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Volume 28 Nov-Dec Issue 3 2015

1 November/December 2015 Chancellor’s Artistic Flow

November/December 2015 2 News Editorial gathering and family. Moments are many events around the that are forever cherished, and area, such as Christmas plays Follow us on also moments that you wish you and concerts. Christmas stores, could forget. The holidays bring Christmas tours. It’s the most instagram and twitter out the best and worst in people. wonderful time of the year, so Mrs. Gattie @CHHS_TLB I say enjoy every moment of it! make the most of this short pe- Adviser Take this time to remind your- riod of the year. By Jordan Pearson self of all of the amazing people Looking for something in- Editor-in-Chief Jordan Pearson you have in your life, and all of teresting to read? Keep read- Oh, the weather outside is the amazing things you have to ing this issue of The Lightning Editor-in-Chief frightful.... but not in the way be grateful for. Bolt! In the News section, we we would hope. No snow yet so Times like these can make us have a tribute to Ian and Jalen far in the season, and I know Kaitlyn o’gorman anxious and excited, so make Brown, two boys from Spotsyl- that we are all just itching for Senior News Editor the best of them and check out vania High School. To catch up that first two hour delay, or the events happening around the on all sports updates, check out glorious cancellation. I always community! Clubs throughout the Sports section! Discussion ashely ragonese look forward to snow days every the school take part in many on tacky Christmas decorations Junior News Editor year when winter rolls around, holiday activities, and it’s not can be found in the Op-ed sec- checking the school website, too late to get into the Christmas tion, and for another install- watching the news. Anything to spirit. Too late to join a club? No ment in the Chastain Chronicles matthew sanders keep me up to date on the latest worries! Look up festive things go to Features! Senior Sports Editor school cancellations. to do around this time of year Celebrate the holidays and en- Along with our hopes for snow, and you are bound to find some- joy your days counting down to November and December are thing. Downtown Fredericks- break! emma haus months filled with a sense of burg is a perfect example. There Junior Sports Editor josef jazvic Contents Senior Features Editor News Raelyn slaughter Community Outpour After Spotsy Tragedy ...... pg 4 Junior Features Editor Sports Rachel thompson Sports Previews ...... pg 9 Senior Op-Ed Edit Op-ed Battlefield: Decking the Halls ...... pg 21 Myah hidalgo Junior Op-Ed Editor Features Chastain Chronicles CYOA ...... pg 17 laura sullivan Social Media

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Bolt Design by Natalie Wilson Natalie by Bolt Design can reach this goal. News 3 November/December 2015 news section Community Outpour After Sposty Tragedy By Jordan Pearson Editor-In-Chief “[Ian and Jalen] have impacted At the Chancellor and Spotsyl- Church. The saddened tears A candlelight prayer vigil ti- me and my life so much and I’m vania football game on Friday, were mixed with laughter as the tled Night of Hope took place so thankful for the memories November 6th, Chargers had family and friends remembered on November 11th, hosted by I’ve had with them.” stated Spot- made signs in support of the the joyous spirits of the boys, ForeFront Youth at River of Life sylvania High senior Hannah losses, many with #uKNIGHTed sharing memories and exclaim- Worship Center. Friends, fam- Brooks about her relationship written across it, which has been ing their grief simultaneously. ily, classmates, and support- with Ian and Jalen Brown. The trending since the crash. At the Five eulogies were written and ers gathered to pray and pay two boys were tragically lost in a end of the game, both teams performed by friends and fam- respects to the boys and their car wreck on Thursday Novem- knelt and prayed for the family ily. Ian and Jalen’s Aunt Kelly family. ber 5th while driving to school. and friends of Ian and Jalen. Norris, best friends Dylan Keefe The Spotsylvania cross coun- Ian was an 18 year old senior In honor of Jalen, cross country and James de la Rama, coach try team ran their state compe- at Spotsylvania High and Jalen runner for Spotsylvania, teams Charles Sayers, and family tition on Saturday, November was a 15 year old sophomore. from the entire county ran at friend Joe Pearson. All of these 14th at The Great Meadow. A Classmate Hannah Brooks has Loriella Park on Saturday No- speakers showed their love moment of silence was held for been friends with Ian for as long vember 7th. Chancellor runners for the boys through tears and Ian and Jalen, and Jalen’s name as she can remember. “I was in Jordan Martens and Kayleigh laughter, all five capturing their was listed under Spotsylvania school when I heard the news Fraber were two of many to par- essence. in the program. The entire team during lunch,” Brooks stated. “I ticipate in the run, both thought “People think of me as Ian’s ran for them and completed the was in shock and in complete highly of Jalen and remember best friend, but Ian and Jalen season on a high note. denial.” his infectious smile. “He was were a package deal. The best To help support the Brown On the night of the tragedy, the first person I met who really package deal ever,” Dylan Keefe family, there is a memorial fund friends and classmates from loved to run,” Martens, sopho- stated during his eulogy for the on a Go Fund Me page dedicat- Spotsylvania High School gath- more at Chancellor, states. “He brothers. They were known for ed to Ian and Jalen, with $22,025 ered at the scene of the crash made [my first 2 mile in winter being inseparable, shown to- raised in just 12 days. with lit candles and stories track] one of the most fun races gether in the slideshow played “I will remember their smile about the brothers. People who I’ve ever ran.” throughout the service. They are the most,” Brooks states. “Their were touched by Ian and Jalen On Monday night, Novem- buried together at the Confed- smile gets engraved in your head stood on a rock and spoke words ber 9th, a memorial service was erate Cemetery on Courthouse and can’t ever be forgotten.” that comforted the mass. held at the Spotswood Baptist road.

Photos courtesy of Brown family November/December 2015 4 news Night of Honor Chancellor’s one-act play By Rachel Thompson By Makayla Tardie Senior Op-Ed Editor Staff Reporter to help themselves. Everybody unique, abstract episodic struc- On Wednesday, November Tidal Voices, Chancellor’s 2015 in the group helps the town ture to convey the changing re- 11th, 2015 Chancellor High one-act play by Donna Abela overcome another flash flood lationships between the charac- School’s auditorium filled up was performed for the first time and help each other towards ters and their situations. From with students, teachers, ad- on November 5th by our hard- understanding, repair, and re- the strong, powerful dialog that ministration, and family and covery. begins the play and to the tense friends, all ready to celebrate the Everybody in the The play features the leader silence that intensifies the sus- accomplishments of Chancellor group helps the town of the family of travelers, Mar- pense of the chaos of the flood, students. The Night of Honor garet, played by Taylor Noll. Tidal Voices brought the emo- started at 7pm, with Ms. Bass- overcome another Then there’s Lorna, an outcast tions to life. Interpretive and Fortune thanking everyone for flash flood and help who lives on top of a hill, played expressive movement reflected being there. After The Pledge of by Taylor Patzman. Marcus, a the devastation caused by the Allegiance was recited, followed each other towards young man whose mother had flood. by the chorus sang The Star- understanding, re- just died, and Roland, Marcus’ Original songs and additional Spangled Banner. friend, were played by Alex material was created by the cast There are many people in- pair, and recovery. Trainham and Michael DeMaio. and crew. The show expressed volved to make the Night of Sydney Murray played Reanna, the abilities of all the Chancellor Honor happen. Ms. Przepiora working Chancellor Drama de- a young woman, and Jan, an up- drama students who performed. designed the programs, gath- partment. The story follows a tight shopkeeper, was played by Zoe Garrick was the stage man- ered all the names of the stu- group of travelers, united by Meagan Garrick. A child named ager, Jeanie Wagnon the asst. dents and ordered the food for their previous losses, who arrive Caitland was played by Emma stage manager, and Matthew the reception. Also, the Honor at a town devastated by a flood. Mearns. Armentrout the director of this Societies (Languages, Business, They help others in an attempt The play used symbolism and a production. etc.) sponsors needed to choose their new inductees. Every hon- or society president and vice president needed to know their induction/oath prepared to speak in front of the audience to fully induct their new members. Ms. Maggie West, counselor co- ordinated the academic letters and bars. “Work hard! If you want to improve your GPA, then you need to study, participate in class and be at school Photo by Mary Cate Mosher every day.”

