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For more information, please contact [email protected]. course on Planning commission sends approved multiculturalism zoning ordinance to township board By Lori Gruntman ing and vote on the proposal boarders per dwelling on Monday, March 8. unit are permitted; in area proposed One of the main concerns of R-2 (single and two-fam­ The Allendale Township the meeting was the difference ily household), two per­ By Lori Gruntman dents." between the use of a boarding sons per dwelling unit or The purpose of the proposed Planning Commission ap­ Staff Writer one household and two course, as stated on the sylla­ proved and recommended foe house and a group home—the bus, is "to facilitate creative proposed zoning ordinance difference in occupancy and boarders per dwelling Faculty members were given unit are permitted; in area an opportunity to state their engagement with and response for approval to the township the makeup of foe occupancy. positions on whether or not the to the issue of board on Monday night The approved ordinance R-3 (single, two-family, proposed multicultural course multiculturalism." The course On Monday, February 22, calls for foe foe following: in and multiple household), should be included in the has the following objectives: the board will have its first area R-l (single household), three persons per dwell­ general education curriculum, 1. Students will become fa­ reading of foe proposal, and two persons per dwelling unit ing unit or one household at this semester's Student Or­ miliar with various contempo­ they will have a second read­ or one household and two Please see ZONING, p. 3 ganization Round Table. rary positions relating to foe The proposed course, "Di­ issue of multiculturalism. versity in the United States," 2. Students will become fa­ has been part of discussion for miliar with the demographic wn kind of approximately two and a half composition of the United years. States prior to Columbus, with The proposal has been the special attention to Native subject of much opposition. American populations, to im­ expert One faculty member, Dr. Ben­ migration, and to foe forced jamin Lockerd, English De­ immigration of enslaved partment, has stated his oppo­ peoples. sitions to the Student Senate 3. Students will become fa­ and in an article in the Grand miliar with the current and foe Valley Review. projected demographic com­ He feels that the "purpose of position of foe United States. such a course is social and po­ 4. Students will gain an ap­ litical rather than educational," preciation and critical under­ and that "the intellectual free­ standing of foe cultural heri­ dom of our students would be tage of the groups that com­ violated if we tried to make prise the American experi­ them accept our views on such ence—in particular, foe focus political questions." is on African; Hispanic; Na­ Instead of having a single tive; Asian and European cul­ class devoted to tures. multiculturalism, Lockerd has 5. Students will examine foe suggested that the university different conceptual ways of consider integrating an aware­ approaching and explaining ness of diverse cultural diversity and relationships be­ traditions into the existing tween diverse groups of courses. He has written that people—e.g., assimilation— this integration has been going the "melting pot" ideal; ac­ on for years already—Ameri­ commodation—foe salad bowl can Literature, History, and ideal; and ideological and Sociology texts now give more political hegemony. attention to racial minorities 6. Students will consider and than they once did. discuss attempts to actually Lockerd writes that with the practice the Western and U.S. PHOTO BY NIKKI BOERTMAN proposed class appearing in the ideals of freedom, equality and Dr. Michael Marrus takes a moment after speaking about the Holocaust to sign books and answer questions. same general education class full participation as citizens in By Chris Olsen polemic forms of resistance as as English 150 and Math 110, a democracy. Holocaust. Staff Writer During the post-war period, The Underground Press did to there would be four R's instead 7. Students will be provided Europeans of all nations inform Jews about the Nazi of three: Readin', Writin', with opportunities to engage An expert on the Nazi denounced their support for atrocities. 'Rithmetic, and Race in dialogue in a way that en­ Holocaust said that foe Jews have Hitler, but Jews did not talk "It wasn't a great military Relations.The syllabus for the courages the practice of these been and were branded as about the event which had payoff, but the historical payoff course came out of a Presiden­ goals. passive, pertaining to their near traumatized their entire race. was great," Marrus said. tial Task Force formed in foe Although the course will be taught by faculty from all elimination in WWI1. Marrus said Jews were termed Marrus said that it is our summer of 1990. Dr. Michael Marrus, professor as "sheep to foe slaughter" by obligation to investigate The current proposal is that backgrounds, each section will be taught wifoacommon set of of history at the University of Europeans labeling foe Jews as history. the course would be given for Toronto, spoke on Feb. 15 in passive due to their apparent "The motivation was to two consecutive semesters as a objectives and common con­ Manitou Hall about the Jewish lack of resistance. speak to history which was to trial course in category B of tent In addition, the course in­ resistance efforts during World Marrus cited that Jews did speak to us." general education section, ac­ Warn. not practice combative types of Books by Marrus include: cording to Dr. Jacqueline John­ cludes three plenary sessions in which the classes will come He said this theory of Jews as resistance until instances such Vichy France and the Jews, The son, professor of sociology. passive was incorrect because as foe Warsaw Ghetto Uprising Unwanted, and The Holocaust in If approved, the course together to forma large group, there are various types of in 1943; however, Jews did History. He has lectured in would then permanently fit and instructorswill discuss and debate certain topics that relate resistance that exist. practice their own types of Europe and Israel upon the into foe curriculum at the end The largest difference between resistance. topic of the Holocaust. of the pilot period. to the course for the purpose of creating a shared experience the Jewish and other Europeans There were symbolic The lecture was sponsored Johnson stated that one of pertaining to the Holocaust, was showings of resistance such as by GVSU's Social Science foie goals of the much-debated for students in different disci­ plines, said Johnson. the lack of communication the Jews gathering in synagogues Division and the Joseph course is "to create the kind of Jews had about Hitler and the around Europe, while more Stevens Freedom Endowment Pace 2 The Lanthorn February 17,1993 GV exchange Grand Valley third highest in state student colleges and universitites for liquor violations B y Mel Cronenwett spends New News Editor REPORTED LIQUOR VIOLATIONS: 1991 Year in Japan Grand Valley State University ranks By Kimberly Van third out of 46 Michigan colleges and Houten universities of reported campus liquor Guest Writer violations. According to The Chronicle of Higher Van Houten is a Grand Valley student who is spending Education, Grand Valley reported 72 the year at the International liquor violations in 1991, just behind Christian University in Japan Ferris State University with 81 and through GVSU's exchange Michigan State University with 79. programi. The fourth highest is Eastern Michigan University, which reported New Year (shogatso) 34 liquor violations, less than half of observances are the most Grand Valley's