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KQAL still waiting for $15,000 for student payroll

By Michelle Wolf who recently put a freeze on taking Kurowski said the reserve is KQAL Program Director Brian wants more information regarding Turany. "We really need it." Mass Communication chair Ron News Reporter money out of the reserve for the year. around $270,000. Turany is not sure if the station bud- how KQAL will be using the money. The reserve money, which comes "We're at a budget crunch at this get has enough money to cover the Krueger may decide at the end of Elcombe said the station first went Funding from student senate may out of student activity fees, cannot time," said senate President Scott rest of the year. the spring quarter whether or not to before senate in the fall but our not make it to campus radio station fall below $200,000 by a Minnesota Kluver. "I don't think it will hurt the sta- lift the freeze and give the requested presentation was not as organized KQAL-FM. State Colleges and Universities Krueger said the station would not tion if I delay funding for a year," money to KQAL. as it could have been." Senate approved the station's re- (MnSCU) state law. receive money this year and was un- said Krueger. For Turany, the freeze could not Elcombe then argued in a senate quest for $15,434 two weeks ago, but The reserve is falling because sen- sure about allocating the money for Before the freeze can be lifted, have come at a worse time as he relies meeting two weeks ago that KQAL all money distributed above $1,500 ate is spending more money than it is next year. Krueger needs figures on next year's on earning money at the station to was not only an academic experience stay in school. needs approval by Winona State taking in, said Academic Affairs chair The money for KQAL is needed enrollment plus money funded to the see KQAL, page 2 University President Darrell Krueger, Mike Kurowski. to pay 13 student managers. university by the state. Krueger also "We deserve the money," said RAKING IN THE DOUGH Assault program By Carrie J. Anderson Walski, referring to the steps Special to the Winonan taken once a victim talks to an The Domestic/Sexual Assault advocate, said "The faster we can Advocacy Program, designed to pro- get them over to the counseling ser- vide assistanace for victims of vio- vices, the better it is—that's our lent crims, hasn't received much use number one objective." since beginning in August. Right now, the program only has "It's a new program and we're four workers to serve all of the stu- not well known," said Jennifer Guse, dents, staff and faculty at WSU. a program advocate. "It's frustrat- The workers participated in train- ing." ing through the Women's Resource Although the program is fairly Center. They provide advocacy to new, those involved have spent the the center as well as to campus. first four months publicizing the "We're on call 24 hours a day, availability of the program. Right seven days a week," said Guse. now, to get the program going, they During their regularly scheduled are doing a lot of public relations shift, advocates carry a beeper so work dealing with the dorms and they can be reached at any time by resident assistants. The program was security personnel. also mentioned on channels 10 and Yellow flyers were distributed to 1 1, in the Winona Daily News and all campus constituencies in Sep- broadcast on local radio stations. tember outlining the program and its Because of the publicity efforts, services as well as the university all campus constituencies have re- sexual violence policy. The flyers ceived information about the pro- are available at the front desk in gram. Efforts are underway to ad- Sheehan Hall. The policy also ap- vise off-campus students. pears in the Academic Information Don Walski, director of campus section of the university catalog. security, said "If something occurs "We're going to keep on doing off campus, the police department is more PR," said Guse. called, and they refer it to the Anyone needing counseling can Women's Resource Center." call the security office at 457-5555 According to couselor Pat Ferden, and the dispatcher will immediately the program was established after contact an advocate. All informa- the two sexual assault incidents that tion about persons receiving services occurred on and around campus in is confidential. Rachel McConnelUstaff photographer 1995. Anyone wishing to be an advo- With the money rolling in, (from left to right) freshman Chad Leonard, freshman Matt Engelman and sophomore Jason Hibbs sit Walski added that the program is cate or wanting more information on at a Blackjack table during Casino Night Saturday. An auction followed the gambling, allowing students to purchase items with designed not only to advocate, but the program should contact Jennifer fake money that was won. Casino night was held in the Smaug and was sponsered by IRHC. also to refer. Guse in the security office. MnSCU adopts tuition policy Students avoid bars due to busts By Ken Robinson man thing," Hammil said. "But this encounters with the police but still arrived at by historical basis, by tak- By Jennifer Dybas sities supported the action, said year I've noticed that a lot more up- continue to have parties. Special to the Winonan ing past figures and using older for- Special to the Winonan Krueger. Ellinghuysen said it was per classman are going to parties The purpose behind the parties mulas to calculate the next year's because it provided institutions with It is no secret that the Winona rather than the bars." aren't just to make money, accord- Adopting a tuition strategy was budget. more control over their own budgets. police have been cracking down on When the raids on the bars started ing to Steve Sparr whose friends among the first actions taken by the The strategy also assures that But the state student group, Min- underage drinkers to reduce vandal- earlier this school year, some off- host after-bars on the weekends. board of trustees of Minnesota's newly money derived from tuition at each nesota State University Student As- ism and other problems. campus students tried to cash in. That "Most of the time the guys just merged higher education system, the institution stays on that campus to sociation (MSUSA), did not support Two weeks ago, the police raided was the intention of Jamie Arendt break even," said Sparr. "They just Minnesota State Colleges and Uni- fund local needs. the action. MSUSA's president ap- seven Winona area bars and ticketed and his roommates. They hosted want to have a good time." versities (MnSCU). "There is potential (here) for a big pealed before the board. The reason 39 people by the end of the night for parties on Wednesday nights going Some students say that the bars President Darrell Krueger said, change," said Krueger. for the appeal is that MSUSA has underage drinking. through an average of five kegs at a are a more controlled drinking envi- "They (MnSCU) give individual col- The change benefits each institu- been lobbying to get a freeze put on As a result of this big raid and time. ronment than parties. leges the freedom to work with stu- tion, if enrollment increases, because tuition because tuition has been in- other raids that began in November, Brita Hawes and his roommates "At the bars you have to pay by dents (via the new tuition strategy)." revenues will increase. If enrollment creasing at a rapid rate over the past more and more students have been remember Arendt's parties as being the drink," said Hammil. "But at The tuition strategy, which the decreases, then that particular few years. The local student govern- reluctant to venture down Third a lot of fun with a lot of people there. parties, you try to get your $3 worth board approved on January 10, al- institution's revenues decrease. The ment didn't seem to care about the Street. Instead, house parties have However, the fun didn't last for so people get really drunk and that's lows the flexibility for each of the former strategy spread the loss of issue according to Joe St. Thomas, a become more popular. long as the police warned Arendt and when the fights start." system's 62 institutions to increase revenues over the entire system for student senator at WSU. Kim Hammil, a sophomore, his roommates that the parties were "The bars have their fair share of tuition from one to five percent more one institution's decline in enroll- "I asked (student senate president) thinks that the social atmosphere has illegal and any further parties would fights, too," said Span. "But the than a base budget. ment, said Scott Ellinghuysen of Scott Kluver about it, and he said we changed. not be tolerated. advantage they have is sober em- The base budget at Winona State WinonaState's budgeting department. "House parties used to be a fresh- Other party throwers also report ployees to break them up. University, according to Krueger, is The presidents of the state univer- see Tuition, page 2 WSU gets 1 million dollar grant Winona State University has re- vate and public colleges and univer- to increase the recruiting efforts for Volunteer work helps pay tuition ceived a five-year, $1.3 million grant sities, the Minnesota Center for Ru- health care professionals through By Heather Myers versity by AmeriCorps to run the area, such as volunteer groups, in- from the Robert Wood Johnson ral Health, Rural Health School and more accessible education, Internet Special to the Winonan Community Service Corner, a part of ternships and projects that can help (RWJ) Foundation to develop long- the Minnesota Office of Rural Health courses, interactive television and Students looking for internship the Cultural Diversity Task Force pay college tuition. distance education programs for nurse, and Primary Care. community-based clinical intern- opportunities or a way to get in- that provides connections for both Right now, Glenna is trying to practitioners, certified nurse mid- According to Tim Gaspar, Dean ships. volved in the Winona area now have students and local agencies to partici- broaden the program and get more wives and physician assistants. of the WSU College of Nursing and Gasper said students will be able the means to get started. pate in volunteer work. It offers many people involved. Winona State received the grant Health Sciences, the Minnesota's • outlets for students and teachers who see Grant, page 2 That is because Tammy Glenna in collaboration with seven other pri- Partnerships for Training Project aims has been placed at Winona State Uni- want to get involved in the Winona See Volunteer, page 3 Winonan

