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"•ee•eeeefele<' ‘• fr %.:0.*, 4 paa `umosig 'ems ammo Alempeiloo gip sang lePoien uono 0 %09 `JesseAlod %OS goes 66t$ ANO Iv AllenPIAIPul peopd sjevep pus smogIS mitsy.se. ultimo .1.3Novr CINV SNOV1S ivnsvo SiN3INOM avers 113.1111111ns xo. Azvida. Outdoor action really began at RRCC this spring when the surveyors moved off a new crop of turf and made way for these football players. Conditions for football were almost ideal, except for a stiff wind. leW Editors Robert Jankiewicz Roy Tonn Production Staff Well known Winnipeg musician Robbie Dave Nagy McDougall, a veteran of RRCC appearances, will be Don . Walters Advertising Manager in the Tower Lounge, May 22, for two noon hour Tim Paul - performances. Contributors •• • Page 5 Penny Lyons Tom Milroy May Pariseau page 5 Keith Learmonth • • • • Diane Kristjansson George Markiw Susan Philip page 6 Byron Gislason Brian McDonald Cartoonists Dan Daulby ... . page 16 Kenn White Cathy Fink and ... . Duck Donald will soon be at The Projector is published every second Wed nesday page 12 durin^ school year b RRCC. _Cathy, who plays five-string banjo, guitar . the ► RRCC 'Students' Associa- tion and by Alpha PUblishers. Printed bv Derksen — and Appalachian dulcimer, began as a solo singer- Printers. 'Circulation 4,000. Advertising and con- songwriter. She'd been writing and performing her tributor deadline for May 28 issue is May 21. Pro- jector office number is 786-6275. Letters are own and other contemporary material for several welcome but only signed correspondence will be years when she met and joined forces with Duck published. - Editorial content is entirely the respon- sibility of the editors. This issue may be read aloud Donald. Duck spent four years as lead guitarist and to children. ' high tenor with the Bobby Cussen Trio after playing harp with a Montreal rock band. Duck also plays THE PROJECTOR VOL. IV NO. XVI MAY 14, 1975 mandolin and . Jew's-harp. ■ Mailbox 3 . t 9 (A. RRÔCNot "Elementary School" i. Dear. Editors, On braless young women might offend sOme people, but that is I can only agree with Ray Newman's feelings ,about comics. their problem. They're not worth the paper that they're printed on. However, I The comics seem to be popular, so why close down the Ox do not feel that we should tell supposed adults what they should when it makes money, and people enjoy them. To me, that and • should not read. seems to be poor . business. This college is not like the elementary schools, where one I do hope we don't revert back to the 40's when Hitler started must be extra careful of what one teaches. Full grown adults at :. burning books. tend here, and I hope I am not wrong in saying that they should know what they want. As for buying them "outside", a student L. J. D. Reimer usually skips , classes to do that I realize that these comics as well as mini skirts and hot pants P. S. I didn't realize that these filthy comics were more erotic than clean Penthouse. rot""014:-Worth Labour Pains 1 The MG EA contract dispute- in the public eye right now could MGEA accepts the government's proposal, find themselves with cause -trouble for RRCC students. The MGEA, particularly the up to 43 vacation days, almost the entire summer. For those in- education cornponerit, and the •government just can't see eye to structors who have other duties, such as curriculum preparation, eye on the, two major issues, wages and vacations. the summer could be a short one. Because of demands on them The education component wants more than the nine per cent other than teaching chores, their holidays could be as short as offered by the government, and the government doesn't want to two weeks. Preparation can be as important as instruction and it shell out the 40 per cent demanded by the MGEA. There have seems the government hasn't taken this into account been two meetings, with proposals , and counter-proposals In an institution like RRCC, where situations like that can presented by both sides with no outstanding headway having happen quite often, allowing holidays for days served teaching is been made. The MGEA, exasperated and angry, demonstrated , impractical. The government and the education component under the Golden Boy. should instead be finalizing plans for holidays to be awarded on The government's proposal is somewhat low. Compared to a years-served basis, once again, a standard method in industry. industry labour disputes over wages increases of up to 70 per But the government and the MGEA again haven't managed the cent, the government's nine per cent seems like less than ..negotiations up to this point. While there have been talks on the peanuts. years-served system, the MGEA wants more weeks for less . Along with this pittance, the government is allowing a $180 years and opposes the government. , cost-of-living increase over last year. A year ago private and Things look like they're on a collision course for the middle, public industries were adding on five per cent of a worker's • salary for cost-of-living. The government's $180 constitutes less and if that happens those who will suffer most will be the heie,net than three per cent of the education component's average salary. students. It's hard to tell if the MGEA will strike illegally, A cost-of-living increase should not be a flat rate, but should something that doesn't happen too often anywhere, but if they're rather follow a percentage format that could come under ar- forced to, if the government doesn't see things their way, they 'ME WAY WE WERE bitrary review every six months or so. This would allow for a say, they will. • STARRING ROBERT REDFOR BARBARA STREISAND 3/4 readjustment when needed and would minimize the chances of This would create a critical situation, worse, in fact, than the one at the University of Manitoba. At RRCC, it would be the in- an unfair cost-of-living settlement that could come about with' • projected increase that fell short of actual rises. structors; the exam-markers and last minute reviewers, who MAY 22ND 7:30 SOUTH GYM As far as vacations are concerned, the government is being would be on strike, rather than support personnel. Students had lenient on one hand and restrictive on the other. Those instruc enough trouble at the U of M and RRCC students could have if, tors who have regular assignments all year long will, if the more if the government and the MGEA don't get together. irt N ADMISSION FREE • PAGE 5.‘ PAGE 4 ithes A .Rei-TestWo tilt 1 College at Large by PENNY LYONS i If you've been reading the newspapers The results of the April 7th test showed retested. or watching TV in the past few weeks, no a definite variation between .the students This decision met with apposition from MGEA Unhappy With Gov't Proposal doubt you've heard something about the who had seen the test and those who had some BA students. The group called a problem that some 228 Business Ad- - not. Mr Brown said that the instructors meeting for, all students who wrote the ministration students have been having by ROBERT JANKIEWICZ became aware of the difference when they test to discuss alternatives. The 100 who get -down to some good serious new program, of say 15 weeks, and he with a test they wrote on April 7. were marking. attended decided to approach the bargaining." spent the rest of the year in curriculum The test Was on Introduction to Data "We noticed what had to be con- Academic Appeal Board of the college to The educational component at RRCC Two issues under discussion are wage • preparation, he would not get vacation Processing and was to be evaluated as a siderable advance knowledge in some review the situation. of the Manitoba. Government Employees increases and vacations, said Mr Martin. major term test, 'Worth 30 percent of the Association (MGEA) is not satisfied with days for the time spent with that papers. Only one question was different John Coy. SA president and, the stu- "People are very interested in their money students' final mark. But it -turned out from last year's test, and we got last dent representative on the board, said a government counter-proposals regarding and also in vacations," he said. "They preparation." Mr Martin feels that new programs will that it was identical, except for one ques- year's answer for the new question. Many unanimous vote decided that the subject the contract now under negotiation. can use these to go back to university or suffer if the government's proposal is tion. to a test administered by BA instruc- of the students admitted to having copies matter should be retested. "But, instead