violations. important and most However, the reports from other elaborate of Japan's schools may not be accurate. annual events. The "Central Michigan University Japanese spend much reportedS violations," said A1 Wygant, time and money director of Public Safety Services. preparing for the New "Don't you find that a little absurd?" Year's celebrations. The statistics were compiled in The homes are decorated; traditional response to the Student Right-To- food ismade;New Year's Know and Campus Security Act of cards are sent; and formal 1990. visits to relatives are The federal law, which took effect in made. September, requires every post­ My New Year's secondary institution that receives preparation began on federal aid to provide students and Dec. 30 with my arrival staff members with a report about in Kyushu to visit some crime statistics and policies. friends. "But officials at several dozen I joined in the fun of institutions said they had not making mochi, rice cakes published the information by the made from glutinous September deadline. They said they rice. either knew nothing about the law or The steamed glutinous had been confused about what the law rice is traditionally pounded in a wooden required. Even among colleges that mortar, themshaped into provided statistics, the data varied so flat rectangular sheets. widely that it was difficult to compare But we used a machine one campus with another," according to do the same— a much to an article in The Chronicleby Douglas quicker solution. Lederman. A sweet jam is put on Statistics do not take into account them when eaten. enrollment, location or the institutions' Mochi is a sign of good programs against crime, all of which fortune, so it is a must for Student ticketed for supplying minors with alcohol can affect the data. New Year's Day. By Dale Waltz presence of alcohol. The pair admitted "I think the data we sent is a very New Year's Eve Staff Writer The officer then noticed an accurate representation," Wygant said. (Omisoka) was celebrated that the passenger overnight bag in the back seat had bought for them. "1 think it reflects our accurate by watching special Three people, including one and asked if there was any television programs, The passenger was accountability of alcohol violations and Grand Valley student, were alcohol in it. The driver did charged for our aggressive policy on minors in similar to the ones in the not answer until the officer arrested and ticketed for alcohol furnishing alcohol to possession and drunken driving." U.S., eating Tishikoshi asked again and then the driver violations on campus Feb. 1. minors, and the The rest of the Michigan institutions Soba, and making a visit A Grand Valley police officer said yes. to a nearby shrine. driver and rear whichreported liquor violations were: saw a red Chevy Beretta with a The officer found two 40- passenger were People also visit Albion College, 29; Michigan Tech, 14; headlight out and pulled the ounce bottles of beer and one charged for minors in Buddhist temples to hear Lansing Community College, 10; Delta driver over. pint of vodka in the bag, which possession of the temple bells rung 108 He noticed one of the belonged to the female in the College, 7; Hope College, 7; Mott times at midnight to alcohol. passengers, a student here, backseat. The three were Community College, 5; Davenport dispel theevilsof the past trying to conceal some bottles Upon asking for College, 3; and Lake Superior State year. arrested, issued underneath his seat and asked identification, the officer found tickets and released. University, 2. Through Buddhist if there was any alcohol in the that tire driver and the rear teaching, it is believed car. passenger were under legal that humans are plagued The passenger denied any drinking age. by 108 earthly desires; I’resenls... which each toll of thebell, one is dispelled. Toshikoshi Soba, literally "your crossing noodles," Nite Club are eaten in hope that one's family fortunes will be lengthened and extended like the long, I .... I I III Mud. ul lil.l .v thin noodles. com edian Shortly after midnight, The Brothers of the Lambda Xi my friends and 1 made Chapter Are Proud to Welcome the Pledge Class of Winter 1993 Please see JAPAN, p. 3 j Kim I a i f o w Chris ltd Chsryl Iram n Rsbtcca lullsn Thurs. 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Facility fee THE Crossword by Louis Sabin Students should work directed to ACR088 1 7 “ r - 4 on resume as soon 1 Secret group n 6 Trectabta IT construction of 10 CttM M choice J 14 Stog i r as they enter college 16 Neural proeeee r h By Heather Kish student services 16 Tebu 17 Way to fight Staff Writer building 19 Hernando do — 20 Tonnieneod The time is rolling around when many Grand Valley By Chris Olsen 21 NJULort students will graduate and brave the "real world." Staff Writer______22 Veeetioned Part of this new world is the importance of having a well- In e way The facility fee task 24 Clio or Thalia writtenresumethatwillcomplimentyouandyourabilities. force has been research- 25 Rental olgn Ginger Lange, assistant director of the Cooperative 26 T ermite or ant Education and Placement Office, said she recommends ing options for the $5-per- 29 Cttyonthe credit hour facility fee in Oka working on a resume upon entering college. regard to where the funds 90 Pindar product Lange said you many not be actually writing the resume 33 Commotion in the early yearsof collegebutyou can start thinking about may or may not be ap­ 341 plied. 36 A l what extracurricular activities, clubs and courses will look Len Van Popering, Stu­ 36 Muelcal best onaresume,and which things you should getinvolved in. dent Senate president, 37 Trapped congers said that further investi­ 38 Roger Moore Lange also suggested that a journal of resume material 01993 Tribun* M*dU SwvtcM. Inc. gation is required to de­ All Rights R*t*rv*d might be a good idea. termine where the funds 39 Apply In this journal, one might include activities in which they 40 Novicoe ANSWERS will be spent 41Ad NnOMVIfOIrlib n m m M---ad--- 6 Nov. lake were involved or any work experience. There a name and Currently, the first 42 Soak flax 7 Hatchets EJfelfeJUU fclUUfel LItH IU phone number might be kept for further reference. 43 C h o w - 8 Long^onebird construction priority on 9 Way to measure tJWkillLJ feirJUM LJLIIIO When asked about the "professional" resume services, 44 Harding or UUtlLl'lUUUUt] UUUU campus is the construc­ Beatty 10 Follow Lange replied, "Buyer beware." She said that most of the tion of the Life Sciences 11 Waytoaeil tJUL'J UIHH 'J I'JLHlLlUfcJ 45 Take the stump tJfJL’HJ MU LI UN people who run these services are excellent word processors Building. 47 Roof section 12 Pokar money 48 Gambling spot 13 Humor CltlL'JLILiL' LJULILI HtILJ but they do no t understand the intricacy of actually writing Grand Valley origi­ 50 Wine canter 16 Brewery unit feJLJMLHJ 11II LI UH till hi the resume. nally turned ina proposal 51 Pluto’s 23 S A ste w LILH1LJ LltlhJMtl ULlhlH Shethenadded thatsomeoftheresumesthatareproduced counterpart 24 Butte’s look- L-ML'I LILHJL'JLJ UHUL1CJ to the State of Michigan by these services look nice, but may leave important to fund the Life Sciences 54 64 feJLJI'l UtJLJM U H M U LIU 55 W aytogo 25 Rowan and yew information out Building in 1986. UtlULlU tlLHilO 58 Right-hand man 26 Contract LJfeJIHLJliJil tll'lLJU ULILJ In closing, Lange urged that students write their own If funding is received 69 Poundsound 27 Loop LlHLltl LJLJULLlllULJLIMlU resumes. She added that some people change jobs and for this project from the 60 Lunar valley 28 Way to weave LlLJl'lLJ LILJML1 MCJLJklLI 61 Fr. river 29 Manmade □ULIfeJ MLJmUUUjLjti maybe professions throughout their life, and knowing how state, the construction of 62 O r - ! fabric a student services build­ 63 Precipitous 31 “Holy Sonnets” to write a resume can be a helpful skill. She also said that it ing and the remodeling poet is important to understand that there is not one right way DOWN 32 Gar. seaport to put a resume together. of the Kirkhof Center will 1 Lyricist Sammy 34 Penthouse 44 Electrical unit 50 Vipers occur through means of 2 To the shel­ 37 Waytosee 48 Waterway 51 Printing term The Cooperative Education and Placement Office, located the facility fee. tered side 38 Unfurnished 47 Ms Lauder 52 Capri for one in the lower level of the Commons carries a job search The third and last pro­ 3 Sea sight 40 Govt agent 48 Brick base 53 Paco manual which contains helpful information on resumes 4 — how! 41 They bring 49 Imaginary 56 Trouble posal by the Student Sen­ 5 Moolah salvation line 57 Glib chap and job interviews. ate is the expansion of the ZONING, from p .l — Field House, but only if the first two operations and two boarders per IH w c about rr... Bor, wrw -me BOOMERS AUmHOMSRESS, receive funding. dwelling unit are per­ Government's alwats IN, SU0OENI.V i t !