1"4«k msu Career Fair 92'

JDYStery solved page2

easts for pear­ arlng lovers page 10

musical sport page 13

t night page 13 . TN R H.. -OPO NENT Strand Union Ballrooms were full of activity Thursday as MSU students met with potential employers. Over 100 corporations sent recruiters to talk to students who were interested in post-graduation employment. . egents get raise, enrollment gets cut gents vote for pay raise Downsizing is here have supported raises al this time." Regent KenniL Schwancke of Missoula defended the raises, saying thal Montana's universities tagged behind by Chris Junghans red Freedman cenain peer institutions, such as the University of Norlh Exponent staff writer ~nt news writer Dakota, in their pay of dean-level and above employees. He also noted that those employees have the highest turnover rate within the Montana University System (MUS). Raising admission standards would be the fairest way of administer­ oard ofRegents recently gave itself and high-level He emphasized that deans are pan of that system, as well. ing a Board of Regents' plan to cul 10.49 percent of Montana State's y employees a 3 1(2 percent raise. The Regents This was not the first Lime that Farmer had differences enrollment over the next four years. elena on July 30-31 and gave themselves and all with the Board of Regents. That's what MSU President Mike Malone told the Exponent about s Dean-level and above a pay increase. The raise ''The Board of Regents has no checks and balances the tentative plan 10 cut enrollment at Montana colleges by nearly 4,000 verage increase of 3 1(2 percent, with 1(2 percent whatsoever. They answer Lo no one in no situation," students. The cuts would mean a loss of almost 1,000 full-time students ward guaranteed equity and lhe other 3 percent Farmer said, "The only way to remove a regent is if the at MSU, leaving enrollment at 8,500. Dt_ward~ the subjective category known as "merit". Regents themselves vote to do so. The governor, the The Board adopted the plan Sept. IS, Malone said, in an effort to IS year of budgetary dilemma, with services and LegislaLUre, the people ... no one can remove a regent but comply with one of the recommendations of a recent study by the being cut, lhe idea of a raise for any employees themselves." governor's commission on higher education. The study points out that ~many students at the meeting. Jodie Farmer, Farmer also noted that since the Regents answer to no Montana's university system is behind its peer institutions when it r•lof ASMSU and member of Montana Associated one, when lhe Legislature cul $4.7 million from the Uni­ comes to spending per student. :s (MAS), an organization comprised of the 11 versity System's budget, which included $840,000 from Malone said MSU spent SS,098 per student in 199 l, compared with -body presidents of the universities, colleges and MSU, during the special session in July, it could only S6,479 spent at other colleges of the same size in the Northwest. . schools in Montana, was one of those sLUdents. recommend to lhe Regents what should be cut. The "We can get that figure in line in two ways," Malone said. "The 1993 ) formally opposed the raises, which did not include Regents could disregard this advice if they chose, and the Montana Legislature can spend more, or each pan of the university led or classified employees. Although the opposi­ State Legislature would be unable to do anything about it. system has to be down-sized." is strongly voiced, "obviously the Regents did not Farmer praised President Mike Matone and the MSU Since the commission's study was released, however, Montana's Farmer said. administration for their tough budgeting decisions, ''They university system has been denied much of the budget increase prom­ 1SU itself had no official position at the time be­ made a very good-faith effort LO stay away from cutting ised to it during the 1991 session of the Montana Legislature. The state's student consensus could not be obtained. Farmer student services and instruction." budget shortfalls appear to threaten or at least make more difficult the •''.My impression is that with all the tuition increases The Regents themselves noted during the meeting of vtces that have been decreased ASMSU would not See more on "Downsizing," page 8 See more on "Regents," page 6 2 • Friday, September 18, 1992 • ASMSU Exp

Telling the truth--Jesus style Bush's new congre Quayle encourages party line vo

WASH! GTON (AP) - Remember the pnmaf) elecuons today and the -...ov gridlock Congress? Forget iL lions. President Bush now says 11 1s certain 10 be But changing faces doc~n·1 mean c supptanLCd by a new-look Congress he could parties. Republicans no'' hold only 1 work with in a second term, even if the Demo­ ·BS House seats. The Democrats' Sen· crats remain in solid control. as they almost gin is 57 to 43. certainly wilt. Bush nO\\ 1s empha:·izmg the W:l)S Besides, Bush said, 1f he can '1 get his agenda work with, or around, another Democra through the House and Senate he'll go around gress if he must. He sait.I he '' ould get t them to get things done. "ith the ne\\ membcL :ind tell them: "With a new Congress. I think we'll have "Look. vou and I ha\e been hstcnin something entire!} d1rfercnt than the gridlocked same ·ong: the 'an1c Am..:nean peopl Congress that I've been facing," Bu-;h said. \\ant the kind ot changes I've outlined. explaining how he'd push his repackaged eco­ let's get together. la) :is1de partisansh nomic program, Agenda for Amencan Renewal. let's in the first IOOdaysenactth1 · ne'' :i the new centerpiece of his re-elecuon campaign. That .ounds a lot hke his 1989 sum But Congress has bren blocking Bush eco­ congressional Democrat.!· to a nC\\ erJ o nomic proposals for mo t of the past four }Car.>. usansh1p. ·'The Amenl-an people a\\ ait a That raises the q uesuon of how he'd get new ones he said in his inaugurJI address. "The} passed in the next four, given the prospect that send us here to bicker. Thq a.sk us to ris his re-elecuon would extend di;·1dcd govern­ the merely parusan."' ment. He recalled that iruugural .1ddrcss at With one party in control at the White House publican auonal Comenuon· '"l e\ll'n and the other in charge of Congress, impasse has hand to the Democrauc leaders and L become a habit. That means compromise or, iL" often, the inaction of political gridlock. The difference, he s;iy,, 1s that next U "I think we must end the divided govern­ U) to work \\ith congr~ ·sional ne\\CO ment," Vice PresidentDanQuaylcsaidearlierin stead or le:iders. Ofcourse he won't be'' the campaign season. suggesung in a tc!evis1on "1the1therunless he's re-clectcd,an

anniYcrsary reunion during commencemenL This fall G helping to coordmalc the reunion of an athleuc tcJm that by Ed Hodukavich here fifty years ago, and the 75th annivcrsal') reunio Exponent staff writer fratemlly. The Foundation also provides alumni with a am1osphel'\' to' 1·it when they return to \tontanJ State "People tend to hJ\'ea connccuon ''1th a smaller organ than the universit} as a whole.'" Groseth said. Pan ol hc1 A marriage of convenience has resulted in the new building to figure out 1-.hat smaller componcnLs of the uni,crsll) :i being constructed at the comer of Eleventh and Lincoln, across mg alum \\Ould feel most loyal 10 in helpmg plan a rcun from the fieldhouse. The mamage 1s between the Alumni The \IS U Found:nion 's purpose 1s onl~ pcnpherall} rel Foundation and the MSU Foundation, two related organizJuons thJt of the Alumni Foundation. WherL the Alumni Ft un LhJt have onl} one big d1rfcl'\'nce: the: former is a department of pro\'idcs service .md support . th<' ~1Sl Found.ltlon :llten MSU and the lauer is a pnvatc non-profit organizauon. rJise rund' for \lont.ana Stak Even the name suggests this marnage. The Foundauon Clifton! Shipp l~xame Lhl' c'ecUtl\e dtre.tor or the Alumni Center will replace the Huffman building at the: COml'r or Founda11on m April. Prior to that hl' \\as DeJn of Ai Seventh and Kagy as the home for these two organ11:.1Lions. II ,\rchitecture at ~k nL:llla Stat<'. The Found;iuon Alumni should be ready for occupation by late , ovember or e~1rl) butldmg 1\as pl;inned long hctort• he ll'Ok ht, current po< December. "Fun'llra1stng 1s like markeung. You h3\C to h:.11e,m .uu "We arc two separate organi1auons, but we work very closely producttosc!L 7md \'OU ha'e to he 'old on 1t 1nursclf," Ship together," said Jaynee Orange Groscth, dtrector of the Alumni The ~ISL Foundauon 's onl; re~1son toc\1st he pomtctl 01 Foundation. Th>R-­ m.1se money to meet the university s nl'<'lb and require The Alumni Foundauon 1s part of Montana State. Its purpose COnStrUCbOn continues on the new Foundation Alumni Center. The Foundauon 1s a ta.\-e,empt organ1 .won h.1t 1s com1 ts to help graduates stay in contact with their almJ mater, to separate from the universtl)- encourage students, and to help graduates find JObs. The Foun­ ··Evcrything \\e do m terms ol e'\tramural funding h:b t dation helps orchestrate a 40th and a 25th anniversary reunion every year dunng the Homecoming celcbrauon, and a 50th cc more on "\I) strf) ," J ASMSU Exponent • Friday, September 18, 1992 • 3

University Christian Fellowship: We at the Out of the ordinary. .Exponent Dear Editor, tters to the editor ofthe I came ro MSU as a transfer student in the fall of 1989. At that time I didn't know anyone in the appreciate onent will onl! be pub· whole state of Montana, let alone Bozeman. But within a short period of time I found a group of d if ALL the Tollowing people who quickly became good friends. itions are met by the or(s). My roommate at that time happened to invite me to a social activity sponsored by the University your Christian Fellowship (he wasn't a member). I thought to myself, "I'm not sure about the group, Letters must be typed le spaced, or sobmftted but at least there will be some free food." but when I got there, I found normal, friendly, fun­ 112 inch Macintosh disk. loving people-nor a bunch of stuck-up Bible thumpers. They actually seemed to care, to care letters to ers must be addressed e editor. about me. I soon developed some friends in the group, and they shared with me the love of a tters must be limited to man named Jesus. Then He changed my life. I now have a totally different view on life and the words. the editor. Letten must contain the importance of things like love. And I didn' t sacrifice my sanity to do it. wing lnformation about So if your looking for a change of pace, some fun, some fellowship, some worship, or maybe a uthor(s); ame{s) life changing experience, you are welcome to attend the next meeting of University Christian Feel free ddress(one} Fellowship. We usually meet Wednesday nights at 7:30 in SUB 275 (Wednesday, September h~ne(s) 23, we will be in Ballroom C). 3JOr(S) to tell us ear in school (both). Craig Adams, UCF President Letters MUST bear the atures or all authors. .-~~~--::=~~~~~--::;::;;::===~ . whatyou uthor,(s) must procure a staff/student I.D. upon ittal of letters. Letters must be presented I think. he autbor(s) mperson at . nent office, Room 305 n Union. 1 eadlines for Tuesday are Please y at S p.m., vice-versa. OTE: o letters mailed will be keep ted UNLESS; hey are endorsing a can­ te for public office; hey are approved by the those or. II letters will be edited for cards and th, libel, grammar and ~ Editorial decisions are l. letters • Jamt& Hutd\ens.EXPONENT c 0 ming. Nora Fox, a chemistry/biology major, practices her English horn for the MSU Chamber Orchestra and the Bozeman Symphony

