Wheel of Fortune - page 3 J C h e O b s e r v e r ^ VOL XVIII, NO. 86 the independent student newspaper serving notri dame and saint man 's WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY I 5, 1984 Bertino, David elected student body leaders Win called a landslide; Engler gets 20 percent 4 By BOB VONDERHEIDE Alternative as an official write-in News Editor ticket Monday night, as dictated by the Student Government constitu­ Rob Bertino and Cathy David tion. The approval was necessary be­ carried all but four dorms yesterday cause Engler and Dardis failed to on their way to what some officials submit a required petition before are calling a “landslide” victory in the deadline set down by the Om­ the race for student body president budsm an’s office. and vice president. Write-in votes not approved by They captured 54 percent of the the senate are not counted, accord­ electorate, more than twice the vote ing to election rules. About 30 write- for either of the other two tickets. in votes for “Chapin and John” were Chris Tayback and Kelly Fitzgerald not counted because the senate ap­ received 26 percent, winning only proved only the phrase, “The Al­ their home dorms, and the write-in ternative.” ticket of Chapin Engler and John "I was doing something,” Engler Dardis received 20 percent. said last night. “They (the senators) The voter turnout was 55.1 per­ w ere very fair. 1 feel I’ve already cent, the lowest in at least four years. w on.” Bertino last night thanked “my Bertino and David’s victory was campaign manager, Dave McAvoy, the first time in five years that a and all my supporters too numerous three candidate race did not end up to mention.” He said Tayback and in a runoff. “This is in my opinion a Fitzgerald were “very deserving and landslide,” Ombudsman Andy Tuck­ competitive.” er said. “Fifty-four percent in a three- But the interesting twist of this person race is a landslide.” year’s election was the last minute “That’s the important thing: To The Observer/Carol (iales campaign of Engler and Dardis — know that we really represent the “The Alternative,” the first official people,” David said last night. “We Juniors Rob Bertino and Cathy David hug each in celebration of their election as student body write-in candidates for SBP and are happy they have this much faith other last night at the second floor of LaFortune president and vice president. SBVP. in us.” The Alternative overwhelming Bertino and David, who take carried Dillon Hall — Engler’s home office April 1, lost only four districts. dorm — and lost Grace Hall to Ber­ They did especially well in their tino and David by two votes. The home dorms of Alumni and Breen Senate elections all prove lopsided ticket also won Off-C.ampus, where Phillips. Tayback easily carried his Dardis lives. home dorm, Holy Cross, and by BUD LUEPKE I would win.” Healy said his late start Doug ( O brien ) is a good politicia t n, “The Alternative added a new Fitzgerald won Farley, her dorm. Ho­ News Staff campaigning may have hurt, but Browne said. dimension to the election,” Bertino ly Cross and Farley were the only visiting nearly 800 rooms over the Junior Dan McNamara easily said. “It really generated a lot of in­ dorms they won. All of yesterday’s Student Senate last weekend helped a great deal, he defeated freshman Mark Rolincik, terest. They gave a strong, honest Bertino, who was endorsed Mon­ elections produced landslide vic­ said. collecting 76.2 percent of the vote campaign, and I appreciate the im­ day by The Observer , said he is tories as candidates in two districts Despite the loss, Wurth was in District 3 (Badin, Dillon, Fisher, partiality the Student Senate showed looking forward to the future school ran unopposed and freshmen can­ pleased the results. “As a freshman I Howard, Lyons, Morrissey, toward Engler and Dardis’s request.” didates in two others could not had an uphill battle. I expected Pangborn and Carroll). see SBP, page 3 The Student Senate approved The match the appeal of their upperclass about 30 to 40 percent of the vote,” Rolincik said he was at a disad­ competition. Wurth said. vantage because he was a freshman, District 1 (Alumni, Walsh, Lewis, The District 2 (Breen-Phillip, but said, “I was pleased with the Sorin, St. Ed’s, and Holy Cross) Cavanaugh, Zahm, Farley, Keenan votes I did get.” Election Tally produced the closest senate race of and Stanford) senate election McNamara was unavailable for the five. Junior Paul Healy defeated proved more one-sided. Sophmorc com m ent. Freshman Doug Wurth. Healy pulled Pat Browne defeated Junior Doug In Districts 4 and 5 there was no in 57.7 percent of the vote to O brien by capturing 70.4 percent of contention for either senate seat. SBP/SBVP Percent Number Wurth’s 42.3 percent. the vote to O brien’s 29 6 percent. Junior Tom Abood will take the post “It was a good fight, ” said Healy Browne was relieved after the for District 4 (Planner, Grace, PW <^Bertino/David 54.0 2232 after the election. “I was worried, election. “I was never sure about the and PE), and Javier Olivia will but in the back of my mind I thought results. It was tough campaigning. Tayback/Fitzgerald 26.0 1074 represent District 5 (Off campus). Engler/Dardis 20.0 828 Bishop criticizes female stereotypes

District 1 By ROBERT SIENKIEWICZ Church and that many times he has he said, a situation in which one Paul Healy 57.7 567 News Staff been at gatherings of clerics where group is so well organized that it is remarks degrading women have bound to work to the detriment of Doug Wurth 42.3 415 Bishop Thomas J. Gumbleton of flown freely. another group. Efforts must be made Cleveland said there is “an underly­ He continued to say that to exert the rights of the oppressed, ing attitude of disdain and disregard American women earn only 62 cents and the oppressor must change, he District 2 of w om en in our church,” speaking for every dollar that men make and said. V'Pat Browne 70.4 685 to a receptive audience in the library that the Church is just as guilty of The first communitiestvere those auditorium Monday. discriminating against women as in­ of disciples of Jesus, which consisted Doug O’Brien 29.6 288 He said this attitude is reinforced dustry is. of both men and women, said within the Church by the stereotype He singled out the consistent use Gumbleton. and Jesus made no dis­ that men are inherently superior and of the masculine form in prayers as tinction between the sexes. District 3 women arc inferior, passive, and uni­ one problem that needs correcting. g/T)an McNamara 76.2 783 ntelligent. Women in any type of ministry are Gumbleton suggested several Gumbleton said that the Church is very frustrated, Gumbleton said. For points that should be included if Mark Rolincik 23.8 245 speaking out on the sad situation of example, a woman chaplain justice toward women is to be women in the world, quoting Pope becomes frustrated because al­ brought about in the Church. He John Paul II’s words, “Human and though she can console, she must said that one should imitate the at­ District 4 personal dignity is no different, call a priest if the patient wants to titudes and the actions of Jesus. The y Tom Abood 100 706 whether in man or woman.” Al­ make a confession. affirmation of the ministry of women though the statements are noble, Gumbleton quoted from new in the church must be realized. The Gumbleton said, their actual Canon Law to show that women are language of the litergy must be made District 5 practice in the church leaves some­ excluded from it, and said that the inclusive. Finally, the position of t^Javier Oliva thing to be desired. structure of decision making in the women in the church must be 100 239 He said that women are treated as church is exclusive to men. raised; for example, the cardinalate second class citizens in the Catholic We are dealing with a social sin. could be opened to women. The Observer Wednesday, February 15, 1984 — page 2 In Brief Senate and senators need a drastic overhaul The most recent statistics have arrived. A list of Injured in a hit-and-run accident early Saturday leading political indicators shows that interest in either morning on Juniper Road was sophomore Timothy J. McDowell. The Planner resident reported leaving his rom about an hour earlier to running or voting for student government has hit the Mark Worscheh lowest mark in years. take a walk and was in the crossing lane between Grace Hall and the News Editor______student parking lot when hit. He was treated and released at St. Consider these individual statistics: Joseph Medical Center. The only description of the vehicle, from a • Out of the more than 1,500 residents of the Tower Inside Wednesday witness about 200 feet away, was of a “large American-made" car. Quad — Planner, Grace, Pasquerilla East and Pasquerilla McDowell is in the College of Business Administration and is one of West halls — only one candidate emerged to run for the three members of his family currently attending Notre Dame. In an­ senate seat in District 4. Four potential candidates other incident reported to campus security at 3 a.m. Saturday, a fifth- showed up at the first meeting, but none of them Not taking a strong stand compounds the senate's year architecture student reported he was struck in the face by one returned for the second mandatory meeting. Tom problem of not being able to legislate, only recom­ Abood showed up, and last night he won. mend. of three men who accosted him near the Architecture Building. Ombudsman Andy Tucker agrees the lack of interest James Schellinger of University Village said no words were ex­ • None of the candidates for Student Senate was a changed and he believed he was the victim of mistaken identity. — woman. in the senate stems from its unclear role. “A lot of the The Observer • Only one student declared his candidacy for senator qualified people who otherwise might run for senate in the off-campus district, that hot bed of political inac­ run for hall or class office because it’s easier to get in­ tivity. volved and is usually more rewarding,” he says. And one more makes 98. University President • No more than two students ran against each other in “I still think the senate is searching for a definite place Father Theodore Hesburgh will up his world record collection of any of the races, except the late entry of “The Al­ in the University hierarchy. They have never achieved honorary