^teiV Vprnti ALBANY STUDEIV"' San UnMnlty at Ntw York «r Albmy Frldty, Uirch 23. 1973 PRESS Long Basketball Season Comes to a Close pages 18 & J9
The LX'AC Baskeibnll tournament represented the last same lire Great Danes will play this season. Shown above, to the left ami to the light are sonic of lite reasons why Doc Sailers (below, Icli) came through with his eighteenth stiaighl non-losing season. From left to right, at top, the learn members aie Harry Johnson, Hob Rossi, Weinei Kolln, Dave Welchoas, Reggie Smith. The remaining playei above is Mike Doyle from Union College, who was voted the Most Valuable I'layer of the tournament.
To the middle, left and right, arc pictured two ol the lop contenders I'm Most Valuable I'layei of the Team honure, John Quattrocchi,, and Hymn Miller. On litis, the last basketball back page, we couldn't forget to include those great Albany fans who weie there when they were needed and directly below, you see one of the main reasons the Danes had such a great season, their jumping ability. Well, this is your loving basketball phologiaphei saying "see ya next season."
photos by niagnien and slawsky
PLEASE RECYCLE PAPER Campus Exchange: Ex-Cons at Harpur, Maine The Spirit of PYE in '73 Compiled by Mark iitcofsky April 4 • 12 marks SUNY A s 4th Annual Earth Week. To commemorate the event. The Albany Student State Prison has filed a com duringthal time. Students are Press will run a series of articles on the environmental movement on campus: what it's accomplished, SUNY Binghamptoii may not plaint with the state's Human also asking the court whether I what it s doing now, and where it s headed. By Katlty Eckerle be just tor students next year if Rights Commission charging em the trustees may again raise tui NEWS BRIEFS two proposals, one before the ployment discrimination against tion next fall without bargaining In 1969, a group of Rowayton, devote their time to working on liable experience. Of their two Space Committee and the other ex-prisoners by the University of with the students. Conn, high school students were the problems. major "victories" in the coming before the Broome County Leg Maine's Portland-Gorham cam edited by Daniel Ross becoming alarmed at the condi PYE's very first project was an yeais. each brought a lesson I islature, are approved. pus. Philip Shaw, who got an ***** tion of the marshlands in their exhibit at the Governor's Con with it. area They formed a group, When plans were announced lo The most controversial alterna early release to attend the uni It has been reported in Suites- SAIGON ference on Youth al the Com tive use of dorm space is the versity's Augusta campus, later man that a four-man suite at The release of the Inst 1-18 American prisoners in Indochina unci called it "Protect Your Environ modore Hotel in NYC. The ex extend Interstate 88 through the proposed half-way house for ex- transferred to Portland-Gorham SUNY at Stony Brook was withdrawal of remaining U.S. troops in Vietnam began Tuesdaj ment," and fought for the legis hibit, multi-media ecology show, beautiful Bozenhill region. PYE under eleventh-hour agreements worked out in Saigon and Vien convicts. The proposal requests and says he was turned down robbed by four males, each of lation lo do it. drew praise and recognition for joined oilier concerned civic tiane. "a section of one of the dormi twice when he applied for cleri This was the beginning of PYL. the SUNYA chapter. groups in preserving this area. whom was armed with a gun. A U.S. officials in Saigon and Washington said the moves will be an environmental movement Reports compiled hy PYE said tories to house 30 to 40 ex- cal positions/C/iromcfc, March television worth about $100 and completed by Thursday, one day after the deadline written into the But with the praise came indig that. Ihough il would he a convicts who need a 'somewhat 19) $190 in cash was taken. It seems Paris peace agreement signed Jan. 27. that was to launch schools across nant retorts from nervous Alba charming route for a highway, structured environment' in order ***** thai the robbers had entered A four-day impasse over release of nine Americans captured in the country into a frenzy ol ny industrialists. Cries of "Keep Laos and held by the Communist Pathet Lao delayed the homecom- activity in the 1970's. construction would destroy to readjust to civilian life." (Pipe through an open door and or out of our community, you The following is from the ing of the American prisoners held in Vietnam as well as that of the Dream. March 6). PYE: A Button don't live here," plagued the many of the natural resources of Chronicle of Higher Education, dered the residents to "lie down 5,000 remaining U.S. troops. Soon after the Rowayton environmentalists but did not the area. The streams, the gorge I SUNY Binghamptoii is also March 19, 1973: "A group of on the ground" so that they AP I event, a little yellow and green stop them from investigating and the Bozenkill Falls would all considering housing senior citi undergraduates has filed a class- wouldn't gel hurl. One student BEIRUT button made Us debut on the polluting practices in the area. In be in danger if constiuction zens on campus. If approved, action lawsuit totaling almost $5 was able to lock himself in his PYE investigations found the Tobin Packing Co. dumping untreated Iraqi troops have pulled back a short distance from the lines they SUNY A campus. It was worn by some cases, they even got big went on as planned. Harpur will be the second uni room and call Campus Security wastes into Patroon Creek. The issue is now before the courts. million against the University of set up l'/s miles inside Kuwait last week, easing the border dispute versity unit to make such a Jon Scott, professor of atmos companies lo help. General Elec- Though the teporl lacked the Southern California, claiming who then called Suffolk Coun that erupted six days ago, Beirut newspapers reported today. pheric science. Inc. for example, manufactured technical data lo really support move, the first being SUC-BulTa- that its trustees had broken an ty's (ith Precinct. Two other Iraqi jets continue to make reconnaissance flights over Kuwait, hut Close-Up: Attracted hy the success of the and donated, free of charge, the the issue, the concern of PYE lo who began housing senior implied contract with them by robberies have occurred there Iraq also was reported to have withdrawn a number of its tanks from the border as a good-will gesture. Rowayton drive and the forma samples used lo suivey air pol members thioughout the state, citizens this fall. repeatedly raising tuition over this semester, including a girl Mahmour Riad, secretary-general of the Arab League and chief tion of the new organization. lution in the area and the hacking of citizen ***** the past three years. Tuition who was threatened with a knife mediator between the two oil-rich neighbors, said Kuwait and Iraq Scotl obtained a gram to buy a groups as well, succeeded in can The Tobin Story Perhaps the biggest crusade A former inmate at the Maine jumped from SI800 to $2,460 and lobbed. had agreed to establish a joint commission to negotiate the batch of the buttons symboliz celing the project. demarcation of their disputed border. He said an Iraqi delegation during Spring, 1070 was againsl In 1969, PYE began an investi finally completed. The veidict: would visit Kuwait soon lo discuss formation of the commission ing the environmental move Tobin Meat Packing Company. A year later, PYE was asked In "We recommend against the in AP ment. Many students worked lo gather a group called the Concerned gation of Patroon Creek at lei stallation of chlorination facili The campus became a local tlie evicence needed to confront Citizens of Taglikamc (N.Y.) lo the New York State Health De ties in this situation due lo the BELFAST point in the Capilol District. We Tobin Willi the extent of Us investigate lire environmental ef paitnienl named Tobin Meal Security forces mounted a massive search Sunday negligible benefits lo be deiived sold buttons lo area groups who. polluting in Patroon Creek. Il fects til a planned iccicalumal Packing Company the second named Jean and Pat who lured three British army s;i worst polluter in the Albany and the short time period of murder trap. in turn, sold I hem to members. has been a continuing issue with community by the Boise-Cas aica. Tobin is stiuaied on the need for chlorination." The re Descriptions of the girls were distributed through oiil In llns way. groups could raise dodging robin executives that's cade Corp. After an extensive port wenl on lo "emphasize" Ireland. They were based on information from a erit •ally money to develop PYE activi- still occupying the efforts ol study. I'YF concluded thai "the Creek and dumps its waste water that Tobin was not ihe only soldier who survived the plot, widely attributed lics. PYE silicic-ills (sec Close-Upl proposed development would effluent into it. Republican Army's diehard Provisional wing. polluter of Patroon Creek. From the stall PYE called foi represent a flagrant example of PYE found tats thriving in the Both girls were described its between 18 and 22 ye land profiteeringoblivious to the Creek. The phosphate concentra So the Tobin Meat Packing lull names were not disclosed. awareness, understanding and ac The First Earth Day tion and the hoi watei emptied Company continued to pour un The surviving soldier, whose identity is being withh tion on live pail of citizens m Albany hosted a slate-wide demands of prudent land use treated waste into Patroon of his jaw shut away and one hullel lodged in his spine. lacing the environmental crisis PYE planning dining mid- planning." There followed a de into the Creek were both of such Creek...and ibis yeai Patroon The IRA is waging a terror campaign to force the Bnli of lite '7()'s. Plot. Robert Rte- March 'flic result: April 2-. tailed indication of what would a proportion to be dangeious to Creek was sited as a hazard to Northern Ireland and untie the Protestant-dominated prov now. the political science leach- 1970-Eaitli Day. happen lo the area if the plans living organisms. overwhelmingly Roman Catholic Ireland lo the South. health hy the Rochester Delta ci who stirred the emotions oi A Tiash-ln al Washington Pnik. were carried through. PYE was invited to the State Lab. the campus 10 the seriousness of exhibits, a picket-boycoll ol As a consequence, Boise-Cas Attorney-General's office to pre- The three year struggle to get WASHINGTON the problem during the early Tobin's. Ed Cowley's "Environ cade cancelled plans foi con scnl then data. something done about cleaning The Supreme Court today lei stand the contempt cil I'Yf days, called tlie snuggle ment As Ail" exhibit in Alla- st tuclioti. While the slate debated what up Patroon Creek may have Harvard professor who spent seven days in jail rather tit; agai ,1 pollution nothing short nionl. .for an enure Saturday The Sprit Is Alive lo do. PYE organized a picket confidential sources lo a erand jury investigating the finally gained some giound this ot "an issue of survival." the campus was enveloped in These are just two of PYE's and economic boycott of To Papers case. yeai. Pelei Van Scoik. a former environmental issues. bin's meals. Political scientist Samuel L. Popkin argued that the CO tin sit PYE resolved lo educate and efforts. There ate numeious oth- Tobin's president, John M. student, has taken Tobin to review his case though he was released from jail when the grand inform the public of their pre Il did not stop alter Saturday ei cases. Watson, invited PYE members to court under the Refuse Act of Wits dismissed. dicament. In addition. PYE however. At tick's like "Twenty PYE litis seemed witnesses in Government attorneys contended, however, that lire en "discuss" the matter. Through 1890. In ordci lo do tins, the would be a bason between the Things Worth Doing For Out suns againsl polluteis such as moot when the jury was discharged last Nov 28 The g out the discussion Watson con Army Corp of Engineers had to public and elected officials com Planet Earth" and "The Lake Atlantic Cement They helped said it hits "no present intention" of seeking Popkin's li stantly pointed out that once examine Tobin's dumping piac- the grand jury probe should he resumed. municating the problems and Crisis" informed the University get a Bikeway muled through the Patroon Creek Interceptor lices foi six days to determine if The high court dismissetl Popkin's appeal over the hjecll proposing immediate solutions Community and carried the Albany and slailcd can and pa Sewer nd the Ninth Sewage the company really is polluting. Justice William O. Douglas who would have heard the case whenevei possible. movement ovei the summer lo pa recycling projects Every a Treatment Plant were completed After a long delay, the Corp A I' How successful, ihcn. has PYE the next fall. PYE bullous were yeai their Legislative Watchdog (piojected lo be 1974). the finally anived. completed their been duimg the past loin years'' a common siglu by then. bin. Committee publicizes legislation WOUNDED KNEE investigations, and charged mosl til all. the number of ihem which should be watched oi pioblem would be solved Lawyers for militant Indians occupying Wounded Kn hlatn Leave Our Community Alone! opposed They've kepi industii In the meantime, PYE sug Tobin on six different counts. federal court order Sunday allowing six carloads ol )d I. flic energetic spun ol the aiound showed how PYE had Which bungs us lo today. The delivered lo the blockaded village. Spnng. 1970 days spoiled large cieuicd an "awareness" on cam ahsts on then toes by pinning gested chloiiiiating the effluent standing of the sun is uncertain Judge Andrew Boglte grunted lite temporary restraining ciowds lo pun lite lecture halls pus. articles tin pollution and whal before dumping il into the U S. District Court at Rapitl City, S U , to allow attorneys at the piesent mine as. tlie long from lo hcai environmentalists speak Success was slow. PYE met the can be done about II. Cieek Waison assured llicm that American Indian Movement, AIM, to deliver food, medical supp a feasibility study would he court process has yel reached a antl cooking fuel daily In lite :j:>() persons in Wotindi i ml on pollution and over complex political machine that In shoit. PYE has kepi the •d Kn done decision on the Tobin case. Yel Militant Indians led hy AIM have occupied the village since population. PYE's educational slowed progress down. But with spirit til Earth Week alive Felt PY1: is hopeful. Meantime, AIM leader Russell Means said there was a poss ibthu dnvc drew ihese enthusiasts to each set-back, PYE gained tnval- throughout the yeai The feasibility lepori was a break in the stalemate
MONTPELIER While Inosl slates III lite 1' S at stun pol |ienallies Vermont i^ considering adopting tougher drug laws Nader Highlights Week Vermont Stale Representative Roy Vance has introduced •' lull making first nine possession of marijuana punishable by six years in Lnviionmental advocate Ralph Nadei will high prison nntl a $5,11(111 line A second conviction for mere possession light Laith Week activities wuh a lectuie "Envn- would resull in life in prison Willi no possiblitj of parole onnienlal Hazaids Man-made and Maii-iemedied" lo ZNS he piesented in the SUNYA gym Wednesday. April -I al 7 ;u pni ALBANY Nadei's appeaiauce will help kick oil events ol Armed with a shone, htm of tax tuts and a light trim on New York Laith Week '7 1, Apul 4 IJ I State spending, the legislature's Republican leadership this week will attempt to push a record I H.77 liilhon budget through the two Preceding the guesi speakei, specific presentations houses will be made In \'\ I Piesidenl Cieoige Keleshian The minority Democrats pledge lo wage it floor light over the hunoimg local enviionincjita! activists. proposed spending plan, however, demanding logger expenditure Co-sponsois t.l ihe lectuie include l-oiuni of reductions and deeper lax cuts Politics. Siudenl Associalion, Ihe Political Science The budget, some $120 million thinner limn originally recom and Economics IVpaiimenis, and I'VE mended by Gov. Nelson A. Rockefeller, must be enacted by Sunday, April 1, the start of the stale's 1973-74 hscal year, and It is expected Doois will open al o HI pin foi student II) holdcis to come lo a vote Wednesday or Thursday. and ,ti 7 11(1 pni loi ihe geueiul audience. AP
PACE TWO ALBANY STUDENT PRESS TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE THR.-.L —*?*mK¥
JONATHAN SAYS: BOOKSTORE Shuttle Bus Makes the Rounds TheTerm Paper Scandal I HAVE RETURNED BONANZA // TO THE BOOKSTORE. "Once You Start Using Them, You're Hooked The uptown shuttle bus is designed to alleviate parking problems at SUNYA. This COME IN AND BUY BARGAINS service provides a bus within seven minutes anywhere on the shuttle route at peak rush In Esquire X'ews Release author of the magazine article, "The sad part of this whole problem to an acceptable level." would." "Once you start using Appealing to the conscience of these things," the student con hours. The bus runs every 15 minutes at other times throughout the day. Hours of Companies selling term papers "All of my employees are col- business is that if we close down lege graduates. The writers all enough of these companies and the student also does little good. tinued, "you're more or less A COPY. operation are 7:52 a.m. until 5:15 p.m., Monday through Friday. All shuttle service 10 college students have grown BLIZZARD so large, according to April have al least M.A.'s and most of get them to go out of business, One student told liscpiirc that hooked. You can't lake C's and originates from the Administration Circle, and will stop to pick up or discharge Esquire, ili.il they have become them have Ph.D's. Lxcepi for or even underground, all we'll cheating "doesn't bother me as D's when you know you could OF passengers anywhere on the shuttle route. multi-million dollar concerns. maybe the Rand Corporation, I succeed in doing is reducing the much as flunking the course buy A's and B's." Term paper files, once the pro probably have the most highly BARGAIN vince ul' fraternities, are now educated staff of any company handled by linns thai do nation- in the country." BOOKS w ide business and in some in Although some slates have out New 24-Hour Information Service i stances have SOU numbers so lawed term paper sales, business ih.ii paiions across the country couldn't be belier. Despite the can call in then orders toll tree. New York law banning such Fine hard cover editions of One company, according to transactions, term paper com Two new campus information and students needing assistance the monthly Calender of Events. I he I si|une aincle. "Why panies connnue to advertise in systems have been established by lo the appropriate offices or Il is designed lo provide details HUCKLEBERRY FINN Johiinv Can't flunk." main New York college newspapcis units of tin- Office of University officials. of campus events and university tained a tile ot ovei [en ibou- Little can be done lo combat Affairs Infone not only will refer calls news bulletins for interested TOM SAWYER s.md p.ipeiN and issued a catalog sioic-boughi papeis. icports Intone. .1 IM-hoUr-a-day in- to such sources as the Campus panics both on and off campus. ol lis W.IICS, 1 ciin papers wiilieu i.si|uue. Stephen Munich, a loi malum phone service, will he Center Information Desk, the on .. daily basis. The SUNYA- DOSTOYEVSKY lo order went loi S.S.Xs a page, ' deputy chief in New York's operated by Bel to llei/og. assis- Performing Aits Center, ihe line icporl will be prepared while catalog papers s.iKI loi two linieau of Consumei Frauds and lanl loi university communica Office of Sludenl Life, the Per each workday morning, and will tions, and SI'NYA-l.ine will be sonnel Office and the Commun be updated immediately as cir $1.50 in paper FRANKENSTEIN dollais a page. 1'ioleclion who handled lire Hie IIWIIL'I ill .inoihei term stale's prosecution ol a lei in tun by the Community Re ity Relations Office when cumstances dictate. 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advertisement m Women's Liberation at SUNYA Takes Many Forms by Patti Maslinoff active on the Albany campus is "I feel a sense of unity that what Peggy 7-5184). The weekend will cast into the "feminine" role, The Women's Liberation Move that it is not restricted to one I face is not unique and may be conclude with a party and how to deal with jealousy in ment is alive and well on the group. Women's Liberation is an shared by women all over the speaker on Sunday. women and present and future Albany State Campus. But it intensely personal experience. world. I realize that other Another group of women roles in society. And even if no seems to many that it has been Each woman needs to express women are confronted with the within the Women's Liberation cone lusions or answers are operating underground for not ALBANY herself in an individual way and same problems," Group concerned about the reached, it is helpful to know too much is known about it. the variety of groups and activi The third week is a business gynecological services on others are in the same situation. advertisement T PKSf There are several different ties on this campus reflects this meeting. Discussions include campus. Barbara Matilsky felt Barbara and Sue stressed some groups each with different goals need, plans for action, weekend that the services offered on cam of the misconceptions that both 1 i and activities. The Women's Liberation conventions in the area and new pus were inadequate and invest men and women have of Group is an SA funded "cultur ideas to be explored. Generally, igated a full-time gynecologist Women's Liberation and in < The start of the Women's al" activity. According to Peggy these are thrown open to the and/or clinic. She was prepared consciousness raising. They feel Movement at SUNYA is hard to Nadler, who presently heads the group and then followed to do the arranging but found that it is more of a "liberation of V' determine for many of the group, "Us purpose as stated in through by individuals. Dr. Janet Hood to disapprove of people" and that "men don't This Sunday women originally involved have the Constitution is to inform A group of women -is- now the idea. Dr. Hood, according to realize how much they will bene disappeared. Piecing In .jther the men and women in the working on an April 6, 7, 8 Barbara, feels that the facilities fit." To exemplify this I various bits of in.urmation it university community of prob wekend convention to be held offered in downtown Albany are statement, they told of an i 1 appears, that the birth of the lems which face women and to at Albany State, It is intended to sufficient. Barbara feels that a incident several weeks ago, at Women's Movement on the find solutions to remedy them. cover a broad spectrum of more student-oriented clinic is which several male friends were IP i-1 Albany Campus was during the We do this through films and interests from its start on Friday needed with sensitivity and ser invited to a consciousness raising an old tradition will be revived. student strike of Spring 1970, evening until the conclusion vices (including education) meeting to because of a desire to speakers. The Assembly Hall had been The group meets every Sunday afternoon. The tentative geared to the needs of the communicate and to taken over to serve as a Day Care Monday, alternating its format plans schedule a speaker for female student. The possibility demonstrate that this group does Center and a Women's group EH every week, for a three week Friday night to lecture on looks very dim, and Barbara not see itself as "against men," began to develop. Throughout KICK-in-the-ASP did not appear last year because of legal hassles with the makers of Cleopatra. period. Women and the Media. It will be added, We have to educate our They went apprehensively, but this period and the following A film is presented on the first followed by the entertainment at selves. We never can learn came out beginning to year, they bore the ^titie of This coming Sunday, unless there is anything hettcr to do, KICK-in-lhe-ASP will return to the Monday. The purpose of the Henways of the band-Sweet enough about our own body. It's understand, as one of the men Women's Liberation Front, This SUNYA Campus. documentaries is information. Jenny Grit. Workshops are our body and our respon felt the next time that he picked is an indication of their radical This year, though other films planned for Saturday. The topics sibility." up a copy of Playboy. Barbara and political nature, similar to If you have any plans on Sunday, cancel them. If you have no plans on Sunday, make some, so have been shown which accord are to include: Women in Consciousness Raising Groups, said that men are surprised to the leftist movement of the you can cancel them. ing to Peggy are very similar to Politics, Verbal Karate, although originally started find that the women in time. The problems between films shown in much of the Abortion, Women in Literature, through the Women's Liberation Consciousness Raising are those women more politicized, media today. Hopefully, because Women in Medicine, Feminist Group, now operate separately "good-looking" and have I and those women who preferred KICK-in-the-ASP is an annual humor newspaper. they are shown by Women's Counseling, Housewives, and on their own momentum. boyfriends, which destroys the 'HI • i conciousness raising was the t Just as the Albany Student Press tells it like it is Liberation, viewers will take a Secretaries, Women in Prisons, State Quads C onsciousness myth that women are involved major source of conflit during twice each week, KICK-in-the-ASP tries to tell it deeper look. Lesbianism, Women in Science, Rnising Group meets weekly and in Women's Liberation because the fail semester of 1970. Most as it isn't, never was, never will be, and it's a good Women in Media, Self-Defense, according to Barbara Matilsky they are ugly and can't get of the women in this original A speaker generally is on the thing. Men's Consciousness Raising, and Sue Potter, both active with married. group split to join other groups agenda for the second Monday. and a Sell-Help Clinic. Literature this group, it has been a very which better fit them. A cooling The speakers have come from The Women's Student Caucus and crafts will be sold helpful and growing experience. period followed, and in the Fall out of the area, within the is another student group on throughout the day What is it'.' They describe it as a IU7I, the Women's Liberation Albany community, and from campus. This differs from the Saturday night should feature "a small group of women who Group arose on campus Accord the university. Topics have Women's Liberation Group in the film, S .M >.i ti••• | .,111* discuss things prevalent on their ing to Sherry Sussman, who has included women in the church, that it is a branch of SUNY-wide previously shown on campus, minds, oiler ideas and prepare Do not ask for a KICK-in-the-ASP been involved from the begin media and education. organization-SLNY Women's and n short film on Lesbianism for when they will leave the ning, the Women's Group now The speakers and films provide Caucus. This group, which entitled I he It...... Movie campus." The problems that has a more positive approach..