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Action Police bust fake-ID scheme party By Sara Weiss said Lawrence Thornton, associate said Patrolman Tom Finch. arrests: the raid. sweeps Staff Reponer director of Public Safety. The raid ended a six-month After a confidential informant Weldin said Lubowsky has been Police from four departments, Howard A. Lubowsky, 32, of investigation that began when two told police that Lubowsky would operating in at least four states: including Newark and University Jersey City, N.J. was charged with Stone Balloon doormen be in Cannon Wednesday night, New York, New Jersey, Police, arrested two New Jersey 31 counts, including forgery and confiscated what appeared to be police set up the raid by planting a Pennsylvania and Delaware, DUSC residents Wednesday night in a conspiracy, following the 9 p.m. three New Jersey drivers' licenses person wearing a body making fake licenses and selling Cannon residence hall room for police raid, said Newark Police and turned them in to Ne wark microphone in the dorm room. them for $50 each. Students elect running a false identification card Cpl. James Weldin. Police in Oc10ber. When the person had recorded "To say he produced several operation. Claudia Silverberg, 31, of East Newark Police then contacted enough incriminating evidence, hundred of these IDs would be leaders for three In addition, two university Morris Plains, N.J. was also University Police, who were about six or seven officers entered conservative," said Trooper Juan sophomores, both Cannon arrested and charged with 13 assisted by two New Jersey police the room and made t,he arrests. Munoz, of the New Jersey State campus groups similar counts. departments and a county University student John Penrod residents, will be charged with Police special projects unit, which By jim Cambareri and judicial offenses, Some other students in the room prosecutor's office. (AS 91 ), one of the Stone Balloon specializes in detectiog fake Staff Reporter Weldin gave the following including counts of forgery and during the arrest have been or will doormen who confiscated the identification. Throughout campus Tuesday be charged by University Police, account of Wednesday ni ght's licenses in October, aided police in possession of false identification, see BUST page 5 afternoon, students cast their votes to determine who the officers of the three largest student organizations will be during the upcoming academic year. The Delaware Undergraduate Senate passes Student Congress (DUSC) released unofficial results of the elections Tuesday night, showing Rob McAnnally (EG 92) the winner of house monitor the DUSC presidential seat. The five students under his Action • platform also won their respective positions. comprom1se McAnnally won with a total of 469 votes of 813 cast for that By Richard jones with financial ability be required to hire live­ office throughout the day. Administrative News Editor in directors for the program. During his term as president, After more than four months of debate, University officials have agreed to McAnnally said he hopes to the Faculty Senate ratified a proposal by a establish a tuition scholarship for house increase student awareness and 27-11 vote Monday which requires three directors to alleviate some of the financial make DUSC more responsive to Greek organizations with houses to hire a burden Greek organizations might student needs. live-in director on a trial basis. experience. Ted Ammann (AS 92), who was The policy is an amended version of a The senate also voted to establish a task not affiliated with a party and the resolution originally introduced by Edward force to research campus Greek life. only other official candidate Schweizer, professor of chemistry, at a Schweizer proposed the policy change running against McAnnally, December senate meeting. because he believes cases of alcohol abuse received 283 votes. The policy states that three organizations and sexual assault in unsupervised houses Ammann could not be reached with 20 members or more be required to hire makes it necessary. for comment. a house director by next fall for an two-year Schweizer said although he was glad the Write-in candidate Karl trial period. policy passed, it was not as comprehensive Boettcher (EG 92), running under The senate will then evaluate the policy as his original plan. the SCOPE ticket, received 61 • and may enact it university-wide by April "I didn't think it was as good as the one I votes. 1993. proposed, bu\ it's a start," Schweizer said. Official results will be • The policy primarily affects the 15 Greek During the debate, which was timed by a confirmed at Monday's DUSC • organizations with houses, because all other mechanical · buzzer, senators made meeting, said DUSC vice president • groups have some supervision. amendments to amendments and debated and election chair Marc Davis (BE • The plan stipulates that only those groups see COMPROMISE page 4 91). Other winners in the DUSC ... election include Jen Korolishin Greeks worried about new policy (AS 92), vice-president; Ansonia Point (EG 91), secretary; and By julie Creech "We are unhappy because a lot of details Susan Totten (AS 93) as treasurer. Staff Reporter were not looked into," he said. Nate Herman (AS 92) and Although the Faculty Senate approved an The policy states that the Greek Michelle Shapiro (AS 93) were amended version of Edward Schweizer's organizations selected for the experimental elected as the two DUSC Faculty proposal for Greek organizations to hire period will be based on economic feasibility. Senate representatives for the next house monitors, many Greeks continue to "It's hard to determine [which term. . oppose it. organizations] this will affect," Csatari said. The new officers will take start : David Csatari (AS 91), president of the Sean Brady (BE 92), president of Sigma their jobs May 6. McAnnally is : , Interfraternity Council {IFC), said the Nu fraternity, also has some complaints replacing Mike DiFebbo (BE 91): • council is disappointed with the passing of about the plan. who is graduating in June. the policy, which requires three Greek "There is some validity in having an adult Pamela Wray DeStefano Elections were also held for organizations with houses to hire a monitor presence," he said, "but in order to be Senator Edward Schweizer, author of the original Greek house monitor president, vice-president and for an two-year experimental period. proposal, votes for the compromise pilot program. It passed by a vote of 27·11. see GREEKS page 4 see DUSC page 4 Faculty postpones Will to ·achieve vote on divestment lals of two legs, used this analogy By Suzanne Helondovitch D~sab/ed veteran to express the plight of the Staff Reporter disabled to a SO-member audience The Faculty Senate decided urges students to 1\JeSday. Monday to postpone its vote on "Accessibility means one word divestment from South Africa until .re,.ach for dreams - freedom, the freedom to move next fall, despite a recent By Oare Lyons through our society," said Demby recommendation to do so by a SUif lltrpottrr in his speech, sponsored by senate committee. Professor of Chemical Imagine stagaing to QllC end Career Planning and Placement as Engineering Stanley Sandler made of Smilh HID to find the much· a part of Liberal Arts Career the motion to table the vote because needed bathroom out of order. Week. he said there was insufficient time Relief lies in the next closest One in five people become to discuss the recommendation bathroom two swinging doors disabled each year because of away. : automobile, work-related and from the senate's Ad Hoc Committee on Divestment. . Now picture being in a home accidents, he said. Bill Divestment is a policy which wheel~hair, wheelina toward a Demby became one of those StMlley Sandler involves removing financial bathroom with a normal-sized swistics in March 1971 when a ... motioned to table vote on issue rocket exploded in the truck he. investments in companies that doorway, but JCttina stuck as The committee's 41-page report, was driving in VICIIIIIO'I. conduct business in South Africa. IOIIIething warm trickles down which urged the university's Demby is featured in a The university currently owns )Uir ...... , die fto«. divestment from South Africa, w• television advenisement for Pamela Wray DeStefano about $30 million worth of Blil Delllby, a 1111 _. wilb I pesented oear the meeting's end. artificial Umba, two of which Since latina both of his legs, Bill Demby tr.tvels .tcroaa the common stock in companies that lftlquallliJet ••oveame country to educate people .tbout h.trdshlp• of the diNbled. invest in South Africa, including "It is something to devote a ...... poblemllldtbe tee DEMBY p18e 5 Du Pont, Bristol Myers Squibb and International Paper. see DIVESTMENT pap 5 2 • THE REVIEW • April 26, 1991 Animal rights

WalkAmerica to begin organizations at Delaware Stadium The March of Dimes will protest labs sponsor. its annual WalkAmerica at Delaware Stadium Saturday By Esther Crain Organization (ARO), a campus morning. Student Nfairs Editor activist group. The walkathon is the largest Calling animal experiments at Jennifer Rosenberg (AS 93), also outdoor fundraising event in the the university "repetitive and exces­ of ARO, said the protest was state and the nation, said Karin sive," about 12 members of two prompted by a tour taken by Bishop, WalkAmerica animal rights groups protested members of both groups of animal coordinator. quietly in front of Wolf Hall research areas in Wolf Hall, led by Walkathon participants are Wednesday as part of World Dr. Paul Meckley, associate asked to collect donations for Laboratory Animal Day. professor of animal science and every kilometer they walk. "We'd like to see the repetition agricultural biochemistry. The money walkers raise will of the experiments and the number She said they saw more than 100 fund research to find cures for of animals used cut down," said Jill mice and rats kept in cages too birth defects. Church, president of Delaware small and without room for Keith Ragan (AS 93) said he is Action for Animals, a Wilmington­ exercise. The animals were in looking forward to WalkAmerica based animal rights organization. various stages of experimentation, because the money raised goes to "Having all experiments stop is just with some mice with electrodes Pamela Wray DeStefano a good cause. not feasible." planted in their heads and hamsters Protestors picket in front of Wolf Hall Wednesday, on World Animal Laboratory Day, to denounce " My six-year-old niece has The protesters held signs with deprived of light. cruel treatment and excessive use of animals in laboratory experiments on campus. Down's Syndrome and she was graphic pictures of maimed "A lot of the experiments are not my motivation to walk," said animals, urging passersby to take to save human lives, and they don 't Wolf Hall, said the university has techniques when we can," he said. hopes the protest will help bring Ragan, who raised more than pamphlets which detail the type of always know if the experiment will cut down on the number of animals "Unfortunately, it's not always attention to the problem. $300 last year. The March of experiments being conducted on work," Rosenberg said. used in teaching courses, and has possible." "We're not saying animals are Dimes hopes to raise more than campus. Church said the university ranks substituted models and tissue Meckley, however, said the more precious then people, but $200,000 through the walkathon. "On a practical level, whether 95th out of 468 universities across cultures in some experiments. laboratories are inspected twice a money should be put to help people The walk, which will span 