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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by ScholarWorks @ SeattleU. It has been accepted for inclusion in The peS ctator by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks @ SeattleU. New EducationalDevice Spectator FollowingModern Trends SEATTLE UNIVERSITY Available to Students Plans have at last been completed for the immediate installation of a book report dispenser,it was announced today. Vol. XIX SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, TUESDAY, APRIL 1, 1952 °^^>® No. 15 The decision to purchase this complicated mechanical device follows the generalpolicy of the school to provide the students with the very latest in modern conveniences. ' Lindroth Fiddles While Buhr Hall Burns The machine, similar to the one presently used by the public library to check out books, will pro- Petition Seeks vide photostatic copies of reports according to the specific needs of Comprehensive the student. Each selection can be made by means of a dial clearly designating the general subject Exam Revisions matter, the number of words, and A petition containing the names the degree of intellectual insight of 300 seniors, and suggesting a contained therein. change in the mannerin which the One of the most valuable fea- philosophy comprehensiveexamin- tures of these reports will be a ations are being administered, was generally coherent arrangementof submitted yesterday to Rev. James complete sentences. Misspelled McGuigan, Dean of Studies. words will be limited to one in every fifty, The studentsfeelthat the present according to the basic written does not permit them English requirementsnow enforced exam departments adequately express their knowl- in all of the Univer- to sity. Individualstyle, animportant edge, and that theability of gradu- quality ating on such a in most book reports, will seniors to converse supplied by own subject is vastly underestimated. the student's dwriting or typing attempts. They therefore advocatein the petition that there be several assem- &±he main advantage of this new blies of the entire faculty through- machine is that it will enable the out the year to enableevery senior students to devote the time usually to exchange intellectualnotes with spent in trackingdownpre-written his professors on philosophicaland reports to the far more profitable theological matters. A much more task of judging yo-yo contests. accurate evalution of the students' Faculty, too, will share in its knowledge will thus be obtained. benefits. Correction will be re- hold that duced to a minimum; thus leaving The seniors this will the free for relaxing prove practicable than teachers even more spring only the method employed previous to activities. The notable disadvantage is in the in- 1950. Under that old way, every foreseen Harpist Pyromaniac graduating senior required to evitable decrease in library rev- Turns was enue to of Drive appear before an appointed board due the discontinuation Donation two-day of three faculty members for the necessity of reserve an books. In Quest for Inspiration; quiz year study of Parking oral onhis four- (Continued onPage Four) For Lot philosophy and theology. This sys- Damage Estimates High tem was abolished because there Begins Tuesday was never a sufficient amount of that remains of the former Bnhr Hall is a handful properly The donation drive that willsur- time to question such Seniors ashes. Late last evening Lloyd Lindroth, popular young large numbers of graduates. The Schedule PAII pass all previous donation drives entirely string ensemble, set fire to Buhr Hall by rubbing two harp- will be launched into full swing pressure of time will be strings together. In a few minutes the building was a blaz- next week, according to re- eliminated under this new and All-School Mixer latest more relaxingplan. ing inferno. ports received today. Donation Conscientious firefighters from Vets'Hall formed a buck- tickets will besold for 49 cents and Jim Farris, representing the Tomorrow Night brigade squelch damp the holder of the winning number Senior— Class, adds: "The fact re- "Come as you are" is the theme et to the flames. With a handkerchief will receive two tickets to the mains when anyone is heldunder face, Roller plunged into the and of the last mixer of the year to be over his Joe blaze wrenched Telenews Theatre plus a beautiful the pressure of time, as he is for held tomorrow night in the base- the two drinking fountains from hand-tooled leather pillbox. The example during the written com- ment of the Engineering Building. the wall. These were manned to Don't Look Now, number will be drawn from the prehensives,he will very rarely do Music will be provided by Evelyn capacity by two fearless engineers. Loyalty Cup on the night of Com- justice to that which heis attempt- Elastic and her Rubberband. In an interview with the press But mencement. Proceeds of the drive ing." later, explained ... Intermission entertainment will Lindroth with a will be used for the long-awaited The petitionwill bepresented for glassy look in his eyes, "I had to There willbe asneak preview of parking lot top feature the Tuxedo Twins, Mary of the1952 nextTuesday construction a on approval at the next faculty meet- Ellen Jensen and memorizethe first18linesof Chau- AEGIS of Building. Jackie Rendall. Buhr the LA ing. the program is Crooner cer andIJust couldn't concentrate. in Auditorium between The precedent of raising money Also on Ineeded inspiration. Something 3:02 and 3:03 a.m. Union Building John O'Brien, accompanied by his for the Student Ed. had tosacrifice