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News Briefs KQAL Continued from page 1 Winonan but a student activity. The Winonan, Winona State University's first student newspaper, established in 1922, is managed, funded and operated Theatre from the Heart Winonan generates 65 percent of its budget through advertising In spring Elcombe plans to attend by, and for the students of Winona State University. The Winona State University's Department of Theatre and Dance will be sales. The remaining 35 percent is provided through student activity fees. The Winonan is recognized annually as an award presenting "Theatre from the Heart." This year's senior capstone project will the senate budget allocation meeting winning newspaper by the Minnesota Better Newspaper Association in the area of student journalism for both individual be two one-act plays presented together. Performances are at 7:30 p.m. on to try to get KQAL on the annual achievement and as a whole. The Winonan is copyrighted and may not be reproduced without permission. February 20, 21 and 22 and 2:00 p.m. on Sunday, Feb. 23 in the Dorothy B. budget. Subscriptions for persons outside the university are available from the business manager. Mangus Theatre of Winona State's Performing Arts Center. Academic Affairs used to pay the Please address all correspondence: The Winonan, Winona State University, Kryzsko Commons, Winona, MN 55987. entire station bill, but because of an Phone: Business/Advertising (507) 457-5677, News & Variety 457-2425, Sports & Photography 457-5520, Managing academic budget cut, it no longer has Editor 457-5119, FAX 457-5317, E-Mail-WINONAN. New Club on Campus the money to cover the total cost. WSU has added another opportunity for its students to get involved. The KQAL only asked senate for 10 WSU German Club is open to all students interested in German culture. percent of the total budget while hop- Assistant Photo Editor Kellie Goodpaster Activities include trips to the Germanic-American Institute in St. Paul and Managingmos ing Academic Affairs would provide Joshua Smith Andy Roberts celebrations of German festivals. The club advisor is Lilian Ramos of the Chris Drago the remaining 90 percent. Meg Ryan foreign language department. For more information call 457-5168 or e-mail Elcombe said he would respect the Chief Copy Editor Christine Toy JSONNTAG9538@vax2. winona.msus.edu . News Editors president's decision on the freeze and Randi McLaughlin Dave Adams Paul Zittman handle the situation from there. Chris Mashak Garage Sale at Lourdes Hall KQAL applied for grants and loans Advertising Manager Copy Editor WSU's Human Relations classes are having a garage sale in Lourdes to get some of the money but has not Variety Editor Matt Hassler Sally Miller Hall's North Lounge. Valentine's Day cookies will also be on sale. Dona- heard anything back yet, said Sunni Schulz tions of items are appreciated. Call Jennifer at 454-0783 or Traci at 452- Elcombe. Assistant Advertising Manager Distribution 6231. All money earned will go toward buying books that are associated Sports Editor Christine Toy Zunaid A..S.M. with the Human Relations topic. The sale will be 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Anna L. Derocher Saturday, Feb. 8. Grants Advertising Staff Photo Editor Eric Albrecht continued from page 1 Tess Kruger named Affirmative Action Officer Jackie Jedynak Liz Cavanaugh Tess Kruger, who has taught business and Administrative Law at WSU, to complete part of their education has been appointed to be the university's Affirmative Action Officer. using distance learning technology Kruger has a law degree from St. Mary's University School of Law in San from partner members. Antonio, Texas and a masters in Business Administration from WSU. She Gasper also noted that the RWJ is licensed to practice in Texas, Minnesota and the U.S. International Court grant goes hand-in-hand with match- of Trade. ing funds from the 11 partner institu- MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU As the university's Affirmative Action Officer, Kruger handles cases tions and outside grants of $1.3 mil- involving people with disabilities, sexual harassment complaints and Title lion. IX. She is also serving as the interim Human Resources Director as the result "The total fiscal package of this of a recent resignation. grant is slightly over $4 million," said Gasper. "The real value of a grant this Madrigal Banquet to be Held size can be measured in terms of fu- ture primary care provided to citizens The WSU Concert Choir will be recreating the pomp and charm of a noble of rural and urban underserved ar- English manor. Entertainment will include the choir and madrigal singers, eas." many beggars and jugglers, the local Renaissance instrumental group The project will support students Musica Dolce, the Winona International Folk Dancers and a Royal Wedding in nurse practitioner programs at WSU for your pleasure. The menu includes wassail, salad wreaths, roasted and four other Minnesota colleges. cornish hen, baked barley casserole, glazed carrots, rounds of hot bread and flaming pudding. The festivities will take place at Lourdes Hall on Feb. 20, 21 and 22. Pre- Tuition dinner entertainment will start at 6:30 p.m. and seating for the dinner will Continued from page 1 commence at 7 p.m. Tickets are $30 for adults and $20 for children under weren't going to discuss it." 12 and senior citizens. Call 457-5250 for reservations. "(The new tuition strategy) will be more efficient because it works with WSU English/Math Placement Test Schedule the budget allocation program to re- Dates Times Room duce or expand an institution's bud- Thursday, Feb. 6 8-10 a.m. Howell 135 get within one year's time in accor- Monday, Feb. 10 3:30-5:30 p.m. Howell 135 dance with enrollment," said Randall Monday, March 10 8-10 a.m. Howell 135 Knudson, one of the three student All new students must take the English and mathematics placement members of MnSCU's board of trust- exams. Exempt are students who have transferred in credit for college-level ees. Budget bases have never been Rachel McConnelVstatf photographer English and/or mathematics courses. adjusted each year. Previously there One of the events at Winter Carnival this weekend was Ice and Snow Sculptures. Junior Justin Admitted students may take the exam at any scheduled time prior to was a two–year gap between adjust- Hale and senior Peter Pavek make a sculpture of Yoda. The Ice and Snow Sculptures event was registering for their initial English composition and mathematics courses. ments. located behind the Jaycee's Pavilion. Students must register to take the tests by visiting the Advising and MnSCU adopted the tuition strat- Retention Office, Phelps 129, or by calling 457-5600. Students must bring egy as a stop-gap measure until it can a photo I.D. to the testing site. consider and work on a funding real- Eau Claire woman wins lawsuit Call 457-5600 for additional infon4ation. location plan which aims to get all institutions to work from a single av- Associated Press room in the middle of the night," she patients," according to court records 1997-98 Financial Aid erage budget base, according to said. of his hospital chart. Knudson. This base is taken from the Hospital spokeswoman Gloria Students who will need financial assistance for the 1997-98 academic EAU CLAIRE, Wis. (AP) _ A "Abbott Northwestern Hospital let overall average of all institutions and O'Connell said the hospital believed year should file a 1997-98 Free Application for Federal Student Aid or woman who said she was raped by an this dangerous mental patient wan- is weighted to reflect enrollment and the woman consented to the patient's Renewal Application as soon as 1996 tax information is available. The AIDS patient in a Minneapolis der free," said her lawyer, Doug the average credit-hours per student, sexual advances _ and that she had at applications can be picked up in the Financial Aid office in Somsen 108. hospital's psychiatric ward has won Schmidt. "He's been diagnosed as according to Knudson. first admitted that. No criminal Financial Aid counselors are available for any students who have questions. $420,000 in a negligence lawsuit homicidal, suicidal, a threat to him- But the tuition strategy may be a against the hospital. charges were filed, she said. self, a threat to others." moot point if the Minnesota State "Now I feel I can move forward "We're sad about what happened After a 2 1/2-week trial, a jury in Free tax filing program Legislature's higher education corn- with my life," said the 42-year-old to her, but we don't think the hospital Minneapolis returned its verdict The Internal Revenue Service has developed a new program called mittee determines otherwise. • woman. who continues to test nega- should be held responsible for her Thursday, determining that the hos- TeleFile, which enables taxpayers to file their return using a touch tone and The Higher Education Finance tive for the AIDS virus. behavior," Ms. O'Connell said. pital failed to protect the woman as toll-free number. The process is quick, easy and free. Division of the House EducationCom- The woman said she was raped in The woman's lawyer argued that required under the Minnesota Vul- For more information call 1-800-829-4477 and ask for tape 255. mittee is a standing committee which November 1993 while staying in the hospital knew the man had been nerable Adults Act. reviews all budgets from the Univer- Abbott Northwestern Hospital's psy- involved in a rape at another hospital. The hospital does not plan to ap- Free Tax Help sity of Minnesota and MnSCU chiatric ward to treat an alcohol de- The man was known "to be predatory peal, Ms. O'Connell said. VITA (Volunteer Income Tax Assistance) will give free help with taxes schools. pendency relapse. "He came in my and would prey primarily on female for low income individuals and families: single person under $13,000 or a Sue Burns, the committee's chair, family of 2 or more under $23,000 (includes a single parent with a child) declined to comment on the Appointments are not needed, just go to room 102 in Somsen Hall, Mon.-Fri. committee's position on tuition, but 1 p.m. to 7 p.m. or Sat. 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. For more information, call 457-2433. did say that "The Governor, House, and Senate have to set targets for the Commencement finance divisions before we can begin Commencement will be held on Saturday, May 24, 1997. The 9:30 a.m. to make...(any) policy or financial Circle K ceremony will include the College of Nursing and the College of Science and choices." Engineering. The 2 p.m. ceremony will include the College of Business and • Awareness Week the College of Liberal Arts. 5 year-old Volunteer Organization - Pre-registration dates Circle K Meeting Pre-registration dates for the 1997 spring quarter are: suspended Every Other Wed. (Feb. 5) Thursday, Feb. 6 Friday, Feb. 7 Associated Press @ 4:30 in Dining Room C & D Tuesday, Feb. 11 OCALA, Fla. (AP) _ A 5-year-old Wednesday, Feb. 12 girl was suspended from kindergar- ten for a day for bringing a nail file to Students can now pick up registration materials and spring quarter school, violating a zero-tolerance schedules. Students must present a Winona State ID to pick up their policy on items that resemble weap- materials. ons. On Thursday, Feb. 13, students may add classes with Closed Class Cards The girl, whose name was with- and drop classes in order to accommodate added classes. The Registrar's held, served the suspension Friday. Clothing Drive Office service windows will be open from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. Please note that She was the first Emerald Shores El- Thru Friday, Feb. 7th classes can be added on this day only with a Closed Class Card. ementary School pupil suspended Mass registration is Monday, March 10. under the policy adopted in Novem-. ber. Drop Off Boxes Are Located At: Correction "We try and stress safety every day in school.... Where do we lay the Last week's article concerning the compromise calendar reported that • Residence Halls foundation for education? We start in with a three-week break between semesters, finals would be on a Monday, kindergarten," Principal Sonny Fos- • Library Tuesday and Wednesday. Because many students will be taking five ter said. classes, finals will span over four days—Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and • Smaug Thursday. cN• rTh.

