Kwazulu-Natal Association Annual Lunch 2016

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Committee Members of the Kwa-Zulu Natal Branch of the BSAP Regimental Association : 2016 - 2017

Chairman & Trevor Wilson 031 716 8233 (h) 082 324 9796 Outpost Editor [email protected] Secretary Des Howse 031 762 1010 (h) 083 440 6740 PO Box 804, Linkhills 3653 [email protected] Treasurer Ethne Ayrton-White 031 762 4753 (h) 084 506 7393 [email protected] t Almoner Member Roy Gardener 031 765 4968(h) 072 478 2311 [email protected]

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Account Name : BSAP Regimental Association, Kwa Zulu Natal Branch

Bank : Nedbank Hillcrest Code 198765 Account No : 1338108638 Ref: Include your name, no and reason for payment eg – subs, dinner, donation, sponsorship, etc.

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STATION MEMBERS IN CHARGE

Durban North Iain Laing [email protected] 031 464 2842 083 778 7765

Durban West Des Howse [email protected]

Durban South Gerry Bowker [email protected] 031 916 1815 072 048 0988

South Coast Barry Woan [email protected] 039 312 2028 083 443 0533

Widows Laurette Hardie [email protected] 031 566 1392 083 691 2564 Co-ordinator

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KwaZula-Natal Station Notes:

KZN South Coast Function – 30th June 2016 8

Durban South Coast Braai – 20th July,2016 9

Durban North Coffee Morning - 14th September 2016 10

rd Durban West Braai – 23 October 2016 10 BSA POLICE MEMORABILIA Durban North Coffee Morning – 9th November 2016 13

It’s time to clear out that old trunk/box that’s been sitting in the garage Durban South Braai – 19th March 2017 14 all this time, taking up space, gathering dust and never opened - turn it th into cash!!!! KwaZulu-Natal Annual Lunch – 24 September 2016 18

KZN South Coast Christmas Lunch - 26th November 2016 25 I am willing to pay above a fair price for BSAP memorabilia, including uniforms, badges, buttons, Outposts, books, kit and equipment.

10% and more of all monies paid will be passed onto the Natal Branch of Memories of Ground Coverage – 8371 Colin Kerr 30 the BSAP Regimental Association as “commission.” The Landrover Defender – Rhodesia Railways Version – 26332 Manfred E Lotze 35

Please contact: Barry Woan Letters to the Editor 36 Cell: 083 443 0533 The London to Brighton Challenge – 6650 Peter Combes 41

Email: [email protected] Anti-Poaching Initiative Hluhluwe/Imfolozi - 8980 Duncan Paul 45

Msuna Zambesi Fishing Competition – October, 2016 48

Cover Photograph – The Gloriosa Superba known to most of us as the “Flame Lily”, Golden Wedding Anniversary – 7229 Des and Trish Howse 51 national flower of Rhodesia and Zimbabwe. Annual Wreath Laying Ceremony – 5th November 2016 53

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CHAIRMAN’S / EDITOR’S COMMENTS

Well here we go again with the next edition. Of course, the highlight of the past six months was the Annual Lunch which was another excellent function, according to the many members who enjoyed the camaraderie, good food, meeting old friends, the donated wine and on this occasion the speeches. (Thank goodness!) More of this, later. I certainly enjoyed meeting many members from the various corners of the KZN “empire” and from further afield. It was great to meet up with Alec Fraser, his wife and his brother. Alec and I go back many years to Salisbury Province and later we served on the Transvaal Association Committee before Linda and I decamped to KZN. It was also good to see Roger Brownlow up from Mthatha in the Eastern Cape on his annual pilgrimage to meet up with his fellow members, as well as to see Judge Hilary Squires with his quick wit and good memory for names and events. In fact to be honest it gave me a lot of pleasure to meet up with and chat to many of those present. After all, that is what these occasions are all about, my apologies to those that I didn’t get round to! The festive season and end of the year passed in a bit of a blur, but I’ll take this opportunity, however belated, to wish you well and hope you and yours are having a healthy, happy and peaceful year. Sadly, Bill Crabtree our revered Senior Member, had a fall last year along with a minor stroke which resulted in his being moved to frail care. His memory remained crystal clear, but the body was tired. We had a really great 100th celebration lined up for him in February, but this was not to be. Fortunately, I paid Bill a visit on the Saturday prior to his death when I suddenly had the feeling that I needed to go and see my old friend. He told me that he did not want to “hang around” just to be 100, when he was now unable to be active and stuck in frail care. True to his word, Bill passed away the next evening! He was always an epitome of a Senior Officer and Gentleman, a role model, always immaculate, friendly and an outstanding representative of our proud Force. Rest in Peace Bill, you will always be greatly missed, but remembered by all members of the KZN Association and many world-wide. Neil “Smudge” Smith had a prolonged and torrid time with his lymph cancer which was extremely debilitating and steadily took its toll. Smudge with his usual fortitude and in his inimitable manner, retained his sense of humour with an amazing memory and could still recall the names of most of the horses that we rode in Depot until a few weeks before the end. Smudge sadly passed away on the 12th of April 2017. His Memorial Service was held on the 21st April in the Inchanga Village Hall, with 5930 Roy Gardener officiating and well attended by members from across Natal to pay their respects, with a surprise visitor being Rusty Bye, from France. Smudge’s sons, Billy and Neil, spoke proudly of their Father, and I

CHAIRMAN’S / EDITOR’S COMMENTS gave the Eulogy for this special friend, a legend and icon of the B S A Police. I’m fairly sure that Smudge and Bill will now be sharing a milk stout or two together! Well here we go again with the next edition. Of course, the highlight of Roy Gardener’s illness which was previously behaving itself, has flared up and he has been in the past six months was the Annual Lunch which was another excellent and out of hospital over the last few months receiving blood transfusions. We are rooting function, according to the many members who enjoyed the camaraderie, for you Roy and sincerely hope that there is an improvement. Peter Arnold, who was our good food, meeting old friends, the donated wine and on this occasion previous Member i/c Durban South for many years and moved down to the Western Cape the speeches. (Thank goodness!) More of this, later. I certainly enjoyed Coast near Mossel Bay, has been undergoing cancer treatment and was recently admitted meeting many members from the various corners of the KZN “empire” to Hospital for major surgery. Peter is now recovering at home. Our thoughts and best and from further afield. It was great to meet up with Alec Fraser, his wife wishes are with all those suffering ill health. and his brother. Alec and I go back many years to Salisbury Province Stations have again committed to the usual functions throughout the year for members and and later we served on the Transvaal Association Committee before Linda and I decamped the schedule of events can be found at the back of the magazine. We look forward to to KZN. It was also good to see Roger Brownlow up from Mthatha in the Eastern Cape on seeing you there. his annual pilgrimage to meet up with his fellow members, as well as to see Judge Hilary In respect of matters more mundane, we are now into a new year and I would remind Squires with his quick wit and good memory for names and events. In fact to be honest it members that subs are now due and request that members please pay these promptly, gave me a lot of pleasure to meet up with and chat to many of those present. After all, that especially those with arrears. Your Association like any other body requires financial is what these occasions are all about, my apologies to those that I didn’t get round to! stability to ensure that members can be supported where necessary and that it can continue The festive season and end of the year passed in a bit of a blur, but I’ll take this opportunity, to flourish. Currently your committee, due to illness, etc, has been reduced to four however belated, to wish you well and hope you and yours are having a healthy, happy and functioning members and it is vital that younger members are prepared to stand for peaceful year. election at the AGM, to ensure the continued existence of the KZN Association. Please give Sadly, Bill Crabtree our revered Senior Member, had a fall last year along with a minor this matter some serious thought and action! It will also be proposed at the AGM that stroke which resulted in his being moved to frail care. His memory remained crystal clear, Members in Charge Stations should become “de facto” members of the KZN Committee. but the body was tired. We had a really great 100th celebration lined up for him in February, I have really enjoyed my years as the KZN Chairman and supporting our members, but have but this was not to be. Fortunately, I paid Bill a visit on the Saturday prior to his death when decided that I have served you for as long as I am able in the chair, and will be standing I suddenly had the feeling that I needed to go and see my old friend. He told me that he did down at the AGM, but will remain as the Editor and on the Committee. As always, I have to not want to “hang around” just to be 100, when he was now unable to be active and stuck tender my sincere thanks and appreciation to Ethne Ayrton-Whyte, our Treasurer, and Des in frail care. True to his word, Bill passed away the next evening! He was always an epitome Howse, our long serving loyal Secretary and Member i/c “Durban West”, as well as Robin of a Senior Officer and Gentleman, a role model, always immaculate, friendly and an Clark, our esteemed Auditor, without whom I would have had a few sleepless nights and the outstanding representative of our proud Force. Rest in Peace Bill, you will always be greatly KZN Association could not have effectively functioned, as well as my grateful thanks to Iain missed, but remembered by all members of the KZN Association and many world-wide. Laing and Barry Woan, Members i/c of “Durban North” and the “KZN South Coast” stations, Neil “Smudge” Smith had a prolonged and torrid time with his lymph cancer which was who also organise and motivate their respective functions (although members at the former extremely debilitating and steadily took its toll. Smudge with his usual fortitude and in his only have “refined” but enjoyable coffee mornings). Ed Bird has indicated that due to a inimitable manner, retained his sense of humour with an amazing memory and could still work commitment, he is standing down as Member i/c Durban South but our thanks must recall the names of most of the horses that we rode in Depot until a few weeks before the go to him for the functions that he has organised. Gerry Bowker has kindly agreed to take end. Smudge sadly passed away on the 12th of April 2017. His Memorial Service was held over as Member i/c Durban South, supported by his Wife Marie. Again our sincere thanks to on the 21st April in the Inchanga Village Hall, with 5930 Roy Gardener officiating and well you all, go well and stay safe. Trevor Wilson attended by members from across Natal to pay their respects, with a surprise visitor being

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Humour Corner I Had it All !!!

I chatted to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical and dental coverage." I felt really sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. “I just got released from prison”!

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Larry always has a smart answer

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I didn't like to see you standing there all by yourself!'

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mum?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. ‘What's the matter’, asked Larry ‘are you giving up?’

Larry's class were on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. “The detectives very badly want to arrest him”. Larry then asked, "Why didn't you keep him, when you took his picture? "

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy”. Larry, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the milkman wants to buy Mom .....”

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Humour Corner COMRADES I Had it All !!!

Larry always has a smart answer

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

Exercise - Walking 20 minutes a day can lengthen your life. This enables you, when you get to 85 to spend an additional 5 years in a nursing home which will cost you at least $7000 per month!

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KWAZULU-NATAL STATION NOTES

KZN South Coast : Function to welcome Brian and Rose Goddard

Standing left to right - Brian Goddard, Tony Clark (RAR) Ali Barr, Jamie McMillan, Dave Owen, Sakkie Mckay, Colin McMillan and Courtney Walton. Seated L/R Barry Woan, Denise Owen, Val McMillan, Rose Goddard and Noelle Hill (widow of Lt Col Pat Hill RLI)

[Sorry Barry, missed this one in the last Outpost and found it lurking amongst my many emails. Did you get Brian to complete membership forms? Don’t see him on the nominal roll! Ed.]

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A couple of laughs…..

Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - Darling, Honey, or Luv. What's the secret?" Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her!”

Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy anti-depression pills you need a proper prescription….. Simply showing a marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough".

KWAZULU-NATAL STATION NOTES DURBAN SOUTH BRAAI : 20TH July 2016

KZN South Coast : Function to welcome Brian and Rose Goddard

Standing from left, Trevor Wilson, Sakkie McKay, Des Howse, Jamie Macmillan & Ed Bird

Seated, Ken Joubert & Barry Woan

A gathering was held at the Woanery on the 30th June to welcome Brian and Rose Goddard who have just retired from Zambia and have settled here in Margate. Brian served in the BSA Police in the Midlands and in Support Unit. We welcome Rose and Brian to the South Coast and wish them a fabulous but I am not too sure if it will be a quiet retirement. It was also nice to see Jamie McMillan and his brother Colin (Police Reserve, Umtali) and his wife Val who all stay in Port Shepstone. Barry Woan Ed & Patsy Bird, Jill & Ed De Beer & Derek Lowe [Sorry Barry, missed this one in the last Outpost and found it lurking amongst my many emails. Did you get Brian to complete membership forms? Don’t see him on the nominal roll! Ed.] oooOOOooo

A couple of laughs…..

Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - Darling, Honey, or Luv. What's the secret?" Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her!”

Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy anti-depression pills you need a proper prescription….. Simply showing a marriage certificate and wife's picture is not Denise Owen, Tony Clark, Alan Anderson (RIC), Sakkie McKay, Joy Davis, Chris Driver and Dave Owen enough". This page sponsored by 6283 Nobby Clark 8 9

DURBAN NORTH COFFEE MORNING – 14th September 2016 Twelve merry members turned up on Wednesday 14th at Europa, including two "Brown Jobs" and Norman McNarry, who can't decide which side of the equator he lives. It was a lively cheerful meeting during which the problems of the world were all solved and, as usual, John Haswell came out with some more good jokes. It was great to see more people attending - perhaps after 4 years they know where the Europa is by now. The next gathering is on Wednesday 9th November 2016 – please join us.

Seated : Alan Cunningham; Norman McNarry; Rob Hay; Tony Coom; Jimmy Stewart and Patricia Manning. Standing : Jim Mayor; Iain Laing; Jock Knoetze; John Haswell; Mark Adams and Malcolm Webb

What a handsome bunch. Please note - 50% can still stand! Iain Laing

DURBAN WEST BRAAI : AUGUSTA : 23rd October 2016

Colin Rutherfoord, Terry Hemming, Nobby Clark and Dick Isemonger enjoying the smoke and the braai

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DURBAN NORTH COFFEE MORNING – 14th September 2016 On a rather damp day when the drizzle fortunately ceased long enough for those Twelve merry members turned up on Wednesday 14th at Europa, including two "Brown present to braai, a small gathering (due mostly to the weather and health problems) had a Jobs" and Norman McNarry, who can't decide which side of the equator he lives. It was a very cheerful and convivial gathering on the Augusta Club verandah. Sadly one of our stalwart supporters, Flik Bennett, Wife of Alan Bennett passed away the previous week, lively cheerful meeting during which the problems of the world were all solved and, as and they were sadly missed from our midst. We will all miss Flik’s warmth and friendliness, usual, John Haswell came out with some more good jokes. as well as her great sadza, delicious gravy and peri peri chicken livers and other goodies It was great to see more people attending - perhaps after 4 years they know where the which she produced. Our Hon Sec Des Howse was also unwell and we certainly missed his Europa is by now. The next gathering is on Wednesday 9th November 2016 – please join us. usual organisational skills and, of course, his and Trish’s company, although Derek Kerr jumped into the breach and managed to light up the rather “damp” braai to enable the meat to be cooked and enjoyed. Those present indicated that they thoroughly enjoyed the occasion and hopefully the future functions will be better supported!

Seated : Alan Cunningham; Norman McNarry; Rob Hay; Tony Coom; Jimmy Stewart and Patricia Manning. Standing : Jim Mayor; Iain Laing; Jock Knoetze; John Haswell; Mark Adams and Malcolm Webb

What a handsome bunch. Please note - 50% can still stand! Derek Kerr, Ethne Ayrton-White enjoying something! Robin Johnson and Dennis Wyatt doing the work! Iain Laing

DURBAN WEST BRAAI : AUGUSTA : 23rd October 2016

Colin Rutherfoord, Terry Hemming, Nobby Clark and Dick Isemonger enjoying the smoke and the braai Terry Hemming, Nobby Clark and Dick Isemonger “addressing the chops and steak”. Obviously serious business!

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Olga Brooks, Derek and Megan Kerr and Linda Wilson enjoying their lunch

Megan Kerr, Linda and Trevor Wilson, Nobby Clark, Colin Rutherfoord and Dick Isemonger “digging in”

Ethne Ayrton-White, Marian and Dennis Wyatt sampling the results of the braai

Those present were – 6781 Colin Rutherfoord, (5754) Ethne Arton-White, 6283 Nobby Clark, 5087 Robin and Pat Johnson, 7833 Derek and Megan Kerr, 5958 Dick Isemonger, 783 Terry Hemming and Olga Brooks, 8068 Dennis and Marian Wyatt and 5661 Trevor and Linda Wilson

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Signs …..

