Turn Up the The It's Not 68° Air Conditioning CALIFORNIA In Here Volume LXXV Pasadena, California, Friday, November 9, 1973 Number 8 Harold Brown Football Beats La Verne; Visit Speeds Winning Season Of 3-3 Quorum-Hunters Caltech came from behind last Nelson threw a quick pass down by Philip Massey Friday to beat the La Verne JV's the middle to John Steubs, who· "Where is everybody?" asked 19-13. This created the best brought it into the end zone. Johnson last Sunday afternoon. season record since 1957: 3-3. Steve Pohorsky connected on the The ASCIT secretary smiled, Tech was behind 13-0, with PAT and brought the score to thinking of the Ay lab waiting to seconds remaining in the first 13-13. be written up. "Well, wherever half when quarterback Norm The next time Tech got the they are, they aren't here," he Nelson hit on a 65-yard ball, they began a 62-yard drive answered, trying to look disap­ touchdown strike to Greg toward the goal line. Important pointed and failing. At this point Hoit. The PAT failed to connect, plays included: a 27-yard run by in the continuum, Dr. Harold but the deficit had been nar­ Greg Hoit from the 42 to the 15 Brown walked in. "Say, isn't that rowed to 13-6. Tech went into on second down and sixteen to Dr. Harold Brown?" the secre­ the locker room with heads held go, and a 14-yard pass from tary thought. "Ohmygod," John­ high. Nelson to Neal Askew from the son muttered. "Well, I see I'm The second half began with a 18 to the 4 on a third and not late," Dr. Brown ad-libbed. Bruce. Harrow interception that thirteen play. John Morton "I figured the afternoon was was returned 24 yards to the La bulled his way over from the OIle wasted anyway, so I might as TECH TROLLS contact Basadena Fire Department (BFD) in effort to save Ambeastador from ravaging bonfire. Photo by Sheehan. Verne 14. On the next play, with three minutes left in the well come this week rather than quarter. next." He added that he could Things went back and forth come next week, since he knew across the field for the rest of people had midterms. Johnson Service League Holds Parents' Day the game. The only scare gener­ apparently either didn't know ated by La Verne came when about midterms, or in any event, by David Callaway treats will be furnished again this Nelson was intercepted. The ball did not want to be daunted in The Caltech Service League equIpment, furnishings for the year for those who remain in the was run back into the Tech goal, displaying a BOD meeting. "Oh­ has planned the annual Freshman convalescent room at the Health student houses over the holidays. but a La Verne player had mygosh," he continued, running Parents' Day for Saturday, Center, as well as financial The Caltech Service League clipped at the three-yard line, outside. "Peisner! PEISNER!" he November 10, at the Athenaeum assistance for the Band, Glee consists of faculty wives, mothers and the ball was brought back to yelled up at the N.W. corner of on the Caltech campus. The Club, YMCA, ASCIT, and the of students, and other interested the 18. The Beavers held them Page, where Peisner lived last day long program will begin at Child Care Center. The League persons. The purpose of the there. year. "Peisner!" he continued. A 9:30 with coffee and registration. sponsors a "Well-Baby" confer­ Service League, according to Mrs. The season was excellent. As a sudden pause ensued. From 10:00 to 12:00 there will ence for children of students and Richard Dean (Vice-president of team, the Beavers olitscored their "Say, does he still live there?" be a panel discussion chaired by also assists in individual emer- the Service League), is to do opponents 116-79. The 116 "No." "Oh ...." Massey wan­ Dean Wood in the Hall of the gencies. Thanksgiving turkeys and what can be done for the grads point output was 50% more than dered off to try to find Wakai or Associates by selected faculty Christmas boxes of homemade and undergrads at Caltech. the output in the last two years Manis. Passing by Peisner's door members and others directly ------combined. Tech had 358 yards a few moments later he heard a concerned with freshman stu- Sit Down For Nixon rushing and 618 yards passing for now familiar voice. "How about dents, including Dr. James Mor­ a total offense of 976 yards. COleman? Coleman! Does Cole­ gan, Dr. Andrew Ingersoll, and John Morton was the leading man have a phone?" Massey Mark Johnson. Parents will be Better President Than • • • ground-gainer with a total of 164 decided to go back towards guests of the Service League for by SMC Sweeney commie McGovern who would yards. Neal Askew had the Ruddock and his Ay lab. Unfor­ lunch, after which student guides Last week, the Tech asked all have brought our boys home on greatest average per carry (4.8, or tunately, he ran into Coleman. will conduct tours of the cam­ loyal Americans to Stand Up for their knees instead of their feet. 27-129). Norm Nelson was, of "Did he ..." "Yeah. He dragged pus. The day will conclude with Nixon. And in a deafening 2) Would you rather have Walter course, the leading passer (36 of a girl out of her midterm to tea on the Athenaeum Patio. response, eight Techers took to Cronkite? 3) Washington is farther 95 for 525 yards and 12 TD's). answer the phone ..." Guests will be greeted by Mrs. their feet for the sake of Our from here than San Clemente. John Steubs caught 15 passes, Meanwhile, back at the BOD, Charles Beatty, League President, President. Sixteen (count 'em) 4) Being President keeps him off and Greg Hoit had 306 yards on a quorum was rapidly developing. and Mrs. Kermit Jacobson, chair­ separate reasons were received, the streets. 