Francis Martin, a member of the com- something for professional development. accepted. "No one will want to get in- tors last year. of the previous test." of being worth 30 marks, the test will ponent and an instructor at RRCC, said These are the key issues." volved with them," he said. "It could have A number of the students got copies of Students who didn't have access to the only be ,worth 10," he said. the general feeling among the almost 400 The MGEA asked for 40 per cent an adverse affect on the entire college as the last year's test, and intended to use 1974 copies raised some complaints, say- The BA students wrote the new test on MGEA members at the college is that across the board in an original proposal them as a study guide. Ken Brown, a BA - May 12. from 2 to 3 p.m. Mr Brown said government proposals are "not at all ones an educational institution." ing the test results should be invalid and the government retaliated with a instructor, said that studying from because not everyone had the same op- it's obvious that you can't please 100 per- that they can accept." proposed nine per cent plus an additional Mr Turnbull said it was not impossible that the government will change its posi- previous years' tests is common and portunitY to get high marks. cent of the students, but this was the An MGEA, newsletter reported that $480 yearly. tion on vacations. "Nothing, when you're totally acceptable. Most of the instructors agreed. Mr fairest alternative. during a meeting with the government, But this figure is somewhat misleading. "The students were not cheating at all. after a demonstration at the 'legislative negotiating, is an iron, rock bottom Brown said that basic data processing He added, "In fact, I'm glad to see the The previoUs MGEA contract, which ex- They had no idea a similar test would be buildings May 2, at which 3,000 members stand," he said. "Our proposal was an in- fundamentals had to be tested, so if the students protest. After the SA elections, pired March 31 of this year, was settled given. In fact, when I picked out that par- were present, government was advised itial one, and has since been distorted." students were retested, the subject matter where every position was filled by under arbitration. -Mr Martin said that tiaular test to be administered I knew it that MG EA members were fast becoming Mr Martin said, "We are trying to con- would differ very little. The BA Instruc- acclamation, I thought the students here with that contract the MGEA did not get had beeri used before, but I didn't know it hostile since government proposals had, vince the government that we are very tors then decided the test results would be were dead. It's good to see they're still a good deal, and.last summer the govern- had been used last year," he said. considered invalid and the students be alive and kicking." been revealed. ment awarded each union member a $300 concerned about the things we want. We Ian Turnbull. Minister of Consumer, cost-of-living increase. are trying rational discussions now, and if Corporate and Internal Affairs, said, That $300 will be subtracted from the these don't work we will have to resort to "The MGEA needed a demonstration, government's proposed $480 to leave a other measures. What these other New. Store Mr Palmer's original idea 'came about 40 or 45 cents. This bulk buying would and they've had one. Now I hope we can net annual increase for education compo- measures are I don't know." last December and just this past March help to increase the income that they nent members of $180 (plus the nine per The MGEA does not have the legal received the go ahead from the Students' receive from the goods. cent). right to strike,. but Mr Martin said if the for Students Association. Temp 75 is located in B The canned soft drinks will be raised MGEA is forced to strike it will have no building, near barbering and hairdressing. from 25 cents to 30 cents but the SA "We hope they will raise that to an by TOM MILROY acceptable level," said Mr Martin. choice. realizes that not much money is made The government - wishes to see a just "We are hoping we don't have to from the sale of canned drinks so they strike. Instructors, students and the entire can dO little about the increase. settlement, said Mr Turnbull. "Surely the , In case you've been wondering, Temp government has every intention of fair organization would suffer. We hope we 75 has nothing to do with Farenheit or' The canned fruit juices were recently THE CHAPLAN bargaining," he said, "and we want an don't have to use such a strong measure Celcius. Temp 75 is a new store at Red SA Evades _ raised to 30 cents from 25 cents but the IS BACK agreement that will give a proportionately to prove our point." River Community College, opening May SA protested and the price was then higher wage increase to those in lower The education component and the 15. reduced. brackets." government have had two negotiating The store is the brainchild of Mr Bill Increase The government has suggested that meetings since the contract expired. Mr Palmer, an instructor at the college. It will vacations be granted on a basis of one Martin said he hopes the dispute is settled be run by the teacher education students The Students' Association has reduced before exams start, but said, "It's difficult No Appointment for day for every five days of instruction, giv- and the store will sell the usual con- the amount of commission the_ y receive Rev. F. X. Muttoo ing a maximum total of 43 vacation days to assess the position. We give them a venience items as well as student art, han- from the vending machines to help com- proposal and they give us a counter- Business Manager His office: C - 210 available to instructors, said Mr Martin. dicrafts and used books. Temp 75 will be bat the, rising prices that Canteen Vendo- "Most stewards have indicated that proposal: We have made some significant open only when the students are Matic is imposing on RRCC students, most members are not satisfied with this," changes and we're waiting fdr the next available. That is only when they are not said Bob Loiselle, SA secretary-treasurer. The SA has interviewed six out of the he said. meeting to see what significant changes scheduled for classes. "We acknowledge the price of goods 12 applicants for the job of business "If an instructor was involved with a they've made." The Crazy Ox need not worry because going up, but we are trying to work for manager, but secretary treasurer Bob Tuesday: 12 - 2 p.m. there is no' competition involved here. the students," said Mr Loiselle. Loiselle says there has been no decision weekly Temp 75 is being set up to serve the area The reduction from 12 percent to 8 on an appointment yet. of the school which is a fair distance from percent will attempt to delay any further . Mr , Loiselle said that only six the "Ox". There will still be things that increases in the cost of vending machine applicants were interviewed because half won't be available at Temp 75 that can be goods. of the applications were deemed not BIBLE STUDY bought : at the Crazy Ox. But the prices Early in the year the price of milk was acceptable. The six applicants that were EVERY TUESDAY will be the same. raised from 15 cents to 20 cents but little not accepted will not be interviewed at all, Miss Wendy Williams, a teacher could be done about it, even when some he said. 12 1 1 p.m. education student, said, "In school we students and the SA protested the in- The final outcome on the decision will learn the basics of how 'to run a store but crease. Now Canteen Vendo-Matic wants be responses from letters sent to this will be practical experience." The to raise the price again, to 25 cents. This applicants' references. "It all depends on de store is financed by the Students' time Mr. Loiselle said "no". those references." said Mr Loiselle. Room D - 109 Association, so the profits from Temp 75 Canteen Vendo-Matic is now con- "But you never know, we might not YOU are invited will be returned to the- students. sidering selling pints in the machines for choose any one of the applicants." s, PAGE 7 PAGE 6 . „ . : .. 1 V • . A 1. ., . -• • • N • - . . . ,' i . . • • , • . , . • . . , . . , .. 4 , ,. • . . . .1 ' • ' • • • . .. i . ,' . ,.. . , . • . -.... . • . . . '' , . - , • _ . , • . • • .. , y a es ver .. . 1 • . milro .T k o I . °Jim . . . .. . • . . .. a , • • • • . ,.., . One of his bigger projects for the station will be the construc- , ...•.„. • Prolific .. . . . DapartmT 101. 