A * -• f\ • • f / / J c*- 4 / Neiv program promotes business ties to academs by Patty Cleary hopes to achieve this goal of mutual benefit of both parties. these terms. They don't have a Robert P. Molder has been interaction through a three-part For, we feel businesses need not degree in finance—they don't see appointed representative for Rice's plan. He received his BA in only Rice engineers or geologists themselves going down to a bank new experimental program, "Joint History and a masters degree in but humanities majors with the and applying for a job. Humanities Venture." The program, financed speech and drama and is familiar business skills of communication, people don't really know what they by a $100,000 grant from the with the problem of trying to find a problem solving, and the ability to can do, but they know they have to Mellon Foundation, has been job in the business world. "It's analyze. Businesses need people do something." created to promote the value of pretty difficult," he said, "to go to a who are good and not necessarily The 18-month program will humanities majors in the business placement agency and try to get a people who have had previous begin by appealing to students who world and to increase communica- job when they look at you like experience," said Molder. are concerned about their careers. tion between Rice's humanities some kind of freak because you He continued, "Up until now, "Near the end of this summer," division and the business don't know anything about government, teaching, and law Molder explained, "humanities' community. computers or data processing. have been the only major options majors are going to get a letter Molder, a former business "We think Rice graduates can that humanities graduates have from Joint Venture saying, 'If executive, producer-director of really contribute something to the had. There are opportunities in you're not interested in teaching, theater, and professor at the business community. We see Joint business, but humanities people or in government, or even think University of Texas at El Paso, Venture as a partnership for the don't seem to generally think in see Humanities, page 5 Robert Molder

INSIDE: •Notes on a soggy commence- ment, p.5. •Two off-the-wall summer films, neither of which is Raiders of the Lost Ark, p.6 •What do owls and blue jays have Volume 69, number 1 HRESHEThursday, JunRe 18, 1981 in common? See p.8. Campanile case resolved by proctor's decision by Tom Morgan embezzlement and manipulation written a letter of apology to the Holt, in regard to the charges made and Bruce Davies of funds, but the ruling indicates Student Association senate. against Baringer and Mathre. that she was not found guilty of Baringer, too, was issued a In regard to the charge of Former Campanile business either of these charges. probationary warning, which embezzlement brought against manager Becky Mathre was found In an unrelated case, current and means that any future violations of Mathre by the senate, SA guilty of lesser charges than those former Campanile Editor Robin university regulations will result in President Lynn Lednicky stated filed by the Student Association Baringer also had charges brought more severe disciplinary action. that of the additional missing senate last April, and was issued a against her for "poor judgement Her letter was accepted by the money, none could be proved to ten-day disciplinary probation and misappropriation of student senate after some debate at the have been embezzled. "I have not warning by Proctor E.C Holt. monies." Baringer has made a full April 13 meeting. heard anything official from the Mathre graduated on time and restitution of $597 worth of long- "It was determined that most of proctor, however this is what 1 received a master's degree in distance phone calls made during the charges made by the Student understand from talking with accounting from the Jones the summer of 1980 on the Association senate were people involved in the case," he Graduate School of Administra- Campanile phone lines, and has substantially justified," stated stated. tion. Mathre was required to pay Proctor E.C. Holt —M. Gladu $325 to the university as part of the $860 which Mathre admitted to ICSA building plans completed sentence issued by Holt: $107.06 in having borrowed for one year. personal long-distance phone calls Mathre had been charged with by Pam Mason made on the Campanile phone more serious offenses by the SA Schematic design plans for the lines, $110 in unauthorized senate than those of which she Seeley G. Mudd Computing expenses, and $97.94 of interest on was found guilty, including Facility have been completed and work on the detailed design is now under way, according to ICSA Director Priscilla Jane Huston. Admissions staff leaves Said Huston, the plans create a Records Richard Stabell, three building both convenient and new assistant directors have attractive for users, one with "a already been selected to fill the long life, a life that can vary with vacant positions. modern technology and fit the Kris Bayne, a 1981 Rice style of the campus." After graduate in managerial studies, completion of the detailed plans by has been hired and will begin work architect Charles Tapley Workmen unload new computer equipment to be installed in existing ICSA July 31, after having spent a year as Associates, a team from ICSA, facilities a member of the student and the Rice Planning and —M. Gladu admissions committee. Cathy Construction departments, be completed before, the lot north of Herman Brown, is a two-story design with user Marina Ballantyne -M. Gladu Clacke, who graduted from St. contractors will bid on the three- commencement of the 1982-83 Edward's College in Austin, begins million dollar project. Construc- academic year. functions on the first floor, and by Kathryn Mason work as an assistant director this tion is scheduled to begin in The Mudd building, which is to staff offices and main equipment Director of Admissions Marina see Admissions, page 5 September 1981 and will hopefully be located at a site on the parking areas on the second. Ballantyne will leave her post July In order to make the user areas 31 to attend Stanford University in as open and as flexible as possible, the fall. Three other top and to adapt to the constantly admissions staff members are also Drinking age law affects Pub, parties changing needs of ICSA users, leaving, but none of their by Richard Dees Identification cards will be He added, however, that the Huston plans to integrate the departures are related to Operations at Willy's Pub will checked at the door and hands board planned to "lay a pretty terminal and work areas as much Ballantyne's resignation. probably change due to a new stamped, he said. Then, heavy fine" on anyone underage as possible by providing a high Ballantyne will enroll in a Texas law that raises the legal "bartenders and busboys will who is caught drinking in the Pub number of public-access terminals master's program for educational drinking age to 19. Party check for the wrong kind of hand and on anyone who gives alcohol (the Mudd building will have space administration. At this time no guidelines, however, should holding a mug of beer," he added. to a person under age. Penalties for 50, compared to the present 12) replacement has been found. remain unchanged. On slow nights, however, IDs could include the expulsion from and, if possible, public-access Cheryl Washington, an assistant The new law, passed by the will only be checked at the bar, said the Pub for a month or for the printers. director, will be leaving her Texas Legislature and signed by Pub Manager Jimmy Girardeau. entire school year. Other facilities will include a position to pursue a degree in Governor William Clements last Girardeau, however, was "We hope the penalties will be classroom and, possibly, graphics music performance. Carolyn month, not only raises the drinking skeptical about the plan. "I don't severe enough to keep people from and word-processing areas. Meacham, another assistant age, but it also holds the think it will work. Their friends (of doing it," Girardeau said. The planning team is also director, left her position a few organization dispensing alcohol those underage) will give them the The entire plan for the Pub, exploring the feasability of a weeks ago and is presently working responsible for anyone underage stuff," he said. "It's going to be however, has not been officially power control system, which at the Jones Graduate School of that is drinking in the impossible to enforce." approved by the Pub Control Huston believes could provide Adminisration. She will be establishment. Girardeau said he told the Pub Board."We haven't finalized our more economical operations now entering law school at the To comply with the law, the Pub board that the only way to strictly notion (for a plan) yet, but we want and more flexibile services over a University of Texas at Austin this will probably adopt some form of enforce the law would be to to keep the Pub as open as we can," longer period of time. She also fall. Ron Hayworth left in mid- hand-stamping procedure that will prohibit students under 19 years Holt commented. anticipates the addition of remote May after two years as an assistant identify either those allowed to old from entering the bar. But that, Holt said that the only other facilities for public users operated director because he disliked living drink or, those excluded, said he said, is unacceptable. alternatives suggested are less through the cooperation of ICSA in Houston. Proctor E.C. Holt, chairman of the "For sure, we want everyone to attractive. For instance, one and other Rice departments, such According to Assistant to the Pub Control Board and legal be able to get in at all times," he suggestion was to divide the Pub as the system the Social Sciences President for Admissions and proprietor of the bar. stressed. see Pub, page 4 see ICSA, page 5 Drinking within the law Now that it's summer and the campus is relatively quiet, administration officials and student leaders alike should be thinking seriously about how the nineteen-year-old drinking law is going to affect Rice. Despite the law, it is almost an inherent virtue of the "total college experience" to go out and get sloshed at least once during one's freshman year. Rice has no fraternities or sororities (by law), which leaves students to find their own forms of fun and socializing. Not being able to drink as a freshman may not be such a bad thing, but everyone at Rice should realize that eighteen-year-olds will have an overwhelming tendency to find ways of "beating the system." The question comes down to how Rice intends to administer the intent of the new law, yet not turn Rice into a microcosm of the prohibition era. Parties at Rice have formed a tradition of open bars and flowing kegs, but the new law could change all of that. The residential colleges themselves either may or may not be considered private residences, depending on how the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission wishes to interpret its rules. The party guidelines which serve as "strong recommendation^for colleges on how to administer parties will have to be (altered now, but who exactly is going to -M. Gladu administer them? Will there be a proctor's hit squad made up of SHOOTIN' BLIND/by Steve Bailey ROTC types in paramilitary gear, ready to bust any eighteen- vear-old's head who tries to pour a beer? Let's hope not. There I was, soaking up the They were running all over the into a pinball machine. Compared to other campuses in this country, there really isn't Mexicana, and loving every bit of place, shouting, laughing, "Tilt" it burped. Three girls were that much to do around here except go to class and study like it. Beer, food, and more beer. And generally having a good time. They playing it, but they seemed good little boys and girls. the conversation. "Pue, jo vi el were dropping trash everywhere, unconcerned about this event. The way in which this law is initially interpreted and partido en que Fernando pitcheo leaving trails of food. I envisioned They continued their game. enforced by the Rice community will strongly influence the way contra los Astros en Houston y the hordes of cockroaches that At the 'ffeine machine I had to we are supposed to have fun around here. Let's hope that those gano uno a nada. Permitio take over my kitchen whenever I stand in line again, behind just one who provide the input to the policy-making process do more solamente cinco hits, y bateo el leave. of them this time. I waited while he than improvise when the freshmen get here in August. Closing punto ganando..." and the kids I moved — slowly — through slowly inserted,Jiis coins, and made would swarm around for my the hordes. It was noon', they were his decision — after much deep the Pub for orientation week indicates that the Pub Control autograph. eating lunch, socializing, and,.