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By Doug Donovan ltdmindltllitie news Editor He said, she said. So went the latest round of contract negotiations between the faculty and the administration. The faculty's contract negotiating team contends that administrative bargaining tactics have the potential to stall the talks and delay the signing of a new contract. But the administration says the negotiations are moving at a normal pace. Robert Carroll, president of the l~cal chapter of the Association of American University Professors (AAUP), said he was disappointed with the March 27 talk~ because the administrative bargaining team came to the session stating it was "not prepared to discuss economic issues." • "It was an amicable session and a number of issues were discussed at length," said Carroll, a professor in the plant and soil science depanment. "But very little progress was made." However, Maxine R. Colm, leader of the administrative b~rgaining team, said an agreement was reached with the AAUP to THE REVIEW / Lori Barbag pursue non-economic issues of the proposed A delegation from the university was among the 500,000 who attended Sunday's rally for what supporters called "reproductive freedom." contract before economic issues. "We agreed to discuss non-economic issues first and we did precisely that," said Colm, who also serves as the university's vice president for Employee Relations. ' . Colm said that "not prepared" was a Half million rally for abortion rights common phrase used by negotiating parties when they are not going to discuss a certain topic. Carroll said: "I took it to mean they Five hundred thousand people jam nation's capital to haven't done their homework. "If I'm not prepared to take a test It show support for abortion laws they feel are threatened means I haven't studied." Carroll said there was ample time for the By Andrea Galante march descended on the city in 1983. administration to evaluate all the contract's and Rebecca Tollen Hundreds of thousands of abortion-rights proposals that the faculty revealed March 13. New> Editors supporters - including feminists, students, "Not being prepared could be a delay WASHINGTON - A sea of humanity nowed politicians and celebrities - gathered to march tactic to have more time to study our from the Washington Monument to the Capitol and urge legislators to uphold the 1973 Roe v. proposals," he said. "Hopefully this will not Sunday when about a half million people gathered Wade decision legalizing abortion. persist." to suppon abortion rights. The march fell two weeks before the Supreme Colm was correct in saying that the "We won't go back," yelled Patricia Ireland, Court will hear a Pennsylvania abortion case administration's intent was to discuss non­ president of the National Organization fo r Women which people from both sides see as a threat to economic issues first, Carroll said. (NOW), the group that organized the march for Roe v . Wade. The case involves a law that But, he said, there was enough time at the Woman's Lives, Abortion Ri ghts and imposes various regulations on abortion. last meeting to engage in economic Reproductive Freedom. As protesters streamed out of subway stations negotiations if they wanted. "We won't go back to back alleys ," Ireland they were greeted by NOW members bearing "If we delay too long we won't get a said. "We won't go back to the butcher's knife." signs, stickers, T -shirts and sign-in sheets. settlement before the end of the semester," Ireland's speech kicked off the largest A welcoming rally at 10 a.m. featured abortion­ Carroll said. demonstration in Washington since a civ il rights see RALLY page A4 .. The proposed contract which will begin July 1 and end June 30, 1994 asks for a 4 percent across-the-board salary increase and seeks restoration of major medical insurance. Currently, university faculty salaries are $3,100 less than the average for Category I institutions, which are schools that award doctoral degrees and have faculty sizes similar to the university. Gerald M. Turkel, a member of the THE REVIEW / Lori &rbag AAUP bargaining team, said the administration did not have much time to Above: A demonstrator shows fully consider the entire asking package. his support for abortion laws. "We've been informed that the Right: Anti-abortion activists administration plans to get things done as staged a small but vocal quickly as possible," said Turkel, a professor counter protest on Capitol Hill of sociology. "I take them on good faith." Sunday. Colm said she believes a new contract will be established br the end of the semester. "We agreed about how we would proceed at the bargaining table," she said. "And we are making progress." At the next session on Friday, Turkel said, the AA UP will have a clearer sense of how the administration's negotiating process is working.