“Work hard! If you want to improve your GPA, then you need to study, participate in class and be at school every day. Work closely with your teach- ers to help you achieve the best in each of your classes,” started West, she encourages Chancel- lor students who want to be a part of the Night of Honor. There were about 320 stu- dents this year who earned the letter or bar and almost exactly the same last year.

5 November/December 2015 news Attacks on Paris FCCLA Blue Ribbon win By Ashley Ragonese Junior News Editor forcement to storm into the con- On November 13th, 2015 Paris cert hall. was terrorized by ISIS through Many citizens and visitors of multiple attacks. A total of 129 Paris became somewhat strand- victims have died from the at- ed on the streets due to the huge tacks, 99 people were severely shutdown enacted after the at- injured, and more than 300 sus- tacks. Schools and universities tained other injuries. were closed, the streets were closed off, and even stores were The attacks began closed. The people of Paris were during a soccer game. instructed to only leave the se- cure area they were in if abso- There was an ex- lutely necessary. plosion outside the Officials have given a face to one of the believed bombers Photo courtesy of Ms. Fiorello stadium which con- who posed to be a refugee from By Ms. Fiorello she revealed, that it was practically Syria. They believe that he has FCCLA participated in the Virginia tained 80,000 people. the first time she had ever baked. returned to Syria. State Fair Youth Baking Competi- When she had told her mother tion in October. FCCLA member, The attacks began during a As for the ties the United that she won the competition, her Hannah Crone, won the First Place soccer game. There was an ex- States has with this issue, our mother was wondering if they had Blue Ribbon for her delicious pea- plosion outside the stadium president Barack Obama stated the right girl. Unfortunately she nut butter cookies . When pressed which contained 80,000 peo- that we as a country will back did not get to go on the field trip to share her recipe, she seemed re- and see her cookies on display, but ple. Reports state that one of France as they have been our luctant, and appeared to be one of she gets to keep her blue ribbon the bombers attempted to enter oldest ally. Other worldly lead- those secret family recipes. Later the stadium. The bomber wore ers have also stated their sup- forever. his explosive device on his belt port for France. which was noticed by a security Many things have been done December Movie Line-up By Ashley Ragonese guard. to support France such as Junior News Editor tresses such as Harrison Ford, Another attack, took place at trending hashtags on social Mark Hamill, and Carrie Fisher. the Bataclan Concert hall. The media, or when France turned Joy: On December 25th, 2015 Alvin and the Chipmunks: The terrorist(s) entered the concert off the lights of the Eiffel tower theaters will be showing Joy a Road Chip December 23rd na- hall and began to openly shoot to mourn, we lighted our na- dramatic, yet comedic biogra- tionwide chipmunk lovers will the victims inside. Many of the tion’s monuments in respect phy of Joy who will be played be filling up theaters to see the people begin to run out the side for France. Chancellor’s World by Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer newest installment of the Al- doors, or even hide or play dead Languages Department is shar- Lawrence has played in mov- vin and the Chipmunks movies! to avoid being murdered. Even- ing red, white, and blue support ies such as The Hunger Games The three chipmunks are back tually, the terrorist(s) began to pins to show our support of Par- trilogy, Silver Linings Playbook, to their shenanigans when they take hostages causing law en- is during their time of need. American Hustle and a few of feel that Dave is going to ditch the X-Men movies. Joy is a mem- them for his girlfriend in Miami. ber of the family featured in this The movie is being directed by movie who grows and develops Walt Becker and will be star- into the matriarch of the fam- ring actors and actresses such ily’s business. The movie will as Bella Thorne,Justin Long, and be directed by David O. Russell. Jason Lee. David O. Russell directed both Krampus: Michael Dougherty American Hustle, and Silver Lin- will stop his directing and send ings Playbook. out Krampus to theaters nation- Star Wars: The Force Awakens wide on December 4th. Krampus All Star Wars fans will rejoice in is the name of a demonic force theaters on December 18th when that is unleashed by a young Star Wars: The Force Awakens boy Max who has no Christmas is released nationwide. This will spirit due to the conflicts within be the first film in the third Star his family.Iconic holiday staples Wars trilogy. It is being distrib- and figures become monstrous uted by Walt Disney Studios thus giving the family no other Motion Pictures. The movie will option but to fight for each other be starring many actors and ac- Photo by Ashley Ragonese and grow as a united family. November/December 2015 6 news Paul Vann invents Ransom makes regionals Honey Pot By Myah Hidalgo Junior Op-Ed Editor to keep track of, and log who is “The Honey Pot that I created attempting to attack a network is a fake government website, and data. where I’m able to track hackers “I've always been interested in and see who is using my website, designing programs and to par- then locate them through their take in law enforcement,” states I.P address,” stated Paul Vann, Vann. Though he has a passion a freshman here at Chancellor for designing programs, he also who is an exceptionally brilliant is involved in Boy Scouts, plays programer “Once on the fake and also is involved site, when someone tries to put in many service projects. in a password, it will send me an “I would love to be a research email alert for tracking. My goal scientist , or a CEO of a social Photo by Lily Church is to show how honeypots can media company,” states Vann. Ben Ransom, a junior, is the only Chancellor High School band member be used in the real world and With the money he received to make it to regional band. prevent hacking.” from the Honorarium, Vann was Vann’s idea of a new “The able to purchase a 3D printer . Halloween band Concert Honey Pot” was created for the His advice to beginners in pro- By Mary Cate Mosher phonic Orchestra, a combined Kentucky Derby Conference in Staff Reporter graming would be to start small “The concert went really well group made up of members June. Vann was able to receive and build small coding courses , thanks to our director, Mr. of both the Symphonic Band a Honorarium for his program. and to stick with it, even though Addair, even though our mu- and Orchestra, played a Lord The purpose of Honeypots is it takes a lot of time and effort. sic was very difficult,” states of the Rings medley featuring Erin Slezak, a junior and a sony from the movies. flutist in the Chancellor High “We had no idea that School Symphonic Band. was going to happen,” The Chancellor states Slezak.

High School audi- Last to play was the Sym- torium was packed phonic Band playing a Hal- full with family and loween medley featuring songs from Edward Scis- friends of those in sorhands, Spiderman, and the concert. Beetlejuice. Addair, the band director, had a few surprises Photo by Myah Hildago The concert took place on for the band. As they transi- Monday, October 26 and tioned from one part of the Secret Santa at Chancellor featured the Jazz Band, Con- medley to another he would cert Band, Orchestra, Sym- pull out a prop for each song. phonic Band, and Symphonic For Edward Scissorhands he Orchestra. The Chancellor conducted the band with a High School auditorium was pair of scissors, he wore a wig packed full with family and for Beetlejuice, and ended the friends of those in the con- concert in a Spiderman mask. cert. “We had no idea that was go- The first to play at the con- ing to happen,” states Slezak. cert was the award winning Adding to the Halloween theme, there were Halloween Photo from domain.me Jazz Band. A great way to SCA is spreading holiday joy with a secret gift exchange. Bring a gift get open the show they played cupcakes available for stu- a gift. Give a gift December 7th through 11th and get one either December jazz versions of modern songs dents and parents to enjoy af- 16th or 17th. There will be a $10 maximum. All gift can be left with SCA including Coldplay. The Sym- ter the concert. during your lunch block! 7 November/December 2015 news Key Club makes a difference Turkey drive with stand out socks

