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VOL. XIX. CLEMSON COLLEGE, S. C, Sept. 26, 1923 Xo. 2 JUNIOR CLASS HOLDS FIRST GLEMSON TIGERS PREPARED FOR INITIAL MAY AND SAUNDERS GLEMSON'S GROWTH MEETING The third year men assembled in GAME OF SEASON VS, AUBURN INSPIRE CADETS PHENOMENAL chapel Tuesday night for the pur- pose of becoming organized, and discussing the Honor System. "Bob" Captain May Says Moral Victory Not 127 MORE STUDENTS TAKING Football Machine Primed For Ac- against Newberry last fall, handles Zeigler, the retiring President, call- What We W?.iit—Saunders Plans REGULAR COURSES THIS ed the meeting to order, and the tion—Scrimmages Show Tiger the team in the smoothest, and at To Win Auburn Game. SESSION THAN LAST— Team That Looks Bad For Au- the same time snappiest, possible subject of electing officers was- BARRACKS FILLED brought up. After much discussion, burn—New "Crap Shooter- manner. Always the first to grasp Coach "Bud" Saunders, always the following men were chosen to Shift Perfected. a new play and master it, he has noted for the shortness of his speech direct the affairs of the Class of '25 mastered the "tent-shift" and runs and for his faculty of coming The growth of Clemson College thru its third lap. After almost four weeks of grill- the team thru this difficult play straight to the point, in an address as compared with that of the other W. F. Covin—President. ing practice, Coaches "Bud" Saun- without any hitches. to the Clemson student body Mon- institutions in our state speaks well E. A. Cannon—Vice-President. ders, May, and Major have a foot- The "crap-shooters" shift, as it day night said: — for Clemson. Clemson Agriculturial W. B. Williams—Sec. and Treas. ball team that they can be proud of. is now called is working like a top, "You boys have a right to expect College is what has been called by C. S. Johnson—Historian. For 26 trying days the Tiger 'var- and Coach Saunders expects it to nothing in Saturday's game but vic- one speaker here "the baby institu- If the members of the class had sity squad has been going thru play "Dixie" with Auburn's line. tory. We've got to win and we're tion of the state." It must be ad- had a year to consider instead of the most streuous practice possible It affords a means of concealment going in the game determined to mitted that she is a very precocious the small time which it did, no bet- and has been made into a fighting of the ball and at the same time win. Your team is going on Riggs baby, because she is fast leaving her ter men could have been found to football machine. The men have gives the men an opportunity for field next Saturday and for 6 0 sisters institution in the matter of fill these positions. These men are worked so hard and so earnestly a short confab behind the pigskin. minutes they will fight for victory growth and progress. She does not very popular with their class mates, that if the qualities of grit and work It is gratifying to the coaches to like they've never fought before." "toot her own horn" enough so and well deserve the honors bestow- were all in themselves, every man see how well this shift works with "Bud" was interupted several many of us think, and when visitors ed upon them. on the squad should have a place. end-runs. The two half-backs take times in his speech by uproarous ap- come to Clemson for the first time The new President was duly in- Three teams are in action every- turn about, with the quarter coming plauses, and after he sat down Cap- and are shown thru the buildings stalled, and speech making was in afternoon and each team has its in for a chance every once in a tain T. E. May took the floor. More and departments, they are always order, "Slats" made a very credit- share of scrimmages. The bucking while and with the other men mak- applauses. agreeably surprised. And visitors able speech in which he urged the machine and the dummy have gone ing the interferance, several yards "Auburn wants to know if we're are always welcome at Clemson be- members of his class to uphold its into the discard and the "real stuff almost certain. The full-back gets going to give them a good practice cause seeing the college and going traditions by supporting the Honor has taken the floor. his share of work on this shift and game," he said. "But what we are thru it is the very best possible ad- System fully and honorably. There One of the most phenomenal im- depends on an opening in the line more concerned with is making the vertisement that the college can being no further business to be con- provements among the players has for his gains. The ends can come Auburn fracas a practice game for have. sidered, the meeting was adjourned. been that of Wertz at center. This back into position and thru an a- Clemson. We should not be satis- Clemson is growing so fast that —E. L. .S young husky has been working to daptation of the old criss-cross work field with a moral victory, because her building are becoming too limit- C.A.C. :— make the team for four years, and a play that is very confusing to the we've had enough moray victories ed to accomodate all the students. Through the forests strolled the now he seems to have achieved his opposing team. But the "tent- We're going to shoot for the game Classroom space is limited, barracks lovers., ambition. Wertz tips the scales at shift" is not all that Coach "Bud" and we'll get it. The spirit mani are limited and the chapel is too Woods untrod by Ford or Saxon, about 175 lbs. and a better speci- has in his bag tricks. A number of fested by the student body is passed small. In time, of course, these con- "Oh, my lovely little Beech Nut," men of manhood would be hard to new plays are promised for the Au- on to the team, and if everybody ditions will be remedied, but until Were the burning words of find. "J. B." is holding down the burn game, and between Clemson concentrates on winning that game, then there are a lot of good high Postum. position at enter and evcerybody and Auburn, the styles of football the team will be inspired with the school boys who, wishing to study and is passing the ball in a manner will probably be a revelation to the same objective. Auburn comes up the courses here, will have to go to "No Pyrene can quench the fire, that shows sure judgement and ra- here next Saturday expecting a prac- spectators. For my Pepsodent desire. pid improvement. The coaches have tice game, figuring that they will some other college on account of the Coach Boozer Pitts is bringing a limited housing facilities. Every- Though I know you're still a miss been worried quite a bit about the number of new plays to the Tiger use 25 or 3 0 men and give every positions at center and everybody one agrees that Clemson is doing a It is to marry Chiclet, Djer Kiss." lair when he brings the Auburn man on the team a chance. Clem- at Tigertown is glad to see Wertz son will outfight Auburn and win great work and that she is turning Plainsmen up to "the hills" on out the type of man that South making good. Saturday. Captain May and Coach the game." "Gilly" Dotterer, the diminutive Carolina needs, but still it is hard Saunders have been using Auburn's (Continued on page 8) quarterback who played stellar ball to get an appreciable increase in style of play with the second and the appropriations made. We be- third teams in the scrimmages with lieve that Clemson will be an im- the first squad, and the "Tigers of portant factor in the advertisements the hills", are receiving a liberal of South Carolinas many advantages education in the gentle art of up- in the future. Just to give an idea setting Auburn's milk wagon. how much increase there has been In the scrimmages with the rat in the enrollment for one session team the varsity has been running we give the following figures: down the field like a runaway Enrollment For The Session 1923- frieght train down a 2 0 percent grade. The newboys have an un- 1924 As Compared With usually strong team this year and all the spectators rejoice at the ex- 1922-23 cellent showing the varsity is mak- Senior 130 139 ing in the scrimmages against the Junior _ 13 5 196 rat team. Sophomore 219 219 Prank Strother is another big lad Freshman 2 68 325 who has made an excellent showing and incidentally landed a berth on 752 879 the varsity for himself. Strother Pre-medical 13 12 came to Clemson from Ga. Tech a Spec. & Irreg 25 13 year ago and entered the Junior 2-yr. Agric 17 51 class. He wasn't elegible for the 2-yr. Text 12 19 'varsity last fall but is fast making up for lost time this year and is 819 974 one of the best looking new men Vocational on the squad. Prank will play at Disabled Soldiers 98 36 tackle and in him Clemson is sure of a good man, both on offensive Total 938 1,018 and defensive. The figures for the session 192 2- "Pat" Harmon and Charlie Robin- 23 are for the entire session, while son at left and right half respective- those for 1923-24 are up to Septem- ly, promise to be the two best men ber 14 only. It will be noted that Brat ton Williams—Fullback the increase in the four-year regu- "J. B." Wertz;—Center for end runs in the state. Pat is This boy drives a line mercilessly This boy has the size, speed, and "Pat" Harmons-Halfback lar college courses is 127 over last in his prime this year and daily He is Clemson's main dependence at aggressiveness to make a wonder- Side-stepping marvel who is show- (Continued on Page 5.) ing 'em all up on end runs. (Continued on page 8) full. ful center.

' 1^> TWO THE TIGER September ~8$, 1923.

