TCN GEM Sun Jul 31, 2011

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GEM

Sun Jul 31, 2011

06:00 IT IS WRITTEN HD WS PG

Cusco: City of Gold Religious programme.

06:30 LAW AND DISORDER 1958 Repeat WS G

Law And Disorder After a con-man's son becomes a barrister, he must retire to the coast and becomes involved in an ingenious smuggling racket.

Starring: Michael Redgrave, Robert Morley, Ronald Squire, Elizabeth Sellars

08:00 A STOLEN LIFE 1946 Repeat HD WS PG

A Stolen Life A sophisticated twin, about to divorce the man she and her sister both fought for, drowns in a storm and her sister takes her place.

Starring: Bette Davis, Glenn Ford, Walter Brennan, Dane Clark, Charlie Ruggles

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

10:15 JOSEPHINE AND MEN 1955 Repeat G

Josephine And Men The three romances of a determined young woman.

Starring: Glynis Johns, Peter Finch, Jack Buchanan, Donald Sinden

12:15 LADY L 1965 Repeat WS PG

Lady L

Lady L. is an elegant, elderly lady who recalls the past loves and lusty adventures she has lived through.

Starring: Sophia Loren, Paul Newman, David Niven

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Violence

14:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Dermott visits Singapores new multi-billion dollar playground - Sentosa Island. Discover some great day trips less than 2 hours from Perth and Brisbane. Plus Jules takes a tour looking at the lesser known parts of the Gold Coast, and join us on a scenic cruise along the great rivers of Europe.

15:00 GIGI 1958 Captioned Repeat WS G

Gigi Weary of the conventions of Parisian society, a rich playboy and a youthful courtesan-in-training enjoy a platonic friendship, but it may not stay platonic for long.

Starring: Leslie Caron, Maurice Chevalier, Louis Jourdan, Hermione Gingold, Eva Gabor

17:30 EXPERIENCE EUROPE WS G

Budapest to Vienna Join Carolyne Randoe. as she travels one of the great river cruises of the world on the Scenic Pearl starting from the historic city of Budapest to the picturesque Dutch capital Amsterdam.

18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Golden Moments (1) When Sophia announces she wants to live with her son Phil to help raise his children, the ladies look back at events of the last three years together.

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Somerleyton Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG Jean and Lionel are greeted by an unwelcome guest and a shocking announcement when they return home to London.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell 20:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG

Lionel, Jean, Judy, and Sandy are concerned when they hear noises from the empty house next door.

Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

20:30 ENEMY AT THE GATES 2001 Captioned Repeat WS M

Enemy At The Gates

Two Russian and German snipers play a game of cat-and-mouse during the Battle of Stalingrad.

Starring: Jude Law, Joseph Fiennes, Rachel Weisz, Bob Hoskins, Ed Harris, Ron Perlman

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language

23:15 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Red Sweater While Rachel ponders telling the unsuspecting dad about her pregnancy, Monica and Phoebe speculate about who might be the father. Meanwhile, Joey makes a gallant gesture.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

23:40 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Tells...

Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell her baby's father that he's going to be a daddy. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey fib about a gas leak to gain entry into the newlywed's apartment. Guest starring Mike Hagerty.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

00:05 ALFIE DARLING 1975 Repeat M

Alfie Darling

Alfie, our womanizing hero, now works as a truck driver and finally meets his match in the form of a sophisticated magazine editor named Abby. She's out of his league, and he's out of his element when she turns out to be as romantically ruthless as he is.

Starring: Joan Collins, Jill Townsend, Alan Price, Rula Lenska, Sheila White

Cons.Advice: Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

The Return Of Eli Rocque

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Mon Aug 1, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:00 ALIVE & COOKING Repeat WS G Alive and Cooking, Australia's hottest cooking show hosted by UK celebrity chef James Reeson. Filmed on location at some of the country's top food and wine regions as well as in James' kitchen.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Red Sweater While Rachel ponders telling the unsuspecting dad about her pregnancy, Monica and Phoebe speculate about who might be the father. Meanwhile, Joey makes a gallant gesture.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Rachel Tells...