Olga Brooks, Derek and Megan Kerr and Linda Wilson enjoying their lunch

DURBAN NORTH COFFEE MORNING : WEDNESDAY 9th November, 2016

Megan Kerr, Linda and Trevor Wilson, Nobby Clark, Colin Rutherfoord and Dick Isemonger “digging in”

Sitting - Dick Isemonger, Piet Cloete, Malcolm Webb, Richard Wood, Alan Cunningham, Standing - Trevor Wilson, Jimmy Stewart, Norman McNarry and Jim Mayor

Some of the regular members didn’t pitch for the last “coffee morning” of the year at The Europa Restaurant at La Lucia Mall, however 9 members trickled in and as is always the case, when Association members get together, there was a lot of cheerful chat and catching up, and that was only with a couple of cups of coffee! Dick Isemonger and

the Chairman travelled down from the “Hill” and Norman McNarry also joined us as he Ethne Ayrton-White, Marian and Dennis Wyatt sampling the results of the braai was in Umhlanga for the SA summer from Ireland (lucky for some!). It was good to see everyone on what proved to be a very cheerful occasion. Trevor Wilson Those present were – 6781 Colin Rutherfoord, (5754) Ethne Arton-White, 6283 Nobby Clark, 5087 Robin and Pat Johnson, 7833 Derek and Megan Kerr, 5958 Dick Isemonger, 783 Terry Hemming and Those present were – 5958 Dick Isemonger, 8215 Malcolm Webb, 21795 Richard Wood, 5931 Alan Olga Brooks, 8068 Dennis and Marian Wyatt and 5661 Trevor and Linda Wilson Cunningham, 10083 Norman McNarry, 22968 Jim Mayor, 8842 Jimmy Stewart, Piet Cloete and 5661 Trevor Wilson. This page sponsored by 6578 Ken Mackay 12 13

DURBAN SOUTH BRAAI : Sunday 19th March, 2017

A “quizzical” Courtney Walton and a “worried” Noelle Hill

Rose Goddard and May Messina

Jill De Beer, Jock Knoetze and Malcolm Dale

A small but highly successful Braai was held at the Warner Beach Ski Boat Club on Sunday 19th March, hosted by Jock Knoetze and the management of the Ski Boat Club ( who kindly arranged the tables and lit the fires). Our grateful thanks.

Although arranged at short notice, twenty-one members and guests attended and was deemed a great success. We were supported by Eddie and Jill De Beer F/R, from the Flame Lily Association and other Durbanites such as Kevin Woods, Malcolm Dale, Peter and Leslie Harris (all the way from the North Coast).

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DURBAN SOUTH BRAAI : Sunday 19th March, 2017 Unfortunately the Chairman, Trevor Wilson, and Hon Sec, Des Howse, had to tender their apologies as they were un-available.

Gerry Bowker has kindly accepted the position as the new Member in Charge and the venue will in all likelihood be moving to the Moth Shell Hole, at Warner Beach.

Those in attendance were: 8679 Brian and Rose Goddard (Margate), May Messina (7129) (Uvongo), Joy Davis (8674) (Sea Park), Noelle Hill, Widow of Lt Col Pat Hill.(Munster), 8157 Barry Woan (Ramsgate), 6233 Courtney Walton (Marina Beach), 5774 Dave and Denise Owen (South Port), 9435 Jamie McMillan (Port Shepstone), 7639 Jock Knoetze (Durban), Alan and Margie Anderson (Army) (Shelly Beach), 6088 Gerry and Marie Bowker (Winkelspruit), 44025X Eddie and Jill De Beer (Scottburgh), 8181 Malcolm Dale, (Brighton Beach), 8558 Peter and Leslie Harris A “quizzical” Courtney Walton and a “worried” (Durban North), and 8531 Kevin Woods (Durban). Noelle Hill

Rose Goddard and May Messina

Jill and Eddie De Beer, Leslie Harris, Alan and Margie Anderson

Jill De Beer, Jock Knoetze and Malcolm Dale

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Jamie McMillan, Denise and David Owen, Jill Davis and Barry Woan

Gerry and Marie Bowker and Jock Knoetze

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Sorry you’ve failed! OK, up a bit more, nearly got it!

Irish Corner…….

Paddy’s wife comes home late one night from being out of town on business. She quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four feet sticking out instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts belting the blanket as hard as she can.

After a number of healthy hits and still seething, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband sitting there, reading a magazine.

“Hi Darlin,” he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom”. Did you say, ‘Hello’ to them?”

An Irish painter

Jamie McMillan, Denise and David Owen, Jill Davis and Barry Woan An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, whilst not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Miltown Malbay, in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.

One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the nude. This being the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no object, in fact, and she was willing to pay up to 10,000 pounds.

Murphy not wanting to get into any marital strife, asked her to wait while he went into the house to confer with Mary, his wife. They talked much about the rightness and wrongness of it. It was hard to make the decision but finally his wife agreed, on one condition. Gerry and Marie Bowker and Jock Knoetze In a few minutes he returned to the lovely lady. "T'would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said, "The wife says it's okay if I'll paint you in the nude all right, but I have to at least keep oooOOOooo me socks on, so I have somethin’ to wipe me brushes on".

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Irish Lass Customer : “ Could I be trying on that dress in the window Missus?” Shopkeeper : “I’d prefer that you use the dressing room”.

Slaney phoned the Maternity Ward at the Hospital. “Quick!” he said. “Send an ambulance, my wife is goin’ to have a baby!” “Tell me, is this her first baby?” the Intern asked. “No this is her husband Kevin speakin”.

My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life and then once a week parishioners come in to tell you the details and highlights of theirs!

Mrs Feeney shouted from the kitchen, “Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantelpiece?” “No” said himself, “but I’m getting’ closer all the time”. Sorry you’ve failed! OK, up a bit more, nearly got it!

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BSAP KWAZULU-NATAL ASSOCIATION ANNUAL LUNCH 2016

The “Welcome Committee” - Des Howse, Ethne A-White and Dave Anstey The Bonne Chance Restaurant at Le Domaine Estate, Hillcrest, was once again the venue for our thoroughly enjoyable Annual Lunch on Saturday 24 September 2016, attended by one hundred and fifteen members, wives and guests. The Restaurant, as usual, did us proud and provided an excellent meal with many compliments subsequently received from those attending. Our Speaker this year was Rhett Gardener, brother of Committee member Roy Gardener, an advocate with three Law Degrees from Rhodesia, South Africa and the UK, whose impressive CV includes having served with the Rhodesian Air Force and was, amongst many other things, a Rhodesian diver, so Rhett had lots in common with Smudge Smith, Ian Penberthy, Bill Linfield and Rex Killick (the well-known magistrate) amongst others. Rhett’s speech was informative and humorous with members being able to relate to his many experiences of the Force, its members and of course Rhodesia in general. Unfortunately, due to ill-health, our senior member Bill Crabtree and Smudge Smith were not able to be with us, but we were able to welcome a number of “out-of-towners”, particularly Roger Brownlow from Mthatha, Peter Dewe from Kimberley, Alec & Eileen Fraser from Johannesburg and, of course, Barry Woan with his South Coast Station members (aka the Margate Mob). We were also pleased to see a good number of our widows at the Lunch, many of whom commented on how much they had enjoyed being there. Fortunately another well-known senior member, Hilary Squires, not only a previous Minister of Law and Order, but a long serving Police Reservist, was able to be present and as always it was great to see him, with his sharp wit and great memory. Unfortunately Coralie Squires had taken a tumble a day or two before and could not accompany Hilary, but has since fully recovered.

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BSAP KWAZULU-NATAL ASSOCIATION ANNUAL LUNCH 2016

The “Welcome Committee” - Des Howse, Ethne A-White and Dave Anstey

The Bonne Chance Restaurant at Le Domaine Estate, Hillcrest, was once again the venue for Jim Ware piping the Speaker, Rhett Gardener and members to lunch our thoroughly enjoyable Annual Lunch on Saturday 24 September 2016, attended by one hundred and fifteen members, wives and guests. The Restaurant, as usual, did us proud As always Trish Howse and Linda Wilson put a lot of hard work into the very attractive table and provided an excellent meal with many compliments subsequently received from those decorations whilst Dennis Wyatt and John Haswell were ‘on form’, as usual, as MC and attending. “Reply” Speaker respectively. John kept everyone in “stitches” and he seems to improve with age, at least his speeches do, you understand! This was another most enjoyable and Our Speaker this year was Rhett Gardener, brother of Committee member Roy Gardener, cheerful Lunch with lots of catching up with friends from near and far, with some members an advocate with three Law Degrees from Rhodesia, South Africa and the UK, whose already wanting to book their places for next year’s function! As always our sincere thanks impressive CV includes having served with the Rhodesian Air Force and was, amongst many go to Peter Shattock for taking the excellent photographs. other things, a Rhodesian diver, so Rhett had lots in common with Smudge Smith, Ian Penberthy, Bill Linfield and Rex Killick (the well-known magistrate) amongst others. Rhett’s speech was informative and humorous with members being able to relate to his many experiences of the Force, its members and of course Rhodesia in general. Unfortunately, due to ill-health, our senior member Bill Crabtree and Smudge Smith were not able to be with us, but we were able to welcome a number of “out-of-towners”, particularly Roger Brownlow from Mthatha, Peter Dewe from Kimberley, Alec & Eileen Fraser from Johannesburg and, of course, Barry Woan with his South Coast Station members (aka the Margate Mob). We were also pleased to see a good number of our widows at the Lunch, many of whom commented on how much they had enjoyed being there. Fortunately another well-known senior member, Hilary Squires, not only a previous Minister of Law and Order, but a long serving Police Reservist, was able to be present and as always it was great to see him, with his sharp wit and great memory. Unfortunately Standing - Hazel and Mike Williams, Fred and Carrol Schmidt Coralie Squires had taken a tumble a day or two before and could not accompany Hilary, Seated - Flik Bennett, Nancy and John Carroll and Alan Bennett but has since fully recovered.

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Standing – Ken Joubert, Noelle Hill,Courtney Walton, Jill Davis, David and Denise Owen Seated – Keith Douche, Barry Woan, (looking suprised!) May Messina and Sakkie McKay

Standing from left, Roy Gardener, Lindsay Mason, Jill and Eddie De Beer and Fred Mason, Seated – Pauline Gardener and Hilary Squires

Standing - Colin and Linda Kerr, Dot and Bill Du Plessis Seated - Jenny Bryson, June Vincent and Laurette Hardie

Those attending the Lunch were : 9169 Dave ANSTEY, Ethne AYRTON-WHITE, 8242 Alan & Flik BENNETT, Denzil & Pam BRADLEY, 7923 Bill & Ann BRAINE, 6785 Roger BROWNLOW, Jenny BRYSON, Joyce BUNTON, 6519 John & Nancy CARROLL, 5283 Nobby & Natascha CLARK, 6030 Robin & Pauline CLARK, 5826 Nigel CUERDEN, 5931 Alan CUNNINGHAM, Joy Davis, 7677 Peter DEWE, Eddie & Jill De BEER, 6170 Graham & Betty DE WIT, Doreen DE WITT, 6817 Keith DOUCHE, 7706 Chris DRIVER, Bill & Dot DU PLESSIS, WP 71 Louise FORD, 6145 Alec & Eileen FRASER, 5930 Roy & Pauline GARDENER, Rhett GARDENER (Guest Speaker), 7543 Pete & Elsa GATLAND, 7382 John GRAY, Shelagh HAMILTON, Laurette HARDIE, Gordon HASLEWOOD, 5874 Garth HATTON, 6187 John & Yvonne HASWELL, 7832 Terry HEMMING & Olga BROOKS, Noelle HILL, 7229 Des & Trish HOWSE, 8436 Brian & Jenny HUTCHINSON, John & Lorna HYLAND, 5087 Robin & Pat JOHNSON, 9131 Ken JOUBERT, 8371 Colin & Linda KERR, 7033 Derek & Megan KERR, 7639 Jock KNOETZE, 6253 Iain & Rene LAING, 6454 John & WP91 Chris LEES, John LUCAS, 6659 Peter LYES, 6872 David & Maddy LYNN, 5480 Scotty & Felicity MACAULAY, 5934 Fred & Lindsay MASON, 6019 Sakkie McKAY, May MESSINA,

Standing – Ken Joubert, Noelle Hill,Courtney Walton, Jill Davis, David and Denise Owen 6759 John MILLER, 7302 Dennis MORAN & Janice McKENZIE, 5774 Dave & Denise OWEN, Sue PAINTING, 8980 Duncan & Doreen PAUL, 8276 Brian PERKINS, 6911 Fred & Carol SCHMIDT, Peter SHATTOCK, 5749 Seated – Keith Douche, Barry Woan, (looking suprised!) May Messina and Sakkie McKay Paul & Heather SHEWELL, 4254 Smudge SMITH, Hilary SQUIRES, 5842 Derek & Doris STARR, WP73 Shirley SWIFT & Colin BURNESS, 8594 Hugh & Denis TEMPLE, 5760 Malcolm & Jean TORRANCE, June VINCENT, 6467 Butch & Hilary VON HORSTEN, 6233 Courtney WALTON, Jim & Suzanne WARE, 6484 Mike & Hazel WILLIAMS, 5661 Trevor & Linda WILSON, 5268 Malcolm & Daphne WILTSHIRE, 8157 Barry WOAN, 8068 Dennis & Marian WYATT, 8980 Duncan (Porky) and Doreen Paul.

[Sadly two of the long serving members of the KZN Natal Association who attended the Annual Lunch, past Chairman 6170 Graham De Wit, and Flik, wife of 8242 Alan Bennett, passed on to higher service, whilst the magazine was being put together. They will be sadly missed. Our sincere condolences go to Betty and to Alan and families. ]

Standing from left, Roy Gardener, Lindsay Mason, Jill and Eddie De Beer and Fred Mason, Seated – Pauline Gardener and Hilary Squires

Standing - Alan Cunningham, John Lucas, Peter Lyes, Iain Laing

Standing - Colin and Linda Kerr, Dot and Bill Du Plessis Seated - Renee Laing, Eileen and Alec Fraser Seated - Jenny Bryson, June Vincent and Laurette Hardie

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Standing - Jim Ware and Derek Starr. Seated - Doris Starr, Joyce Bunton and Shelagh Hamilton

Standing – Roger Brownlow, Peter Dewe and John Gray Seated – Jenny and Brian Hutchinson, Hilary and Butch Von Horsten, Duncan and Doreen Paul

The MC : Dennis Wyatt Rhett Gardener with a tall story John Haswell with the reply

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Standing - Jim Ware and Derek Starr. Seated - Doris Starr, Joyce Bunton and Shelagh Hamilton

Standing – Yvonne and John Haswell, Peter Gatland Seated – Olga Brooks, Terry Hemming and Elsa Gatland

Standing – Roger Brownlow, Peter Dewe and John Gray Seated – Jenny and Brian Hutchinson, Hilary and Butch Von Horsten, Duncan and Doreen Paul

“Supporting the Flag”, Duncan Paul and Sakkie McKay. Standing - Butch Von Horsten, Keith Douche, Barry Woan, Brian Hutchinson, Hilary Squires, Alan Bennett, Fred Mason and Chris Driver

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Eddie De Beer, Brian Perkins and Chris Driver

As a finale, Des Howse sang his rendition of Graham De Witt

“ Matabeleland” which received much acclaim!

Lindsay Mason and Bill du Plessis happy beer raffle winners

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KZN SOUTH COAST ANNUAL CHRISTMAS LUNCH : 26th November 2016

Eddie De Beer, Brian Perkins and Chris Driver

Standing – Hank Bresler (BSAP), Lynn Heales, Carol and Callie Van Loggerenberg, Toi Prinsloo, Wally Heales, Jaynene Coward, Koos Prinsloo, Brian Coward (MOTHS) and Sakkie McKay (BSAP) Seated – Courtney Walton, Fred Mason, Barry Woan, Trevor Wilson, Des Howse, Nobby Clark and Dave Lynn The South Coast Station held their Christmas Lunch on a beautiful sunny day on the 26th November 2016, attended by 104 members, friends and family.

Guests sat down to a fantastic Christmas lunch of gammon, beef and chicken roasts with all As a finale, Des Howse sang his rendition of Graham De Witt the trimmings, followed by a selection of two puds, all laid on by the Cinder City Moths, “ Matabeleland” which received much acclaim! headed by the Old Bill and the entertainment team led by Brian and Jay.

Members came from all over South Africa with the Transvaal Association represented by Derek Rausch (who also kindly donated 30 bottles of wine for the tables) along with Gavin Cooper, Tony and Yvonne Merris , Gus and Brenda Alberston. Pietermaritzburg was represented by their Chairman, Alan Bennett, Hank Bresler, Pete and Cindy Allenby, Rick Wentzel and Hugh and Denise Temple, and Durban by our Chairman, Trevor Wilson, Secretary Des Howse, Dave Lynn, Tony Clark (RAR), John and Yvonne Haswell, Laurie Wasserman, Kevin Woods, Trevor Rhode (SAPS) Fred and Lindsay Mason, Nobby Clark, Ken Joubert and all the way from Mthatha, our great South Coast supporter, Roger Brownlow.

Also in attendance from Durban was Peter Shattock, who did a marvellous job of being our Lindsay Mason and Bill du Plessis happy beer raffle winners official photographer and his two guests Gordon Haslewood and Marlene Camps.

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What was really encouraging was the attendance of some of our “new recruits”, former Inspector Brian and Rose Goddard (recent arrivals from Zambia) and former Police Reservists Stan and Francis Park, Stuart and Barbara Holmes and Dave and Alaine Lyall, our “Jolly Widows”, May Messina, Joy Davis, Sharin Pretorius (Dolby) , Wendy and John Dolby (daughter and son of the late John), Jill Lavender, Noelle Hill and Dawn Broom, all ably “controlled” by our Senior man Peter Huson and his wife Robyn.

