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THE TEESDALE MERCURY—WEDNESDAY, JULY 20, 1910. [AM. Ki*i say Tm pretty bad, Lydia; but I like TOU OUR SHORT STORY. you know. Let's shake hands and part:„ WHO'S WHO—AND WHY. TEA TABLE TALK. HUMOUR OF THE WEEK. friends." Lady Lydia gave him a dainty curtsey in • A clever Danish lady, Fran Agnete von A HOST IN HIMSELF. stead of her hand. LORD WARDEN OP THE STANNARIES. LADY LYDIA. "You are quite right," she said. "I don't Lord Balfour of Burleigh, who has been Bauditz, has lately passed an examination in Asked if he wanted to call any witnesses, a care two -straws for you! Good-bye. By appointed Lord Warden of the Stannaries Copenhagen that entitles her to act as a Kingston defendant said: "I conld bring ship's captain. So good was ber work that BY OWEN OLIVER. the way "—-she looked over her shouldei in the Council of the Prince of Wales, is hundreds if I like, but I am quite enough." from the door—"don't you think you'c1 ninth baron of a creation which is over 300 the judges marked her paper "excellent." better apologise to my husband? He's so years old. The first Lord Balfour of Bur She has now obtained a concession from the There wu only one drawback to Lady much bigger than you! . What did yot leigh was -created in 1607, but the title fell Danish authorities to pilot mail steamers to LOOKING rOEWAED. Lydia, society said — her own exclusive say? Nothing? Good-bye." into abeyance in 1715, when Robert, Lord Ise Fjord. Old Gent (proposing health of happy pair CHAPTI Society. The drawback was her husband. And then her skirts rustled down the pa^ BalfouT, was attainted for taking part in * * * at the wedding breakfast): "And as for the His name was Brown, and he was the only sago; and Graham laughed a laugh that w«s the rebellion of that year. This Robert had For years past the Countess of Warwick bridegroom, I can speak with still more con PKEI'AEIVl son of old Bill Brown, the millionaire. not exactly laughter. a curious history, for in 1709 he was tried has taken a practical interest in all matters fidence of him, for I was present at his Brown pere had made his money by soap for the murder of a schoolmaster and sen social, political, and industrial connected gevmour was not He went the next afternoon. He had beer: christening, I was present at the banquet „, 'ipated. Only and brains. Brown his had inherited the playing tennis with Brown all the morning, tenced to be beheaded, but managed to with her own sex, yet it is only since 1897 given in honour of his coming of age, I am ic money without the brains, and the money escape from prison dressed in his sister's '•f.ised before a cab I and when they had finished, and were putt that she has been prominently before the present here to-day, and I trust, I may be la clothes. The attainder was removed in 18G0 f Clgrave-Square, fj had been made too late to bring him up as a ing on their jackets, and mopping their fore public as advocating the cry of "back to the spared to be present at his funeral." (Sen in favour of the present peer. Lord Balfour For a half centur J°H man guised as • | "gentleman." It was not merely that he heads, he spoke to him. land" for women as well as for men. sation.) had missed the civilising influences of a of Burleigh's official experience has been * * * its use and fame haveN ^rticularly original ''I say, old chap." he saiti awkwardly, extensive. He was Parliamentary Secretary • Lrved the purpose public school and a university. He had "your wife—spoke to me. She is such a Miss Margaret Cook, the world's only been extending. Now miUionsX to the Board of Trade some 20 years ago, WHAT'S IN A NAME? J He wore a actually taken part in his father's business charming woman that a fellow can't help en "book-surgeon," is nineteen ye. s of age, ' use it. For it shines brightest, and\ for four years. lie had even been known was Secretary for Scotland from 1895 till hi h ls joying her company. I am afraid I imposed and studied artistic bookbinding when still a Judge Smyly, K.C., asked a plaintiff at fit shines longest. It is easily put an\ ido"»««, to allude to the fact. So he was clearly an 1903, and has been chairman of many Royal 'and it cannot rub off. The clothing i l \ r ' a little on her good-nature, and, of course, child. She has for