* The use of the revenue mitted; outside of the BEEN SOME ABSTRACT IMMEDIATE! THESE FEOPLE nap tim e' e n t i t y b a r r e m o v e d .- WB9E RAISED IN THE SAME from the facility fee de­ overiayofareaR-4, three ends upon the state ■persons per dwelling Cegislature's action by unit or one household September 1993. and two boarders per Expansion projects dwelling unit are per- such as the proposed mitted;andintheover- student services building lay of areaR-4, two per­ and its components will take a further evaluation sons per bedroom, or from the task force. onehousehold and two Sixteen functions, boarders per dwelling ranging from new offices unit are permitted. term effects are going to be in flie thatwillbetravellinginthatareaso future," he said. to conference rooms, are The R-3 and R-4 areas are the best interest of the students" and new roads can be created.'This is Brummel stated that "we're proposed by tire Student zones Brat have apartment-type Brat "the ordinance needs to be a land issue Brat allows the Plan­ saying you can live anywhere in Senate to be included into uses and will affect Grand Valky looked at in the long haul—there ning Commission to plan for the Bietownship,butthereare limits" the student services students the most will be a better quality of life for building. The charges affecting area R-4 students" m The anticipated ground in the overlay permit greater den­ Brummel explained Brat by ap­ breaking of a student proving the ordinance, the com­ it services building in sity for dwelling units and allows UNIVERSITY mission will be able to plan for Bie Spring 1994 will be for more oocupants, according to funded by the intake of Phil Brummel of the Planning amount of densityina certain area 1 the facility fee which is Commission. He said Brat the and allow them to determine fire £ being collected at this building code calls for 200 square amount of open space needed BOOKSTORE time. feet of floor area per occupant around any new buildings and to 1 El Brummel feels Brat the "long- determine the amount of traffic mCOME IN AND GET YOUR JAPAN, from p. 2 ------the first visit of the New ate more traditional foods. One type of card is GREEK Year (hat sumairi) to a Osechi-ryori (New Year7s government-issued and has nearby shrine. dishes) are prepared in special lottery numbers on it. The MERCHANDISE This is another big lacquer boxes. These dishes lottery offers money and other prizes to its winners. tradition for the Japanese, consisted of different varieties 1 so the streets were filled of seafood, fish, vegetables, The New Year celebration with people making their and other types of meat We is officially about one week way to the shrine. drank sate, rice wine, with our long. IN OUR I We had to wait in line meal. After that week, before being able to offer During the days following everything returns to BARGAIN I our prayers for the good New Year's, the Japanese send normal. People return to E fortune of our families. and receive New Year cards, work and to school. During PRICED Also at this time, the extending their New Year this time, New Year's I streets are filled with wishes to family and friends. greetings are extended to Yatai— stands that offer The cards serve the same others. So A Kemashite CRAB food,drinks and souvenirs. purpose as American Omedetoo Gozaimasu! A E New Year's Day is spent Christmas cards, but in Japan Happy New Year— Best 1 with the family. On this the cards should not arrive Wishes in 1993. BAGS \ day, my host family and I before the New Year. E JESSBmSSEBSESSESB l Wednesday, February 17, 1993 the same methods, one could one methods, same the applying that, way a such in flawed was analysis statistical may have been male prosti­ male been have may more or five percent and ers) tutes. (many of them sexual offend­ sexual them of (many experience prison had tion popula­ sample of his percent 20 From to25 analysis. faulty techniques of statistical techniques faulty homosexuality, as wellas as homosexuality, with men overrepresented which calsample that Dr. Kinsey used a statisti­ aDr. Kinsey used that Itapparent is now inaccurate. are figures these that cated four percent. four was on of time adolescence the from orientation sexual that say to on went He 55. and 16of ages the between years of the student population of population student the of mythology. of modem kind a on instead and reason upon not is based the figure for exclusive homo­ for figure the three least at for homosexual the scientific world view but but view scientific world the educa­ of higher institution an more or less less exclusively or more are males of white percent tion, the very title of this group of group title this very the tion, at that ironic it I find name. its Kinsey had stated that 10 that stated Kinsey had based on the research of the research the on based the existence of the group as group of the existence the so much not was interesting 1940s and early 1950s. Dr. early and 1940s late the during Institute Kinsey are figures These research. recent through disproven is buying group the bisexual, GVSU or is lesbian gay, visit to the campus. What was What campus. the to visit recent a during organization support Friends" Uof and "10% the advertising posters into the myth which has been has which myth the into found it interesting to seeto the it interesting found To the the To Editor: s 0 ofUmila ng? g in islead U f m o 10% Is g e ttin g to the roots of recycling of roots the to g ttin e g In addition, Dr. Kinsey's Dr.Kinsey's Inaddition, three magazines, I had accumulated a stack of wasteful paper a of wasteful stack accumulated I had magazines, three leaflets out. At the end of this 20 minute ordeal that included included that 20ordeal of this end minute the At leaflets out. of subsription pages the tearing and subscriptions magazine zine. excessive advertising- one practiced by almost every maga­ every almost by one practiced excessive advertising- If you read any magazines, you have experienced this type of type this experienced have you magazines, any read If you Staff Writer subscription ads and other perforated pages of annoying junk? of annoying pages perforated other and ads subscription Recent research has indi­ has Recent research By In implying that 10 percent that In implying As a GVSU Alumnus, IAs a GVSU Alumnus, The other day I began the task of going through my monthly monthly my of through the task going I began day The other Ever open up a magazine and find pages and pages of pages and pages find and magazine a up Ever open Chris Olsen Chris the following address: following the office, downstairs Kirkhof Center, or should be sent to be or should Kirkhof Center, downstairs office, space, and readability. and space, right the reserves Lanthorn toand The edit for content, atono fGadVle tt University. 