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Student Weekly Publication Institute

HOUSTON, TEXAS, FRIDAY, APRIL 3, 1938 —

i li i « « Care 01* Camden Cant RIVER OAKS COUNTRY * • Hudson Pulls Prize Boner As Wellazz Pa Thief Flees In Stolen Pants CLUB IS SCENE OF Wednesday, April Fool's Day, die in answer to a radio call less than five most sensational stunt of the day was minutes after the call was put in, but ••I mm pulled shortly before 2:00 p.m. at the the thief had disappeared. They search* Cecil Griggs Rice Owl baseball team ed the vicinity but could find no trace Cohen House. The prankster was a Secret Decorations and will make its second attempt to break Th stewed ants in nintfck lock shek of the man. Hie man was wearing a sper class haddle aff on thurp roff, rank outsider—he is still outside—and Paskowitz' Playing Are mi into the conference win column this khaki shirt and pants before donning VS Camden, abe out the sho-ay rnits um- his stunt was to steal a suit belonging Smith's brown pants. He did not get Features of Affair. Dates Set lor Class-Dinner, Senior American- and Final afternoon at College Station with the mer nuts drim. Somuv the boysor mum to Phil Smith, one of the waiters at away with the coat. mm Texas Aggies as their opponents. The gals hooey shto hakkam done went iwwll Ball; Ring Orders Must Be Made Before the Cohen House. According to the description given From ten until about two tomorrow jffv' same teams will play the second game and sen tim 2 tiks to atshow. Butty to the officers the man was about i w April 18, for Pre-Exam Delivery. humor of the halting was that the tiks The fun started when Jim Cunning- night, at. River Oaks Country Club, of the series Saturday afternoon. thirty years old, almost six feet tall, With Benny Paskowiti.. and his Merry ' wearin the nigger sekshun. Camden ham, another waiter, noticed a pair of and weighed around 170 pounds. IMttl The Owls lost tlieir first game of the wazzoen in ar/. wet before the Majes- MakerSj playipg, the annual PALS-' "The financial condition of the Senior class is poorer than it has Hudson a n d , Parking Supervisor, tic try into change his ticks fearsome white athletic shorts on the stairs Pre-Med dance will be held filFi; been in the past two years," revealed Senior President Morris at the season last Saturday to the Texas Brown chased the culprit across the lililli of whiter sexshun. leading to the dressing rooms* in the Bids, selling at §2,5.(1 for couples aiM meeting of the class in the Senior Commons last night. "It means Steers, 5-0. The Aggies split even campus and into Sout;hm<,ire addition Somuv the stewed ants mite missa basement, Cunningham went on down Sil.50 for stags.' will, be available at th»,, that if the Senior functions are to be successful that every senior with the Baylor Bears in a series at until, they lost sight of him in the dis-! 1 yuma of the holting iffit wernt eggs to the ..waiters' dressing room and no- d^or.| ; 7. Mil ii mast-pay his or her class dues of five dollars," continued Morris, Waco to open their campaign. After tanee. plain 2 those kuottin thick lass that ticed that Smith's suit was missing. According to the decoration comnUt.-i: "the girls as well as the boys must give their financial support." winning the first game 13-11, they the tiks were givven to whirrt sow tee: composed .of Abee Claire Luekel, During the meetings the dates for dropped the second to the Bears, 7-3. that he mite getta diff runt an galon That caused suspicion, so Cunningham Betty'. Bcwirftt, Marian Fermi. Ja'eJc the Senior functions were made pub- looked around the room but saw no- This week Rice split two exhibition shak sper inna dokker aw picked. DRAMATIC C L U B TO Lynn, and Tiogei- Srnythe, ah >tU»t;iiidi|, lic. The senior dinner, location as yet Camdam hant yet givven ave yew body. He went on into the faculty ing i'eatiii-e of; the; fiance will, be a, undecided, will be given on Friday, CREAM REIGNS OVER games, winning from the Gray Tool * * # * on the ock currants off the off air, dressing room. There he saw in the fsarpris?" dtsploMfe • as: dec'iratiioiii H,'~' June 5. The Senior American, with Company Wednesday afternoon at Rice STAGETOURNAMENT butty May Bee be egg ud# port abe men's lavatory a pair of feet, thp legs m.oi'row..night. | j jil dancing 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., followed by Field, 11-7, after dropping a close game out the hole off air. Beek awz Cam- " JJiii'&jM jAyKBer, Ruth Ihcli'ti t, fcfe'ilf a Swimming Party, on Saturday, June 7:00 PESSIMISTS AT to which were covered by Smith's pants, * # * * Tuesday to the Hughes Tool Company, bywam cant ache aw. vvellaw, dishet, PLAY MONDAY NIGHT ley fA'Virus.'. Arnim, dajiwf 0; The Bacculaureate Serman, Sunday, out, even thowie blushes when some None of the above mentioned being on tf ' that,' the# 'jiav*: Ijwjtj! June 7; Commencement Exercises on 6-5- Seale pitched the last three in- DORM MILKMAN ERROR buddy hang zwun inim. the ; person of Smith, Cunningham l>e- The Stepmother,' .Rkv Drajbiaiic. fcii(;tbi«|® iiii.'-se'curing' iwiSi rir'^hesira ei<> the .morning of Monday, June 8 and nings for Rice Wednesday and re- w(4i,:.'kraiwn..',i.ti,|nis liiirt '.-f • t.fie 'eviun'.-ji came very suspicious In tact he had .Club's miry in the ii that night the Final Ball. ceived credit for the win. :iriiui,i! Intercolia*;' try.! ifstsh WiW' | W1 MrfA . (f, Those dormitory breakfasters who Mrs. Hardy call the police. " : ' ; giate O.ie-ncl,' Play The last dale for Ring orders to be Mike Seale, who was the losing TolirnarhehU will .rlatH^s,.' .PreiRo^yit? ' (jffi'het-''?! i'I lumbered down for their customary filled before the finals has been set by At about this time W. M. Hudson, j l„. staged Monday night at ftuiO at a'^'hieiivteere*!,, foists flira.^alv jxtr-; the Ring Committee to be Wednesday, swig of blue john the other morning pitcher against the Steers will stctri n. fO'.Xi. 1' >: it? The committee Cbn Invitations were their Crape Nuts (Adv.) Although called in a stern voice. "Come out of Polk; Ullmann Kilgoro'.ifZtlda '.'ftc&pei. other Rice hurlers for the series. 1 Allen. 1 ,orrv Delair.hre .T • *• • i . instructed at the meeting to select and every precaution had been taken by Coach Siki Sikes of the Aggies will there." Hastening to obey orders, the and Ed IIousO. the management, real cow's cream got 15.,! Sliii'-.l! .,i:.'l 'I'. H..i, .:... approve a front for the Commence- choose between Doc Pitner and Homei; Peyton (iowns man came out. much as John McCau- The one-net play tournament n arid 'L.-ttv,. .be ment Invitations soon. into the cream pitchers. The news Martinez, righthanders, and Herb Next Tuesday from 3:30 to 5:00 p.m. Jcy wow1'l have crashed a line, but lie sponsott<1 • by||j|| Red M.