MADISON MEMORIAL LIBRARY Post story questions JMU recruiting method By PAIL McFARLANE and KEN Bel Air < Md.) high school senior. spent on recruiting him." (Bullis) assumed I said a token white TERRELL The article centered upon Bullis' Thurston's letter, meanwhile, player. In response to a Washington Post decision to attend Georgetown tagged Bullis "deceitful" and said Campanelli explained a token article concerning James Madison University and the reaction of the Bullis had "looked down hits nose at University's use of racial innuendos JMU coaching staff, which had spent us all year." player is a "spot player," one that and tactless methods in recruiting, seven months recruiting Bullis. The doesn t start. Recruiting is an emotional matter head basketball coach Lou Cam- story emphasized a telephone call Bullis. a six-foot-seven forward, panelli claimed he was misin- Campanelli made, and a hand-written Campanelli said, and he believed accepted a scholarship from Bullis "was so emotional he thought I terpreted, misquoted and argued the letter assistant coach John Thurston Georgetown University which story "never should have been mailed, to Bullis. said a token white player." touched off the questionable reac- The other major element of the printed." During that call, according to the tions from the JMU coaching staff. The Post's April 18 leadsportsstory. Post. Campanelli told Bullis he would Post's article was Thurston's letter But Campanelli denies making the blasting Bullis for not informing JMU written by Leonard Shapiro, was the "be the token white player" on the "token white player" statement, first in a series dealing with predominately black Georgetown of his decision to attend Georgetown claiming he was misinterpreted. . "Jeff," the letter starts, "This is recruiting procedures and focused on team, and also emphasized "how "I said he'd be a token player," t JMU's attempt to sign Jeff Bullis. a much time and money (JMU) has the first time I've ever done this with Campanelli said Wednesday. "He (Continued on Page 15) We freeze

Vol. LV. James Madison University, Harrisonburg, Virginia Friday. April 21. 1878 No. 48 Former ABC executive: 'TV's impact is greater9 By KENT BOOTY president of ABC News for 11 inauguration and lectured Elmer Lower does not look years (1963-1974). He retired from Moscow to Malaysia. like the typical high-level as Vice President of Cor- What was your most ex- television executive. porate Affairs at ABC just citing moment in journalism? He is short and stocky, and before coming here this "The two most exciting his gray hair is thinning. His month. things I ever did were to work beige suite is plain and sim- "And I've enjoyed just for the wire services and as a ple. His voice has little of the about everything I've ever correspondent for Life authoritative resonance of a done." the former journalist magazine." Lower replied Walter Cronkite. said with a twinkle in his eye. happily. "I worked for Life Yet Lower, who is seven years: four of them in currently visitng James A brief biographical Paris, one and a half in Los Madison University as a guest sketch of Lower reveals how Angeles, and oneand a half in lecturer, has done everything impressive his 44-year career the Far East." in both print and broadcast in all phases of journalism has A veteran of print jour- journalism-he has served as a been. He has received no less nalism. Lower has enjoyed newspaper reporter, wire than five college degrees, co- both equally. I asked him how service editor, government founded the News Election these two media differ. information official, Service, received an Emmy, "The biggest difference is executive for all three produced NBC's coverage of that broadcasting is television networks and President Kennedy's regulated, and newspapers and magazines are not," Lower said "The Federal Communications Commision. 'Model journalist' U.S. Senate and the courts all regulate our business." Is there too much govern- ment . regulation of guest lecturer here broadcasting? By KENT ROOTY "No, not too much federal Chile and Ferdinand Marcos, regulation: the FCC doesn't You name it and Elmer the Philippine dictator. really get into program Lower, former vice president Born in Kansas City. content." Lower claimed. of corporate affairs for the Missouri in 1913. Lower American Broadcasting "But each station has a landed a job as courthouse standards and practices Companies and currently a reporter for the Louisville division that checks their guest lecturer at James Herald-Post following his commercials and en- Madison University, has done graduation from college. A it. tertainment." year later he was hired by the There are two other dif- His biographical sketch Flint (Michigan) Journal with reads like a blueprint for a ferences between broad- a salary three times as high. casting and newspapers. model career in journalism. He later worked as bureau "For one thing, television is He has been involved in the manager for the United Press more powerful than merely field 44 years; 20 of those in (now UPI) at the state capital the printed word. "It has print journalism and the past in Missouri, and again in images that move and images 24 in television. Lower's Cleveland. Lower also with color, and has a great experience includes work with worked as overnight editor in emotional impact." two newspapers, both wire Washington during President "Also. TV news is live and services. Life magazine, two Roosevelt's second term. ELMER LOW KB. former vice president of corporate affairs at U.S. information agencies you can't edit it. In ARC is visiting James Madison University as a guest lecturer. Later he became wirephoto (Continued on Page 7) and all three television net- assignment editor for the Photo by Wayne Pirtlow works. Associated Press in Chicago In addition. Lower holds a and New York. Bachelor's Degree, Master's During World War II. SGA requests exceed budget Degree and three honorary Lower switched from wire By TOM 1)1 LAN end budgeting, however, have The Bluestone issued a doctoral degrees, and he has service editor to government Budget requests submitted done additional graduate requested a total increase of request for a 43 percent in- information official. From to the Student Government about $28,000. crease, but , Pile said, "they work at two other universities. 1942 to 1945 he worked for the Association by various He has taught com- have had relatively small Office of War Information. He campus organizations total The organizations likely to increases in past years." munications courses at organized a Europe-Africa about $16,000 more than the be dealt the sharpest request several colleges, lectured Pile thought that the ad- radiophoto network, and SGA budget will allow, ac- cuts at next Tuesday's budget ditonal $4,500 requested by abroad and at more than 50 founded the photo coverage of cording to SGA Treasurer hearings are the University college campuses, and he has The Breeze was "strange" the 1944 Normandy invasion. DarrelT Pile. Program Board. The because, he said. The Breeze traveled to 65 countries on five His next job was working as The SGA's budget for next Bluestone and The Breeze. Publication Board has told continents. People he has correspondent for Life year totals $1B5.000. Pile said, Pile said. These three interviewed include Anwar him that the newspaper magazine from 1945 to 1951. an increase of $12,000 over this organizations submitted wished to become gradually Sadat, Indira Gandhi, the Lower was Chief of the In- year's The campus requests totalling an ad- late Salvador Allende of.. independent of SGA financing (Continued on Page 7) organizations seeking front- ditional $26,000. he said. (Continued on Page 9) Page 2. TIIK HRKKZK. Friday. April 21. 1978 2f W* ^Bfteze Founded 1922

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■iiiiiiiiiiiiriiimiiiii llllllllllllllllllllllll Kritique illinium IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIimilllHIIMM embarrass JMU The west needs neutron bomb Last July, we said that.we were proud to be a part of James m, m, , ,,, ,,,, ,,,m,,,,,,,H M,,,, Madison University. llllllll iimiiiiiiiiiiiiniMNimiHiiii Iin i/ • l^nrlartti ■" "" "" ' " " Now. we are not so sure. The recent behavior of basketball coaches Lou Campanelli and The neutron bomb explodes high above the the SALT agreements, have been and are still John Thurston is a slap in the face of every JMU student. battlefield, emitting a burst of neutrons that expanding their conventional forces. At the More maturity is exhibited in a nursery school than was by penetrate heavy armor to disable or kill tank present, the Soviets maintain such an enor- these two when a young recruit from Bel Air. Md. informed them crews. Inside a l.ooo-foot radius, victims are mous tank force in Western Europe that the of his decision not to attend JMU next year. quickly disabled and die within two day. Inside NATO countries would be hard pressed {to stop Rather than accepting Jeff Bullis' rejection gracefully as a 2,000-foot radius, victims are disabled within them. mature individuals representing a high-class university would. several hours, and die within several weeks. Campanelli and Thurston chose to make fools both of themselves NATO needs the neutron bomb. They do not All buildings, tanks, etc.. remain intact, have the conventional forces to defend against unharmed. a"of all those who were recruiting Bullis. only the JMU coaches At first consideration, this weapon seems a missive Soviet blitzkrieg, and the neutron were tasteless when the young man had the courtesy to call bomb would be a very powerful deterent to the incredibly "dehumanizing "-killing people Soviets. Their entire advance would be halted them ana iiitorm them of his decision while preserving buildings and property. What Instead. Campanelli criticized Bullis" decision while talking to a capitalist weapon, the Russians exclaim almost immediately. him on the phone, and Thurston attacked his integrity and in- property above all else-even people. Besides, Here opponents argue that this is the precise sulted his mother in a hand-written letter on university stationery this weapon, which is so "clean." will be hard danger of the neutron bomb. It would be so They made the statements without consideration of the to resist, and once it is used, then nuclear war easy for us to use. and it would be so beneficial damaging effect their actions might have upon the program or and so effective. We would not be able to resi st escalation would be inevitable. using it. and then by using it. the Soviets would the university as a whole. When entangled in superflourous rhetoric, Such actions not only cast aspersions on the character and respond with nuclear weapons, and before we these arguments seem valid. But, a deeper . would know it we would be involved in a integrity of Campanelli and Thurston. but create a bad name for look into the whole context of the situation this university. Q reveals that these argrments are invalid. In catastrophic war. There is just one error in And for a university which is struggling to establish itself in the reality, the neutron bomb would be a good this logic. It assumes the Soviets would attack world, such actions only serve to make it even harder for this anyway But why would the Soviets attack thing knowing they would vainly lose all their men. school to gain respect- The situation in Western Europe today is not Apologies have been made: however, their impact has been with no hope of a decisive victory? And fur lessenedby Campanelli's apparent lack of regret that the incident by any means balanced. The Soviets, while thermore. the Soviets have just as much to lose occurred. He seems more to regret that his actions were made limiting nuclear weapons in compliance with (Continued on Page in public than the actions themselves. "Where were you when I won my 100th game?'" he told a Guestspot: reporter from the Harrisonburg Daily News-Record. Campanelli's 100th win is not at issue here, but his apparent belief that only the good things about his conduct matter is. He seems to think that his unethical actions do not warrant attention. 'Patience is always rewarded' We disagree. Kv (• ARRISON SMITH capacity (there was an Depression of the "30s. By It is our belief that such an attitude is one that does not belong in In a recent conversation, argument that the desserts simulating experiences a university community, especially a growing one where day-to- the dining hall and its inherent are palatable-this person similar to those abundant day dealings with the public are of the utmost importance. inadequacies. faults, was. by the way. beaten during this time period, The recruiting business is a high-pressure one, and if Lou grievances and inhumanities severely about the head and starvation being the most Campanelli cannot take the heat without losing his temper, then were discussed. The com- shoulders and ejected from a heavily emphasized, we can he should go to a smaller school where he would not have such Etaints seemed to be without third story window >; the lines all appreciate the poverty and pressure upon him.' ounds. The most common leading to the actual food were suffering of our grand- "I don't believe anyone so unethical has any place working with complaints were as follows: long and at the very least parents and less affluent young people, especially during a time when so much confusion is the selection of food left much aggravating. These charges countries in the world today."' entering their minds.':' said Bullis' mother in the Washington to be desired < mostly different seemed rather harsh and my At this point I paused, Post food): the food that is rhetorical juices were briefly, to remove splintered We agree, and are embarrassed to be associated with such prepared does not resemble aroused. glass from my person: then I people. the menu description in any regained their attention by "Gentlemen." I began, saying, "The lines are lengthy you do a great injustice by and meandering so as to teach attacking so creditable an us patience and make us EDITOR establishment with no regard or consideration for equal realize that patience is always Barbara torch James Madisoti time on behalf of these en- rewarded." dearing workers of d-hall." I Promptly following my MANAGING EDITOR BUSINESS MANAGER statement, a signal was made University* pointed out that there are to attack. I dissuaded them by Oary FuHerton Michael Maftiiian legitimate explanations for those complaints regarding interjecting. "Another thing, the dining hall. the other day I entered. Gib- bons and observed a group of The Breeze is published Tuesdays and Fridays except whan otherwise noted, its offices are located In the "My good friends." I ex- employees sitting next to the basement of the Wine-Price Building. pounded, "the reason that we wall, eating The fact that News editor Taml Richardson Letters to the editor on topics dealing with the James are given such a wide and they were enjoying their Madison University campus and community ara en Editorial editor Dwayne Yancey couraged. AM letters must be typed, signed and Include varying selection/of food is to dinner, while the dining hall phone and box numbers. enrich our culinary tastes. was ten minutes late in Sports editors - Kan Terrell. Paul McFarlane Letters and other correspondence may be addressed After all. if wc had it our way to The Breeze, Department of Communication Arts, opening, seemed quite lovely. Photography editor Mark Thompson Wine-Price Building. Letters must be no longer than 500 we would probably eat nothing In this day and time anyone words. Longer letters may be used as guestspots at the but hot dogs, hamburgers and that will take lime out of the Graphic* editor* Girva Garari. D.J. Stout discretion of the editor. Letters and other material will be edited at the French fried potatoes. normal daily routine and get Advertising manager -' Michael Lee discretion of the editor. All letters, columns, reviews and Likewise, the amount of Coke, to know his fellow-workers guestspots reflect the opinions of their authors and not root beer and other car- Advertising *ale» John Vogt, jfff still necessarily those of The Breeze editors or the students, should be held in highest faculty and staff of Jamas Madison University. Unsigned bonated beverages would be regard. I applaud these Circulation - Guy Kayton editorials are the opinion of The Breeze editors. detrimental to our healths." workers for keeping hap- Complaints and comments about The Breeze should Advisers Alan Neckowitz, David Wendaikan first be directed to The Breeze editor, unresolvabie After a stirring round of piness a right." complaints can be directed to The Breeze Publication iasults I continued. "The food It seemed fitting that the Board and should be sent to Or. Donald McConkey, head does not taste proper because listeners dissected various of the Department of Communication Arts. the purpose of the food service parts of my body with knives Editorial 4j3*i?; Business 433 6S94 is to recreate an atmosphere they had stolen from the , like that of .the Great dining hall