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PWNTINC f O THELANTHORN 15 FUNDED PAKT IN BY YOUK STUDENT LIFE FEE dismay, in the university. the in dismay, contrary. Even, tomy Even, contrary. the to of spite evidence in true as be accepted enough, will eventually eventually will enough, emphatically and often that a boldface he, if told he, a boldface that Orwellian particularly sexual. It strikes me as as me strikes It sexual. homo­ were of them elementary children to children elementary the "fact" that one in 10 in one that "fact" the to alert and sensitize sensitize and to alert called was California education program in program education "Program 10," designed "Program Recently a sex sity. univer­ the outside gated misinformation is propa­ also misinformation This 10 percent. mythical of the know only students most library, university any percent. Those with exclusive, with Those percent. two and one is between contact which is readily accessible in readily is which or they do Whether bogus. homosexual had has which population male of the portion the that indicate cal analysis statisti­ valid and populations the recent research cited above, cited research recent the despite is that point the not, is program of their portion "10 percent" the that realize sample viable statistically using University Oxford of Chicago and University the cent. orienta­ homosexual life-long "10% of U and Friends" "10%Friends" of U and per­ one below number tion tion. Statistical Associa­ American the and Maslow Abraham from such noted source as as Dr.source noted such from heterosexual. 100 be to percent population sample same the shown have Perhaps the members of members the Perhaps by conducted Recent studies These criticisms have come have These criticisms Sincerely, Dave DeGroot Dave

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■ February 17,1993 The Lanthorn Pace 5 RECYCLE, from p. 4------products. IMAGE, from p. 4 The best part of it was them look bad by having the fact that the maga­ longhair. Image is every­ zines advertised that they thing and they can't afford had been made with to have their image ruined by a male with long hair. recycled paper. I guess You know, because we're this was to pardon so bad. themselves for the excess Individuality, that's an of paper— quite thick image too. The ability to paper— they used to choose how you choose to promote their own look, without the burden of product. having to be judged by it, that's individuality. This brings us to the As I sat in the chair at actual question of recy­ home listening to the cling: is its purpose to be sounds of, "snip, snip, snip, wasteful the second time snip, hack, hack, snip, snip, around or to be used for buzzzzzzzz," I felt as a legitimate useful pur­ though I wasn't just losing pose? my hair, but my individual­ A legitimate useful ity. I wore my hair long not because of someone else, purpose is the most but because I wanted to popular answer from the and I liked it that way. But majority of Americans, all that was being taken but what of the manufac­ because of someone else's turers that actually rules. produce the recycled It really gets annoying items? For them to hearing, "You can't get a job looking like that." succeed, there must be a of being a cautious con- habits are admirable, he the problem of his wasteful Why not? Hair or not, I'd profit, and there are only server and puts his full neglects the most conser­ out-put, but is only creat­ do the same job. Sucks so-many pencils and recycling box out by the vation necessity, energy. ing an excessive usage doesn't it? I guess that sheets of paper one can someday freedom will corner for its December Recycling does benefit through means of the make. pick-up date. This box the earth, but conserva­ prevail. Christmas tree lights. Seeya. Let's look at how we as was especially impressive tion benefits the inhabit­ the public are doing on to look at this month, due ants of the earth by means recycling. to the 9,000 Christmas of not even creating I don't think recycling lights that were illuminat­ products that would be ends with the separation ing the Midwest from John needed to be recycled. of glass and plastic, but Doe's house. In the case of John Doe, with the conservation of Though his recycling he is attempting to rectify energy. 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Playing Role first the Valley, be be challenging. this information to develop a develop to information this was area this in Convention in-depth students offer on a major or career it can major career a on alsoor Staff Writer Peterson By Dexter there, and knowing how to use there, knowing and three major steps; knowing who They February. seminars throughout winter of variety for perfect you. is that seminar a be may there though it is difficult to decide decide to Al­ difficult is it take. though to like would they direction career major or what as a want they of what unsure are who students for difficult difficult be what can take to classes Deciding stressful. be class over, is Registration you? Do you ever feel the the feel ever you Do you? relationship? 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February 17,1993 TheLanthorn Pace 7 /^SEMINAR, from p. 6 market in the future? What kind of education will it re­ quire? Information of this type can be gathered from a number of sources. The ca­ reer library at the Counsel­ Year ing Center has a number of Black Orchid books with information about various occupations. It's February U , just another day Career Fairs sponsored by She's not speaking to me at all the Office of Cooperative I didn't buy nothing anyway. know for sure that’s a lie Education and Placement Brothers don't be so hard "" ~ *t understand the world offer a tremendous oppor­ Sisters don't be so mean seem so unclear tunity to discuss occupa­ When it came to this planet called earth er King Jr. so famous tions with a variety of indi­ ImtheKto&mdy* ' * \omeayear7\j> .. viduals. Interviewing indi­ society loves to seeps sat on the Supreme Court viduals who are currently ;. tearmg each otm apam Fit never do you aw i», in the field is another excel­ ...... lent way to gather informa­ and l man mat fromtheheart. f tion. 3) Using this information to make an informed choice. Once you havedonesome self assessment and are aware of what's out there, you will need to make some nonceayear. decisions. This involves ■ looking at who you are, §l$gf AaronMclver AaronMclver looking at various career ISIS options and makingacareer ' decision. It is important to view career decisions as tentative. They should be subject to change as new in­ formation becomes avail­ able. You could begin by choosing one of your alter­ natives, gaining some expe­ rience in this alternative, and thenevaluatingthededsion. Taking classes in the area can give you a sense of whether or not you enjoy the field. Summer and part-time work along with volunteer activities can help you gain work experience and expe­ rience related to your career ;oal. Once you have ob­ tained some experience in the field, evaluate your de­ cision. Is this a career that suits you? If not, choose one of your alternative field and repeat the process. If you are unsure of your career goals and would like more help, you might want to make an appointment to meet with a counselor at the Counseling Center, 152 Commons. The counselor can help you through vari­ ous techniques to help de­ velop a career plan. /

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By Crystal Pettus Staff Writer

