ENGLISH SLANGS ON INTERNET

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 A&F Always And Forever Abercrombie & Fitch  A LEVEL School exam (UK) Anal sex  A/N Author's Note  A/W Anyway  A3 Anywhere, Any time, Any place  A7A Frusration, anger (Arabic)  A7X Avenged Sevenfold (band)  AA Alcoholics Anonymous African-American Automobile Association  AAA American Automobile Association Battery size  AAB Average At Best  AAF Always and Forever  AAK Alive And Kicking  AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact  AAP Always A Pleasure  AAR At Any Rate  AARP American Association of Retired Persons  AAWY And Also With You  AAYF As Always, Your Friend  AB Adult Baby  ABC American Born Chinese  ABD Already Been Done  ABDC America's Best Dance Crew (TV show)  ABDL Adult Baby Diaper Lover  ABH Actual Bodily Harm  ABN Asshole By Nature *  ABP Already Been Posted  ABS Absolutely  ABT About  ABT2 About To  ABU Anyone but (Manchester) United  AC Air Conditioning Alternating Current  AC/DC Rock Band  ACAB All Cops Are B*****ds  ACC Actually  ACCT Account  ACG Asian Cowgirl  ACK Disgust, frustration Acknowledgement  ACLU American Civil Liberties Union  ACME A Company that Makes Everything  ACORN Small penis  ACP Automatic Colt Pistol  ACT SAT type test  ACU Army Combat Uniform  AD Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord)  AD HOC For the specific purpose Improvised, impromptu  ADD Attention Deficit Disorder  ADDY Address  ADGTH All Dogs Go To Heaven  ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder  ADIDAS German sportswear company All Day I Dream About Sex  ADL All Day Long  ADM ¡Ay Dios Mío! (Spanish for Oh My God!)  ADMIN Administrator on forum, network etc  ADN Any Day Now  ADS Aim(ing) Down Sights  ADSL Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line  AE American Eagle (clothing)  AEAE And Ever And Ever  AEAP As Early As Possible  AF Aunt Flo (Menstruation) As F***  AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned  AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned  AFAICS As Far As I Can See  AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell  AFAIK As Far As I Know  AFAIR As Far As I Remember  AFAP As Far As Possible  AFC Away From Computer  AFD All F***ing Day  AFF Affirmative  AFFA Angels Forever, Forever Angels  AFGO Another F***ing Growth Opportunity  AFI A Fire Inside (Band)  AFK Away From Keyboard  AFN that's All For Now  AFS Always, Forever and Seriously  AFT About F***ing Time  AFU All F***ed Up  AG Aggressive  AGC Automatic Gain Control  AGGY Aggitated  AGH Ain't Gonna Happen  AGM Annual General Meeting  AGP Accelerated Graphics Port  AGRO Hostile, angry Aggravation, trouble  AGT America's Got Talent (TV show)  AGW All Going Well  AH Asshole  AHA Expression of discovery or realization  AHEM Throat clearing sound  AHT Out  AI As If  AIB Am I Boverd?  AIDS Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome  AIGF All In Good Fun  AIGHT All right  AII Alright  AIIC As If I Care  AIIT Alright  AIKRN All I know right now  AIM AOL Instant Messanger  AIMBOT Trageting script in games  AIN'T Am not/are not/is not  AINEC And It's Not Even Close  AINT Am not/are not/is not  AIO All In One  AIR Blanked, ignored  AIRHEAD Stupid person  AIS Ass In Seat  AISB As I Said before  AISI As I See it  AIT Alright  AITE Alright  AITR Adult In The Room  AITYD And I Think You Do  AIUI As I Understand it  AIYA Cantonese expression of exasperation  AJ Apple Juice  AK AK-47 Assault Rifle Alaska  AK47 Assault rifle  AKA Also Known As  AKI Autumn, fall  AKTF Always Keep the Faith  AL Alcohol  ALA In the style of (French)  ALAP As Late/Long/Little As Possible  ALAS Expression of regret, sorrow  ALF Animal Liberation Front  ALG Ain't Life Grand  ALI Best Friend  ALIE Init  ALIHAL At Least I Have A Life  ALKQN Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation  ALLOW Let it be, forget it  ALOB A Load Of Bollocks  ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud  ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life  ALT Alternative character in RPG  ALU Arithmetic Logic Unit  AM Ante Meridian (before midday) Amplitude Modulation (radio signal)  AMA Ask Me Anything Against Medical Advice  AMAP As Much/Many As Possible  AMC American Motors Corportation  AMD Advanced Micro Devices  AMEX American Express  AMF Adios, Mother F***er  AMG Ah My God  AMIGO Friend  AMIRITE Am I Right?  