chancellor. We used to gather at various The students, their attorney members' houses, but we never Three students who were and a pastor said they were worship­ had our own place. I began kicked out of a baptist-affiliated uni­ ing at the off-campus United Pente­ looking for ways to acquire the versity because of their religious be­ costal Church. School officials said funds from the board of trustees Photo: Nicole Menke liefs may seek legal action against the the students' refusal 10 obey the rules to find our group a house." • school for its actions, which have was the real reason why they were Evans said he began looking THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME: The TKE's new house, located at 8992 Natural Bridge Rd. kindled a theological dispute between asked to leave, although they admit in the neighborhoods sWTound­ said the house needed a lot of work hardwood floors. We moved into the booth. Anothe¥closetwilibetmned the Rev. Jerry Falwell and the United the students were asked to sign a form ingUM-StLouis. In January, he before they could move in. The house house in March. There are two mem- into a dart room when the remod­ Pentecostal Church. stating that they would not attend found a house at 8992 Natural was previmwy two apartments, so bers living here now, but room for eling is complete. Seniors Chuck Groom, 32, United Pentecostal church services. Bridge above the Bel-Ridge auto they tore out walls and put up new six." Evans said. "We can expand into the two of New York, Guy Redmer, 21, of "They were not dismissed parts store belonging to a Pi drywall. The house has three bedrooms, apartments upstairs. We now have New Jersey, and Mohammed Yacobi because of their beliefs, but rather Kappa Alpha alumnus who "I got new vinyl floors for the two full bathrooms, and a front closet 750 square feet to party!" Evans of Morocco, were expelled Sept 20 their refusal to stop proseI ytizing other agreed to rent to them. Evans kitchen, and sealed and sanded the that was turned into a disc jockey said. from Liberty University in Lynchburg, students," said Vernon Brewer, vice- Va., after an appeals review board president for student development ~------~------~ See ALUMNI, page 4

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Alumni, from page 1 Brewer said the students were ''pretty Pentecostal Church is. different from erated his earlier stance: "We have a brazen in their approach" to other other Pentecostal churches. United solemn obligation to parents and students and that in their first hearing, Pentecostal worshipers do not believe pastors to see to it that their sons and one of the men told Brewer that he in the Trinity, but rather believe that daughters are exposed to mainline, would go to hell for his actions against there in one God who has manifested evangelical instructioo and that they students. himself in three roles. do not become victims of cultic or The students, however, said Falwell told students and heretical influence," be wrote. they were simply adhering to their faculty about two weeks ago that the Falwell also sai4 that much religious beliefs. United Pentecostal doctrine was not of the dismissal hinged on the stu­ ''They make it sound like we compatible with Liberty's and that dents' non-rompliance with a univer­ were standing up on tables in the they were not permitted to attend ser­ sity policy that requires students who cafeteria and preaching," Groom said. vices at the United Pentecostal church. want permanently worship outside of "That's not the case at all. If someone In a prepared staternentabout Liberty University Churches to have asks me my religious beliefs, I think I the students' dismissal, Falwell reit- written pennission from the school. have the right to share them." Sigma Delta Pi Groom and Y acobi attended Liberty on full scholarships. Yacobi, WHY RENT AN APARTMENT? who was unavailable for comment, is WHEN SPACIOUS REMODELED DUPLEXES ARE NOW ATfENTION an international student who came to AVAILABLE BORDERING THE NORTHEAST UMSL CAMPUS! the United States to study at Liberty, ·2-3-4 Bedroom Duplexes • Washer/Dryer Hookups SPANISH MAJORS/MINORS his friends said. They are unsure if he • Beaut~ul Hardwood Floors • Large Storage Area plans to return horne. • Large Finished Basement • Off Street Parking Douglas Klinedist, pastor of • Mini Blinds • Yard Space the United Pentecostal Church where . • Stove & Refrigerator • Cable TV Available the three. worship, said the students ENJOY TWICE THE SPACE Come join SIGMA DELTA PI, the were really dismissed because of the AND TRULY WALK TO UMSL incompatibility of the United Pente­ National Spanish Honor Society. costal Church doctrine to Liberty's. Faculty And Students Call For Special Price Liberty was founded as a Baptist college but has since touted ALLIANCE GROUP Meet others who share your itself as a pri vale liberal arts school 522-6865 that adheces to a Baptist doctrinal interests and become a part of position. The proselytizing accusa­ this prestigious organization. tions "that are corning out now are Paying for coll ege