Editor Ad Sales Jody Holzworth Alex Major. Je.IfWogoman, Managing Editor Nikki Shields. Andy WUcox Gerry Schultz Staff Photographers Sales Manager James Hutches. Bill Devine John BUderback Ad Layout uslness Manager DanBUyeu. Tim Lewis Malt Hathaway, News Editor Tanya Slovak Julie Flaming Layout Features Editor Brigilte Schultz. Stacey Hewitt Trevor Nelson Sports Editor Formatters Darin Burl Jennifer Denning. Photo Editor Nat Cundy Tina R. Haines Typesetter Layout Manager James Bourque Mary Kysar Classified Manager inistrative Aides Laurie Skipworth Kathy Blanksma. Classified Layout KodiFisher Jaine Naylor Owenhouse ~ tCEHardware Se.....,. and,, .... •'"'-:::• l879 3e E; MNN •~TOWN 002£MAN • 587•&401 ~noN ~~~~~~~~ ...- ll ~~ 4 • Friday, September 18, 1992 • ASMSU fa

Which 50%?

by Fred Freedman

Syndicated colwnnist

What do you do if you are half Democrat and half Republican? Who the hell do you vote for? The choices are certainly limited and bleak, but, as MTV has been heard to say this year, you gotta CHOOSE OR LOSE! For myself this usually means trouble. You sec, I believe that our environment is the continued existence of our species and that corporate greed is destroying it (and, by extension, our future) so they can have a big pany for today and the hell with the future. That's the Democrat in me. On the other hand, I feel as least as strongly about the citizens unimpeded right to bear arms as a deterrent to possible government tyranny and the fact that throwing tax money at problems not only doesn't make them go away, but usually enlarges them. Nobody can look at the present welfare system or big-city projects objectively and say that those expensive, well intention programs were anything but dismal failures. That's the Republican in me. So what do I do? Whoever wins the election is going to leave me 50% pissed off. How can I choose successfully with these conflicting beliefs (at least relative to pany lines) rattling around my skull? The first thing I try to do is look at the candidates behind the massive scripting and bull-sh-t flying around. This is not an easy thing as in the last 20 years or so we scarcely know anything about the men because the powerofthe press has been weakened to the point where it can no longer tell us anything but vague semi-truthful echoes about an incumbent or contender. Just watch the steady stream of scripted sound bites on the nightly news and you'll see what I mean. Non-issues and image Trying to gaze beyond the bull-sh-t usually involves watching some boring thing on C-SPAN so you can hear background conversation between the unscripted person and their unscripted followers (or who­ "purity of the race." We as a society have grown ever they happen to be chatting with while the cameras are still rolling). these obviously irrational and bigoted expre~ This is an inaccurate method, I admit, but it i what you have to do today opinion in the public schools. however. the Rep to try and maybe catch something which might reveal that person's true by Randy Kosted Pany thinks that their own religious and mora character. can be indiscnminatel> applied to all of us. My results on viewing Dan Quayle were predictable, as you might Exponent opinion writer these days thi party 1s gomg to figure out that imagine. After taping a radio show with conservative host Rush political platform on what arc essential privat Lembaugh, Quayle talked at him for five minutes straight while Rush and denying the civil rights of any 'gmcnt listened attentively and saying not a single solitary word. In addition, Unable to posnivcly address the issues of environ­ American populauon pu hes a lot of people Quayle's remarl:s were almost absolutely similar to his speeches. Where ment. economy or 1he role of the United States in the buttons" and loses more voters than 11 gams. do the scripts end and the person begin? I don't J..now, maybe the person world the Bush campaign has instead decided to run The creauon of the non-issue concernu never begins. another unfocu cd, vague campaign which rcltcs on Cltnton 's dealtngs '' nh the Selccuvc Scrnct I have no information of this type on George Bush, and so I imagme images rather l11an reality. Another tactic which was Willie Honon of 1992. The idea t:>chind this pa he ga_vc speci fie instructions to shut the cameras down after his prepared very . ucccs ful for George Bush durmg the 1988 cam­ tacLic. is that tf you fabnc:ue the issue and man: rcmarics or to not let them get close enough to hear what he is saying (I paign and is makmg a comeback this year is of auackmg your 0'' n end then your opponent cannOI ade t11e oppos1uon on fabnca 1ed non-issues. The current respond. the issue ts totall) withm your O\\n 1 have seen both things happen) It would seem to be a rcasonabie move auacks cen1eron Bill Clm1on's avoidance of the m1lnarv privacy-wise, but it makes it so that we, the public, sec 11otl11ng. The Rcpubl11.:ans have mastered 1he non-1:sue t draft in 1969 and the perception that his explanallons of the 001111 th:n people get so conru ed about 1 absolutely nothing of George Bush that is unscripted or unprepared. t11cse charge· have been inconsistent. This um\ 11lmg­ issue. that the) grab on to the onh 1hmg '' h1cl Think about it! ncss 10 talk to the American people about the things clear; the non-issue. Clinton, on the other hand, spoke for a few minutes with rcponcrs after \\hid1 really mauer 10 them onl) highlights the bank­ \Vhether Bill Clinton '' illfulh :\\"oided the his press conference with the cameras rolling and I was very impressed ruptC) of the current admm1stration. not 111 1969 ha:; no t:>car111g on his Jb1ltt) to per His rcmarics were thoughtful as he spoke about ho'A- he wanted the "Fam11 y Values" is 1hc current \'aguery e 'pounded b) President of the l)nited States m 1992 As f.ir as Amen can people LO have some unrestricted access to him a· President in 1he Republican Party. I amsttll no1 e\actly sure what this I \\CIUld be more impressed \\ ith the man tf ways such as his MTV appearance ortclevised town meetings. He also means. 11 has been e\plaincd 10 me 1ha1 "famtl} values" \\tllrull) avoided the draft 1111969. It \\Ould :I spoke about removing the facade which has grown around the presi­ 1s all abou1 Lhe effec1 on soc1cl) of pro1cc1111g ga) sand t11a1 he had the charac1n 10 stand up for'' h.11 he t dency in the last twelve years. and he even cmpathi1cd \\ ith George lesbians under 1hc Ct\. II Rights Act. Forc\ample. 1f this 111 no matter hm' unpopular or da111.1gmg to ht• Bush, saying he understood how a person could get so out of touch being pro1cc11011 \\Cf\' cxpltctll) ex1ended to homosexuals the poll1tcal career 11 mav ha\e been. TI1l' fact thl surrounded by advisors and yes-men all day. publtc school systems would no longer be able 10 say tha1 find a way out of avo1d1ng paruc1pa11on m the So I'm thinking, here isa real difference between the iv.omen. Would homose\ual acllvtly 1s wrong but could0nly say 1ha1 this polt1tcal and m1htaf) m1s1at.e UlbC\>untn has r George Bush ever stand up in front of a bunch of our generation and is an altemauvc hfcs1ylc So who appointed the schools this century g" cs him a 101 of cred1b11t1y as .1 po answer questions whose content he didn '1 know prior? No wav! At the 10 be the guardian of public morals? I thought .. ram ii) What else do poh1tc1;1ns do but \\Ork the S) present time is there any way that you or I could call up a network and values" meant 1ha1 l11e family decided what'' as nght or achieve desired rc.su1ts·1 ounds 1t.e Btll Clm ask George Bush a tough question we made up ourselves? No way' wrong no11hc government or schools or anyone else. A got this act down. So I figure if I'm going to be 50% pissed off with whoever wins. it family 1s wha1ever ilS members define 11 a and tf t111s The real issue · of tins campaign should might just as well be the 50% that gives me and you and all of us whom means one mother m the home or two mothers m the stagnant world econom). the degrada11on 01 tr we call Americans, but to whom Mr> Bush has been heard to referas "the home or two fathers m the home then n i sull a fam1lv. ronment and how the U1111cd States should res mob", a chance to ask an off-the-wall question. Because the cloak of Seventy years ago it was tllcgal 10 leach l11e theOl) or the fragmcmauon of fom1er empires and the v evolu11on in public schools. This was an auempt 10 thi disin1egra11on brings on. Howe, er. as Ion secrecy and slick PR that has surrounded the presidency for the last protect the"Clm Lian values"ofthe studems at 1ha1 ume. twelve years, combined with the public's (that us) uncaring attitude Republtcan Parly uses the tacucs of non-1ss1 Fifty years ago ti was still oka) to say in school that imagery neither part) will be able to address th toward suspicious and criminal acts by people in high places. might African-Americans were infenor to their Whtie Ameri­ 1 sues because the> arc too caught up m ch.1.r, seduce lesser men to commit tyrannies. And that's why we all need can counterparts. This was an aucmpt to pro1ec1 Lhc counter-charges. access to guns. ASMSU Exponent • Friday, September 18, 1992 • S ~ounding Board emocratic point of view The Republican viewpoint s1.a11dard is established, Japanese companies hire ten new engineers,while American com­ ample- asbestos. The federal government panies hire ten new lawyers. The solution to By Shane Coleman has amassed many agencies to inspect old this problem also is to get government out of buildings for it and stop its manufacture. College Republicans the s1.a11dard-selling business for all but the Asbestos is dangerous, but one's chances of most basic safety s1.a11dards, and get govern­ dying from asbestos are three Limes slimmer ·ngeconomicrecession,environmentalcon­ ment to provide the economic incentive for The Republican party maintains a strong than of geuing struck by lightning. eoften seen asa luxury. Scientists say that American industries to create more environ­ commitment 10 the environment and 10 the Because the environment is responsible g environmental concerns now may result mentally-benign products. A tax on pollutants people who live in it. If our environment is for life as we know and enjoy it, people will er future econom ie and social costs. On the would do this. destroyed, life is destroyed-it's that simple. naturally take care of iL We don't need to e, tllis seems paradoxical The resolution is Taxes levied to cause industries to absorb We do not, however, succom b 10 every radical stop agriculture as many radical environmen­ : Create a system of environmental gover­ environmental costs were recently imple­ doomsday prediction of what may or may not tal groups have demanded. Ranchers, for m which environmentally-benign indus­ mented in France and Germany. The U.S. will be harmful to the ~nvironmenL We also example, realize that overgrazing their pas­ d products have an economic edge. continue to fall behind on the international believe that the best keepers of the environ­ tures and polluting their streams will endan­ w?" you may ask suspiciously. market unless we also encourages innovation ment arc the same farmers, ranchers, sports­ ger their own livelihood. ery sinlple solution is discussed in Sen. Al in manufacturing processes and products. Our men and businessmen that have managed it On a more positive note, the Bush admin­ book, Earth in the Balance. If federal government must do all it can to encourage succe~sfu_lly for tw~ centuries. The best way istration has endorsed those environmental nmental policy included a fine system only environmental innovation while simulta­ 10 mamtarn our envtronmcnt is through capi­ policies that should come through the federal ure tllat industries meet minimum safety neously staying out of the way of progress. talistic, free market solutions. government. Bush has increased the EPA ds lo protect tile public health of tile local This tax would do this. With every new year comes a veritable opera ling budget by 54 percent over the 1989 Olly and tllen focused primarily on a tax Revenues from this tax could also be used to plethora of new "hazards" to the environment. budget. He approved the Environmental Edu­ on pollutants released into tile environ­ invest in research on pre-competitive, generic Recently envtronmcntalists lobbied to remove cation Act of 1990. He tripled funding 10 the basic safety of local communities technologies critical 10 the economic develop­ Alar, a chemical spray, from apples. Data clean up government fac1htics. The hst of be ensured while all environmentally-ben­ ment of the nation. This federal reform would shows that over a 70-ycar period, as many as accomplishments continues ad infinnum. innovation would be rewarded witll higher also boost Amencan competitiveness m tech­ 4.2 people per million could die from the The Republican party supports the envi­ . This reform, technically referred to as tile nological research. subsl.allce. As a result of their lobbying ef­ ronment out of human necessity. We believe alization of environmental costs," would The interests of the environmental and the forts, government agencies have intervened m people and families first, and I certainly economic incentive for tile development of economy do not have to conflict as they have keeping Alar off the market. Granted, no on~ don't want to tell a family of four that tile) mentally- progressive products. Each in­ traditionally. Gore outlines this and many wants 4.2 people per million to die over a 70- won't eat dinner tonight because Daddy lost could pursue as the technology and market other reforms m his book. Now 1s the lime for yearperiod, but we must be reasonable. Many his job. Republicans support reasonable en­ c to that industry dictated, rather tllan as change and to make a difference! Read his more people will die in au1oacc1dcnts driving vironmental laws. We realize that America is mental dictated. book, get informed, and VOTE! Thmgs don't 10 the store to buy apples. simply not one big wildlife refuge, nor 1s it a e observed that when a new environmental have lo be done the same old way anymore! Let's take another more well-known ex- zoo.