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Wednesday, February 5, 1997 Page 3 Online classes help busy students Associated Press ing several thousand courses for credit student raises her hand and I can MINNEAPOLIS (AP) _ As a over the Internet, ranging from the answer her question immediately and single working mother with two teen- Evolution of Guerrilla Warfare from in the context of my lecture," said agers, Janice LaMere went through the American Military University to Lowell Roberts, director of the Insti- contortions to shape her schedule Real Estate Law at Waukesha (Wis.) tute for Academic Technology at the around night classes at St. Paul Tech- County Technical College. The Uni- University of North Carolina. "On nical College. versity of Minnesota offers two Web- the other hand, if she has a question in Now, the classes fit her schedule, based courses, has two more under reading the text, she has to wait until and that usually means finding development and is negotiating con- Wednesday to ask it in class." LaMere in front of her computer in tracts for at least five more. In an electronic teaching environ- her dining room on early weekend Instead of a stack of books, course ment, the student may be able to ask mornings. materials can be downloaded, dis- her question whenever she wants, but "I do it when I can," the 41-year- cussions held online either live or the response comes only when pro- old Minneapolis resident said of her asynchronously, and assignments fessors check their e-mail. work for the University of Minnesota turned in instantly through e-mail. While the technology opens up class Internetting for Biologists, "The strength is the access to the teaching possibilities, no one believes which she has been taking for the past other students and the access to the it will take the place of traditional year and a half. "I'm probably the instructor," said Paul Brady, an assis- classroom settings. biggest procrastinator in the class. tant professor at the University of "Our business should be to pro- I've done the work and just haven't Minnesota who teaches an online vide people with choices," said Frank turned it in." course. "It stimulates discussion that Mayadas, program officer at the LaMere is one of a growing num- wouldn't happen in a classroom." Alfred P. Sloan Foundation's Asyn- Jackie Jedynak/Photo Editor ber of people taking advantage of an But not everyone is enamored with chronous Learning Networks in New evolving distance education field that uring the Six Hours of Winona race, drivers pushed their cars to the limit with speeds of up to the Internet mode of classes. York City. "Anyone should be able uses the Internet as its classrooms, 15mph. The race was held on the east lake by the Jaycee's Pavilion. "I learn better from lectures and to learn any time in any subject that with students studying by themselves, that sort of thing. There has to be they choose in any place that they but not alone. some interaction for me to learn," choose." For a long time, distance educa- Volunteers said Trey Fenner, a junior at Brook- Brady points to students such as tion brought to mind oft-ridiculed lyn Center High School who com- LaMere who would go unserved if Continued from page 1 volunteering. They want something this department, help them realize; correspondence courses, where send- pleted Brady's course. "If the class not for the distance education course. to do, want to make a difference, their dreams, and make them forget: ing in $20 to the Universal Life wasn't about the Internet, I'd prob- "It allows us to reach people that "My goal is to incorporate the want experience in their future career their backgrounds and just work to-: Church in Modesto, Calif., could get ably want to take it in a real class- we couldn't reach," Brady said, "and student population into the commu- field, or just want to help someone," gether." you a doctorate in metaphysics. room." for a certain set of learners, it'll be nity, to get them to believe that help- she said. "So many of the organiza- Her office hours are Monday Technology, however, has given Instructors hope that mixing the great." ing someone is vital in their learning tions around are so short on people through Thursday, 9 a.m. to 4:30: distance education greater respect and methods of teaching to include face- Of course, the doctorate in divin- process, and to make the community and funds that they welcome anyone p.m., and by appointment on Friday added new dimensions to teaching. to-face classes and electronic discus- ity from the Universal Life Church is open up to more cultures, as Winona mornings. For more information on: One index of online courses, The that can help out." sions will boost effectiveness. now available over the Internet, too. is becoming more and more di verse," what is available in this organiza-: Global Network Academy, lists 75 "Face-to-face classes carry the po- she said. One of the most recent projects tion, such as community service; . institutions around the world offer- tential of the immediate response. A Glenna has contacts with between Glenna was involved in was getting projects or the Youth Works: 50 and 60 agencies' the Winona people from low-income housing AmeriCorps, call 457-5417 and set: ' area, and can find volunteering 'or communities to attend the career fair up an appointment. Man mistaken for coach s ghost internship opportunitiesirme,arly'ev- at WSU, and help to motivate them to "I really urge people to get in Associated Press inch-high mound of snow, trying to "When I saw the paper, I recog- ery career field. Glenna said me of go back to school or to seek better volved," Glenna said. "It is so nice to: GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) _ Specu- snap a photograph of the parade. nized the hat he was wearing, then his the biggest fields with the most vol- jobs. A panel discussion was held see them actualizing their long-terrn lation over a newspaper photograph Also, the crowd at that moment coat and his stance," Schroeder said. unteering opportunities is education. for those people on what they can do goals and dreams, doing what they; showing a man that looked like the was moving away from him toward It is understandable that some "Students have IfiltilPr;oii;t4s.for. to make their lives better. love, and helping someone in the: late Green Bay Packers coach Vince the parade, he said. people were tempted to give a ghostly "I want to incorporate people into process. It's very gratifying." Lombardi has led to a landlord in Mennen said his family was aware interpretation to the scene, Schroeder nearby De Pere rather than a ghost. of the similarity but that he had not said. Cliff Mennen, 67, said Friday there mentioned it publicly until Friday "He appears to be standing alone 'Star Wars' dominates box office is nothing mysterious about his being because he was occupied getting a when there were so many people," he ninth-highest three-day opening ever, a movie becomes our best friend. We: in the photograph, a conclusion sec- Associated Press tenant moved in. said. "There might be some sad people according to estimates from Exhibi- remember the best friend." onded by his son-in-law policeman. LOS ANGELES (AP) _ Twenty He did not wear the coat, cap and to find out it's not really Vince." tor Relations Co. Inc. Adam Gordon, 26, and his brother It was taken Monday for the Mil- years alter its debut, "Star Wars" ear muffs with any intention of imi- Mennen said he is 5-feet-10 and The epic about a motley band of Eric, 23, both of Los Angeles, said: waukee Journal Sentinel by photog- proved it still has the force to demol- tating Lombardi, Mennen said. weighs 205 pounds, a stature he called heroes fighting an evil space empire they had seen the film a total of 83 rapher Karen Sherlock and led Pack- ish all other corners at the box office. "I was wearing it for warmth. It's similar to that of the famous coach "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far times. On Sunday, they stood in line: ers fans to suggest the spirit of a very warm hat," he said. The second opening of the refur- who led the Packers to five NFL away" has screened only in video to see it again in Sherman Oaks. : Lombardi had returned. bished film was the top-selling Janu- He had stepped into the street to championships between 1961 and form for a generation. An afternoon showing at the the- It shows a man in a Lombardi-like watch the parade after visiting his ary weekend release ever, figures re- 1967. Americans still captivated by "the ater enchanted Lizy Destin, 13, of: coat and fur cap with ear muffs, his leased Sunday showed. stock broker and was unaware he was ultimate story of good and evil" Beverly Hills. She had never seen the' back to the camera. Lombardi began coaching Green "Star Wars" collected an estimated photographed, he said. flocked to theaters to see it again on movie, even on video. "It was excel- Seemingly without explanation, Bay in 1959. He became Washington $36.2 million over the weekend, The photograph appeared in the big screen, and many brought lent." she said. 'I loved Harrison Ford_ the figure stands alone in an other- dwarfing the nation's No. 2 film, Tuesday's editions of the newspaper Redskins coach in 1969, dying in their children, said Tom Sherak, chair- I hope he gets Princess Leia." wise congested throng of hundreds. "Jerry Maguire," which took in $5.6 where "my son-in-law in Milwaukee September, 1970. man of 20th Century Fox Domestic "The graphics are better and so is They were welcoming a home- million. identified me right away." It was A maintenance man who does Film Group. the sound," said 11-year-old Brendan coming caravan transporting Pack- The movie, with enhanced special widely transmitted by The Associ- work at Mennen's rental properties "It's part of our culture," he said. Gibson of Van Nuys, an old video ers after the National Football League also made the recognition, Mennen effects and a few new scenes, had the ated Press. "It's one of those rare instances where hand. championship victory Sunday in New Eric Schroeder, a police sergeant said. Orleans over the New England Patri- in the Milwaukee suburb of Franklin, "He spotted it," Mennen said. "I :=_1111111.111.111111111LIM111111111ILL MN ots. said he and his wife Teresa identified work with him quite a bit and he said, SE 3C. ()AT THE 3BEIVC3FJE FREE T-SHIRT Mennen said he was alone simply her father's coat and the cap with a `That's Cliff."' FAMOUS FAT TUESDAY DAIQUIRY + $1000 because he was standing on an 18- feather-like red patch on the side. Complete Packages CANCUN OR MAZATLAN Credit Card fundraisers From $399 Book by Jan 15 Sunbreaks will for fraternities, sororities Prostitutes' customers go to school Free Covers, Free Day Parties, throw in 5 breakfasts, 5 lunches & groups. 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FREE Parties MEI Best Packages FREE Meals ED Clinic Best Prices FREE Activities s or-llas Student Express Inc. Guaranteed! attacked 1.800.787.3787 Associated Press TULSA, Okla. (AP) _ An abor- f I ' 1 tion clinic bombed twice last month l 1 ) 1;1 I B ; 1 I I I,I i I ii' was attacked again Sunday by an CANCUN OR MAZATLAN intruder who broke in, shot at medi- ENTERTAINER AUDITIONS cal equipment and fled, police said. Let Your Talent Shine! Someone broke into the Repro- mExic.,. Valleyfair Family Ampsement Park is looking for 64 ductive Services clinic through a rear IMPERIAL LAS PERLAS • singer/dancers, instrumentalists, body characters '1 window at about 3:30 p.m. and fired DAYS INN DON PELAYO and sound/light technicians for its 1997 season. several shots at electronic monitor- Audition at any of the following sites: FROM: $ 409 ing gear, Sgt. Wayne Allen said. The Feb. 7.r/ 'University of Wisconsin - Eau Claire, WI intruder was gone when police ar- Feb.'eft ' ,-1Utilveraity of Wisconsin - Stevens Point, WI + us & Mexico Departure Taxes rived, he said. Feb. 3:+ '..-''Luther College - Decorah, IA TRANS GLOBAL VACATIONS • The clinic was closed at the time Feb.11: tAugustana College - Sioux Falls, SP TOUR PACKAGE INCLUDES: of the break-in. Feb.12: Gustavus Adolphus College - St Peter, MN • R/T Air Departures From Minneapolis 2/28 & 3/1 Allen said it was too early to tell if Feb.13: University of Minnesota - Minneapolis, MN • Airport / Hotel Transfers the break-in is linked to bombings on The Winonan is looking for Hamline University - St. Paul, MN • 7 Nights Of Luxury Hotel Accommodations New Year's Day and on Jan. 19, three news writers for Spring quarter. Callbacks for Singer/Dancers: • Parties, Activities, & Optional Excursions days before the 24th anniversary of Feb.16: Hamline Univ. - St. Paul, MN • All Hotel Taxes & Gratuities Call Live Shows at (612) 4 96- 5341or 1-800-FUN-RIDE the U.S. Supreme Court's Roe vs. This is a paid position. • On-Location Trans Global Vacations Tour Staff for audition requirements and times. ,., Wade decision legalizing abortion. Stop in the Winonan office to pick No one was injured in either at- INTEINNS CALL tack, although the one-story brick up an application. Vau.eyAq 'c,, 1- 800-828-1015 building sustained minor damage. Shakopee, Minnesota 7s e 4.444.. , eetlege ?Wad •. Winonan Op/Ed