Last Friday, over 15 campus organizations set out to make money, involve the community, and above all, have fun at Winter Carnival '93. Major Campus Events (MCA) sponsored the annual event in which all campus organizations had the opportunity to participate. The organizations paid a deposit that reserved their spots at the event and told MCA what they planned to do. MCA then made sure that there were no duplicate booths. Ice cream and numerous nonalcoholic drinks were served. Other activities included putting someone in jail, an event sponsored by the Delta Sigma Theta Sorority or embarrassing someone by calling them the village idiot and having the members of STAGE find and "torture" them. The advisor of MCA, Laura Meyers, said that the event was a "great time for organizations to show their spirit and have serious fun while making a few cents as well." Tickets at 10 for $1 were available from MCA. These tickets could then be redeemed at the various booths. The organizations turned in their tickets at the end of the night and received the equivalent of the ticket price. The crew team, which had three booths, including Jacob's Ladder, raised five most money. Katheryn Bart, a member of Theta Chi Omega Sorority, said that this was a chance for fundraising and a campus-wide, mid­ winter spectacular event Delta Zeta Sorority received the Most Participation Award. The crew team also received an award for having the most creative booth. m i i t i m Wednesday, February 17, 1993 her to. her begins begins as Frederic has 21turned she tells him that she is very very fine, is he has nothing to compare she that him tells she woman besides Ruth. 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February 17,1993 Th e Lanthorn Pace 11 Oscar Nomination Unusual movie deserves audience predictions By Dale Waltz Irish director ran into a case of Staff Writer writer's block. Video Pick: By Beth Grienke Eight years and two unsuc­ Entertainment Editor It is rare for a movie to be cessful movies later, he finally written on before it has been came up with the critical and Sugarcane Alley The Academy Award seen, but this week an excep­ surprising material that turned nominations will be an­ tion had to be made. his outline of Soldier's Wife into By Alice Reitsma Euzhan Daley received nounced on Wednesday, Staff Writer international acclaim for February 17. Although I have not seen The the critically acclaimed The I am writing this article on Crying Game (it does not come Crying Game. her accurate depiction of Thursday, February 11 and to local theatres until Feb. 19), I Stephen Rea, a familiar as- Directed by Euzhan Daley colonial life in Sugarcane choosing who I think will be guess you could say The Crying sodate of Jordan's, asked to in 1984 when she was 28, Alley, as well as for the among those chosen as nomi­ Game is the year's most antici­ play the IRA soldier, Fergus. this movie is about the in­ depth and humanity she nees. As you will see, I think pated movie. The magazine Rea was honored already for habitants of the Caribbean gives her characters. it is likely that at least one Entertainment Weekly recently this role with this year's Na­ Island of Martinique. They Martinique is located to actor or actress will be nomi­ gave it a front cover photo on its tional Society of Film Critics are poor people whose an­ the east of Cuba. Its capital nated more than once this Feb. 12 issue, as well as an in- Best Actor Award. cestors were brought as is Fort-de-France—to Jose, year. depth artide. Forest Whitaker signed on to slaves from Africa to the is­ a place of greatness. The Directed byNeil Jordan (High play the role of foe captive and land by the French who be­ French made it an overseas Best Movie: Miranda Richardson (Damage) Spirits, We're No Angels), the gan to colonize Martinique administrative district in Scent of a Woman movie has an IRA terrorist as its snagged the part of Fergus' 1946, and in 1958 The Unforgioen hero and a very different central kidnapping partner. in 1635. The Player romance, different compared to With half a dozen major The story takes place in Martinique chose to remain Aladdin Black Shack Alley, where as such. Sister Act (not because I typical Hollywood films. critic's prizes to its credit al­ Jordan experienced trouble in ready, after debuting in larger the people who work in the The island has its own think it belongs here, but be­ sugar cane fields live. local government. It is also cause it was the most finan- the beginning with this film. cities, The Crying Game recently cially successful movie of 1992 After writing a three-page received a Best Director nomi­ The story is about Jose, a interesting to note that the and the precedent of Ghost). outline for a film then named nation from the Directors Guild youngorphanboy who lives Empress Josephine, first Soldier's Wife, which was a of America, with his grandmother, Ma wife of Napoleon I, was Best Director melodrama about a man's rela­ This film is sure to be a suc­ Tine. Ma is a strong and bom in Martinique. Clint Eastwood, The tionship with the lover of a cess! So see it when it comes tough woman who knows The mo Vic's visuals make Unforgiven soldier he had held captive, the that the only way to save sharp and poignant state­ Martin Brest, Scent of a her grandson from the cane ments about the cane Woman fields is for him to get an workers of this era. Louis Malle, Damage Music Review: D/KAnarchy in the UK Robert Altman, The Player By Jason Orzechowski never heard. After years of education. Sugar Cane Alley is an in­ Robert Redford, A River Staff Writer "Never mind the Bollocks..." Jose learns much about life spiring story about a proud Runs Through It they were a refreshing surprise. from Ma Tine and the other and courageous people, In keeping with their tradi­ The Stranglers "(Get A) Grip people that come into his and was dedicated to die Best Actress: tion of compiling and reviving (On Yourself)" was covered by life. Probably his most Black Shack Alleys all-over Miranda Richardson, The music from the 70s, Rhino Prong last year on 'Trove You valuable lesson is the pride the world. drying Game & Enchanted April Records has put together DIY, Wrong" and was also a pleas­ he takes in his race, which is The film is in French with Emma Thompson, Howards nine volumes of punk and pop ant surprise. in sharp contrast to the en­ yellow subtitles and is End Other gems include The Madonna, Body of Evidence chronicling the period from vironment of the French available at local video (Just Kidding.) 1975 to 1980 when the new Jam's "In the City," young Billy V^colony of Martinique._____ stores. Susan Sarandon, Lorenzo's wave assaulted the music Idol on Gen X's "Your Gen­ Oil world. eration," X-Ray Spex "Oh Geena Davis, A League of The first volume, "Anarchy Bondage Up Yours" and Wire's Their Own in the UK—UK Punk I (1976- "12XU." 77)," includes all the hits from This collection is a must for the first wave of punk in Brit­ anyone who loves punk and Best Acton ain, and what hits they are! knows where grunge really ®5 tu d io 28 A1 Pacino, Scent of a Woman They're all here—the Sex came from. The only thing 20 SCREENS * A Jack Locks Theatre Tim Robbins, The Player &/ Pistols, The Damned, The Jam, missing is The Clash who were or Bob Roberts The Vibrators, The Boomtown apparently unavailable for in­ 1350 28TH ST., S.W. • Ph. 538 8760 Anthony Hopkins, Howards Rats, Generation X, The clusion due to licensing restric­ End Buzzcocks and more. tions. Next up will hopefully Robert Downey Jr., Chaplin Student Prices (With College ID) The two Sex Pistols cuts are be "The Blank Generation: The John Malkovich, Of Mice New YorkScene (1975-78)" but Studio 28_____ Evenings $4.50 Matinees $3.00 And Men early demos which probably ***Note: I think the biggest appeared on some album at "music don't come cheap," so rip off this year will occur in some time, but which I had don't hold your breath. Starts Friday, Feb 19 this category when Denzel A rm y of D arkness (R) Bmce Campbell Washington who highly, A & E’s "IN SEARCH OF" Presents Extrem e Justice (R) Lou Diamond Phillips, Scott Glenn highly deserves a nomination will be overlooked for his GROUNDHOG PEDIGREE The Crying Gam e (R) Stephan Rea, Miranda Richardson rformance in Malcolm X. ByA.E. Griffin get to do movies anymore," I Unforgiven (R) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, Morgan e second biggest rip-off is fE Staff Writer protested fudly. Freeman, Richard Harris if Spike Lee is not nominated l or Best Director for the same (Most protests happen to go Now Showing movie. WARNING: This article con­ like that.) tains information attained through G roundhog Day (PG) Bill Murray, Andie McDowell Best Supporting Actress: investigation and substantiated TOUGH...GROUNDHOG U ntam ed H eart (PG13) Christian Slater, Marissa Tomei Joan Plowright, Enchanted facts. NOW!!!!!: I thought about my T he Tem p (R) Timothy Hutton, Lara Hynn Boyle April The following information will options. Not many. Do the Miranda Richardson, Dam­ probably come full circle at your subject, or never publish in this T he Cem etary C lub (PG13) Ellen Burstyn, Olympia age next non-alcoholic,gee-whiz, I’ve- format of prestige again. Ohhh Dukakis, Danny Aiello, Diane Ladd Lara Flynn Boyle, Of Mice got-to-get-up-early-on-Saturday- the agony. Nat. Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon I (PG13) Emilio Estevez, and Men and-study, party. I also thought I could just Samuel Jackson, Jon Lovitz, William Shatner, Tun Curry Moira Kelly, Chaplin make something up concerning Som m ersby (PG13) Richard Gere, Jodi Foster, James Earl Jones Kathy Bates, Used People THE GIVEN ORDER: Last everyone's favorite forest week, our wonderful and ef­ marmot However, everyone T he Vanishing (R) Jeff Bridges, Kiefer Sutherland Best: Supporting Actor fervescent entertainment editor Sniper (R) Tom Berenger, Billy Zane ie Hackman, The knows that effective B.S.-ing Gene ordered(?!) me to write some­ Aspen Extrem e (PG 13) Paul Gross, Pete Berg Unforgiven Please see GROUNDHOG, p.16 Jack Nicholson, A Few Good thing about Alive (R) Ethan Hawke, Vincent Spano Men the ground­ Nowhere to Run (R) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Rosanna Arquette hog. Kevin Kline, Chaplin Scent of a W om an (R) A1 Pacino, Chris O’Donnell Tom Skerritt, A River Runs "Gosh Beth, Through It I'd love to, but A Few Good Men (R) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Kiefer Sutherland, A Few how about a Demi Moore, Kevin Bacon, Kiefer Sutherland GqpdMen movie? I never A laddin (G) Animated, voice of Robin Williams F o re v e rS u n T he Bodyguard (R) Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston /TOWN, from p. 10------^ a mo. Membership - $10.00 fee/$3.00 per vUlt ' KICKS Professional Karate, Inc., WKLQand Coming Soon The New Club Eastbrook are presenting the Tan For Spring Falling Down (R) Michael Douglas, Robert Duvall (2/26) day of action events that begin at 2 p.m. Amos & Andrew (R) Samuel Jackson, Nicholas Cage (2/26) The main event is a nine round, North American Championship bout in the Welter­ Peter’s Friends Kenneth Branagh, Rita Rudner (2/26) weight Division featuring Michigan s own The Lover (R) (2/26) Steve Shively vs. Leo Loucks. 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State on Wayne by Staff Writer the Lady Lakers' 89-76 defeat 89-76defeat Lakers' Lady the caused have may State perior By Tonya Wilholt By Tonya Fouls create Fouls to Wayne State Wayne to foulfest loses GVSU Fatigue dooms women on home floor against WSU against floor home on women dooms Fatigue 6 em ol boe oh a both broke fouls team 46 closer than 11 than points. closer draw not could Valley Grand and though, stanza, final the of 43 made Tartars The half. only six field goals scored in State the second Wayne lead, half for record national a tied also II Division lead who Tartars, 79the to GLIAC a trips record earning GVSU's of generosity, The contest. entire the during was called for 46 personal fouls early often and as Grand Valley playoffs. final spot and in the conference (7-5, the Tartars behind games Field the House. at Saturday their 55 free throw attempts in in attempts 55 free their throw made. throws free teams in freet throw percentage, a The 64 buried of them. record league and stripe, charity record. league and school half a and one 12-10), (6-7, is after a team crushing ketball Staff Writer Babbitt By Alan 9:45 mark. 105-82 State last to loss Wayne up his third personal foul his at up personal the third 15-7) in the race for the fourth fourth the for 15-7) race the in forward Brent forward Wichlacz picked jumped out to a 27-4 lead. lead. 27-4 a to out jumped way through the way first through half when Tartars the when game the of 10 the first in minutes cided Laker's offensive threats mid­ threats offensive Laker's run. the during times six over ball the GVSUturned "We weren't passing the the ball passing "We weren't A late return from Lake Su­ Lake from return late A "I felt like we of out ran gas," Wayne State took advantage State advantage took Wayne The Laker offense never re- never offense Laker The first 49-31 a building After whistles their Officials blew Lakers the drops defeat The bas­ men's the is where This Behind the eight ball. the eight Behind h cnet ely a de­ was really contest The Foul trouble took one of the the of one took trouble Foul

26,18,14 and 10 respec­ and points 26,18,14 Belden Tiffany and Jasman tively, but their scoring could scoring their but tively, with figures double in scored on us physically." us on mas, Shelley Ross, Sarah Sarah Ross, Shelley mas, from from Lake took Superior i ts toll tionally over the years. the over tionally tradi­ us hurt has which press, We sharply. with our struggled percent from the field for the the for field the from percent erne ilas a aver­ has Williams Terrence performance from behind the the behind from 39performance of nine a including game, 31 shot it as track on got ally contest. afternoon Saturday the in The 105-82 Lakers the beat basket. the Tartars to soars he as m a the on is Gorman fouled Daryl effort down in the post. post. lOrebounds aged the 13pointsand in down effort solid liams, in who put another Wil­ Terrence center was ley three-point arch. three-point The foursome of Marie Tho- of Marie foursome The "I think the late arrival back arrival late the think "I A bright spot for Grand Val­ for Grand spot A bright heartbreak and victory for m en's hoop squad hoop en's m for victory and heartbreak or ees ad hi 26 their the were reasons for and turnovers defense poor minutes. second half, and outscoring the aes 24 i te ia 20 final the in 52-41 Lakers the half,53 shooting percentin shooting touch in the second the in touch shooting shooting percentage. shooting 39.4 Lakers' the overcome not forward Aaron Williams Aaron were forward on the out in which court, turn contests. two past the over the other two Lakers the other in double Williams stated. more," team the to contribute me helped has figures in scoring, chipping in scoring, chipping in figures 15 and 1115 respectively. and Baker said the Grzyb Lakers' The Tartars found the the found Tartars The Guard Joe Schuitema and and Schuitema Joe Guard "I've picked up my intensity my "I've intensity up picked Please see HOME, p. PHOTO BY PHOTO ADAMCARROLL