^s THK BRKKZK, Friday. April 21. 1978. Page 3 (r nests pot: Can we muster political will to fight hunger? By I'M I, RKGAN I find that the concept of longer acting as responsibly responsibility to ourselves is a 66 percent of the world's grain Editor's note: Began, a responsibility is particularly as we could. rather simple step. For and 75 percent of the world's former .lames Madison appropriate in any discussion What are the results of most of us. good nutrition fish catch. Some people University student, is a ot nutrition. William Glasser. irresponsibility? I feel that means basically eating estimate that we consume member of the liarrisonburg a noted psychiatrist, has the natural order of things is enough, but not too much, of twice the amount of protein in chapter of Bread for the coined what I feel is a good perverted. The situation the food that is available to us, a day than our body can use. World. definition of responsibility. arises in which because of one cutting down on sugar and salt Sadly, most of this protein Yesterday was a day which He writes that responsibility person's efforts to grow, then intake, and trying to balance consumption is in the form of many people throughout the is "the ability to fulfill one's another person's growth is th- the four essential food groups. highly protein-wasteful meat. country devoted to needs, and to do so in a way warted. When this obstruction Recognizing our nutritional A typical beef steer consumes recognizing the Importance of that does not deprive others of occurs in so basic an area as responsibility to others, 16 pounds of grain and soy to sound nutrition. I am far from the ability to fulfill their nutrition, the effects are however, is not so easy. How deliver one pound of meat. an expert in the area of needs." Responsibility then is profound. Physical. are we to eat in such a way This figure includes only nutrition, but I have come to a two-fold concept. We are emotional. psychological, that we do not infringe on humanly consumable grain be very concerned about it. responsible to ourselves and spiritual. and social others' ability to feed them- and soy and not other cattle Therefore. I am taking this towards others, and when in development is blocked and selves? Where is the fine line feed such as grass and fibrous time to share some thoughts meeting our own needs we seemingly insurmountable between eating nutritionally parts of plants. The United which come to mind when I infringe on other's ability to problems occur. for ourselves and eating more States devotes one half of our hear the word nutrition. meet their needs, we are no Recognizing our nutritional than our fair (responsible) harvested acreage to feeding share of the world's food animals! resources? Frances Moore Lappe, We Americans consume far author of "Diet for a Small more than our fair share of Planet," believes that rather food. The developed world- than a problem of food ( Readers' forum shortage in the world, the with only 28 percent of the world's population-consumes (Continued on Page 10) 'Majority of students here are insensate clods9 To the editor: Nothing seems to change, and no further than the next beer these traits onto others. Now when I attend a party Because I am very close to the atmosphere is so contrived can. Well it is time to wake up! for comic relief I sometimes terminating my college that my soul is driven out of its Supposedly a college-bred Prisoners of illusion, come out ask myself how it happens career here at James Madison body and runs amok. person should be able to face of your doll houses. At no that I attract nothing but University, I can no longer society, meet new people and other time in history has the crack-brained students, contain my dismay over College is supposed to relate to others in a com- world been so full of pain and "space" cadets and certain experiences en- broaden our awareness but it petent, stimulating fashion. I anguish and it so perfectly neurotics. The answer soon countered during the past has failed miserably. All suppose it is theoretically disguised and ignored in our Epears: having lived in this three and a half years. As a around me everyone seems to possible that college helps affluence and apathy. istic bubble myself for so result of these I have been left be suffering from a fatal case students converse in a more Madison is nothing more lg I can understand why so confused, discontented and of indifference. We waste interesting way, but probably than a huge volcano whose many students think "Mr. disillusioned. food, paper, energy and about things that don't mean a crater is temporarily con- Bubble" is brain food. As far as I am concerned, time, and then spend endless damn. As far as facing life is cealed by a moving cloud of Maurizio Vito Antonnicola life at this college constitutes hours complaining about concerned, various studies rhetoric. It is here on campus an unrealistic escape from trivial campus problems like have shown that college that we meet individuals reality. It is a peculiar sen- parking, bad food and un- students are less adaptable entirely untouched and un- sation sitting day after day on sightly smokestacks. In other and less alert to new ideas. sullied by the common grief of Heart group this campus watching the words, the majority of They are often intolerant, mankind: individuals who are same scenes endlessly students here are insensate naive, egocentric and spoiled constipated in words and repeated year after year. clods whose priorities extend children who in turn project paralyzed in thought. appreciative To the editor: On behalf of the Rockingham Division of the American Heart Association, Martin extends thanks for confidence I want to personally thank all Last, I would like to thank role is to be the student voice women's and men's To the editor: praise for the both of them- fraternities that helped raise First off. I would like to especially Al Willner who the student body for electing to the administration, not just me second (administrative) my own. money for our Heart Fund. thank all of those wonderful caused a run-off election Also, I want to thank those people who helped me in my between he and I. vice-president. By voting me campaign to become second into office the student body Again, I want to thank who helped set up and clean has indirectly said that they everyone for helping me up for our Heart Ball. (administrative) vice- Second. I would once more It appears that due to your president. There were so like to inform the campus feel I am the best candidate become second (ad- for the job. I thank you all for ministrative) vice-president. support and the fine support of many people who "lent a about the name changes in the individuals and organizations helping hand" that it would be vice-presidents' positions next the confidence you have ex- I am very anxious to begin pressed in me and I promise to working. I look forward to throughout Rockingham virtually impossible to name year. The first vice-president County and the City of them all. So let me just say, will be changed to legislative always strive to do my best for serving the student body as the student body. the next second (ad- Harrisonburg, we will be able en masse, thank you! Without vice and the second vice- to achieve our goal in helping your help I never would have president will become the I cannot do it all on my own, ministrative) vice-president however. I ask everyone to and I foresee a very to combat America's number made it. administrative vice. Also, if one killer, heart disease. I would also like to the president cannot serve out write, phone or visit me and prosperous year. let me know of any gripes, Thanks again so much for congratulate my opponents- his term in office the ad- David J. Martin your help. Al Willner and Rick Wilkin- ministrative - vice-president comments or suggestions that Second Vice-President Elect son-for giving me a very will assume the role of you may have. Alter all, I am Student Government Anne Whitmore tough race. I have nothing but president. your elected official and my Association Executive Secretary Ashby dorm volunteers aid in community clean-up To the editor: split and stacked wood. After the ice storm this Two days later. Frank and Easter, our yard and our the men reappeared, plus men neighbors' yard had extensive from Sigma Pi fraternity. tree damage. Trees were There was a repeat per- uprooted, limbs hanging, and formance in our yard. Music a lot of trees down. The next and laughter filled the air, Wednesday we went to help muscles bulged and sweat our neighbor clean up, since poured, but no one seemed to he isn't in the best of health. mind the hard, dirty work. After we worked a while the situation seemed hopeless. We want to extend our We needed help, but where to thanks and appreciation to get it? Then the idea hit- you fine young men who gave JMU. us your time and effort. It is A couple of phone calls for good to have people like you in volunteer help shortly brought our community. We know Frank O'Brien and men from there are many more like you Ashby dormitory. They at JMU topped trees, pulled limbs David and Phyllis I .owe down, piled brush and sawed. Itntite x. Iliirrisonhurg Page 4. THE BRKEZK. Friday. April 21. 1978 Chapin and Allstars headline Fever '78 u, ri Till TOMSTRONG and IAVAYNE YANCEY The Unversity Program Boards annual 'Spring Fever fesUval wnlch b/gins Say. makes this the weekend to.remain nn ramous if vou enjoy good entertainment for a nominal fee. Addition to carnival games and free cotton candy and .noJconk "Spring Fever" will feature four concerts, including , Wilson HaUshol by Tom Chapin as well as outdoor per- Lmances bv a variety of swing jazz, bluegrass and blues bands_ f°r.Teve?-7B?begins this afternoon with Grover ^argarerand the Zazuzazz appearing on the patio of the Warren Campus Cento? A ourp^ece band from New jersey, they have been described as the Mills BrothersAndrewsSisters and Dan Hicks and he Hot Ltoks all rolled into one Their repertoirennchides both originals and covers of many swing jazz songs from the 30s ^The'carnival gets underway tomorrow at noon on the Godwin Hall practice field Free cotton candy and snowcones(will be ava Sand here will be 2:5 game booths stationed orjthe.field throughout the afternoon. Tickets for the games will be sold at

termed b" blues great Muddy Waters as on.e of the; three best blues b^nd on the east coast, the other two being.theN'ghthawks from DC. and Boston s Johnny Nicholas and the Rhythm frequent performers at the Elbow Room, the Allstars are staSds at many clubs in the central Vii*n» «™ J^11 ** oast vear have begun touring extensively up and down the east Sast breaking into blues circles from Atlanta to Maine. I twill KtereSing to see how their bar band sound transfers to an