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Editorial Campus forum: Why do you Impressions think alcohol is often necessary to have fun? from the Raise the pressure Hypogeum The recent bar sweeps in Winona that the number of alcohol-related have left many downtown patrons incidents in the downtown area has By Dean Korder feeling just a wee bit irked. The raid increased. Of course, it may not just on Thursday, Jan. 23, proved to be a be underaged drinkers causing all the Looking for Spring big one as police distributed 39 tick- damage. When people turn 21, they ets, including 13 arrests. The don't magically become anymore re- Idiots standing in line to get into grumblings of discontents increased. sponsible than when they clung tc the bars wearing nothing but t-shirts "Why don't they focus on busting real their fake I.D.'s. when it's 20 degrees out. Cars roll criminals?" and "Underage drinkers The real question, then, is not "why , by with windows down and the oc- aren't hurting anyone," are common don't the cops find something better• cupants throw carbon dioxide responses to cops busting underagers. to do?" And the real question is not crusted snowballs at the drunks on One would think that the police of- "why isn't the drinking age 18?" The Third street and then tear off down ficer is today's version of the big bad real question is "why is alcohol con- the block. Bare midriffs in Febru- Ron Stevens wolf. sidered such an essential ingredient Toby Smith Jackie Stroud Professor of Sociology ary, pale against the colors of artifi- Such reasoning is laughable. Let's Transfer student for having a good time?" Many will Professor of Latin American History "The use of alcohol symbolizes an cial polyester flowers and dark lamb- "I drink to make other people more begin with the first complaint—"why try to deny that this is the case. Some "Because historically people have occasion set aside from ordinary routine. interesting and or more tolerable." soft short sleeved sweaters. Belly don't they focus on busting real crimi- may even go so far as to insist that always associated alcohol with feeling This message is reinforced by the media good." piercings proudly displaying frosted and advertising." nals?" This question is ludicrous be- they drink because they like the taste, steel rings embedded into flesh and cause the bottom line is, underaged heh, heh. These people are only fool- then out again. All waiting to be- drinkers are breaking the law and it is ing themselves. The truth is we rely come inebriated with the warming the police's duty to see to it that those on alcohol for social communication. of the earth. One o'clock in the who break the law are punished. If a We aren't prone to talking about our morning and the streets fill with the doctor were to treat a patient with a feelings, so we let booze do the talk- wisp of alcohol on breath that rises sprained ankle, how many would ask ing for us. Self-expression is too dan- from the chest in a puff of pillowy "Why don't they focus on treating the gerous, so we chug as fast as we can smoke. Laughter echoing as people real patients?" Not too many. Why, with the hope of gaining the courage pour into cabs to cross the river and then, are cops always asked questions to do wild and crazy things. We can't drink some more. A trashed young of this caliber? It is downright ridicu- think for ourselves so we consume woman puking up bits of potato lous. alcohol with the hope that the need skins and potluck supper. A gawk- The second complaint- for being able to think will vanish. ing geek watches in dismay as steam "underaged drinkers aren't hurting We simply lack confidence to inter- rises from the pile of bile. A friend anyone"—is even easier to refute. Just act with others unless we have a beer, finds the young woman's hand and ask the bar owners and other business or a shot, or a mixed drink, in our Brian Johnson Lawrence Lyman helps the helpless hussy up. Shiver- people downtown. For example, Rich hands. Maybe the cops should just Cameron Henke Senior/English major sophomore/English major 1st year/ recreation and leisure ing, she stands and shudders before Schneider of The Wedding Planners leave underaged drinkers alone. "To put the 'p' back in funk, besides• "It all goes back to the Roman God "A wise man once said: "My brother summoning up another spewing. said that his front windows have been Maybe the drinking age should be real drugs are too scarce in this town." Bacchus besides real drugs are too and I always thought it would be heaven She'll have a hangover in the morn- smashed a couple of times, as have eliminated altogether. Why deny us scarce in this town." to drown in beer, but now he's not here, I've got two soakers, this isn't heaven, ing and frostbitten fingers from grip- most business' windows on Third the one link to social communication this sucks." ping the edge of a grease stained Street. Winona Sergeant Don Walski with which we feel comfortable? garbage can. Her friend drags her echoed these sentiments by stating down the boulevard to find an after- bar. Burning Bridges Midday. High 30's. A man stand- ing in the street, shoveling, looking Letters To The Editor for the curb. The cascading sound of melting snow draining from a gut- ter. Snowplows showering sparks and others, and do something before Upset with system By Dave Adams the software which revolutionized the trying to get a bit closer to the edge. it is too late. alone human hair. We all know he's once complicated world of IBM and Women jogging by in shorts, white Ever since I found out how serious I know what it is like to be sepa- Columnist bald. Burt is stupid. the like, is stupid. Yes, that's what I dimpled skin reddened by the wind. Amy and Waleed's predicament is I rated form my children and it is very David Lee Roth is stupid. He gets People are stupid. Stupid for many said. Children running and jumping and have been feeling very frustrated and painful for me to think of my friends the chance to get back together with playing with outside Christmas toys reasons. Stupid because they eat, stu- Gates, king of nerds, once said, upset. Before I learned of this matter being torn apart. Khalid and Samira Eddie and the rest of the guys, but pid because they breath, stupid be- "I'm getting smarter all the time." for the first time. Car-washed cars I had a lot more faith in "America" are very young and do not understand ends up getting so baked he walks into cause they speak. Especially because Pompous little sh**, isn't he? The exiting on to the street to be speck- and her people. I always knew that what is happening to them, but some the MTV Music Awards post-show they speak! problem with his statement is only a led with salt, dirt, and melting snow. life was unfair, but I guess I always day very soon they will, and they will interview acting like Jeff Spicoli in People are stupid because they pay stupid person would brag about get- Footballs and Frisbees float to their thought that some how the "system" spend a life without a father because Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Dave! taxes. People are stupid because they ting smarter. targets on fresh breezes of warmth. must be right, or the "system" would of a system that just did not care. The You're pushing 50! Put the bong down don't pay taxes. People are stupid for Let me explain. At the start of the Rugged faces dimpled in rouge. Out work everything out. I have never government is always talking about and write some tunes! Dave is stupid. watching MTV. People are stupid marathon for brains, the stupid person on the lake there are men and women claimed to be Miss Patriotic, but at the family values, so I think this is a Newt Gingrich is stupid. (Do I because they watch MTV. MTV is hears the gun go off and runs like hell racing cars, snowmobiles, and dog same time, I have always been proud situation that should not be taken really have to go into it?) stupid because stupid people work away from the stupidity behind the sleds. There are ice fishing contest of this country and what it stands for. lightly. It is not family values to take George Stephanopolous is stupid. there who used to watch MTV. Stu- starting line. While the stupid person contestants wily wetting their lines America was supposed to have been a Khalid and Samira's father away be- Since he left the Clinton administra- pid. is running, he is thinking about how to for the lure of easy money and ice melting pot, not a place that tears up fore they even get a chance to know tion I heard he's been working as the Stupidity is like hepatitis: If you improve his pacing so he can win, or skaters sloshing through sloppy spins families and expects them to survive. replacement for the Keebler elf, a JC him. come into contact with it, you'll prob- and half-twists. The ice is getting I have known Amy and Waleed for Time is running out for my friends. at least finish the race and gain intel- Penny model for boys jeans — sizes ably catch it. Have you ever known thin. a number of years and I see the love I hope someone will read my letter ligence. 10-12, and as the stuntman for Michael someone who was perfectly normal Yes, there is hope in what the sun that they share with each other and the and the letters form others and stop Smart people, on the other hand, J. Fox in the upcoming movie "Short then dated a stupid person and became will bring. Optimists looking for love they share with their children. I, this before it is too late. I do not like sit in lawn chairs along the side of the guys who are typecast as clumsy, prep- stupid themselves? It's not pretty. road and watch stupid people strive spring. myself, have been recently divorced, to see anybody hurt, especially my pie, John Ritter wanna-be's". George The bluffs look dead at this time Stupidity lurks in everyone. But, for intelligence, blind to their own is stupid. and can only wish I had had a relation- friends. If Waleed is sent away a lot of of year, splotches of white etched like cat burglars, sometimes the stu- knowledge. Perry Ferell of Porno for Pyros is ship with my ex-husband and my chil- people will hurt, but especially Amy, with the darkness of the leafless pidity crawls low enough to the ground Boasting about being smart is the stupid. He was smart when he was dren the way Amy and Waleed do. Khalid, and Samira. wood and ponderosa pines. The trails in its black outfit and goes unnoticed stupid person's way of making them- still with Jane's Addiciton and doing Families come in all shapes and Sincerely, becoming visible. The roads to under cover of the night. For example, selves feel better about being stupid. about 25 pounds of Heroin per hour. sizes, and some survive and some do Melanie Denzer. places you've never been being I'm stupid but I know how to crawl Another stupid famous person is Now he's just another burned out not. Amy and Waleed have built their shown. An old man keeping his win- really well! However, like many cat Hugh Grant. While dating Elizabeth musician who can't form a coherent family to survive. They have worked Student Senate ter coat bundled round his chest burglars, every once in a while my ass Hurley, the most beautiful, sought- sentence or complete a thought. Perry hard to get where they are and to make The Student Telephone Direc- quickly goes where it is he's got to will stick up too far, set off the secu- after supermodel in the world, this is stupid. a safe and satisfying place for their tories that have been so anxiously go. He shakes his head at the scant- rity light and I'll get busted for being prissy little Englishman decides to hit KSMR DJ's are stupid. This radio children to live in. This is why I can- awaited are here! They are avail- ily dressed freaks filing in front of stupid. the ATM machine, go for a drive station, which broadcasts from Saint not even begin to fathom why Immi- able in the Student Senate Office. him, muttering to himself something Forrest Gump's mother once said, through the "icky" part of town, pick Mary's, allows any hungover student gration would even consider sending They include the local address and about mannerless children and their "Stupid is as stupid does." I think up one of the ugliest hookers outside with a voice to go on the air and play Waleed away and tearing apart their phone numbers of all WSU stu- misguided mothers. that's just about the stupidest thing I of the Jenny Jones show, and pay her really bad 80s metal and pop. I'm family. dents. (minus the students who are The melting snow uncovers death ever heard. Only stupid people try to to show his "John Thomas" a good convinced the DJ's at KSMR sched- I have tried to this situation from on data privacy) and decay and litter and half-empty rationalize stupidity. If you do some- time. This would be an example of ule their shifts in-between shopping the other side of the fence, but it could If you live in one of the resi- bottles of beer. The once white banks thing stupid it means you are stupid. lust. for a new sportscar with daddy, and not make me change my mind. I have dence halls the directories should of snow are now black and bleak. Period. There is no on-off switch for During Hugh's little rendezvous blowing their allowance on obscene decided that I cannot condone a sys- have been put in your mailboxes Sand and salt once used to melt ice, stupidity, it's just there. The only time with Divine Brown's mouth, the men amounts of non-prescription drugs and tem that would do this to my friends, last week. There are plenty left, so now covers the road and the cars and stupidity can be rationalized is when it in blue showed up in time to see Polo outfits. They're spoiled and stu- or any family for that matter. I never get 'em while they're hot! the trucks and the world with rust is something besides stupidity. If your Divine's head bobbing up and down pid. believed that the world was perfect, Student Senate will also be spon- and crust. friend drinks twice his body weight in in Hugh's lap like a sea buoy. Way to And finally, we come to the dumb but I guess I thought that there was soring Mr. WSU 1997 on Tuesday, A winter white woman hides her Blatz and picks a fight with the foot- go Hugh! Not only do you resort to ass who bumped into me in the Smaug potential for it to come close. But, February 11, at 7:30 p.m. in Somsen head in her hands and wishes that ball team, that's stupidity. If your the lowest means of sexual gratifica- on Monday. He is stupid. He bumped when situations like this arise and Auditorium. This year, we have 13 winter would wane. She curses the friend drinks four rum and Cokes and tion, but you get caught. The mugshots into my tray, spilled my pop all over poor judgment is used that could im- contestants from WSU student sky and the sun and the seasons and pact peoples lives in a devastating hits on your girlfriend, it's lust. Know are stupid and pitiful and so is Hugh. the floor, smiled and walked away. I clubs and organizations. Tickets the difference. It may come in handy. wishes for early spring rain. She way, I begin to give up all my faith in I can't believe Elizabeth took him know who you are! You owe me 80 are only $2.00 so come and support Many people are stupid. Thou- enters her apartment and crawls into our country and our system. I only back! She's stupid too. cents. Nyyahh!!! You're stupid. your favorite stud. If you have any sands of people regarded as brilliant, bed to hibernate beneath the sheets. hope that someone with the power to Burt Reynolds is stupid. He mar- questions, please come into the S or at least of average intelligence, are change what is happening to my ried Lonnie Anderson, blew that deal, dent Senate office located in the actually stupid. No disguises can fool friends will hear the pleas of myself and spent all his money on wigs which see Dean, page 9 Smaug. me. 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Brian Williamson,thevisitorfromAustralia,readbook"Wilfrid Mike VonBank,anelementaryeducationmajor,finisheduparainbowon But whatdrewthelongestlinewasfacepaintingwhichinvolvedWSU Second onlytothehair-eating "I laythereinhumiliation,laugh- LAYTON, Utah--Lastsummer, "I enjoyreading,Ioftenreadtomyownchildren,"saidWilliamsonwho Solstice, alocalband,performedsongs,relatedtobooksaschildrenclapped Dr. DonnaHelble,aWinonaStateeducationprofessorandchairpersonof Booths weresetupalldownthemallandincludedreading-relatedactivities "Reading ontheMallisacelebrationofreading,"saidHelble."Wewant One involvedchildrencuttingoutandcoloringCliffordtheBigRedDog An organizationcalled"FriendsoftheLibrary"mannedabooththatgave "These arecalledreadingextensionactivities,"Helbleexplained."After Bring apillowandpacklunch. 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Wednesday, February 5, 1997 Page '6 Things My Mother Taught Me MST FOR THE By Sally A. Miller Apparently, the concept of Double My mistake. own government, who stresses fam Columnist Jeopardy, which is the constitutional She came into my office a few ily values, but is showing no concer right to not be tried twice for the same days later and showed me the petition for her family. crime, doesn't apply to INS investi- she had written up and the leaflet she Attempts to contact Senator Pau gations. was handing out to everyone she saw Wellstone have been fruitless, any When Amy Torbenson married So, Waleed and Amy, who have on campus. She had organized her with the exception of Senator Mork IT three and half years ago, she thought spent most of their marriage living in information into a binder, and could who checks in with the family often hEALTH OF only death would part her from her fear of being ripped apart in the middle find any document within seconds. her government is silent. Amy's frus husband. She was told that "what God of the night, are once again fighting to While we were talking, Senator tration turns to rage when she tells o had brought together, no man could keep their family together. Last Octo- Steve Morse walked into my office to the special exception made for a: By Jill Otto and put asunder." She didn't know the ber, Waleed was taken from his fam- check on a campaign ad he was run- immigrant friend of Bill Clinton. Thi Mary Pawelek Immigration and Naturalization Ser- ily for 12 days while the same charges ning with the Winonan. When I intro- man admitted that his first marriag Health Columnists vice is above the laws of God. Appar- were again investigated...for the third duced him to Amy, she said, "I've had been fraudlent for the purpose o ently, they aren't even obliged to fol- time. been trying to reach your office." She getting a green card, but said his sec low the laws of the land. Her That's when I met Amy. stood up, shook his hand, and began and marriage, to a friend of the husband,Waleed was married, and She walked into the office of the to tell him her story, and then asked Clintons, is not. President Clinton gay divorced, before he met Amy. His Winonan, a baby in her arms and what he could do to help her. When he this man a special pardon, written jus Q: To put it simply, I don't take in a lot of Calcium, and divorce was, like most divorces, pretty holding her son's hand. She wore no left, he had her name, Waleed's name, for him. Wasn't that nice? I'm afraid this will be a problem in the future with acrimonious. So Amy and Waleed make-up, and the signs of stress were and their number, and she had his Amy thinks not. She thinks it's osteoporosis. What can I do to decrease my risks? weren't surprised that his first wife beginning to show on her young face. card, with several phone numbers slap in her face. And the face of he was a bit sore when she found they "I'd like to talk to an editor," she written on the back. children, who will be left without ; were married. Since his first marriage said, trying to appear calm. I was When she left my office a few father they love. A: According to the US Department of health and Human Services, produced no children, there was no managing editor at the time, and from hours later, she handed leaflets to In the meantime, Amy's friend about 80 percent of women don't take in enough Calcium to stay healthy. need for further contact with his ex, the tense look on her face, I was afraid complete strangers sitting at tables in and family, and a growing number o You should be taking in at least 1000 mg daily while average Calcium and Waleed and Amy began the pro- to admit who I was. But I fessed up, the lower hyphen, and in the Smaug. supporters write letters to their sew intake for women is only 600 mg daily. This may be or become a major cess of building a life for themselves, and invited her to sit down, waiting She was fearless. She was persistent. tors and congressmen. And Amy con problem presently or in the future. and their newborn son. for her to tear into me for whatever the She was, and is, a woman out to save tinues to contact anyone who wil Scientists believe that the hormone estrogen protects bones by block- Enter INS. In October of 1994, paper had done to put that look on her her family. listen to her story. ing formation of bone destroying agents in your body. This may lead to Waleed was taken from his wife and face. Three months into the third round And I? What do I do? I sit at mi osteoporosis, a debilitating disease that affects 25 million Americans. son, and held for 93 days, while the Instead, she looked at her son, ac- of the fight, Amy and Waleed are computer writing a column about thi Although it is thought of as an older person's disease, it can occur at any INS investigated charges that cepted my invitation to sit, and told struggling to keep their spirits and family, and say a silent prayer o age. For example, young women who have eating disorders or exercise Waleed's first marriage had been a me her story. hopes up. If he is deported, he may thanks that my own husband, the fa excessively, to the point of not menstruating, are very much at risk. This fraud. Apparently, his first wife had "This may not seem like a big deal have no place to go. He was born in ther of my children, isn't in the sam( is why Calcium is so important as part of the diet. written a letter to the INS stating that news story," she said, looking me in Saudi Arabia, but since his parents situation. I shuffle through life takinl However, there are several ways to decrease your risks of developing her marriage to Waleed had been a the eyes, "But I don't know what else and grandparents are Palestinians, he for granted the comfortable fact that osteoporosis. First of all, you should consume foods such as any dairy fraud. She told the INS that Waleed to do, or where else to go." Her cheeks is not a citizen of Saudi Arabia, and don't have to worry every morning products (yogurt, ice cream, cheese, or milk), fish and vegetables (broc- had married her to get his "green reddened and her eyes watered up. As doesn't enjoy all the rights and when he leaves for work or school coli, soybeans or tofu). Yet, to increase your chances of not developing card." She also declared that her sworn I sat across my desk from her, one priviledges thereof. If hd is deported that INS will pick him up and talc, osteoporosis in the future, Calcium alone won't do it. The US Department statements, and those of her parents thought kept going through my mind, from here, Saudi Arabia may refuse him away for weeks or months, with of Health and Human Services suggest that a sufficient amount of and family, were false, written under "This is why I am a journalist. I can him re-entry, and he will be a man out letting me or the children sa.3 Calcium and regular exercise will build better bone mass than those who fear of force from Waleed. Waleed help her get her story out." So, I told without a country. His wife, son, and goodbye. do one or the other. So, eat your Calcium and exercise, and your risks will was finally Oeased to his family, her what I could do, and what she baby daughter will be left here, with- I sit secure in the knowledge tha decline tremendously. Good Luck! who had survived by borrowing could do. I told her to relentlessly out a husband and father. Amy, who is my family is safe from such disrup- money from family and friends, and a publicize her story. I told her to make a full-time nursing student, will do tion. And I write letters to my sena- trial was set. Two trials, and two a pest of herself with every paper in whatever she must to keep that from tors and congressmen, telling them Q: I get severe migraine headaches and received a drug detentions ratir,Waleed is still living this state, and with every politician's happening. Unfortunately, short of want Amy Torbenson and her chil- under the threat of deportation. office between here and St. Paul. I what she's already done, there isn't dren to enjoy the same security. It's called Imitrex from my doctor. Can you give me some In both trials, the judges ruled that looked in her exhausted face, and much else she can do. small effort on my part, but it's what more information on it? while he hadn't proven his innocence, secretly wondered if she had the en- Perhaps most frusterating for Amy I can do. I guess you could call it neither had the INS proven his guilt. ergy to do what needed to be done. has been the lack of support from her Karma.