has never been easy. just to justify (Liberty's) religious But you can make it a lot easier. Join the Missouri differences," Klinedinst said. "Dr. Army National Guard and see a world of be nefits. Falwell has publicly denounced the Like up to $5,000 in education assistance. Pl us an For information contact Dr. Alicia Ramos,faculty advisor for Sigma Delta Pi ,of the additional 52,000 enlis t· Modern Foreign Language & Literature Department, 554 Clark Hall, 553-6240. United Pentecostal Church for being lhere are b~ ment bonus. Plus a cultish and heretical." minimum salary of bucks for college $11 ,000 over the course Klinedinst said the United of a sLx·year enlistm en t. MEMBERS in the Montgomery AJI for about two days a month - and two 61 Bill. weeks a year. Crime from page 1 You'll discover many other benefits, too. New dimensions of ex peri ence and training. PX and Shari K. Aguilar - President Elena Garcia Kenyon Sharenda Roam since school started Aug. 26. The comm issary privileges. Reti remen t benefits and low-cost life insurance. Even opportunities to Sandra Anderson . Laura L. Kostial Rebecca Rowland most serious occurred on Sept 18 in travel on military nights when space permits. No;'tna Rosa Ayala Jane E. Krueger . Deborah Schaefer the carpool parking lot, when vandals And most im po rtaP.t MISSOURI you'll be there when p"0- Margarite Beeby Dawn Iowa Kyle Kathleen Sicard broke into a 1988 Mitsubishi and took pie in you r community a stereo and a camera. need your help mosL . Christina L. Byers Elizabeth Madorin Marilyn Stalzer Pickens said warrants are pending. That gives )'ou a good Angela Curtiss Narka Maldonado Amy Stifler fee li ng. Along 'ith four On Sept 4, a car parked in Lot U years of college assistance. - Toni P. Douaihy Tanya Matlaeh Mary Wetzel For one weekend - on South Campus had its cellular. INiftoNAL Kelly Mueller Sheri Wuensch a month, and [0,110 wee ks Diana Gomez phone and antenna stolen. Two days a year. GUARD Michele Gautier Kathy MeAlone Christiane Wibracht later, a car v:uxed in Garage D on the Cet started toda;: Call Americans at Anne Keller Mary J. Obernuefemann Traci Jo Williams second level had its steceo stolen. RECRUITING OFFICE their best Last Monday, a bed-liner from a (314) 263-8684 T ere'Sa Keller Nelly Patino Barbara Yesnosky truck was missing and a license plate was taken off a car Tuesday . No arrests have been made. Police also said they broke up Discover Kinko's. what they believed was a scam to rip off students. Two solicitors, Pickens You get more than said, would stand outside of Garage C CROSSROADS: and tell students they were selling magazines at discounted rates. The just great copies. solicitors asked for the money upfront When you're checking out the campus, be sure to A RETREAT POSSIBILITY and promised the magazines were check out your local Rinko's. You'll find everything you coming later. The magazines, how­ need to help you complete course projects, including .. . ever,neverarrivedatstudents'homes. Pickens also said while the num­ ./ Quality black and white copies ber of traffic accidents on campus is ./ Full color copies high, he was expecting the number to " Macintoshll> rental be larger because of construction. ./ Poster-size copies Since Aug. 26, there have been 14 ./ Binding, and more automobile accidents. No serious in­ ./ Open 7 days juries have been reJXlrted. 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Visitors start out in a museum­ columnist A flea expert is a pullicologist. history area, where, while waiting This is by far one of the most ridicu­ for rhe tour to start, they can read up Throughout history many of lifes lous things I have heard in a while. I on the Anheuser-Busch family his­ questions have been left unanswered. mean how can someone make money tBudweiser Clydesdales, and even a wonder why about the stupidest things. myself, get nothing for imparting their dalmatian or two may be scamper­ But, every once in a while it would be infinite wisdom to the masses. (okay, ing about nice to find the answer. okay that was a little out of hand but Moving on, visitors can see the Like if a 7-Eleven store is sup­ every once in a while I actually start to building where the beer is stored. posed to be open 24 hours a day, then believe it myself.) and the building where the beer is why do they have a lock on the door. Here's another question for you. brewed and bottled. A short slide It is amazing how easy it is, some­ Why does the Hawaiian alphabet only show explains the entire brewing times, to fmd the answers to these have twelve letters? I bet you didn't process. questions thatcou1d very wen cbange know that one did you. Just tweive Photo: Nicola Manka What most visitors look most RIGHT THIS WAY: Rod, a UM~St. Louis student servers as tour guide to a life as we know it. After calling a 7- letters. I suppose that simplifies things forward to is the end of the tour, reunion group from the U.S.S. Zeilin, a tranport ship hit by Japanese kamikazes during WW II. Eleven my answer was given to me by a lot. But the letters are a,e See TOUR, page 6 