BAGP THE IPE

1955 2012

C O E V E E G N A N T C O L L THEThursday, February 16, 2012 - Vol. 58.18 14049 Scenic Highway, LookoutBAGPIPE Mountain, Georgia, 30750 bagpipeonline.com ComDev Alerting Conference All Scots by Rebekah Taft by Lily Davis Cold Michigan weather and After tornadoes tore through car trouble didn’t stop a flock of Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Covenant Community Devel- and Tennessee last April, Cov- opment majors from migrating enant’s Department of Safety north for the Faith and Inter- and Security decided to imple- national Development Confer- ment a second way of emergency ence (FIDC) at Calvin College communication: the ScotsAlert February 2-4. Emergency Notification System. Twenty-five Covenant students “Basically, we’re sending text attended the annual conference messages, emails, and voice located on Calvin’s campus in messages to your landline or cell Grand Rapids, Michigan. This phone via the Internet. We sim- year’s theme: Yearning for Jus- Covenant.edu ply type the messages we want to tice, Living in Love: A Dialogue Dr. Mehne and Thomas Holcombe send, add the addresses of those on Fear and Hope. groups we want to send the mes- “Attending this conference and sages to, and send them,” said others like it are important ways Greg Ford, Director of Safety for our students to be exposed to and Security at Covenant. The more sectors of community de- We’ve Got Chemistry messages then travel the same velopment than we can cover in way as a text or email. classes here in our major at Cov- by Garrison Dale Mehne, chair of the chemistry electrochemical and UV-visible Despite the benefits and enant,” said Dr. Russell Mask, department, collaborated in the spectroscopic techniques. These convenience of the ScotsAlert Associate Professor of Commu- For most liberal arts students, research and writing of the ar- procedures are common in system, however, Covenant’s nity Development, who has been chemistry is a riddling sphinx to ticle, “Heteroleptic Platinum(II) research articles about synthetic siren alert system — which many taking Covenant students to the be avoided at all costs. Better to and Palladium(II) Complexes chemistry. students became more than conference since 2007. re-read Harry Potter and pose for with Thiacrown and Diimine “One potential use for these familiar with last April — will This year, students had the Instagram pictures than worry Ligands,” published in Polyhe- would be a delivery system for remain the college’s primary opportunity to interact with about the trifles of scientific dron, an international journal for cancer treatment drugs that method of communication in the more than 25 different Christian research. But lately, Covenant inorganic and organometallic would not be as toxic to the hu- event of an emergency. development organizations and students are producing more chemistry. man body as current methods,” “We purchased and began listen to five speakers — includ- than really good Facebook al- “The research, as a whole, said Holcombe. using the ScotsAlert texting ing Christopher L. Heuertz and bums. Senior Thomas Holcombe looked at building molecular tri- The collaboration began at system as a secondary source for Twesigye Jackson Kaguri — talk recently co-authored an article angles, squares, and boxes,” said Holcombe’s suggestion when he notifying those on campus of about health, agriculture, envi- published in a peer reviewed Holcombe. Technically speak- was a student in Dr. Mehne’s possible emergencies and as a ronmentalContinued stewardship, on page social 3News scientific journal. ing, Dr. Mehne and Holcombe class. “IContinued knew Dr. on Mehne page was2News way toContinued notify those on who page may 2News be Holcombe and Dr. Larry characterized compounds using Arts Opinions Sports

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Campus Alert other things to think about. He a benefit that all faculty and staff and added that he is glad that available.” Other options include hopes, however, that students (and off-campus students) ap- Covenant finally got the Scot- screens that could be mounted Continued from front page realize that they are actually re- preciate.” sAlert system because a lot of around campus to scroll alerts, or quired to register with the system “I wanted to get [the texts] so other schools have had similar programs that would allow alerts off campus and obviously cannot to receive the notifications. that if there’s something going systems for a while. to be sent to campus comput- hear the siren system,” Ford said. On the other hand, faculty on when I get up in the morn- As far as plans for further ers. At this point, however, Unfortunately, not as many and staff enrolled in the system ing, I don’t even have to open my emergency communication sys- Safety and Security thinks that students have signed up for quickly. According to Ford, they computer,” said freshman Alex tems go, Ford said that the safety the siren system and ScotsAlert ScotsAlert texts as Ford and his are grateful for the chance to Winston. “I can just check my and security department “con- provide the most reasonable and department would like. Currently, receive notice of school closings phone. It’s more convenient.” tinually researches new equip- effective methods of emergency only about 50 percent of the stu- and delays before heading to Sophomore Jon Leverett agreed, ment and strives to have the best communication for Covenant. dent body is enrolled, as opposed campus: “Being notified before to almost all of the faculty and making that trip is always a good To register with ScotsAlert and receive texts with notifications of possible emergencies or inclement weather, visit staff. Ford said that he realizes thing but preventing folks from www.covenant.edu/scotsalert. that his emails with invitations to making the sometimes danger- join may have been timed badly ous commute up the mountain in and ignored by students with inclement weather is absolutely

