Tuesday, 3.12.13 ON THE WEB: www.yankton.net life PRESS DAKOTAN NEWS DEPARTMENT: [email protected] 5 Life In Poetry Riding Clutch Can’t Always Be Avoided BY TOM AND RAY MAGLIOZZI start using your clutch pedal to do light- Poet Analyzes Life King Features Syndicate weight, high-rep leg exercises. TOM: So Dad’s being a little over-zealous Dear Tom and Ray: here. Plus, sometimes you HAVE to push in My dad had a rule when we were growing the clutch when you’re taking a corner. Let’s Through Kite Flying up: “You can’t drive any car until you learn to say you’re in second gear and you’re making drive a stick shift.” I have two brothers who a left turn at a traffic light. He wants you to BY TED KOOSER had no problems learning, but boy did I give just stay in second and then accelerate out of U.S. POET LAUREATE my dad a run for his money on that one. I just the turn. had a heck of a time getting the feel for it, al- RAY: But what if leaving it in second gear This kite-flying poem caught me right up and sent me flying as though it didn’t help to have him screaming makes you go too fast through the turn? Or if soon as Robert Gibb described those dimestore kites furled tighter “CLUTCH! CLUTCH!” and turning red while traffic in front of you slows down? Then the than umbrellas, a perfect image. Gibb lives in Pennsylvania. the car was shaking and we were weaving right thing to do is push in the clutch. That around on country roads. Anyway, I finally allows you to slow down and control your KITES got it, and I actually really enjoy driving a CAR TALK speed, and then, when appropriate, either re- stick now, and I have never bought an auto- engage second gear or shift down into first. matic. My question is this: One of my dad’s Tom and Ray Magliozzi TOM: So your dad’s technically correct: Come March we’d find them many, many rules of driving is “Foot off the Every time you step on the clutch pedal, you In the five-and-dimes, clutch when you turn a corner.” And when that tend to wear out, Tesa. The one you are wearing out your clutch release bearing a Furled tighter than umbrellas he’s with me and I’m driving, every time my should be most concerned about is the little bit. Just like you’re wearing out your About their slats, the air foot is even near the clutch, my dad has to clutch disc, which is the “gripping surface” knee a little bit every time you walk. But is it In an undertow above us bark “Foot off the clutch, foot off the clutch!” that does the bulk of the work of transmitting worth worrying about, or yelling about? No. Like weather on the maps. I swear I hear it in my nightmares. I recently power from the engine to the transmission. ——— We’d play out lines moved back to my hometown, and my dad The way you can abuse the clutch disc and Which is cheaper, buying or leasing? Of kite string, tugging against said, “I don’t know what happened when you send it to an early grave is by riding the Should you keep a car forever or dump it The bucking sideways flights. left town — you were a perfectly good driver, clutch — which means spending too much after three years, before trouble starts? Find Readied for assembly, and now I have to re-teach you everything.” time with your foot in between “fully on” and out in Tom and Ray’s pamphlet “Should I Buy, I’d arc the tensed keel of balsa He claims that by leaving my foot off the “fully off” the clutch pedal. Lease, or Steal My Next Car?” Send $4.75 Into place against the crosspiece, clutch when taking turns, I will extend the life RAY: The other part that sometimes wears (check or money order) to Next Car, P.O. Box Feeling the paper snap of it. I think he’s full of it and likes to critique out is called the clutch release bearing, 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. Taughtly as a sheet, then lift all aspects of my driving and find “faults.” which is a device that applies pressure in ——— The almost weightless body Please help! —Tesa order to separate the clutch plates. You use Get more Click