Photo courtesy of Ms. Fiorello

Photo courtesy of Jessica McDonald By Jessica McDonald total of 300 dollars, will be do- Trick or treat for UNICEF and nated towards ‘The Elimination making non-slips socks for the Project’ for Kiwanis which helps VCU Children’s Hospital are to give a mother protection only two out of the many proj- against maternal and neonatal ects that Key Club participates tetanus. in throughout the school year. The second project of the year A grand total of 300 for Key Club involved the VCU Children’s Hospital. As a group, dollars, will be do- we made 78 pairs of decorated nated towards ‘The non-slip socks that will be given towards children to help them Elimination Project’ feel like more at home away from home. for Kiwanis Photo courtesy of Ms. Fiorello Making a difference is what The Chancellor high school food drive this November was a huge Key Club stands for and every success. We collected $450 this year which was used to buy 51 turkeys All the money that was suc- project that we do, it’ll make a at Walmart. This was the first year Chancellor has had over 1,000 cans cessfully raised for trick or treat difference in someone’s life. donated, on top of other food items. for UNICEF, which was a grand Chancellor Towards Big Fish Auditions tend a following day of audi- By Tyler Jacobs to his son (Will Bloom). There is Auditions will take tions January 6th from 2:35-5:30 Staff Reporter a circus, mermaids, and even a place Tuesday, Janu- where one can expect to do cold Chancellor drama is putting werewolf! reading from the script, impro- the relatively new musical Big Auditions will take place ary 5th. Students may vise creative movement, and Fish for the 2015-16 school year! Tuesday, January 5th. Students sign up for audition learn a short dance from a cho- Big Fish is a light hearted musi- may sign up for audition times reographer. cal which explores the tall tales starting in December. On that times starting in The drama and music depart- told by a father (Edward Bloom) day, students will be expected December. ment looks forward to putting to perform a monologue and There is a circus, on Big Fish this year and they part of a song, both from the or Mr.Armentrout in the drama encourage anyone and everyone mermaids, and even musical. For these pieces, see room for information.. to audition! We hope to see you Mrs.Miller in the chorus room If auditioning, one must at- a werewolf! there! November/December 2015 8 sports section Winter sports Previews Basketball Girls Boys By Emilinda Haus By Myah Hidalgo Before that can happen, lots “We come together when we Junior Sports Editor of practice would have to hap- Junior Op-ed Editor& “I would like us to come to- Matt Sanders need to, and play as a whole,” pen with more energy and gether, create a strong bond as a Senior Sports Editor Byrd stated. “We’re always there fury. “Definitely the intensity unit,” states Gabby Coley, senior “I feel like we have grown for each other when we need to is higher,” states Coley when and captain of the Girls varsity closer as a team each year start- be.” asked about the coach's attitude basketball team. ing from my freshman to now The team has even developed towards the season. “[We have] The girls are pumped up and junior year,” stated junior point pre-game traditions to get the more expectations because of ready to go as a new season guard and shooting guard Jor- boys ready for each game. “We freshman and sophomores.” takes its course. As new players dan Byrd. “The team’s skills always get together in the lock- The team's first game was a come with good experience and have improved each year. I also er room and have our pregame home game against Riverbend prepared skills, the team sees feel like we have a great chance talk, after we then say a team High School on December 1st. them as a three time champions of making a run in the playoffs prayer. Before we take the court The team’s biggest rival during for conference 19 in the future. this year.” we get together in a huddle and the season will be Courtland “It’s my first year to have two Byrd believes that the Chancel- do a chant,” stated Byrd. High School. “They think they girls six feet tall so I will put lor High School Boys Basketball “For the season we all want our can beat us,” Coley states with more practice on getting them team is more than just a team. “I skills to develop so we can be- confidence. “They’re in for a the ball in the post,” says Coach feel we play as a unit and a fam- come better players and become surprise.” Griffin. ily. We may have disagreements better young men overall, and sometimes, but what family we’d love to win states,” stated Winter Cheer doesn’t,” stated Byrd. Byrd. By Danielle Gray have six members each this The team has grown to know The team is looking forward to Staff reporter year. The teams are working to a successful season and feel that The winter cheer team has each other well over the years advance their techniques. They they will only get better as the already had tryouts. The girls and that has helped their results are also learning and teach- season rolls on. have been selected, and all ready become better overall. ing new cheers which they are to practice. This year there are working fairly hard on. They three teams: traditional JV, Var- are practicing to perfect their sity, and a practice team. The jumps and stunts as well. This Swimming practice team is where the girls year the teams are working hard By Josef Jasvic and Emma Haus states. The team is currently get practice with their motions, to improve in all the criterias in Senior features Editor and Junior working hard at practices. Pat- jumps, stunts and overall tight- Sports Editor the sport of . The rick Bogue, son of Chancellor’s ness. The girls will be able to “I hope that we improve as first basketball game is against physics teacher Mrs. Bogue, is a cheer with JV when the coaches a team and have more people Massaponax on December new coach this year. He is highly Ms.Player and Ms.Clark think qualify for regionals,” states Ju- 2nd. Come out and support our qualified with a distinguished they are ready and have im- nior Dylan Peck, who has been Chancellor Chargers and our background in swimming, and proved on these skills. on the Chancellor swim team Chancellor cheerleaders. has much promise to do the job The JV and Varsity teams only since his freshman year. Chancellor swim is starting off well. Winter track small, but plans to accomplish When asked what he was ex- By Alexander Keisling seasons, there are a few ways big things. After seven confer- cited for this season Peck re- Staff Reporter to prepare, such as running the ence matches each athlete has a sponded, “I’m looking forward “We’re hoping for a wonderful set time they put for each event, chance at making it to Region- to competing with my fellow season and for even more kids and a required physical. als and then to the State com- teammates and seeing every- to join than last year,” stated It is suggested that runners petition. Although they have a one work hard and improve. Not coaches Rod Eddington and wear warm clothing, or at least small team of 25, the team plans only will this season be fun, but Kristen Jones. bring them to practices since to have swimmers compete in I also know that we can be suc- Winter track is still making its they’re mainly outside, as well both Regional and State compe- cessful.” impact on the students of Chan- as are some meets. All practices titions. Make sure to come and sup- cellor and many other schools. and meets will be outside unless “I’m looking forward to anoth- port the Chargers at their first This is the second year since the wind chill is 20 degrees or er chance at breaking records match at St. Michael's. 2009 that winter track has been below. The winter track season and competing at States,” Peck offered. For runners who tried will last for about four months. out or are interested in future 9 November/December 2015 Wrap Ups Varsity and Jv Volleyball Continually Improve over the seasons By Lily Church Year for volleyball. Walsh wasn’t worked all season,” said Conrad. confidence in myself,” stated Staff Reporter the only one though; Brittany The Junior Varsity team fin- McDaniel. For many of the girls, “Even though our main goal Margelos, a junior, and Syd- ished the season with a 6-12 re- this was the first time playing this year was to win districts ney Collins, a sophomore, both cord. volleyball. However, McDaniel and that didn’t happen, we still made first team in the Confer- “The team’s overall goal was has been playing for five years. did better than last year,” - stat ence. Nicole Jenkins and Tiffany not just to win, but to improve “Even if all of the girls had ed Isabella Conrad, a member Washington also made the sec- both individually and as a team played before, communication of the Varsity Chancellor Vol- ond team. every game,” said freshman Bai- and teamwork would still have leyball team. The varsity team “One of the best games we ley McDaniel after the Junior been challenging to put togeth- ended the season with a 12-13 played was our second game Varsity Volleyball team’s season er,” she says. Volleyball is a sport record. against King George,” stated came to an end. McDaniel stated in which the outcome depends This year the volleyball team Conrad. The team played five that though the team only won heavily on team communica- impressed many with their im- really close matches against about five games, everyone defi- tion, which is hard to perfect on provement in the game. A big them and they were undefeated. nitely got better as the season just one season, but the JV team part of this success was due to “It was tough, but that game re- went on. definitely did an exceptional Coach Bob Walsh who received ally reflected how hard we had “I think I learned to have more job. All-Conference 19 Coach of the Giving the play-by-plays By David Stack than teams. Chancellor shows Staff Reporter that, always helping another Chancellor has had one great player out. year. With many wins, and Chancellor Football in their amazing plays. Towards the be- 2015 season has had an incred- ginning of the year a lot of peo- ible year. With Varsity winning ple were speculating if Chancel- games against Riverbend ( 27- lor could go very far this season. 24 ), and Caroline ( 61-0), and The team thought that they had James River ( 42-7 ). Chancellor’s a great season, for some even varsity did amazing this, and their best. But there were also even some unexpected. Like Ja- things that aren’t as good. Such son Brown breaking his leg and as, loses, team members not be- Hunter Kozlow coming in and ing motivated to play, players finishing the game off for Chan- getting kicked off. cellor. Chancellors Plays are Towards the start of that sea- excited for next season “ Hope- son junior and Varsity player The Chargers are lining up on the line of scrimmage fully next year ill be able to play said Zack O’Neal said “ The team as Massaponax High School football team gets ready for the on Varsity. “ says Grant Amos and I are hyped for this season. Charger onslaught. Freshman and JV player. In the It could be one of our best. “ “ We end, both teams did well. And are in the start of making a team cannot wait to be back on the into a family “ says freshmen field next year. and JV player Logan O’Neal.