18 you care about the animals or not, the country in the amount of "The university is really year by the United States Depart­ who are really sick," she said. kilometers, will begin at animal testing is a waste of money, animals tested in experiments. dedicated to three things: reducing ment of Agricultural, and twice a "Money to do taste tests on rats Delaware Stadium and pass time and resources," said Jessica Meckley, who is also director of the number of animals, refining year by a university review board. is a slap in the face to people who through campus and the Newark Gordon (AS 92), of Animal Rights' animal laboratory animal care in research techniques and using other Church said at the very least she are really ill." area. Rep. Thomas R. Carper, D­ Del., will serve as the walk's honorary chairman. Registration for the event will City to install more begin at 8 am. and the walk will Videotapes start promptly at 9 a.m. ramps for disabled Designated driver cards display truth Buildings, curbs to be made accessible deemed successful By Charlotte Faltermayer Wayne Carter, executive director of holocaust Staff Reporter for the Delaware-Maryland PVA, The Delaware Undergraduate A local contractor will begin said his group is active in Student Congress' (DUSC) By John Trzcinski installing ramps for the handicapped encouraging any community to designated driver card has been a Staff Reporter on Newark street corners after a make these kindS of changes. success in combating drunk Pausing frequently to catch his breath, the stout unanimous decision at Monday Carter, who is confined to a driving so far this year, university man on the video screen looked away from the night's City Council meeting. wheelchair, said these ramps are officials said. camera as he recalled devastating hunger while in a Morris W. Demetrious, planning very important, especially to the The card entitles the carrier to concentration camp in the mid-1940's. and design engineer in Newark's elderly and those confined to electric free non-alcoholic drinks when "I was so hungry," he said. "The old man next to Public Works Division, said the wheelchairs. accompanied by a group of at me was lying on the floor ... so sick ... he couldn't eat council accepted the $29,155 bid "You get to the end of a curb and least two people of legal drinking the piece of bread he had gouen. And 1 was there next from Shorts Enterprises Inc. to that's it," he said. "Fortunately, I'm age who are drinking alcoholic to him ... waiting ... waiting for him to die ... so I facilitate the handicapped in young enough to jump the curb." beverages at local bars. could ... La .. ea .. so I could grab the bread." crossing the street. Caner commended the university DUSC President Mike During his Tuesday night presentation, "Holocaust Michele Bartley Thiny-one ramps, or curb-cuts, for continually upgrading its DiFebbo (BE 91) said about Survivor Video Testimony," Lawrence L. Langer, Lawrence L. Langer presented videos of will be installed mainly on accessibility for the handicapped 5,000 cards have been distributed professor of English at Simmons College, told an concentration camp survivors. Cleveland Avenue, New London students and cited its installation of this year and additional cards are audience of about 200 how video testimonies of Road, West Main Street, and at electric doors. Unfortunately, he available at the Perkins Student Holocaust survivors arc more revealing than wriuen Some, however, didn't have the energy to walk, several university building entran­ said, "Many of these doors arc not Center Information Desk. narratives. and they were taken out of line and shot. ces, Dernetrious said working because students have James Flatley, assistant He said the videotape demonstrates the man's Langer read what the brother said: "I can't walk Installation will start immediately. abused them." director of Public Safety, said struggle to choose the correct word to describe the anymore. Please help me." The city has received numerous Jane Moore, assistant dean of students, there have been 24 incidents of intensity of his action- grabbing bread from a dying The man in the story replied, "I couldn't help my requests for the ramps from said the university is aware of the difficulty students have in drunk driving during the fiscal man. brother, so they took him out of the line and shot him. handicapped citizens, he said. "It's Testimonies in video form, he said, fight our getting to classes. "We're certainly ycar1991. When you can hardly walk yourself, you're so tired important that we have standards for natural inclination "to sanitize, normalize, and hero­ in favor of the ramps," she said. "The designated driver card is and hungry, you can't reach out and help someone them." ize the past Marge Metzger, assistant director a fantastic idea to provide a else." Maureen F. Roser, associate city Sponsored by the Jewish Studies Program and the for facilities planning and con­ solution to this problem," he said. Memories of the Holocaust will not die, Langer planner, said Newark has completed English department, Langer's presentation was based struction at the university, said, The Stone Balloon, Cafe said, calling it the "landscape of desolation that many projects to help the on his latest book, "Holocaust Testimonies: The Ruins "We're very pleased that the city is Sbarro, Klondike Kate's Saloon remembers us even when we try to forget it 30 to 35 handicapped during the last five of Memory." years. "It is our overall goal to make taking an opportunity to help our and Restaurant, the East End years afiCr the war." Langer has spent the last seven years viewing the city handicapped-accessible," student body as well as the general Cafe, Hennigan's Restaurant, The In one woman survivor's testimony, she said about 350 video testimonies of a collection of 1,700 she said. public." Deer Park Tavern, The Down people remark on how "normal" she is, assuming the from the Fortune An Archives at Yale University. The Delaware-Maryland Para­ The city has taken a bulk of its Under Restaurant and Tavern and Holocaust is something of the past. Langer told of one man's "death walk" with his lyzed Veteran Association (PYA), Federal Community Development Player's Saloon and Restaurant "I tell them that it is my skin," she said. brother during the Holocaust. As the Russians whose national agency publishes a Block Grant, which is designated for will acknowledge the card with "It's not acoat You 'I I 11. I[ 1: ill (,'II ()I \lOp t1y - (PRSA)/PRSSA Relations and sign a summons or have his the man outside the store and was Newsletter. fingerprints recorded. One officer trying to detain him until police rflt' ~-~Itt Ill II f 1 d, H11\ ( H'11 t· Andrea Perry (AS 92) said, held the man against the police car arrived. A car pulled up, the man 'The conference was fun. I met a and tried to handcuff him. jumped in and asked its driver for lot of people and it was good for The man apparently struggled help, police said. • 451-ZZ04 • the cohesion among the Mid­ because he did not know why he The employee recorded the - - Atlantic chapccrs." was being arrested. license plate number, police said, Michael Gervay (AS 92) said The man managed to escape and the car was tracked down. he was pleased with how the from the officer's grip, punched During the chase between the conference turned out for the him twice in the face and ran. He man and the employee, police said - P·T·T· P •--,-1 organization. "We got to compare was taler apprehended and arrested. the man lost his shoe, which was notes with other chapterS and saw The second man fled down the later matched with another shoe how to enhance our own street. An assisting officer caught and led to his arrest. chapter." and arrested him. :==:===~------1 !K.. ':;/ ·: -Compiled by Kenneth Nager, : I -Compiled by Jennifer Beck Kristin Paw and Carolyn Kldd. [j]~• :·· eJ .• ; j .' • ·:. • r e ~ • ~;,::·• ~f •-" April 26, 1 991 • THE REVIEW • 3 Students crave good food, low prices

outside contractor?'" "Present dining services has always been "It's hard to classify the sentiment of Administrators receive Four contraciors, ARA Services, Marriott willing to work with students here," he said. "I [letters], but most express concern for the jobs letters of concern C~ .• Service America C~ . and Wood Co., don't know if a big contractor from outside of of the employees," Hollowell said. Compiled from the College submitted proposals to the university Monday, Newark will." He said any contract proposals were Press Service about Dining Services said David E. Hollowell, senior vice president Erin Smith (AG 94) agreed and said, "I required to include the hiring of current Dining for Administration. believe that U of D Dining Services is quite Services employees. CUNY tuition protests By Richard jones Hollowell said the Dining Services good. I've been to other universi ties that Becker said administrators may have chosen spread and deepen and Casye Launer Contracting Committee will review the haven't had as good a selection." to explore the option of hiring an outside SliJff Reporters proposals this week. A decision on the new However, Nick Condodina (AS 94) said he contraciOr because he plans 10 retire June 30. The week-long tuition As a university committee begins to review contractor will be made by May 31 and the is not satisfied with the food currently "In the past four years, we've done quite a protests and sit-ins that shut provided dining contract proposals, Dining Services conu,actor would begin its duties July l. by the university's dining service. bang-up job in getting students what they down six of the City University officials have said some students want the Charlene Benson, chairwoman of the "It couldn't get much worse than it is now," want," Becker said, referring to the advent of of New York's (CUNY) 21 current system to stay at the university. committee, said the proposals will be judged he said. "H it comes from a food chain it may the points system and the renovation of The campuses have spread to two on servi~. quality and cost to the university. be a little bit better." "So far, student reaction has been very Scrounge, The Abbey and Russell and other schools. Hollowell said he received letters from positive that we should keep Dining Services," Tom Rooney (AS 93) said, "I feel that the has Harrington dining halls. Protests at the State said Raymond Becker, director of Dining present Dining Services is doing a pretty good students and other members of the university Becker, director of Dining Services for the University of New York at Services. job and I don't see any need to get a community which expressed positive and past four years, said the decision 10 bring in a Purchase and Cornell "A lot of students are saying 'Why get an contractor." negative views of the possible change. contraciOr could be beneficial. University jeopardized the completion of spring semester. In a·n Aprii 18 statement, CUNY board of trustees' Police chairman and chancellor urged students to stop the sit-ins "in time to prevent the loss of the purchase spring semester." In March, other students angry about drastic IUition hikes ticket of 20 to 60 percent and dramatic cuts in student services and class offerings machines stormed a state building in Albany. By Charlotte Faltermayer CUNY administrators had Staff Reporter suspended a reported 63 Newark City Council voted students for occupying school unanimously Monday night to buildings through Aprill7. purchase a $42,000 automated Building takeovers have parking ticket issuing system. occurred at City College in City Manager Carl F. Luft said Harlem, LaGuardia, Borough of the new system will allow for more