the data and write up their Chemistry results. Continued from front page The research was done in con- junction with Dr. Greg Grant, a doing research because of all professor of chemistry at UTC, the articles he co-authored in who initiated most of the ideas. the past are on display in the “Dr. Grant has provided the bulk chemistry commons. During the of the ideas for the research in spring of my sophomore year, I the past 25 years,” said Hol- asked if I could work with him combe. in the summer, and he said yes,” Mehne and Holcombe’s work said Holcombe. is a rarity at Covenant College. Dr. Mehne had a grant from Covenant’s relationship with the National Science Founda- Dr. Grant and UTC’s chemistry tion to support the research department provide research op- of one student. “Thomas was a portunities for students unavail- student in one of my classes who able at most small colleges. “Dr. expressed interest,” said Mehne, Grant is one of the best — the who ended up giving Holcombe chemistry department at UTC is the postition. one of the most research-active In preparation, Holcombe undergraduate chemistry depart- spent the 2010 spring semes- ments in the whole country,” said ter doing background research, Mehne. reading up on the theory and Holcombe plans to attend looking at different procedures. medical school in the fall at the “The bulk of the experimenta- University of South Alabama. tion took place in the summer of “The research was really instruc- 2010. We worked full time for tive in exposing [me] to aspects about 10 weeks that summer,” of chemistry and group work said Holcombe. Compounds that you don’t get in the under- from UTC were sent to Mehne graduate level,” said Holcombe. and Holcombe to be tested dur- “My work definitely helped in ing that time. The following fall my acceptance to medical school and spring semesters, Mehne and and I am very thankful for the Naomi Belz Holcombe met weekly to review opportunity.” Faculty Quote of the Week

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The Verdict Conference campus. beside us displaced the air and vans for college trips like this,” Continued from front page “We only made it as far as we were sucked into the concrete said Mask. Raceway when the brakes of wall on our left. Our car was Still, Horne and other stu- Yes... To the Gram- the Lincoln started locking up. like a ping pong ball, bouncing dents involved in these mishaps my’s advocacy and more over the two We tried driving a little bit on between the wall and the truck thought the conference was well day span. the interstate, but the smell of at least five or six times,” said worth the transportation difficul- Registration, which covered burning rubber wasn't boding Horne. ties as it allowed them to have No... I’mma let you most meals for the weekend, was well for the drive ahead, so we Students involved in these car a greater understanding of the finish, but Beyonce’s $45, and included free lodging in stopped at another gas station troubles ended up going back to larger community development video... the dorms with Calvin host stu- about 20 minutes outside of Covenant’s campus on Wednes- world. dents. Gas and hotel rooms on Chattanooga,” said sophomore day night, leaving a second time “I really enjoyed being able to the way up were free of charge AnnaKatharine Horne. With early Thursday morning to make hear other people's perspectives for students thanks to a Kaleo the help of a stranger, the brakes the 12-hour trek north. on and testimonies involving BAGP THE IPE grant Covenant received several were unlocked and the students “We've had nothing like this Christian international devel- years ago to subsidize academic were on the road again. in our previous five years of go- opment. It reminded me that trips like this one. But car woes didn’t end there. ing to the conference. We've al- people approach development While the actual conference Once on I-24 N again, the ready begun discussions with the from all kinds of different intel- went smoothly, the drive to caravan entered a construction college about alternative ways of lectual and spiritual contexts and 1955 2012 Michigan had a more rocky start. zone and one of the cars ended traveling to the conference next that these are worth taking the First, there were problems with up with a flat tire. “I think what year, perhaps renting vans, since time to understand and con- one car’s brakes upon leaving happened was the semi truck the college no longer has college sider,” said Horne.