-, contemplation. Finally he decided Board is not yet ready to deal with this problem and is stalling And there's that word again — holding up traffic. "Let me on 'ffeine. for all the time it can get. Now that the summer months are kids. I was all set to write about my through, I'm the press. Press. Let As I moved to put my coins into upon us, we should be talking and not delaying. Fun at Rice is sojourn in Mexico until I me through," I repeated, in vain. the slot, I was shoved away by a too precious to waste; let's find a solution that will not short- encountered the Junior High- These kids have no respect for the munchkin who quickly moved into circuit our already few good times. schoolers who have inundated the media. position and deposited her coins RMC this summer. First, the traditional trip into the ahead of me. I've seen Ricky Pierce From the outside it was cars basement. Grab a 'ffeine, and some make the same move many times Welcome, etc. parked everywhere. Must be a manly plain M&M's. The to grab a rebound. This space is too short for a full-blown Declaration of wedding or a meeting of the gameroom was sweltering. There I waded through the ocean of Purpose, so suffice it to say that you hold in your hand the Houston Area Chemical were ten million miniature bodies bodies to the first floor. A sign latest edition of a paper that has kept the Rice community Engineers, I thought. swarming around the temples of barred the way to the stairs. The teenage fascination. I couldn't hear informed and entertained for the past 65 years. Since its A friend of mine walked out proclamation read "Jr. High and from the west doors, but I didn't the machines, only the shouts. High School students will not be inception, the THRESHER has been an "all-student" paper; Rice recognize him at first. His hair was I had to stand in line while three permitted above the first floor." has no journalism department, and we have no officials standing on end and pointed in all Lilliputians in front of me tried Hear, hear. God bless Ms. Vest, watching over our shoulders. directions. He looked extremely time after time to get the change and reserve for her a special place. Yet that phrase, "all-student paper," means little if you, as tired — the way a freshman machine to accept their bits of I don't generally dislike kids. I readers, fail to participate—either by discussing the issues we football player looks after his first dollars. Not one crisp new dollar enjoyed being a kid, and still do, at raise, or more directly, by joining our staff. We believe the collegiate two-a-day. "Don't go in bill among them — they all had to times (not often enough). I realize THRESHER can best serve the interests of the Rice community by there," he warned. change the scourge of the U.S. there are some mature, polite kids reporting the news relevant to Rice; you can make the most of "Go home and smoke seven Treasury. attending summer school here, but your time here by taking an interest in all the events which joints, then crash for two days." I With change in hand, I turned I didn't meet any of them. As one staffer said, "They don't go into the make up "the Rice experience." advised him. I thought he was towards the 'ffeine machine, to be tripping, but when I entered, I greeted by a couple of kids running RMC — they know better." Part of that, we like to think, is our own sweatshop here on understood. He wasn't on drugs. at breakneck speed in anticipation Shootin' Blind is an irregular the second floor of the RMC. Visitors are always welcome; The RMC was full of midgets. of being fulfilled by the games. The column of random comments, volunteers are greeted with open arms. You may be amazed or Swarming with midgets. No, not first one collided with me head on sometimes written by the editor. astounded by what you find here, but we doubt you'll ever be midgets, fractional people. and the second, trying to avoid the Steve Bailey is one of the stalwarts bored. Teenagers. 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The Rice Thresher, June 18, 1981, page 2 BEYOND THE HEDGES/by David Butler

Ivy League bands told particular line: "We got drunk in a Abner McCall, the voice years ago. (That flap, you may moderates are also involved in a bar one night and thought, 'Why to watch their steps of reason? Yep. recall, started when McCall battle over the removal of not? It's just as good a name as threatened expulsion of any theologians at Baptist colleges- Ivy League college bands, whose any.'" Baylor University chancellor half-time antics are similar to those Baylor woman who appeared nude including Baylor—who do not The real Norma Rae, union Abner McCall was defeated last in a Playboy feature on the support a literal interpretation of of Rice's Marching Owl Band, organizer Crystal Lee, was not week in his bid to become have been warned to clean up their Southwest Conference.) the Bible. amused. "It seemed like a bad president of the Southern Baptist McCall was supported as the acts. The Ivy Policy Committee, joke," she told Mother Jones Convention. McCall, until candidate of Baptist moderates, in Beyond the Hedges is the which controls half-time magazine. "The owners of that recently president of the Baptist their attempt to unseat current THRESHER'S weekly collection of entertainment at league games, has company knew what that movie school at Waco, drew large apparently received enough SBC president Bailey Smith, an news tidbits from other colleges was about. But they didn't care. amounts of media attention when and the real world. David Butler, a complaints from outraged fans They just wanted to make a Oklahoma fundamentalist who he fired the editors of the college was quoted last year as saying that THRESHER contributor for most of and irate alumni to issue warnings dollar." newspaper, the Baylor Lariat, in a to the bands at all eight Ivy League God does not hear the prayers of the past six years, is now a news But Kratex won't be making any dispute over editorial policy two Jews. The fundamentalists and writer for KTRH radio. schools. more money off "Norma Rae" David Polinsky, drum major of jeans. 20th Century Fox, which Yale's Precision Marching Band, produced the film, yanked the told the Yale Daily News his group licensing rights from Kratex when will try to broaden the appeal of its they learned the company was DOONESBUBT shows, by focusing less on inside non-union. Fox VP Marc Pevers JOANIE?ARE jokes and blatantly risque humor, said, "The essence of Norma Rae is YOU READY? MOM'LL CANI NO! YOU'RE WHY? UMTS and more on subtle double- its pro-union message. We didn't . THE GUESTS BE OCT IN COME NOT ALLOWED •IN? TU SEE THE BRJPE *2*/™ £%«* *** entendres and music to appeal to want to promote union-busting \ ARB ALL A MINUTE, TF*- / GESTURE : NEXT UNTIL THE OF GOOD older alums. Polinsky adds, through our licensing agreement." WEDDING' FAITH, however, that "no one is proposing ^RICHARD1 censorship or administrative UCLA cheerleader asks vwm, involvement." for workers' comp Non-union Jeans A former cheerleader at UCLA has appealed to the California IL. J snubbed by studio Supreme Court to ask for workers' From our Absurd Irony files: compensation for medical One of the latest brands in designer expenses, to cover surgery for knee jeans to hit the market is the injuries suffered while she cheered "Norma Rae" line, named after the R%&'- the Bruins on five years ago. D0E5FRJ NOT NOW, DEAR, "GOOD „ NOT BAD. I'D movie character who fought to ^ EXCITED, WHAT DO go through Karyn Rust claims she was an ,,C.J I'M FEELING LORD! IS SHE LOOK HUBBA, organize textile plant workers in a • \ HONEY? RADIANT. THAT REALLY FWZVU HUBBA! YOU THINK' UFTH IT. employee of UCLA, even though SMASHING7 / Southern plant remarkably like ' 1FEELUKE \ V the cheerleaders' jobs were non- I'M the old J. P. Stevens factories. paid. The school claims that MOVIE! „ But there's one small problem: because Rust was a volunteer, she / ^ "Norma Rae" jeans are being made wasn't covered by the school's by Kratex, a New York clothing regular workers' comp plan for firm—and a non-union shop. employees, and is therefore not Kratex spokesman Lewis Kaplan entitled to payment for medical says he's not sure how the expenses. Lower courts have ruled ft 6,4 company decided to market that in favor of UCLA. V5>

" PEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE HERE TO"SHOULD ANY PERSON HAVE F A ^ IT'S TOO SOON, Hesv WITNESS mis MWM. SOIHISISOUR REASON WHY THIS WEPPIN0 ' J0ANIE! YOU'RE MWTMVE ^ °"n- THRESHING-IT-OUT SHOULD NOT TAKE PLACE, OH, NO U,JU ? RUSHING INTO IT! WE, TOO. WE HAVE vows TD MAKE, AS yO! ^Lucl^r, REALLY. CARRr' UJELL. JU5T BY BEING HERE, WEARSLET HIM SPEAK NOW, OR „ YOUHARDLYMM TOGETHER. FOR TRUST ME- ON To the editor: INVOLVED IN JOAN AW RICK'S FUTURE."FOREVER HOLD HIS PEACE " = THIS GUY!- FOUR YEARS'. Why is it that Food and Housing's ( J- ,V\ How much would you pay for costs are so substantially higher your on-campus room if it was per capita, when in fact because of 5" off-campus? Probably, not very the bigger scale involved they much. Consider the following: For should be less? the same price ($ 1300) that you pay On a per student basis, last year, for nine months of on-campus $ 180 was spent to pay salaries. One housing you could get, with a should also bear in mind that this roommate, an apartment with one figure only includes the housing bedroom, a sitting room, an eating segment of the budget. Joyce Rubash and her central kitchen are JOAN, MLLY0U HAVE THIS MAN % YOU, RICHARD. HAVE BOY, THIS IS GREAT I ^ area, a kitchen and a bathroom, I THISUI0MANI0BEY0URH/EP- separate. TO BE YOUR WEDDB? HUSBAND, ME SHOULD HAVE UIILL. PEP WIFE, TO LOVE, HONOR 7 that is across the road from the TO LOVE, HONOR AND CHERISH, RICHARD DONE WIS SOONER " . AND CHERISH, SOLONGAS campus. All of this, in one of the Because food and housing pays \ 50 LONGASYOU BOTH SHALL UVE?, I ENOUGH. T YOU BOM SHALL UVE? best areas of Houston. Obviously a share to the physical plant for either local landlords are running maintenance of the campus, at a loss or we are being ripped off. on-campus residents subsidize off-campus residents, who also use Last semester I put this question the campus facilties to the tune of to the Director of Food and about $50 per student. ii Housing Marion Hicks. Mr. Hicks Realistically, however, this sum is admitted he really did not have an meaningless when compared to the answer for me, but did offer the $1300 budgeted. Unfortunately fact that building costs on campus these reasons do not adequately are double what they are across the explain the high cost of on-campus HAVEY0U THANK YOU. SUCH A street. This should not housing. THAT MS - - ^ SEE NOPE. I EVERSE&I MARRYING BEAUTIFUL GLAD YOU WEARING IRSEEMW ANY FOOD THINK SUCH A DYNAMITE OFF AN OLD SERVICE! LIKED IT, SHOES MS substantially affect the cost of Theoretically Food and BE SURE,MIKE. AROUND, THEY MAKE BEAUTIFUL JOB, M. FLAME /SVT YOU EVEN MOM. MY IDEA. housing, though. With the Housing is not supposed to make a THEY'LL THANK MAN ? YOU KISS WEDDING, IN MONACO! I • MENTIONED \ L ' "FT ME FOR TTONE THE BRIDE DEAREST? GOD! \ exception of the major renovations profit, and they do not. undertaken in the mid-fifties, the Nonetheless, a landlord does and, cost of building the colleges was by all accounts, he makes a pretty not borne by the university. The handsome one at that. Further- colleges were donated to us. more the landlords charg£torthe location (i.e., the type of area) Nevertheless Mr. Hicks was very something Rice certainly should helpful. According to his statistics, not do. Clearly there is a flaw •jJk, the major expense (42% of the somewhere. The University is using the budget) is spent on "distributed 10 BE HONEST, WEIL, IT WAS charges." According to Mr. Hicks attractiveness of on-campus life to JOAN, DEAR, THE _ LACEF, IT ALL BEAUTIFUL. I ZONKER? NO, NO, . these include security, utilities, charge these ridiculous fees. The . CEREMONY WAS TO HAPPENED SO JUST HOPE THAT NOT AT AU. HIS TIMING - mum < DIE! THERE WASN'T FAST, I CAN NOISY YOUNG MAN MAS BAD, BUT HE MEANT FEELINGS, EH, ABOUT IT power plant, solid-waste disposal, fact remains that our rooms would :IU A DRY EYE IN THE HARDLY REMEM DIDNTSPOILIHINGS MI. HE WAS JUST BICK? I steam tunnels and other related go for a fraction of the price on the ° SJG GARDEN! BERIT. FOR. YOU. / BEING PROTECTIVE. services. The three other large open market, if at kll. I feel it is the categories of expenses are "debt duty of the University to provide 5T services" (repayment of debts us with a valid reason why we are taken out by food and housing, paying so much; either that or 24%), "salaries" (17%) and lower room and board. "maintenance repairs" (11%). However these expenses would Jonathan Berk also be incurred by any landlord. Wiess '84 The Rice Thresher, June 18, 1981, page 3 Registrar Brelsford says job 'more than part-time' by Jeanne Cooper tion. managed to upgrade in Rice's pay listed as qualifications for the job: Assistant to the President for The primary question appears scale almost all the positions in the "B.A. degree required. Ph.D. or Admission and Records Richard not to be one of whether to registrar's office, he believes Rice equivalent experience preferred. N. Stabell will select a new computerize, but a question of in still "can't compete in the financial University-level teaching registrar sometime this week. Dr. which manner. "If they decide to market for good clerical workers." experience. Knowledge" of John W. Brelsford, who resigned buy an outside package, the system The registrar must maintain a mathematics and computers. last February, will officially end would be functional next year. If variety of student records, from Ability to design and draw forms. his term June 31. ICSA designs one for the offices, it enrollment to grades to Managerial skills and working Although the registrar is would probably be two or three certification for degrees. The office knowledge of budgetary traditionally a member of the Rice years," stated Stabell. is expected to counsel students on procedures. Excellent writing faculty, none applied for the However, Stabell seems summer school and transfer skills and composition skills position's June 1 deadline. Stabell John Brelsford —M. Gladu optimistic about the use of questions, as well as perform a essential. Must enjoy working with stated he would look next at staff amount of time the registrar must computers to handle the large number of practical tasks from people." applicants before considering spend away from his teaching amount of recordkeeping: "I see in computing grade point averages About his resignation, Brelsford outside candidates. duties. Commented Brelsford, the not too distant future taking for the honor roll to unpacking concluded, "My only disillusion- One possible reason for faculty "We're computerized to some terminals to the individual colleges diplomas. The registrar is an ex ment (was) that it took so much reluctance is that the position is minor extent but we're still way, to register." officio member of several standing time away from the academia that considered to be part-time. "It's way behind. We've gotten to the Another time-consuming committees, including the I spent my life preparing for— more than a part-time job," size where we can't function burden of the registrar's deals with Committee on Examinations and teaching, research, involvement commented Brelsford. Recalling effectively." Although the lack of personnel. With the hand records Standings, which meets weekly. As with students. The bottom line is his two years as registrar, he computerization was not the system, the registrar is "highly registrar, Brelsford also worked that it's not the same kind of continued, "Bill Howell (chairman reason Brelsford resigned, he dependent on getting and keeping out the law and med school interaction you have with students of the psychology department) was noted "it was a disappointing good personnel. It takes a lot of curriculum for the 3-2 program. in the classroom. I thrive on extremely fair to me, but in my thing* time to hunt, hire, and retrain The job opening notice sent out interaction with students on a opinion, he was getting less than he Stabell remarked, "We are them." Although Brelsford by the Campus Business Office more personal, less business level." deserved. I often missed meetings, moving in the direction of colloquia, seminars, and graduate computerization...but when has student presentations. I didn't play not been decided." ICSA is Pub faces enforcement problems... the role in the department that I currently conducting an in-depth thought even a half-time faculty continued from page I Although almost 25 percent of more students under age and since study to determine the need for the student body is affected by the the law holds the university member should." Brelsford had computer data-keeping in the into a "wet" section and a ory pushed for a centralized computer change in the law, party guidelines responsible for anyone under age admissions, cashier, financial aid, section by a partition. now in effect should be able to who drinks at a party. data base which could be used by graduate division, and registrar keep Rice within the law, said "Dr. (President Norman) other administrative departments offices. The findings will be "That doesn't allow people to Katherine Brown, dean of Hackerman has made it very clear and ease some of the clerical reported to President Norman mix," Holt said. "It is a student undergraduate affairs. that Rice will enforce the law," she duplicity in the registrar's office. Hackerman in mid-July, who will lounge, after all, and people are emphasized. "It's going to take a Computerization would reduce the make a decision on computeriza- Current party guidelines there to socialize." good deal of cooperation from the recommend some form of check students." for those under age to be made and Partly because of the new require all alcohol be dispensed at Music dean search continues drinking age, orientation week this a bar. by Jeanne Cooper Professors of Music Marcia Humanities Virgil Topazio is also year will "de-emphasize alcohol" A search committee to replace Citron, Paul Cooper, Paul Ellison, a member of the committee. "Measures will have to be taken even more than last year, Brown Dr. Allan Ross, former dean of the and Clyde Holloway and music When Ross submitted his to be sure that no one under age is said. The Pub will be closed, and Shepherd School of Music, has student Greg Shiner represent the resignation in late March, the drinking," she said. But, she student advisors are being told to received a number of impressive Shepherd School on the Shepherd School circulated a added, students running the party keep close watch over their applicants and has already committee, along with Mrs. E. W. questionnaire among its faculty will be reponsible for seeing that underage advisees. interviewed three "very fine Kelley, Jr. and Mrs. Sam P. concerning what qualities they adequate measures are taken. "Probably next year, we will candidates," according to Worden, both of whom are active hoped for in the new dean. But, she noted, that task will be probably take alcohol pretty much committee chairman, Vice in the Shepherd Society; Mrs. According to Cooper: "We're more difficult since there will be out of orientation," she added. President and Provost WiJJiam Worden is also a member of the looking for someone with Gordon. Board of Governors. Dean of administrative experience, and for someone well-known in his field of Blind scholar wins award music. We want someone, man or nary scholarship, determination woman, of great personal integrity PERSONNEL and intellectual vigor" displayed in who works well with the students earning their degrees. and faculty." Cooper emphasized The cash prize was donated MANAGEMENT that all advertising for the position has been done under affirmative from the Recording for the Blind, action standards. which loaned the taped textbooks Gfosotmcr that Gibson and the other Geosource Inc. is a rapidly growing organization Although no personal honorees used for their college dedicated to providing essential products and ser- information on the candidates for studies. 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The Rice Thresher, June 18, page 4 Commencement moves Indoors Summer crimes rare Rice University's sixty-eighth Graduating seniors John by Jay Grob several places, and everywhere commencement was moved from Timothy Stout, Stephen Michael we've looked the owner has An attempted assault in the gym the East Lawn of Lovett Hall to the Flynn, and Kristen Ann Bayne moved, and even more strangely, and a stolen golf cart marked the muggy confines of Autry Court for received the Rice University no inquiries have been made here only serious crimes since the end of the first time in more than a Service Award. about the purse." Voswinkel added the spring semester, according to decade, due to a heavy rainfall on that the woman identified from Campus Police Chief Mary May 9. Approximately 900 A total of 437 Bachelor of Arts cards in the purse is neither a Rice Voswinkel. Voswinkel added, students received degrees at the degrees were given to architecture, student nor an employee of the however, that the summer's most ceremony. humanities, social science, and university. mysterious case thus far has been science majors. the finding of a purse containing a University President Norman Voswinkel explained that the large amount of cash and her Hackerman presided over the two Bachelor of Science degrees focus of campus security changes department's inability to locate the and one-half hour ceremony, with from engineering departments irom protection of people during owner. undergraduate candidates were awarded to 35 Chemical the academic year to protection of receiving degrees from their Engineering majors, 20 Civil On May 18, a woman was the property and buildings during respective college masters. Engineering majors, 65 Electrical dressing in the women's locker the summer months. In general the Engineers, seven Materials Science room in the gym when a male Campus Police department assailant entered the area and tried Several special awards were also majors and 32 Mechanical receives about half as many calls to grab her. The woman presented, to both graduating Engineering students. that require police action during immediately screamed, scaring students and distinguished alumni. the summer as they do during the the intruder so much that he school year. So far this summer, in The Student Association Mentor —M. Gladu Thirteen Bachelor of Architec- immediately fled. addition to the three more serious Recognition Award went to the The Distinguished Alumnus ture, two Bachelor of Fine Arts Said Voswinkel, "We did a cases listed above, the police have late Professor John E. Parish. Award was awarded to William F. and 15 Bachelor of Music degrees composite on the subject from a responded to three accidents, nine Parish had been a resident Kieschnick, '47, and also to S.I. were also awarded. description given by the victim, cases of theft, one case of illegal associate at Wiess College for over Morris, '35. Kieschnick has also At the graduate level, 236 and were reasonably sure that we entry, six cases of criminal 23 years before his death last been recently named to Rice's degrees were awarded, including had correctly identified the trespassing, five burglaries, one September. Board of Governors. 