a very wise man. I think he was the h,i,k,l,m,n,o,p,u and w. Poor kids, how owner. Anyway, he sai\i the reason are they supposed to learn their abc's they have a lock on the door is be­ when there's no "b" or "c"? Whatever Happened To S uds MacKenzre? cause they do have the option of Why do people insist on making closing on Christmas. (How gener­ Robin Mayo Leer jet He takes his stretch limou­ things up if they don't know the an­ ous). He also said it is used in case of -sine to work at Anheuser-Busch, swer? HMMM? For instance I betone Features Editor emergencies. He then went on to ex­ where ne has his own private office. day a little boy was walking down the plain to me that just a while ago a car I:verywhere he goes he is accompa­ beach and he picked up a sea shell and Suave and debonair, the king of ian through the front window of the nied by the Spudettes, a group of putit to his ear. When he did he heard cool, Spuds MacKenzie, was once store and they had to close for a few females who cater to Spuds' every a noise. Some adult probably told him rocking cities all across the nation minutes to clean it up so customers whimsical desire. it was the sound of the ocean because with his hot and sexy commercials, would not get hurt. But then it was surrounded by scantly dressed women, Currently Mr. MacKenzie has they wanted to sound important This business as usual. promoting America's light king of tl.:-med his attention to another form of little boy told all his friends that and Why do black olives come in a meWa: cinema He has been lOOking they told their friends and parents and beers, Bud Light. can while green olives come in ajar? But the 90s have arrived and where '- 'lee many movie scripts, and has relatives and teachers and now the No one at the grocery store seemed to even been asked to read for the part of whole world believes it. Do you know is Spuds to be found? The commer­ know the answer to this one. I hate all Rhett Butler in the up and coming what it really is? Do you? That sound cials are no longer running and Mr. olives so I don't care. But, I think sequel to "Gone With the Wind". that you hear is not from the shell. MacKenzie limelight fame seems to maybe it's because black olives are Some of his favorite hobbies in­ Nooo. It's the echo of the blood puls­ have vanished. ugly. I mean the green ones have the clude snorkeling in Australia along ing in your ear. Now that's a wonder­ Many rumors have circulated pimento in the middle and could be about Spuds, ranging from him being the Great Barrier Reef, and skiing in ful thought OOOHH honey I can lk~ as garland on the Christmas tree Switzerland. hear my blood pulsing. Another dream pregnant, to dying in a nasty hot tub except no one has ever thought of it Spuds has great appreciation for in ruins. accident Also in a national tabloid before. magazine, it was reported that Spuds seafood and his favorite dish is lightly I have given up on trying to ex­ I have concluded that a lot of was in a serious skiing accident Other grilled swordfish. Grouper is also a plain all oflife 's idiosyncrasies. There screwy things go on just because rumors have spread that there are sev­ tasty treat that Spuds enjoys. He is are justtoo many of them. Black-eyed people in high places either don't eral Spuds' running around. very health conscience and he loves peas aren't peas--they're beans. The know what they're doing or they are Well, no need to werry, because potatoes of any kind, except french • .t Canary Islands weren't named after listeners what Spuds is thinking from White even getting one good laugh out of all this. Fleishman-Hillard's David White, fries; 100 much grease. canaries but dogs. The silkwonn is the facial expressions that he gives in liKes to have a good time, there is a Imagine people "have jobs like nam­ executive assistant to Spuds In his last spot that aired on tele­ not a wonn but a caterpillar. A prairie response to the questions asked in an reserved, private side to him when ing streets. Does someone really get MacKenzie, assures the populace that vision, Spuds made a cameo ~­ dog is not a dog,it is a rodent and St interview. he's not in the public eye. paid to do this? And if they do why Spuds is indeed "a dude", and is very ance in a commercial called ''Lady Patrick is not Irish. He was born in The first commercial, called would they give them names like much alive and far beyond well. Well Luck, " where he was shown briefly in White said Americans had what Britaiil. (Kinda blows St Patrick's "Stepping Out" aired nationally in he calls "MacKenzie Frenzy" from Dingledine. That could not even be off might be the right term to use. an old airplane born her, with his scarf Day right out of the water, doesn'tit) 1987, debuting Spuds during the someone's name. It must be some "There's only one Spuds and leather bomber jacket 1987 to 1988, when people young and Even though we don 't know all . Super Bowl game. Prior to the com­ old could not get enough of Spuds. cuss word in another language or MacKenzie," White said. Mr. MacKenzie isn't much of a the answers, don't