C O E V E E G N A N T C O L L THE BAGPIPE Dial A for Murder Adrienne Belz by Bethany Daniels to pick me up and drop me off off campus and was student the first few days are slim. As of Editor in Chief outside of my dorm building.” teaching. Not discouraged by a February 10, 92 names appeared Not even the Great Hall is safe New this year, the last assas- difficult target, he found where on the “Dead List,” updated anymore. High-speed chases sin standing will be memorial- she lived, and upon her return daily on the All-Campus An- Grace Mullaney across campus with water guns ized on a plaque which will home, he and his friends were nouncements board by Mac drawn and jumpy students be displayed in the Maclellan/ waiting for her in a car. As Council representatives. Besides Managing Editor constantly checking over their Rymer building. The plaque she waited in her car for a few the fame, the victorious assassin shoulders can mean only one will include winners from the minutes, a brief conversation wins a cash prize of $35 and the thing: Assassins has begun. past three years and will be up- assured Lewis that she was not player with the most kills, $25. Grant Thomas Assassins, the campus-wide dated with each new winner. going to surrender easily. Kirschner stressed the impor- Layout Editor game of strategy sponsored by Resident Director Meredith Lewis’s friend blocked her in tance of networking and being Mac Council, began on Febru- Hall explained another signifi- the driveway with his car, but part of an alliance. Mac Coun- ary 8. The game allows players cant change: the Great Hall is instead of giving up, she drove cil Representative and former Annie Huntington Copy the chance to live like assassin open territory for attacks once around the back of her house player Molly Kitts advised play- Jason Bourne and enter a world again. “There was an accident and across the front lawn onto ers to find some friends who are Rebekah Taft News of spies, secrets, targets and oc- in the Great Hall a few years the street. Lewis and his friends willing to be bodyguards. Kitts casional treachery. Each player ago, so we were asked to make chased her down Scenic High- also warned players against Walter Somerville Arts is assigned a target to “kill” with the Great Hall off-limits.” The way for about twenty minutes, leaving their rooms without the a water gun. The premise seems accident occurred when a player before she suddenly swerved assassin’s contract and a water Prentis & Bestvater Opinions simple, but killing your target is was standing near the hot food into a ditch. gun. more difficult when you’re also and tossed a cup of water at his The girl refused help from Most people generally regard John Drexler Sports being hunted. target but missed, dousing the Lewis, rejecting his claims that the game as harmless, even if it “You really see people’s true food. Hall said, “Now that rules he wouldn’t try to “assassinate” has potential to be a slight dis- Naomi Belz Photo colors when you start playing are clarified, that assassinations her and only wanted to help. traction from classes. If nothing Assassins,” said junior Charles cannot be made near food or She called some of her friends else, assassins is free entertain- Zach Knuth Distribution Lewis. drink stations, the Great Hall and the frustrated would-be ment for non-players. Lives may not be at stake, but is open again. It makes it much assassins left the scene. Lewis “Assassins is one of our Mac the game is still serious busi- more competitive.” Fewer safe said, “I ended up killing her the Council traditions. Every year Faculty Advisor ness for some students. Last areas means more opportunities next day when someone called we reevaluate to see if we want Cliff Foreman year’s winner Lauren Kirschner for assassins to catch a target me to tell me she was standing to do it again, and it has always said, “I changed my appearance unawares, like at a meal. outside of the Great Hall.” been something we thought For inquiries or comments, contact for walking to classes. I almost Lewis, who opted out of The number of participants has been worth the effort. It is Adrienne Belz at [email protected]. never went to the Great Hall playing this year, shared how increased by 30 this year, bring- something for the whole cam- This is a Covenant College student publication and had my friends bring me intense the game can be. His ing the total number of par- pus to enjoy,” said Hall. The views expressed herein do not necessarily food in my room. I sometimes freshman year, Lewis’s target ticipants to 150. With so many reflect those of the College or the student body. even had someone get my car was a senior girl who lived players, the odds of surviving

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The news came from friendly faces, so hauntingly clear The words were not said, yet surely did I hear I denied it so thoroughly; you couldn't be gone The tears stained my clothes, the world went wrong

Silence overcame my being, as it did yours the night before Unfortunately, I was heaving, while you breathed no more Escape was what I needed, and what I couldn't have Deathfall.com So I shut my eyes tight, I painted it all black