Writers' Workshop at the Exponent, SUB Room 305 Tuesday, September 15, 5:30 p.m. I staff writers please try to attend. Other interested riters are welcome.

, "II Rock the Vote Rock the Vote an­ nounces Voter Registra­ Birkenstock: In the dorm, classroom or tion Info Line - 1-800- just hanging out, it's a classic look. 962-VOTE 1•11 s ., ....w • ~ 10)1 No matter where you are, the Original Sat-Sun Not registered to vote? Contoured Footbed supports and At Call us now ... before it's 2:00, 4:20 to late. cradles you~ feet. 6:50, 7:10 We'll send you a free Birkenstock. Voter Registration Packet The shape WNING ACJllEVEAIFNf with everything you need~ AAIASTERPIECE . - Details abut register­ Aj/Ja ofiuJJ'-t r1-i1""""'" . .."'.._.,VlHW ing to vote where you live. - Addresses of places fM.MiR'&Ut-.1 you can register in your ""*-~w•.,.•••Mn ..,...,....,K# ~JilY)W****" ..-.u...... _..._ llMD own neighborhood JW'Tgj,(1JIOl1EOF199lr - A copy of the official ~,,,. ,,..., &i.UV. »W mail-in registration form if your stare permits mad registration. ==-=---- Your vote is your Schnee's 121 West Main Downtown Bouman• 587-0981 voice - use it Mon-Fri 8-8 •Sat 9-6 •Sun 11-5 Vote loud November 3 - 6 • Friday, September 18, 1992 • ASMSU Exponent Calendar IRS explains audit In an ongoing public educauon effort, The Internal "Regents" _ ___, FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER I 8 Revenue Service offers the following explanations of the WILLI-AN EVENING OF WILDERNESS AND SPIRIT audit process. Willson Auditorium The IRS conducts an audit 10 verify the accuracy of Headwaters Group of the Sierra Club Presents the Life of income, exempuons, or deductions. from page 1 Everest Climber Willi Unsoeld. Most tax returns are selected for audit by an IRS July 31 that freezing the salaries of Dean-level· Admission is SS for general public and SI for ages 14 computer program that scores returns for the probability above employees would only result in a saving• and under. of errors. Other methods of selection include screening Sl30,000 in a Universit) System Budget of m claims for refund of previously paid laxes and matching than S200 million. SATVRDA Y. SEPTEMBER 19 information documents issued for income. such as wages The only regent to argue scnousl~ against HY ALITE LAKE DAY HIKE, HY ALITE CANYON REC. paid and dividends and interest ea_med. . . raise was Regent Travis Belcher. the Student AREA While some audiL~ do result in increased tax liability, gent from U of M. He s:rnl that .::ve~onc sho ASMSU Outdoor Recreation many cases arc closed without change. and sometimes an share m the budgetar) sa..:nliccs made this ye Cost 1s SS Reg1stn1uon ended Thursday, Sept 17 audit results in a Lax refund. The IRS also makes aspceial pointing out the sacrifices that the students h: Contact ASMSU Outdoor Rec. at 994-3621. effort not to keep :rnd1ting the same people over and ov.::r made because of the shrink mg budgets. BOZEMAN SYMPHONY: "A SALlfTE TO AMERICAN on the same issue. "It is not fiscally responsible for the state Le COJ\.1POSERS" Only about one percent of all returns filed arc audited lmure 10 conunually allocate millions of doll Willson Auditorium each year. Some audits arc done at the iaxpayer's place the Universil) System when the) have vel') Ii SS for adults and SS for students. of business, others at an IRS office, and many more oversight as 10 how the money 1s spent, " F through the mail. Increasingly, the IRS is looking for said, "There appears to be a need for ma1or adm MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 21 ways 10 help people get their return done right in the ftrsl 1strative resLructuring, and it is the hope of M STUDENT RECITAL place. that something be done this year so that students. Reynolds Recital Hall If you disagree with the results of an audit, you always not punished during the next legislauvc scssio Admission is free. For more info. coniact the Music Dept at have the right LO appeal. If you are interested in learning One MSU official, speaking on condition 994-3S6l. more about the examination process, you can order the anonymity, was more candid. ENTRIES OPEN TODAY FOR INTRAMURAL FOOTBALL free IRS publication SS6, ExaminaLion of Returns, Ap­ "While they (the Regents and high-level e 202 Shroyer Gym peal Rights, and Claims for Refund, by calling toll-free 1- ployees) are getting a raise someone should cc Play begins Sept. 30. For info. contact Intramural office at 800-829-3676. sider the possibility of putting the Universny S: 994-SOOO. tern backunderthesta1eLeg1sla1ure. That is a lo ENTRIES OPEN TODAY FOR INTRAMURAL CO-ED term cut!" SOCCER 202 Shroyer Gym Play begins SepL 30. For info. contact Intramural office at 994-SOOO. Attention! TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 22 Interested in writing? IMPACT OF LIVER FLUKE, FASCIOLA HEPA TICA, S.T.E.P.S.-- INFECTION ON Studcnts Towards Enhancing Prevenuon and Safety­ Call the Exponent, 994- GGT, PCV, ALBUMIN, AND PERFORMANCE OF BOVINE -arc closing applicauons for the five supend staff IN positions on Friday, Sept.18 al S p.m. 2611, and speak to an STOCKER AND FEEDLOT OPERATIONS. Apply now while you still can. Hu1dekoper Library, Marsh Laboratof) Applications are available in the ASMSU offic.::. II editor. Sara E. Marley, Postdoctoral Fellow, Vetcnnary Molecular For more information please call 994-5800. Biology, MSU . ~~~~

This calender 1s sponsored by Conference Services and the Exponent. Deliver all announcements 10 be printed, free ol charge, 10 Room 280F SUB. THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY. AnJ thev're both repre­ r sented b, the ns1gnia vou \Year as a member ot th~ Arm\ ~urse Corp::;. The "-aJuceus on the left means \'OU 're part ofa health care svstem m \\'hich educational and career aJvancement are the rule, not the exception. The gold bar on the nght means you command respect as an Army officer. If vou 'n: earn- ing a B 1, write: Army 1ur::;e Opportunities, P.O. Box 3219, \\'armmster, PA 18974-9845. Or call toll fn:-e: 1- 00-U A-AR ~1Y, e;o...t. 43". Advancing at the speed of sound ARMY NURSE CORPS. BE ALL YOU CAN BE:

• I STUDENT DISCOUNTS BOZEMAN CONTACT ... ' ;:' Special Coupon ~ with MSU I.D. LENS CENTER ' 587-8333 ]CV *PIONEER * LINEAR POWER * HIFONJCS • Glosses • Optical Supplies $95 : $95 • Exams • Wide Selection of Frames I BLUES *ADVENT* r.4.RGA * M&-M • Contact Lenses • Full-service Optometrist Soft Dally Wear I Glosses POCk0$1 • Brand Name & Perscrlptlon Sunglasses I Contacts I (frames and Lenu * BEL DETECTORS I I 1KRAIG D. KUNTZ, O.D.J KRAIG D. KUNTZ. O. KRAIG D. KUNTZ, 0.0. I 815 w. Coaege I 815 w. CoUege Main Mall Bozeman, MT* (406) 586-7587 815 W. College I (Cose to Com~) I (Cose to Caml)lt (Close to Campus) I I ______.....__ _ - - - - _ _J_ ------ASMSU Exponent • Fr iday, September 18, 1992 • 7 on 't become an AIDS victim SEDS launches ontana is not immune new semester -Do not have sex with a known intravenous drug user. by Jason Holt -Do not use illegal intravenous drugs. lf you do, Exponent news writer always use a clean needle (bleaching is not always enough.) Are you interested in stargazing, building radio telescopes, sending balloons Contrary to local belief, Montana is nol immune to Where homosexual and bisexual men were once the into Lhe stratosphere, or just outer space in general? If you are, Montana State t of AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency). Since most predominate social group reporting case of AIDS, has an organization for you. The MSU chapter of SEDS, Students for the 5, 380 positive testings of HIV, the virus that causes the heterosexual community is at jusL as great a risk of Exploration and Development of Space, is gearing up for a new semester and S, have been reponed to the Montana Department contracting HIV. Lesbian women must also realize thal looking for new members. ealth Services. Of the positive tests, 130 occurred they can infect and be infected. The fledgling organization began last spring. So far their major activity has ween July 1991 and July 1992. Over seventy Another important step in slowing the spread of been Lhe research of a radio telescope. With donated material, iL would be ent of these infected were between the ages of 20 AIDS and HIV is for sexually active individuals (hav­ possible for the group to build a radio telescope for as little as fifty dollars. The 39. With these figures in mind, AIDS awareness on ing one or more sex partner per year) Lo seek regular telescope could then be used by many MSU astronomy classes. pus becomes vitally important in the prevention of testing for the virus. Symptoms can take up Lo ten years The weekly SEDS meetings are part functional and part social. After the disease. to become visible, and sometimes do not show up umil business ponion of the meeting is over, there is usually an audio-visual Ingorance, fear and myths regardjng AIDS threaten late stages of the diseases where no treatment may be offering-a documentary about the 1976 Viking expedition to Mars, for ective prevention. AIDS cannot be contracted available. Testing should occur between six Lo eight example. ough casual social contacL Bathroom, toilets seats, weeks afLeran unsafeencoumer, with follow-up testing In addition to continuing Lhe radio telescope enterprise, SEDS is considering zing, coughing, shaking hands, hugging and eating every six months. taking part in a "balloon monitoring project" A hundred-foot-long, helium nsils do not carry or transmit the virus. Casual The disease is fatal, but early diagnosis is invalu­ filled balloon, which SEDS advisor Dr. Bill Hiscock describes as being "like a ual imercourseand intravenous drug use will spread able. Early treatment has been shown to slow the big sandwich bag," could be used to carry a six Ly pound payload Lo altitudes as virus. While abstinence is still the only fail proof effects and complications of Lhe disease. Testing high as 120,000 feet. Since Lhe apparatus would be "above the majority of the thod of protection, other steps can be taken: prevents unimentionally infecting a sexual panner. In atmosphere," it could be used Lo conduct many experiments such as infra-red the case ofa woman intending to get pregnant, a regular astronomy or ozone monitoring. Prevent contact with any bodily fluids such a AIDS Lest is necessary Lo ensure that the child will not SEDS National was founded by students at MlT and PrinceLOn in the early en, vaginal fluids , or blood. be infected by the mother. '80's. The organization has grown Lo thirty-five chapters in high schools and Responsible and conscientious persons will learn lO universities nation-wide, and the Montana Stale chapter is considering offi­ Always use a condom, dental dam, or finger cap say and hear"no". cially becoming number LhirLy-six. · g vaginal, anal or oral sex. In this age of AIDS and sexually transmitted dis­ Students interested in SEDS should attend the officer-election meeting on eases, nol a single person can gamble on unsafe sex and Wednesday, Scpl. 23, in room 221 of AJM Johnson Hall at 4 p.m. "Last year, -Spermicide such as noxoxynol-9 has been shown drug use. Women as well as men should feel comfort­ we had a wide variety of majors," said current SEDS presidem, Sascha elp reduce the spread of the disease. able carrying condoms. Being prepared for sex guaran­ Ruegamer, listing the examples of mechanical engineering, physics, geology, tees "the moment" will not be blown by a quick run to computer science, biology, and electrical engineering. The meetings are open the store. Today regret may cost a life. to graduates and undergraduates alike, regardless of major.