stop asking mercial Mr. MacKenzie posed for a something. And why do you drive on Spuds travels back andforth from talker, bul is known for his excellent Everything from posters, calendars, "Why?". But, keep in mind that some calendar and poster, which is said to a parkway but park in a driveway? his condominiums in Switzerland, radio interviews. The Spudettes hold a beermugs, T-shirts, and even watches answers are better off left in the closet This one makes no sense at all. Don't Paris, and St Louis via his very own in their power the ability to tell the be the most successful poster with Spuds' picture plastered all over underneath the bowling ball. Anheuser-Bush has ever released. them were selling like crazy. If you even try to think about it It boggles Does gwn lose its flavor on the In 1988 Spuds lent his awesome didn't have a Spuds MacKenzie T­ the greatest of minds - even mine. bedpost over night It's a long story RussianJournalist bod to promote the Olympics in post­ shirt, then you weren't cool. One thing that puzzles me is why about the angle the gum is stuck and ers involving skiing, hockey, and pole There's no telling what the future people insist on having names tor what types of preservatives are in it Speaks About Power vaulting. holds for Spuds. But you can be sure absolutely everything. Did you know and whether or not it is sugar-free . So "He knows how to have a good he is having a blast and a doggone that the space between your nostrils is lets just leave this one as a childhood tilDe," White said "He's a very de­ great time living in the lap of luxury. called your columella? Of course nOL rhyme , shall we, before I have to In The Soviet Union manding boss." When would you ever use this word. bring in some specialist to explain the Jenny Doll satellite link to Moscow. However, Someone says how are you and you decomposition of Trident Features reporter the size of this group pales in com­ Movie Revie\V parison to the millions who know his "If you were forced to choose · face from moming Soviet television. between bread and freedom, which· His reporting on rhe Soviet television Livin' Large Sparks Thoughts FroInAudience would you choose?" program "Morning" (very similar to by Brad Touchette sees ratings points in this impromptu weathergirl Missy Carnes (Julia between becoming professional and Sergei Goryachov, a noted Rus­ our "Good Morning America") movie critic stunt. Campbell) to split the two up. becoming racial? How far should sian journalist, posed ibis question to reaches 100 million people. Dex also wins the admiration of From here the movie gets a little someone give in to the game before his American audience at a public With such vast contact with the I'm back! Ja'miss me? Well, here the sniper who killed the other re­ too crazy and tends to leave your he starts fighting for his own ways lecture at Webster University's people of the Soviet Union, we go with another semester of movie porter, and tells the police to send him temporary suspension of belief flap­ and beliefs? It's obvfous that street Loretto-Hilton Center last Monday, Goryachov is naturally an expert on reviews. Let's kick this one off with up for an exclusive interview. Dex ping in the wind. The following scenes behavior is not acceptable business September 23. The general consen­ his Soviet viewers' state of mind. He ''Livin' large," a satirical comedy goes up and talks to the killer, who are just too unbelievable and the scenes behavior, but stripping identities is sus was indecisive; about half of the describes the current, popular outlook with deeper overtones. happens to be a boy scout troop leader, where he sees himself turning into a something I. for one, have never be­ audience chose bread and half chose as optimistic. "Livin' Large" stars Terrence and talks him into surrendering. He white reporter on his TV reports are a lieved in. freedom. "Probably the most frequently ''T.C.'' Carson as a hoping-to-some­ saves the day, and the rest is history. little too sttange -even for a comedy. At face value, the movie is well Goryachov was surprised at the used word in the Soviet Union-in day-be reporter. He starts out in the From here, Kate takes charge of This movie is not made to be executed. Cartee's debut perlormance mixed response to his question. Moscow--now is a four-letter word fllm as ordinary homeboy Dexter his life. She promises him all of his taken literally, though. It i& a catalyst is excellent, as well as the rest of !he "You should always choose free­ ... HOPE ... hope for better lives and Jackson, a man with extraordinary dreams, but there's a catch. And it's a for conveying a very serious issue: cast of unknowns. As goofy as !he dom," he said. "The free perSon can a better future. " ambition. His antics of carrying his catch even slick Dexter couldn't see namel y, should one give up his identity screenplay is, it still moves well. always make his bread. If you choose The key to this golden future, camcorder and mike throughout his coming. for his dreams? Hardly a dull moment as they say. My bread, you