AML All My Love  AMOG Alpha Male Of Group  AMP Amplifier Ampere  AMTRAK American passenger railroad corporation  AMV Anime Music Video  AMW America's Most Wanted (TV show)  AMZ Amazing  ANC African National Congress  ANF Abercrombie & Fitch  ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor  ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different  ANIME Japanese style animation  ANON Unknown person  ANR Adult Nursing Relationship  ANTI Against  ANTM America's Next Top Model  ANY1 Anyone  ANYWHO Anyhow  AO Adults Only  AOB Any Other Business  AOE Area Of Effect  AOK Age of Kings (game) All OK  AOL American Online  AOM Age of Mythology (game)  AON All Or Nothing As Of Now  AOT As Opposed To Among Other Things  AOTA All Of The Above  AOTS Attack of the Show (TV show)  AOYP Angel on Your Pillow  AP Associated Press  APB All Points Bulletin  APC Armoured Personnel Carrier  APE Mad, crazy  API Application Programming Interface  APM Actions Per Minute  APO Authorized Personnel Only  APOS Annoying Piece Of S**t  APP Application (computer program)  APPROX Approximately  APPS Applications (software)  APR Annual Percentage Rate  APU As Per Usual  AQ Adventure Quest (game)  AQF Ay Que Funny, LOL  AR Assault Rifle  ARD Alright  AREA 51 Top secret military base in Nevada  ARG Alternate Reality Gaming  ARGH Expression of frustration or anger  ARIGATO Thank You (Japanese)  ARK Act of Random Kindness  ARPA Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)  ARPANET Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)  ARSE Ass, bottom  ARSE BANDIT Homosexual  ARVO Afternoon  ASA And So On  ASAFP As Soon As F***ing Possible  ASAIC As Soon As I Can  ASAP As Soon as Possible  ASAS As soon as sensible  ASBO Anti Social Behaviour Order  ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange  ASD Sequence of letters on many keyboards  ASDFGHJKL; I'm bored  ASF And So Forth  ASIC Application Specific Integrated Circuit  ASL Age, Sex, Location  ASLP Age, Sex, Location, Picture?  ASO I see  ASP At Some Point  ASS Bottom Fool, idiot  ASSHAT One with their head up their ass  AT&T American Telephone & Telegraph  ATA Ait To Air Actual Time of Arrival  ATB All The Best  ATC Air Traffic Control  ATD Attention to Detail  ATEOTD At The End Of The Day  ATF All Time Favorite  ATGATT All The Gear All The Time (motorcycling)  ATK Attack  ATM At The Moment Automated Teller Machine (cash machine)  ATMO According To My Opinion  ATN Any Time Now  ATQ Answer The Question  ATST At The Same Time  ATT At This Time All The Time  ATTN Attention  ATTT Ain't That The Truth  ATV All Terrain Vehicle  ATVB All The Very Best  ATW All The Way  ATWA Air, Trees, Water, Animals All The Way Alive  ATYS Anything You Say  AU Alternate Universe Gold  AUNT C***  AUO I don't know  AV Anti-Virus Audio/Video Adult Video  AVA Angels and Airwaves (Band)  AVGN Angry Video Game Nerd  AVO Afternooon  AVPM A Very Potter Musical  AW Attention Whore Anyway  AWA As Well As  AWESOME Amazing, wonderful, cool  AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet  AWK Awkward  AWNP All Work, No Play  AWOL Absent Without Leave  AWP Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle  AWS As We Speak  AWSM Awesome  AWW Any Which Way  AYB All your base  AYBABTU All Your Base Are Belong To Us  AYBRB2U All your base are belong to us  AYCS As You Can See  AYE Yes  AYEC At Your Earliest Convenience  AYFKM Are You F***ing Kidding Me?  AYFR Are You For Real?  AYFT Are You Free Today?  AYK As You Know  AYKM Are You Kidding Me?  AYL Are You Listening?  AYO Hey, You  AYOR At Your Own Risk  AYPI And Your Point Is?  AYS Are You Serious?  AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something?  AYT Are You There?  AYW As You Wish  AZN Asian

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 B Bro Be  B& Banned Band  B&G Blow and Go  B&M Bricks and Mortar  B) Smiley with sunglasses  B-DAY Birthday  B/C Because  B2B Back To Back Business To Business  B2W Back To Work  B4 Before  B4MV Bullet For My Valentine (Band)  B4N Bye For Now  B4U Before you  B7 Banned (B7=B&=Band)  BA Bad Ass  BA-DONKA-DONK Pleasantly curvy woman's bottom  BAAS Boss  BAB Bad Ass Bitch  BABYSITTING Holding the weed too long  BAC Back At Computer Blood Alcohol Content By Any Chance  BACK Woman's bottom  BACK DOOR Anus  BAD Good  BADASS Cool, confident person  BADMAN Gangster  BADONK Large female bottom  BAE Baby  BAF Bored As F***  BAG Get  BAGL Bust A Gut Laughing  BAH Bored As Hell  BAHAHA Evil laugh  BAI Bye  BAIL Leave  BAIRN Child, baby  BAIT Blatant, obvious  BAK Back At Keyboard  BAKA Fool, idiot  BAKED Stoned, Wasted  BALL Testicle  BALLER Successful ball player  BALLIN Playing basketball Living the good life  BAM Below Average Mentality Exclamation of happiness  BAMA Person lacking style  BAMF Bad Ass Mother F***er  BAMN By Any Means Necessary  BANDWIDTH Amount of data through an interface over time  BANG Have sex  BANGERS Breasts Sausages  BANGING Very beautiful, sexy  BANJAX Break, destroy  BANTER Playful, witty chat  BAO Be Aware Of  BAP Soft bread roll Breast Black American Princess  BARBIE Barbecue  BARE Lots of, very  BAREBACK Unprotected Sex  BASER Drug user  BATCH Bitch  BATE Obvious  BATTY Gay  BATTYBOY Homosexual, gay person  BAU Business As Usual  BAWS Testicles  BAY Baby  BB Big Brother Be Back  BBAM Be Back After Meal  BBB Bugging Beyond Belief  BBBJ Bare Back Blow Job (no condom)  BBBJTC Bare Back Blow Job To Completion  BBBW Big Beautiful Black Woman  BBC British Broadcasting Corporation  BBD Bigger, Better Deal Big Black Dick  BBE Babe  BBEG Big Bad Evil Guy  BBF Butt Buddy Forever  BBFL Best Buds For Life  BBFN