JSiTlAPI^nakes his third appearance at JMU Saturday open air field (ConUnued on Page 10) Audiencesnight. will love ridiculously funny%oo£ on his favorite targets instituitons, authority, and Bv 1MAYNE YANCEY British comedy? Ah. now there is the term which brings extablished power structure. ' Even the set looks satirical. Nothing is sacrosanct rne Thus, before any action together all the different variants of humor and sums police appear as "idle buf- takes place, one can tell that foons." organized religion is "Loot.'' which opened in them up in a single genre of Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre which "Loot" is a prime mocked, motherhood poked Tuesday and continues example. fun at. the bureaucracy is British comedy is distinctly seen as only so many fools tied through Sunday, is going to be up in their own red tape and a funny. different from the American Nay, not merely funny, for brand It is not only esoteric heap of other groups also thai carries too many con- but involves humor (or should come under fire notations of the unlimited it be "humour"?) turning Even the Queen takes a consumption of humor by the more on wit than punchlines. verbal beating here and there sweaty masses. Try witty- It combines all the elements of It is not exactly like the Sex that captures more of the satire, parody and farce. It is Pistols" "God Save the sophisticated flavor of not the type of comedy that Queen" which was banned "Loot"»but then that word is American masses will readily from the British airwaves--it a bit too weak. Wit is more take to-it requires a certain is more subtle and with dry cerebral-and there is plenty amount of prior un- wit and ridicule instead of of it to be found in this, the derstanding C C C ( < broadside assaults, but the fourth and final Latimer- Those who have thrived on idea is the same. Shaeffer production this year- other British comedians, such T H E ^ T The wonderful thing about -but there are also goodly as the famed Monty Python show that audiences should none when most expected can the British is that they know doses of outrageous, side- troupe or the short-lived TV love. be a trifle disconcerting to their country is going down splitting comedy in addition to series "Doctor In the House" Like any comedy, it falters some actors-but generally the tubes but are able to laugh the kind which exercises the already know how to ap- when the audience fails to pick playwright Joe Ortons wit is about it. Sometimes it seems preciate it. up on certain lines, so that the well-placed and achieves its as if there is an element in mind but physically produces full impact under the direction only smiles or titters. Neophytes might be taken pace of each night's show England who find the disin- back upon initiation. might be different from the of Dr. Roger Hall. tegration of their empire and What then is the proper In "Loot" Orton picks up way to define and categorize Notwithstanding that. next-receiving laughs when (Continued on Page 11) "Loot"? Funny? Witty? "Loot" is a ridiculously funny least expected and hearing the sword of satire and takes 'Coming Home' script devoid of all realism *—J _Devil." _,i ., "Born,.n » to« bek» Wild."U/ilH " and soSO on.On. By BILL BORGES solution in the last quarter. But they do not The only redeeming qualities of this file are match, nor do they even come close. In fact, the superb performances by Jane Fonda and Perhaps a little too late in the game. Ashby, an undistinguished director at best, has Hollywood is beginning to try to come to grips once more left it up to the actors to improvise Jon Voight. but they cannot make up for a with the effects of Vietnam In "Coming script totally devoid of all realism. Bruce a number of scenes and manages to fall flat on Dern who has made creepiness bordering on Home" director Hal Ashby ("Bound for his face in the process. Glory") attempts to illustrate the impact of "Coming Home" is the story of the eman- craziness his stock in trade also contributes a that war on three groups of people: paraplegic cipation of a typical, shelteredofticer'swife, first-rate performance Fonda's character, or otherwise scarred veterans, your average who while her husband is sweating it out in the the prim, frigid, innocuous military wife patriotic, gung-ho Americans; and the wives steaming jungles of Vietnam, starts doing Sally Hyde, never aroused by her gung-ho who were ttft behind. . volunteer work in a Los Angeles veteran s husband blossoms-in the embrace of Voight s There is a problem presented in the first hospital, gets involved with an incredulously character, the ex-sergeant Luke Martin, three-quarters of "Coming Home." and a virile paraplegic "peacenik." and begins to whose legs were left paralyzed when a piece of see in bed. both colored lights and the light. shrapnel severed his s-pine. But despite the When her husband returns, disillusioned but superlative performances by these three gifted still a hawk (also a male chauvinist pig), she actors the film just never seems to get it reluctantly but hopefully chooses him over her together Its dependence on the sex act was lover But after this heartwrenching scene the perhaps its greatest pitfall. film proceeds to go rapidly down hill There could have been a fine film in all this- What follows is the insidious anti-war Nancy Dowd. the author of the original propaganda thrust at the audience in screenplay, claims there was. before it was nauseating proportions Then there is the rewritten by Waldo Salt and Robert Jones-but sentimental drivel which invariably leads to "Coming Home" is. for all practical purposes, frequent trips to the bathroom and concession vet another musical remake of "A Star is stand These two pathetic themes are further Born." And a poor one at that. It is also un- accentuated by a ludicrous soundtrack which forgiveable to give away the endings of films, announces each scene: "Just like a Woman." but if you leave before seeing this ending you "Manic Depression.", "Sympathy fpr, M1? will have seen a better movie ' i.M'i I f* **** ft • *< *t ********** * > '• • ■ '■* ' * " ' ***** rJ*ai************************* *********** T1IK BREEZE, Friday, April 21. 1978, Page 5 'Lucifer's Hammer9 transcends its genre By PIERCE ASKEGREN summary of every disaster millionaire, housewite, consequences of a collision "Lucifer's Hammer" by film or book ever produced, politician, you name it and the are painstakingly reasoned Larry Niven and Jerry but this orgy of destruction chances are the character is - out. They manage to create a Pournelle. 494 pages. merely sets the stage for a there. spellbinding suspense by Playboy press. $10.00 single novel, "Lucifer's This can become a tracing the effects through (Paperback edition for- Hammer," by Larry Niven weakness. More than 40 momentary interludes. The thcoming). and Jerry Pournelle. The two important characters are „ reader can never doubt, even Civilization's day on Earth have previously collaborated introduced in the opening for a moment, the sheer seems at its end. Fragments on "The Mote In God's Eye," section, and most of them magnitude of the disaster. which is science fiction, and survive until the end. Things of a giant comet, each the size inferno." a fantasy. Each The book rings with the of a mountain, have slammed can get a bit confusing when voice of authority. Purnelle also has a string of solo efforts they are scattered around has an impressive scientific into the world, shocking into to his credit. simultaneous activity every what's left of California, background, having served as Disaster novel sail follow dropping from sight for pages a National Aeronautic and earthquake fault and volcano. pretty much the same pattern. Most of California is gone, or chapters at a time. Space Administration A plucky handful survive the Some are superfluous, such engineer for some years, and and the Gulf of Mexico has initial cataclysm, make their been diverted. Enough as the Soviet cosmonauts both authors are noted for the matter has been thrown into way through the aftermath, present on an Apollo-Soyuz solid science fact foundation and look forward to a brighter mission to observe the comet. of their science fiction novels. the upper atomosphere to future. block off sunlight and change Other apparently minor If and when a comet Niven and Purnelle follow characters turn out to have strikes, this is the way it will the pattern of seasons. The the pattern, but go into con- glaciers have begin their long major plot functions. All are happen. march, and hew Ice Age siderably more detail than is characterized in more depth The authors also go deeply usual for this sort of thing than is usual. The real star into the social trends that looms near. The disaster is viewed from Oh. yes. and World War HI of the book is the comet strike. foreshadow and follow the has begun. almost every possibly The authors go into con- cataclysm. Citizens abandon viewpoint, by characters in siderable detail about the themselves to a fatalistic, It sounds like a combined every walk of life. Astronaut, nature of comets, and the (Continued on Page 19) Dickson releases 'Gloryhits9 lacks are most welcome By RALPH GRAVES comprehensibility ■ \\ olfling" by Cordon R. Dickson. Hell, I960. By PIERCE ASKEGREN 157 pp.. paperback. "Glorvhits." by Bob Stickgold and Mark "Gordon It. Dickson's Rest SF" by Gordon R. Noble. Del Rey Ballantine Books, 298 pgs. Dickerson. Dell. 197.x. 2WJ pp., paperback. $9.95. Many people have gone to see "Close The best literature generally comes from Encounters of the Third Kind" and "Star issues that have a great impact, whether Wars" and are now wondering what all this from their universal appeal or their con- science-fiction stuff is about. Dell's two temporary significance Following this line'of releases by Gordon R. Dickson will not help reasoning, there must be a good story in the them much, but they will give the reader a subject of recombinant DNA research, one good idea of what good science fiction that combines interesting characters and the literature is like. moral dilemna of genetic experimentation. If "Wolfling" is a re-release of an old novel. such a story exists, authors Bob Stickgold and It is the story of a lone earthman who is Mark Noble have yet to hear about it. brought to the Imperial Court of the Galactic Despite its cover billing. "Gloryhits" is not Empire as an amusement. The High-Born science fiction: rather, it is raving paranoia rulers are the most intelligent, strongest and at its worst, a method of filling pages that quickest race in the galaxy and James Keil is has. in recent years, taken precedence over like a barbarian brought in as a pet. There is writing in certain types of fiction. The intrigue in the palace, and Jim is deeply in- paranoid's task is easier than that of the volved-not as the cat's pawthat he was sent writer, since all he has to do is rant con- as. but as a free agent fighting for the human tinuously about any subject that catches his race. fancy for about 300 pages, throw in a few At first glance, one might dismiss the book references to the CIA, the Army, the FBI, or as so mucn swasnbuckling space adventure. an agency of purely fictitious origins, add a But this would do it a grave injustice. For few cardboard characters, type the mess up Dickson.is trying to tell the reader something and send it out. With any luck at all, it will important--that there is something unique become a bestseller. about humanity that gives us an advantage (Continued on Page IS) over other forms of life-even alien life. The writing style is fairly straightforward, ana effectively tells the story without getting in the way of it. The thrust of the novel is human Novel would make dull short story (and inhuman?! interaction, not science, which makes it a good book both for By JIM DAWSON title are rendered in a manner as only things they add to the novel aficionados of the genre and newcomers. It is "JVlindbridge" by Joe llalderitan. to make the reader wonder if are extra pages. not his best book, but well worth the two hours Avon Books. 20H pp.. $1.95. Haldeman really cared anything Ironically, the one aspect of it takes to read it. I first encountered the work of about this book in the first place. the story which was both in- "Gordon R. Dickson's Best SF" is an Joe Haldeman several years ago Here we have some nice little teresting and well conceived was excellent collection of short stories. Gordon in an anthology entitled "Best organic walkie-talkies for the the three page chapter R Dickson has been writing science fiction Science Fiction of the Year. mind, which should have made describing the creators of the for about twenty years. He has won a Hugo 1973. Although most of the for a mildly interesting subplot. mindbridge creatures. A book award, is widely respected by the other major other stories in the collection left Instead. Haldeman dishes up tne about these immortal "gods," authors of the field, has written classic works one with the impression that '73 descriptions of the little beasties who made the mindbridges of science fiction and has managed to remain was a particulary^) bad year for in a cold and lifeless manner, simply for their amusement, an unknown to most readers. the genre. Haldeman's "Hero" possibly to match the wooden would have undoubtedly been was a memorable, well-done zombies he tries to pass off as more inspired than this book For the science fiction fan, this book is piece of work. The story was most welcome. It has not only some of the human beings in the book. about humans using mindbridges best stories by this author, but a bibliography complete in itself, yet also of- • We are also treated to lots of to talk to big daddy aliens. of novels and short stories listed in the back. fered lots of inherent potential as superfluous artsy-craftsy dreck Unfortunately, the readers of For the curious reader who wants to try a well-potential which was later in "Mindbridge." Personnel "Mindbridge" have to settle for little science fiction, this book is a good realized in Haldeman's novel rosters., charts, telegram fac- three pages of creativity, and 205 "The Forever War." similes, they're all here. The pages of old laundry. choice. "Mindbridge." on the other Behind the terribly painted cover (which hand, is a novel with about has nothing to do with any of the stories) are enough potential to make a stories about people. boring short story. Gordon R. Dickson seldom writes about The basic problem with giant machines or cosmic revelations. Haldeman's new book is quite His ma in concern is with man and his place simple: the plotline. when it in the universe The reader may find that emerges, is an old one, and most of the heroes are similar, but that is Haldeman does not bother to do bwiuxt' they represent a part of elemental anything new with it. The story humanity This is not to say that they are is just a rehashing of the old "Oh- cardboard characters, for they are all nicely oh. these vastly superior aliens fleshed out, but they all have something that make us look like retarded makes them stand above the crowd »or neanderthals" 'song and dance. rather, apart from it ) Furthermore, the. .telepathic trwdMWfenyige-10) nj2£Jridg^^reatures^4he Page 6. THK BRKKZK. Friday. April 21. 1978 Student group recognition criteria studied visitation hours would conflict raising the academic fellowship and promote pride lly GARY RBKI1 meetings and other groups meeting there, students need with its use. requirements among the cadets. ' A student affairs staff will The academic requirement The International Club is a study the criteria for the extra study space, he said In other business, the The room is presently being commission tabled a request is only one of four areas that group of students and faculty recognition of student include community in- members meeting together organizations this summer used for photography classes Tuesday from the Who's Who and the Chandler Hall selection committee to raise volvement that Whos Who for '•intellectual, professional and report to the Commission applicants are graded on and social growth in an in- on Student Services at the first Colloquim Committee the academic requirements The Catholic Campus for applicants. In other action, the com- ternational setting." meeting next semester. mission approved the con- The Booster Club, A subcommittee which has Ministry said Chandler The selection committee would not be an ideal location asked that academic stitutions of the Army Cadet represented by Tom Floyd, been studying the present Association, the International was established to gain criteria posed several since it is not centrally requirements be raised from a located on campus The group 3.0 to a .'{.25 in order to Club and the Booster Club. support from the student body questions Tuesday concerning The Army Cadet for all intercollegiate athletic the re-evaluation of the also asked that the chapel eliminate a number of ap- facility be used solely for that plicants, reducing the work Association, open to all events and to promote school present criteria. They military science students, is a spirit. The club is working on suggested that the following purpose. This would limit the load of the committee. chances of locating the chapel SGA President-elect group formed to offer the getting a Dukes costume for 3uestions be answered before exchange of ideas and the upcoming year. le commission has further facility in a dorm since Darrell Pile spoke against discussion about determining the criteria: Should the criteria be less Telephone suggestion system established rigid in order to encourage the formation of more groups? Ky KRIS CARLSON report problems within their transcribed to paper &y one °f just along the nine miles of Or. A 24-hour telephone line for dormitories to their resident Wagner's secretaries, and are sidewalk around campus. Should the criteria be more suggestions on campus im- advisers. The HELP line then given to him to read. The HELP line has been in rigid to limit the ability of the provements is now available should be called to report Wagner then passes each the planning and im- group to be recognized? And. to students, faculty and staff items outside of the dorms, suggestion to its proper plementation stage for about a Is the process of being members, according to the such general on-campus department (housekeeping, month. Implementation was recognized as a campus physical plant director. problems as cracked power plant, switchboard, carried out by Bob Campbell, organization being used as a sidewalks, broken steps, etc., etc.) for action. general services supervisor, learning experience for the Suggestions concerning: or even problems within The original idea for the who is in charge of problems students involved? physical maintenance around buildings other than residence HELP line came from dealing with telephone The subcommittee James Madison University or> halls, according to Wagner. President Ronald Carrier, and communications. Campbell recommended that all student about "anything that effects: was meant as a means for worked with the phone organizations put their pur- the comfort of the student in When a student calls the getting ideas and suggestions , company in getting the needed poses in writing to show how his physical conditions" are number, he will be asked to from students on needed . taping machinery. they meet the goals and ob- wanted by Gene Wagner and leave the location and improvements and correc- Wagner predicts success jectives of James Madison the physical plant department description' of the problem, tions around JMU. The for the HELP line, and hopes University, rather than only students will take advantage on the HELP line (extension and will have two to three Physical Plant inspects the ! indicating they do not conflict 4357). minutes to leave the message. campus every day, but ac- of this service. So far there with the goals of the univer- This line, however, is not: The caller will be told he does cording to Wagner, it is hard has been little response, he sity. intended to replace the nor-1 not nave to leave his name, to spot ell the problems even said. The subcommittee also mal routine tor reporting although it would be ap- recommended the criteria be repairs in residence halls. preciated. Wagner said. restated to say a group must Students are still asked to All taped messages are Does it take you a gallon of gas describe its organization. This would require "students to buy a quart of milk? to think more about the kind of organization they want and if it is appropriate for the purposes and objectives of the group before asking for A New Shipment of Long recognition." one sub- committee member said. 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Is 9o-minute summary.umm.™ *Jrevery WhatWK„. kind^ of^ logistics«„._.:„ are. superficial, lacks depth and there any truth to this? night at 9:3«." time to go back and edit consists of a half-hour of "Well, conflict is just a involved in covering a something." Another innovation of presidential convention? "headline" news. Is this true? good way to tell a story." Lowers was the. co-founding 'The "good taste" issue in "No. its actually more Lower replied, somewhat "It's the biggest single job network television has of the News Election Service a network does." Lower than just headlines, but we do defensively. "All of television in 1964. a vote tabulating co- recently sparked controversy have a time factor to work thrives on conflict, but we stated flatly. "ABC takes 500 Lower is asked his viewson operative run by the three • people to a convention and with We have only 22 minutes don't enlarge or distort it." networks and two wire ser- this to work in seven to nine film uses another 200 locals. For He was less flattering vices. Isn't election night all of the 30 primaries, 12 stories and 10 to 14 'tell' toward Epstein, whom he says coverage quite a chore? "Both the print media and stories. That's not a lot of he "just disagrees with." caucus states and two con- television should observe good time." "It sure is." he said ear- ventions, it costs about $12 "He had his book written nestly. "We have 125,000 taste...but there's no question It has also been alledged before he talked to us (ABC million." that TV's impact is greater." 'stringers' and ,800 tabulators The networks' coverage of that TV news creates ar- News)." Lower said, on election night. Plus, we he offered. "It's all a question ticifical conflicts to spice up laughing. "He wouldn't listen the Vietnam War remains of responsibility. You should keep a permanent staff of controversial, with many its programming and induce to anything we said. And he about 12 people." remember that it's in the viewers. Edward Jay Ep- said television news covers claiming that TVs influence home, and it's in the living stein, then a student at hastened American departure room " __ only four major cities- "A funny incident hap- Harvard, wrote a book. ridiculous." pened in 1964 when it came from the war. Did television Several critics of television "News From Nowhere." Lower's speciality has been across the wire that Dick have impact? the coverage of presidential ^Ngory had something like "What influenced the three million votes in Penn- decision to end the war was elections and conventions. He not so much our role in it, but has covered presidential sylvania. But fortunately we spotted that before it was too that people saw the futility of Guest lecturer here elections since 1932 and it. They realized it was a no- conventions since 1936. It was late. We also have problems win situation. But many UfMitintH'd from I'ugf l> President and General Lower who conceived ABC's with some areas-Maine, for ' example-where they still vote people did ask me why we had formation Division in the Manager of NBC News in New idea in 1968 to depart from the to show those'awful pictures.''' Office of the High Com- York. networks' tradition of gavel- by paper ballot." missioner for Germany from He was President of ABC to-gavel convention . Some have charged • that 1951 to 1953. How good is the job market News from 1963 to 1974 Lower programming, and offer political conventions are "pre- for broadcasting graduates? His first experience in was instrumental in in- nightly summaries and packaged" and "made for "Broadcasters are television came with CBS creasing the ABC News analyses instead. television." Is this true at all? generally doing well," he News, where he worked from program from 15 to 30 "Actually, we made the "Sometimes yes an and replied optimistically. "It 1953 to 1959. He served as minutes. founding the change because of money." sometimes no." he answered. goes with the economy: when head of the CBS News National Election Service Lower claimed, giving me an "It was true for Nixon in 1972, the economy's good, so is the Washington Bureau, and later and instituting ABC's sum- but not George McGovern. "ain't-that-something" look. The 1972 Republican Con- job outlook." as Director of Special marized coverage of "A possible merger between Lower, who has been here Projects. Presidential conventions. On vention was like a coronation ITT and ABC fell through on for Richard Nixon. McGovern all month and will stay until Lower then became NBC Aug 15, 1974 Lower was Jan 1. 1968 We had to cut $8 next Thursday, has been News Washington Bureau elected Vice President of million out of our $35 million gave his acceptance speech at lecturing to communcation Chief, and he rose to Vice Corporate Affairs at ABC. 4 a.m. Who's watching TV at budget. So we switched to a four in the morning?" arts classes. Your opinion of JMU and its students? "Oh. I like this school," Imported Car & Truck Parts Lower said quickly and *#;jf frwporf Forts rf###riei- Aug. 26,27 4ifMtt**t COfifiAL mlliib Family Steak House All shoes in stockock 1580 South Main now m llfEOJ•' * 25% OFF- mm. !£v wide assortment of ♦Gunnesax, 66 E. Mkt. ♦ Skirts, Open Try Our 29 Item Salad Bar" ♦ Dresses, Fri. till 9 USDA Choice Meat ♦ Loose tops, Cut Daily-Never Frozen r'l and Come By & Give Us A Try lay-a-ways ♦ Mens plaid shirts 'We have a steak In your futurfe'