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall Part 2 Eudora admits she stole Jessica's notes, but denies poisoning the apples she brought or murdering the detective who was following her.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 MUTINY ON THE BUSES 1972 Repeat WS PG

Mutiny On The Buses

When Stan transfers to a better paid job driving a special tours bus, his first run to a Safari Park turns into a disaster when the bus is invaded by animals, jeopardizing his career, his engagement to Suzy and his friendship with Jack.

Starring: Reg Varney, Doris Hare, Anna Karen, Michael Robbins

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

14:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Challenge Night Shelley Craft sets the couples a challenge to style a room for Belle Magazine. One couple suffer a family tragedy and have to call in reinforcements.

15:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG Chaos ensues as the couples try to coordinate tradesmen for their hallways and living rooms. Josh and Jenna cannot agree on the layout.

15:30 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG The hallway and living rooms are proving very difficult for all four teams. The sisters must learn some new skills as their plasterer drops out at the last minute.

16:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Challenge Night Scott Cam sets the couples a challenge with a very special celebrity host who sends one team straight to the doghouse.

17:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Room Reveal And Judging 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Videotape

Ross makes a shocking confession when trying to resolve an argument with Rachel. Guest starring Lisa Thornhill.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to discover Rachel's intentions for dating. Meanwhile, Chandler sabotages the promotion of a quirky co-worker.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 ZOO JUNIORS WS PG Animal babies are innocent, stir our hearts and awaken our protective instincts. We follow the zookeepers as they work to nurture the baby animals and chart their progress as they take their first steps in the Zoo.

20:00 GORILLA SCHOOL WS PG

'Gorilla School' follows the remarkable story of the release of captive-born gorillas back into the wild. Some of these gorillas were abandoned by their mothers and have been rescued and hand-reared at Howletts Wild Animal Park in Kent, England, from a very young age. Now they are ready to travel to Gabon in Africa to join the world's most successful Gorilla re-introduction programme.

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S LIFE OF 20:30 MAMMALS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Chisellers

Many rodents, like squirrels, carry away excess nuts one by one to bury them for eating later on. In the Mojave desert, the seeds of the plants are so tiny that kangaroo rats use special cheek pouches to carry enough seeds back to their burrows.

21:30 KITCHEN NIGHTMARES U.S.A. Captioned Repeat WS MA

Bazzini

Chef Ramsay visits Bazini, a restaurant in Ridgewood, NJ, with an identity crisis. Owner Paul Bazzini, former star Manhattan chef, has lost his passion and it is reflected in the food that he serves. Chef Ramsay will have to restore Pauls passion and implement new fresh ideas.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 SECRET DIARY OF A CALL GIRL HD WS MA There's a nasty shock in store for Belle when she arrives home from New York, which leaves her in fighting spirits. She unleashes the closet wrestler in her client and battles Charlotte for London escort supremacy.

Starring: Billie Piper

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:00 THE BIG C Repeat HD WS MA

Everything That Rises Cathy's decision to embark on a non-traditional treatment for her cancer leads her and Dr. Todd to the unconventional Bee Man (Liam Neeson). Meanwhile, Adam gets relationship advice from Sean.

Starring: Laura Linney, Oliver Platt

Cons.Advice: Very Coarse Language, Adult Themes

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Videotape

Ross makes a shocking confession when trying to resolve an argument with Rachel. Guest starring Lisa Thornhill.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

00:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to discover Rachel's intentions for dating. Meanwhile, Chandler sabotages the promotion of a quirky co-worker.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow 00:30 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall Part 2 Eudora admits she stole Jessica's notes, but denies poisoning the apples she brought or murdering the detective who was following her.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Golden Moments (1) When Sophia announces she wants to live with her son Phil to help raise his children, the ladies look back at events of the last three years together.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Roar Of The Hornet

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Videotape

Ross makes a shocking confession when trying to resolve an argument with Rachel. Guest starring Lisa Thornhill.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to discover Rachel's intentions for dating. Meanwhile, Chandler sabotages the promotion of a quirky co-worker.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

Appointment in Athens Jessica's old friend, Michael Hagarty, persuades her to play a part in his scheme to free a fellow agent from captivity.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 JUST DESSERTS 2003 Repeat HD WS G

Just Desserts When Marco Poloni and his family owned bakery starts to hit hard times he considers selling the bakery but instead enters a baking competition in order to raise funds and publicity to save his livelihood.