11). II, dant , AUdiO a . R , • . . ‘ V:161.11all .... Aloft of a production studio. Past station managers have tried un- - „„ •. successfully at this but Mr. Milroy feels . that the Students' . , . . • . C M. 0 . , , . .. , ______, ..... -I 4,-. a _:. All enitesthina tha. t will do the job by KEITH LEARMONTH • tnat request iillU to pitrymod: A a - - - - „- 'Association will be a little more aware of the need for the studio , . • satisfactorily. :.017:0:470 .,.r .It''',:,,:••::. ,LA4, ii:s.,70211.itt. ttno 4. . :i:; ,. and CMOR has 'a much greater chance than it has had in past 1111°Hadnill . . , artists, one n , )al tuircion - .....;:it: .q ,::::%.:, :4:4 N:1:.1... llift''''':': ''''' ' 4 .. i.slist V:00".60:in 'I''' . 1.:;:kAl. WN4A: :Vt '.,•+,..;;NN, ,:a The department staff consists of three graphic years. 0 \ .?* aktVtt..,ka r:: ::,*.. . -:,...... ,. : . : ..::::1000::::::: , • , • ..:::...:14::,„..,„:.:.: :'' ''.'• .:.9.0.1 tiyi'lf ..wK..:::::::•::::.‘::•.- ... ... • draftsman, one photographer, and one film editor-audio man. e N.Ritolviivyv ,-, .*:. ,...sv: . • -Former, station manager Ed Aho said that CMOR has many -.. ::ti.i... \\‘-*AL\‘‘ 'N ,L ti$: „..k.:‘,....,-, - A.,--A...;••• \-: ., .,.....:.;: ... 3: 0 4.., -.Ns, .est•fik . ..„.; -:, Tot : :,•:.: y . .... i :•': . .:i.:!•••.:•ce ...qn- .,eivo...v, ..07.:29!.i.i.f,,,, :*;&.M.s4.1c,;40i%- 44\ .,..Nvt.;:::::... cs s 3.:.::::::.=:i'r.c.. .. -Ne . :•:*4.. •%,..:1:-,A.::::.::.::.„ to follow and necessary to this action is a production . „Y...-Y*ONNINVA.0,:le,':-\ ' ' ... . •K,::,::.:::4.? „ Mr Lowe, who heads the department, is a media consultant. 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Among the Things it has produced are the lir '''s. afPriibestorritt "•::44VI ; 12-: :i. pligtalre;:' ilk:: 44 ,s..<;Ailir,, .A, ii.144•': '•1'.'''''''' . -' " alkteSPs':):::' :"'"''ftlU0. t.il k.'‘ .''.414: ,;k:40;.. • • : 'It,: - et, fit\ . . t t.':•.' 1•"''''INa•*5.41•11e "f':i: r er ;flteiR:11:lekt's: ' '4.1.101"an:,.4'; cliNt 40.0k: .•'"Vi .4v7.4*/, , _ , bumper-stickers promoting RRCC's open house, the open house • '...:.c.....wt?'.;:t..#:::::::mo:!...?•Aq.; Kir. ,{;.... .4.0..b.p..- l'''lt40 $.,&..t.-:?...A:$04t.witWA;:k .4C1.:7-Av ' - .5:,.•304:ra.,..114w/1"itr ti '01.;. CMOR has proved' itself a viable operation that can make w \:sn:4:tkfr'.‘15%,‘ sak •r.:•- ••• .laRt ...-tt : ‘4V‘...:.:Ik ...... • . sk;,* ,,,,..: 3.:• l' .:: ' ,:f.•:7••• •41::::i..?.,':-. > tie .i,,,,, " 'V .' '.? ktiktita..::": t 'tl.iklitiSeit #: .2? : ..: .. 4.1a.NA,,c .S.:‘•‘:,,,,a..N..,-'-'.- '''..AiiiPM.bW*Aik:::.r...ft, .,), - ••::!:::4'4 (0.‘ \•C VIPS. •'.•:;• • . pamphlets, and two menu covers for Food Services. Tape ..:.441:::,:i..:,, . „:„.::::::,::::::.::::...:::.::A:•,..:::c7;i:::i.... 4....k....k -... $.r:-....:....‘.6g. 9..e'''..!.*" Frames for your every mood e from 361 HARGRAVE ST. Stewart..k . iting •L ig PHONE 943-4506 225 Vaughan Street 270 Edmonton Street 942•5332 _ and 9424195 • 10% off prescription glasses for ail Red River College students with*student cards. nu Gov't Funds for Day Care? Gourmet `The final sletails still have to be confirmed, but it looks like by DIANE KRISTJANSSON 4- ...... all dinners will` be in the $3.00 range," David Williamson, Chair- man of Applied Arts, said in an interview. Reservations are required and, because of the anticipated In addition to grants, government centre, but will supply the support needed The possibilities of a provincial day response to evening dining at the college and the Inn's limited assistance is available to parents to pay to begin the pm:gram. care program being operated in the seating capacity, reservations will be restricted to one evening College were discussed at a meeting held for day care services on an income related basis, she .said. Single parents who per person with his or her guest. Wednesday April 23 said Marilyn Amusement Machine "This procedure was the Hotel Restaurant students' Muirhead, child care instructor. are working, attending school, undergoing. medical treatment or rehabilitation are • suggestion," Mr "Williamson said. "It's the fair way, so as many "The Provincial Day. Care Program is Rifled • eligible for financial assistance. Also eligi- students and staff as possible can participate." a cost shared agreement with the Govern.: Reservations will be taken at the‘ Assiniboia Inn up to five ment of Canada. It was•begun to meet the ble, said Miss Muirhead, are two parent by GEORGE MARK/W days in advance of the preferred date. growing demand for good quality day families in which both parents' are work- Last Tuesday an amusement machine care in communities throughout the ing, or families in which the spouse of an province," explained Miss Muirhead. employed person is unable to care for in the Green and Gold lunchroom was • rifled and lightened of Monday's and The program is designed AO give finan- preschool children because of schooling, cial assistance to providers of child care medical treatment or rehabilitation. Tuesday's take. , first such incident since facilities operating on a nonprofit basis. The 'amount of assistance received will This was the the fall of 1973, said Morris Frances of Financial assistance is available through be determined by net family income, size start-up and on-going maintenance of family, number of pre-school children Inter-City Leisure. grants, she said. A start-up grant of $100 and number' of full or part-time days of He said it must, have happened in the per child space is given when the program care required. Each family's situation is evening as all machines have built in alarms and it wasn't noticed until Gourmet cuisine in a fully-licensed dining room at Red River . begins. considered when 'applying for benefits, Wednesday morning. Community College? That's the word. • In the case of RRCC there are 40 said Miss Muirhead: , underway May 21; available child spaces, said Miss Group day care facilities must be These alarms were installed after The innovative evening program gets Muirhead, "and therefore we would be licensed and incorporated •as non-profit several attempts on other amusement courtesy of the Hotel Restaurant Administration second-year - the gouimet fare. eligible for $4,000 as a start-up grant. agencies to qualify for the grants and to machines last school year, particularly in students, who will prepare and serve From five to eight every weekday evening through June 13, the ' The maintenance grant will be up to $ .100 receive children whose day care costs are Building J, he said. The break in was reported to William newly licensed Assiniboia Inn will open its doors to students, per child space." subsidized by the government. If the enrollment equalled the available "Until the space in A102 is renovated Johnson, head of security for RRCC, staff and their guests. number of child spaces, the college would we can't apply for a license for the center. who will be,taking extra watch for further Tournedos Rossini, Broiled Lobster. Tail, Rock Cornish be eligible for an additional $4,000, said Currently we are working on becoming attempts. Game Hen, Brook Trout Doria, , Crepe Suzette, Banana Miss Muirhead. Two thousand dollars incorporated as a non-profit agency," Mr Frances said that any student Flambe just a few of the items feitured on ten selected menus would be available when the program said Miss Muirhead. caught in such 'action will be automatical- which will be rotated daily over the four-week Period. began, with the remaining half given six The government will not be directly in- ly expelled and handed over to the law for months later. volved in the operation of the day care charges. SUPPORT YOUR MEAT CUTTING STUDENTS All this can be yours ready cut, 1 frozen and wrapped: Carcasses of succulent lamb - $1.09 LB. DAVIDSON'S • Sides of mouth watering veal - .75 LB. ' Sides of tender, juicy pork - .63 *Public Relations Photographs LB. * Business Portraits Your orders of pork will be cut within 10 days of the date the * Commercial order is received, providing we receive it in the next week. * Weddings Please Do. Not Phone • Instead get Your carcasses down to Room BB-17 and place' your order with Ray Marsh or Lou 106 Osborne St. Ph. 453-8541 or 453-8551 Spencer. Kim Franklin, a second-year student inn -the Hotel RestaUrant Administratioh For the next three weeks only course, receives the Canadian Restaurant Association Bursary Award from we will accept 36 freezer orders of association president Brian Cooper. Standards for selection are leadership each type.