74 Ph.D.s attacker. However, the woman, drug overdose, and three cases of who was leaving town shortly, criminal mischief. decided not to press charges." Humanities/business program... In the summer's only other continued from page 1 its third aspect, according to teach students the language of serious crime, Voswinkel reports ICSA... you might like to try your hand at Molder: a five-week training business so they're trainable." that a golf cart, used by continued from page 1 business, or learn about the institute. When students interview Matusow, who supervises all groundskeepers, was stolen on possibility of a career in business, with companies, they will be aspects of the program, remarked, May 4 near President Norman division will open this fall. this is your opportunity.' We hope eligible to participate in the "This Mellon grant was Hackerman's house. The vehicle Huston speculates that some students will sign1' up for the institute upon graduating. specifically given to promote the was reported by a citizen to be at problems may arise from the program." The entire curriculum for the employability of humanities the corner of Greenbriar and location of the building; its Beginning next fall, juniors who training institute will be drawn majors. With our program, which North Braeswood roads one day position facing Herman Brown have declared themselves to be from the Jones School and will be is strictly experimental, we hope to after its theft. But before Campus will increase traffic through that humanities majors will be allowed taught by Jones School faculty and make Rice students even more Police could arrive at that building and in the surrounding to sign up for an internship members of the business attractive than they are now." location, the vehicle had area. Parking spaces will also be program that will begin the community. The intensive apparently either been stolen again eliminated, due to both the Mudd following spring semester. It will program will cover such facets of or had been moved by the original construction and the additions be counted as a 3-hour credit business as marketing, manage- Admissions... thieves. The case has been referred presently being made to Abercrombie Laboratory. To course (Humanities 301) and will ment, and computer applications. to the Houston Police Depart- continued from page 1 relieve this problem more parking be supervised by George Greanias ment, but no clues to the cart's space may have to be added behind of the Jones Graduate School of Molder feels that this training week. Kurt Goedecke, a 1978 Rice whereabouts have surfaced as yet. Abercrombie or in the field beyond Administration. The internship through the Jones School should graduate in biology who was The most frustrating case for the Space Physics building, will entail working eight hours in give graduates "a fundamental involved in research at the Baylor Voswinkel and the Campus Police according to Huston. one day or working a couple of understanding of business," College of Medicine, will be the this summer, though, has been the afternoons a week at a Houston adding that, "A basic understand- third assistant and-will begin on finding of a purse, in the Will Rice Though the Mudd Facility is business that will be lined up for ing of business is necessary, but I July 6. Commons, containing well over a scheduled to open in August 1982, them. Molder stressed that these feel that this knowledge, combined Stabell stated that the situation hundred dollars. Huston does not plan to facilitate changeover problems by moving will be "meaningful positions, with a liberal arts background, was not unexpected. "I am very- According to Voswinkel, the during the semester should observing positions—so that the provides a student with a much pleased with the selection of the purse contained several pieces of three new assistant directors and I completion be delayed. She said, student can get some business broader outlook." identification in addition to the know they will carry on the fine "If it's not open before school experience and see if he would be Humanities dean, Dr. Allen cash, but so far the Campus Police tradition that the others starts, they will have to wait until interested in doing his job for a Matusow, concurs: "All we intend have been unable to locate the established," said Stabell. Christmas." career." to do in the summer institute is purse's owner. "We've checked A second part of the program, open primarily to seniors, is a resume' writing and interviewing Pizza inn workshop. The first one will be held August 28 and will be taught by Kathy Kennedy of New York University. 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The Rice Thresher, June 18, 1981, page 5 Thresher/Fine Arts Savles' $60.000 masterpiece Return of the sixties generation The Return of the Secaucus 7 dubbed themselves after they were they get high, drunk, and jealous. Written and directed arrested together in Secaucus, N J. They make love, throw up, joke, by John Sayles in the early seventies for possesion and fight. Most importantly, they of marijuana while headed for a are real. The events of the movie The Return of the Secaucus 7 is peace march in Washington. are amazingly believable; it seems the anathema incarnate to the Their "return" refers not only to natural that in a once-a-year Hollywood movie. Writer-director the reunion but also to their return reunion, of emotionally dynamic John Sayles managed to create a to jail when they mistakenly people that their relationships better film for $60,000 than accused of killing a deer out of should undergo the dramatic Hollywood has been able to come season. changes that they do. up with for $30 million.Actually, Theirs are tales typical of people But the changes aren't really so of the sixties generation growing dramatic as they first seem. Sure, up in the seventies. One couple love affairs are begun and teaches in a nearby Massachusetts friendships strained to breaking school. Another is breaking up but, in the end, though the form of after a long and reasonably stable their relationships may have relationship. Another writes changed, the basic structure of the speeches for a senator who is group is stable. They have been merely "liberal." The husband of through many things together thel latter couple is the only before; the events of the movie are "outsider" at the reunion* and it is just another chapter. to him that all the relevent There are some real problems explanations necessary for the with the film: the acting is John Sayles movie to be comprehensible are sometimes stiff, the cinemagraphic given. The last two of the seven are techniques rough, and the editing Hollywood hasn't tried to create a lonely med student still looking sometimes distracting—though at anything like Secaucus 7 recently, for a love life and a country- other times brilliant. It's easy to which is so much the worse for western singer-bum who's write the problems off as artifacts Hollywood. planning a last chance run at of the low budget, so I will—but Of course, Hollywood claims to making the big time in L.A. only because the drama of the film be producing what the public The plot is the dialogue; the compensates for what it lacks in wants. Unfortunately, if they are story, one of the past and one of form. right, Secaucus 7 is doomed to Adam LeFevre and Karen Trott discuss their growing relationship in the Return the future. The players interact, remain an anonymous film. After — Richard Deer of the Secaucus 7. all, it isn't filled with the "action- packed" scenes and crummy jokes that most producers think are Polyester: Suburban cellulite run amok necessary for a good film. There is action and humor in Polyester latest effort may not be as abrasive bourgeois familial bliss. "Baltimore Stomper," crushing the Secaucus 7. But generally what Written and directed a Female Trouble or Desperate Francine's husband is a great feet of unsuspecting housewives at happens in the film is nothing. by John Waters Living, Polyester is likely to make provider (as the opening pan of the neighborhood shopping People meet, they talk, they argue, New Line Cinema John Q. Moviegoer break out in a their blue crushed velvet and vinyl centers in a frenzy of auto- they discuss, they laugh, they cry. rash—if he can keep from breaking veneer abode attests)—but his eroticism. But there is nothing that resembles Is the American public ready for into paroxysms of thigh-slapping source of income is a source of Divine's sole support in this action in the usual Hollywood the pop-version of John (Pink hysteria first. scandal to the community; vortex of bourgeois deceit and sense of the word—and in that Flamingos)^aters' anal-expulsive debauchery is Cuddles (Edith sense the movie sometimes seems humor? Will the mass market pay Massey), her hopelessly retarded to drag. to see a scatalogical satire from the ex-maid who has inherited a But the occasional slowness is king of midnight-movie schlock— fortune from a former employer. balanced by powerful dialogue. as a Sunday matinee? Is the general ( 4, Through selfless moral support Secaucus 7 works like a play: the public ready for the inimitable BiH&H (and airline bottles of therapeutic dialogue is sharp, histories are told Divine as "ordinary people"—i.e., WAIT! I'lffllfflMwiHBln, WAIT! hooch), Cuddles becomes verbally, and the "action" within suburban housewife/mother? Will Do not scratch until you receive instructions from the film. Francine's last source of warmth the movie is insignificant. It also the audiences in Sioux City egg the and devotion. has the dramatic impact of the silver screen over the stinging From this patently absurd theater that is rarely captured on burlesque of a 300 lb. transvestite? situational springboard, Waters celluloid—though, in all honesty, And what about Scratch 'n' Sniff launches Divine through an anal- the story would have worked flatulence? "Odorama" scratch and sniff card expulsive merry-go-round of plot better on the stage. By any reasonable set of As in Waters' other tasteless Francine faces picket lines of twists and upheavals. Most The story is of the annual standards, John Waters' ticklers, the star of Polyester is pentecostals and enormous notably, Francine finds happiness reunion of a group of sixties Polyester—unlike the real thing— everybody's favorite transvestite, bourgeois guilt before Mr. with polyester gigolo Tod radicals. Secaucus 7 (something is far from non-irritating and Divine (who just happens to have Fishpaw, a heinous purveyor of Tomorrow (Tab Hunter, one of like the Chicago 7) is the name they hypo-allergenic. Although his grown up with Waters as a pariah pornography ("now showing: 'My those idols of sixties family film in Baltimore). This time around, Burning Bush' "), runs off with Bo pablum), who owns a first-run Divine plays "suburban cellulite Derrick scuzz-double Mink Stole drive-in "art cinema," only to have run amok" in the ectomorphic (her reakname). her dream-love disintegrate and form of Francine Fishpaw, a Francine, naturally, turns to her illusions crumble before "typical" housewife who confronts alcohol while her two typical Poly ester's Glade-scented hurdle after melodramatic hurdle suburban children go off the deep denouement. CHRIST in her quest for that elusive, end. Her solvent-sniffing daughter Glade-scented? Oh, yes— quintessential American- (Mary Garlington) gets knocked Polyester features Odorama™ (a up by her punk-disaster beau (Stiv card with ten Scratch 'n' Sniff Bators), crushing her junior high squares) to provide odoriferous THE titillation, explained away by go-go career dancing for quarters during lunch hour. And little Francine Fishpaw's olfactory junior Fishpaw (portrayed by Ken hypersensitivity. Waters King in the film's standout incorporates these sometimes KING uu "performance") leads a double life offensive scents in a variety of as the fetishistic, sociopathic teasing ways (sorry, guys, he LVTHERAN Eg doesn't take Scratch 'n' Sniff where See our fine selection Hustler feared to tread), and the The Bokinf Shop anticipation of the next nasal CHVRCH of Swedish clogs. awakening distracts the audience enough to keep Waters' RiceatGreenbriar • In The Village • 523-2864 Pln>it> an,i IliWurs Mr

The Rice Thresher, June 18, 1981, page 6 This Summer/by Deborah Knaff

Dance Days of Heaven At River Oaks, June 24, at 9:30 p.m. Days Mikhail Baryshnikov. The Society for the Performing Arts of Heaven may be the most beautiful and haunting films will present Mikhail Baryshnikov Sunday, July 5 at 8 p.m. ever made. Terrance Malick's creation is a cinematic at Jones Hall. Baryshnikov will dance with ballerina masterpiece that overwhelms the senses while telling a Cynthia Harvey and members of the Louisville Ballet. The disturbing tale. Preceding it at 7:30 p.m. will be Pretty program has not yet been announced. Only a small number Baby, Brooke Shields' debut film about a teenage of tickets are expected to be left available to the public after prostitute at the turn of the century. season ticket holders' orders have filled, but it may be possible to get tickets. Call 227-1111 or 224-4240.