- a source of new ideas to be Ma r y an n Topeeek presently discussed as a group and to be Afterwards, hopefully there will women encounter have led to heads, deals with on-cam pus "just keeping it ongoing is fan examined personally. Andrea be women performers at I he t he fol lo wi ng top ics lor related problems. 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PACK SIX PAGE SEVEN ALBANY STUDENT PRESS TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 197' TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS BWtffilifflfflnimr'"— Women's Liberation at SUNYA woman portrayed as a whole or as part of a man? Do male as Mock Senate Planned continued from page 7 Barracana Schmidt, was appoint opposed to female writers treat the quota system for males and ed, with the Caucus's help in the women differently? The 23rd Annual New York Friday, the Assembly Chambers females regarding entrance to screening and selection of There are over 460 students State Intercollegiate Mock Sen will be the location for the the unviersity. Because of this, applicants. A subcommittee of registered in courses now desig ate Session is set for March 28th session of the Mock Senate. If Spanish Students Feel Repression Mary Ann says, it is necessary for the Women's Faculty Caucus is nated as Women's Studies. Yet, through April 1st. The Mock time allows, an invocation by a female to have a higher average now working on the Women's comparitively there are few Senate in the past as will be in the Speaker of the Assembly, than a male. They are concerned Perry Duryea, will be given at Studies Program. They recently women involved with the various the future is a viable source in facilities 1 fi kilometers from the students were once allowed have with sexism in class-remarks setting a proximUy among New the installation of the President instituted a Women's Studies worn en's groups. Daims, Madrid, Spain (CPS)--Two campus in a further attempt to been eliminated. Divergent deans made by professors. Many of of Mock Senate. This function Minor and are discussing plans Sklepowich, and Hahner all York State colleges and univer separate students from each and officials have been removed those involved in this group are University of Madrid students for the future, (perhaps a major) agreed that a connection sities. With this different will be at 9:00 a.m. on Friday graduate students and thus con were wounded and several dozen other. and replaced with those most but it was not done without a between the Women's Studies approach to youth in govern March 30th. cern often centers about pro arrested March 9 when Spanish The campus itself, in the closely supportive of lhe Franco complex history of events: and the Women's Movement ment, a convergence and closer At the first meeting of the blems for the graduate student police broke up a meeting of northern part of this city of dictatorship. The (leneral Ed In early 1971, Mr. Irving may not be valid. contiguity exists between the Mock Senate Delegations, the such as-femalesl receive accor students at the University's three million, has returned in the ucational Laws which once Verschoor, then Dean of General students and the administration Mayor of Albany, Erastus Cor ding to MaryAnn propor Daims said that students have Faculty of Philosophy building, last few days Lo the status of an governed tlie universities have which they represent. ning, will give his annual speech Studies, received letters from come after class to express their according Lo informants within occupied sector. Police con been revoked, and all governance tionately less grants than males This will take place at the Shera women in the community in involvement in Women's Libera Lhe university community. tingents are stationed, on foot, of the universities is in the hands and the need for day care cen ton Inn Towne Motor Inn, 300 ters. There has been a day care quiring about the possiblity of tion but that there is no effort During the five days of Mock The students were holding a horseback and in vehicles, in of the police and government. Broadway; 7:00 p.m., Wednes center in Pierce Hall, yet it is women's courses. Ms. Elinore to do Consciousness Raising in Senate, only three days will be discussion with a group of uni strategic central locations and Over the last few months sev day, March 28th. now failing due to inadequate Posner, also involved with the class. "Some students," she said, used for the actual session. On versity faculty members when near the most active faculties. In eral dozen University of Madrid funds and workers. General Studies program, "take my course because they I lie heavily armed riot police the center of the campus there is students have been suspended contacted Ms. Diva Daims, of the ? ACLU vs Racism might want to approach litera moved in. a police convoy on alert, which and an undetermined number The Women's Faculty Caucus Who wants to be Mayor of N.Y.C. English Department, to discuss ture in another way." includes four or five jeeps, sev arrested when they attempted to States constitutionally required headed by Ms. Joan Schultz of Much oT the University of The American Civil Liberties the possibilities. Ms. Daims, Ms. Sklepowich commented that eral buses and trucks full of hold meetings and discussions. for arrest, cannot be the fact the English Department, is Madrid's lower faculty is on Union (ACLU) Foundation Joan Schultz, and others met most of her students fall into "Most interesting 'mumbo jumbo' since 72" police and a water cannon. The They join the hundreds of that an individual appears to be another branch of the SUNY strike at present, primarily in March 1 'A filed a federal lawsuit together to plan courses. By the one of two categories. Either latter is set up lo spray water a "dark-skinned Latin Amer Women's Caucus. It also is protest over economic griev Spanish students who have been lo stop dragnet detentions and end of the semester, though they they are very committed to Whatever John Lindsay's crat, Beame has gathered j ican." concerned mainly with ances. dyed green, so that students in prison and who are now black interrogations of "dark-skinned were told that there was no Women's Liberation and take port from various political university problems, especially motives, political or mental were Students in several faeulties- caught by it can he easily identi listed, visited by the police, and Latin Americans" by Immig The suit asks the Court to money available. However, ethnic groups. He has the cx| in relation to the women the course because of a "high for retiring from a post that he -iucluding law, philosophy, let fied and detained by any police denied such basic rights as a ration and Naturalization (INS) forbid the present practice. during that summer, Daims and ence of the city's fiscal prohl faculty. "It is the academic degree of personal involvement" held for nearly eight years, he ters and journalism-have gone man. passport and a driver's license. authorities. Schultz were notified that in the and would seem to be the.' liki-lik h world's equivalent to NOW or they do not see themselves as has caused fissure in New York on strike for several days to Discussions with University of Spanish students can be sent lo The Foundation claims the Fall, ANS 300 Women in preference in the Democra (National Organization of part of the Movement. These City. express solidarity with the strik Madrid students find them prison for six months for par authorities are acting on the machine's choice in 1973. Women)" said Ms. Lois Modern Literature would be students in the latter category Out of several of the names ing faculty members, ;md to caught between a powerful and ticipation in a demonstration, "groundless" suspicions thai the offered. They taught the course are, according to Sklepowich, The New Democratic Coaliti Horsemeat Sklepowich. "It is not a personal entered in the mayorality race, protest Lhe government's new eloquently- expressed desire for but can serve up to six years for people detained are living in the or psychological group, but jointly, adding it to the full perhaps even afraid or turned off four stand out as being top has already given their back "campaign of repression" and its fundamental change in the pol belonging to an "illegal organ United States illegally. rather very political and schedule, because the English but they are curious. contenders. Nevertheless credit to Assembly deputy leader, AI decision to return large contin itical, economic and academic i/ation," an organization not ap The complaint, filed in US (ZNS)-Customers in Portland, effective." Department did not recognize it Although the Women's Move should be given to all those who bert Blumcnthal. The endnr gents ol police to the sprawling structure of Spain, and Lhe fact proved by the government. District Court in New York Oregon, have shut down the as part of th eir load ment is varied and active, it is ment came from a group of lhat they feel that all their ef Despite this and lhe fad that city's only horsemeat store. In general, the Women's have seriously considered the 65,0(HKs*lU(!etil campus The City, lists several instances which requirement. However, the still small when one considers liberal Democratic clubs forts in Ibis direction are so all political and student organ The reason for the (dosing of Faculty Caucus is concerned idea of seeking one of the most police contingents were with dragnets have been made and Department course committee the number of female students The big split in the lib.- brutally and successfully repres izations are illegal in Spain, ihere the J & H Market was not a with the fair employment of unwanted positions in the politi drawn from the university last contends there have been many finally passed approval and last attending SUNYA. Various rea constituency in the city is I sed. The result Is a profound are a number of underground protest, however. It was simply a women. Much to their delight, cal realm. October for lhe first time in four others. Fall semester, ENG 313, Women sons were proposed to explain result of Representative llerni trust rat ion and sense of im parlies ol a political orientation, deluge of customers desperately Albany State has chosen by the Representative Mario Biaggi is years. The plaintiffs in the case are in Modern Literature was this. Sherry Sussman felt that Badillo, a Puerto Rican, annll potence, which has led a large and unions of a more general trying lo buy horsemeat— more federal government to be investi one of the strongest contenders During the last year, following three aliens, two living in the offered. "people don't feel that Women's candidate for Mayor. He shni number to seek jobs or schooling orientation with considerable customers than the small market gated in terms of equal employ in the race. He is a man with a I'our-moni h st rikc in 1972 United Stales lawfully, and the Daims feels that a Women s Liberation is something to be attract the constituency of lev in other countries. si u den t s u pport and par could handle. ment of minority groups in a many credentials in his back which shut down most of the other with the knowlege of INS. Studies course such as Women in attended." MaryAnn Topecek blacks and Puerto Ricans. Ilu ticipation. Il all started when a Portland study entitled Affirmative ground, and as in the past, is ma j-or campuses throughout Spanish students live within a They were slopped on their way Modern Literature, which she explained that some women are ever, the city's top black lead' in1 wspuper recently reported Action Plan. The equality of campaigning on the law and or Spain, all meetings of students dictatorship, whose rigidly con Many of lhe more active of to work at 7 id) am, January K, teaches explores an opportunity turned off because the groups have verbally announced tli that an Oregon woman had been employment of women is now der theme. Decorated many and faculty of any soil or sUe, trolled economy is directed by Spain's students express ureal in Brooklyn. INS agents pushed for questions not usually asked are not political or radical ill-support for minority serving her husband horsemeat under investigation and a report times in his role as a police other than for rcgitlarU schedul foreign corporations and the concern over the nature of them into a car in which two in literature....what assumptions enough. dates. Although black for the past three years, without is expected sometime this year. lieutenant, Mario Biaggi seems to aile I'd classes, haw been illegal central government. and whose Spanish fascism and the need for Kcuadoreans were already impri are made in literature about Shirley Chisolm and Pens Su his knowing it. The owner of the Recently, an Equal Employment MaryAnn summed up the reflect many of the character When they were held, they were academic structure and cur democracy and socialism, but soned in handcuffs. The agents women, how accurately is the istics rescmblent in Philadel ton have expressed no desire ' the immediate target of police riculum are felt to be inadequate concentrate at present on drove on a few blocks, then .1 & H Market, Ed Carroll, said officer for women, Dolores characterization drawn, is the feeling of the movement: "People must be concerned. phia's Mayor Krank Rizzo. hurt Mr. Badillo's poliln intervent ion, even for the last century. academic change, tor fear of the picked up I wo more dark- that the article apparently infor chances, they also haven't <• even more brutal repression med hundreds of potential People want things to happen The present City Comptroller Spanish students musi meet in Their efforts to change this skinned persons. The three plain- pressed any desire to help. which would resull were they lo customers in Portland that but they just don't move. of New York, Abe Beame, feels secret in small, scattered group ihiough meetings, discussions, l if Is were released when their deal in national politics. horsemeat was available at prices ri-IVE ENTERTAINMENT* Nothing is going to be handed to his chances are good in the race Jesse Gray, the black candid.i ings in order to avoid attacks by pet i|ions, demonstrations and slat Us was proven. Although I bey are pessimistic much cheaper than those of women. It has be demanded." for Mayor. A Brooklyn Demo- for Mayor, has been the rfn> the police. Nevertheless, they strikes- have closed the cam According to lhe ACLU henefactor of this IKI live under constant fear of police puses in past years. Their efforts, a n d di vi ded about Spam's Foundation, Sol Marks, director beef. -committal help from the n!\ spies, police raids and police however, have not resulted in future, I hey see two hopeful of INS in Ni'w York and a The result was lines of people black leaders. infiltrators. even minor concessions from the siyns. The first is the desire of defendant in the lawsuit, "has at the door, and not enough Fri. March 30 The Universil y of Madrid government, which rules with an some segments of the Spanish staled publicly that the de meat lo t^o around. Carroll has PASSOVER 5733 J Among other contenders .1 former Democratic Mayor campus, leveled by (leneral iron hand and a firm show of ruling classes lo "liberalize" fendants' practice of slopping been forced lo close his market New York, Robert Wagner wl Franco's artillery during the force. The resulting sense of Spanish instil in ions so lhat the and inlerogating and detaining until he can locaI e a large e- 8:30-Midnite A Call for an International Freedom Seder recently received the support < Spanish Civil War, was rebuili frustration has kept the Madrid country can be brought into the persons without probable cause nough supply of horse steaks Governor Rockefeller and libn over a vast area, Us faculties campus relatively quiet through! Common Market, where op to believe that they are aliens and horse ribs to (et'ii his new Prof. Donald Cohen speaks at party boss Alex Rose. scattered and separated, and no the first part of this school year, position lo Franco and fascism illegally resident in the United customers. but l h real ens to unleash new remains, And lhe second is lhe The contest for Mayor, CUIIM buildings centralized for lhe disorders, as the situation indeed continued strength and growth ering the confrontations .11 students lo uel lot-ether or hold appears beaded toward. ot ilie first successful working 7:30 tonight in CC 315 chain reactions that will <» ' cultural or other events, Since lhe l'J72 strikes and class iu'e,ani/.iitiou and movement Roger & lizy should be the most inlerestii Kec.-nt ly several militant closures, the little protection in Spain li.i years lhe illegal ITower East... cine cum laudel political contest and "niiunl I icullie.s economics and men ,oid lhe "democratic" facade the Workers Ci.mmis-.ioii, JSC-IIillel TUPS. Educational Scries jumbo" since the 11172 preside i ci n e have been moved t.o Plus tial race. /" N BLACK WEEKEND '73 The Grasshopper Randye Kaye April 6 - 8 ONE OF EUROPE'S HIGHEST QUALITY fQtt Gifting Main Concert: 10-SPEED BICYCLES Campus Center Snack Bar It's nine times EARTH, WIND, FIRE and , NOW AVAILABLE more suspenselul. Rathskeller EDDIE KENDRICKS lEXCLUSIVELY ON CAMPUS Happy Hours Tickets: $4.00 Registration Cards: $4.00 Total: $8.00 l^P t#l7«^#\^ I Wednesday and Thursday| Mon. - 7-9 Sat. - 3-5 Registration: March 21 to April 6 I March 28 and 29 I Small Beer $20. Eree. Pretzels NOW ON DISPLAY AT: Campus Center Lobby Monday thru Friday: 2:00 to 4:30 pm i | New Sunday Hours Saturday 1:00 to 4:00 7:30 and 10:00 LC 7 i i $.50 with state quad card $1.00 without 4 pm - closing FOR INFORMATION CALL 457-4803 MORNINGS - 10:00 to 12:00 STOP IN TODAY FOR FULL DETAILS Beer Available for Dinner AFTERNOONS- 2:30 to 4:30 <"".....,., «u<.«n, ^ SHORT: No No Seymour I ALBANY STUDENT PRESS TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 PAGE EIGHT ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE NINE TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 Fur. apt only for summer, $ioo mo. Man Is not a planetary disease; Business Opportunity-earn money In State St. near park. Modern one B.R.* "Famous Writers Course" • Seven your spare time on campus or during suitable 1-3 students, free parking he Is an epidemic books - cost »80 Like new $25. summer vacation. Call 705-7758 lot. 462-0214. 469-4306. ^^^__ from 3-6 PM, Mori, - Fr|. for an itorials & lette appointment. No obligation- no in / - Ian McHarg Wanted to rent: House in country Antiquated bed unused for 20 years. formation over tne telephone. Rose Marv Feckd 371-4777. with land. 4-6 bedrooms. Within 3o minutes from campus. Call 482-585; Roommate wanted for Fall '73 to aid handicapped dorm student. Room & 2-Bedroom Apt. needed (or tall ,inrj Board In return for services. No summer. Call Nancy 438-54 26. WE ONLY A6KEP FOR PEACE CLASSIFIED WANTED experience necessary. Call Phil at 457-4328 after 6 PM. Cute, Cozy, Clean, Apartment need THEYCLAIMEP THEY WANTED WITH HONOR, THEY ONLY tmx ed in June for two people, if you're Wanted Desperately! Girl's Bicycle Waitress needed 1.1:30 AM til 2 PM. /HPEPENPENCE. .. WE WANTEP UNREASONABLE PEMANP& nappy In your apartment but leaving Support Local UFVI Boycott Iron Horse Pub, 15 Colvln Ave. Pat 434-6282 after 6 PM. this year call 472-8897 and ask !Q, Apply In person. TO RETAIN OUR INFLUENCE Andy. Secretary needed. $200 per week. Summer sublet. Across from vv.uut Typing 50 w.p.m. 482-9781. FOR SALE 1968 Cadillac, 57,000 miles, full bury. $55 monthly. Call 457 5233, power, air conditioning, excellent Driver needed urgently to help with condition. $1950. 869-8503. HELP WANTED. Wanted: 2 bedroom furnished Al Despite appearances, the SUNYA community is not an island apart from solicitations for State Fair journal. bany apt. Karen 7-7502, 489*3458. 1972 Vega GT, 18,000 miles. Excel 1965 Volkswagen Van with a 1971 Call Linda Welnstock 7-8972. the Albany community, nor-no matter how ingrown and inbred the city lent condition. $2200. 482-3498 af engine. $250-869-8503. Putting band together, want lead and is—is Albany an insular enclave separate from the rest of the country. ter 6. Nurses needed In 49 states and 57 percussion. Into recent as well as 1968 GTO A/C, PS, radio. Runs countries to provide badly needed original material. Call 457-8825. LOST & FOUND SUNYA students rarely make connections between their own political Adorable 1963 Volkswagen. Many well-Body excellent- Mag wheels. health services In African villages, extras. Sacrifice $3QO. Call 457-3028. $1250. Call Ken 489-1626. Asian cities, Pacific Islands, Indian impotence and the impotence of the average Albany voter. Whether or not reservations, Chlcano communities, 1966 VW Fastback-10,000 miles on 1971 Honda 350 cc Under 5000 Applachia, migrant labor camps. Lost: Molecular Genetics THE PRESS ACCUSED US OF rebuilt engine; excellent body- THEY KEPT RELEASING STORIES the average Albany voter supports the status quo of city, state and national miles, excellent condition, Call Work In community-run free clinics, Book-absolutely essential It *$500--Call 399-8737. SERVICES LIES, HYPOCRISY ANP PECEIT 457-3028. drug rehabilitation centers, mobile course. Please return to CUnlu OF HOW MUCH THEY WERE ALL politics, there arc very few who do not admit that personal political actions health units. Volunteer a year or two. RM 303. (7-8717), $10.00 i 1959 650 Triumph Chopper, best BUFFERING-.. . ANP THE PAMN ...IT PROLONGED THE CONFLICT B.F. Goodrich Tire and Rlm-8.55-14 Peace Corps and VtSTA need you. they take have next to no effect. offer. 456-0652. (tubeless) Etalne 457-5182. For information and applications see STEREO REPAIR- reasonable. Rich Found In Women"; PRESS GAVE'EM COVERA&E your placement director or call 457-5255. Whether or not a voter supports a Corning or a Nixon, his personal 1968 Cadillac, Maroon w/blk vynil Gym-small gold ring with i Girls 3 Speed bike-new $30. Call 212-264-7123, NYC. top, power seats, windows, antena, 7-4532. 