Bye Bye For Now  BBFS Bare Back Full Service  BBG Best Be Going  BBIAB Be Back In A Bit  BBIAF Be Back In A Few  BBIAM Be Back In A Minute  BBIAS Be Back In A Sec  BBJ Bare Blow Job  BBL Be Back Later  BBM Blackberry Messaging  BBML Be Back Much Later  BBN Be Back Never  BBQ Barbecue Better Be Quick  BBS Be Back Soon Bulletin Board System  BBT Be Back Tomorrow  BBW Big Beautiful Woman  BBWL Be Back Way Later  BBY Baby  BBZ Babes  BC Before Christ  BCBW Bow Chica Bow Wow  BCC Blind Carbon Copy  BCD Behind Closed Doors  BCE Before Common Era (like BC)  BCNU Be Seeing You  BCOS Because  BCP Birth Control Pill  BD Big Deal  BDOML Best Day Of My Life  BDONG Bad and Wrong  BDSM Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism  BEANS Ecstacy  BEAR Large man with body hair  BEARD Man or woman used as cover for a gay person  BEAST Person/thing that is good, awesome  BEASTLY Being good at something, cool  BEAT Have sex  BEAVER Vagina  BECKY Oral sex, blow job  BEEF Problem, fight, argument  BEEZ Beezy, slut  BEEZY Bitch  BEF Best Enemies Forever Best Email Friend  BEG Big Evil Grin  BELLEND Head of the penis  BELLIG Belligerant (when drunk)  BER Beyond Economical Repair  BESITOS Little kisses (Spanish)  BESO Kiss (Spanish)  BESOS Kisses (Spanish)  BEST Best Regards  BESTIE Best Friend  BESTY Best Friend  BET Black Entertainment Television  BETA Pre-release version Better  BETCH Bitch  BEWBS Boobs  BF Boyfriend Best Friend  BF2 Battlefield 2 (game)  BF4L Best Friends For Life  BFA Best Friends Always  BFAM Brother From Another Mother  BFB Better From Behind  BFC Big F***ing Can (of 32 oz.Monster energy drink)  BFD Big F***ing Deal  BFE Bum Fuck Egypt, in the middle of nowhere  BFF Best Friends Forever Big Fat Friend/Female  BFF4L Best Friend Forever For Life  BFFAE Best Friends Forever And Ever Best Friends For All Eternity  BFFE Best Friends Forever  BFFF Best F***ing Friends Forever  BFFFL Best Friend Forever For Life Best F***ing Friends For Life  BFFL Best Friend For Life  BFFLE Best Friends For Like Ever  BFFLTDDUP Best Friends For Life Till Death Do Us Part  BFFN Best Friend For Now  BFFS Best Friends For Sex  BFFWB Best Friend Forever With Benefits  BFG Big Friendly Giant Big F***ing Gun  BFH Bitch From Hell  BFK Big Fat Kiss  BFMV Bullet For My Valentine (band)  BFN Bye For Now  BFP Bad For Pics Big Fat Positive ie pregnant  BFS Bull F***ing S**t  BFTP Blast From The Past  BFU Butt F***ing Ugly  BFUT Best Friends Until Tomorrow  BFWB Best Friend With Benefits  BG Bad Game Baby Gangster  BGD Black Gangster Disciples  BGF Best Girl/Guy Friend  BGL Big Game License, likes fat people  BGM Background Music  BGT Britain's Got Talent (TV show)  BH Be Happy Bloody Hell Big Head  BHD Bad Hair Day  BHH Bless His/Her Heart  BHM Big Handsome Man  BHO Barak Hussein Obama  BHUM Sexy, fit  BI Bisexual Bad Influence  BIA Bitch  BIAB Back In A Bit  BIACH Bitch  BIATCH Bitch  BICBW But I Could Be Wrong  BICH Bitch  BIEH Best I Ever Had  BIF Butt In Front  BIFF Best Friend, BFF  BIFFL Best Internet Friend For Life  BIFFLE same as BFFL  BIG TIME More than usual  BIG UP Expression of respect  BIH Bitch  BIL Brother In-Law  BILF Brother/Boss I'd Like to F***  BIM Barbados  BIN Buy It Now  BING But It's Not Google  BINT Girl, tart, bitch  BIO Biological (toilet) break  BION Believe It Or Not  BIOS Basic Input Output System  BIOYA Blow It Out Your Ass  BIRD Cocaine Young woman  BIS Best In Slot  BISCUIT Attractive person Cookie  BISH Bitch  BISLY But I Still Love You  BISOU Kiss (French)  BIT Binary digIT - 1 or 0  BITS Private parts  BITTIE Girl  BITTIES Big titties, breasts  BIWM Bisexual White Male  BIZ Business  BJ Blow Job  BJTC Blow Job To Completion  BK Burger King  BKA Better Known As  BL Bad Luck Bottom Line  BLAD Brother/friend (from 'blood')  BLAH Nothing to say  BLARG Expression of boredom  BLAST Damn Good time  BLATES Blatently  BLAZE Smoke Weed  BLAZED Stoned  BLAZING Smoking weed  BLD Bad Life Decision  BLEM High on marijuana  BLG Boys Like Girls (band)  BLICK A very black person  BLIND In love  BLING Flashy Jewelry  BLINK Blink 182 (band)  BLK Black  BLNT Better Luck Next Time  BLOG Weblog, online diary  BLOKE Guy, man  BLOL Big Laugh Out Loud  BLOOD Gang member Close friend  BLOOPER Mistake, embarrassing moment  BLOTTO Drunk  BLOW Cocaine  BLOWN High  BLS Blown Like S**t  BLT Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich  BLTN Better Late Than Never  BLUD Mate (from blood brother)  BLUE Sad  BLUEBERRY Form of marijuana  BLUF Bottom Line Up Front  BLUNT Marijuana cigar  BM Bowel Movement Black Man BMW  BM4L Best Mates For Life  BMA Bite My Ass  BMB Bebo Me Back  BMBO Blow My Brains Out  BME Body Modification Ezine  BMF Be My Friend Bad MF Blowing Money Fast  BMFE Best Mates Forever  BMFL Best Mates For Life  BMG Be My Guest  BMI Body Mass Index  BML Bless My Life  BMOC Big Man On Campus  BMP Image file format (bitmap)  BMT Before My Time Basic Military Training  BMTH Bring Me The Horizon (Band)  BMTTVE Best Mates 'Til The Very End  BMUS