5) Cute nose-easily 12 completions. Hoit was also Peisner came in, armed with man of the event. and since they're all so good, the caricatured. 6) Protect our the leading scorer, with eight camera and accessories, followed In addition to sponsoring Tech has decided to print the Continued on Page Three touchdowns. by Coleman. Eventually, five­ Parents' Day, the League contri­ entire bunch. Sixths of a quorum was present. butes funds to proVide for special The most reasons came from Dr. Brown spent the time talking needs. These have included Rob Olshan of Fleming House, Bev in Concert about the energy problem, which pianos and appliances for student who supports Nixon because Continued on Page Two - houses, darkroom and gameroom 1) He's better than that yellow News Briefs Can You Wipe Out the Fedeq Federation? The Caltech chapter of is alive and well and living in the been made available at Caltech's Spartan and the Amateur parking lot behind Steele, and a mutual ticket agency for the Gamer's Association will meet lot of people are needed to L.A. Philharmonic's first Cele­ this Saturday at 1121 E. recycle paper on Saturday, brity Pops of the season on Constance at 7:30 p.m. The November 10, at 10 a.m. The Saturday, November 10 at 8:30 meeting will be an Avalon Hill pay is $2/hour, and lunch is p.m. Pianist Vladimir Ashkenazy face-to-face get-together, prob­ provided. will perform Mozart's "Elvira ably with Diplomacy thrown in. Madigan" concerto with Zubin. The third and fourth meetings Fall Conditioning Mehta and the L.A. Philhar­ this month (if you missed last For Track monic. The Orchestra plays bril­ week's, too bad) will be held in A general weight training and liant dance music by Copland, Dabney Lounge, both at 7:30 conditioning program outline for Falla, Strauss, Offenbach and p.m. The November 17 (that's track will be made available to others, all in the Music Center's Interhouse) meeting will be a all students. Any student who Dorothy Chandler Pavilion. For naval game, and the November is considering coming out for information, call 626-7211. 24 meeting an aerial engagement. varsity track, Interhouse compe­ The Shadow tition, or who is simply desirous Moves West ID Cards Rotting of improving his fitness is Caltech's answer to a literary­ In Registrar's Office encouraged to meet with Coach art anthology is still collecting Pick them up before they turn Leroy Neal as soon as possible. short stories, poetry, photo­ into penicillin. graphs, .and what-have-yous for a First Discount Tickets Fall's Totem. Items can be sub­ Recycling Center Offered at Philharmonic mitted to Philip Massey (Rud­ Pay~ For Help In a nearly unprecedented BEV SPALDING gave a concert in Winnett Lounge last Friday. Her music dock), or left with Flora in was nice. Photo by John Middlebrooks The Caltech Recycling Center move, $2 student tickets have Winnett. Page Two THE CALIFORNIA TECH Friday, November 9, 1973 having it raised in the middle of a lost valley in Ethiopia by a Bylaws Amendments group of dwarves (who try to pretend that they're apes, of Big T Assessment Increase Proposed course). The experiment is some­ thing of a notable failure,{unless by Gavin Claypool Big T available to all under­ ments paid toward that year's Burroughs was lying to us and Two propositions developed graduates shall be eight (8) book. Tarzan really went around raping by the ASCII Excom will be dollars payable on the days of Jane and practically anything else considered by the Board of registration at the rate of three PROPOSITION 2 that moved) and Ras, in the end, Directors Sunday as the first step (3) dollars first term and two Change Article XV kills the madman who created in the restructuring of ASCIT. and one half (2.50) dollars from: him. One proposes an increase in second and third terms. An A. THE CALIFORNIA TECH Perhaps Farmer's strangest the assessment on The Big T; the undergraduate withdrawing treatment is found in A Feast other is a complete revision of before the end of third term may Section 1. NAME. The official Unknown (Essex House, 0121, the article on publications. If the either receive a refund for newspaper of the corporation $1.95) and its double sequel, BOD approves them, they will go installments paid on the sub­ shall be the California Tech. Lord of the Trees and The Mad to corporation members for a scription, or, on written request BOOKS Goblin (Ace, 51375, $.75). A vote within fifteen days, prob­ to the Business Manager of the Section 2. POLICY. The Editor Philip Jose Farmer has what is Feast Unknown written on con­ ably on November 20. Big T, complete payments for and Business Manager of the undoubtedly the largest super­ tract for Essex House (Purveyers A two-thirds vote is required the remainder of the academic California Tech shall be solely hero complex in the whole realm of Porno to Millions) is by far to pass either proposition. While year and receive a copy of the responsible to the Board of of science-fiction. He doesn't the filthiest sci-fi book ever; yet there are many minor changes The prerequisite for Directors for the success of that seem to feel at home in a novel its plot line was so fascinating Big T. involved, the important ones are exemption from this payment publication. The Board of Direc­ unless his protagonist is able to that it engendered a very straight summarized below: shall be a written recommenda­ tors may make recommendations outthink, outwork, outfight, and Ace double. Proposition I tion from the Dean. to the Editor or Business outscrew everyone else. Age Before Beauty 1) Increase in assessment from Manager in regard to policy or This is most evident when one The plot of these