465-3206. Spring's Coming: Get your bike knowledge of his own political impotence must eat at him. Whether or not 57,000 miles, (maculate, in & out. College graduates wanted In Latin ready now! All kinds, reasonable. $2,150-- 869-8503. Stereo Dyna 70 Watt Amp, Preamp, America, Africa, Asia, the Caribbean. Call Paul 457-5234. ,i voter supports Nixon's economic policies, his own impotence in regard to FMX 3 Multiplex receiver, Make Agriculture, health, teaching, and 1968 Plymouth Roadrunner, 383, offer 439-1274 or 457-3957. community development positions PASSPORT PHOTOS—Fast Quality RIDE/RIDERS lowering food prices must deeply frustrate him. What many politicians who Automatic, Tape Deck, Maiiory Igni opnn here and abroad. The choice is Service—Call David Shapiro at tion, 48,000 miles. Very good cond. work hand in hand with the capitalist conglomerates do not realize, is that 7 Band AM-FM-LW-Shortwave Ra yours In the Peace Corps and VISTA. 457-8714 or John Chow at WANTED 869-8503. dio, excellent condition. $60. Call Contact Theresa Martin Division of 457-7796. Barry 457-4656. 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FINALLY WE GOT TOUGH-, HIT Fender Twin Reverb Amp Exc cond. $50O-$4,0GQ monthly, expenses paid, Sandy at 457-4712. 465-7748. LEFT HOME... Sl/T WHEREVER $200. Gibson Les Paul Gold VG sightseeing. Free info. wrlte-TWR Co, THEM WHERE IT HURT6 ANP people but force them into defenceless positions. cond. $175. Eves 434-6646. Dept E6, 2550 Telegraph Ave., Ber Typing done in my home. 869-2474. Pontiac 65 Mechan. good condition, THEY ARE, T'AI SURE OUR K/PS keley, CA. 94704. PERSONALS GOT THEM TO NEGOTIATE... If you treat men and women with scorn, they will swallow their pride as 2 door white, new tires. 60,000 Stereo System: Pioneer Amp KLH Typing done In my home 482-8432. 1 ~RE5PECT THE WIFE AND J-. miles. $200. One driver. 6 Brevator speakers. Viking Tape Deck, Sher Girls: Have a fashion party in your HOW WE HAVE PEACE . long as they think they are only weak individuals against political Apt "C" Albany. wood Tuner, Garrard SL-5 5. Call own home evenings ot afternoons. Papers typed reasonable rates. Call machinery much too powerful to combat. And if you treat men and Andy 457-401 6. Earn extra money selling HI Fashion Marcla 459-7352. B O Sportswear at your own convenience. We're putting tnem t> Ladles Rleker ski boots- size 7 '/? - women with scorn long enough, they are going to realize they are not For information call 438-3014. Typing Service. Reason able. again! Just keep those In good condition $25. Barb 7-8776. SEIDENBERG 439-5765. from me. Love yj .ilwav. merely individuals, but the individual representatives of a great mass of Part-time waitress tor Farouk's, 238 Collier's Encyclopedia-24 volumes JEWELRY IN. Allen St. Wednesday and Thurs discontent against which the the political machine is ultimately powerless. and current yearbooks. Bookcase op day nlghls. Apply In person after 6. Dear Tony, tional 274-4523. Superficial relationships art In recent weeks, Albany residents have been picketing area A&P's which Married Couples-earn extra money HOUSING really superficial. Happy fl-sh babysitting part/full time, $117 per should be super. sells non-union lettuce. It is imperative that more students actively support GRADUATE SOCIAL WORK week. Live-In situations available for earrings 2 for $1 STUDENTS this semester, university Family Ser this boycott, not only for the advantageous effects it will have on the vices Inc. Agency. Call 456-0998. Two girls needed for apartment one mt^ms®mimmfm&$msmam&$msify buy 4 pair get 1 free block from busline. Call 7-5102. United Farmworkers' negotiations with the big money lettuce growers, but Prepare now for the N.Y. St. Looking for people Interested In ESP. Certified Social Work Examina Amy, If want to participate In ESP exper Large bright furnished room. Kitchen also for the sake of galvanizing Albany residents who do not yet see that Sorry this Isn't a long stemi tion. Two highly experienced privileges. SUNY busline. Woman cigarettes 397pock iment please 'call Jeff 457-5354. rose --happy birthday anyway. social work faculty conduct an Graduate student or upper classman The SLOB Blows a Fuse the same set of local and national priorities which oppressess the UFW, also intensive preparatory course in preferred. 972 Madison 489-2119 af Afro earrings ter five. oppresses them. Albany, Syracuse, Buffalo and ABORTION /;v (iicun von SoSi n it: The picketing has been going on for five weeks, and so far has met with New York City. We provide a Couples wanted to discuss coed hous Mary, Workbook and other materials. ing lor fall. Call Dave 7-4004 or Bob 264 Central Ave. Free Placement Did we tell you today success. Nevertheless, too many shoppers continue to patronize these For information write Chazin- 7 8705. This was not the case with the SLOB. Our slate legislators appear to be enjoy cor. No. Lake Ave. Schreiber Associates, 391 Hall N.Y.C. Free Preg Test The exlerior is polished marble, not. stores oblivious of the fact that the rising food prices they complain of, Quail Street, $170 a month, utilities ing their new retreat in the mammoth Albany Court, So. Orange, N.J. 07079. concrete. All of the fixtures are of the Medicaid Accepted Included, April to Auyml 457-4065. legislative office building down at the ,IIH1 the selling ot non-union lettuce both share a common characteristic. Dear Littlu Brudder, highest quality. Nearly full grown Irees Cotifiiclous says: "RushTIKI South Mall. One filters the edifice were planted in front of the building only For Rent-girls to share furnished flat. They represent the tendency of big money and government to solely for fail eventually dry up." Bewai through a four story lobby, containing an CALL N. Allen St. Call fur Information last week. And every floor of the top drought Snark. 489-0725. impressive 20 foot indoor waterfall seven floors of the ten slor\ building is each other's interests, and the shopper and the underpaid worker be Luvuand I CLASSIFIED 595-4220 panelled in a different wood, including Furnished house for rent, $240, 2 The building's official title is the "Stale damned. teak, wulnul, and cherry. ADVERTISING Controlled Parenthood bedrooms, close campus, air condi Legislative Office Building," or SLOB tioned, 482-1 103, 482-4 548. The ASP is in total support of the efforts of the local boycotters, and we M.M.: The SLOB had many critics when il Is even included an "Execu- Suite 55 The architei FORM A fool Is a fool Is a fool. opened just last year. Some legislators tone" speak • r system in the plans. urge everyone who is interested in helping the cause of the United 200 W. 72nd St. New York-Frankfort $165 thought it was such a waste of money Through the system, legislators silting in round-trip. Weekly flights. Farmworkers, and who is interested in transforming the aimless frustration Circle appropriate heading: N.Y.C. N.Y. that they refused to move their offices their off could hear debates and Reserve now for June and July. there. (lobar t Assemblyman Edwin speaches live from the Senate and Assem ol the consumer into organized resistence .igainst the continual triumph of No. o I time FOK SALE LOST & FOUND Safe; Low-Cost Confidential German Overseas Tour Co., Mason, a renegade conservative Republi ble ('hamhers In this way, they could to run big money interests, to join the picket lines. HOUSING HELP WANTED P.O. Box 535, Brattleboro, Ver can, was reportedly the last holdout, relax in their offices during the less a non-profit organization preferring to keep his cubbyhole office in PERSONAL SERVICES mont 05301. crucial parts, and hustle across the street Up to now, only two A&P stores have been picketed the Central Avenue the upper reaches of the Capitol when it came time to vole RIDE/RIDERS WANTED and Delaware Avenue stores although other stores are being considered. WANTED But now thai all the legislators have However, according lo some reports, 6CHEFBUH moved in, the voices of protest seem the new system doesn't appear lo he Those interested in actively working lor the boycott should get in touch Italian and Italo Culture Week somewhat diminished The lawmakers ;ill working so well, Apparently, the SLOB SPIEOI with the Albany Friends of Farmworkers. The group can be reached at seem to go for the plush, deep- twist Ad to read as follows: was uiulerwired, and every lime the sys Wed. March 28-PAC Lab Theatre LASASm\ carpets, and no one has been heard = „ °* \ ii'in is turned on, fuses are blown. AH') >()22, and they will be happy for your suppoit. complaining about the comfortable ma Within the next lew years more South "I TRE CORNUT1" (The Three Cuckolds) SPAGHETTI hogany desks, the naugihide covered ex Mall buildings will be opening their doors, Thurs. March 29-7:30 PM CC Ballroom eculive chairs, or ihe spaciousness of their including Ihe II-story main tower and JteladBuffefcj new offices. Ihe lour 2.) slorv aeencv lowers L fj*(y IMSO* r* trw Some say thai Ihe new building has Lecture,Film,Display "Sacco and Vanzetti" greatly increased Ihe legislature's el'l'icien Besides the SLOB, Ihe Justice and ; by Roberto D'Attillio cy and productivity, while others chum Motor Uelucles buildings have also been Technical Advertising that the building is nol grandiose al all opened, and each is equally as impressive *************** rob arnish linda mule Commented one lawmaker "lis reall> a Still far from completion are the Cultural ! Fri. March 30 7:30 PM Ed. lounge b| chall linda desmond very workable, comfortable place Complex and the Convention Center matt meyer I Culture Class "Art of Italian Wines" When asked when the entire project will Business Circulation phil mark Differences Seen be completed, Governor Rockefeller said, Editor-in-Chief Editorial Pages ron wood jerry albrecht Sat. March 31-7:00 PM CC Patroon lounge No matter what Ihe critic* <>r backers "Let's jusl hope we'll all still be here " gaiy ricciaidi glenn von nostitz Exchange KICK say, one must admit lhat the building and Although the legislature has in the past Ad Production mark likofsky Italian American Art and Photography its South Mall setting are da/iling by any been uneasy over the rising cost of the Arts debbie kaemen standards. Some people are unitized by Mall, additional appropriations have been News andy palley Photography sheila schenkein exibit and reception gary sussman the scale of the KLIN Y A campus, but one granted al the Governor'sIxiquesL Back in jnn e bunker bill buna jay tosenberg Cost l» V05 par word each time your classified appears. look at the SLOB convinces you that the 1962 the entire project was estimated to mindy altman david slawsky Classified Ads 8:30 PM - Dinner Dance sponsored by is Sports cost ft'ifrU million Today it will cost Albany State campus is really rather kathy eckerle bruce maggm cathy ganek •Name— Italian Studies and Sons of Italy paltry. somewhere over $1 billion. But now that Off Campus ken arduino funded by Graffiti the legislators have moved into their new ttuatnt tax Address- The differences in construction quality bob mayer Preview ruth sibley Sun. April 1-5:00 PM LC 1 quarters, no one seems to be complaining are obvious. Architect Edward Durell danny ross TOTAL ENCLOSEDr lesiie davts Phont^— Movie: "Black Orchid" with Sophia Loren coming! Stone designed SUNYA with cost limita anymore. Office: CC326 Phone: 467-2190 this sundayl tions closely in mind. The concrete, Editorial Hoard determines policy. *************** profabrication, and the uniformity all helped lower the price tug. ALBANY STUDENT PRESS TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 PAGE TEN ,. ....^MMM**"— of speed and bigness, but of having View From the Right mediocre psychologists who have dreams continued from page 12 of greatness far beyond the reach of their apathy . . . " radicals at SUNYA still Playing the Academic Game conformity-bound mentalities. haven't been lobotomized. He sure fooled ' m^^^i^»^^f^m^ssm^^»»issmiff^i^0 me. But this brings up another point. Why is the ASP printing all those terrible The Siege of Wounded Knee II Some administrators and department papers. $ to employ in tenure cases. But those who things Barry says about me? Of course, I State of Sfate chairmen will tell you that the reason 1 The letter to State Assemblymen and g have done this judging are no more wouldn't even dream of mentioning it (I By Leroy H. Pelton why more courses and smaller classes do Senators should include your home ad- m "visible" and in many cases less go, than "1 suppose you'll smuggle people out for The current tenure case of Curt Smith don't mind really) if only I were granted dress so that they know you're from their SK not exist on the undergraduate level is To the Editor: the dead concert. . ." those whom they have pretended to judge the same privilege. But the editors of this byMark Gilmour indicates to me that the trends detrime because we don't have enough money to State Quad Program Council would like district. Sendlettersto: £jj: upon. The fact is that although many of "Of course," he said perfunctorily. ntal to education and scholarship which scholarly journal are always very careful to express their disappointment over Cen The Honorable $• I stopped into the Campus Center for a hire new faculty. This answer gets every our members suffer from delusions of to "edit" (read: "censor") anything that/ I held up my bomb. "How are you for exist within the Psychology Department body off the hook, and tral Council's decision to discontinue Legislative Office Building $; cup of coffee and I ran into my old friend grandeur, they sadly lack any reputation gasoline?" might not be limited to that department write which might hurt a radical's feel •:> holding its meetings on the quads. They Albany, New York 12201 jg Willard Bugbee. we can presumably all go blame the state for scholarship within the field of ings. Maybe that's why the ASP is not "That's Pepsi," he said. "We put up the alone. However, I think I can best illus legislature. But the answer ignores simple seemed to have gained much support on Explain your position as clearly as im "Willard!" I said. "How's things here psychology. They are not even cited in barricades while the vending machine trate some of the problems which exist called a "free" press. But at least they the part of those concerned, and we were possible. Let him know the reasons why :•:• facts. In our department, if everyone abouls?" the works of other psychologists, which is permit me to register my complaint. man was here too." on this campus by reporting my observa were to teach 9 hours per week, which is ail optimistic that this would help lo you feel the way you do. The more work :•:• a less important point to make, but one "Fine and dandy, 'cept I'm sleeping tions of the Psychology Department, of * * * foster student involvement in government we do, the closer we will be to justice, j-j; "Well timed." not an unreasonable teaching load with over in the lounge at State." which takes on significance only because Permit me also, if you will, to express "Did it for the boycott." which I am a member. Although I will which to carry on research, we would and other activities. If you're interested in working with :•:• it shows that the department does not "Don't you live over to Indian?" comment on the dismissals of Harold my sympathy for Ms. Yvonne Benton State Quad Program Council was asked NORML (the National Organization for :§ "I can't drink it?" have the equivalent of a 33% increase in "Yesiree. . ." even reach its own superficial criterion of who, also in the latest ASP, complains Millerandmyself, and the attempted firing faculty size. to supply coffee and donuts for Central Reform of Marijuana Laws) for legaliza- $ "So whaL happened?" "Ruin the effect. The pigs are supposed "visibility." (The one lone member of the of Carol Waterman, I will also refer to that her posters advertising the Benefit Council. We went to a lot of trouble to tion, or if you want more information, |:|: "Why, I come over here to the book department who has a national or inter lo think it's gas." other issues which I think are related. Program held last March 4th to raise see that this would be provided, only to call Dan Sachs at 472-7731 or Mike g: store to get a typewriter ribbon and when national reputation in psychology, based But the assumption is that you don't "What's the Pepsi man think aboul all One commonality amongst the three funds for the Pan-Africanist Congress of find that Central Council had decided lo McGuire at 472-858H. $ I got back they wouldn't lei me back in get to the "big leagues" -some of our this? Did he freak out?" upon signi ficant and creative research Azanio were "systematically removed and SUNYA Chapter, NORML % psychology professors mentioned above is cancel their meeting on the quads. the quad! There was Security guards and contributions, has consistently supported department members entertain the laugh "We accepted a token contribution that they were viewed as trouble-makers systemmatically replaced by announce In the future, if Central Council decides State fuzz all around and the hippie- all three members under discussion). able notion that we are moving toward from him for the Bach Mai Hospital fund or deviants within the department. That ments of Women's Lib meetings, speakers to hold its meetings on the quads, State freaks hay got up a big sheet hanging up being one of the top twenty psychology and let him go ..." There is little attention paid to the or films." We on the Right have long Outstanding Going Out on Mohawk Tower: is, from time to time they took positions departments in the country--by occupy Quad Program Council will support them human dimension during this mindless "Don't you think Sweet Jenny Grit'll in regard to departmental and educational come up against similar resistance. Radi enthusiastically, in an effort to help REMEMBER WOUNDED KNEE! ing your time with the education of gel tired of sitting around playing Jump bureaucracy's scramble for fame and for cal students, Yvonne, think they have To the Editor: :£ "They talking scalps?" matters that were not in line with those undergraduates. And despite outcries promote student involvement and inter tune. Harold Miller was hired one year ing Jack Flash under duress?" of the chairman and other department sole possession of the pillars and have at est. This is a letler concerning the tenure $ "Don't be cool. I got papers to type." from time to time, "publish or perish" is Another Freak ran up just Lhen. "It and fired the next, without any prior times removed the right wing posters that State Quad Program Council case of Curtis Smith. I was very upset :•:< "Any snipers?" members. Conformity has become a vir stronger today than it ever has been. It is won't be much longer!., he said. "NBC indication being given to him that he was I've put up. A "free campus" may mean when I heard that there was a possibility :•:! "Nope. Just barricades and security and tue within the department and a con not only the students who suffer from sent Oarrick Utlley out lo cover the doing something "wrong," With the ex one thing to us, Yvonne, (like equal that Mr. Smith's association wilh the •:*: I don't know what's inside. . ." scious effort has been made lo hire this policy, but science itself. For while protest ..." ception of a few individuals, my depart access to pillars and other forms of English Department al SUNYA might he g: I hurried out and went over to Indian. I people who can be "easily handled." A rushing to publish as many articles as one "So?" ment as a whole apparently couldn't care can, one does not have time to think up advertising) but to the Left it merely Pot Luck terminated. He is an outstanding educator |$ checked out the Security people and desire for conformity has been stressed "lie drank a Molotov on live, coast-lo- less about what becomes of the people ideas or to do research that are worthy of means their right to do anything they and the SUNYA English Department ;•:• walked around lo the back of the quad by administrators as well. For example, they so cavalierly fired. Except for those coast network coverage. And Hay ward one administrator has spoken favorably publication. The mountains of journal like, and screw everyone else. It's quite i To the Editor: would find itself hard-pressed to fill the |:j: by Hie athletic field. I was just about Hale Bruin is eloping with the drummer few individuals, no concern has been articles churned out each year amount to frustrating, as you've pointed out. If you shoes of such a man, were he to leave. •:•: there when some blue shirts staked out of obtaining faculty members who will :• This year, for the third year in a row, a It'll be all over soon." expressed as to what I'll be doing next molehills of knowledge, if anything at all. have any suggestions as to what we might I had the privilege of being in two of •$ back there spoiled me. I ran for it and keep the university in the "mainstream of :• bill has been introduced into the State I fell a little sad to see it i'nt\ A mortar year, nor attempts made lo help me find It is undeniable that there is truth to the do about this I'd very much like to hear Mr. Smith's courses at SUNYA. During £: beat them to the stairs. A freak I knew let national and international thought" (in :• Legislature calling for the legalization of hit outside. We hurried out and across the another job. cliche we have learned about since child from you. that lime, lie taught wilh enthusiasm and •:•: me in and put the lounge chairs and the field of psychology, thut translates :• marijuana. Now is the Lime when the inside of the quad lo He-it ways by the It is also amusing to learn during inter hood, thai one never knows which re imagination Mr. Smith was constantly' •$ mattresses back behind the door. into behaviorism), as if the road to :• voice of the people becomes most impor- light of a star-shell, burning overhead. views of the candidates for the jobs made search, as peculiar as it might seem at the searching lor worthy malerial to enrich ;$ "What's up?" I asked. scientific discovery and understanding :• lant. Write to your Assemblyman and ask The sheet was flapping on the tower: available here by the firings that they Lime, will lead to great breakthroughs. his course, lie had an art of encouraging *:•: "Sweel .Jenny Grit," he said. can be paved by one who is seeking a :• him to support Assembly Bill I7(>H, Remember Wounded Knee. . . have been denied tenure or promotion at However, this proposition serves to justi 19 faculty members, we have, in addition and guiding discussions, without dictating •:•: "What'.'" silent majority of votes. :• which would legalize marijuana under their universities. There is a vasl game of fy the spending of tax money on every to the chairman, three directors. That them. His courses are structure and direc- •:•: "Sweel Jenny Grit's here. They're going Deviants are to be purged at any cost. || controls similar to those now set on musical chairs being played in which the trivial and unimaginative piece of research means we have four people "directing" ted toward definite goals, and yet have::-: to stay here forever and move our soul At the meeting on Harold Miller's case, |; alcoh ' Write to your Stale Senator people who are fired here will fill the that a professor, in his rush to gel the remaining 15 people (as if there flexibility. Anxious to he an effective •:•: with Jumping Jack Flash. We'll fight to no criticism was made of the quality of promotions and raises, grinds out his |; asking him to support Senate Bill 2505. View From vacancies left by the people who have weren't enough administrators on this educator, Mr. Smith has sought criticism ;$ the lasl man. If they break through the his teaching, research, and "citizenship" laboratory (through the labor of his •; Write to Assemblyman Taylor, chairman been fired elsewhere, and those people campus already). The social psychology and suggestions from students and addi $ outside barricades we work back lo Hen- (the alleged criteria for evaluation). graduate students). •: of the Committee on Governmental Oper are brought here. The cost of this process director, for example, "directs" three j; alions and to Senator Marehi, chairman tional outside sources. •:•: ways and dig in. That's our Alamo!" Rather, completely unsubstantiated char faculty members (two of who are the The Right must he considered in any calculation of There is a surprising anti-intelleclualism •: of [he Committee on Finance and ask In closing, 1 would like to second the ¥; "What about provisions? We're stir ges were tossed aboul by members seek ones, with his help, being fired). the huge waste of money (to be further in my department. There has been no free •: them to report Assembly 17(JH and Sen- nomination of Mr. Smith for the Out-•:•: rounded!" ing to dismiss him. My request lo bring discussed below) that takes place at this flow of ideas pertaining to psychology Now if you are going to hire senior •: ale 2505, respectively, out of committee. standing Teacher Award •:•: He handed me a lid and a Mololov by Mitch Frost Miller in so thai he could