As if my guardian, your eyes would follow me Although not perfect, who of us could be? You always left me smiling, you always lent an ear Chronicle of a Superhero I may speak again, but now you will never hear

by Clayton Powers both with his knack for telekinetic for this film. The technique fulfills I feel as if my love was never confessed tricks. Throughout the course of its namesake by recording the re- You left a dark world, undeniably distressed the movie, we see their powers af- markable transformation of three My face you couldn't see as the light drew near Life as a teenager is hard: surviv- fect each of them differently. While average Joes into mental macho I couldn't hold you close, I couldn't calm your fear ing school, dating, and college and Matt opt to lay down men, but it also serves to explore applications. Sometimes it feels ground rules that will guarantee the human desire to know, and to Tears force my eyes open, yet images run free like superpowers are required just things will not get out of hand, An- be known by, others. Me laying by your side, you looking down at me to make it through the day. For drew’s lust for power grows to the Andrew’s camera is always on, Repeating words I wish were true as you lay down your head Andrew Detmer (Dane De- point of megalomania, endangering always watching, throughout the Collapsing on your body; screaming, knowing you are dead Haan), the typical angst of high the only relationships that have mundaneness of everyday life. He school is the least of his worries. ever meant anything to him. wants to be known, to share his Yet these images are false, I was not there that night His mother is dying, and his Chronicle, directed by Josh Trank, life with others who, in reality, are I will not hold you once again; you've vanished from my life family has no money to pay the is ultimately about the use and distant from him. Even when his bills. On top of that, his alco- abuse of power. When we first meet isolation is broken by the experi- This news came from friendly faces, so hauntingly clear holic father is abusive, unjustly Andrew, his loner persona gains him ences he shares with Matt and The tears stained my clothes; I wish you were here blaming his wife’s illness on little sympathy from his peers. At Steve, his inability to trust drives Andrew. The teen’s sole comfort home, we see the teen beaten by his them away. In a culture dominated is his trusty video camera, which drunken father. Despite his seem- by social networking, our privacy he uses to document his own ing powerlessness, Andrew finds joy is invaded (indeed, we often invite troubled life, bullies and all. in small things, including spending it!), but many fail to find healthy But everything changes for time at his mother’s bedside, as she relationships with those who share Andrew when Matt, Andrew’s encourages him to believe in him- vicariously in their lives. popular cousin, and Steve, the self. But the world proves too much In a way, Chronicle showcases all-American quarterback, beg for his fledgling optimism, trigger- the outcome of a broken system him to record an eerie phenome- ing outbursts of pent-up emotion of relationships, given narra- non in a deserted field. When the that result in destruction and death. tive and structural cohesion trio discovers a glowing, pulsat- The film’s somewhat unique per- by a popular art form. Overall, ing crystal that is most definitely spective, a kind of modified found- the film is highly entertaining, not terrestrial, they black out. The footage approach, has the audience shaking off the chains associated next day, they have mysteriously following the action primarily from with both the “found footage” been transported above ground, Andrew’s perspective, offering in- genre and the conventional and can suddenly move objects sight into the experiences that push super hero origin flick. Its young with their minds. him over the edge by the film’s end. and relatively unknown cast is As time passes, the guys gradu- While the corrupting influence talented, the story is intriguing, ally become more comfortable with of power is clearly demonstrated and the visual effects are sensa- their superhuman talents, moving in the events of Chronicle, another tional enough to excite, but not from stopping a baseball in its force is at play. The found-footage so over-the-top that they make tracks to parking sedans in a matter approach, meaning the film clips one feel out of place. It may not of weeks. But that’s not all they can used were made to look like they be your dad’s “up, up, and away!” do. Steve learns to fly, while Matt were not shot by the director, a super hero flick, but there’s blocks sharp objects with his skin. technique often used for docu- enough of a moral tale here to Andrew, however, upstages them mentaries, is a rather natural fit provide a compelling drama. Vol. 58.18 The Bagpipe Arts: 5 Yes No