- They will be cut, qualities, character) professional promise and ability to get along with people. wrapped and frozen. PAGE 11 tic • O OH WELL% I MIGHT AS WELL GET OUT OF THE TUB RN° GET DRIED, I'M NEVER GONNA CATCH ONTO ONE OF THOSE 60613165. a. PAGE 12 PAGE 13 • d ! I A : "GET IT Sports 1/2 FOR GRADUATION' Sports Director-Elect Plans Changes 4, SATURDAY, MAY 24 14P dized and administered properly. would like to see 10 home games played WINNIPEG BALLROOM "They're not going to be handed out to instead of fciur by the hockey Rebels, but whoever walks in. 'and says he's on a he says finding adequate ice time may be WINNIPEG INN team," said Mr Wood. The sports depart- trouble. "We may have to go right out of ment has been having trouble with miss- the. city." Dress: Semi-Formal ing uniforms. The SA executive would like to take "The sets of uniforms are all screwed more than $11,000 out of his budgd, said Cocktails 7:00 lip," he said. "Some of the people that Mr Wood. "They all want a piece of it. Dinner 7:30 went to 4-West this year were delighted The radio station would like some for a that they almost looked the same." production studio, for example. I would RRCC teams do poorly in 4-West like a little of it myself, for a special Featuring "Koal" 9:00 - 1:00 games because the leagues they presently sports newsletter in the fall." Tickets $6.00 person play in, commercial and city leagues ; Not all of Mr Wood's proposals will offer them no serious competition. "The cost money. He wants to gain Refreshment tickets 4 for $2.00 hockey team, for example," said Mr membership into the Manitoba Secon- Wood, "doesn't get any practice at all. dary Schools Athletic Association, a Bruce Wood They play a much lower calibre of team board that decides policies for all sports ADVANCE TICKETS ONLY Despite an $11,000 cut in his budget, during, the season then they do in 4- in high schools in Manitoba. SA sports director-elect Bruce Wood has West." I Sitting on the board now are represen- No Tickets Available after May 22nd a number of projects lined up that he To improve the quality of RRCC play, tatives from the U of W, the U of M, and would like to see adopted. Mr Wood says he will attempt to set up the University of Brandon. "If I can't get THE BIGGEST AND BEST GRAD R.R.C.C. Mr Wood said he would like to .buy exhibition, trips against equal competitors On the board, I would at least like to HAS EVER HAD new uniforms for every sports team at for every varsity team. Along with this make it known that there are sports at DON'T MISS IT RRCC.‘Fle wants them to be standar- exhibition schedule, Mr. Wood said he RRCC," said Mr Wood. Note: Blocks of tickets may be reserved for groups. 1/2 Sports Shorts by SUSAN PHILIP Refunds for intramural deposits and basketball and hockey referee-scorekeeper fees are now available in the phys-ed. MOON GAZING department. Varsity sports will formally wrap up for the year at the The best Lunar eclipse of the 1970's awards banquet on May 22. Student sports director Jim will be visable over all of North America Pachkowski is in charge of the event which will probably be held banquox ' on the night of Saturday May 24. The somewhere in the school. Guest speakers have not been con- eclipse will be total — the first visible from firmed. Canada in three years. An eclipse of the Well done! Eager participants in the hocky playoffs took sound moon occurs only at full moon, and only some nearly $300 worth of souvenirs — 29 out of 48 shirts are missing and believed stolen...we'll remember you fondly when when earth, the sun, and the moon are ex- MEN'S HOCKEY CHAMPS actly aligned. football, hockey, soccer and broomball are concelled next year . BEAVERS Frank Shinn, Planetarium Director, because the teams don't have a thing to wear. and Roger Woloshyn, Planetarium Lec- it The hole in the wall of the women's locker room is beginning Front row: 1 to r Brian Reid, Tim Paulo Boyd Beaton, George For the closest approach to take shape as a training closet. It will open in September to Stevens. Back row: Warren Remple, Bill Robertson, Henry turer, will be manning two telescopes Garvey, Gerry Caputo (a friend of the Beaver family), Walter to realistic sound: covering the eclipse at Bonnycastle Park. offer services for injuries and therapy advice. Personnel will Kozlowski. Missing: Garry Segal, Kevin Schofield. Design Acoustics The public is welcome to observe this probably be hired primarily for special events such as tour- spectacle with the Planetarium personnel. naments. , Micro Acoustics Times are: H. The fate of intramural tennis should be known this week. It Rectilinear Moon begins to enter the penumbra depends on the availability of courts. (If you haven't heard — (faint outer half shadow of earth) on May construction on Red River's is slightly behind schedule.) • Goodman's 24 at 9:59 p.m. (CDT). One Wall paddle ball will be run. Entry forms are available (Directly Across From Moon begins to enter the umbra from June Graham. The Planetarium) (darker central "core" of the earth's Faye Finsh is co-ordinating co-ed softball. The tournament shadow) at 11:00 (CDT). will be run' May 30 on Tec Voc and Sargent Park diamonds. Total Eclipse begins at 12:03 a.m. May Each team must have three female players and all female batters '25th (CDT). must receive slow pitches. In past years the tournament has at- 546 MAIN STREET , Middle of Eclipse at 12:48 a.m. May tracted upwards of twenty-five entries: 25th i(CDT). Anyone interested in a student golf tournament should con- WOMEN'S HOCKEY CHAMPS WINNIPEG, MANITOBA R3B C4 Total Eclipse ends at 1:33 a.m May tact the phys-ed department. BIO TECHS 25th' (CDT). Intramural winners this *year will be receiving specially design- I. Phone (204)943-3762 Moon leaves umbra at 2;36 a.m. ed, Red River mugs. They're an attractive dark green and gold Front row: I to r—Veronica Desaulniers, Lise Bilodeau, Bonnie (CDT). and a far more original and appreciable award than a.certificate Wood eNancy Edwards. Back row: Rosita Thiele, Darlene Chubaty, Nancy Dracass. Missing: Susan Therrien. Moon leaves penumbra at 3:38 (CDT). or medal. PAGE 14 PAGE 15 Intramural Hockey Report ■ Although the ice hockey season was and the championship. the Huckers as they romped to a 7-4 vic- plagued with drop-outs, warm weather, Fubars and Civil Tech. were forced to tory over the Beavers. Barry Witozongel problems with indoor ice rentals and drop out of the men's playoffs because of and Pete Kozak scored two each for the protests concerning -ineligible players, it academic responsibilities, so I.A. Puckers Huckers while Dave Holberg, Doug was finally completed recently at Sargent and the Beavers hooked up on one side of Dusik and Dale Wilson contributed one . Park Arena. the draw while the Fockey Huckers and each. Henry Garvey had a hat trick for In the women's division . Bio. Techs met the Eliminators battled it out on the other. the Beavers. and Kevin Scholfield added the S.S. Spoofers in one semi-final while In the semi-final the Beavers devasted the one. However, the Hucker's reign as the Hockey Hookers tangled with - the I.A. Puckers by a score of 7-0. Henry • champions was short lived when both the Med. Lab. Streakers in the other. Darlene Garvey, Carry Segal and Bill Robertson Eliminators and the Beavers filed protests Chutaby and Lise Bilodeau led Bio Techs each had a -pair for the Beavers while over the eligibility of some of the players with one goal apiece into the final 2-0 vic- Warren Rempel added a single. On the on the plumbing team. The protests were tory over S.S. Spoofers, while Adeline other side of to draw the Fockey Huckers upheld by June Graham and the Huckers Nychuk accounted for both tallies for the defeated the Eliminators 7-4. Gary Paley lost their championship. In the final the Streakers as they defeated the Hookers 2- Beavers had no problem with the 1. Alison Douglas scored the lone goal rapped in four for the Huckers while Eliminators as they . bombed them by a Canada's Largest Service for the Hookers. In the final Lise Barry Witozongel, Pete Kozak and Larry score of 9-2. ' There was no stopping Bilodeau hammered home two in the first Reid added. one each. Scoring for the Henry Garvey who rifled home six goals $2.75 per page period to give Bio. Techs all the lead they eliminators were Ron Miller, Gord while George ' Stevens settled for a hat needed. However, Rosita Thiele added Okamura, Joey Harris and Bill Preisen- trick. Doug Arnott and Bill Preisentanz Send Now for Latest Catalogue tanz. In the final, there was no stopping scored one each for the losing cause. one more insurance goal for a 3-0 victory Enclose $2.00 to cover return postage. ESSAY SERVICES 57 Spadini, Ave., Suitor #209 Sound Off Toronto, Ontario, Canada ESSAY SERVICES AREA CODE (416) 366-6549 Sensitive Drama Sparks Compassion Our Research Service is Sold for Research Assistance Only. by MAY PARISEA U • When you look around today your conscience must surely Sound Off provides an opportunity for ask the same questions as mine. Our native people are told it is the readers of • the Protector to air their their fault that they are on Welfare, alcoholics, bums and dis- views on matters of topical concern. This criminated against more than any other minority group. But just issue, May Pariseau "sounds off" on dis- ask yourself what would have happened if our good brother the crimination against Indians. Indian would not have been satisfied with our final peace treaties and land rights; you and I both know they would either be dead Representatives I had the good fortune to catch an ABC Theatre special the or penned like wild animals. Please Call. other night titled "I Want To Fight No More; Forever," 'A true It makes little difference what would have happened because story about Chief Joseph and one of the last great battles of the it has happened but in a more civilized manner. When your Indian and Cavalry crusades in America. A touching sensitive spirit is broken you know how the world feels when it is crumbl- drama appealing mostly to one's conscience (at least for those ing around your shoulders, well our Indian brothers were built in who have one). the same mold as us. Yes, we have payed for the land we live on. It gave me a greater insight to Indian history and Indian peo- But would you sell your land for the goodly price of some ple for which exposure is next to nothing in our modern up-to- horses, blankets, rifles, whiskey and a little piece of land fenced date high school system. Well, I mean why should a white man off so you can't interfere with the normal people (us whites, of Call us collect and we will make arrangements be interested? Why --do I distinguish colour you ask? Because I course; ha). was brought up with the strict finger of society pointing out-the What am I trying to prove you ask? Well, I can't turn back to send the catalogue to you by bus. disadvantage of certain skin tones. the hands of time but I can try and make you more aware of our Canada has supplied some good background info on our native people and show you they are just like us (maybe a little • native people but truly none have ever seemed to emit the true more trodden on, nevertheless like us). They have the same feelings of the Canadian Indian; I mean everybody knows of the feelings, the same needs and they need the same kind of un- major Indian defeats; but what .of .their victories? derstanding as we would give our white brothers. I really wish I I do not mean victories of hand-to-hand combat nor bow and would not distinguish colour but like most of you we .have given arrow against rifle, but peace pipe against handshake. I question a certain mold an I.D. tag, and I know and you know it's wrong our justice in past peace treaties and land rights presented to our but we make little effort to reconcile our grave mistakes, with native people and who get the fair shake? these proud and gentle people of Canada. PAH 17 PAGE 16 Entertainment RECORDS Young Americans FILM S TheGreat V. Pepper: 0int.gotertainment Bowie Sums Up All this time he fantisizes about beating the great German air ace. Ernst •Kessler, who Waldo came close to doing battle with All Others The calibre of the musicians and back- Win, Right, and Can You Hear Me are in Europe and has regretted the miss ever since. Kessler is up vocaliSts which includes Ava Cherry more subdued numbers with the latter be- presently the greatest stunt flyer now working in the States, and Warren Peace shows on the album. ing Bowie's first recorded love ballad. making Waldo very conscious of being second rate. The stellar saxaphone work by David Right is the closest to a Motown sound In trying to outdo Kessler, Waldo is indirectly responsible for 'Sanborn and bass artistry of Willie with a repititious but tasteful chorus line. the deaths of two people and is permanently • grounded by the Weeks are real highlights of the album as Win is a song to listen to while having, new Civil Aeronautics Association, which was likely formed to well as Bowie's vocal dramatics. Weeks is breakfast on the patio-of your country es- keep assholes like Waldo from menacing the skies. The very much on demand by such artists as tate although the lyrics are as profound promoter goes broke (you're bad for business, Waldo, he Ron Wood, and George Harrison who ,as ever "You've never seen me naked and laments). said in a recent interview that if the wired;somebody lied but I say its hip". Waldo packs and goes to Hollywood where there's a big de- h; BYRON GISLASON Beatles regrouped he wanted Willie Maybe hoping to cash in on North- mand for stuntmen who don't mind having things falling on their Weeks on bass in place of Paul America's groWing Beatlemania (they can heads. Waldo gets restless, though, and when a call goes out for McCartney. . stuff it) Bowie has included Across the pilots to fly in a World War I movie, he jumps to it. This is the first album Bowie has Universe written by Lennon and Who should be his adversary Ernst Kessler, working recorded since the Spiders disbanded. McCartney which is undoubtedly the low Hollywood to pay off his debts. Waldo and Kessler exchange Mick Ronson's guitar has not been miss- point of the album despite the intriguing the right vibes and before you can say "look what they're doing" ed and this is due to the fact that the lyrics. I don't care what you think, but I don't like Robert Redford. they're battling it out in the sky. Only the ending is. wrong- guitar work on the album is limited to Fame is a team effort by Lennon, He's handsome (cute is more like it), has nice hair and teeth, but Waldo lives to see another sunrise. obscure rhythm parts and there are no Bowie, and Carlos Alomar. The ser.g so do the men in Eaton's ads. Apparently he gets a million bucks The Great Waldo Pepper was directed by George Roy Hill guitar solos on , the. album. This is a bless-• contains some nifty guitar licks a la Len- plus a percentage on every movie he makes. In that position who made `1_The Sting" and "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance ing when you consider that Bowie, the non and some great singing,by David and would you care what people think? Kid".' Like those, it's certainly well made and the flying se- abortive Earl Slick and Mr Nausea company. The beginning of the song- is As the Great Waldo Pepper he plays a World War I pilot quences, especially the "inside loop" and the battle are thrilling. himself, John Lennon, handle the fret reminiscent of the Discoteques who cum barnstormer going from farmer's field in Nebraska doing But it labks a certain spirit and atmosphere-it's so obvious work along with Carlos Alomar. recently had a song on the charts. tricks and taking people for 'rides. But it's 1926 and the crowds that everyone is acting. It's not dramatic enough to make you David Bowie not only proves that he aren't gathering like they used to (people are getting used to feel a part of what is happening. The song of the hour and in my opi- does not need cardboard and sequins to planes, Waldo comments wryly) so he talks an air proMoter into As the flyer who has to have the open sky around him Red- nion, the year, is the title cut Young put his music across but 'also gives hiring him if he can work up a new act. ford is a failure because he just doesn't come across as a man Americans. This song is the bond energetic indication that he will give the After nearly crippling himself crashing into a barn while cliny who would rather die than be caged or "grounded". between Aladdin Sane in which Bowie ex- R&B sound the shot in the arm it needs bing an aerial ladder he decides to try something less risky-wing Perhaps you don't agree. The movie has action, humor, the pressed his paranoia of the U.S. and this much like he did to the rock 're roll scene. walking.