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Nancy & Allen Kenny The Chargers burst through their banner Captain C.A. Kenny as the wonderful cheerleaders cheer them on. November/December 2015 10 Athlete of the month Athletic Profile plenty of water to stay hydrated. Name: Jacob Sininger Being a strong Christian, Byrd also says a prayer before each game. Not only is Byrd an athlete, Sport: Swimming but his academics are also ex- ceptional. He takes AP classes and holds a 4.2 GPA. His favor- Grade: Senior ite classes are ACIS and English. Outside of class he in part of FBLA, National Business Honor Role: Senior Captain Society, and National Spanish Honor Society. He also loves to Photo by Matthew Sanders be with family and friends. Byrd “Work harder, not smarter,” said, “My proudest achieve- stated senior Jacob Sininger. for Chancellor High School by Photo courtesy of Mike Hundly ments are winning a world Sininger has been swimming day and does MMA fighting by championship with my soccer competitively for about four Flying like a byrd night. Sininger is also a well- By Lilly Church team, starting a regional game years now. “My favorite thing rounded student, keeping his Staff Reporter on varsity as a freshman, and about swim is when I’m up on grades on point all the time. “I play , basketball, soc- never averaging a B academi- the block. Just the adrenaline cer, and ran track at one point,” cally." gets me pumped. I like swim- Favorite Quote: stated Jordan Byrd, a promising In the future, Byrd wants to ming because I have always Invincibility lies in the defence; athlete here at Chancellor. Byrd go to college to play baseball. If been in the water; I love the the possibility of victory in the is an outstanding athlete and that doesn't happen, he says he water. I also do MMA,” stated attack. student, who is currently play- would like to attend VCU and Sininger. Sininger is a well- -Sun Tzu ing for the Varsity basketball major in Criminal Justice to be- rounded athlete who swims team and will be playing Varsity come an agent in either the FBI, If you resist reading what you disagree with, how baseball in the spring. CIA, or a federal police officer. will you ever acquire deeper insights into what you “I’ve been playing baseball He has big plans, but with his since I was either five or six,” record of athletics and academ- believe? The things most worth reading are pre- said Byrd. Out of the many ics up to this point, there seem cisely those that challenge our convictions. sports he plays, Byrd’s favorite to be great things in store for and best is baseball. Before each Jordan Byrd. ~Author Unknown game, he eats right and drinks From: Ms. Pickren Chargers at a final Glance

11 November/December 2015 op-ed section Inspiring authors The 33 : the movie to see dangerous their job really was. By Myah Hidalgo By Raelyn Slaughter Junior Op-ed Editor of everything at the same time, Junior Features Editor As they entered the cave every- The 33 is a two hour and five thing was fine. They drove down “Which author inspires you?” the ones who never yawn or say minute, PG-13 movie based on about 2,300 feet underground To many book lovers, that is the a commonplace thing, but burn, a true story of a group of coal and three miles from the mine’s hardest question to answer. It burn like fabulous yellow roman mining workers being trapped entrance. As they started doing creates a look of utter confusion candles.” for 69 days underground strug- their job, one of the men noticed and a flash of turmoil in their Jack Kerouac is most commonly gling to survive and escape. a piece of glass had fell, and a eyes as they rack their brain known for his novel, On The This movie was released on No- earthquake appeared. The boys looking for the perfect reply. In Road which is considered, “the vember 9th and was directed scrambled to the car and tried to today’s modern time, authors book that defined Beat Genera- by Patricia Riggen. The 33 was get out the mine but were soon such as John Green, Meg Cabot, tion”. On The Road is based off written by Mikko Alanne, Craig to find out the cave was blocked Stephen King, J.K. Rowling and of many road trips he had with Borten, Michael Thomas, Jose because the earthquake made many more have revolutionized his fellow writer, Neal Cassady. Rivera, and Hector Tobar and the mountain tumble rock. novels and have created stories It is said he wrote the novel in was taken place in the country All the men re-grouped after that still enchant us today. How- a three week time period on a Chile, Colombia. the huge explosion and went to ever, many young readers forget single scroll of paper that was It starred actors and actress- check on food and water sup- those who came before. Authors 120 feet long. On The Road, be- es Antonio Banderas, Rodrigo ply, only to find out there was who were the very first to step came an overnight sensation Santoro, Juliette Binoche, James barely any food and water in the out and defy the normal ex- , as Kerouac’s girlfriend at the Brolin, Lou Diamond Phillips, emergency supply because the pectations, who created culture time, Joyce Johnson said, “He Mario Casas, Jacob Vargas, Juan owner of the mine company did and controversy that rocked hu- went to sleep obscure and woke Pablo Raba, Oscar Nunez, Adri- not take care of his workers or man beings to their core. They up famous.” However, unable to ana Barraza, Kate Del Castillo, the mine. The men were trapped raised questions, and ideas that cope with his newfound fame, Naomi Scott, Gustavo Angarita, for 69 days trying to find ways changed the future of literature Kerouac took to drug addiction Bob Gunton, Gabriel Byrne, and to save the food, water and their and redefined the meaning of and lived a life full of substance Paulina Garcia, lives. “stories. These authors that are abuse. He later died from liver The 33 opens with a group of Imagine being underground presented, range from brilliant failure at age 47. His later works friends who worked together for over two months. It may be to crazy, romantics to realists, included Book of Dreams, Big in coal mining, preparing to go surprising finding out that all optimists and pessimists, and all Sur, Visions of Gerard and Vani- underground by saying good- the men survived after all the in between. ty of Duluoz. His writings paved bye to their families. Before the destruction, chaos, and there Jack Kerouac- "The only people the way for topics such as, 33 men went underground it barely being any food or water for me are the mad ones, the drugs, music, and sex, as well as showed them doing “the sign of supply. Although the movie was ones who are mad to live, mad to opened readers to new adven- the cross” before they entered sad yet enjoyable, the ending talk, mad to be saved, desirous tures and exploring the world. the mine, which showed how might surprise viewers.

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November/December 2015 12 13 November/December 2015 op-ed section Hairspray (1988) Not Just Santa Claus Conquers Film About Hair Martians