itself tomy genius." .Fund was abandoned this yearbe- INCIDENTALLY brother . .. The dance is beingsponsoredby Spectatorsat thesceneof this act (Tar and feathers will be The April Fool of cause of the more immediateneed edition The the seniors for purpose of pyromania testified to seeing provided) of a place for students to park SPECTATOR, usually published the of re- their moving in the Lindroth pensively strumming his cars during school hours. "The by Sig, not appear the deficit incurred Gamma will class treasury by Mardi Gras. lyre, the flames mirrored in his number of students arriving late year the this because all the mem- The debtmust bepaid grad- crazed eyes. for class after hiking fromparking bers lost the West before are on Quad- uates can receive their diplomas. The Art Department announced AFL Workers places on Rainier Avenue has be- rangle. that untold damage has resulted come increasingly annoying to the Co-ChairmenBillHiglin and Les from the fire. instructors," stated Fr. McGuigan, Whittles stated that they hopedthe Picket "Cave" student body The fire had spread to the Little Dean of Faculties. would takeadvantage Theatre on Campus, damaging Detailed blueprints of the new Mendel Hosts of the opportunity to further this hundreds of props and scenery In Mass Strike garage wereapproved yesterday at noble cause. Cooperation will be backdrops. It has been the faculty meeting held in THE fully repaid by an evening of estimated The Cave Men, who recently be- sparkling that the whole first and second members AF (As- SPECTATOR office. According to Noted Speaker entertainment. came of the of L Admission is 50 cents per person balcony will have to be rebuilt. sociated Flunkeys of Labor), have the architect's design, the entrance Dr. What A. Wheeze, notedgrad- and tickets will be on this aft- The orchestra remained relatively plans will be facing Marion street and sale revealed for the massive uate of Whazza Matta Wid U., was ernoon and tomorrow morning in untouched. picketing of the Cave. Jake Mc- the high level parking area will be by guest speaker last evening at the the Athletic office. They may also pro- representa- reached means of a steel ramp "A day of mourning is Clelland, the AF of L third biennial meeting of the popu- be purchased tomorow evening at claimed for tomorrow," stated an tive,stated that the picketing will built over the Science Building lawn. The garage itself is expected lar Mendel Club. the door. unofficial source close to the presi- be in protest to long workinghours Dr. Wheeze, dent. "A ceremony will place and low wages. to accommodate 500 cars-. The exit take provided currently on a high atop LA Building, will be by another ramp the where According to local leading notion-wide tour, the remaining ashes will be scat- the union's across Spring street and paper, "the elevation of the stan- descending to street level the addressed the Aegis Order Form tered to the winds." on group dards in this case is long past due northeast side of the Engineering onthe sub- since Cave employers are still Building. A special elevator will ject of "Truhling- szeit - Fieber," Obtainable Soon known to make their employees carry students to the lower floors Knights Present work for a living." Some of the of the LA Building. better known as The 1952 AEGIS complete witha Cave men claimed that they were "To guarantee the success of this Spring Fever. new type of spiral binding will be forced to do manual labor for one expensive undertaking, the cooper- Danger signs of distributed to the student body the disease, such "twitterpa- somewhere around Needed Flag Pole hour every day in order to receive ation of every students is needed," as the Fourth of their three They tions," cave-itis, and wandering July, according to the recent an- body five-coursemeals. said Ernie Pastornicky, chairman High point of the student further asserted that is strict eyes werediscussedin great detail. nouncement of the editors. meeting tomorrow night will be the this a of the drive. Everyone will be ex- violation of their constitutional pected to sell at The economy affordedby depart- presentation to the ASSU by the least ten books of The doctor further pointed out rights of life, liberty, and the pur- donations as well as participate the alarming that ure from the conventional book Teepeechapter of InterhallKnights news evencran- binding publication suit of happiness. three nights each week in the ial injections of the multiplication enabled the of of the long-awaited flagpole. - pictures in the annual. The Aegis willing house -to house campaign. The times-table and Grimes Law have Chuck Karaman, pro-minor, and The menare to return to budget was cut in half year jobs wages books will be distributedwitheach failed to aid the patients. this for the event, announces their when their are due to expenditures in chairman foreman, cup of coffeein theCave. Anypro- increased that due tolack of adequate income increased and when their As a result of the address mem- other departments of the school. John, ceeds exceeding thecost of thepro- from fraternity's Tootsie Roll Bull Dozer is removed from bers of theclub votedunanimously an nominal the However, ject will be placed in a fund to For additional fee, sale, a sapling: fir tree willbeplant- his post. as a counter to extend week-endsto five daysin students may have their name and thrust, begun advocating pay for the services of head park- ed on the front lawn with hopes John has order not tohinder students study- major inscribed in gold the of the yellow dog contract ing attendant Clint Hattruji. ing malady those