-^cjire Player:, A) st:-.-. ai5; President Morris and the committee spread like gossip at a literary soci- Knowles and Hyle Riddle, lefthanders, fdidn't stop. etlie;- on the Senior dances are now contact- ety meeting and soon the mess hall, for the starting assignments, i the Rice Y. W. C. A. will entertain at , ''dn I stop. He tore out the door of of the University <>| SjibMOri, ami will ing the booking agents of some of the usually a somber, sober, apathetic The other Starters for the Rice team the Autry House with a seated silver ihe Faculty House, pursued by llud- 'run Monday through I '^Friday. i|l n'iSh; % •Hi place at seven O'clock, was brimful of big name bands to get a nationally probably will be Parker, catcher; tea. Asa feature of the entertainment, j j,on. Wht;n |ilst se011i h(, w,,s n[nilin,, with 15 colleges entered. •• enthusiasm. Pessimists found break- the Peyton Company, women's fashion .. ... , c ,i i known orchestra for the Final Ball, Tynes, first base; Sears, second; Steele, , ' 'I . stlong toward Southhampt fast justified. shop, will furnish the dresses for a 1 t me The date for the Annual One-act . Collo^r Dorms Shortstop; Eaton, third; Vickers. Hur- MO Without any intention of protesting, ley, and Brandon, or Bill Sadler, out- fashion show, sponsored by the' ''Y'*,.j ' ; ' 'ladson). Play Comisf has been changed Iroiu some investigatorially - minded dorm fielders. presenting Eiister styles in formal. Officers'arrived at the Cohi n House Apiil 10 to April 23 Plays must lie TuriHMlOve rl\) hermits indulged in speculations of The Aggie lineup will be Dowling, semi-formal, street, and sport dresses. | in by April Hi. Plays mav tie written iiMP . wiJi the cause of this ci ttuin tplicifiomeuoii. catcher; Morrow, lirst oase; Troup, ; by students or prolV.ssien.,1;; but must Flooi! V i <: S i in s B: OVER CENTENARY IN It was called miraculous, preternat- second; Landrum, third; Flanagan, • bers of the "Y". TT ural. The most credible hypothesis short; Manning, Langley (captain), and ! Guests will be received by members Wilson Closes i oe flimtti H.,' VC'i'i Il.ur'.Jreds of Sow: yet advanced is that the milkman the Jones, outfielders. ' of the cabinet, and the advisory board. Last yeaiK one-aet Rjay M|IijS®:'nt STYLE night before confused the cow with Catherine Swanson, Jean Vawier,_Ber- nJji] I''i1 iv-l-a ,ye :..>u:|> rim- offered theirl 1 Suuday Series I was won by. tin. Ft Paso School dorm iter-i- a:ui i'-h-ik; flj-od rv- the moose and absorbed a quart of the ! nice Holloman, and Ruth Bigler will IjuKlftf Tuesday night the Rice debating fiiammary products of the latter, with I serve; arid - Miss Lane. Mrs: Torrens. ieis lait .Weeiv wle. u .-. i< n |-:'.ii.i,, 1 M'eii3. o-; "t!i, >t ,c • i two team won a 3-0 decision from the de- the result that in the morning" he GOYEN WINNER [ and Mrs. Blake will pour. , Of Lieetlires J8II'll could not toll the Halls from Hermann j Arrangements for the tea: are in • t'Y.lleges-thal have c-ntereil the four Veoj-':-,--; i>i -iiv. •. .,r.d fauaed property - bating team of Centenary College. The Hospital. Soon! after breakfast a posse OF RADIO SKIT •charge of the following committe>ps:'. Dr. 11. A. Wilson's lecture "The Con ney are, Texas Tech. Texas A, and 1 darnajJe . i::i,'i; •-it in the f-nilljoji: question was, Resolved, that Congress of dorm boys formed to find the milk- Invitations: Sarah Catherine Evans stitution of Atomic Nuclei" was the Howard Payne. El Paso Sctiui,! • Aiv.hc: -,i' .ntiil « hu«-tt :• • .ilor-mtti'i-fis. ••. At: h'-r.M. were <•>; < • 1 should be empowered by a "two-third man, to render aid if necessary, and and. Zita Punlch: Decorations: Mar- last of 'lie Sunday lectures to be given Mines, Baylor L'nivi i sil;.. Jfardp- vote to override decisions qf the Su- to offer him a bed to sleep it off. CONTEST PRIZE garet Tifts, Mary"-Frances Carter, and 'ii 1-100 rcluv.i < ,.tici Dn:i-:i. I :• at Rice this year. The lecture was il- Simmons Unicc.i-Mty, MeMuiry. Ste- dell's sloed )d\ t > ion V.'PA \ i V preme Coure. Cornelius Ryan and Whatever the' explanation, bets are Bernardino Keller: Refreshments: Eve- i now at 10 to 1 that it never happens Billy Goyen wno the Radio Skit! !y>» Werner and Eleatjore Smith; Ar lu.stratod by slides showing the new ! phen 1''. Austin. Trinity Southwestern. ' ill th..- Iii«k | sar.elbai/gi! •• ffeiins Frank Smith composed the Rice debate laiid. ri\-er 'ba.'-.k.;, ' again. Contest, it was announced Wednesday rangement.s: Mary Margaret Blair; and concept inn of atoms. Dr. Wilson stated ' A. C. C., Mary IInrdin-Ha;vlur, Nrtfith. team. evening. The award was $15. His play, Publicity: Margaret Millsap. that; "The nuclear theory of atoms was l('xas Stale Teachers Collet, lie p ln- -Al-.h'e.l!;}'.--. N.-.w Etll.'.! .-<1 •' mm A new style of debating was used "The Eternal Victory," was judged the Eita Puntch, Mary Blair, Margaret ,,d .|ei:wet e saf'."l> f |Ko' fh> d .- • proposod by Lord Rutherford in 1011 '" W&M iV } ir : Tufts, Audrey .Bailey, and Eleanore ; sily. •&< u- Tuesday night for the first time by best of the six presented. According to this theory an atom eon- ' •' either team. This Oregon style allows FUTURE CHEMISTRY Smith were selected by the advisory- i-Ur- The decision was based on audience slsts. of a iminute heavy particle called both the affirmative and the negative response and a judging committee beard to model the dresses. P. A. L. S. Discuss ttiil.c.-.ti'fev .-iH- \uto ' the nue.letis With electrons mo|vving fifteen minutes for their introductory PROBLEM OUTLINED composed of Eddie Bremer,, Hubert : speech. The second negative then ques- Roussel, Mrs. E. McCarter Stewart, around it. Nearly all the Weight oil Dance and Coward's •• K.-.s-;v--'->i-.i-i'.Vi,;- ' -d - •• PATTERSON TO TALK : tions the first affirmative speaker for and Mrs. Childress. The play was di- the atom .is in,the nucleus. "Die atomie 1 Play "Bitter Sweet" >>J-• tiiifd-1-.LIIlvA 'I 11.-I ::*:'I ! - -a/.-i . the BY PHI L A M B D A N f It '0•-1 .-;ev : e -1 rr'-ct: n'' v.- > 'ih,- fifteen minutes, and the second affirm- rected by Guy Rail. ON PNEUMONIA CURE weights of the atoms of the diflewnt j '.Penil Strne 'i-.,.mi;:j p.-.,-s' ative questions the first negative for In the Sakowitz-sponsored contcst Diseiission *>f the plans filfc tin- 1 Karl C. ten Brink delivered an ad- elements are found to 1h- nearly,' ii inatcli .'