Manhattan, Hostos and Bronx efficient enforcement of parking community colleges and at regulations. York, Hunter, Lehman, Baruch Under the current system, police and Queens colleges. officers log violations by hand and tum them into Alderman's Coon for processing. The new .computerized Diversity should not system will collect the information play accreditation role for the entire procedw-e, eliminating the re- entering of data at city hall, The people who "grade" Luftsaid. colleges probably should not The new system provides hand­ consider questions of "diver­ held computers for police offic~rs. sity" when deciding to accredit These computers record all schools, U.S. Secretary of necessary violation information such Education Lamar Alexander as date, time, location, vehicle said. description, nature of the violation, Accrediting agencies ensure tag number and fine. schools meet academic The computers then auto­ standards by seeing that they matically print the ticket out on-site. have enough books in the At the completion of an officer's Pamela Wray DeStefano library, professors with shift, each computer is returned to GOOD VIBRATIONS Doug Shive (left) and David Farrell said they were "catching a good vibe" on Main Street Tuesday. advanced degrees, lab the Newark Police Station and equipment for science students placed in a charging rack, a system and other tools necessary for that transfers the information to the students to get a quality main computer in Alderman's Court education. by telephone modem , Luft said. Alexander said April 11 he "This eliminates a lot of industry threatens sharks might defer official recognition bw-eaucratic requirements," he said. of accreditation agencies that do "We're in strong favor of this ," By Ron Kaufman use "diversity standards" in said Lt. William Nefosky, head of Associare News Editor their formulas because such Newark Police's traffic division. Before mammoth reptilian standards are "coercive The new system will eliminate dinosaurs walked the land and restrictions." many of the errors made in the re­ leathery-winged birds soared entering process, he said. through the air, a fierce predator The computerized system will evolved below the surface of the Brigham Young revises also produce tickets that are Earth's seas - the shark. The popularity of shark meat campus dress code . tamperproof and waterproof, he Today, 350 million years later, has risen so much within the last said. some shark species themselves are decade, the price per pound of The trustees at Brigham The university has been using a threatened by an even more shark has risen to that of Young University in Utah have computerized ticket issuing system sophisticated predator - the comparable tasting dishes such as voted to relax BYU's strict for about three years, said Gary commercial . swordfish, said Tim Walch . dress code enough to let Summerville, associate director of Within the past year, about executive chef at Phillips students go sockless and wear Public Safety. 7,100 tons of shark caught in the House in Ocean City, Md. knee-length shorts on campus. The city issues more tickets than United States were sold directly to As the prices rise, so do sharks' The board also voted to the university, Summerville said, so restaurants and supermarkets, commercial desirability. Within 20 allow students, not admin­ it will greatly benefit from the according to a shark researcher at years, Walch predicts, no free­ istrators. to enforce the dress computerized system. the Virginia Institute of Marine roaming oceanic species will be Sharks, like this nine-foot-long sand tiger at the National code. Summerville said the system has Science (VIMS). left. Aquarium in Baltimore, are threatened by commerical . The school, which is eliminated the problems with the The recent acceptance of shark The National Marine Fisheries operated by the Church of Jesus legibility of a handwritten tickel meat on American dinner tables Service is currently devising a populations comes from Japan, Conservation for the National Christ of Latter Day Saints, still Luft said the system, which has made species such as the plan to set federal fishing quotas where shark fin soup is a stylish Audubon Society. forbids students to wear beards, includes includes six hand-held Atlantic Sandbar, Blacktip and for 39 shark species that live off delicacy. "Most sharks have a earrings and sleeveless or computers, six printers, hardware Mako sharks very popular entrees, the Atlantic coast Branstetter said the Japanese reproductive system analogous to strapless shirts and dresses. for file transactions, software said Dr. Steve Branstetter, project Combating the problem, have very liberal fishing laws, mammals; they only produce a few packages, installation fees and supervisor for the VIMS Shark however, will take international which allow commercial shark you ng at a time that grow to Air Force ROTC to trollers to catch sharks, slice off become much larger than bony training costs, will be purchased Program. commitment. gay from the Radix Corp. "The landing of sharks at the U.S. fisheries share the blame their fins, and then dump the dead fish," Safina said. expel student The city should be able to commercial level has risen for the possible commercial remain s overboard. When adult sharlcs are wantonly The Air Force ROTC at recapture the cost of the system by exponentially since 1985," he said, extinction of sharks with fisheries When adult sharks are wantonly killed, he said, the stock of fertile Washington University of St. the end of the year, Luft said. "causing large damage along the around the world such as in Cuba, killed the stock of fertile sharks sharks can be seriously damaged. Louis is is reportedly about 1o Atlantic seaboard and Gulf of Mexico and Trinidad. can be seriously damaged, said "The appearance of human expel a student, Robert Schwitz. Mexico." The greatest threat to shark Carl Safina, Director of Marine has undermined what for millions of years bas been from its program and try to an effective reproductive strategy," force him to repay $4~.000 in he said. scholarship money after HYMEN'S REVENGE The destruction of a critical learning he is homosexual. bv CPT. Peter Lomteuas apex preda10r will have a definite The U.S. Department of )(JJ XID impact on the marine environment, Defense bars homosexuals from ON LOVE ~LOVE THAT STOPPED Branstetter said._ participating, and forced Pale Venus shed her fragile light VJhat's loYt? LAI's see what saga Mid: 1..ove II a cMmond In the raw. And C\181)1 single ahemoon sharks are the ocean's natural another Washington student out On laces, priceless porcelain. "l..ove 11 the kindness of the l..onl." h must be worlled on. lacets laid. Rac:ltals classical Banks held. of an Anny ROTC unit in 1990. The owner spent a sleepless night . "l..ove Is a system tribesmen laid Then I wtllll*lde. br1ght rays throw. Sang arias off key. off tune. exterminator, keeping the numbers VJhat troubled now Marianne? Their lo>,elsubjects to rowan:!." In lhon. much lffort must be made Once Marianne said what she'd ftdt: of certain aquatic species in check Robert Scbwitz said he bad Observe that Ganck's portrait's place L.ove folows certain Ml oonditlont: To keep the J181110n strong. alw. "Professor, )oQJ sing air> all wrong!" not misled the ROTC because Was now pushed from back to fore Hot lhlshes, pulse, adrenelln." No, low II I'd e ~ lllrMt. And In her clear soprano voice while preying on sick or injured And Marianne could see his face. l..ove ~inborn inhtbltlont, And now flthomed Marianne why She sang corTeCtfy alf thote songs. fish. when he first entered the In grace was Victor Thoodore? ~Nd trails and thoughts of lin. From Benka ohe felled ra~ to meet. D.Aet• they lat• sang by choic ... program in 1988, he bad not yet "My wonts are but a foreign turf Mala' low's a _....llltnlcllon: ~ el hit....,.. now she.....,, And anyone who'd heard them sing, At the end of the movie "Jaws," To thote ~hide was leh untanned. Ubido. rUles, and carnal rtte. y 81, '*" ... wouldn't tar Of lynch. 'Their faces ht , two forms as one, audiences cheered the fictional realized he was a homolexual. Cerebrotonic ectomorphs While famalcl ftnd grut lllllshociiOn, Now thai she~ t-... William's flaw. Believed that wedding befls would ring. Scbwitz said he would like 10 Ate gentle. delicate. and kind." In fantasies to cloek their knlghta. She ~ not care for l'jm a pinch. Her Banks had caprurod Marianna. destruction of a bloodthirsty shark. "Discard.· Nlid eyes, "your clam ochoobag." Ya. loYt' s II many-splendored thing. And. hMitng di8Md Benko lrom her '-"· Yet , no affection, no affair, But the real-world elimination fulfill his ROTC obliplion and "Banks • ectomorph? He's )

Compromise passes DUSC continued from page 1 continued from page 1 finding the house managers," Brooks said. Faculty Senate representative of wh ich form of the house monitor Brooks said establishing the 'We've got to keep our the Resident Student Association proposal to vote on. task force to review Greek life, heads high. We're going (RSA). Daniel D. Shade, chairman of including problems of alcohol Laura Sue Lipnick (AS 92), the senate's Student Life abuse and sexual assault, was to survive and and we're Annie McCoy (AS 92) and Committee, asked the senate to one of the policy's good aspects. going to survive strong." Jennifer Griesbach (AS 93) won f"htpone a vote on any form of Schweizer agreed. "They these positions respectively. The Lh~ monitor proposal until his should have studied it last year." -Dave Csatari (AS 91) three ran uncontested on the ommittee could study the issue "If you look at what's been Interfraternity Council President SPARCticket. fur ther. happening around the country it's Six new officers were also "We'd like to make one more not like I've been whistling in voted into the Off-Campus Student rational appeal to study the issue the wind," Schweizer said. Association (OCSA), with each the way it should be studied," "These things are happening." organizations would disassociate seat also uncontested. Shade said. Dave Csatari (AS 91 ), with the university because of Denise Arroyo (AS 93), the new Shade said his committee only president of the Interfraternity the pilot program decision, but OCSA president, ran on the pt'Oposed the pilot program at the Council, said he was not they may if the policy is enacted ASSIST ticket along with Susan pril 8 meeting because " the surprised, but was disappointed across the board. Totten (AS 93) and Nancy Walsh se nate was hell bound to pass with the decision. Csatari said the pilot program (AS 93), the elected vice­ something." He said the decision to pass was a better alternative to presidents; Maureen Ludlam (AS Shade said his committee the proposal demonstrated a lack Schweizer's original proposal, 93), treasurer; Kelly Hill (BE 92), th ought both proposals were of communication between the which called for all Greek houses secreuiry and Jon Pastore (AS 92), Thomas Rooney fraught with problems. Faculty Senate and the student with 10 or more occupants to faculty senate representative. ' Independent Green Party-26 William York Dean of Students Timothy F. body. have monitors. Elections were also held for SCOPE-0 Brooks agreed and said one such "We've been working blind," "There are real problems leadership positions in six college Adam Goodman r •oblem involves determining he said. "Hopefully we'll work inherent in the decision but we councils and for senior class SCOPE-0 those Greek organizations that beuer with them in the future." are going to do what we can," officers. Graphic by Staa!y Stewart , ould afford house monitors, He said some of the policy 's Csatari said. David Y. Yim (AS 92) was