By Tyler Jacobs While Hairspray, which was By Talon Torres and ask some earth children for Staff Reporter not a musical, starts off light- Staff Reporter directions. After they give the The original Hairspray di- hearted with young Tracy Turn- Martians directions, they are rected by self-proclaimed King blad wishing to perform on a Christmas is a time of joy and abducted. With the earth kids, of Filth John Waters is often competitive dancing fun, so it isn’t surprising that the Martians continue to the forgotten due to the 2002 mu- show, spraying her hair, and movies are made to cash in on North Pole and after some com- sical adaptation and 2007 film crushing on TV teen star Link people’s love for the holidays. plications, they abduct Santa. adaptation based on the musical Larkin, it quickly turns to a film Movies such as Rudolph the One of the Martians, Voldar, is version which starred John Tra- about the racism and segrega- Red-Nosed Reindeer and Frosty against having the Earthlings, volta as Edna Turnblad, Chris- tion in the entertainment indus- the Snowman are both classic and repeatedly attempts to kill topher Walken as Wilbur Turn- try during the 60s. films made for Christmas, with them. Voldar is then locked up blad, Zac Efron as Link Larkin, The viewer follows Tracy’s most people still watching the by Kimar, who wants Santa on Queen Latifah as Motormouth journey to becoming a hit Bal- films to this day. But Rudolph Mars to cure the children. Once Maybelle, and Nikki Blonsky as timore TV dancing star despite and Frosty weren’t the first Santa is on Mars, a workshop is Tracy Turnblad. her plumpness, getting the guy Christmas films made to cash built for him, and the Martians The popularity of these adap- of her dreams(who was dating in on the joy of kids. Presenting: and earth kids help him make tations, which are still great in her arch nemesis), to becoming Santa Claus Conquers the Mar- toys. Voldar then escapes from their own way, vastly overshad- a supporter integration despite tians. prison, and sabotages Santa’s ow the original. The 1988 film’s being warned that it could ruin Santa Claus Conquers the machine so the toys can’t be family friendly nature shocked her career. Martians was a film released made. After the kids stop Voldar many due to John Water’s previ- Having watched the original in 1964 by Embassy Pictures. from capturing Santa, Voldar is ous works such as the explicit prior to viewing any other ad- When it was released it was arrested and a Martian named Pink Flamingos (1972). Hair- aptation, this film holds very critically panned, with review- Dropo is declared the “Santa on spray (1988) starred 70s and 80s dear. While sometimes it may ers to this day including the film Mars”. Santa and the kids return drag star Divine(Harris Glen get a little over the top, it adds to in lists such as “Worst 100 films” home, and everything returns Milstead) as Edna Turnblad, the eccentric, unique tone of the or “Top Ten Worst Christmas back to normal. Ricki Lake as Tracy Turnblad, film which other adaptations Films”. After seeing those lists, For a movie from the 1960’s, Jerry Stiller as Wilbur Turnblad, lack. Hairspray is a truly fan- the first thought in my mind was the special effects weren’t bad, Sonny Bono as Franklin Von tastic film to be recommended “This movie can’t be worse than but the rest of the film was Tussle, Michael St. Gerard as for any fan of classics and film Jurassic Shark, right?” Fortu- subpar at most. The acting was Link Larkin, and Ruth Brown as history. nately, it wasn’t as bad as Juras- forced, with characters being Motormouth Maybelle. sic Shark. Unfortunately… the overly happy or overly evil. The film was far from being good. plot was cliche as well, with The film starts with Santa be- roles such as: the stereotypical ing interviewed by the news bad guy, the old wise guy, the se- asking about his toy-making rious leader, and the goofy guy. process. Somehow, martians are The costumes were terrible, with able to get earth TV signals, and the Martians being people with the Martian children become silly looking helmets and green glued to the TV sets, wanting clothing. Perhaps one of the to know about Santa Claus. The better scenes was on the North adult Martians are worried that Pole. The kids were hiding from their children will never come the Martians when a polar bear back to their senses, so Kimar, attacks. The funny part about the king of the Martians, and that scene was that the polar the counsel of Mars go to Cho- bear was just a man in a terri- chem the wise. Chochem tells bly made suit. Normally, being a them that the children need 1960’s film, this criticism would Santa Claus to return to nor- pass, but the Godzilla films came mal. The Martians then plan to out 10 years before this film and www.santafeindependentfilmfestival.com abduct Santa and take him to their costumes were ten times Mars. Along the way, they stop better. November/December 2015 14 taCKY

thanksgiving traditions Santa Claus Conquers Martians Continued By Daneielle Gray special day. Why not be differ- Staff Reporter ent? November 26th is Thanks- The poll asked what traditions In short, the film wasn’t bad The cookie may look as good as giving a usual American tradi- students do with their families as a film; but as a Christmas the other cookies, but once you tional holiday, but not everyone and they were all pretty simple, movie, but it is one of the worst take a bite, you will regret ever does it the same way. Every for example some Chancellor holiday movies made. This film eating it. family has their own twist on Chargers traditions are watch- rates a clay cookie out of ten. this classic day. ing football, cooking, hang- For example some of mine ing out with family and the are baking cinnamon rolls and most popular one was eating of watching the Macy’s thanks- course. giving day parade. Then after Just wondering if any Char- we are done we sit on the couch gers did anything unique with while eating our cinnamon rolls their families and some people and watching the parade. said nothing, something has to So what are our Chargers do- be unique. For example if your ing for Thanksgiving this year? little cousin Timmy can stuff The results from a recent poll sixty green beans in his mouth, showed that mostly everyone that isn’t something that you see at Chancellor eats turkey. It is everyday. Some students actu- no big shock there. From what ally said good things like travel- found not many people have ing and just cooking with your any special foods they serve family in general which is pretty on Thanksgiving. Why not get sweet. to cooking something original Have a fun,festive and fan- for this day? There were some tastic Thanksgiving from The people with some special foods Lightning Bolt staff. like corn pudding and stuffed cabbage, that they make on this www.newsday.com Jessica Nira Grant Jon Povirk Moeller Amos Moore If you could change “I would keep my Tanner your name what would Alexis own because it’s Chocolate Thunder you change it to? unique” Real Christmas trees or fake ones? Real Real Fake Fake

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15 November/December 2015 Riverbend Shooting Snowball Soup

By Myah Hidalgo Ingredients: Junior Op-Ed Editor three packets of cocoa mix threats-Are we doing one Hershey kiss Happy Holidays! By Makayla Tardie and if something similar hap- peppermint sticks (I used I’m so glad that you are con- Staff Reporter pened here, it should be trusted peppermint suckers) tinuing to read my column and The feeling of dread hit all that police will catch on and three to four marshmallows am very thankful for you all. around when it was revealed take care of it. The two River- The Snowball soup poem(which So, I have decided to return the that on October 12, two River- bend students were caught be- includes the directions ) favor by giving you the perfect bend High School students were fore anything happened, and holiday treat. Now is the time arrested for planning to shoot before they could even try their where things get stressful. There up the school. A 17 year-old and plan. Students and parents is more work that is handed out 15 year-old student were ar- were focused on what COULD before the break, and limited rested. The topic spiraled at first have happened, instead of what time to get it all done. Soon, it and it was talked about every- would realistically happen. will be Christmas and you re- where. Students didn’t come to Which, although cautious, the school for the week it was going alize you are lacking in the gift on, scared what would happen if “..many people dis- department . However, have no they went. There was a constant missed the issue and fear because I have found the worry of being in danger. essential gift that is cheap and easy as 1,2,3. This issue’s recipe The idea that potentially stu- just didn’t pay atten- Photo Source: Myah Hidalgo dents could have been harmed tion to it.” is called Snowball soup . is terrifying to think about. At first it seemed like that’s all ev- mindset of worrying about the Snowball Soup Poem erybody was talking about. The By Myah Hidalgo possibilities causes stress and Junior Op-Ed Editor Cover the top with some snow- hype makes sense but as time the students who stayed home Make your hot cocoa & put it in balls! moves on though so do people. missed out on their classes. On a mug, Now the soup is finished and People stopped talking about the other hand, many people Then add a kiss and maybe a you’re done, it and moved on to something dismissed the issue and just hug. Stir occasionally and sip, yum new. Should this issue still be didn’t pay attention to it. The next thing you will do will yum! talked about or should we move That being said, it is such an be the trick, Remember this recipe when the on, accepting that it was taken awful thing that could have po- Stir the soup with your pepper- weather takes it’s toll, care of and that it won’t happen tentially happened. It’s pretty mint stick. And enjoy this magic soup from “It’s pretty scary to scary to think about students But wait a minute… that’s not the North Pole! think about students in your own school planning to all. hurt other people in a shared, in your own school public environment. Students planning to hurt and parents deserve to know what happened. Many people other people..” never took it seriously, but it really was an actual threat that again? needed to be addressed. Al- The thought of “it could hap- though the topic is dying down, pen to us” spread among many it’s still a big deal, and it’s good Chancellor students. Anything’s that it was taken care of before possible, but it didn’t happen, anything drastic happened.

http://www.newstalk1230.net/ November/December 2015 16 BATTLEFIELD: decking the halls Tis Season to Not be Tacky Who can resist seasonal