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Loan repayments Volleyball game Psych picnic WMRA jobs Multimedia show The psychology depart- Applications for summer Multimedia performances Meetings will be held April The men's volleyball club will host their first home ment is having a potluck and fall practicum are new by students in advanced oral 25 and April 26 in room B of picnic April 22, 11 a.m. to 4 being taken at WMRA. An- interpretation will be held in the campus center for all tournament of the season p.m., at Allan Ribbler's place. nouncers, production per- Wampler Theatre May 4, graduating seniors and non- Sunday in Godwin Hall. Other Road 727. Box 300, sonnel, readers, newsreaders beginning at 1:30 p.m. The returning students who have teams participating in the Bridgewater. All psychology and recorders, receptionists, Krogram will not exceed one had National Direct Student tournament include: students and friends are our and admission is free. Loans through the university. Virginia Tech. George Mason, efcc.are needed. If you are the Naval Academy. welcome. Bring a dish and interested and would like to The meetings will concern drinks to share. There will be apply, drop bv WMRA bet- repayment plans and at- Gallaudet and Marietta of student impersonations of Class rings tendance at one of them is Ohio. The tournament will ween now and April 24 and compulsory, being required start at 9 a.m., and the event faculty members in the pick up an application at the Josten Ring Company will department. Transportation front desk. be on campus again to take by law. will last all day. Admission is will be available at the Miller If you have not been ad- free. orders for class rings April 25 vised by mail of these parking lot, leaving at 11 a.m. Chrysalis in room C in the campus meetings, call Mrs. Johnson Concert and returning to campus at The art and literary center. Ring adjustments will 3:30 p.m. at 6509 for an appointment. magazine. Chrysalis, will be also be taken at this time. v The Wind Ensemble's distributed in the campus Photo jobs Scholarship Concert will be Oratorio chorus center April 21 and April 24. held April 23 at 3 p.m. in The Oratorio Chorus will ERA debate Wilson Hall auditorium. present Mendelssohn's Photographers interested Announcements WMRA-FM will broadcast in working for The Breeze Featured will be George "Elijah" April 25 at 8 p.m. in Gerschwin's "Rhapsody In Seniors who ordered a one-hour debate on the legal next semester please attend a Wilson Auditorium. "Elijah" graduation announcements implications of the Equal meeting Tuesday, April 25 at 7 Blue," Andrew Kraus pianist, will be directed by In Dal and Ingolf Dahl's "Concerto and have not picked them up Rights Amendment at 6:30 p.m. in The Breeze office. Choi, who directed "The may get them in the p.m. on April 25. ERA Those interested who cannot for Saxophone and Wind Messiah" last year. Ad- Orchestra." mission to the concert is free. bookstore. For those who did proponents for the debate will attend the meeting should not order, there is still a be constitutional law contact Mark Thompson at Play presented Orientation jobs limited number available. specialist Ruth Ginsburg and The Breeze. family law specialist Herma "Loot," a comedy by Joe Applications for summer Caps and gowns Hill Kay Their opponents will Mad Dog Blues orientation staff are now be constitutional law Orton, will be presented in the Students expecting to Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre available in Alumnae Hall, specialist Jules Gerard and The Experimental Theatre room 106. Positions include: graduate in May and have not congressman Charles Wiggins class will present "Mad Dog April 18-23. Curtain time is 8 picked up their caps and p.m. each night. Admission is orientation assistants to help (R-Calif). A National Public Blues" April 24-26 in Wampler with orientation housing and gowns may do so April 25 from Radio legal affairs Experimental Theatre. The $1.50 for students. Reser- 12-4 p.m. in the South vations may be made by tour guides. Description of correspondent will be the play will begin at 8 p.m. each these positions are available Ballroom of the campus debate's moderator. evening and admission will be calling the box office, 433-6260, center. ft. from 3-8 p.m. withwjjg applications. _ ^^^^ ^