the past year held the the Shoreditch Countv-court: "What is the s *hroidered with queer] outsider. Commissions. Further, he has been a Lord- position of "book-surgeon" in the Astor defendant?" [not soiled, while the shoes are softened! people might misunderstand, as you told in-Waiting and a Lord Rector of Edinburgh »kis bead was a black" Lady Lydia, who said very hard things in her: but you wouldn't, of course. Anyhow, Library in New York, her duties being to re Plaintiff: "He's had eleven addresses in as and preserved by its use. • very soft voice, called him -her dancing University, while he has also acted as chair pair all torn leaves and damaged covers of IKS* you'll take my word that—that you aud I many months, so I should call him a grass Especially is it appreciated for ladies'j ^ fe illusion, bear. The name stuck to him. man of Committees of the House of Lords. volumes which are used by the public. Miss e can be friends. I'd like to." Lord Balfour of Burleigh is a Free Trade hopper, but he describes himself as a finan and children's shoes, which it keeps in pei "•cpytnour stood still The women spoke of him with more "So would I," said Brown. Cook's salary is £3M a year. cial expert, and I believe him." \ feet condition. malice. "He's a bear that won't dance!" Unionist, and he was one of the peers who Ifumb'led about as if The t'vo men shook hands firmly. * * * * Lady Kitty Spreighton protested, making opposed the rejection of the Budget by the Kjighv. effectively dis ***** House of Lords. At Sandringham Queen Alexandra has one Maae only by k»Sie forward and p| wicked eyes over her fan. He was, indeed, •WHAT LANGUAGE ? S.C, L. Hauthaway & Sons, t nc. > There was a good deal of talk over Gra or two uncommon little garden plots. In one J? it's all right," 1 densely stupid at the groat social game of "There was a young fellow there who said BOSTON, MASS., U. S. A. flirtation. His wife was "all the women," ham's sudden departure. Tho general she grows nothing but South African plants. ibeen talking it over A FRIEND OF KING EDWARD. These were presented to her Majesty by her he was deaf and dumb," remarked a witness Agent, for United Kingdom • jjd not think it won so far as he was concerned, and he saw no opinion was that Lady Lydia had perceived _ JOHS S. DEED A BOSS, LtA^ at Clerkenwell County-court. thing wrong in anything that she did—not that things were going too far. and had dis One of the friends of the late King friends among the officers who served in the London, England. hou here for a sec even in her flirtations. missed him without compunction. "Lydia is Edward's early manhood was the Earl of Boer War. They, knowing her interest in Judge Edge: "That is rather curious." li.ve to be very ear perfectly heartless," Carthwaite told his these veldt blossoms, either sent or brought how much Anstruth Lady Lydia did not parade her genius for Mount Edgcumbe, who has been appointed ot 16 home with them lovely specimens of the pure h»ve g *° t* hack flirtations, and a cleverer man than her hus younger sister, "and cared no more for him Keeper of the Privy Seal to his late white rose of the country, the delicate lilies, HE GUESSED. « to the contrary] band might have overlooked it. Such men than she does for anyone elee." His younger Majesty's grandson, the Prince of Wales. n0 and other flowers which bloom out there, but Whilst walking along a quiet by-street an ••I did not quite <j bad overlooked it, to their cost. She never sister cried. She was seventeen and soft When King Edward was first emancipated which now flourish hardily in the Norfolk elderly gentleman had his eyes suddenly fviriour said. "Wr lifted an eye or made an effort to attract a and blue-eyed, and Graham had talked to from parental control, Lord Mount F.dg- HUNTING THE BLUEBOTTLE. soil to which they have been transplanted. covered by someone behind, who playfully he is wearing? man. She just sat still and waited, looking her whenever he wasn't occupied with Lady cumbc, who was then Lord Vallctort, and a said, "Who is it? Guess." He went on gigby proceeded scornfully lovely. She knew that the moths Lydia or Lady Lydia's husband. He saw few years older than the Prince, was chosen * * * Organised by Mr. Alfred Mattison, the ( • rigged out in a would come to the candle, and they came.