By Kaitlyn O’Gorman the Christmas season sooner, decroations all year? Senior News Layout Editor it actually makes the wait for Do you know what a really ter- Christmas day feel even more By Lilly Church cheer unwwtil winter starts. So Staff Reporter rible tacky eyesore? Christmas excruciatingly long. how can one really put a date on lights in November. Why would anyone want to do Christmas is a time of joy and when it’s okay to decorate for Christmas lights are meant to that? celebration. No one can resist a Christmas? be a tribute to the custom of us- The other crazy and com- smile when they see a twinkling Christmas is a time of joy and ing candles to decorate Christ- pletely unnecessary habit peo- lamp post wrapped in lights or celebration.However, it’s not mas trees in upper-class homes ple have is never taking their when they get the first whiff of in Germany back in the 18th- Christmas lights down. No fir tree while decorating their “Just because century. Christmas takes place one wants to see your moldy, home for this jovial season. Christmas mu- on December 25th, not No- dusty, plastic Santa Claus all Preparing for Christmas in No- vember 1st or October 15th. So year round. It’s just tacky. If vember only extends that feel- sic is playing and Christmas lights should be ex- you find that this describes your ing of joy and cheer, and there mistletoe is hanging cluded to the December Christ- house I would suggest making a is nothing wrong with being in mas season. change, and it doesn’t even have the Christmas mood earlier than doesn’t mean that Back in the 18th-century they to be a big change. If you can’t December. Christmas is the did not have plastic trees so seem to ever take down your Multiple Christmas songs that their authentic trees would have Christmas decor don’t put them are played throughout the whole only thing on every to have been bought or chopped up. If you always put your deco- of December include words and person’s mind.” down close to December 25th. rations up too early try just put- phrases referencing snow, cold, Just because now in the 21st- ting your indoor decor up so you and winter. However, winter century we have plastic trees don’t get too antsy. doesn’t officially start until De- like people who decorate for and cool new string lights that So put your Christmas lights cember 21st. No one is asking Christmas in November don’t we can hook up to music and or any other holiday decorations for people to not decorate un- celebrate for Thanksgiving. make a cooler light show than up at an appropriate time, then Each year, everyone still sits our neighbor does not mean we be sure to take them down at an “Christmas is a time down over a generous meal to can put Christmas lights up No- appropriate time as well. The of joy and celebra- give thanks for all the blessings vember 1st. holidays are great and joyful, they’ve received over the past Putting up Christmas lights but early decor and year round tion.” year. Just because Christmas early takes away how spe- flashing lights are such an eye- music is playing and mistletoe cial qualities of the Christmas sore. If you really feel the need til winter starts, right? Though is hanging doesn’t mean that season. The earlier Christmas to deck out your house in cute winter doesn’t begin until late Christmas is the only thing on decorations go up doesn’t bring seasonal decoration, fall decor December it would be absurd to every person’s mind. is really in this year. make everyone put off holiday

http://reclaimedhome.com/2013/12/09/tacky-christmas-decorations/ joshua-dallas.com 17 November/December 2015 features section Horoscopes HTML text based game By: Laura Sullivan Leo (7/23-8/23) – Communica- Website Editor tion is an important part of life, Aquarius (1/22-2/18) – Tis the so practice your skills. You won’t tutorial pt:1 season to do nice things for oth- regret it! By:Talon Torres program can continue. Lastly, Staff Reporter ers. In return you’ll receive nice Virgo (8/24-9/22) – If you have exit is a kill command, used to things too. been holding back who you re- Have you ever wanted to end a program. Pisces (2/19-3/20) – If you have ally are just to prevent being make a game, but didn’t have a Let’s try another output state- been feeling held back recently, made fun of, let loose and start budget or game engine? By the ment. today is the day to break free of expressing yourself today! end of this tutorial, you may be @echo off that. Libra (9/23-10/23)- Always one step closer into making a echo Chancellor is cool Aries (3/21-4/20) –Be willing to check your surroundings and new game! Sounds farfetched, pause accept new people into your life, always be with a group of people doesn’t it? With some hard work cls Someone who will benefit from wherever you go. Expect the un- and some lines of code, a game echo Really, really cool you will come in to your life. expected. can be made without having to pause Taurus (4/21-5/20) – If you Scorpio (10/24-11/22) – This spend a ton of money on a com- exit are getting overwhelmed with month you are feeling lucky in plicated game engine. How? Notice something different school or work, take a day off to love. Don’t look for love, let it HTML. about the program? There are organize all your thoughts and come to you. two output statements and a start fresh. Sagittarius (11/23-12/21) – Fo- HTML in a nutshell new command: cls. cls is a com- Gemini (5/21-6/20) – If you had cus on your family and friends HTML, or HyperText Markup mand that means clear screen. something important planned this holiday season. Build mem- Language, is a programming Once the program hits the cls and it didn’t happen, don’t give ories you can cherish forever. language used to create web- command, the screen is cleared up. Take a second chance! Capricorn (12/22-1/21) – Timing sites and other programs. HTML of all output statement. cls is Cancer (6/21-7/22) – Sometimes is everything. Take advantage of can open up a text document great for clearing walls of text homemade gifts are better. Try your extra energy and jump on on Windows and write and run if writing a long program. Now saving money and making those crazy ideas you’ve been programs without needing a that you’ve learned output state- something for a loved one this having. compiler. The following is a pro- ments, practice and see all of the year. gram written in HTML crazy things you can make. Next @echo off issue output statements will be JOKES AND PUNS echo Hello World the topic, so practice until then! By: Talon Torres Why shouldn’t you in- pause Staff Reporter vite a turkey to exit Binary Brain What exactly does it mean? Why was the comedian dinner? Look at the first line of code. forbidden from serv- They use fowl language. Echo is an output statement, ing desserts? teaser so when you type @echo off, He would ask if someone want- Why did the dog help By Talon Torres it turns it off. Why would echo ed punkin pie. pull Santa’s sleigh? Staff Reporter She thought he said Olive, the be off if you need it to output words? When the echo state- Why did the chicken other Reindeer Solve the ques- ment is on, it says the name of cross the road? tions to discover the file every time something is So the turkey would be eaten in- Why is the end of the a secret message! outputted, which would clutter stead. year my favourite time of the year? the screen and be an eyesore. 1110 + 110= So, now that echo is off, when Why did the pilgrims Cause there’s snow better time you put ‘echo Hello World’, it land at Plymouth than winter! 10001 + 100= outputs “Hello World” instead Rock? of “c:\users\accountname\file- There wasn’t enough room at What do you get when 110 + 110 + 110= location> Hello World”. Next, Fraggle Rock for them. you combine a snow- man with a vampire? ‘pause’ pauses the program, al- 1001 + 10= lowing someone to see “Hello Why was the turkey Frostbite World” on the program. ‘Pause’ arrested? 10 + 10 + 1= also functions as an input state- He is suspected of committing What do snowmen eat ment, so when the program fowl play. for breakfast? 101 + 100 + 101 + reaches the pause line, the enter Frosted Flakes 100 + 111= key must be pressed before the November/December 2015 18 for more of Sapkowski’s light lead into Sapkowski’s Blood of The Last Wish - Not Last Novel satirical and flawed characters. Elves series, in which all of the Which one would be in luck as series’s novels have not yet been You’ll Read by The Last Wish is an excellent translated from Polish.

By:Tyler Jacobs Andrzej Sapkowski Staff Reporter light human psychology, such as The Last Wish is a collection an unforgettable scene in which of short stories written by Polish Geralt and his companion Dan- author Andrzej Sapkowski. The dilion travel to a town to seek stories focus around Geralt of out contracts. The townspeople Rivia, a human genetically engi- bombard Geralt with a myriad of neered to be the perfect monster fantastical beasts. After the en- hunter (referred to as Witchers). counter, and Geralt refusing his Geralt is a character aware of services, he reveals to Dandilion his surroundings and his place that none of those monsters ex- in the world, witchers being a ist and that humans have a need brood highly looked down upon. to create monsters to avoid the He often stands as a character dark reality of the world around which sees and accepts the dark them.The theme returns in an- realities of humanity and knows other one of Geralt’s adventures he cannot do anything to change where the hunter encounters a those ways which seem to be set monster clear based on the ogre in stone, despite how much dis- from Beauty and the Beast. dain he has for those ways. The episodic structure is a The novel follows a loose epi- clear reflection on the novel’s sodic structure, chapters switch- origins in a Polish literary mag- ing between different quests azine, being a collection of re- and adventures in Geralt’s life. lated short stories after all. The As one travels through Geralt’s novel gives the reader a desire world, Sapkowski dives into Photo by: Tyler Jacobs chrismas holiday word search By Laura Sullivan Website Editor