degrees to 98 this spring when he addresses Saint Leo Col­ ternative,” a questionable what they were set up to lege’s (Saint Leo, Fla.) 25th graduating class. Saint Leo President presidential ticket. be,” Tucker says, adding that Thomas Southard called Hesburgh “a humanitarian with interests of • For the first time in years, . senators currently serve as international purport. ” Hesburgh was awarded the degree by the there will be no need for a “glorified special projects college’s board of trustees in recognition of his achievements in runoff. coordinators ” education and international issues. — The Observer • Only 55.1 percent of the Another image problem student body bothered to results from student govern­ vote, down from 65 percent ment accomplishments A proposed constitutional amendment which last year. going by unnoticed because would allow two Student Union commissioners to serve on the Stu­ These statistics indicate senators do not know how dent Senate met with disapproval at Monday night’s senate meeting. that either no one heard to play the political game. Two thirds of the hall councils must approve an ammendment to about the deadlines for Real politicians don’t attend initiate it. "The topic will be brought up again at next week’s declaring o n e’s candidacy or ground breakings for their meeting, ” said Assistant Student Activities Director Joni Neal. — The no one thinks that student health, nor do they cut rib­ Observer government is worth the ef­ bons for practice. Elected of­ fort. ficials stage these events to Michad Burnett, a Notre Dame government major, The Observer printed two show that government will be an intern with U.S. Senator Richard G. Lugar (R-Ind.) this briefs and ran two ads indeed has done something. reminding candidates of im­ semester. Burnett, 21, of Highland, Calif., participated in the Ireland The media find these events program during his sophomore year. I am very pleased to have Mike portant upcoming meetings. much easier and more excit­ In addition, the O m ­ with my staff for this semester, ” said Lugar. “He is a bright and en­ ing to cover than simple thusiastic student, and should learn a great deal about american budsman Service posted reminders of meeting times press releases, however contrived the media events and petition deadlines in all of the halls on campus and may be. governm ent while he is here.”—The Obsert>er in LaFortune and in public buildings for off campus stu­ Nonetheless, the public equates the accomplishment dents. with the elected official. Safe to say, senators would do Any qualified candidate should have seen even one of well for both their political careers and for govern­ A pickup truck collided with a bicycle riden by these notices or had the initiative to call Ombudsman ment’s reputation if they would take advantage of media sophomore Thomas McDonald early Monday morning, causing or Student Government to find out. coverage on campus. minor injuries to the cyclist, but he refused emergency treatment. The apparent reason behind the lack of candidates, And more senators could take a lesson from SBP elect The Sorin resident was riding south on Notre Dame Avenue and then, is that few students were interested in the job. Rob Bertino by sending newsletters to constituents. apparently disregarded the traffic signal, according to Police Cpl. In the minds of many students, student government Sen Bob Riley sent me a letter yesterday asking me to Ronald Garrabrant. He was struck by a truck driven by Bruce service is an odd cross between altruism and the ul­ vote for Bertino — the only time I’ve heard from him all Schwind of South Bend. — The Observer timate resume stuffer. Students assume that govern­ year. ment must be doing something, but more often they Student government needs to find some way to reor­ wonder why student government hasn’t done anything. ganize so that the senate can become an effective body Notre Dame’s Department of Physics Why, for example, didn’t it raise the Golden Dome with and so students can see student government ac­ has received a $5,000 research grant from the Ford Motor Company. screams of outrage concerning the aborted attempt to complishments as more than just chance. I he award will be used during the current academic year and is shut down hall food sales last year? Why did the Student renewable for another two years. According to Dr. John Dow, Senate wait until January to establish a committee to Freimann Professor of Physics, the grant will go toward the develop­ recommend solutions to the alcohol problem? ment of a graduate research program in solid-state phyiscs. — The ******************. Observer I Buy } SENIORS Observer The most exciting weekend of your Of Interest -ki Senior Year is fast approaching -k THE 1984 SENIOR FORMAL -k LuCianO Pavorattl S and Placido Domingo’s opera -k April 13-14 at the Palmer House in Chicago coach, Joan Dorncmann, will be at Saint Mary’s on Feb. 25 to teach a classifieds* master class in voice. Dorncmann is assistant conductor and We guarantee the Weekend will be filled with promptor for the Metropolitan Opera Association in New York City. The workshop will be from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. with a 90 minute lunch Fun Times, Great Dancing, and Plenty to break. Persons interested in attending should call Carol Belland in Tired of just hanging Reminisce about. the Saint Mary’s music department. — The Observer around late at night? More Info Coming Soon Loo&oooecocoooooosoocooosoocoooccosooccooocJ Financial Aid deadlines for Saint Mary’s students are as follows: the 19.84-85 Financial Aid Priority is due March 1 Student Employment Application is due April 1, and the Guaranteed Student Loan-First Semester Priority is due July 1. — The Observer An T ostal Weather Organizational Meeting

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Dame students who left for the The teams were each given a dos­ Third Annual Mclntire Commerce sier on a certain ailing company and Invitational expected to do had to develop a plan to save it. This reasonably well. “Doing well” is not year, the rapidly expanding mail or­ quite the same as winning a national der industry was the subject. title, but that is exactly what they did. Instead of stressing textbook solu­ Coached by Professor David Nor- tions, Norburn coached the team bum, the team of Kelly Frank, Brian from more of a “real-world” Ledley, Greg Testerman, and Steve perspective. Wilkie cites the Notre Wilkie proved that nothing is impos­ Dame strategy as being “sensible sible when one combines talent, versus flashy.” He points ou t t that dedication, and superior coaching. one school came with ten textbooks The Notre Dame contingent un­ and a Hewlett-Packard com puter. By seated reigning champ University of comparison, Notre Dame used no Washington in the only under­ books and did calculations on a graduate business case study com­ simple hand-held calculator. petition of its kind in America. Because the proposals were to be Rocking on the quad The Observer/Carol dales implemen t ted by the owner of the in front of Nieuwland Science Hall. Members of The new champs beat out some of company instead of a machine, Tes­ Par 3, a band o f Notre Dame students, gave an the band (from left to right) are Tim Keyes, Rob the nation's top business schools; terman stressed that the solution not outdoor performance last night by the fountain Bayne, Jim Keyes and Scott O'Grady. the Universities of North Carolina, only had to look good on paper, but California at Berkeley, Wisconsin, it had to be workable in the and Virginia by combatting their framework of the company as well. Hewlett-Packard computers and For all of their efforts, the team textbook approaches with common was rewarded with a plaque and a Student wins on ‘Wheel of Fortune’ sense. guaranteed place at next year’s com ­ Adding prestige to the competi­ petition. For the competitors, By MIRIAM HILL the show in California after he par­ other. We were even escorted to the tion is the high caliber of judges. however, the honor of winning was News Staff ticipated in the “Wheel of Fortune ” bathroom ." Corporate executive officers from enough. Wilkie sums up: “The competition at Notre Dame. Al­ Tidman describes himself as two Fortune 500 companies, the prestige of the competition is more If “The Wheel of Fortune” con­ though he was not guaranteed a spot “emotionally wiped out” by the time Corporate Strategy Editor of Busi­ important than anything else ” tinues to shell out bucks to Notre on the show and had to pay his own the show was actually taped. He Dame students at this pace, the game way to California t , Tidman decided therefore remained calm during the show is going to become Notre to take a chance. He traveled for four show and was able to guess such night with about 20 supporters at Dame’s biggest donator ever. days on a train to reach California. phrases as “Julie Andrews ” and the Irish Gardens flower shop in the Graduate student Paul Tidman After waiting two tension-filled “Little Orphan Annie and Daddy SBP basement of LaFortune Student Cen­ returned from a January appearance days, Tidman was finally informed W arbucks. ” ter. David, the manager of Irish Gar­ on the game show with $27,728 in that he would definitely appear on During the first round, Tidman dens who battled Valentine’s Day prizes, including a Cadillac Eldorado “Wheel of Fortune. ” On the after­ won $3,000 but hit bankrupt when continued from page 1 flowers and a student body election he is not going to keep. noon of January 31st, Tidman he spun the wheel during the third on the same day, thanked the sup­ As a student supporting a family of arrived at the studio where makeup round. At the end of the three year, and he plans on investigating a porters who helped themselves to four on a small stipend, Tidman is artists promptly prepared him for rounds, Tidman had accum t ulated few ideas that were brought up by champagne, beer and cake. relieved that his “Wheel of Fortune” the show. Then, “Wheel of Fortune" over $4,000 worth of merchandise the other candidates. “Some of the The 21 -year-old half of the Ber- winnings have brought him a certain employees read the rules to the con­ including a gift certificate from ideasJbrought up by The Alternative tino/David ticket spent the rest of degree of financial stability. He plans testants. Interestingly enough, Tid­ American Express, a nineteen-inch were very good and we’d like to use the night celebrating at Senior Bar. to sell the Eldorado, buy a smaller man declares, “They (“Wheel of color television, a food dehydrator, them.” he said. David said she was sorry she car and save the rest of the money. Fortune” employees) kept us and a Tappan range with a Bertino and David celebrated last couldn’t go. Tidman was invited to appear on (contestants) isolated from one an­ microwave. rCome.. . . Mama expedience Marriott’s Wednesday Night Italian Buffet i