Beam me up, Scotty  BMW Bavarian Motor Works (car manufacturer)  BMX Bicycle Motocross  BNB Bad News Bears Bed 'N' Breakfast Bread 'N' Butter  BNF Big Name Fan  BNI Batteries Not Included  BNIB Brand New In Box  BNP British National Party  BNWOT Brand New Without Tags  BNWT Brand New With Tags  BO Body Odour  BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend (vibrator)  BOBBA Replacement swear word  BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch  BOED Book of Exalted Deeds (MMORPG)  BOF Whatever  BOFFIN Technical expert  BOFH B*stard Operator From Hell  BOG Toilet  BOGAN Poorly educated, vulgar person (Australian)  BOGO Buy One Get One  BOGOF Buy One Get One Free  BOGSAT Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking  BOH Gunshot sound  BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again  BOI Boy  BOL Best Of Luck  BOLLOCKS Rubbish Something great Testicles  BOLO Be On The Lookout  BOLSHY Bolshevik, communist Argumentative  BOLTOP Better On Lips Than On Paper  BOM Bro, dude, friend  BOMB Something really bad Something really good  BOMM same as BOOMM  BONE Have sex with  BONER Erection  BONG Water pipe for smoking dope  BONKERS Crazy  BONZA Brilliant, excellent  BOO Boyfriend/Girlfriend  BOOB Woman's breast Blunder  BOOGER Dried nose mucus  BOOHOO Crying  BOOK Cool (predictive text )  BOOM Great, amazing  BOOMM Bored Out Of My Mind  BOOMTING Good looking girl  BOON Someone who has been a NOOB for ages  BOOTILICIOUS Having a very tasty ass  BOOTY Backside (usually female)  BOOTY CALL Call for sex  BOOZE Alcoholic beverages  BOP Give head  BOS Boyfriend Over Shoulder  BOSH Slut  BOSS Cool, awesome  BOT Back On Topic  BOTDF Blood On The Dance Floor (band)  BOTS Robots, automated processes  BOTTOM Submissive person in BDSM or gay sex  BOTTS Back On To The Subject  BOUL Bull  BOUT About  BOW Vagina same as ELBOW  BOWL Part of a marijuana pipe  BOWS Elbows  BOXORZ Boxers  BPS Bits/Bytes Per Second  BQ Be Quiet  BR Best Regards  BRAH Bro, friend  BRAIN same as BJ, HEAD  BRAT Annoying, spoilt child  BRB Be Right Back  BRD Black Rock Depths (WOW)  BRE Sexy girl  BREAD Money  BREDRIN Friend  BREDRINS Close friends, brothers  BREH Brethren, brothers  BREW Beer Tea Brother  BRGDS Best Regards  BRH Be Right Here  BRICKS Drugs, dope  BRIGHT Being a smart a$$  BRITCHES Pants, trousers  BRO Brother, buddy, friend  BROAD Woman  BROCHACHO same as BRO  BROLLY Umbrella  BROMANCE Non-sexual relationship between two men  BROMO Gay BRO  BROSKI Bro  BRT Be Right There  BRU Bro  BRUDDA Brother  BRUH BRUH Brother, friend  BRUK Broken  BRUV Mate  BRUVA Brother  BS Bull S**t  BSB Backstreet Boys  BSC Bachelor of Science (university degree)  BSER Back Stabber  BSF But Seriously Folks  BSG Battlestar Galactica (TV show)  BSNS Business  BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (Windows)  BSOF Big Smile On Face  BSOFN Big Smile On Face Now  BST But Seriously Though  BSU Boring Status Update  BT BitTorrent British Telecom  BTA But Then Again....  BTAIM Be That As It May  BTB By The By  BTD Bored To Death  BTDT Been There Done That  BTDTGTTSAWIO Been There Done That Got The T-shirt And Wore It Out  BTDUBS same as BTW  BTE Best Time Ever  BTFO Back The F*** Off  BTFU Boiler The F*** Up  BTFW By The F***ing Way  BTGOG By The Grace Of God  BTHO Beat The Hell Outta  BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me!  BTL Between The Lines  BTM Be There Moment  BTR Better  BTS Be There Soon  BTSOOM Beat the stufing out of me  BTT Bump To Top (forum posts)  BTTF Back To The Future  BTTT Back To The Top  BTU British Thermal Unit  BTW By The Way  BTWITIAILWU By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You  BTWITIAILWY By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You  BTY Back To You  BU Backup  BU2M Been Up To Much?  BUBZ Pet name for BF or GF  BUCK Fight Money  BUCKS Dollars, money  BUD Marijuana  BUDDY Friend  BUFF Good Looking  BUFU Butt F***  BUG Bother, annoy  BUGGER Mild expletive Sodomize  BUGLE Cocaine  BULL Bull s**t  BUM A homeless person Bottom, butt  BUMMED Disappointed, upset  BUMMER Bad Luck  BUMP Bring Up My Post  BUN Smoke marijuana Ugly  BUR same as LOL  BURD Bird, girlfriend  BURK Idiot, fool  BURMA Be Upstairs Ready My Angel  BURNED Insulted  BURNT Out of it, having smoked too much pot  BURR Cold  BUSH Pubic hair  BUSKING Playing music in public for money  BUSTED Very Ugly Caught  BUSTY Large breasted  BUTCH Masculine  BUTT Backside, bottom  BUTT HURT Offended, upset  BUTT PIRATE Man who likes anal sex with another man  BUTTER FACE Girl who is good looking except for her face  BUTTERS Ugly  BUTTERZ Ugly  BUZZ Excitement , Feeling when high  BUZZED Tipsy, slightly drunk  BV Bad Vibe  BVB Black Veil Brides (band)  BW Beautiful Woman , Black and White  BWC But Who Cares?  BWL Bursting With Laughter  BWT Misspelling of BTW  BWTH But What The Hell  BYAM Between You And Me  BYKI Before You Know It  BYO Bring Your Own  BYOB Bring your own beer  BYT Bright Young Thing Before Your Time  BYTM Better You Than Me  BZ Bitch , Busy