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November/December 2015 20 Choose Your Own Adventure: Chastain Chronicles #3 Chapter 3: Forest Finds or anyone else’s for that matter. ter that, Chastain knew Julio echoed shouts and screams from The monster-hunting detective was important; he had to protect the unhappily married couple. Chastain could live off the also didn’t have to worry about him, which he did. It wasn’t long Chastain reached his apart- taste of success, well, if it wasn’t his neighbors either; they re- until Chastain discovered that ment, 5D, and placed his hand so brief. After solving the case of spected him. Julio’s father was emotionally over the lock. A faint blue the Three Day Killer he’d been Chastain approached his and physically abusive to the light emanated from under left with nothing but a tem- crumby apartment complex. It boy and his mother. With that his cupped palm and the lock porary feeling of satisfaction. was small, had fire damage, and revelation, Chastain told the flipped. He did that for all four That satisfaction never lasted lots of rats. On the steps was man to stop or he’d make him locks, including the chain. He’d long however. Chastain glanced a small, Hispanic boy whom stop. The man chose the forceful thrown out any key he had two at his watch as he blinked the Chastain became friends with. route. Simply said, that the man years ago. Chastain couldn’t grime from his eyelids. He’d His name was Julio. Chastain did not leave in the healthiest stand the feeling of putting a key slept for a solid eight hours. approached and the boy, around of conditions. After that, Chas- in a lock and especially couldn’t “Should head to the apartment. ten years of age, looked up from tain unwillingly became Julio’s stand turning one. Of course he Can’t walk around smelling a newspaper. “Mister Chas, you father figure and an esteemed didn’t know why, it was just an- like garbage,” the hunter grov- missed my birthday the other member of the community. other one of the little things that eled. Pushing himself out of the day,” the boy said, closing the Chastain looked toward the irked him. Many things irked muck he stretched and set off, paper. elevator which bore an out-of- him. Certain things to him were out of the alley and into the bus- “It appears that I have, Ju- order sign on both shafts. “Hate like being poked with a pen five- tling city streets. “Lunch rush,” lio. I apologize. I brought you elevators anyways. Glad they’re hundred times by a four-year- Chastain complained softly as something though, to make up gone,” Chastain mumbled. He old. A psychiatrist would chalk he walked down the sidewalks, for it,” Chastain stated, a weak couldn’t stand elevators, never it up to OCD, which he would always staying to the opposite smile at the corner of his lips as being able to trust them. Last deny. side of the pathway when a per- he reached into one of the deep time he was on one the cables With the door unlocked he son or a group approached. pockets of his long, black leather were severed. He had to exit pushed it open, entered and While it was true that it was his coat. A blue light flashed from through the top and jump onto gently closed it. He breathed duty to protect human society, it the pocket and he pulled out a one of the sides of the shaft. It in deeply and stretched out his didn’t mean that he liked them. yoyo. The Mary Poppins closet isn’t the most ideal fighting a arms. Despite the apartment be- Chastain found many people never failed him. “This is for manticore in an elevator shaft. ing in poor condition, he still loud, obnoxious, and ignorant. you, Julio,” Chastain stated as Going up the questionably kept it exceedingly tidy. There Yes, occasionally he would he placed the toy in Julio’s small shaky stairwell he thought were stacks of newspapers, find gems here and there, but hands. The boy’s brown eyes lit about the werewolves in the documents, case files, and me- those diamonds didn’t change up and he smiled. city. Most owned nightclubs mentos. piled up in neat stacks. his mind about the rest of the “Thank you, Mister Chas! I like and for the most part, weren’t The taller the stack, the closer rubble. He’d had too many foul it a lot!” Julio exclaimed, giving as much a danger as the vam- to the wall it was. He liked to encounters in the past. Far too the man a hug. Chastain winced pires. They tried to fit in with stick to sequences. All windows many. a bit. “I’ll use it to beat up the humans and just mind their in the apartment were covered Chastain tugged his duster bad guys.” business. In the history of the by now by the stacks. There closed as the wind picked up. “If you figure out a way to fight wars in which their kind was was a hallway he constructed Dead leaves whirled around. with a- with a yoyo, you will involved, they were hardly the using the stacks to get to the “Better pick it up. Clean up. Eat. have to show me,” Chastain re- aggressors. All they wanted to actual hallway which led to a Set off.” That sequence of events plied, stepping out of the hug do was live safely like normal single bathroom and bedroom. in mind, Chastain increased and giving the boy and awk- people. That was never a pos- The hoarding did not continue his paced and bound through ward, singular pat on the top sible outcome however, being past the living room. The actual the city-scape towards another of his head. Chastain entered prosecuted by almost everyone; hallway and the rest of the resi- residential area, another slum- the building and headed up the giants, vampires, humans, other dency was pretty much spot- my street of apartments. Kids stairs. When he had first moved werewolves or lycanthropes. less. Yes, the walls were grimy played as their mothers yelled at into the neighborhood, he knew How could one forget the quar- and the carpets needed torn out them to get back in their build- that Julio was special. He was rel between the wereboars and but there was still an order to ings, a gang conversed with like a GPS for the arcane. Julio werewolves? Chastain sighed what seemed chaotic. Most ev- another in the sidewalk by a was able to pick up on the tini- and finally made it to his floor. erything was symmetrical, ev- Camaro, and an old man with est things and would mention He pushed open the heavy met- erything was aligned, perfectly an oxygen tank was smoking a them, like an article in the pa- al door and entered the dim cor- neat. If he couldn’t make some- cigar and sitting on the sidewalk per. Maybe there was a murder ridor. There was almost no light thing looked organized (all of his as his daughter and son-in-law or odd noises in a church. Chas- as Chastain walked down the stacks were filed in a way, tabs, argued. The neighborhood was tain would look into the prob- hall, the rotting carpet squishing color coding, etc.), he would not the safest, the most pristine, lem and it would have super- occasionally beneath his boots. simply get rid of it. or the most renowned, but it was natural causes like a gargoyle or Music boomed from apartment Chastain walked to his bed- perfect. The law paid no atten- demon. Without fail, Julio would 15D like always, smoke passed room, which was empty except tion to Chastain’s presence there lead Chastain to a new case. Af- under the door from 9D, and 7D for a singular twin sized mat 21 November/December 2015 tress and box spring smack dab rect?” ing forward through the sparse cave paintings, woven baskets, in the center of the room. He “I don’t even know if I want trees. From what he gathered sculptures made from branches, undressed, folded dirty clothes, your help. I’m solo. So you best already, there weren’t any simi- mason jars glowing with fire- showered, used a cleaning in- run off, E,” Chastain acknowl- larities between each missing flies, and the list went on. “Fair- cantation on his coat, and edged. All he wanted to do was person. ies perhaps?” Chastain inquired. pulled a new set of clothing solve another case in peace, not Suddenly, it was cold. Chas- He looked up at the skylight and from the Mary Poppins closet be forced to listen to a soothsay- tain looked up from the note- could see five people hanging, in one of his coat’s pockets. He er going off in rhythmic chants. book. He wasn’t in Central Park tied up and bound in vines as had five sets of the same outfit, “Fine. You’ll need me later. anymore. He was in a dense for- well. “Those must be the miss- although each was a different Trust in that,” Electra said est, the ground covered in dead ing people.” combination. Maybe a different Loud footsteps came from one tie color, maybe a different shirt of the cave’s halls. A man, per- color. He tried not to change it haps ten feet tall entered. He up to much, being a man of rou- had green skin, long hair which tine. He pulled on dress pants, a seemed to be made of moss and white dress-shirt, and black tie, was braided at some points with zipped on his boots, and climbed pine cones sticking out. He had back into his coat which went to a long beard which went down his ankles. “On our way we go,” past his stomach. The furry Chastain started, feeling a bit green man’s eyes were almond- fresh. “Missing people to find.” shaped and had a cheerful yel- Chastain locked up his neigh- low glow to them which remind- borhood once again, heading ed Chastain of autumn. The for Central Park. “Five missing giant moved slowly and gently, people,” Chastain muttered as lumbering toward Chastain. he flipped open his notebook. “You come to these woods, you “Southside. People gone with- become my property. We’ll have out a trace. Better start there.” a good time,” the green man bel- Chastain looked at his watch lowed, his voice deep like strong as he set off down the sidewalk winds barreling through leaves, path. It was evening, around six. but then soft and gentle like a “Damian Chastain, what a breeze in a meadow. pleasant surprise,” a smooth, “Who