Music Tchaikovsky Festival. The Houston Symphony Orchestra plans to hold a summer Tchaikovsky Festival this year from July 15 to July 25 in Jones Hall. Call the Symphony Box Office or 227-ARTS for tickets and individual program information.

The cast of Ten Little Indians Museums Sunlight on Leaves: The Impressionist Tradition. In the Masterson Study Gallery of the Museum of Fine Arts, this exhibit is an exploration of those 19th and 20th century Theatre European and American artists whose works are Ten Little Indians. The Alley Theatre presents Agatha statements of the power of objects under light. From June Christie's classic Ten Little Indians through June 28. 12 through August 16. Appearing on the Large Stage, Ten Little Indians is based on Christie's novel And Then There Were None. It is the story of ten people who are trapped on a deserted island, Charles Schorre: Pages From Books Unpublished. The and then one by one are killed off for crimes they have each 12th exhibition of the Contemporary Arts Museum committed in the past but were never brought to justice for. Perspectives series will present 34 diptychs of Houston Vanessa Redgrave in Morgan The work is one of Chrisitie's best, and the play is artist Charles Schorre. Schorre's series of images, begun in entertaining and intriguing—although it presents us with a 1977, combine photographs, oil paint, charcoal, acrylic, depressing world in which everyone is guilty. and collage. The show will open June 20 with a gallery tour Morgan. At the Media Center July 11, 7:30 and 10 p.m. by the artist at 4 p.m. and will run through August 2. One of the offbeat English comedies of the sixties, Morgan is an "angry young man" who sets out to win back his ex- wife in a rather bizarre manner. Ladyhouse Blues. The nostalgic story of a family of five Film * * * women whose men are at war in the balmy summer of 1919. Huit Piastres et Demi and La Fievre Jaune. A special even Chocolate Bayou Theater Co. will present the Houston The Last Picture Show.At River Oaks July 8, 9:30 p.m. premiere of Kevin O'Morrison's play June 19-July 11 at at the Media Center July 24 at 7:30 p.m. Glen Pitre's films Peter Bogdanovitch's film about a small Texas town about the Louisiana Shrimp War in 1938 (in which 1823 Lamar downtown. Performances will begin at 7:30 during the 1950s examines the desperate lives of people on p.m. Thursdays, 8:30 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, and 7 fisherman demanded $8.50—huit piastres et demi—for a the edge of obscurity. Preceded by Five Easy Pieces barrel of shrimp and about the Yellow Fever epidemic of p.m. Sundays. Tickets are $5 and $6. Call 759-9840 for starring Jack Nicholson at 7:30 p.m. ticket information, reservations. 1897. Cajun French with subtitles.

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The Rice Thresher, June 18, 1981, page 7 THE RICE THRESHER/SPORTS Pitcher Williams picked fifth, signs with Blue Jays by David Steaklev Matt's in Florence for more than "pretty close" to correct. Williams first draft pick on a player who's Former Rice ace hurler Matt about two weeks," he said. Hall, • is no stranger to negotiations with just average, and you certainly Williams is On his way to Toronto who sat in on the first negotiating major league teams. He was don't pay one that kind of money." via Florence, South Carolina. A session between Williams and the drafted in the fourth round last Williams said, "They were just strange route, perhaps, but the Toronto recruiters, predicts that year by Milwaukee, and two of his using that line, trying not to build Southwest Conference Player of Williams will be sent to Toronto's older brothers, Mike and Robbi, me up so much. They didn't want the Year thinks it's just fine. AA team in Nashville soon. signed major league contracts. me to think I'm as good as I really Williams signed with the They probably just want him to "My dad's been through this a few am." Toronto Blue Jays last Thursday, work back into shape for a little times," Williams said. "He gives Hall is keeping an eye on a June 11, and was immediately bit," Hall surmised. "He's been off me as much advice as he can. I younger brother of Williams', assigned to the club's Class A for a little while." listen." Mitchell "Poke" Williams, who team, the Florence Blue Jays. For Toronto scout Bob Zuk also Williams pitched for five hours pitches for the Brazoswood those not familiar with Florence, seems to think Williams will be in Rice's opener in the SWC American Legion Red Sox. the town is "close to the coas^^and moving fast. "I think Williams can tournament against nationally- Mitchell has gotten several close to North Carolina," make it within two years. We ranked Texas, leaving the score scholarship offers from junior Matt Williams -M. Sass according to Williams, who says he thought he was the top prospect in tied at 3-3 after 14 innings, when he colleges, and may end up at Rice checked an atlas. the country, but everyone has their Florence may turn out to be a was relieved by Rick Kelley. Rice after a brief stint there. "He's Toronto used its first pick in the own views. He has a chance to have shortcut for Williams. The last- later went on to lose the game after coming right along," said Hall. annual amateur draft to grab someday an overpowering slider, place Blue Jays are looking for new 20 innings by a score of 7-6. "Matt Matt's little (6-5) brother also Williams before some other club fastball, and curveball, although talent, and Williams seems to fit pitched exceptionally well in that played basketball in high school, could get to him. The right-hander right now he's average or a little the bill. In the past season at Rice, game," Hall said. "It was typical of though he's now concentrating on from Clute was the fifth choice above average." the 6-2 180-pound Williams was 8- the way he pitched all year." baseball, and would like to play for overall, and the second pitcher Hall said, "Matt's already gOt a 4, with a 2.25 ERA and 122 "It was a tough one to lose," Rice. picked. According to Southwest major league fastball." According strikeouts in 122 innings pitched. Williams said. "It put us in a bad After he was drafted, Williams Conference Coach of the Year to Hall, Williams can hit speeds up Rice only played 176 and one-third situation for the rest of the said, "It's always been a dream Dave Hall, "Two or three clubs to 94 miles per hour, and "throws innings last season, which tournament. If we just could have with me, and now I've got my shot rated Matt as number one, but consistently in the 90's." demonstrates how valuable he kept Kelley, we probably would at it. All I've got to do is work hard they knew he'd be gone by the time Hall supports Zuk's prediction was. have won." and I should be able to make it. they got their chance." that Williams can make it to the Asked about the price tag on his Both Williams and Hall scoffed "I'm happy with the way things "I'm pretty excited about it," majors in two years. "He could Toronto contract, Williams at Zuk's calling Williams "average worked out," Williams said after Williams said. "My wife's a lot make it that fast. He's certainly confirmed that "six figures" in or a little above average." Hall he signed. "Everything's just more excited than I am." Williams most deserving of the opportunity. salary and signing bonus was remarked, "You don't use your great." married Teresa Stroud, who Matt's strong, he's got a good head attended his high school, on May on his shoulders, and he knows WOMEN'S TENNIS 23. The newlyweds left for how to pitch—he's smart about it. Florence Sunday. They're not getting an average Hall doesn't expect them to stay player." Blumentritt/Rudd third at TAIAW by Jeanne Cooper Oklahoma State won the number selected on the basis of its there long. "I'll be surprised if The road to Toronto through Rice's number one doubles team two doubles match. performance at the national of Tracie Blumentritt and Susan Despite their strong showings, championship the year before, Rudd captured third at the neither Blumentritt nor her Trinity. Director of Women's TAIAW nationals-qualifying partner Rudd qualified for Athletics Martha Hawthorne Rice adds four coaches tournament, while Blumentritt national AIAW competition, pointed out that this requirement finished fourth in singles probably because of a reduction in precluded the Rice team from competition last month in Denton. both the number of teams and advancing unless it won the After advancing to the semifinal individual players that advanced regional tourney, as the 1980 Rice round, Blumentritt and Rudd lost from the regional competition. team, almost entirely distinct from to the team of Karen Denman and Only two teams advanced this the 1981 team in performance Felicia Raschiatore of Trinity 6-3, year: the tournament champion, comparison, did not participate at 7-6. They then defeated Gwynn 'Texas, and one at-large team all in 1980 national competition. Sammel and Sherri Slobin of North Texas State, the host school, 6-2, 3-6, 6-4, for third Hook not returning place. Blumentritt, Rice's number one by Jeanne Cooper singles player, also advanced to Women's tennis coach Brenda semifinals, but lost to the Hook will not return next year, tournament's number one seed according to Director of Women's First row (I to r): Bobby Williams, Sr., Tim Marcum, Carlos Mainord, head Athletics Martha Hawthorne. coach Ray Alborn, Tom Rossley, Tony Sexton, George Cortez. Second row: Raschiatore 6-4, 6-2. In the bid for third Kirsten McKeen of UT beat Hook had been on interim Trainer Allen Eggerl,. Larry Kueck, Jim Bob Helduse, Clovis Hale, Vince Rachul, Blumentritt 6-1, 