will get neither bread nor Goryachov said, is a change in the side of town and asking anybody any­ He ends up geuing redressed by I have never considered myself a biggest concern is whether this is an­ freedom." economic system. The Soviet people thing starts to drive people in the area Kate, re-edocatedin speaking by Kate, racist, but I found myself questioning other "hate whites because they're all nuts. Goryachov knows what he is have very little concept of private and restructured in priorities - also by my own opinions as I watched Dexter against you being black" flick lX' if!he talking about Having endured the property. The state owns virtually As fate would have it, Dex sud­ Kate. As the movie progresses, Dex lose his identity. A sure sign of a good director, Michael Schultz, really tried communist regime, six years of everything. All education and health denly finds himself in the middle of a ends up betraying neighborhood movie is one that makes you think. to create a movie that leaves you perestroika, arecently attempted coup care costs are paid by the govern­ hostage crisis where the reporter on friends focsensanonalist stories (a.k.a. My flJ'St reaction was, "Hey, becom­ thinking. I say it all depends OIl the d'etat, and the chaotic aftermath of ment Housing and public transporta­ the scene gets - well, he gets wasted. "B.S.,. ing more white isn't such a sin." But viewer willingness to have an open that rebellion, the Russian has experi­ tion costs are very low. The govern­ Dex, sensing opportunity, picks up Dex's fame grows wildly in At­ the more I thought about it, the more mind. enced the absence of both. .ment has always been in control. the mike and starts reporting in his lanta (where the story is set) and Kate I wondered just how successful the All in all, this is a good comedy He is also no stranger to public "I depend on the state totally," own backstreet language. Everyone is seeing stars, except with Dex's execs at the station would have let that flows well and drives home a speaking. Many St Louisans have said Goryachov. "The state gives me at the station is appalled and wants fiance', Toynelle Davis (played by Dex become if he had kept his good point. The ending gelS a little -become familiar with his strong Rus­ things-it can take them away [just] him cut off. Everyone, that is, except Lisa Arrindell). Kate thinks Toynel1e homeboy image. too strange for me, though. sian accent from listening to his the ratings-hungry Kate Penndraggin is holding Dex back from his poten­ Which leads us to the final ques­ See SERGEI, page 6 commentary on KMOX Radio via a (played by Blanche Baker) who only tial and sends the station slut! tions: Where do you draw the line Three s.**tars out of five. page 6 CORRENT September 30, 1991 SERGEI, from page 5 And although the coup was un­ very little power lodged in the cen­ other month ,.. which is equally Tour, from page 5 . , as quickly." successful, many Soviets were never­ ter," Rochester said. MOng," Goryachov said. "Our coun­ when tourists are led into the. cus­ Economic power alSo ties into the theless in favor of the r~bellion. Goryachov, however, remains try is a country of extremes." tomer appreciation room. There, each Soviet obsession with equality. ''What "It's not right to say that all of the disheartened at the prevention of the Another question directed person, over the age of21, may sample . two of A.B's alcoholic products. the Soviet people are used to is that people wanted democracy and they treaty. Attempts to revive the treaty Goryachov's a~ntion toward the your neighbor should not be better did not agree with the coup plotters. after the coup have not been very need for American assistance. The tour is about one hour and fifteen minutes long, and is a infor­ than you are," Goryachov said. Ac­ A lot of them agreed," Goryachov . successful; now, only six republics Goryachov's response encouraged are willing to form a union, The rest mative and interesting sli~ of SL cording to the Russian jOW1lalist, this said. cooperation between the two coun- · independen~. Louis history. idea is particularly reflected in the Furthermore, he felt that the tim­ want complete tries more than aid The Soviet Union is by no means Soviet opinion of economic unifor­ ing of the rebellion was "crucial." "I do not believe in charity. Why settled and se\:ure; it continues to mity. Rather than have some wealthy The coup occurred the day before the should you give money to the Soviet citizens and some poor, Soviets pre­ new Treaty on the Union of Sover­ change daily. Goryachov wonders people? You need the money your­ what his country will be like upon his fer that everyone be poor. eign States, instigated by Mikhail selves," he said. "Let's work together The poor economic condition of Gorbachev, was scheduled to be return. ... let's trade. Both of us would win. P U Z Z L E "I have away home for the country was one main impetus for signed. Nine out ofl5 Soviet repub­ been from But don't make it charity." two weeks, and [already] the country SOLUTION the attempted coup d'etat on