.it . .v:i'; h> fifteen minutes. To end the debate the there were many Rice students enact- Dr. Patterson, assistant-resident PAL-Piv-Med danee Saturday twin j 1 second affirmative and the second neg- dress entitled "The Next 100 Years of ing characters in the plays.. Goyen's physician of Hermann Hospital; will though not exactly.. , whole number... s or 1wa s the main topic of • busii-ie^s at'the !L'SiSjlv i I'f.i: - at WesCo::.-1 v v.'i s :ieri'- el to fi'ii; thsxe day. it-: I-.in ative are each allowed a five minute Chemistry" before the Phi Lambda "Eternal Victory" had Ullmann Kil- discuss late developments in progress integers so it is believed that the mi- J PAL liu.,.lmg Tue,da> . March ,".1 gorc, Jack Horton, and Mrs, Renee and treatment, of pneumonia at the M idiso.ii til ;.;iM , • t liSii summary and rebuttal. Upsilon last Wednesday afternoon at cleus must be built up put of particles' Ruth Richter gave a v.r> good i> - perrtiti.'-n fip' M 'lu- ar- i I've.:. their regular meeting held in the Feeney, directress of the Rice Dra- meeting of the Pie-Medical Society, of atomic weight approximately unit v. . ™'w of Noel Cowards clever i -lav During the fifteen minute question matic Club, as the cast. 7:30 tonight, at Autry House. S:,.le t.;!'iii:sh'sI heat and ; • f r Chem. Building. Ten Brink assured Mls R; h: ! r ; ,r \ periods, the speakers arc subject to The hydrogen, atom and the neutron !1 "' ' " " "" ^- citiaeill' >.l-e. p! t tvis-rlt d the members that chemists of the fu- . . • . . ' od that the drama is concerned with; dSj|}.i'(if-l ar.it'-iii. • rsi-lr-. p. > .-•» any questions that .the opposition may both have atom,.- weights greater than;a y'MUUfI p,rl who wlu„ of „ ture will not be doomed to boredom. notified, i ii-the of pri'i... tfv. -.r.'si ask. The witness must answer the one and it is supposed that all pKMll J able age gives up her family, i| 1 Many things have yet to be discov- W they'd i-l.i Were una -:.- t ihi -i h. questions truthfully. These periods RoyalD.ecree Abolishes Snap nuclei are combinations of neutron .nld po'sitioii, and wealill for love. She |. ered and developed in the field of are the most interesting parts of the protons, a proton being the nucleus Of ! hikeii ihrough her entire life until she debate, according to Frank Smith. Chemistry. Among those listed by the COMMITTEES CHOSEN Courses in Italian Colleges a hydrogen atom. For example' t u ^ ^ Uj> A The Rice debate team has lost only speaker were: a specific solvent for , , , go(>d play by the outstaiiding drama FOR EBLS - PRE - LAW '• one decision this year. That was to cellulose which would probably result By SEXSON E. HUMPHREYS the student graduates from the lyceum nucleus of an oxygen atom w beneved ,jsl t)f <)UJ. t.onl(,„,|Miry IK,H(ld St. Edward's University. Last week they in artificial fabrics rivalling the nat- (ACP Correspondent) and is ready to enter college he de- to consist of 'eight neutrons and eight At the close of the meeting many i ° DANCE APRIL 25TH cides whether he will work for a won a 3-0 decision over the Redlands ural ones, manufacture of aluminum ROME.—"Snap courses" have been protons closely ct.mnected together." members expressed the wish that tln-ii . degree in jurisprudence, political sci- :i The E. 15 1. S aet M M University debaters, California 'state from clay—its most abundant and its abolished in Italian universities, by "It is found that the weight, of an '' "ce would be well attended Sa.ur- champions. They also defeated Florida ence, statistics^ economics and com- UU. t-i diser^s i"i the E 1! Pte- cheapest source, manufacture of better the royal decree that went into effect 5 in a debate earlier in the year, This merce, philology, pedagogy, letters, ate, m is always a little less than tfie;]''' Liiw .'lance lie i-.e iiKivv.-: i >.,k.=. plastics, lacquers, and synthetic rub- philosophy, foreign languages and lit- ill if# debate is probably the last this season. with the first of the year. weight of the neutrons and >>>"- ' SeCOnd Reunion Of April L'.i ber; and synthesis of vitamins and sex Italian students, who have perhaps erature, medicine, chemistry, physics, 3 at' ins out of which it was formed and n , _ The May. F.-:- pi-ogi-.ur. w..>. di ill hormones. "Future chemists will have been inclined to lean at the desk of mathematics, natural sciences, biology, Rice Engineering eil ; nd ,.t eotr't'ii'ijltee- ;ip|.ciiliijl ii Jo -rake, Rice Manuscripts their university educations, who have geology, pharmacy, engineering (civil, this loss of weight is • believed to ' be t>- K-J just as difficult if not more difficult 1 tui liief ,a raina ti'a e.':- Kathletn f in Y... the weight of the energy set free' Wie-til Submitted to STORY problems to deal with than the chem- in the past had no required courses industrial, naval and mechanical , Exes To Be April 18 was ,>p|K>iiit.ed as eiia:rn.,.n ami Mar- JPHKSp except Latin and Italian, and who were chemical, aeronautical, hiining), archi- the atom was formed. We may sup- ists of our own time." pose that bonds or connections are i;aret Polk. IOIi^aln-'h Burt. Mar> l.u-. The manuscripts of Ullmann Kil- coming to the belief they charge to tecture, agriculture, forestry, veteri- Former engineering student?, ot Kice t ile Ste\a as, Kn'm-nia Wi,l|iainson. Sara fiii The address was-based on the book nary medicine, or geography. From formed between the neutrons and pro- SBMmbMB gore and Arthur Braden have judged American students that athletics arc Institute will held their second; ire - : M'arif.a-ei McA -han. attkl Vn,;ini.i U e. is tons in the nucleus and !ha; the for- al ! K the best received by the English de- of C. C. Furness under the title "The the most important part of the univer- that point, his course is rigidly out- union April .18. with a banquet' ' ' wi. 11- apnoiuti d as co|nniitt nunl-.-rs, partment in the Short Story contest Unfinished Business of Science." The sity, are worried by the terms of the lined for him. He is permitted only mation of each such bond represents Pice Commons at (5:45 pin A com - Th.- hook i-iMnv scheduii d f.«r thijj sponsored by Story Magazine, Mr. address was the third of a series of new decree. five electives, and only two of these a definite amount: of energy, It is then mittee composed of F. Hi Herieih. Uiieliiic was until .. later weekly student addresses sponsored may be outside his own faculty. MRIN Williams announced Wednesday. There is reason for their concern. I possible to find bond energies and ar- chairmnn, Fred StnnclilT, L E,{ Gar- date. MMM The stories have been mailed to by the chapter! The fourth of the se- In the past students needed only to To be admitted to the degree in let- -i;angehrents of the neutrons and pro- iield, W. B ll.iw.son and (1. 