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DELTA 9 MOBY CIBO MATTO DAV ID BOW IE FREI)DY FRESH Disco Inferno Animal Rights Super Relax E.P. Aftertaste Earth Ling Acci enta ly C assn. INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH ELEKTRA WARNER BROS. INTERSCOPE VIRGIN HARTHOUSE

Hard music for a hard planet. I The inside cover of this album When Cibo Matto's Viva La Ever since Meantime, Helmet has After Outside Bowie established The liner notes to Accidentally know it's a tired line, but god damn if reads like the kind of anti-everything Woman crossed my desk last year, I had a problem with incredibly high himself as a definite player in modern Classic can sum up the album for you. it's not true. you'd get at a Lallapalooza concert. was not impressed. These two cuties expectations. Not many people have rock. One must still wonder though if "...wires, modules, ideas of Puerto Delta Dave, A.K.A. Delta 9, is A little history about Moby tells us are borderline annoying in large doses. there eyes fixed on the hard rock/ Bowie influenced Reznor or Reznor Rico, electro records, rap records, and straight outta Chicago. A Wisconsin that he indeed started to US. techno In small controlled exposures I alternative scene these days, which influenced Bowie. house-techno records and just a huge by such as myself should resent that, revolution with his legendary "Go". have acquired a taste for their style. will give Page Hamilton and com- Either way, get used to the beat mix of influences musically.... with btu I have loads of respect for him. I An anthem for everyone who went to The Super Relax E.P. has nine tracks pany plenty of room to breathe with heavy Bowie. Earthling still rings all this in my head these songs were Saw him live several occasions at Drop a rave before '93. About a year ago including four versions of the album Aftertaste. with industrial overtones but has also the end result." Bass Network Hard Corps parties and his long time girlfriend dumped him cut "Sugar Water". One remix is by The single complaint I have about adopted a dance club style breakbeat Huge mix indeed. This album is a Was nonplused to say the least. and he turned into a beer swilling rock B-boy Mike D and his partner in crime Helmet is that if you hear one Helmet / drum-n-bass sound as well. That hodg-podg of fashionable sounds. Gabber live is like working in a and or roller. Russel Simins. The other five cuts are song you've heard them all. Helmet coupled with his trademark flair for From the hip-house styles in "Repre- actory, loud as hell and very predict- Since then Moby has abandoned all new. has a very unique sound that is truly the dramatic gives the album a cheesy sent" and "Flava" to "Chupacabbra" gale. There weren't any surprises his techno roots and traded in his midi "Spoon" is the first of the new beyond comparison. That unique feel. which seems to be an Esquivel record 4en Delta 9 took control of a party. for an amp and distortion peddle. tracks and is a pure a N.Y.C. sound as sound seems to trap them into a rut of Bowie is and was a pioneer, but with Freddy's beats bounding above All was bone-grinding distortion with Needless to so say, his fan base is in a you could ever get. It's funny how heavy, hooking riffs. this new style is forced. He is not an the din of a very old piece of vinyl. tipm' s reaching near seizure levels. period of evolution. two immigrants can make music that Aftertaste still kicks out powerful programmer and shouldn't try to be. The album opens with a respect- Disco Inferno kicks off with a gui- As for Moby's animal rights al- sounds so domestic. The only thing grooves that will not disappoint fans Much of the rock and electronic fu- able house groove in "The Flow" and tar riff off a Cannibal Corpse album. bum, it's bad. The liner notes reveal that can separate these gals from the of the old style. The new album does sion music you hear today owes it's works it's way into a trancey lather The "Welcome to hell" sample is all of the big names that have wel- more well known is that Cibo Matto stray from the beaten path though. success to the ground breaking work with "Barogue". A track that is so timely. Disco Inferno is a trip through comed him onto the rock stage. From have heavy Asian accents and the For Helmet, this is a new territory. of Eno and Bowie, but David just simple in it's arrangement that you'd the darkest parts of the Chi-town scene Perry Farrel to the Chili Peppers, occasional noisy guitar break down. Some of the style changes can be doesn't have the stamina to run with swear this guy was from Detroit. and is perfect for Industrial Strength. Moby has enough help to make a Another new song is a live version blamed on the fact that there seems to today's breed of electro musician. The album was produce in St. Paul I forget how freakin' awesome this great album. Unfortunately, he of "BBQ". It was recorded at The be a new bassist every album. This I liked Earthling but only because which caught me off' guard. How death metal take on techno is. Don't doesn't even have enough skill to 40Watt Club in Athens, Ga. The track album features Henry Bogdan on of the deep respect I have for Mr. many Harthouse records have been even start to think that Chicago is a make an O.K. album. Animal Rights really gives youe feel of their hip-hop stump fiddle. His work maybe to Bowie. cut up there? Apparently, that is of house nation. Disco Inferno proves is a bad album. Moby is trying to influenced live, sound. The recording blame for the more straight ahead little consequence since the final prod- Brooklyn and Frankfurt don't have a break his techno image by putting out itself is not great, but that fits their approach to Aftertaste. uct is phenomenal. monopoly on hardcore. crappy rock. Well it worked. I no underproduced sound. longer have respect for this guy. BOTTOM LINE: HEAD BOTTOM LINE: A BANGIN' TECHNO GUAR- CHEAPER BUY IF YOU'RE ANTEED TO PUT BUMP IN BOTTOM LINE: A GOOD NOT SURE YOU'D LIKE BOTTOM LINE: GIVE THE BOTTOM LINE: A HOUSE YOUR TRUNK. CD TO GIVE TO SOMEONE THEIR FULL LENGTH. BOTTOM LINE: WORTH OLD GUY A BREAK. SHAKER WITH A DASH OF KEY CUTS: WELCOME TO YOU DON'T LIKE. KEY CUTS: SUGAR GIVING A SECOND OR KEY CUTS: LITTLE PURE FLAVA. HELL, HEADSTRONG KEY CUTS: (THE BEST OF WATER (MIKE D/RUSSEL THIRD CHANCE. WONDER, TELLING LIES, KEY CUTS: BAROGUE, (FULL ON REMIX), REAL THE BAD) HEAVY FLOW, SIMINS MIX), BBQ, KEY CUTS: PURE, LIKE I LOOKING FOR CHUMPACABBRA, OPEN HARDCORE. NOW I LET GO. CRUMBS. CARE, HARMLESS. SATELLITES. SPACE.