S:Kls AN.n::, PoLEs Exclusive to BOB WARD'S THIJETIC Fo , TWEAR FORTE' II ---- Double lens with FOG- X One of the finest, most versatile 20 - 50.% OFF REG. $27. so SALE $17. 99 WITH FEW EXCEPTIONS K2 skis ever-- The K2 SL RACE NIKE A SICS ECLIPSE ----- Double lens with FOG- X SUGG. $550.00 SALE $ 299. 99 GREAT FRAME SHAPE REEBOK NEW BALANCE 0 9 One group K2 ski poles TURNTEC CONVERSE REG. $33~ SALE $21? SUGG. RETAIL TO $48.oo 9 EXTREME PMT -- Large double lens with Our regular to $29? EAR FOG -X and PMT vents NOW $14.99 Excellent powder performance TEAM APPAREL NBA, NFL REG. $48.00 SALE $29?9 MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL 20% off -All other goggles at least 20 % off - Large group of name brand ski wear 50 % off D AY .:PACKS ~ SOREL &liA;CROSSE Men's and Women's underwear JAN SPORT OUT DOOR PRODUCTS Men's $79?9 Polypro $ 7. 99 KELTY THE NORTH FACE 99 Women's $79?9 Confo therm $ 7. 30% off 8 • Friday, September 18, 1992 • ASMSL Exponent

Physics Seminar "Mystery'_'__ from page 2 Editor's Not instruct.ion, research and crealivity, and public service," Shipp said. Recent solar work at Lockheed At this time the MSU Foundation's main focus is on its Second We would like to apologi:e an error in the Friday. Sept. Friday, Sept. 18, 1992. 4:10 pm, 108 Reid Hall Century campaign. The goal of the campaign is to raise S5 million in unrestncted funds. About 80 percent of donations at this time are issue. In the article "Dovouh The observational study of a star near enough to resolve details of its a problem with eating?'' the c atmosphere can be a very exciting and rewarding area for research. res.trict~; the donors giv~ mon~y to specific projects as opposed to the umvc~11y as a w~le . Shipp pointed out that the university needs just as rect phone number for Presen ~ work at Lockheed emp~asizes Lime lapse observations at high much in unrestncted funds for less specific projects such as extra Overeaters Anommous cont reso~ u uon of the sun's corona m soft x-rays and very high resolution scholarships or necessary physical equipment. He hopes that one result is 585-8481 . We are sorry 1 studies of .the photosphere and chromosphere in the visible. The x-ray any inconvenience dataarebeing taken by theJapan/US/UKsatcllitecallcd YOH KOH which of the Second Century campaign will be the new engincenng/physical was launched just over a year ago. The observalions at visible wave­ science building complex. ~oth Shipp and Groset? arc looking forward 10 moving their organ1- Please note. Final deadli lengths are fror:n ground based observatories in the Canary Islands. for submission of public servi The Lalk will present some of the broad problems addressed by zauons into the Foundauon Alumni Center. The Huffman building, where they are now located, is a former laboratory that is small and lacks announcements is Tuesdm a con.temporary solar research and reasons why this is an especially exciting pm for the Fridm· edition a penod for solar physics. Vtdeos of the x-ray sun and the visible solar windows. "The building here 1 simply not conducive to the type of fundra1sing Fridi.1y at 5 pm fo-r the Tuesd atmosphere will be shown to illustrate the lecture. paper. Late submlssiom }\ Hosted by Bill Hiscock, the seminar will feature speaker Loren W. that 1s gong to be necessary for us 10 engage in for the next five year ... Shipp said. not be published. Acton ofLockheed Palo Alto Research Laboratory. Refreshments will be --the news cdu served in the Physics Lobby at 3:45 p.m. The construcuon of the Foundauon Alumni Center 1s being tunded entirely by private donations. Shipp pointed out. -

"D . . " fron1 pa I' R I :"\ C I I' I. ES t1/ S 0 U :" D R ET I R E .\1 E :"\ T I :'\ \ ' EST I :" G owns1z1ng - Board's effort to 1mpr0\c the quahL) or higher education in \1ont:ma. . \la lone said the ne:-.t Legisla1urc . "h1ch \\ill meet Jan. 3. 1993, v. 111 f lat in \1SVs budget. :>.1aloncsa1d rather than l.lke his v.ord font.he \\CJ lcgislauvc auditors to e:-.amme :>.ISL opcrauons. "I'm sure an audit v.ould find that \ISVs :idmm1strau'c cosL~ co favorably tO 11.S peer lnSlllUtions," he said. \!alone noted that al ltS S~ meeting the Board approved his consohdauon 0 1 four \!SL ' ice prcs1d three. "We have improved administrative dlic1enc) at \ISL \!alone ·;;11 adde~ that further steps "O!Jld be taken, c1ung a po:s1bk consohda \!SU s department ol athlcucs. !\.1alonc warned that in order to function cffic1cmh and meet 1 obligauons. MSU needs a minimum of9.200 full-time studenL,. He sa1 1 the last ten years the university h:ls a'cragcd about 9.500 students. . "_If we s.t.an !O fall belo"' that," he said, "we begin to Jos.-: mone\. insutuuon 1s built and financed for 9.500 10 10.000 foll-ume :tudenL,:r Malone also e:-.prcsscd philosoph1c:il rcscnations about an) plan t enrollment at Montana colleges, even one based on higher admission dards. "I believe in keeping the door open to highereducation." he Silld . .. And what Montanans expect. "I do~'t th.ink we want any more students lcanng the state (Lo attend state un1vers1ues)." Malone suppons a plan which would help avoid cutting enrollmem plan would raise tuition for out-of-state students 10 match the uni~t 300 system's actual cost of educating them. "Out-of-state st~dents ar?. within a few percentage points of paying the /CO cost of thei.r educauon now, Malone said, adding that MSU has about '.!O .)0 percent ofout-of-state students. "Even with that increase, tuition would L pretty reasonable compared to other states." -Oc;t z.7r Though MSU has no1 yet begun to implement the Board's cnrolln cutun~ plan al this time, Malone said 1SU academic departments arc cum prep~ng long-range planning documents v.hich would help to manag1 IRONICALLY, THE TIME TO START admin1strauon ofsuch a plan. He aid that planning 1s primanly for interna at '.';1SU. and was not undertaken as a result of the Board's action. Th~. dcpartmen~ arc engaged m a self-study of their trcngths and " SAVING FOR RETIREMENT IS WHEN IT LOOKS nesscs, ~!alone s:ud, adding that the departmental studi~ should be , plc.~cd by the Board of Regc~l.! · ne>..L meeting al the end of October. LIKE YOU CAN LEAST AFFORD IT. The m~cung will be in Missoula around the ume of the Cats-Gril' gai Malone said. Hcsa1d the Board could make thedcc1·ion to begin 1mplcmcr: us plan LO cut enrollments but that 11 "ould probably "ait unul th ... J an't afford to save for retirement? Even if you re not counting che years to Lc~1slaturc convenes. In any case. 1' !alone said the meeting should pro'e 1 C The truth is, you can't afford not to. retirement. ,·ou can count on TIAA-CREF an important one. Not when you realize that your retirement to help you build the future you deserve­ "Fur IS ltkcly to Oy ," he s:ud. can last 20. to :l<> years or ~ore. You 'II want with flexible retirement and tax-deferred to lin! at least as comfortabh then as \·ou annuity plans. a diverse portfolio of im·est­ do now. And that takes plan~ing . • ment choices. and a record of personal Che~s tourneys 13,v starting to sa' e now, you can take ser\'ice that span~ ; :l years. UNursing adYantage of tax-deferral and give your Q,er a million people in education and coming up mone.\ time to compound and grow research put TIAA-CREF at the top of Three Chess Tournaments will be held in Consider this: set aside just $100 each their list for retirement planning. \Vhy not students: month beginning at age 30 and vou can join them'.> Bo1eman on the \\CCkend of Sept. 19-20. S1" of ~lontana' stop players" ill meet over both All nursing student! accumulate over $192,539'" by ;he time Call today and learn ho" simple it is days in the Montana Closed Charnp1onsh1p you reach age 65. But wait ten years and to build a secure tomorro" when you forthe !Ille ofstate champion. Twootheronc­ are in'lo·ited to the you'll have to budget $227each month have time and TIAA-CREF worki.ng on day tournaments are open to anyone. On Montana Student to reach the same goal. your side. Saturday the Bobcat Quads Tournament will h:ivc players grouped in fours according 10 Nurses Association St.rt pr.,.,.;"6 Y""r fat.re.. C oll 11Ur B 11roUt11ntt Hot fou: I BOO 842-2888_ level and skill. The Bobcat Acuon Open picnic Monday. Tournament will be held on Sunda). The ~pt 21at5:30 PM. Ensuring the future tournament will be held in room 275 of the for those who shape it.... SUB. at Sherrick Hall. These tournaments arc sponsored b) the Free! Family Montana Chess A. ociation and the Univer­ sity Chess Club. Entry fees for the one-da) invited. See you events arc SS in advance or SJO at the door. tbere! For more informa1ion, call 586-4479. ASMSU Exponent • Friday, September 18, 1992 • 9