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Soviet books lack 'exposure9

MONTREAL AP - A senior Soviet literary official said Western publishers buy few works of fiction from his country because "they complain they cannot sell books without sex. violence and crime." Georgy Terekhov, head of the Soviet Union's delegation to the Montreal International Book Fair, said he believes fiction published in his country "forces people to think about their lives." There is little sex in Soviet novels, Terekhov said, because "we be! ieve that there are some areas that do not need description, that are very private. So why expose them?" •

Social Security complaints • WASHINGTON AP - An independent panel starting a major review of Social Security got an earful of com- plaints when it asked for public comments about the system. "I think it stinks. I have no choice in the matter whatsoever. I gotta pay you all my working life-then I gotta take what you say I can have for what few years, if any, that I live after I'm no longer able to work," wrote one man.. The material was given members of the Advisory Council on Social Security, which Is begin- ning an 18-month study.

Paper reduction 31 pages

WASHINGTON AP - Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare Joseph Califano used three press releases totaling 31 pages to describe how his giant department is reducing paperwork. THE CREEK WEEK TUG-OF-WAR. tug-of-war was one of several events scheduled They were distributed to more than 100 reporters at a featuring both fraternities and sororities, was for Greek Week. press conference last week. held on the quad early Monday evening. The Photo by Bill Bcnavitz

Phone co. has little 'cents9 Obscene conduct charged BATONiROUGE, La. AP - It is still going to cost only a nickel to make a pay telephone call inLouisiana. Ky KAREN IIORBS Coffman took the two drunkenness before the board. South Central Bell had asked for an increase to as The University Judicial students to the security office On this charge the board much as 20 cents as part of a $105 million rate hike. But Council Tuesday found a for questioning, where Shelton found him "guilty of the Public Service Commission decided Monday to give student guilty of an obscene made "belligerent remarks" irresponsible conduct." which the firm a $39 million increase-spread out among conduct charge, specifically, and displayed an un- "may or may not" have been unusual company services such as wide Area Telephone urinating in the dining hall cooperative attitude. caused by "beer consumed." Services. parking lot on March 30. Later Coffman took the two Louisiana has had the five cent call ever since pay The Board imposed a $15 students to Rockingham William Johnson, phone service began in the state. penalty on Timothy Shelton, County Jail where he swore university judicial coor- or a work option, and placed warrants on the two for public dinator, said the board's him on probation until Oct. l, drunkenness. He reserved decision has "far-reaching 197H. the obscene conduct charge, a implications-' for the According to testimony, major offense under state law. university. In similar cases, Displaced patients returned Shelton and another student for consideration by the students can be "handled in were coming from the Warren university judicial board. an educational atmosphere NEW YORK AP - Private ambulances were Campus Center at 11:20 p.m. Shelton had also been rather than a criminal at- mobilized Monday to take hundreds of nursing homes on March 30. Two security charged with public mosphere." patients back to the familiar surroundings from which cadets were on routine patrol they were evacuated because of last week's strike. when they noticed the two The state Office of Health Systems Management "walking less than a straight predicted that 90 percent of the displaced patients would line." be back in; their respective nursing homes by the end of the day. An official said about 9600 such patients Shelton and the other Requests exceed budget remained in the municipal hospitals during the morning. student then walked to a car in the parking lot and Shelton. in (Continued from Page I) In other SGA action, the "sufficient light" for others to through steadily increased appointments of Dan Tobin see. began to urinate in public, advertising revenue. and Nathan Lee as student according to Cadet Mark advocate coordinator and Prostitute murders expensive Sheldon. However. Barbara Burch. student judicial coordinator, editor of The Breeze, said respectively, were approved The cadets immediately Wednesday that The Breeze unanimously without WAKEFIELD, England AP - The manhunt for the has no intention of becoming Yorkshire Ripper has become the biggest and costliest notified the university discussion. security force, and Officer independent from the Tobin. a sophomore murder investigation in the history of British crime. university The increase in West Yorkshire's Chief Constable Ron Gregory said Gary Coffman appeared and political science major, has took charge of the scene. The Breeze's budget is served as an advocate this. Saturday. According to Coffman. proportionate to increases in year. Lee. also a political He told reporters that at least $2.7 million has been Shelton was still urinating and previous years, she said, science major, is a former spent in the past 24 years in the effort to find the kjller in a "a drunken condition" adding that the proposed SGA senator from Hansen of seven prostitutes. Most of the money, he said, has when he arrived. budget for the newspaper is Hall and current resident gone for overtime, transport and food for police on the A sobriety test was not very close to what The Breeze adviser for White Hall. case. He said authorities plan to wind down the in- spent this year vestigation. given. Coffman said, because The SGA also passed a such tests are not required Budget requests will be resolution to fund Phi Beta under Virginia law for , Lambda with $400 for a three- * • •.**•*.« !«*»■•». reviewed at Tuesday's SGA charges of public drunken"-" meeting 'at e p.m."' in" the' day c&hyehtioh' in "San ness. Stadium Room. Francisco. vr* Page 10, TIIK HKKKZK. Friday. April 21. 1978 Can we muster political will to fight hunger? (Continued from Page3) figures are expanded to in- stated, 'if there is the responsibility to bring first nutritional needs are met: our problem is one of an abun- clude those who are not in political will in this country our own wills then the political biggest problem is with excess dance of food which is immediate risk of starving, and abroad ..it should be will of our country to bear on rather than scarcity. Others systematically reduced at but whoare malnourished, the possible to overcome the the problem of world hunger. in the world must deal with worst aspects of widespread various levels of scarcity. least seven times by feeding it figure is about 2.000.000.000 As many a wise person has The technological means of to animals and then eating people-almost half the world's hunger and malnutrition said, articulating the problem within one generation." Eradicating hunger almost meat from those animals. The population Of these people. is half the solution. The completely are available if shame is that meat is not an 15.000 people die each day Within our lifetimes, the worst problem is that we have a essential part of a persons from hunger and related of hunger could be overcome! only the political will can be Both President John F. responsibility to ourselves and mastered There, then, is half diet, much less must it be a diseases. That figure to others in the realm of the solution: can we in this staple. represents almost twice the Kennedy and former Secretary of State Henry nutrition. Failure to meet that country, who are blessed with Why should this pattern of student population of James responsibility can have grave plenty, muster up the political food consumption bother Madison University dying Kissinger committed them- conseuqneces. Our own will? you and me? Precisely each day. selves and our nation to because conservative Ready for another shock? overcoming hunger within our estimates place the number of This widespread hunger and generation. It does not seem Chap in headlines Fever people throughout the world starvation exists at a time to be happening. Why not? who are starving at when the U.S. National Because the political will is (Continued from Page 5) 46O.ono,0<)O people. If the Academy of Sciences has not there. Youandl have the "Spring Fever'* will culminate tomorrow night with a visit from singer-guitarist Tom Chapin in Wilson Hall at 8 p.m. The brother of the renowned Harry Chapin. Tom made two well-received appearances at James Madison University last Dickson releases most welcome year, headlining a show in Wilson and then opening Janis Ian's (Continued from Page 5) Dickson tale, about a ship races, astounding facts of Godwin Hall concert. The stories are not all alike. crashed on a planet and the science, powers of pyramids, This stop in Harrisonburg. however, holds a special "Call Him Lord" is an at- natives that seem to be or the mystery of space. All. significance. mosphere piece of a pastoral friendly. instead, deal with that part of Chapin. who previously starred in the ABC-TV "Make a Wish" eartn. "Dolphin's Way" is a human nature that makes series, has signed another television contract which will begin story of alien contact, and the Each story is different, man what he is. and the place later this year. The show, "EveryDay." will be telecast five days only man who knew they were which is the way a good an- of this strange creature in the a week beginning Labor Day this September. there "Idiot Solvant" is the' thology should be. Some are universe. Because of this. Chapin will do very little touring for the next story of a man who can go humorous, a few are grim. few years, making tomorrows show JMU's last chance to witness through two years of college Good reading for all, and a There are twist endings af refreshing alternative to one of Chapin s extraordinary concert performances. merely by intuitive straightforward tales of ad- Camus. Tickets for the Chapin concert are $1 with JMU ID. knowledge, but no farther. Is venture. But all the stories he a genius or an idiot? have a theme to them. All "Tiger Green" is a classic concentrate not on weird Novel transcends genre (Continued from Page 5) scends its sub-genre and hysterical state of mind that becomes a compelling piece of one character terms contemporary fiction. Al "Hammer fever" as the day minor flaws, such a a ten approaches. dency towards preten Foodstuffs come into short tiousness and flashes oi supply as people hoard dubious humor, are over frantically. 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" »*■»♦ THK--•-- KRKK/K.--.--■...... *, ■Friday, MUUJ, Aprilapui 21.4i, 1978.1910, Page» «6«- 11• < Audiences will love ridiculously funny 'Loot' n 'Continued mued from Page 4) has been issued"-but oerhaDS like stare and hie c»riH;„„ i ;-J„ /-.__..-„ _.._ ... •'„ has been issued 'but perhaps like stare, and his stridinR Linda Garber provides a However, on opening night subsequent decline of the would have been more out of the room, hands elapsed delightful saucy young the timing was off and pace nation as funny in and of itself. frightening simply because it behind him, head thrust The failure of socialism in scheming nurse. Her stvle is was slow, something which is so fitting forward as if a bloodhound- simple and direct. It is a should be overcome in later Britain, resulting in a bloated There is a grizzly, morbid are undoubtedly some of the theme which less skillfully performances. Too often the government, spiraling tax element in British humor. most ridiculous moments in handled would have given characters- Sutton being a rates, collapsing economy and The audience, if it does not the play. offense. noticeable exception- the social consequences which know this already, will realize Likewise. Curtis Hansen Dan Dempsey's brief ap- appeared stiff, not knowing leaves little hope for the it the moment the -.curtain (who makes a perfect what to do whenever the future, spawns a wide range of opens. Somehow "Loot" pearance as Meadows does ignorant old man as indeed make the English action was not directed to humor. makes an open coffin in the McLeavy) and Bob Finnell (a them. The sick level of Johnny middle of a hvingroom. a man police look like idle buffoons wonderfully officious un- and no review would be Another disturbing aspect Rotten is one one end of the picking his nose,naked corp- dertaker with a history of bad of the show was Sutton's acts spectrum. The satire of Joe ses, and a dead woman's false complete without com- luck and trouble) use their mending the thoroughly of violence which, if meant to Orton is on the other. Both, teeth being used as castanets voices well and also make appear serious, were much however, have the same into something hilarious. lifeless performance of Pam message. Orton's is simply proper use of gestures. Amos in the role of Mrs. too weak, or, if meant to be Perhaps moral decency McLeavy. parody, were not accented funnier and less d*"*»*-*nd dictates that it should not be. Steve Bridges, whose entire enought. with more class. but what good is satire if it performance as Hal is com- mendable, is worth men- The show seems to begin In spite of these minor Hall considered moving cannot leave moral decency slowly but this is necessary to difficulties, "Loot," a play "Loot" setting to America but ripped to shreds while the tioning alone for the unusual create the proper mood for the things he does with the word about bundles of stolen cash, decided against it. This was a audience laughs? Play and to set the stage for will provide a bundle of wide decision. Playwright Orton has "yes" throughout the play. later scenes. laughs. With an English drawn characters with wide background the dark, serious opportunity for humor and side of "Loot" remains director Hall has filled them distant, allowing the comedy in with people who take ad- The west needs neutron bomb to emerge. The lines would vantage of this. have been every bit as ap- Phoef Sutton is the un- (Continued from Page 2) innocent civilians can be totally avoiued 'and propriate in America-"we disputed center of the comedy as we do by a nuclear holocaust. They must more than likely, the bomb would be deployed can rely on public servants to as Detective Truscott. His live on this earth too. before the enemy got close to the native behave themselves" or "how actions alone- constantly So the t>omb wouldbc effective against at- populace. It is then a moot question whether it dare you involve me in a rising up and down on the tack md it could even deter it. The only other is more human to kill an enemy bv radiation, situation for which no memo balls of his feet, his Holmes- argument, against the bomb is that it is or by blowing his brains out Neither is it' immoral. It kills people, but preserves pleasant, but then war is hell. buildings. Without this physical destruction to the Show me a moral weapon. Show me a moral countryside, war would be easier to recover WERNERS 7 PAY MARKET war. It is easy for the American to sit in his from. Western Europe has been forced too isolated armchair and declare that it is moral many times to recover from devastating "Party Packaat Star*" for a little country to be devastated to ruin. Of wars. If we have the technology to produce course people still die, and they are also such a beneficial weapon for our NATO allies, Thm.-Fri.- Sit. burned.and they alsojoose arms and legs In- enabling them to defend themselves and nocent civilians are killed by errant Domos and protect their homeland, then that is our moral Clfarattat eartsa tgjg mortars, and other people loose their homes duty-to let them have that weapon. and all worldly belongings. Its not our countrv it is time Americans climb down out of their that has to be rebuilt, besides, it is the only ivory tower and realize that no war is moral, m iss and no weapon humane. In fact, the one Par-T-Paek 3 %H... 1.00 moral way to fight a war. Or is it? - weapon we now consider the most immoral The neutron bomb can be strategically and inhumane is probably the most opposite of Straa-Ua I !*.>..., 1.00 guided to pinpoint targets. Areas close to these. The free-world needs the neutron bomb. *M«. *t Canada Dry attt. 7f| The Breeze HaMbarjar ari Nat Da* rails I ok 3/1.00 counting on