After a short welcoming speech by yours truly, our Chairman Trevor Wilson officially opened the function. Prizes were donated by many of those in attendance, too many to acknowledge here (a huge thank you to you all). These were later raffled and others were auctioned by our ever popular Auctioneer Tony Clark (RAR) Brown Jobs always had the “Gift of the Gab”. Also a very big thank you to our Team down here who did a spectacular job, Dave and Denise Owen, Brian and Jenny Hutchinson, Ali Barr, Sakkie McKay, Courtney Walton, Joy Davis and Steve Worral Clare (who painstakingly makes special prizes to Kevin Woods and Peter Huson raffle) and to the entire Moths Team who go out of their way to do up the tables beautifully, cook and serve a sumptuous meal and run an efficient bar which keeps the party “ticking”, metaphorically speaking of course. Our next Luncheon will be on the 3rd June 2017…see you all and others then. Those in attendance: 10185 Derek Rausch, 8157 Barry Woan, 6019 Sakkie McKay, 5774 Dave and Denise Owen, 8053 Gus and Brenda Alberston, 7717 Tony and Yvonne Merris, 8212 Ali and Ann Barr, 8426 Brian and Jenny Hutchinson, 8679 Brian and Rose Goddard, 5663 Peter and Robyn Huson, Pam Powell (Guest) , 7249 Pete and Cindy Allenby, 203365 Henry and Lorrain Arlow, PR Angus Spence, 7167 Peter Long, Geraldine Ractliffe (Guest), (7129) May Messina, (5251) Sharin Pretorius, 6785 Roger Brownlow, 6467 Butch and Hilary Von Horsten, 8432 Arthur and Sandy McKenzie, 203096 F Jill Lavender, PR Stuart and Barbara Holmes, 7616 Myles and Trish Cunnison, 8194 Rick Wentzel, 9433 Jamie McMillan, 2301139 PR Gordon Haselwood, Marlene Camps (Guest), PR Peter Shattock, Wendy Allan and John Dolby (family of late John) 7522 Steve and Tina Worral Clare, 6230 Buddy and Janet Charsley and daughter Karin Page, 76318 PR Gibb and Nerina Hendry, Alan and Margi Anderson (Army RIC), Tony Clark (RAR), PR Stan and Francis Park, 5794 Jack and Muriel Parker, 5934 Fred and Lindsay Mason, 44504 PR Mike and Maddie Linton, 8078 Roger and Michelle Humphrey, PR Dave and Alaine Lyall, (8674) Joy Davis, 9131 Ken Joubert, PR Dalton and Julie Cornwall, PR Richard and Cherry Maxwell, 7026 Stretch Hughes, 7033 Hank Bresler, 8242 Alan Bennett, 7229 Des Howse, 6872 Dave Lynn, 5661 Trevor Wilson, 6283 Nobby Clark, 7959 Ray and Geri Hoggins, 6817 Keith Douche, Fred Potgieter (Army), 7675 Bob and Wendy Bishop, 9313 Laurie Wasserman, Trevor Rode (SAPS), 8332 Chris Cumming, 7790 Mike Lambourne, 6187 John and Yvonne Haswell, 7382 John Gray, 5156 Peter Gibson and (6363) Kathy Mumford, Deks Zunker (Guest), 6233 Courtney Walton, Lorraine Fitzgerald (Guest), Dawn Broom (Widow), Noelle Hill, (Widow of Lt Col Pat Hill), 9432 Gavin Cooper, 8521 Kevin Woods, 8594 Hugh and Denise Temple.

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After a short welcoming speech by yours truly, our Chairman Trevor Wilson officially opened the function. Prizes were donated by many of those in attendance, too many to acknowledge here (a huge thank you to you all). These were later raffled and others were auctioned by our John Gray, Gavin Cooper, Chris Cumming, Mike Lambourne, Miles Cunnison and Dave Owen ever popular Auctioneer Tony Clark (RAR) Brown Jobs always had the “Gift of the Gab”. Also a very big thank you to our Team down here who did a spectacular job, Dave and Denise Owen, Brian and Jenny Hutchinson, Ali Barr, Sakkie McKay, Courtney Walton, Joy Davis and Steve Worral Clare (who painstakingly makes special prizes to Kevin Woods and Peter Huson raffle) and to the entire Moths Team who go out of their way to do up the tables beautifully, cook and serve a sumptuous meal and run an efficient bar which keeps the party “ticking”, metaphorically speaking of course. Our next Luncheon will be on the 3rd June 2017…see you all and others then. Those in attendance: 10185 Derek Rausch, 8157 Barry Woan, 6019 Sakkie McKay, 5774 Dave and Denise Owen, 8053 Gus and Brenda Alberston, 7717 Tony and Yvonne Merris, 8212 Ali and Ann Barr, 8426 Brian and Jenny Peter Huson, Fred Brown, Pam Powell, Stuart Holmes, Robyn Huson and Barbara Holmes Hutchinson, 8679 Brian and Rose Goddard, 5663 Peter and Robyn Huson, Pam Powell (Guest) , 7249 Pete and Cindy Allenby, 203365 Henry and Lorrain Arlow, PR Angus Spence, 7167 Peter Long, Geraldine Ractliffe (Guest), (7129) May Messina, (5251) Sharin Pretorius, 6785 Roger Brownlow, 6467 Butch and Hilary Von Horsten, 8432 Arthur and Sandy McKenzie, 203096 F Jill Lavender, PR Stuart and Barbara Holmes, 7616 Myles and Trish Cunnison, 8194 Rick Wentzel, 9433 Jamie McMillan, 2301139 PR Gordon Haselwood, Marlene Camps (Guest), PR Peter Shattock, Wendy Allan and John Dolby (family of late John) 7522 Steve and Tina Worral Clare, 6230 Buddy and Janet Charsley and daughter Karin Page, 76318 PR Gibb and Nerina Hendry, Alan and Margi Anderson (Army RIC), Tony Clark (RAR), PR Stan and Francis Park, 5794 Jack and Muriel Parker, 5934 Fred and Lindsay Mason, 44504 PR Mike and Maddie Linton, 8078 Roger and Michelle Humphrey, PR Dave and Alaine Lyall, (8674) Joy Davis, 9131 Ken Joubert, PR Dalton and Julie Cornwall, PR Richard and Cherry Maxwell, 7026 Stretch Hughes, 7033 Hank Bresler, 8242 Alan Bennett, 7229 Des Howse, 6872 Dave Lynn, 5661 Trevor Wilson, 6283 Nobby Clark, 7959 Ray and Geri Hoggins, 6817 Keith Douche, Fred Potgieter (Army), 7675 Bob and Wendy Bishop, 9313 Laurie Wasserman, Trevor Rode (SAPS), 8332 Chris Cumming, 7790 Mike Lambourne, 6187 John and Yvonne Haswell, 7382 John Gray, 5156 Peter Gibson and (6363) Kathy Mumford, Deks Zunker (Guest), 6233 Courtney Walton, Lorraine Fitzgerald (Guest), Dawn Broom (Widow), Noelle Hill, (Widow of Lt Col Pat

Hill), 9432 Gavin Cooper, 8521 Kevin Woods, 8594 Hugh and Denise Temple. Muriel and Jack Parker, Lindsay and Fred Mason and Hank Bresler Barry Woan This page sponsored by 6578 Ken Mackay

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Member i/c Barry Woan Pete Long Dave Lyall McLaren

Peter Allenby and Brian Hutchinson

Yvonne and John Haswell and Butch Von Horsten

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Denise Owen, Lorraine Fitzgerald, Dawn Broom and Courtney Walton Member i/c Barry Woan Pete Long Dave Lyall McLaren

Peter Allenby and Brian Hutchinson

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MEMORIES OF GROUND COVERAGE : 8371 Colin Kerr

“Patrol Officer Kerr, stop what you are doing and come through to my office”. The voice of the Member in Charge, Penhalonga, (6714) Inspector “Tiff” Robert Roy Thomson (the late), had an authorative tone. The order was immediately obeyed, seeing it came from the Member i/c. “I need to speak to you about setting up a PLATFORM TEAM”. He pointed out that as there were an alarming number of school children suddenly disappearing from schools within the patrol areas of Juliasdale (Inyanga) and Penhalonga, part of which included the Honde Valley within its boundary and required me to set up a Platform Team to cover these areas. Thus began my long stretch of service in Ground Coverage. Due to the mammoth nature of the exercise to identify the families who had lost children and where they had gone missing from in this huge area, it was no wonder that Inspector Thomson's parting words were “ SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS TIME, HAVE A GOOD PATROL”. The whole operation, in it's infancy, was for me to take a team of six African Police Constables into the Honde Valley, set up camp (tents) and conduct a comprehensive exercise together with Internal Affairs from Juliasdale, calling together the locals in allocated areas through the help of the local Headman to meeting places such as familiar schools and stores. Internal Affairs District Assistant Jeff Higgs, through Chuck Fowler the District Commissioner Inyanga, performed an incredible task in managing to muster together thousands of tribesman and their respective families with precise accuracy, co-ordinating dates, times and places for such meetings to take place. The normal initial procedure at such a gatherings would be to separate the families into groups by the area Headman, then into groups whose areas were covered by local clinics or schools and record these details. Once this was achieved, a further grouping was defined, narrowing down the exact schools, where pupils had gone missing and identifying the Principals and Teachers from these schools. After this it was necessary to record statements from the parents, who were just as concerned as to what had happened to their children as were the various Govt authorities, and readily gave all the necessary relevant information. The process included documenting the names, age, sex, of the various children, as well as the date of registration at the various schools and which Chief/ Headman the school fell under. Further details included the full tribal particulars of the parents, clinic attendances of the child (if relevant), closest store/ mission/church, etc. This was done in order to attempt to fully ensure the identity of the said missing child and the date and time the child had gone missing plus where and when the child was last seen, and if he/she disappeared from school, during the daylight hours or during hours of darkness. Obviously it was established if the school was a boarding or day school. Gathering all of the details proved to be a mammoth task to say the very least, and the Member i/c’s parting words, could not have been further from the truth. The “Platform Team” task started in October 1971, and such was the scale of the exercise that it progressed to Internal Affairs building a “ Rest Camp” at Ruda, which consisted of a Charge Office, Member In-charges Office, another for Patrol Officers, a mess, African quarters, cell block (six cells), generator room and air strip. Needless to say my

MEMORIES OF GROUND COVERAGE : 8371 Colin Kerr TWO week stint turned into TWO years of hard graft, not only running the station but Ground Coverage as well. I often used to curse, but in reality I loved every minute of my “Patrol Officer Kerr, stop what you are doing and come through to my time there, albeit being pretty “hairy” at times. office”. The voice of the Member in Charge, Penhalonga, (6714) Obviously a great deal of the day to day running of the station was delegated to the Inspector “Tiff” Robert Roy Thomson (the late), had an authorative 2i/c as my ultimate responsibility was focused on the Intelligence gathering effort. Rightly or tone. The order was immediately obeyed, seeing it came from the wrongly, this was how the Ruda Base performed. Member i/c. “I need to speak to you about setting up a PLATFORM On a daily basis at 06h00, the Ground Coverage teams, TEAM”. He pointed out that as there were an alarming number of of two Constables, met in my Office. All dressed in civilian school children suddenly disappearing from schools within the patrol clothes, of their own choice, this being left to their own areas of Juliasdale (Inyanga) and Penhalonga, part of which included discretion. (There are no rules when patrolling as a Police the Honde Valley within its boundary and required me to set up a Officer in plain clothes, in areas where the terrorists were also Platform Team to cover these areas. Thus began my long stretch of service in Ground playing!!!!!!) A comprehensive briefing was given to all teams Coverage. Due to the mammoth nature of the exercise to identify the families who had lost concerned, with the focus being on them gaining as much children and where they had gone missing from in this huge area, it was no wonder that factual information from their respective informers and Inspector Thomson's parting words were “ SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS TIME, HAVE A contacts in the field as possible. GOOD PATROL”. The whole operation, in it's infancy, was for me to take a team of six African Police Colin after a couple of years in G.C. Constables into the Honde Valley, set up camp (tents) and conduct a comprehensive exercise Each team had one objective in mind - get as much information as possible but do it together with Internal Affairs from Juliasdale, calling together the locals in allocated areas discreetly and objectively as possible, without blowing their cover or that of the informer and through the help of the local Headman to meeting places such as familiar schools and stores. report back as accurately as possible. All briefings were recorded on the SB LOG sheet and Internal Affairs District Assistant Jeff Higgs, through Chuck Fowler the District formed a permanent record. All briefings were done utilizing the stations 1:250,000 area Commissioner Inyanga, performed an incredible task in managing to muster together map. Then a check of note books, P.I. Pistols, ammunition, and money to pay for thousands of tribesman and their respective families with precise accuracy, co-ordinating information obtained where relevant was carried out and then we were ready to deploy. dates, times and places for such meetings to take place. The normal initial procedure at such The teams would then board the mine protected Land Rover. I would drive, whilst a gatherings would be to separate the families into groups by the area Headman, then into the teams were huddled in the rear under a tarpaulin. The more senior members were groups whose areas were covered by local clinics or schools and record these details. permitted to sit upfront (thank the Lord I was not a Constable)! We deployed into the areas Once this was achieved, a further grouping was defined, narrowing down the exact including the Eastern Highlands, Aberfoyle and Katiyo Tea Estates, St Patricks Mission as schools, where pupils had gone missing and identifying the Principals and Teachers from well as into the Gurenguru and Panga Mountain ranges. these schools. After this it was necessary to record statements from the parents, who were Before the teams were deployed, R.V. Points were made for them which were changed just as concerned as to what had happened to their children as were the various Govt each day. Pick up was usually at around 1800 hrs then it was back to the office for a full authorities, and readily gave all the necessary relevant information. debriefing, with any important information being sent immediately through to J.O.C. The process included documenting the names, age, sex, of the various children, as well Umtali, via the Member in Charge, Penhalonga. as the date of registration at the various schools and which Chief/ Headman the school fell At the time Ruda was in it's infancy, there was no J.O.C. as such, the operation area under. Further details included the full tribal particulars of the parents, clinic attendances of fell under Op THRASHER, I think I am right in saying the J.O.C. was actually J.O.C. the child (if relevant), closest store/ mission/church, etc. Umtali, with sub J.O.C’s formed at Rusape, Grand Reef and Chipinga. This was done in order to attempt to fully ensure the identity of the said missing child A great deal of time was also spent by the author recruiting his own contacts in the and the date and time the child had gone missing plus where and when the child was last areas of operation and a system of debriefing during the hours of darkness established. A seen, and if he/she disappeared from school, during the daylight hours or during hours of number of these briefings and de-briefings were performed on or just over the border within darkness. Obviously it was established if the school was a boarding or day school. Gathering P.E.A. where the more reliable contacts were living, thus one was able to extract the all of the details proved to be a mammoth task to say the very least, and the Member i/c’s activities over the border as to what FRELIMO were up to as well. parting words, could not have been further from the truth. I think that one of the most important aspects of being a member of Ground Coverage The “Platform Team” task started in October 1971, and such was the scale of the was the excellent First Aid Lessons which were from time to time given to all Police exercise that it progressed to Internal Affairs building a “ Rest Camp” at Ruda, which Officers. This proved invaluable when on the 27th July 1977 an armoured car overturned on consisted of a Charge Office, Member In-charges Office, another for Patrol Officers, a mess, the Chipinga Birchenough Bridge road, injuring Lance Corporal Green, who at the time had African quarters, cell block (six cells), generator room and air strip. Needless to say my been travelling in the turret. His injuries were serious and he subsequently had to have his