actually 14-carat that several years hence an appro- use the or leaf on the lower left-hand corner priate flagpole will result. when employing men workers. suffering fromit. of the cover. This personalized The pole will also serve the IK's Rev. Julius LaMotta,head of the For Week End Plans Dr. Wheeze entered the medical touch will enhance the outside ap- on their feast day this spring when, Crime Investigating Committee, profession with extensiveresearch pearance of thebook.Allare there- under ChairmanDick Blewett, the has announced that negotiations Check the Revised into the field of hay fever, and his fore urged to fill out the order group will holditsannualMay Pole to reach a settlement to the dispute transfer from that field caused forms available at the Information dance. will begin early next week. Campus Calendar quite a blow to his colleagues. Booth before June 1. Tuesday, April 1, 2 THE SPECTATOR 1952 University Spectator Book Review SONJA HENNIE Seattle A. MOLE Member of the APall SURE AS EGGS ARE EGGS, by Bussy, Toulouse, and Gilmore. NORTHWEST INTERCOLLEGIATE PRESS CONFERENCE Illustrated by Richard Berger. Pullet-zer and Nephews Pub- There many on campus who — are lishing Co., $3.99. (All rights deserved.) °l( Official publication of the AssociatedStudents feel that, despite precautionary Mercer Island,'53. — of Seattle University.Publishedweekly on Thurs- measures to the contrary, there is At last, the book Seattle U students have been waiting for Sure improvement here at Eggs Eggs. Here, days during the school year, and twice quarterly stillroom for as Are under one cover, are the collected classroom * enough, these " School and SU. Alarmingly witicisms of Fathers Joseph Bussy, James Gilmore, and Michael Tou- during summer sessions. Editorial persons to offer St., Seattle same ventured louse. Now SU students, alumni, and friends can have a permanent business offices at Tenth and Madison some suggestions in response to method of remembering, recalling, and retelling these Fathers' jokes. ?Wffi£o%wW£: <> 22) Subscription rates, $1.50 per year. En- *C3ô. Wash. the query, "What more could pos- In the preface, the Fathers wrote: "Our purpose in having this book tered as third class matter. sibly be done to improve our uni- published is to salvage from oblivion a large number of humorous versity?" stories and and to preserve these stories and lines for posterity. advertising representative: Advertising Service, lines National National George Ishii: "Automatic "A" have, in all care, avoided the vulgar. There is no place in humor Aye., 17, N.Y. We Inc., 420 Madison New York courses would alleviate a certain for the ambiguous or double-meaning joke, for such a joke is not a amount of the strain of studying." joke at all, but an offense to man's intelligence and nature." EDITORIAL STAFF Ann Sweeney: "A crystal ball The pie-publication response to theôok has been treemndous. The Directed by , Municipal Escort Service would be a definite advantage in Literary Guild and the Book-of-the-Month Club have announced that Produced by Capeloto Bros., Continental tracking down missing persons." they will offer the volume as a special selection to their members. Consumers, Florida Fruit Co. Pat Grady: "A few women with Critics have received Sure as Eggs Are Eggs with open arms. Said the Starring The Big Dipper, The Milky Way, Aries, brains would help meet the high Saturday Review: "This volume is more than a collection of classroom Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, Orion expectations of the male students." gags, it is a scholarly endeavor into the field of humor." Atlantic Month- Theresa Verqne: "Grey Spur ly's book critic waxedenthusiastic: "We can thank the author-compilers MANAGEMENT jackets wouldsave oncleaningbills for bringing forth this book, just when the state of so-called humor in Words and Music— Rogers andHammerstein, GilbertandSullivan, Bach- for everyone." America has been reduced to slapstick routines on television. The au- mann and Smith, George and Ira, Riverman and Hare, Tonsils and Emmett Beaulaurier:"The SPEC thors have done a magnificent service. We eagerly await their next Dude, Berry and Webber. office sure needs a radiator key, volume." Curley." Makeup Factor, HelenaRubenstein, Hazel Bishop, Joanne Hosey, Inthe meantime, the author-compilers, too, have not escapednotice. Max Marion Michael: "Third floor Harriet Hubbard Ayer, Dorothy Grey, Joan Webber. With announcement that the majority of book-sellers in Seattle will classes should be abolished." carry book, author-meets-public gatherings will takeplace. Costuming— Hattie Carnegie, Bobbie Brooks, Ann Fogarty, Lilly Dache, the numerous Denis Dennehy: "Why doesn't Nelson, the.books go sale there be Barbara Webber, Jonathan Logan. At Frederick and when first on will the Cave serve enchilades?" a gigantic autographparty, which will be held in the department store's — Berry, Whiteand Bollard,Ewing Properties Henry Broderick, Barbara Dr. La Cugna: "It seems to me auditorium because of the demand. and Clark. — that students ought to be able to Ina forthcoming appearance at the Seattle Chamber of Commerce, English Sub-Titles Fr. Logan, Fr.Flajole, Fr. McCusker,Miss Webber, make a more obvious display Father Gilmore will speak on "The Psychology of Humor and its Appli- Fr. LaMotta, Mr. Melanson. around school of their cultural cation to the Business World." Technical Advisors — Harry Kinerk, Francis Smedley, George Szego, knowledge." Fr. Bussy has been engaged tp address the Ladies' Musical Club Schuck, Robel,Walter Purcell, Pinky Joan Etchey: "Hip-boots should on