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Rajat Plak ft VkHa uf Galarla lafaraaritaal Slat •ff ftar aarekata af atatant ihats. Paal Maaaaa Rwi-8«rf. ChiMi qaart. 1.99 *• worked. Cam- uproar has been the letter written to panelli !said. "For seven mon- program. testimony to the pessure he was ths...you don't know how many times In the Post article. Thompson said. subjected to. young Jeff Bullis by assistant coach Sadly. Campanelli's reaction to John Thurston. the "racial innuendo" he got back here at two and three in "I'm concerned about how all of this which Post reporter Leonard Shapiro the morning and reported for work at is going to affect Jeff...it can leave a that phone call justified Bullis' fears. nine." scar." One- hopes that the young man referred to in his article has been can discern the true worth of the note, In a memorandum sent to Thurston glossed over. Granted, a terribly frustrating experience, enought to cause even something less than that of a poison- after the incident, according to According to Celeste Edwards. pen letter sent by a spurned lover. Ehlers. the assistant coach was told Bullis" mother, head coach Lou many rational people to put their bitter thoughts in writing. After that JMU "runs a first-class program, Campanelli told Jeff he would be the and the first thing one has to learn is "token white player" on the seeing the words in print, however, it Which brings us to the question of Georgetown University team. seems that a sensible person would emotional involvement IJI a prepared to accept defeat graciously." have torn up the paper. statement. Campanelli stressed that Ehlers himself is apparently aware Georgetown is coached by John of this "The kid had no obligation to Thompson, who is black. Now that those words have ap- "recruting is a very...very emotional Campanelli refused to read the peared in over 500.000 copies of the business." come here." he said simply. article, but after reading the reaction Post and on local television, Thurston In the Post's article Campanelli Thurston too. put his position in in two local newspapers.Campanelli concedes.: "It was an emotional thing also voiced his belief that Bullis perspective in his statement to ' The on my paj-t. It was my mistake...I'm had been deceitful This along with Breeze Wednesday "I'm still to called The Breeze to clarify his blame. The kids have no com- statement "I said that Bullis would totally to blame " Thurston's insults to the young be a token player-a spot player on the mans integrity The theme was mittment to you i the recruiter > The Georgetown squad.. whereas he could Although the letter was inex- picked up on by a local television burden is still on us." be a four year starter at Madison." cusably vindictive and "totally un- commentator who questioned the However, although Campanelli "I don't want to persecute this kid- professional'' by Thurston's own "honor and character of young men read the official statement to this he was very emotional and that was admission, it should be emphasized who lie to recruiters to get another reporter calling the incident an his interpretation." Campanelli said. that the act did not constitute a breach free trip to a college." "unfortunate" one which would Perhaps a plausible explanation. of NCAA regulations. This is not The reasoning behind such an "never happen again," he did not But what caused the young man to pointed out in defense of the coach but argument is totally absurd. It is the seem as certain about where the react emotionally? Quite possibly it merely to help put the incident in recruiter who invades the athletes burden of guilt should lie perspective. life, fostering a relationship with As he stared blankly out the was listening to a 39-year-old man. -a window. Campanelli said, i guess as head coach supposedly trained to deal Had Thurston's action been a young people at a vulnerable age. This relationship is not based on the adults, we'll have to take most of with young people, calling him a liar violation of the rules governing the blame-but he i Bullis» will have to and attempting to make him feel college recruiting, the bad publicity honor, friendship, or loyalty, but on guilty by reminding him of the time for this univeristy would have been the coaches need to win games and live with it too " and money JMU had spent on him. compounded. The Baltimore Sun keep his job. Such an experience would certainly reportedly had the story and a copy of No matter that the athlete stands to Perhaps the memorandum was disturb any sensitive young person the letter but decided against gain from a free education. No sent to the wrong coach

Terrapins swamp women 9-2 in traditional rain By HOLLY WOOLARD Duchesses to a murky 3-4-1 The James Madison record. University-University of "It wasn't a pretty game," Maryland lacrosse game had said coach Janet' Luce. its traditional rainstorm. "Maryland kept moving Tuesday, as the Terrapins and was very aggressive handed the Duchesses a 9-2 though, as the Terrapins used loss. some of the things that the "It has rained the last men use in their games. They three out of four times I have did what they had to do." come here." said Maryland Both teams looked evenly coach Sue Tyler, who also matched during the first 20 serves as the Terrapins field minutes of the game. hockey coach. It even rained Maryland took the lead with a when we came down in the fall goal five minutes after play to play the Duchesses in began, but the JMU squad hockey, said Tyler. fought back to tie the score on The game and the rain left Julie Hull's tally Hull in- the field a little muddy, but terecepted a pass from the the loss dropped the Terp goalie before bouncing Duchesses will compete in the state tournament the ball past her opposing JMU'S KATK TUNNELL (right) goes on the attack against the University of Maryland today JMU begins play at »:45 this morning Shrooms take keeper. against Bridgewater College. io by AI WWW Maryland scored a minute Tuesday. Maryland won !>-2 in the rain. The Ph0 softball crown and a half; latter to regain a temporally with JMU's only when we left our girls to pick tournament. "I think its lead that never ended. Three other goal in the second half. up that free player someone between us and Hollins By WILLIAM SULLIVAN more goals gave the Terps a 5- Point Sue Grainer. who is was open for a shot," Grainer College." said Luce. William Jeff Plogger's ninth inning, 1 ha If time lead. "really doing a good job in her commented. and Mary, the only stateteam bases-loaded single drove in One Mariand adjustment at second year of play." ac- "KB hard to stop a one-on- to beat the Duchesses this Pete Novgrod for an 11-10 the beginning of the second cording to Luce, said one," said the point. "The season, will not be competing Shrooms' victory over Moose half that "didn't hurt them" Maryland was a faster team goalie has a definite disad- in the team championship in the Men's Intramural was changing center Sharon than other competition the vantage." bracket. Softball Championship HolLschnieder to third home, Duchesses had faced this JMU keeper Mary Ford At 9:45 this morning JMU Monday night. said Luce. Holtschnieder put season. recorded. nine saves. The faces Bridgewater College "I was thinking. 'Get in all four points for the "When a free player came Maryland goalie blocked 11 and later at 2:45 they compete the ball out of the in- Terrapins during the last half. down, other members of the Dflehe«s,atiempta.\v.v.v.\\\ • again^M*HJTO\'9efcOTiay,tbev. field," Plogger said later. Duchess Jill Heller broke Maryland attack were Today the JMU team will Duchesses will play (Continued on Page 14) the Maryland scoring spree strategically positioned and compete in the state lacrosse Westhampton. Iron Sport9 is showing signs of rust spots By MARK ESPOSITO to the Buildings and Grounds training in supervision or emergency It's called the "Iron Sport," but for at a time when we (the Recreation Department last year." first aid; two skills which most Office) were very understaffed." an estimated 300 James Madison Arbogast also stated the respon- commercial spas and weight rooms University weight trainers the iron is With this Arbogast agreed "We sibility of supervision for the room do require. put a lot of new equipment in there at showing signs of rust. rested in George Toliver's Intramural "None of the student supervisors The facilities that JMU offers its the beginning of the year, and now it's and Recreation Office. have emergency training through my all gone." weightlifters is inadequate and "Supervision is supposed to be office" said Toliver. "If something hazardous. Supposedly serving the Evidently there is a need for more there under Toliver's office," he said. happens we call Security." responsibility on the part of those entire student body (with exception "And I have not gotten any reports "K's not our job to worry about of the varsity teams), the weight students who use the weight room. It from him." conditions," said one anonymous should be mentioned that thefts have room is overcrowded and Jacks Toliver denies that he has supervisor. "No supervisor takes it ventilation. f declined recently, perhaps due to the neglected to file damage reports with (the job) that way.' lack of anything of real value left to Much of the equipment shows Arbogast. As another supervisor put it, steal. signs of wear and tear. Maintainance, "I have turned in several damage "we're more of a bystander than a until recently, was as slow in coming Whoever is to blame for the lack of reports to Mr. Arbogast," he said. supervisor." equipment, the problem of wear and as rust deposits on the weighted disks. "After all. he is director of the While individual departments at tear still remains. facility." Godwin Hall bicker over whose job it "Most of the real damage is due to Inventorying the facilities reads Toliver agrees the weight room is a is to supervise and maintain the overuse" said supervisor Brad like a junkyaras scrap invoice: three safety hazard and feels the area weight room, accidents are hap- Shahan. "This room is to small and benches, onlv one operational; two should receive maintainance every pening. crowded for the University." universal weightlifting machines, two weeks. "Iv'e seen guys get hurt using the "Some of this equipment has been continually in need of repair; an in- "There is a lack of maintainance broken incline board" said JMU here in this broken condition for two cline board that can barely and I am very aware of it," Toliver student Dave Mazzocchi. "There is a years," said student Thad Hackman. support itself, much less weighted said. "In fact when I had a con- real safety hazard in here." '"We need a lot more safety control bodies. The list goes on. ditioning class in there last semester I Aside from the major accidents, • and so*me new equipment" Though these problems are obvious wouldn't let the students use some of there are countless minor ones. These With all the problems of equip- to the casual observer, certain ad- the equipment." resulting from frayed cables, broken ment, safety, maintenance and ministrative departments at JMU "There is an area however, where dumbells and sharp pulleys. supervision, the weight room is a seem ignorant of the matter. Toliver's is responsible. This is The problems of supervision and hazard to students who use the "I haven't heard anything," said providing supervisory personnel for safety are compounded by a lack of facility. Unless something is done by Godwin Hall Facility Director Jack the weight room. All of (he super- new equipment needed to replace the some administrative department Arbogast. "Mr. Dean (Godwin Hall visors are students working in the old. According to Toliver, "The serious accidents may occur, and the supervisor) periodically checked the Work-Study Program. The Work- problem stems from heavy theft iron in the "Iron Sport" may come weightroom. but he was transferred Study Program does not provide during a two-week period, occurring tumbling down.