THE PALMETTO LITERARY undivided attention and interest. esting to find out the structure of SOCIETY Then when petitions for new mem- the solar system, but if you do not bership was given, many gave their like it you cannot change it. You The Palmetto held its regular names to become members. We are cannot put Saturn in the place of flUMO meeting' last Friday evening after glad to have new members join us Venus so as to get a brighter even- supper. The meeting was called to WISE AMD at all times, and the door is open to ing star with two rings and eight OTHERWISE order by the president Mr. O. J. welcome all visitors. Come up on satellites running around it. You Harvey and Mr. M. B. Brissie con- Friday evening immediately after cannot even alter the inclination of ducted the devotional services. supper and see if the Calhoun Liter- the earth's axis so as to give the OX rS-*- There was quite a large crowd pres- ary Society isn't trying to serve the polar regions a chance to grow ent as usual, which fact shows that students just as the man for whom banannas. But when you find out the "Old Palmetto" is still at the The football team had lettuce with But now it seems I have strange the society is named served his peo- the structure of a chemical molecule head in literary work at Clemson. mayonaise on it. dreams, ple.—H. B. F. you can alter it to suit yourself. The entire program was then Fleming said "Good Gawd, are we About those old time days. C.A.C. You can substitute a bromine for a carried out, with the exception of going to have cabbage for dessert?" For skirts again at the ground be- FRESHMEN ELECT OFFICERS ON chlorine atom and hook up a car- the reading and one of the decla- gin, bon chain into a ring. The student mations caused by the absence of OCTOBER 3rd. THEN THEY KILL MEN But oh! Those memories. of geology never has the oppor- two men. The following men were LIKE LINCOLN —Who Doo. Following close in the wake of tunity to make a mastodon and all present and served on the program: Percy and Reggie, of lily-white College night comes Freshmen he knows of a volcano or a geyser Messrs. G. H. Griffin, J. R. Reid, fame, stood on the station platform. Don't Cry, Little Girl Night, the occasion which all old is the picture of it. But the Fresh- W. J. Reid, and S. A. Rogers as de- It was evident that they were worri- Don't cry, little girl, don't cry, Clemson men remember as their man chemist makes oxygen the first bators; B. S. Brown as orator; J. ed, for nothing except worry induce They've lengthened your skirts, I first class meeting. For many years week and if he gets through the F. Corbin as declaimer; W. A. Ham- them to furrow their ivory-tinted know ; it has been the custom for the term without making a volcano or bright as essayist; and R. G. Shand brows. But a pesky breeze freshmen class to meet at some ap- geyser he is lucky." as joker. The program as a whole After a consultation, Percy ap- Still shows your knees, pointed place and time for the pur- Chemistry has been called the was very good as is the rule rather proached the station-master . He And that'll win you a beau. pose of electing class officers. This most creative of the sciences be- than the exception of the Palmetto. sidled up to the man, and smiled in year the meeting will be held on cause it penetrates into the nature After the program was carried his most winning manner. "Mr. Don't cry, little girl, don't cry, Wednesday October 3. of things and deals with the in- through, a canvas of the house was Station-Master, pawdon the intrusion They've stopped cosmetics, I see; The task of choosing the right infinitesimal parts if which all sub- made for new members. The fol- but is there a train for the North But a little ol' flour, kind of man for a particular office stances are composed. The chemist lowing men were initiated into the tonight?" Except in a shower, is quite a difficult matter, but the takes things apart; then he puts society as new members: Messrs. "No!" growled the man. "There Is as fine as a thing could be. freshmen are asked to look care- them together again. Sometimes M. R. Warner, T. E. McLeod, O. S. is no north-bound train tonight." —Punch Bowl. fully about themselves, and get a he may put them together in a dif- Anderson, T. O. Hinson, O. H. Ross, Percy toddled back to Reggie. C.A.C. definite idea as to who is capable ferent way and get something which A. W. Watkins, W. C. Baker and Another consultation ensued. Final- Thy delinguacy and thy Staff They of leading the class thru its first A. J. Neal. perhaps never existed on the earth ly Reggie pulled himself together comfort me. year. There is a large number to After the president had made a before. Some 300,000 distinct sub- and approached the station-master. choose from, but this should help stances are described in chemical short talk, the society adjourned "I say, old deah, I don't wish to be "Lovin' Sam" had the "Farewell instead of hinder the class to ob- until the next meeting. dictionaries and only a small frac- too inquisitive, but is there a train Blues" when he came "Stumbling" tain reputable men. It is true that tion of these are to be found in —H. C. T. for the South this evening?" home from the "Georgia Cabin the freshmen have not learned to nature. Therefore, chemistry is C.A.C. Again the man barked, "No; there Door" where he had met "Carolina know each other as intimately as truly a great creative science. are no trains South tonight!" in the morning." They were "Ro- THE COLUMBIAN if they had lived together for C.A.C. An expression of infinite beatitude mancing" in a "Love Nest" on the several years, altho the class pride A very interesting program was tranformed the dear boy's face. He "Ohio" when her "Aggravatin' has assented itself already on more POLITICS DO COST carried out by the Columbian Liter- turned to Percy, and in his sweetest Papa" came along with the "Alco- than one occasion. The class is ary Society last Friday night, The voice purred: "Come on; it's all holic Blues" about "Three O'clock Election Expenses of a South devotional exercises were led by Mr. made up of men of all types of right. Now we can cwoss the In the Morning" and "Cooled his characters, as is true of any large Carolina man who was running for B. W. Freeland. Then the main twacks!" Doggies"■as'ies on "The Sheik of Ala- group of human beings. It seems county commissioner. His sworn program was taken up. The de- —Punch Bowl. bam!" —Octupus. statement runs: — claimer of the evening, Mr. B. W. that the standards are slightly a- bove the average altho exceptional Lost 1,349 hours sleep thinking a- Freeland, delivered a good declama- "You must have been walking Eve—"Adam dear, what shall I bout the election. Lost two front tion. Mr. S. W. Henry entertained cases are sure to be found. Some carelessly, "said the lady whose wear to the party tonight—my fig of these exceptional cases are for teeth and a whole lot of hair in a the society next with a humorous car had run down a man. "I'm leaf or my maple leaf?" personal encounter with an oppon- reading. This was followed by an- the good while some are for the very careful I've been driving ent. Donated one beef, four shoats, other reading by Mr. Bell which bad, but it remains for the fresh- seven years." Adam—"Better wear your poison men of the Class of '27 to desig- and five sheep to a county barbe- was enjoyed very much. The next "Lady, . that's nothing, I've been ivy, it's going to be a rough party." nate on October 3 that man who cue. Gave away two pairs of sus- number on the program was the walking for fifty four years." —Octupus. will guide their ship of destiny over penders, four calico dresses, $5 cash humorist, Mr. L. B. Blakeney. His —Erie Dispatch. its first year's course. and thirteen baby rattles. Kissed wide variety of jokes was the source Fleming—"I went up to the com- One of the greatest duties of this 126 babies. Kindled 14 kitchen of much laughter to the society. A Dormitory is a building compos- modant's office. Col. Pearson made class will be the organization of an fires. Put up 4 stoves. Walked The query debated was. Resolved: ed of many rooms. In each room me look into the morror. He said, honor system.| This system will 4,076 miles. Shook hands with that immigration to the United States there are one or two roomers, ac- "Now, Fleming, don't you look probably be accepted without ques- 9,508 persons. Told 10,101 lies, should be prohibited for a period cording to the room which is in the fine?" tion, as the last two freshman and talked enough to make in print of years. The affirmative was ably room. Some rooms have more 1,000 volumes. Attended 16 revi- Cadet- "Did you tell him yes?" upheld by Messrs T. L. Vaughn and classes adopted it by a unanimous room than other rooms. The little Fleming- "Naw, he would have got vote with little argument. Each val meetings, and was babtized four C. C. Stuckey. The debaters for rooms without much room are made class has the privilege of accepting different times by immersion, and me for a false official if I had." the negative side being absent, for one roomer, but usually roomers or rejecting the honor system in Messrs. R. H. Smith, and K. B. twice some other way. Contributed from the big rooms are found in Cop- What is your trade? preference to the military system. $50 to foreign missions, and made Sanders, voluntered to act as sub- the little rooms. The room in the Prisoner I am a locksmith. Certain persons prefer the military love to 9 grass widows. Hugged 49 r stitutes. And, not-with-standing rooms has nothing to do with the system, but when it comes to the old maids. Got dog bit 3 9 times, Cop- Well, what were you doing in their lack of preparation before- size of the roomer rooming therein. question as to which is the honor- and was defeated. that gambling house we just raided? hand, they made a worthy attempt A big roomer may get a small room able things to do the honor system Prisoner- When you came in I was to defend their side of the question. " Squidunk" and vice versa. There are roomers a bolt for the door. wins in every case. The judges rendered their decision C.A.C. on the inside of a dormitory and Now it becomes the duty of all in favor of the affirmative. A. I. E. E. also rumors on the outside. Some- It was pitch black in the parlor. freshmen to choose, not only the This ended the program for the times the rumors from the outside Three hours ago Chlorine, the popular man, but also the man of evening. Although there was plenty The local branch of the American get inside, thereby causing the naughty vamp, had turned out the that type of character that will up- of room for improvement, the pro- Institute of Electrical Engineers roomers on the inside to get out- light. The clock on the mantle hold the ideals and standards of gram as a whole was very promising held a brief meeting Thursday night side, and find another room. struck, "One, two, three, four." It the largest class that has ever en- and seemed to indicate a great year immediately after supper for the Many rumors are quieted at the dor- was-a strange, hollow sound echoing tered Clemson. Every man is go- for the Columbian. purpose of securing officers for the mitories. Different methods are through the silence. A milk wogon ing to express his thoughts. If his One new student was admitted in- present college session. Professor used in quieting the roomers. How- rattled by. Again all was still. ideas don't harmonize with those of to the society in response to the Dargan explained the constitution ever, these methods are too cruel to Then from the divan corner of the his fellow-classmen he is not going call for new members. There be- and the by-laws of the organization bear description. —Dirge, room came a few faint noises, to be a man to try to secretly hurt ing no further business, the society and then conducted the election of r-'orom 789$ 789$ ETAOINN "Smack-Srnack-ummm-gulp- gurgle- his class but he will turn "ifimself to adjourned.