Aug. 19. lics had agreed to the treaty, which Rochester affmned the need for is different," he said. The Russian Mikhail Gorbachev was militarily was intended to be mutually benefi­ Western suPPort to the Soviet Union · journalist is anxious to return home. "detained" at his vacation home in the cial for all involved. in many areas-inc1uding food, tech­ Goryachov's talk concluded with Crimea while rebels tried to take Goryachov sees the prevention of nical assistance, and inclusion in in­ a welcome for audience participation. charge of the country. formalizing this agreement as a grave ternational fmancial institutions. In the ensuing question-and-answer Goryachov spoke of his own dis­ loss. As it stands right now, the Soviet AM I PREGNANT? "In a way, [ the coup] succeeded­ period, 20 people of all ages from the government is on shaky ground. covery of the politi~al upheaval. He audience took advantage of the rare FIND OUT FOR SURE. . woke up the morning of Aug. 19, the union treaty was not signed '" it "We destroyed the old system, prevented the country from '" devel­ opportunity to converse with the So­ and didn't build anything [to replace· tW1led OIl the television, and saw only viet celebrity . Many of the audience's • FREE Pregnancy Testing a blank screen. "What I [heard] was oping," he said. it]," ~dGoryachov. . questions dea,lt with American-So­ • Immediate results symphonic music playing ... and my J. Martin Rochester, associate Both he and Professor Rochester viet relations. When asked how So­ first thought was, 'God, somebody's professor in the UM-St. Louis politi­ feel another coup attempt is possible. • Completely confidential dead. ,,, (He explained that the same cal science department, disagrees with viet people view Americans, Dissention is not dead. • Call or walk in Goryachov on this point He believes Goryachov said that a lot depends type of music had played when Nevertheless, Goryachov said that upon the current propaganda. Brezhnev and Chernenko died.) that the treaty would not create a he and his fellow Soviets remain "For so many years, Soviet print, Goryachov sain an announcer successful union. hopeful fora brighter future. Hejoked, 227-5111 "The [intended] union ... is some radio, and television ... portrayed "Well, Americans can now say that suddenly appeared on the television 950 Francis PI. 3347 N. HWY 67 510 Baxter Rd. sort of confederation where each re­ America as a country with a lot of we can't build a car, we're not very screen with an official declaration. (St. Louis) public would have sovereignty homeless people, a lot of jobless (Florissant) (Ballwin) "[The announcer said that] an ex­ in good at building houses, and now, people-trash , .. people did not be­ traordinary committee has been terms of its ability to conduct foreign it's obvious we're not very good at lieve that. Now they think that all 24- Hour Phone Service formed, this committee has assumed policy-and even to declare war. And coups." my view is that that is totally unwork­ Americans own a huge house, two all power, and Gorbachev is ill­ Certainly, at least in American cars, and travel to the Bahamas every unable to rule the country ... that all able ... It seems as if there would be eyes, that is somethlllg to be proud of. power now belongs to these people." 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I am sure they did not know I ,Chicken Sandwich I how to do it" , AU-You-Can-Eat I I If you are 100king for a part-time position with a dependahle scbedule, fixed hours and The program emphasized revers­ , $ I . & Regular Fries • great pay, Boatmen's is the place for you. ing the difficult life of the average I, JUST I. 0 I, 1.99Limitone NLY $199• limit one Send your resume noting this ad or apply in person to: Soviet The coup plotters knew that The Boatmen's National Bank o(S1. Louis discontent simmered among the I 1 ,---.-~-~-~ I • Tu ...... """""""", .. .-.-,,.. No< , It: ~~Y:::""';;:':';;:;'c:!Qu£kTrip :'=~::""':,,'"=-C:~T"" ~ Human Resources D~t people. I llig - I ,,:PIP ATTN: PfIP "People were dissatisfied with 1 Boatmen's Plua : ~ EXpir"l~26I9D ~ ~ ~ Expires 10126D Mr)F I St. Louis, MO 63101 their lives," Goryachov said. ~ __ = ______:_L ______~ __ ~J ..... _-

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After the UM-St Louis Riverrnen lost last year to Lewis University, 2-1, it Coach Brady was looked back upon as the primary reason in their absence to tournament play . . In what was a carbon copy ofthat game, the Riverrnen were again beaten, . 