* (is he stupid or daring to try anything?) types of films we need more of, but not with Redford. song which displays Bowie's adaptation The music is superb without being to America's urban madness. Che mechanical and the lyrics rival anything Guevara has traded in his diesel van for a he did in the Ziggy-Aladdin Sane days. Ford Mustang and the Barbie doll of the Motown should do themselves a favor Drive-In Saturday's generation has been and give this album a listen. Their music broken. He also includes all the major is as slydgy as their lyrics are mundane. Isn't it amazing U.S. events of '74 from Women's Lib Give alisten to Smokey Robinson etc. "ain't there a woman I can sock in the and you'll see what I mean. It sounds like how soon later "Black got respect - White got his soul jaw" the growing dominance of un- the music was regurgitated through a train" derground street life "pimp's got a Cad- computer. But Bowie gives the music a That line taken from the title cut of dy, Lady got a Chrysler", Watergate and slight rough edge so you can almost see comes after David Bowie's new album "Young it's aftermath "Do you remember Presi- everyone playing and singing. Americans" accurately sums -up the dent Nixon, Do you remember the bills Bowie is the nazi, a charismatic per- you buy now? growing trend towards the black R&B you have *to pay" and America's dis- former who not only is an accomplished sound by rock's musical elite. Elton John illusionment towards men in political of- musician but a spokesman for the spirit of has attained his Philidelphia Freedom, fice "She cries" Where have all Papa's the future and deserves super-star status. Marc Bolan is basking in the Light of heroes gone?" This song shows San- Elton John is merely a carnival sundae Maybe you should Love and Bowie has his Young born's saxaphone at his best with Bowie with a bald spot for a topping and Alice Co-operators , Americans. - displaying his vocal maneuverability. Cooper is an ugly face in the window that sow and But Bowie did it first, as usual. With Somebody Up. There Likes Me and plays .. a bad harmonica while Bowie is a Credit Union his unique musical foresight and thirst for Fascination are up tempo . R&B songs natural chamelon who is beautifully new challenges Bowie cast aside his uni- which include catchy chorus vocals with strange and creative. This album will reS WHERE se x costumes and donned R&B Stevie Wonderish keyboard work com- make Bowie critics laugh on the other You !BELOW. suspenders and khakis and , surrounded pliments of Bbwie and. Mike Garson. The side of their rubber,plant and make a lot hiniself with "the best rhythm and blues rhythm section outdo themselves on these of fans relieved and happy that their das cuts. mainman is still around. PAGE 18 musicians money could buy." PAGE 19 Evening of Fine Music the next symphony season met with huge success. Over 3,000 people were in attendance in their finest dress and Average White Band: Good, Steady Listening spanning all age groups. Large round tables were set on either and Gaiety side of the hall leaving ample dance floor for those Who found it impossible to sit still. Refreshments included beer, domestic and by BRIAN McDONALD imported wines . and Henkel Champagne which all helped to • GEORGE MARKIW wash down the Viennese food available at the buffet. The reasonably priced selection included Knackwurst;. Wiener 'Schnitzel. smoked pork loins. sauerkraut and hot apple streudel. Gorrie is able to add to the overall effect with his lead guitar Once upon a time. five young Scottish lads decided to Dancing began at 8:30 sharp with Mr and Mrs Scier of the renounce the ways of their ancestors and learn how to play rock solos and his smooth vocal style. He is able to strut and belt it Dancer's Club leading it off in an exhibition of ballroom dancing and roll. They persisted at this for a long while and gradually out as well as take it down,, as he does in There's Always preformed to Johan Strauss's Emperor Waltz. The floor, soon they became very good. Someone Waiting. swelled by those in attendance, began moving in graceful waltz Deciding that America held the key to fame and fortune the The album is good, steady listening. Nothing You Can Do is rhythm, perhaps the best song on the record. Any listener would tell you boys emigrated with stars in their eyes. Success was not long in This was followed by the Thunder and Lightning Polka and coming and the Average White Band. as they had decided to call that they were listening to a top black soul group, but that the Edward Strauss's Clear Track Polka which ended the first dan- theinselves became rich and famous. Their music was different. name of the band had temporarily escaped their mind.'The cut cing portion. • to say the very least. After all. how many Scottish lads have has some beautiful harmonizing with a sound that makes the Maestro Gamba conducted the middle section, playing many learned the intricacies of black Soul? Average White Band entirely distinctive in the way they do the of Johann Strauss's most well-known works, the Tritsch-Tratsch Their latest album. entitled AWL shows the group to be truly music. Got.The Love is another fine cut from the album. It has a Polka and the Blue Danube. Assistant conductor Gurevich con- capable of delving into the mysteries of black music. They com- funky. down home beat that makes extensive use of the sax- ducted the final portion of the program including parts of Tales bine the vocal stylings of groups like Rufus or the Temptations ophones as well, as three different people doing the vocals. AM Of the Vienna Woods and the Perpetual Motion Gallop which with a very tight back-up musical track. Malcolm Duncan and music listeners will also recognize Pick Up The Pieces. In my knocked all but the hardiest off the dance floor panting for Roger Ball on saxophone give the lead playing of Hamish Stuart opinion. most of the other tracks on the AWB record are as breath. good as this one, or better. - an added attractiveness because the sound is so diversified that The door prize of two round trip tickets to Vienna was won the instruments complement each other. Robbie McIntosh plays The Average White Band sound like a soul group, yet their by Mr and Mrs Hans Luedtke, much to everyone else's disap- a variety of percussion instruments while keeping the band in style is entirely their own. While they may resemble, they come , pointment. a far way away from imitation. As a matter of fact, some people time with his extremely capable drumming. Lead singer Alan After so many nights of out of tune bands in Winnipeg night The music ended at 11 but people milled around drinking might be better off imitating them. spots and repetitious recorded music at socials and weddings, it wine or beer and quietly conversing until they bars closed at one was a real treat to waltz an evening away to the strains of a real a.m. „ live symphony orchestra. The only improvement to this evening of fine music and gaiety, - BOOKS The Winnipeg Convention Centre's main Exhibition Hall was would have been the operation of that "great sound system we stripped of its usual car displays on Monday April 28 to make were promised in the convention centre. Those in the back found Mack way for tables, a gambling casino, bars, food and the Winnipeg the sound low and muffled. Even that, though, could hardly put : far as enjoyable, interesting things go, and is better than all of Symphony Orchestra. a damper on the Winnipeg.Simphony Orchestra's 3rd Annual the American trash that is soaking up our country. The event, sponsored by Carling O'Keefe to raise money for Evening in Vienna. Trucks, Bikes, Cabs They story switches back and forth between an inside narra- tion to conversations between the dead man, his widow, and his and People friend. The latter spends the story trying to find "the person" in Carol. wife of Jimmy, the victim. LIVE AT RRCC The (narrator) friend, Joel, recalls the past as he tries to find bet DAVE NAGY reality. Often he does, not to his surprise. His thoughts rarely by DAVE NAGY, show surprise in the context of the story. Joel does his analysis • of Carol entirely through absurd, logical flashbacks. In a mere 60 pages, Chamish raises every conceivable conflict CORNSTALK known to society, particularly Canadian society. Many RRCC entertainment in the lounge last month. They were Cal references are made to our past few years (especially the Quebec The . Tower Lounge was packed one noon hour last month and Al, otherwise known as Kampus. crisis). when Cornstalk, a four-man insanity squad from Winnipeg, ' This team set a precedent because they played for free, and for the experience. Activities programmer Lyn Johnston said Besides being political, religious, philisophical, racist, sexist, played everything from Santana's Evils ways to the theme from there will be a free stage available next year to any group who and a few other, things, Chamish locks humor into this classic: Sesame Street. wants to come and play if they wish. They didn't set much of a "I also bought her a jock strap. It