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South Bend (219) 234-2000 11:30-4 Sun 1(01 PO N fe The Observer Wednesday, February 15,1984 — page 4 HPC discusses lack of intellectual life on campus, suggests solutions By STEPHEN REIDY speakers draw no one,” noted politics and Right to Life to speak in Pasquerilla East president Carrie Al- News Staff their halls. A change in the atmos­ tergott. Altcrgott, a prc-mcd, also phere “has to come from wthin, expressed disappointment in the "In my sophomore Core course, from those who are enthusiastic,” fact that she has “never had a class said Badin President Dorothy David. to say anything of any intellectual under 20 students except for Fresh­ The topic of wasted energy on depth was the worst thing you could man Seminar. How can you develop campus was also brought up at the do.” This comment from Chris a teacher student relationship?” meeting. A representative of the stu­ Tayback was one of the stronger Her frustration over classes that dent Environmental Concerns Or­ opinions voiced about the intellec­ are “too big" was shared by ganization (ECO) noted that many tual life on campus at the Hall Presi­ Cavanaugh President Owen Murray. classrooms arc too hot, their win­ dent’s Council meeting last night. “There’s no discussion in them," he Several Council members agreed dows having to be left open in the said, adding that “you don’t stim­ that a medium for intellcctualism winter. ECO plans to go to Main- was not widespread enough at Notre ulate people through lectures, you tainancc and to the Administration Dame. stimulate them through questions.” for discussion if results from Informal mixers with the faculty, Intellectual stimulation on forthcoming campus surveys are campus was discussed in a debate the "take your teacher to lunch" numerous enough. program and happy hours all The first An Tostal organizational led by Student Body Suhcommitte Casting the ballots The Observer/Carol Gales on University Curriculum member received note as good ways to im­ meeting will take place this Sunday prove faculty-student contact. Badin Hall residents Jackie Bernard and Maura Mast monitor Peggy Provoznik. at 7:15 p.m. in the library However, the real problem with in­ the voting for their dorm in yesterday's election for student body "In our dorm the educational auditorium. Everyone is invited to tellcctualism here was seen by some attend and help out. Also, the spring president and vice president and Student Senate representatives. as rooted in the make-up and goals of mens’ softball tourname t nt will Notre Dame students themselves. tenatively begin two weeks after Internal audit Notre Dame has a “m ore all spring break. Each hall enters one- around student body,” said team, the winner r t eceiving $100. criticizes Pangborn president Greg Crawford. Hall presidents will have informa­ "There’s more to learning than just tion. The Institute for academics” concurred Bobjohnson, The women of Breen Phillips land reforms president of Zahm. "Kids here are have challenged the men of Keenan Paralegal Training the common sense type.” to an aerobics contest this Thursday Associated Press One suggestion for improving the to get “revenge for the abuse they mental environment here was to received in the Keenan Revue,” works. 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it*|fi i f ifjii i~yyii mf|fn f ~~ O f" Viewpoint Wednesday, February 15, 1984 — page 5 A fantasy, nof a defense policy The American people have a healthy fear of over five years. Meanwhile, the accelerated arms race is Soviets, the prospects of reaching an accord nuclear weapons. This fear causes them to The notion of absolute security — protec­ likely to heighten tensions even further and whereby we share our most sophisticated urge national leaders to use caution in interna­ tion from all hostile forces — is childlike. As risk the chance of bringing on the nuclear war technology is a fantasy. The president chooses tional affairs, especially when the prospect of we mature, our desire for security continues, we are trying to avoid. to ignore this and dreams of a world in which nuclear confrontation with the Soviet Union but w e learn that there are no absolutes in life; Second, the Soviets have vowed to never we all live happily ever after. looms as a possibility. It also prompts the there are always risks. Our security depends again be militarily inferior to the United His storyline might play in Hollywood, but public to press for arms reduction negotia­ upon how well we manage to live with those States. Imminent deployment of a US system world history shows that the development of tions. risks. which renders their missiles ineffective might new and progressively more destructive President Reagan understands this fear. But President Reagan is using childlike reason­ provide them with the incentive to strike “ultimate weapons” — e.g. the rifle, the can­ ing to fashion a national defense policy. He before they fall into this disadvantaged posi­ non, the nuclear bomb — has not rendered C. Maxwell Stanley suggests that space-based weapons systems tion. (For that matter, how would we respond war obsolete but has only made it more dead­ can free us from the forces which threaten us. if the Soviets won the ABM race and were ly. If ABMs made nuclear w eapons ineffective, Foundations A more mature reading of the situation indi­ about to become invulnerable to our hostile nations would find new ways to kill cated that the President’s scheme offers no missiles?) one another’s people. instead of respecting it and working to reduce security at all. Third, the Soviets in response to US deploy­ Living in the world w ith the Soviet Union is tensions between East and West, he suggests First, even the most enthusiastic supporters ment of ABMs in violation of the existing a risky and difficult business. It requires that an accelerated arms race — one which admit that space-based antiballistic missile agreement would likely renounce prior arms maturity and level-headed thinking. President carries the US-Soviet arms rivalry into space (ABM) systems are decades away; others control treaties and add numerous offensive Reagan must abandon fantasies of weapons — is the answ er to our fears. doubt they will ever work. What is to happen weapons and decoys capable of overwhelm­ that make us invulnerable. In his ' Star Wars” speech he called on “the in the intervening years? ing our ABMs. Offensive weapons systems He should scrap plans for the development scientific community in our country, those Such diverse sources as former defense come cheaper than “Star Wars ” ABM systems. of either space-based or land-based ABMs and who gave us nuclear weapons . . to give us secretary Harold Brown and MIT physicist Finally, President Reagan and his advisors get on with the business of working out peace­ the means of rendering these nuclear Kosta Tsipis suspect the Soviet Union will have sometimes suggested that the US might ful means for resolving our differences with weapons impotent and obsolete." In his fiscal work on measures to counter the space share ABM technology with the Soviets. Given the Soviet Union. It is in that less fanciful ap­ 1985 budget, he has allocated $2 billion for weapons, rendering them obsolete before the administration’s track record on the proach to risk management that real security research on these weapons — $24 billion they are deployed. negotiation of arms agreements with the lies. Ann Flanders gives P. O. Box Q

As an Arts and Letters student I think Von­ advice to readers Keenan Revue derheide does not need the position added to Dear Ann Flanders, Dear Ann Flanders, Dear Editor: his already impressive resume. After living My brother is cruel to my sister, my sister What do you think about the morality of Contrary to the recently published with your new head honcho for two years and hates my mother, my mother doesn’t much pre marital sex? Is it really all that w rong if opinions of this year’s producer of the Keenan listening to his vicious assaults on the market care for my father, and my father dislikes my two people love each other? Revue, it is our experience that the ND/SMC value of an Arts and Letters diploma, I believe brother. Frolicking with my Ranee theater department holds no grudge what­ that out of fairness and with this new insight Somehow 1 just can’t be had like the rest of Dear Frolicker, soever against the Revue, and, in fact, wishes into Vonderheide’s character, the general my family. There’s something inside me I don’t think I’m in favor of it, but let me call us well. board should reconsider its decision. Give the which makes me good, and I can’t stand it. my good friend Father Theodore Hesburgh, Further, we want to express publicly job to an Arts and Letters student who needs Ann if there is a God, why does God let so C S C. to make sure. I’ll get back to you. Keenan’s thanks to Dr. McDonnell and Stu­ all the help possible in securing a job after much good exist? dent Activities for their generous and en­ graduation. Sorrowful in Seattle thusiastic support of the Revue. We fully And anyway, what will the big stories be Dear Sorrowful, understand that the scope of their financial aid next year? Will news from the latest ther­ Wow, I feel sorry for you. But this question Dear Ann Flanders, to the Revue must be reevaluated on a yearly modynamics convention top the headline? In­ is a bit out of my field of expertise. I studied Are you planning on doing any more ads in basis, and we are confident that their decision stead o f photos, will chemical flow diagrams ethical philosophy in college, not epistemol- bathtubs like you used to? regarding next year’s support will be made fill the pages o f The Observer? Please, before it ogv. Anxiously A waiting according to their view of what is best f or the is too late, reconsider. Alas, my