10. NevilJ: ries will be delivered next Wednesday take four courses during each of the ters. which corresponds most closely tons so as to. explain the Observed is in charge. Story Magazine tc> compete for the 1 • $500 prize. by Frank Hurley. The subject will be first three college years, and only three to our degree in liberal arts, the stu- qnergies of formation. In this way pos- Tlie reunion iias Ix-en set to colti- OKLAHOMA A. & M. MAN "Living Molecules." in the last year. dent in Italy must master two-year sible arrangement,s to the neutrons and cide with the ninth biennial engiiioei - WINS ASME CONTEST i' When they had passed the examina- courses in Italian literature, Latin lit- protons m several atoms have been ing show, which will lie .-.fcigcd by LES HIBOUS ELECT tions ih these courses, and examina- erature. Greek (iteature, romance j wo^fcod out. These proposed arravigo- students on the campus April 17 and Leon B Stinsoii of jdid not |>lnce in the contest. man: will receive free, a Palm A Pi Pelta Phi and the members of and defended. To American ways of centration groups—the classical, the nected by wooden rods. The red balls ] 'nSi work. computing, these six courses would At the banquet held in Texas Union mm J: Bealh suit—nothing to buy, the French department are sponsoring modern, and the oriental. represented the protons, the gray brills ! t^T Building Friday ni-:ht. Miss Rolierta the organization. A talk by a mem- amount to eighteen hours of class- The only redeeming feature of the the neutrons, and the rods the boiids j PRE-LAWS TO MEET TUESDAY,' nothing to sell, nothing to do work a week. Woods, former Kice student, entertain- ber of the department will feature the new decree, says the students, is the or eonnoctions between them. | MC.nT "' j ed the Engineers With sotine accordion ''ijfil m but toll! Watch the Thresher -program tonight. What is more disquieting to many for Retails. fact that class attendance is still not These lectures are a part of the An- j Tuesday night at 7:110 at the Autry i solos. The 'organization pl|ns to present students is the fact that onfy five of compulsory^ and it is still possible, nual series presentetl each year by the:House lite Pre-Law Society will hold i The judges for the contest were M. 'Rosalie," a one-act uornedy, within the twenty-four courses now prescrib- they hope, to pass examinations with faculty of the Rice Insti'ufe and will jits weekly meeting to discuss plates fot I. Dover of San Antonio. E. L Schmidt ! the next two weeks. ed for the degree are elective. When someone else's lec'.ure notes. be continued again next. year. ' the banquet. of Dallas, and Mr. Herr of Oklahoma, t& ll: mm

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(I he crowed 1 I « to touch the date. Sand* was called 0 4 0 out when Parker walked over and 0 0 touched turn. A bif argument in 14 9 ' 1 ESTABLISHED 1916 between the umpire Billy DJacih, Texa* The Thresher, official newapaper.of students at the Rice Houston, js coach. Texas— Po A published 1 s V. EXECUTIVES Graham and Winborn each drove in Rlgby, 3b .. 0 1 the Chrisi 0 Life of Louis Pasteur—a , dynamic two runs for the Longhorns. Munro, lb 7 0 0 on^TexM,WintertheTct of^StoVch 3, 1879. Subscription price: By mail, one story of the life and struggle of the Owls- Ab Po Bands, If 1 0 ammy CHARLES EDWIN FENNELLE - H A 1 year, $2.00. Payable in advance. j . famous French scientist. Paul Muni Wallace, 2b a 0 0 0 Graham, 2b 1 0 Our president. Type: Gentleman. Preibish, rf, of . 3 0 Campus office: 104 Administration building. Downtown office: 607Va FranK- gives a performance that will long be Sears, 2b . .. 2 0 0 0 lin avenue. Phone Preston 2902. Prefers Phil Harris and hot tamales. Steele, ss ! a Winborn, ss 4 1 remembered; It has stolen Into many 4 0 3 1 Won't talk about blondes. Expert tree Hurley, cf 4 2 0 Westerman, rf 1 1 0 s cities without ballyhoo, which in itself « "I 1933 Member 193 clfmber. but not so good at getting Tynes, lb a Thomas, cf 3 0 0 Yes, it is UNCLE SAMMY for the 4 •31 0 is a recommendation. However, what down. Institute's champion bleeder. Brandon, rf Fitzsimmons, c 4 0 4 0 Pissocialed Golle&iate Press first time this year in the THRESHER* 3 0 14 3 is my opinion among thousands of Responsible for the most respectable Eaton, Sb 3 0 i Branch, p 4 16 1 0 Distributor HONEST JOHN COSTLEY docs not 0 others? The highest praise and pos- Sophomore Ball in years and years, Vickers, If . 3 0 2 0 Total 30 27 8 believe most Of what I say but you 0 can count on me—it can be proved. sibly best criticism is a quotation from The girls thiiik he's "cute", but he 1 BOB 1LLES I really have seen some good things Doctor W. A. Cook, "The History of still won't talk. Nuff said. JOHN J, COSTLEY Medicine",; From Hippocrates to Editor Ass't Editor lately—BILLIE BYERS taking the JUDY TEBBS—Our vice president, OWL RENDEZVOUS CLYDE HANKS RANDALL BROOKS school by storm, if she isn't the best, Naguehi" is one of medical achieve- Type: Blonde. Prefers East Hall. One . Business Mgr. Ass't Bus. Mgr. then who is You know any one can ments in the facie of almost insur- of those few and far between combi- act a fool when they want to but we nations Of beauiy and brains. Polit- PHONES mountable difficulties." Warner Bros, must congratulate the women's coun- ical aspirations. Takes her tomatoes Downtown Office production "The Life of Louis Pas- Pres. 2902 cil for choosing two clowns as jestors teur" with Paul Muni in the role of broiled. More than a bit independent. mas for the MAY FETE BUSINESS MANAGER the immortal French scientist bring# JIM NANCE—-Our Secretary-Treas- L. 6496 Wonder if the measles on the urer, (Mostly treasurer). Type: P. EDITOR to life one of those conflicts with ail P. 2579 ASS'T BUS. MGR. FOURTH FLOOR of South Hall came E. Prefers high-school blondes. Likes H. 0110 from MARTHA FARMER or whether accuracy and symputhy that tran- hot music, hot weather, and Ft. the boys are just susceptible (to scends anything we have yet reviewed. Worth. Makes disgustingly good I hiring (he class editions, the regular editorial staff will act only in an ad- measles). Why hasn't JUDY TEBBS As for Paul Muni, I saw ho Muni- grades (a one in Euglish200!),and has visorv capacity. 'IW opinions published during this time are not necessarily been to a Saturday Nile Dance lately only Pasteur. been in love five times. We suspect those of the regular editorial' staff., ' • V".::.... Of course ILLES plays the fiddle— LOEW'S •he is of Scotch ancestry. He looks The Most Complete but what fiddle ? ? Wonder why Franehot Tone with "Bengal Lan- that way. Sophomore Issue FRED RAMIN has been so i happy ',, • i ' Editor cer" Irresistabillty and Madge Evans, FRED RAMtN ' -< lately? We don't think it's because of join in spinning out a witty, fast mov- Laundry Service Assistant Editor Harold Ruck | any Rico girl. ' ing yarn, "Exclusive Story." The ! . Society JACK (T. B.) MORRISON is report- theme, a well worn newspaper story, Branch, Texas Mnrjorie l>ud'oy : ' , 1 i flllfi ... Engineering ed to have a secret love in the Chem loses its possible ennui in the repartee Economical S. 0.