ative American wins Fellowship Award Amencancumculum 1s"really lacking in mainstream schools" been a big help, Juneau said. Juneau takes an active part in all in non-Native areas. As a part of her professional experience, three. Last year she was the vice president of MSU's chapter Juneau visited Bozeman Senior High School, where she was of the American Indian Club, and received the Phyllis Berger By Marla Severson surprised by the lack ofawareness concerning Native culture. Award for leadership m the club. xponent staff writer Many students at the sophomore level could not name This summer Juneau spent seven weeks on a 1eaching­ Montana's seven reservations and their respective tribes, relatcd project as part of the Fellowship. During this time she worked closely with Dottie Susag, a teacher from Simms, Montana, to compile a bibliography of works wriuen for, by and about Blackfeet Indians. ecently Denise Juneau received quite an incentive Lo pursue her The bibliography was compiled in part so that other teachers of teaching. Juneau was chosen last spring as one of25 students and researchers could draw from 11. Juneau also spent two c nation to receive the Rockefeller Brothers Fellowship Award, weeks instructing Browning students, using "Fool's Crow," a his awarded annually Lo outs!Anding minority college juniors in novel about Blackfeet Indians in the 1870's, as her focus. To Arts and Sciences who are planning to enter the teaching compile her project she spent some ume talking with her elders ession. about tradiuonal storytelling, about the Blackfeet Tribal Coun­ e Fellowships were created LO increase the number of minority cil and about contemporary issues. Besides working on the hers and to build a network of support between them, Juneau project, Juneau also attended summer school at the University amcd. During the final selection process, Juneau and the other of Montana. icants we re encouraged to interact with and learn from each other In addiuon to the required summer pro1ec1. which is aided graduate students and teachers, many of them representing by Fellowship stipends of up to 52,500. the program prondes rent mmornies. Fellows with opponuniucs to pursue their interests during eau IS now a senior majoring in English teaching, with minors their senior year through research or volunteer teaching. Upon story and Native American studies. She will graduate this spring, entering graduate school, Fellows receive a yearly stipend of she completes a semester of student teaching. Ideally, Juneau S6,000. Id like to return to teach in her hometown of Browning, Montana. Each Fellow chooses a mentor from the insutuuons teach­ belongs Lo the Blackfeet tribe and grew up on the reservation. ing staff to aid with the summer project and act as an advisor neau plans to teach at the high school level, and is leaning more throughout the Fellow's senior year. Juneau chose English ds her chosen field, history. professor Sharon Beehler, because she had taken several r as long as Juneau can remember, she has been interested in classes from Beehler, who is also head of the English teaching hing. Her parents have always been involved with education, program. Beehler traveled to Washington D.C. with Juneau u said. Her father has acted as athletic director and is now the for a conference with the Fellows and later to Browning to Denise Juneau Bill 01vln11EXPONENT principal of Browning High School, while her mother directs a supervise Juneau in the classroom. Juneau feels the two have in-school program for at-risk students. Her brother will also be "worked well together" and managed to learn from each other uaung from MSU this spring with a degree in architecture. in the process. pending on where she is placed after finishing graduate school, which, she adds, are a "big part of Montana's population." Ifanyone would like more informauon concerning applica­ u would love to incorporate Indian education into her teaching. "We are the minority in Montana as far as numbers are tion and eligibility for the Rockefeller Brothers Fellowship y curricula are based so much on western thought," she said. concerned," she said. Award, contact the Assistant Dean of Lcuers and Sciences, is disagrees with Juncau 's belief that students should diversify Programs like the Native American minor, Native Ameri­ Adele Piuendreigh. education. She expresses her disappointment that a Native can Awareness Week and the American Indian Club have ef Leppard adrenalizes Billings battling the last couple years to overcome his problem to no avail. He lost the struggle and died, due to an overdose of alcohol one nighL Elliott looked up Lo the ceiling and put his arm out saying "God Bless you Steve." Drummer Rick Allen has also had his share of mishaps in the past years, losing his arm in a tragic accident. This Stacey Hewitt misfortune has not taken away from his energy level or performance. The band had a special drum set built to help nent Features Editor him continue to be a part of the band. Allen showed tremen­ dous amounts ofenergy and agility banging on the drums W1th full force. He had a special revolving platform in the middle of the stage. 00 fans flock to Metra

"Women" was also performed. death and the loss of a hmb dido 't stop Def Lcppard from Other songs from the album "Hysteria" such as" Armaged­ ng on spectacular concert in Billings Wednesday night. don It," "Animal," and "Rocket" were performed using sound ef Lcppard set the mood by starting out the evening by effects and the echoing voices of past president Ronald Reagan. ping out from the middle of the stage, performing 'Let's Get The songs revolved around the impending threat or nuclear war keel." Purple and green lasers shot out into the darkness, loommg throughout the world. mmaung the screaming fans. That isn' 1to say that Def Leppard dido' 1display their lighter 'cw songs from the album "Adrenalize" were played, such as side. Classic songs from the "Pyromania" album such as "Fool in'" 11 Down," "Make Love Like a Man," "Have you ever and "Rock of Ages" sent the audience singing and dancing along ed Someone So Bad," and "White Lightening," when the Def Leppard is the first band to pioneer the concert in the e was turned into a fiery display of blinding lights. round. Instead or the trad1uonal stage where the audience only special highlight of the evening was the rendition of a Def surrounds three sides, the stage 1s in the middle of the masses. pard classic "Bringing on the Heartache," which was per­ Concert goers on all sides get to view the band as they frolic about The new Def Leppard guitarist, from Belfast, Ireland, was ed using ~coustic guitars, giving the song a haunung and the stage. introduced. He awed the crowd with his screaming guitar utiful sound Joe Elliou, the long-haired lead singer, had a quiet moment solos, which he played while lying down on his back. on gs that made Def Lcppard famous and splashed their videos when he talked about the problems the band had been facing. The band came back for an encore, performing the song ver MTV were performed with maximum energy. Members "We've been away from America for four long years," he said. "Love Bites" and ending with a spectacular performance of e audience gave a hint to what they wanted 10 hear when a big "And that's four years too long." "Photogmph." Elliott was the last of the band 10 disappear of sugar 11.as Lhro11. n upon the stage, thus propelling the classic Elliott said a few words about deceased gu1tans1 and close under the smok~ stage. parll~~ with the words 'Don't forget ur Somc Sugar on Mc." An ode to rock star's favoritesubJCCt, friend Stephen Maynard Clark. Clark, an alcoholic, had been us. and we won l forget you. -·· ,.._ ... ~_ ...... -..~...... ~. 10 · Friday, September 18, 1992 • ASMSU Exponent

A simple autumnal feast _____~

peel and dice them and steam until they'resoft. Puree your squash in a food processor or blender with a hke amount of milk, or a By Peg Lamphier combination of cream and chicken broth. I like the lauer comb1- Exponent Food columnist nauon, for it seems to give a depth of flavor that milk alone can not. Warm the soup and season with salt, pepper, nutmeg, cinnamon. and maybe some saffron or curry depending upon personal whim. This soup is so easy that even a culinary retard could prepare it, and fabulous enough to impress even the most Jaded palate. The other day my sweetheart brought me a box of pears. They The resulting soup 1s perfect for a bnsk Sunday afternoon were a mellow gold color, bursung plump and had that strange spent lolling around the house\\ ith the one you love. Served with combmauon of velvet smoothness and grainy texture that perfect a crisp french bread, this meal becomes a perfect prelude to a pears always have. Best of all they smelled quintessentially of fall. lovely dish of poached pears. (Nice segue, huh?) Peel three or They exuded autumn in the same way that piles of fallen leaves look more pears, leaving on the stems for a cute touch. Meanwhile like fall and squash tastes of fall. simmer one-half to two-thirds bottle of red or white wine with a Unfortunately, squash has a bad name among a great portion of cup of sugar, and some nutmeg and cinnamon in a middle sized the populauon. The great contemporary philosopher, George sauce pan. Julia Child prefers red wme, while I recommend Carlin, contends that the very name of the vegetable, SQUAAASH, drinking the rest of the bottle while cooking. A glass of wine or makes it too audibly repulsive to be edible. Many do not cat ital all, two always makes ume spent in the kitchen so much more while some eat it only when 1t is disguised by overwhelming exc1t1ng. Anyway ... sit the pears m the liquid sand simmer for amounts of brown sugar-a repulsive tradition at best. Ltke any about ten minutes. Let the pear.; cool in the syrup for at least food nem, if treated with respect the oft-mistreated squash may twenty minutes. aspll'e to the most elegant tables. Poached pears are good served chilled, but I hke them best Squash ex ists in a myriad of colors and shapes, from small served warm with some of the syrup dm.zlcd over frcnch vanilla glossy, green acorns to the gigantic pale Hubbards, with types in ice cream. Like the soup, this dessert 1s splendidly easy, and yet between as varied as spaghetti squash and pumpkins. In the fall, a elegant in its s1mplieny. Fall food should be as simple as summer plethora of these beauties make thelf appearance in local markeL~. food, just more substanual. All of these squashes have in common the fact that, with the Food, like clothes. have their seasons. The season of steamed obvious exception of Spaghetti squash, they make the most lovely baby vegetables and light salads has nearly gone, 'tis the season soups. of substantial soups and warm dessens. Things change, and its Take, for example, one small pumpkin or a couple of acorns, a good thing that they do.good forcuhnary ventures and good for those with lovers bearing pears.

ASMSU CONCERTS AND KGLT PRESENT HOi POLLOi IN CONCERT TONIGHT! 9:30 PM SOB BARN $5.00 MSU STUDENT W/ID $6.00 GENERAL PUBLIC TICKETS WILL BE SOLD AT THE DOOR ASMSU Exponent • Friday, September 18, 1992 • 11

· sco comes to Bozeman soul, and have some quality, sweaty fast fun to boot. nothing. You don't have 10 know about the presidential elections SS Sylvia Flynn and Dan the Man Who in all of purgatory are these people anyway? Well, pul I out 10 listen LO it. Maybe how LO have a macho boo boo, ora macaroni their 1991 seven inch and look at their pictures. (Okay we 're going voodoo (sec seven inch). If their 72' Chevy Impala makes it, you clockwise ... ) Pat Phlegm is thespritclyboton thcgu1tarrightatthe can catch an interview with The Banned on KGLT Saturday top (with the pseudo-afro). Charlie Beaton, with the swanky crew around 2:00. cut, kinda sings with sort ofa falsetto bellow. Mike V anacek is into This guy, Kevin, the man who put this show together (you L do you do when something like the young Dead rap and metal, he plays a crazed bass, so girls, now 's your chance should all schmoo7c him after the show with eternal gratitude for n come back Lo haunt you late in your still adolescent 10 get yourself a rock star sweetheart. Abe Ramone is their brand bringing such a cultural extravaganza 10 town) went to high school hat do you do when the boys of a frenzied, twisted, back spanking new cL um mer (not in the seven mch picture collage) and with Charlie and Pat. band grabs you by the teeth and shakes your booty from he too is single. The other two men arc m prison. "I think their music is great punk without all the pohucal B.S " the comer mart? What do you do when the thing that docs With that out of the way, we can now get on down to the music said Kevm about the band. "I mean whining complaining alway~ ·ou lives only a few hours away from you? You get them Lhang. The four song, seven mch was recorded live in November about the president and never drinking beer." When asked what show. In a cabin. In a park. In their underwear. Of m 1990. And I hate 10 say this, but even their recorded material he meant by beer, Kcvm beamed, and said, "Schmidt." what would you do if Elvis came back? rocks. In the four years of The Banned' s existence, they have Local favorites. K, arc billed LO open for The Banned. ~ow as · ula's The Banned, a squirrelly bunch oftwenty-esque spawned two casscucs along with the seven inch. Another seven you all should know. m1cns1Ly and guitar guts arc the very core of have been roped into doing show tomorrow night at inch with six glorious new tunes 1s in the mid cons!Iucuon, and this band. For new folks to the area, nothing from where you came Park Center. It's a shindig with the local talent of K, expected out this fall. from 1s as kool as K. They arc legends in the Gal laun Valley. and ·n Fringe, and V.B.G. Hey. it's all ages, so bring your Live, they interact with the audience like inbreeds at a family have groupies as far as Billmgs. Rasputin Fringe and V B.G. will m siblings and teach them how LO mosh. picnic. Word has gouen out in the north west Lhat this hard core fulfill all your oral fixauons. , for those of you who have not experienced this Missoula band has mastered the art and anti-an of performance. Forget the Remember, this 1s gomg down tomorrow night, September 19 ena, your life has probably been a miserable succession Chili Peppers, forget Garth Brooks, these boys aren't corporate Showstar1sa18:00p.m.and should run well into the night. Tickets bung holes. No need Lo despair, with these shake a fodder. They don't even have a music video. They don wigs, arc only S3 (hey, do your math, that 1s four bands, w'1ich works out punk boys m town, you are sure to liberate your fetid dresses and candy for the audience as live gimmicks. It will be a LO be about Sl.33 per band, that 1s cheap. lncludt.. free swcatl. night of endless dirty guitar, shrill and shanky vocals, words about o You Want VISA & MasterCard Credit Cards? ------~--~------STUDENT SERVICES.BOX 17924.PLANTATION,FL 33318 Now you can have two of the most recognized and accepted credit caros In the lWrid ... VtsaflJ and MastcrCardS YES! I want VISAS/MASTERCARD~ Credit credit cards..:ln your name: EVEN IF YOU ARE NEW IN Cards. Enclosed find$ 5 which Is 100% refundahle If not CREDIT or HAVE BEEN 1URJ-lED DOWN BEF'ORE! approvro lmmedlatel}'. vtSAe and MastcrCarde the credit cards you dese~ and need for- ID-BOOKS-DEPARTMENT SfORES-TIJITION-ENTERTAINM ENT­ NAME - EMERGEOCY CASH-TJCKETS-RESTAURANTS­ . HOTELS-MOTELS-GAS-CAR RENTALS-­ ADDRESS - REPAIRS-AND TO BUJID YOUR CREDIT RATING! CrIY STATE-ZIP ___ PHONE -----S.S.#------­ No credit SIGNATURE------No security dePOsit! N01l:: Ma.slerOud Is a reg\Sleml tndenartt d MaslcrOonl lnlll:matloral. •~ Visa la a n:glslerul tradcmatti ol \/!St. USA. Inc. and VISA lntrnallonal Scrvlaes A5saclallon. 100119 QUARANTE~DI Final Analysis Directed by Phil Joanou Starring Richard Gere and Kim Basinger