good friend, Father Theodore Hes­ Dear Anxious, No, Father Theodore Hes­ ND/SMC community and for the Revue. Mark V. Boennighausen burgh, CSC knows a bit more about the burgh thought it was so inappropriate the last While every Keenan resident has the right subject. So I asked him why, and he says it has time I did it, I resolved never to do such an to express his opinions, the official spokesper­ something to do with free will. advertisement again. sons for the Hall and the Revue are the rector Do you understand? and Hall president. Letters policy •••••• John J. Cerabino Keenan Hall President | Editor’s note: The appearance o f letters to the Dear Ann Flanders, editor is subject to the daily constraints of Keith Richer What does your good friend Father Rev. David A. Garrick the page. They must bear the address, Theodore Hesburgh, C S C. think about your Keenan Hall Rector telephone number, and signature of the Profundity’s demise getting a divorce and never talking to your sis­ author (initials and pseudonyms are not ac­ ter, Abigail Van Bluren? ceptable). Letters must be well-written and H ardly a Hypocrite CHEG editor? typed. Material shorter than 250 words will Dear Ann Flanders, My wife and I have had Dear Hypocrite, Dear Editor: receive priority. All letters are subject to trouble with our sex lives lately. After being Well, he’s really not that good a friend of A chemical engineer as editor in chief? Just editing and become the property of The Ob- very sick, she had to have an amputation from mine, and he’s got no business butting into my because Bob Vonderheide is a brillant writer, the ribs down. 1 still love her, but our marriage personal life. I don’t think he minds though. has great experience and loves the newspaper isn’t quite the same. Should I dump her? ****** business is no reason to elect him editor in Perplexed in Pittsburgh chief. Dear Perplexed, Dear Ann Flanders, If you really love her you ought to think Why don’t you just let Father Theodore about staying w ith her. Ever think of, well how Hesburgh write your columns for you? should I put this, having sex with yourself? A Dumb Domer ****** Dear Dumb Domer, Since you are from the University of Notre Dear Ann Flanders, Dame, I am sure you know how busy Father The Obse My friend and I have made a bet that we Hesburgh is and that he doesn’t have time to want you to settle. What is the order of the waste on silly columns like mine. colors in a five flavor roll of lifesavers? Viewpoint Department Sweety Ann Flanders book, Everything You Always Dear Sweety, W anted to Know About Sex, and Then Someis is seeking new writers. I’m a bit out of my field here, so I thought I’d an ideal gift for family entertainment. ask my good friend Father Theodore Hes­ Please enclose 50 cents with your request burgh, C S C. to offer his words of wisdom. and a long self-addressed stamped envelope Contact Keith He tells me the order is: yellow, red, orange, to Ann Flanders, 301 Administration Build­ green, white, red, yellow, green, white, red, ing, Notre Dame, Ind. 46556

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Showcase Wednesday, February 15,1984 — page 6 Rangers go through ‘helF and come out on top

affectionately referred to as "Hell cerem ony. Joseph’s Lake. It involves, first of all, by Margaret McCabe Week.” During this week, about the The five days of “hell” involve shooting off smoke grenades to features staff writer third week of first semester, all can­ rigorous physical training, including provide a more traumatic yet realis­ didates are introduced to various getting up each morning at 5:30 to tic setting. Candidates must then n the United States Army, the quired to perform certain tasks aspects of military life in general, run and do drills. The climax of the push themselves through the sand, I Rangers is an elite group of forces throughout the year. The first task is such as disciplined training and week is the “lemming drill” which first on backs then on stomachs, that have been rigorously trained for to survive what is not-so- military appearance, bearing, and takes place on the shore of St. from one end of the beach to the special missions. One such mission other. This is followed by a running was the move on Granada last fall. jump off the pier into the lake, after Here at Notre Dame, on a some­ which they must crawl back up on what smaller scale, exists a similar the beach, John Wayne style. group — the Irish Rangers. These According to Cadet Major Kevin Rangers are an elite, highly Campo, a senior who is commander motivated group within the Army of the Irish Rangers, that first week is ROTC program. a good introduction to the Rangers' According to Assistant Professor “esprit de corps” and builds trem en­ of Military Science Captain Smith, dous morale among those involved. who happens to he a member of the Survivors of “Hell W eek” con­ IJS Army Rangers, the Irish Rangers tinue to maintain candidacy by program is designed to offer its participating in Rangers’ activities. members the opportunity to apply The group meets once a week and the principles learned in ROTC the agenda of the meetings could in­ classes to practical activities. These clude anything from watching a activities stress survival tactics and training film to doing physical drills. include rugged drills that will no Besides the meetings, various ex­ doubt sharpen tactical planning ercises are planned throughout the skills and develop physical stamina. year that are designed to develop While the 10 p ercent o f Notre certain skills. Included among these Dame’s student body involved with are the handling of military one of the three ROTC programs weapons, rappelling, and operating may he familiar with the Rangers, small boats. Plans had been made for the other 90 percent may be un­ winter survival exercises to take aware of what becoming an Irish place last Sunday. However, due to Ranger entails. the less than wintry weather, the ex­ A person desiring membership ercises were cancelled. Some drills can not simply join. He or she is re­ “There she was just walking downstreet.early the morning drills, a part o f “Hell Week. ” are held at The LeMans Military Academy in Rolling Plains, Indiana, or at Camp Custer, Michigan. Later in the spring, the entire Miss Manners group will travel to Ft. Benjamin Harrison in Indianapolis to par­ ticipate in the traditional junior field And try flirting with quantum mechanics training exercises. On this weekend expedition, juniors arc trained in raid, ambush, and reconnaissance

in the streets destroying telephones poles, entire buildings, etc. by Judith Martin As I have to deal with this pitiable creature on a daily basis and am finding her increasingly morbid and melancholy, not to mention im­ possible to deal with, I need to be advised — and fast. Can one advise such a person? If so, what advice should be given? Please, Miss Man­ Dear Miss Manners — I am a graduate student nearing the end of my ners, rush the advice before the city is destroyed. education at the institution I now attend. I have developed a special affection for a particular instructor and the feeling appears to be Gentle Reader — Miss Manners is very sorry to report that she mutual. doesn’t know any gcntlmen who wish to meet a morbid, melancholy Vt hile student faculty fraternization is common, so is nasty gossip. lady whose terribly good friend acknowledges her to be pitiful, im­ What are appropriate and uncompromising activities we could share possible to deal with and not very securely situated on this side of before graduation? May I visit his home? Lunch or dinner in a well-lit sanity. She doubts that anyone else does either. place? On campus or off? Movies, plays, museums? Locally or out of It is a paradox that eagerness in romance, so prized in the par­ town? ticular, is so despised in the general. If someone is desperately in I understand the need to keep our behavior in good taste, but I love with you — well, that is only understandable and shows a need guidance as to the specifics. laudable sense of discrimination. If someone is just desperate to be- in love — that is only understandable if you are not a target, and, Gentle Reader — Fraternization is getting to he a popular subject on nevertheless, unattractive all around. Miss Manners can easily im­ campus not only for gossip, but for legislation Do your friend a agine those friends to whom she applied — not even wanting to professional favor, and incidentally add some piquancy to your bud­ think about the applications to strangers — saying, “Oh, let’s not ding romance, by being extremely discreet while you remain a stu­ have Francesca — she only wants to meet men,” and, “It wouldn’t be dent. fair to saddle Anthony with someone that anxious when he’s just No school has wanted to prevent students and teahers from gone through a divorce." intellectual exchanges, even in informal circumstances. It is ex­ The theory is that romance is something that happenns acciden­ tracurricular activities that are under suspicion. tally while one is on the way to doing something else. Never mind You might bear in mind that campuses arc remarkable places for that nobody believes this theory — the important thing is to behave Rangers practice small boat opera transmitting news. The more you try to hide, the more likely it is that as if one did, and to go about life in a cheerful, interested fashion, you will be seen and juicily discussed — and no one will think you pretending that one likes humanity in general, not just potential are meeting in Bermuda to go over your thesis. partners. The number of gentlemen who would like to meet warm, tactics and are evaluated on their But you might go to his house to do so. Just carry a lot of books. happy, involved ladies is certainly greater than those who want to performance. Sophomores are Museums and meals — yes, those could be related to your work. meet sullen, half crazy ones. responsible for setting up special Movies and plays are not places to discuss anything. You will be missions for the juniors to carry out overheard occasionally in any public place, so you might learn to and then guiding them into the path flirt in the jargon of your field, which could be a lot of fun. Dear Miss Manners — I am a young professional woman who wears of the “enemy" where their tactical Consider this all a challenge. Young people today have few oppor­ no makeup, because it’s not my style and I think it’s yucky (as do skills will be put to use. Acting as the tunities to discover how thrilling romance can he when the very most of my friends, particularly men ). My mother suggests, and I aggressors are freshmen as well as possibility of it is considered naughty. tend to agree, that I should wear makeup for my upcoming role as sophomores. The seniors act as bridesmaid. critics in the exercises and make Hear Miss Manners — A terribly good friend of mine was divorced Am I right to feel so obligated? Are there professional or social cir­ sure all operations run smoothly. some time ago. Through happenstance, ciruinstance and the worst cumstances under which a woman really ought to wear makeup, and bad luck, she has gone without male companionship since that time. why? Does one w ear it because it is part o f a uniform, or because one At the end of each semester, the This “normal" woman (explanation forthcoming) is reasonably in­ is to spare spectators the sight of pale lips, short lashes and Rangers hold a formal dining in for telligent. reasonably attractive and. lucky for her. on the young side blemished skin? all members and candidates. On of 30, although she refuses to divulge by how much. these occasions, black berets are Gentle Reader — Like the gentle reader who wondered timidly if Alas, her own devices for acquainting herself with reasonably in­ awarded to those who have earned it w ould he w rong to add a few personal w ords to a purchased greet­ telligent, reasonably attractive males of any age (for purposes of the distinction of being a full-fledged ing card, you have left Miss Manners shaking her head and m uttering companionship) have (through no fault of her own, she informs me) Irish Ranger. The new Rangers must about what the world has come to. She has long ackowlcdged that utterly failed Worse yet t , pleas to friends, acquaintances and total then continue to maintain member­ the rule about no nice lady painting is defunct, but not that it has strangers to indulge her by introducing her to the aforementioned ship by participating in all exercises. been reversed, so that a lady must paint. gentlemen have met with platitude: I don't know a soul," "A woman The black beret becomes a part of like'you shouldn't have any trouble," etc. No, you need not wear makeup. If anybody questions you on this, their uniform and serves to distin­ Poor soul! Her distress at this point (the "some time ago" being a just tell them that you went to a lot of trouble and expense to guish them from the other ROTC large number of Saturday evenings spent polishing her toaster) is so achieve the latest “natural look," and are pleased to hear that you participants. acute I am afraid she is shortly — very shortly - going to run amok have succeeded. While Irish Rangers is primarily an Wednesday, February 15,1984 — page 7

Eight Dems and one Gipper by Chris Fraser President out of nostalgia. Don’t believe it! features columnist Gary Hart is a senator from Colorado who helped out on ut on your straw hats, break out Office in one year? If you’re stuck af­ McGovern’s campaign in ’72. He’s the bands, display your posters, ter Mr Mondale and Mr. Glenn, P mad at George for running this year your bumperstickers, your buttons, you’re certainly not alone. In fact, because he thinks George may steal your balloons, and anything else you even if you’re stuck before Mr some of his votes. Half of zero is still have w ith som ebody’s name on it. Mondale and Mr. Glenn, you’re zero, Gary. This, my friends, is a good old- probably still in good company. The Ernest Hollings and Alan Cranston fashioned presidential election year, truth is, the dem ocrats don’t look arc also senators — 1 think. I don’t complete with 728 candidates and too exciting this year. Aside from the know anything else about them. all the appropriate trimmings. frontrunners, there are about six Here’s a brief and insubstantial look other “handshakers” who are Last and probably least among the at the candidates and a few un­ pounding the nation’s pavement, democratic candidates is Reuben As­ solicited remarks on their delivering semi passionate speeches kew. Reuben is currently un­ respective worthiness. to half-filled Ladies Auxiliary Club employed politically, although I’m A swimming drill on the shore o f St. Joe’s, in warmer weather, o f course. Quick, name all the democrats meetings, and pleading with local told he used to be governor of who hope to be sitting in the Oval stations to interview them on the Florida. Someone in my dorm has Army ROTC program, its popularity news . . all with the hope of some­ been passing around Reuben Askew has attracted a few of its members how capturing the imagination of bum perstickers. No kidding! Mr. As­ from the Navy ROTC and Airforce the American people. But we’ll start kew wins the award for the name ROTC programs. According to Cap­ Offering hope to grads with the frontrunners. most likely to be mistaken for an ex­ tain Smith, the Rangers is the most otic entree. It’s also a great Vice- Walter Mondale used to be Vice- popular extracurricular activity be­ Presidential name, but I don’t think President of the United States. That cause of the adventure involved. The special section provides a this is Reuben’s year. puts him in the august company of “It’s challenging to all of them be­ Special to The Observer brief description of each organiza­ men like Elbridge Gerry ( under That takes care of the democrats. cause they’re doing things they’ve tion’s principal products and James Madison ) and Schuyler Colfax The picture is considerably clearer never done before, ” says Smith of s the calendar ticks down the services, along with an address (u n d er Ulysses S. G rant). Those VPs on the republican side. President the Rangers' 55 members, one of Adays to graduation, some seniors where appplicants should send their probably couldn’t become presi­ Ronald Reagan has decided to seek which is female, and “it brings them are sitting comfortably at Senior Bar resumes. In addition, each listing re-election and he will surely a great deal of satisfaction.” Smith with job offers in hand. Others are specifies the type of academic back­ dents because of their names alone. It’s like the aversion 1 have for the capture the GOP nomination. If Mr adds, “The females that become in­ exchanging handfuls of rejection let­ ground wanted, and the actual job Reagan's aides can keep him from ters for a glass of alcohol, and anoth­ name Walter. But I do think it’s bet­ volved with the Rangers are just as categories to be filled. Many making too manyboneheaded active in their participation.” er, and another . .. employers have listed candidates in ter than Fritz, which is how Mr Mondale sometimes refers to him­ remarks off the top of his head, we But there is hope. The annual short supply so that individuals with may just have Ronnie around for an­ Another attractive aspect of Ran­ Changing Times survey of jobs for those skills will have an added in­ self. I really can’t figure out why. Do gers is that it is a student run o r­ o th er four years. new graduates found some bright centive to apply. y o u want your life in the hands of a ganization. Senior members act as spots for job seekers amid what is Besides the list, this issue of Fritz? Reagan’s campaign will consist of the leaders and take complete generally characterized as a flat Changing Times provides an over­ quoting a lot of statistics about the John Glenn was once an responsibility, including evaluation recruiting year. view of the current job market, and economy and telling us how much of underclassman performance. astronaut. I suppose he was a good The Feb. 1984 issue of Changing includes specific suggestions about better off we are. The democrats will Thus Rangers is viewed as an oppor­ astronaut since he is still alive. I Tim es lists those employers with writing a successful job seeking let­ take the same statistics and tell us tunity to build confidence and think that being an astronaut is a firm plans to hire graduating seniors ter, preparing for an interview and how much worse off we are. It very difficult job indeed ... so I like develop leadership qualities. Cap­ this year, in a special supplement, adjusting to the demands of a first should result in a stimulating politi­ tain Smith and Sargeant First Class John Glenn. His name isn’t bot­ “101 Companies with Jobs for New job. cal debate. hersome, which pleases me, but I al­ Brown do act as advisors to the College Grads.” C hanging Tim es is a The graduates most in demand are ways have trouble with people with They say Reagan’s a pretty nice monthly periodical published by those with engineering degrees; 65 two first names. guy and I really enjoyed him as the percent of the companies in the lis­ Kiplinger Washington Editors, Inc. Gipper. His biggest problem in my ting report they need graduates in mind is that he has no middle name. While many firms said their various engineering specialties, Jesse Jackson went to Syria and Think for a minute, have you ever campus recruitinng has been cur­ from electrical to aerospace and secured the release of an American heard anyone ever mention Ronald tailed as a continuing result of the pow er specialties. prisoner, Major Robert Goodman. Reagan’s middle name? He’s always recession, many others offered en­ Behind engineers on the demand Unfortunately, heroic actions dont introduced as just plain old Ronald couragement, especially to students index are computer science play much of a part in todays Reagan, and a middle name doesn’t w ith specialized skills. About 40 per­ graduates, wanted by 51 percent of presidential circus. Sorry Jesse, its even appear in almanacs or en­ cent of the companies surveyed the listed companies; those with money that counts. Personally, I cyclopedias. I know this may not reported that they are having dif­ degrees in accounting, sought by 48 liked Major Goodman better than sound like a big deal but I have this ficulty finding qualified candidates percent, business marketing Jackson. I think I’ll vote for him for sneaking suspicion that he’s got one for certain kinds of jobs. Those job economics grads, wanted by 43 per­ Vice-President of those really funny middle names openings are mostly in technical cent of the companies. and he’s too embarrassed to tell fields, such as engineering, physics, Further