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leg amputated. A recommendation of “Good Work Performed” was given with the reading: Section Officer Kerr and other members of the Ground Coverage staff, stationed at Chipinga, have taken great care to ensure that they have the knowledge and equipment to deal with injuries sustained in the field. In 1976, or the latter part of it, I was posted to open up a Ground Coverage base at Chisumbanje 9 in the South lower Sabi area. Again on a daily basis, eight G.C. Teams were briefed and debriefed throughout the area which extended from Tanganda Holt to Mangazi Gap 9 (which was a “well used” infiltration route of the terrorists) to Chief MAHENYA (fairly close to the Jack Quinton bridge, separating the Chiredzi patrol area from that of Chipinga). On the 11th May 1977, acting on information received by my close friend Sergeant Alfred, a most unfortunate incident occurred. A store was reportedly broken into at the place called MADUKU (+ 4 kilometres from East of Chisambanje). The information was to the effect that a group of 5-8 terrorists were to visit the store, called CHAMUKANYAMA belonging to African Male Adult ALISON MALAMBA. On arrival, we discovered that the terrorists had paid the store a visit, helped themselves to cool drinks, clothing, tinned foods, etc. and then set the store alight. Obviously we picked up some of the very co-operative locals who were prepared to give us information, most of whom were females and they readily climbed into the back of my Land Rover (LPL 51 ), with the intention of conveying them back to Chisumbanje to record statements, etc. Unfortunately, with only one road in and one road out, after travelling a short distance, I sadly hit a land mine, which was detonated by the rear right wheel. As a result 13 of the African ladies were killed, being strewn about the road side bush area. This was an extremely unpleasant experience and I was lucky to escape without injury, unlike many of my fellow G.C. officers around the Country. However it left me with an abiding memory, with so many innocent people having been killed. Remarkably the V.H.F. radio was still working and I was able to report the incident and call for back up. The terrorists responsible were not located on this occasion as their tracks indicated they had fled back over to Mozambique. However a little later, follow up by the late ANDRIE RABIE with the S.A.S. saw justice achieved. On the 5th February 1976, an informant of mine, indicated to me a ZANU camp called MUSAWE. This camp was situated some 15 kilometres south west of Espungebera in Mozambique (a Frelimo Camp overlooking Mount Selinda near Chipinga). This information was passed onto S.B. Chipinga, (Detective Inspector Dennis Wyatt), which resulted in me being tasked to transport ANDRIE RABIE and some S.A.S. Members, to Beacon 90 in the Chipinga Mount Selinda area by Kudu. After the camp was indicated to the party from the The Kudu Protected Vehicle Rhodesian side of the border, an operation was mounted over the 10/11th February 1976. MUSAWE camp was completely destroyed, but alas, the only terrorist that managed to escape was WILLIAM NDAGANA, the leader of the “crocodile gang” of 1964, responsible for the Viljoen murders.

leg amputated. A recommendation of “Good Work Performed” was given with the reading: In April 1978, I was promoted to the rank of Inspector and was duly transferred to Norton Section Officer Kerr and other members of the Ground Coverage staff, stationed at Chipinga, Police Station, falling under SALOPS. Norton had two dedicated and hard-working National have taken great care to ensure that they have the knowledge and equipment to deal with Service P.O.s running ground Coverage at this time, namely Geoffrey Sutherns and Barend injuries sustained in the field. Ludeke. Their respective efforts at plodding and sifting through information gleaned through In 1976, or the latter part of it, I was posted to open up a Ground Coverage base at the never ending briefing and de briefing process, paid off handsomely, when on Tuesday the Chisumbanje 9 in the South lower Sabi area. Again on a daily basis, eight G.C. Teams were 29th May 1979, both Patrol Officers were returning to the G.C. Base. Along the road, they briefed and debriefed throughout the area which extended from Tanganda Holt to Mangazi spotted a group of 15 C.T.s in the bush next to the road they were travelling on. The Patrol Gap 9 (which was a “well used” infiltration route of the terrorists) to Chief MAHENYA Officers were accompanied by three SFA details at the time. (fairly close to the Jack Quinton bridge, separating the Chiredzi patrol area from that of They immediately engaged the enemy, which resulted in the C.T.s returning fire whilst Chipinga). conducting a tactical withdrawal. With complete disregard for their own safety, both Patrol On the 11th May 1977, acting on information received by my close friend Sergeant Officers, alighted from their respective vehicles and charged the terrorists, firing Alfred, a most unfortunate incident occurred. A store was reportedly broken into at the place continuously. As a result of this extremely high degree of self-discipline, determination and called MADUKU (+ 4 kilometres from East of Chisambanje). The information was to the purpose of duty, the Patrol Officers killed six of the 15 terrorists. effect that a group of 5-8 terrorists were to visit the store, called CHAMUKANYAMA A sweep of the area recovered three AK 47 rifles, one Chikom rifle, one SKS rifle, belonging to African Male Adult ALISON MALAMBA. On arrival, we discovered that the one RPD machine gun, documentation relating to the group in question, and an assortment of terrorists had paid the store a visit, helped themselves to cool drinks, clothing, tinned foods, webbing and civilian clothing. This resulted in both Patrol Officers, being awarded the etc. and then set the store alight. insignia of the SILVER BATON, both being a real credit to our fine Force and proved the Obviously we picked up some of the very co-operative locals who were prepared to value of the Police Ground Coverage system, which produced so much valuable information give us information, most of whom were females and they readily climbed into the back of and the location of many groups and terrorists camps. my Land Rover (LPL 51 ), with the intention of conveying them back to Chisumbanje to All members of the B.S.A.P. during the time of the Rhodesian conflict whether record statements, etc. Unfortunately, with only one road in and one road out, after permanent or reservist, won the battle through their dedication, selfless commitment and travelling a short distance, I sadly hit a land mine, which was detonated by the rear right hard work, often under dangerous conditions, but the war was inevitably lost due to the wheel. As a result 13 of the African ladies were killed, being strewn about the road side bush politics of the time. area. This was an extremely unpleasant experience and I was lucky to escape without injury, unlike many of my fellow G.C. officers around the Country. However it left me with an 8371 Colin Kerr abiding memory, with so many innocent people having been killed. Remarkably the V.H.F. radio was still working and I was able to report the incident and call for back up. The (Ed : Perhaps it is unfair to single out any particular groups within the Force, as all Reservists and terrorists responsible were not located on this occasion as their tracks indicated they had fled Regulars rose to the occasion and deserve praise for their efforts during this difficult period. However, I back over to Mozambique. always had the greatest respect for the younger members deployed on isolated Police bases and on ground However a little later, follow up by the late ANDRIE RABIE with the S.A.S. saw coverage duties working out of remote camps and keeps, in areas where terrorists were known to operate, justice achieved. On the 5th February 1976, an informant of often with little regard for their safety. Backed up by their African Police Colleagues, they did some mine, indicated to me a ZANU camp called MUSAWE. incredible work and provided highly valuable information. Some sadly lost their lives. This camp was situated some 15 kilometres south west of Whilst O.C. Bindura I regularly travelled down into the valley to visit bases and flew into some of the Espungebera in Mozambique (a Frelimo Camp overlooking more isolated ones, especially Marymount, where one member drove up and down the airstrip in a Mount Selinda near Chipinga). protected landrover, before the PRAW plane landed, to “check for landmines”! This information was passed onto S.B. Chipinga, (Detective Inspector Dennis Wyatt), which resulted in me being tasked Without fail these youngsters were always cheerful, did sterling work and had my admiration. On a to transport ANDRIE RABIE and some S.A.S. Members, to couple of occasions when visiting the base at the bottom of the Alpha trail, below Centenary in the Beacon 90 in the Chipinga Mount Selinda area by Kudu. Peugeot Station wagon, these visits ran a bit late. On the first of these, as I was leaving about 4.30pm, the After the camp was indicated to the party from the Member i/c told me that he would send an escort up behind me. I told him that this was not necessary, as The Kudu Protected Vehicle Rhodesian side of the border, an operation was mounted it mean’t that they would have to travel back down in the dark, which would render them more likely to th over the 10/11 February 1976. MUSAWE camp was completely destroyed, but alas, the an ambush. However, after goodbyes were said, I drove out of the gate, to see behind me a landrover and only terrorist that managed to escape was WILLIAM NDAGANA, the leader of the three members from the base. On stopping to enquire why my instruction was not being adhered to, the “crocodile gang” of 1964, responsible for the Viljoen murders. senior P.O. said, “I’m sorry sir but we must go to the store at the top, as we need bread and milk”, what could I say, - I had an escort. You just had to be so proud of these guys!)

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Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful''. The doctor said, 'I didn't say that… I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful'.

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The following photograph was forwarded by Will Cornell in the USA for Smudge Smith, who also has it in his huge collection of photographs gathered during his Police career. It was taken in Nyasaland during the BSA Police deployment in 1953

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More laughs - THE LANDROVER “DEFENDER”: RHODESIAN RAILWAYS VERSION

Hi Trevor,

Firstly let me introduce my wife Margie and I. I served as a Police Reservist at Marandellas (No 26332), and my wife was employed as the Secretary of the Member in Charge, at Marandellas Police Station from 1975 to 1980, with various Members-in-Charge, starting with Bones Scully in 1975. She was also a WFR. (Ed – we should know each other as I was Supt PR & S (Mash Prov) at the time).

Now let me get on with why I would like to add to your article about the LandRover Defender by the author Peter Huson.

I joined the Rhodesia Railways as a Communications and Signaling Technician in 1962 and was fortunate

to do all my service between Salisbury and Umtali. In that time all my Railway vehicles used over the years were LandRovers, starting with a Series 1 Diesel, a Short Wheel Base Series 2 (the best Series by Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the far) a Toyota Land Cruiser (with Mine Protection) and finishing with a Series 3 Landrover Single Cab, doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A Steel Canopy with Mine Protection, also a good vehicle couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Sometime around 1976 (I am not sure of the exact date) I was sent a Series 2 LandRover Defender Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful''. mounted on Railway Wheels with full Mine Protection for use and travelling only on the Railway line, The doctor said, 'I didn't say that… I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful'. mainly to be used between Salisbury and Umtali (we were having a lot of activity with “CT’s” between Macheke and Rusape and eventually there were no night trains operating between Salisbury and Umtali) oooOOOooo It was Driven by 3 Belts off the Rear-Left The following photograph was forwarded by Will Cornell in the USA for Smudge Smith, who also has it in Back Wheel, Braking at first was a bit of his huge collection of photographs gathered during his Police career. It was taken in Nyasaland during the BSA Police deployment in 1953 a problem, but rectified by fitting Disc brakes only on the Right Front Wheel, You had the Driver (me) sitting single in front with a complete LandRover Dashboard, Floor Pedals, single Gear Lever (no four wheel drive necessary and no steering wheel of course), with seating for four individuals behind, 2 facing out left and 2 facing out right, all fitted with seatbelts, entry into the Rhod. Railways Landrover Defender Series 2 on rail wheels vehicle was through a Steel Back door.

To return, obviously you had to turn the trolley around, this was carried out by turning the handle situated on the left side of the vehicle (See Photo) to lower a turnstile plate down across the railway lines to only lift the trolley’s wheel flanges clear of the line and swing the trolley 180 degrees, lower the trolley and face the way you had come. This operation could be done by one person “Talk about Rhodesian Engineering”. It could easily cruise at 100 - 120 kmph, weight was estimated at +4 Tons, and when not in use, I kept the trolley secured at Marandellas Railway Station

When I used it I had to run as a normal train with a train number, obey all signals and passing/crossing

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testing (most railway signals have a single lens which change colour from Red, to Amber to Green, as opposed to normal town robots with three separate Lens).

Regards, Manfred E. Lotze (T) M.I.R.S.E.

(Ed: The Railway workshops produced some incredible designs and products over the years and the repair teams got the trains up and running very quickly after accidents and terrorist incidents.)

6283 Henry “Nobby” Clark- still keeping fit!

In December each year Westville Running Club stage a 15km run. It is a fun event and all participating clubs have their members dress up in ‘fancy’ gear of sorts. Last year I was on the ground with all our male runners standing behind me (having been told that as I was a Grandfather, I had to lay down) and as I was about to get up, a hand was placed on my shoulder and told to “stay put”, then came the ladies! Our club has two Whatsap groups, one for important information and the other a “chat group”. The photo is in the club ‘Important’ chat photograph. Talk about taking the “micky”.

All new club members see this photograph as their “introduction” to the club. I have tried to get them to change it, but so far no joy. In a few weeks’ time, Westville will stage this year’s run and already preparations are underway as to what gear we will be wearing.

Nobby Clark and the Ladies of the Forest Hill Athletic Club!

(Ed: That’s your story Nobby, you stick to it! However I must admit that up until a couple of years ago, Nobby was still running the 95km Comrades Marathon between Durban and Pietermaritzburg, so puts the rest of us to shame.)

Letters to the Editor

No 6808 Mike Kettle

Trevor, Greetings to both yourself and Linda. I trust that you are well. Charlotte and myself remain content, living in Bloemfontein. I have just been spending a most interesting Sunday afternoon going through your latest Natal Outpost what an excellent edition it is. How it brought back many great memories, what very fine photographs that you have included of the Rhodesian scenery and the photographs of the former members at your various KZN functions, sadly none of us are getting any younger, but I was surprised how old some of them look. (The beard that so many have grown probably exaggerates that 36

testing (most railway signals have a single lens which change colour from Red, to Amber to Green, as perception.) I haven’t laughed as much for a long time at your experience before joining opposed to normal town robots with three separate Lens). the BSAP where you came off your bicycle in uniform nearly landing under a London bus. Also your experience in your appointment as the Salisbury Mortuary attendant! Such a pity Regards, Manfred E. Lotze (T) M.I.R.S.E. that this discipline no longer exists. (Ed: The Railway workshops produced some incredible designs and products over the years and the repair teams got the trains up and running very quickly after accidents and terrorist incidents.) Your experiences as a Cadet in the Met takes one to a bygone age, can you imagine that any youngster could have these experiences in today’s protective environment! I also 6283 Henry “Nobby” Clark- still keeping fit! found it most humorous which possibly comes from the English humour which is a scarce commodity in the Free State! In December each year Westville Running Club stage a 15km run. It is a fun event and all participating clubs have their members dress up in ‘fancy’ gear of sorts. Last year I was on the ground with all our male runners standing behind me (having been told that as I was a Grandfather, I had to lay down) and as I was You missed your vocation. You could so easily have been a successful writer as have so about to get up, a hand was placed on my shoulder and told to “stay put”, then came the ladies! Our club many ex BSAP members. (Ed: I’m not so sure Mike.) has two Whatsap groups, one for important information and the other a “chat group”. The photo is in the club ‘Important’ chat photograph. Talk about taking the “micky”. I was most interested to read of the death of 6820 Richard Morris, one of my squad mates who died in the Free State, have you any other details? Richard “Taffy” Morris was a singer All new club members see this photograph as their “introduction” in some Salisbury band and I never imagined that he would end up in the Free State. Do to the club. I have tried to get you know what he was doing here and where? them to change it, but so far no joy. In a few weeks’ time, What an excellent read which I must spend more time going through it. You certainly did a Westville will stage this year’s run lot of work in putting it all together and it is most appreciated, especially for those like and already preparations are myself, who are off the “beaten track”. underway as to what gear we will be wearing. Regards

Mike Kettle

Nobby Clark and the Ladies of the Forest Hill Athletic Club! (Ed : Dear Mike, many thanks for your kind comments - can anyone please help Mike with info re Richard Morris. I think he used to sing with another guitar playing member, the name Armstrong springs (Ed: That’s your story Nobby, you stick to it! However I must admit that up until a couple of years ago, to mind but I could be wrong, and they sometimes appeared as a duo in Salisbury Nighclubs, etc? Glad Nobby was still running the 95km Comrades Marathon between Durban and Pietermaritzburg, so puts that you had a few laughs.) the rest of us to shame.) 5774 Dave Owen wrote : Letters to the Editor 5965 Peter Graham Fitzgerald is a Bulawayo Boy. Recently a former member in the USA asked how No 6808 Mike Kettle |Peter was getting along? I made enquiries with former Trevor, C/Insp Derek Hollis who is in touch with the Fitzgerald Greetings to both yourself and Linda. I trust that you are well. Charlotte and myself remain family. He sent me a photo which I hope you will content, living in Bloemfontein. I have just been spending a most interesting Sunday receive, given that we are not good with this Windows afternoon going through your latest Natal Outpost what an excellent edition it is. 10!!! I thought if my friend in the US was interested in How it brought back many great memories, what very fine photographs that you have what has happened to Peter, members here in South included of the Rhodesian scenery and the photographs of the former members at your Africa would also like to know. Peter was the victim of various KZN functions, sadly none of us are getting any younger, but I was surprised how a grenade attack, he has shrapnel in his head and this affected his speech and balance. He old some of them look. (The beard that so many have grown probably exaggerates that 36 37

lives in the UK and I thought he looks in good condition, although his wife Ann tells me he loses his balance now and then, but so far has not broken anything! I thought you might like this photo, etc. as an item for the Outpost.

NB : Fred Punter is familiar with Peter's story.

(Ed. Many thanks Dave, received the email and the photograph, your computer skills have certainly improved! I see that this photograph also appeared in the UK Outpost.)