have the university. A single department can spend amongst its members. Adding to this members as directors at huge salaries, as ;•: Write letters to your friends telling James R. Ilaynor •:•: Cocktail. "Don't ask stupid questions oh Oh, woe is me! Who is "Campus Coall opportunity to defend himself against thousands of dollars per year ferrying in prohlem is an artificially induced over- my department has done, you should at :•: them to write their representatives and to ye of little faith . . ." lion" and why is he saying all those these hearsay fabrications was denied. -specialization. In hiring new faculty, my least make sure that '-hey have something $ write letters like this one lo their school 1 lei I embarrassed for being so stupid. terrible things about me? Actually, "he" department has been looking for people lo direct, und that these directors are is usually none other than Harry Davis, in a very narrow sub-specialties of the excellent scientists. My department has former "Sweel lire" kingpin (remember "The mountains of journal articles various areas of psychology. It is also foolishly paid such salaries for people "Sweet fire"?) and New Left organizer, tending toward giving its own graduate who have not previously demonstrated who prefers lo write under the pseudo churned out each year amount Announcing the 'Peace on Poverty" students a very narrow and shallow train excellence in scholarship. This constitutes nym "Campus Coalition" for some lines ing. Now specialization may he necessita a waste of the taxpayers' money. plained reason (I know it's him because 1 to molehills of knowledge." ted in some sciences by the sheer volume mistress's cooking jilll day." ll'' added being taxed out of their homes? recognize his typing). This latest attempt Finally, it is my opinion that the of substantial knowledge that has evolved. witli a Iwlnklc in his eye. Why, just the other day. my neighbor had to rally Albany's radicals (all throe of anli-intellectualism which I spoke of pre But in a science at such a primitive stage "Now, jusl liceause planned unemploy him swimming pool so that he them) appeared as a letter-to-tho-odilor in job candidates from all over North Amer viously pervades not only the faculty and one member claiming that this was not a of development as is psychology, speciali administration but the undergraduate stu by Mike McGuire miM,i started all these problems is no •ollld pay his income lax And my the latest ASP issue and was ghost writ ten ica, putting them up in hotels, paying trial. AcLually, it was more like a lynch zation is merely a form of play-acting. We dent body us well. Perhaps the students For snme lime nnw, there have been reason to expect the government lo solve brother had lo sell Ins by one of Barry's cohorts. Students, he moving expenses for those who are hired, ing. Miller was never given a chance to pretend that such specialization is neces see this university for the big rip-off that unconfirmed rumors thai our gallant pros- them. There are certain areas thai just he could pay his properly tax bill (lod. argued, supported Bach Mai more than etc , and my department bus defend himself, a lie vote ensued on the sary and Ihe result is that we have faculty it is, with everyone trying to grab his ident Nixon has been planning to de have to he loll up to private enterprise you'd think they'd slop spending all thai they supported the Allman Brothers fon ma Iter of dismissal, and the chairman The phony "high .standards" and the members and graduate students with very share of the loot. But the cynicism that Clare a peace wilh honor on the short lake lull employ nlonl. lake ITT, I mean money on social experiments so thai we eeil Thai, id' course, is why there w'as a broke the tie by writing a negative recom tensions and hostilities thai have been limited exposure to the field of psychol this perception arouses motivates many lived War on Poverty The War, which has those damn I'onittn companies, turnine. all Could have an adequate defense lor llus live hour line io buy concert tickets (and mendation, after having conceded al the created at this university have intimidated ogy. of them to participate in Ihe game as best beengoinuon now ami then since Hli;r>, their dollars into marks and ruinine, our al Ihe outrageous price of four dollars a country Don'l they realize Hint money Tins pscudo-specialization does, of meeting Lhat Miller excelled on all three many young faculty members. Tbe> are they can. Thus they can "bide their time" has lately I n al tacked for hoing a waste free economy lake housing Why , have run't cure poverty." lielo-l) which is four hours and fitly nine course, serve a purpose. Ignoring all else criteria. afraid to speak out, and become contribu at this university and buy further into the ol SID billion o, so a jear that eould you heard aboul Ihat Model Cities protect minutes longer lllall Ihe line lo sign up in psychology except one's liny area In my own case, my lights according to tors to their own oppression by learning game by obtaining their degrees. Then better he spent on various social inaction in SI Louis The place is falling apart Al tins point, Frine stalled sobbill for Ihe Food Service meal boycott, pro facilitates the speed with which one can the Faculty By-laws were elearh violated to play the game alone rather than hi join they can perpetuate the game themselves. programs Why, it would have boon limit belter it -I, I official envelope he had been eeeds going lo Haeh Mai Anyway, I he grind out publications along some overly at both departmental and higher com together lo slop the nonsense Many of The university as a place for intellectual they made n out id heated cardboard " leading, so I fell il was tune lo leave him eoneeil was great and Harry will now travelled road, heating a theory to death, mitlee levels A memo lo Dean Huns I hem have bought tin- university game life, for intellectual curiosity and motiva in Ins inis.-.v "I in sorry lor in.,king you have lo find somel long else lo ei \ aboul without ever bothering oneself with the To elioi-k into these unpatriotic tales, 1 ,-il cud herger, who apparently deemed me un and each believes that be is the one who tion, is sadly lacking on Ibis campus. -Hut duin i Hey i leel s id about ,,ni ll i's problems." I I'm sloe he'll find It lie always does I broader and more profound issues and called up my friend Urine Hub's at the hoard"" I inleijeol.-d worthy of his precious tune, received no will survive it. To increase the chances of Instead of joining together to stop the I said eonlrilely Snuggled away near the end ,,l In complications. Our department is, of I ha I survival, he turns his back on bis many developments I have been speaking Office of Purity and Telecommunications letler, Mr "Campus Coalition" writes, response whatsoever I tried lo reinstate course, not alone aniongsl psychology fellow young colleagues Indeed, he has of, many of our young faculty members Police l OOP A TOP) Mules, whose "despite lie- ravings of SUNYA's token my rights through the Grievance Com departments in fostering intellectual "No, it's that Mike," he said surmised thai given I be lenure quota that buy the game, acquiesce to it, and refrain friends call linn "Cncle Urine, ' confirmed '"''hat has nothing lo do wilh it II you I'ascisI and Hill Buckley sycophant Milch mitlee of Hie Senate Professional Associa blindness. It is pitiful to find through "Those damn liberals nisi eul out exisis on ibis campus ( which Ihe bureau from speaking out. It is ridiculous for the all the- rumors by quoting out of various can'I build a .lull unit building for under Frost who celebrates the death of the lion Although 1 appreciate ihe sincere interviewing job candidates that many of OOP \ TOP rials tr> lo hush up}, ever> time a non-tenured members to stand around in secret documents m-anl only for the $10,111)11 with treated cardboard, you student movement and Ihe return ol efforts of a few SPA members lo help me Vice-President's eyes have lo use untreated cardboard There's the SPA was unwilling to protect tn> silence as they get picked off by one in a plenty of llltil floaling in I he Mississippi rights. I was taken for a ride through a game designed by others. They must We got a great (leal on ll ineidi'iil ally series of phony bearings in which bure.iu "Deviants are to be purged at any cost." organize and take a stand. Tenure al this "Well, Hill, I'll nisi like to say thai all im|s $.) !)Ha ton from Hn 1 Steel They crats never did address themselves lo im university bus protected incompetency, Ihe rumors are indeed true. Now, war c,|sll „rf,.r,,c| ,„ s,.|| us the Hrooklyn charges. The Administration used the greed, inefficiency, and special privilege, them cannot carry on an intelligent con on poverty has been a good war, but ll Uridgo cheap, but «•• Iniind out New By-laws against me when it was lo then eul league is fired, his own chances for not academic freedom as the tenure i versation about areas of psychology other was getting to lie |ust too much of a dram York I'm expropriated ll ,i lew vein, advantage lo do so, but then violated Ihe lenure are increased, eh|* eially if he has system was presumably designed to do. than iheir own narrow research specialty, on our nation's resources We .,11 like it ago By-laws when they presumably protect played ball with (he chairman and has Hopefully, when the faculty members do and cannot even discuss the philosophical when ii first started, but then wo got to me Since neither ihe SPA, which can contributed lo those firings At present, decide to organize, they will stand up not underpinnings, implicit underlying as questioning ourselves as lo win we re best be described as a company union. we have a number of weak and frightened only for their own self-interests, but also "Hill wbal aboul poverty caused by sumptions, or broader implications of fighting poverty III Ihe lust pl.ee Why nor the University Senate, was willing lo members in our department playing Ibis for the interests of the students und for corporal ions leaving ellios and throwing eoilldn'l we |llsl declare ., ceasefire and their own reseurch. But this is Ihe way the betterment of the entire university. enforce the By-laws, the By daws are angle all Iheir employees out of Work'' I they have been trained. let it have eerl.un areas" meaningless Hul Ihe recent dismissal cases are only We need to build an intellectual commun asked All of Ibis nonsense is fostered by our The visciousness and absurdity of the the outward signs of it fraud lhat is being ity of faculty, students, und administra administrators who, with visions of great 'I aken a bill,- aback In .ill llus, I said charges made againsl Carol Waterman by perpetrated b> a misguided bureaucracy tors out of the chaotic bureaucracy thut ness dancing in their beads, can find Hul 1 thought Presldeiil Nixon railed some faculty members in their attempt lo at Ihe considerable expense of under is presently contributing to the death of a "You nisi have lo lei the market g, nothing butter to do than to count the Lyndon Johnson a great man who wanted fire her has been exposed in previous graduate students and Ihe tax paying citi university. , . t lluoilgli its lips and downs When tiler, number of journal pages published by to make life enjoyable lor every Amen issues of the ASP and thus needs no /.ens of Ibis slate The issues involved go are loo many emplov llbles, Ihe pay goe those who are up for promotion and c all Doesn't he -.till believe lliaC continent here. However, the importance deeper than Ihe dismissals of particular down, more people go hungry, and whei tenure. Read Mike Igoe of the citation study, which showed lhat individuals and deeper than even the there's lower people to compete fol |obh Kvery "great" department in psychol ' Sun-. Mike, lie replied, "but his pro pay goes ii]i and everybody's happy1' the publications of the tenured members corrupt use of the tenure system ogy has directors of various programs or grams only benefitted a small portion of of our department, save for one member, In the Psychology Department, perhaps Every Friday in the divisions. I guess it was assumed that if Americans Now every thinking Amen ure not being cited by other psychologists in magnified form, one can find examples "Oh," I replied we would copy the surface characteristics ran, all '19 million of them, believes in in the reseurch literature, warrants some of everything that is wrong with a univer Albany Student Press of those departments, we too could he- equal opportunity lor all Now, why clarification, "Visibility" is a criterion of sity that has grown too large loo fast, come "groat." Thus in my dopurtmuut of weren i thftfe any Model Cities projects "You see, Mike," ho continued, "wo ^"V- judgment thut our chairman has claimed Perhaps these examples are not the results PAGE THIRTEEN buill ui Sun Clorneiile or m (.'arson City, have lo dlserodlt Ihe myth that only the v\e/~" JJOOI are poverty-stricken But what ALBANY STUDENT PRESS Nevada'' And why did only poor people TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 gel ln-e breaklusls' I d lake Unit over my about the disadvantaged middle-class, ALBANY STUDENT PRESS 'UESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 FACE TWELVE ITS HmLumiuw: "*"»;: it'swi««,i»/£.r*r rmSmrnir run Lime $+.so etrnt «*T/i!N5 SIX MONTHS' warn or «Nc«rmmi> Siena Blues vummi aiim tm-nmnm.J by Kevin Daniels IIO- MSHMMU/ ^v^ Fortunately in these bad times, when even that which is dearest to our hearts is forced to take a back seat to pure survival the Blues still merits a big place. The festivals of the late 60's are dead. The Blues that was brought to this continent by the very slaves can appropriate name for them that built America, with Blues being a natural outcome hundreds of years ago is still alive. Yes, of course times have changed, but the Blues has remained one of the few pure parts of our heritage even through economic defeat, the shift from a rural to an urban setting, and the white washing of the Blues. Today we still have a few places deeply proud to display the Blues. One of them, in its second year of such appreciation is the Annual Siena College Blues Festival one of the few local bright spots that reminds some of us that everybody "sings the Blues." Did you ever think of the number of people who sing "Big Mama" Thorntons, "Ball and Chain," Mance Liscolmbs "Rock me Baby " try to immitate Junior Wells and Muddy Waters? So much that is worshipped, for instance, the Allman Brothers, Rolling Stones and yes even Janis Joplin, tried but failed to capture that emotion that few had the bability to portray. Unfortunately, the Blues is dying a slow death. Yes, its still prestigious to dig Howlin Wolf and John Lee, but what about Blues essence? Here I will attempt to portray to you the good times that evolved this past weekend from the soul. Friday 8:30 p.m. Big Mama Thornton, the six foot H7 year Blues veteran socked it The Dead-Just Another Concert? to us as only Big Mama can. After a lively intro by her band which Merce Cunningham's Dance Troupe will be here Thursday, 3/29, at 8:30 in the Gym. They are shown here in Gymnasium Event No. 4, as performed at SUNY Stony Brook. included quest artist, George "Harmonica" Smith, we were served By Mitchel Zolar calm after the storm. this is the game it has to play to with tasty bits of "Big Mama." Coming out in complete command 1 The en tin rationale behind The balloons. The soap bub hear anything near 2 hours of of her audience the female Blues veteran ripped off "You better get writing this column is to talk bles. The increasing masses in music. Instead there is only a another woman, cause Big Mama's gol another man" to thunderous about the campus und tilings front of the stage (breathlessly pure out-pouring of thanks. applause. Rolling right into a Willie I'ixon song and then off into that happen on it, and what "a" they push and shove, seeking Finally we reach the ultimate Mance Lipscomb's "Rock Me Baby," Arthur Crudups "Hound Dog " student docs. So how does a asphyxiation). The kids just number. There occurs a raising Merce Cunningham's Events "Ball and Chain" as Janis never could and thai old Howlin Wolf sone, concert that occurred in Utica, "hanging" out. And the rumors: of consciousness out of the "Lit Red Rooster" we realized thai liig Mama was a teehnicrafl at which is 90 miles and at least $1 ; : : "D'yer hear? Seventeen got depths il had lulled into, the -; '-'-- • \';", i work. In control at all times the "Queen of the Blues Harmonica" away qualify? Anyway, it was in busted last night." blissful lorper of the ethereal belted out some of the meanest runs imaginable. And besides being a Utica. It' W.C, Fields only knew "Gotta keep cool on dope." morning-music jam, that soothed harmonica virtuoso, she is also a fairly good drummer always at ease from Utica. The fingers point. "See, there's the mind after the shell-shocking and every much a lady. But this was the Dead. All a cop." bursts during the first two-thirds As an encore the Edwin Haskins singers "O Happy Days" was done concerts are supposed to be "Who's that they're dragging of the concert. A brilliant chord, with more Blues influence than the original and also "Down By the striving lo be like Dead con out?" a spinning, multi-faceted orb Riverside," proving in tile end onl> that she was the best tiling ever certs. The ultimate. The proto "its okay. Only clearing the shined upon by two spots, to come out of Montgomery, Alabama type The Universal Dead con aisles." causing a whirling, cascading Guy Wells Band cert Krgo, this could lie any And then the concert. stream of stars upon ihe arti Nexl it was time for I lie Guy Wells Blues Hand and III .1 griall s concert, only il was in the grand Their jams came on wilh no ficial sk> , blending engulfing and improved sel over their last area performance in the C.C. Halli est , largest dimensions. fancy buildups, no neon signed enhancing the white-water cur the band worked nut first producing an excellenclient '"!"Th' e Tin II IS It starts with constant playing fingers pointing, calling atten rents of Sugar Magnolia. Gone" and nexl "Bad Whiskey." As Junior so.o n pranci the nl' the albums. One by one these tion to this, the "heavy jam" for The crowd goes delirious with standards of past performance stage blowing mighty fine lard we heard tin nine "B ylliuigs the evening. They flow logically excess energy [jumped into their gonna be all right." Also, "Sonus Boy "Williamson's !f> year old relic are remeasured. Only then could and smoothly out of most every systems by the ever-loudening we realize that the live version is song, so smoothly that it is crescendo, while the slars whirl, "Got to help me Bahy" was done in excellent stylt bS Junior Wells and il brings to mind the fact thai Junior learned it play harmonica x number of times better than virtually only in retrospect that hut suddenly, silence. from "Sonny Boy" himself the studio cut {a fact wo always one can tell where the song As the band leaves, an explo At the end of the Guy Wells set. Malice Lipscomb hearing the knew would come true). One stopped and the jam began. sion of "more, more" literally crowd maniacally cry for mure, he now asks me the possibility of his feels the need to be able to jump This is the real thing, and the bursts into flames (illuminating playing a few more songs When permission was given lo him by at the smallest opening chord crowd knows it. They know that the otherwise pitch auditorium) Siena College, lie strutted back onstage and began to knock off and, proclaiming brilliance to bis they are going to get their mini bringing them back for a mysti another 19 songs which should he proof of the great man Mance is. peers, give name, writer and al mum :WJ (tonight 4, lucky us) fying, mind-soothing and bog- Ill this unplanned second set were included the likes of "Bye Bye bum of first appearance to all hours of sound, since the dead gli ng "One More Salurday Buby" and "Pistol Packin Mama." both "I which an- Lipscomb listeners. love playing etc. etc. So there Night." They then leave for originals as is all of his material. The dope gets rolled, the are no artificial standing ova good. genujiie shirts are wheeled out tions, as when the crowd gets up Twenty three got busted. For a man of 77 years. Malices fingers re still lightning fast and hi (what n sweet coincidence, the only lo keep the group on or get "There is nothing like a Dead voice is still remarkably strong and cl 1 Even I hough Mance ha only one you own, the only recorded 11 record albums in the pa same number of years In il back since the crowd knows Concert. non tacky one, is the Rainbow admits that he gels lus pleasure fron "Playing Live for People' Foul shirt that says in subtle, which is clear from Mances two sets may have seemed to sunn tasteful let tenng "Grateful thai Mance may have been pushing llir elf Inn hard because of In Deail") -OMTARIO STREET BEER advanced age, but lie informed me of . line when he went Inline tt Class Yeah, that's the Dead Roadco Productions Presents: Texas and played at a neighbors part) ami I pm 111 the aflemooi And then the crowd pushed in, FOR ONE SHOW ONLY until :l am in the morning!1! for free, for glass, for mystified Credit must go tu Siena College win. for the second straight yea AND ROCK GARDEN middle-aged ticket lakers who Merce Cunningham, leader of his Tine popular dance troupe. has coordinated a quality show Willi an interesting and inloilnativ slickly pulled in their iocs as the 297 Ontario Sheet at Madhon Amine, A/tany Jett Blues program. Unfortunately, only Siena mice a year and period crowd swarmed by. In one cully thoBethlehemCofl'ee House are the onlj two local promoters 11 pseu do pod like mass, they eck Blues in the Capital District Paying :lli grand for the Allman Bother FIGHT INFLATION PRICES molded and flowed into an ever who I like lull WIHI go about doing songs li\ Willie Dixon, Muild B lengthening line that exploded Walers and the likes and as a mallei of frankness not quite as well a into the void beyond the door Wed: $2 all the beer you can drink the old Blues man who winked IV 11 small fraction of Ihal Hlg "M> The dash lor seals Then the is definitely a missdirection of fund Urn STUYVESANT PLAZA is definitely a missdirection oi luntin ^^w-f-ft^wv^Mw^w^c^-^^c^^c*^^*?*^^*^^^* 8 to 12 B ogert Thurs & Sun: Wine, Gin, or Vodka $.49 FREE BUS SCHEDULE: albaRY state Gifiema 9 to 11 Cannine SUNYA STUYVESANT PLAZA PLUS These Great Groups: ppice Monday, Wednesday and Friday: A Sometimes March 29 to April 1: BEAU JONES 6:00 P.M. 6:15 P.M. sensational new rock group SUNDAY, APRIL 1 8:00 PM (and every half hour) (and every half hour) 8:30 P.M. 8:45 P.M* ARBUCKLE AT THE PALACE THEATRE IN ALBANY A Great Notion i 'This last bus to SUNYA leaves at 9:05 P.M. Musicor Recording artists - backup group in concert for Saturday: also appearing WET WILLIE Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show 11:30 A.M. * 11:45 A.M. Fri. March 30 LC25 fresh from their tour with the Allman Brother! (and every half hour) (and every half ho.ur) TICKETS ON SALE NOW AT 5:30 P.M. 5:45 P.M.* L11 to 15 SWEE T JENNY GRIT PALACE THEATRE BOX OFFICE ARMADILLO ALBANY AND TROY 10:00 i "This last bus to SUNYA leaves at 6:05 P.M. 3 7:30 all women rock group • coming back after a college MIDLAND RECORD SHOP COLONIE MALL CRYSTAL MANSION MOHAWK MALL STUYVESANT PLAZA DEJA VU ALBANY AND NORTHWAY MALL $.50 with tax and I.D. $1.00 without concert tour including Siena & State ,fSf.£!fKY.AJ.!Sti^%?Mfi*1^;?«3.3^ : S WESTtRN AVtwUE C0R-FUUER R0AD s PAGE FIFTEEN TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE FOURTEEN ALBANY STUDENT PRESS TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 Fourth Annual Black Cultural Peace & Politics Interested Folk Weekend April 6, 7, and 8. regis tration begins March 21-April 6.Monday to Friday 2 - 4:30 PM, Elliott Carter: Two special issues of WIN maga- PARSEC needs artists! Graphic art, Saturday 1 - 4 PM, CC Lobby. line (Workshop in Nonviolence) are photography, pen and ink. For info Events: Fashion show, plays, speak available at the Campus Coalition call Maura 438-4653 soon. ers, Albany's Black Gold and Bar- table in Campus Center One issue undi, Eddie Kendricks and Earth A Music for People contains reprints of the stolen FBI Today [s |he deadtine to reserve Wind and Fire. Everyone welcomel files from Media, Pennsylvania. The . j , . Piano Sonata). There is never you( p| )ce fof SC $ Dippikjl/ wgk by Andy Palley other is a recent issue on the Hams end caU Gaj| at 7 5186. Movie: Black Orchid with Sophia one side to a true master, and so burg Conspiracy Case 2 the Catholic There is a strange irony in the Loren on Sunday April 1 at 5 PM in What were you doing last weekend? Left. It also contains an analysis of , , . it is here. Although a composer The dmdhm date 0 submj| ma er LC 1. Sponsored by Italian American Albany Community School An arts. When a film premiers at a Albany State Outing Club was hiking, eventually communicates with the trial written by Phil Berngan in .g| ^ tnissemsester's issue o( phoen- Alliance Admission free. Alternative High School needs teach Broadway theater, it can im rafting on the Hudson and Camping far more people than the aver May of 1972 while in Danbury Fed jx ... Fridgy March 3Q p|ease subm|) ers, tutors, and interested people. mediately , or almost immedi up at Dippikill. We'll be doing these eral Prison. any artwork, poetry or prose to the Italian and Italo Culture Week Come talk with us-Share your views, age, working- class slob, one's activities again soon. If you'd like to ately, judged either a master Phoenix box on the CC Information Wed March 28- Sun. April 1. Play, Where? 