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Colleges Across the NationA2 The perils of UD parking: tickets, towing and tears Campus Briefs ...... A2 Classifieds ...... BS By Natalie streavig space on Benny Street. Comics ...... 89 ~ff~ After receiving five tickets in one On the lighter Side ...... A3 There are some lucky students Fees are accumulated as spaces become vacant day, she decided to leave a note to Pollee Report ...... •. ·.A2 who have never visited a towing police explaining her situation, she Review and Opinion ...... A6 service center, but Mike Spencer (AS About 35 students every month at 8 a.m. the next morning only to Duncan, whose business, Ewing said. The next day her car was towed. Sports ...... 87 SO) Is not one of them. return to where they left their cars fmd it was not there. Towing, handles towing for the "I was in shock. I thought, •I know I Spencer has done a grand tour of university. parked it here,'" McNamara said only to find an empty spot, said "I couldn't believe it," she said. ---Also iMitlt:--- towing services in the area, having Public Safety Traffic Manager 1'My ride had already left and I had to Two hundred cars with violations when she found the empty spot where ~ been towed eight times this year. Richard Hester. "When students wallc back to Towne Coun." are currently on Public Safety's her car had been. • "I'm scared to park ·my car discover their car is missing they She said she paid close to $1 00 in computer system hot list, said Hester. In addition to the inconvenience of anywhere in this town," Spencer said usually call Public Safety and ask If towing fees and fines to liberate her "Tile system is set up so that when having her car towed, she found out · "You can't park anywhere. There it's been towed or stolen," he said. car. a car gets four tickets that are not she owed $100 in tickets and $35 in should be free parkirls somewhere on In order for students to reclaim Outstanding tickets, parking paid, appealed or excused, the car is towing fees. campus." their towed vehicles, they must fuat illegally in fire lanes and handicapped placed oo the hollist." he said. Despite hiJh towing costs, Hester While Spencer would not pay their parking fines and obtain a spaces, fraudulent registration, a The hot list is updated once or said, Public Safety does not tow cars carnment on how much money he has release slip from Public Safety before stolen permit or leaving a car in a twice a week, and when an officer for revenue. "We're not looking for invested in fines and towing fees, going to &he towin& center, he said. hazardous area are all reasons that places a ticket on a car, the ticket money in fines," he said. "We're just area towin& COliS ranae between S2S ' Last October, Jennifer Lindsey Warrant towing, Hestei said. machine tells the officer whether or trying to open up a apace which 11111 $45 for basic services. (AS SR), parked her car In a "Ninety-nine pe1cent of the time not the car appears on the list, Hester shouldn't be blocked." In ane cues. fees n added if &he university lot off or Main Saeet while any car from the university is towed, said. However, some studentl still How to became • cap .cu Is difficult to tow, or for car lhe was out for the evenin&- it Ia a result of excess violations or Colleen McNamara (AS FR) had wonder. "I think &he officen IWid by papA4 llOI'Ip fees. 11lere II also the cost of She decided not 10 drive home lbal &he car Is parked in a reserved space her car towed when It stalled and the meter and wait for It to expire." abe Cll'laDl parldna violalicln. nlJht. and returned to rell'ieve her car where signs are posted," said Dale couldn'tr be moved from Its parking McN80'181'811id. April 7, 1992. THE RMEW. A2

The Golden Key Society, sponsor of the The 24-hour event beginning Thursday at S effort. hopes a "Run, Walk and Roller Blade for p.m. is sponscred by the Army ROTC's AIDS Awareness" race will raise mc»t of the Scabbard and Blade Honor Society. The group remainder of the cost, said Bucbanan. aims to raise awareness of the POW /MIA issue. AIDS is a fatal disease which kills its victims "We don't want people to forget about these by destroying the body's ability to resist men," said Doug Hopler (AS SR), co­ infection. coordinator of the run. As of October 1991, there have been 195,718 Sets of two runners carrying an American reported cases of AIDS in the Uniled States, flag and a POW-MIA flag will continually and 125,159 people in this country have died circle a two-mile course across campus during from the disease, according to the World Health the 24-hour vigil. Organization. Money raised through pledges will be donaled to the Newarlt Veterans of Foreign Wars Association. Libertarian VP Candidate seeks The Air Force ROTC and Marine Officer less government, less taxes Semper Fi Club will participate in the run, but the majoritY of the 200 miles will be covered by Citizens of the United States are not all equal the university's Army ROTC cadets. because of the restrictions placed upon them by Quis Lazas (AS FR) said the Remembrance the federal government, said the Libenarian Run is imponant to the families of missing Party's vice {residential candidate. soldiers. "I don't know why people aren't taking to "They are still waiting and hoping. They the streets," said candidate Nancy Lord in a need to know that they're not alone and that March 23 speech to about 60 students in Smith people still care," he said. Quilt dedicated to university professor Hall. David Payne Carter, who died of AIDS. Lord, running mate of Libertarian presidential candidate Andre Marrou, said the Space shuttle monitored by Portion of AIDS quilt coming to Internal Revenue Service (IRS), the local high school students Enviromnental Protection Agency and the Food Delaware for the first time and Drug Administration