was too big" (Joel in one of It didn't take long for the group to get everybody laughing at this thought expressions). the funky folk songs and hilarious stage antics. The four precedent in their music though, but surely will take their place among the many excellent groups that come from this city. No other book attacks more issues and institutions than does • fabulous lads were Fred Penner, Mike Klym, Al Simmons, and Bob King. It doesn't matter who played what as they easily Thanks guys. we'll be seeing you here again when you make it. - Mack'. The ideal thing about the book is that all the issues tie in with Carol, a very interesting and strong person. Whether her switched between guitar, drums, vocals, organ, and sound JAZZ ALL STARS last name, Sampson, has anything to do with this is up to the effects. reader. Just waiting for the band to come out onto the stage is in- Bob Lyde and His Jazz All Stars put on an excellent show of The way Joel switches back and forth from flashback conver- teresting. They have a number of odd looking contraptions, such honest-to-goodness jazz during another otherwise forgotten sations, to his inner thoughts, then back to the dead Jimmy, and as a hand that appears out of a toilet seat, a bubble-blowing noon hour. back again is fascinating. Chamis always links some kind of monstrosity, and others placed at key spots on the stage. It , trombone through the hour, With Peter Barley issue to the problem at hand, and manages to unload it all by seems when one watches them, he (or she) always see the whole Bob flashed a on piano. Bill Brant on bass, and Ken Osborne on drums. satirizing obscure situations which appear at appropriate places. band; nobody stands out or is left out. *MACK' is the title of a fabulous novelette, recently published The second set more than made up for them starting it 10 Reesa Lee sang a few numbers, overheard only by a few For example, when Jimmy was killed, and the police called in Winnipeg. It is Barry Chamis' third published novel. Carol and Joel to identify the body: minutes late. Within seconds the "where-the-hell-are-theys" "wows" during the show. You're right if you are wondering if the title and front cover "Officer, this nuts is an imposter." stopped and no one wanted to leave until the show was over. Although the lounge wasn't filled, there were a good number has anything to do with trucks. The story revolves around a Cornstalk is a good band that entertains, letting you forget of appreciative, faithfull listeners. The band broke into a lot of "Yes., Officer, I'd recognize him anywhere. That's Monty couple trying to cope with the death of the girl's former hus- Hall." about your troubles, and making you feel good. Their sound music without introduction. The show was superb. After all, all band. who was killed in a head-on-crash with a Mack truck. might not seem very professional, but the show will. those jazz buffs were on stage even before rock and roll was: ever Well, unfortunately it was a Picasso view of Jimmy. The nose 'MACK' is a story about people looking into themselves, not gave it away. dreamed 'of. The way the bass player melted himself into his in- always with the hope of finding their identity. The story shows KAMPUS strument was amusing enough; who says you have to shake the more about how people see each other than does any other work 'Mack' is a small classic of its time. It should be on your walls down and scream at the top of your lungs to be noticed? reading list, if you like insights into the world in general, with a Sorry Frank Z, jazz doesn't even, smell 'funny. in literature. It has restored my faith in Canadian literature, as few out-loud laughs. Don't miss it. A new, two-man group exposed itself to the eagle eyes of MM 21 PAGE: 2k into CPT theorem would also result in a negative time flow." N "A negative time flow?", doubted the captain. He paused, taking a deep breath as a sigh of temporary relief Dave looked up from the control board. "That doesn't make and walked slowly over to the space charts on the wall. There, sense." was an aura of sadness and deep thought planted in the look in "Either do a lot of other things that happen in space but that his eyes as they scanned the charts. ' doesn't mean they're not possible," said the captain. Somehow, Dick had contacted the Earth computer and was relaying all of still seeming skeptical he turned to Dick for assurance. "Is that the expedition's newly discovered information to it. possible?" Dave sat at the controls still trying to strengthen the intensity "It would violate no physical laws." of the gamma rays. He stared out the window at the void of "Time flowing backwards is pretty hard medicine to swallow. space. All terrestrial existence had been left behind, and in front Do you think you could phrase that a little more comprehen- was the remaining nothingness of space and the black wall of the dable?" ■ rim of the universe. Three' minutes passed. Captain Morgan now stood looking over David's shoulder. • Dave. who was standing near the rear of the spaceShip where "It does seem plausible that time can flow baokwards, but the concept creates a variety of .paradoxes. For example, a time "How's those gammas?" he asked calmly. the charts were conveniently located, looked at them in utter "Up to thirty nine thousand," answered Dave, sounding astonishment. "What? That's the rim of the universe. Nothing's reversed world would be invisible to us because light would flow into it instead of out and we would be unable to hear any sound doubtful whether or not they would reach their required fifty five THE RIM out there." thousand. "You're observations are correct. There ig no charted space because the waves would travel towards their origin, which would explain its absence of the radar screen." Dick stopped, as "Still more than two and a half minutes to go. Once we hit beyond." said the computer. that fifty five all we do is press that button and we're home tree. "Quick. Dave. Man the scanner," said the captain. "We'll if what he had just said had caused a temporary short circuit in OF THE UNIVERSE his wiring. After a somewhat seemingly pause for repair he con- Still a good chance," assured thecaptain. have to search the universe for another light beam to travel on.", Another minute went by. "What's out there?" he asked the captain, running to the con- tinued. "It can be explained better by a situation where there are as told by Did( Blick two identical regions side by side, both unrolling their history "Look," cried Dave pointing out the window at a small dot trol board. simultaneously, but in opposite difections." that had appeared in front of them. As Captian Morgan sat at the controls of the spaceship, "No idea." The captain himself seemed unsure of the situation "That's us. That's Neutron," said the captian. Dave spoke in- excitement and out of turn. "This is , a major Neutron he looked out the window at the black universe in front and checked the space charts himself. breakthrough in modern physics," he declared. "For all science "What? What are we doing up there?" Dave screamed, jum- of him. The concept of space, to him, seemed so mysteriously im- "What do you think is out there, Dick?" he asked. for that matter. If we could communicate with someone in this ping from his seat in his excitement and confusion. "What's go- aginative and he watched with a sense of wonder, like a little boy "Not programmed for imagination, captain.". ing on?" A in the forest at night. "Placing anything up, Dave?" he asked. area we could find out hoW we began by discovering how they will end. We could find out our future by examining their past." The captain thought for a moment and said "I think I know. Thirty nine years had passed on Earth but the space time 'Not a thing." That black wall iS acting as a physicist's mirror. The kind they relationship for objects travelling at the speed of light had slow- Captain Morgan began checking the force of the gravitational Dave glanced out the window at the ever increasing blackened spot in the universe. "Let's get going," he sai,s1, absently. use in laboratories for red and blue shift light particle ex- ed down the time they had been away from Earth to a mere four field to see if. Neutron had the power to diVert the force. It / Dick broke in. "It would be impossible to communicate with periments. It reflects as it really happens, opposite to that of the years. hadn't. any being from that area, Dave. The instant •the message was layman's mirror which, when you point your finger at it, points He set the controls on 