three stories $8 to $12. to: fmances. Printing contracts for considers Farmer's fIxation with is based on a 40,000-year-old 2) Clarification of refund Section 7. Each corporation the California Tech must be the character of Tarzan. His conspiracy. Sometime in the old policy, and removal of Dean's member will be assessed twelve approved by the Board of writings about the jungle lord stone age an immortality serum permission requirement. dollars ($12) for The Big T, Directors before they are have varied from pure pseudo­ (sound familiar?) was discovered. Proposition 2 payable on the days of registra­ awarded. The Board of Directors biography as in Tarzan Alive to THE NINE control this formula 1) The separate sections in the tion at the rate of four dollars shall be ultimately responsible the sado-masochistic pornography for their own benefit, and current bylaws have been com­ ($4) per term. A member for the circulation and finances of A Feast Unknown. through the ages they have bined, since they are very similar. withdrawing before the end of of the California Tech. A typically Farmerish treat­ gathered so much wealth and 2) Business managers do not third term may either receive a ment is found in Time's Last power that they secretly control have to deposit all funds in a refund for installments paid, or Section 3. FINANCES. The Gift (Ballantine Books, 02468, most of the earth. XauXau, one bank (which made petty cash complete the payments and Business Manager of the $.95). The hero is John Gribard­ of THE NINE kicks off after a technically illegal). receive an annual. Before the end California Tech shall be respon­ son (Tarzan), who leads-an mere 10,000 years, and Lord 3) Editorial salaries are of third term, a member who sible for all. funds belonging to expedition of anthropologists Grandith (Tarzan) and Doc Cali­ increased. does not wish to receive a copy the California Tech and shall from 2070 A.D. back to 12,000 ban (Doc Savage, of course) are 4) Percentage of commission may, upon written request to the deposit all funds received in said B.C. (You Burroughphiles will offered XauXau's place. It is a for The Big Ts business manager business manager of bank as approved by the Board undoubtedly remember the dying fight to the death, winner take The Big T, is increased. receive a refund of any install- of Directors. He shall account for shaman who gave Tarzan the all. (Incidentally, the two are 5) Totem is recognized in the all receipts and expenditures in a immortality potion in the fifth half-brothers. Their common bylaws. . manner recommended by the (or was it the sixth?) book of father was Jack the Ripper.) 6) The duties of the Publica­ Brown & BOD Treasurer of the corporation. He the Tarzan series). He manages to After an altogether excessive tions Darkroom Chairman are Continu~ed from Page One Continued on Page Six kill a few cave bears, mammoths, number of murders, rapes, disem­ enumerated and a salary is was certainly more interesting and a not inconsiderable number bowelments, and gross paleolithic established. than what followed. "Are there of stone age warriors (all in the ceremonies (our distant ancestors The Te·ell 7) The sections on appoint­ enough people here yet?" Dr. CALIFORNIA •. • line of duty, of course) with were definitely not civilized). Friday, November 9, 1973· . ments have been deleted, since Brown asked. "Wakai is coming­ considerable ease, becomes Grandrith and Caliban get to­ Volume LXXV Number 8 they are currently in Resolution I don't understand what's keep­ leader-in-all-but-name of a tribe gether and decide to destroy Published weekly except durfng V, and will very likely become ing him. I mean, I got him out vacation and examination periods of Magdalenian hunters, and at THE NINE. part of the bylaws through of bed," Johnson replied. by the Associated Students of the the end of the novel, decides to They partially succeed in the another proposal being prepared. When Wakai did wander in, California Institute of Technology, forego returning to 2070 in favor two following books. Lord of the Inc. The opinions expressed in all Text of Propositons the BOD did various woundrous of bumming around the globe for Trees centers around Tarzan's articles herein are strictly those of Following is the text of the things. The minutes were ap­ the authors and do not necessarily the next 14,000 years. capture by his enemies and his Excom proposal. Please note that proved ("May the chair entertain reflect those of the editors or of Lyons and Tygers? subsequent escape, while The the actual text will not be final a motion to approve the min­ the corporation. All rights In Lord Tyger (Signet S.F., Mad Goblin centers around Doc reserved. until BOD approval is obtained. utes?" "What did Johnson just Q5096, $.95), Farmer takes a Caliban's attempt to destroy say?") Kieckhefer and Anderson Editors-in-Chief Gavin D. Claypool somewhat different view. He Iwaldi, a renegade member of PROPOSITION 1 were appointed Big T editor and · Eric H. Eichorn postulates a mad South African THE NINE. Both books conclude Change Article XIII, Section business manager, and the stu­ · Dennis L. Mallonee billionaire who tries to prove with a rousing battle between the Associate Edi~or Peter W. Beckman from: that Tarzan could have existed forces of good (yay!) and evil dent shop got a bunch of money. Entertainment Editor Marc Donner Section 7. BIG T ASSESSMENT. by kidnapping a noble-born (boo!) at Stonehenge. The next meeting will be 3 Features Editor SMC Sweeney A special assessment to make the p.m. this Sunday. Photo Editor Ray Feeney English baby (Ras Tyger) and Continued onPage Three Sports Editor Bob Kieckhefer "FRANKLY SPEAKING" by PhillTank Staff David Callaway, JoAnne DeBenedittis, Tim Groat, Patti Horne, Melody Howe, Karl Kuhlmann, Phil Mas­ sey, Ryn Miake, Bill O'Meara, Alan Silverstein, Nick Smith, How­ ard Zebker.