— B. B. G. a president. R. w. Pugh was chos- gulp-ummm-smack-sh-sh-" then a be a success—S. W. H. en to pilot the local branch, and he Try Kerosene "Buck." CAC soft sighing sound. The water in C.A.C. at once took charge of the meeting. the radiator had begun to boil. THE CALHOUN WHY STUDY CHEMISTRY? O. A. Roberts was selected as Secre- Spearman, W. W.—Allowing vis- —Purple Cow tary and Treasurer. The three stu- iting Sept. 22—Reporting officer— The Calhoun Literary Society In addition to the fact that chef dents who were elected as members Core of Cadets. On one occasion a woman called starts, the session with a very suc- mistry is a necessary adjunct to a of the executive committee were J. the old physician in to treat her cessful program which was got up general education, there are many In the Days of Knights H. Sams, W. H. Moore, and F. F. baby, who was slightly ailing. The by a few members of the Society. other reasons why one should study Dean. In days of old, when knights were doctor prescribed castor oil. "But This is a sample of what the so- chemistry. Some of these reasons Piofessor Rhodes then made a bold, doctor, protested the young mother, ciety is trying to do in order to have been very clearly pointed out short talk and clearly outlined ' a And wore tin B. V. D's, "castor oil is such an old-fashioned accomplish its purpose. This is by Dr. Edwin E. Slosson. "Che- number <,f advantages that a young They never knew the sights we view remedy." something that a society very sel- mistry," says Dr. Slosson, "has the Of seeing women's knees. engineer -,Would have when he en- "But madame," replied the doc- dom does, get up a program for the advantage of most studies in that tered his (chosen field if he were a The skirts were long, where they be- tor, "babies are old-fashioned things first meeting of the session. it points toward the future and in- member ofkthe A. I. E. E. It was long, also."—Staley Journal. The second meeting was just a stigates to action. Meteorology is Their backs were never bare. suggested before the meeting was proof of what the society is accom- a discouraging science. 'People adjourned t.hat the Junior mechani. And if a knave should start to rave Patroness: Where is my seat? plishing. Each member on program are always complaining about the cals and elecW „ About her limbs so fair, r!s b !nvited to the Usher: Your seat is on the end showed evidence of time spent in weather but nobody ever does any- next meeting ^f the A r B B and I have no doubt he'd get a clout of U, madam. preparation. The society showed thing about it. Astronomy reduces that their applications for member. Upon his dome right there. PKica Patroness: Sir?—Purple Cow. their appreciation by giving their one to a state of awe. It is inter- ship be accep^^ Q A September W, 1923. THE TIGER THREE

SCIENCE AND THE FUTURE where it is apt to consider itself dred years of our time seem as a the men and women who present as the acme of wisdom. However, lash. To God then, living in the to the world staunch Americanism, CORRESPONDENCE By Charles F. Moore the mind of science is finite, and greatest possible existence, a million and sterling qualities. America at can never hope to probe too deeply of our years seems as a moment. least can never afford to live on the FROM THE CHARLOTTE into the infinite source of all know- He creates millions of universes synthetic food produced by science. CLUB ORGANIZED OBSERVER ledge. All we can do is to learn by like ours, which live their trillions and forsake the farm and flock to investigation and experiment those of our years and then are absorbed the cities. If she does then her Newspapers Of State Are To Be things which were meant for us to again into the infinite from whence doom is sealed. When a rural pop- In The Century Magazine for Au- Given Clemson News By Students learn. The sum-total of human they came, and the time of their ulation of any nation begins to drift gust there appear an article entitl- From The Different Counties. ed, "If You Were Alive In 2123 A. knowledge is as nothing compared lives seem to God as only a day. cityward, that point can be marked with the vast unknown. If the All this is in accordance with the as the beginning of that nations D." It was written by Mr. J. B. For the past four or five years world stands 100,000 years longer, Einstein theory. He indeed ushers fall. It has been so with every S. Haldane, an eminent biochemist there has been at Clemson an or- science, having found its pace, will in Kantianism. I shall not explain fallen nation in all history. at Cambridge University. I believe ganization known as the Students go on learning quite as rapidly all Kant, but refer the reader to Web- that every person, in whom there I can see no vast difference in Newspaper Correspondence Club that time as it is today. ster's new international for a clear is the least interest in the future as America between the intelligent far- whose purpose it was to train stu- statement of his three critiques. a result of all the present day in- Barring temporary setbacks in mers and the intelligent factory dents in newspaper work as well as Kant was decidedly agnostic, but vestigation in science, should read the form of wars, science will go workers, except that the farmer has to furnish authoritaive news from he proved that a belief in God is Mr. Haldane's article. It is a well steadily ahead, and by the time the the advantage in being more inde- Clemson for the various newspapers absolutely indispensable, if we are written document, and presents cool 100,000 years are up, will know bil- pendent. When all the people move of the state. The club was organiz- to have the institutions of civiliza- calculation, sound scientific reason lions of time more than it knows to the cities to become factory work- by Prof. A. B. Bryan, Agricultural tion. Our present problem is to and good judgement. Mr. Haldane today. But even then it will have ers I forsee greater child labor prob- Editor at Clemson, and has been learn to think in terms of relativity, gives his views as a scientist on the only scratched the surface of the lems. This leads me to the conclu- under his supervision ever since it and a difficult one it is. Education future of science and civilization, infinite. We occupy the least con- sion that the human animal is the was organized. Mr. Bryan is an faces almost a complete change. only one on earth that lives on the and makes predictions based on spicious location in the universe. able editor and is best suited to labor of its young. Now, children what has already been accomplished Our little world is a mere speck of Haldane says that we are working give the students proper training in in scientific research. I believe that matter in the maze of billions of toward an ideal in travel in which should indeed be taught to work, newspaper work. The purpose of very many of his predictions will be greater worlds swinging around their any two persons on earth may be and to love work for works sake. the club is to give those students established facts even before the giant suns in'never ending cycles. completely prsent with each other But I don't believe that any child who desire to take the training, time he allows for them is up. Some We have no reason to boast of our in less than one fifteen hundredth of can love to work in a noisy factory practical experience in news writing of them I do not believe science will knowledge. a second; that we shall never reach and it is the love of work we ought and to furnish the nawspapers of ever perfect. His predictions are After a brief survey as to whether the ideal, but that it is the point to develop. Moreover, a child rear- the state, especially the smaller extremely shocking to the ordinary there is any hope of stopping the toward which we shall approach in- ed in a factory, no matter what kind dailies,bi-weeklies, and weeklies, layman. You will be greatly shock- progress of scientific research, Hal- definitely. The exact fact about of factory it may be, can not have news items rom Clemson which will ed, yet you will also be greatly in- dane takes up for a brief study the travel however is that we can never the fine sensibilities of nature and be of interest to the readers of that terested, and you will probably be- Einstein theory of relativity. Any hope to move faster than the ve- person as highly developed as one particular newspaper. The only gin to think as never before. His predictions in science and educa- locity at which bodies begin to get rightly brought up on the farm. In obligation on the part of the news- treatise of course has a decidedly tion must take into consideration red hot by friction with the air. a factory there is absolutely no paper is that the paper be sent to British flavor, but is meant for the Einstein theory, since it is de- When this speed is reached, which it aesthetic value for the soul of the correspondent. The editor is asked America as well as for Europe. stined to revolutionize education. no doubt will be, mankind will have child to feed on. On the other hand to furnish supplies such as sta- But observe, whether Haldane in- Mr. Haldane says that Einstein tells reached his greatest possible limit the farmer's child lives close to na- tionery and stamps to the corres- tended it to be so or not, his paper us that time and space and matter of velocity on earth. ture. He has far greater chance pondent to be used in sending news shows clearly how science has chal- are shadows of the fifth dimension, Haldane says that the reason for to become one of the giants of the letters. The majority of them lenged some of the most sacred in- and that in consequence Kantian the decay of certain arts is the de- nation. But perhaps I am going too seem glad to do this to get news stitutions in civilization; such as idealism will become the working fective education of the artists, and far, because if science succeeds in from Clemson. Motherhood, the Home, Christianity. hypothesis of the physicist, and fin- that in addition to their art they its intentions to manufacture hu- The club is to be organized within What then is civilization to do but ally of all educated men. He says must study science. They indeed man life there won't be any child- the next few days and indications to accept the challenge, and to con- that Einstein showed us that ex- should, to a certain extent. To their ren in our homes, nor will there be are that a large number of students tinue in spite of science to maintain perience can not be measured in art, whatever it may be ought first any homes as we know them today. will take advantage of this oppor- those institutions we have always terms of space and time. Haldane to be added the study of music, In this case the above named prob- tunity to get first hand information regarded as sacred. It now appears says that he can not tell just how which is of course the greatest art. lems would of course not be appar- and experience in newspaper corres- that no institution is safe. No re- all this will affect our manners and Music is more inspiring to the soul ent. ponding, while at the same time ligion, even, can afford to view with morals, but that he believes it will of an artist than any study on earth I now approach the principle they will be rendering valuable ser- indifference the contentions of be as great as the effect of Newton's Next ought to be added astronomy, part of my paper. Please observe vice to Clemson College E. D. P. science, even though many of them work. The Einstein theory covers chemistry, geometry, and economics. the intentions of science as regards C.A.C. are false. a multitude of subjects and can not But to add much else in the way of motherhood. Science now plans to Being to a certain extent conver- be explained wholly as a paragraph. science would be to educate the manufacture human life, thus at Judge (to a young fellow who had sant with science, especially with It is extremely difficult and compli- genius out of our artists. Many uni- once robbing motherhood of its been arrested for tickling a