8th floor seminar room of go along, come and sign up at our foibles are really no greater or Mohawk Tower Indian Quad. When? piece or a failure. When Marc wm_ —— — — — — — — — — —— desk, or bring it to room 308 Mori dance, lectures, films—All welcome. lesser than the other's. And meetings. Every Wednesday night at EciimenicalS Wed 4 to 5. TUBS and Thurs 2 3 For info call Gina or Fran 457-4731. 1 PM Wednesday, March 28. Who? Chagall paints another protrait, 7:30 in LC 2. thousands of people bite their anyone who pretends they are Sponsored by Italian American You and Us together, talking, shar will probably overstate them A new reformed acting company is Alliance, Italian Club, Italian Studies ing. Why? To humanize secondary nails to keep from spending their The Open Forum on Marriage will Sabbath Services Friday at 730 PM interested in hearing from local play Group SA Funded. education. Please we need help. selves into oblivion. continue this Saturday, March 31 at inheritance to buy it. But when (creative) with an Oneg Shabbat, and weights Play People is looking for Carter's music is most oft des 2 PM. It will be held in CC 315. a composer of "classical" writes Saturday morning (Traditional) with original, unpfoduced material of all Nothing to do> Come to the ISC cribed as being turgid, thick, and Class of '74 applicants to medical/ Topic: Spirituality of Husband and a long-awaited string quartet, it a Preliminary Service at 9:30 AM and types; serious, comic, children's Coffee House on Friday March 30 at dental schools who have not register Wife. incomprehensible to the listener. Shachari! at 10 AM with a Kosher theater, musical, it is an ideal op 9 PM m CC Cafeteria. might take years before the ed with the Pre Medical/Pre-Dental Not to make and obvious com Lunch. Services sponsored by pan-unity to see your work perform musical world sees what is Advisory Committee should do so parison, but Brahams' music was JSC-HILLEL and held at Chapel ,,() | f interested call 4H2 95G? alter 5 behind the notes. through University College ULB 36 House-beyond the gym, on the hill PM. I write 049 Washington Ave. equally incomprehensible lo his () Sports Shorts Composers have learned to Albany 12203 public. The fact thai the four Model Seder Meeting toniteat 7 Passover 5733'-A call for an Inter accept this state as normal, and, MCAT (Medical College Admission in the CC fireside Lounge If you members of a string quartet national Freedom Seder Tonight, if , , m -sU'd m selling ads in fact, have decided that it is an IMV s Test) applications are now mailable wan! to be on a committee- Social, could play four dissimilar lines Prof. Donald Cohen speaks at 7 30 u, lura! Mores or nneampus organ unusual turn when a work is A. M. I. A. Wrestling Tournamen t from University College ULB 36 Religious, or Soviet Jewry, please PMinCC 315. Sponsor JSC Nil it-1 i/rjtmm for ihe State Fair journal, at any one time does not mean April (i and / Entries may be picked Deadline for application for May 5 is come, We are organizing the Passover understood soon after its please call 1 iHtli Wi'irr,',,, k 4b/ B9/V that all four are not discernabel. UP m CC 356 and are due back by April 13. A recent 2 inch by 2 inch Seder Program. Sponsor writing. Elliot Carter, one of as soon ,,s possihle Sl.ilc I ,iu riiasK In Carter's Firsi String Quartet, Newman Lenten M,iss schedule April 4 photo is required for application JSC-HILLEL America's very great composers, T->v:er East has Cat 0' Nine Tails this Wednesday and Thursday nites. your help' the opening fantasia contains a beginning March 19 is as follows spent last weekend here at Monday 4 PM in Room 370, Iuesda\ A.M.I.A. Free Throw Contest April number of sections where every Writing Contest %'JU hf'M poem. SUNYA listening to superior 1 1 10 and 12 10 Room 3/3 Wed 1 Sign up in CC 356 two man one cultivates their own gardens. S25 best th.in '.inry Deadline I nday performances of some of his Williams for a fine job on nesday 12 10 Room 373. rhursday tecims only sides and fight il out. All ends in laud the Dorian Woodwind April 6 I nglisli Depl i.Ht.ie HU 333 Clubs & Meetings If the playing is right (and the 1 1 10 and 12 10 Room 373 I itday All Applicants: welcome to the greatest works, and saw that his Quintet for their magnificent Carter's Tympani pieces; and the SO Mile Swim Club will he swimm Composers String Quartet harmony, or, rather, peace- 12 10 Room 37(1 Special Events Board. Appl ican | time was beginning to come. Composers String Quartet, ini| daily horn 3 30 to 4 30 Get fulness. teamwork in works where team Meeting on Monday, April 2 at 7 PM played it better than almost any 1 he Students International Meditat yourself back in shape Anyone inter Though performances of Carter's work is nearly impossible, whose recording of the Carter m Physics 129 one could), the effect grows Mr. Carter (who, at 65, is a gn.iges end | ilei.iluu-, i -1 Ihe Stat" ion Society presents an introductory work are still rare (due possibly Quartest is must listening. It's estHd come or caM Mrs Pat Rogers at Dennis Helmrich for his beau Umve.viy ,,| New /nir ,,i Albany lecture on Trariscendeni.n Meditation upon the listener in an unusual Burgess Meredith lookalike) has Official Notice 7 4! ,25 to the extraordinary difficulty Mental Illness Among Adolescents seen much come and go in his tiful interpretation of the indeed a shame that I can't presents i »ll I \SKYA I'Mb An Ex Wednesday, March 28 al 8 PM m LC way. One feels that one is Catnexis presents the film "Cry of the music), their increasing describe these performances fur hibition of German Writers. Artists 22 Everyone welcome becoming a good friend of all lifetime. He is quae outspoken Sonata-it is. indeed, a triumph Help" on Wednesday. March 28 al 8 number points toward entrance ther, but there will be another and Scholars i\<'vn tit •! «iitihy the AMIA Softball Captains Meeting the instruments and their diff about his likes and dislikes in and should be immortalized (for Financial Aid Applications U i PM in LC 7 Free admission and all into the "standard repertory" of National ',... i,ih'.rs Photographs I (wane Ill March 21. League II Delta Sigma Pi and the School of music. As one might expect, he better or worse) on record. Jan day for that. I'm sure. Summer School are now nvaiUhle ,n invited erent cries and laments. It is new M.iruiM MPV l).»i uine,,e, ,,-„! Moots March 28, League I March 29 Please Business are cu sponsor nig Dr Thorn classical music--an unjust system the Financial Aid Office (HA Hid md ground broken perhaps by leans toward the subtle and the April lb M iy l'» M I ohhy nl , (insult AMIA Bulletin Board lor as C MacAvoy, President of Corning perpetrated by economic necess 1 101 Due date is April 13 Glass Wotks He will be in BA 227 at Barlok in his six string quartets. philosophically human com the University I itn.i'y hieaiuiM id looms Bond money due ity. 1 30 PM on Wednesday March 28 posers. Aaron Copland's early no later lhan hrsl game, preferably When Carter is not providing Residen t Assis tan t Post tions fin The difference between most works interest him greatly, hut PAC Calendar Viewpoint 73 74 'Is •' d'W more by the captains meeting His topic will be A Corporations variety in this way, he finds Summer Session 1973, Mailclerk and Community Responsibility April 5 (Thurs.) "New Music- • t,, |(- ,-,nte,., Lull Snndl.i Her ke, modern instrumental music and other ways. Themes are intro his later, more popular commer April 1 (Sun.| "Three Cuck Desk Clerk positions: Application olds" (State University Theatre), From Sweden" (Free Music i,.t-n / blHI3 lilliott Carter's music is a human duced, repealed almost canoni- cial ballets don't entice him at forms are available m the Oflne ••! Adolescent Suicide Seminar includ Laboratory Theatre, 2:30 p.m. Store), Recital Hall, 8:30p.m., one. Carter's music is poetic, all, Scriabin was a technician Residences AD 129 All .IDPUI .n.nir, -, |.,r t i Ushers need ing .i him and discussion will be cally on different instruments, hue. Majors & Minors Unreserved seats, $2, $1 with must be returned to Al > 1.".) h\ presented by Nursing instructors and bated in human existence. At who wrote little of human value, .«t,,t.MtFu| AH'. Center and then mysteriously die away. lax. April (i (Fri.) "Music Written Friday April 13 M,-.e st.ifl See House S N O 1'huis March 29 at 7 PM in times it can be harsh and cruel They might return or they might as are most of today's com April 1 (Sun.) "Conducting or Performed by Students"! Free (as in his Pulitzer-Prize-Winning posers. He is concerned about M.iii-nier Mi nil' • In BA 129 not. Or, as in the Second Outn Workshop" (Music Students), Music Store), Recital Hall, 1 Urgent Male HansU ' student p ,.,,„ ,. | 1 ,\M in •! I'M Mo,id.i String Quartet No. 2). or lyric the commercial blight on class Recital Hall, H:U0 p.m., tree. H:3up.m., free. rl Education Majors In July the Peace let, the instruments lake up plying to U of Rochester when ym, Geology Club Meeting on Match 29 April 1 (Sun.) "Chamber Con April li (Fri.) "Crawling Ar Corps is placing 2200 lencheis in 43 and flowing (as in his amazing ical music, but not overly con dropped off tht' n!< nminenfJriltnn it 12 Noon m f s 350 Geography cert" (Music Faculty), Main nold" (Experimental Theatre), . . monies Ap.plH ation deadline e, cerned. Time will straighten form to the Office, ol Student I ile Club members are welcome Theatre, 3 p.m., free. Arena Theatre, 7:3(1 and 9:00 Apr il 12 <"i inlai 1 your I'larernent lliings out. you did't leave your n.imi* We ni-ii] (llli.i! .a < .ill Inti I i kaidTSi April 2 (Mnn.) "Winds Plus" p.m., free tickets one half hour Writer's Workshop We are a group il to meet the deadline you ),iv us • .-* .'12 2fi4 ; 124 (Music Faculty), Recital Hall, before each performance. Where To Go of people who eojoy writing (creat As far as individual perfor April 1 M.'lOpni., free. April 7 (Sat.) "Valentino Char iveiy l and meet (tugularly I to talk mance* wenl, I would like lo Liberal Arts Majors Wanted by die lop" (Music Student Recital). A number of items al the CC Info. l.nlnirti.illyl ,ibou1 each other's work Peace Corps in 58 countries to teach >OOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOPOOOOOPPOOOOOOC Recital Hull, 8:31) p.m., free Desk Lost and Found thai >.ive n i Women's Weekend April (j./ mil H Uui M.'-I meeting is fhursday, March '.e.lltl, DON'T SPEND April 7 (Sat.) "Apollo of Bel id lo ign been claimed things '.nil .is si ,nK 29 at 8 PM in ihe f ireside Lounge NEW Fill A PLACE hit" (Experimental Theatre), ,,od publii works pro,e. Is Appka hats, gloves, mittens.. a •.we,ner ri ll.iit.ji. ArntM ' in Art and Photo I veryone is wel. orne !,on deadline is April 12 Conlai t r~~ Studio Theatre, 7:30 & 0:00 lacked, pocket bonk, a pan ul rubbers YOUR SUMMER graphy Exhibit t ( I'.,I,,H,I, Lounge / Vo,,r Placement OHice or call lim p.m., free tickets one half hour one sneaker, eye glasses a'ui eye glass I'M Sal Mat. I (1 Hie Spanish Club is presenting a MvMnl before each performance. [ ekaidi 212 264 /124 PINE HILLS PI cases. There ,jie ,i lew leMbu.oV him, tonight, I uesd.iy UHH'II 2/ at Design it yourself short sleeve EAT IN April 8 (Sun j "Apollo of Bel- 1108 Madison Ave., Albany there also I" CC II/ we n.ive ., lew Siircp A VaMBUi le. hue I .In, / 3(1 in Campos Centei Ballroom IN visa I IT AT lac" Same schedule as Saturday. A( t(uii Community Service knit shirts. . .solid and heather just above TAKE OUT valuables surh .e. wedding band ilTsplay l.y Kr<-1 MulM'i in DAln'li.i Ihe film e, ol Bunuel "lliis Strange April 8 (Sun I "Frederick Registration Ap.u 1 April 1 I Bel colors. Madison (man's), an Albany Mate funded by student tax PAGE SEVENTEEN state university theatre ALBANY STUDENT PRESS fcnrflaaanmppaint^Dianitta^ TUESDAY, MARCH 27,1973 TUESDAY, MARCH 27,1973 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE SIXTEEN Synchronized Swimming Girl Swimmers Four Team Struggle Shapes Up In American East by Nathan Salant by Laurie Wittern The baseball season is almost who's 39th birthday is up ably see plenty of this duty, as age; Paul Blair, a fair defensive rough '72, going 13-16, but he Saturday, March 17th marked Albany competed in every "Shoemaker's Elves", Maureen here, so you are probably expec- coming, hit .313 last year, and his legs can no longer hold up his center fielder who hit his way should be good for another 15 Albany's Synchronized Swim event, except one, with every Melling, Denny Goldberg and On March 2 and 3 the eighth in the 200 yd. butterfly, ling a bunch of predictions. his bat shows no signs of drying 285 pound bulk. Norm Cash, 39 out of a job last season; the wins. Alexander is the unknown ming Club's Fourth, 1st place routine bringing in points. In the Jackie Levy, placed first with Women's Swim Team finished its and sixth in the 50 yd. freestyle. Well here they are: up. Mickey Stanley had a fine years old, will also be making inexperienced Don Baylor; and quantity who can make or break win in Eastern Intercollegiate beginner category, large groups Maureen and Denny taking the season with a trip to the The 200 yd. freestyle relay team A.L. EAST season, hut one wonders if he frequent appearances in this the lackluster Terry Crowley. the starting rotation, and may Synchronized Swimming Con was won by "Queen of Hearts", silver medal in the duet compe N.Y.S.A.I.A.W. Championships of Laurie Wittern, Trudy New York Yankees can repeat with another season role, as he cannot last a full Talk about strengths on this very well carry the Oriole's pen ference (EISSC) competition. performed by Paula Norton, tition. held at Oneonta. Taking the four Cornwell, Ms. Heisler and Ms. Detroit Tigers al of playing over his head. season at first base. team, and the first stop is third nant hopes on his shoulders. This was the first victory for Sharon O'Connor, Molly Mrs. Pat Rogers, coach and women who qualified, Albany Maloney missed the finals by Baltimore Orioles Gates Brown is overweight, 35, base, where the "Human Vac- Last season he boasted a 2.45 Albany in routine competition, Schmid, Holly Sherman, and faculty advisor, and Mary bested all its past performances one place, but did manage to The Tigers will he tough in Boston Red Sox and injury prone. Willie Morton cuum Cleaner" is still sucking up ERA as a fifth starter and long which was held at the University Joanne Trabold with Sharon and Gaillard, assistant coach, took at the States by finishing six break its own previous record. April, May, and June, but by the Cleveland Indians could cause a lot of trouble if he everything in sight. Brooks reliever, and he is highly rated of New Hampshire. Albany had Paula, "Snow White and Hose turns judging the events, as did* teenth out of twenty-three time September rolls around, The teams prospects for next stays healthy. Jim Northrup will Robinson is 35, and will sooner by many. The Oriole bullpen won stunt competition for three Red", winning the bronze medal the coaches from the other teams. Milwaulkee Brewers their old bones might not be year are promising since only see his share of action, as will or later have to begin to feel his will be weak, with only Ed Watt consecutive years. in small groups. schools. able to take it any more, and Highlights included Shelly Laurie Wittern and Sue A.L. WEST newcomer Dick Sharon. age. At shortstop is the weak having a decent '72, and no Synchronized Swimming has they may very well find it to be The contest for first prize was "Ugly Duckling" with Sylvia Heisler's seventh in the 50 yd. Kellman will be graduating, The infield is divided between hitting Mark Belanger, always a improvement in sight. hard fought as twelve schools, not come to an end yet this backstroke, Kathy Maloney's leaving a nucleus of seven experi a "long, hot summer". Case, Ruth Everett, Peggy Oakland A's youth on the left, and old age on good glove, one season a good including the Universities of year, however, for the team is twelfth in the 200 yd. I.M., enced competitors. The Orioles gave up too much Dalheim, Bev Schmidt, and Don California Angels the right. Ed Brinkman, a The Baltimore Orioles saw stick. Bobby Grich will fill the Vermont, New Hampshire, still working out and wants to to get Williams. They no longer Frament, took large group inter Chicago White Sox "young" 31 on this club, will their string of pennants come to spot left by Johnson, and will Maryland, and Buffalo and the invite all men and women who have the depth that made them mediates; with Bev and Ruth, in Kansas City Royals continue to play shortstop. turn in another fine perfor colleges of Geneseo and Brock- might be interested in joining an abrupt end last season, as pennant winners, and will have "Pop Goes the Weasel" placing Martin, a lover of the platoon mance. At first base will eventu port, battled to win the most next year to one of their prac Minnesota Twins they suffered from a lack of trouble keeping up with the 5th and Dave Amell and Sylvia, system, will have Dick ally be "The Load of the team points. The trophy will be tice sessions on Mondays and Texas Rangers offense and relief pitching. The Yankees, Detroit, and possibly as "Hansel and Gretel" coming McAulliffe, 35 years old, and League", although it may take added to their display case col Wednesdays from 6:00-8:30 Yanks to beat Oakland in f> Orioles may have slightly Boston. in 7th in duets. Tony Taylor 3-K years old, him so long to get there that a lection along with five medals, p.m. Stop by and find out what games in playoff. strenghthened their offense by sharing the duties al second kid with a big bat and super won each time a routine placed To make Albany's sweep of they and synchronized Yanks to beat Chicago in six the obtaining of Earl Williams The Boston Red Sox's chances base. Catching will be Bill speed, Enos Cabel, may force first, second, or third. large group events complete, the swimming is all about! STUDENT games in series. from Atlanta but this is almost can be summed up in one name: PRESS Boog Powell to DH all the time. When you hear the following Kreehan and Duke Sims, both balanced by the loss of Dave Carl Yaztrernski. If Yaz returns This is something Powell swears on October 21, 1973, remember time-honored veterans, and both Johnson and young slugger John to his old form which has been he will never do, so the Orioles that I told you so: "Good after of whose times may be up. Their Gates, Even if they have streng noticeably absent for two may use him as trade bait for noon, ladies and gentlemen, and weak arms may not last the thened themselves offensively, straight years, then the Bostons someone like Mike Epstein. AL-Milwaulkee & Cleveland Onejwo in Cellar welcome to the sixth game of season, and will certainly lose I hey ha vi' weakened their will be troublemakers. If not... the slow moving Tigers some the 1973 World Series here at pitching staff substantially, due Earl Williams will sit behind there are always the Bruins and Yankee Stadium. Now, here are games. to the throwing in of 16 game the plate. The Red Sox were not Celtics. the lineups: Eor the Chicago Billy Martin claims In- has 3 winner 1'at Dohson and impres impressed with his entrance into The pitcning staff is question continued from page 19 to'pass with Cecil Cooper, a wonders why their rebuilding and Steve Dunning. The Indians slugger, Charlie Spikes, ana Cubs... solid starters, but I have to sive youngster Rorie Harris-pan in the A.L., but after his first series able. Mary Pattin is the only the bullpen, but only Bolin was rookie who is highly rated, but a program called for trading away are even talking about using a equally promising Rusty Torres, wonder about 31 year old the deal for Williams. in Boston, the Red Sox may really solid starter. Luis Tiant consistent last year on a team contender should not be three of their five real major reject from the Mets, Brent show that they are the quality Woodie Eryman, who may nol have to build a new wall in left won the Comeback of the Year which totalled only 25 saves. counting on rookies. leaguers: Graig Nettles (28 years Strom, as a starter. If you can rookies the Indians pray they The Detroit Tigers, last year's The Orioles have the biggest champs in the A.L. East, arc no I be able to return u> Ins end of field. Andy Eitchebarren will Award, but be is no youngster, After that, the Red Sox have old), Phil Hennigan (28 vears not break the Mets' starting rota are, they will fill two thirds of "if" in the league on their team The outfield is solid, even with tion, your ability is question only battling the other learns in I asl se.iso n lot tn . Chuck probably be traded, so El rod and one wonders if his return to no one, so they may very well old), and Ray Fosse (26 years the vast void, with Walt Williams in the bulk of Boog Powell, lie a mediocre Yaztrernski. Reggie able. Phil Henningan, the Indians the division, but have the added Seelbach, Bill Slayback. and Hendricks, an occasional power glory will he short lived. Lynn lack the depth to stay in a long old). Certainly these players and Tom McCraw sharing the may be the biggest DM around, Smith, certainly one of the most otuy decent reliever, went to the opponent of the sands of time, comeback.-i- Joe N'iekro, will all hitter, will back up the big W. Medio till in had a super year race. Either way, no Yaz means have at least seven or eight good other spot. If not, well maybe bin his bat merely chirped last underrated players around, will Mets for Strom, so the word to which are settling on that very hi- vietng tot the I'mirib tarter The Orioles big 1 will tie Mike down in the Puerto Rican no pennant contender, but "You seasons ahead of them. Ob John Eillis will be called upon to season m a poor average and a be in right field, with another spnl . .dlhmiid iv of Ihi'tn had Cuellar, Jim Palmer, Dave League, but the A.L. is a dif viously, they must think that the Cleveland fans is that: there is play the outfield. He always was veteran elub. However, Billy sl.Lillinu |.-crease m his homerUn good all around player. Tommy never know in Fenway"—just am success last season IV hull ( ferent story, and he was players they received (Charlie no relief. a utility player. Martin may still be able to gel MrNally, and Doyle Alexander. Harper, in center. ask Bill White. p. i, is ironu with John Miller Palmer is the class of the league, mediocre for most of last season. Spikes, Rusty Torres, Jerry the needed use out of Ins key After a decade of mediocrity, I. r r r i n I. ;i Gt o w Tom and one of the best in baseball. Sonny Seibert is on the come Kenny, John Ellis, Brent Strom, players, thanks to the DM, and il' The outfield will consist of The infield is strong on the left the Cleveland Indians have Kay Fosse went to Oakland for I'linim-rmaii and Ki'-d Scln-rman Cuellar may be slipping with age, back trail, and no one knows and a hosL of other youngers, In- does, the Tigers will In- up \lcrv Keltenmund, a fine rookie side, with Rico Petrocelli at Dave Duncan, a fair cathcer, but The Indians are in trouble if finally admitted that they need there. all . (.tiling nil hue season),. ui i wo seasons ago, a major but the Orioles will probably what he will do. Bob Bolin, Bob and an oldster, Dave Duncan--28 in no way a good deal for the all their kids, rookies, rejects, and Third, Apancio at shortstop, and to embark on a major rebuilding A- for desit-inled Inlters, the disappointment of '72 , the save him for the September Veale, and Don Newhauser are years old— have a real future, star Fosse is. John Ellis, once a surprises do not come through, Al Kaline, who wilt play I he Doug Griffin at second base. At program. One wonders what I ,.,., , - .,,,- nverahmid.uilh Mill ol elderly Don Buford, whose bat series with the Yankees, a team and if they do not, boy will "Lumbering Load" in the big and when your whole team role of DH on occasion, will si ill first base, the Red Sox are trying took them so long. One also them Frank Howard will pmh appears to have worn out with he never loses to. McNally had a continued mi page IS those fans in Cleveland scream. ballpark in the Bronx, will have depends on the likes of Jerry be out there in rightfhld. Al more room to spread out in, in Kenney-well that says it all. Let Speaking, of Cleveland fans, Municiple Stadium, and may us look at it optimistically by :: all the dope you'll they are the ones who come very well beat out Duncan for saying that the majority of the disguised as empty seats, usually the catcher'sjab. Chris Chambliss Indians' wins will come in future needfor a Europe trip. about 70,000 of them. Perhaps is at first base, a fairly good seasons. if they were more noticeable, hitter. The rest of the infield is the team could have afforded to Pin in* •.ota SOFA can g«troi up for grabs between such super Milwaulkee was once a great ihiF»t EitlOf AND g«t you tuck' pay some better players and stars as Jerry Kenney, Jack wsm ANP THERE HE MAPE HIS CAMP. It's the little cigar you don't have to inhale to like. ANP SO THE KNIGHT PIP ACCEPT TO EARTHLY VALHALLA. ' amm *vwu» THE PRAGON'S PIRECIION... Hours: Mon.