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Station: 3AW Date: 06/08/2009
Program: BREAKFAST Time: 07:26 AM
Compere: ROSS STEVENSON AND JOHN Summary ID: M00035661777 BURNS
Item: STEVENSON SAYS AUSTRALIAN CRICKETER BRETT LEE WILL BE ANNOUNCED AS A CUSTOMER FOR HAIR REPLACEMENT. ANDERSON MENTIONS SHANE WARNE AND ADVANCED HAIR. STEVENSON MENTIONS DIRK BOLLINGER. ANDERSON MENTIONS CARL HOWELL FROM ADVANCED HAIR AND MENTIONS GRAHAM GOOCH, MICHAEL VAUGHN, RICKY PONTING, MARTIN CROWE, GRAHAM YALLOP AND GREG MATTHEWS.
INTERVIEWEES: JON ANDERSON, HERALD SUN
Demographics: Male 16+ Female 16+ All people ABs GBs 92000 109000 201000 47000 110000 JON ANDERSON: We play a test match, starting in Headingley tomorrow night. You think of Headingley, you think of an English bowler, and you think of the worst moment in our cricketing lives. Who's the bowler?
ROSS STEVENSON: 96 900 693.
JOHN BURNS: What do you need, a team of...
ROSS STEVENSON: A team of cricketers who've had a hair enhancement, the rumour file tells us that Brett Lee is the latest, he's going to be announced as the next one.
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JON ANDERSON: He's preparing himself at the moment for it. I think he's being very smart, because...
ROSS STEVENSON: Okay, you look at Brett Lee, you don't think he's bald.
JOHN BURNS: No.
JON ANDERSON: Or Shane Warne you didn't think was bald, so you go early...
ROSS STEVENSON: Yeah.
JON ANDERSON: I mean you would look somewhat ridiculous if you went now.
ROSS STEVENSON: I'd look like Dirk Bollinger.
JON ANDERSON: You would look like Dirk Bollinger, so you go to Advanced Hair, which is a very successful group in this area, they've cornered the Australian cricket team...
ROSS STEVENSON: Because they're the best in the business.
JON ANDERSON: And Carl Howell, the boss of Advanced Hair, walks into that cricket side, any time he wants, he goes to the Australian dressing room, we've got Graham Gooch, Michael Vaughan, just announced...
ROSS STEVENSON: Can you have a chin replacement?
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JON ANDERSON: No, you can't do both, you get tasered if that happens.
ROSS STEVENSON: Right, Gooch, Vaughn...
JON ANDERSON: Yeah, Ricky Ponting we think is - Martin Crowe, at four...
ROSS STEVENSON: Yeah, Crow at four, yes.
JON ANDERSON: Graham Yallop at five.
ROSS STEVENSON: Yallop at five.
JON ANDERSON: Mo at six, what's his name...
ROSS STEVENSON: Greg Matthews at six.
JON ANDERSON: We lack a keeper.
ROSS STEVENSON: A keeper?
JON ANDERSON: We desperately need a keeper. Eight, Warny?
ROSS STEVENSON: Eight, Warne, yes.
JON ANDERSON: Nine, Brett Lee, yeah, Bollinger? So we need another spinner or a keeper as well.
ROSS STEVENSON: So we need one more bowler, and a keeper?
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JON ANDERSON: What you won't have any more is an Australian bald cricketer, it can never happen again.
ROSS STEVENSON: No.
JON ANDERSON: Because they go too early.
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