lady) — biological, phychological, and as- cated, technical and metaphysical. versities teaching science are a deepest and sweetest, its most sacr- Young fellow, have you anything to tronomical research, I have deter- I shall not undertake to elucidate curse to art and to civilization. ed and beautiful sentiments. If you say. for yourself? mined to present my own views in it for two reasons, firstly, because I They instill into the minds of their have not kept up with scientific re- Slicker—Yes, sir, I would like to this paper on science and civilization do not completely understand it, graduates a hopeless atheism. This search you probably regard this as know if you believe in the Bible? I may add that I believe my view- and, secondly, because the whole is destructive to art in its higher impossible. But it is not only pos- Judge—I certainly do. point to be that of the majority of theory is a revolt against the simple meanings. When an artist becomes sible, it is highly probable that Slicker—Do you believe that wo- Americans. While I have kept my- language we are wont to use. I do an atheist his art decays and be- science will find the way to produce man was made from a rib of man? self informed along the lines sug- not accept the theory in full as be- comes less and less of art. This is human life up to a certain stage of Judge—Ye-es. gested above, and have for a num- ing strictly true. It is Einstein's especially true of the poet. Poets intelligence by ectogensis. Ecto- Slicker—Well, then, why in the ber of years watched the trend of contention that light is subject to are first prophets, and what is a genesis of course means the produc- thunder can't a man tickle his own modern civilization, I have been very gravitation, and this seems to be prophet without a God? Poetry and tion of life outside the body of a rib?—Dodo. .,-"•' mother. I do not believe science careful to avoid the development of proved by certain astronomical tests art without God is no poetry, and ■ *i!iwi»;.i ; not art, To be educated in music, can do this very successfully, but a scientific mind. Therefore I may of the theory. Yet I do not know Little Ikey—"Grandmother, are- astronomy, chemistry and geometry we will take that up a little later. be pardoned if I consider myself as what disturbances there might be your teeth good?" is to be lifted up to higher levels, Haldane says that every great in- competent to present in an under- in the ether surrounding so intense Grandmother—"No Ikey dear, I and to have a deep love of the vention, from fire to flying has been standable manner, the viewpoint of a field of graviation as that of the have no teeth." beautiful, and a tenderness that is hailed as an insult to some God; the informed layman. sun, which would cause the rays Little Ikey—"Then will you hold the salvation of art. These studies and that since every physical and I would like to take up the whole of stars to be bent in toward the my candy until I come back. are the greatest stimulant to the chemical invention is a blasphemy, of Haldane's article but of course sun's disk the exact amount without ■—Mugwup to pass swiftly over most of it, and the gravitational pull of the sun hav- imagination I can think of. But ob- then every biological invention is a some parts of it I will not have time ing any influence on them. So I can serve, artists nowadays, in this age pervesion. This sounds like the statement of an extremist to me. space will not permit. I will have not believe that light is subject to of commercialism of all things, in- Pater—"So you want to marry Haldane ought to know better than to even touch. It follows that in gravitation. Einstein envolved the cluding art, are apt to produce the my daughter?" to make such a statement, and I this kind of a discourse a writer is law of mass varying with velocity. art the people want most. There- Senior—Yes, sir." am persuaded that he does not very apt to create forces he can not According to the theory, if the fore the people themselves need a Pater—"Do you think that you know better. He merely makes it control, which take him beyond the world were suddenly to fly off into little more education in the really can keep her in the same shape that to ustify the intentions of science to scope of his original intentions. space at the velocity of light which great things of life, and less in the I have?" pervert the sex function. He leaves However, I shall try to say nothing is 180,000 miles per second, and re- agnosticism that is being spread Senior—"Well, from what I've the impression here that the people that does not in some way have a turn only after a thousand years, forth by the majority of our great seen of her in a bathing suit it's ar vastly ignorant, and that science bearing on the arguments presented the time to the inhabitants of the institutions of learning. sure worth a try."—Drexerd. is allwise. The fact is that many in- in Haldane's article. earth would not have been a ma- Haldane says that within the next Dear Dad, I also realize that to the prudes ment; because at this velocity all 120 years food will be produced ventions have been hailed with de- certain parts of his brief will ap- energy is latent. Einstein brought wholly by science, and that the pop- light by the people. And no one re- Order me a discharge. | Just be- pear as indecent. We can present into physics as a vital fact the ulation will become completely ur- gards as a perversion the biological cause I winked at a boy across the no great and sacret truth of life in fourth dimension. We. now have banized, and that farming will be- inventions whereby we isolate and hall, I had to walk for five hours plain language, and treat it com- length, breadth, height, and time di- come a luxury. He says that he destroy numerous disease germs, with a gun. pletely, without the prudes holding mension as a fourth co-ordinate. does not regret the disppearing of and cure various diseases. But Hal- Yours truly, up their hands in holy horror. They Relativity says that time and space the farm laborers in favor of the dane knows well eough that science "Rat" Finch merely suggest the filth that is stor- are only modes of thought. Un- factory worker, who seems to him a means to pervert the procreative ed up in their own minds however. doubtedly this is true. The greater higher type of person, from most function, if it can, and therefore If you want to make jack with a. What I have to say here is clean, the scheme of things, the less the points of view. Haldane is here they are starting early to justify it. fil-m, and ideals with sacred subjects. I time will be to the creatures con- probably very familiar with the pea- (TO BE CONTINUED) Get some beauties who bathe, and have no fear of offending any clean tained therein. To the minute in- sant class of Europe, but he displays C.A.C. ■ then bil-n; minded person. Since clean minded sects which at most live only a few a vast ignorance of the American We've all heard of the girl who Let the men know they're there. people are the only ones in whom hours, the time seems as long and farmer. The farm in American has had to swim back from a motor And just watch the tear. I am interested, I have nothing to full as do our three score and ten ever been the greatest source of our boat ride; but we all look up to the But don't let their wives know— take back. years to us. Also to beings situated success as a nation. On the Ameri- girl who had to Parachute back They'd kil-m. Science has reached the point in greater worlds than ours a hun- can farm have been reared mostly from an aeroplane.—Cracker. —Brown Jug. FOUR THE TIGER September tt, 1923. MU ~ our teams, and the student body ig- nored us. or treated us as if we LOCAUJEMS were intruders. We would always Qlkv ^Lhxpx have a bad name for them. That Mrs. Anne Waring Hall, and two a ■ ■ B ■ ■ ■ s u a * is the same position in which our little grandchildren—Willimet and Founded by the Class of '07 visitors will be next Saturday. Con- Dan Fishburne have returned to ■ a a m rd sequently, every one must spare no Charleston after a visit to Mr. and m a m m Published weekly by the Corps of effort in helping Clemson show that Mrs. B. F. Freeman. Cadets of Clemson College. she is a wonderful institution, at- Official Organ of the Clemson Ath- tended by gentlemen, and an ad- Mr. and Mrs.| Stahley, who have letic Association and the Clemson vocation of friendliness and courtesy been visiting their daughter and WE HAVE Alumni Association. —E. L. S. son-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. God- frey, have gone to Birmingham, Ala. Subscription Rates C.A.C. Nine Months (weekly) _....$1.50 Just three days remain until the Mrs. Mary V. Walker of Anderson Six Months (weekly) J1.00 Tigers of the Plains will visit Riggs' spent the week end with her mother Average Circulation 1700. Field for a battle with our Tigers. Mrs. J. S. Newman, and Miss Ernes- A Complete Line Entered as Second Class Matter at On that date a mass of people will tine Walker stayed with Miss Mary the Post Office at Clemson College, be banked on all sides of the Clem- Leighton Mills. of South Carolina. son gridiron to view a great class, Miss Amy Belle Norris, who is E. H. HALL Editor-in-Chief with Clemson supporters firmly be- Loose Leaf Note Books lieving that their representatives teaching in Pendleton., was the guest Finklea—End A. B. FITZGERALD Bus. Mgr. of Mrs. Frank Clinkscales and at- will emerge victorious. Hard as nails—speedy as a jack- Lef ax Note Books E. L. SMITH Associate Ed. tended the Baptist Reception. D. C. AYERS Associate Ed. The Tigers have worked con- rabbit. tinuously for several weeks now with E. G. PARKER Athletic Ed. Mrs. L. E. Leavell of Sumter and Note Book Fillers an enthusiasm and a determination J. M. LONGLEY Asso. Ath. Ed. Mrs. N. G. Thomas of Pelzer, who which has them ready now to battle W. W. BRYAN Asso. Ath. Ed. were the guests of their sister. Mrs. Clemson Jewelry C. C. GARRISON Alumni Ed. Auburn for sixty minutes of hard G. P. Hoffman, have returned to J. C. SHIVER Locals football. The shift play introduc- their homes. Pennants S. W. HENRY Y. M. C. A. Ed. ed by Coach "Bud" Saunders has W. H. MOORE Joke Ed. been mastered, the lineman have Miss Margaret Sadler, after spend- Pillow Covers T. L. JEFFRIES Asso. Joke Ed. learned to charge hard and fast, ing three months in Europe, has re- Stationery Circulation Department and the backs have acquired a speed sumed her duties in the Presidents' J. E. ROSS Circulation Mgr. and side-stepping ability which office. Fountain Pens W. C. HUFFMAN Asso. Cir. Mgr. should enable them to elude many H. B. FLOWERS Aso. Cir. Mgr. an Auburn tackier. The John C. Calhoun chapter, U. Cameras Coach Saunders and Capt. May D. C. was entertained by Mrs. W. have instilled into the men the de- Aull, Monday afternoon. Photographic Supplies termination to lick Auburn, and that (frMixmak is exactly what they intend to do Miss Elizabeth Johnson was hos- Norris Candies when the battle takes place on Sat- tess at the Barnard E. Bee Chapter That football team is looking like urday afternoon. It will take sixty C. of C. Tuesday afternoon at the Eversharp Pencils a million dollars to us just now. minutes of fighting against odds, home of Dr. W. H. Mills. The way they drove down the field but all Tigertown in convinced that Saturday made a battering-ram look their team will show the goods Mrs. Gus Schilletter entertained like a padded knitting needle. Those which will gain the victory, and at a bridge party Friday afternoon boys may not have all the experience hoist the banner of the best Tiger in honor of Mrs. G. C. McDermid of in the world but they have the teams over Clemson not Auburn. Charleston, S. C. "Bed" Wilson—Tackle "stuff," and thats what we'll need Fans from all over the state will Husky tackle who played good next Saturday. That's our team, assemble to view the clash. The Misses Lucy and Aleine Doggett football for the team last year. RADIO SETS AND SUPPLIES fellows, and we've got to back Southern