by Jamison Shimmel Worth Watching? by Greg Steele

Mid-season premiers have never been the Chelsea Handler, comedienne extraordinaire While many are used to seeing as the innocent height of television. Who even remembers and host of late night , and wholesome Donna Pinciotti from That ‘70s Show, her por- The Cape,NBC’s superhero-based mid- has always been one to push the envelope with trayal of the often amoral Chelsea Handler on the new sitcom season drama from last year? The show was her humor. This year, the mid season premier Are You There, Chelsea? has garnered both praise and con- such a flop that the final episode was only of her show, Are You There, Chelsea?, has proven demnation from a variety of different critics. Some love her wit, aired online. Or what about ABC’s Off the to be just as outrageous and entertaining as while others despise her sleaziness. Map, the Grey’s Anatomy-esque medical her stand-up material. While at times the drama that was canceled after 13 episodes? show promotes a lifestyle Christians should be Even outstanding shows, like NBC’s bibli- wary of, I would like to focus on some aspects cal drama Kings, struggle to make it after a of the show I enjoy most. mid-season start. As a result, expectations For starters, Laura Prepon's portrayal are generally pretty low for a show premier- of the central character, Chelsea, is done ing in January. incredibly well. Having watched several Despite the reputation of mid-season episodes of Chelsea Lately and a few of Han- premiers, I had high hopes for Are You dler's stand-up sets, Prepon accurately takes There, Chelsea? The show is based on a book on several of Chelsea's characteristics, such by Chelsea Handler, whose late-night talk as her tendency to pause occasionally when show on E! has gotten nothing but rave delivering a joke. Prepon is always on top of reviews. It is also Laura Prepon’s first major the script, never missing a beat. She brings role since her brilliant portrayal of Donna in an extra flair to Chelsea's character which is the late 1990s cult classic That‘ 70s Show. I necessary in order to capture the sarcastic yet looked forward to seeing Handler’s hilar- flirty essence of Ms. Handler. Prepon’s new ity on network television, and anticipated role is fun to watch because it is so differ- another witty and believable performance ent, and emphasizes her ability to play such from Prepon. I was sorely disappointed. different characters. She knows what she is The show begins with Chelsea (Prepon) doing and makes sure to deliver a great per- in jail for driving under the influence, acci- formance. Also, the show features Chelsea dentally kissing another woman in the same Handler herself in the role of her Christian holding pen before being bailed out by her sister Sloane. It's a bold move to use the ac- conservative Christian sister (Handler). This tual Handler as someone other than herself scene sets the tone for a show that is one in a show that revolves around her. However, long, awkward sex and alcohol joke. There she too does a great job at keeping the show is little attempt at character development going and providing a great deal of the jokes or even a coherent plot. Although That ‘70s that grab the attention of the audience. Show had its fair share of sex and drinking While Prepon is arguably the glue hold- jokes, Prepon’s character had a depth and ing the show together, the writing does its likability that stemmed from her compas- part at keeping the audience attentive and sion and intellectual curiosity. The same laughing throughout the episode. While a can’t be said for this show. Chelsea is a flat great deal of the comedic content deals with character who is only out to drink far too touchy topics like drunkenness and premari- much and have sex with every guy she can tal sex, the writers do a great job at keeping get her hands on. The other characters in- the dialogue playful and witty rather than volve caricatures of conservative Christians, obnoxiously overplayed and gross. The quick the contemporary Christian music move- dialogue develops out of the real Chelsea's ment, and virgins. The modern consumer- knack for being witty a majority of the time. Christian subculture does have some mate- The character development may be slow, but rial that is ripe for , but such a poorly many of today's shows take their time at constructed and completely unfunny attack developing both characters and plot. It is un- is extremely off-putting. fair to judge a show five episodes in. Give it The show finally comes out of its sex- time, at least a season, and see where it goes. and-alcohol-induced coma in the fourth Today's prime time television is filled episode, taking occasional breaks from its with several new shows every year that flop. raunchy humor to establish the likability of I believe Are You There, Chelsea? will last and a few characters. This might indicate that continue to make people laugh for seasons to the writers are attempting to invest in char- come. The level of witty banter and the depth acter development, but I have a feeling that Laura Prepon brings to her character provide their efforts are too little, too late. This show the show with the material needed to keep might be decent by the end of this season, both the network and viewers interested. but whether it’s worth the wait is doubtful.