occause his office does not have inherent problems are the lack of "We've got to keep our heads elected president and R. Dean in recent years. Lipnick said although she was the authority to audit the groups. the house monitor's duties and high," he said. Rowley (AS 92) as vice president A total of 1,032 students voted, excited about the number of " I intend to ask the Faculty liability. "We're going to survive and of the senior class. he said, representing about 10 student voters, she is disappointed 1 ·,en ate for some assistance in He said he did not think Greek we're going to survive strong." Davis said this year's elections percent of the undergraduate that a larger portion of the student L------~ boasted the biggest voter turnout student body. body was not represented. Become A SCUBA Diver Greeks express concern Attention ronrrnued from page 1 Ron Mallin (BE 91), president of Prospective Rushees Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, said the Come meet the sisters of dfl· ti ve, the person would have to LEARN TO DIVE program is a "step in the right Alpha Chi Omega at our ca 11 the respect of all the brothers." direction in terms of the university Open House on Sunday, Drady said if the house director helping [Greeks]." but many steps FOR THE EXCITEMENT OF A LIFETIME wa ; simply reporting to the are needed to make the program May 5th from 12-3:00 p .m. uni vcr ity, he would have more of an acceptable. at our house - auvcrsarial effect rather than a For example, Mallin said, the 30 W. Delaware Ave. hc:ping one. university has not contacted the "! don't know how well this will alumni housing corporations, who work unless the person is already will have to pay for the monitors. affi li ated with the Greek Darren Quillen (EG 91), vice urgani7.ation," he said. president of Tau Kappa Epsilon SCUBA CLASS BEGINS: Jon Hornik (BE 92), president of fraternity, disagrees strongly with May 3rd, June 3rd Alpha Epsilon Pi fraternity, said the the proposal and said, "I think the amended version of the proposal is whole Greek system is against it." Sign Up Now better than the original, but he House monitors will violate the t)ucstions its effectiveness. members' privacy, he said. "We are " I don't feel it will make an an independent house, not a impact on the problems the Faculty First State Sports 998-6357 dormitory," he said. "We have a The Quality Difference! Senate wants it to," he said. righ_t to privacy." r I ·MULTICULTURAL COURSE REQUIREMENT The Undergraduate Studies Committee of the University Faculty Senate has recently revised the list of courses which satisfy the multicultural course requirement. Below are the courses which satisfy this requirement. Please consult the Registration Booklet to see which courses will be offered during the fall semester. RC·COURSE-SEC·ID RC·SECTION· TITLE RC·COURSE·SEC·ID RC·SECTION· TITLE AMST314010 INTRO TO FOLKLORE & FOLKLIFE LING101010 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH101010 INTRO TO SOC & CULT ANTHROPOLOGY LING101011 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH101011 INTRO TO SOC & CULT ANTHROPOLOGY LING101012 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH101012 INTRO TO SOC & CULT ANTHROPOLOGY LING101013 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH101080 HNRS: INTRO TO SOC/CULT ANTH LING101014 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH101310 INTRO TO SOC & CULT ANTHROPOLOGY LING101015 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH101710 INTRO TO SOC & CULT ANTHROPOLOGY LING101016 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH101711 INTRO TO SOC & CULT ANTHROPOLOGY LING101017 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH222010 TECHNOLOGY AND CULTURE LING101018 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUlSTICS ANTH228010 PEOPLES & CULTURES OF THE S.W. LING101019 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH259010 HUNTING SOCIETIES LING101020 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH261010 PEOPLES & CULTURES OF MID. EAST LING101021 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH261410 PEOPLES & CULTURES OF MID. EAST LING101022 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH271010 INTRO TO MEDICAL ANTHROPOLOGY LING101023 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ANTH333010 PEOPLES OF AFRICA LING101024 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ARSC127010 SHAPING OF THE MODERN WORLD LING101 025 INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ARSC297080 HNRS: SHAPING OF THE MODERN WORLD LING101080 HNRS: INTRODUCTION TO LINGUISTICS ARSC296080 HONORS FORUM LING203010 LANGUAGES OF THE WORLD BAMS110010 INTRO TO BLACK AMERICAN STUDIES MUSC121010 GAMELAN ENSEMBLE BAMS134010 HISTORY OF AFRICA PHIL204010 WORLD RELIGIONS BAMS304010 HIST BLACK AMER TO CIVIL WAR PHIL204011 WORLD RELIGIONS BAMS307010 BLACK THOUGHT & PHILOSOPHY PHIL208010 INTRODUCTION TO JEWISH PHILOSOPHY BAMS330010 RHETORIC OF BLACK AMERICA PHIL307010 BLACK THOUGHT & PHILOSOPHY BAMS395010 PAN AFRICANISM PHIL310010 CHINESE RELIGION & PHILOSOPHY CSCC233010 WOMEN, BIOLOGY AND MEDICINE PHIL392080 HNRS: RACISM, SEXISM & SPECIESISM CSCC271010 INTRO TO MEDICAL ANTHROPOLOGY POSC311010 POLITICS OF-DEVELOPING NATIONS EDST147010 HISTORICAL FOUNDATIONS OF EDUC POSC426010 LATIN AMERICAN POLITICAL SYSTEMS EDST1 47011 HISTORICAL FOUNDATIONS OF EDUC POSC432010 POLITICAL SYSTEM: SOVIET UNION EDST147080 HNRS: HISTORICAL FOUNDATION OF ED POSC632010 POLITICAL SYSTEM: SOVIET UNION ENGL314010 INTRO TO FOLKLORE & FOLKLIFE PSYC333010 PSYCHOLOGY OF WOMEN ENGL345010 BLACK AMERICAN LITERATURE II SOCI307010 SOCIOLOGY OF SEX & GENDER ENGL380410 WOMEN WRITERS SOCI308010 THE FAMILY ENGL381010 WOMEN IN LITERATURE SOCI361010 RACE, POWER, AND SOCIAL CONFLICT ENG L382010 STDS: MULTCUL T STDS WOMEN WRITERS WOMS201010 INTRO TO WOMEN'S STUDIES GEOG102010 HUMAN GEOGRAPHY WOMS201011 INTRO TO WOMEN'S STUDIES GEOG102490 HUMAN GEOGRAPHY WOMS201012 INTRO TO WOMEN'S STUDIES GEOG120010 WORLD REGIONAL GEOGRAPHY WOMS201013 INTRO TO WOMEN'S STUDIES GEOG203010 INTRO TO CULTURAL GEOGRAPHY WOMS201410 INTAO TO WOMEN'S STUDIES GEOG203011 INTRO TO CULTURAL GEOGRAPHY WOMS206010 WOMEN AND WORK GEOG203012 INTRO TO CULTURAL GEOGRAPHY WOMS207010 WOMEN, POWER AND SUCCESS GEOG203013 INTRO TO CULTURAL GEOGRAPHY WOMS216410 INTRODUCTION TO FEMINIST THEORY GEOG203014 INTRO TO CULTURAL GEOGRAPHY WOMS233010 WOMEN, BIOLOGY AND MEDICINE GEOG346010 URBAN CULTURAL GEOGRAPHY WOMS307010 SOCIOLOGY OF SEX & GENDER HIST134010 HISTORY OF AFRICA WOMS333010 PSYCHOLOGY OF WOMEN HIST135010 LATIN AMERICA TO 1830 WOMS380410 WOMEN WAITERS HIST325010 HIST BLACK AMER TO CIVIL WAR WOMS381010 WOMEN IN LITERATURE HIST395010 PAN AFAICANISM WOMS382010 STDS: MULTICUL STDS WOMEN WRITERS HIST430010 LATIN AMERICAN REVOLUTIONS WOMS392080 HNAS: RACISM, SEXISM & SPECIESISM ~ HIST63001 0 20TH CENTURY LATIN AMERICAN REVO WOMS498010 INTERNSHIP IN WOMEN'S STUDIES April 26, 1991 • THE REVIEW • 5

Vietnam, the accident occuned that retwned to his first Jove - spMS. Senate postpones divestment vote Demby caused his left leg's immediate He learned how to ski, joined a amputation. The right leg was also wheelchair basketball team, and continued from page 1 control of the country, I foresee the companies located in South Africa continued from page 1 damaged, and it too was later began to wean himself off drugs same problems in South Africa," he He circulated his own report to amputated. and alcohol. whole two hours to," Sandler said, sa.id. Faculty Senate members before the enable him to walk, ski and play In a helicopter, while waiting to Now Demby is fully accus­ "not 10 minutes." Sandler said, "It's wise to let meeting. lhc game which he said has turned be taken to the hospjtal, he said he tomed to his artificial leg, but he Sandler said because South world history play itself out. It will " I thought the Ad Hoc his life around -basketball. thought "Why me? Why is my still encounters discrimination. Africa is currently repealing look silly if the Faculty Senate went Committee's report was "You decide the game you play. God doing this to me?" But he said He told of a job interview with a apartheid Jaws and some speculate one way while the United Nations incomplete," he said. Even if the odds are against you, he felt no pain and knew he would fellow veteran during which he felt the United Nations might lift went another. " " You ' re not really putting you have to play. I play and I win survive the experience. confident he would be hired. sanctions on South Africa, it is "It's particularly important at this pressure on companies by selling every day because I go against the Upon release from the Walter When, however, Demby informed better for the Faculty Senate to time to put pressure on the South stock," Grubb said, noting that not odds, .. he said. Reed Army Medical Center in the man of his disability and the postpone discussion until the fall. African government to wards purchasing certain products may Demby said he now travels Washington, D.C., Demby en­ interviewer refused to believe him, Apartheid is a policy that establishing a democratic state," put more pressure on companies. across the country as part of a countered strangers who walked he laid his artificial limb on the segregates South Africa by Colton said, "and that is the Grubb said although the Faculty disability awareness program to away from him and his wheelchair desk. mandating where non-whites can purpose of divestm ent and Senate will meet next month, the urge students to follow their when they learned he lost his legs The employer's expression live and work. It al so denies the sanctions." divestment vote will have to wait aspirations and stay in school. . in Vietnam. completely changed, and Demby majority black population voting Professor of economics Farley until September because the agenda A ooUege graduate, he currently To help forget the rejection, didn't get the job. rights. Grubb said advocates of divestment for May's meeting is full of plays stand-up basketball and is on Demby turned to drugs and alcohol Demby hopes to eliminate this However, David L. Colton, do not understand that divesting business which cannot be a wheelchair team, "The Warriors," for the next eight years. type of daily discrimination chairman of the committee, said he will not put any pressure on postponed. which plays by NCAA rules. He recalled "toasting cars as through education. anticipates the same political After high school, Demby they passed" one day when a friend "I have not reached the top yet," situation in South Africa in the fall worked in a battery factory in told him, "You don't need that he said. "You shoot for the moon, and said the senate should vote on Police bust fake-10 ring Middletown until he was drafted. stuff," and walked away. and even if you miss, you'll be the divestment issue now. continued from page 1 learned in October he was selling Three months after arriving in The next day, Demby said, he among the stars." "As long as the white minority them in Newark. still has political and economic Mu·noz said he believes Many of Lubowsky's false Lubowsky has been in this business drivers' licenses turned up in the for at least two years. Cresskill, N.J. area, according to "When Delaware is fin ished Del. Sgt. Bill Macchio of Cresskill with Lubowsky, he could very well Police. be awaiting more charges [in New Lubowsky is currently being Jersey]," Munoz said. held at Wilmington's Gander Hill Weldin said university students prison on $53,000 bail, a prison had already bought at least 50 false official said. Silverberg is being identification cards from held at the Women's Correctional Lubowsky's operation when police Institution on $26,000 bail.