the subject: "There's Logic in Laughter," as an added boost to Robert Viggers, Theresa Steve for Webber, Alfred Blank. be provided by the AWSSU circulation. use on the second floor at certain Photography — Jon Arnt, Fr. Schmidt, Joan Berry, Tom Towey, Babs The Philosophy Department has revealed that all seniors who pass hours of the morning." the comprehensives in Philosophy will be given a copy of the volume Webber. Phil McCluskey: "Why doesn't — Bussy as a remembrance of their happg times in Philosophy class. In case Sports Coach Fr. someonestart a lost-ahd-foundde- around, Fr. Carmody there are not enough books to go Fr. Toulouse will present Official Scorer partment?" personally Jerry those seniors not receiving a volume with a autographed Official Timer Gribble Mary DenDouen: "What this bowling-ball. Official Announcer Irene McNerney scheol needs is a more systematic Official Statistician B. Webber methodof publicizing socialevents. Referee , Ted Bell Signs and posters at every turn Typists — Bob Giblin, Joan Bittner, Ron Peterson, Fr. Kelley, Jerry and on every available space cer- Don't Give Ita Thought O'Brien, Bobbie Webber. tainly are not enough to let us An unbridled rumor has circulated throughout the halls of this Recipes Mrs. Anderson, Mary,Mary, Marie students know what is going on." institution which gives all Of us cause for thought. This rumor is the Poor! Try our date bureau Emmett Casey: "The tower accusation that students within these walls don't think. Circulation chimes be rung everymorn- At the very thought of the thoughtless charge that think, Manning & Sons should — we don't Morgue ing at 8:05 to awaken students liv- we disagree. Infact, we-don't think so or to be more grammatically Readers Ist and 2nd grade primers ing on campus in time for their correct, we think not. states, pointed emphasis, may "The of the press is a hot potato. Use it justly, hold 8 o'clock classes." Sometimes a teacher with that we Motto freedom not learn actual facts in his BUT will learn to think. it high, and pass the gravy." any course we His devilish, gleeful manner irritates us. We immediately determine, Letters to Editor in our clean-cut American fashion, that we will outfox him. We will Editorial go through the whole quarter without thinking and, to degrade him Dear Editor: completely, we will get an A. That's what WE think. For a school that claims to be an The device commonly used to stimulate thinking is homework. Arise andRevolt, Slobs! institution of higher learning Iam One professor even went so far as to give some of it on the same night amazed at the things which take as a basketball game. He had often been thought to be un-American, warm-up jackets. campus. are Comrades, throw off your shackles and place on this Classes and this seemed to be conclusive evidence. It is sure, anyway, that he Revolt against this oppression. Come to the aid of your fel- forced to takea back seat whileex- is not Ail-American and, therefore, he is nohelp to the University. snooks!! John has an- tra-curricular activities assume gi- We always want to do things in the good old American fashion. low comrades (the swine). Don't be gantic proportions. Ifind it highly IN CAVE. Unreasonable Our reason is, logically, that anything which isn't American is un- nounced NO SMOKING' GLORIOUS unsatisfactory that classes be dis- American and, therefore, subversive. The good, American meetings. red-blooded and treacherous is this decree/ — missed for student body way to do something is to do it as fast and efficiently as possible. Now, Who does John think he is anyhow? Students are not only kept from thinking takes time and therefore is not the American way. Hence, going to class but they are also for- thinking is un-American and subversive. Comrades, glorious Cave would be facilities dur- Imagine, what with- bidden to use library We don't want you to think that we employed the power of thinking out smoke. Think of that terribly healthy air surging about ing the timeof a meeting. Further- to work out this explanation. This would be embarrassing, for obvious Un-American! Think of coffee with no nicotine morethe student is forced to waste reasons. We merely memorized, from books, key the tables. the function be- a few methods which an hour attending guarantee to make any thoughtless thought logical. to wash it favorite gullet. Is this American? What campus is left cause nothing on So a rumor is going around that we don'tthink. But those thought- would it be like to see worthy sweetheart in true daylight? open. homely mongers fail to realize that thinking may not be necessary, and cer- Ugh! How you will despise one another's faces. Is Isincerely hope that immediate tainly may not useful. In fact, we, rectify the situa- be it often is a detriment. If as better you both dead. Is this American? actionis taken to college students, can go through four years without Ihinking, we should tion. not be ashamed; should be proud of It is duty Arise now! Follow the mighty hero, George Mehrens, student, we our cleverness. our An irate not to think. Don't you think so? Or don't you? who says, "Beloved comrades, Americans, students, slobs, we XAVERINE* * *PALOOKA. here at SU demand our honorable right of freedom of speech, thought, and brand of weeds, no matter what skunk Jody Dear Editor: CAMPUS CALENDAR* coffee and we must have cigarettes, Please refer this to your Home- WHAT WHEN Melia says. We must have coming Queen. TRACK MEET (SU vs. U. of W., Memorial Stadium) April 5 patriots' best buddy." Icollect buttons. Ihavethe larg- FEAST OF ST. TIGERNACH April 5 Comrades, you have heard