7-6. appointment following the Bobby Williams, Jr. As a team, Rice was defeated in surprise resignation of Cynthia University of Iowa last season. He by Steve Bailey the first round of play by Texas Averett at the end of the 1980 will take the place of Dick Backest, Seven players who were seniors A&M 5-4. Moving to the spring season. who resigned that post. on last year's 5-6 Rice football consolation bracket, the team lost "She (Hook) came in virtually at The other three new coaches will team are fighting for spots on NFL to Oklahoma State 5-3 in an the beginning of the season fill part-time positions. Larry rosters this summer while at Rice unusual situation. Due to bad without any time to prepare at all, Kueck played with the Stephen F. the 1981 coaching staff will have weather, the first team to score five and certainly carried us for a year," Brenda Hook —N. Bullock Austin Lumberjacks, Vince four new faces. victories won; although Rice had noted Hawthorne. Hook led the deciding," said Hawthorne. Rachul comes from North Dakota Clovis Hale will assume the won two singles matches and the team from a last to a fourth place ~ Although Hawthorne had and former Rice wide receiver duties of defensive line coach next number one doubles match, and finish in TAIAW in its second year hoped to finish interviewing Bobby Williams Jr. will trade in his season. Hale coached at North was winning the number three in Division I. "She kept our candidates for the position by June uniform for a coach's t-shirt and Texas State under Hayden ,Frye spot, play stopped when program going, and quite well, 1, the deadline had to be extended and moved with Frye to the see Seven, page 10 too," commented Hawthorne. "We" because so many applicants took really owe her a big vote of their teams to post-season thanks." competition. 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The Rice Thresher, June 18, 1981, page 8 WOMEN'S TRACK MEN'S TRACK Rice races to 6th in nation Brattlof, Froelick challenge NCAA by Jeanne Cooper taking firsts in the respective 800 and 400 by Jeanne Cooper Brattlof vaulted 5.19 meters (17-0 %), Freshman Laura Wright and junior meter runs. The relay teams also fared as Sophomore All-America vaulter Paul beating last year's national champion Randy Catherine Baker boosted Rice to a sixth well, earning top honors in the sprint medley Brattlof placed fourth in pole vault Hall of Texas A&M, and Froelick ran his place standing in AIAW Division II, after relay (800 meter) and the 1600 meter relay. competition at the NCAA national track event in 29:33.54. University of Texas at El taking two first places in the national meet One of the most impressive performances and field meet in Baton Rouge, while Paso and SMU garnered the top two final held May 21-24 in Eugene, Oregon. came from the TAIAW 1980 Athlete of the graduate student Marty Froelick placed rankings at the meet, held at the Louisiana Wright finished first in the 400 meter run Year, Pat Krieger. Krieger, a Rice women's seventh in the 10,000-meter run, qualifying State University track June 4-6. with a time of SS.01, while Baker ran the 800 basketball starter, took first place in the for a third place All-America finish. In the Southwest Conference meet at meter race with a winning time of 2:08.0. heptathlon for the second year in a row. "Marty's achievement was a little more Southern Methodist May 16, Froelick Both Baker and Wright went on to compete Krieger scored 4,695 points, with race times difficult," explained head track coach Steve established a new meet record in the 10,000- in the Division I meet; although Wright did qualifying her for the national meet. Straub. "Four of the guys that finished in meter run, winning first place with a time of not advance past the preliminary round, Radziewicz, although not qualifying for front of him were world-class Kenyans, 29:33.30. Forced to run the 5,000 on the Baker took fifth in the 800 meter run with nationals, also performed well in the seven- about 26 years old, and another was Alberto same day due to rain the previous day, 2:07.68, earning her All-America status in event competition, taking second place. Salizar, who won the Boston Marathon." Froelick nevertheless placed sixth with a both Divisions I and II. time of 14:24.66. Froelick is the first holder Several other performances, individual of a master's degree to win a SWC event. He and relay, also contributed to Rice's high Rice in post-season play received a degree from the Jesse H. Jones overall ranking. The 800 meter relay team of School of Business Administration a week All-America athletes denoted by an asterisk Baker, Susan Conti, Jodi Radziewicz, and before the meet. Wright placed second with a 1:42.4 finish, Brattlof also performed well in the meet, while the 1600 meter relay team of Baker, finishing third in the pole vault with a 4.88 Ann McMaster, Radziewicz, and Wright Baseball meter (16-0 !4) jump. Freshman Francisco took fourth at 3:48.24. Radziewicz scored Southwest Conference play-offs Melendez came in fifth in the 800-meter the only other individual points, placing Texas 7, Rice 6 (20 innings) event, at 1:49.17. Tim Vala completed his sixth in the 400 meter run with a time of final season by taking eighth in the shotput 1:02.03. Five Rice women received All- Men's tennis with a throw of 16.37 meters (53-8 '/>). American distinction: Baker, Conti, swe Rice finished eighth as a team in the McMaster, Radziewicz, and Wright. Team: 7. Rice conference with 19 points. Texas A&M Rice netted a total of 33 points overall. acheived top ranking, with runner-ups in California Polytechnic Institute won top NCAA tournament order: Arkansas, SMU, Houston, Baylor, honors with 69 points. The other seven Rocky Royer (Rice) 6-3, 6-4 Scot.' Texas (the pre-meet favorite), TCU, and schools in the top pine and their point totals Bonderant (Stanford) Texas Tech. were South Carolina State 51, University of David Dowlen (University of Houston) Froelick went on to take first place in the Idaho SO, Eastern Illinois 38, California 6-3, 7-5 Royer 10,000-meter run in the national USA/TFA State at Bakersfield 36, Alabama A&M 32, SWC Coach of the Year David Hall open meet on May 29 in Wichita, Kansas. Southeast Missouri State 25, and Angelo Froelick topped his SWC record with a time State 22. Women's tennis of 29:15.7. In state AIAW competition, held April Southwest AIAW Div. I MEN'S TENNIS 24-26 in Austin, Rice scored 95 points for a Singles: 4. (semis) Felicia Raschiatore (Trinity) 6-4, 6-2 Tracie Blumentritt (Rice) (consolation) Kirsten McKeen (University of Texas) 6-1, 7-6 Blumentritt third place finish behind Abilene Christian Doubles: 3. (semis) Felicia Raschiatore - Karen Denman (Trinity) 6-3, 7-6 Tracie (127) and Angelo State (107). Baker and Blumentritt - Susan Rudd (Rice) Royer ranked 28th Wright preceded their national (consolation) Blumentritt - Rudd 6-2, 3-6, 6-4 Gwynn Sammel - Sherri Slobin performances with similar state wins, both (North Texas State) after NCAA tourney MEN'S BASKETBALL Men's track by Jeanne Cooper McKinnie named SWC AU-Southwest Conference player and Team: 8. Rice (19) Rice's number one men's tennis singles 10,000 meter run: 1. Marty Froelick 29:33.30 Rocky Royer received an NCAA national new assistant coach 5000 meter run: 6. Marty Froelick 14:24.66 tournament bid, one of only 64 players in the Pole vault: 3. Paul Brattlof 16-0 Z4 by Steve Bailey and Jeanne Cooper 800 meter race: 5. Francisco Melendez 1:49.17 nation to be invited to the championship Silas McKinnie was named an assistant to Shot put: 8. Tim Vala 53-8 V2 event in Athens, Georgia. head basketball coach Tommy Suitts, Royer defeated Stanford's number five Athletic Director Augie Erfurth announced NCAA player Scott Bonderant in the first round of late last week. Pole vault: 4. Paul Brattlof 17 % * competition 6-3, 6-4. Royer then met his "I was impressed with his varied 10,000 meter run: 7. Marty Froelick 29:33.54 nemesis from UH, David Dowlen, losing to background, and that he not only had done a the Ail-American 6-3, 7-5 in what coach lot of things, but was a success at all of Larry Turville describes as "a good match." them," commented Suitts. Women's track Royer was the first Rice player since Harold McKinnie resigned his post as head coach Texas AIAW Diu. II Solomon to advance to the tourney, and is at Kentucky State University to assume his Team: 3. Rice (95) now pursuing a career on the pro circuit in duties with Rice. He played both basketball 800 meter race: 1. Catherine Baker Europe. and football at the University of Iowa, and Heptathalon: 1. Pat Krieger 4,695 Following the tournament, the went on to play professional football in the 2. Jodi Radziewicz Intercollegiate Tennis Coaches Association Canadian Football League for 400 meter race: 1. Laura Wright (ITCA) released team and individual Saskatchewan, and the National Football Sprint medley relay: 1. Baker, Susan standings based on season records and League for St. Louis and Kansas City. Prior Conte, Radziewicz, Wright NCAA results. Royer advanced from a to coaching at Kentucky State he was an 1600 meter relay: 1. Baker, Radziewicz, preliminary poll standing of 37th to 28th, executive with a major insurance firm and a Anne McMaster, Wright while Dowlen was ranked 22nd. Nduka top advertising agency. He was an assistant (Some results not available) Odizor of UH, whom Royer had defeated coach at Kentucky for two before assuming during the season, was rated 10th, as was the head coaching job there last year. National AIAW Diu. II Catherine Baker UH in the team rankings. "Rocky could Team: 6. Rice (000) "I also believe his experience as a head have been ranked a little higher, but I'm 400 meter race: 1. Laura Wright 54.89 * bvery pleased that he did get ranked," coach will help us in the area of our floor 800 meter race: 1. Catherine Baker 2:08.00 * commented Turville. work, and he has excellent credentials as a 400 meter hurdles: 6. Jodi Radziewicz 62.01 * recruiter. He will cover the midwest for us in Sprint medley relay: 2. Susan Conte, Radziewicz, Wright, Baker 1:42.4 * In the Southwest Conference tournament that capacity, and also will do some 1600 meter relay: 4. Wright, Radziewicz, Anne McMaster, Baker 3:48.24 * held April 24-26 in Corpus Christi, three scouting," added Suitts. Rice singles players advanced to the second Discussing McKinnie's background, the National AIAW Diu. I round of competition. Fourth-seeded Royer freshman coach added, "He might have 800 meter race: 5. Catherine Baker 0:00.00 * defeated David Pate of TCU 6-7, 6-4, 6-3; see Owls, page 10