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From the first time one sees an idea without a plot, a theme or hears an ad for MGM's new without a story, of being a sci-fi flick, Westwoi'ld, one can parable without a point. If you foretell the outcome. As a sort miss it in this release, fear not: it of adults-only Disneyland, West­ will grace the boob tube soon world offers the vacationer all of enough. -PMN the bad guys in black hats he can do in with a Colt .45 (including realistic blood) and all of the Child Auction women he can seduce (the PG rating rendered the realism of The Child Development Cen­ those scenes undecidable) for a ter for Caltech Families will mere kilobuck a day. present its third annual benefit One's intuition about the art auction on Friday, Nov. 16. outcome proves as unfailing as In addition to invited guests, the BEST BUY ~TC-121A getting computerized junk mail. public is welcome. Picasso, Chag­ Stereo cassette deck with With surprizingly little subtlety, all, Miro, Buffet and other automatic shut-off, tape the robot players turn on their famous artists will be represented select switch and walnut human guests and manage to kill in a wide selection of paintings base. off all but the hero (Richard and graphics-many moderately NOW Benjamin). Shades of R. U.R. and priced. IN every robot story (except Isaac The event, for which a $1.50 STOCK Asimov's) since! donation will be requested, will AT ONLY $11495 Like many of writer-director be held in Dabney Lounge on Micheal Crichton's previous the campus of the California works, Westworld has an interest­ Institute of Technology in Pasa­ ing premise, a fair amount of dena. The evening will begin with (rt EPI technical realism, and a progres­ a champagne reception at 7:00 Consumer best rated EPI sively weakening story line. His p.m. allowing guests a preview of Speakers. Fantastic sound robots have no particular moti­ the fine pieces of art and in a super small enclosure. vation for turning on the hu­ sculpture. The auction will start Compare them to speakers mans, they just do so because promptly at 8:30. A highlight twice the size. that is the way any robot story will be the raffle of an expensive MODEL EPI 50 must end-consult section 552b piece of art. ONLY of the Science Fiction Code. His The Center, located at 293 hero has no particular reason for So. Chester Ave. Pasadena pro­ being the only human left alive vides an enriched program for $55 at the end-unless it is Section preschool children strengthening 552c. motor skills, language, social and Not even the acting can save emotional relationships and cre­ ~I.IflL Crichton's sagging story. Yul ativity. Sponsored by the Caltech C1~ sourollESERRCH LIlIIJ Brenner's robot gunslinger and Women's Club, the Center is Richard Benjamin's hero, his first professionally managed by James MFG'S LIST non-creep role in films, lend Gardner Child Development Cen­ $438.45 some skill to what otherwise ters, Inc. and provides a valuable might have been a rather artless service to parents and children of affair. the Caltech and J.P.L. com­ NOW ONLY Westworld suffers from having munities. Why go to China Town 5329 When we are so close! Designed in the Citation tradition! Harman/Kardon's 50+ Multichannel 50 watt AM/FM Stereo Receiver has quad capability and loaded with Harmon/Kardon quality features. We're teaming it with a Garrard 40B automatic Turntable with base and Pickering cartridge and four SRL 42 8" two-way speakers.

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NIVE'RSITYSTE'itE Coupon Expires Nuvember 16, 1973 Friday, November 9, 1973 THE CALIFORNIA TECH Page Five wiIl be a dinner break, after which she wiIl resume with a performance of the Variations on .. the piano. This extraordinary concert will begin at 6:30 p.m. audience instead of the regular 8 p.m. curtain. Dinner will be from 8 to 9:15 in the Athenaeum (one doesn't have to eat there, but a special rate is being offered). After the concert, you'll be able to have a fine time visiting by Marc Donner up-and-coming comedian from Interhouse, which happens to Arlo Guthrie, folksinger and New York who has appeared on coincide. See Pegasus. composer, will be appearing several major television talk Saturday, November 17 in shows in the past few years. by Etaoin Shroedlu Bridges Auditorium at Clare­ Appearing with Kaplan will be The,Critiad Ear at the Ahmanson and the mont. Famous for his "Alice's Redwood, described as a talented Cyrano de Bergerac, the story strung-out husband in the movie Restaurant" song and the movie group that stimulates enthusiasm. of a seventeenth century French Petulia brought power and feeling of the same name, he has been Even closer to Tech (at, in cavalier and individualist, is an to the part of Cyrano, a proud, playing professionally since 1966. fact)-Laurindo Almeida will be impressive outpouring of roman­ brilliant, self-conscious character The performance starts at 8:15 performing tomorrow night with ticism, but it is also more. The possessed of authenticity before p.m. and tickets are available the Laurindo Almeida Quartet in title character and hero lives his there were any existentialists to through Ticketron, Mutual, and Beckman Auditorium at 8 p.m. own life, beholden to no one and think up the term. Cyrano knew Liberty agencies. For information With Laurindo on the guitar, Bud afraid of no one, heroric enough how to value romanticism, and