your leader speak. Now act! est sentimental collection in the SPUR DRIVE BEGINS (9:30 a.m.) „ April 7 West. SPUR DRIVE ENDS (11:05 a.m.) Arise in mass like swine that you are. Drive John from face April 7 example of him and his kind Ihave them from friendsall over SODALITY DRIVE BEGINS (11:06 a.m.) April 7 of earth —to Yakima. Make an the world, from all the leading SODALITY DRIVE ENDS (11:79 a.m.) April 7 who would harm our great culture. names inradio, sports and religion. I.K. DRIVE BEGINS (12:82 a.m.) April 7 Now is the hour! Light your torches. Act! Isew them on cardboard 11x14 HIYU BAKESALE April 8 . and print the donor's name be- TOTEM TOUR TO PIONEER SQUARE April 9 neath, or any history Imight have I.K. PICNIC (Volunteer Park), HOG-CALLING of the button sent me. CONTEST (West Quadrangle) April 10 Remnants ofSU Ihave thousands of queens from NO SOCIAL EVENT, FEAST OF ST. GUTHLAKE. .Fri., April 11 " CUNNING here and there, beauties from all NO SOCIAL EVENT Saturday,April 12 ROLLERHAM and parts of the United States, scores ASSU EGG ROLL (Broadway-Madison Intersection) April 13 Buried deep, but not deep enough, in the history of Seattle U lies from the movies and stage. XAVERINE PALOOKA'S BIRTHDAY April 15 a tale which we shall proceed to relate. You will find enclosed a small APO SEWING BEE, FEAST OF ST. FRUCTOSUS April 16 Room 101, located at the foot of the south stairs, is now the central self-addressedenvelope.Please put CHEM CLUB MIXER (Buhr Hall), PAN XENIA office of the Revered Order of Schoolus Janitori. Its new interior dec- a button in it, any size, shape or MIXER (Chem Lab.) April 17 oration by the Fuller Brush Co. scarcely belies its colorful past. color, one youhave worn, andmail NO SOCIAL EVENT Friday,April 18 Not too many years ago, the room held a thriving medical center. to me. NO SOCIAL EVENT, FEAST OF ST. ELPHEGE Under the supervisionof student nurse Bob Kelly, many serious cases Wishing you the best of every- (surnamed "The Bald") Saturday, April 19 of hangnails were averted. The group's success came to an abrupt end thing, ENGINEERS' MOTHERS' CLUB TEA April20 when stethoscopes were crossed and three owners of poodle cuts were * PSYTH* * O'PATH GRADUATE INVESTIGATION COMMITTEE MEETING sent to the veterinary. (Robel's Inferno) April21 The aromatic essence of chlorophyl still pervaded the office when Dear Editor: ACTIVITIES BOARD MEETING (3 a.m., the Tower) April22 its next occupant, Dr. Clauster O'Phobia, set up the original psycho- Recently your publicationran a SILVER SCROLL ALL-MALE STYLE SHOW April 23 pathic testing center. The noted Harvard graduate conducted a thriving particular recipe that I am just ALPHA SIGMA NU MIXER (Cave), LAMBDA TAU business until he discovered a Yale lock on the door. dying to get hold of. It was called MIXER (Chieftain) April24 Seizing this opportunity, the Philosophy Club rented the coveted "Galbraith Goulosh" or "How-Do- NO SOCIAL EVENT Friday,April25 closet and orderedthree dozen Swamis. But the great expense of spiked You SMw." NO SOCIAL EVENT Saturday,April 26 beds and cobra snakes so depleted their treasury that the project was Ihave now in my collection REGIONAL CREW RACES (Faculty Parking Lot) April 27 abandoned. about 4,562,847 stew recipeswhich INTERNATIONAL JACK TOURNAMENT (Corvallia, Room 101 then became alternately the storehouse for the file of Iam combiningintoabook entitled France) April 28 Spur pledges and the practice room for Yo-Yo contest judges. "Helpful Hints for the Benign FEAST OF ST. ERKONWALD April 30 Recently it was suggested as the logical site for the H. R. Dale Bachelor." SPUR HORSE SHOW (Lower Campus)... April 31 pres- Sincerely, Bureau, but quick action by Ye Olde Moppe Union resulted in its IK DRIVE ENDS (11:56%) :....April32 ent occupancy. May its future be as colorful as its past. STEVE ROBEL. Tuesday, April 1, 1952 THE SPECTATOR 3 JOHN O'BRIEN INDICTED IN NIT FIX Brightman Signs Tournament Officials Reveal Dionne Quintuplets Bribe Acceptance by Star For Platoon System Seattle University was shocked today with news that H. Albert Brightman, SUbasket- John O'Brien has been indicted by NIT officials on charges ballmentor, recently returned from of "throwing last month's game with Holy Cross." a tour of the eastern states and The National Invitational Tournament officials and SU Canada with the news that the athletic authorities rocked the entire Northwest the Dionne quintuplets will attend Se- as an- attle U next year. nouncement came that John has admitted taking a $2,000 from "I first saw them working out in bribe a certain Joe Narico. The bribe was made on condition a knitting tournament and realized great potential possibilities," that SU would not win its NIT their Barbell Artist game with Holy Cross. states Brightman. "Try to picture my glee and happy astonishment With sick hearts SU studentsand when Ilater found that they also Enrolls Here athletic enthusiasts received the play basketball." news. Many refused to believe what they Brightman plans incorporate had heard. John had to Next Quarter captured two national scoring- two-platoon system next sea- titles the and the admiration of who son.His first teamlineup will prob- After the revelation of the bas- all scandal,university athletics watched him play. It seemed un- able be Annette Dionne and Cecile ketball - Dionne, forwards; in have emphasized lesser indulged believable that he would be influ- MarieDionne enced by theunscrupulous spot, and and sports. The announcementhas been Madison the center Yvonne Square Garden gamblers. Emllie Dionne in the guard posi- received that ErnestineMcMonigle