psychological thriller stars Richard Gere as a prominent area psychiatrist who becomes entangled in a web of ction, deceit and murder when he meets two enigmatic who engage him in the ultimate mind game.

The Babe Directed by Arthur Hiller Starring John Goodman and Kelly Mcgillis

film depicts the life of the legendary Babe Ruth. This erful performance by Goodman gives the true biogra­ of The Babe. The film shows how one mans life may in the field

...... , ...... --- 12 • Friday, September 18, 1992 • ASMSU Exponent · The screen scene Happenings

Benefit for grizzly mauling vktirn A benefit for a locaJ Bozeman iwm:in who \\·as seriously inj a grizzly bear whilehikmgin Yellowstone Pa.IX, will be beld Sunda by far the most intr1gumg character in this casL A blind 20th at the Springhill Pavillion. The Hooligan~, f.:>tic communi1 Security Agency framed Pete Rose. The lesson given b} Kingsley is one of hope andicar that man with nature and is based on the :;pt.'->c.hes of Willt Unsoelc In constant argument with Mother 1s Don Creese, "informauon runs the world, not weapons." And with popular mountaineer who funned pan of the first American Expco cxcepuonally well-played by Sydney Poitier. Creese was this in mind, Sneakers will show you a bit of the real to scale Mount Everest and whose talks on mountain c.hmbing gav< a CIA agent for 22 years before he was mysteriously world horror that could happen 1f all the mformation in wide spread renown. This highly theatrical and musical C'ient wh1 forced to retire, but he lends his expertise as an agent in the world 1s run by one person. brought by ThcSiecraClub and the Montana Repertory Theater, will nearly every facet of the Sneaker's business. This is one movie that 1s worth S5. It's an entcrtam­ place tonight at 8 p.m. at the Wilson Auditorium. Tickets ca River Phoenix plays Carl, a 19-ycl!f-old who got mto mcnt mvestmcnt, that won't be wasted. purchased at the door for S5.00. a little trouble a few years bad. by breaking into his Coming Soon : Last of the Mahicans (Daniel Day school's computer and changing his grades. Lewis). 1492 (Gerard Dcpardieu, Sigourney Weaver), However, Whistler, played by Michael Straitham, 1s and Mr. Baseball (Tom Selleck).

AMSU Turn in team ' INTRAMURALS rosters to 202 Shroyer M.S.U. STUDEN11 $1 0 forfeit fee/ team required For more info call 994-5000 See Yellowstone al its BEST in the Fall! No Crou "'SlANLEY H. KAPIAN • Off Season Rates! • ! Take Kaplan OrTakc\0urCh,11llcS CITY CENTER MOTEL Adjacent to restaurant and lounge. 3 bloLk GUARANTEED Upcoming Activity: Entry Deadline: from Yellows lone! City Center Motel BOZEMAN LIVE CLASS FOR 1. Touch Football Sept.28 214 Madison Ave. DECEMBER TEST! 2. Co-Ed Soccer Sept.28 CALL (800) 723-PRfY West Yellowstone,MT 59 7th & Mendenhall Bozeman 586 - 8127 l Open 7 Days A Week ] I L -=- ~~ - ¢.99 Specials Include: 1) Terrific Tuesday All Movies Just $. 99 Rent Tuesday, Return Thursday 2) Late Night Show All Rentals $.99 last hour of business. FREE MEMBERSHIP Over 7,000 Movies to choose from ., . IUIUS ASMSU Exponent • Friday, September 18, 1992 • 13

Marching band: The sport Spirit of the West marches on at MSU

by Gerry Shultz Exponent managing ed!Lor

"Spirit ol the West" marching hand gather, from the tar rnrncrs of the country one v.cck prior to fall semester to he liansformed into a lean , mC3n, marching machine. ,\1an:hing Band at MSL ha.-; been a 1Iad1uon since 1906. then 1..nov. n as the Bobcat Band Evan Dav1es. th1rd ye;irband member from Western' die, \ie\\ York, had no idea what to expect in his rir.;t experience w11h a marching band ran tree "After the rirst marching pracucc. I reallied that marching band is a sport." Davies said. The "Sprint of the West" practices six hours ca<.:h \\CCk during school and performs at all home football games, the homernming parade and the Cal/Gn1 9tu De~ huH El pon~nt game when it's played in Missoula. osier (left) and John tatk {right) will fmally come to blows in Montana State's Brick "It takes physical stamina and co- n Fieldhouse in tonight's boxing extravaganza .. ordination to march and pla) music. You either look like you're dancing asa ballerina or you look like a druni..: "In marching at Hardcc's al two in the morning ster, Lark come out punching after the bars arc closed." Davies con­ band, everyone tinued. "In most sports you1ust run around the rield. But in marching band, you plays. There are run around the rield and play an in­ MAIN EVENT strument." Bryan Wolfe, second year no bench IBF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP band member said. Orlando Canizales (Larado, TX) 32-1-1, 25 KO's PhysicaJ superionty is how march­ warmers, like in · ing bell for Todd Foster and Jobn Lark Samuel Duran (Manila. Philippines) 35-7-1, 13 KOs ing band gets linked LO sports. two Clays prior to .fight night. · "In marching band, everyone plays fighters came out lhrowing jabs - of the vabal CO-FEATURE BOUT all of the time. There arc no bench other sports such Wednesday afternoon's pre..fighl press confer~ USBA NW REGION CHAMPIONSHlP wanncrs, like in other sports such as Todd " Kid" Foster (Houston, TX) 25-1, 22 KOs basketball, football and baseball." as basketball, comet we have John "'The Shade" Lark froro John "The Shark" Lark (Gary, IN) 19-4, 9 KOs Davies said. · with a record of 19-4 with 9 knockouts. As in all sports, marching band has happy because all of the hometown people are 8 ROUND JR. WELTERWEIGHT BOUT its disadvantages. football and come out tbeceandsee him {Fostet)and cheer for Marty Jakubowski (Whiting, IN) 29·0, 5 KOs "One disadvantage is playing in baseball." when hegetst)eat it'sgoing !O be beautiful, man, Tim Brooks (lnd1anapolis, IN) 18-8, 8 KOs cold weather. Last year I touched my g to be great," Lark said. "He's a \lery good lips to my mouthpiece and they fro1c f mine, but this is. nothing personal. ll's all SIX ROU:'om LIGHTWEIGHT BOUT to it. 1 lost a layer of skin on my top and we're going~ get it on," Buck Smith (Oklahoma City, Okla) 115-2- 1, 82 KOs lip pulling the mouthpiece off my - Evan Davies in this wmer, with a recoro of 25-1 and 22 Felix "The Cat" Dubray (Omaha. NE) 32-13-2, 16 KOs mouth." Davies said. , from Great Falls, stands Todd "Kid" Foster. it FOUR RO UND WELTERWEIGHT BOUT In 1990, music ma1or Kurt Sand, had one of his ribs broken in a playful act really going to get on wilh Lark," said Foster, of dogpilc. U.S. Olympian, who now trains in Houston, TX. Clayton Williams (Sacramento, CA) 1-0 cd a little bit together so we know what each Bobby Peru (Hugo, Okla) 1-1 Davies recalls how in 1990, dunng the Bobcats vs. Northern Arizona game. bout, butl think this time "The Shark" has bit off tt was sunny right before half-time and when half-lime was over, there was three re than he can chew." FOUR ROU:\D CRUISERWEIGHT BOUT inches of snow on the field and on the marching band. Shane "Kid Thunder" Sutch ff (Nan1mo Ray. R.C.) 2 0 The "Sptrtt of the West" suffers from a lack of aud ience excttement and Mike Smith (Omaha, NE) I 2 more on "Fight," page 16 more on "Band," page 15 beat gridders go for second straight win at home