* Control— : Sports of Tone, Quite well worth your K«.lx>rt (Hover 220 lab. Well JACK has changed his Ace Pitcher, i Features rtvind before. Running mate S. J. while. Biilie sl, .. .. , . (BOWLEGS) MATHEWS seems to importers' Roggie Mullis. Martha Farmer, A,-i'C. CapUn, Mary trance# Cartipsey, MAJESTIC have taken MARTHA (STOP-THAT- "Let's Treat 'Um Tough", — a blood Blanks Owls 5-0 Billy Bolt, Lloyd Brous, Jane Cox, S J. Mathews STUFF) FARMER well into, camp. T. and thunder meller drammer enhanced ' C. RODDY "The RAT" has been turn- if n/vr j V- wwui ine nus oven vuni- ! by the action of Dick Arlen. The po- Behind the air-tight pitching of Nor- Wb AF(/LUt»l£& j ing his attention to WIGGLE WOB-! lice of our United States get tough, man Branch, the University of Texas' apologized for his loVc-making; Cleopatra never > BLE BLANTON RACK, FENNELLE,! etc. You probably prefer Monroe Longhorns blanked the Rice Owls 5 Casanova'never 1 1 . .. « i and MIJLLIS have all been going with j Hopkins that mght, to 0 in the opening game of the South- jpoloj-iycii to 'Julius Caesar: neither did Walter Winch ell ever apolo- B[LLIE BYERS I .can, see" reason for west Conference card for both teams ftze io Bonne;' bui WK must apologize for this year's Freshman their not wantii gWf wanting to spread out any Wednesday, and Friday. We seen 'em. Saturday at Buffalo Stadium. Branch Wo can't ihW the faci that this' year's fish class Was com- lurth:.r Any way, all good looking j Wonder why SCOTT FIELD BAILEY permitted but six blows and struck out " ciiii out and! ?!!£ can nce are NOT TRI- ; blushes at' the mere mention of fifteen batsmen. Seale and Lodge did JX.M d ..I undest-nbablv poor material, hut we must come . ! "NEARLY' WEISER'S name? And the work on the mound for the Owls. eonfe.ss that We 'ji.ist ctnild not do ]|j thing about it. , j NANCY NAC.LE and MARY BETH' if you don't believe there's life in the The Longhorns bunched blows for out lhai L old boys yet. watch ROGGIE MULLIS two runs in both the fourth and sixth WL m- A**ibi«.rS%» mtonimi DM «. M somctliinu abtjfut it. W knuv* thdt it is haid to c | Lound something when he took a date; ma.vbe he got that in Arkansas. How The Tynes led the list of the Owl's A; class-thill had such little spirit that it to the Rally Club Formal We don't j ab(.;u, i;f| ROGGIE" RACK,"FEN- batsmen, accounting for half of the "We Serve the Dorms" if Rice safeties. Morris Sands led tho Texas' batsmen with two triples and a lor.k what Was mmu'e. to U-ad tht this . lov.tyi t J" ' |hi] good, but WE will put 5-1 on D<> oiir SOPHOMORE P E'S think single. His last triple would have been Ph. W«. could not ,|t this class to show, any spirit Any lUtempt on otn ; GEORGE. MARIE RESCH (WITH thllt th are too high.faluUn; for the run, but he tripped over by Parker, 4705-11 H. 7060 ,mrl to liviui up things W*.'.alwaysi-nusmterpl otyd In - the class anri THE BOWLEGS), has bee'n seen doing InstiUll/Kn]s? 0r is JIM NANCE par- MAIN H. 1322 j Get your watches, clocks, bracelets, it st.ill shows signs, of. slipping^fth'ther back into clegenerac.V. 11 mai Ko :gijod 'With several up and. cpming-, ,inl ,tl those ,bwiny blondes? Give * . 11 j at atl Vidssible: ' I' .SOPHOMORES: ; us, vanilla. JUDY TEBBS developing a chains, etc., from B. O. Kreltor, Kress BIdg. Lobby. \V>/.,ti' course; ai;preciati' tisat th.' iv.-iuvi.-:: turned put ill;groups ; Wonder why R O BE R T GLOVER c^ORGE (DON'T GIVE A DAMN) ill r iivo«"an .it. that, the c ass ~ " ; bc-en increasing her vocabulary at the • MARY JANF WEYBICH Also she j made some :4iow of spirit in this,,way ;ind we itsk everyone to «P" , expmse of 01LLY REED. ' -, has | standing parlor date-with some! M 1 proeiate- the., fact. ^ ' guess BUCKET OUVER hasn't. guv. • Ljfe is like that, OSWALD, 1 1 lint, we iniis for the etyps (,)i not becausei we tried to done any good on McGregor for a j ^[cbs TOM (WESTMEYER) SUM-1 "St. %egis tiiake something out of t-hehi - and; failed, 'but because they exist. ; cmiple of wtoks on account of it.haWt! ^RS Is still doing all right with, -The Sophomores. rained Maybe FRED MUCH does RETRY (BOHED WITH IT ALL)! mc aood out : n tht 100 llllliillllliiiEliSlllSffi - ' ™ ' ' fifllw i$l BROWN. j||v cfnts SCOTTY BEN- [ ATHLETICS FOR ALL s 1 hear him • -tell it), i ED, FRANCIS i OER doesn't know. We wonder if! :1,1M Al.thc-u-'n theleges htf the Sotithwest: conference have been ALMAtill having. NEL; dateL BERRs withY VIRGINIseems toA havande , BARNE|| jg San any dconnectio the fact, ntha betweet PEGh WAREARL- : : lerc m m ,{ hr-'l^rv their 'p,'i WiM^ll1"-fc'OtbaLl;',teams of the past few foumr something in "BUTTERBALL RFN calls her cat PHI BETA KAPPA. GABARDINES Also r, u nnVre d is that u,,,- Ife pi» ^ >« [«»/»•;«-* gs Wliv doesn't ELEANOR SULLIVAN i PIE PERKINS has PHI ;,,nr,.vnc.. The uiter^llr'.'.ate sports of the conference ^ LETIE and RUTH 1'ILKERTON give some BETA -BILL' ELI A SO FF res'gned • to one ;i break arid hang around once in :.H, !.,olbxilif i^.ia-'ihaii, tr.-uk basol,all. tennis ami golf. Such liS r ONE j AND ONLY line. :• while, Is ii the rumbling of a bass A Feature... : ri ,n. huV^i® V ,:inrIti:,!I swimmine. vollevljall. tiling DR JUG-HEAD SCOTT PSMIG ,, •• . . ,',1,1 V-, TiTirlt* H«v c*.uxx H.M4 ...S f|nnn that in.pires JERRY MERONEY I and ptr.g-pon^ c.t.tld and should I).- made ,h.„low_ „OUSB HURLEY, hav.- yet t,ook? „<>w about it. riDWELL? . .ivipet.iti ve . ':!'. t er.ri • sports. pj eut Autry House 500 every day at QJ ,.mirs(. we know that we (along Th,. pi miuht b'e raised that uich an additional program ti.1,11 A. M A bunch «.f Chem Kngi- vvilh ,h(? C(,i,,mn) stink, but so has $*W\50 Vo'n€U*>tS Willi ihe e-1aliiish. d . unlerene.. sporl sehed- i»ws suddenly ehang.^l from Chem 0V1,I V0ne that has ever written, it. 1,1 •j i .. j . ,#>!.. ,.,,nl(l he 1-fUiOVed l')V yhorlenimt till' football and Anatomy.one day when DOhOlHV, o Th:y just li- d to, in orderra to gekt •liiwi l;:S: ^ ^ ™ I " - *• a* - New Felt Hats ierrMi. < s -nch >.]>T>r.t;.»••• ll^Suishfe; and apparentls causing no con W(1!]1.| R WL;(>RI. JANE COX. MARY $2.65—$.1.45—$6.00—$6 50 Jllel Aiio'.i i' • 'Ii]<•':tie and Hart Si Nltssbaum. Inc., 410 Main ;,n iivtv'a-i. in coaches, ' qnipmenl. and travohnu expens.-s.. PARKERI MILDRED MALONE. m :iVlt^ i:- &l! tho "JS'Ibein1' ,s|)(riri-s »irr ufiiijg ; taught u*at. present :j uiunuui:orn'RUDE- LEFEVHF^ werewvi«*" last Sat- U:,rou:,>h-ne;> phv.sica.1;. Milll' ;rt*|i||h| of' the various-Schools, urduy .at,-' Some^ jiave said .the --I i | l&rSst Just because Gabardines are jT'S'te«' 1-WfH I "top" in fashion . . it.,does not follow that you must pay top he murn s«»tis U'lvs would lend to stimulate (lie majority oli studtnt }IW^ TH;.( RUTH RJCHTER does 1 [n S price to own one! You'll be , |.t • - -lW/I- s<>uie om- the I>ast and a! P''>' -. H;, OLIVE'S lead and settle