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 C See Computer language Speed of light  C# Microsoft programming language  C&C Command and Conquer (game)  C&P Copy & Paste  C'MON Come On  C/D Confirm/Deny  C1 Affirmative, Roger that  C2C Consumer to Consumer Cam to Cam  C4C Comment for Comment Cam for Cam  C7AY Gay  C: Very happy  CAB Can't Be Assed  CABRON Bastard (Spanish for goat)  CACHAI Do you understand?  CACHE Store for temporary computer files  CACK S**t  CACTUS Broken, dead  CAD Computer Aided Design  CADDY Cadillac  CAKE Kilo of cocaine  CAKING Flirting  CAMEL Brand of cigarettes  CAMP Effeminate  CAN Bathroom Jail Buttocks  CANON Original, official  CANS Boobs Headphones  CANTO Cantonese  CAPISH Do you understand?  CAPS Bullets Mushrooms  CAPTCHA Completely Automated Public Turing Test To Tell Computers and Humans Apart  CARE I don't care  CARRIED Told off, DISSed  CAT Cool person Computed Axial Tomography  CAUSE Because  CAVE Give up, give in  CAZ Crazy in a nice way  CB Cock Block  CBA Can't Be Arsed  CBB Can't Be Bothered  CBBC Children's BBC  CBC Canadian Broadcasting Corporation  CBF Can't Be F***ed  CBFA Can't Be F***ing Arsed  CBFB Can't Be F***ing Bothered  CBI Californian Bureau of Investigation Confederation of British Industry  CBJ Covered Blow Job (with condom)  CBS Can't Be Stuffed  CBT Cognitive Behavioural Therapy  CC Credit Card Carbon Copy Crowd Control Country Code  CCC Coricidin Cough & Cold (Dextromethorophan or DXM).  CCD Cock Craving Disorder  CCL Couldn't Care Less  CCNA Cisco Certified Network Associate  CCTV Closed-Circuit Television  CD Compact Disc Cross Dresser  CDC Cult of the Dead Cow Crudely Drawn Cock  CDFU Cracking Da F*** Up  CDMA Code Division Multiple Access (voice/data transmission)  CDN Canadian  CDP Calm Down Please  CDR Compact Disc Recordable  CEEB CBA  CEEBS CBA  CELL Cellphone  CEO Chief Executive Officer  CEPT Except  CEREAL Serious  CES Consumer Electronics Show  CET Central European Time  CF Cluster F***  CFC Chlorofluorocarbon  CFL Canadian Football League  CFM Come F*** Me  CFN Ciao For Now  CFNM Clothed Female Naked Male  CFO Chief Financial Officer  CFS Covered Full Service  CFV Call For Votes  CG Computer Graphics  CGI Computer-Generated Imagery  CHA Yes  CHADROOL Stupid person  CHAMP Uncool  CHAO Goodbye (Spanish)  CHARLIES Boobs Viet Cong  CHAV poorly educated, vulgar youth  CHAW Chewing tobacco  CHEA Yeah  CHEAP SKATE Mean/stingy person  CHEDDA Cash, money  CHEDDAR Money  CHEERIO Goodbye  CHEERS Thanks Goodbye  CHEESE Drug, starter heroin Money  CHEESED Pissed off  CHEESY Corny, lame  CHEEZ Cheese  CHESTER Child Molester, pedophile  CHICK Girl  CHILAXING Chilling and relaxing  CHILL Relax, hang out  CHILLAX Chill and relax  CHINK Offensive term for an Asian or Chinese person  CHINWAG Chat  CHIO Sexy, good looking, girl  CHIPOTLE Mexican-style restaurant  CHIRPSE Flirt  CHIZ Swiz, swindle  CHIZZ Chill out, relax  CHODE Short, fat penis  CHOLO Mexican Gangster  CHOO You  CHOOB High level player who acts like a noob  CHOONG Good looking, buff  CHOOT Vagina  CHOPPER AK-47 assault rifle  CHOUT Chill Out Watch Out  CHOW Bye Food  CHU You  CHUBBY Partially erect penis  CHUCK Chill as F***  CHUFF Vagina  CHUNDER Be sick, vomit  CHUT Vagina  CHUTIYA Mild Indian expletive  CIA Central Intelligence Agency  CIAO Italian for Hi or Bye  CID Acid, LSD  CIF Cum In Face  CIG Cigarette  CIGGY Cigarette  CIHY Can I Help You?  CIM Cum in Mouth  CINI Cinema  CINT C***  CIO Check It Out  CIR Committed Information Rate (minimum bandwidth)  CITA Caught In The Act  CL Chain Letter Craig's List  CLAPPED Shot  CLARET Blood  CLASS Cool, excellent  CLB Creepy Little Bastard  CLI Command Line Interface  CLICK Kilometre  CLIQUE Group of friends  CLIT Clitoris  CLOUD The Internet (non-local storage, software etc)  CLOUD 9 Feeling of euphoria, high  CLUBBING Visiting nightclubs  CLUBHEAD Person who goes to clubs a lot  CLUTCH Perform under pressure  CM Call Me  CMAR Cry Me A River  CMB Call Me Back  CMC Casi Me Cago (Spanish LOL)  CMD Command  CMEO Crying My Eyes Out  CMI Count Me In  CMIIW Correct Me If I'm wrong.  CML Call Me Later  CMNF Clothed Male Naked Female  CMNT Comment  CMOS Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor  CMS Content Management System  CMT Comment  CMU Cracks Me Up  CMYK Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/blacK  CNN Cable News Network  CO Commanding Officer Corrections Officer Company Counter Offer  COA Certificate Of Authenticity  COB Close Of Business  COCK Penis  COCK UP Mistake, mess  COCKY Thinking too highly of yourself  COD Cash On Delivery Call Of Duty  COD4 Call Of Duty 4 (Game)  COED Coeducational (men and women together)  COF Cum On Face  COG Coalition of Gears (game)  COKE Cocaine Coca Cola  COL Crying Out Loud  CONDO Apartment  CONGRATS Congratulations  CONVO Conversation  COO Cool  COOCHI Vagina  COOKIE Small file relating to a website  COOL Awesome, great  COOTC Come Out Of The Closet  COOTER Vagina  COP