Winonan Sports Wednesday, February 5, 1997 Page 7 Warrior women's woes Women athletes wane with welcome win recognized By Beth Junker Special to the Winonan Winona State nabs first The first Thursday in February is National Girls and Women in Sports Day. It's a day to acknowledge female athletes and their accomplishments in sports. NSIC win in 3 years The nationally recognized day marks the llth year for the event. It's also the 25th anniversary of Title IX, the law that guarantees gender equality in By Stephen J. Pzynski bench. federally funded schools and programs. Local recognition of National Girls and Women in Sports Day includes Sports Reporter Although both teams shot below 40% in the half, WSU managed to the appearance of Sara Silvernail, a Washington State University senior How fitting that the last time the take a commanding 12 point lead into volleyball player. She is speaking about the event today at Winona Middle Winona State Warriors women's bas- the locker room at half-time. School at 8:40 a.m. and 9:30 a.m. She also is speaking at Winona Senior ketball team tasted victory in confer- The second half started off the High School at 2 p.m. The Saint Mary's University-sponsored event is open to the public. ence play was almost three years ago same as the first half, back and forth. Silvernail was recruited by Washington State University from Pullman, to the day and against the same team. Nobody seemed to want to take Wash. In high school, she was All-American, Wash. state's most valuable Winona State, powered by a very control during the half and fortunately player, and one of FAB Volleyball Magazine's Top 50. potent offense, blew the Southwest for the Warriors they held on for a 18 State University Mustangs out of point victory. At Washington State, she was named All-Pacific-10 four consecutive years, All-Pacific-10 MVP in 1996, and American Volleyball Coaches McCown Gym on Saturday night 74- Not only did Southwest State refuse Team in 1995 and 1996. 56 to end their 34 game losing streak to rebound the ball on both ends of the She was a member of the U.S. Olympic Festival Team and now plays for in the Northern Sun Intercollegiate court throughout the game, but during Salt Lake City, Utah's professional volleyball team. She hopes to qualify Conference. the second half they refused to shoot for the U.S. Olympic team and play internationally. "Not a lot of people have seen us it as well. Lisa Steckel, Winona State University junior, has participated in volley- play like that in a long time," senior , Six of the Mustangs first ten scores ball for three years and track for two years. center Jennifer Hazelton said. in the half were via the free throw line. In high school she was all-conference area and district. At Winona State The last time the Warriors were It was as if they had forgotten how to she was NFIC all-academic for track in 1995 and 1996 and volleyball in victorious in NSIC play was against play offense. 1996. these same Mustangs on Jan. 29, 1994. After going 1 of 10 from the field Stockel looks to Jackie Joyner-Kersee as a role model. After a see-saw opening 10 min- in the first half, senior leader Rita "She's an amazing woman not only for her athletic talents, which include utes, Winona State exploded with a Wolcott turned things around and fin- appearing in four consecutive Olympics, but also for opening up centers for 12 point run to take their first lead of ished with 15 points. children to participate in sports and activities to keep them off the streets," the game 28-22. Freshman forward Kimberly Brock said Stockel. Senior guard Rita Wolcott took a also threw in 12 points off the bench, Stockel feels that National Girls and Women in Sports Day reminds earth shaking charge which was fol- and senior center Angela Bohringer women athletes that the road is becoming easier. lowed by Jennifer Hazelton's three led the team with 10 rebounds to go "I feel that women have overcome many obstacles to be where they are point play during the run. along with her 13 points. today, but that there are still many left to conquer. You can't focus on the After two Mustang free throws, Jennifer Hazelton led the team in negatives. It's much better to focus on the positives that women have which proved to be their only offense scoring with 17 points before fouling in the second 10 minutes of the half, out with 2:35 left in the game. Jackie Jedynak/Photo Editor Winona State took off on another run "We executed really well on of- The Warriors' Jennifer Hazelton drives for two against a See women in sports, page 8 of eight points. fense and did a good job on the Southwest State defender. Hazelton finished with 17 points to This time led by forward Kimberly lead Winona State to a 74-56 vicotry over Southwest State, its See Women's Hoops, page 8 Brock's three straight baskets off the first Northern Sun Intercollegiate Conference win in three years.

Warrior the week... WSU men wax Mustangs By Chris Connelly Cory Kreibich: A class act Sports Reporter Although the first half was a battle, the second half was a breeze. Winona State University chal- By Anna L. Derocher cal," Cory said Of his dad. "He was a rather watch movies from the '80s. lenged Southwest State University in Sports Editor physical, dirty player who taught me Ask him who was in any movie in McCown Gymnasium on Saturday what I could get away with (on the the '80s and Cory can ramble off night. court)." every single member of the cast even Winona State pulled out a 75-68 As a starting guard for the Winona if the actor appeared for only one win to increase its Northern Sun In- State Warriors, the six foot, two inch minute. tercollegiate Conference record to 3- senior is taking after his father and "I can't remember what time class 2, handing Southwest State its fourth leading the Northern Sun Intercolle- is," Cory said. "But I can remember loss in the conference. giate Conference with 37assists. He who was in any '80's movie." The Warriors have tied their record has a total of 110 assists for the year. Ask him who was in the Break- from last year for conference wins, For Cory, playing college ball was fast Club, let him name every cast halfway into the season. a big switch. member and then ask who was in St. Unlike the first half, in the second "The guys are bigger," Cory Elmo's fire, Cory will say, "Basi- half, WSU took control early and kept pointed out. "I also went from play- cally everyone who was in theBreak- control. The Warriors and the Mus- ing a power forward (in high school) fast Club was in St. Elmo's Fire with tangs played an even-matched game to playing a point guard." the exception of Mere the first half. Winona State took As a senior in high school, Cory• Winningham." command of the score in the last led his Spring Valley team to a Divi On Winona State's road trips, twenty minutes of play. He comes from Spring Valley, sion IV state championship in 1992. Cory is the guy who picks out the To Southwest's dismay, Brad Wis., a town with 1,051 people, one The opponent was Cassville which movies the team watches. His team- Sowinski played hard. He had the grocery store and one gas station. featured then freshman Sam Oakey mates say Cory is Siskel of Siskel first nine points of the game for WSU Spring Valley also has high school, who now plays for the Univeristy of and Ebert. and he totaled 24 on the game. named for the town, and Cory Wisconsin-Madison Badgers. "The guys get sick of me talk- Without Warrior of the Week Cory Kreibich was one of 38 in his gradu- "We kicked the crap out of that ing," Cory said. Kreibich's assists, some of those ating class-29 boys and only nine team," Cory said. "Sam Oakey who Not only is Cory a fan of '80's points may not have been possible. girls. • was about 14 or 15 was just awesome. movies, he also finds time to listen Kreibich dished out 10 assists, and "It is a friendly town," Cory said. I knew he was going to be good." to pop diva Madonna and his favor- still racked up four of his own buckets "With nowhere to hang (out)." The Spring Valley team was able ite song, Material Girl. and four free throws for 12 points Not only did Cory go to a school to hold Oakey to 12 points and Cory Cory believes he has a connec- making him the third leading scorer with approximately 170 kids, he banged in 26 points for the winning tion with Madona because they were for the Warriors. also took pre-calculas from his fa- cause. both born on Aug. 14. Harms was the Warrior who had ther, Larry Kreibich. Even though winning state was a Although Madonna is one celeb- the only three-pointer. With 3:52 left "Let's put it this way," Cory said. big experience for Cory, he says that rities Cory has not met, the long list on the clock in the first half, the score "I always got my homework done." college games are much more excit- of those he has met is interesting. was tied 26-26. The ball was in the Cory didn't think going to a high ing. "I stood next to Hugh Grant in a hands of Harms who put up the shot to school where his dad taught was an "College games are way bigger line at a club in Beverly Hills," Cory allow WSU to pull ahead. awful thing. games," Cory said. began. "I met Bob Barker after a The beginning of the second half "In the 30 years he has been a One in particular that was exciting Price Is Right show. I shook Chris- was a time for turnovers for both teacher," Cory said. "I have never for Cory was the matchup against the tian Lacttner's hand." teams. There were seven turnovers in heard anything bad said about him." Unversity of Minnesota-Morris on Being the Duke fan he is, meet- less than four minutes of play, three of Cory is now pursuing a degree in Jan. 22, 1997. ing Laettner was a cool experience. which were in the first minute. elementary education and follow in With six minutes left, the Warriors Cory has also been in the audi- Nate Landers picked up a steal his father's footsteps. were down by 16, but soon took the ence for the Tonight Show with Jay with a little over 10 minutes to go in "I want to teach second or third lead with 1;18 left on the clock. The Leno and on the set of Days of Our the half. Kreibich racked up another grade," Cory said. "Because they Cougars went ahead with 20 seconds Lives. assist from the made lay up by Jason are still young. I remember when I left. Lance Meincke sunk a 14-footer As for basketball, Cory doesn't Lyons. was in fifth and sixth grade...I was a to seal the win with seven seconds see any future in the sport for him Mark Tripp was one of the four hellion." remaining. after this season ends. men to reach double digits. Two Larry Kreibich was an all-state Cory finished that game with 24 "The second week in March, I am points came from a dunk which was basketball player in his high school points, a team high. He also led all going to burn my shoes," Cory said. the result of a missed layup on days and got Cory into basketball players with nine assists. "Basketball is physically demand- Southwest's part, with 8:24 remain- when he was about three years old. When Cory isn't playing basket- ing. I think I am going to take up ing. With time expiring on the clock, "He taught me how to be physi- ball, he isn't watching it on tv. He chess." Winona State had control of the ball Rachel McConnell/staff photographer down to the last second. Warrior of the Week Cory Kreibich (20) shoots over a Mustang See Men's hoops, page 9 defender for two of his 12 points. Kreibich also led all players with 10 assists. Winonan