Starring: Lauren Holly, Costas Mandylor, Brenda Vaccaro

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Hammer Horror

Flynn's old flame guides him deep into the world of body art, heroin and murder.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Love Interrupted Nick's ex-girlfriend Sally arrives at Drovers Run with news that will shatter the newlyweds' happiness. Guest starring Kathryn Hartman and Craig McLachlan.

Starring: Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Aaron Jeffery, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Golden Moments (2)

More flashbacks. And of course Sophia doesn't move after all.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

And Ma Makes Three Dorothy and her boyfriend Raymond can't get a moment alone when Sophia gives new meaning to the term "three's a crowd" - even when a desperate Raymond asks Dorothy to accompany him to the Bahamas.

17:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Challenge Night 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Halloween Party Phoebe meets the friendly fiance of her flighty twin, Ursula - and is surprised to soon find herself attracted to him. Guest Stars Sean Penn.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Stain

Rachel is keen to find her own apartment, much to the pleasure and pain of Ross and Joey. Meanwhile, Monica is convinced that her new maid has stolen her jeans and will go to any lengths to prove it. Guest stars Sean Penn.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 INSIDE THE HUMAN BODY Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Hostile World (*Series Final*) Discover the ingenious ways that the human body defends itself against a hostile world - where sunlight shatters your DNA and each breath contains microbes that can kill you.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

20:50 FIREWALL 2006 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Firewall

Harrison Ford stars as a bank security expert whose speciality is designing theft-proof financial computer systems that never fail. However, when a ruthless criminal mastermind kidnaps his family, Ford is forced to find a flaw in his system and steal $100 million.

Starring: Richard Long, Paul Bettany, Harrison Ford, Virginia Madsen

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Halloween Party Phoebe meets the friendly fiance of her flighty twin, Ursula - and is surprised to soon find herself attracted to him. Guest Stars Sean Penn.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

23:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Stain

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

00:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Appointment in Athens Jessica's old friend, Michael Hagarty, persuades her to play a part in his scheme to free a fellow agent from captivity.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

01:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

Golden Moments (2)

More flashbacks. And of course Sophia doesn't move after all.

01:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS Repeat WS PG

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Lac Du Diable

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Halloween Party Phoebe meets the friendly fiance of her flighty twin, Ursula - and is surprised to soon find herself attracted to him. Guest Stars Sean Penn.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Stain

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

Seal of the Confessional

A parishioner's confession to a priest is confidential and nothing will make him break his oath.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 KILLER INSTINCT 2003 Repeat WS M

Killer Instinct Based upon the book and real-life story of FBI profiler Candice DeLong, Killer Instinct chronicles DeLong's pursuit of a serial killer who, after attacking her close friend, chooses her as his next victim.

Starring: Jean Smart, Robert Joy, Tanner Joy

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Frequent Violence, Sexual References

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

A Square Inside The Circle (*Return*) Chris sees some hot action when she goes undercover into the world of female boxing in pursuit of an underworld crime figure.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Twice Bitten Stevie suspects Kane's not as straight as he makes out, while more surprises from Sally are set to change Tess and Nick's lives forever. Guest stars Kathryn Hartman and Craig McLachlan.

Starring: Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Aaron Jeffery, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Larceny and Old Lace Dorothy becomes convinced that Sophia's new boyfriend Rocco is a gangster; Rocco charms Sophia into driving him to the bank, where he makes a speedy and substantial withdrawal.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Rose's Big Adventure

Rose tries to instil some life into her recently retired friend Al, who has barely stirred from his couch for months. 17:00 TOP DESIGN Captioned Repeat WS PG This weeks challenge is designing a rooftop garden. The contestants are split into four teams of two and each team has to work within a theme: Earth, Wind, Fire or Water.

