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Read Ebook {PDF EPUB} Carl Signs Up by Mike Andrews Carl Signs Up by Mike Andrews. Completing the CAPTCHA proves you are a human and gives you temporary access to the web property. What can I do to prevent this in the future? If you are on a personal connection, like at home, you can run an anti-virus scan on your device to make sure it is not infected with malware. If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices. Another way to prevent getting this page in the future is to use Privacy Pass. You may need to download version 2.0 now from the Chrome Web Store. Cloudflare Ray ID: 660b6eea6b1c4dca • Your IP : 116.202.236.252 • Performance & security by Cloudflare. Mike Andrews. Mike Andrews is a character only heard on radio stations in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas . Mike Andrews is implied to be a motivational speaker. He had a show in the Los Santos Convention Center sometime in 1992, which the player cannot watch. He also wrote a book, Rags are Riches . He is a parody of real-life motivational speaker Tony Robbins. He talks and writes primarily about how he believes poor people must stop worrying about the fact that they're poor and instead make the most of the opportunity to be poor. He also claims that the rich people (like himself) need the poor people, comparing them to Yin and Yang, respectively. Ironically, he charges $200 (payable in ten installments) to attend his shows and ridiculous amounts of money to purchase his CDs, making it all seem like a scam to make money. On This Date in Sports July 2, 1970: The No Hitter Killer. With a one out in the ninth inning, Horace Clarke of the New York Yankees spoils Joe Niekro’s bid for a no-hitter at Tiger Stadium. The Detroit Tigers knuckleballer would settle for a one-hitter, winning 5-0. It is the third time in one month that Horace Clarke broke up a no-hitter in the ninth inning, having spoiled history for Jim Rooker of the Kansas City Royals on June 4th and Sonny Seibert of the Boston Red Sox on June 19th. Horace Clarke was born on June 2, 1940, in U.S Virgin Islands. Signed by the Yankees as an amateur free agent in 1958, he spent seven seasons in the minors before making his debut. When Horace Clarke joined the Yankees in 1965, they were a dynasty in decline as they were in the midst of their first losing season in 40 years. When Bobby Richardson retired, Clarke inherited the starting second base job for the Yankees. As more players from the glory days retired, Horace Clarke became the face of the team. He was not a very talented player but worked hard and became respected by the fans. For many Yankee fans, the lead period from 1965-1973 is known as the “Horace Clarke era.” The 1970 Yankees managed by Ralph Houk were a solid ballclub as they posted a record of 93-69 but finished a distant second behind the Baltimore Orioles, the Yankees’ resurgence was sparked in part by Thurman Munson, who won the Rookie of the Year. June was the Yanks’ strongest month, as they posted a record of 17-7. In June, the Yankees were nearly no-hit twice, with Horace Clarke breaking up the no-hitter in the ninth in both games. On June 4th at Yankee Stadium against the Kansas City Royals, were tied up in knots by Jim Rooker. The Royals had grabbed a 1-0 on an RBI single by Bob Oliver in the first inning. Stan Bahnsen kept the Yankees in the game, by not allowing another run. In the ninth inning, he was three outs from history as Horace Clarke led off the inning with a single for New York’s first hit. Clarke would later score on a double by Bobby Murcer. The Royals allowed Rooker to stay in the game until the 12th inning as the Yankees handed him a loss when Clarke hit a sac-fly that scored Jerry Kennedy for a 2-1 win. On June 19th, the Yankees were in danger of being no-hit again, this time by Sonny Siebert of the Boston Red Sox at Fenway Park. Stan Bahnsen again made the start for the Yankees, this time he was smacked around, allowing five runs in five innings. Boston tallied their offense with the long ball as they got home runs from Mike Andrews, Reggie Smith, and Carl Yastrzemski. The Red Sox added two more runs in the eighth off Mike Kekich as Siebert came to the mound in the ninth inning, with a 7-0 lead. Once again, Horace