Letter from Hilary Squires : 15th September 2016

Dear Trevor, aka The Editor, KZN “Outpost” Journal, 15th Sept 2016

Thank you very much for my latest (August) edition of “The Outpost”. As usual, I found it absorbing and entertaining, enjoyment only marred only by reaching the Obituaries section and seeing the “Last Post” notes; and reaching that level of passing years, means I recognise and recall an increasing number of those listed, as going to the Pearly gates, or wherever good policemen go. Whilst that is unavoidable, it doesn’t promote or induce any cause for celebration. But I noted with interest that Ron Pilborough ended his days in New Zealand which, I think, was his wife’s country of origin, if my memory serves me well, which it still does mostly. I was the recipient of this information at some BSAP function to which I was invited, where it became clear that she was quite a spirited performer on the dance floor. I also noted the inclusion of a Bob Baxter. Can any of your readers confirm or refute my recollection that a Bob Baxter and his Wife Mollie, ran a very well conducted hotel, somewhere near Zimbabwe Ruins, at which I most enjoyably stayed while on Circuit Court at Fort Victoria one weekend, instead of going back to Salisbury. He then had an American girl who had come out as a tourist, and liked the experience so much that she stayed on, and later played a most praiseworthy part in repelling an attack by gooks on the place, during our Chimurenga phase. “The Outpost”used to have the services of an excellent cartoonist by the name of Jackson who created the cartoon character of “A/C Kachemu”, the original BSAP African Constable, with flat topped helmet and puttees adorning his spindly legs, protruding from his wide khaki shorts; and drawn in the act of something laudable, like frog-marching some hooligan to the Charge Office, and pushing his bicycle along with them. If any of these are stored in your archives, it would add even more to the attractions of the “Outpost”, I don’t think that they could be called racist even by the hyper-sensitive bunch that are our present rulers. But even if that happened, we’d pass the hat around the Association, and raise the money for the fine which could not possibly be more than the luckless Penny Sparrow received. I’m sure there would even be a healthy surplus which we could save for future transgressions! So go for it!

NB : Fred Punter is familiar with Peter's story.

(Ed. Many thanks Dave, received the email and the photograph, your computer skills have certainly improved! I see that this photograph also appeared in the UK Outpost.)

Letter from Hilary Squires : 15th September 2016

Dear Trevor, aka The Editor, KZN “Outpost” Journal, 15th Sept 2016

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It was, similarly, a most tangible lift to the spirits to see Fred Mason back on his feet, and Jack Parker – the scourge of the “Tangwena” in the Inyanga area. I wonder if Tangwena Mothers still achieve instant silence and obedience – from their young, by mentioning the likelihood that Jack would be onto them if they did not behave? And “Stretch” Hughes, looking rather like the ousted British Labour Party leader Mr. Jeremy Corbyn. Ask him if he is ever mistaken for such a public figure. I would like to hear his answer if he was! And why were Dick Isemonger and Nobby Clark trying to look inconspicuous. I hope that it is not a disguise to deceive creditors like the “Collector of Taxes”. Anyway, back to where I started. It is a jolly good publication, and keeping up the tradition set by Trevor Dutton. Hang in there! Thank you again. Hilary Squires (Ed – As requested Hilary, managed to include for you some A C Kachemu cartoons by J H Jackson who produced many cartoons for the BSA Police Outposts.)

Why a Good Bottle of Wine Costs More!

I was at a friend's house recently and he offered me a nice glass of wine. It was a very good 'Margaret River' wine, so I wrote down the name and vintage and stopped by my favourite wine store the next day to purchase a bottle or two.

When they told me it was twenty-five dollars a bottle, I baulked as I was going to opt for something in the ten to fifteen dollar range. However, the shop owner showed me photographs that explained why some wines are more expensive, and after he explained it to me; I bought two bottles.

I asked him for a copy of his main indicator of an excellent wine, so I could share it with you. If you like a good wine and have shied away from the more expensive wines, this information may convince you as to why it is more desirable to go for the more expensive ones as the grapes have been crushed, so as to add real quality.

It’s how the grapes are crushed to give the wine that excellent zest and quality!

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It was, similarly, a most tangible lift to the spirits to see Fred Mason back on his feet, and The London to Brighton 100 Km Challenge : 6650 Peter Combes Jack Parker – the scourge of the “Tangwena” in the Inyanga area. I wonder if Tangwena Mothers still achieve instant silence and obedience – from their young, by mentioning the I no longer had the physical capacity to qualify for SA Comrades Marathon unless there was likelihood that Jack would be onto them if they did not behave? And “Stretch” Hughes, a force 10 gale from behind and a downhill route that met the IAAF elevation rules, so I looking rather like the ousted British Labour Party leader Mr. Jeremy Corbyn. Ask him if he trawled the internet for an alternative event. In May there was going to be a 100Km is ever mistaken for such a public figure. I would like to hear his answer if he was! And why challenge starting in London and finishing in Brighton. The website set out the route that were Dick Isemonger and Nobby Clark trying to look inconspicuous. I hope that it is not a would be about 30% on road and 70% through the countryside. In my naivety I thought the disguise to deceive creditors like the “Collector of Taxes”. off-road sections would be on bridle paths and well-worn hiking trails and all conducive for Anyway, back to where I started. It is a jolly good publication, and keeping up the tradition an easy passage. set by Trevor Dutton. Hang in there! Thank you again. Hilary Squires The good news, no obligatory time qualification prior to the event and no age restriction or (Ed – As requested Hilary, managed to include for you some A C Kachemu cartoons by J H Jackson who medical limitations. On the face of it, it seemed a very doable event. The organisers placed produced many cartoons for the BSA Police Outposts.) a high priority on fund raising for a variety of preferred charities. Whilst these charities Why a Good Bottle of Wine Costs More! serve a variety of needy people, many already enjoy huge sponsorship. I was looking for a lesser known one but had no idea how I would attract sponsorship in the UK.

I was at a friend's house recently and he offered me a nice glass of wine. It was a very good Occasionally I corresponded with Peter Biddulph who at the time was the Almoner of the 'Margaret River' wine, so I wrote down the name and vintage and stopped by my favourite wine store the next day to purchase a bottle or two. UK Branch, BSAP Association. He was the ideal person to sound out about how best to find a suitable charity by virtue of his wealth of contacts. Peter thought the BSAP Trust Fund When they told me it was twenty-five dollars a bottle, I baulked as I was going to opt for something which is a registered charity would be ideal for my purposes. Secondly, he immediately in the ten to fifteen dollar range. However, the shop owner showed me photographs that explained volunteered to raise money through sponsorship amongst the UK based members. So, why some wines are more expensive, and after he explained it to me; I bought two bottles. thanks to Peter, I was over the first two hurdles. I asked him for a copy of his main indicator of an excellent wine, so I could share it with you. If you like a good wine and have shied away from the more Preparation was the next essential element. I knew there were eight compulsory clocking- expensive wines, this information may convince you as to in stops where food, drinks and some medical facilities would be available but the why it is more desirable to go for the more expensive ones as the grapes have been crushed, so as to add real quality. organisers recommended entrants carry water, some food, basic medical supplies, cell phone and clothing for inclement weather. Eight stops stretched out over 100 kilometres was a concern because in South Africa I was used to water points and other road side support at intervals of every three kilometres.

Having got the preparatory things in place, it was now time to move my butt. Between It’s how the grapes are crushed to give the wine that excellent December to February I got in solid training and clocked up some 800 kilometres. The zest and quality! euphoric roll I was on was soon to come to a grinding halt. I lost almost six weeks training with blisters from a fifty kilometre run, an attack of bronchitis and recovering from a fall whilst running in the dark. Once back on the road, there were about ten weeks left before the event. Peter told me that a promotional note about the challenge had gone in the UK magazine and the sponsorship response had been very encouraging. During this time, the Gods smiled upon me and I acquired a personal seconding team of partner Vicki and her daughter Amy, a UK resident. When Vicki told me of her decision, her closing comment

was, “there’s got to be somebody at the end to pick up the pieces”. Such a great This page was sponsored by 8761 Will Cameron-Dow confidence booster!

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There was clear sky the morning of the challenge but uncomfortably cool weather for my blood that had thinned after 54 years in Africa. I met up with 7211 Peter Biddulph and 5248 Alan Lane. Sponsorship stood at nearly GBP 2000, now the pressure was really on. Typically with any event of ultra distance, there is a certain amount of apprehension. Any pre-event nerves I might have had were soon dispelled with the light banter from the Messrs Lane and Biddulph. The latter gentleman pointed out that the regimental flag they had brought along was also used at funerals. I just hoped this was not going to prove prophetic.

At last the waiting was over and the gun sounded and my batch was on its way. The first part was a fairly flat section along the Thames tow path past Teddington lock and onto Kingston and the start of the first cross country section. It was here that I realised that the 70 Ks off-road was going to be far from easy and my pace slowed considerably. We took the underpass to get across the A3, then onto Malden, Stoneleigh and Cheam. As a teenager I never thought in my wildest dreams that 60 years later I would be trekking through my home countryside to take a very circuitous route to Brighton. By now the crowd had thinned and I was very much on my own with time to think about the huge task ahead. The decision was to run / walk at a slower than planned pace, rather than put as much distance between me and the start before the onset of darkness. It soon became patently clear that the off road section would be more difficult because of the dramatic change to very uneven surfaces, rocks, shale, protruding tree roots and short steep hills, all of which with the passage of time, were going to take their toll on me both physically and mentally. Elementary BSAP bush craft training taught me when the ordnance survey map showed contour lines so close together that you can’t put a pin tip between them, there is big trouble ahead.

The first check point was at Oak’s Park, Sutton, where my bar coded ID card was swiped to record arrival time. I opted not to stop for any for any of the wide range of food and drinks on offer and fortunately did not need any medical assistance. On leaving the checkpoint and 25 Kilometres behind me, I knew I was now getting into the more difficult terrain. Passing under the M25, I headed out to take on the North Downs. The uneven ground was made more difficult because the cattle hoof prints had dried leaving the earth very rutted and broken which put undue pressure on my feet through the soft soles on my running shoes. Crossing farm lands was punctuated with numerous stiles, which as the time wore on became harder to negotiate. Pounding the Road 42

There was clear sky the morning of the challenge Late afternoon I arrived at Tulley’s Farm with 56 kilometres done and just 44 Kilometres to but uncomfortably cool weather for my blood that go, or just over a marathon distance. For some people this was the end of their single day had thinned after 54 years in Africa. I met up with challenge and for others it was a night stop before a leisurely start next morning to 7211 Peter Biddulph and 5248 Alan Lane. complete the second half. Again, apart from clocking in, I did not need sustenance or Sponsorship stood at nearly GBP 2000, now the medical assistance and pushed on. Uninterrupted travel was made possible because I was pressure was really on. Typically with any event of getting first class seconding from Vicki and Amy who were meeting me at regular intervals ultra distance, there is a certain amount of to supply a variety of food and drinks and give foot massages and changes of foot wear. apprehension. Any pre-event nerves I might have With only one blister in the centre of the right foot, so far so good! had were soon dispelled with the light banter from the Messrs Lane and Biddulph. The latter gentleman As night descended and the temperature dropped it was time to change into fresh dry pointed out that the regimental flag they had brought along was also used at funerals. I warmer kit. My seconding team were holding up well despite having been awake for more just hoped this was not going to prove prophetic. than 16 hours of which 13 had been keeping a watchful eye on me. The cloud cover blotted out moon and stars and the countryside was pitch black except for the single beam of my At last the waiting was over and the gun sounded and my batch was on its way. The first head lamp. As said earlier the going over the rough terrain was slow, now it was time to go part was a fairly flat section along the Thames tow path past Teddington lock and onto even slower to avoid injury. As I picked my way past the route markers, I found there were Kingston and the start of the first cross country section. It was here that I realised that the marshy bog areas to be negotiated and I really did not want to get my shoes wet and risk 70 Ks off-road was going to be far from easy and my pace slowed considerably. We took getting more blisters. the underpass to get across the A3, then onto Malden, Stoneleigh and Cheam. As a teenager I never thought in my wildest dreams that 60 years later I would be trekking With about 20 Kilometres to go I arrived at the second to last check point and made my first through my home countryside to take a very circuitous route to Brighton. By now the stop for a change of food intake. I found a large chocolate cake which had been sliced into crowd had thinned and I was very much on my own with time to think about the huge task six pieces. A slice of that was just what I needed. Once eaten and washed down with a ahead. The decision was to run / walk at a slower than planned pace, rather than put as generous amount of coffee, it was time to get on my way and take full advantage of the much distance between me and the start before the onset of darkness. It soon became sugar rush. The race rules stipulated that after dark we could not leave the check in point patently clear that the off road section would be more difficult because of the dramatic without at least one companion. There was no one else ready to move on, so I blended change to very uneven surfaces, rocks, shale, protruding tree roots and short steep hills, all into the shadows, skirted the exit point and set off. Again I was indebted to the BSAP of which with the passage of time, were going to take their toll on me both physically and training for camouflage and concealment! However, at the eighth check-in point and some mentally. Elementary BSAP bush craft training taught me when the ordnance survey map 12 Kilometres to go, I was not so lucky. Firstly the marshals were far more vigilant and showed contour lines so close together that you can’t put a pin tip between them, there is secondly, I had a request from a father to stay big trouble ahead. with his son through to the finish. The lad had some disability which I was not privy to and dad The first check point was at Oak’s Park, Sutton, where my bar was very concerned about his safety. It did coded ID card was swiped to record arrival time. I opted not to cross my mind, in all probability he could have stop for any for any of the wide range of food and drinks on made a better choice of escort. Anyway off we offer and fortunately did not need any medical assistance. On trudged into the night and on towards the leaving the checkpoint and 25 Kilometres behind me, I knew I finish. At 04.58, nearly 21 hours later we was now getting into the more difficult terrain. Passing under crossed the finish line. To celebrate our - the M25, I headed out to take on the North Downs. The “Thank goodness I reached the finish. Cheers” uneven ground was made more difficult because the cattle hoof prints had dried leaving the earth very rutted and broken achievement, we received medals and a glass of champagne on the track at Brighton race which put undue pressure on my feet through the soft soles on course. my running shoes. Crossing farm lands was punctuated with I am deeply indebted to my seconding team, Vicki and Amy, who stayed with me all the numerous stiles, which as the time wore on became harder to way, attending to my every need. Their continued cheerfulness, despite intense tiredness, negotiate. Pounding the Road was just to hang in there for me. Final result, as oldest competitor I came 354th out 1236. 42 43

After a short sleep, shower and breakfast, we walked Brighton and took in some of the sights, which included what looked like white beached whales, stripped to the waist, basking in the midmorning sun, on the stony beach. Some things never change. The burning question, what next, if anything? During three visits to the UK I have competed in five events and have always blessed with good weather, would I be pushing my luck?

Later in June I attended the monthly meeting of the UK Association, where I again met up with Alan and Peter, together with Biff Way, Alan Thoms and Jannice and Lee LeCrerar, together with Betty and George Mclennan (both ex Dog Section families that I served with) and many others. For my fund raising efforts I was made an Honorary Life Member of the Association and presented with my certificate by the Honorary Life President and Chairman Peter Phillips. An accolade I shall treasure and is displayed in pride of place at home. This was without a doubt the highlight of my UK visit and a cherished memory.

Peter Combes

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After a short sleep, shower and breakfast, we walked Brighton and took in some of the ANTI-POACHING TRACKER DOG INIATIVE HLUHLUWE/ IMFOLOZI PARK KZN : sights, which included what looked like white beached whales, stripped to the waist, 8980 DUNCAN (Porky) PAUL basking in the midmorning sun, on the stony beach. Some things never change. The burning question, what next, if anything? During three visits to the UK I have competed in five events and have always blessed with good weather, would I be pushing my luck?

Peter Combes

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Yvette, Duncan (Porky) and Vince at the donation of flying helmets to the Anti Poaching Helicopter Unit

The R66 Helicopter deploying members of the Anti-Poaching Team and Tracker Dog

For some time now Duncan (Porky) Paul has been quietly sponsoring much of the anti- poaching effort in Hluhluwe-iMfolozi Park, based in the iMfolozi section. Together with some dedicated EKZN Wildlife field staff he has been improving their capacity to detect, follow up and apprehend poaching suspects. He is doing this by sponsoring, or arranging sponsorship for tracking dogs and a helicopter. This has allowed EKZN Wildlife to operate

with two tracking dogs (plus a third which is privately owned and operated by a member of This page sponsored by 6785 Roger Brownlow EKZNW staff) and a helicopter. A helicopter is based at a hangar (again acquired through

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Porky’s efforts) which was erected at Mpila Camp near the centre of the iMfolozi Game Reserve, to enable prompt reaction throughout the Park.

Hugh Temple, Duncan Paul, Ian Clark and Sakkie McKay with members of the Park Anti-Tracking Team with the Dogs

Handler and “Gunner” in the helicopter before deployment

Recently “Porky” invited Sakkie McKay and Ian Clark, both former BSA Police dog handlers/instructors with many years accumulated experience and expertise between them, to come to iMfolozi to have a look at the dogs and assist with training. Sakkie and Ian spent a week at Tobothi camp in iMfolozi and were able to provide some excellent and greatly appreciated training for the dogs, particularly in tracking skills and helicopter drills.

Porky’s efforts) which was erected at Mpila Camp near the centre of the iMfolozi Game Reserve, to enable prompt reaction throughout the Park.

Members of the unit with “Phoenix” the Belgian Malanois and “Gunner” the Bloodhound

I am not exaggerating when I say that towards the end of the week, when Porky and I went up to see how things were going, we watched the dogs and handlers improving by the hour! You could see that Sakkie and Ian had not forgotten anything they were taught in the BSAP! Hugh Temple, Duncan Paul, Ian Clark and Sakkie McKay with members of the Park Anti-Tracking Team with the Dogs It is intended that this training will continue for as long as it is considered necessary and this will hopefully see some good anti-poaching results coming out of iMfolozi quite soon.