'automatic' and reached for a cigarette "How much time do we have, Dick?" received the recipient would promptly forget it because it would back. The physicist's mirror will reflect a two dimensional image from the gold pack that lay on the dashboard and placed it "Thirteen minutes, seventeen seconds." automatically become part of his future rather than part of his of you _pointing at the. mirror." between his lips. It lit instantly on the first puff. "Thirteen . seventeen," cried the captain. "Dave, anything on "But according to our speed and distance from that mirror, if He spun around in his padded swivel chair taking a large drag the scanner yet?" past." Captain Morgan, who had spent the last few minutes thinking it is a mirror, we will hit it in about thirty seconds," said Dave. on his cigarette and watched his first mate, Dave O'Hara work- "Not a thing. We could pick up on a cosmos from Plubonis 'about what had been discussed between Dave and the robot, Dick Blick.interrupted. "Your calculations are correct but ac- ing diligently on a mathematical equation. but that would put us six minutes closer to the rim." . cording to charted space records we have seventy seven seconds "That's going to be some report that I have to fill out," said Captain Morgan quickly checked the reactors in search of came up with a theory of his own. "Dick, if this relates to the theory of relativity, which it un- before reaching the rim of the universe." the captain. "I guess I should get busy." power to convert to Emergency Slow but the last experience doubtably does because of the CPT theorem, we .will enter a un- "How're the gammas now?" Dave laughed. "Yea, that was really something." He looked with Euphramia and the Hederites had drained all their power iverse equal to ours, but opposite, where the amount of anti- "Forty-six thousand." up from his problem and. rubbed the three day old stubble on his and had not had time to recharge. energy is equal to the amount of anti-matter. Does that mean we "I think we'll make it. Only nine more and chin. "You never quite know who or what you'll run into in out- "Try scanning for the closest pure sine sound wave. That's a minute left. Just keep your finger on that button." would explode immediately upon entry?" er space. our only chance." Their chances grew less with' each passing second but they "I hope we don't have too much more trouble with people like "The theory sounds 'correct to thy knowledge, however, in re- Dave let the needle revolve a full frequency. cent years some scientists on Earth believe that time does not waited patiently, knowing they could do nothing but 'hope. that." "Nothing captain," said Dave. Dick and the crew of two watched themselves through the move. Only those theories dispute that theory." "Beings, captain. Not people," interrupted Dick. The captain looked out the window. A small darkened space window, disappearing into the black wall of outer space. They "Time not move?" questioned Dave. Unfortunately space itself gave no warning to some of the in the universe was slowly growing larger as the space ship were gone. Everything around them was black; space, the con- dangers that lie within its boundaries so Neutron was equipped edged closer to the rim. "Because of the fact that the flow ,of time cannot be measured' trol room, Neutron, even themselves. But they were still there. scientists believe that time stands still and the universe happens with Dick Wick, a computerized robot who was packed full of "Cause and effect," said Dave. Each 'of them could hear themselves think, but none of them around it. Whether it happens in a forward motion or a reversed all the information that mankind had ever learned about space "What?" asked the captain. could see or hear any of the others. travel. In the four years of Dick's existence he had developed a motion makes no difference." Then through the window appeared a tiny luminous silver dot. "Cause and effect. The first place to start when solving any Dave still seemed to doubt the statement. Why can't the flow personality and had often corrected the captain and his first problem," he said with a proud smirk shining through his lips. As the spaceship travelled its path the dot grew larger and again mate for using the wrong terms. of time be measured?" he asked. they knew that what was approaching them was the Neutron. "Very good," said the captain. "Cause. Light travels in "How would yon measure it?" interrupted the captain. Dick's personality was that of a computer; highly technical in straight lines in the absence of gravitational force. The light "The layman's mirror,". thought Captain Morgan. As they "Seconds per what?" his format of speech which* was always direct and to the point, beam we are now travelling on is flowing past Plubonis which watched the two speed towards each other they knew they Dave, somewhat amazed and slightly confused returned to somehow resembling that of the directions on a bottle of has a gravitational force of-" he stopped, snapping his fingers. would collide.• He thought that perhaps the nuclear reactor was medicine. "Dick. where are you?" the control board. now receiving the required power from the gamma rays. "Dick?" asked the captain. "If those theorys are correct then "You speak when you're spoken to," said the captain. . "Press the button," he screamed. Whether or not it had suf- "Three point six times twelVe to the negative thirteenth 'new- the theory of relativity would be in one heck of a jam wouldn't "Yes sir," answered Dick who had also learned to be tons." ficient power or if Dick had heard him and pressed the button it?" obedient. for he knew he could be turned off at the flip of a "Thank you, Dick." He continued. "Resulting in a four hun- . did not matter. ' switch. "Your observations are correct, captain." The loud crash of' the impact with the unknown wall sent the dred and thirty A PC course diversion. Effect. We will float off "Captain," cried Dave. "Gamma rays.-We're picking up gam- Dave had given up on his equation and was preparing a the end of the universe:' spaceship whirling through the realms of outer space. For how dinner of lego bird's breasts, a delicacy . to the people of Argo, a Dave felt stupid and continued to scan. ma rays. long they did not know, for they lost all conciousness and the "Convert to Radiation Impulse Power. What's their inten- memory of the computer could reveal nothing. But as the lights planet they had visited a number of weeks earlier. "Captain. Come quick. Look at this," he said pointing to the sity?" Captain Morgan was sitting at his desk finishing off his report three dimensional' radar screen. of the spaceship flickered on they realized that they were alive "Sixteen thousand electroscopes per cubic emanation and and well in outer space. of their last adventure when Di& Blick's warning system began A blank spot had formed in the shape of a semi-circle near the emitting a shrill piercing 'siren. North Galectic Pole. gaining." Captain Morgan awoke sitting at the controls looking out at "At what rate?" the distant darkness. A million light years from Earth still the "Warning, captain. Danger," said Dick in a deep com- "What do you think?" asked Dave. puterized voice. "Variations between five and fifteen thousand per minute." sight of the universe gave him the feeling of being home again. "There's nothing out there. Not even space," he said with a "How much time do we have Dick?" They had been rejected by the anti-matter world. which Dick • "What is it?" asked the captain. tone of bewilderment in his voice. "Six minutes-twenty three seconds." came to the conclusion was only a reflection of the universe. "Entering gravitational field of Galaxy Plubonis. Will result in "Warning. Extreme Danger." Dick Blick's voice broke into , power.", course diversion of four hundred and thirty seconds of arc per "That could give us time. Use full Captain Morgan and Dave looked at each other, and then at the captain's path of thought. Captain Morgan checked the spacial longitude and latitude Dick. They both smiled as the spaceship' Neutron made its century. Will head beyond North Galectic Pole." "What is it?" "The North Galectic Pole?" questioned the captain. "That's and used Dick's computer system to make the necessary ad- journey through space, leaving behind only the past and its fine "Am picking up negative electric charge from blank spot on justments for , the course change. trail of anti-gravity dust to float about the universe forever. some diversion. radar. Also picking up negative parity. Negatives introduced PAGE 22 PAGE 23