-Thurs. 9-8:30 Fri. 9-5 N#\jlrN^"^» S^^i^^ * Kl....New. VYui. .. Lk. NU VY , lilltnnoroU.ltuwnrfi . MtMil . II.etuu iW lulh U.lV.llU.-yl li-u. IP ».a l Sat. 11 -3:30 PAGE NINETEEN PAGE EIGHTEEN ALBANY STUDENT PRESS TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1973 TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1972 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS TU»sdayt March 27, 1973 campom This CouU Be The Year of The Yankees Vol. Ellux No. 6.02 x It?3 San Your Adnrtlty to Nude Work W Albany aprll full luut important changes, all for the son swatted a solid .280 last At shortstop, Phil Rizzuto no better. Fred Beene had a great arm for years, but when he hits year, and can be expected to by Nathan Salant longer reigns, but the veteran year in the P.R. League this past .300 and the Yankees go all the have a better year at the plate, way, no one will notice it. Gene Michael is there, a fine winter, and with his new Albany Yes, baseball fans, this is the thanks to the abundance of fielder who is ironically nick State based fan club, will be a year of the Yankees! That old lefties the Yankees will see. His Joining White and Murcer will named "the Stick"—something lock to make the team and really Stuyvesant Tower Cremated winning way has returned to the back up will be either weak be: not Tommy Henrich, but a he has never used effectively. contribute something. Biasing Bronx, courtesy of such young fielding Jerry Moses, or the suitable replacement, Matty ame has done very well in spring stars as Bobby Murcer and Grnig promising, non roster player, Alou. Matty came to the Yan Gene was always losing his job in training, as have rookies Jim Nettles, established pitchers like Rick Dempsey. kees for Gardner and McKinney, the spring to the likes of Reuben Magnuson and George Modioli Mel Stottlemyre and Sparky Did you know that Mel Stot after hitting .314 last season, Amaro and Frank Baker, but by Medich is a good bet to come Lyle, a hot, new bat in Matty tlemyre ranks among the all time By Bemie Bildin and the Yankees are counting on May, he was planted at the hole north with the big boys, and Alou, the Yankee management, Yankee pitchers in almost every him to resume his momentarily between second and third. This may be the fifth starter, while Fire Wednesday destroyed .iliniist all ol Stuyvesant and a host of others, category? Among his more not broken string of 180 hits per year Gene is the shortstop no Magnuson battles, fellow rookie This year marks the fiftieth able stats are his 144 lifetime Tower .is the temperature exceeded cli.it neeessai) for season. At 33, Matty is by no matter what, and he may be and firoballer, Mike Pazik for the anniversary of Yankee Stadium, wins, all but 9 with nonconten- , iimhusti,,n. Supervisor Seymour Burns ol the itewK means over the hill, and can be encouraged by this new trust in last spot on the staff. Casey Cox and this season may well mark counted on for at least 5 more ders, and all in the space of 8+ him to improve on his .233 will be there too, while Klim I.IIIIH-,1 Si,ii,- University Fire Department expressed be the start of another fifty years seasons. Another sign of his class seasons of fine play, barring in average and 32 RBI's. Backing Icowski does his p itching for of glory. Gone are the names of is his 40 career shutouts, second wildcriiK-ut as to [lie eause of the lire. Fire trucks weie juries. him up will be Hal Lanier, Syracuse. Oh, by the way, Jim Ruth, Gehrig, Dimaggio, and on the Yankee all time list, and another veteran, another fine Roland is in Texas for the dura delayed Iwo hours ill gcmiiu, to ihe scene, as an illegally Mantle, but in their places will Johnny Mi/.e is back home on first in the A.L. This year, with fielder, and another zero at the tion. the farm, hut the Yankees pulled better fielding for Mel, he is a parked (Jetty Oil Tank truck blocked their way and had to be a new breed of stars. plate. The short relief is in good Joe D. is no longer centerfield, a Mize out of the over the hill lock to win 20. be lowed, ll took (he lowers three trips. When they linalK but in his place is one of the gang when they obtained Unfortunately, Bobby Rich Backing up Stottlemyre are hands with Lindy McDaniel and iu.l I,, ihe Tower, [he lire was mil ol control. The only youngest superstars in baseball. Johnny Callison last season. Cal- ardson no longer plays second Fritz Peterson, Steve Kline, Mike Super Sparky. Do not expert ;j!> more saves from Lyle, but do Bobby Murcer got his 100 grand, lison went out and hit ,250, with base, nor does he lead off, and in Kekich, and a host of others. pan ol [he lower to escape total damage was a three 9 HR's and 34 RBI's, not bad his place is the much maligned Fritz has established himself as a count on around 25. Lindy will and is ready to follow in the sipi.ue in, h area ,,l [lie niiilii floor, directly under a glass footsteps of his illustrious pred for dead wood. Callison will see Horace Clarke. For years, Clarke solid starter, and will probably make up more than the differ ecessors. Last season, Bobby hit lots of the DH role, and will WHS known as the worst pivot hit for 20 wins. If Kline resumes ence, as he has returned to his ,,l w,iii-i. Fortunately, ihe lowei was deserted, due to a come on for Alou in the late man in the league, and the cry of old form as of last August. Joe .292, with 33 HR's, 96 RBI's, where he left off last August, he lake alarm thai was reported less than three ninures and led the league in runs scor innings to get his shotgun arm in "Clarke S-ks" often filled the will also reach the 20 win pla Grzenda is trying to make ,i luTure I he lire was noticed. The University I'oh, i)cp.ut ed. Look for Bobby, who was for defense. Ron Swoboda will air as he dazzled the fans with teau. Kekich is the least reliable comeback, and may very well succeed, which will leave lloul; under .200 for the first two see lots of lefties this season, and his circus act at second base. He of the starters, but he is also the mi-nt has apprehended a suspect in ihe lalse ala-tii. months of last season, to hit a he claims to have his old MR would do it all throw wild to youngest and has groat potential. with the pleasant problem of Km imsli in I ion elloris began early Thurs.!a\ morning solid .310, with all oT the other swing back. He may he right the 3 fans in the upper deck, trip If Mi ke ca n su rvi v e the I'i rsl deciding which pitchers to take stats rising, thanks to a vastly since he is leading the Grapefruit over second base, etc. Then, inning, pitch some? more com North. Also, there are rumors of Willi [he arrival ol three cranes and live hundred em league in 4 baggers. suddenly, things changed. Hor plete games, and live through the deals lor Jim Kaat or Jim Perry improved Yankee offensive line ployees ol ihe Slate University (amstnu lion I )ep,u I ineiii . up. ace matured last season, led the hell of his personal problems, he [not Gaylord) but the Yankees major leagues in turning the DP, will not give up Peterson for Completion "I lb,' Hi. uisii II. I ion ell,nl, I', estimated Hank Bauer no longer patrols The days of the late Red may come out with shining began getting those timely hits, either one. left field, but in his place is Roy Rolfe, and more recently Oleic colors and win 17 games. If not November, 11;7 J. Boyer, arc- gone, but last season and the fans began cheering. No White, a solid ballplayer. Despite he may find himself in the bull Frank Tepedino is one of the the Yankees came on strong way he will revert to his old, an oTf year in '72, in which he pen. few ex perienced DH men after bringing up Celerino San useless form, and he will im only hit .272 with M RBI's and Now we come to the Yank's around, and has been burning up chez to play third base. Colerino prove on that .24 I average. 10 HR's, Roy will be out there only rial problem: middle relief the Florida circuit, so In- may did a fine job, hut has since seen on opening day. This season Roy and a fifth starter. Last season, come north If so, Hal Laniei his job taken away by the arrival At first base, Ron Blomberg ll has been widely speculated around eanipiisih.il things will no longer be forced to play the Yankee bullpen was a parade may he sent elsewhere Also, of Graig Nettles from the In will get a chance to see some the power hitler, a role which he of clowns who could be counted watch Otto Vale/., another ml are no[ whal llley seem. There have been rumors circu dians. Nellies is a golden glove in lefty pitching. If he comes was pressed into out of necoss- on to make sure that a team hot hill''i- down south through both ways, the Yankees l.iling thai an ese.iped convict, an arsonist, no less, was ity, und one which us not natural I he field, and a powerful ball would not hold their lead against will have another awesome pow Disappointment at Outcome for him. Roy will hi' batting buster at the plale. Between the Yanks, but would insure that Till' Yankees are solid oVi-r\ hiding in ih,- fourteenth floor maintenance closet. Three er hitter in their lineup. If not, second, and will hi- able to do Nellies and Murcer, the Yanks it would increase! Led by the where They have their old then he will platoon with Felipe books ol matches were found there: each had ihe insignia the things he docs so well go will have their besl 3 4 combo likes of Ron Klimkowslu, Wade depth and pitching to go with Alou, the Yanks super sub, at ,.l ihe New Y,,ik State Deparimeni ,,l Corrections. No with the pitch, hunt, and hit and since Maris -Mantle Berine Allen Masingnme, and Jim Roland, the their tradition tilled Fiftieth Will also be around to fill in first has- Either way, first bast- Anniversary, ailtl all of these Peepan, Students Talk Tenure run. The average will he hack up Yankee bullpen went from bad i i u re la i ion , an be drawn . I hough, as t he three books were is solid. at .290 where it usually is, and wlu-n needed, nl though he will to Beene This past winter and factors will bring tin- World Sei Behind the plate is the new Hill he may even break .300 People see mosi of his duty at second spring training have seen several .es back lu Yankee Stadium •ill Inlf A h.-i unusual , eidenee is thai a salesman lly Blob Hull Milcr i«nnrutl the fuel that SIIIUUIUOT- hu^jjer. They are ropork-dly up- Dickey, Thurinaii Muuson Mtui have been knocking Roy's weak and as the 1)11 liuiii ihe I'h..,-iu\ I'liin- and Assur.iiue company approach """' riK-uived r.70() si|jniituro8 sot with Humbu^or's recent l)i Kami Si nil eh I ermiili .silpporliliL! her in n petition, he slnloinonts in which he said that L-(| 'luwn DUTUIII Poyli- I >.i ul .ih nil group Homeowners m>mn ,,, |„, headed up aKiiiiisl leinm-liecl, "il'n a band Wll|iim students are baHieally ignorant |n ilh it'.s I'M rrsitli'iits ol I In- luwn . When Ml. 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The motion' was seconded by Radio Council- Central Council met last Thursr uptown. eer. In response to questions day in the laundry room of Radical smokesman Bury Davis person WSUAve Golightly, Former President Richard from reporters about his recent burn told the gathering that, Nixon, who told a joyous nation Waterbury Hall in an effort to introduced a bill appropriating which set off a minor 30-minute statements supporting small "only Richard Nixon can restore last November, that they won't nuclear weapons to fight crime the kind of dignity to California, get "closer to the people." On the ASP salaries line to the My dispute over whether or not any have Dick Nixon lo kick around in urban areas, Mr. Nixon said that he brought to the nation the agenda were thirty-seven Lai Veterinary Center. While all of the other motions had been any more, announced last even that he was misunderstood, and while President." seconded. bills dealing with strikes, appro agreed that the hospital needed ing that he would seek the Re the "I only said we should leave The former President and his priations, white ballots, and im rebuilding, sentiment reflected Several residents of the dormi publican nomination for the the option open." Former son- wife Pat left the barbeque early peachments. the statement of liberal spokes tory appeared in the room to 1976 election for jovernor of in-law David Eisenhower who when an unidentified aid was California. Speaking at a barbe recently divorced the President's caught messing around with the Council Chairperson Canned person Micki Gotbucks that the retrieve their laundry and were cue at the home of Sammy- daughter because she was caught Davis' phones. Before entering Hokum introduced eight bills involved animals "should pull dragooned into joining a Central Davis, Jr., one of his best having an affair with a democrat, his Hmosine, Nixon told re Council Committee on Laundry calling for the impeachment of themselves up by their boot friends, Nixon said the he re was said to be the campaign porters that it was Pat Brown, President Lumpil. Lumpit im straps," and she moved to Soaps. garded the governor's mansion as manager. Young David, who is iiis former rival for governor of Hie key paint in his political car mediately castigated Hokum for amend the motion to send $50 While the Chairman and Vice- now sporting a quarter inch side California. Students wait outside Waterbury laundry room for their "precipitating ingenuous dissen- from the Central Council re Chairman consulted Hoyle's laundry while Council met in stormy session inside. lion for his own personal im- freshments line instead. Rules for Games for guidance out, filling Ihe room Willi bruganeous satisfaction." Debate A second-degree amendment about what to do next, a verbal none of il mattered anyway, smoke. After a brief, 10-miiiuie on the bill continued for twenty was offered by Finance Chair battle arose among three coun- since he intended lo veto the debute over the relative urgency minutes until Acting Chairman person Steel Girder which appro cilpcoplc over who should pay whole mess and would write a "Pack" Current informed priated all $5,000 remaining in the exlra penny lax on the hag 15-page critique since tins was of the situation, the Council McG Soys US is Broke Hokum thai his motions had the refreshments line. "Enough of potato chips. the 100th bill he had vetoed thai voted \2-'> to adjourn the meet died for lack ^\' a second, since is loo much," exclaimed Vice- As Hokum was announcing the month. ing and proceed to O'lleany's the Official Seconder, Maryjane Chairperson Current, who decision as to what was happen Suddenly, a dryer underneath taproom for some relaxation Buttons, was absent from the moved to refer the matter to the ing. President I.union slated that Irale "FM" Longshine shorted from the strenuous session. lo sell all ihe While House dish- I'on.spii-aey orjjiinivttul by Inu, bus- President George Mi'tJoveni i(S..."w'i can use pnpt'r plules." mess. He told a rupul'ter Irom will let I the nation tonight in an MrljuviTii's dnuHhtei's luivc ihe Voir York Hint's . "Ihose address Hint the treasury of the .uirci'd lo s(dl Ihen-sla.sli .Hid uive .-apitalisl ine,.s cull hileli all Ihey SUNYA buys out United Slates was broke The tlit* money lo Ihe lonli'nil wain Inn I didn'l can a nnj etnii SUNYA on the Move market tell sharply as word of Ti-cii.sury Sources elosn lo llie Irom ihem iluinitr my t'uin|ini|>n Me( jtivern 's speech reached in Pi-i'.sidi'iii say thai lie is si'iiaitsly .mil iln-v itui ill ,'iii -,1m now ' midtown NYC veslors. MeGovern said thai he lliinkmu about sdliim ruffle* by "Shifty" Sands did not attribute ihe financial wilh ihe first pii/.i- beiiiu. Vice Professor Stan Blunt of ihe Geography Department announced, dbasler to Ins 1.0(H) dollar I"*'" Pi'i'siiliMil. I'onicsuini.s wuli Til.' nuiion is .ilremly oillvuu: today Ihat the main podium, upon which all academic buildings air person welfare plan hul rather to prior nii'iilal lii'alinenl .oi'saul liuhind lllen • president.. Willi cake overtime lor Pentagon workers. The SUNYA iruslees are con built, has broken loose from lis pilings and is moving low aid lo hi' cMiluilcil. sales .noi li.i/iuu.s plnnili'd In .HI I'iTorl io stabilize the sidering the purchase of a new Interstate '•>() and Ihe llyall House "You see. I he university was llll-ouijhoul Vlii.s.sacliiiM'll.s .mil national economy Me Govern Wnsliiinjlou, 0 l' I'll.- '.'in.iiiiiin; campus, part of Phase VI of the built on sand dunes created by ancient glaciers," explained G.O announced ,i While House rum Met lovcrii stiemed iclaxi'il on piii-| ol' ilic .-uunitv is IM-IH Tails new SUNYA master plan lo ex Gialfy, assistant to Professor Blunt. "Willi no pilings lo hold us in mane sale and a National ha'/.aar Ihe "Vi- ol' his address lull bad "wailing n ,no ' vviltl iniiny Above is the site of the purchase of office space by the trustees of pand until there is no place lo place, we move Willi the shifting sands The movement is slow Kleanor. the ins! lady already noi I'll Ihill lie was •'i-.m.'i'i-iii'ir liuliluiij 111.' 'I I oh j voll ,ci" Round Trip SUANYNY. There was assistance from the Student Association and go. Construction has begun on enough to be undetectable, bin may total fifty feel a year," A has told reporters llial she plans abolll an ippai'i'in .iss.issin.u ion .illiludi' the classes of 76-99(as represented by MYSKANIA, who have the second tower in the down schedule worked out by ihe computer showed ihe podium ovci declared themselves the legal guardians of all future Albany State l Bus Ticket to town campus of the State Uni lakmg Slate Quad sometime in ihe year \ )X2 and Washington students, born and unborn) versity of Albany al New York Avenue by I'MO. Shhhhhhh... at New York. The first, com "All is not losl. however, if we act now," urged Bliuil in a speed, Yes to NO, WOODSY OWL HOOTS: I don't want pleted in l')71, was kept a secret lo university administrators. The Professor would like lo see cables because it was unoccupied. Osh Kosh run between Dutch Ouad and Ihe Humanities building, and between to hear it. Everything will gel Us name Indian Quad and Chemislry. Failing Ihat, lire Department is working by I ( Enjiiii Buy Tickets early, limited am*. from the Albany Campus. The out a system lor moving the podium hack every year, iluougli the \ noted loMiolouisI published Vacation Spot of the U.S. completed towei is called New use of logs and thousands of laborers, as was done in ancien! Egypl ,i icpoo iod.iv which warned Slate. The one just started will \ m.'i leans ol ihe possible be called (at least officially I New danueis n ihe I'1"" 'into pol Dutch. Ihe bell tower, almost April 15-31 1976 lution vt.iiuhnds weie noi ies- completed now, will be known new club sprouts cmdeil li . ould he l.n.il in ihe as Ihe New Carillon, and Water loui! i nil'' he said Siirdies have lower, by Lilly Pulian Committees from Ihe SUNYA Jlown Hi,H "I ill men hoin in Class of '23 $95 Munclikin Club have been mevl ma|oi niciii ,p, 'In.in neas Inn,.! • II most ol you have lo bend nig Willi Housing and Food Sei ilic oils, Hi polluliini "ii is 1'iirlliei uptown, the Slate Uni Class of '82 $105 down lo icad the signs, they're vice lo discuss problems such as versity of New York a I Albany a:i' slllVIVi.'d I he, nun is sill probably adveitising ihe up unreasonably high Illinois oi nn payable only in has made the acquisition ul tcilllil 1 1,1 ,i'.;.' Iliiwewi \ coming "Short Peoples Week reachable silverware. Al ihe ion several office buildings They ,uuc\ ol Hi.' bundled II.MIIIII.-SI end." The Mtinchkiu Club, re leience students lioni difleicul Greenbacks or Monopoly mon*y will lie la/.ed and a small replica people in V'\s \ oi k I u\ -.lo'ss , cently lecognued and lunded by schools will compute ami n\ lo ilial .ill ui ilieni have .n nsi.l.-i of ihe Albany Campus will he the Studeni Association, is spoil solve such problems. Acudenm built. In addition, there will he il'l.- am.Mini. "i pollutants in Tickets will be sold in CC bathroom sonng Ihe unci collegiale evenl all) faculty mcnibcis will ills the long awaited, much needed I lion Inn:;-, \" l.mttci Is il I Hundreds ol slum students, cuss a senes ol pioposed couises lam-l:10 am Sunday field House, to till the concert uu'ie -sd billion inistjke ill. faculty and adiriimsttalron mem- possibly leading lo a minoi in GIVE A HOOT DON'T GIVE A HOOT. gap loi students at SUANYNY. n'p.n. ussions Hindu ;.'i , "si K 4iittt L beisliomill ovei [he slate, mosllv "Assailed Short Studies " ('mil Completion date is projected for March 13,1968 at 7~30. luniimtaJ on page fourth live teel anil undei, will con cuhnns aie being devised loi veige upon Ihe campus liid.is lo couises in "Shoil People in Sin,.' Oi.- nn. ui.HUM.i' unci , begin a weekend ol Icctuies, Western Ihslory hehue ihe ( oil have its en up llu- '.lea •'! J l"V. ^fTlLCINEMA presents: films, and sou,,] events Mem Wai" and "flu- SIIOII IV,son s p,i||iiii"ii no,'oi.ii oiiihuslion Bursar Tries Economy Big Personality " clique ill.- new li.i.'.n.l ol ovei hers ol ihe SUNYA community S New efforts at economy at Ihe thing I'm service "Mosi of these lei dialling wilh a studeni I'm w.nk in,in 1"' sl.leie.l In EROTIC FILM FESTIVAL ol all sizes aie invilcd lo mosi ol Thine will he some social bonis Hursar's Office are apparently timc-consumcis have no experi 45 minules oi so. she'll tell him .ll.l.'l I" ,1 ill,I up .1 • .11 , ^pi ltl>J ihe events Heading ihe hsl id al which milk and shoiicake will succeeding quite well, according ence with a syslem .is complex oi hei to wail, then she goes I.II ihe imi iv, " sen . ol Jiivini; speakeis will be SUNYA's own by scived The lowliglu ol ihe lo Assistant Bursal Rocky Gla as mils," he explained "We've Ihiough thai door anil out lo Ii., inllill iln- ::u.ii.inieei u lakes Little Red Riding Hooker heistoiy professor Di David conleience will he a dance held cier. Ihe innovative plan calls cm down ihe actual number of lunch, or to a movie, ui maybe loo much ell,ul and nine Ihe liadnian, speaking on "A Short in Ihe Campus (enlei Ballroom for Ihe transfer of employees students we see here pei day lo pick up some douuls Woiks Japanese ui.nkei wilh ih .oi low Slay is a Good Slay oi I S. al u p in Saluiday. Music will he from IS lo around 7 And we eveiy lime " who lormerly deali wnli slu Baby, full Slull " (hi Friday Lib,,i uisis ,v ",i 1,1 make ,i inn Ii Beauty and the Breast provided by The Club's own dents on an individual basis to think we can slice it still further , h.'.ipei ,n night, 7 p m in |.C 1 ilieic will band. "Tiptoe " with practice." Olhei innovations include more suitable tasks in paper- he a film on ihe benefits ol diopping Ihe leuipeialiue in the All SUNYA commumt) mem shuffling, coflecmaking, and Currently, a single part-time being small, preceded by a senes Off-White and the Seven Pimps wailing aiea ("It doesn't woik, bers aie eligible lo join ihe Ihe \S|'I A has ali.'ads sou>:li l bridgeplaying. A special iiiunhei employee, a veteran of 25 years ol selected slum subjects Ihey wear coals"), making the Munchkui (bib, which was an uiiuii, lion io preveui ihe use system, developed from success al Ihe motor-vehicle bureau, flouts hardei to sil on, and Saturday afternoon's piugram loimed lo liulhei Ihe nghls oi ,,| h,uses on ii.'.i.linills. lul experiments in delicatessens handles all the overthecotinlei decreasing the lighting to pre offers Ihe attendees a choice of short people in all aspects ol Tuesday and Wednesday 7:00 and 9:00 am across the country, is already in transactions. "She's really fan vent reading oi studying. Re discussion groups including lop university hie Dues aie 1/ pel use to spread the hues more even tastic lo watch," admired one ics as "Room Remodeling foi seineslei wilh sllldciil lax and Ih.