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A psyc.ho frie.O. to 0.5)0.55/flo.'te­ Delaying justice me. /0 ye-o.rs o/jo J -fhvs J; c h o. flJ e my pos if/on an~ In what some faculty senators call a wise decision to fully svrport rhe.. Brady Bdl postpone a vote on university divestment, the Faculty Senate turned its back on the oppressed people of South Africa. Because of speculation that the white minority ( Paul Kane government might repeal apartheid laws and the United Nations might lift sanctions, the senate decided to table the vote on its recommendation to the board of trustees until next fall. Results Even if South African President F.W. de Klerk does repeal apartheid laws, the blacks will still not have a • vote in the government that runs their lives. The blacks will still not own the land that was theirs are 1n before the British colonized South Africa in the late Th e university Faculty Senate 1800s. actually did something concrete The British stole the Africans' land and livelihood, Monday afternoon beyond creating forcing them into slave labor in the diamond mines that another committee. make South Africa a rich country. Today, Afrikaaners There was no filibuster continue to dictate African lives. preventing them from conducting their business. To delay the vote is immoral. And there was no anti -fraternity The Faculty Senate Ad Hoc Committee on Tool to educate, not censor rh e10ri c or statistical hogwash to Divestment determined in its report that because the cloud people's judgement resulting in "tabling" the issue. university has the "moral and intellectual responsibility Your April 19 coverage ("Task had only known beUer, they would Amid much confusion, 27 out of to provide leadership in opposition to [apartheid]" force provides guidelines for have avoided saying or doing. 38 voting senators felt the substitute sensitive speech" article, "Neutering These sort of folks would fall into divestment is the only answer. proposal calling for three Speech" editorial and "Do-gooders my admittedly loose definition of But Faculty Senator Stanley Sandler said, "It will fraternities to have house monitors , trample rights" column) of the being "morally correct." look silly if the Faculty Senate went one way while the amended some six times, wa s sensitive speech language guide Others, who really don't find adequate to regulate fraternity life. United Nations went another." compiled by the Campus Climate anything wrong with purposefully Every diplomatic channel at this Not only does this statement run counter to the Task Force of the Commission to offending other people, fall into an univers ity mu st have been leadership role mandated in the report, but it assumes Promote Racial and Cultural obviously different category if the Diversity, leads me to write my first morality spectrum (at least in my ex hausted to get this compromise that just because the United Nations makes a decision, through the senate. -ever letter to the editor. Col. Paul S. Olchvary mind). it will be the moral one. From the Faculty Senate to the The combined thrust of these Guest Columnist I doubt they'd find the guideline The oppression imposed on South Africans will never three pieces implies that the task of much use in a positive sense. adminisuation to the Committee on be just and even the repeal of some laws cannot change force is perhaps leading the I've read a number of articles Student Life to the Interfraternity Council (IFC) and back again, this politically correct (PC) charge at the Indeed, when properly used as an lately regarding PC abuses on decades of exploitation. was a complicated process for sure. Stalling might delay justice, but cannot prevent it. university, or at th e very least, educational tool, guidelines can campuses around the nation. contributing mightily to a climate greatly improve understanding by Yes, some of the clearly ludicrous Several prominent university which precludes free speech rights substituting knowledge for innocent actions taken in the name of PC figures played key roles in the guaranteed by the First Amendment. ignorance. concern me greatly and I very much proposal and counter-proposal Regulate murder Please let me assure The Review Although The Review may find oppose them. However, don't let process which began in December's that I haven't spent the last quarter the implications of these guidelines those horror stories cause The Faculty Senate meeting. century of my life in uniform frightening, I guess I would equate Review to condemn an innocent Here is the grade each of them that to seeing a glass half-empty. education tool which many people earned in this fiasco: The Brady Bill, which would impose a seven-day defending the Constitution, only to now encourage its partial demise on Being an unabashed optimist, I have will find quite useful. (Since Faculty Senate has decided waiting period for buying handguns, will never stop this campus. always been partial to seeing my Save your ammunition for later, if the plus/minus system is optional crime in the United States. The purpose of "A Guideline to glasses as half-full. and when (hopefully never) you for professors teaching different The Brady Bill also will not prevent murder in this the Use of Sensitive Language" is You see, I picture most people as perceive that unbridled PC zealotry sections, I will exercise that option.) Professor Edward Schweizer: country. simply to give those who are being basically good and wanting to may be misusing the guideline. do the right things in their In the mean time, please give it a The proposal author placed too But the Brady Bill will save at least one life. interested in staying up-to-date in our evolving language an interpersonal relationships. chance. great a financial burden on Greek For that one mother who will not have attend her educational tool to do just that. Too often though, they don't have organizations, but his attempt at son's funeral, for the one child who will not be placed in I find it a bit hard to buy the the right tools and therefore Col. Paul 5. Olchvary serves as a refonning an organization which . a foster home after being orphaned, the bill is editorial's premise that "guidelines unwittingly hurt others through co-chairman of the Campus has demonstrated a need for reform can only dcsuuy understanding ... " words and actions, which, if they Oimate Task Force. was noble. C imperative. Leslie F. Goldstein: Opponents of the bill contend that the waiting period The Faculty Senate President infringes on the rights of law abiding citizens to buy Faculty Senate circus of stars worked with the administration for guns. a compromise, but her antagonistic The key phrase here is "law abiding." aLtitude toward the Greeks in no Ladieeeeees ... and ... gentlemen. way helped matters. C· Law abiding citizens will still be able to buy guns, but Welcome to Goldstein's Faculty Senate Circus of the Daniel D. Shade: those people with criminal records might have trouble. Stars, under the big bell of Memorial Hall. The Chairman of the Committee Yes, citizens have the right to bear arms. And a See Faculty Senators make important decisions on Student Life was right saying a waiting period does not detract from that. about university life when they have no idea what they task force is needed to study the are talking about. The Constitution also guarantees the right to life, Greeks as a whole , but his total lack Hear the wonder and bewilderment of the senators of knowledge of Faculty Senate liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. as they finally realize someone has changed the subject. procedure destroyed any credibility Without this proposed federal legislation, the right to Witness a policy amended, amended, and further he might have had. D· life will continue to be endangered by indiscriminant amended in front of your very eyes, as you wonder IFC: gun sales. what ever happened to the original idea. Angering senators with a Laugh as you watch these clowns fumble over John Robinson filibuster supposedly was not going phrases and twnble over rhetoric, trying to reach center to help their cause, but the final · ring to cause further confusion. agreement is much better for the ftiiHE. . senate a year from now. Yes folks, it's all free and open to the university Greeks than the original Another Wait a minute fol.ks, this is not funny. This is an community. Audience participation is forbidden student organization has proven that intelligent and sensible proposal, and something that however, for it may endanger your intelligence and activism can affect the outcome of ----~I;Y.JJ;W common sense, causing you to ask such ridiculous has never been done before. Actually studying and events that involve them. B+ questions as: researching the problems with Greek society before Graffiti Person: Sharon O'Neal, editor in chief making a ha~ty decision. •"What are we talking about?" Fine art and daring exhibition Darin PoweU, executive editor Well, this is a circus and it's supposed to be Richelle Perrone, editorial editor Michael Boush, managing editor •"Wait a minute. What are we voting on this time?" aside, the individual(s) who entertaining. So let's just take out the part about Josh Putterm;;an, managing editor CMol Hofmillln, business manager •"I'm not really sure of the correct parliamentary depicted Schweizer shooting a deferring the vote until a later date, incorporate the task Kuen Curley, Julie Ferr;;ari, advertising directors procedure." Greek on the Chrysler tower did force idea with the compromise, and pass the whole •"That's alright. No one here does." nothing to help anybody's cause. F Sports Editors ...... :r.ua Annepn, Dilll B. levine thing at once. •"Huh?" Timothy F. Brooks: News Editors ...... Julie ~rrick, &ther Craln, Kathleen Graham, Richard Jones, Oooh! We almost fell off the high wire of policy­ Ron kaufman, Jilllaurinaitll, karyn McCormack, Abby Slodcbrd, •Did I put on my underwear today? The Dean of Students was the making procedure on that one. 1\'lc:la T.aylor, Robert Weston, Molly Williams Today under the big top, we will be voting on the behind-the-scenes man who helped Sure, no one knows what's going on, but isn't it Features Editors ...... d Is wrill"" by the editorial editor, except when approve either the Schweizer or compromise in the ACTION ticket.llOl seven as the article said. siBJif!d. The staff oolumns are the opinion of the ~ pictured. c.toons repreoent the opinion resolutions at this time, but appoint a task force to The Rtview regrets the error. Paul Kane is an assistant news of the artist. The letters to the editor mntaln the opinions of our readers. study Greek life and make recommendations to the editor,ofThe Review.