Railway will run a special left last week for their schools at them to the limit. We've got to train from Spartanburg and Green- Long Island and Greenwich, Conn. fight, fight, fight for them on the ville, which will bring a large num- bleachers, just as hard as if we were ber of spectators, while automobiles Mrs. A. B. Bryan gave a bridge L Cleveland Martin out there on the field where they will line the roads in all directions party Tuesday afternoon in honor are! Keep that pep going strong from Tigertown. The ladies of the of Miss. Sadler. and we'll pocket one football game D. A. R. will sell lunch, cafeteria next Saturday afternoon. Carry style, in the big gymn, thus giving Mrs. G. C. McDermid left Thurs- The Rexall Druggist your little "pep kit" to the game the visitors a convenient place to get day for her home in Charleston, S. and keep it working steadily. their lunch. C. after spending the summer at a ■ the Calhoun Mansion. CAC ■ Riggs Field is ready for the bat- tle. The gridiron is layed off, the The two excanges that we have re- goal posts are up, the playing field Col. and Mrs. Pearson were at ceived so far are "The Hornet" home Thursday evening at a bridge and "The Blue Stocking". We give is fenced, the portable bleachers are ■ es a in line along the west side and the party in honor of Mrs. Riggs house these two college papers credit for south end, the permanent bleacher guests. starting things off with a bang. The C.A.C. Hornet" seems to have a competent on the east side complete the bowl, with additional section of these per- and well balanced staff that should manent bleachers being built. The give the "Purple Hurricane" a lot fence around the whole field is now T CAFETERIA of support and advertisement. "The Blue Stocking" was a good paper being completed. We Serve Regular Meals, Everything is set. Clemson will last year and we hope to find it just as good or better this year. play not to hold Auburn to a low "Stonewall" Jackson—Guard Pies, Cakes, Sandwiches, score, but to win the victory. C.A.C. True to his name, this boy is a Ice Cream, —W. W. B. That "pep meeting" in chapel tower of strength in the Tiger line. Ice Cold Milks, Monday night is the kind we want C.A.C. Soft Drinks, all this week. We didn't have everybody out but we want every- Fruits and Candies, body —Seniors, Juniors, Sopho- Hot Dogs a Speciality. mores and "Rats"—to come out and get shot with the spirit of Y. M. C. A. BASEMENT Tigerism these last three nights. —E. H. H. C.A.C. The Auburn game is two days away, preparations are going on swiftly to handle a crowd of approx- Sho es imately five thousand people. This multitude of people will gather here SOAP, TOILETS, from every corner of the State. The main object of this influx is, of AND ALL OTHER course, the football game; however, at the same time they will be ob- ARTICLES FOR serving, searching and criticizing. It is the duty of every man in the CLEMSON CADETS corps to be on the alert to render every courtesy, every assistance that AT REASONABLE is within their power. These people PRICES. will view Clemson very much in the same way we would view Ga. Tech, or any other place of which we have Frank Strother—Tackle I.L.KELLER heard much, and seen little or noth- 'Gilly" Dotterer—Quarterback "Dutch" Tennant—Guard ing. Suppose that we would go to Turnipseed's successor at quarter This is his third year at guard A new man who is right there Clemson College, S. C. Atlanta to see Ga. Tech play one of who bandies the team like a veteran and he improves with every year. with the goods. September l£r 1923. THE TIGER FIVE

The following wedding announce- from Centenary defeated Louisiana obviously their load-sustaining ca- ably be pushed a bit further. Each ALUMNI NOTES ment was sent in to the alumni edi- Southwestern 35-0. pacity covers a wide range. There lamination is complete in itself, but tor: * * * is, therefore, an apparent discrep- ■ ■;;•;!' crystal is strong only as The Misses Shaw DAVIDSON was the only team on ancy in our equation. each lamination remains sound and R. W. Jones '22 is with a Con- announces the marriage of Clemson's schedule which broke into There was a time when it was in a state of close cohesion with its Jessica Isabel Dee—Wellesby '16 action Saturday. The Wildcats took considered up to the young man—I co-operating laminations. And as struction Co. near Bats Cave, N. C. th to on Elon and won 19-0. According to and up to him alone—to show what j e lamination is to be crystal so the department is to the establish- E. C. Bruce '17, who is with the Mr. Ralph Berry Stewart—Clemson a letter from one of our pal's, who at- stuff was in him. Today the exist- ment, the establishment to the in- Planter's Fertilizer and Phosphate '15 tends Davidson and pulls for Clemson ence of a joint responsibility is re- dustry, and the industry to the col- Co., of Greenville, was a recent on Tuesday, the fourth ot September in every game we play except the cognized. The mist must be pene- lege, and both to life in all its visitor on the campus. nineteen hundred and twenty-three Clemson-Davidson clash, the left side trated by both the man and the Brooklyn, New York of the Wildcat line was rather weak establishment. The more thorough phases, nations and races. "Tram" Holly '20 is in Automobile At Home but will be bolstered up shortly by a and effective the effort on both sides The lamination that "sluffs" off business in Aiken. 118 Bryant Street, N. W. man who now has a bad shoulder. the quicker will be the clearing of its close relation to the whole ulti- Washington, D. C. This star whose name was not given the atmosphere, and one head after mately disintegrates and vanishes, M. B. Woodward, '20 is studying C.A.C. was all-Southern prep tackle before another will appear above the fog, leaving perhaps a gap for a while, medicine in the Medical College, at he entered Davidson. to start moving toward its logical which is healed with the lapse of * * * Athens, 6a. VIEWING THE GRIDIRON position on the curve, till the group time, and life goes on, and job go THE SEASON will get under full is strung out and each man moving on, and men go on. John Moore, '21, who for some By "Baldhead" steam on Saturday, with the Clemson- at the speed dictated by his ability The life prism has smooth per- time has been with the Brissie Lum- Auburn garme the biggest treat on and effort. We will assume that pendicular sides. The graduate stu- ber Co. of Anderson, was a recent JUST THREE DAYS until the Ti- the menu. Furman goes to Char- even the least able man has made dent lamination stands at a dizzy gers of the plain invade our campus. visitor on the campus. lottesville for a game with the Uni- material advance. height, measured with the yardstick Our men are loaded for bear or rath- versity of Virginia, a team recently Now take that part of the curve of the boy who cannot afford the "Runt" Herron, '17, "Bill" er for Tiger, and the Plainsmen are put under the wing of "Greasy" intercepted between the men of the luxury of a university training and Middleton, '22, P. G Plexico, '23, due for a rude awaking when Neale, a coach with a national reputa- highest and the lowest ability; again in a lesser degree to him who ears Henry Gaines, '22 and J. C. "Butch" Holahan and his cohorts tion. Tennessee goes to West Point apply the principle of relativity, and his way through. The college man Cheatham.were all recent visitors to hit them at 3 P. M. Saturday. We for the opening intersectional clash. Fig. 1, after a fashion, represents who early recognizes his course as the campus. must win that game, lads, it means In Georgia, Tech plays Oglethrope the group from a somewhat different a ladder that will reach to this level a restoration to our proper place in Georgia plays Mercer; while in North angle. The lowest man has advanc- is fortunate, while often the man Johnny Dunlay, '23 is working in the sun. And with the proper fight Carolina Wake Forest meets North ed in his actual capability to serve, who has to work his way finds that a creamery in Anniston, Ala. in both players and students, win it Carolina at Chapel Hill, Davidson but relatively he has slipped back. the very operation has served to we will. plays P. C. at Rock Hill, Trinity plays We have, therefore, a new slant on sharpen the calks on his boots, so "Runt" Herron, '22 is teaching * * * Agriculture at Hamlet, N. C. Guilford at Durham, and North Caro- the adage that "A man goes up or that they grip firmly on the steeper REPORTS FROM AUBURN give lina State meets Roanoke at Raleigh, down and cannot stand still." pitches of his chosen hyperbola. * * * C. I. Haas, '21 is with the Gnl. away the fact that the Plainsmen Periods of depression like the one Each individual—and we here re- Elec. Co. at Pittsfield, Mass. will be represented this year by a SOUTH CAROLINA teams start we have just experienced drive home vert to our original scale and in- light fast team, equipped with lots with Clemson, Furman, and P. C. the lesson that the opportunity to clude the human race—each indi- "Queen" Martin, '20 is teaching of trick stuff. This is the annual meeting outside foes as mentioned serve goes hand in hand in the long vidual has his own ideal structure school at Central. report from the "Loveliest Village above. Wofford opens Friday with run with relative ability to serve. of life. If he has been free to fol- of the Plain", but Mike Dunahue the North Georgia Aggies. Carolina We can often learn much from low his natural bent, he sees his "Bull" Dean, '21 is with a Con- always managed to trot out a line and Erskine start up Friday or Sat- analyzing the slope of a curve. The particular lamination at the top of struction Co. in Spartanburg, S. C. averaging at least 200 pounds, and urday in Columbia. Citadel takes going at the right-hand end looks the prism, and from this height he though Mike is no longer at Auburn, on the Parris Island Marines Satur- easy, with small chance to slipping. looks down with more or less tolera- J. D. Warner, '22 has recieved his Boozer Pitts follows his footsteps. day, and Newberry remains idle un- But every step up demands sticking tion on what, to him, are more low- M. A. degree at the Univ. of We can expect to see a huge squad til the following week when they to it harder to develop the requisite ly callings. If his conception pic- Kentucky.and is now connected with move into battle Saturday. will come here for a game. adhesion, and shortly, digging-in is tures more glorified planes, and he the Extension Dept. at Clemson. * * * C.A.C. essential to secure sound toe holds, has any red blood in his veins, he MORGAN BLAKE, sports editor THE MAN AND THE JOB each successive hold requiring in- will move heaven and earth to bore Ned Sally, '22 was a recent visitor of the Atlanta Journal, remarks in creased effert. up his ideal, and start to climb the Let Y equal the burden of respon- on the campus. a prominent position at the head of We have been analyzing that we new heights from which with broad- sibility imposed by the job. his column that the Tiger-Tiger bat- believed to be a single plain curve, er vision he can see and aspire to La X epual the number of men J. K. Dorman, '23 is teaching tle will be the big game of the day but we find on close scrutiny that still nobler achievement. competent to shoulder the load. school at Green Sea in Horry County in Southern football. Truer words we are dealing with a laminated —G. M. Eaton. Write the equation of the life were never spoken. structure, and incipient cleavage ! n.A.C. — I" * * * line. Leroy Hinson '23 is Supt. of planes are found to exist. See Fig. J OLEMSON'S GROWTH Analyzing the limits— Schools at Hannas in Florence CAROLINA IS ENDEAVORING to 2. The hyperbola exists in each PHENOMENAL When no burden of responsibility County. move up her game with Erskine one lamination, and the various men are exists, anybody can fill the bill, and (Continued from page 1) day so that the players and Columbia beginning to segregate as directed H. M. Holley, '20 is running a