can (714) 626-4523. Shank alternating between saxo­ to take on a hundred men alone Chamberlain did a good job of Woodstock is coming to the phone and flute, Ray Brown at in swordplay-and win, poet showing the sides of the char­ Plaza Theater in Westwood for a the bass and Chuck Flores with enough to compose an extem­ acter. He was awarded a standing three-times-only run to kick off the percussions, this virtuosic pore ballade while fighting a duel ovation by much of the audience and bring the one to an end at at the curtain. the Plaza's new series of rock group can be expected to charm Jim Post...... Rattlesnake the successful completion of the Blue Cucumber flicks. Screenings will be at this audience as they have so Fantasy 9425 other; orator enough enough to The rest of the casting was midnight tonight and tomorrow many others before. Almeida is a Jim Post has a new album on woo and win the most beautiful less satisfactory. Joan Van Ark night, with a special showing recognised guitar virtuoso, both the Fantasy label, his third, and and intellectual woman in France played the part of Roxanne with tomorrow at 11 a.m. All tickets classical and jazz, while the other his sound is moving out into the (at least so the characters agree). so much blond featherheadedness will be $1.50. For more infor­ members of his quartet are world. He's known around Fan­ But Edmond Rostand's famed that one mistook Roxanne's mation call 933-0596. suitably spangled with Grammy tasy records by the title: "House play, running at the Ahmanson insistence on soul and eloquence The Utah Symphony is in awards and magnificent artistic Crazy," but he just says he's Theatre until the 24th of Novem­ in love for mere flirtation; much town this week. Tonight they awards. The Quartet is among happy, and then goes on to will be performing a program of the best. ber, adds a strong dose of cold of the point of the play was lost demonstrate it in Rattlesnake. realism to this heroric-romantic thereby. There were some other Bach, Brahms and Shostakovitch Interhouse Night What does one do when one situation. Cyrano de Bergerac good moments contributed by in Claremont's Bridges Audi­ The acknowledged authority has a range of 3~ octaves and a torium. Curtain at 8:15. The on Bach, Rosalyn Tureck, wiIl be happens to be eqUipped with a the shy baron (Victor Garber) talent for writing and playing nose so spectacularly oversized as ana a pastry-cook-poet (Kurt symphony's permanent con­ here on Saturday, November 17 guitar? Jim Post sings most of his ductor, Maurice Abravanel, was in Beckman Auditorium. She will to render him (in his own eyes at Kasznar), but the play is over­ own songs with a reedy, yet least) a figure of complete fun in loaded with crowd scenes that on KFAC radio Monday, along be giving the American premiere melodious tenor which adds to with a program of recorded of a concert she's given only any romantic episodes with the needed some pruning, and the the wistful tone of his songs. A female sex. So Cyrano, in love play itself could have been music of the Utah Symphony. once before-in the Festival Hall lot of his songs, such as Santana They are quite excellent. of London. Mme. Tureck will be with his cousin Roxanne (the trimmed a bit more. All in Winds from this album and abovementioned woman), does all, however, Rostand and Cham­ Pasadena Area performing Bach's Goldberg Vari­ Colorado Exile from his first, are not dare to tell her his feelings. berlain between them provide Closer to home in the next ations in a remarkable form. of the type that compare the Say, Rather a Peninsula! what the audience needs for an week: Gabriel Kaplan wiIl be First she will play the Variations dirty cities to the clean country, Roxanne proceeds to fall in enjoyable night at the theater. featured by the Icehouse until on the harpsichord for ninety but Jim Post just gives us the love with a handsome young A Man of Prominence November 11. Kaplan is an consecutive minutes, then there Continued on Page Eight nobleman who has just joined Also playing at the Music iCyrano's outfit. The noble baron Center are the musical remake of happens to be a complete clod Gone With the Wind, at the with the other sex, and enlists Dorothy Chandler Pavilion, and Beckntan Auditoriunt Cyrano's aid to woo the demand­ previews for Brecht's Mother ingly intellectual Roxanne. In Courage one of the finest of this effort they are successful, modern plays, at the Mark Taper Last Chance!!! Saturday, November 17 after an obligatory balcony Forum; its regular run is from scene, and some sideplay in November 1 to December 16. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY! at thi·UNUSUAL time which Cyrano diverts the villain The rest of the Ahmanson Saturday, November 10 - 8:00 p.m. from his designs on Roxanne. season for this school year of 6:30 p.m. Roxanne and her baron are features Barbara Bel Geddes in married, the villain orders his Jean Kerr's Finishing Touches, troops to the front, and Christian Sarah Miles and Richard Thomas· Bach's Foremost is killed there, before Roxanne in Shaw's Saint Joan, starting at Keyboard Interpreter! actually discovers what she got the end of January, and Jean LAURlnDO for a husband and is still Stapleton in Arthur Laurents' thinking him the epitome of wit The Time of the Cuckoo. The and eloquence. She goes into Shaw play may be the best of mourning and Cyrano is stuck the lot, if you can believe Sarah with the role of Friend and Miles as the Maid of France. ROSALYN Confidante, which he maintains almost to the end, trapped by his ME 100 ALmEIDA TURECK own success. Continued from Page Three The part of Cyranols