and Clack in their new Up to where it hauled me TOM: Well, your dad technically is correct, that bearing every time you step on the book, “Ask Click and Clack: Answers from Car Trolling into the winds— but he needs to switch to decaf. clutch pedal. But it’s very difficult to abuse Talk.” Got a question about cars? Write to Knotted bows like vertebrae RAY: There are times when you simply your clutch release bearing unless you make Click and Clack in care of this newspaper, or Flashing among fields can’t avoid using the clutch when you’re a habit of sitting at stoplights for minutes on email them by visiting the Car Talk website at Of light. Why ruin it turning a corner. end with the clutch fully depressed. Or un- www.cartalk.com. By recalling the aftermaths? TOM: There are two parts of the clutch less you drop your gym membership and © 2013 by Tom and Ray Magliozzi and Doug Berman Kites gone down in tatters, Kites fraying like flotsam From the tops of the trees. SCHOLASTICS American Life in Poetry is made possible by The Poetry Founda- tion (www.poetryfoundation.org), publisher of Poetry magazine. It FREEMAN ACADEMY Stephen Waltner Smith, Jacob Matthew Fields, Alex Edward is also supported by the Department of English at the University of 2nd Trimester Honor Roll: ——— Watts, Tanner Eugene Fitzsimmons, Brenna Colleen Nebraska-Lincoln. Poem copyright ©2012 by Robert Gibb from his 2012-2013 SCHOOL YEAR Freshmen Weinandt, Katelynn Jennifer Hedges, Haley Ann Ian Hofer most recent book of poems, Sheet Music, Autumn House Press, GOLD HONOR ROLL 3.60 - 4.00 Williams, Hannah Marie Hedges, Keeley Ann 2012. Poem reprinted by permission of Robert Gibb and Autumn Seventh Grade ——— ——— Hejna, Jordan Joseph Sophomores Grade 10 Johns, Mataya Katherine House Press. Introduction copyright © 2013 by The Poetry Founda- Ryan Brockmueller William Janssen tion. The introduction’s author, Ted Kooser, served as United Annie Carlson Arens, Jaclyn Mary Johnson, Rhett Richard ——— Beckmann, Danielle Marie Megard, Logan Jacob States Poet Laureate Consultant in Poetry to the Library of Con- ——— Juniors gress from 2004-2006. We do not accept unsolicited manuscripts. Eighth Grade Bergeson, Kyle Jonathan Mogck, Jordan Patrick Jan Funk Borgstrom, Dakota Terell Murphy, Allie Nikael Derian Voigt Andrew Graber ——— Borgstrom, Dylan Matthew Rothenberger, Spencer Darwin Cole Hofer Cameron, Benjamin Lee Sawatzke, Lane William Freshmen Noemi Liscano Polly Carlson Cap, Kimberly Nicole Schade, Evan Thomas P&D FOOD DONATION ——— Carda, Samuel Kamp Stevens, Lindy Mae *Ryan Haggerty Seniors *Hanyang “Ben” Miao Carr, Tyler Lee Stewart, Jacob Robert Elizabeth Sanchez Cole, Raquel Rae Tacke, Lillie Frances Sarah Miller Michael VanDiepen *Jorge Sanchez Cross, Timothy Alan Termansen, Tanner Kim Bethany Wollman Eslick, Dylan Micheal Withrow, Landon Lee Ma- *Hannah Yoder YANKTON HIGH SCHOOL Felton, Aaron Raymond An- zourek ——— Third Quarter Perfect Atten- drew ——— Sophomores dance Greeneway, Evan Jon Grade 12 *Olivia Boese Grade 9 Guthmiller, Jace Andrew Al-Azzeh, Caroline Grace Emily Epp Abd Al Kreem, Bashir Hale, Brady Allan Barnes, Theresa Faith Anran “Astera” He Benjamin, Brianna Noel Holman, Rodney Jay Bergeson, Evan Jeffrey Clara Koerner Bentley, Hope Marie Johnson, Austin Duane Borgstrom, Robert Kenneth Yunxi “Cicy” Li Bilbrey, Ashley Marie Kleinsmith, Brian Patrick Butler, Kelsey Jean *Brooklyn Ries Borgstrom, Henry John Kotschegarow, Jessica Marie Chavis, Ryan Wayne Holton *Austin VanDiepen Cross, Renee Lynn Kramer, Grant Joseph Donald Dvorak, Dustin Jacob *Brennan Waltner Davenport, Micah James Lee, Shelbi Darlene Fanta, John William ——— Doering, Amy Joyce Madsen, Mary Patricia Fitzgerald, Kelsey J Juniors Drotzmann, Sophie Ann McClure, Brody Seth Hansen, Jesse Wayne *Gabriel Eisenbeis Frick, Rebecca Ann Moody, Malan Tyler Holman, Benjamin Dean Meghan Hofer Golden, McKenna Rae Pavel, Brandon Michael Hora, Mikala Jasmine *Pimpith “Puinun” Lertrat- Guthmiller, Tyler J Rice, Michael