therefore when Y = zero, X = in- fans can get to the classic battle on by their several abilities and prefer- session. Approximately 100 rooms farm and dairy near Aiken, S. C. Riggs' Field. If this is done there finity. ances. Some gravitate to salesman- in barracks have three students per When the burden is infinite, X will be no conflicting intercollegiate ship; some to engineering; etc. room. In the past it has always "Kid" Fuller, '22, John Wigington game in the state. Wofford and = zero. After a little more time has elaps- been the custom to put only two '23, and "Willie Hopp" Odom, are Presbyterian College have already Analyzing the approaches to the ed, and as we look with a stronger students in a room because the stu- working at Ware Shoals. arranged to have thier games with limits, we see that a small incre- glass, we find further latent cleav- dents can study better when so plac- North Georgia Aggies and Davidson ment of responsibility above zero ed and there is more space for each "BobV Ervin, '23 is with a Textile age as specialized leanings become respectively played on Friday instead eliminates a very great number of man when only two occupy a room. -Corporation in Henderson, Kentucky. defined. of Saturday. individuals. Each successive incre- At the next session of the legisla- * * * ment, however, eliminates a decreas- Thus, we find the industrial life M. B. Sams '05, is Manager of to be a hyperbolic prism with a de- ture all the influence that can be CAROLINA'S FRESHMAN Candi- ing number. Gaffney Hardware Store, Gaffney, tail structure built up of many lami- brought to bear to get increased ap- dates need a barber badly, complains We can therefore at once describe nations akin to a mica crystal. We propriations for Clemson will be S. C. Brian Bell in his column in the the general shape of the curve as re- have spoken of planes of cleavage, needed. Do your part alumni! "Pinkie Colbert, '21, is with the "State", bemoaning the fact that so ferred to rectilinear co-ordinates. It —E. H. H. is asymptotic by the hyperbola with and our analogy to mica may profit- Oklahoma Cotton Grower's Asso. at many of them have the long, flow- the equation XY = a constant. See Oklahoma City, Okla. ing, tea-hound type of hair. If friend Bell desires to look over a Fig. 1. Charlie Vincent, and "Abe" Freshmen bunch with the proper For purposes of discussion, we KEEP YOUR DOLLARS AT HOME! Richards, '23, who are doing Textile hair-cuts, not a tea-pup in the bunch will neglect the possible detail dis- work at Ware Shoals, were recent he should come out and get an eye- crep mcies between this equation visitors to the college. full of Caoch Goodale's rats. and the actual -and proceed as if it * * * were fundamentally true. Block "C" Club Lyman Hamrick, '19, is Supt. of WAKE FOREST has canceled her Stated in words— at the Musgrove and Alma Mills game with Furman on Nov. 3 because The product of responsibility and WHERE YOUR DOLLAR IS WORTH 100 CENTS : Gaffney, S. C. Furman will not let her play Fresh- the number of men competent to men. The dropping of this game will bear it, is a constant. Henry Gaines, '22, and Dee really be a good thing for Furman's Life in the abstract is a hyperbola Timmons, '23, are Architects of schedule since the "Hurricane" has Life in the living is climbing the THE JEW SHOP games with both Davidson and Rich- ^draftmen in the office of Beacham hyperbola. and LeGrand in Greenville, S. C. mond on the program for the preced- ing week and the game with Carolina We will first study a few of the LET US TURN OVER YOUR PROFITS phenomena encountered in ascend- J. F. Coleman, '23, is taking comes the following week, so that an ing a single hyperbola, bringing out FOR CLEMSON •graduate work in Elec. Engineering off day in place of the Wake Forest later that a third dimension is in- at Rutledge University. game will come in handily. Mercer's game with Furman will be played in volved and that no real life exist ALL TOGETHER MEN, LET'S PULL J. R. Ferguson, '18, is draftman Macon instead of Greenville. Thus in "Flatland." Consider the case of a group of \tor Minter Homes Co. of Greenville. the latest announcements about sche- TOGETHER FOR THE GOOD OF OUR dulese knock two gamees off Green- university graduates entering an in- dustrial establishment as students. ANNOUNCEMENT! ville's menu. * * * In the first analysis the curve cover- ALMA MATER! In view of limited Hotel facilities A HANDFUL of scattered teams ed the entire human race, but with at Clemson, the ladies of the An- Mr. Einstein's permission, we will drew Pickens Chapter D. A. R. will opened their season last Saturday. OPERATED BY "TIGER" LETER MEN In the South Carson-Newmen sprung change our measuring stick and the serve dinner or luncheon in the New the surprise by holding Sewanee to curve will at once represent the a- Gymnasium on Riggs Field on the bility the employer expects to find FOR THE BENEFIT AND PROMOTION day of the Auburn-Clemson Home- a scoreless tie, V. M.. I. took the Quantico Marines Into camp by a 6- in these men. They start at the coming Game for 12 to 2 P. M. 0 score, and "Bo" McMillin's eleven right-hand end of the curve, but OF "ATHLETICS" IN "TIGERTOWN" Saturday September 29-1923. 16 SIX THE TIGER September Tfr, 1923.

covered. The dust flew up behind was reiterated to the aristocratic Extract from "Greer Astonisher" A rooster who was not very satis- FAGULTY TRACK the speeding contestants in thick pilot of the mother tongue. fied with his hens one day found clouds. This phase of the race "You are on" cried the doctor so an ostrich egg. Gathering together strongly resembled "Spark Plug away they sped another hundred Marvin Lee McClimon, a well his wives he showed it to them say- SEASON NOW OPEN and Maude in the last laps of a yards classic. known Greer boy, upon the notice ing: "I don't mean to belittle your Kentuckey derby." In a vain ef- Very luck for the doctor his hat of his appointment as a second attempts, but ust look what other Riggs Field Scene of Thrilling Race fort Colonel Pearson put forth a was swept from his head by the leiutenant, (Hoc' in th corps of ca- folks are doing."—Moonshine. Great Sprinting Feat Gives Treat last rally of nerve and muscle in wind as they raced across the course dets at Clemson A. &M. College, left To Select Crowd of True Sports. order to overcome the lead that his venge such an insult a challenge home several weeks ago to resume I saw the anguish on her face. competitor now had on him. His Stooping to recover his misplaced Riggs Field, September 20, 1923. his studies and also to become Whiie great and salty tears she shed last effort was no avail. "Dopie" "sky-piece" Dr. Daniel had the keen Speaking of races, we don't fail familiar with his duties as an officer "What sorrow can be yours?" I won by a hair's width and fell ex- disappointment of seeing the Colo- to have them in Tigertown. Last This young man has had military cried; hausted into the arms of his ad- nel's heels working up and down so spring we saw what was supposed to honers thrust upon while at Clemson "Alas," she wept, "My engine's mirers. fast that they gave the appearance be the fastest talent in South Caro- being a corporal, sergeant, and dead."—Burr. of belonging to a man in a prone lina perform on the cinder path. The Colonel was as fresh at the leiutenant. He also made a good position. At that particular time one Mr. finish as at the start. showing at the R. O. T. C. camp and Here's to the girl on the bridal path Jack Chandler won Southern fame It was with no small amount of The final heat was easily won by Camp McClellan this summer. Heres With a birdie in her hand, * as the king of sprinters. The -indignation that the vanquished he- the Colonel and even to the present to you"Mac,"the whole city wishes But it's not a horse she's seeking— laurels were his—but alas not for ro perceived Dr. D. W. Daniel laugh- day many hearts rejoice with him you much sucess in your military It's a groom that's in demand. in his victory.—J. M. L. career. —"Virginia Reel. keeps. A man of greater caliber ing at his defeat. In order to a- has made his appearance in the realm of sprinters and carved his name just above that of the honor- able Chandler, on the speed records of the present day. On Tuesday afternoon a stalwart figure was seen to walk majestically across the athlete field to the scene of the day's gridiron practice. After the members of the football squad had sprinted across the field at the conclusion of the days prac- tice, the above named individual of Herculean figure approached the groups of gridiron warriors. There was a keen flash in his eye, and a proud glow in his hand- some cheek tht seemed to portray retrospections of by gone days. His easy and rhythmic stride gave evi- dence of athletic ability. Could it be possible that this man felt inclined to match his speed with some of the best talent of South Carolina? The suspense was cut short, however, by his deep ton ed voice which peeled forth in a manner that demanded attention. Even the grass looked up to this superb figure of manhood. The men on the football squad stood as if they were glued to the ground. This great man had issued a verbal challenge to any man present to come forth and race with him. Sur- prise reigned supreme. The man to ngineering Levels Mountains whom we refer was none other than Colonel Madison Pearson, es- The Pack Train has become a relic of the methods, and has developed entirely new teemed commander of the corps of past, along with the Prairie Schooner. cadets. ones, as well. Modern methods of transportation have The bold challenge did not have Engineering, as it is applied to transporta- leveled mountains, brought San Francisco long to wait for a reply. That re- tion, has had to concern itself with many ply coming from one Mr. Major of nearer to New York, and widened the mar- kinds of materials and many ways of handling "Dopie" pedigree. The gauntlet hav- kets of all our great industries. ing been thrown into the ring and them under all manner of circumstances. the challenge accepted, action began. And the engineering brains and energy, For instance the problems surrounding the Those football men who remained that have developed transportation to the handling of iron ore, in bulk, are vastly on the field oragnized themselves in- to a cheering squad in order to en- prominence it holds in the business of the different from those encountered in moving courage their favorite in the "race world today, are no longer employed in any one of the finished products manufac- of the ages." During this time improving means of overland travel alone. tured from iron ore, that must also be the Colonel was stripping himself Street Railways, Elevator Systems, Inter- transported in large quantities. But Engin- of his dignity, namely, cap, specta- urban Lines and Improved Shipping Lines— eering constantly meets each situation with » • cles, blouse and "Sam Brown" belt- ing material. Soon the runners these are some of the accomplishments of improved transportation facilities. engineering in the development of better took their respective positions. Industry, as a whole, and the nations and The air was tense with excite- transportation. ment. the people of the world owe much to the Get ready, get set, go! Whoops Neither have the builders of such systems engineers, associated with such large manu- they were off. been concerned only in the actual hauling of facturing industries as Westinghouse. They At this stage of the game three people and materials. A study of the methods have not only brought about vast improve- rousing cheers were liberated by of handling passengers and freight at the ments, but they have done so at a constantly the rooters, near the finish, for each of the two contestants. large terminals has developed the Terminal decreasing cost to those who derive the Speed is a slow adjective to use Engineer, who has greatly improved existing greatest benefit from them. in describing the wind splitting rate at which those racing figures tore across the field. The crowd became frantic at this stage of the game. Some one fell across a water bucket and diverted the attention of the spectators from the wing footed runners. This in turn kept many of them from seeing the four hand springs that Colonel Pearson exe- "Westinghouse cuted on the seventy five yard line. Only a born athlete could have pulled such a masterly performance. The "acrobatics", however, were ACHIEVEMENT 8 OPPORTUNITY not without results and disasterous they were. At this instant the "Flying Major" sped by Colonel Pearson like the racing Atalanta in her young and speedier days. Twenty five yards remained to be September i$, 1923. THE TIGER SEVEN .if iMnnniirMniTo L. H. Doar presented as a declama- Point gridiron star of a few years NF.V.»