often Further information can be refferred to as an actor's dream, had by calling James Hen3ry or SPECIAL TICKET PRICES FOR THE CALTECH and Richard Chamberlain pro­ John Batchelder and x1509, FAMILY: $5.40 - $4.50 - $3.60 will play vided some dreamlike moments x1831, or 793-6686. To pre­ CALTECH STUDENTS: $4.80 - $4.00 - $3.20 in the Ahmanson's production. register, sign up for ME 100, (2 per student) RUSH TICKETS 15 MINUTES BEFORE PERFORMANCE TIME IF AVAIL­ The versatile actor, who has Section 01 with F.E.C. Culick as ABLE!!! played such parts as Richa~d II instructor. Bach's GOLDBERG VARIATIONS, first on harpsichord then on piano REGAL NOTES UNDERSTAND PLAYS, NOVELS AND POEMS with supper break in between. Call FASTER WITH OUR NOTES THE CALTECH YMCA CORDIALLY INVITES campus ext. 1652 regarding special We're new and we're the bigest! Thousands of THE CALTECH COMMUNITY TO A POST­ topics reviewed for quicker understanding. 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The editor shall.. submit term and annual the first $2000 of advertising Proposition 2 shall go to the business manager and manager of the Big T shall reports to the Board of Directors sold and paid for, and a 20% Continued from Page Two and 50% to the editor(s). . be solely responsible to the on the financial condition of the commission on all additional shall submit term and annual Board of Directors for the Big T and such additional reports advertising sold and paid for; and reports to the Board of Directors Section 5. EXPENSE success of that publication. The as the Board of Directors shall after all costs and expenses of on the financial condition of the ACCOUNTS. The Board of Board of Directors may make require. At the beginning of the the Big T shall have been paid California Tech. 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An outrageous fabrication of the War of the Rose Garden. My attorneys, along with those of Mr. Shakespeare, will see you in court. -Victor Gold, Former Press Secretary to Vice President Agnew Something had to come out of Watergate that I could enjoy and .. The Tragedy of Richard ll" is it. " -John Osborne, Noted Nixon Watcher Pep up your outlook with The Tragedy of Richard II. Paradox­ ical? Maybe. This satire on the current political scene ~s plotted along the line of Shakespeare's Richard ll, a kind of formula Barbara Garson successfully used in MacBird. But if the Bard has supplied the plot, Myers has gro­ vided up-to-date punch and'in­ sightful humor. It's fresh as to­ morrow's headline, perennial as a classic, witty, clever, funny, good satire! THE TRAGEDY OF RICHARD II: Here's how. The Life and Times of Richard II Ifyou qualify, theAir ForceROTCwill give you free flying lessons. It'll be in a Cessna (1367-1400), King of England (1377­ 1399) Compared to those of Richard 150-you'restarted towards the day when you'll solo in an Air Force jet. of America in his Second Adminis­ tration, by Robert J. Myers; 128 pages; That's only one of the fringe benefits of the Air Force ROTC Program. Consider all illustrated;____M3110'1 _ this: Scholarships-6,500 of them that cover full tuition. Plus reimbursement for text­ c/o The California Tech books. Plus lab and incidental fees. Caltech 105-51 Please send me __ copies of THE Plus $100 a month, tax-free, to use as you like. TRAGEDY OF RICHARD II at $4.95 (hardbound) per copy and __ copies of the paperback ed. at $2.75 each. Interested? Contact California Institute ofTechnologY- _ My check for 5 is enclosed. Name • at_---"-795-6811 ext. 2391--'-- _ Street Get your college career off the ground in Air Force ROTC. City State_~_Zip__ l"riday, November 9, 1973 THE CALIFORNIA TECH Page Seven Section 6. APPOINTMENT. The ing year's little t. The Operating to: advertising and The Big T may receive a salary of two hundred Editor and the Business Manager Budget shall be divided as Section 1. The official publica­ enter into contracts for covers fifty dollars ($250). The business of the Big T shall be appointed follows: one hundred fifty dol­ tions of this corporation are a for a period not to exceed three . manager will receive a commis­ by the Board of Directors at the lars ($150) salary to the newspaper, The California Tech; (3) years, if the proposed sion of 15% on all advertising beginning of third term. editor(s), the remainder to be an annual, The Big T; a contract is first approved by the sold and paid for. spent on producing the little t. handbook, the little t; and a Board of Directors. C. THE LITTLE T literary-art anthology, Totem. Section 6. The Board of D.GENERAL Section 5. All commissions and Directors may, at its discretion, Section 1. NAME. The official Section 2. The editor and salaries will be paid on the honor all personal expense handbook of the corporation Section 1. COMMISSIONS. All business manager of each publica­ satisfactory perfonnance of the accounts incurred by the mem­ shall be the little t. commissions and salaries shall be tion are solely responsible to the year's work. No commissions bers of any publication staff paid on the satisfactory perfonn­ Board of Directors for its may be paid under any circum­ while in office. Section 2. POLICY. The little t ance of the year's work. No success. The Board of Directors stances until the advertising has shall be published each year by commissions shall be paid under may make recommendations to been paid for. Section 7. The editor and one or more editors and a any circumstances until the the editor of business manager in (a) The California Tech: The business manager of The business manager to be appointed advertising has been paid for. regard to policy or finances. editor(s) will