t ' vivant A ril 26, 1991 • THE llEVIEW • 7

Finding a spouse is only part of it. When you've found Mr. or Ms. Right, you have to think about ... I~ I Po • ~ ~ Kristin Nolt By Meredith Brittain Copy Editor I he university graduate student ~ The world stood on stage with a microphone T in his hand, a chair in a red ~ can be so spotlight next to him and a box.ful of roses waiting in the wings. "They've allowed me a moment to I annoying address something very dear to my I'm usually pretty happy and heart," Garfield Simms (EG G2) said ~ have liule about which to complain. during the intermission of Saturday's There are a handful of things in this step show at Carpenter Sports Building. I world, though , that annoy me to "For those of you who know me, I've ~ death. been dating the same woman for four So in the spirit of former features years, and we're more in Jove today than ~ editor Ken Kerschbaumer, here's a when we first started going out." list of things that just peeve me: He then called 1990 graduate Teresa I Mayonnaise. Cook onto the stage and, with the Getting hangnails and coldsores. audience clapping and screaming, asked I Big hair. her to marry him . Tanning salons, a.k.a. "fake and The idea of how to propose came to I bakeries." him in a dream, Garfield says. He wanted When people frequent the relatives and friends who had introduced ~ aforementioned establishment in the him to Teresa at university fraternity ~ dead of winter and then wear shorts. functions to share their special moment. Losing a sock in the dryer. Other university students, however, I Laughing with food or drink in choose more private ways of popping the I your mouth, which consequently question. gets snarfed up your nose or spit out Trisha Spencer (AG 91) says when I at the person across from you. Phil Smith (EG 91) gave her three long­ Leslie D. Barbaro I Spaghetti straps. stemmed roses and asked her to skip Garfield Simms (EG G2) proposed to 1990 graduate Teresa Cook on stage before a crowd at Saturday's step show. Shins and shin guards. band practice one day a year and a half ~ When people sing off-key and ago, she knew something was up. of seeing each other," they both Scott Kerr when she was a high school "I get a lot of weird looks," she adds. ~ don't know the words, yet continue Phil wanted to take her to a special happened to sign up for Biology of student working at a video store during "People look immediately to see if I'm ~ to belt them out place in Longwood Gardens, where three Human Sexuality, Mary says. the summer. pregnant." Roseanne Barr. years earlier she had given him a watch, John hoped to privately propose to Kerr was a customer who kept coming Mike Bower (AS 92) also says he is I The people who let her sing the to propose. Mary in a stone tower in Longwood into the store and eventually asked her treated differently than his classmates I National Anthem. "I figured he was heading back to that Gardens, but there were people in it, so out, she says. because he will be married in about a Scrapple. spot," Trisha says, "but it was under they sat under some trees instead. "Basically, he picked me up ," she year. ~ When people have toothpaste or construction." Suddenly, the people in the tower explains. "Some people will act like you ' ve got ~ remnants of the day's meal at the Though Phil's plans were momentarily began to sing. "It was like 'The Sound of "I know how that sounds, but he 's a some kind of contagious disease," he comers of their mouths. foiled, he found a private fountain in the Mu sic,"' Mary sa ys , recalling the really nice guy. If I'd have turned him says. "They do a triple-take, standing I Shaving my legs. gardens for the occasion. moment with a smile. down, where would I be now?" there with their mouths wide open." ~ Stubbing your toe, biting your Mary Smith (ED 91), a resident The date was Feb. 8. "He was going to University students react differently to Although he isn't embarrassed that tongue and burning the roof of your assistant in the Rodney complex, also wait until Val entine's Day," she says, the fact that Cindy is engaged. he's engaged, he says, "I don 't go around ~ mouth. became engaged in Longwood Gardens. "but he couldn't." Wom en are usually exc ited when th ey announcing it." I Colored contacts. She met her fiance, 1990 university A resident of Mary's floor, Cindy hear the news, Cindy says, but guys But Garfield, an Alpha Phi Alpha ~ When your lips and fingers get graduate John Kubaska, when they both Poole (HR 93), is also engaged, w a generally either avo id her "like the fraternity al umnus, envisioned his stuck on an ice cube. lived on the same floor as freshmen. graduate of another college. plague" or ask her out, despite the ring engagement as a public declaration. ~ Debbie Gibson. The next year, when they were "kind She met student on her finger. "You want everyone to remember it." Tiffany. I When people say they flunked an ~ exam when you know they studied all night and knew everything. Belly-button lint. When people scrape their teeth on silverware while eating. Take me out to the PC Freezer bum. Facelifts and liposuction. UD professor is brain behind popular baseball computer game When someone reads over your shoulder. By Alain C. Nana-Sinkam he began composing the game in College Of Urban Affairs. He has The Diceman. Assistant Sports Editor 1981 , with the help of friends all been at the universi ty since 197 1. Arbor Day. Dr. Barry Morstain always around the country. The original Several years ago, Morstain sold The words "slacks," "treats," dreamed of playing shortstop for was a FORTRAN language version his Micro League Sports "moist" and "condiments." the Detroit Tigers, or at least for the Apple computer. Association (MLSA) to new Blue eye shadow. managing the club. "The entire process was ownership. It is now located at the Water chesmuts. Faced with the improbability of comparable to giving birth to an Polly Drummond Office Park on When people wear sunglasses at either, the professor in the College elephant," he says. Kirkwood Highway night, inside and when it's not even of Urban Affairs and Public Policy By the fall of 1984, when hi s " It was really becoming an close to being sunny outside. decided to do the next best thing - beloved Detroit Tigers were administrative chore," Morstain Punky Brewster. make his own baseball game. completing a magical season with a says. Burned toast. "I wanted to make a game that World Series victory, Morstain's Dan McCarthy, currently in When guys have hair on their went beyond the arcade type of brainchild was making its debut in charge of customer relations for backs. joystick game," Morstain says. software stores across the country. MLSA, says he suspec ted Facing the likes of Babe Ruth is as easy as turning on a computer, Nose rings. "Something that required ail "What really drove it was an Morstain's project would take off. thanks to Dr. Barry Morstain, creator of Micro League Baseball. Bleached-blond hair (regardless extraordinary amount of strategy." effon to give the game that 'sweaty "We saw a lot of potential in the of the height). The result was Micro League palm' feeling," he says. "It was game," he says. The curren t version , Micro 1968 Tigers with pitcher Denny The Snuggle fabric softener bear. Baseball, currently one of the like a snowball rolling down a hill, McCarthy said that a new League II (MLB II), is a remarkable McLain (31-6 record) and the 1980 Getting a ticket for jaywalking. houest-selling computer simulation getting bigger and bigger." version of Micro League, called sim ul ation of the game of baseball. Phillies World Series Mickey Mouse paraphernalia. games in the country. Morstain currently teaches The Manager's Challenge, will be Players can choose current teams or Champions. Phyllis Diller. Surprisingly, Morstain had very seminars in Equal Employment available for all computer systems great squads of the past, including Offensively, players control A cold, empty milk canon left in Opportunity and Civil Rights in the in July. Babe Ruth 's 1927 Yankees, the the refrigerator. little programming experience when see MICRO LEAGUE page 10 Dumb questions. When people spit when they talk or pass gas and don't acknowledge Vietnamese cuisine offers taste of Far East that they did. Toenail clippings. By Tricia Taylor When people bike on the wrong News Features Editor side of the road. Hundreds pass by everyday when driving Hamburger Helper. down Ogletown Road, but only some are Rice-A-Roni. wise enough to enter. When people don't tum right on With only 10 tables placed in a small but red. adequate room, the atmosphere at the Saigon Splinters. Vietnam Restaurant is far from Foreknowledge and hindsight. presumptuous. the crepe in a piece of lettuce. And use your Ginger on "Gilligan's Island." The exceptionally warm hospitality, quick fingers if chopsticks are too messy. Phlegm. service and savory cuisine make this eatery a The dumplings, however, make for a more When you try to read a magazine success. tidy appetizer. Made from pork and served and the subscription cards keep The restaurant, located at 2938 Ogletown either steamed or fried, they also come with a falling out. Road in Newark, offers authentic homemade sauce which tastes like soy with a dash of Plain brown wrappers and generic Vietnamese food. For lunch or dinner, the vinegar, but sweeter. items. menu is affordable even for college students, If you're not a Viemamese connoisseur or When people complain about with entrees ranging from $6 to $12. frequenter of the restaurant, fear not. The things that bug them. Pamela Wray DeStefano For staners, try the crepe filled with bean servers wiJI fill you in on how to attempt any ~lgon VIetnamese Restaurant offers economical meaiJ with a flexible menu. And sprouts and small amount of shrimp and endeavor that appears complicated, adding to don't worry If some of the entrees throw you off; a friendly employee will help you. pork. Before dipping the creation in the Kristin Nolt is a features editor of accompanying sauce for a spicier taste, wrap · see SAIGON page 10 The Review. 8 • mE REVIEW • April 26, 1991 The Review Clo S&i foeds deadlines ar e Tuesdays at 1:50 p.m. ~~re:d~yals ~::· th:dn~:d,a6' :~r~ ~s ~r!'"ri ro: B-1 Student Center students with ID and 30 cents per word CLASSIFIEDS thereafter. First 10 wOlds are $S for noo-i!Udenb Newark, DE 19716 and 30 cents per word !hereafter.