- vlii i soiijihi In Di ly, contribute to confusion, and search is also being done into employee, "We had a door in Mobil vs.is ihe .lealion ol S-ls Basement of Administration Building creation of disturbing noises, but Short People," "Are Professors It)/ without. Contact club secre hopefully cm down on the num stalled with the word 1 billion v. HI Ih ,u new loads, all no plans have been "fumed up" Height Digois' ," and "Career tary Minnie Itodd loi de bers of "hardcore" students who 'RECORDS' on n, only it's really ADMISSION: $5.00 with proof of age in this area. Opportunities foi Short Giads." lads. .1.}-.'. iilull will wall through almost any- an exit to another building Al Mi SECOND PAGE APRIL FOOL'S PRESS APRIL ONE APRIL ONE APRIL FOOL'S PRESS THIRD PAGE •••••- - The administration and its puppets refuse Some day, when the students grow up, to listen to reason. Lechers Sick (sic) they will realize how they were fed the Students! This is your chance to stand illusions of controversy. For actually, College Administrators Riot SUNYA is an institution of quiet and up for Jake Kribbitts—it's now or never! contentment. To the Editor: Sign petitions and come to the Tenure for spokesman at Princeton, who Ballbany State I would like to make one think per Kribbitts meeting this Wednesday. Associated Premise wished to remain anonymous President Louie Ben-gay-zet fectly clear: The ASP's constant useage of With great conviction, and Vice-President Crockin led Poop-Poop-ee-Doop An Adrrinistrator Administration members all said, "God damn it, those F—en the term "infirmary" is botn incorrect Irate Music Students several administrators to the over the nation have taken over students are so freakish, we can't and misleading. The proper term when even talk to them with all that Campus Center where they the student unions in what referring to the student health service is assembled to hear a speech by appears to be the largest out loud music blasting." Mayor Erasthmus Mourning. The To the Editor: the Student Health Service. pouring of unrest since the Cam The National Guard was called The Truth Lies Mayor, speaking from the CC Let me state first that this letter is not The word "infirmary" implies sickness. bodia invasion. As of this morn out last night on the University To the Editor: fountains told the crowd that for publication Under no circumstances, ing more than 400 colleges and of Maryland, when about 100 No one is "sick" who enters the doors of "we administrators have been I am damn sick and tired of (lading universities remain closed with administrators gathered on do I want to be stabbed in the back again. the Student Health Service-only "un "Route One, overturning student too long held responsible for too truth. Every time that I pick up the number increasing every Everytitne I turn around another so-called well." And it is equally implicatory that This is a Lousy Letter much. It's time they learn that if the ASP I only get the bare facts. Have hour. The rioting is in response registered cars, and breaking we got something to say, we're "reporter" from the ASP is there to the word means that infirm people work to what administrations feel is dorm windows. The head of the none of you any idea of even the most gonna say it now." misquote me on another polysyllable in the Student Health Service. That is growing student encroachment. Maryland Guard has ordered a 9 basic tenets of journalism? to 5 curfew for all administra Student Association President expression of solidarity with the ruling simply a dirty rumor. What sparked the mass closing of Don't you realize you must stop your Michell Lumpot and his asso schools was attributed to the tors who must now remain in clique on this campus. 1 wish the ASP would cease these To the Editor: their offices till they leave. ciate Tom ClingsOn were repor outrageous distortions of news events, deaths of four college deans at Yes, I love power. Yes, I love polish. irresponsible mistakes of jargon. I also I dare you to print this! This letter will and fabricate news events completely? As Bent State University, and the Students have by and large tedly disturbed by Ballbany Yes, I love the soft black leather couches wish the ASP would stop writing about Ground remained fairly apathetic to the State Administrators. Mike, in ;i probably never be printed because it is long as anything in the ASP even re shooting by student security of that abound in administrative offices. two black vice- presidents at recent uproar. One coed at rare interview with the Kick in the Student Health Center, which ill my real. The rest of your letters are all motely corresponds to reality, you might the Asp told this reporter. Someday I hope to be an administrator George Rockwell University. UCLA was quoted as saying, opinion, is beyond comment. I also wish figments of your imagination published just as well tell the whole truth instead of "Frankly, I'm surprised, this re IS Chanting slogans like "2, 4, 6, "Now that the Spring is here, myself, and when that day conies. I the ASP would...well, that's another story Io entertain the readership, and create the flects a primigenous recension of the tiny kernal of it you presently dole o- Hog's H, all you students masterbate," they just don't want to stay in intend never to talk to any of you again and I'm terribly busy ribald shandrydan, and is basic false ideas that controversy and disagre out to your readers. o- and burning transcripts, adminis their cubicles. It's more fun to ally ultimogeniture ophiomancy, For that matter. I don't think I'll talk ement exisl on this campus. tration members are upset over riot. I remember when I was As it stands now, people complain the besides which, it's a fucking to any of you starling righl now. As I've student apathy and student in- younger, we used to do the same (linnet Hoodwink. M.D. For example those letters complaining ASP misquotes them. Don't you realize if nonsense." shame." often said in sharp flashes of my mutable Day trangience. One administration abo"t room searches by Housing weie you make up quotations out of ihe thin wit, none of you understand Knghsli |S printed to scale llie students. You don't an you save half the time. and. in anyhow. Hall! Take that. And poop on all want them to appreciate Ihe line looms addition, take llie wind out of llie sails of of you. Find it at the Crookstore's Ain't Whistlin' Dixie and fan regulations 11 icy aie living under. anyone claiming to be misquoted? How All those lelieis aigiiiug ovei Ihe actions long! 0. how long will it be before you Very Sincerely Yours. of our most beloved Central come to youi senses? wake up. Breathe Council have got io he some ol youi most semi-weekly Percy lilysshe Lumper! lice fell peiniscious lies and sciap all To the Editor. imaginative We all know Ihai Central youi mciely unsubstantiated Illinois Well, llie Administration's dnve to fire Council does nothing ihat would cause anniversary sale PISLtc I don'l believe 1 am alone in my ill good leacheis has shuck again This llie leasl bat ol an eyelash cc: New Yoik Tunes. Ihe While II..use disenchantment with Ihe ASP All across Mine Ihe laiget is Jake Kllbbllls pio- Also those lelieis suppoitmg piolessois Associated IVss Hid .ill points west the campus I heai ihe uuiimured dis- Any used textbook orig. $5.00 new lessoi of whistling lu Ihe .Music Depart in dangei of losine then leinue I heai content, lies' We cry loi lies' ment. weie wntlen b\ eilbei students leceivmg NOW $10.00 Father O'Houlihan I bough Ins depaitnieni voted against A's in Ihe couise. oi even by ihe proles- bun. they really iliink lie should gel soi's mother! Giddyap! leiiuie Department Chairman lauslus Six Myths Exploded! Buy 1 bic pen McNasty. an old enemy ol siiidenls and all progressive thinkers, also vetoed leii Don't Panic get the 2nd for double the price To the Editor: uie loi Jake Associate Dean Modeiatiim Why is 11 that Ihe ASP has i.nisistcuth Mugwump added his disapproval-as did In case you have been wondering about certain differences m today's ASP, let me Ignored couliovcisi.il leiiuie uiscs mi Dean Hurnbuggei. All of lliein have u in assure you Hint Central Council has not campus'' lime and tune again. sou have loi 111is icalls- excellent professor. put LSD into the Campus Center water turned your beads while helpless tcaeheis And what do they base llieu decisions supply Indeed, the ASP does not usually publish on a Sunday , but you usually Limited supply of ge! thrown out ol then |obs 1 onels in' Ihe usual1 "falluie hi attain degiees don't read the ASP on Sunday , either, Carillon Waterworks was attacked Willi and recognition!" They don't explain rie,ht'.' 1. Tampoons are bulky and 1970 calendars nary a word fioin soui publication Do lh.it Jake can't gel his li.A. until he Kvery year the Albany Student Press uncomfortable. (left over from last week's sale) $4.00 each you think your newspapei is above the completes the High School equivalency lets its readers know what its staff is VA LSI:! 'lampoons ./re slime of campus polities'' lis about lime really like. After the shoek wears off the Administration member beating up student outside Campus Center yesterday. exam. And as loi Ins published woik, small and uncomfortable, subscription rate recovers to a normal Schools all over the nation are being shut down by irate administrators. you stepped down lioni youi high hoise how can a mail barely capable of wilting 2. Strenuous 'exercise must level. So thanks for a good term, we'll see and took a stand on tenure issues Ins name gel himself published7 The m< >mc •*•< •**< •**< iw '&< >»K>mf. *«. >**. xa*. *K& weNKM vou next February be avoided with Tampoons. 10* OFF on imprinted charges aie therefore ridiculous. VALSL1 Only moderate SUANYNY (' Waleiwoi ks Do/.ens ol music students have written exercise must be avoided. T-shirts io ihe Dean. President liene/el. Chan % 3. There are pins and pads ISOUR EAST .. cine too loud! cello! Uoyei. Governor Kockclellei. BJ Chall, to worry about. (only sizes XXL& P available) /r Pm Kicbaul Nixon, and Cod. hut Io no avail KICK in-the-Kd. | PRESENTS | '""""""' '""'"'"' NOV .SO' 'lampoons use The proposed new acquisilioi only one safely pin jor added will complete new SUANYN> reliability. Record Sale Vi price off on maslei plan. Willi .in upluwi 4. Something might show. campus ll will be located aboii. Summer Weekend I'A LSI:! lampoons be- any broken record live miles uptown ol llie ml>l come invisible on exposure town campus. I nislees aie i > m Aug. 3-6 to light, sideling a purchase neai ('oluin 5.Tampoons lower one's NOW IN THE CROOKSTORE hla Univcislts so students , v batting average. jf shale scivices Thurs. Nite. Tiddly Wink Tournament NO! the neu Mi 02. lam noon is tunc accepted in the Tab (with cyclamates) I This is llie site "I Ilii' pinch.i ,i CC ballroom free hot chocolate National League. * [»»•»»»»»»»»»•[ si of office space by the Iiiislccs o: 6. Tampoons are habit Tuna (with mercury) I "~"~ * " ~ " """ "~" SI SUANYNY There was .ISM. forming. SuidL A Friday Afternoon Fashion Show I LIZA MANICOTTI AS SPOOKY ADAMS | '""" ' '"' UNTR ('/:'.' No one has yet | , liolionn and the classes ol 7i,-')'i (.,. featuring Mama Cass Elliot proved any causal relation * CUJUCkmCI I DIIDTAU AC ii-nnw ...... J? icpie ed by MYSKANIA and SHMENDELL BURTON AS JERRY PAIN ship! jgj ihe l)i win. declared lumscll the 1 ••-••••cm along dotted line "•«»»•* 3 guaidl; I .ill unburn li'tllse- l Friday Nite Dance uFtii/GPSiteY | Remember Spooky's Classic Line: HARVARD TAMPOON, INC. w/Lawrence Welk & his orchestra Harvard, West Virginia f)2.U)i | ' Care to Peel a Banana?' ( oiislHlclloil has ahead) been Sir!, i underway loi live seals (secielh Veil Ruih rim yiMii ipuclal Introductory unbeknownst lu iiiusl i asu.il oh offal of J IIU/IMI v ing-b|/ed lampoon*, loi seiveis Completion dale loi llie Saturday Nite Concert only II.'JO, 1 iudll/0 Hmi II I ,1111 tiot '..ilii- | Monday and Tuesday, ilnii.i limply roiurn liiu unused portion. USE YOUR MISTERCHARGE FOR entire downtown campus is es Ldll ANY PURCHASE $500LOO OR MORE The Three Chipmunks Save oven moral Ton tampoons for only $1J lunaled al Maich 14. \')h'> .H (Addod iovimji of $.501/ I April 2 and April 3 7 .W a in w/lead singer Alvin mmm*** cut along dotted lino ~*mmm~m "^*^H^*^v^» M name _— 7:15 and 7:30 in LC 33 \ Sunday Afternoon Ice Skating on the Lake addles — J! NINTH Pflnc KOUKTH PAGE APRIL FOOL'S PRESS APRIL ONE APRIL ONE APRIL FOOL'S PRESS iawfci University Broad announces the CLUBS & MEETINGS INTERESTED FOLK biggest ever... to be held in the Fireside Loungelltli All are Invited Synchronized Sinking meeting will to partake. Elections will be held for the Most be held at the Gym Pool at 8:15 this • •*•• Obnoxious Person this week. You evening, New members are welcome / Felta Thl fraternity is holding its may vote for the person of your to come since old members never annual keg and leg party on May choice. The winner will receive a 1 came up. 3&4. All university women are wel Life-Time subscription to LIFE come. magazine. The third weekly postponement ol • •»•» [heProcrastlnator'S Club will not be Mental Illness Among College Notice: Applications for 73-'74 eiBiEmeep held this week because the president Students. Psycho presents the fllrnll basketball team are available in the Everything you always wanted to didn't get around to it. The next women's showerroom. No experience Symphony is Eh know about madness or who knows postponement will precede us is necessary. By Andy Pallid what evil lurks in the minds of men. scheduled To he presented on Sun. April 31, See the show for freed Ushers Sometimes I think the Albany Symphony is a fine orchestra nearly 6:00AM in the Albany Med Students' Internal Mediation needed at the SUNY Burlesque. at a par with the Chicago Symphony under George Solti except that Today Is the last day to return All those students who are Psychiatric Ward. Free admission and Society presents their annual lecture. Contact the manager Gypsy Rose Lee its not as good. Sometimes I don't. your Incomplete for the second all invited. Meeting will last majoring in Extra- currlcular Bring your own pillows. at the Performing Arts Cantor semester of the school year '71-'72. indefinitely. The orchestra, under the direction of its talented, imaginative and activities should come to a meeting dressing room If they are not in by today, then tonight in PH129. Pre-requisites for Mental Illness Among Adolescents extremely conceited director. Julius Hedgehog, as usual (too much speak to your professor for a further this major are 36 credits in the SPORTS SHORTS (•very Thursday Night in Writing Contest 2b cents for ihe as usual. Can't they ever get a guest conductor, say somebody like extension, extracurricular Held of your choice. CC375.ICentra1 Council Meeting). best decorated stall. (ieorg Solti of the Chicago Symphony'/) presented both laces ol' this The Associated minor for this field is Senior*: Placement service is now in usually 18 credits ol incompletes. dual nature (some people might compare it lo the two faces of A.M.I.A. Jockstrap Stretching operation to help you. We are The meeting will be held ,ii 7 15PM. Anyone interested m ioinirit(S/3/Ma Singing Contest $25 Worst Voice!! Schwann's split personality, although I wouldn't) al an all-siar Contest ICo-edl will he held on looking for those people interested' Be there and find out how many Dlgma Doo the national Chicken Two $10 runner up prizes. Special concert lasl Saturday in Ihe Palatial Theatre and Home for Ihe in Defacing Billboards, Looking for Friday. March 27, m AD 231 ,.t \2 Pluck at B Honorary should .itinncl ,i awards to th« mnsl off.key and io people are majoring in ihis Held ton. Indigent in Ihe heart of Ihe slums of Albany Holes in Donuts, and Collecting Bugs midnight, Everyone ;s welcome. meeting .it lite Commissary [his the most tone danl. Applications for an Entomologist. A college degroe Applications and equipment Wednesday .illnrnnnri ,il 1 DE1PM itiusi he ii by KKlay to the They began wilh Sirge Rtigehlech's "Deviations on a Theme thai is necessary for — "•"*"" •n^j IWT111 1TrmrmHm^^^^^^ ^^^^^MBMMMMni!wmManaBngBBigBBaBBB« mimum _ Preverts/Kick in the ASP/Preverts/Kick in the ASP/Preyerts/Kick in the ASP Poor Harvey Gnus Puzzle Solutions must be submitted to the Albany Student Verbs of America Pornography for the People Press Office (CC 482) by the Monday previous to the 1 publication of the puzzle. EPYHVBGCKUFNLJ GNENQLNCQ J NEHQC PNELJ MT QUYO A housewife in Des Moines, program. Not only did they try daughter asked her her father TNLNQRPGI MWYCBGNSCSCRWU T KWI J W FES EUNG RAOL Iowa—married twenty seven to impress upon the youngsters, UDKEHGVULXVJ OMRHREJ VVTC YKUQKF DYXLKVD HFWA how a diaphragm was implanted. Name, address and entrance fee of $5.00 must accom EUNVXJI ERGRELHBNDMNMTDF P VAOVD G R Q M J V B TGGI years in May—was found col who might be watching, an in To have children worrying about J XTGEKPPMPDZRGMTNTPJ UCK S YPMBF NNJ FDNN U VBM lapsed on the floor of her bed terest in pornography, but the pany your solution. such filth is also dangerous to JNBPXSSHZXCIDLRBULYLIHX RKOS S D NDB QRYW KLF A room last week. A next door fleeting glances of posters and BLOE FS their schoolwork. When the VRRBWKHYELRHP DKAJ AZJ GYC QVQTEYC SXEC neighbor was suspicious when theaters were enough to UBSHSFTJ VHCYSZUBOHNFMDS HZ FVDZ CB LGWVD J MNL mysteries of the clitoris are avail To prevent the stifling of creativity, only blank puzzles HTKZPXJ QGRDKYCNLOACWQLC NS P DS B UHKHVJ R FVHK she didn't pick up the mail, and arouse the prurient glances, of able in the local bookstore, how Friday, Mar. 23 Saturday, Feb. 29 PQTKCNBLNTBZXJTFKJ FDPHU QMBHBF AHS GBVT Z L J I entered the house, and at first the adolescent viewer. is Johnny going to study his long will be accepted. EYUFKNFWDUKI AKJ PDJ CNNZF NS J VQH F P YP HNY EPUL thought she was dead, but soon Proponents of such Filth are WE GF GJ S S F MQDF P WLM division? and they wonder why UHMWS CZLCAOJ QUFLMSLVVML heard a sob and knew she was quick to point to the Federal NLJ SCHGDPBUQNZFBCRMVCLB I VXHC E E P L T H N D WVGT Johnny can't read. Paul Har UJ OMDY VFSZKf N 5 NUQ alive. Commissions's findings that the Each of the three winners will be entitled to three (3) PQI KCXFDDJ CCQNTVFJ HCLAK vey good DAY. Gi.ry Atric: will be tuking d batn dt 7:30 Experimental Theatre: "Reflections of an HOLQMKZJ UEVGYJ GCNDRDMLI IAKDUH C QG XKXJ YE Z D dangers of pornography are all in extra helpings of Yankee pot roast on the quad of their AEKDTMVOI QFTTJ QWMPLUBMH P F XNT X PKGVHI C S F T E p.m. on the 3rd floor of Onondaga. Artichoke," a new play by Tennessee HME MGN The parents of a young busi the mind. That is right. To ex XI GHTWLMCHS ZNSWCXBQUVF F E S C B I K Y L XZ P P F S 1 HX QVNS NC M ness student in the BVonx , New pose an impressionable mind it', Admission $1.50 w/tax, $2.50 w/out. Ernie Ford, will be performed in the choice. LPBJVLMTHKBNGVQYlVGMFFG J I OL n KB VMDJ DP RDJ KG VQUN I FNXBFKBFPTLPQPFE LNMHr WB York, were worried when he with garbage from 42nd Street is Binoculars for rent for tno:,} on otiier Aren a Theatre whenever the actors decide A I ML S D /AJMLWH B L NE didn't call home as he docs each dangerous to the mind. My next KGFVMHRUAHJ NTBPJ SD1NKIIH VLGBWS (IB I LGPC P *, {• K tiiree quads. Hign power telescopes will to show u p. Admission is free! (Who Only friends of the Preview Editor are eligible to win. IMLGVPVLQUHSDVLWDQHDMPE GHWNYWT St. Patrick's clay. Someone in door neighbor's eight year old CQRLCNWTINYCNLSRQVGFBOE I WP O K X vt; OL be provided for Alumni Quad. would pay to see this?) R X |) K I J V tht- neighborhood called the RQGHWJ J VCCEKUF F TGMKI XL KF NGIIGC. DX L J OH X DZ C M police when the newspapers JJVDRDGDPNUOI KB HFMU ALU B KWK I ( M r J GS Sorry, veal in grease sauce cannot be substituted lor the I I- OIJVI 1 reached the doorknob. The TMPYZVGPGGWI LWKHHMQL.BG/ L C KP I- (i I K J I M V II 5 G Z E XSDZF5EZKDMVGRCZTT XPDDB NPDWEC D Q H M police broke in, only to find the JSC and Newman: co-sponsoring "Tue pot roast \l X I G MDQ Short people's Weekend: film in LC-18 DZNQMFU3ZKXJGWAVLDWCt I KMI/INI ' I I B WI f Ol. P lad in a rucking chair staring at a Bible" followed by a question and answer MPUYUMNXB T VMYI APQUHI'I Yl. II V P I ) WO W I M M Q O WS 1 H WSUA640 on tne benefits of being small, followed picture of Racquet Welch. L DLHNF C WB HQ I / E L W/ I ! I V 1)1M l I K( I ) G M WP V XN t f periud witn special guests Cecil B. De- by selected snurt subjects. 7:00-7:15. E AWKGZ C QB KP MN Y R U / QUO C •' ('t.i RI I I U Nl. V C Mille and Moses. $.50 for JSC members, IOKRVYTJLI CQVVDVVXXSOGG IH Ul GV H N Finally, an eighty-seven year OC UG F D MP X WY RMC S V 11 ( H IM I' V IM l t DHL WC I I ON UNI Y old woman in Sioux Falls filed ASP Crossword Puzzle ',1 VOVJ H $12.00 for otiters. It/PWI M V I. I i ML QRS X K I WQA VQZ RGMKOWl I (J for divorce un the grounds of A Hew Sound in StoHc UXPFFFMLNRZ/CSXXS J V K t J X I IWRC..S I ON Rendezvous: between Mule and B. Gold; L QMDGX VWC GL OWI ) HWi XN/ I U /A 11 I 11 MJ M me< > m pa l;i bill* y She ;nid her • l pi 1 1 7 WW', KK O V husband, who is nmi'iy-lour, havr scheduled for 7:15 p.m. in the middle of Chicken-Weighs: "Mike Lampert and trie 1 1 DMRTHDKWYYTCSCQURVYl I / X Q.WWG YVBNL T J I t WYP H / C Wl N < / V M:VIIL WI been niamed for seventy-two the fountain, while the carillon plays our SA churus" rock out. Cover cnarge--5 ^M Q NU J S Z N R P C Y NGQ V / HOB P V < J.N MK •> . •, I )MAl I P L VE Z DMP WS E DC B R XS K(. / OP ', R alma mater. They will be autographing Bazooka gum wrappers. Milk, cookies, 17 Bl6 H yj ;^| Wtv? GVPKDFKHI YVCCXSMMl I V Ii < O A flew Sound in Silence their new book: S'I v ami the Ul Mmuiner. and pitchers of milk. 11 a.m. 12:30 p.m. a m rumtn fact. for Uni- • 20 : Il3 " 1 lab's i H-'' 1 TV h; been playing a a a ii a t Directions: Hidden in this f}it::Iv air ,/// ttu I whs ->l \ntt nca f'Uc\ 35TH 30TM^^ si.igl la ge pari in ( • i • a a may appear in all directions. h<>n:<>nhil. ar/nai and diagonal, and Ihrr to one who v Sunday, Dec. 25 [38 1 • 30 UJJH40 • 41 42 they may he spelled haekwanh au-d h-nutrds Letters wttv he used that Last ilh one EorNitwits News a the major networks presented a more than once. 46 [49 JJJJ n gi p nigra in about pornography. They directly stated thai por ASP Ersatz Dept: sponsoring u seance Boat Christening: by Mike Lampert, SA 56 60 153 57 ii 1 nography was harmless, which is mi BJ Alternate Saturdays .it 12:59 invoking Beetnoven, Brjiims and Bach. president and present Mayor of Albany. more than one ran say for the 51 ^H<>:' ^H63 164 65^^BlilT^^BC7 Answers appear Held at midnigut in tue tunnels, admis 1:15 p.m. un runway 3 at tue Albany i sion S.25 w/clammy nands, free w/uut. County Airport. 68 [jfjfl tQ ^m 72 • 73 | B74 p5 1 76 •" 1 • '8 I 1/0 82 'Last Week" 85 a u 1 1 Dance: fur Snort Peuple's Weekend, 83 • 84 1 1 80 87 • 88 IH"' loo 1 music by "Tiptoe" at 9:00 p.m. l I Kiss My ASP With your host Bill Chintzy AC ROSS 4? Coin Mint Mark 1 One Leitur Wurd 48 Day ol the Week (abbr.) 2 Unit of Length (abbr.) 49 Cat at tern dcil Allabcio (Hal.) Dear Kiss My ASF, 3 Luuei i»i tiio Alphabet !ii) Unit (it Weight (abbr.) Dear Kiss My ASF, Dear I I li , Hear "Last Week's" interview this week with My girlfriend and I broke up '1 'J 1 Unit of Mass (abbr.) I know this sounds hard i<> Try not to read loo much into Man's First initial about two weeks ago My prob Former President's first Inlti. a coincidence like this You 're Movie Timetable 'j Man's Socund Initial 52 believe, but my roommate is lem is thai when she broke up drummers 53 Geological Formation (abbr) building a nuclear device in our getting way ton defensive per l' Man's Third Initial with me 1 was dating her brother 54 Opposite ol 78 Across shower. He lias all these signs up haps even paranoid. One way of t Woman'', First Initial and sister on the side Do you about radiation and nuclear assuring 11 won'l happen again is fi Raman Numeral 55 Language (abbr.) think it would be in poor taste Ginger Baker, to park where you're supposed 9 Monotary Unit (abbr.) 56 Mathematical Constant attack, and all he does is talk to tell my old girlfriend that I to, instead of what's convenient. Oil Campus Sour East Off Campus X) Satrui as 37 Across 5 7 Occasionally Used Letter about the Oriental Menace at went out with her siblings. And work within the system for 1 1 Brassloru Cup Sl^o 58 Unit of Temperature (abbr.) Our Doorstep, All of his mail Keith Moon, meaningful change Confused 12 Another Ltittor ol the Aiph.ibut 59. Opposite ol 42 Across comes from a secret society in IJ bO Aipttabetao Llttera (Lai.) Alabama and he's constantly Fux Colonie Unit ol Time (abbr.) Dear Confused, Yes, 14. Color (abbr.) 61. Proolroader's Mark worried about somebody trying Bobby Rosengarten Dingleberry Cinema *** * ************ + v It.. Acadumlc Grado 62. Compass Direction (abbr.) to assassinate him . "Sound of Mucoti.i" We've tried to talk him out of ,>^ lb Opposite ol 59 Across 0 3. Opposite ol 23 Across Aynsley Dunbar "Lassie Comes Home" I'ues. and Wed.: 6:15, 10:30 1 / Unit ol Area (abbr.) 64. Unit ol E-noryy (abbr.) it but He's only gotten worse, 18. eBpecittlly since the peace treaty Souper New Drug Mon.: 7:0(1. 