receive a salary of California Tech take office at the by the Board of Directors before Printing contracts must be ap­ six hundred dollars ($600) for beginning of the corporate fiscal the end of second tenn. The Section 2. AUTHORITY. The proved by the Board of Directors the year's work. On advertising year; the editor and business editor(s) and the business Business Manager of an official before they are awarded. The sold and paid for, there will be a manager of The Big T take office manager shall be solely respon­ publication shall be the only one Board of Directors are ultimately commission of 35%; the net at the beginning of the academic sible to the Board of Directors empowered to transact business responsible for the circulation commission will be the difference year covered by their edition; the for the success of that publica­ in the name of the publication. and finances of the publications. between 35% and the total editor and business manager of tion. external discounts and commis­ the little t take office immediate­ Section 3. CONTRACTS. No Section 3. The business manager sions (if any). Should the total ly following their appointment; Section 3. PURPOSE. The pur­ contracts shall be made by the of each publication is responsible external discounts and commis­ the editor and business manager pose of the little t shall be to Business Manager of any publica­ for all funds belonging to that sions exceed 35%, the net of Totem take office the first provide the Student Body of the tion for a longer period of time publication. He may open commission will be the difference day of June. Institute a concise and infonna­ than the school year in which he accounts only with banks previ­ between 40% and the total tive manual concerning the Stu­ holds office, except that the ously approved by the Board of external discounts and commis­ Section 8. The distribution date dent Body activities and California Tech may enter into Directors. He will account for all sions. The net commission will of The Big T must be no later traditions. contracts for national advertising receipts and expenditures in a be distributed as follows: the than ten (10) days after the and the Big T may enter into manner recommended by the first eight hundred dollars ($800) beginning of first tenn the Section 4. PROFITS. The contracts for covers for a period treasurer. He will submit tenn will be guaranteed to the busi­ following year. The distribution business manager shall receive a not to exceed three (3) years, if and annual reports to the Board ness manager; of the remainder, date of the little t must be no commission of 15% on all the proposed contract is first of Directors on the financial 50% will go to the business later than the day of general advertising sold. The remaining approved by the Board of condition of that publication. He manager and 50% will go to the registration first tenn. The money shall constitute the Directors. is the only one empowered to editor(s). responsibilities of the respective Operating Budget of the follow- transact business in the name of editors tenninate after the pub­ a publication. All checks must be (b) The Big T: The editor will lication goes to press. The signed by both the editor and receive a salary of four hundred responsibilities of the respective the business manager. dollars ($400) for the year's business managers tenninate after work. He may appoint a maxi­ the distribution of the publica­ Section 4. Contracts may not be mum of four assistant editors, tion and the collection of all made by the business manager of who will receive one hundred revenues from advertising. any publication for a longer dollars ($100). The business period than the academic year in manager will receive a commis­ Section 9. Totem is to be which he holds office, except sion of 15% on all advertising published at the discretion of the that The California Tech may sold and paid for. editor. X Rated enter into contracts for national (c) the little t: The editor will Continued on Page Eight

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Both ego or his body smashed can middle of a sixteen boat race, of these schools were awful come to the Mane Regatta and but this was not too displeasing, (terrible) last year (it looks like the subsequent party November 17. Contact Paul Gazis, 133 meteorites, especially at this time Lloyd. of the year. ------CIT-UFOs Dr. Albert Hibbs, of JPL and Continued from Pag~Three Caltech, was interviewed by a More On Two people saw an orange object television station about the sight­ Continued from P~~e Seven hovering over the bridge, but this ings. He put in a few facts like Section 10. The Publications has been attributed to a weather fifteen light years and said how Darkroom Chairman is responsi­ balloon catching the sun before hard it was for scientists to ble for maintaining the publica­ the sun came over the horizon. believe in UFO's, since our tions darkroom, authoriZing persons to use the facilities, and Page Eight Friday, November 9, 1973 And of course, there are always technology denies faster-than­ light travel. He also showed fIling negatives for the use of the First Shurout In 13 Years pictures of where JPL was publications. He will receive a located and invited any UFO's to salary of One hundred fifty come down and talk. So far, dollars ($150) for the year's Water Polo Swamps Pomona, 5-0 however, he has had no takers. work. He takes office at the Are you listening up there? beginning of the academic year. by I.M. Wett though they had won the game, tankmen swim against Whittier in Nineteen-sixty was a pretty but soon their top shooters were