, tit ititerc'-illegiatc: eoihpiMitioh h;,ts hi'en limited to a very c>w men a,IV>11 ,;N US. CHARLIE LEESMAN is highly pleased with these suits

rf • "left -.chooi If-it. vtiriety of activitieH, as suu,«e>.tf>d. would bo car- !lnmm, professional, he ihan sth ea Chegamme here at Sakowitz at $29.50. : : : .i'«vd -ou1 -it would bring usi' closer to the: ideal of "athletics-for all. , Uoi,,g day nosv : They are of "St. Regis" Gab- • - " '''• Bteldne!. - , • - ardine . . one of our best do- iO UHv I OL. TH ALL AMBITIOl^S w for ' and enthusiasm douhof out r SOPHOMORE Yor* ^dnh-t these bodacious dorm boys elgct y. hotn t}n.y M® ;; CLASS. If there is. look at the only mestic weaves . . and one that Ms^r Queen or Duchess or Maid or what-not.' If existing conditions || is not only fine looking . . but ,on the eiinipux who dares to be cl1 will give splendid service. In are not nnpiov ed > 'on will probably have a non-tt>c|-handsome T;j different---noiithe PANTIE BOe otheY rW e thaWern e surpriseGOODEd. ,,. , May Queen .next year. The conditions which you, shoulbovsd. PANTTE ROY. We were sururised solid colors . . plain or in self Min( r fl r | to find that the upfi rclas<-men are ig- • check. Thing,improvi- -hav aree comtVie; e transportathihto a pretty howdy-d: accommodationo when handsome-(?s for dorm) schol- noring our beautiful MARY BETH „-r» Hip »»'l t+mr-f* m frf ° j JSS' "T s£i>s "£££*% »" >»,« Hsrssr •!»! • Marine Blue who is-going M let us down aflei; the valiant rfiannur m winch we STERLING at 8:30 every Monday, in tis ! have come to the aid of many noteworthy causey ®| P !- tvi,v"«,.rrWhy worrvy whewhenn vou break it London Gray Sh.eahl vi»u desire election returns fa^hrable to your party, you Why Worry when you break who Fountain Pen or Pencil? Jost take it AND HIS eats with dormitory inmates 1 loyal shoops, fill your-':empty'-;Car-S,eii; , . to the Fountain Pen Hospita : they re- * Saddle Tan I wil..l. flee• t• you •t o althet Institute ii Hall of Fame o1r whither they will pair all makes. 601 Kress Bldg„ F. 7918. Robert Henry ; Clregorj-, (VtmOMM ;! ' in behalf of the dorm hoys. RICE STUDENTS ic Cinnamon Brown QUOTABLE QUOTES You will have ample time to ORChbTRX (By Associated CoUcffiate Press) complete a Stenographic or Book- ic Lovat Green "Spend leapyear o| the farm if you're a bachelor, and want to keeping Course in our school during the summer months. lsHl< •* stay that way,'' says Prof, iff T. Htllef of the Univers.ty of II .now. Either course would be a val- lie explains that there arc fewer unmarried women in rural districts. uable adjunct to the training you eorVKIlT 1 For Made up in both single and *1.10 t'KIl RPNCfVlltlonfl double-breasted podels. Plain are now receiving in your chosen t'Ot'PI.K 1 Cull \\\ MM 'I marvel at the gen••ntlemanl' y ways that have been discovered of profession. or .sports backs. Trousers being dishonest." Chiclicago's s Robert M. Hutehins discovers that hon- We invite you 1o visit the pleated or plain. esty "is no longer considered smart, _____ school or telephone for complete information. "A middle-aaed individual has less chance to reach the age of HOUSTON BUSINESS COLLEGE mm eighty than his grandparents had." So says Dr. Alexis Carrel, who 370fl Main St. L. 0S8S Unusual Values, Indeed at $25.00 ought to know. m mm nniHnra P ~ tW

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Slllliiil '1 1' -' hv{'!. , 1 ii HI I *•1 »*€» $ Hi mmmm reception at th* Art The PALS-Pre Med danee Saturday A. and M. Cotton Ball, left last night !!1111111 1 llllllllL- i( avTB April 3, isn't news yet, but should he. night will be the first of the Spring for Austin and College Station. •Kill t Hiiliii Martha Ann Plcton, Margaret Dudley, dances and should bring out a good Miss Nitze is with Joseph Batjer, an Eleanor Davis, Ludlle Myer, Mary crowd. A. and M. Senior, and Miss Malloy Greenwood and Mary Edna McKallop M ;:v; rS® wlflliiBli will be escorted at Austin by Lawrence are to assist dressed in colonial cos- Harriet Malloy and Marjorie Nitze Boone, president of the Student As- Hear ye, hear ye! On the 25th day tumes. The theme; Southern hospi- sociation here. Both girls will return Students Woofus is dead, according to the en- who were chosen February 2t, to rep- gineers, and in his place w&l be a new tality with candle light and many Sunday. of April in this year of 1936 the an- resent Rice at the Texas Roundup and and better exhibit. This will be one nual spring celebration will be held lovely ladies. H| « of many new exhibits planned for the New Shaggy Sweaters Why worry when you break your under the auspices of the Elizabeth Names engraved free if you buy a Show this year. The mechanical en- $1.65 to $3.45 Fountain Pen or Pencil? Just take it gineers are setting up a refrigerating Baldwin Literary Society and the Pre- Pen or Pencil from the Fountain Pen to the Fountain Pen Hospital; they re- - Hart & Nussbaum, Inc., 410 Main machine to turn out pineapple flavored Law Club. Are you glad it's spring? Hospital, 601 Kress Bide , F, 7918. pair all makes. 601 Kress Bldg., F. 791#. frozen suckers. A demonstration of an Yeah, I mean you. Why certainly ..sauk, oxy-acetylene torch cutting under you are, What would poets and Dr. SMffigyJ water as used on sunken ships has Camden do without it? So naturally UBSL| . been planned. you would like to Celebrate. (If not, In order to show the construction of see a doctor.) planes, and airplane will be demon- strated with no covering on the Wings If this were a more social school, or fuselage. In the electrical engi- there would be ways and ways to neering department will be found a celebrate—as in Rally Club (Hi, Mr. light ray gun. The television set is Mi-Cants)— but it ain't, so there. Only already in operation. The radip con- one thing left—come to the E. B. L. trolled car, one of the most popular S.-Pre Law dance and let the exhil- exhibits at past shows has been re- aration of .