Officer of the law Close of Play  COPACETIC Cool, OK, excellent  COPYPASTA Post that has been copied and pasted  CORNY Uncool, overused  COS Because  COSPLAY Costume Play  COTCHING Relaxing, chilling  COUCH POTATO Lazy person who sits all day watching TV  COUGAR Older woman looking for a younger man  COUGER Older woman looking for a younger man  COURSE Of course, certainly  COW Offensive term for a woman  COWGIRL Girl on top sex position  COYB Come On You Blues  COYS Come On You Spurs  COZ because  CP Child Porn  CPA Certified Piece of Ass  CPC Cost Per Click  CPL Cyberathlete Professional League (gaming)  CPM Cost Per Thousand  CPR Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation  CPT Colored People's Time  CPU Central Processing Unit  CQTMS Chuckle Quietly To Myself  CR Credit Copyright Carriage Return  CRAB Derogatory word for a CRIP  CRABS Pubic lice  CRACK A form of cocaine  CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing  CRAIC Good times/gossip/music/drinking (Irish)  CRAP S**t  CRAPPER Toilet  CRBT Crying Real Big Tears  CRC Cyclic Redundency Check Chat Room Chuckle  CREASING Laughing  CREEP Weird, undesirable person  CREEPER Someone who views your profile but doesn't make contact  CREPS Trainers  CRIB House, residence  CRICKETS Said after a lame joke to break the silence  CRIMBO Christmas  CRIP Community Restoration in Progress (gang) Gang member  CRM Customer Relationship Management  CROW Marijuana  CRS Can't Remember S**t  CRUNK Crazy and drunk  CRUSTY Dirty, unwashed person  CS Counter-Strike  CSA Cheap Shot Artist  CSB Cool Story Bro (sarcastic)  CSI Crime Scene Investigation (TV show)  CSL Can't stop laughing  CSP Casual Sex Partner  CSS Counter Strike: Source Cascading Style Sheet  CST Central Standard Time  CTC call the cell  CTF Capture The Flag Claim To Fame  CTFD Calm The F*** Down  CTFO Chill The F*** Out  CTFU Cracking The F*** Up Cheer The F*** Up  CTM Chuckling To Myself  CTN Can't Talk Now  CTO Check This Out  CTRL Control (key)  CTRN Cant Talk Right now  CTS Chuckles To Self  CTSO Cut That S**t Out  CU See You  CUCKOO Mad, bonkers, crazy  CUDDY Buddy, friend  CUFF Overprotect, smother  CUH Cousin, homie, bro  CUIAB See You In A Bit  CUL See You Later.  CUL8ER See You Later  CUL8R See You Later  CUM Semen Orgasm  CUOL See You On Line  CUPPA Cup of (usually) tea  CUS Friend  CUT See You Tomorrow See You There  CUTE Someone/thing that is attrative in an innocent way  CUTIE Cute, attractive person  CUTY Cutie  CUZ Because  CUZZ Friend, cousin  CUZZO Friend  CV Curriculum Vitae, resume  CW Continuous wave, morse code  CWOT Complete Waste Of Time  CWTCU Can't Wait To See You  CWTSY Can't Wait To See You  CWYL Chat With You Later.  CYA See Ya  CYB Count Your Blessings  CYBER Online sex  CYBI Can You Believe It?  CYE Check Your Email  CYL Catch You Later  CYL8R see ya later  CYM Check Your Mail  CYO See You Online  CYT See You Tomorrow  CZ Condition Zero (game)

D

 D Dick  D&D Dungeons and Dragons  D&M Deep and Meaningful  D BO Steal  D'S Dayton rims  D-DAY 6th June 1944 Designated day when operations are due to commence  D/C Disconnected  D/S Dominant/submissive  D00D Dude  D2F same as DTF  D2M Dead to Me  D8 Date  D: Suprised, shocked  D:< Angry  D; Crying  DA The District Attorney Dad  DAB Digital Audio Broadcasting  DADA Defence Against the Dark Arts (Harry Potter)  DADS Day After Drinking S**ts  DADT Don't Ask, Don't Tell  DAE Does Anybody Else  DAF Drunk As F***  DAM Don't Ask Me  DAMAGE Cost of something  DAMHIK Don't Ask Me How I Know  DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This  DANG Damn  DANK Very potent marijuana Incredibly good, awesome  DAQ Don't Ask Questions  DARE Drug Abuse Resistance Education  DARL Darling  DARN Damn  DARPA Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency  DASF Drunk As F***  DAT That  DATY Dining At The Y, oral sex  DAU Dumb Ass User  DAVID Cool guy  DAW Digital Audio Workstation  DAWG Close Friend  DAYUM Damn  DB Douche Bag  DBAB Don't Be A Bitch  DBI Douche Bag Index Don't Beg It  DBNT Don't Bother Next Time  DBR Damaged Beyond Repair  DBZ Dragon Ball Z  DC Don't Care  DCF Department of Children and Families  DCOI Don't Count On It  DD Designated Driver Big Breasts Darling Daughter  DDB Deaf, Dumb, Blind  DDF Drug and Disease Free  DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous  DDI Don't Do It  DDMMYY Day Month Year  DDOS Distributed Denial of Service (network attack)  DDR Dance Dance Revolution (Game)  DDSOS Different Day, Same Old S**t  DDSS Different Day, Same S**t  DDT Don't Do That  DE The  DEA Drug Enforcement Administration  DEAD ASS Serious  DEALING Acting like boyfriend/girlfriend Selling drugs  DEB Don't Even Bother  DEC Decent  DED Dead from joy, hilarity etc  DEECE Decent, cool, great  DEETS Details  DEEZ These  DEF Cool, great, excellent  DEFFO Definitely  DEFO Definitely  DEGT Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)  DEKE Avoid, fake, decoy  DELISH Delicious  DEM Them  DEN Then Private room  DEPT Department  DER Duh!  