17-52, and one to Northern Colorado, 0-27. Mesa plays in a state where its instate rivals arc ranked in the top-20 nationally in Division II competition. The Bobcats have met up with the Mavericks twice previously, beating them 30- 14 in 1984 and in l 988 by a score of 41-7, making their match-up tomorrow the rubber game of a three game series. onta!l'l State football team will attempt to win their Fighting Sporting only four seniors offensively, Mesa State has aver­ ~ m a row when they host Mesa State College of aged only 55 yards rushing and I 16 yards passing, while wming lion, Colorado, tomorrow at I :05 p.m. in Sales Sta- the ball over seven times in their first two games. The Bobcat offense, onthc other hand, has averaged 40 yards rushing and 114 ts sent Stephen F. Austin University back to the wann passing, but has turned the ballover only once this year. as last week suffering from a I 3-6 Bobcat victory. Bobcats MSU senior fullback Jeremy Wicht leads the Bobcat running ead <;oac~ Cliff Hysell definately had reason to smile drive of the second half, I thought playe.d really well. But overall , game with 37 yards on 22 carries for an average of 1.7 yards per ust wm wuh the Bobcats. 1 thought they played really hard." carry with one touchdown. Junior tailback Dell Moore leads the we really showe.d some improvement," Hysell said. To win their second straight game, the Cats must beat a team that .nse, excpet for the last drive of the first halfand the Iirst has lost two straight, one to Big Sky Conference leader Idaho State more on "Bobcats" page 14 14 • Friday, September 18, 1992 • ASMSU Exponent Hunting down ATVs ''Bobcats''-- rrom page 13 Mavericks with 49 yards on 25 carries. MSU's Chad Mayer, fresh out of Bozeman High School, has passed for 190 yards with one touchdown pass to Rob Tesch, while Mesa's Jake Hunters set sights on new of Logue, a sophomore, has passed for213 yards with two touchdowns at441 percent. Mayer continued to grow into his new shoes as the Bobcat starung quarterback. road regulations for ATV us "I got a little more confident as I went along," srud Mayer. "(SFAU) blitzed a lot because they thought they could confuse me. We did a pretty The future of off-highway travel in the Gravelly range is people have largely ignored the prohib1uon good job picking it up." on the line, according to Mark Petroni. Petroni's is asking country travel in theGravellys. Folks get way d Hysell had good words for Mayer too. people who dnve all-terrain vehicles (ATV's) and motor­ someplace and then just charge off cross-cou "I've said this before, but 1f I had to pick a freshman quanerback to go cycles to help ensure they'll remain m the Gravellys m the wide open temun, but all the ero: ·-country dri with it would be Chad Mayer," Hysell said. "He ran well when he had too, future. Petroni 1s the Forest Service's ranger for this part of the land with wheel tracks and puts a lot of un he threw it beuer, he showed some poise. I thought for his flfSt collegestan the Beaverhead Nauonal Forest, in Madison County, south pressure on the elk," he said. Chad did a good Job." of Virginia Cny. Last week against SFAU, Mayer controlled the ball for 13 of the last 19 "When we put our proposal out for public minutes, engineering two touchdowns, while Tesch caught passes for 136 Tne Gr:ivelly Range 1s a popular hunung arC

ticket r------If everyone recycled this much of their dally paper we'd save 9,000 SGT. trees a year. ROCK L------

n n9'S11!1 MEN'S 111 ~ llU.ll~ BASKEIB Workouts! (7~G would hkc to. rcqutc.'s·t c.m~idal~ 10 ~~ca':>?':>tud!t mt. Great ~ :. the 1Q92-93 ~asonDutic'=' to include: game/pr.'ctkc stJ Great workouts don't have to cost great money!. .. HELP! I:::( drills as..-;1st m equipment managt.'ment, etc . \V(' al~ nl't..'l Join this fall and save on a great deal!!! S t / md1\'ldual to assist m practice and g~me \'idt.'O duties. It 1 :Contact Coach Doug Moran by calling 994-2399 or stop Bnck Breeden Feild house 1cn s Basketball oftke for dct,\ Take advantage of this great oppornmity and get in shape with the greatest fitness eqwpment, facilities and instructors that money can buy.

As a matter of fact ...if you call us today, we will give you one Great Workout absolutely FREE!!!

000-0000 Join NO\\ And Pay 50% OFF Ini tiatrion Fee

Join Now And Save This offer expires Noo.15, 1992. ASMSU Exponent • Friday, September 18, 1992 • 15

d member Kelly Gordon and instructor Elizabeth Heitman practice their flag routine. The color guard adds choreographic pricision to the Spirit of the West's show. from page 13

·on. "It's a disappointment that no one watches the half­ don 'Lall eauogether at Christmas." Davies said. "We work hard Instrumental music majors are required LO march for two years, atthegames. All ittakesisafew minutes of their time." hard together, we have disagreements, but in the end we're still but most members have non-music related majors and want LO "d. friends and we stand up for each other." continue their involvement in music. Marching band is open LO e some of the negative aspects of marching band, every­ In 1990 "Spirit of the West" played in the Kingdome for ABC everyone attending class at MSU. It's wonh one credit and an band generally has a good time. Monday Night Football. In 1991, they travelled Lo Calgary, easy "A" if you show up and give 100 pcrcenL No exams, quizzes a.ke a lot of friends early in your school career, that you Alberta for a Canadian Football League play-off game. or term papers! wouldn't if you weren't involved in any organiza­ "Spirit of the West" is funded by Men's athletics, Bobcat ThemoLO for 1991 was "It's the most fun you can have standing olfe said. Booster Club and the music department. up." Anyone interested can check iL out next year by contacting hing band is like one big happy family, except that we This year the band and color guard total sixty-eight members. the music depanment at 994-3561.

When the Bobcats score in the 4th Quarter, YOU score at i 0 0

McDonald's! 0 0 0

c 0 0 0 1<1'Wlol."'°'" After the game, bring your ticket stub "' to McDonald's for a free hamburger )C "" with any purchase.

Two Bozeman Locations Mane Attraction Universal Sports & Courts -587-7355 16 • Friday, September 18, 1992 • ASMSU Exponent ''Fight"______from page

Foster and Lark have met before in the ring: Lark was fielclhousc 's Worthington Arena. . Also on the six card event will be an !BF bantamv. e1g Foster's sparing pann_er prior to his only profess1o~al los~ 10 utle fight between defending champion Orlando Caniz Jimmy Pauls in Atlanuc City last February. ~~. taki;s so~: of " .. this time the shark has the credit for that loss, saying that he was be_mg too tough on Samuel Duran. . Canizales, considered by the top box mg.pubhcauo "The Kid" and it eventually lead 10 hiseJecUon from the Fos1cr bit off more than he can "pound-for-pound" one of the top- I~ fighters m the worl cam~ . • going for his tenth tille defense which would break th "John hurt Todd in the gym and Todd's people d1dn I want John around after that," said a member of Team Lark. chew." bantamweight record. _ Lark is confident that he will walk away from Montana - Todd Foster Canizales, with a record of 32-1-1 and 2:> KOs. has State's Brick Breeden Fieldhouse tonight with the USBA since 1986. Northwest Region tille. Duran, with a record of 35-7-1 with 13 KOs, is th Foster's camp has other ideas. Reid said that Foster's loss to Pauls had nothing to do Lark, but Philippines Bantamweight Champ1?n. T~e 24-year ol "We definitely have an advantage, because Todd Foster is not the fact that he had moved up to the wcllcrweightclass for ~c fight. has put together a string of 14 straight v1ctones and the same fighter as when he sparred with (Lark)," said Foster's " Because of the frame of mmd Todd was m and the cond_won that defenses. trainer Jesse Reid. "I've watched films on (Lark) and hc'sgouc_n he was in he was a completely different fighter," Reid said. "You Tickets for the fight can be purchased at th_e Bobe to a point in his career where his is at a stand still. Todd is can'tcomparc that way and that's what we're here to prove- that all Office. Reserved seats areS25 with general adm1ss1on S l mentally and emotionally at a different stage than he was back the talk is just talk." . . students can buy reserved scats for SI 5 and general adm then." Words will be exchanged for gloves tonight at 8 p.m. m the SIO.

CEDRIC KUSHNER PRODUCTIONS, LTD. PRESENTS

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING

CO-MAIN EVENTS Just aJroction of our lime watdun ** For USBA Lightweight Title ** could help bring many happy n1; TODD "KID" FOSTER

(25-11 22 KO's) v.s. JOHN LARK

(20-41 14 KO's)

Just afractwn of ll"hat we spend di IBF World Bantamweight Champion can ht>/p pick up the tab for a \\'Orth 10th Title Defense by It takes so little to help so ORLANDO CANIZALES (32-1-1, 25 KO's) \ ltllion:. ot pt!\.'f'k 11a' d1d;X'J e-.tat>li'h cent of their mc-ome-. and 11' ~hour- of ' time P<'f ".-el.. a.' \men.:a \ 'tandard of 1 v.s. Get Ul\Ol\ed \\Ith thccau~ \OUc'a TODD "KID"FOSTER SAMMY DURAN (32-5-1, 14 KO's) ORLANDO CANIZALES .md !(l\C tl\C FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1992 7P.M BRICK BREEDEN FIELDHOUSE

CATCH THE EXCITEMENT OF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING! TICKETS: $25 (RESERVED) $15 (GENERAL ADMISSION) STUDENTS: $15 (RESERVED) $10 (GENERAL ADMISSION) AVAILABLE AT: Bobcat Ticket Office, Strand Union Building, Anthony's (Main Mall), the First Security Bank Walk-up Window and The Hideaway Lounge or call 994-CATS. ASMSU Exponent • Friday, September 18, 1992 • 17 NENT LASSIFIEDS - Cetegorift: Los! Rates: Found(lr90) Students/ S.15/word (I insertion) Announcements INQUIRE PHONE SALES TO CREDIT CUSTOMERS ONLY. ALL OTHERS MUST PAY For Salt organizations 5.10/word (2+ insertions) CASH IN ADVANCE, IN PERSON. CALL FOR MORE INFORMATION. ALL S11uations Wanced Local (business) 5.20/word or S.15/word Help Wanted TODAY SERTION ORDERS MUST BE SIGNED BY THE BUYER. ALL CLASSIFIEDS Personals Students: VALID l.D. REQUIRED!! LL BE EDITED FOR LIBEL AND TASTE. Servc:es