tions. of Passaic, N. J., will enroll as a Bill Fenton expressed his be- His second team is uncertain but freshman in the Fall term. wildermentas he mumbled, "I just can't believe it. Johnny there is a rumor of "some giant Miss McMonigle, for those not isn't that sleeper" in the center well-informed, type of a boy. Iwon't pass judg- mid-West is a leading con- until berth. Also, hemay use a couple of tender for the world ment I hear both Johnny's women's and the NIT officials' story." promising twinsup from the intra- weight-lifting crown. A barbell mural league. enthusiast since the age of three, Al Brightman, Chieftain coach, put Yvonne appears to be outstand- she thinks nothing of doingsetting- his feelings as follows: "I'm ing member of the squad, having up exercises with 400-lb. weights. just sick about the wholemess. We knitted 1,051 argyles last season. "It ain't only de muscle-power," all knew that John's shooting was Inbasketballshe is famous for her she observed, "it also takes concen- off, but none of the players or faded-away jump shot. Leaping tration, brudder!" myself wouW have dreamed that air,she hangs around O'Brien, nationally hoop star, solemnly receives news it was intentional. We were play- high into the John famous With McMonigle's enroll- up there her comes charge. Miss ing for high stakes at New York until checker of bribe many down. She then lofts the ball in, ment, it is expected that and the gamblersknew just whom over her shoulder, doing a double other weight-lifters, attracted by to approach." somersaultin the air while falling her action, may register at SU. In backward. Response Great at Fans Witness fact, several wires to that effect "She hangs up there longer than have been receivedat the Athletic anything Iknow," states Robert Office. An official in,the Athletic Unique Sport Finds Turnout Upset Department Klug, paperhanger. First Crew Track said, "It looks prom- noted fans on "Although I terrific scorer,," Inkeeping withits elaborate ex- LastFriday found Chieftain ising the dumbbell side." ama cheering faithfully Popularity SU says Yvonne shyly. "I depend on pansion program the Athletic De- to thebitter end When asked what course she at as SU track stars added another fingers, Emilie to feedme." partment has decided toinaugurate would take up at SU, Miss Mc- Nimble quick armmove- However, Emilie is not envious. link to their chain of losses. Thou- Monigle replied, "I'm gonna take ments and sharp vision are pre- a rowing team this year. "This de- sands of anxiousspectatorsjammed requisites of a sport now enjoying She says that she doesn'tcare who made," said Bill Fenton, home economics. Maybe you think cision was theportable bleachers surrounding type, great popularity at game, makes the points, just so it's in the director, "because was Iain't the home-body hey? SU. This athletic it the LA building lawn to see the Well, buster, I'm just a sweet kid originating in France, was intro- family. felt that SU should make a name employs every favoredhome towncindermen bow at heart andlet's get straight." ducedherequiteby chance. Yvonne shot for itself in all fields of athletic that Many in a surprising upset. Amen, It known in basketball. sup- endeavor." He stated further that Ernestine. seems that one day a butter- fervently hope All hearts fell as the loudspeak- fingered lass, porters that she will "since Seattle is known for its weighted down with being er atop the Science Building an- coins to pay make all-American besides water sports, it wouldbe a mistake her library fines, met all-Shot. nounced that Two-Ton Hippy from ATTENTION! headlong with the noon onslaught for the school to ignore the natural State U had crossed the finish line Brightmanplans to aim at oneof potentialities afforded by geo- The importance of sports next of students rushing to the Cave. its in 68 minutes and 1/13 seconds. The ensuing the important invitational tourna- graphic location." year will be drastically reduced. struggle with thescat- ments before the season ends. The This established a new record for Basketball season will begin In tering coins reminded one of the hoping for bid to Release of this announcement the 2000-kilometer sprint. Fast on January, with than six passersby of his recent journey whole team is a Hippy's heels no more Madison Square Gar- brought scores of eager crewmen to was SU's Orland games to beplayed on the road, abroad wherehe had theKNIT at "Turtle" Anderson, witnessedan den. As Emilie puts it, "If we hit the first turnout. Mr. Fenton, who followed close- and only fifteen home games. excitingJacques Real- ly by tournament. a night when Yvonne is really on, will assume the responsibility of Ray "Snail" Soo. pre-season ization of the unique qualities champion, There will be no of wecan knit the socksoff any team, coach in addition to his other The was carried from practices for intramural football, sportsmanship offered in the game you-know-who." duties, places his confidence in the the field to receive his reward: the parchesi will be cut out entirely, prompted him to and that includes bronze cast from establish it on following crew to qualify for the the left leg of and athletes on scholarshipsmay this campus. tryouts: Klug,Lloyd Frankie Bergmann.The trophy was Olympic Bob only consume 3,500 calories a who Pehaniek, presented by J. C. famed Jacks stars have already Lindroth, Joe Archie Oryins, day. great promise Guinasso, Yunker, track star. shown include David Stars Coming Bob Dave Bar- Lembke, George Wilson, Mary Pasquan, Disappointment losing the Ana Coach Al Brightmanis anxiously rett, Swede John- ov^r