The tracking dogs are “Levi”, German short hair Pointer, “Gunner” a bloodhound and “Phoenix” a Belgian Malanois

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Handler and “Gunner” in the helicopter before deployment

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2016 MSUNA ZAMBEZI FISHING COMPETITION : 21st to 23rd October 2016

The winners of the “Floating Kapenta” - From left to right, Doug Wagener, George Parkin, Mike Howard (Captain) Barry Woan and Sakkie McKay

“ Once again Sakkie Mckay and I received a very kind and generous offer from Mike Howard in Johannesburg to attend the 2016 Msuna Tiger Invitational on the Zambezi River scheduled between Friday 21st October to Sunday 23rd October with a Tiger “Shoot Out” set for the Thursday. Mikes offer was to “bring yourself, your fishing kit and a little refreshment” with everything else taken care of including fuel !!!! How could we refuse and having had two previous offers in 2014 and 2015, we knew what great fun and camaraderie we were to experience.

We immediately set to work with preparation. Mike had informed us that Two Teams would be entered and fully sponsored by his Company, MICON. We would concentrate on doing well with our A Team, named the “Floating Kapenta” and consisting this year of Mike Howard, George Parkin, Sakkie Mckay (all former BSAP) and a businessman/friend of ours from Katimo Mililo, Dougie Wagener. Unfortunately our previous fourth member Simon Hobday could not make it due to health reasons (although we are pleased to announce that Simon is well on his way to a full recovery and is once again playing his beloved Golf. Sakkie and I hope to see him soon.) The others including my good self, Mike Howard Junior, his two brother in laws, Mark and Darrol, and a friend Quinton. The B Team was tasked with ensuring that Social activities were explored to the extreme limit and beyond and to involve the “opposition” in as many of these activities as possible. We were of course also expected to Fish!

On Saturday 15th October Sakkie and I left Ramsgate, making the first stop to see Smudge Smith at his Inchanga Home. Smudge was in good spirits and after sharing a cup of coffee we bid him farewell. Next stop was Harrismith to top up with fuel and have a traditional Wimpy Breakfast. Whilst at the filling station we bumped into former BSAP member, John

2016 MSUNA ZAMBEZI FISHING COMPETITION : 21st to 23rd October 2016 Ross, who I last saw in Bulawayo in 1973. John now lives in the Midlands and a staunch Association Member. We spoke about doing something together in the new year involving PMB and the South Coast…..WATCH THIS SPACE.

Then onto Johannesburg, where we stayed the night with another former BSAP Colleague Bryan Smith. Bryan worked with Don Rowland and I at Fidelity and he is soon to retire from that Company after 29 years’ service. After a great braai with the family and a good night’s rest we were up early and met our host Mike Howard at the Total Garage just outside Pretoria at 0500 hours. Then it was onto Ellisrus for breakfast, through the border at Martin’s Drift and later the same day at the Zimbabwe border at Plumtree. The trip through Botswana and the Border Posts was hassle free with us been handled speedily and efficiently. I unreservedly suggest that the route through Botswana to Zimbabwe is the way to go rather than experience the nightmares at the Beitbridge Border Post.

We were all nervous as we crossed the border into Zimbabwe having heard horrific stories The winners of the “Floating Kapenta” - From left to right, Doug Wagener, George Parkin, Mike Howard (Captain) Barry Woan and Sakkie McKay of Police abuse, corruption and ridiculous incidents of fining. Our cars were fitted with the extra reflector tapes as required and we carried the necessary updated 1.5 kg Fire “ Once again Sakkie Mckay and I received a very kind and generous offer from Mike Howard Extinguisher, two reflector jackets and two red Triangles and making sure we were not in Johannesburg to attend the 2016 Msuna Tiger Invitational on the Zambezi River carrying “cargo” on the back seat. We had not proceeded 10 kms when we came across scheduled between Friday 21st October to Sunday 23rd October with a Tiger “Shoot Out” our first block. We were met by well-dressed Policeman who were courteous and asked to set for the Thursday. Mikes offer was to “bring yourself, your fishing kit and a little see my Driver’s Licence. No problem and we were soon on our way. We were to pass 33 refreshment” with everything else taken care of including fuel !!!! How could we refuse more road blocks on our way to and from Msuna. At only two were we stopped and on and having had two previous offers in 2014 and 2015, we knew what great fun and both occasions they were friendly and no problem at all. camaraderie we were to experience. We arrived in Bulawayo and stayed the night with former BSAP Member Alec Frazer. His We immediately set to work with preparation. Mike had informed us that Two Teams wife Heather nee Duguid (also a WPO in the BSAP) was at this time in Hospital in East would be entered and fully sponsored by his Company, MICON. We would concentrate on London undergoing medical treatment. We have since learned that she is making fantastic doing well with our A Team, named the “Floating Kapenta” and consisting this year of Mike progress and should be home in Bulawayo soon. We wish her well. The following day we Howard, George Parkin, Sakkie Mckay (all former BSAP) and a businessman/friend of ours met up with Karl Hurry, Chairman of the BSAP Association in Bulawayo, and one of his from Katimo Mililo, Dougie Wagener. Unfortunately our previous fourth member Simon Operation Officers, Mischeck Ncube, a member of the Support Unit. Hobday could not make it due to health reasons (although we are pleased to announce that Simon is well on his way to a full recovery and is once again playing his beloved Golf. Sakkie After sorting out supplies we were on our way to Msuna with the temperature in Bulawayo and I hope to see him soon.) The others including my good self, Mike Howard Junior, his at 39C. The trip was hassle free and the road in good condition. Apart from some two brother in laws, Mark and Darrol, and a friend Quinton. The B Team was tasked with vegetable farming near Nyamandhlovu, there were large tracts of undeveloped farmland ensuring that Social activities were explored to the extreme limit and beyond and to involve occupied by some cattle and goats. We arrived at the Msuna Camp and met up with team the “opposition” in as many of these activities as possible. We were of course also mates, George and Doug. The B Team was expected later in the week Temp now 44C (and expected to Fish! remained like that for the rest of our stay).

On Saturday 15th October Sakkie and I left Ramsgate, making the first stop to see Smudge Mike has a beautiful luxury Lodge on the banks of the River. It is thatch, can accommodate Smith at his Inchanga Home. Smudge was in good spirits and after sharing a cup of coffee 8 people comfortably and has four bathrooms ….. we certainly lived, slept and partied in we bid him farewell. Next stop was Harrismith to top up with fuel and have a traditional absolute luxury. Mike, the perfect host, arranged everything and nothing was too much Wimpy Breakfast. Whilst at the filling station we bumped into former BSAP member, John trouble. George and Doug had arrived earlier and all boats, bait cooler boxes and equipment had already been prepared. Mike’s staff were excellent and on hand to assist 48 49

with loading the boats, filling the cooler boxes, ensuring plenty of ice on hand, lighting braai fires and cleaning up was always promptly done. Service as good as any 5* luxury lodge.

The Competition kicked off in earnest at 0530 on Friday morning and after the 1st day we were in 3rd position. From there it just got better and when the final weigh in was done at midday on Sunday we had won the competition!!! Not only that, we also won the “Biggest Bream”, “Biggest Barbel” and “Biggest Chessa”.

Not bad for three Policeman and a Baker…..What I did not mention was that our B Team won the Wooden Spoon award for coming 16th and last but won much applause when Mark led an impromptu quazi Matabele war dance accompanied by a catchy bar room melody.

Two other former BSAP members Nigel Fawcett and Vaughan Elkington were also in attendance, although we did not manage to chat to them.

Mike Howard with the “Biggest Bream” Trophy George Parkin with a nice Bream

After nearly a week on the river, living in the lap of luxury, good food and too many “refreshments”, mixed with tremendous camaraderie and experiences, we bade farewell to “The River God” and made our way back to Bulawayo where we stayed at George Parkins Bed and Breakfast, CHAPARRAL, situated about 20 kms from Bulawayo on the Johannesburg Road. Here George and staff treated us royally with ice cold beer in the shaded garden to a sumptuous roast that evening with all the trimmings. His Bed and Breakfast rate is very reasonable with discounts available for former members of the BSAP. He, like Mike, will move heaven and earth to make their friends and acquaintances happy.

After a quick visit to see Ken Macdonald in his well-stocked Curio shop (a must to visit when in Bulawayo) we were on our way back. Ken incidentally had returned earlier in the year from a fantastic trip to see family and celebrate his birthday over in Australia. He is fit and well and like all the others we met, send their warmest greetings to friends here in South Africa. 50

with loading the boats, filling the cooler boxes, ensuring plenty of ice on hand, lighting braai We did not see as many of those who we saw or talked to last year but confirmed that Paul fires and cleaning up was always promptly done. Service as good as any 5* luxury lodge. Kruger, Hugh James, Hoppy Hopkins, Bob Armstrong, Hugh Squair, Gordon Kent, Iain Laing Bruce Hunt and many others are all well and safe in good old Bulawayo The Competition kicked off in earnest at 0530 on Friday morning and after the 1st day we were in 3rd position. From there it just got better and when the final weigh in was done at midday on Sunday we had won the competition!!! Not only that, we also won the “Biggest Bream”, “Biggest Barbel” and “Biggest Chessa”.

Two other former BSAP members Nigel Fawcett and Vaughan Elkington were also in attendance, although we did not manage to chat to them.

Sakkie McKay (with a” rosy glow”), Bryan Smith and Barry Woan, at the Joburg “Night Stop”

Another fantastic trip to our “beloved country”. Times are tough and always have been. The arrival of bond notes is a concern as is the political uncertainty and things are not cheap in Zimbabwe and even worse for us travelling on the Rand, but as always there is that good old hope and resilience. Barry Woan

7229 DES & TRISH HOWSE : GOLDEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

Mike Howard with the “Biggest Bream” Trophy George Parkin with a nice Bream

After a quick visit to see Ken Macdonald in his well-stocked Curio shop (a must to visit when in Bulawayo) we were on our way back. Ken incidentally had returned earlier in the year from a fantastic trip to see family and celebrate his birthday over in Australia. He is fit and Des and Trish Howse on their wedding day with a Dog Section Guard of Honour well and like all the others we met, send their warmest greetings to friends here in South Africa. 50 51

Our Hon Sec and his lovely wife, Trish, celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary on January 28th, having been married in St John’s Church, Bulawayo, on that day in 1967 (one of four Police weddings that day!).

Des and Trish met on the tennis court at the Victoria Falls Club when Des was stationed at the Falls in 1965. Trish had come up from Bulawayo to visit her father who worked on the power station at the Falls and she struck Des immediately – right in the middle of the back with a first service! You could say it was love at first hit!

A long-distance romance blossomed and, when Des was due to be posted to Pandamatenga, a Vic Falls sub-station, for a six- month stint, he decided to apply for a transfer to Dog Section, hoping to get posted to Mat Prov Dogs, Bulawayo, so that he could be near Trish. The gods were smiling on them and, after a one-year engagement, they were married, with a Dog Section Guard-of-Honour.

They are very proud parents of Iain, their son in Australia, and daughter Megan, who lives in Johannesburg, as well as their two grandchildren, Shaun and Rachel in Australia.

Although 50 years is a long time to be married (“two life sentences”, quipped Des), their relationship has stood the test of time and they ascribe their contentment and happiness to placing the other first in their lives and to their strong Christian faith.

A gathering of close friends was held on the 28th January at the Augusta Club to celebrate their anniversary.

Trish and Des Howse 50 years later

Our Hon Sec and his lovely wife, Trish, celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary on ANNUAL WREATH LAYING CEREMONY AT THE SAS C SQUADRON REMEMBRANCE PARADE th January 28th, having been married in St John’s Church, Bulawayo, on that day in 1967 (one AT THE SAS MEMORIAL : FLAME LILY PARK : DURBAN : 5 November 2016 of four Police weddings that day!). Dick Isemonger laid the wreath on behalf of the KZN BSA Police Association in Des and Trish met on the tennis court at the Victoria Falls Club when Des was stationed at memory of the members of the Force and Sakkie McKay laid the wreath in memory of the the Falls in 1965. Trish had come up from Bulawayo to visit her father who worked on the 106 members of the Support Unit who gave their lives. Also in attendance from the KZN power station at the Falls and she struck Des immediately – right in the middle of the back South Coast Station were Barry Woan, Courtney Walton, Noelle Hill (widow of Lt Col Pat Hill), Jamie McMillan (former BSAP P/R and PATU Instructor), Ian Denholm (former SB with a first service! You could say it was love at first hit! member and Transvaal Association Piper) and Ken Joubert. Also in attendance were Tom A long-distance romance blossomed and, when Des was due to Thomas and George Mitchell (both formerly BSAP members, but on this occasion wearing be posted to Pandamatenga, a Vic Falls sub-station, for a six- their Selous Scout “identity”). It was a very moving and well organised event, which at the end of the ceremony month stint, he decided to apply for a transfer to Dog Section, saw the Flg handed to the SAS President, Graham Wilson, and the Bible handed to the SAS hoping to get posted to Mat Prov Dogs, Bulawayo, so that he Association Chairman Frank Bradford, to be conveyed to SAS Headquarters at Hereford for could be near Trish. The gods were smiling on them and, after a safe keeping. one-year engagement, they were married, with a Dog Section Guard-of-Honour.

They are very proud parents of Iain, their son in Australia, and daughter Megan, who lives in Johannesburg, as well as their two grandchildren, Shaun and Rachel in Australia.

A gathering of close friends was held on the 28th January at the Augusta Club to celebrate their anniversary.

Ken Joubert SAS (formerly BSAP Dog Section) Tinus De Clercq SAS, Sakkie McKay, Barry Woan, Courtney Walton, and Shaun Walsh SAS

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The BSA Police and the Support Unit Wreaths

The wreaths laid at the SAS Memorial, Flame Lily Park, Durban

KwaZulu-Natal Association : New Members since November 2016

Name No Location Station Cameron Barrie 9364 Gosport, UK Country Member Coom Tony 9233 Hillcrest Durban West McLaren-Lyall Dave 22517 Pretoria Country Member Park Stan 348753J Shelley Beach KZN South Coast Penny Doug P/R Port Shepstone KZN South Coast Stevens Sandra 205097 Pinetown Durban West

OBITUARIES

WP 113 Nicola (Nicky) Verney Bayley (nee Brewer) notification has just been received that Nicola died on 15 August 2015 in Cape Town, South Africa. Nicky served from 3 January 1966 to 31 March 1967, leaving with the rank of Woman Patrol Officer.

5263 George Bryan Seymour Clyde died, aged 79 years, on 11 January 2016 in St Helier, Jersey, Channel Isles, England. George served from 9 May 1954 to 8 May 1957 leaving with the rank of Constable.

4852 John David Isaac Nicholson died on 6 July 2016 in Tolwe, Limpopo Province, South Africa. John served from 11 February 1952 to 12 July 1952 leaving on medical grounds with the rank of Constable.

10233 Howard Brian Sydney Blundell died on 18th July 2016 in Chelmsford, Essex, England. Howard served The BSA Police and the Support Unit Wreaths from 29 November 1977 to 15 October 1979 leaving with the rank of Patrol Officer.

5736 Peter Frank Scales died on 24 July 2016 in Gaborone, Botswana. Peter served from 1 July 1957 to 22 Mar4ch 1959 leaving with the rank of Staff Sergeant.

4809 John Turk died, aged 86 years, on 18 August 2016 in Rake, Hampshire, England. John, who was a member of the UK Branch of the Association, served from 5 November 1954 to 4 November 1954 leaving with the rank of Staff Sergeant.

4619 Jack Stanley Charles Jose died on 24 August 2016 in Northamptonshire, England. Jack served from 11 May 1950 to 18 February 1956 leaving with the rank of Sergeant.

4467 John Ernest Smithyman died on 4 September 2016 in Eastbourne Care Home, East Sussex, England. John served from 31 August 1949 to 30 August 1952 leaving with the rank of Constable to join the Staff Corps.

4411 Peter Beach died on 13 September 2016 in Belton, Nr Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, England. Peter, who was a member of the Australian Branch of the Association, served from 29 March 1949 to 31 March 1962 leaving on gratuity with the rank of Sergeant.

The wreaths laid at the SAS Memorial, Flame Lily Park, Durban 7437 John Malcolm Woodward died, aged 69 years, on 15 September 2016 in Harare, Zimbabwe. John served from 17 September 1965 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 6 September 1981 retiring from that Force with the rank of Superintendent. KwaZulu-Natal Association : New Members since November 2016 5037 Edward Dundon (Ted) Thomas died, aged 84 years, on 18 September 2016 in Stoke Mandeville Hospital, Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, England. Ted, who was a member of the UK Branch of the Name No Location Station Association, served from 12 April 1953 to 11 April 1956 leaving with the rank of Constable. Cameron Barrie 9364 Gosport, UK Country Member Coom Tony 9233 Hillcrest Durban West 5844 Rosslin McGlure (Ross) Biccard died, aged 81 years, on 4 October 2016 in Johannesburg, South McLaren-Lyall Dave 22517 Pretoria Country Member Africa. Ross, who was a member of the Transvaal Branch of the Association, served from 7 July 1958 to 15 May 1960 leaving with the rank of Constable. Park Stan 348753J Shelley Beach KZN South Coast 8816 Michael Anthony Yoko died, aged 62 years, on 6 October 2016 in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Mike, Penny Doug P/R Port Shepstone KZN South Coast initially served as a Cadet before attesting into the Force on 18 May 1972. Mike served until 20 June 1980 Stevens Sandra 205097 Pinetown Durban West leaving with the rank of Section Officer.