DERB Give head, blow job  DERE There  DERO Derelict, loser  DEROB Very bored  DERP Reply to stupid comment or action  DERR same as DUH  DESI Someone from the Indian subcontinent  DET Don't Even Trip  DETAI Don't Even Think About It  DEUCE S**t  DEUCES Peace  DEVO Devastated  DEY They  DEZZY Designated Gay  DF Dumbass Frankenstein WTF  DFC Don't F***ing Care  DFE Dead Fish Experience  DFK Deep French Kissing  DFKDFC Don't F***ing Know, Don't F***ing Care  DFMO Dance Floor Make Out  DFTBA Don't Forget To Be Awesome  DFTT Don't Feed The Troll  DFW Down For Whatever  DFWM Don't F*** With Me  DG Don't Go  DGAF Don't Give A F***  DGF Don't Give a F***  DGK Dirty Ghetto Kids (skateboards)  DGMTS Don't Give Me That S**t  DGOT Don't Go Over There  DGT Don't Go There  DGTWM Don't Go There With Me  DH Darling Husband  DHAFC Don't Have A F***ing Clue  DHCP Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol  DHL Shipping Company  DHS Department of Homeland Security Department of Health Services  DHV Demonstration of Higher Value  DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath  DIAF Die In A Fire  DIAO Cool, hip  DIC Do I Care?  DICK Penis  DICKHEAD Idiot  DIG Understand Enjoy, like  DIGG Social bookmarking website  DIGITS Telephone number  DIGS Home, lodgings  DIKU Do I Know You?  DIL Daughter-In-Law  DILF Dad I'd Like to F***  DILIGAF same as DILLIGAF  DILLIC Does It Look Like I Care  DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?  DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A F***?  DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A S**t  DIME $10 of a drug Very attractive person  DING Just hit new level in RPG  DINK Dual Income No Kids  DIP Leave  DIPPED Fashionable  DIPSTICK Penis Stupid person  DIRT Low grade marijuana Gossip  DIS Did I Say  DISO Desperately In Search Of  DISS Disrespect  DISSING Being disrespectful  DISTRO Distribution (software, music, etc)  DIT Details In Thread  DITD Down In The Dumps, sad  DITTO The same, me too, I agree  DITZY Acting dumb and innocent  DIV Stupid person  DIVA Talented, but arrogant, female performer  DIY Do It Yourself  DIZZY Crazy, mad  DJ Disc Jockey Dow Jones Dinner Jacket  DJM Don't Judge Me  DK Don't Know  DKDC Don't Know, Don't Care  DKFS Don't Know For Sure  DKM Don't Kill Me  DKNY Donna Karan New York  DKP Dragon Kill Points (MMORGPs)  DL Down Low Download  DLAM Don't Laugh At Me  DLC Downloadable Content  DLL Dynamic Link Library (computer file)  DLS Dirty Little Secret  DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite  DLTM Don't Lie To Me  DLV Demonstration of Lower Value  DM Don't Mind Doesn't Matter Direct Message  DMAF Don't Make A Fuss  DMAL Drop Me A Line  DMB Dave Matthews Band  DMC Deep Meaningful Conversation  DMCA Digital Millennium Copyright Act  DMF Dumb Mother F***er  DMG Damage  DMI Don't Mention It  DMIID Don't Mind If I Do  DMN Damn  DMTA Dirty Minds Think Alike  DMV Department of Motor Vehicles  DMW Dead Man Walking  DMX Dark Man X (rapper)  DMY Don't Mess Yourself  DN Doing Nothing  DNA Deoxyribonucleic Acid Did Not Attend Does Not Apply  DNC Democratic National Committee  DND Do Not Disturb  DNDC Don't Know, Don't Care  DNFD Do Not F***ing Disturb  DNFTT Do Not Feed The Troll  DNK Do Not Know  DNM Does Not Matter Deep and Meaningful  DNO Don't Know  DNPM Darn Near P***** Myself  DNR Do Not Resuscitate  DNS Domain Name Service Did Not Start  DNT Don't  DNW Do Not Want  DO Have sex with  DO ONE Go away, f*** off  DOA Dead On Arrival Deteriorate On Approach  DOB Date Of Birth  DOBE Idiot  DOC Doctor Drug of Choice  DOD Day of Defeat  DODGY Of questionable legality, morality, integrity  DOE Depends On Experience  DOF Depth of Field  DOG Telephone Ugly person  DOG FOOD Heroin  DOGGING Sex in public with strangers and/or with people watching  DOGGY Man behind woman sex position  DOH Expression of frustration, realization  DOHC Dual Overhead Cam  DOI Duh  DOL Dying Of Laughter  DOM Domainant person in BDSM Dirty Old Man  DOME Blow job, head  DOMO Thank you (Japanese)  DON Top man, Mafia boss  DONK Large bottom  DONNO I don't know  DOOD Dude  DOOFUS Stupid person  DOOM Classic FPS  DOPE Heroin Cool, awesome  DORB Adorable  DORK Silly, socially inept person  DOS Disk Operating System Denial Of Service (attack) Dad Over Shoulder  DOSH Money  DOSHA Marijuana  DOSSER Lazy person Vagrant, Tramp  DOT Damage Over Time  DOTA Defence Of The Ancients  DOUCHE Idiot  DOUCHE BAG Idiot, asshole  DOUGH Money, cash  DOUGIE Swagger Dance style  DOWNER Someone or something that brings the mood down  DOWNS Downs-Syndrome  DP Display Picture  DPI Dots Per Inch Don't Push It  DPMO Don't Piss Me Off  DPS Damage Per Second (MMORPG)  DPYN Don't Pick Your Nose  DQ Disqualified  DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job  DR Double Rainbow  DRAG Inhale smoke from cigarette or joint Dressed as a woman  DRB Dirty Rotten Bastard  DRIVE BY Recce, check out  DRM Digital Rights Management  DRO HyDROponically grown marijuana  DROVE Mad, angry  DRRK Insult, dork/jerk  DRT Dead Right There  DS Darling Son  DSD Do Some Damage  DSL Digital Subscriber Line  DSLS Dick Sucking Lips  DSS Department of Social Services  DT Down Town  DTA Don't Trust Anyone  DTB Don't Text Back  DTC Down To Cuddle  DTE Down To Earth  DTF Down To F***  DTMFA Dump The Mother F***ker Already  DTP Disturbing The Peace  DTR Define The Relationship  DTRT Do The Right Thing  DTS Down The Shore Down To Snuggle  DTT Don't Touch That  DTTM Don't Talk To Me  DTYT Don't Take Your Time  DU JOUR Of the day (French)  DUB Twenty (dollars, dollars of drugs, inch rims)  DUBS Twenty inch wheels  DUCES Goodbye  DUCWIC Do You See What I See?  