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Stripper In an episode directed by David Schwimmer, Rachel is nervous about telling her short-tempered father about her pregnancy. Meanwhile, Monica's guilt lands Chandler in a situation he could never have dreamed of.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With The Rumour Monica invites a special friend to Thanksgiving Dinner, unaware of his true feelings. Meanwhile, Joey makes a promise he is determined to keep, no matter what the consequences. Guest stars Brad Pitt.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

20:00 GORILLA SCHOOL WS PG

20:30 JAYCEE DUGARD: IN HER OWN WORDS M

Jaycee Dugard: In Her Own Words

Diane Sawyer interviews Jaycee Dugard who was kidnapped at age 11 on her way to school by Phillip and Nancy Garrido and held captive for the next 18 years, during which time she was repeatedly abused and gave birth to two daughters. Phillip and Nancy Garrido have both recently been sentenced to life in prison. Jaycee first captivated the worlds attention 20 years ago when she disappeared as a child, and then again as a 29-year-old woman with two daughters when they were all remarkably discovered and freed.

21:30 THE PLEDGE 2001 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

The Pledge

Detective Jerry Black has made a promise he can't break, to catch a killer he can't find. He has made a pledge to the mother of a murdered girl to find the brutal killer. But how far will Jerry go to fulfil his promise? And at what cost? Starring: Jack Nicholson, Benico Del Toro, Patricia Clarkson, Vanessa Redgrave, Costas Mandylor, Mickey Rourke, Helen Mirren, Robin Wright, Sam Shepard

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

00:00 CONAN Repeat WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

01:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE Repeat WS PG

Seal of the Confessional

A parishioner's confession to a priest is confidential and nothing will make him break his oath.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

The Muskies Are Losing Their Teeth

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario. 05:30 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle. Thu Aug 4, 2011

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

The Grand Old Lady

When a famous mystery writer dies, Jessica recalls a 1947 case that the writer was personally involved in.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 AUDREY'S RAIN 2003 Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Audrey's Rain

Audrey Walker, a bitter middle-aged spinster is grudgingly forced to take care of her young niece and nephew after her sister's suicide. Audrey is supported by her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who, along with her new family, promise to bring the love and happiness back into her life.

Starring: Jean Smart, Richard Gilliland, Carol Kane

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Family Ties

Angie and Harris face every parent's nightmare when their son Josh falls victim to a child abduction ring.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

No Man's Land A cattle muster goes horribly wrong for the women of Drovers Run. Nick is torn between his love for Tess, and his obligations to Sally.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Mixed Blessing Dorothy's son Michael announces he is getting married. Dorothy can cope with the news that the bride is black, but she has trouble accepting that she is also twice Michael's age.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Mister Terrific

Kiddie-show host Mr. Terrific gets Dorothy a summer job as show adviser -- and then gets the axe thanks to following her advice. Meanwhile, Blanche copes with a moral dilemma when her newly purchases bed arrives and proves to be a much more expensive model than the one she paid for. 17:00 ZOO JUNIORS Repeat WS PG Animal babies are innocent, stir our hearts and awaken our protective instincts. We follow the zookeepers as they work to nurture the baby animals and chart their progress as they take their first steps in the Zoo.

17:30 GORILLA SCHOOL Repeat WS PG

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Monica's Boots Monica has trouble admitting that Chandler was right and suffers in silence. Meanwhile, celebrity-obsessed Phoebe goes to desperate measures to meet an idol. Guest stars Trudie Styler.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Step Forward Rachel starts feeling the hormonal effects of her pregnancy, while Ross becomes nervous when his new girlfriend, Mona shows him her Christmas cards.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 STANSTED: THE INSIDE STORY WS PG

Buckle up and prepare for takeoff as we go inside one of the biggest Airports in the UK and meet the characters who work behind the scenes 24/7 to ensure this busy travel hub runs smoothly. Plus, follow some of the 23 million passengers that jet off from this international airport every year and take a look at some of monster machines that keep the runway moving.

20:30 MY STRANGE ADDICTION HD WS PG

When Aprils fiancé gave her the ultimatum its me or the puppets April chose the puppets. Not only do the puppets go everywhere she goes, she practices with them 12 hours a day. The puppets allow April to express herself without consequences, but can she find a way to exist without them and live a more balanced life?