CRACKED WEIGHTS (top left), deteriorating maintainance problem. Much of the equip- bench (top right), and leg presses that are ment shows signs of wear and tear which cause falling apart (left and above) are but a few hazardous conditions for those wishing to use examples of the Godwin Hall weight room the room.

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t < I ■ 'tii ' I I ,' Ml II > < ' b i ■> . ,v. : ■ >. •-. ' »di Ki Page 14. TIIK KRKKZB, Friday. April 21. 197H Bono blasts homers twice-called out for both coach argued that Bono had Don't talk to James a team batting average of .415 received the congratulations was Bundy who also went in H12-270). Old Dominion of his teammates. ODU head again batted out of order, that the book as o for 1 without Madison University third the number eight hitter, baseman Joe Bono about University. however, coach Bud Metheny went to having ever stepped to the discovered an interesting way the plate and informed the designated hitter Lorenzo plate. frustrating experiences. The Bundy. was the batter who JMU sophomore has got a to slow the Dukes down and home plate umpire that Bono "It was just one of those story that he can relate that unfortunately for Bono he had batted out of turn. The had been scheduled to bat. not things." Babcock said. "The will top most frustrations the turned out to be the JMU umpire checked his lineup Bono Another discussion book was being kept on our rest of us have experienced. player who suffered the most. card, found that Metheny was ensued after which the um- bench and when the lineup pires agreed with Metheny was copied in the book prior to In a recent JMU game in JMU had won the first right and called Bono out. game of a doubleheader from Bono, listed on the lineup and Bono was called out. the game Bono and Cem- Norfolk. Va.. against Old JMU catcher David Dominion University. Bono hit the Monarchs 6-5 in 10 innings card as the seventh man in the pre were reversed in the or- and were leading the second JMU order, had batted in the Showalter. the ninth batter in der." two home runs but officially the JMU linieup. then came to ended up it for 1 for that at bat. game 2-0 in the top of the first sixth position The home run inning when Bono came to the and two RBI's were the plate and grounded out to Fortunately for the Dukes, Think about that for awhile. end the inning. He had bat- they won their eighth game in The Dukes had been on a plate With two outs and a disallowed. man on second. Bono.slam- When the Dukes came to ter in the correct spot and his a row by a score of 8-0. rampage They had won ground-out was not protested Bono, back in his proper seven games in a row while med a home run. After the bat in the top of the second 1 Flushing. NY., native had inning JMU head coach Brad by either team. spot in the order, doubled hoi ? scoring 108 runs (an average two runs in the third inning. of 15.4 a game) and compiling crossed home plate and Babcock checked with the Joining Bono in frustration home plate umpire to make sure who should bat for JMU "The umpire told nip that Duchesses finish third Shrooms topple Moose Jeff Cempre the man who was scheduled to bat in the sixth position when Bono batted in in Virginia tournament to win intramural crown the first irning should lead off By DKNMS SMITH Cathie Tyler downed the the second inning." Babcock ' The women's tennis team Rams' Heidi Market 7-6, 6-3, (Continued from Page 12) Demarco walked. Catcher said. placed third in the Virginia in the first round. In the ■ i" The inning began with Jeff Kraus' single drove in his Cempre batted and reached Association of Intercollegiate second, the Cavaliers' Cheri Novgrod's alert base running. two teammates, providing on an error. Enter Metheny Athletics State tournament, O'Donnell eliminated Tyler 6-3, The shortstop stretched a Moose with its only lead, 9-8. once again. with 22*4 points, last weekend 6-4 single to two bases as out- In the next inning. Brantley After a lengthy discussion at Virginia Tech. Heidi Hess was the other fielder Stan Latham was slow singled and Novgrod homered with the umpires. Cempre was Virginia easily placed first Duchess to reach the second to relay the ball back to the past leftfielder Bergeria for a called out for batting out of by racking up 70 points, and round. Hess beat Tech's Ann infield. one run Shrooms' lead. turn. The umpires agreed Virginia Tech finished second Jones in a tough fought match Shrooms' Greg Persinger "I was just thinking < to hit) that the number six hitter. with 28 4. 5-7. 6-3. 7-5. but lost in the and Doug Lucas walked to a line drive," Novgrod said. Cempre's spot in the lineup, Freshman Lou Dickey was second to Virginia's Barbara load the bases, before Plogger Bergeria. who dove in a was called out at the end of the the Duchesses' highest Goldman 6-1. 6-2. drove the ball beyond third- futile effort to catch the ball, first inning and that he should finisher. Dickey advanced to JMU's other participant in baseman John Tuell's reach. said. "It was just a fast shot." not have led off the second the quarterfinals of the the tournament. Marsha Moose opened the scoring he couldn't reach. The inning. consolation round before Williams, lost to Tech's Kelly in the first inning with David Shrooms' defense aided their "When I reminded the being beaten by the Cavaliers' Gough 6-4. 2-6. 7-6. in the first Huffer's two-out single. Jay cause, particularly in the home plate umpire that he Keri O'Donnell 7-5. 6-2. round of the tournament. Fulk's double drove him in for sixth inning. Third baseman was the one who had told me Dickey, who lost in the first Dickey and Pat Higgins a 1-0 lead. Mike DeWitt lunged for a Cempre was supposed to hit. round to Virginia's Kappie were the only doubles team The Shrooms. however, slow-rolling hit and threw he told me he had made a Clark 6-2. 6-2. was moved into for the Duchesses to make it came back with four runs in Terry Hansrote out at first by mistake and was not going to the consolation round because into the second round. the second. Tom Fogarty a step. Later that inning, change the decision that of the loss. While making her Dickey and Higgins downed scored from second as Moose Shrooms' outfielder Doug Cempre was out." Babcock way to the quarterfinals. Radford's Mary Kay Shiflett shortstop Huffer threw the Lucas threw Fulk out at third. said. "So I asked him who Dickey defeated two op- and Ann Rice 6-3. 6-2. in the ball away. Mike Brantley's was supposed to bat now and ponents from Old Dominion first round. However, single drove in two more, and Moose's Latham belted his he .said Bono."So back to the University.one from Virginia, Virginia's team of Keri he scored on third baseman second home run. a solo shot, plate came Joe Bono. Bono hit and one from Virginia O'Donnell and Beth. Moritz Tuell's poor throw to first for a in the seventh to tie the con- the first pitch out of the park Commonwealth University. trounced the two in the second 4-1 lead. test at 10 apiece. The E and circled the bases con- JMU had three players round. 6-2. 6-1. The Shrooms scored two League team threatened in fident that this home run make it to the second round of JMI s Hess and Cindy runs in the third and two in the the ninth as Fulk and Latham would count. He was wrong. the regular tournament before Hoddinott lost in the first fourth. Moose got one to were intentionally walked When Bono touched home being defeated. round to VPI's Carin Oyloe tighten to an 8-2 score. with two out but Jim Hardesty plate after this "second home Mary Perkins won her first and Debbie Duncan 7-5, 6-2. The Moose exploded in the flied out to end the game. run" of the game. Methany round match against VCU's while Williams and Tyler lost fifth with seven runs. Tuell Both teams finished their walked out to discuss the Becky Nierle 6-2, 6-2, but lost to Radford's Chris Garber and Jim Prince singled, then seasons with 8-1 records. situation with the umpires in the second 6-0. 6-3 to and Maureen Herbert 6-7. 6-0. Huffer socked a three-run shot In the semi-finals. Moose again. The Old Dominion Virginia's Beth Bondurart. 7-5. off winning pitcher Keith trimmed N 9ers 12-9. and Wilson. Shrooms defeated Now Or Woody Bergeria then Never < NON) 9-6. Sigma Nu, singled and scored on Stan the Championship League Latham's home run. Jim winner, lost to Moose 9-3 in the Hardesty singled and Ralph quarterfinals. 00 CREEKS