Wednesday, February 5, 1997 Page 8 Playing together, staying together "It gives us a chance to keep play- There are no crowds to worry about, Rebounds: WOMEN'S HOOPS RESULTS WSU 24 (Hazelton 8), UMD - Smith 4-10 0-0 8, Voit 6- By Ryan Fisher ing together as a team," third year we are just out to have fun. We have UMD 34 (Suomala, Ruberg 6); Three 12 6-6 19, Grabner 5-7 1-6 11, Special to the Winonan WSU student Everson said. a chance to keep playing together as a Pointers: Saturday, Feb. 1 WSU 3-3 (Wolcott 2-2, Abdullah 5-8 0-0 11, Braiedy 3-82- That sense of teamwork is what team and we are taking advantage of Laudont 1-1), UMD 0-0; Assists: 211, Deasy 0-0 0-0 0, Toatley 0-0 2- They have played together since led these five men from Holmen to the that chance," junior Kline added. Southwest State 56, Winona WSU 13 (Soland 5), UMD 23 (Mielke 2 2, Thomson 2-4 2-2 6, Fandre 3-7 their early days as children playing a Intramural Basketball Championship After last year's championship they State 74 4); Turnovers: WSU 22, UMD 18; 0-0 6, Falkner 0-0 0-0 0, Nicholas 0- pick-up game on the playground at last year, and the Top Guns are 5 - 0 in want it again. Steals: WSU 10 (Laudont 3), UMD 1 2-2, 2; Totals 28-57 15-20 76. recess time at their Holmen, Wis., their bracket of six teams so far this "I don't like to say that we are out SSU -B. Pelzel 4-6 0-112, Zellmer 16 (Mielke 6). play grade school. year. to win the title. I mainly like to 3-11 0-0 6, Syltie 6-8 11-15 23, J. Rebounds: WSU 27 (Tripp 8), Here, 12 years later, they have "I think that since we have played because I keep in shape and have fun Pelzel 2-7 0-0 4, Coleman 2-9 0-0 5, UMD 44 (Grabner 10) ; Th ree point- brought that same team to Winona together in the past, it gives us a real playing," Braund said, a junior at Cadwell 0-2 2-4 2, Larson 0-1 0-0 0, MEN'S HOOPS RESULTS ers: WSU 3-13 (Treptow 1-1, State University,only a different time advantage over other teams that have WSU who is playing intramural ath- Lindsley 1-1 2-2 4; Totals 18-45 15- Sowinski 1-2, Harms 1-2), UMD 5- and place. not played together very long. We letics for the third year, and who is 22 56. Saturday, Feb. 1 12 (Voit 1-1, Abdullah 1-2, Braiedy For this group of men, intramural know what each other is doing and also the starting catcher for the WSU 3-6); Assists: WSU 15 (Kreibich 7), basketball means as much to them as going to do because we have played baseball team. WSU - Bohringer 6-11 1-3 13, Southwest State 68, Winona UMD 21 (Thomson 5); Turnovers: their close friendships. For Andy together so long," Everson said. " We only have about six or seven Brock 6-7 0-1 12, Hazelton 8-11 1-1 State 75 WSU 9, UMD 12; Steals: WSU 4 Wiedl, Ben Everson, Chris Goyette, Finding a team to play on may be guys on our basketball teams so you 17, Wolcott 4-17 5-6 15, Laudont 1- (Kreibich 2), UMD 4 (Smith, Mike Kline, and Aaron Braund, intra- hard because of not knowing anyone do a lot of running and that really 2 2-2 4, Isham 0-1 0-2 0, Thomforde SSU - Welk 10-14 1-221, Theising Abdullah, Thomson, Fandre 1). mural basketball is an important part else that plays, and not knowing your helps in the off-season with no base- 0-10-0 0, Miller 0-1 0-0 0, Granquist 5-17 0-3 11, Hayworth 3-12 5-8 11, of their lives here at WSU. teammates strengths and weaknesses ball practice to keep me running," 1-7 1-2 3, Soland 4-11 0-0 10; Totals Brown 2-5 1-1 6, Walker 0-3 1-2 1, GYMNASTICS RESULTS They have brought their team and can be the difference between win- said Braund. 30-69 10-17 74. Turrentine 2-6 0-0 5, Oletzke 0-10-0 friendships here to WSU and to the ning and losing. Intramural five-on-five basketball 0, Ostermann 5-10 2-2 13, Cebulla 0- Sunday, Feb. 2 five-on-five intramural basketball "I like to win and compete with the is held on Thursday nights in the Rebounds: SSU 27 (Zellmer 8), 0 0-0 0; Totals 27-68 10-18 68. league. guys that I played with in high school. McGown gymnasium. WSU 46 (Bohringer 10); Three Team results Pointers: SSU 5-14 (B. Pelzel 4-5, WSU - Treptow 6-12 5-7 17, 1. Southeast Missouri State Coleman 1-5), WSU 4-14 (Wolcott Sowinski 7-1210-14 24, Tripp 5-8 0- 191.65; 2. Iowa 189.75; 3. Winona Individuals 2-8, Soland 2-6); Assists: SSU 13 (B. 0 10, Kreibich 4-7 4-4 12, Meincke 1- State 185.4; 4. University of Wis- Pelzel 5), WSU 20 (Wolcott 6); Turn- 5 0-0 2, Harms 2-6 0-0 5, Lyons 1-1 1- consin-La Crosse 184.575. overs: SSU 22, WSU 19; Steals: 2 3, Landers 1-1 0-0 2; Totals 27-52 Individual results finish strong gSU 5 (Syltie 2), WSU 8 (Isham 4). 20-27 75. Vault - I . Erin Chenier (SMS), .STEVENS POINT, Wis. - Sarah 9.8; 2. Date Farington (SMS), 9.7; 3. Nelson finished strong for the Winona Wednesday, Jan. 29 Rebounds: SSU 39 (Hayworth 8), (tie) Amanda Gdovicak (SMS) and State University Warriors' track and WSU 35 (Tripp 11); Three pointers: Jennifer Wall (SMS), 9.675; 5. field team Saturday at the University Winona State 54, University of SSU 4-19 (Brwon 1-2, Turrentine 1- Shrutika Sulkar (Iowa), 9.55. of Wisconsin-Stevens Point Invite. Minnesota-Duluth 79 3, Ostermann 1-5, Theising 1-8), Bars - I. Robyn Gamble (Iowa), The junior placed fifth in the weight WSU 1-10 (Harms I -4);Assists:SSU 9.675, 2. (tie) Chenier (SMS) and * NIA, NATO- throw with a 12.99 meter toss. Nelson WSU - Bohringer 3-16 4-4 10, 18 (Ostermann 6), WSU 18 (Kreibich Kristin Frohlich (SMS), 9.525; 4. also placed fifth with a 38 foot, 6 and Brock 5-10 0-0 10, Hazelton 3-5 1-2 10); Turnovers: SSU 11, WSU 17; (tie) Christine Roselli (Iowa), Heidi 3/4 inch shot put throw. 7, Isham 1-3 0-0 2, Soland 1-5 0-0 2, Steals: SSU 10 (Turrentine 3), WSU Wolf (WSU) and Malia Roberts Teammate Jamie Peterson placed Wolcott 3-6 0-0 8, Laudont 3-3 4-5 8 (Sowinski 3). (SMS), 9.5. sixth in the 55-meter dash. I 1, Thomforde 1-3 0-0 2, Witberler Beam-- Chenier (SMS, 9.825; 2. The 4x200 meter relay consisting 0-0 0-0 0, Miller 0-0 0-0 0, Zemke 0- Wednesday, Jan. 29 (tie) Gamble _(Iowa) and Jaime of Jess Bunker, Lisa Stockel, Erica 0 0-0 0, Barthel 0-0 0-0 0, Egner 0-0 Kubash (UWL), 9.8; 4. Roberts Wikenhouser and Peterson placed 2-2 2, Granquist 0-1 0-0 0; Totals 20- Winona State 62, University of (SMS), 9.775; 5. Lori Whitwer fourth with a time of 2:00.19. 52 11-13 54. Minnesota-Duluth 76 (Iowa), „,. April Eichhorn set a new personal Floor ixereige - 1. Courtney record by running the 3,000-meter in UMD - Jakubek 5-8 0-0 10, WSU - Treptow 2-3 2-2 7, Burke (Iowa), 9.825; 2. (tie) Whitwer 11:48. Kytonen 4-6 0-0 8, Suomala 8-10 5- Sowinski 10-20 2-5 23, Tripp 3-7 3- (Iowa), Roberts (SMS) and Nicole Fisher set a personal record 8 21, Mielke 1-2 4-4 6, Roberts 2-3 0- 5 9, Kreibich 4-9 0-0 8, Meincke 1-9 Farrington (SMS), 9.81; 5. Chenier in the 20 pound weight throw at 32 0 4, H. Anderson 0-0 0-0 0, Boulton 0-0 2, McElroy 0-0 0-0 0, Harms 1-2 (SMS), 9.775. feet, nine inches. 0-1 0-0 0, Dillavou 0-4 0-0 0, Mead- 0-0 3, Ten Pas 0-1 0-0 0, Olatunji 0- All-around- 1. Chenier (SMS), ows 2-4 3-4 7, Perich 2-3 0-0 4, 0 0-0 0, Bushaw 1-1 0-0 2, Lyons 1- 38.925; 2. Roberts (SMS), 38.475; Warriors compete in Ruberg 8-10 3-4 19, Fiero 0-4 0-0 0, 4 1-2 3, Fitzsimmons 0-0 0-0 0, 3. Annemarie Green (WSU), Mankato State Open J. Anderson 0-0 0-0 0; Totals 32-55 Landers 2-3 1-2 5; Totals 25-59 9-16 37.875; 4. Burke (Iowa), 37.725; 5. 15-20 79. 62. Kari Motz (UWL), 37.35. MANKATO, Minn. - The War- riors' Jess Bunker placed first with a 31 foot, 11.5 inch triple jump in the Gymnasts one point away from Mankato State University Open last Tuesday. breaking school record Megan Radatz (6:01.6), April Eichhorn (6:03.5), Kelly By Lisa Williams The Winona State gymnasts took her in sixth place in the event. Kamperschroer (6:15.1) and Aimee Mikl (6:17.7) placed first through Sports Reporter third place, and the University of Wis- Heidi Wolf also placed for the consin- La Crosse came close behind Warriors with a score of 9.5 which fourth respectively for Winona State with a fourth place finish at 184.575. tied for the fourth place on the bars. in the 1,600-meter run. The Warrior gymnasts had no Floor continues to be the event the The WSU gymnasts were a mere Sarah Nelson and Nicole Fischer trouble proving their talent Sunday as Warriors shine on. The team score on one point away from their goal for the placed third and fourth in the shot put they reached their top score of the the event was an impressive 47.9. season, to break the school's team with throws of 35 feet, 1/4 inches and season, 185.3 at the University of Iowa "We were hoping we'd do our best record of 186 points. 34 feet, 10.5 inches respectfully. Invitational. at the meet," senior captain "I think we'll still beat the record," In the 55-meter run, Jamie Peterson Although they had a competitive Annemarie Green said, who placed Green said. placed third with a time of 7.6 sec- score, Division I school Southeast third in the all-around competition. The gymnasts compete again onds and Tina Trueter placed fifth Missouri State University won the "We had a good floor." Thursday night at 7 p.m. in McCown (8.1 seconds). invitational with 191.65 points. Other WSU gymnasts who per- Gymnasium as they battle Centary Erica Wikenhauser placed sixth in Iowa, also Division I landed sec- formed well included Kassy Kroening College of Louisiana. the same event (8.34) and Jen Dybas ond place scoring 189.75. whose 9.75 on the floor-exercise put placed eighth (8.89). Eichhorn also set a personal record Women in sports with a second place finish in the 3,000- meter run (11:52,1). Continued from page 7 Jackie Jedynak/Photo Editor The Winona State track and field team competes at Luther college Sat- accomplished. It's what keeps you National Girls and Women in Women athletes overcame many Warrior Rita Wolcott (10) shoots for two of her 15 points in urday. going," Stockel said. Sports Day began in 1987 as a day to barriers including race, age, money, Saturday's matchup against conference rival, Southwest State. First-year Winona State student remember Olympic volleyball player, stereotypes, and disabilities, but many Wolcott also led all players with six assists. Rachel Lockwood is anxiously await- Flo Hyman. Hyman led U.S. women's still remain. ATTENTION: ing her first season as a softball pitcher. volleyball to an international com- Christine H.B. Grant, University The Winonan still needs In high school, she was named to peting sport. of Iowa's Athletics Director said, Women's hoop s the National Softball Association's Her titles include: NORCECA "One of the reasons some people don't sports writers. Please All-State Team in 1996, Conference Zone Championship, the 1981 World support a woman in sport is that Continued from page 7 contact Anna Derocher in Player of the Year in 1995 and 1996, Cup, the first team international medal through sports we shatter into a mil- boards," Hazelton said. "We also the Winonan office at second team all-state in 1995 and first in women's volleyball, and a first lion pieces the stereotypes portraying Up next for the Warriors is Karen helped a lot on defense. It was all 457-5520 or stop and fill team all-State in 1996. team silver medal in the 1984 Olym- women as weak, helpless, dependent Morrissey (second leading scorer in around a good game for us." She graduated second in her class pics by women's volleyball. and passive. Through sports we pro- Division II) and the powerful Bemidji out an application. This Southwest State's Steph Syltie and received the Brady Academic All- Off the court Hyman's had a lead- duce exactly the opposite type of State Beavers tonight in Bemidji. is a paid position. All are threw in 23 points to lead all players. State Award in 1996. She was named ership role in promoting opportuni- women: strong, independent, asser- welcome to apply. to the Winona State Dean's list fall ties for women athletes. She also tive, competent, and confident, with quarter in 1996. lobbied to gain passage of the Civil strong self-esteem." Members of the 1996 Olympic gold Rights Restoration Act, which re- Because of Hyman's many accom- medalist softball team are Lockwood' s stored protection against sex discrimi- plishments on and off the court, the role models. nation in high school and college ath- Flo Hyman Memorial Award was "The U.S. Olympic team put so letic programs. established. It is awarded to a profes- much work into their sport, but still After the U.S. volleyball team won sional woman athlete who captures didn't receive that much attention or a silver medal at the 1984 Olympics Hyman's dignity, spirit and commit- credit for it," Lockwood said. "Fi- Hyman began playing for a Japanese ment to excellence. nally, in the Olympics, they got to club team called Daiei. The honor is awarded by the show off their talent and let the world During a routine substitution Women's Sports Foundation every know how physical softball really is. Hyman collapsed and died of a heart year-on National Girls and Women in It gave the sport more respect." attack. She had Marfan Syndrome, a Sports Day. Past recipients include Lockwood said that National Girls connective tissue disorder that affects Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Martina and Women in Sports Day remembers a person's bones, ligaments, eyes, Navratilova, Mary Lou Retton and the many achievements women made heart and lungs. most recently Donna De Varona. This in sports. By being in sports she said Since her death, National Girls year's sponsor is JC Penny. she learned to respect herself more and Women in Sports Day has evolved For more information about Na- and gained respect from her peers. into a day on which recognition is tional Girls and Women in Sports "Sports helped women to have the given to the positive influences, past Day try the web site at: http:// Todd Martin/staff photographer confidence and encouragement to fo- and present achievements and www.lifetimetv.com/WoSport or on The Warriors' Justin Treptow (on ground with ball) looks for a WSU teammate cus on other areas of life that aren't struggles for equality among women America Online at keyword: WSF. to dish the ball after a diving recovery. He finished the game with 17 points contributing to the winning necessarily expected from them," athletes. cause. Lockwood said. Winonan