DUCY Do you see why?  DUDE A name for anyone (esp surfers, skaters)  DUDETTE Female dude  DUECES Misspelling of DEUCES  DUGS Breasts  DUH Of course  DUI Driving Under the Influence  DULM Do You Love Me?  DUMP S**t  DUNNO Don't Know  DUPE Duplicate  DUR Duh  DURS Damn You Are Sexy  DUS Does  DUST Angel dust, PCP  DUSTY Ugly  DUTCH Joint Split the cost  DUTCH OVEN Subjecting someone to your fart in bed  DVD Digital Versatile Disc  DVDRIP Video copied from a DVD  DVI Digital Visual Interface  DVR Digital Video Recorder  DW Don't Worry  DWAG Misspelling of DAWG  DWAI Don't Worry About It  DWBH Don't Worry, Be Happy  DWBI Don't Worry 'Bout It  DWEEB Dork, nerd  DWF Divorced White Female  DWI Deal with it  DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do.  DWL Dying With Laughter  DWM Divorced White Male  DWP Drunk While Posting  DWT Driving While Texting  DWTS Dancing With The Stars  DWU Don't Wait Up  DXC Deathcore (music style)  DYB Do Your Best Dumb Young B***h  DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear?  DYJ do your job  DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When...  DYK Did You Know  DYKE Lesbian  DYKWIM Do You Know What I Mean?  DYLM Do You Love/Like Me?  DYM Do You Mind Do You Mean  DYOR Do Your Own Research  DZ Drop Zone

E

 E Ecstasy  E&OE Errors and omissions excluded  E> Heart like <3  E-DATING Online dating  E-PEEN Online ego  E2EG Ear To Ear Grin  EA Electronic Arts  EABOD Eat A Bag Of Dicks  EAD Eat A Dick  EB Eyeball  EBCAK Error Between Chair And Keyboard  EBONY Dark skin tone  EBT Electronic Benefits Transfer  ECCHI Softcore Hentai  ECG Electrocardiogram  ECO Ecological Enconomical  ECT Misspelling of etc  ED Erectile Dysfunction  EDD Estimated Delivery Date  EDDRESS Email address  EDJ Energy Drink Junkie  EDM Electronic Dance Music  EEG Extremely Evil Grin  EEK Expression of surprise, distress  EEPROM Erasable EPROM  EF F**k  EFA Edited For Accuracy  EFF F***  EFFIN F***ing  EFG Epic Fail Guy  EG For example (exempli gratia) Evil Grin  EGL Elegant Gothic Lolita  EH What? Huh?  EL Chicago's elevated rail system  ELBOW A pound of marijuana  ELE Everybody Love Everybody  ELF Every Lady's Fantasy  ELITE Skillful, quality, professional  ELLO Hello  ELNS Eller noe sånt (or something like that - Norwegian)  ELOL Evil Laugh Out Loud  EM E-Mail Them  EMA E-mail Address  EMAW Every Man a Wildcat  EMCEE MC, Master of Ceremonies  EMFDYSI English, Mother F***ker! Do You Speak It?  EMO Emotional  EMOTICON Sequence of characters representing an emotion eg :)  EMS Emergency Medical Service  ENDZ Area where you live  ENNIT Expression of agreement  ENO Awesome, cool  ENT Isn't  EOC End Of Conversion  EOD End Of Discussion  EOE Equal Opportunity Employer  EOF End Of File  EOG End Of Grade  EOL End Of Lecture  EOM End Of Message  EOR End Of Rant  EOS End Of Show  EOT End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion)  EOTW End Of The World  EOTWAWKI End Of The World As We Know It  EP Extended Play  EPIC Extremely awesome  EPIC FAIL Total failure  EPIN Epic Win  EPROM Electronically Programmable ROM  EQ EverQuest (game)  EQE Easy Quick Efficient  ER Emergency Room Indicating hesitation  ERB Herb, Marijuana  ERK Irk, annoy  ERM Awkward conversation filler  ERP Erotic Role-Play  ESA European Space Agency  ESAD Eat S**t And Die  ESADMF Eat S**t And Die, Mother F***er  ESC Escape key  ESD Electro-Static Discharge  ESE Friend, homeboy (Hispanic)  ESH Donkey (Armenian)  ESKI Type of urban music  ESL English as Second Language  ESP Extra Sensory Perception  ESPN Entertainment and Sports Programming Network  ESRB Entertainment Software Rating Board  EST Eastern Standard Time Established  ET Extra Terrestrial  ETA Estimated Time of Arrival Edited to Add  ETC Et Cetera (and so on)  ETD Estimated Time of Departure  ETF Escape The Fate (band)  ETHERNET same as LAN  EU European Union  EUA End User Agreement  EUC Excellent Used Condition  EV Expected Value  EVT Ei Voi Tietää (Finnish for 'How Am I Supposed to Know')  EVVK Couldn't Care Less (Finnish)  EW Exclamation of disgust  EWBA Everything Will Be Alright  EX Former girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband etc  EXE Windows program file  EXP Experience points in games  EXPO Exposition, large-scale public exhibition  EXTRA Over the top, excessive  EY Hey  EYO Hey, yo(u)  EZ Easy  E_E Tired, exhausted