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From UD to 7-Eieven, Dirty Trick still lighting the flame By Kentj. Schoch slams Sr.aff Reporter Stone Balloon crowd Standing in his band's custom lOur bus By now, every~ne is tired of Tuesday night, Cheap Trick guitarist Rick trying .to remember the names of with classics and hits Nielsen said that he is no different than the footbaJJ teams, much less the anybody el c. "We're not rock stars," he players, of tbe new WLAF quipped. (pronounced W-Laugh) on CONCERT REVIEW Singer : dressed simply in a Saturday and Sunday afternoons. red baseball cap, jeans and T-shirt, agreed C'rnon avid viewers (both of with Nielsen a · he rushed past a pack of you), get off that damn couch. autograph seeking fans after purchasing a Here Care .. a· few good pack of cigarettes from 7 -Eleven. suggestions for lh,e rest Of us on "We get recognized sometimes and have lO how to foiged.hem teal ~ . sign an autograph, but it sucks if you're in a Retro-rockers Gene Loves , By Jim Cambareri restaurant or something," he said. Jezebel will be ap~aring at Staff Reporter Meanwhile, drummer Bun E . Carlos, Carpenter Sports Gym, The Stone Balloon is a long distance from looking like a kid wying with an ereclOr set tomorrow at 8 p.m. Tickets for Budokan, Japan, but Cheap Trick rocked that won't quite fit together, was labeling students are $5 in advance. The Balloon as if they were playing in a full random bootleg tapes given to him by avid King rapper LL Cool J is sized arena. fans after the how. "gonna knock you o.ut" at the The band played with five members, but Carlos, a collecwr of vintage pirate tapes, Tower Tb~~ter . in ' Philly on lead guilarist consistently swle was sorting through copies of old JethroTull, Saturday;· Tkke~ are $19.50 in lhe show. David Bowie and various local bands he was advance. Call ilck.etmaster at Unlike their best-selling "Live at handed , and admitted, "We like playing small (215) 336-2000 for info: Budokan" , Cheap Trick didn't need a clubs. Stevie B and the c&t Music Cheap Trick is Rick Nielsen, Robin hnder, and Bun E. Carlos. million-dollar laser show lO impress the sold­ ''There's always a lot of enthusiasm with a Factory are "gorina .roue you out Balloon. Nielsen's antics captured please a demanding audience. The rowdy rhythm-and-blues cover of Fats Domino's college crowd. And besides, it beats an inner­ sweat" at the Valley Forge Music everyone's attention. crowd wanted to get fired up by the music "Ain't That a Shame" ci ty faclOry crowd throwin' beer cans at you. Fair, Route·202, Devon Exit, in He worked the crowd into a frenzy by and Cheap Trick was able lO do just that. Zander had the attention of all the women ''The first time we played [in Delaware) Devon Pa., tonight . · 1 throwing or spitting picks at them while The band opened their set with "Glad lObe in the jam-packed Balloon as he shook and was 1972 in the basement of a fraternity at Anti-"EndicoU's" Kid Creole playing a vast array of exotic guitars. Back Home," a song which had the crowd shimmied in an Elvis Presley-esque rendition Widener College," Carlos said. "Rick had a & the Coconuts will bC playing Some of Nielsen's guitars were shaped w waving its arms and fists in the air. of"Don't Be Cruel." goatee. Somebody pulled his beard and the with ex-New York Doif'Buster look like people, such as a deranged docwr, The waving continued during "Black and One fan, who lOOk Zander literally during shit almost hit the fan . Poindexter (a ~ k.a~ :r:•• Da vid while others were splashed with day-glow Blue" from Trick's new album, "Busted." "I Want You lO Want Me," tried lO jump onto ·~mat tells you how old we are," he said, as Johansen/ alo·og .. '""ith his colors. Lead vocalist Robin Zander initiated a the stage, but was quickly escorted out by the doors of the bus began lO close and Cheap Banshees ot iuia~ > Saturday at But it takes more than fancy guitars to sing-a-long as the band played a rocking Trick started back on the road. the MuSic Fair; .. : ''·•· . ,.. see CHEAP TRICK page 10 · TICkets for bOth. night$ are' $20; call (215) 644~5000 for more info. A band ~bOse ~w):lefres the I label ·~. ~·n~i retent~v' e \' 'Is The I Justifiable homicide? Butthole Surfers,. wh? will be I riding the rcct&J ..~~Y~}? the ' 1 Director Alan Rudolph spins a tale of wife abuse and murder g~ees~~r~l : ' ~~;~7~~f~~~~- : By jordan Harris she killed James or not. for,more . mro~ gi~e · l.he <:'abaret a Contributing Editor MOVIE REVIEW It would be unfair to reveal the DireclOr Alan Rudolph's "Mortal Mortal Thoughts ending of "Mortal Thoughts," but rin~~i~f~~~fl'~~~ ; A~tS . : Thoughts" is a film that exceeds its wlumbia Pictures the film has one of the juiciest 3.34· Soutli; si: iii Philly,· w.ill poor fust impression. It is a small, Director. :L::;:~~ Alan Rudolph endings in quite some time, helped well-crafted mystery backed by B+ along by Rudolph, who sets it along strong performances from a gallery intelligently and coherently. of established stars. Rudolph draws solid · ~~}frbf~Af&~ I Unlike Joseph Ruben, who beating her in public places, even at performances from the trio of guided the similar thriller "Sleeping their wedding. He lets Joyce handle Willis, Headly and Moore (Willis' With The Enemy" toward a tense all of the family responsibilities, wife and the movie's co-producer) but completely formulaic finale, and is not above turning on Cynthia who expertly bring out the traits of Rudolph establishes a dark, moody lO vent further aggression. unhappy, working-class New ~Kff!i~ ~ wne throughout "Mortal Thoughts" He is murdered one evening J erseyans in their fi ery scenes that keeps the viewer interested in while at a carnival with Joyce and together, complete with thick the principals' fates. Cynthia. His neck is slashed and his accents. The story centers around Joyce body dumped into a ditch by the Willis revels in playing James, Urbanski (Glenne Headly) and two. The women pledge to keep the the vulgar model of hostility, and he , flil!i~1 Cynthia Kellogg (Demi Moore), event a secret from the police and milks it for all it's worth. He is able ~gra(~ .. <:'\):, ;:i:~·':i:'': ·: .. :·:':: ·...... , partners in a New Jersey beauty from their families. to make the smooth transition from ·· ':iLoca,Hy;•.ThfBugg)'.Tavero, salon, who have to deal with the These scenes are lOld entirely in playfulness to brutality with · i705 ~h .·R~ ~· ; ·· in Wi1iningum ~ ·· brutal, loutish behavior of Joyce's flashback, as Moore's character stunning grace. Some of his wlil hi' holding their Fabulcius Deml Moore stars as Cyn.thla Kellogg, a hairdresser caught husband James (Bruce Willis). cracks and decides to tell the police moments are reminiscent of his Blues Feildval featUring ·lO blues between friendship and murder in the film "Mortal Thoughts." James makes life unbearable for of the occurrence, leaving the David Addison character on TV's bands Saturday. Joyce, abusing, threatening and question open to viewers of whether ::;}flte i';::~:· li~t: includes · ·Jim see THOUGHTS page 8 : P4~C-tthy; · $anta Fe Blues : ijand; ·:,. jc,~n,: nf :>· :Hai; tsman , '. tiou~I, > Stin'darci; ' Crawdads, PITP ·· B•h~ · Jii ·c.r~tiM!Bottom Intensity, pain mark . tlj ' 8t~~ B~d; tis& Jack and plans ,.,e kepuijliODs; ·arid Mr. Blue. Willem Dafoe's roles . ~t;j£.=:=~~.o call 4 78- By Chris Cronis midnight ,If :~ ~ · tQ igilite your flare hsltu~ Editor ------for:bi*~fan evening . eai-1 i er, If actors are ultimately t9nigt):fl,'liacbo O;Hiira'~ 1716 defmed by the roles they choose, theater then Willem Dafoe's epithet a;ltJ~~~nt:~~ smacks of the dark, the tortured c., ·· ~ : m~~ ~ the likes of witit and the controversial. Theater company St,vJfRriy .Vaughan, Robert Other actors crave the adversary Sgt. Barnes (Tom breakthrough part that will Berenger) for the beans and experiments with .. ~b{~~7~ ; ~:· for more catapult them into Hollywood's minds of their men in lhe jungle w&trtiltion.-... .. : . fawned-over, mega-wealthy hell of Vietnam, Dafoe plays one after-hours play elite. But not Dafoe, who seems of his most interesting · ~ ;: ~~c= to doggedly shun mainstream characters. A crack soldier, Elias By Susan Coulby "Private Wars, • a tale of Vietnam veterans' experiences, is the pilot . 19'~yCiiJ~tlight and Charming roles in favor of difficult, often mothers his men and in his Staff R~oner performance of PlTP's experimental late night productions. painful ones. Along the way he leisure time smokes thai-stick For anyone bored by the usual continually stretches his range from an ungodly long pipe. late-night business of partying, "Private Wars" is the PTTP's first eventually form a story line. and challenges the audience not Dafoe's Elias recognizes the sleeping or watching inane talk contemporary project. Also, Described as a comedy/drama, iS~~;;.: lO look away. war's inhumanity, foresees its shows, the Professional Theatre faculty member Jamie "Private Wars" contains a lot of 9~f. .: S~ 'iri'Norltiwest D.C., Dafoe's first forays into ignominious (as least from an Training Program (PTTP) will Cunningham, the play's director, am using dialogue. But behind the Ji'~i~ ' j~riWestiy Hafdlng. featured roles were as American perspective) offer two late-evening had never directed a PTTP humor, the play's setting lurks, ·· ·Atso ':.at the .9:30 this coming unforgettable villains, such as conclusion yet still he fights, performances of "Private Wars." production. disturbing the comedy and creating 'fhutidaY, ··Clash ~ Havana 3 the seedy counterfeiter Eric sometimes with a weird, The show's two special Written by James McLure, the an uncomfortable ambience. a.M~ ·will be jx)undins oot tunes Maslcrs in William Friedkin's To exhilarated gleam in his eyes. showings, tonight and May 4, will play peeks into the lives of three " Funn y things happen, but fr~' ~~it •rna.hint self-titled Live and Die In L.A. (1985). The viewer is left to decide if he follow 8 p.m. performances of mentally unstable Vietnam they 're horrible at the same time," debutalbUin~ ,;:•: ;, ,·: ·•· Dafoe wisely sheds the camp of is any better than his counterpart "Our Town," which the PTTP is veterans who live in a VA hospital. said Antony Sandoval, one of the .11c.kcl$ are $12 for both rughts; his earlier roles and creates a Barnes, who at least tklieves in performing in rotation with "She The year is 1977, and the action actors. "This is on the edge." call thO Ch1~ · ~ (202) 638·2008 fat more/ · ·· ·· villain of icy control: Master's what he is doing. SlOOps to Conquer." In addition to takes place in the hospital 's lounge Sandoval plays Natwick, a menace lies not in his fits of In 1988, Dafoe's career wok a the late-night performances, area. we a !thy but paranoid patient . In Baltimore, die bind whose violence, but in his resuaint His controversial turn when he "Private Wars" will be presented Tsalis said "Private Wars" was whose line clothing contrasts with c:hoiuaea ~ · §an remeanber. dark rationality adds an edge of starred in Alan Parker's twice as a matinee and once in the added to set of PTTP the urine bag he must wear. bu,nvhose song .tilloa everyone terror that homicidal mania Mississippi Burnina and Martin early evening. shows because there weren 'I Sandoval recently played the forgets, .. The Fib, ·.,ill be never could. Scorsese 's The Last "It's an experiment doing it at enough good male pans in "Our obse sed Gunner in "Misalliance." apiJeafing at. Halllmbjaek'l, His next ftlm, Oliver Stone's Temptation ol Christ, two films the lare time," stage manager Julia Town" and "She Stoops to Lorenzo Gonzalez-Pontes plays 1101 S. &WIItdA-.,IOftiabt. ()Ka(-winning Platoon, was a that incurred outrage and Tsalis said. "But it's lilce, 'how do Conquer" to accommodate the Silvio, an unruly instigator who .l1cteca n S8.5Ctia ldvanc ·· breakthrough of sorts for the attracted censors. we get audiences at that time of program's actors. causes trouble by, among other clif{30l) 7SW3Crl'Jbr ...inf o ac110r. AJ the compassionate Sgt night?'" One hour and 20 minutes long, things, flashing the staff nurses. : Go P.rilnkfrat ()ailxy. ' . . , Elias, who stru&&les with his see DAFOE 1Ja8e 10 She said the project is an the play is a series of vignette ...... experiment in other respects: which seem unrelated, but see PTTP 1Ja8e 10 1 0 • mE REVIEW • April 26, 1991