down the scale are You probably remember George anyone. He's probably got it clas- dairy science and manufacturing graduates in mathematics (wanted McGovern. He won this whole ified so that not even Nancy can But some organizations report by 22 percent of listed companies), democratic thing way back in ’72, find it out. Anyway, I never trust shortages of applicants for such physical sciences (21 percent) and and went on to capture Massachu­ someone who won’t tell me their diverse jobs as economists, linguists, liberal arts (17 percent). And 27 setts and the District of Columbia in middle name. A president shouldn’t restaurant managers, intelligence of­ percent of the companies reported a the election. His favorite statistic have anything to hide. Even Nixon ficers, physicians and nurses. A lis­ need for graduates with specialties these days is that the political made Milhousc public and there’s ting of these compan ies is part of the in other categories — agribusiness; paranoics who beat him (Dickie not many middle names worse than animal science; home economics Nixon et al) spent something like th a t Overall, about 40 perent of the with emphasis on textiles; jour­ 100 years in jail. George has spent companies that responded said they nalism and communications; in­ most of his 60-odd years in South So there are the candidates. Frank­ dustrial and manufacturing Dakota which is nothing to brag ly, I do n ’t believe there’s a Vfashing- is exercises on St. Joe's lake. plan to hire the same number of graduates as they did last year, and technology ; logistics and procure­ about either. While travelling ton or a Lincoln in the crowd. 30 percent say they plan to hire ment; nuclear medicine technology; around the country with a couple of Perhaps some Garfields or Pierces or group. They monitor the safety more this year. Only 18 percent nursing and health care administra­ aides in his family station wagon, even a MUard Fillmore, but no aspect of drills and offer con­ report they will hire fewer. tion. George says he’s not running for founding fathers by any means. structive criticism to the leaders. Cadets Campo, Steve Carlile, and Kevin Poling, all of whom are senior officers of the group, agree there is a strong correlation between involve­ Get into the spotlight! ment in Rangers and future batallion rank as well as performance at sum­ m er camp. Summer cam p is a six The Features Dept, of week drill session in which all Army ROTC members must participate. It The Observer is looking takes place between junior and senior years and involves drills that for writers interested in Ranger members are somewhat ac­ customed to by that time. After sum­ art, theatre or movies. mer camp, new Ranger leaders are appointed for the year. See the Features Editor While the Irish Rangers may never receive special orders from the US for more info, and see government, the qualities that are developed by participating in the your nam e up in lights - group are no doubt destined to be vital attributes to the success of its well, in print anyway. individuals in the future, no matter Trying to stay cool while doing push-ups, Rangers work out down at the what their mission will be. lake. Wednesday, February 15,1984 — page 8 Sports Briefs New eye problems Sugar Ray postpones title fight The Fellowship of Christian Athletes are Associated Press Ryan said Leonard’s left eye, then God bless him, ” Howard said sponsoring an evening w ith Mr. Van Crouch,tom orrow at 7:30 p.m. operated on in 1982, is fine but with­ Monday night. “I have to step on. If in the Howard Hall social space. Mr. C rouch is a well-known m otiva­ out the surgery in his right eye, the we don’t fight, give me another op­ tional sports speaker in the Chicago area. All are welcome. —The BOSTON — The doctor who boxer could not have fought safely ponent." Observer operated on Sugar Ray Leonard’s against Kevin Howard Feb. 25. The Ryan said the routine procedure right eye said yesterday it will be match has been postponed and no involved freezing part of the eye to two weeks before the boxer can new date has been announced. form scar tissue that would make the start training ag t ain for his postponed retina adhere better. The surgery, C h e e r le a d e r s wishing to try out for the 1984-85 squad comeback match. But Dr. Edward Leonard was resting in the Wash­ performed under local anesthesia, must attend a meeting on February 27 at 7 p.m. in LaFortune. The £yan also said he doesn’t think ington area, and the secretary of took five or six minutes. captain of next year’s team will be Bill Thallemer. Call him for more Leonard should fight at all. Mike Trainer, his lawyer, said there The doctor said he expected the details. — The Observer “I wouldn’t recommend that he would be no statement until the end eye to heal well, but Leonard would fight, but if the eye heals up properly of the week and no news conference have to be examined before every I could not prevent him from fight­ was scheduled. fight to ward off trouble. ing" said Ryan, a retinal specialist at The 27-year-old fighter had sur­ “Fighters should be screened for the Massachusetts Eye and Ear Infir­ gery on his left eye on May 9, 1982, this prior to boxing," Ryan said. An Ulterhall swimming meet is scheduled for mary. to repair a partly detached retina Asked when he thought Leonard February 28. Hall representatives must turn in a list of entries to Ryan operated on the former wel­ and retired from boxing the follow­ could fight again, Ryan said "We’ll Dennis Stark the day before the meet or the interhall office, C2, ACC. terweight champion Monday, after a ing Nov. 9. He had a 32-1 record and have to see how his eye responds to For more information on the ten event meet, call swimming coach checkup showed the retina in his was undisputed welterweight cham­ the treatment. ” Stark at 239-6222. — The Observer right eye was becoming loose. pion at the time. Leonard arrived here Sunday to “Sugar Ray tolerated the proce­ On Dec. 10, Leonard announced begin training for the fight. dure very well, ” said Ryan, who had his comeback against Howard at the “1 don’t think he was terribly dis­ never examined the boxer before. Worcester Centrum. couraged" about the postponement, "His eye will be a little sore." “If his eye is bad and he can’t fight, said Dan Doyle of KO inc., of Hartford, Conn., who was " to The ND Rowing club will hold a general meeting promote the fight. “He just thought today at 10 p.m. in the LaFortune Little Theater. All old and in­ it was importa t nt to take all precau­ terested new members are required to attend. Dues will be col­ Big Ten title race continues tions." lected, and information on the trip to Austin, Tx. over break will be Leonard has said he’s working discussed. If you can not make the meeting, call Joe at 8198 orJ.T. at Associated Press State on Sunday. Indiana, ranked toward a bout with undisputed mid­ 1414. — The Observer 17th, puts its 9-2 and 16-5 records dleweight champion Marvelous CHICAGO — This week “could on the line at Iowa tomorrow and Marvin Hagler. be the breaking point ” for the three Northwestern on Saturday. In an interview Monday, he said, teams fighting it out for the Big Ten Michigan Coach Bill Frieder says “Everything is pretty much geared The Saint Mary’s basketball teamdroPPed a title, Purdue Coach Gene Keady said he isn’t too excited about entertain­ to the Leonard Hagler fight. It yesterday. ing the two frontrunners, especially game last night to Valparaiso, 66-48, after trailing at halftime, 31 23 should be one of the biggest in his­ Keady’s Boilermakers, their 10-1 Valpo outrebounded the Belles, 53-41, and had a 20-32 edge in tur­ w hen the W olverines, 5-5 and 13-7, tory and there is great public record tying them atop the league have to travel to Indiana afterwards. demand for it.” novers. Elaine Suess had 14 points, and Kris Pantellaria added 13 for standings with Illinois, and third- the Belles. — The Observer place Indiana hit the road for a pair “It took us two weeks to recover of crucial confrontations. And Keady from the last time we played them, ” All matches must be played and reported to the NVA office by Friday, February 17. The NVA en ­ anticipates some changes in the Frieder said, recalling a four-point courages all m atches to be played and reported at the The Notre Dame women’s track team standings by the end of the defeat at Purdue and a four-overtime earliest convenience. w eekend. MEN'S RACQUETBALL DOUBLES travels to Ann Arbor, Mich, this weekend to compete in the Huron disappointment at Illinois. Gels-Abd Allah (1480) v. Kimmel-Crouch (1694) Invitational at Eastern Michigan University. Ten teams will compete “I just doubt that all three teams Keady says he’s wary of both op­ Gardner-Bono (8646) v. Magri-Zimmer (1059) can win both their games, ” he said Golub-Pravezek (8456) v. Barenton-Chludzinski in this non scoring meet, and Notre Dame will be the only non- ponents this week. Michigan State, (3137) varsity team. Last weekend, the team ran at the Indiana Intercol­ during the weekly teleconference. 2-8 and 9-11, apparently has W esthoven-G raf (3610) v. Casey-N ichols (8833) Dice-Kress (8538) v. Sirriann-Hardek (1371) legiate meet at Purdue. Senior Rose Marie Luking and sophomore The 1 lth-ranked Boilermakers, 17-4 overcome a string of injuries that overall, visit Michigan State tomor­ Ludtke-Wagner (6871) v. Lane-Hickey (1023) Susan Wanchow performed well in the 1000-meter event, and Lucy marred its season, and the Purdue Higgins-Sutter (1873) v. Grojean-Radimaker (1248) row and Michigan on Saturday. coach expects the Spartans to put it Bathon-Hillerman (8313) v. Boyle-Clement (3210) Sullivan was impressive in the 300-meter race. — The Observer Rehder-Rogers (8022) v. James-Connolly (1530) No. 7 Illinois, 19-2 overall, plays all together down the stretch as they Smith-Villareal (1628) v. Coyle-Blanton (6380) Michigan tomorrow and Michigan did last year. Dugan-Hudson (1620) v. 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Wednesday, February 15 vitational Tournament, the Notre “I thought we would have won T think we we’re up for this (last Dame wrestling team suffered its one more of the one-pointers,” said night’s meet),” the Irish coach said, (Those interested are urged to attend) fifth defeat in dual meets last night at Toth-Fejel. “I expected them to be “but Illinois State is really good.