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

21:00 MY STRANGE ADDICTION HD WS PG Cyntrelle isn't a cleaning lady, but she spends 8 hrs every day aggressively scrubbing, washing and polishing her home while inhaling toxic fumes, leaving her with no time left in the day for a job or a social life.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M The doctors are back in Spain this week, warning tourists about holiday health hazards and casting their medically trained eyes over bodies that certainly arent sun-shy.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:30 SEVEN DEADLY SINS WS PG

Gluttony The sin of gluttony is examined in part two of this seven-part series exploring the seven capital vices, including their origin in religious teaching and history's worst perpetrators.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:30 CONAN Repeat WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow 01:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Step Forward Rachel starts feeling the hormonal effects of her pregnancy, while Ross becomes nervous when his new girlfriend, Mona shows him her Christmas cards.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

01:30 MY STRANGE ADDICTION Repeat HD WS PG

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

02:00 HOME SHOPPING WS G

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Milk Run

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

06:00 TODAY Captioned Live HD WS NA Join Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson as they bring you the latest in news, current affairs, sport, politics, entertainment, fashion, health and lifestyle.

09:30 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

10:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One With Ross's Step Forward Rachel starts feeling the hormonal effects of her pregnancy, while Ross becomes nervous when his new girlfriend, Mona shows him her Christmas cards.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

11:00 MURDER, SHE WROTE WS PG

The Error of Her Ways When the wife of a developer is accused of killing her husband and commits suicide, it leaves the whereabouts of his embezzled millions a mystery.

Starring: Angela Lansbury, William Windom, Jerry Orbach, Michael Horton, Richard Paul, Julie Adams

12:00 THREE HATS FOR LISA 1965 G

Three Hats for Lisa A musical chase around Swinging Sixties London, evading press and police as three young Cockneys take a day off work to meet a foreign movie star at Heathrow airport.

Starring: Sid James, Una Stubbs, Joe Brown, Sophie Hardy

14:00 STINGERS Captioned Repeat WS M

The River Of No Return Harris goes undercover as a translator for a Malaysian drug cartel and descends into a world of opium smoking and prostitution.

Starring: Peter Phelps, Gary Sweet, Jacinta Stapleton, Gigi Edgley

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

15:00 MCLEOD'S DAUGHTERS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

Little White Lies

The women of Drover's Run take on the big boys of the sheep industry at the annual Wool Expo.

Starring: Myles Pollard, Bridie Carter, Simmone Jade Mackinnon, Rachael Carpani

16:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Mother's Day Tales from Mother's Days past: Blanche visits her mother; Rose spends hours in a bus depot with a travelling mother; in a flashback to 1957, Sophia and Salvadore try to persuade Sophia's mother to move in with them.

16:30 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

Yes, We Have No Havanas Blanche and Sophia fall for the same man, smooth-talking Cuban Fidel Santiago, while Rose struggles to pass her high-school equivalency exam with Dorothy as her reluctant tutor.

17:00 THE BLOCK Captioned Repeat WS PG

Challenge Night 18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel and Joey are surprised by the outcome of a night out. Meanwhile, Chandler, Phoebe and Monica compete for the highest score on a video game machine.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Chandler Takes A Bath

As Joey agonises over his secret affection for Rachel, Monica's own suspicions cause a confusing romantic situation. Meanwhile, Ross and Rachel agree not to learn the sex of their unborn baby, but will the temptation be too much for Rachel?

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

19:00 THE ZOO Repeat WS G The Zoo takes you behind the scenes at Auckland Zoo, bringing you great stories about the animals and their keepers.

19:30 TOP DESIGN Captioned WS PG

The teams must create a room to complement the chair/seating they have chosen as their inspiration. But there is a surprise ahead for our designers.

20:30 SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE 2003 Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Something's Gotta Give

Divorced, successful playwright Erica has given up on finding a fulfilling romantic relationship. When her daughter visits with her ageing boyfriend Harry, Erica's plight as a mature, single woman come into stark focus. Harry exclusively dates young women, which infuriates Erica. Though initially they repel each other, things change when Harry has a heart attack and Erica comes to his aid. Stars Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton and Amanda Peet.

Starring: Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton, Keanu Reeves, Frank McDonald

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:15 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat HD WS PG

The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel and Joey are surprised by the outcome of a night out. Meanwhile, Chandler, Phoebe and Monica compete for the highest score on a video game machine.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Lisa Kudrow

23:40 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:35 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

02:05 A STOLEN LIFE 1946 Repeat HD WS PG

A Stolen Life A sophisticated twin, about to divorce the man she and her sister both fought for, drowns in a storm and her sister takes her place.