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by Jon Casselberry Republican Party during this argue that it is because he tries ideologues, I think we had Mr. Gingrich, Mr. Santorum, primary cycle. Yes, he is the to do something that most of best start looking for a better and Mr. Paul all fail to rival Mr. I consider myself a very un- “establishment candidate.” Yes, our politicians have completely alternative. Romney in this regard. The Re- happy conservative. When I he has deep ties to our country’s rejected: he wrestles with the As for Mr. Romney’s stance publican party already made the look at the Republican Party, financial system. Yes, he showed hard issues. In struggling with on abortion, he has made it very mistake of nominating a poor I often find myself lament- no strong pro-life moorings these issues, Mr. Romney does clear (and did quite a while campaigner, Sen. John McCain, ing and questioning how it is 10 years ago and introduced a not delude himself into believ- before the election) that he has in 2008. Lets not relive that possible for a country like the statewide health care plan that ing that his vision of America been persuaded in a different mistake. United States to have a political President Obama used as a is the only legitimate one—he direction than where he once Mr. Romney is not the perfect party so incapable of producing template for his own Healthcare has shown a pragmatic willing- stood in 2002. I would rather candidate. Many voters express strong, principled, and realistic reform. Mr. Romney is a man ness to compromise to find vote for a man who has the concern over his Wall Street politicians. Moreover, while I who has made many “mistakes,” new solutions to real problems, maturity to recognize his past ties. I fail to see how he is agree with many of my peers has some significant liabilities a trait instilled by his exten- wrongs than for one who clings special in that regard — all of that President Obama is often in our current political climate, sive business experience. Mr. to old ideas. The Republican the other candidates have strong unduly villainized, I still believe and doesn’t quite capture the Romney instituted “Romney- Party should welcome these financial or ideological ties to that many of his actions have imagination of the Tea Party care” because he recognized changes for the better. Wall Street, with the excep- highlighted some of the uglier sect that fueled the energy for the growing problems in our Lastly, we ought to consider tion of Ron Paul. All of the flaws in our political system and the 2010 Republican surge. Healthcare system and tried Mr. Romney’s capability to raise candidates have their strengths those who are meant to serve us However, these ‘weaknesses’ to do something. This is more money and run a campaign and weaknesses in this election, through it. carry a reflection of some of the than can be said for many of organization — a skill that but I believe that Mr. Romney In light of this fair disclosure personal strengths and capabili- the other Republican contend- should be important to us in a displays the best understanding about my personal sentiment ties that make a cynical political ers. I believe that this prag- US presidential candidate. Mr. of his own shortcomings and towards politics, it may come spectator like myself support matism is something that the Romney is the only candidate deserves a chance in the Presi- as a surprise to many that I feel Mr. Romney. Republican Party could use who has shown a capacity for dential Election. very deeply that Mitt Romney Why has Mr. Romney made more of — If the Republican running a campaign that can be is the best candidate for the so many mistakes? I would Party is to become a party of compared to President Obama’s. Rick Santorum: Family Man