******************* the hands of Illinois State, 25-15. good, but 1 thought it would have They were just better.” At the Wheaton tourney the Irish been closer.” were paced by second place finishes John Krug (167 pounds) and The Irish will conclude their by captain Phil Baty and Freshman freshman Dave Helmer (190 regular season schedule this Friday UNDERGRADUATE COUNSEL FOR Greg Fleming. Senior Mark Fisher pounds) both dropped one-point night at home against Purdue and placed third, while Kevin Staveley- decisions. Krug lost 3-2, w ith his op ­ M arquette. STUDENT RIGHTS O’Carroll finished fourth. ponent’s winninng point coming as a Following last night’s defeat, result of more riding time. Helmer, Toth-Fejel said he knows what he Coach Tihamer Toth-Fejel was ex­ who was forced to wrestle up from needs to do to prepare his 13-5 Irish Help and assistance is available to those who are tremely pleased with 177 pounds, also lost 3-2. for that meet. involved in disciplinary matters and to those who Staveley-O’Carroll’s performance. Freshman Scott Biasetti (142 “We don’t risk enough for the “Staveley looked awesome, ” pounds) and Staveley O’Carroll pin," said Toth- Fejel. “We are also need advice concerning their student rights. Toth-Fejel said after the meet. “He (150 pounds) lost 12-0 and 4-2, going to work on our escapes.” Contact Bob Gleason was wrestling over his head." respectively. 283-1847 The showing at the tourney “Staveley-O'Carroll and Biasetti wasn’t without its consequences, wrestled really well,” praised Toth- though. Pat Jolin (150-pounds) Fejel. popped his collarbone this Brighter moments came for the AP Poll VVOOOCOSOOOOOOOOOOOCOSOOOOCOCOCeOOOOCOCCOOCOOM weekend. Jolin was filling in for Irish with wins from Baty and Mike Louis Carnesale, who tore his bicep Golic. Baty, w ho holds a perfect 13-0 jj Attention: Juniors | during last week’s match against duel meet record, won his 177- The Top Twenty college basketball teams in The Associated Press poll, with first-place votes in paren­ Miami of Ohio. pound match, 4-1. A tired Golic theses, this season's records and total points. Points Junior Parents’ Weekend (heavyweight) kept his perfect 7-0 based on 20-19-18-17 etc. Notre Dame opponents After two matches, the Irish were dual meet record alive with a pin are italicized. REGISTRATION leading Illinois State, 6-4. The Notre with six minutes left in his match. 1: North Carolina (53) 21-1 1210 Dame points came from Fischer’s The loss for the Irish was their 2. Georgetow n (6) 21-2 1129 3. DePaul (1) 18-1 1061 forfeit win in the 126-pound class. third in as many dual meet outings. 4. Houston (1) 21-3 994 After Fischer’s six point win, the The last Irish dual meet win came 5. N evada-Las V egas 22-1 968 Irish were held scoreless until the 6. Kentucky 18-3 937 Thursday: 6:30pm - 10:30pm against Indiana on January 24. 7. Illinois 19-2 890 177-pound match. The Notre Dame losses can be at­ 8. Memphis S tate 17-3 764 Friday: 9:00am - 8pm The 25-15 margin last night makes tributed to competition which has 9. Oklahoma 20-3 669 10. Texas-EI Paso 21-2 662 11. Purdue 17-4 576 Saturday: 9:00am - Noon 12. Tulsa 20-2 511 13. W ake Forest 17-4 415 14. A rkansas 19-4 408 15. W ashington 17-4 359 Wednesday Special 16. Syracuse 15-5 166 at LaFortune 17. Indiana 19-5 161 (tie) Louisiana S tate 15-5 161 3 - 8pm Mixed Drinks 2 for 1 19. Duke 19-5 110 Please bring I.D. 8 - 3am Music By “D ew an” 20. Temple 18-2 106 ■ O N E GOOD DEAL. DESERVES ANOTHER Now, in addition to getting a great deal on an Apple VISA. What could be easier...Fill in the coupon below, send Macintosh, St. Joseph Bank offers you three easy ways to it to the address listed and we’ll send you all the necessary make your purchase. One way is to paperwork to make an Apple put no money down, take up to 24 Macintosh yours! Or visit your months to repay and pay an annual nearest St. Joseph Bank office and percentage rate of only 14%. one of our Professionals will be With attractive loan term s like this happy to serve you. available, you can’t afford to pass Notre Dame and Apple deserve a up this once in a lifetime offer. lot of credit for putting together Or, open a Premier Credit Line such a great deal. And you deserve and write yourself a loan for your credit to help you buy your Macintosh. Premier Credit Line is a Macintosh. Talk to the personal line of credit th at enables Professionals, today! qualified customers to borrow money anytime, anywhere, simply by writing a check. Yet one more option for you is to charge the purchase of your Apple Macintosh on your St. Joseph Bank ST JOSEPH BANK

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Hello again, everybody! This week’s news from the ACC sounds like a Johnny Carson monologue — there’s some good news and some had news. The good news is Digger Phelps’ Irish basketball squad could still reach the plateau of 20 wins this season and possibly earn a berth in the NCAA tournament. Now the bad news . . to achieve that goal Notre Dame must win all five of its remaining games. The task is not made any easier by the caliber of this week’s op­ position. Pittsburgh comes into the south dome of the ACC tonight, fresh from a 47-45 upset victory over Villanova on Saturday, and this veteran Panther club will be primed for the Irish. After tonight’s contest, the Irish have to prepare for a trip to Provo, Utah to pay a visit to the 13-7 Cougars of Brigham Young, who have a much better squad than they showed last Saturday against Georgetown. The 20- The Observer/Carol Gales Carrie Bates, shown here scoring two of her win gauntlet has ben set forth, and it is up to the Irish to respond to game-total 14 points, helped Notre Dame’s free throws with 21 seconds remaining to assure the challenge. women’s basketball team defeat the Titans of the victory. For more on the game, see Larry Sloooooby Shines . . .It is most difficult to fathom what this Detroit last night at the ACC. Bates t hit two clutch Burke’s story below. Notre Dame t earn would be like without the outstanding play of team captain Tom Sluby. The 6-4 guard from Gonzaga High School in Washington, D C has been the leader of this young Irish club in more ways than scoring, although his 16.8 points per game average Notre Dame women down Detroit certainly doesn't hurt. Sluby is a quiet leader, who prefers to lead by example, and he has set quite an example of perse vcrence during his four-year career. During the first three years of his career, Sluby scored only 308 in closing seconds of 72-67 win points and seemed to be haunted by the tab of the next Adrian Dantley,” which was given to him by some members of the media. By LARRY BURKE prevented the Lady Titans from cut­ Dame’s Lavetta Willis. The Detroit However, after an impressive display in the Yugoslavian tour last Sports Writer ting the Irish lead to one. sophomore hit both free throws to summer, Sluby was named team captain by Phelps. With the spot­ Less than four minutes earlier, cut the lead to four with 2:02 light glaring upon him this year, Sluby has shone brightly, lighting up The Notre Dame's women’s bas­ Notre Dame had been leading by ten remaining. the faces of Irish fans. ketball team won their second points, 66-56, and seemed to be on “Detroit is a very volatile team, a straight game last night, downing the way to an easy win. Detroit con­ very quick team," said Irish coach Panthers on the Prow l. . While Sluby has been the star of the the l.ady Titans of the University of tinued to do what it had been doing Mary DiStanislao of Dewayne Jones' Irish program. Pittsburgh has looked to their outstanding 6-4 for Detroit, 72-67. In so doing, the Irish all night long, however — capitaliz­ Lady Titans. “We're getting better at ward Clyde Vaughan. While the Panther publicity department boasts raised their overall record to 10-12, ing on Irish mistakes — to get back putting ourselves in a position to that Vaughan gets no respect (they even staged photos of Vaughan and their North Star Conference in the game. take control of the game. But we with Rodney Dangcrficld), he certainly deserves some since he