t HELP WANTED SERVICES United Methodist Young east coast professional DARCll lllMA1D4 couple with one adopted toddler largest l.JJrary ol lntonnation in U.S . JOHN WESLEY LASKA SUMMER EM­ HALLELUJAH SERVICE! wants to adopt another baby. Please OYMENT - fisheries. Earn 19,27' TOPICS -ALL SUBJECTS MALE DANCERS Onier Ca!aJog Today w1t11 VtSa I MC or COO A spirit filled worship service! write to P.O. Box 1336 Cheshire, /week in caMeries or S4000+/ ANY OCCASIONJ£ Contemporary Christian music, CT 06410. We will eagerly respond nth on fishing boats. Free gospel jazz and traditional hymns. A to any questions. rtation! Room & Board! CALlFORNIA CONNECTION ea soo-351-0222 SSS-9$(}7 leave message Or, rush $2.00 to: Research Information service dedicated to hope and telling ,000 openings. No experience 11322 Idaho Ave. ~A. Los Angeles, CA 90025 THE GOOD NEWS OF sary. Male or Female. For CHRIST An accurate and comprehensive loymentprogramcall 1-206- INSTANT CASH .....and YES! 545-4155 ext A5695. Bible study open to any person with BRIDGER PAWN There IS Good News! a deep interest in the anabradcd "MR TUNE IT" -bikes, skis, 630W. MAIN 7:00 p.m. Every Sunday evening snowboards. Best price in Bozeman. truth; nondenominational, plain RN S500 +weekly stuffing 586-1962 at: Pick up available and overnight ser­ Christianity. 585-8859 elopes at home. Send long CAMPUS MINISTRY CENTER vice. Call 587-2336. Leave a mes­ : Country Living Shoppers, 714 SOUTH 8TH A VENUE sage. Alpha Gamma Delta's Informal L S22, 14415-E Greenwell Rush Sep1ember 22. 23, & 241h. For more 1nformaation call Rev. WEDD! GS, DANCES, gs Rd, Suite 318, Greenwell Come on over & have some fun.! For Denice Rogers 586-3172 PARTIES- Springs, LA 70739. more info.ca/1587-4401. REALIZE YOUR COMPUTER Call DJ. CHAD ALAN. 587-6137 POTENTIAL. For training, infor­ Army Opportunities ediate Openings in Medical, mation, and schedulee call RAMNET GREEKS fl CLUBS erical, Law Enforcement, @586-6903 Still the chance of a Special Student Rates mumcations, Transportation, RAISE A COOL For lligence, Mechanical fields. $%,000.00 lifetime... CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING! IN JUST ONE WEEKI Call 994-EXPO lent Pay and Benefits. Up to Healing & Hope for aching hearts following abortion. A common ditional S25,200 to help pay PLUS $1000 FOR THE Over the next several years, problem is tensing muscles or our college. Contact SSG MEMBER WHO CALLS! the AImy will reduce the clenching the jaw when abortion is number of people in uniform.. ams@) 586-8571 US Anny. mentioned publicly. And a FREE HEADPHONE FOR SALE Confidential outreach. WE RADIO just for calling 1-800- CARE. C21l Erli, 586-4434 . While many will be leaving opportunity for student inter- 932-0528, Ext 65. CHEAP! FBl/U.S. SEIZED working with women in crisis. the Army, there will always be a need for new people to learn '89 MERCEDES ...... 5200 Women's Network needs '86 vw ...... 550 e to answer crisis line 5 nights THE ACAPEUA APPLE. the basics of soldiering. '87 MERCEDES ...... SlOO enge for efficiency apartment. Professional word-processing. Brief LAMBDA ALLIANCE OF '65 MUSTANG ...... S25 entiality required. Call Jane reports to large manuscripts. 587- LESBIANS, BISEXUALS, AND We still offer bright, high Choose from thousands starting@ 586-6224. 5204-ask for Lynda (no answer GAY MEN MEETS WEEKLY. school graduates the S25. FREE Information-24 Hour leave message. ) Flexible hours, free CALL LAMBA @994-4551. opportunity to earn money for Hotline. 801-379-2929 Copyright on-campus pick-up and delivery, # MTIOK.JC. fellow MSU student, laser printing, college, guaranteed skill $200-$500 WEEKLY reasonable rates. mble products at home. Easy! training, and the pride that $6,600 1987 VW Jetta GLI, Excel­ ing. You're paid direct. Fully comes with an Aimy enlistment. lent condition, 5-specd. NC, studded leed. FREE Information-24 Develop skills such as snow LLres included. Call Robyn @ 585-9271 olline. 801-379-2900 SCHOLARSHIPS self-discipline, teamwork, and opynght # MTIOKDH GUARANTEED confidence in doing a job that I (800) 666-2137 still needs to b-c done. '87 DUCATI PASO. BEAUTIFUL. .MUST SEE. S4,895. CALL 585-9538 See an Army Recruiter. The ~izc of the Army may change, lnt.,nallOf'l~I Inc but the chance of a lifetime 1977 V.W. CAMPER BUS 1 J69 Con•y l•laod An Brooklyn, New York 11230 never \\ill. NEW 2000 C.C. E GINE RUNS GREAT, S2400 I B.O. 586-3599 Call:.586-8571 YOU MANAGE For Sale: Apple Ile Plus computer ONAN EXTRA ~. Army. Be All You w1t11 color monttor. 31/2" and 51/4" $2,500? Can Be. drives. Image writer II color primer. ractical experience for Includes software,games.joystick, and usiness/Marketing Majors: all manuals. Used very little. S800 ge credit card promotions Obo. Call 586-4427. . campus for a Naitonal Don't believe eve mg you ear. e orcecontinues to seek keting Firm. Ho~ tleXJble. outstanding studentsto fi]J future officer requirements. See yourself up to $2,500/term. becoming a leader, graduating from college as an AirForce officer with 1~950-8472,Ext17. fully developed qualities of character and managerial ability. Notice, too, the opportunities. Like eligibility for scholarship programs that pay tuition, textbooks, fees ... even $100. in tax-free incomeeach academic month. Visualize a crisp uniform that reflects pride in yourself and your ability to accept challenge.AIM HIGH • Sign up for Mens & Women's pool at the ~yone mierested in HABITAT (tj 3Ii:11 ~,,ill i1" ~ [. Wll'i@3 f!EJ !g Molly and the Cats Paw t HUMANITY please contact tete Jaques@ 587-8797. 4}0(0 D VV4J, D 4}0~~ ~@W Q OMICS 18 • Friday, September 18, 1992 • A MSL. E"p

The Daily Commuter Puzzle

ACROSS 1 Coarse file 5 Kind of energy 10 Pile 14 Israeli airline 15 Penetrative check 16- Bernbeck 17 Taj Mahal city 18 Beginning 19 Keyed up 20 Wet weather wear 22 Cancel 24 Bakery rtem 25 Location 26 Fire residue 29 Organic compound 31 Patient's need: abbr. 34 Graphs by MlkB Pstsrs 36 Wash 37 Old car 38 Footed vases 39 Cognizant 41 Lina through a circle: abbr. C 1992 TnbUne Media Servtees, Inc 42 Danson All R+ghts R.eserved 43 Food regimen 44 Jacket part 4 Flower holders 46 McMahon and 5 Animal trail Ames 6 Very fancy 47 Church official 7 Misplaced 49 Thing of value 8 Actor Vigoda 50 Places for 9 Gets back science 10 Throw 51 Elec. units 11 Therefore 53 Mask 12 Frenzied 56 Gifts 13 Senate oO ActJor' cf unruly employee crowd 21 People in a play 61 " Tempest" 23 Raison d ' - sprite 25 Heavenly Object 63 Drive out 26 Kind of angle i-=-+=+'+=-1r=- C£T"S~-W~AI 64 Fr. magazine 27 Tatter TO~A~ IS EIOINET 65 Breakfast food 28 Crew members 66 Music quality 30 Rooting material ~~~~ To se'"...... ---:1- 67 Color changer 31 Attempts 68 Uses a sieve 32 Depart 69 Kind of cookie 33 Sky traveler 35 Water craft 48 Most scarce DOWN 40 Marries 50 Liquid 1 Raise (as a 41 Dinner courses measure family) 43 College VIP 52 Thaws 2 Seaweed 45 Trips around the 53- Scott 3 Hindu garment track 54 Unctuous

~Uifii~l.IJlLLJL~c~~~UL&J Rubes® By Leigh Rubin Bound & Gagged By Dana Summers

LONIS DIS~

1"-'l..C..-\090-~"'nlr>t "'"~"'"''"-·9'1

The most widely disputed theory on how the pyramids were bull! ASMSU Exponent • Friday, September 18, 1992 • 19

ng If you'd You will find isn't it? like to know more, taking the first send a step toward of postcard to recycling est ways the En vi ronmental can be as easy sonally Defe nse Fund-Recycling, in practice e the world 257 Park Ave . South, as it is place. NY. NY, 10010. here on paper. R E C Y C L E 11 ' s I he everyday way Io save the world. By Leigh Rubin

1\.\15 15 W\.1 1\T t FOR t.'XAV\VL£, I~£. CL£M~£.\) V..A'T LET LIKE ~T OFF 1\1\5 COR!llt.R ~ t-\i Bt.D '-.\£ COM& f'l.l()TOGRA?ll'f TA~ A l'IC1\J'i!t. ()I: r.'IE \\£~ I Mi \.i l\IR ~Ol'l.£ T\Ui'lK BIJT CROV OJT All Wt MESS !>.!'\\) \>l.JTOO CA~£RA5 Al.WMS f..~t-iO 1-'\E , '.);) \T LQQ\:'.S ~· Kl A. TIE lHL WE TR\m\ f 1(££1' ~'\ ~ T\')~

~ ,,~,.. ~ · :,; -

O\'.., TI\£Rt5 A PR£TT'I EXc:El'T \-OR O!\E i()J OR I~£ \1 , NOW PIOIJRE 0 1= lo\E S\\RET\P Q£T11.1L S1Jmst A \.l!>.RI> lt\~(J;,01 MAN 15 LOO'!:.ll'l l\IJ\\? 00£.'Si'lT Kt.£1' flE"-·ll"-\T \\I') stc.R.£.1 PlA'(t"G 5!'005 OJ\CT" 10£.N.ilT'I 10 T\.1AT ()l..X;\\T \\') ~i\ZOI\ BA\!£ I IX> IT

PEACE CORPS WORLD WISE PuZZLE For further information about Peace Corps, write Box 896, Wosh 111gton DC 20526

INSTRUCTIONS: The Peace Corps has volunteers servi ng in more than 80 nations around the world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries. Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce the name of the country darkened on the map at the right. One of the first Spanish colonies and [:;:] '/ \ , largest nations of the Caribbean, the ! \ capital of this country is the oldest ~ European setUement in the Western ~ Hemisphere. .,,. 0 High Men I I I I I I I I I 11 I I I I I I I I MALE DANCERS 1. Haiti occupies the western one third of ,~ this island. 2. The chain of islands east of Cuba and due north of South America is known ~ tdfl «/J1!} collectively as this. 3. A famous 15th century Italian explorer, ~ ) credited with discovering much of the THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24th Americas. 7:00 pm to 10:00 pm 4. A popular Latin American ballroom dance marked by a delayed transfer of weight and DVANCE • $6./DOOR •KIDD WIKKID otter the show f'(tJdJH "' J/utw<•(] • llt.llu"j/ f' "l>lf""'l<'.J ,_.,,J,,1u.111:J f P'I'"t '"" M/1 : rr"""""" 1 ""'"'t"'S pronounced hip movement. 20 • Friday, September 18, 1992 • ASMSU Exponent

.) ,

'\'\fou kr1ow, itf )o ridiculou). If I don't call my parents every ~unday at exact~ s.o'clock, the~ think I was kidi,apped by alien>. or ~omething. Any''"?AY, 011e Sul)day t'Y\9 8hd Mark, we decide +o take-off a11d checkout the city, )o we're hans1~~ out and I look.a+ rf'Y watch. 5 o'clod(. Alr19~t"I )o rny call1h9 card and r kead dow" +o +he local poof hall. (Which I happen to know ha> ~ payphot1e) And I te 11 the folk.5 the Mart1qns se~d -their beft. It

·.: •: o matter where you happen to be, the for another. 7 ,: ·: .:: AT&T Calling Card can take you home. - c..ll6wc.nl If you get your Calling Card no\\', your first •• •._ It's also the least expensive way to call will be free:* And you'll become a member of l!li. noo ••llllJ lH t d · f d ca 11 state-to-state on AT&T, wh en you can't dia I ~~ · __ AT&T tu ent aver Plus, a program o pro uct direct. With the new AT&T Call and Save Plan, ... :.. "' ••• '"' · ,. and services that sm·es students time and mone): you'll get special discounts on AT&T Calling Card calls: All of which makes the AT&T Calling Card out of And once you have your card, you'll never need to apply this world.

Tu get an Am.I' Calling Card for off-campus calling, call 1800 654·0471 Ext. 850. ATa.T 0199J.\TIT 0 Ptldlf P'tG lff"l""l ..... call._IOO ...... b4Ni.lt. ·· -.1~cwJ\,tlTLO ~,...... u ..~flCMlc:r""'1.W.u..a .._._..,,. .. ~~ ...... a.­ .,,.,.~-mdd--•l:o-u-"*'~°"--°' ... _Cll.Olrr-..i•mr"'1ltlla'prr .....