? Imrnuvtmcnio n a piece of newspaper work ago, and is now a regular army FACULTY GIVES from the :elebrated Edgar A. Guest. officer stationed at the Citadel in THE COMMUNITY STORE After' this G. M. Speer gave a fine Charleston. GLEMSON assortment of jokes and humorous Greenville News FIRST DAME CATERS TO CADETS Buildings Repaired- -Look Like Xcw stories. C.A.C. Muoh Paving. Th? debato for the evening touch- COMMUNITY STORE UNDER NEW Fruits, Candies, ed upon a topic now interesting to The credit for starting the year When we returned this year we all Clemson men: namely, about MANAGEMENT off right by giving a good dance Cold Drinks, were glad to see the improvements football. .1. G. Lewis and G. W. goes to the faculty dancing club. that were made during our absence. Sawyer hotly contended that inter- The Community Store, thru its The dance was held in the old Canned Goods Perhaps the most decided and best I!e?Tiate athletics should be abo- manager Mr. F. B. Morgan, has ex- gymnasium, where "Queen Terpsi- Vegetables, improvement was the new addition lished, while W. H. Craven and B. pressed itself as wishing to estab- chore" has reigned supreme until of rooms to Barracks No. 1. This Spencer successfully argued that lish trade with the cadets. This early in the morning many, many Good "Eatables, •v wing contains about fifty new such a thing should never be done. store is now under a new manager times. rooms, and on the frst floor it gives The judges were out of the room an has four members of the faculty The service of "The Jungaliers," Spalding Sweaters addtional room to the mess hall. for a short time, during which time as directors. This concern is 100 Clemson's orchester, were secured The entire Barracks No 3, and a [. B. Kirton entertained the au- percent for Clemson and Clemson and this group of musicians played F. B. MORGAN, Manager. greater part of Barracks No. 2, dience with a selected reading from boys and is installing a line of goods excellently, considering the amount have been repaired. i or the best authors. A call that will appeal to the cadet trade. of time they had played together. Numerous cement curbs and ,i-. made to see if there were any They are having a representative It looks now as if the Tigertown walks have been laid, all of which students present who wanted to of Schloss Bros., makers of "Clothes orchester will keep up the reputa- have been needed for a long time. join the society. Five men respond- Beautiful" at their place of business tion of "the original Jungaliers." MOTHER'S These adds to the beauty of the d to this call and took the oath of Friday and Saturday, and invite ca- A number of young ladies were campus besides being very useful to : i_lbcrship. Immediately after- dets to come down on either of visitors on the campus for the the students. .vards the meeting adjourned until those days to look at the samples occasion and these with the girls COOKING The entire third floor of the En- Tome future date—O. A. R. and be measured for suits, over- of the campus and the young couples gineering Building has been turned C.A.C. coats, etc. A bunch of young men among the faculty made the oc- over to the Architectural department are running the store and express casion a most enjoyable one. A Visit doing away with the small and TEXTILES ORGANIZ their desire to do anything for the number of seniors enjoyed the hos- CLINT TAYLOR'S cramped quarters on the second cadets. They wish to sell cold pitality of the faculty dancing club floor, that were previously used by drinks, candies and anything choice and were "stags" at the affair. LUNCH STAND tke Architectural Division. The AND PLAN LIBRARY to eat to the cadets. The election of dancing club third floor has been remodled, and officers for the year took place dur- The Textile Society held its first now consists of two large drawing C.A.C. ■ ing the intermission. Mr. Chris. E. Hot Dogs — Dogs Hot regular meeting last Thursday night rooms, a lecturer room, a freehand Folk was elected president and This society is composed of men Cigars, room, a library, and an office. The Prof. C. L. Morgan was elected secy.- who are followers of the cotton mill second floor of .the Engineering THE EX-KAISER treasurer. Cigarettes, industry. Inasmuch as this was the Building is used by the drawing de- The Faculty has had some mighty first meeting of the year, the first Soft Drinks, partment. On the first floor, new IN EXILE good dances in the past and all the part of the program was devoted to rooms have been built in what was seniors who attend are loud in thier Milks, the election of officers for the en- the old mechanic working room, Sensational Picture Of Former Ger- praises of the "faculty dances." Sandwiches, and are used by the Civil Engineer- sueing year. After much delibera- man War Lord Coming At Y. ■ C.A.C. ing Department. tion the- following men were elect- Candy, ed to fill the various offices: HER OLD AUTHOR «, ^Additional permanent bleachers "Guarded by the Dutch military are being added to those on Riggs L. C. Tolleson—President. police, a virtual prisoner in his By the shores of Cuticura, —Moat Anything You Want. Field, and will be ready for use in H. P. Walker—Vice-President. twenty-acre estate at Doom, Hol- By the shining Sunkist waters, time for the big Auburn-Clemson E. L. Smith—Secretary. land, the ex-Kaiser is the hardest Lived the Prophylatic Chiclet, COME ONCE, AND game on Saturday. L. R. Shirley—Treasurer. man in the world to photograph. Danderine, old Helmar's daughter. —D. C. A. These men were duly installed, For five years motion pictures and YOU'LL COME AGAIN C.A.C. and the next part of the program newspaper camera men have used She was loved by Instant Postum SO IS THE OWL was taken up. Prof. Cheatham, of every device and subterfuge possible Son of Piedmont and Victrola. the Textile Department, made a to photograph him. Heir apparent to the Mazda, very good speech in which he plead- Of the tribe of Coco Cola. They say— Bribery, trickery and aeroplanes Cleaning and Pressing ed for the organization of a library That all the Prof's. have been employed. But they all in the Textile building. This library At dear old Clemson. failed to penetrate the secrets of C.A.C. Bring Yonr Work to The according to Prof. Cheaham's plan Are wise old birds. his life in exile behind the barbed would be founded by the students Results of "Large" Contest But I disagree wire enclosed prison at Doom. Old Reliable in the Textile Department thru a In the very exciting and interest- With the guy Finally Baron Clemens Von Rach- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED popular subscription. The library ing Large Contest which was re- That made witz—Nei, former schoolmate of the would be added on to each year by cently held; it was decided that R. Such a statement ex-Kaiser's sons, member of the incoming class. This able sugges- L. Lee had the largest foot and CLIFT CRAWFORD'S Because German Diplomatic Service at Paris tion was put in the form of a mo- mouth and "Fatty" Jackson the There's one bird and Liason officer of German Gen- tion, and was carried unanimously. largest amount of weight, personal. PRESSING CLUB In the Chemistry Hall eral Headquarters during the war, Consequently, in the near future a That uses words gained permission to enter the park Textile Library will be installed in The meaning of which of "Huis Doom." I can't find the Textile building. *> The President of the Society con- Once inside, where he was a guest Even in Webster's. of the ex-Kaiser for three days, he Also cluded the program by an initation KODAK WORK to all Textile students to attend the concealed himself in the shrubbery. There's still another Then with the aid of several friends Who says next meeting, and help place the ROOM 404 Society in the column of successful and a long range lens attached to That any man organization—E. L. S. his camera, he got the first, and Best and Quickest Service in Barracks. Who uses all big words what are probably the last motion C.A.C. Is uneducated picture to be taken of the exiled Come by and See Samples. So evidently STRUPPER TO BE former Emperor of Germany. This There must be TIGER OFFTOAL remarkable and. exclusive picture is A cog loose. presented by Fred E. Harrelin in In the perfect (?) system By B. E. Goodale the two-reel feature "The ex-Kaiser BOB FORTENBERY Of selecting in Exile." These so called Officials for the Clemson-Auburn This is the picture which we are Wise old profs. game have been announced and looking forward to seeing here on Or else. those who know them congratulate October 16. It is presented by, and Ima Boob. the Clemson authorities upon secur- for the benefit of, The American C.A.C. ing such able men to officiate at the Leigon. Everybody who lives on the WADE HAMPTON SOCIETY first gridiron classic of the year in Earth has heard of the Kaiser and We do not sell »11 the good Special Attention Given this part of the country. practically everybody holds him di- Qoo&i Is tows, BUT what It was on the evening of Sept. 21 Everett Strupper, of Atlanta, one rectly responsible for the greatest WE DO SELL ABE GOOD. to Ordering Athletic that an unusually large crowd of time famous Georgia Tech athlete war in all history. It will be quite • o • students congregated in the class- and assistant football coach at Mer- a treat to us to see the former "War Robt- Boras CMgar*, Goods—only two days room devoted to History and Econo- cer last year will referee the Tigers Lord" feebled and withered in his NwHalr/'a Candy, required. mics and were entertained with a first contest. He will be remember- ignorminious exile.—E. H. H. Waterman Fountain Peas, very interesting program. The ed by many for his splendid work as Arrow Shirts and Collar*, Wade Hampton Literary Society referee in the Clemson-barolina CAC ■ Knitted and Military Ttes, game last year. RACKETS RESTRUNG was called to order by the presiding Wanted:—A cure for ball headed- Khaki Regwtatfom Shirt* "Bob"' Williams of Roanoke will officer, O. A. Roberts, and the ness. Anything from "Threes X's" and Tronsars. SWEATERS carrying out of the program was umpire the game. Many old timers Army Shoes, Special Made. will remember Williams as a suc- to "Three Roses," acceptable. See WHITE DUCKS begun. L. B. Daxis, a member of "Pop" Glenn and "Ickey" Friar. Bath Rehea mm* Slipper*. the Freshman class was the first cessful coach at Clemson and Caro- Mteiauoc HUk aad Wool BASKETBALL SHOES speaker on the floor. He demon- lina. He was known throughout the CAC Hose. TENNIS RACKETS strated, in a very remarkable man- South as a great defensive coach The Senior Dance will be on Fri- ner, that he had received valuable Williams assisted Struppeer as um- training in his high school literary pire in officiating the Clemson-Caro- day, October 5th. instead of on the work, for his oration was delivered lina game last year. 6th, as was announced in last weeks in such an effective and forciable The head linesman and third of- Tiger. This is going to be a real manner that when he had finished, ficial will be "Mac" McQuarrie,, who Clemson dance; a large crowd of I ho applause was almost deafening. will be recalled as a great West visitors and students are expected. EIGHT THE TIGER September 19, 1923.