record to 4-2, good for second place Notre Dame turned the ball over made some bad mistakes, and boasts a 20.7 points per game average. in the conference. on their next three possessions, Detroit is the type of team that you However, Vaughan is not the only player deserving attention on Hut they sure did it the hard way. while Detroit forward Cassandra can’t afford to do that against. They Roy Chipman’s 13-8 club, as the Pitt mentor has both members of It wasn't until Carrie Bates hit two Pack scored on a layup and guard are very quick to capitalize. ” last year’s starting backcourt on the squad again. Look for junior free throws with 2 1 seconds remain­ Regina Pierce hit an 18-foot jumper Detroit couldn’t capitalize on guard George Allen to try his share of jumpers from the outside, ing that the Notre Dame victory was to get the I.ady Titans back on track. Notre Dame’s mistakes for long, while senior Billy Culbertson will direct the attack from the point. safely in hand. Moments earlier, Pierce then tied up Irish guard however. Irish center Mary Beth Last week, Chipman referred to his team as an “asylum” after Bates had been fouled by Detroit Denise Basford to force a jump ball. Schueth, who led Notre Dame with suspending center Jeff Robinson for calling the Pitt coach a liar. guard Monica Hughes after pulling Detroit won the tap, and forward However, it could be the Irish the Irish who go crazy if they cannot down a crucial rebound that Bridget Howard was fouled by Notre see WOMEN,page 10 control Vaughan tonight. Cougar Clippings . . .For those of you with short memories (or those who would rather forget) let’s remind you of what happened Pitt visits ACC the last time Notre Dame faced BYU. It was in the regional semifinals . of the NCAA tournament in Atlanta, and the Irish at one time led by as many as 14 points in the second half. However, the Cougars Irish ready to meet the Panthers clawed their way back and came away with a 51- .50 victory when By PHIL WOLF Joining Vaughan on the front line That means the Irish must make up Danny Ainge did asurpentine drill dow n the court and sank a jum per Sports Writer will he 6-8 forward Andre Williams for Kempton’s 9.6 points and 6.5 over the outstretched fingers of Orlando Woolridge with two (7.2 ppg) and 6-9 center Keith rebounds per game. seconds left. The Notre Dame basketball team’s Armstrong (5.8 ppg). Donald Royal, who has replaced Now, Ainge is gone, but BYU may have an even better player in game tonight at 8 p.m. appears to he Allen’s mate in the backcourt will Kempton in the starting lineup, two Devin Durrant. Durrani leads the nation in scoring with a 29.2 points a case o f tleja vu for the Irish as be senior Billy Culbertson, who inches shorter and 40 pounds per game average, but he is not, unstoppable as Georgetown proved Coach Roy Chipman will bring his leads the team in assists, with 111, lighter to the 6-9, 245 pound last Saturday when they held the 6-7 forward to a season low I 3 Pittsburgh Panthers to the ACC. and also contributes 6.5 points per regular. Kempton’s bulk was certain­ points However, Durrant is not the only prominent player on LadeII Once again, Notre Dame will be game to the Panthers’ cause. ly missed in last Saturday’s phyical Anderson’s 13-7 team. 6-7 forward Brett Applegate is one of the na­ up against a team w hich is in som e­ Pitt's top substitute is Chip Wat­ game against DePaul. tion’s premier rebounders, averaging 12.2 per contest, and the Irish what of a slump. Pitt, although 13-8 kins. This 6-7 forward has been par­ “We’re a different team without must keep him off the offensive boards, where he scores most of his overall after upsetting Villanova on ticularly strong lately on the boards, Kempton, ” Phelps says. “We can’t points. Saturday, has lost four of its last six averaging almost six rebounds each play the physical game we like with­ BYU is an explosive club, averaging over 80 points a game, and games — similar to the slumps that game, while averaging 5.6 points per o ut him ” they also are one of the nation’s best teams from the foul line, which Rutgers and South Carolina had game off the bench. Phelps also points out that the means the Irish don’t want to get in a free throw shooting contest been experiencing before meeting Irish will have to overcome another Saturday afternoon. Hopefully, a strong defensive performance by Notre Dame. Once again, Notre Dame’s offense obstacle tonight. the Irish will detonate the Cougar bombers. The key to the game for the 15-8 should be led by captain Tom Sluby. “We’re a different team without Irish Try To Regroup . After losing three of their last four con­ Irish will he shutting down the Pan­ The senior swingman is averaging Kempton, ” Phelps says. We can’t tests, Phelps’ team will try to get its act together. It was obvious on thers’ high scorer, forward Clyde 16.8 points per game for the Irish play the physical game we like with­ Saturday against DePaul how much Tim Kempton means to this Irish Vaughan. This situation is very The front line for the Irish probab­ out him.” squad. The 6-9 sophomore is out of the lineup indefinitely with a soft familiar to the Notre Dame defense, ly will consist of Ken Barlow, Jim Phelps also points out that the cast on his leg, after suffering a stress fracture in the loss to Rutgers. which, on several occasions this Dolan, and Donald Royal. At 6-10, 6- Irish will have to overcome another This is not a slap against Donald Royal or Cecil Rucker, but year, has silenced the big guns of its 8, and 6-7, respectively, these big obstacle tonight. Kempton s strength inside really will be missed in physical games. opponents. men should be able to handle the “I think Notre Dame brings the Hopefully, the Irish will he able to remedy their road problems Vaughan, a 6-4 senior, is averaging smaller Pitt front line. JoJo Buc­ best out of anybody, ” the Irish coach this week in the Marriott Center in Provo. The Irish have been ab­ 20.7 points per game this season on hanan will join Sluby in the back- says. “That’s just what we go solutely deplorable away from the friendly confines of the ACC this 45 percent shooting from the floor court, while Joe Howard, Joseph through no matter who we play. year, winning only two of eight contests on the road. Some may and 80 percent from the line. He also Price, and Cecil Rucker should be When you’re playing for Notre argue that nobody has blown out the Irish on the road, but the bot­ leads Pitt in rebounding, pulling the first players off the bench for Dame, the team you play against tom line is that most of those close games have resulted in losses. down an average of 8.5 boards each Notre Dame. really wants to beat you. ” With three of their last five game s on the road, the Irish must rectify contest. The Irish currently are ranked this situation immediately. Last year, Vaughan contributed a second in the nation in team defense Chipman agrees that his team will Pick of the Week . . Wrestling action returns to the ACC Friday team-high 17 points in the Panthers’ and fifth in rebounding, so they ob­ be excited about playing the Irish. night when Tihamer Toth Fcjel’s 13-4 Irish grapplers play host to a 60-54 defeat at the hands of the Irish viously have the necessary tools to “Certainly our kids will be fired pair of rivals, as Purdue and Marquette come to town for a meet at Pittsburgh's Civic Arena. beat the Panthers. up for this game even though it starting at 7:30 p.m. Pitt’s other big offensive threat is Of course, coach Digger Phelps is doesn’t involve our league season,” Th t ere won't be any folks thrown into the turnbuckles, no flying junior George Allen. The six-foot without his “rock” in the middle, Chipman says. They still think they backdrops, no cage matches and no folks wearing masks like the guard is racking up points at a clip of Tim Kempton, who is sitting out should have beaten them (the Irish) wrestling you see on television, but there will he plenty of aggressive 10.4 p er game. with a stress fracture of his right leg. in Pittsburgh last year.” physical action on the ACC mats Friday night.______