by Thomas Holcombe During his tenure in Con- an abortion question that I have cited three things that anyone ing to spend trillions of dollars gress, he had an impeccable heard in a long time, it made me — black, white, Asian, Hispan- in Obama's health-care bill, This article goes out to all of social conservative record on think long and hard about how ic, man, woman, rich or poor, what's a few hundred million you who find Mitt Romney's abortion, defending human life important social issues are in anyone — can do to consider- in abstinence programs that by flip-flop on abortion unten- at every turn. He consistently selecting a presidential candi- ably lower the risk of being all accounts would lower heath able, Newt Gingrich's maritial voted against any bill that date for office. I'll come back to mired in poverty: find a job, care costs due to decreased teen infidelity unpalatable, and included funding for abor- this issue in a moment, but let's graduate from high school, and pregnancies? Barack Obama's social liberal- tions and scientific research first continue. not have children until married. Now I know that the presi- ism unquestionable. I introduce where fertilized embryos are On marriage and the family, None of these stances involve dent is not elected to be the you to Senator Rick Santorum, destroyed. Additionally, he has Santorum is a strong proponent receiving a government check, pastor-in-chief of our country family man. sponsored or co-sponsored of marriage between a man and and all three represent core, (America is not God's special For those who are unfamiliar several alternative-to-abortion a woman. He called the Obama "American" values. child of this age), but I think with the presidential hopeful, let bills such as abstinence pro- administration's decision to I think it's safe to say that social issues should play a prom- me give you a brief background grams and programs to provide no longer support the Defense working to earn a living, receiv- inent part of one's selection of on the Republican nominee assistance to pregnant teens of Marriage Act (DOMA) as ing a basic eduction, and being a president. Our worldview, as contender. Rick Santorum is and students. a "dagger in the heart" of the financially responsible are values everyone learns during his or the son of Italian immigrant In a Republican debate this principles and values of 1777. held by the large majority of her time at Covenant, affects Aldo Santorum. Though born past summer, when asked about He also does not support a our population, so why does the our thoughts, words, and ac- in Virginia, he was raised in his stance on the prohibition of state's right to regulate mar- Obama administration deem tions. We need a president who Pennsylvania where he gradu- abortion even in cases of rape riage, saying that a state does them unworthy to promote? will defend the voiceless and ated from college in 1980. A and incest, he cited a recent Su- not have the right to do wrong. Instead of pushing job training, protect the dignity of covenantal devout Catholic and father of preme Court case that ruled that In a recent debate, Santorum Obama pushes extending unem- marriage. Senator Santorum has seven, Santorum’s social views a man could not be executed for was asked what he would do ployment benefits for 99 weeks, been a lifelong proponent of are strongly tied to his faith. raping a woman. He continued about the rising numbers of which as Newt Gingrich recent- life and deserves a serious look Santorum served in the US that if the man responsible for African Americans living in ly noted, is the time equivalent as we consider a presidential House of Representatives from the act could not be killed, why poverty. He responded with of an associate degree. In his nominee. 1991 until 1995 and then in the are we going to kill the innocent a rather unique answer that 2010 budget, President Obama US Senate for two terms from victim of the crime. Besides looked at a recent study done cut out funding for abstinence- 1995 until 2007. being one of the best answers to by the Brookings Institute. He only sex education. If we're go- Vol. 58.18 The Bagpipe Opinions: 7 Local Heroes

by Ross Thomas ers. Even though most of us are only here for four years, I think “When a man becomes a fireman it is important to make an effort his greatest act of bravery has to build relationships with the been accomplished. What he other people living on the moun- does after that is all in the line tain. This community of people is of work,” said Edward F. Cro- worth giving back to. ker, fire chief of New York, New Over ten years ago 20 students York, 1899-1911. It is easy to from Covenant College volun- see the Covenant community as teered with West Brow Fire and independent from the homes and Rescue, the local fire department. people around us. Most of the Now there are three volunteers. things that we need on a day-to- Volunteer fire fighting is one of day basis are available to us on the more noble uses of a person’s campus. time, and the vast majority of But the truth is we are not in- students are capable of join- Annie Huntington dependent from Lookout Moun- ing. I’ve tried recruiting people Ross Thomas sitting at the firefighter table at Covenant.org. tain. We depend on the people over the four years I’ve been around us to deliver food and here but normally people tell me is time for those of us with the know. fire fighter, be treated like one pump water up the mountain, as that they are too busy and don’t capability to give the same level Working with the fire depart- of their own. People who get last year’s tornadoes reminded have time to join. I’ve been at of service. ment is certainly exciting, and into firefighting for the wrong us. Those of us on the meal plan Covenant long enough to know Not all of the members of the it can be a lot of fun. There is reasons don’t last. Firefighting are dependent on Chartwells to that at least some of the students local fire department have a col- something fulfilling about being comes with a lot of benefits but prepare our food. We are de- do have the time — they just lege education, not all of them a member of such a tight group we should only serve because pendent on the power company lack the sense of responsibility. attend church, and the depart- and knowing that in a fire emer- helping people is important. to provide us with light, heat, These students are willing to let ment does not present itself as a gency, I can trust these brothers If you are interested in vol- air conditioning, and power for the members of the fire depart- Christian institution. However, with my life, just as they trust me unteering with the department our many appliances. Covenant ment risk their lives to protect it seems to me that, as a whole, with theirs. I can travel all across send me an email: ross.thomas@ College only gives an illusion of the property and lives of friends, they exemplify servant leader- the US, walk into a fire station covenant.edu. self-sufficiency to casual observ- family, and strangers alike. It ship better than most students I and after I identify myself as a Scripture & Ordination