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The Rice Thresher, June 18, 1981, page 9 THE RICE THRESHER/SPORTS Successful recruiting will strengthen Rice winners by Jeanne Cooper but played on the University of Remarked Tucker, "She should Swimming on scholarship will attended St. John's Prep School, Football Hawaii's second and third place help our inside game not only in be three athletes with perform- was not recruited elsewhere. AIAW teams in 1977 and 1978. shooting, but also in offensive and ances rivaling McClintock's. Two stateside recruits will also Thirty-four recruits will join the During those years the 5-9 Sullivan defensive rebounds." According to Women's Athletic join the Rice netters. Robert 1981 football team, over half of trained as a middle blocker and Adding overall depth to the Director Martha Hawthorne, they Anderson of St. Louis, Missouri, which are freshmen. Besides the 22 hitter. team in Tucker's eyes is 5-11 have already met as high schoolers will play on the National Junior freshmen, 10 junior college The volleyball team may gain Jennifer Stone. Although third many of the Division II national Tour this summer. A graduate of transfers will help replace the some much-needed depth with recruit Stone comes to Rice from championship times. Theresa Principia High School, Anderson numerous gaps left by departing freshman Chris Nichols from McLennan Jr. College in Waco, (Terry) Clark of Dunwoody, was ranked third in the Missouri seniors. Eight of the transfers Sunset High School in Miami. she was an All-State TCIL Georgia, will reinforce the team's Valley area. Gary Boss, brother of attended spring workouts with the Nichols lettered two years and member when she attended Mt. sprints, while Jane Picker and former Owl tennis star Alan Boss, Owls. In an unusual circumstance, played on the 1980 state champion Carmel High School in Houston. Kathleen Anderson will contribute coached Anderson. Deron Miller of Villanova will team, receiving an Honorable Stone can go in play inside or play depth to the team in a number of Outstanding Houston area come to Rice with two years of mention place on the All-State a forward position: "She'll be an events. player Mark Miller, from Klein eligibility remaining. Villanova team. Tucker described the 5-8 excellent sixth player coming in." Men's swimming Forest High School, is currently has decided to discontinue its Nichols as "very steady — an all- ranked number four in Texas, and football program, so Miller will Men's basketball Breckwoldt has also recruited around forward court and is a member of the state Junior most likely become Rice's third four top athletes for the men's backcourt player." Davis Cup team. Coached by string tight end, possibly starting in New men's basketball head swim team, which unlike the Tucker is looking toward Owen Davidson of the Wood- 1982. coach Tommy Suitts will bring two women's does not receive freshamn Christi Rees to "spark newcomers in for the 1981 season. scholarship funding. Louis Karlin lands Miller compiled a 73-2 Volleyball and motivate" the team. A two- The Owls recently signed junior of California is a particularly stong match record while playing at the year All-District player from number one singles position on his Head volleyball and women's college transfer Renaldo O'Neal to backstroker. Commented Spring Woods High in Houston team. basketball coach Linda Tucker has add to the earlier recruiting of Tom Breckwoldt, who has coached a (alma mater of teammate Caryn Miller. Miller, a 6-3 guard, comes number of nationally eminent signed four recruits to join her six Perkins), Rees is an excellent Women's track returnees in volleyball: two from Indiana, while O'Neal hales swimmers, "He's the best we've defensive player, particularly from Macon, Georgia. ever seen (at Rice)." As of last week, track and field offense, one defense, and one strong at the net. "She's the type The 6-5, 200-pound O'Neal coach Victor Lopez was still essentially all-around player. who hustles all the time, very James "Cal" Calhoun of played forward two seasons at signing women recruits, but was Tucker also expects two walk-ons aggressive. She's not afraid to go Alabama has an outstanding Volunteer State Junior College in already "very pleased" with the two to try out for the team this year. out of her reach for the ball," record as the national YMCA Gallatin, Tennessee, where he set he had signed, according to At 5-6, Alicie Abrahams from commented Tucker. freestyle and butterfly champion. McArthur High School in five school records, including a 76 Adding depth to the team will be Hawthorne. Freshman recruit Houston may not be at first glance Women's basketball percent free throw mark. The Most sprinters Arnold Baas of Klein and Laura Wright will join freshman Laura Wright on the team. The the most physically impressive Tucker has signed three Valuable Player of the Tennessee Mark Schnoll of California. player, but she is "most likely one Junior College Western Division, two are not related. Wright was the basketball players for next season; Men's tennis Outstanding Senior Girl at Alief of the best athletes," stated Tucker. with all five 1980 starters O'Neal led his team with a 17.5 Men's tennis coach Larry Elsik and a two-time regoinal "She has a lot of natural ability and returning, "I was looking for shooting average, 9.5 rebound Turville will reinforce his team this finalist in the 100 and 200 meter will progress quickly." Abrahams quality, not quantity," she average, and over three steals per received the Most Valuable Player game while playing inside. fall with three athletes. Isaac races. Lisa Myers, also of the commented. Houston area from Lutheran High award at McArthur in three sports: The team had thought it would Menda of Hato Rey, Puerto Rico, All three newcomers are strong School, won the state private volleyball, basketball, and track; gain the skills of Matt England was the 1978 Puerto Rico 16 and jumpers, with freshman Valerie Under Champion and the 1981 school championship in the 400 she gained All-District honors in Ziegler reaching 25 inches from LSU for the 1982-1983 Junior Champion. Menda, who meter run. the first two. "Her speed and vertically. A 5-10 guard from St. season, but it now appears quickness will be utilized into an Petersburg, Ziegler played on the England will not transfer. FOOTBALL offensive weapon," said Tucker. Florida South All-State team and Women's swimming Meg Sullivan, the 1977 Los was All-City and All-County in Swimming coach Fred Angeles Athlete of the Year, both her junior and senior years at Breckwoldt has signed three Seven Owls trying pros should also contribute a lot of Northeast High School. "She's a promising athletes to the women's continued from page 8 those teams. offense in her two years of good outside shooter, with good team, a national Division II power, shorts and join his father on the Quarterback Randy Hertel eligibility. Sullivan comes from range. She'll add a lot of offense," yet has recruited an equally coaching staff. applied to New Orleans coach Butte College in Chico, California, said Tucker. impressive non-scholarship athlete Offensive lineman Daryl Grant O.A. "Bum" Phillips for a spot Tucker hopes to add to defense as well. and running backs Calvin Fance with the Saints. Center Keith BRING IN THIS AD with 6-0 inside post Katie Osten High school Ail-American Kate and Frank Wilson were selected in Kveton and defensive lineman for from Crystal Beach. Osten, who McClintock of Pennsylvania will the ninth round of the NFL free Tom Adams are trying to break ANY J played on the Tyler Jr. College join the team as a walk-on, though agent draft by Washington, into the Oakland Raiders' roster, team when it placed tenth in the LARGEI talented enough for a scholarship. Atlanta and Pittsburgh, and receiver Darrell Mouton is :$1 off on PIZZA nation, is also a good shooter. McClintock, however, is an respectively, and the report on getting a shot to play for the -Good thru June 29. 1981 GOLF outstanding scholar and so will them is that they have survived Buffalo Bills. All four of these For The attend Rice on a William Marsh rookie camp and are in good players approached these teams as BEST PIZZA Ludwig stopped in first Rice scholarship. position to compete for spots on free agents. round of NCAA tourney MEN'S TENNIS South of Chicago Bud Ludwig represented the Chicago style Rice varsity golfers at the NCAA Deep pan pizza^ tournament, but failed to advance Owls finish seventh in SWC past the first round. Ludwig New York style completed the first 54 holes six continued from page 9 In the number two flight, Tres The doubles team of Royer and Hand-thrown pizza * shots over the 222 that were Cushing upset Dowlen 1-6, 6-3, 7- Tomasco lost in the first round to Pate came in 18th on the ITCA 6. Mark Holland beat Craig Gitlin and 13th-ranked Jerome Vegetarian pizza required to qualify for following rounds. ITCA poll while TCU took 13th. Kardon of UT 6-4, 3-6, 6-3 in the Vanier of SMU 6-2, 6-2. 