Starring: Bette Davis, Glenn Ford, Walter Brennan, Dane Clark, Charlie Ruggles

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

04:05 PRIVATE'S PROGRESS 1955 Repeat G

Private's Progress Satire on the off-limits activities of the wartime British army, involving a bungling private, some smuggling & even some spying.

Starring: Richard Attenborough, Dennis Price, Terry Thomas, Ian Carmichael Sat Aug 6, 2011

06:00 THREE HATS FOR LISA 1965 Repeat G

Three Hats for Lisa A musical chase around Swinging Sixties London, evading press and police as three young Cockneys take a day off work to meet a foreign movie star at Heathrow airport.

Starring: Sid James, Una Stubbs, Joe Brown, Sophie Hardy

08:00 BABY AND THE BATTLESHIP 1956 Repeat G

Baby And The Battleship After a mix-up with his fiancee's family, Seaman Able finds himself left literally, holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails, he enlists the help of his best mate to smuggle the child aboard.

Starring: John Mills, Richard Attenborough, Andre Morell

10:10 THE DANCING YEARS 1948 Repeat G

The Dancing Years

Gay Vienna, before the First World War; the perfect setting for rash, romantic promises. Composer Rudi Kleiber, penniless and unknown, befriends the schoolgirl niece of his landlady, and vows to propose to no-one until she is old enough to have first refusal.

Starring: Dennis Price, Patricia Dainton

12:20 WATERLOO BRIDGE 1940 Repeat PG

Waterloo Bridge On the eve of World War II, a British officer revisits Waterloo Bridge and recalls the young man he was at the beginning of World War I and the young ballerina he met just before he left for the front.

Starring: Vivien Leigh, Robert Taylor

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

14:35 QUO VADIS 1951 Repeat HD WS PG

Quo Vadis Recounts the sweeping saga of star-crossed lovers, General Marcus Vinicius and Lygia, whose love threatens to destroy them and Rome forever.

Starring: Robert Taylor, Deborah Kerr, Peter Ustinov

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

18:00 THE GOLDEN GIRLS WS PG

The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo

A study in contrast: a busy day for Sophia and a make-busy day for Blanche, Rose and Dorothy.

18:30 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW WS G Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed?

19:30 SECRET DEALERS Repeat WS PG

Presented by Kate Bliss. The series sees two family homes visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions. They then have to make the decision whether to sell their prized possessions.

20:30 CSI: NY Captioned HD WS M

Uncertainty Rules The CSIs investigate when four bodies are discovered in a hotel room and a friend of the victims' is found walking in a street covered in their blood and carrying an ax.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Cyber-Lebrity

Stalkers turn an innocent teenage swimming star into a sex symbol, putting her photos over the internet. 22:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat HD WS M

Ending Happy

When a has-been boxer is killer, the CSIs must establish which of several life threatening acts actually killed him.

Starring: Marg Helgenberger, Laurence Fishburne, George Eads

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

23:25 CONAN WS M Conan O'Brien hosts an hour of laughs with some of the biggest names in entertainment and music, with regular funny segments and musical acts.

00:20 PSYCHIC TV Live WS PG Connect with Australia's expert mediums, psychics and clairvoyants - live and interactive. Our team of specialist, hand selected psychics are ready and waiting for your call!

01:50 THAT'LL BE THE DAY 1974 Repeat WS M

That'll Be The Day Based on John Lennon's early years. A probe into a young man's torment in finding himself, complications with parental problems, lost jobs, gained and lost friendships, first love, and rock music.

Starring: Ringo Starr, James Booth, David Essex, Rosemary Leach

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

03:35 WATERLOO BRIDGE 1940 Repeat PG

Starring: Vivien Leigh, Robert Taylor

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

05:35 DISCOVER DOWNUNDER Repeat WS G

Jurien Bay to Geraldton WA

Western Australia is where youll find the extraordinary Turquoise Coast, and this week its where youll find Brooke Hanson and Tim Smith. Taking the Campervan from Jurien Bay to Geraldton, youll be amazed by what they discover&