Sweeney, Helen Marionkamp, Ginsberg, event was felt keenlyby mem- Rose anticipating son, and Don coxswain. the the arrival of three bers of the team who had counted Armstrong and Helen Ford. all-statebasketball players. Sears, The shells tobeused by the team on placing the award in the Course Purchased After they have captured the plastic new Roebuck has always been known are constructed of a special trophy case constructed in the nationalchampionship, the players for quality and these products developedby the Chemi- top material niche next to the book bindery. For hope to leave for Corvallia,France, of the 1952 "wish book" should cal Engineering Department. This Honors for the day also went to Golf Team to meet the international contend- prove a great help to the SU ath- materialis said tobesuperiorin all Jeff Fladd and John Kimlinger, Yesterday Athletic Director Bill ers. Accompanying the team will machine, respects letic also anAll-State. to the conventional wood. high hurdles, and Wayne "Slick" Fenton and Golf Coach Bob Codd be Manager Emmett Casey with Sanford, 100-foot sprint.Bob Drew announced the purchase of the fifteen seat cushions. placed second in the steeplechase West SeattleGolf Course for use of event. Seattle University's golf team and The SU tracksters are due to student enthusiasts. meet the U. of W. next Saturday Fenton, in his announcement, ChieftainsEnter at Memorial Stadiumto decide the said, "The minor sports have for mythical city championship. years beenunderrated.We hope to Pigskin League make many drastic changes in the Announcement near future. Although this newly wasmade by Bill Fenton yesterday thatSeattle Will You Be as Lovely as purchased piece of property might Uni- versity will fielda football teamin frustrated? JHtffeL JIMMY DURANTE beinconveniently located, and will probably yield no financial return, the strong Winco League next sea- On Your 107th Birthday? son. The league includes such we shall show little concern as prominent long as we can provide schools as Pacific Luth- Use facilities eran, Puget SCUM for good wholesome sports." College of Sound,Cen- tral Washington andEastern Wash- Since acquiring this property,SU ington. is being considered as hosts for the Mrs. / Gretchen Frazier has been Northwest Invitational Golf Tour- contracted to handle nament next September. the football aspirants. Arrangements arein the process to convert Broadway Play- Did Your Sweetheart Send a Letter of Goodbye? Seniors field for practice purposes. Home Don't Sit Down and Cry Get your Plasterboard Caps Stars Set games are tobeplayed withSeattle ... Diamond high schools and the University of for Graduation NOW Mr. TedRoss, SU fastball coach, Washington. expressed optimism for his boys Mrs. Frazier has not as yet se- Try lye/ DIAMOND CEMENT CO. this week as he stated, "With a lected her assistants. She and Fen- proper degree of correlation, Ifeel ton are now busy recruiting local these boys will shape up into at high school football talent. Stu- Sigh Get that chip off your least a median That Thousands and Die To Buy — ball club. Of course, dents at SU with high school and shoulder put it with these new technological college experience be relied on changes, will your they will need a lot of upon heavily for grid material. head!! work to raise their current batting indices." Patronize Our Advertisers! 4 THE SPECTATOR Tuesday, April 1, 1952 Spurs Sponsor ASSU Office Fulbright Honor Lower Campus Qualifications Awarded Bob Klug Bob Klug, junior, has been of- Horse Showing Re-established fered the much-coveted Fulbright Award for outstanding scholarship. spring Horse Show, faculty meetingheld The annual At a recent was made sponsored by the Spurs,, will be conjunction with the Student The announcement 1 in through office earl- April on the lower campus. Assembly, 11, 1, of the President's held 31 Article Section ier today. Judges for the contest will beRev- the ASSU constitution was amende- erend James Royce,S.J., andsenior dto read that a candidate for the The award will enable Bob to study foreign psychology majors.The horses will presidency at the time of the regu- for one year in a be according to intelligence, must be under- country of his own choice. Board rated lar fall elections an said, appearance, and color. However, graduate student with not more members who selected him perfect goodwill thepreferred color has not yet been than 18 credits at the completion of "Robert willbe a announced. which he is nomin- ambassador to any nation." Suc- the quarter in councilman, year entrants will come ated. The other four offices cessful Seattle Mr. This were Fieser, added, from all Northwesternschoolshav- also re-defined so that only first- Robert "He's irre- ing Spur chapter^ and will range quarter freshmen are eligible can- sistible." from poniesto palaminos.No horse didates for these positions. Board members are: Mr. Gallup professional poll taker; is eligible unless it is registered in The purpose of this action is to Brougham, the name of an active Spur and no foster closer contactbetweenfacul- Mr. W. B. Fenton, founder of the accepted April firm of Fenton, entries will be after ty and students and to establish famed law Cassill 31. greater faculty supervision of & Dye,andMr. Jack (Jacques) Do- Registration will take place in school activities.Itwas unanimous- herty, hair stylist. the bookstore for the nominal fee the main Patrol Captain Babs Patten and Maggie Hay halt traffic ly recognized that freshmen, being When interviewed at ofone horseshoe. Proceeds from the Lieutenant floor booth, Mr. Klug in school's new safety