Saigon The food on the menu may resemble Chinese Dafoe takes the roles nobody else would want continued from P'l8e 7 cuisine with the typical continued from page 9 natural targets for th e religious right's holy Vietnam veteran who spends his time in a the restaurant's charm and won ton soup and egg indignation. Consequently, the film was Mexican commune, wallowing in drugs and a originality. rolls, but the Saigon In the first of these films, Dafoe is FBI picketed or banned and its virtues ·ignored. necessarily limited sex life. Agent Ward, the leader of a team of agents Besides Scorsese's direction, the chief victim Most of the dishes feature either Vietnam Restaurant Dafoe's performance is a extension :)hrimp, chicken or beef, though trying to solve the murder of three civil rights of this snubbery was Dafoe's performance, of his work in Platoon. It 's as if Elias survived some are made with pork, fish and offers more seafood and workers in l 964 Mississippi. The role is much which was perhaps the best of the year. Vietnam 'with his legs destroyed but his duckling. With a few exceptions diverse spices. less meaty than that of his co-star, Gene Since then several of Dafoe's key outlook intact, and now languishes in a like soup and egg rolls, entrees arc Hackman (Agent Anderson), who received an performances have been overlooked because of wheelchair, spiraling further down into drugs ace mpanied with an abundance of corn and snow peas to produce a Oscar nomination . their brevity or because th ey were part of and despair. rice. If there isn't enough, the taste bud ecstasy. Detractors labeled Parker's film a white decidedly uncommercial films. Finall y, as th e ghoulish Bobby Dupree in server will quickly bring more. But no matter what you order, man's paternalistic reworking of history, but Triumph or the Spirit (1989) starred Dafoe David Lynch's recent Wild At Heart, Dafoe The food on the menu may the choice is bound to be a Dafoe does well with a rather stodgy, thankless as Greek box er Salamo Arouch, who wa s provides the most chilling moments in a film resemble Chinese cuisine with the delightful venture. part, playing straight man to Hackman's interned at a concentration camp and forced to bursting with them. When Bobby coos horrid typical won ton soup and egg rolls, For dessert, try Clan cake, a electrifying Anderson. participate in high-stake matches: If he won, he no th ings to Lu la (Laura Dern), the scene but the Saigon Vietnam Restaurant Spanish custard dessert covered In Scorsese's The Last Temptation or ate well and continued his career, and if he manages to fascinate and cause rashes of offers more seafood and diverse with syrup. If this sounds Christ, however, Dafoe gives the performance lost, he was bound for the infamous "showers." gooseflesh sim utaneously. Dafoe plays this and spices. unappetizing, just ask the waiter of his life as a doubt-ridden, human Jesus. Arid of joy and often of action, this grueling other scenes over-the-top, and simply steals Chicken sauteed with lemon about other desserts. Likewise, the Beset with·feelings he cannot articulate or film not surprisingly did little at the box office. the movie from the host of other eccentrics. grass comes mild or spicy with restaurant has specials listed on a understand, his Christ moves with anguish But it yields a signature performance from As long as a demand ex ists for onions and red peppers. chalkboard. through this neMly three-hour epic, grappling Dafoe, who's at his best portraying characters un compromising roles, Willem Dafoe will Those that crave something a bit Although the meal begins with for the truth of his divine destiny. who suffer. pro sper. The actor may never receive th e :nore poignant need only add the traditional cup of hot tea, it By daring to saddle Christ with the flaws , This is also shown poignantly in Born on acclaim he deserves, but he's sure to compile pepper sauce, which occupies concludes on a different note. desires and occasional weaknesses of the the Fourth or July (1989). The actor has a one of film's most varied and impressive every table. Perhaps because France ruled human condition, Scorsese and the film were small but memorable reading as a paralyzed resumes. Far tas tier and varied, "Number Vietnam until about 50 years ago, 64" speaks for the restaurant's the coffee blend is extremely reputation. Although the entree French and therefore looks black, isn't marked spicy on the menu, it tastes strong and smells delicious. (as well as the other entrees) can be Although it may not be in your served that way on request fortune, or the fortune cookie for The Student Program The combination is composed of that matter, Saigon Vietnam chicken, lobster and shrimp, which Restauram will be a wise choice are sauteed with broccoli, straw for those who hunger for Association mu shroom, bamboo shoots, baby something a lillie off the beaten 8 Presents 'Thoughts' provoking

continued from page 9 while carrying a clark secret. "Mortal Thoughts" is perhaps the "Moonlighting," but it is by far his first mainstream ftlm that Rudolph most effective fllm work yet. has made, after a career of directing Head ly, last seen as Tess humorous, artsy and offbeat Trueheart in last summer's "Dick comedies like "Choose Me," "Made Tracy," provides the backbone of in Heaven" and last year's "Love at the film , and inhabits her role with Large." sensitivity as well as instability. By adding his quirky touches to After the flack (and millions) she the plot, and drawing taut received for her syrupy performances from his cast, performance in last year's Rudolph makes "Mortal Thoughts" blockbuster "Ghost," Moore finally a welcome addition to the thriller has a mature, non-Brat Pack role to genre, one that is suffering from call her own. She makes Cynthia a cliche and predictability. His film hau nted character, struggling to steers clear of all that, and makes it keep a business and family together all the more chilling. Late night with PTTP

continued from page 9 As Silvio, Gonzalez-Fontes effectively protrayed the psychotic Gonzalez-Pontes' last role was the bully. Likewise, Sandoval, who is whiny Bentley in "Misalliance." from France, gave an excellent Sean Coleman, seen last as performance although his French Straker the chauffeur in "Man and accent made some of his lines ," portrays Gately, a difficult to understand. rather naive Southerner. Despite this minor flaw, At a full rehearsal of the show however, "Private Wars" is last wee!.< the actors showed interesting and compelling. But it's considerable depth in their not suitable for young audiences; it characterizations. Coleman was contains profanity and sexual appropriately gullible, and the references and, at one point, hillbilly accent he used seemed Coleman appears in his underwear, authentic. leaving little to the imagination. Baseball a switch away

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Co-captain Carol Gibson helps young team through season Speiss wants to teach elementary school, but also By Brian l.eKites They went 2-25 in the regular would like to teach English as a second language. Sl~ Reporter season but advanced to the "I was in Spain for Winter Session last semester," Mick Jagger once sang, "We all championship game of the East Speiss said. "From going to Spain, I think that there is need someone we can lean on." · Coast Conference Tournament a need to teach those who can't speak English because The Delaware softball team leans "We can still go to the ECC there are so many people like that in our country." on senior and co-captain Carol Tournament," Gibson said. This season, the sophomore has started in every Gibson for her leadership. "Hopefully we can place high." game for Delaware and has scored three goals and Gibson, the only senior on a "The team works well together, added three assists. young team, has led the Hens and the chemistry is coming She also has found herself in the role of a through a disappointing season by together," she said. "Everyone has cheerleader, supporting the junior varsity, which plays her example of remaining relaxed done a good job considering the its games following the varsity. and upbeat season we've had." "I think it's important. I played junior varsity for "I have to keep my head up," The Hens have been in several field hockey last year,'' Speiss said. "I felt I needed the right fielder said. "If I make a close games, losing eight by three that encouragement because it shows how the team is mistake, or if we fall behind, I runs or less. Despite the losses, behind you." bave to keep a good attitude." Delaware's efforts make Gibson In a time where winning in collegiate athletics Freshman infielder Jennifer confident they can finish strong. dominates the headlines, it is refreshing to see a Lawson agreed. "She definitely "Losing close games is always a dexterous, positive athlete like Alex Speiss come leads by example. 'buzz kill,' but who's to say if the along. Hens' defender Alex Speiss in action vs. Virginia. "It's her upbeat personality," coin wasn't turned what the Lawson said. "She lightens the air outcome would be,'' she said. by telling jokes when we're "Everyone in the ECC is tough, but Kent guides golf to super season down." they're all heatable." Coach B.J. Ferguson added, One reason for the bad start. she continued from page 11 everyone to shoot in the '70s, and president of the Christiana Board "She's not the cheerleader type. proposes, is that other teams play the golfers also expect it." of Education, has an ultimate goal She doesn 't scream or yell. She's a in tournaments in Florida and Kent has been able to use his Now Kent hopes to conclude the in golf. quiet leader. California and come back to knowledge to turn a very good season with a Delaware golf team " I would like us to be "She's never bucked the conference play with several squad into one of the best in the first - an NCAA tournament bid. consistently considered among the system,'' the coach said·. " She's games' experience under their belt. East. " We are in a good position best golf schools in our region," he always done what's been asked of Delaware went to Virginia for the "It is a level of expectation, both where we are going to be strong said. her." Leslie D. Barbaro only tournament on the 199 1 the golfers themselves and the candidates for consideration," he "Before we just hoped to do Gibson came to Delaware four A disappointing season has not schedule. program, that allows what appears said. "At the beginning of the year well, and now we're a threat to win years ago as an infielder, Ferguson daunted Carol Gibson's spirits. Nonetheless. Gibson feels, by to be a treme ndo us level of · we were· talking potential, and now it, and I would like to be at that said, but was moved to the outfield returning e veryone else, next success," Kent said. we 're talking reality. The players level of play where we would be for the good of the team. and focus on the next game. season should be a good one for "A few years ago we would have now de mons trated that considered a threat to win every "I don' t think she really liked "The team has a never-say-die the Hens. have been very happy to have had pote nt ial, so it's no longer time we step out onto the links." the outfield, but she never attitude," Ferguson said. "She's been real supportive a golfer who could even break into potential, but ability." Tuesday, the Hens wrapped up complained," Ferguson said. Gibson is hoping the team can considering the season we've had," th e ' 70s. No w we j ust ex pect Kent, who also serves as the their dual meet schedule at Newark Gibson said losing was upsetting accomplish what th e Hofs tra Ferguson said. "She has positive Country Club by routing Rutgers­ at first, but the team has shown the women's basketball team feelings for the future." Camden by 33 strokes and ECC ability to bounce back after a loss accomplished this year. Delaware (6· 19 overall, 2-6 ON DECK foe Drexel by 54 . ECC) dropped both games of a Delaware, which finished with a home doubleheader Tuesday to FOOTBALL - Blue-White Game at Delaware Stadium, tomorrow, 2 p.m. team total of 385, was led by Men drop third straight Temple University by scores of 7-2 BASEBALl.- Vs. Rider at Delaware Diamond, tomorrow (doubleheader), senior captain Peter Lovenguth, and 5-2. noon; at Rider, Sunday, 1 p.m. who took medalist honors with a MEN'S LACROSSE - At Loyola (Md.), tomorrow, 2 p.m . continued from page 11 Fusting, Schuebel. Stanziale, After 24 games, Gibson is 72 on the par-71 course. Kevin Ellers and Tom Rusy each batting .209 with eight runs, 14 SOFTBALl. - At Hofstra, tomorrow, 1 p.m. MEN'S TEI'\INIS - ECC Championships at Hofstra, today and tomorrow. his team-high three goals in the 4· with one. Barcik, Wunder and hits and one RBI. She al so has GOLF - At Princeton Tournament, today and tomorrow; ECC Stanziale each added assists for the three doubles and three stolen 0 run . Championships at Pocono Manor, Pa., Sunday and Monday. bases for the season, but there is no Moore was the only player to Hens. 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