13 Laker victory at victory Laker Lake Superior Lake Free throws ice throws Free non-league match-up. non-league ina 3 at p.m. Saturday Institute Northwood of doing it." of doing said. "It’s just a matter matter "It’sa just said. Williamsplayoffs," the for hunt the in stay and tohave todo beat Ferris e fo paof con­ playoff from ley Val­ Grand eliminates tention. dogs. A loss all but but all loss A Bull­ dogs. the with down Staff Writer Babbitt By Alan Soo Laker Soo club for Laker a 77- to der off hold a scrappy of in them or­ everyone of the needed and game the final 1:35attemptsin State. rior a for Supe­ Lake with battle Thursday last to took playoffs confer­ ence the in berth a Ferris State Thursday Thursday State Ferris chipped in 18.in chipped Schuitema and bench, 76 triumph. Peninsula Upper the o a oo-i show­ do-or-die a for season Laker's record to Terrence Williams Williams 12off the points added Terrence 12 rebounds. grabbing the to went Wichlacz Brent forward Valley 11 of 12 their free throw at 6-6.at record conference their Grand Valley scorers scorers Valley Grand four under just with GVSU's cause.GVSU's 12-9 evened and overall with 25 points while while points 25 with the Wichlacz first made line for the one one.and Grand left, seconds the the charity stripe to help perfect two of two from a were and Gorman Darryl Clark Alphonso ahead by four (77-73). four by Lakers ahead the put to one final 1:13. Guards Guards 1:13. final the in attempts throw sixall of his free netted and call the answered ley. in the final few minutes 3:23 left in the contest, the in 3:23 left LSSU and second, to challenge Grand Val­ Soo sixLaker's trifectas Lake went to Superior a 77-76. at scoring the to end in desperation Ward a heaved Corey guard ih gm-ih 35 points, nailed four of game-high the a with stripe. game from the charity the from game hit - plan game simple went that three-pointer make GVSU win the the and win GVSU make three-pointers The Lakers will host host will Lakers The W ko wa we what know "We Grand Valley buried buried Valley Grand for fight Laker's The GVSU travels to to travels GVSU The win the improved After being fouled fouled being After Wichlacz led all all led Wichlacz the missed Wichlacz Guard Joe Guard Schuitema Trailing 66-58 with with 66-58 Trailing Ward, who finished who Ward,

Lakers pick up another win, on the road at LSSU By Tonya Wilholt Staff Writer lead the way with 20 points and Shelley Ross, Kathy Anguish and Shooting streaks can start Tiffany Belden scored 15,14 and 13 and end at any time, as Grand points, respectively. Valley found out last Coach Pat Baker Grzyb said Ross Thursday. and Anguish came off the bench and The Lady Lakers defeated picked up for Sarah Jasman, who had Lake Superior State 82-73 in the flu. Sault Ste. Marie, after a slow Lake Superior opened the game start in the first half. scoring the first 13 points, but Grand The Laker's shot just 40 Valley chipped away at the lead percent in the first half, but then took the lead when Jana Hines scorched thenetsinthesecond hit a three pointer from the top of the half, shooting 69 percent from key to start a 7-0 nm which gave the the field for die w in. Lakers a 28-27 halftime edge. Grand Valley took control The Soo Lakers made 362 percent of the game during a 27-12 of attempted field goals. run in the middle of the Grand Valley's defense was a key second half, to take a 12 point to the games outcome, said Baker lead with 6:45 left in the game. Grzyb. A key for the Lakers was "We played better team concept ball control. Grand Valley defense, and that played a role in committed only 12 turnovers their low shooting percentage. in the game compared to 26 "They struggled and we put last week in the loss to pressure on most of their shots." Saginaw Valley. PHOTO BY ADAM CARROLL Four Lakers scored in a pa«? by a Wayne State defender to teammate doublefigures. Marie Thomas Sarah Jasman

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win the game. PHOTO BY ADAM CARROLL "I think it's going to § H be a real battle." Mary Beth Mount looks for a passing lane around a Wayne State defender, but the Lakers eventually fell short to the Tartars. Offer Good 2/20 thru 3/31/93 C O U P O N

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For more information or to see an apartment, call Managed by Hefferan Property ipajrcment now. Management, Inc. at Orand Valley 895-6351 Pace 14 The Lanthorn February 17,1993 Men's track team takes Laker women run by Ferris en route to a fourth a t ©1 By Mike Amey fourth place finish Staff Writer By Mike Amey Relaxed intensity set the Staff Writer______tone for the Lakers at the Grand Valley Invitational The Laker women's track team took a step forward in Field House Friday Friday night at the Grand Valley Invitational, finishing in night, as the Laker men front of conference rival Ferris State. The Lakers finished finished fourth after the fourth overall. six-hour meet. The Lady Lakers finished behind Central Michigan, "Finishing fourth was Hillsdale and Eastern Michigan. good for us, wegota strong "The women had a good meet. There were some finish. There was some surprises. I expected some to do better than they did, but good competition between that's part of life I guess," commented Gary Martin, Ferris andHillsdale,which Grand Valley track coach. are the two toughest teams Martin praised Kerry Randolph, who set a personal in the conference," best in the triple jump with a third place jump of 33- 6. commented Coach Gary Kelly Oberlin continued her winning streak in the high Martin. jump as she reached 5-8. FSU'sBulldogstookfirst Senior Tamie Gipe placed second in the shot put, tossing place honors, with 43-31/2. Sophomore tri-captain Kandi Kent took a very Hillsdale six points back close third in the 400 meter dash with a time of 59.26 in second and in third. seconds, as Eastern Michigan's Teyah Swindle crossed Steve Nederveld turned the line one-hundreth of a second in front of Kent in his best meet of the year This was Kent's first time running the 400 this season, in the 50 meter hurdles, tumingina performance that Martin called "outstanding." running a time of 6.99 Swindle also set a new Field House record in the 200 seconds, finishing second. Martin was also Please see TRACK, p.15 impressed with the performance of John Liparato in the 600 meter, Liparato took fifth with a time of 1:25.14. Tony Armor took fifth in the high jump, clearing 6-4. Randy Kloss took sixth intheshotputwithathrow of 41-1 1/2 and Chris Lindsey finished seventh after tossing 40 -9 1 /2. 2732 Port Sheldon St Hey GVSU1 Jamie Mauer cleared 13 G.V.S.U. I'm Donny and feet in the pole vault, Domino's is landing a fifth place finish, j defiveries start at Back I Dave Hain placed inj 8pm until both the long jump and triple jump. His 21-3/4 do se daily by jump took seventh in the timed orders to longlongji jump, and Hain took assure safe and fifth in the triple jump with a PHOTO BY ADAM CARRKOLL leap of 40-71/4. Phil Hutchinson easily clears the bar as the Lakers goon to a strong secure deliveries Sixth place in the 400 meter finish at their home meet on Friday. campus area. dash went to Mike Mull, after he turned in a time of 51.12 seconds. Domino's "Our guys are coming on IJ k e ri Special strong. We'll be ready when Built for Your Body the conference time comes. and Your Budget "Again, our goal is to finish in the top four (in the GLIAC) with * : ? ’ I which I think we have a great 20% OFF this ad 8 shot at. We'll play the spoilers," Not good with any other coupon or on sale items said Martin. •Sportswear 'Health Foods cteeGe. I The Lakers run at Eastern •Bodybuilding Supplements Limited Delivery Area. Limited Delivery Area. •Diet Aids and Stimulants Drlvera carry laaa than | Drlvera cany lese than Michigan this Saturday at 10 $2°. , $20. a.m., and then travel to I Timed order coupon only! rimed order coupon only Hillsdale for the GLIAC Indoor DOUG'S NUTRITION CENTER Exp 331-93 Valid at fated location on|y I Exp 331 -83 Valid at M ad location only Championships the following across from Video Tvme Students Plea N o te : 666 W. Leonard, Grand Rapids, Ml I# you want m Domino** Pizza prior to 8pm d«lly, week. Domino’* will aarv« you oi* a plok-up o u a t o m • r. 3 hi o w u* your QVSU ID and ty apaoial Mate 1- 616- 458-7404 i b o v a F R E l 1 h • purohas* of tha * am• .