~uch wonderful company built entirely for this show. fix you up. There is nothing like an Two photo electric cell counting de- informal spring formal to prolong that vices will be set up, one at the me- good old spring fever. chanical lab annex and the other • at Added attractions are River Oaks the main gate. The chemical engi- and Mr. Benjamin Pfjskowitz. We neers are arranging an elaborate test were going to have Hal Kemp, but of concrete and steel. Benny begged us on bended knees for The show will be officially opened just one more chance, ,-ind our hu- on April 17 by the engineering class manitarianism (gosh, eight syllables) of 1916, the first class of the institute.- forced us to say yes. I forgot to men- ••ys.' Arrangements have been worked out tion tears in his eyes. Anyway he's to handle traffic at the show in an en- getting attached to the people at the Institute. Names engraved free if you buy a And now an announcement to the Pen or Pencil from the Fountain Pen Engineers, who probably haven't read Hospital, 601 Kress Bidg., F. 7918. this far. You can wear those luscious Latest in Neckwear whije coveralls ihat the Acadenis get a glimpse of when they catch you 'fik1; ..?• •'1 : SOc to $1.00 vf WLf TOP5WING 6t,„ Hart & Nussbaum, Inc., 410 Main lurking in the halls of the Chemistry building, and everyone will think you fyto6itij?fown ojj coiVtM have on a white linen suit. Anyway nobody will know you. SWEET AS i Which reminds me, if and only if w«M® THE ONE I —you attend the E. B.-Pre-Law dance There's no use asking young men what HONEY AND ONLY J April 25 at River Oaks (get it now) their favorite sport is this season we will give five free.lessons on HOW the answer js unanimous . * * * I TO MEET THE GIRL IN THE WHITE | SATIN DRESS. This offer is good on "Topswing!" There's been a positive j ihat night only, so buy your tickets clamor for this, the latest starter in now. Don't put off until tomorrow the sports field. You, too, will sue ! what you can do April 25 at (same i stuff). cumb to "Topswing's" smartness ; | .; - f_ to the correctness of its gusset-sleeves j iirely different manner than at any and very perfect side vents. j previous show. The back walk is to j be illuminated to encourage entrance from the rear as this will help the Starts Sweet ' parking pioblem. In front of the M. L. 1 Smokes Sweet ! building qp information booth will be fill $ | stationed. Visitors will not be re- if Stays Sweet | quired to follow any definite route Trousers Talon-fastened j hrough the show, but a route will be NOTHING ELSE HAS ITS FUVOR suggested which will pass the visitors Alio Imperial Ytlla Bel* S1.50 through the most interesting part of the show first. This routing will be published in the Show program and in the papers. Signs at eye level will assist the visitors to find their way to different exhibits. The main gate will Friday night is Rice night at be the main entrance and the South the EI Coronado Dinner Hall and West Hall gates will be used ROLLE-JEWETT & BECK as exits. Visitors are requested not to Club. Be there with Duke park along the sides of the roads but to use the lots only for parking. and his band. New Time Named For Choral Club To Appear

C. G. Risley R. E. Senay At Forensic Meeting EVERYTHING IN MUSICAL Nine-thirty p.m. is the new lime MERCHANDISE . . STARTING FRIDAY j named for the appearance of the Rice HOUSTON BAND Choral Club, under the direction of THIS DRAMATIC STORY WERE >R. Rillfng, before the National Forensic NOT TRUE, YOU MIGHT NOT BE HOUSE Society in the bal.|iooni of the Rie> ALIVE TODAY TO SEE IT Expert Repairing Hotel tonight. Representatives at the 812 McKlnley Fairfax 77G1 conference will be from every part ol the United Stated and Puerto Rico. Copyright 1936, The American Tnbarek- Cigarette paper not only envelops the manufactured are subjected to the most flwii RING HIS INCOME TAX. . . • • end It is much simpler to peer tobacco in {firming a cigarette, but ; through the leaves than through the fiiiilli ..rigid anal>sis before it is used in mak- Slllliiil —WITH • holes so your?, truly will have much through its physical properties may e\- FIGURE IT OUT FOR j more to talk about these days. They ing l.ucky Strike Cigarettes. YOURSELF . . . *4\ JOSEPHINE : say Kemp! Lewis builds a wicked bon II1 , 1 1 Ml' Eat lunch at the PIG'N | fire with the aid of some V the lads ilflSlSfsplll'S'j HUTCHINSON i:'-' 1 1 : WHISTLE stands for a week j and lassies. spitlliBliaiis Luckies are less acid ISfeif •I if Hip . DONALD WOODS j • . * » •• f —and add up your savings. ilia ill ANITA LOUISE Good foods arc reasonably Many among us went to the Osteoti. | Mary Verna Guthri-', Katherinu Par- Bill ixc*» of Acidity of Othsr Popular Brandt Over lucky Strife* ClgartHo priced here. Sli HENRY O'NEILL ker. Rosemary Wa'kins. Kay Pearson Recent chemical tests show* ®i I 1: J ; and Jo Fowler and a lot of boys we : that other popular brands IAIANCI didn't see. I LUCKY S T R I k S "TIME MARCHES ON!" 4 *• * have an excess of acidity \ '>I*>i D 6" We never thought baseball could "over- lucky Strike of from i compare with our backgammon tour- I s H A N'P" C* MM PS 53'. to 100-.: naments but of or seeing who we saw I S-g-A-ND- ,6 THREE 1 OCA HONS Saturday at the Buffalo Stadium: we Gloucester Devil's 3018 4701 6500 think we'll neglect our afternoon tei —OR— Fishermen Island S. MAIN S. MAIN HSBO. BLVD. for a bag of peanuts and the sight of JAPANESE SUICIDE •mum VCRiriKD ov INDCPtNDCNT CHEMICAL LABORATOIIIES AND RESEARCH OftOUPS m: "Home of Good Foods," some of our lovelier ladies In thMi ' summer bibs and tucks. a YER OLE PAt • * • // ! •• MIDNITE The Southern Artists exhlbi ion and SHOW SAT IT'S TOASTED PR •• AL Names engraved free ii you* buy a JOLSON Pen or Pencil from the Fountain Pen Hospital, 601 Kress Bldg., P. 791S -J.SKI LOVE-SKI YOU-SKI" •The Sinking OLIVE OYL AND BLUTO Kid" Why worry when you brcakr your Your throat protection - against irritation Fountain Pen or Pencil? Just take it In the Fountain Pen Hospital, they re- i pair oil makes. 601 Kress Bldg., F. 7918. -against cough MSMBB