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The Rice Thresher, June 18, 1981, page 11 an inch of blank space in memory of the duke: :misclassifieds To: Prepeople who don't know "In the beginning there was Man. From this point forward . . . "For From: The Supreme Backpage "Mary, I'd love to have your dog.. Michele, and he was in darkness, so he my next trick, I will set myself on ...." —CC, Hanszen, 3/22/81 July 9th, I can't wait! Editor said, 'Let there be God' and there * * * fire." — db Jay Re: All this was. And after he had done this *** Old Indian Saying: These two pages are called the he looked at his God and said, 'It is "It's easy, so it should be "You can tell your true friends To Bilbo, Scuttle and the rest, Backpage and contain these good.'" —Blunde*** r Boar 1:1-2 impossible to make it clear." when the tribe changes." College is a wonderful time to sections: Calendar (includes — 3/25, Francesco Zirilli — Injun Joe expand your inner cerebrum, but it events, flicks, etc. of interest to the Bobo is a Lush! »*» *** is also good if you want to be a Rice community); Notes and A: A South African black, Another Old Indian Saying: Paratyin' Bro, huh? That's the stupidest thing I've "Wise man often left alone in the Notices (includes club meetings, heard all night! Halston, and Pete Rose. *** course offerings, junk news *** Q: Name a miner, a designer, and wind." — Injun Joe The only true way to love is with a blurbs); real paid ads ($4 for 35 That's the stupidest thing I've a whiner. *** cold Toasted Almond in your hand words); and [drum roll] heard all day! *** "I was floating down the and a smile on your face. Misclassifieds (any Rice person *** MK.G, Guadalupe in my canoe reading *** can submit anything to this section That's the stupidest thing I've I miss you. 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Forever is a very long time. Love, JAG Maintenance', when I saw this *** — 95% get printed eventually). heard this week! Mike— Mail summer entries (next ** * beautiful girl on the bank..." That's the stupidest thing I've Yeah, Hal's a pharmacist. —glub. —WMS/he knows when 6 a.m. EVERYDAY?! I hope the I HRESHER comes Freshman Week) heard all year! *#* *** afternoon naps make up for it. to: THRESHER, P.O. Box 1892, Robbah Roggas, you ain't no Bruce, I'm going to kill him. •*» Houston, TX 77001. Aloha. That's the stupidest thing I've partyin' Bro. *** In my previous life I was a mass heard in my entire life! What I learned in Hist 341: A murderer, and now I'm... —me "That depends on which end of the • • • And tonight at Rock Island, in a bunch of short post-neolithic cat you blow on." — db, 6/13, For those poor, misguided folks very special apperance, the Ollie people got together, wrote wisdom at Baski*** n & Robbin's out there we supply the following Thomson Band. on bones and elected Mao God. note or notice definitions — Sot: an habitual *** — L.L. Snert Rice Micro Users Group is now Love is no comforter, rather it is a drunkard. Wench: la: a young "But I don't feel like a collection *** nail in the skull. The dream I had of chemicals." being organized under the auspices woman: GIRL b: a female servant Overheard on dike in the of the Rice IEEE Computer was all about you. 2: a lewd woman: PROSTITUTE. "Neither does a rock." Netherlands: "(name censored) is *** *** Society Student Branch to bring too nice of a girl to have a vagina." together the resources of the various micro user groups (TRS- 80, Apple, etc.). Anyone interested in getting involved either as an the individual or departmental rice Thursday, June eighteenth Friday, July tenth member, please contact Stan 7. Miller Outdoor Theatre. Sum Concerts: Blues 8. Museum of Fine Arts. Three Comrades. $2. Barber at 527-8101 x4096 or Brent Festival. Free. 7:30 and 10:30. Media Center. Isadora DuncanThe Biggest Dancer in the Wilkey at 667-5418 or write to people's River Oaks. The Last Waltz (7:15) and No Nukes World and Song of Summer. $2 (7:30). River Oaks. King of Hearts (7:30) and The Ruling Class (9:30). Stan Barber: Rice Micro Users calendar Group, RMC - Rice University, Saturday, July eleventh P.O. Box 1892, Houston, TX Friday, Juneteenth 1:30 p.m. Media Center. The Valley of the Gwangi. 51. 77001. 8. Museum of Fine Arts. Whirlpool. $2. 8. Museum of Fine Arts. Banshun. $2. 8:30. Miller Theatre. National Emancipation Assoc.: Juneteenth all day. Free. 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Morgan. $2. Media Center. Dementia 13 (7:30) and Greetings (9). $2. River Oaks. Annie Hall (4 and 7:30) and Stardust Memories (5:45 and 9:15). River Oaks. Pink Flamingoes (7:30) and Desperate Living (9:15). Sunday, July twelfth real ads; Saturday, June twentieth 7:30. Media Center. Things to Come. $2. Help wanted at local print shop. 2 and 7. Sum Concerts: Blues Festival. Free. River Oaks. Ivanhoe (3:15 and 7:30) and Knights of the Round Table( 5:15 and Relaxed working conditions. No 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Kaspar Hauser. $2. 9:30). experience necessary. Call Robert River Oaks. Barbarella (4:30 and 7:30) and Flesh Gordon (6 and 9:30). Monday, July thirteenth or Wayne at 521-9465 or apply at Sunday, June twenty-first 8:30. Miller Theatre. The Music Man opens. Free. Kinko's Graphics, 2368 Rice Blvd. 7:30. Media Center. The Scarlet Empress. $2. River Oaks. Emmanuelle /(7:30) and II (9:15). Teachers Wanted Elementary and River Oaks. Word is Out (3:15 and 7:15) and A Very Natural Thing (5:30 and Tuesday, July fourteenth through Thursday, July sixteenth Secondary. West and other states. 9:30). River Oaks: Placements since 1946. (505) Monday. June twenty second through Wednesday, June twenty- 14th. The Wild Bunch (7) and Straw Dogs (9:45). 877-7802. Southwest Teachers' fourth 15th. The Miracle Worker (7:30) and Resurrection (9:30). Agency, Bx 4337 Alb., NM 87196. River Oaks: 16th. The Devil's Playground (7:30 and 9:30). Cash paid for books, records, 22nd. Ulysses (7:15) and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (9:45). Friday, July seventeenth magazines. 7 days a week. 1408 Lenny (7.30) and All Thai Jazz (9.30). H. Museum of Fine Arts. Baie Des Anges. $2. 24th. Pretty Babv. (7 .30) and Days of Heaven (9:30). Media Center. I'm All Right, Jack (7:30) and Heavens Above (9:15). $2. Hyde Park Half Price«Books, River Oaks. The Devil's Playground (7:30 and 9:30). Records, Magazines. / huraday, June twenty-fifth Mr. Lawrence Roser is with the 8.30. Miller Theatre. Houston Symphony Orchestra: Great Marches of the Saturday, July eighteenth World Free. 8. Museum of Fine Arts. Gates of Heaven. $2. Houston Center for Independent R !v;r Oaks. Saint Jack (7) and Gloria (9:15). 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Saturday Night and Sunday Morning. $2. living on 3110 S. Shepherd. He is F t iday, June twenty-sixth River Oaks. Bedazzled (3:45 and 7:30) and Harold and Maude (5:45 and 9:30). developing a blind services k Museum of F ine Arts. The Return of Frank James. $2. Sunday, July nineteenth program and needs readers. He 8:30. Miller Theatre. Houston Symphony: Brahms Concert. Free. 7:30. Media Center. Gaslight. $2. can accept anyone, but is prefering 7 30 and 10. Media Center. My Life to Live. $2. River Oaks. The Postman Always Rings Twice (3:30 and 7:30) and The Long those who can speak Spanish or River Oaks. Gentleman Jim (7:30) and Raging Bull (9:30). Goodbye (5:30 and 9:30). are Spanish speakers. The office Saturday, June twenty-seventh Monday, July twentieth through Thursday, July twenty-third number is 528-6316 and home is II a.m. Miller Theatre. Houston Symphony: Youth Concert. Free. River Oaks: 467-4123. 8. Museum of Fine Arts. From the Clouds to the Resistance. $2. 20th. The Tempest (7:30 and 9:15). 8:30. Miller Theatre. Houston Symphony: A Night at the Movies. Free. 21st. The Exorcist (7:15) and The Shining (9:30). Carpets — Used carpets for dorm 7:30 and 10. Media Center. Isadora. $2. 22nd. Jules and Jim (7:30) and Willie and Phil (9:30). rooms. Priced $15 a room size and River Oaks. Alice in Wonderland (1:30, 3, 4:30, 6, 7:30, 9). 23rd. Garden of Beauty (7:30) and Immoral Tales (9:15). up. No checks. 926-9026. Sunday, June twenty-eighth Friday, July twenty-fourth through Sunday, July twenty-sixth Scientific Translators — Hrs. Alley Theatre. Ten Little Indians closes. Media Center flexible, good pay. Japanese only. 7:30. Media Center. How Green Was My Valley. $2. 24th. 7:30. Huit Piastres et Demi and La Fievre Jaune. $2. Send qualifications to: Trans- River Oaks. Alice in Wonderland (1:30, 3, 4:40, 6, 7:30, 9). 25th. 1:30 p.m. The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. $1. lators, P.O. Box 7552, Austin, TX Monday, June twenty-ninth 25th. 7:30 and 10. WR: Mysteries of the Organism. $2. 78712. Austin residency not 26th. 7:30. The Unsuspected. $2. "8:30. Miller Theatre. Houston Symphony; An Evening of Great Concerti required. featuring the Ima Hogg Competition Winners. Free. Friday, July twenty-fourth through Sunday, August twenty-ninth River Oaks. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (7:30) and The Phantom of Museum of Fine Arts: Typing in my home at 14118 the Liherte (9:30). 24th. 8. Love Affair. $2. Kingsride. Please call Phyllis Graham at 493-2769 fot details. Tuesday, June thirtieth 25th. 8. He Who Gets Slapped. $2. 31st. 8. The Earrings of Madame £>

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