program. more used to this type of relation- information affair will be used to supply the ship, possessed greater eligibility graciously took time out from sign- horseshoe team with necessary for ASSU offices than upper class- ing autographs toanswerour ques- equipment. men. tions. The show will be divided into AWSSU Inaugurates.Patrol "It's because of the faculty that three sessions with first elimina- Igot whereIgot," he smiledmod- tions taking place at 8 a.m. and For Safety at estly. "The classesat SU have been semi-finals at noon.Finalists will Intersections Top Talent Found very revealing.Ithink that 'Recre- be judged at the evening perform- "Ready! Go!" These two little words will soon become ational Supervision' should be re- ance which will be highlighted by very prominent at Seattle U. In Bachmann Ballet quired for everyone.It's respons- cowboy renditions from the Four An all-girl patrol, composed of AWSSU members, has ible for my great success." Counts. Eileen Wagner and Joe Roller, Between studies, Bob also en- Prizes to be awarded include a been established on this fair campus, it was announced today. popular Seattle U students, will gages instatistics as a pastime. His bale of hay, a bushel of oats and In a statement, Prof. Mclnerney dance theleads in Bob Bachmann's coach, John Mykut, upon hearing two tickets to the National Spur MORE ABOUT said, "There have been too many newballet,"Casaba Suite," the first the news of Bob's award, casually Rodeo. casualties and near accidents production of the newly formed stated, "Man! Ialwaysthought Bob around here. Because of the poor "Artistic Impressionistic Dance" had talent. Now Iknow." New Educational driving ability and poor condition group. The ballet, fruit of 20 years Available of some of the students' cars, the of Mr. Bachmann's diligence, will New Club Reviews Device pedestrians play with the fickle be presented May 1in observance (Continuedfrom Page One) finger of fate every time they cross of the Russian May Day celebra- Recital Planned Mystery Favorite For easy accessibility to all, the a street. Something must be done! tion. dispenser will be located at the students must not be half An unusually large crowd Bachmann says, "I began the at- switchboard. Those with student youth By Music Dept. meeting of new club because American tended the first the body cards will be entitled to use too clumsy and heavy their The Music Department has an- Books AreFriendsClub which was aded by BabsPatten, the fern- are on the machine six times each quar- patrol is the feet.Iintend todevelopthe student nounced that a series of open air held Tuesday afternoon in theLib- ter. A slight will be charged stationedat cor- fee Eners of 10th and Spring, 10th and into a cultural and graceful per- concerts, tentatively dubbed"Music eral room. Arts locker for use exceeding this number. son." Over the Rifle Range," will be Rev. Owen McCusker, S.J., Madison, 10th and Marion, and Mrs. Blunck will punch the cards Broadway and Marion. The girls rehearsals already under given this summer on the top of founder and moderator of the that of this rule With SU Armory. so no infraction take duty every the hour way, the dancers practice in the the group, reports that the gathering possible. hour on will be from 8-1 o'clock. gym every Monday, Wednesday Proceeds from this affair will be was "real folksy." given to the student Drama Guild Regulation and Friday and in the Langendorf Officers elected to carry out the Book of the month: "The Cliff uniforms have been to offset expenses of their fall pro- aims of this discussion-investiga- designed by Dave Sargent and are Bakery Truck garage on Tuesdays Tragedy," by Eileen Dover. and Thursdays at a.m. duction, "Death of a Salesman," tion group were Ray Moscatel, nowbeing readied by Seattle Tent 4:30 in which president; some of the original John Noster, vice presi- & AwningCo. Composed of a char- The storyconcerns Leena,played Broadway will appear. All work and noplay makes jack coat, cast dent; Jo Ryan, secretary,and Joan — plenty colored trench a ver- by Miss Wagner, a former all- "The concerts eerveadouble Fitzpatrick, and of it. n will treasurer. civilian defense helmet, American basketball star, who for- purpose," declared Rev. Daniel Ray appointed John Sanglier as ii aviation boots and pink pa- sakes her career for Jose, a tuba Reidy, S.J. "We think that, with a chairmanof a specialcommittee to FOR THE LIFT THAT NEVER belts, the outfit is complete player, portrayed by Roller. Skip little help, the Drama investigate Guild can the reports that dood- " a neon flag. Schoenberg plays the middle-aged successful fall season, and ling LETS YOU DOWN ... have a and notes in books, warped feBecause the uniforms ■won't be ogre who attempts to bring Leena just to book covers, we couldn't stand let such a and broken backs until next fall, the girls back tf> the "casaba court." natural setting the top (books, as of the that is) are prevalent on Flying Disk Balloon Co. use white regulationbelts and The production will be held in armory go to waste." the campus. _ , generously SU gym under direction of (With or Without Helium) Rared provided by the the Reserved seats onthe top of Vets Attheir next meeting,John Svga Blessed Sacrament Grade School. Monsieur Henri. Hall are now on sale. will give a review of the current mysteryfavorite, "The Carpetbag- ger With the Green Thumb." CLASSIFIED 250 Calories — LOST AND FOUND MH^^Bu9^^Bfl^^^^^^^B(&t LOST One book report, titled "The Change from Wet-Rice to Dry-Rice Culture in Tanala-Betsileo." 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