Tournament Park. This game The Sensuous good year, even if it did occur also on the bench. should be exciting if any of Health Center If-tassi/ied AdS' I during a Republican administra­ Shutout-Saving Forehead Tech's new plays are tried. Next There will be a rap session on tion. Richard Nixon was Tech defenseman Jim Rowson Wednesday Tech plays at sex and contraceptives November TRAVEL vice-president, Vietnam was scored the final goal of the game Redlands' intimidating indoor 15 at 4 p.m. in the Health CHARTERS YEAR ROUND between its French and American later in the third quarter. immersion aquatorium. Center lounge. No more club fees! 50 Depar. occupations, and Techers were Pomona kept trying to break the tures, also NYC, Japan & Aus· snake decides that he might as getting numerous job offers in shutout during the final period, tralia. Youth Fares, too. Since well mine gold instead of coal. the government's how-did-the­ but Virgil Shields's great saves in 1959: ISTC, 323 N. Beverly Dr., Jim Post There is a lot of good guitar and Russians-ever-launch-a-sateIlite the Tech goal kept them Beverly Hills, CA 90210, (213) Continued from Page Five bass work in this song. program. And the Caltech water scoreless. 275-8180, polo team not only won the Tech's problems multiplied flavor of the countryside without Jim Post sang the gospel and ------EUROPE - ISRAEL - AFRICA league championship, but even when Tom Stoughton accidental­ making the value judgement revival trail when he was 12 and Student Flights all year round. managed to shut out Redlands ly swam into his opponent. blatant. This album, has a lot until he was 21. A couple of CONTACT: ISCA, 11687 San 5-0 in one of its contests. Unfortunately the referee more "people songs," though. songs on the album reflect this. Vicente Blvd.' No.4, Los Thirteen years and two thought Tom was swinging for Post makes one 106FaC life the Sister Liza Bookman is about a Angeles, Calif. 90049. Tel: (213) coaches' lotter, the tankmen the swimmer's head, so he was way that he makes one look at woman who taught him about 826-5669 or (714) 287-3010. turned in their next shutout with ejected from the game. He was the countryside, and still tells us life (no, not that) while he was a 5-0 win over Pomona-Pitzer. replaced by a less-experienced which is best by painting a on the trail. Silver Engine is a Christmas group flights New This victory on Wednesday gave substitute, and Pomona was given picture and having us remember tale of the last coming, compar­ York, Boston, Montreal, Washing· the water polo team a 3-4 more shooting opportunities at what happens. ing it to the arrival of a silver ton, Philadelphia. Also Tokyo, record in SCIAC competition this the expense of the weaker Payday is a "people song." It engine without tracks, taking off Europe. season. swimmer. Only Shields's 16 saves has a heavy bass and drum into the sky. This cut has a lot Exits, 9056 Santa Monica Blvd., The Bottom Is A No-No (one with his forehead, soccer­ background, but this just empha­ of fine fingerpicking, steel guitar, Los Angeles 90069. (213) Tech got off to a good start style) enabled Tech to score its sizes the remembrance of meat and good general background to 274-8742. in this game when two goals first shutout in 13 years. on the table on Friday night, the Jim's voice. The whole album is aPi.ece by Russ Desiderio and CHM 10, CIT 2 weekend off, and the way a child a good one to listen to in order APARTMENTS Howie Bubb gave Tech Ii 4-0 Last Saturday Caltech took on looks at the world of adults. to find someone who's having a first-quarter lead. Pomona almost Claremont-Mudd with the Ballad of Rattlesnake is another, good time with life. Charming * Quiet scored near the end of the predictable result: Claremont 10, telling the story of how Rattle- o -Karl Kuhlmann Beautifully furnished one bed­ quarter, but an apparent goal was Caltech 2. Desiderio scored both room, air conditioning, pool, nullified because the shooter of Tech's goals. Everybody else balcony. Adult, no pets. $170. used the bottom of the pool so watched CHM swimmers swim DICTIONARIES 66 S. Grand Oaks near Colorado & Sierra Madre Blvd. 681-9997. much that the referee noticed. past them. Well, not quite WEBSTER The second quarter was dull everybody: Rowson grabbed Library size 1973 edition, brand new, HOUSING and uninteresting except that onto them when they swam past still in box. swimmers on both teams com­ and as a result he fouled out. Cost New $45.00 Small furnished 2 bedroom house mitted many fouls. The hazards And Bob Kieckhefer spent the Will Sell for $15 with carpets and drapes. Sierra of such rough play became day mapping a fault. Deduce 10% on 0 rders of 6 or more Madre. Adults, no pets. $175. obvious early in the third quarter Caltech has three games Make Checks Payable to Available now. First and last when Desiderio fouled out. remaining on its water polo month and security deposit Pomona players reacted as schedule. Tomorrow at 10 the DICTIONARY LIQUIDATION required. 355-0069. Bite-Size Sports Menu '~:I7t~~~~a ·SERYICES tr C/O The Tech TRANSLATORS Saturday, November 10 10:00 a.m. Soccer Occidental Away Calt~ch 105-51 J} with scientific training ·required. 10:00 a.m. Water Polo Whittier Home 1! All languages and disciplines. 11 :00 a.m. Cross Cou ntry NAIA District III Championships C.O.D. orders enclose 1.00 good will Free-lance. Send. resume to Box at La Mirada Park deposit. Pay balance plus C.O.D. shipping 5456, Santa Barbara, Cal. 93108 on delivery. Be sati~;tled on inspection or Wednesday, November 14 return within 10 da\{s for full refund. 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