Luther Dean Keegan, Bryce Gene tanakul Schade, Spencer Charles Kotschegarow, Katie Lynn KELLY HERTZ/P&D Haas, Christopher Michael The Press & Dakotan recently donated eight boxes of non-perishable *Witchayada “Jung-Jing” Headley, Miranda Aarie Sherman, Kassie Louise Kruse, Lindsay Marie Phooapirak items to the Yankton County Contact Center's Food Pantry. The items Klimisch, Dylan Michael Sprakel, Andriana Holly McDonald, Sarah Ann were donated by the community and P&D staff. Thanks to all that made Weiyi Tang Sternhagen, Ryan Joseph Medeck, Paige Pawanrat “Cheng” Visuthvarint Kulhavy, Ciara Jade a donation. Pictured (from left) is Classified Manager Tera Schmidt, In- Luken, Erin Michele Stillo, Joshua David Mingo, Megan Caroline side Sales Representative Brenda Willcuts and Publisher Gary Wood. ——— Swenson, Andrew Michal Mitchell, Abigail Leigh Seniors Magana, Kevin Maldonado, Michael Chase Thiesse, Allie Dale Montefering, Allen John De- Ben Brockmueller Weinandt, Patrick Joseph laney Ben Carlson May, Kirsten Lynn Megard, Lincoln Jay Wold, Alexander Paul Mullican, Eileen Rose Habitat For Humanity Seeks Applicants Lizzie Davis Worm, Haylee Katherine Newman, Brianna Marie Habitat for Humanity of Yankton County is seeking qualified ap- Matthew Graber Murphy, Kaisee Joseph Muth, Colin James Wright, Alyssa Nicole Rucker, Michael James plicants for the 2013 build. Calvin Janssen ——— Schroeder, Allyssa Marie Qualified applicants must live or work in Yankton County, *Christopher Miller Oster, Logan Clark Pippin, Austin Wade Grade 11 Steiner, Cody Joseph demonstrate a need for housing, be willing to partner with Habitat XiuMin Sun Aldridge, Christopher Paul Struck, Andrew Spenser for Humanity by providing 300 hours of sweat equity to build their *Chelsea Wentz Rolfs, Sean Hunter Rossiter, Jystice Lea Ament, Brittany Jo Thieman, McKayla Ann new home, must demonstrate the ability to repay a zero percent in- Noah Yoder Binder, Alanna Lou Whitley, Samantha Jo terest mortgage loan and must show a satisfactory payment his- ——— Schroeder, Kenneth Roman Simek, Amber Rose Brinkman, Colton Joseph Winterringer, Jessica James tory with creditors. * — Denotes 4.0 Grade Point Clark, Devin Michael Wirth, Jessica Renae Habitat for Humanity is a Christian housing ministry that builds Average homes in partnership with our community and families in need of a ——— decent affordable housing. MAROON HONOR ROLL: To pre-qualify for a homeownership opportunity, call the Habi- 3.20-3.59 tat office at 605-260-4224. Seventh Grade Brennan Haggerty {} YOU’RE NEWS! The Press & Dakotan Introducing  Dr. Adams 6,28;,28;%%,1,1''$<$< Orthopedic Surgeon.  Yankton Medical Clinic, P.C. is pleased to announce the association of <($5 Brent Adams, MD, Board Certified Orthopedic Surgeon :  Dr. Adams is originally from Yankton, completed his undergraduate degree at South 5 17 Dakota State University, and is a graduate of The University of South Dakota School of  Medicine. Dr. Adams completed his orthopedic surgery residency at the University of Kansas- Wichita and a fellowship in spine surgery at the Twin Cities Spine Center in Minneapolis, MN. He is board certified in orthopedic surgery and has also been a faculty member for the University of Kansas-Wichita orthopedic surgery residency program. He will provide care for a multitude of musculoskeletal conditions with a subspecialty focus in spine surgery. Conditions that he will treat include cervical and lumbar spinal stenosis, scoliosis, disk herniations, sciatica, arthroscopic rotator cuff repair, total joint replacement of the hip, knee and shoulder, fracture care, carpal tunnel surgery and athletic injuries. 0$5.·6 He is a member of the American Academy of Orthopedic Surgeons, North American 0$&+,1(5< Spine Society, and Scoliosis Research Society. Dr. Adams began seeing patients at the Yankton Medical Clinic, P.C. March 11, 2013.  Appointments can be made 
8FTU
UI
4USFFU
t
:BOLUPO
4%
 by calling 605-665-1722. www.YanktonMedicalClinic.com