2-1, by Lewis, Sept. 28, at Don Dallas Memorial Field. . Goes For The Riverrnen, now 6-1, probably deserved a better fate. They out-shot the Flyers by a three to one margin, 21-7 ,and were in control of the ball in the Flyers The Gold . half of the field for the majority of the game. On the road so far this year the Riverrnen have been sailing along offen­ by Keith Hamilton sively, but have only netted two goals, in three games, on their home tnrf. A associate sports ed~or developing pattern is forming. When a team visits UM-St Louis they expect to playa low-pressure man-to-man defense, waiting for the Riverrnen to make a UM-St Louis baseball coach mistake. Today they made two, and it cost them. Jim Brady has been selected to The game-winning goal for the Flyers was scored with less than eight coach the North team in the United minutes remaining in the game. Forward Jim Mitchell dribbled ·the ball to · StateS National Baseball Trials, Rivermen goaltender Mark Dulle's right and fed a perfect pass W yards in front Nov. 1-10 in Homestead, Fla. of the goal. Flyer mid-fielder LOWs Saragosa beat Dulle cleanly with arocket-shot Brady is one of only two Divi­ in the upper-right hand comer. . sion IT coaches (Chuck Anderson After taking the lead, Lewis fell into a defensive shell and never let the is the other) to be selected by the Rivermen mount a offensive threat United States Baseball Federation ''We thought coming here to UMSL, that maybe they were a level above us, this year. but we beat them last year, and we just tried to do the things that made us "Chuck Anderson contacted successful," Flyer forward Mark Swain said. me in May to ask ifI was interested Even though one of his best scorers, (Steve Valle) was benched for the in coaching the Olympic Trial," secondstraightgame,Rivennen Head Soccer Coach Tom Redmond was confident said Brady. "I told him I was." before the game that his team was mentally ready. In foct, he jumped at the chance '1 was telling Dave, (Assistant Coach, Dave Gauvain) before the game that to coach the nation's best amateur I was confident in the attitude the players had, and I was rather surprised when we athletes. came out as flat as we did," Redmond said. "The USBFnomination is very "Mter we tied the game right before half-time we came out after them for flattering," said Brady. '11 comes the first 20 minutes, but the five or ten minutes we didn't eontrol the ball cost us from the respect of your peers and their game winner," he said. their admiration of your program." The Flyers made it 1-0 when Swain weaved through UM-St Louis defend­ Coach Brady should fit in well ers, shot on goal,andafterDulle gave up the rebound, scored after a scramble from with this elite Olympic bunch. He five yards out has won 150 games in six seasons Even though the Rivennen didn't get any lucky bounces, they did catch with theRivermen and he has never somewhat ofa break on their lone goal. The Riverman goal was scoredjustas time experienced a losing season. ran out in the first half, much to the chagrin of Lewis's coaching staff. There were 72 players from Just. moments after Mike LaPosha bit the crossbar, Valle sent a pass to five regions selected to tryout for forward Craig Frederking, who headed the ball·past Flyer goalie Albert Martin. the Olympic team. The regions The goal was Frederking's seventh of the season, and 16th point, both of which consist of the North, South, East, lead the team. West, and Florida Frederking, who is just 13 points shy of breaking the men's career record of Florida has been awarded its 75, was hoping the team would have started the game better. own region for two reasons. "After winning, 1-0, in our first two home games I thought we would get off 1. They are hosting the tryouts. to a better start today," Frederlcing said. "They got back on defense well, and 2. The area is flooded with marked us up all over the field." marketable talent As all athletes do when their chasing down team records, Frederking was BOINK: An UMSL soccer player heads the ball against Lewis University, who gave the Rivermen No UM-St Louis players were low-key about his chance to leave his mark as the all-time leader in points. their first loss this season. Photo: Nicole MenkE invited to camp. About as local as "I just try and stay focused on what I'm doing out there, but my teammates Athletic Association (NCAA) Division II polls, which they a team, especially if they are the favorite. His biggest chal­ the Olympic talent gets is South­ are the biggest part of my success," he said. were ranked fourth. And with the UM-St Louis Soccer lenge now will be to hold together the unity that has made west MissOuri State University, Even though his teammates joke around with him in practice, and he would Classic staring at them, Oct 5 & 6, they would be better off them successful. where shortstop Bill r..ruler was be more happy with a national championship under his belt, Frederking is aware notto 190k past Missouri Valley, Oct~ 2. "Some use the old cliche, about how a loss is good, but selected to play for the South. ;' of his chance to make school history. "I don't think I'll have to say too much to the team, I don't buy that. In fact, I hate it. The entire North squad was "Don't get me wrong, it would be nice to hold the record, but I'd rather Mn they know what their going too have to change to get back "I just don't think: it's necessary to lose a game to see compiled from eight schools. Di­ the national championship and score just a couple of goals if that's what it took." on the right track," Redmond said. how far you've come as a team." vision I powerhouse Witchita The loss will undoubtedly hoo the Rivennen in the National Collegiate Redmond also said he has seen what a loss can do to State's contribution of three play­ I ers was the most by any team to the North region. Smoothing The Rough Edges Rivermen Prepare For Game Against M 0 Valley and The UM ... St. Louis Soccer Classic