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7438/8184 Robert (Rob) Jobson died on 12 October 2016 in Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia. Rob served two periods in the Force, firstly from 15 October 1965 to 14 October 1968 leaving with the rank of Patrol Officer and then from 22 January 1969 to 15 May 1976 when he left with the rank of Inspector. He emigrated to Australia where he joined the Northern Territory Police Force. During this time, Rob passed his law degree, was admitted to the Bar and spent the last ten years of his life as head of the Criminal Property Forfeiture team in the Department of Justice.

Bennett “Flik” Wife of Hon Sec Alan Bennett of the Natal Midlands Association passed away on the 19th October 2016 after a long battle with lung related complications. Flik married Alan Bennett in Que Que in 1971 and later joined the WFR in order to be issued with her own FN rifle. Flik represented the Que Que Police Reserve Rifle Club and was regarded as a good shot. After moving to Natal in 1982, Flik became involved with the BSAP Association and joined the Natal Midlands Branch in her own right when it was formed in September 2000. Flik was instrumental in raising funds for the annual golf day and many other activities arranged by the Midlands Branch of the Association. Flik took over as Treasurer of the Branch when Buddy Deetlefs passed away, a position she held until her death. Flik will be fondly remembered by all who came to know her, she was warm, friendly and prided herself in making a mean Sadza and Gravy for the many braai's the Midlands and the KwaZulu Natal Associations held over the years.

4673 Henry Raymond (Ray) Wheeler died, aged 86 years, on 20 October 2016 in Eshowe, Kwazulu-Natal, South Africa. Ray served from 6 November 1950 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 20 January 1983 retiring from that Force with the rank of Chief Superintendent. He was a District policeman serving at Gatooma, Wedza, Mangula, Buhera, Marandellas, Inyanga, Umtali and finally Bulawayo where he was Officer Commanding, Bulawayo District on his retirement. In 1953 Ray was a member of the BSAP Coronation contingent and had the honour of being chosen as one of the two riders to ride from within Buckingham Palace escorting the Irish Prime Minister behind the Royal carriage. Ray was a keen cricketer during his service, playing for various Police teams. Ray had quite an association with the BSAP. His late wife, Marian, was the daughter of 2065 1/Sgt C P H Johnson, his brother-in-law 5087 Insp Johnson and his two sons No. 10046 Graham and No.10423 Stephen were both members of the Force. Not to be left out, his daughter Glynis was a W/S/O in the ‘A’ Reserve and his son-in-law, a member of PATU.

6804 Brian Victor Edwards died on 21 October 2016 in Southampton, England. Brian served from 13 December 1962 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 26 May 1981 leaving that Force with the rank of Inspector.

5251 John Charles Dolby died on 25 October 2016 in Port Shepstone, Kwazulu-Natal, South Africa. John, who was a member of both the KZN and Transvaal Associations, served from 9 May 1954 to 30 June 1974 retiring on pension with the rank of Inspector. John completed most of his service in Salisbury Province, initially at Hatfield, then Traffic Section (where he spent most of his service) with his final posting as the Member i/c Salisbury Park. He was also the Member in Charge at the Cranborne Driving School for a number of years. On leaving the Force he worked in the tobacco industry in Salisbury, before moving to South Africa, first to Johannesburg, then to Margate, where he was a strong supporter of the South Coast Station.

3975 Victor George (Vic) Moisey died, aged 92 years on 27 October 2016 in Fish Hoek, South Africa. Vic, who was a member of the Western Cape Branch of the Association, served from 28 April 1946 to 31 December 1966 retiring on pension with the rank of Chief Inspector.

7438/8184 Robert (Rob) Jobson died on 12 October 2016 in Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia. Rob 5876 Roy William Hendry died on 2 November 2016 in Pietermaritzburg, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa. Roy, served two periods in the Force, firstly from 15 October 1965 to 14 October 1968 leaving with the rank of who was a member of the Natal Midlands Branch of the Association, served from 1 September 1958 to 28 Patrol Officer and then from 22 January 1969 to 15 May 1976 when he left with the rank of Inspector. He February 1962 leaving with the rank of Constable. emigrated to Australia where he joined the Northern Territory Police Force. During this time, Rob passed his law degree, was admitted to the Bar and spent the last ten years of his life as head of the Criminal 7819 Robert Andrew (Rob) Stewart died on 2 November 2016 in Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa. Property Forfeiture team in the Department of Justice. Rob, who was a member of the Transvaal Branch of the Association, initially served as a Cadet before attesting into the Force on 25 September 1967. He served until 24 September 1970 leaving with the rank Bennett “Flik” Wife of Hon Sec Alan Bennett of the Natal Midlands Association passed of Patrol Officer. Rob, who at one stage was an Instructor in Morris Depot, was a good rugby player who away on the 19th October 2016 after a long battle with lung related complications. Flik represented the Police, played for Rhodesia and was a Springbok trialist. married Alan Bennett in Que Que in 1971 and later joined the WFR in order to be issued with her own FN rifle. Flik represented the Que Que Police Reserve Rifle Club and was 6170/7756 Graham Norman Alexander De Wit died on 3 November 2016 in St Annes’s regarded as a good shot. After moving to Natal in 1982, Flik became involved with the Hospital, Pietermaritzburg, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa. Graham, who was a member and past BSAP Association and joined the Natal Midlands Branch in her own right when it was Chairman for two years of the Natal Branch of the Association, served two periods in the Force, formed in September 2000. Flik was instrumental in raising funds for the annual golf day and many other firstly from 2 June 1960 to 31 March 1967 leaving with the rank of Detective Section Officer activities arranged by the Midlands Branch of the Association. Flik took over as Treasurer of the Branch and then from 11 May 1967 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic when Buddy Deetlefs passed away, a position she held until her death. Flik will be fondly remembered by Police Force where he served until 17 July 1981 retiring from that Force with the rank of all who came to know her, she was warm, friendly and prided herself in making a mean Sadza and Gravy Superintendent. Graham served mainly in the C.I.D. and on leaving the Force he re-located to for the many braai's the Midlands and the KwaZulu Natal Associations held over the years. Pietermaritzburg. He was a member of the KZN and Midlands Associations.

4673 Henry Raymond (Ray) Wheeler died, aged 86 years, on 20 October 2016 in Eshowe, 7345 Peter Robert Hopkins died on 3 November 2016 in Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, England. Peter Kwazulu-Natal, South Africa. Ray served from 6 November 1950 to 31 July 1980 when he served from 11 May 1965 to 10 May 1968 leaving with the rank of Patrol Officer. transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 20 January 1983 retiring from that Force with the rank of Chief Superintendent. He was a District policeman 5959 John Bryan Marriott died on 5 November 2016 in East London, Eastern Cape, South Africa. Bryan serving at Gatooma, Wedza, Mangula, Buhera, Marandellas, Inyanga, Umtali and finally served from 12 January 1959 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force Bulawayo where he was Officer Commanding, Bulawayo District on his retirement. In 1953 where he served until 22 August 1980 retiring from that Force with the rank of Chief Superintendent. Ray was a member of the BSAP Coronation contingent and had the honour of being chosen as one of the two riders to ride from within Buckingham Palace escorting the Irish Prime Minister behind 3708 William (Bill) Crabtree OLM CPM PCD died, aged 99 years, on 6 November 2016 at the the Royal carriage. Ray was a keen cricketer during his service, playing for various Police teams. Ray had Amber Glen Care Centre, Howick, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa. Bill, who was the oldest quite an association with the BSAP. His late wife, Marian, was the daughter of 2065 1/Sgt C P H Johnson, member of the Natal Midlands, KwaZulu-Natal and UK Branches of the Association, attested his brother-in-law 5087 Insp Johnson and his two sons No. 10046 Graham and No.10423 Stephen were into the Force on 14 April 1938 and after Depot served in the District Branch at Beatrice, both members of the Force. Not to be left out, his daughter Glynis was a W/S/O in the ‘A’ Reserve and his Bindura and Shamva until 1940 when he was accepted into the C.I.D. In 1943 Bill was son-in-law, a member of PATU. seconded into the British Army Administration Unit with the rank of Lieutenant and served in Egypt, Palestine and the Greek Islands. In 1946 Bill returned to Rhodesia to resume his 6804 Brian Victor Edwards died on 21 October 2016 in Southampton, England. Brian served from 13 service where he lost his military rank but was promoted to Detective Sergeant. In 1954 he was promoted December 1962 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he to Detective Inspector and Commissioned in 1957, rapidly rising through the ranks to Deputy served until 26 May 1981 leaving that Force with the rank of Inspector. Commissioner (Crime and Security). Bill retired on 31 May 1970 having completed 32 years’ service. After leaving the Force, he joined the South African Diplomatic Service at their Embassy in Athens, Greece and 5251 John Charles Dolby died on 25 October 2016 in Port Shepstone, Kwazulu-Natal, South was Rhodesia’s “Man in Greece”, serving there for 12 years. Moving to Durban in 1982 and then to Africa. John, who was a member of both the KZN and Transvaal Associations, served from 9 Howick, Bill was gregarious, popular, greatly respected by all and was the epitome of a true Officer and May 1954 to 30 June 1974 retiring on pension with the rank of Inspector. John completed Gentleman, always dapper and an example to all. He wrote the book "Came The Fourth Flag", a very most of his service in Salisbury Province, initially at Hatfield, then Traffic Section (where he interesting and entertaining account of his exceptional life as police officer, soldier and diplomat. (Bill’s spent most of his service) with his final posting as the Member i/c Salisbury Park. He was also profile appeared in the 81st Edition of the Natal Outpost in July 2009.) the Member in Charge at the Cranborne Driving School for a number of years. On leaving the Force he worked in the tobacco industry in Salisbury, before moving to South Africa, first to Johannesburg, 10316 Ian Charles Pyke died on 14 November 2016 in Auckland, New Zealand. Ian served from 5 January then to Margate, where he was a strong supporter of the South Coast Station. 1978 to 8 January 1980 leaving with the rank of Patrol Officer.

3975 Victor George (Vic) Moisey died, aged 92 years on 27 October 2016 in Fish Hoek, South Africa. Vic, 5814 Derek Douglas Russell died, aged 77 years, on 23 November 2016 in Cape Town, South Africa. Derek, who was a member of the Western Cape Branch of the Association, served from 28 April 1946 to 31 who was a member of the Western Cape Branch of the Association, served from 3 February 1958 to 14 December 1966 retiring on pension with the rank of Chief Inspector. December 1961 leaving with the rank of Constable.

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10585 Gregory Shaun (Greg) Woodside died on 6 December 2016 in Bela-Bela (formerly Warmbaths), Limpopo Province, South Africa. Greg, who was a member of the Transvaal Branch of the Association, served from 4 January 1977 to 3 January 1980 leaving with the rank of Patrol Officer.

5194 Geoffrey Downing (Geoff) Kolbe died, aged 81 years, on 16 December 2016 in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. Geoff served from 3 January 1954 to 31 May 1963 leaving with the rank of Sergeant.

9537 David Lobban Fraser died on 16 December 2016 in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. David served from 6 January 1976 to 31 JULY 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 23 May 1981 leaving that Force with the rank of Detective Patrol Officer. 9656 James Henry (Jim) Patton died, aged 76 years, on 29 December 2016 in Three Rivers, Texas, America. Jim served from 25 June 1976 to 29 December 1977 leaving with the rank of Section Officer(T).

8522 Robert Gordon (Rob) Havill died on 2 January 2017 in Harare, Zimbabwe. Rob served from 9 October 1970 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 24 May 1983 retiring from that Force with the rank of Inspector.

5334 Alfred John (John) Worden died on 10 January 2017 in Wellington, New Zealand. John, who was a member of the New Zealand Branch of the Association, attested into the Force on 8 May 1955. After his Depot training, John was posted to the District Branch where he served at various stations including Umtali, Inyanga, Rusape, Enkledoorn, Chilimanzi, Fort Victoria Rural, Bikita, Chiredzi, Plumtree and Sinoia. He also served as Border Control Officer Lomagundi District and Staff Officer (Compol). John retired on 7 May 1980 with the rank of Chief Superintendent.

4944 Dennis Richard John Tullett died on 15 January 2017 in Exmouth, Devon, England. Dennis served from 7 July 1952 to 10 July 1962 leaving on gratuity with the rank of Staff Sergeant from PGHQ.

5220 Peter Cedric Burton died on 16 January 2017 in London, England. Peter served from 14 March 1954 to 13 March 1957 mainly in Salisbury leaving with the rank of Constable. After leaving the Force, Peter served for a period in the Canadian Police and thereafter for a number of years in the Northern Rhodesia Police.

4290 Douglas Garner MBE died, aged 90 years, on 22 January 2017 in Port Alfred, Eastern Cape, South Africa. Douglas served from 22 June 1948 to 31 July 1950 leaving with the rank of Trooper.

8317 Robert (Bob) Clark died, aged 69 years, on 29 January 2017 in Stourbridge, West Midlands, England. Bob, who was a member of the UK Branch of the Association, served from 30 September 1969 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 30 August 1981 leaving with the rank of Superintendent.

6340 Peter Ernest Moore died on 3 February 2017 in Harare, Zimbabwe. Peter served from 20 March 1961 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 1 August 1981 retiring from that Force with the rank of Chief Inspector.

4664 Stuart Anthony Harrington Brown died, aged 85 years, on 8 February 2017 in Pocklington, Yorkshire, England. Stuart served from 23 October 1950 to 9 April 1956 leaving with the rank of Constable.

10585 Gregory Shaun (Greg) Woodside died on 6 December 2016 in Bela-Bela (formerly Warmbaths), 5732 Brian James Cumming died, aged 80 years, on 17 February 2017 in Limassol, Cyprus. Brian, who was Limpopo Province, South Africa. Greg, who was a member of the Transvaal Branch of the Association, a member of the UK Branch of the Association, served from 30 June 1957 to 13 August 1977 retiring with served from 4 January 1977 to 3 January 1980 leaving with the rank of Patrol Officer. the rank of Chief Inspector.

5194 Geoffrey Downing (Geoff) Kolbe died, aged 81 years, on 16 December 2016 in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. 5337 Simon Alistair Fraser Valentine died on the 22nd March, 2017 at Plettenburg Bay, South Africa. Simon Geoff served from 3 January 1954 to 31 May 1963 leaving with the rank of Sergeant. served from 3 May 1955 to 2 May, 1958, leaving with the rank of Constable.

9537 David Lobban Fraser died on 16 December 2016 in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. David served from 6 9751 Timothy Hugh Addison died on 26 February 2017 in Sydney, Australia. Timothy served from 15 January 1976 to 31 JULY 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he September 1976 to 7 June 1980 leaving with the rank of Detective Section Officer. served until 23 May 1981 leaving that Force with the rank of Detective Patrol Officer. 9656 James Henry (Jim) Patton died, aged 76 years, on 29 December 2016 in Three Rivers, Texas, America. 10566 Stanley John DeChristie (Stan) Kenny died on 5 March 2017 in Port Elizabeth, South Africa. Stan Jim served from 25 June 1976 to 29 December 1977 leaving with the rank of Section Officer(T). served from 16 May 1978 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 18 January 1982 leaving with the rank of Section Officer. Stan was a former member 8522 Robert Gordon (Rob) Havill died on 2 January 2017 in Harare, Zimbabwe. Rob served from 9 October of the Salisbury Dog Section. 1970 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 24 May 1983 retiring from that Force with the rank of Inspector. 7859 Cornelius Gerhardus (Boet) du Plessis died on 6 March 2017 in Witbank, Mpumalanga Province, South Africa, as the result of cancer. Boet served from 12 5334 Alfred John (John) Worden died on 10 January 2017 in Wellington, New Zealand. John, December 1967 to 31 May 1972, mainly at Waterfalls, leaving with the rank of Patrol who was a member of the New Zealand Branch of the Association, attested into the Force on 8 Officer, when he moved to the Rhod Railways Security Service. He later moved to Witbank May 1955. After his Depot training, John was posted to the District Branch where he served at in South Africa where he worked for BHP Billiton, before his retirement to Middleburg. various stations including Umtali, Inyanga, Rusape, Enkledoorn, Chilimanzi, Fort Victoria Rural, Bikita, Chiredzi, Plumtree and Sinoia. He also served as Border Control Officer Lomagundi 3979 Denis Read died on 7 March 2017 in Broughton, Scotland. Denis attested on 28 April 1946 and was District and Staff Officer (Compol). John retired on 7 May 1980 with the rank of Chief Superintendent. discharged medically unfit on 16 October 1946 as a Trooper.