MANY CADETS ATTEND CAMP lur ag the week. before the year is over. idea of how they will start the game MAY AND SAUNDEDS McCELXAN A number of points of interest Finklea, who has been one of the off when "Tiger" meets "Tiger." INSPIRE CADETS Tentative Line-L'p located near the camp and the Tigers' best candidates for end, (Continued from page 1) Out o." 1010 young men who at- ■-.-■, .-■ nt when ever the opportuni- hurt his leg in scrimmage Monday Garrison—right end tended the R. O. T. C. Camp at ty for a pass came around. and is unable to be in the lineup Holohan—right tackle And -then "Kora Kadets" broke Camp McClellan at Anniston. Ala. The cave is probably one of the just now. He will probably be a- Strother—right guard loose and almost brought the chande- A last summer, there were 13 C!SE- /..:..:... ut points of interest round alright by the day of the Wertz—center liers down from the ceiling of the son students. This camp includes (ask Griffin for further information game. Tennant—left guard chapel. all of the students of R. O. T. C. in concerning same).. "Frizzycue" Garrison also known Wilson—left tackle This was a regular meeting of the the colleges of the Fourth Corps Many of the men who could af- as "Red" and Charlie, handles the Finklea—left end Athletic Association and the election Area who have had one year of the ford to do so visited Birmingham pigskin like he might have been Dotterer—quarterback of a Cheer-Leader came up before advanced course, or in other words and neighboring points. Anniston, raised on pigskin pies. He has the Harmon—half back the student body. Captain May, students between the junior and however, was the "Mecca" of all the build, stamina, and endurance to Robinson—half back President of the Association, took senior year at college. boys and the "Lyric Theatre" was make a wonderful end. His work Williams—full back. the names of the nominees for Clemson had, by far, the largest the most popular place in town. in the scrimmages could not have The Tiger football machine will senior cheer leaders, and in the e- number of representatives from any The R. O. T. C. camp is probab- been better. go on Riggs Field Saturday prepar- lection that followed, W. W. "Buck" college in the South, with Georgia ly one of those "somethings" which The coaches have been shifting ed for the battle of its life and in Spearman was elected by an almost Tech second. One hundred and ten makes a senior out of a junior in the men about considerably during Clemson's mind there can be only unanimous vote. of the Clemson men were in "C" college, and no young man who can the last few days and anything de- one outcome of the game—victory, Several good peppy yells were given company, which was the Clemson do so should miss the opportunity finite is hard to arrive at but the and not only moral victory, but also before the students left chapel to outfit, while 18 of our men were to attend a summer military camp writer gives the following as his victory on points—E. H. H. carry the spirit on to barracks. in Company "A", the special weapon, at least once in his life—E. H. H. outfit. C. A.C.— The training includes a six weeks BRIEFS course in marksmanship, musketry, company tactics, athletics and a Chicago is only twenty-eight per number of other things. cent "American" in the strictest The course in marksmanship in- sense of the word. The statictics col- cluded rifle marksmanship, pistol lected by the Chicago association of marksmanship, and for the special commerce show that seventy-two per weapon company, training in the cent of the population, or 1,947,376 "one-pounder," the machine gun and persons, are of foreign birth or the trench mortar. parentage. The Federall .census A number of Clemson men quali- classes all person born in this coun- fied as rifle experts, pistol expert, try as Americans, but the association rifle sharpshooter, pistol sharpshoot- of commerce made a finer distinction er, rifle marksman, and pistol marks Less than twenty-five per cent of the man. The Clemson outfit had two white population of Chicago are rifle teams which came third and "Americans," as classed by the fourth respectively in the contests association of commerce. between shools. Each college had two teams and the scores for the An acre burial plot near Lancaster contest were as follows. Ohio, was bequeathed by Nathanial Out of a Possible 2100 Wilson 100 years ago to President Florida 1750 Andrew Jackson as a burial place Emory 1687 and to his successors in the Presi- Clemson 1669 dency. No Chief Executive has ever Clemson 16 59 availed himself of the privilege, how- Miss. A. & M 1645 ever. The doner died In 1836. Lo- Citadel 1645 cust trees are within the inclosure Auburn 1638 and it is surrounded by a high, oc- L. S. TJ 1638 tagonal stone wall. The place is Florida 1635 known locally as the "President's The students were taught physical Acre." drill and athletics. Every man had oAvondale Ulster to go out for some branch of ath- France is developing cotton pro- for youruj men letics and competent coaches were duction under her own flag. Several in charge of the gro.up out for each new plantations were opened this branch of sport. Just a few days year in Algiers and a net profit of before the camp was brought to a 3,500 francs an acre is reported When you buy your fall clothes you will want the close, there was an R. O. T. C. track from this crop. In the French Su- smartest and latest style in model and fabric, but meet between teams from all the dan, cotton equal to the best colleges. Clemson was third in the Egyptain has already been raised. bear in mind the economy and satisfaction of better meet, with Miss. A. & M. first and C.A.C. tailoring—that under-the-surface construction Ga. Tech second. This was as large CLEMSON TIGERS PREPARE FOR which adds so much to the appearance and lasting a meet as is held anywhere in the INITIAL GAME OF SEASON quality of good style. south and the competition between VS. AUBURN SMurraytown Ulsterette colleges was keen. In Campus Togs youthful lines are emphasized Swimming was a great sport at (Continued from page 1) camp. There is a small artificial whether it be in size 32 or 42, and the smart gives exhibitions of broken-field lake located at the camp, and swim- appearance of the wide variety of models is a de- running that remind one of "Bo" ming was a favorite pastime with McMillan, former Centre star signing achievement developed by an experience the boys when they had time to Charlie, in addition to being one of swim. Swimming and diving con- stretching over thirty-five long years of successful the fastest men on the team, is tests between schools were held at Clemson's main dependence for service. at the lake, and Clemson came in punting this year. His punting and for her share of honors in these drop-kicking work for the Tigers contests. Derbykill Model last year gave him state-wide re- We guarantee our clothes Everything to make life pleasant cognition, and this year he gives for the boys during rcreation hours promise of even greater perfor- was done by the camp officials dur- mances. CHICAGO ing the six-weeks stay. Dances were "Stonewall" Jackson, "Dutch" NEW YORK BOSTON SAN FRANCISCO given twice a week at a dance hall Tennant, "Bob" Fortenbery, and near the camp, and the Anniston "Horse" Mullins will hold down the girls and officers daughters from the position at guards. "Stonewall" camp turned out en masse. These was the big boy who won his name hops ere a most pleasant feature A broad variety of pocket*, plait*, belt*, by the brand of football he played ate., i* to be found under trieae dif- of the camp. against Centre last year, and Dutch ferent type* of model* illustrated. Every college pulled a stunt night Tennant is his co-partner on the op- Preference far the more (ubdued I jn woolen* prevail* thit FaB. at the open air amphitheatre on the posite side of center. Fortenbery camp ground. The bands of the and Mullins are two men who play- regular outfits located at camp play- ed on the scrubs last year, but who ed at many of these performances, may step in at any time now and ^ ClothesJoiYoungMsu and some of the schools had their land the "varsity. orchestras. Boxing was one of the Captain Holohan and "Red" Wil- 'Distributed by retail merchants nationally big features of the evening enter- son have that stuff which makes a tainments. Elimination bouts were tackle go through the line to get *40 held to determine the R. O. T. C. his man. "Butch" is the proper champions of the Fourth Corps area. leader to carry his team to victory *45 Feature Fall All weights were decided. over the Plainsmen next Saturday *50 Suitings Polo was a game that was new and will work hard both individual- Edgeficld Stripe* and interesting to most of the boys. ly and with his teammates. "Tom" Regatta Stripe* Bengal Cord* This is a great game among army Bailes, a letter man from last years Kenrock Serges Mountain Rock officers, and the Sunday afternoon team, is a football player who will Wonted polo games were looked forward to make a name for himself at tackle

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