by Russe" L. Korando game winning goals. Other contribu­ Current sports reporter tors offensively have been: Mike LaPosha, three goals; Steve Litschgi, The UM-St Louis Rivermen kick three goals; and Brian Hennessy, 2-2- back into action Oct 2, at home against 6. Missouri Valley. The Rivermen, 6-1, Defensively the Rivermen have by Jim Brady will then host the UM-S t Louis Soccer far exceeded their preseason outlook. Classic, Oct 5 & 6. The Classic holds The five goals surrendered in their seven Although Brady is thoroughly games against Tampa University, who games equates to less than one goal per e:xcited about his opportunity with are ranked 2nd in the National Colle­ game. theOlympics, heis alscfanxious to giate Athletic Association (NCAA) Pat Galkowski, Doug Wiese, and get rolling with his home team at Division II poll, and Gannon Univer­ Greg Tieber, have been the core of the UM-StLouis. sity. defense, which is aggressive and fast "We'd like to get Olllselves in a The Rivermen suffered their first All three players have scored goals, position for a bid to the regionals," set-back of 1991, Saturday, Sept 28 easing the pressure up front Brady said. against Lewis University, losing 2-1. The goal-tending has been evenly This years team will certainly Going into the game against Lewis the be capable'of doing that With out­ shared by freshman Mark Lynn, and Rivermen ;'.'ere ranked H4 in the coun­ second year Riverman Mark Dulle. standing pitching and an abundance try. Redmond doesn't want to speculate on of percentage hitters, this group is Offensively the Rivennen have on the rise. who he will pencil in as full time, but been erratic at times, esrecially athome, enjoys the dilemma of having two out­ "It's a blue coilar team," Brady were they haveooly scored three times. Photo: Nicqle Menke standing goalies. said. ALMOST: Michelle Landa shoots against University, Sept.28. sany Overall UM-St Louis has out-scored "We were going to decide on a Brady knows that he rides his their opponents, 23 -5, and have had a team pretty bard, and his coaching starter after we played C.W. Post, but Switch In Defense Works For Riverwomen balanced ~oring attack. The only neither one of them was tested to the style is well known as being tough. surprise, so far offensively, has been by Chr1slJne M. McGraw "After last weekend, It was time to ger," Hudson said, "Weknew what we point of us being able to make a clear The team takes the criticism to forward Steve Valle's mysterious ab­ sports ed~or make a change," Hudson said. had to do defensively, but we didn't do cut decision," Redmond said. heart, though, and improves daily. sence. Valle, who led the team in A change in the defense has put the Home games against Barry Uni­ it before.backfield. " 'The thing is, the rest of the team Brady loves to talk about his scoring in 1990, has only two goals and Riverwomen back on thier feet again. versity Saturday. and Mercyhurst Col­ Cheryl Spence, who was switched feels equally comfortable knowing !hey team. It doesn't take long to real­ five points so far, and did not start the After stmnbling against Quincy 2- lege Sunday. proved his position to sweeper, agreed with thenew line­ have either one behind them, so we ize thathe has a tremendous amount games against Lewis or UM-Rolla I, Sept. 21, and registering a 2-2 tie switching paid off. up. have pretty much going with that." of admiration toward his players . . "Steve's game is scoring goals, with NCI1heast Missouri State on Sept. The Riverwomen, ranked 18th in "It helped us slot.," Specne said. Redmond was good tempered fol­ "I have the greatest kids," and offensively he has been in a slump, 22, Head Soccer Coach Ken Hudson the National Collegiate Athletic AsllJ­ "Julie is better for us than in the lowing his first loss as head coach and Brady Said. ''I'm always on their butIknow,andheknows, that it won't put his slrategy to work. ciatioo Division II poll, played a~ backfield. I think rm a little quid:er seemed ken on what went wrong, and backs, but .. God, I've got the last forever," Head Coach Tom Cheryl Spence moved from wing less game against Barry and defeated than Julie. But Julie has great ball what corrections need to be made. greatest kids. They have always Redmond said. given me the best they've got I'm back to sweeper, Karen Mierlo moved Mercyhurst College putting their skills. I think the change is for the "Even though we came out flat in Forward Craig Fredfrt:ing has been proud of them. from midfield to wing back, and record at 3-2-2. better. Barry is om number one rivaL the first half, I thought we played well the stand-out performer on offense, 7- They're proud of him, too. . JuIieIntagiiata moved from sweeper to "Itgaave us m

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