A $ C t W & . /-|V6 A iiT ite At CMWS view % APAfcrM&Ts -February 17,1993 The Lanthorn Page 15 ries. , I'mnot knocking baseball. It's a great sport I sense a genuine problem however, with the number of fans shrinking each year (except Toronto, which has sold out the SkyDome for foe next century). From an owners perspective, those early Season night games are a real waste, unless your in the south, because it's too cold. No one in their rightmind would go to a baseball game in that kind of weather. There were games last year, I could remember, when the Ti­ PHOTO BY ADAM CARROLL gers were lucky to fetch 10,000 Laker sprinters cross the finish line in the 50 meter dash, as the because it was too cold. Okay Lakers finish fourth over the weekend they weren't that good either, meter, running a time of25.96. The 1600 meter relay team of summer are back. is that everybody complains but the weather was a factor. Grand Valley's Kenesha of ran their best time of the Baseball returns in the form of about hockey and basketball With exception to foe first Bryant took foil'd with a time season Friday taking third spring training this week and I season going into the month of week of the season, when every­ of 2645 seconds. place with a time of 4:05.08. for one, could stand to wait a June. body is thinking of warmer Bryant also grabbed a fifth Themeetproved even more few more weeks. Big deal. weather, foe month of April is place in the 50 meter dash after to Martin that foe team is one Take a look outside fellas, the Here it is, foe middle of foe the month lowest in attendance. a run of 6.76. Just .02 seconds of the top four in the frozen tundra is not exactly what winter sports season and base­ In my mind, it wouldn't hurt separated her from third place. conference. He says that their I'd call baseball weather. ball players are already getting to knock off these 30or so games Wendy Wahl took third in chances in the conference That's why they play in ready for foe start of foie season, ayear. They could do it on foe the 1000 meter run, crossing meet in a few weeks hinge on Florida now. What a great ex­ two months away. Cedar Point system. the line with a time of 3:10.99. the middle distance races. cuse for a vacation. Add the fact that the sport's For foe first few weeks of the Kelly Beschoner finished sixth The next meet is this That's why I always wanted championship series is called the season, play only on foe week­ in foe600 meter with a time of Saturday at Eastern to be a baseball player when I "Fall Classic," vet the majority ends or something like that. 1:42.72. Michigan.______was a kid. Not the money, not of the season is played in the Then whenitgets warmer, when October when Detroit ends foe brings to mind warm summer the fame, but for almost two spring and summer. people will start attending night season. Baseball gets boring after afternoons and laying out in the months, you get to play baseball Fall is foe time for football for games, add in the rest of foe 162 games during foe summer. bleachers to catch a little sun. in foe warm spring sun. cryin' out loud. week. A larger playoff format would Unfortunately, it's snowing Now that I've come to the Baseball plays too many Then instead of playing the liven up foe teams that can't win outside as I write this, and at the realization that I can't hit an 85 games to begin with, 162 regu­ end of foe regular season in the pennant and make for some comer of Michigan and Trumbell, mile an hour fastball or throw lar seasongames. Do they really September, they should expand better games for those teams there is six inches of snow on the with any accuracy at all, I also need to play that much? the playoffs to eight teams, to trying to make the playoffs ground. see just how insane it is to be They do now. Otherwise, keep more cities involved in foe instead of just playing out foe This maybeanice time to dream thinking about baseball this owners would never be able to playoffs. string. about summer, but I'd rather stay early. pay some of these obscene sala­ I know I turn off the set in Baseball is a great sport. It inside and take it to foe basket

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Tried and here," she said. fears of the nearby Cuba By Tonya Wilholt There's talent there, we've just true, whad'ya mean I (Note: That was a save. got to put it all together." Missile Crisis. Staff Writer scored a 62. I'm two for five so far this Basketball Gazette twice this . John Goodman plays A trip to Zum's Library year. By the way, that situ­ season named Thomas as Na­ the big movie mogul, Marie Thomas grew up was going to be the norm ation certainly didn't war­ watching her older brothers and tional Offense Player of the Lawrence Woolsey, the necessity. rant a sex assessment) self-titled "nation's #1 sister play basketball. Now Week and Regional Player of Now, without further they're watching her play at the Week. She was also twice shock expert" who is GOODGODMAN! JUST ado (or padding): putting out the horror Grand Valley. named Great Lakes Confer­ "My four brothers and my ence Player of the Week and THE FACTS: Ever been in movies of the time. He THE GROUNDHOG; sister taught me the game of was part of the Aquinas Col­ the reference section of this has different tricks of the pedigree of. trade including basketball. That's who I looked lege All-Toumament Team. library? I still remember —See also Woodchuck. Rumblerama up to when I was growing up." Last season she was fourth the first time I'd seen all Atomovision, and so on. Thomas played on the varsity team All-America in the those rows of books. I As in how much could a... The movie is told from team all four years at Orchard American Women's Sports thought I had died and gone —Widely renown for its the viewpoint of Gene, View High School in Muskegon. Foundation and second team to data heaven. The stuff association with Feb. 2, whose dad is in the ser­ Thomas' father passed away in All Great LakesConference. high school term paper however celebrated on the vice and part of, the in the middle of her senior year "She'sanexcellentoffensive dreams are made of. 14th in Missouri. blockade to stop the in high school. Although Tho­ player, she's a veiy physical "Oh boy!" I thought. —Assertion follows that Russians from bringing mas had been offered scholar­ player," said Laker Coach Pat Now the fun began, and if the groundhog should in more missiles to Cuba. ships from a number of Divi­ Baker Grzyb. "She's a strong the sheer amounts of ex­ withdraw from his winter's He and hisfamily have sion I schools around the na­ player; she's a competitor. citement that coursed nest and see his shadow, just moved onto the base tion, she was reluctant to leave She's our go-to person in the through my being made that six more weeks of win­ in tire area. The story her family. She chose to attend crunch of the game." me all the more thankful ter are concurrent. follows Gene as he gets Grand Valley. Baker Grzyb said Thomas for facility fees. —Should he fail to bear needs to improve on her de­ to know the kids at school Thomas, a junior, is team cap­ My fingers were numb witness to that shadow , tain and center forward for the fense and quickness. and as they all spend time and tingling as I swept then bust out those bathing Laker women. Averaging 23.2 "She'll be the total player at the Saturday horror through my old friend En­ suits, it's beach time baby. flicks that are cheesy by points per game, she is the lead­ she wants to be next year if she cyclopedia Britannica. Sources: Tag to Woody today's standards but ing scorer for the team and sixth improves in those two areas." "This...this is better than Woodchuck, Meijer Thrifty still lots of fun to watch. in NCAA Division II. Thomas hopes to someday Acres, toy section, animal Rating: 7. Thomas set a 44-point scoring play professional basketball in sex!" I muttered. record for Grand Valley in this Europe. "Excuse me!?" she said. in popular stuffed configu­ Untamed Heart season's 76-72 game against Thomas is aware of her Uh-oh. ration. Warning: This is not a Lewis University and is the strengths and weaknesses. Librarian um...reference usual Christian Slater fourth Grand Valley player to "I like to go out and have fun section authority. About 'BOUTTIME: No, Beth, I vehicle. It is not all hot, score 500 points in a season. and hopefully do the job, but I five foot, dark eyes, aston­ didn't find any other reci­ steamy and quirky. Totaling 1,153 career points, don't play the whole game as ished gaze, looks... looks pes for them except for the Good news: It is some­ she is tied in eighth place with well as what I know I can play. like my mom! Embarrass­ grilled ground ham and thing surprisingly won­ Chris Wolter in Grand Valley "You've gottalovethegame. ment. Imminent. Heaven is cheese. derful. Don't get me overall women's basketball If you don't love the game you Hell! Unless... wrong, I think Slater is scoring. can't play as well and you can't "hot" the way he is. "Those are great honors and play up to your abilities." (Wonder even if our own I'm happy," says Thomas. "But Thomas, a criminal justice Lanthorn Olsen boy was I would give up any honors or major, carries a 25 grade point named after him). awards I have received if our average. His eyes, rugged voice team could win more games." "I want to be a juvenile pro­ and smirking charm are The Lakers are currently 7-16 bation officer... when I grow things I would rather he overall and 3-10 in the Great up," she says with a smile. hangs onto. 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