9:00 in I.CI) Unit ol Volume (abbr.) 0 5. Chemical Eminent Wed. Matinee: 2:00 Jimmy Carl Black, 19 Animal Gonus (abbr.) 66. Latin Word in Vietnam. What can we do? Far Out Feature Serviee 1 Rated 'X' 20. Baseball Term (abbr.) 67. Onomotapoellc Letter Only a Matter of Time A nt-'w diug lias recently found dead of a heart attack on #>*'& 21. Vowel GB N.Y.C. Subway Line the NY. Thruway. His dying Jai )ohanny Johanson, in 22 haying Card Rank (abbr.) 69 Buchstab des Allabets (Gar.) reached new heights of popular gasp was,"l gotta gel that Grey 23 Opposite ol 54 Across /O Opposite of 16 Across Dear Matter, ity mi many cullcge campuses. 21 Consonant hound " A recent bust of a "Lassie Leaves Home" n Condor (abbr.) It sounds to me that he's just Technically called metliehen/.a- Butch Trucks, S'j Actor's First Initial 72 Symbol For Atomic Particle playing some sort of harmless F.l). Cinema iruilinie, il is commonly known Soupei party exposed 100 naked Tuus.: 7:0(1. «:()() in I.C 3.14 2b Unit ol Fluid Measure (abbr.) !'A Hockey Term (abbr.) game which you're overreacting girls Ihiowing watet at a poster 71 Musical Note to students as Soupeis, bean- Cine 4 3 2 1 / '«W!&&&Ms&i£j£ mmt. "What ASP7" Louis Benezet SUNYA Battery Swaps Girlfriends & lechers / bylMan "Whale" Lichtenstein Leahy was reluctant to disclose the details of the switch but It was disclosed yesterday by reliable sources say that the Jack Leahy, star catcher for the switch took place in the A.P.A. Playing with Fire S.U.N.Y.A. baseball club, that section late one Saturday night he and ace pitcher Nick Ascien- while the two couples were play zo had traded girlfriends this ing lounge football. It seems that As we go to press, a fire is raging in Herkimer Hall. past week. The pair had been Leahy tackled Ascienzo's girl Fires are very destructive by nature. Buildings have been known to suffer close friends but this develop friend too hard and a fight en ment casts a shadow on the sued with the girls siding against much damage as a result of combustion, but the damage does not stop Dane's upcoming season. If there their own boyfriends. When the there. When any building is destroyed by flames, its contents will not are bad feelings from this inci dust cleared the trade was made. remain unchanged, either, if a given object inside a burning building does dent a winning season could be Ascienzo got Leahy's girlfriend not catch fire itself, the heat will render it unusable. An Allman Brothers in jeopardy. If the Danes do for his girlfriend and 2 seasons album will undergo some amount of warping if exposed to 1000 degrees have a losing season it would tickets to Ebbets Field. Leahy, un upstate resident, thought that heat. And the popular expression goes, "if the fire doesn't get you the mark the first time in 17 seasons that n Dane baseball team fell he had pulled off a great deal smoke will" or in other words, smoke deposits on freshly laundered under the .500 mark. Coach but was angered when he was wardrobe will often necessitate a second washing. Burly Bob Burlingame is hope told by frat brother Fritz Kekich Another aspect to the damage wrought by fires is water. Many ful, however, that the 2 players that Ebbets Field bad been r homeowners, assessing the damage after a lire, have caught cold by wading will still be able to work to ripped down in 1 i). )8. To com gether. plicate Leahy's situation it has ankle deep in the firemen's water. Ascienzo, the ace of the been learned thai his new girl There have been more than a few instances ol personal damage directly S.U.N.Y.A. staff since 1970, and friend is considering not report attributable to fire since 1950. Leahy, a talented catcher and ing to Leahy. Thus, the Albany Student Press feels that the disadvantages outweigh the hitter, are both valuable Albany Many fans are wondering what advantages, and that the fire in Herkimer Hall should be extinguished with State property. It has been the result of the trade will be. President Nixon phoned Coach all deliberate speed, if not sooner. rumored around Colonial Quad that Ascienzo is headed for Burlingame to offer some advice. S.U.N.Y. at Binghamton in ex It is reported that Nixon has change for 2 English professors asked Burlingame to join his Jack Leahy, star catcher, involved in "woman-swap" with teammate. O Temporal O Mores! and a maintenance man to be newly organized team as Vice- named later. The snag seems to President and manager. The be centered around the main team will play its home games in tenance man. Albany State Bien Hoa, Viet Nam and will be Albany Captures There has been too much talk about the circuits which run round in wants a man who can work known as the Bien Hoa circles while the more responsible members of the'SUNYA Community-- weekends and Binghamton is re Bombers. Nixon is said to have offered Burlingame a 5 year, both faculty and students alike (as much as possible)- sit, do nothing and luctant to part with such valu able property. $50,000 per year contract plus a NCAR Tournament generally demonstrate the ineffectually of deliberate and rational thinking Louis T. Benezet, President of guarantee that, his office will not be bugged. in a situation which calls for rash and irresponsible action. Immediately. S.U.N.Y.A., has considered can proved they couldn't win, even let his team have it. "That NCAA. Basehal 1 Comm is- by Lefty OTish celling the schedule for the team in college, the Danes earned the Alamo team out there was ter Nevertheless, this is no time for harsh judgments. Hang the scoundrels sioner Boowie Cute has con but has yielded to the wishes of right to play the Alamo who rible. They couldn't dribble, instead. Give them a fair trial and hang them. Say Halleluah. demned Ascienzo and Leahy other players. One player who After three long years of wait massacred the Cuckamonga team they couldn't shoot. They were calling them immoral and irre Let's not settle for second best when we can have our cake and cheat it was reluctant to give his name ing, frustration, sex perversion, behind the superb shooting of the most God-awful team I've sponsible. Cute, a former pimp said, "They've had their fun and and other aches and pains, the guard Davey Crockett. Albany ever seen. And do you know too. Say halleluah. in New York City, plans stiff we want to play ball too." Need Albany State basketball team State also had to contend with what? You're worse!!" fines for the 2 players. His Never let it be said that we hung back while new moose padded over the less to say, the player hasn't received a post-season tourna tough center Sam Houston, and Fired up by this certainly in action has enraged Player Asso caught any fast ones lately! ment bid. The Danes were in the notorious forward Santa Ana spirational speech, the Danes leas, and the moon signaled a paean to the brave thoughts harbored in even ciation President Merwin Mucas OKAY. WHERE'S THAT REFRIGERATOR?'' Dick Young of the Daily News, vited to the prestigious NCAR who transferred from Guadala showed why they were the East's the meekest hearts. Until the untenured, untried and untrue members ol who plans to file a complaint in an article to be published later Tourney, the National Collegiate jara University, top also-ran. Bob " M ad with the National Labor Rela . out community unite in a solid front against aggresive compression, will the today, has stated that Nick the Also-Rans which was held in The first half of the champion Bomber" Horsey, who during tions Board. Mucas ran down to Greek has moved the odds back Walla-Walla,Washington. ship game was marred by erratic the first half was bothered by : pistons of perniscious phascists stop pumping like bobbing elephant trunks. Cute's office directly after for Alban> State to win the The tournament included such if not spastic play by the Danes. Crockett's coonskin cap ("It Cute's annou n cement and j It is not too late. College World Series. Before the teams of reknown as Cucka- Bye-Bye, who won the opening tickled"), suddenly let fly from clogged Cute's passageways out girlfriend swapping incident was monga University {the host tap, couldn't do anything right distances from 111 to SO feet Tenure Denied Weiner | Hut it will be too late soon (any minute now), but it we hurry we can of the office. disclosed Albany had been team), University of the Alamo, while collecting four fouls. It which kept the packed house of I make the last bus. There is no time like the present: catch if you can. Never picked as 100,000 to 1 shots to The problem has yet to he and the Philadelphia 76ers. The looked like an early bye-bye for twenty six fans in awe. be silent while an errant thought, however wishful, begs expression. Sing win the coveted crown. Now solved but it is generally con latter has been having much dif Bye-Bye. Boob Curtsy on the The biggest surprise came from Young reports that Albany's ceded that one of the two play ficulty making it in the pros this other hand, looked like a basket the reserves. Little-used bench lewd, cuckoo. By Roy Harkow chances are virtually nil and that ers will be dealt off. Who it will year, and decided to give it a go ball player lei out of u mental warmers Dennis "The Menace" Spring is here, and with it, another year snaps round in place. All the the season is lost. be, no one is sure yet. in the college ranks. Harry "llntdug" Weinet, an English copied from others. institution. All he did was run Merry, Jerry Halfwit, Feltup Opinions varied among the iiround and yell, "Look at me, High, and Hairy Johnstown, teacher, was recently denied tenure, and Too. ii has been pointed out llial he is pieces begin to lit together, and young minds begin to understand. At last. members of the basketball team. look at mi*, I'm a basketball came to the rescue. Halfwit will be Tired alter this semester The intellectually deficient, having never When iisked about the bid, pbyer." The biggest disappoint scored '21 points in the second recently engaged ex-Associale Technical taken Chaucer, Milton, or Shakespeare's Snorts Shits Coach Dickery Dock Sourpuss ment was Quadril lateral. Thrill half lo spark the comeback. Editor fur the Albany Student Press face* liagedies Well, maybe so. bin lei it not The Department of Physical Education is presently looking for a replied, "1 couldn't be happier. 1 ing the. fans with his twisting However, Johnstown was the an unemployed and uncertain future al be said lhal Weiner has not taken New new P.A. Announcer for its basketball games. One of the announ just love being an also-ran." Cap lay-ups and Oscar-award winning key. Using crisp, smart passing, tain and star guard John Quadril fall-downs all year long, he the close of tins term England Literary and Social Record. Or cers, Bill Heller, was found guilty by an Albany County court of and his keen basketball mind, he Free the Fools being a "wise-guy." Il seems that his requests for tile funs to quiet lateral said, "Gee whiz and played* as if he was still hung- paced the team with ten assists. Werner, who has been student leaching Contemporary American Novel. A loss in down during an opposing players' free-throw attempt were met with leapin' lizards." Finally, when over from it rough night at Merry played superb defense, English at Earusworili Middle School in one area is remedied by expertise in hilarity. Equally humorous was his resounding (and obnoxious) the Danes' top leaper Bye-Bye O'Heany's. constantly pounding the boards Guilderland, New York, is lacing immi another. Weiner just won't let his know A famous man once said,"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they "two-oo minutes." Heller faces the possible sentence of a year in Milltown was asked his thoughts, The lockerroom scene was one and Sam Houston in the groin. nent dismissal. To discover reasons for ledge be sillied by what high-collar aci revere." Here we are, at the first of April, and every fool has his day. prison and his tongue being cut out he blurted, "What, me worry?" of astonishment. Sourpuss seeing The fine playing led to a stupify- I his outrage, one musl review Werner's demia consider lo be intellectual criteria. Nothing but Time itself will unchain us from that, unless a rent a car man ** + (Jetting by the 76ers, who still his team down 36-19 at the half? ing 72-63 Albany State win. startling pasl. Il is intellectual arson, and anyone who becomes president. One solution would be to move leap day from February Along Intramural Athletic lines, the Softball learn "It Keeks" is re*>44)e4>e*eV4+4+*+*+4&^e+*+4+4++*+e*+e>e^ The young teacher's career with lire slalcs lhal because he has never read any 29 to April 1. That would rid us of almost 75% ol all days to honor fools. favored lo finish last in League 111 competition. The team, made up of the smelliest people in Melville StcinmcU hopes they can smell ASP was nothing shoil of incendiary. classics. Weinei is unqualified lo teach The change would gather great support by sexual egalitarians who would away the opposition Vick Hay, one of the lop umpires in the Before joining llie Tech Staff, he was a 8th giade English, is out of touch Willi say that to allow proposals (of marriage,, I assume)oi) one day every (our A.M.I.A., has refused lo umpire their games lie says, "They are a star reporter. While other reporters were modern day educational realily. years would not be very equal. health hazard. They should be condemned by the Hoard of Health." CHICKENWEIGHS; slill praising the ulopia which they per The protests of his students, who con This proposal would meet with great opposition by the fools. They would Meanwhile, the A.M.I.A. Council is investigating the matter. Anyone interested in joining "It Reeks," may contact Jay ceived Albany Stale lo be. Weiner was sider him lo be llie best student teacher form coalition, and some actor would probably refuse an ()scar over it. This digging deep and unearthing llie many "Stinko" Goldstein. Prospects musl shower no more than once a Ihey have ever had, have fallen un deaf shows how causes are relative to the oppressed you have to he a fool to month, and not change their socks but once every two weeks. 48 Day evils which plague this university, cul eais. Alter this term, Weiner will he feel its opression. Underwear is optional. 0 Fish minating in a biliug expose entitled Kills wn houl a job al lainswoilli Ms. Julie Thus, it seems, that fools must be tolerated, at least, You may nor want Hwooooooowldw on Campus. At llus lime lie was unjustly Rosado, duel spokeswoman fur the Help your daughter to marry one, but today is April 1 ; take one to lunch. branded a radical, and llie administration WANTED: Dance Marathon A lloldog (HAH) committee, and slarled marshalling its forces. Werner's fiance, said al an interview yes In a barrage of unsubstantiated slander terday, "Can we, as intelligent human So she ate Nock Ticklers WSUA Radio is looking for a listener. WIN CASH PRIZES! 'and im nally and propoganda, word gol around ihat beings Willi consciences, let anolher line Associate Ersat* oscai meyei Weiner was unpublished and unlearned teacher lall by the wayside? No, we IklltvV.JlHI tllll vVUIIHfl Must know something about Radios and $50 entrance fee per couple Danish Editor In answer lo the charge thai he never cannot. Go lo llie ASP office, CCJ26, Editor-in-Chaap hnmed m.jfifjoi Make Adders yary atric wrote a tiling, witnesses maintain thai last and sign llie petition lo Help A lloldog. dabbia i<;M 3 day sessions-10 minute breaks, Mows Editor Associate Dang big numbers. If you are interested call year alone Weiner wrote 4 English term Only through youi support can we hope the "bombed blondshalt" sheila wnghi bunk u. hill uary resussnianation papers and iwo lake home finals not lo to keep Weiner with us, and grant him llie So-$o Nudes Editors Preverts Editor partners must be of the same sex lust fir ddVis Gassified Ads 457-5808 and ask lor Eric or Dave, teave mention llie journals he painstakingly tenure lie so justly deserves." mindy b(K) Adverse Maniac i. more yanek cat "theack" eaily Gmfottty The management is not liable for death or sickness. Out-of-Town Editor mute poss sibley your name and phone number. A first class araatua niavm Assistant Maniac Circulation Man. In case of death the entrance fee will be refunded. ttfloJ* Briefs linda despot Communications are limited to either side of 500 words and who wouldn't trud of tho-rou Busy Man. may or may not be subject to the discretion of the Editorial Exact Change FCC ticense is suggested but not required. Eat it or Elm Page phil pockets Get your ticket|. ffownad on by ituctont tax sno Vol. IX. No. 17 State Unlmrtlty of New York at Albany March 30, 1973 comport: State Your Advnlty to Nuda Work « Albany aprll fuel Ittue Student Committee Studies Searches Great Dane Highlights of the Year by Elizabeth Jones Dorm searches, confiscations, and resulting fines seem to be encouraging a "paranoic" atmosphere among SUNYA students lately. The Housing Office's newly enacted policy of entering suites and room unannounced has become, according to Student University Senator David Hirsch, "the biggest irritant on campus." The investigations, endorsed by Director of Residence Charles Fisher^ began last semester and have continued through this month. Several months ago, the Student Affairs Council Residences Committee reviewed the actions of the housing staff. The committee, headed by student Mitch Kassoff. asked that Campus Housing consider a moratorium on unannounced searches. The bill was refused on "no solid grounds that I know of," according to Hirsch, except that a moratorium might 'put a crimp' into the present housing policy. The student committee is now awaiting the Residence Committee's conclusions on the outcome of the searches, and it does not appear that the policy will change until then. According to Hirsch, Ihe student committee should have used stronger language and they should have asked directly for a moratorium, not merely that one should be considered. The student commitee claims that they realized the responsibility of the housing staff to uphold their policy. But the searches "cannot be used to override our rights," Hirs i adds. "Housing has not acted with sensitivity." Hirsch does not believe that Housing is deliberately overstepping their bounds but the problem is "that students think they are." Committee Barry Davis believes that more stringent measures should be taken with Ihe new search policy and that not only should there be an immediate moratorium on dorm investigations, but that all furniture fines should be refunded, lie feels that continued on page three I' Council Urges FSA Nixon Moves to Soothe To Adopt Recommendations WAS HINGTON-AP President word "freeze" in his 20-minute A scene out of Deep-Throat? Nixon Thursday night clamped a address, his chief economic "A little lower if you please.' ceiling on retail and wholesale spokesman did in a news briefing prices of beef, pork and lamb • immediately before the speech. in effect freezing them near cur Bui in a meeting with the press Fotos by Photo Rooter rent levels • in a move to soothe before the President's address, consumer unhappiness over soar Treasury Secretary George ing food costs. Shultzsaid the preferred word He announced the major eco is "ceiling" because the admini nomic move in a prime-time stration expects and hopes thai broadcast address to the nation as increased supplies of meal declaring: come on the market later this "The ceiling will remain in yeai prices will drop below their effect as long as is necessary to ceiling levels. by Audrey Seidman do the job. Meal prices must not Shultz spoke of "the house c Central Council voted last nighl in a roll call vole I2- )-0 in favor of a bill urging the amendment of go higher. Willi the help of ihe wife rebellion" enlisting factors the Faculty Student Association By-laws to include a total of ten students on the undergraduate student housewife and fanner, they can behind the President's move. association, thereby increasing their representation by 1. and should go down." Members ol Congress and leaders These students would be the President and Vice President of Student Association, the Chairman and Under orders Nixon gave Ins of organized labor also are press Vice Chairman of Cenlral Council, and six members elected from Central Council or appointed from the Cost of Living Council, meat ing for decisive action lo curb undergraduate student body by Central Council with one representative I'roni each quad and one prices, for an indefinite period, meat prices which last month commuter. FSA undergraduate reps are presently appointed by the SA president and approved by cannot exceed an index based on rose at the fastest rale on record. Council. prices for Ihe past M days. Only two paragraphs of Section II of this bill "threatens" that if FSA does not take aclion on the bill. Cenlral Council will This means, economic experls Nixon's address dealt directly revoke its authorization of the loan to FSA from the Athletic Advisory Hoard surplus, of SI8S.022.KB said, that prices in effect are wilh meat prices. The rest of his and demand its immediate repayment on May I. frozen at aboui their present comments covered points Student Association President Michael Lamport spoke against the bill. He called FSA "eminently level. ranging from the battle of the responsive" lo the wishes of Council and the students, and added "Part two of the bill (the threat) just The President's order dues not federal budget to the end of the literally blows my mind." Lamport discussed the monetary difficulty FSA would suiter upon withdrawal apply lo prices at the farm level, Vietnam war and to his hopes of the loan. Lamperl has the power to veto this bill which can be overriden by 2/J vole of Council only lo meal processors, meat lor world peace. The Bill, entitled "Renovation of FSA' was introduced by commuter representative Chuck Bauer and wholesalers, and meal retailers. And his address contained a was proposed by Bob Tendrich, Chariman of the Ad Hoc Committee lor FSA reform, on behalf of the By avoiding controls at (he farm warning to North Vietnam that Committee. level, officials said, they hope to he expects compliance with the Randi Bader, representative of Alumni Quad spoke against the strategy of the bill. Believing it leaves spur increases in production to Indochina cease-fire accord. "no leeway," she said, "I don't think it's going to help oui relations with FSA." help bring down prices. Hanoi officials, he declared, Barry Davis, commuter rep, claimed, "It's about lime that the students said 'FSA we're not going to Nixon announced his aclion in "should have no doubt as lo the let you rule us anymore',..We can't open up an ice cream parlor on this campus without FSA an addiess which hailed also the consequences if they fail to com permission." end of America's involvement in ply with the agreement." Ralph Beisler, Assistant Dean lor Student Life brought up the question of Council pushing FSA into the long and cosily Vietnam wai the position of having to sell the Mohawk Campus. Lamport replied that the sale of the property would and sounded a call for unity in He repeated tiiat he opposes am hurl the corporate assets, and lower the FSA line of credit While Harry Johnson is robbing one Siena player of his manhood, Ihe search for world peace. nesty for "those who deserted In other Council action, an Ad Hoc Committee of two, Ken Slokem and Jerry Price, were appointed it's a bird. It's a plane. It's.. No. 24 seems to be eating it up. He also caught public support America" rather than serve in to schedule groups to appeal before Council for budget considerations. Also in a bill, "Call for Gay for his budget, contending that Vietnam, and expressed thanks Rights" council unanimously supported Senate and Assembly Bills which would legalize private spending increases couglit fry lo "the great majority of Ameri "consensual" sexual activity between adults and support the gay's constitutional rights. Council also Congress would mean a 15- cans..who, despite an unprece voiced its support for the meat boycott- percenl tax hike or major price dented barrage of criticism from Finally, Council authorized the firm of Rosenblum and Leventhal to defend SA in the litigation increases. a small but vocal minority, stood involving Sammy Thomas, a student who was refused waiver of mandatory student tax. PLEASE CYCLE THIS PAPER While Nixon did not use the. firm for peace with hunoi."