Clarke ended the no-hit bid with a leadoff single. Clarke’s single sparked a four-run rally for New York, that was capped by a Roy White home run, as Sparky Lyle came in relief and earned the save as the Red Sox held on for a 7-4 win. Facing knuckleballer Joe Niekro at Tiger Stadium on July 2nd, the Yankees showed little spark as Mel Stottlemyre allowed five runs. Niekro himself delivered the first two runs, with a single in the second inning. Later Detroit got home runs from Jim Price and Jim Northrup. Joe Niekro was nearly perfect on a Thursday Night in the Motor City, as he had just one strikeout. After getting Pete Ward to start the ninth with a fly ball to center, Horace Clarke hit a soft ground ball between second and first. Dick McAuliffe made a diving stop at the lip of the grass, but could not get the throw to first base in time to retire Clarke. Niekro would get the next two outs and won the game 5-0 with a one-hitter. Horace Clarke spoiled three no-hitters in the ninth inning in 29 days. To put that remarkable feat in perspective, only Joe Mauer of the Minnesota Twins spoiled three no-hitters in the ninth inning. Mauer did it in a 15-year career. Card of the Week: Mike Andrews 1973 Topps. No, I don’t mean the extreme lo-fi nature of the shot, with its random action, apparently shot out of the upper deck. I mean, how did this card happen? The Chicago White Sox are on the road. The photo should have been taken in 1972. There is Astroturf in the outfield. And based on the baby- blue coloring of the opponent’s helmet, that appears to be Bob Oliver of the Kansas City Royals smothering second base rather painfully on a slide to break up a double play. But Kansas City didn’t move into the Astroturfed Royals Stadium until 1973. Before then, they played at Municipal Stadium, home of the old K.C. Athletics and even the Kansas City Monarchs of the Negro Leagues. But Municipal Stadium never had Astroturf! So, the photo for this card was hastily shot during that opening weekend, right? Look at the long sleeves. Seems like April in Kansas City. Here’s the problem with that scenario: See that No, 42 above? The 1973 Topps set was the last to be issued in series, meaning that every few weeks, a new 132 cards were issued. Andrews being No. 42 means his card was in the very first series of the year. Today, Topps breaks its cards into just two series. The first 350 or so cards are issued before spring training. Later in the summer a second series is released, which does manage to incorporate player moves (offseason trades are almost always depicted with photoshopping rather than authentic game shots from spring training or April games). I can’t determine when the first series of 1973 Topps cards were issued, but there’s no way that this shot could have come from early 1973 action. If Andrews was in the final series of Topps cards from that year, it’s possible. But he’s not. So, OK, I’m stumped on the lineage of this photo. Let’s talk a little bit about Andrews instead. As you see from his card above, Andrews was not a star. When your cartoon blurb highlight is from six seasons earlier and notes you as a league leader in sacrifice hits , you’re not a star. But this card betrays Andrews a bit. He started his career with the Boston Red Sox and actually produced some tidy numbers, with successive seasons of 3.7 and 3.8 WAR in 1968-69. After five years in Boston, Andrews changed socks and headed to Chicago with Luis Alvarado (who will pop up one day in the series, with an undeniably classic 1973 Topps card), in exchange for Luis Aparicio. Andrews didn’t produce much for the White Sox: In 309 career games, he managed just 0.2 WAR, the definition of replacement level. At first blush it seemed that a good comp for Andrews’ career, at least his productive time in Boston, was Scott Fletcher. But, in fact, one of Andrews’ closest career comps isn’t quite Fletcher, but another one in the Fletcher family. Yep, Andrews’ third-closest comp per Baseball-Reference, with 94.6% similarity, is Gordon Beckham . During the season this card was issued, 1973, Andrews was released by the White Sox after 52 games, slashing .201/.302/.258. Andrews’ old manager in Boston, Dick Williams, was helming the defending champion Oakland A’s, and persuaded A’s owner Charlie Finley to sign Andrews.