4944 Dennis Richard John Tullett died on 15 January 2017 in Exmouth, Devon, England. Dennis served 6634 David (Dave) Ward died, aged 74 years, on 9 March 2017 in Cape Town South Africa. Dave, a former from 7 July 1952 to 10 July 1962 leaving on gratuity with the rank of Staff Sergeant from PGHQ. member of the Western Cape Branch of the Association, served from 12 March 1962 to 31 December 1979 leaving on gratuity with the rank of Inspector. 5220 Peter Cedric Burton died on 16 January 2017 in London, England. Peter served from 14 March 1954 to 13 March 1957 mainly in Salisbury leaving with the rank of Constable. After leaving the Force, Peter 4461 George Nicholson Barron, died on 10 March 2017 in the James Paget Hospital, Lowestoft, served for a period in the Canadian Police and thereafter for a number of years in the Northern Rhodesia Suffolk, England. George served from 23 August 1949 to 30 November 1970 retiring on Police. pension with the rank of Chief Inspector.

4290 Douglas Garner MBE died, aged 90 years, on 22 January 2017 in Port Alfred, Eastern Cape, South Africa. Douglas served from 22 June 1948 to 31 July 1950 leaving with the rank of Trooper. 6992 Robert (Bob) Dalziel died, aged 85 years, on 18 March 2017 in Glasgow, Scotland. Bob joined the Force on 22 July 1963 serving as the Regimental Saddler until 30 April 1980 when he retired with the rank 8317 Robert (Bob) Clark died, aged 69 years, on 29 January 2017 in Stourbridge, West Midlands, England. of Chief Inspector (T). Moving back to Scotland, Bob worked as a saddler and general leatherworker for a Bob, who was a member of the UK Branch of the Association, served from 30 September 1969 to 31 July private company in Glasgow before securing the position of Saddler for Strathclyde Police Force where he 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where he served until 30 August 1981 was employed until his retirement. leaving with the rank of Superintendent. 4254 Neil “Smudge” Smith died on the 12th April, 2017 in Hilton Hospital, Hilton, Kwa-Zulu 6340 Peter Ernest Moore died on 3 February 2017 in Harare, Zimbabwe. Peter served from 20 Natal, South Africa, after a long battle with cancer. Smudge served from 1st May 1948 to March 1961 to 31 July 1980 when he transferred to the Zimbabwe Republic Police Force where the 2nd July 1971, retiring with the rank of Chief Inspector. He was born in Pietermaritzburg he served until 1 August 1981 retiring from that Force with the rank of Chief Inspector. where he completed his schooling, becoming a very competent sportsman and also represented Natal as a swimmer and diver. He commenced work with the P’maritzburg Municipality, where Jack Bristow, the father of Sid Bristow (later a Commissioner of the Force) was also working. He suggested that Smudge consider joining the BSA Police, although he was 4664 Stuart Anthony Harrington Brown died, aged 85 years, on 8 February 2017 in Pocklington, Yorkshire, initially rejected due to height requirements. Subsequently whilst in Salisbury representing Natal in a England. Stuart served from 23 October 1950 to 9 April 1956 leaving with the rank of Constable. swimming competition, Smudge met Sid Bristow (Jnr) and was referred to PGHQ for an interview and accepted. He entered Depot on the 1st May 1948 for training, during which he cycled daily to Les Brown swimming pool to maintain his diving and water polo abilities. He also played rugby, football and hockey. 58 59

He was also one of six recruits delegated to participate in the Musical Rides at Agricultural Shows, touring the country under the supervision of Basil Spurling and Curly Gaylard. On return he became a remount rider with his friend 4247 Hugh Dent and on completion of his training became a farrier . In 1949 Smudge was appointed a Learner Staff Instructor in Depot for PE and foot drill and equitation, although the footdrill did not inspire him. During his long leave overseas in 1951, he attended an Equitation Course at the Royal British Veterinary Corps at Melton Mowbray, where he also participated in cross country, jumping and hunts, a great grounding for his role as an excellent Riding Instructor, always immaculately turned out, a strict but fair disciplinarian, respected by the many recruits who passed through Depot during his 23 years as an Instructor. He also participated in 21 Police Displays, many mounted sports where he picked up numerous trophies, also led many mounted escort and became synonymous with the high standards of the BSA Police by his exemplary example, in fact he became an “icon” of the Force, highly respected by all and friends with most. Smudge also represented Rhodesia in diving events and the Force in various sporting events. On retirement he moved to Inyanga for a while, then became a founding member of the Rhodesian Army “Greys Scouts” for three years, subsequently moving to Shongweni in Natal, and later moving to Inchanga Village in 1999. Smudge with his late Wife Shirley, Sister of 4752 Bill Coetzer, were ardent supporters of the Natal Association and the Natal/Midlands Inchanga Braais. Smudge had an incredible memory and could remember almost every horse that members rode in Depot. With his determined attitude and fortitude, he bravely fought his final bout of cancer for almost two years. He will be sadly missed by us all and our condolences go to his son’s Billy and Nigel as well as the family.

They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old. Age shall not weary them nor do the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning we will remember them.

4254 NEIL ' SMUDGE’ SMITH. “MY LAST RIDE”

Put spurs at the foot of my coffin Put my comfiest boots on my feet Put my hat to face down the future Then ride out for my final meet

We'll take a last ride together We'll get dust and tears in our eyes We'll sleep out in the moonlight And count our blessings under the skies

We'll share a last swig of whiskey We'll share the last beans from the pot We'll all sing round the dying embers Until my last ride must stop

Colin Kerr

He was also one of six recruits delegated to participate in the Musical Rides at Agricultural Shows, touring 4254 Neil Smudge Smith : An “Icon” of the B. S. A. Police the country under the supervision of Basil Spurling and Curly Gaylard. On return he became a remount rider with his friend 4247 Hugh Dent and on completion of his training became a farrier . In 1949 Smudge was appointed a Learner Staff Instructor in Depot for PE and foot drill and equitation, although the footdrill did not inspire him. During his long leave overseas in 1951, he attended an Equitation Course at the Royal British Veterinary Corps at Melton Mowbray, where he also participated in cross country, jumping and hunts, a great grounding for his role as an excellent Riding Instructor, always immaculately turned out, a strict but fair disciplinarian, respected by the many recruits who passed through Depot during his 23 years as an Instructor. He also participated in 21 Police Displays, many mounted sports where he picked up numerous trophies, also led many mounted escort and became synonymous with the high standards of the BSA Police by his exemplary example, in fact he became an “icon” of the Force, highly respected by all and friends with most. Smudge also represented Rhodesia in diving events and the Force in various sporting events. On retirement he moved to Inyanga for a while, then became a founding member of the Rhodesian Army “Greys Scouts” for three years, subsequently moving to Shongweni in Natal, and later moving to Inchanga Village in 1999. Smudge with his late Wife Shirley, Sister of 4752 Bill Coetzer, were ardent supporters of the Natal Association and the Natal/Midlands Inchanga Braais. Smudge had an incredible memory and could remember almost every horse that members rode in Depot. With his determined attitude and fortitude, he bravely fought his final bout of cancer for almost two years. He will Smudge at the Pool John Pearce and Smudge with R/H Wallaby be sadly missed by us all and our condolences go to his son’s Billy and Nigel as well as the family.

They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old. Age shall not weary them nor do the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning we will remember them.

4254 NEIL ' SMUDGE’ SMITH. “MY LAST RIDE”

Put spurs at the foot of my coffin Put my comfiest boots on my feet Put my hat to face down the future Then ride out for my final meet Smudge jumping on R/H Indigo Smudge receiving another trophy from Lady Gibbs We'll take a last ride together We'll get dust and tears in our eyes We'll sleep out in the moonlight And count our blessings under the skies

We'll share a last swig of whiskey We'll share the last beans from the pot We'll all sing round the dying embers Until my last ride must stop

Smudge training for horse vaulting for a Police Display, followed by his friend Hugh Dent Colin Kerr

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ZIMBABWE PENSIONERS’ SUPPORT FUND (Editor. The ongoing work of the Zimbabwe Pensioner Support Fund is an extremely vital and worthwhile project which deserves our publicity and support.)

On behalf of the pensioners that the ZPSF supply with food, I would like to thank the KZN BSAP Association for your donations received over the year towards our Golden Oldies.Thank you so much for your support during these very difficult times. Your support is invaluable to us and we at the ZPSF would never be able to sustain our regular supply of relief food parcels if it were not for donations such as yours. All of this happens because of people like you, you our Donors ensure our wheels keep turning, you are all truly amazing. THANK YOU and God Bless. Sadly our Malelane warehouse was broken into last week Tuesday evening and our laptops and various other items were stolen as well as some petty cash. So as you can imagine emails and so on were lost (Thankfully most of my data was backed up).

[You can contact Linda Schultz, at [email protected] or the Zim Pen Support Fund Website www.zpsf.co.za or by email from [email protected] (or phone 00 27 013 7900934). The fund also has a UK account and a Paypal facility on the zpsf web site. If you make a donation please give your name as reference and advise Linda via e mail or phone (as above).]

Banking Details for Donations: First National Bank Account Name: Zimbabwe Pensioner Support Fund Account No. 62239042906 Branch Code 250655 NPO No 096733 : Section 18A PBO 930031642

KWAZULU-NATAL SOCIAL CALENDAR FOR 2017

11 Jan Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 08 Mar Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 Warnerdoone Fishing 19 Mar Sun Braai Durban South 11.30 Club 30 Apr Sun Braai Durban West Augusta Club 11.00 10 May Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 13 May Sat A.G.M KZN Association German Club West’ville 11.00 03 Jun Sat Lunch Natal South Coast MOTH Shellhole 11.00 12 Jun Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 23 Jul Sun Inchanga Day KZN/Midlands Day Inchanga Village 11.00 13 Aug Sun Braai Durban South Warnerdoone F/C 11.00 13 Sept Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 25 Sept Mon Annual Lunch Natal /KZN TBA 12.00 22 Oct Sun Braai Durban West Augusta Club 11.00 08 Nov Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 25 Nov Sat Xmas Lunch Natal South Coast Moth Shellhole 11.00

ZIMBABWE PENSIONERS’ SUPPORT FUND If in any doubt regarding a scheduled event we suggest you telephone the following contacts before (Editor. The ongoing work of the Zimbabwe Pensioner Support Fund is an extremely vital commencing your journey: Durban South and Natal South Coast Barry Woan 039 312 2028 or and worthwhile project which deserves our publicity and support.) 0834430533; Durban West (Hillcrest) and Natal Branch Des Howse 031 762 1010 or 083 440 6740; Durban North Iain Laing 031 500 4628 or 083 778 7765. On behalf of the pensioners that the ZPSF supply with food, I would like to thank the KZN BSAP Association for your donations received over the year Members are requested to please support the functions organised for the enjoyment of towards our Golden Oldies.Thank you so much for your support during these very difficult times. Your members arranged by the Members i/c Stations and their teams. support is invaluable to us and we at the ZPSF would never be able to sustain our regular supply of relief food parcels if it were not for donations such as yours. All of this happens because of people oooOOOooo like you, you our Donors ensure our wheels keep turning, you are all truly amazing. THANK YOU and God Bless. Sadly our Malelane warehouse was broken into last week Tuesday evening and our laptops Should I Really Join Facebook? and various other items were stolen as well as some petty cash. So as you can imagine emails and so on When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all were lost (Thankfully most of my data was backed up). without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and [You can contact Linda Schultz, at [email protected] or the Zim Pen Support Fund Website Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, my 13 www.zpsf.co.za or by email from [email protected] (or phone 00 27 013 grand kids and 2 great grand kids could communicate with me in the modern way. I figured I could 7900934). The fund also has a UK account and a Paypal facility on the zpsf web site. If handle something as simple as Twitter with only 140 characters of space. That was before one of my grandkids hooked me up for, Whatsapp, Tweeter, Twitterific, Tweetdeck, Twitpix and something that you make a donation please give your name as reference and advise Linda via e mail or sends every message to my cell phone and every other program within the texting world. phone (as above).]

My phone was beeping every three minutes with the details of everything except the bowel Banking Details for Donations: First National Bank Account Name: Zimbabwe Pensioner Support Fund movements of the entire next generation. I am not ready to live like this. I now keep my “blue tooth” Account No. 62239042906 Branch Code 250655 cell phone in the garage in my golf bag. NPO No 096733 : Section 18A PBO 930031642

The kids bought me a GPS for my last birthday which I am supposed to use when I drive, because they

say I get lost every now and then. I now keep the GPS also in a box under my tool bench with the KWAZULU-NATAL SOCIAL CALENDAR FOR 2017 “Blue” tooth [it's red] phone. I used it once when standing in line at Barnes and Noble talking to my 11 Jan Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 wife and everyone within 50 yards was glaring at me. I had to take my hearing aid out to use it and I 08 Mar Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 was apparently shouting loudly, how else could she hear me? Warnerdoone Fishing 19 Mar Sun Braai Durban South 11.30 Club I mean the GPS looked pretty smart on my dash board, but the lady inside that gadget was the most 30 Apr Sun Braai Durban West Augusta Club 11.00 annoying and rudest person I had encountered in a long time. Every 10 minutes she would sarcastically 10 May Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 say, "Re-calc-u-lating." You would think that she could be nicer. It was like she could barely tolerate 13 May Sat A.G.M KZN Association German Club West’ville 11.00 me. She would let go with a deep sigh and then tell me to make a U-turn at the next light. Then if I 03 Jun Sat Lunch Natal South Coast MOTH Shellhole 11.00 made a right turn instead ….. well, it was not a good relationship. When I get really lost now, I call my 12 Jun Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 23 Jul Sun Inchanga Day KZN/Midlands Day Inchanga Village 11.00 wife and tell her the name of the cross streets and now she is starting to develop the same tone as 13 Aug Sun Braai Durban South Warnerdoone F/C 11.00 Gypsy, the GPS lady. At least she loves me. 13 Sept Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 25 Sept Mon Annual Lunch Natal /KZN TBA 12.00 To be perfectly frank, I am still trying to learn how to use the cordless phones in our house. We have 22 Oct Sun Braai Durban West Augusta Club 11.00 had them for 4 years, but I still haven't figured out how I lose three phones all at once and have to run 08 Nov Wed Coffee Morning Durban North Europa 11.00 around digging under chair cushions, checking bathrooms and the dirty laundry baskets when the 25 Nov Sat Xmas Lunch Natal South Coast Moth Shellhole 11.00 phone rings. The world is just getting too complex for me. They even mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would think they could settle on something themselves but this sudden "Paper

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or Plastic?" every time I check out, just knocks me for a loop. I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid looking confused, but I never remember to take them with me. Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or plastic?" I just say, "It doesn't matter to me. I am bi-sacksual". Then it's their turn to stare at me with a blank look.

I was recently asked if I tweet much. I answered, “No, but I do pass wind a lot”.

We senior citizens don't need any more gadgets. The TV and garage door remotes are about all we can handle!

BETTING TIPS

A chap was having a few drinks by himself at a pub when he met up with a striking, but quite short and slim young woman. They got on famously and after several drinks ended up in bed.

The next morning she told him she was a jockey and that if he came to the races that day, she'd tip him the winner of each race she was riding in, by giving him a sign as she rode out of the saddling paddock.

In Race 2, she rode out rubbing both her boobs. The bloke looked through the race book and found 'Two Abreast' on which he placed $100 at 5-1. It won by two lengths.

In Race 4 she rode out rubbing her fingers round her eyes. He put the lot on 'Eyeliner' at 10-1 and was then $5000 in front.

In the last race she came out standing up in the stirrups and rubbing her crotch. He backed nothing . After the races, he met up with her and thanked her for the winners in races 2 and 4.

'What about 'Itchy Mickey' in the sixth?', she asked. 'It paid a fortune’! 'Shit', he said, 'I thought you were telling me the favourite was scratched.’

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I was recently asked if I tweet much. I answered, “No, but I do pass wind a lot”.

We senior citizens don't need any more gadgets. The TV and garage door remotes are about all we can handle!

BETTING TIPS

A chap was having a few drinks by himself at a pub when he met up with a striking, but quite short and slim young woman. They got on famously and after several drinks ended up in bed.

In Race 2, she rode out rubbing both her boobs. The bloke looked through the race book and found 'Two Abreast' on which he placed $100 at 5-1. It won by two lengths.

In Race 4 she rode out rubbing her fingers round her eyes. He put the lot on 'Eyeliner' at 10-1 and was then $5000 in front.

In the last race she came out standing up in the stirrups and rubbing her crotch. He backed nothing . After the races, he met up with her and thanked her for the winners in races 2 and 4.

'What about 'Itchy Mickey' in the sixth?', she asked. 'It paid a fortune’! 'Shit', he said, 'I thought you were telling me the favourite was scratched.’

This page sponsored by 5842 Derek Starr