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K onliniiril from I'agr II close as a player, but not as a Athletic Director Dean before it went out. I have no letter had already been any recruit in seven years of person. Ehlers agreed. problems with it. We have a mailed. college coaching, but I'm "You looked down your "We have a top-notch clear conscience on this thing. Jeff paced around for an going to tell you what I think nose at us all year, but program." he said. "We don't In an interview with The hour before he made that of you and the way you han- didn't have the guts to tell us. cut any corners on rules. I Breeze, though. Campanelli call." his mother. Celeste dled this situtation. truly believe the coach acted denied ever seeing the letter Edwards said in the Post. But that just about sums you out of character. However, if "You are beyond any doubt up" before it was mailed, calling "They had spent a lot of time the most deceitful young man Thurston later wrote it happens again, I'd have to the quote "a lie." recruiting him and they were 1 have ever come across. To and called to apologize take administrative action. "He (Shapiro) wrote it and his number one choice up until have spent as much time with to Bullis and his mother. Coach Thompson (from you as I did I would think I President Ronald Carrier and 6 Georgetown) offered him a deserve to hear your decision Campanelli also wrote I truly believe the coach scholarship." before I hear it on the radio. apologies April 5th to Bullis 9 Bullis high school coach That would only be a matter of and his mother. acted out of character Bill George, concurred. common courtesy. "They (JMU) were "Common courtesy also The letter itself brought probably the first one to give would have dictated that your negative responses from the "But if I were fired for will have to live with it," the sales pitcf>," George administration.Carrier stated every mistake I made. 1 would mother would have visited us in the Post that Thurston Campanelli said. said. "I think Jeff was im- just as she did Brown and have been out of here a long Shapiro, contacted in pressed. I think the whole acted on his own. without the time ago." family was impressed with Georgetown. After a!ll you University's permission. Boston. Tuesday night, would think the mother would In a prepared statement defended his story. When their facilities and their "I think the coach was released Tuesday. Campanelli program." visit what you said was your acting on his behalf and not on told about the Campanelli No. 1 choice all year. But that said, "It's a very, very remark. Shapiro chuckled and "Their recruiting was the behalf of the institution," emotional business for the Rretty good. The way they obviously was just a lie. By Carrier said. "Yes, I was said. "I stand by my story." the way thank your mother for head coach, the assistant Thurston. too, claimed andled themselves was very upset about it. I don't think coach and the players. impressive. They gave the me for her courtesy. this was done properly. A "coach Campanelli never "The thing that annoys me Sometimes it's very hard to saw the letter. i want strongest selling pitch. They student doesn't have any control your emotions. Coach said he would be a four-year is that I mentioned you in the obligation to come here. It's that made clear." he said. same breath as : Steve Thurston acted emotionally to "The story was very one- player at Madison. Jeff was just one of those unfortunate the young man's decision sided." Campanelli said. "It leaning more heavily toward iStielperi and Tyrone things that won't happen (Shoulders). You may be rather than using good never should have been Madison. I think it was his again." thinking and sound judgment. printed, but I guess that's the parents that wanted GU We believe it is unfortunate power of the pen." more." and will never happen again." Thurston mailed the letter, Bullis was not available for Men, women archers He also said. "You have no he said, after hearing on the comment but. rather con- idea how very .hard Thurston radio that Bullis had signed to ducted his communications worked on this for seven go to Georgetown. The coach through George. win state championship months. You don't know how believed Bullis owed him the When asked if this incident many road trips he made and courtesy of calling to inform will hurt future recruiting, James Madison University The state title was tne got back at two or three in the the staff about his decision. Campanelli said, "No.. Does swept the men's, women's second straight for JMU's morning to report for work at When , Bullis did call Lefty Driesell get hurt by the and mixed team divisions men's team. nine. Recruiting is a trying sometime after the radio Post and the Star when they Tuesday in the state collegiate JMU archers were 1-2-3 in experience." report (which was later blast him every year? It will archery championships; at the both the men's and women's proved erroneous, Thurston pass. We've done a good job University of Richmond. divisions. Kevin Wilgus won "I'm taking full blame (for said) with the official news of for six years. One unfortunate In the women's division, the men's competition with a the letter,)," Thurston said on the signing, Thurston said the incident shouldn't hurt us." the Duchesses racked up 2482 1076 total, followed by Rick Wednesday. "It was an points to 1702 points for Kiser with a 1065 and Phil emotional thing on my part- I Longwood College and 1495 Bruce with a 976. In the made the mistake of writing points for the University of women's division, Diane the letter." All-America wrestler Richmond. JMU's \ men's Jeffrey was first with a 911, Shapiro also quoted team compiled 3117 points to followed by Sue Jenkins with a Campanelli as saying. "My Virginia Tech's 1769 points. 797 and Maggie Hof mann with assistant coach had worxed signed to grant by JMU JMU also won the, mixed a 774. very hard to recruit this young team division with a 3849-2379 JMU will compete in the man. He was very deceiving Tim Noerr. a high school JMU wrestling coach Dick victory over the University of Philadelphia Invitational to us and that's all I want to A11-America wrestler from Besnier who recruited Noerr. Richmond. Tournament this weekend. say. Yes. I saw the letter Lew is town Pa., has signed a "Tim is a quality wrestler and wrestling grant-in-aid at an outstanding young man. I James Madison University. expect him to wrestle at 190 The 185-pound Noerr ponds for us. He does the compiled an overall record of things that you have to do to 57-6-2 during three years of be a successful collegiate varsity wrestling competition wrestler." at Chief Logan High School. Noerr was also an out- Twenty-five of his 57 wins standing football player at were by falls. Chief Logan High School. He The capitain of the Chief was a three-year starter at Pabst Blue Ribbon 12 oz. 6 pk. cans 1.49 Logan wrestling team this past both linebacker and fullback season, Noerr compiled a 25-1 and was a first team U.P.I. Coca Cola 16 o«. 8 pk. 1.19 plus dep record and finished third in All-State selection at the state tournament. His loss linebacker as a senior last Sealtest light & lively Ice Milk % gal .99 was in the state tournament to season. the eventual state champion. 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THK TEA COMPANY of DAN, I THINK THE QUESTION I HEAR YOU, MARK. ONE OF THE WUI, IT JUST/SNTSO! IN FACT, Madison College names as THATMANYPEOPLEMIGHTHAVE MOSTCOMMONMISCONCEPTIONS THE EXJENSHe RESEARCH I CUP FELLOWSHIP? ITS All IN Poet Laureate of 1977-1978 Mr. FOR YOU NOW IS, 'WHAT WITH ABOUT MELLOW TODAY IS THAT LOURING MY FELLOWSHPAT THE YOUWERB MY CHAPTER, Wayne T. Congratulations. AH THE QMSINARJS, TENNIS YOU HAVE TO BE UPWARDLY MO- CALIFORNIA INSTITUTE FOR THE AMELLOW "MELLOW ON A Wayne. LBS50N5 AND TR-4% CAN ; BILE, BCONOMlCUtSe, BEFORE MELLOW STRONGLY SUGGESTS FELLOW? FIXEDINCOME." I REALLY AFFORD MELLOW?'' YOU CAN FLASH ON IT' OTHERWISE.' \ \ I DOVT FOHGET "Fever '78." April 22.

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SHARON: It's wrong All wrong! I am sorry. I sin- cerely apologize for any in- convenience. I really want to OKAY, FOLKS, IF YOU'VE get to know you. Can we be GOT ANY QUESTIONS FOR friends? We could be such I'M STILL TALKIN& TO PR. PAN, IWONCER IF MELLOW&PBRTPANASHER, friends. Ribbit. PAN ASHER, AUTHOR.OF THE 1MB SHOULPNT OPEN HEY, FROM HOW veer IN TOUCH MELLOW HEY.W/LLYOU BEST-SELLING "MELLOW: HOW UP THE LINES NOW, FOR CUITHWURFEEUN6STO HOTLINE! GUYS JUST SHUT TO 6ET IT," AND A FELLOW AT ANP&VE OUR LIS- SURE, HOW TD JOIN THE SIERRA WHERE'S UP AND PLAY A STEYE: I just had to say it 1 THE CALIFORNIA INSTITUTE FOR TENERS A CHANCE MARK.' CLUB, WHYPONT YOU ,MI YOUR HEAD KISS RECORD? again-Happy, happy bir- 0, thday. (I'd apologize for those THE MELLOW.. TO RAP WITH YOU- I GIVE US A RING! gRP AT? \^ ? 18 years of Bratishness, but what else are little sisters for?) I love you! Love. me. Aj||(ga^' BEEN THERE: Mr. G could not have been all THAT bad...or could he? Please forward some details, the kid. M ^g^zsm,in FOR A GOOD TIME: Call Suzanne, 6504.

V\MM>k. The end draws WELL, MY LOVER COULDN'T ^AH.BUTYOU near, and as usual, it proves to THIS IS WHAT WENT DOWN, SEE, IS HANDLE THE TRIP AND EVER KNOWSCORPtOS. be with a hang, not a whim- MELLOW rtSNABAD THAT MY LOW* AND I HAP S/NC£,HES BEEN DOING A HMM..HAVE COMMfmNT- per. A most pleasurable way HOTUNE! PLACB, PAN. MY EX OVER FOR DINNER, REAL ANXIETY NUMBER ON YOU TRIED WISE.THWB'S to end one's tenure As for WHERE'S I'M INCREDI- AND, UKB, WE GOT MO THIS MB, AND LIKE, WE HAVENT JOGGING NOPBRCENT- you. a i-loseness closer than YOURHEAD BLY BUMMED /NCREDBLE HI6H-BNBR6Y BEEN ABLE TO RELATE TO TOGETHER? AGEtNIT'. ever. Thanks lor dropping bv. AT? \ fOUTf RAP ON MELLOW, VKNOW? BACH OTHER FOR WEEKS'. T f HIKE sws only two more weeks!' Yippeee . BAD \l \\v The awards ceremony will take place on 29. Those who are not there will never know what they missed V. & ME

A and SS: I hereby dedicate this issue to you twb At least one a year should go to a pair of lunatics, I guess! Anyway, CROCK byBUIIUchi.*] you deserve it after putting up with my weird hours for so THE WINNER OF THIS WE&& *tiG0&X&*l long. A crazed mushroom about to escape. UlNNER: Its a hectic schedule this weekend, and an especially crazy one for you! You've come a long way from your former attitude to your present actions, don't you think? I'll be waiting to hear the social line-up...

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HOLLY COURT APART- KEYBEARER: What's right dresser; one living room yr. $350 plus util. Write Jeff. MENT: June-August: three- chair All for $65. Please call P.O. 3452 and leave phone bedroom townhouse; air is what feels right. Don't let 433-1726. number and I will return call. conditioning: cable and ac- precious time slip by. Thanks cess to pool. Call 433-8120. Found for the lust and. especially, SUBLET APARTMENT FOR thanks for the love. How SUMMER: June to the end of ROOMS FOR RENT: From about one more shower? Your WOMAN'S GOLD WATCH: friend forever. Sugar bear. For rent August. Three bedrooms, air May 6 through August 26. In Z parking lot on April 16. conditioning, dishwasher, Kitchen privileges. Located Please call 433-5514. disposal and carpeting. $56.25 at 1155 South Main and 547 GEEK: Should we add bacon SUBLET: Two bedrooms, one per month plus utilities. South Mason. For further bits? a fellow geek furnished, in three-bedroom Shank II apartments. Call information, call 434-5743. house for only $50 per month Anne or Connie at 433-5325 (on WOMEN'S SWIM TEAM: plus one-third utilities. Full campus). Jobs Thank you for the present. I use of kitchen, dining room Wanted enjoyed doing everything I and living room. Sublet either MANAGEMENT TRAINEE: could for the team Thanks May-August or June-August. TWO-BEDROOM APART- WORKING AT BUSCH Excellent career opportunity again. You're the greatest! Call Tom. 434-9852. Leave MENT: Kitchen, living room, GARDENS? Need an apart- with nationally known com- Liz. message. color television (cable); V« ment? Call Ruth at 434-2106 or pany in Tidewater, Va. area. mile from campus: May or Jeff. 7113. Male and female Salary open. Send resume to HOLLY COURT APART- June-August; will rent rooms needed. Mr. Brendan Costello. Box 99, MENTS: Need to sublet one separately. $65 each. Call 433- Portsmouth, Va. 23705. IRANI NAME ANIK) bedroom of a three-bedroom, 8230. Scott. AT ROCK I0TT0M furnished apartment from ONE MALE: To share an May-August. Air conditioning NEW ONE-BEDROOM apartment from May 7 until PRICES end of summer. Partly fur- OPENINGS IN: Dry-land and pool: less than one mile APARTMENTS in farming, horticulture and IGUO ran teed from campus: rent Harrisonburg. Several tp nished, air conditioning, other areas of agriculture: lowest prices on negotiable! Call Sue on choose from. Near schools, adjacent to JMU campus nursing (RN"s. LPN's, or- campus. 4943. stores. Living room, kitchen, (behind the Midway i. $70 per derlies, aides), medical lab 'all brand namesj Dedroom, bath; carpeted, air month plus utilities: 14 work: secretarial-office, CVill match any RENT HOUSES. APART- conditioned. Water and sewer Maplehurst. Come by or call bookkeeping: carpentry: MENTS THIS SUMMER IN furnished; no pets. Units 434-4006. child care; teaching: com- rice. Also Car VIRGINIA BEACH: Two available May 1,1978. $162.50 blocks from the ocean on 24th munity organizing, etc. Stereo, per month. Phone 249-4073 A ROOMMATE: To share Service opportunities meeting Calculators, St. Group or single rates after 5 p.m. Note-the aboye two-bedroom apartment with real needs. Good job ex- available on request. Contact rent and lease is for two adults ' one other person. Available perience. Write-Brethren Televisions. Russ Burnup, 737 Surfside only. Maximum allowed- June until whenever. Volunteer Service, 1451 Call 433-9440 Avenue, Virginia Beach, Va. three adults. If three adults, Equivalent to four blocks Dundee Ave., Elgin. Illinois 23451. Phone-804-422-3772. rent will be $182.50 per month. from JMU. Call 434-3149. 60120. * Ask for Mike