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^ li' 'itefTB? I Bica T^SlSSaKR event Johnny Neece will represent IIP* I . you ; JMMUI,; IfiQllff Owl Teliiiists L S. U. Track the Owls in the jump. The Tigers also •JuB Mm II oph have Bill Leathers. The Tiger* will be Fountain Ms Make Showin represented to the weight events by to the r U ide-Lites mmm Bill Crass, Ben Friend, and Gordon pair all iiiU'w Lester. Arthur Stevens will oppose At River Oal Sam Mays in the javelin with Stevens Bice Golf Team the favorite to capture the event. POPULAR MCE DRUG STORE" Wednesday, March 25, the Rice golf Hugh Saxon and Joe LaSalle will be team took its rusty golf clubs off the Max Campbell, last of the Rice en- •Coach ".. Emmett Brunson's track entered in the sprints, while Pinky tries in the River Oaks tennis tour- charges this afternoon meet Coach Rohm and Salvadore Torres will broad- mirn shelf, dusted the dust and cobwebs off nament, lost Wednesday afternoon to the golf bolls which were put away at Bernie Moore's Louisiana State Tigers jump. Torres and Klinepeter will run Wilmer Hlnes, ninth ranking player in their first dual meet of the season. the hurdles. ;,j the end of last summer, and Went out of the nation, 6-2, 6-1. , The Tigers will engage the Owls here 'smmsmmsmm to the Brae Burn golf club to qualify • iSix members of the Rice tennis Friday and then travel to Lafayette, 111 for positions. All of the players were Fountain Pen Hospital repairs all team and T. O. Ryall, sophomore Rice La., for the Southwestern Relays. makes of Pens and Pencils. 601 Kress 2 Blocks North of M. L. assured positions before they went out, student who is ineligible for compe- for there were only four players to The L. S. U. track team is probably Bldg. F. 7818. Bldg. on Bissonett tition this season, entered the tourna- the weakest in several years this sea- fill four positions. Due to illness, ment. Bill Lorimer, captain of the Howard Collins one of the players, was son. Last year's fin® squad was Shoes, Latest Styles team, was beaten by Arthur Hendrix wrecked by graduation of such stars $3,00 and $5.00 Ph. H. 0437 unable to qualify on Wednesday; but of Lakeland, Florida, 6-2, 6-8, after he was assured of his position. ' The as "Slats" Hardin, one of the country's Hart & Nussbaum, Inc., 410 Main Felix McGivney defaulted to him in greatest hurdlers and quarter milers. other throe, Denton Wise, Willy Mac- his first round match. Paul Farren Guire, Jr., arid Robert Glover played This year injuries and ineligibility lost in the first round to P. B, Thorn- huve taken their toll in the Tiger Out of your income, pay your obligation the eighteen hole qualifying round. ton of IlquStijm, 6-4, 6-1. George Led- The results were: Willy MaeGuire erer, after a game fight, succumbed ranks.' !'||SiW ililWsift to yourself ! Start a Savings Account first with 70, Robert Glover second to Kalle Schroeder, i^l'dlsh Davis Rice looks much the strongest in the today. with 78, and Dention Wise third with Cup star, C-3, 6-2. Franklin Jones shorter races and in the discus, and S3 Was beatep by Perry Broom. Sam several other of the field events. L. Houston State Teachers College, 6-3, S. .U. has two distance runners who South Texas Commercial Denton Wise was elected captain of 6-1, Ebbie Hoi den lost in the second should take both the longer runs, the the team for this year at the , "R" as- round to John Van Ryn, holder with mile and the two mile runs. These t ion a I B an k sociation banquet of last year, and he Wilmer Allison: of the national doubles are two sophomores, Walter and Ham- HOUSTON, TEXAS reports many prospective trips for the championship. The score was 6-3, 6-2. ilton. Member of F. D. I. C. team This year should be' one of the Arnold Bryan and David Weiehert 618 Main St. test for the Rice golf team, for they Ryall lost the hardest fought match are due to tie up in a tight contest for • will have more' matches than in the of the day to Carl Smalley, one of tops in the pole vault. Weiehert is past few yea fs Prospect j ve mat ches the leading players of the University the Southwest Conference record hold- are; A and M at College Station on of Texas, 7-». 7-5, 8-6. er, while Bryan is the leading vaulter Easter Greetings! April J1. S. M. IF; in Dallas on April Campbell won his first round match in the Southeastern Conference. 17, T C U. mi Fort Worth on April over George Cartwright of Galveston. Hiney Kent of L, S. U. is expected —invites you to visit the Y. W. C. 16 or IS. Texas in Austin or. May 7 0-4, 15-4 He look the second round to take die high jump without trouble with the conference meeting the next mulch with Bunting of Houston, again as the Owls have shown little in that A. Silver Tea and Style Show day, and prospects for a trip to Baylor. without the loss of a set. 6-2, 7-5. In Second National Barber Milll HaJirflialt Doubles Tourney Eiuls the third round he defeated Odus afternoon at Autry .Morgan of Edmund. Oklahoma,1 6-4. Budge and Gene Mako, the second at Field I louse ranking doubles team of the nation. and Beauty Shop view their exquisite TN hand!'all tourney which has Budge and Mako, playing in their Basement Second National Bank Building i in •progj'^ss"for quite a while at Tlk Rice doubles teams also were spring and summer styles in tor- best form, ran through two sets, 6-t, "We've Always Been the Shop for Rice Students" tiie lu.ndhall clourts 'ended last blasted fi'fom the tournament Wednes- 6-1. day aiteinoon in the first round of PHONE B. 32655 MAIN AT RUSK md, sekni-f or m a I, and sports V, 11 k TAilh Syars and Oliver romlnj: PbweJ's and Cotner of Baylor beat • .ill i a Uii itjijSj .over Sheltori and Hull- play, In (lie leading match of' the :: Jones and Farren, 0-4. 2-0, 7-5 in a wear— r.ian - i -i ' ''r. • v. r i 1 \1 ' ,iv ••.•••• four .participated'.in by the Rice tennis, Campbell and Huldcn bowed to Don close fought match that Was never de- Badminton cided untjl the final game. (jjonn and •.Mtieb, .«).{(>rest. h^&.:bei;u' |howiv ,.of Kanuath of the University of Texas NEW LOCATION—2911 FANNIN kdr ||jg| • jifriiieiriihlj;^ bitten the dorm' 'students. More inier- j beat Bunting and Nicholson of Rico, uri J t. i' 'ha1 rptfny . of the «wt than ever before is being shown 0—1. 6-2. \ Uifl< nt tun titfen * iupfnii' intefeosi •b y the *>liudent# this spring. Every In the other match of the day Bill • in iffliteii® 'and i«ri| j||| evening after: supper a large group of Lorimer and George Lederer were de- in« it, iVi ijl day «iV ifM %W-hoW (hem eM be seen playing the game feated by Jaka Hess and Wilbur Hess. Jake Alexander L;4t;r in the M'ii mj.;; a, '>.;icii^ii»)t'on loui • in I lie'lots adjoining the several donn- Both of the Hess boys also are former iilUiK tj; W(il oMIoto rally | f hrld |:j 'iiiories.. t. La»t; Sunday the three halls Rice iehnis s'ars, Wilbur being nation- Softball Buc Bites Students held a - oft-ball league, and when they al intercollegiate champion from Rice F1 ower Shop (>>;n e- iii-'ain ilie . f»»st' 'inallj quit playing it developed that ; last year. South Hall had carried oil all the Delivery EXQUISITE EASTER Fountain Pen Hospital repairs all honor- This iv however, an unsettled Fountain Pen Hospital repairs all Ph. BHi makes of Fens and Pencils. 601 Kress dispute ioi- iu> doubt the jbuglie will makes of Pens and Pencils. 601 Kress Service FLOWERS P. 5728 uids. f 7918. :'v ||{J:',;,!,".!',.',.!i;!.-"'j' E'.tf*. F. 7918. " .T> ..I. .1 -V, y iv. UHW K; K L Lv , f j, | .MW •

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