are you, green one?” powerful voice of a young wom- Chastain asked politely, “Should an remarked. Chastain looked I have the pleasure of know- up from his watch. He’d know ing your name?” From what that voice anywhere. An…ac- he could tell, the creature was quaintance of his. Her name was a nature spirit, most likely a Electra. She was a clairvoyant, leshy. A leshy is not inherently a mystic of sorts with extraor- evil, simply being a trickster by dinary abilities, some which not trade. They would lead travelers even Chastain could wrap his astray, imitate the voices of oth- mind around. ers to lead people deeper into “What are you doing here?” Photo by: Makayla Tardie forests. There have been cases Chastain questioned, his hands when victims were tickled to going back into his deep pock- sharply. Her eyes glowed white leaves, dying plant life, and a death, however, it was not out ets. Time around them had fro- in the shadow cast by her hood light dusting of snow. He took of malicious intent that the vic- zen, people stopped in jog, a and in a blink, she was gone. a few steps backwards and was tims died of this nature. A leshy dog in mid-air trying to catch Time continued, and the joggers in Central Park again. “A rift?” just simply doesn’t understand a Frisbee. While the two knew went past him. Chastain inferred. He stepped too much fun, and doesn’t know each other, he was still uneasy “Whatever,” Chastain groveled forward and was in the dense when to stop. around her,and knew that if he as he continued on his way to forest again- then everything “My name is Aardvid. Would let his guard down even a little the south side of the park. It was went black. you like some tea?” Aardvid that she’d be able to see right a bit woodier, with a few more Chastain awoke, his head asked as he poured a brew from through him. trees scattered about, a small throbbing with a wild migraine. what looked to be a stone carved “To help you of course. What stream. The orange and yellow He’d been hit over the head that pitcher. Aardvid looked up at else?” Electra smiled faintly, her leaves scattered upon the thick was for sure. His vision cleared the people in the vines. “I want- hood casting a shadow over her grass. He pulled out his note- and he looked around. His arms ed to give them tea, but all they face. All he could see was her book and skimmed through the and legs were bound with vines. did was kick and shout, so I put full, healthy lips as she spoke. notes he took from the five po- “Fantastic,” Chastain com- them up there.” Aardvid’s voice They shined with gloss. “You lice reports. “Where to start?” plained as he observed the sur- was smooth now, calming. The seek the missing people, cor- Chastain asked himself, walk- roundings. A cave. There were large man sat down in front of November/December 2015 22 Chastain and gave him a kind cross and took a large swig of one. “If you promise me one I assure you. Whether you think smile like they’d been friends his tea, preparing himself for the thing, Chastain.” you will or not,” Electra replied for decades. questioning. Clearly he lacked a “What is it you want?” Chas- tenderly. “Now, Chastain. I have “I’d love some tea if you’d un- stimulating conversation part- tain replied cautiously. He matters to attend to, such as tie me first, Mr. Aardvid,” Chas- ner. didn’t want to get caught in any closing this doorway to such an tain replied, shifting uncomfort- “I would like to know where we loopholes. odd forest. Goodbye.” With that, ably in the vines to add to the are for starters, then if you know “You must contact me. Please. the mystic woman vanished show. He’d have to be kind and why myself and the humans Letters, in person. Down a once again. The rift slammed pleasant to the fairy. With hu- above are here,” Chastain ques- grapevine for all I care! I just shut and a gust of air knocked mans tearing down and burn- tioned, leaning back against the want a human friend. Always Chastain off his feet. The miss- ing forests, fairies were a dying hard, cave wall. have. One who doesn’t fight and ing, but now found people kind. Chastain tried not to kill “Why these are my woods! cry. Would you do that?” Aard- walked around, dazed. They creatures that weren’t inher- However, I believe humans re- vid pleaded. Chastain thought wouldn’t remember a thing. ently evil either. A large gray ferred to it as part of Russia,” for a moment, looking into the Conspiracy theorists could han- wolf entered the cavern and laid Aardvid answered happily. “As tall one’s eyes. dle that matter. down on a bed made of leaves for your place here in my forest, “I’ll do it. You have my word. Chastain stood up and behind Aardvid. Chastain made I know not. I thought you pleas- I shall contact you,” Chastain stretched. “Another odd case eye contact with the unusually ant travelers! Passing through, nodded. “I swear it. Now we closed. In just a day,” Chastain large hound. are ye not?” must free these people. They looked at his watch. A week “Splendid! Let me get those “It was not our intentions to mustn’t remember this place.” had passed. It was December. for you, friend!” Aardvid smiled appear here, friend. There is a “Oh splendid! Thank you so “What? Rift must have altered cheerily as he snapped the rift from here to another place in very much!” Aardvid grinned. time for us as we went through bonds. He handed Chastain the world far from here. Myself The vines slowly brought the it. I guess I solved it in a week. a stone cup and poured the and these people have stum- people down and held them still. Still record time. Now to get tea. Aardvid leaned over and bled upon it. I came looking for “Do what you need!” Chastain out of this woodsy and get back grabbed a clay jug. His arms them,” Chastain explained. “I approached the dazed people to the concrete maze. I’ve had were almost as long as Chastain know you don’t want to hurt us. and mumbled a spell in their enough of the great outdoors.” was tall and his hands could So I must also ask if you would ears: Omle Zem Chastain left Central Park engulf Chastain’s head easy. free us so we may return from “I must take them to the rift,” and simply walked. All he could “Honey for the tea?” Aardvid whence we came.” Chastain stated, his friendly act think about was what to do next questioned, holding the jug over “That is troubling,” Aardvid slowly fading back into bland and how good Aardvid’s tea was. Chastain’s large cup. sighed, looking up at the peo- harshness. “Lead us to where He had to investigate the were- “Fine,” Chastain stated, hold- ple in the vines, then back at you found us, please.” Aardvid wolves and the vampires. Stop ing up the stone cup. Aardvid Chastain. “But we were having nodded and leaded Chastain a war before it even begins. He delicately poured in a tiny bit of such a pleasant conversation? I out of the cavern and to the couldn’t just let it lay. Some- honey and Chastain stirred the have gone sixty years last time place in the forest where they thing was happening and some- steamy beverage with his index I’ve had a friend which speaks were found. Electra stood there. thing had to be done about it. finger. back…” Aardvid put down his “What are you doing here?” The question was where to start. “Don’t mind Gero over there. pitcher and stood, towering over Chastain asked a bit angrily. He’s just me pup,” Aardvid said, Chastain. “What if I say no?” “After you take your people 1. Investigate the werewolves’ having caught Chastain eyeing “That would not be pleasant through, I shall close the rift,” side of things. Likely to be pret- the large wolf. “He’d not harm a for either of us, Aardvid. I would Electra replied sweetly. She re- ty laid back. Would be better to fly.” Just then the dog snatched a not like to end a friendship as moved her hood and closed start there. Aren’t likely to be as mouse and ate it. “Well, I didn’t soon as I’ve begun one,” Chas- her glowing eyes. There was nearly as aggressive as the vam- say anything about mice, now tain replied, standing as well. a blindfold on her forehead pires would be. did I?” Aardvid laughed before He was slightly above Aardvid’s which covered another glow- sipping the tea straight from waist. ing light source. From what 2. Be a bit reckless and go after the stone pitcher. “What is your “Are you saying you could best Chastain had gathered it was a the vampires. Might stir up a bit name, human? It seems fitting one such as myself in combat?” third eye. Chastain had never too much too soon. They don’t you tell me yours since you now Aardvid questioned as his voice seen it. She’d never removed the take a liking to people nos- know mine.” grew ominous, crossing his blindfold in front of his before. ing around, especially Damian “My name is Chastain, friend,” arms. The rift appeared, Central Park Chastain. Chastain stated before taking “I could do just that and more. showing through it. Chastain another sip of the earthy tea. Please, I ask you as a friend and sighed a bit angrily before lead- 3. Just go and hopefully find an- “Might I ask you a few ques- conversation partner,” Chastain ing the people through. Electra other case. Something is bound tions? About these sour folk stated with urgency. “Let myself followed. to catch one’s eye, whether it hanging above and these forests and these people leave your for- “I didn’t need your help, Elec- be a vampire, a werewolf, or an you tread?” ests.” tra,” Chastain snapped. “Not ogre in the sewers. Always the “Pleasure to meet you, Chas- “Oh, I’m just teasing, friend! Of with closing the rift or finding it possibility of a troubling case tain!” the leshy bellowed. “Why course you all can leave,” Aard- again or anything. Despite that. around the corner. of course, ask any question you vid laughed, but then his tone Thank you” like, friend.” Aardvid sat criss- turned into more of a pleading “You will need me later. 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