Wednesday, February 5, 1997 Page 9 Dean continued from page 4 The groundhog wakes from it's slumber to see it's shadow silently She dreams of sleeping through Worried about slipping away. Is it time? Is it here? Or months of Minnesota winter morn- will winter win over the day? ings, moaning and groaning and dron- It's just a tease, this warmth in the ing as they so often do. She dreams of air. There is no hope in what the sun green and glitter and gold and the brings. So keep on your coats and smell of crisp morning dew. She pregnancy? your mittens and sweaters. Forget all longs to sleep through the crusty chill this talk of robins and weather. Be- of the air and the promise of a prema- cause in this state winter is king. Pes- ture thawing. But there's nothing to simists looking for spring. do, but bite her top lip to keep herself from falling. 8 Birthright

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Winonan Front Page Wednesday, February 5, 1997 Page10 NOW Pupil Profile... PHIL GROSCH NSA THIS. WSU Radio Personality Exposed If you have spent any time listening to local radio you surely have heard this name, Phil Grosch. His energetic and dynamic personality has graced the air waves in Winona since he moved her Wednesday, Feb. 5 from La Crosse in 1993. He was dubbed Chief Announcer at KQAL in that same year and went on to win three consecutive "Best On-Air Personality" awards in the years that followed. Last summer - Alice Cooper is 49 he interned at Chicago radio station Q101, the third largest alternative station in the United States. Recently, he was hired by 105.5 ""The Buzz" to appeal to La Crosse's younger listeners, and sc far the response has been phenomenal. For Phil Grosch, the future seems boundless. On a bitterly cold, blustery winter night recently, I sat down with Phil to try and understand this man, always quicl - Party of Five is on! with a smile, and maybe, just maybe, capture some of the celebrated Grosch energy in print. Will someone tape it for me? Front Page: You have gained quite a reputation in the Winona area as well as in La Crosse of late asTHE source of information when it comes to the band "Phish". You have brought us radio programs such as "Chalkdust Torture" and "Friday Night Phish Fry". So, being an affiando of the group, do you think their drunk alot?

PHIL: No, defiantly not. I think their more into higher states of conscienceness Thursday, Feb. 6 -Tom Brokaw is 57 Front Page: OK, well, when I hear their music, they seem quite drunk to me, as if they are unaware that they're playing hour long guitar solos, among other abominations. But anyway, back tc >Spring Pre Registra- the point, are you drunk right now? tion starts PHIL: Nope, but for a Monday I'm feeling pretty good.

Front Page: You recently left KQAL to be a full time DJ at —The Buzz". Is the name "The Buzz" called that because the DJ's there are buzzing on Colt Friday, Feb. 7 45 or perhaps a different fine malt beverage? >1st day of National Phil: No, I don't drink at work because my Grandma listens to me in La Crosse and besides me there's only Croz that works there and he's too busy doing Kraut and Frankfurter the weather on Ch. 19. week - Garth Brooks is 35 Front Page: 3.2 beer, why Phil?

Phil: 3.2 beer is a rip off and I'll tell you why. I was at Midtown Foods and I bought what I thought was regular rock'n'roll beer and when I got to the superbowl party I was so mad that it was this crazy 3.2 beer that I fed it to the hostess's poodle. Saturday, Feb. 8 -"Good Times" TV Pre- Front Page: Only in Minnesota, man. Say, did you know that Keystone Ice has a 5.2% alcohol content. For being a relatively cheap beer, it packs quite miere Anniver- punch, wouldn't you say? sary(1974) Phil: I would say yes. Just looking at the icy blue cans makes me want to fly through the Rockies. Look at 'em. They're SO ICY BLUE! -Gary Coleman is 29! >FRONT OF TRUCK @ Front Page: Do you think it's dangerous when bartenders set fire to shots and give Rascals 9 pm them to customers? The return of Milwaukee's Phil: Yes, I'm surprised there aren't more facial fires. audio dynamos. La Crosse's Spitfires open. Truly a sight Front Page: Me too, Phil. Besides martini's, what else do you enjoy olives with? to behold. If you miss this you better be dead, or in jail, Phil: I Don't eat olives, but I'd imagine that an olive casserole would be good. and if your in jail ,you better BREAK OUT! Front Page: Do you call it a beer bong or a funnel?

Phil: Eric, there's a big difference between a bong and a funnel. I mean seriously, c' mon !?! Phil Grosch, shown here wearing a cigarette Sunday, Feb. 9 costume at a Halloween party, brings good -National Pancake cheer to any occasion. Week begins Front Page: One last question for you, Phil.Were you drunk when you answered that question in the Winonan a few weeks ago? -Joe Pesci is 54 today Because you seemed like it. 7-77,,5 7"-7 - &a. Phil: Ah...I don't know. That's a good question. • Monday, Feb. 10 4 Front Page: Thanks Phil.This has truely been an honor and good luck in your future. -Melrose Place is on! tPhrhoiluagnhd inKtG9erpr5e'stivDeJ Kyle Guderian spread the magic of radic Ooo, that Michael Phil: The pleasures been mine. dance. makes me so mad! Catch Phil Grosch's radio show 7pm till midnight on 105.5 "The Buzz".

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