by Philip Pugh tural level. The Apostle Paul, for of Church Order to provide for one which Mr. instance, explicitly states that this, but I cannot do so with re- Scott has failed In last week’s Bagpipe, Ben women are not to be ordained spect to the teaching and ruling to recognize. Scott wrote what seemed to me, to teaching offices (like ruling or offices, even setting aside Paul’s I understand at least, to be a thinly-veiled teaching elder) and while it may comments on the subject. the concern critique of the way that the PCA be argued that he’s simply talk- This is not to say, though, about gifts and treats women in the church. The ing about his own age, the PCA that women can have no teach- calling, but I argument, such as it is, is that is still bound by what Scripture ing role in the church. I think, do not believe there are precious few roles that allows. As a broadly confessional indeed, that we need women that God women are allowed to play in reformed denomination, the doing theology and teaching it in calls women PCA churches and therefore PCA must not go beyond what seminaries, and even at Chris- to exercise they should be expanded. To Scripture allows in its definitions tian colleges such as Covenant. these church some degree, I am sympathetic of the qualifications for church I heartily concur with Mr. Scott offices, given Oregonlive.com with this line of thought and offices. that women ought to pursue the witness of have even gone so far as to admit I realize that this is not a ter- theology academically, but this Scripture on the that women ought to be or- ribly popular position in today’s is because Scriptural warrant is matter. As I said before, women devotional and theological works, dained as deacons (this appears society, but I do not believe not necessary for the appoint- with these gifts can and should and teaching in our seminaries Scriptural, after all). that there is sufficient warrant ment of professors as it is for the exercise them in other settings and colleges. Let us not forget However, Mr. Scott has gone in Scripture for of ordination of Elders and Dea- — but I think that Scripture the distinction between what is further, I think. He maintains ordaining women to teaching of- cons. Covenant College is not a is indeed clear that ordination acceptable for church office and that Biblically-literate women fices. I think that such warrant is church and the theology profes- and teaching roles within the what is appropriate outside that ought to have a teaching, maybe present in the case of ordaining sors are not (necessarily) church church are out of the question. context. even a preaching role. This, I deaconesses, and I would sup- officers. This is, I think, a crucial That said, I think that we need think, is problematic on a Scrip- port the amending of the Book distinction in this discussion, and women doing theology, writing

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Naomi Belz Time for Baseball by John Drexler the season strong. Smith’s ap- a 4-4 with a walk. Freshman teams. Witt and Rollins provide a provide a competitive edge in proach is at its best when he K.C. Simons also gave the team huge offensive spark as well. Rol- places where the Scots have been Although the weather may try makes it simple for himself: “I a boost, battling 4 tough at-bats lins went on, “Leadership on the weak before. to say otherwise, baseball is just think a lot about making for a hit and a walk. team has changed over the years The competitiveness in these back! The Scots came out of the sure I throw strikes and try not Rollins commented on the for the baseball team from guys guys also pushes the older play- gates strong with stellar play to do too much besides that. teams offensive production com- who were used to losing to now ers to fight for their positions from some of our star seniors. Once I get out to the field and pared to last year, “It is hard to a team that no longer accepts and work even harder for the Although the Scots played well, start my routine it’s business as replace bats like Taylor Oldham losing. This mentality has been already thriving team. It’ll be they ended up losing 8-5 to usual,” said Smith. and Harrison Fisher, but our helped by a competitive freshmen exciting to see what comes of the Oglethorpe University. It takes time to rebuild the young offense did a great job of class who shows a bright future rest of the season. Perennial stud and opening endurance to pitch a 100-pitch creating chances with 10 hits and for Covenant baseball.” The Scots have lost the Re- pitcher Tyler Smith pitched game, so Smith took the bench drawing 7 walks. Either way, it’s This freshmen class bears a gional Championship two years four innings, allowing only one after four knock-out innings. He still hard to win a game when our heavy burden for the coming in a row, but are hoping to take hit. Smith is no stranger to the assured his fans that they can team strands 14 men on base.” years, losing so many seniors the championship this year. If mound, leading the team to expect 100-pitch games after a Strong senior leadership drives after this season. But Coach they do, they will head to the heaps of wins in the last few few outings. the team. There is no question Doug Simons and the seniors national tournament in Ohio, seasons as well as playing ball in Sterling Witt cashed in four about it. Smith and Demarius on the team swear by the new which would be a fitting reward a competitive summer league. So RBIs, scoring all but one run for Johnson are phenomenal pitch- recruitment. K.C. Simons, Scott for the hard work of this year’s it’s no surprise that he started the Scots. James Rollins batted ers, both scouted by major league Gillespie, and Will Cleland all senior class.

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