and other federal HOCKESSIN- Students at the Wilmington agencies should be abolished. Christian School received and monitored The fund-raising effon to bring to campus Lord said the Libenarian party called for transrnissioos from the space shuttle Atlantis part of a 17-acre quilt dedicated to AIDS immediate abolition of personal income tax, Wednesday during the spaceaaft's ei~t-day victims has passed the quarter mark, said one of mission. the pojecl's organizers. IRS, government regulation of business and all tax subsidies. The·students were the only school in "'The quilt is a way to maJce the statistics She attacked both Republicans and northern Delaware to participate in the more meaningful," said Cluis Bucharian (AS , Democrats, and said they "have grown too Interactive Space Physics Ionosphere Radio SR), president of the Golden Key National similar to tell the difference between them. Experiment (INSPIRE) and the Shuttle Honor Society. "The legacy of the Democrats and Amateur Radio Ex.periment (SAREX), Bonnie Each panel of the quilt symbolizes the life of Republicans," she said, "is more and more L. Smith, a science teacher and university - has a person who died from Acquired Immune taxes, growing debt. intrusions into our private graduale said. Deficiency Syndrome, Buchanan said. lives and foreign interventionism." Project INSPIRE was to see how low Names of the victims represented by the quilt "Get those bozos out of there," Lord said, frequency transmissions could be received, said panels will be read out as each panel is opened "Jefferson was correct when he said, 'the James Winebrenner of the eighth grade, and at a ceremony the fust day of the display, she government that governs least governs best.'" SAREX provided verbal cooununication Libertarian candidate Nancy Lord said. . between the astronauts and ham radio operators. One hundred and forty of the quilt's 14,780 On Wednesday, Winebrermer contacted Smith said that these experiments have three-by-six foot panels will be displayed for Students to remember POWs Atlantis and exchanged call signs but was "gotten us involved in technology which I see five days in the Perkins Student Center, starting and MIAs with 24-hour run prevented from holding a conversation because as the real direction which science education is May20. of static, said Winebrenner, but was able to going." More than $2.200 of the total $8,000 cost of Several university military groups will honor listen to the astronauts on several occasions. displaying the NAMES Project AIDS Memorial prisoners of war (POWs) and soldiers who are The 20 students of the Amateur Radio and Quilt in Delaware has been raised so far, said missing in action (MIAs) with a second-annual Weather Station Club monitoring the --<:ompiled by jerry Rhodes, Mickey McCarter, Buchanan. POW-MIA Remembrance Run. experiments. Adrienne Mand and Christy McAllister

Homeless man, Pennsylvania Freshmen get lecture on Tall THE DANCING lUG 1~~o~ native, goes to college for sex education at University broadcasting_in Florida of South Carolina NATURAL SELEc.TION A 28-year-old Jones College student spends The University of South Carolina ATWOR~ his days in class and his nights at the City Rescue . has taken an unusual approach to sex Mission in Jacksonville, Fla. eduction that has increased male John Grazetti, a homeless man who majors in abstinence on campus and prompted broadcasting, said he has nurtured the dream of more women to insist that their partners being a sports announcer since he was a child in use condoms. Mount Pleasant, Pa. In the fall of 1990, the school added Peter Trenkler, chairman of the school's a special sex education lecture to its broadcasting department, said Grazeni is a University 101 class, designed for freshman orientation, in which students ~ GENERATIONS LATER: "model student" and that he wishes "there were view graphic slides of people infected more like him out there." with various sexually transmitted Grazeui is paying for his education with a diseases (STDs). grant and a student loan. "The pictures provide a fairly "l feel a little out of place," he said. "I'm dramatic, eye-opening experience." staying here while everybody else has a home." said Dr. James Turner, director of the university's student health center and co-developer of the sex education class. IRS warns students that He said, .. A lot of students don't scholarship money may be understand what can happen to their considered taxable income bodies. The slides are very clinical. The students have said that they're very As the April 15 deadline for reponing personal helpful even though they're income approaches, the Internal Revenue Service uncomfortable to watch." is reminding students that their scholarship After the group presentation, two money may be considered taxable income. campus health educators talk to small groups about sexual activity, condom Since 1987. any S<;holar~hip money applied by a student to room, board or travel expenses­ use and abstinence. The educators also answer any student questions. when the scholarship is above a certain minimum "We previously had sponsored Tribune Media Services - has been considered taxable income. meetings and noon-time talks, but no According to the IRS, any student claimed as a one showed up," Turner said. to 30 percent. dependent on his or her parents' tax. return must About SS percent of incoming freshman ~e Condom use for male students remained at 25 pay taxes if they make more than $3,400, University 101, and Turner said a recent survey percent both before and after taking the course. including scholarship money or financial aid showed the course had a positive effect on student "There •s a flip-flop," Turner said of the findings. applied to room, board or travel. behavior. Male students taking the class reported a "There's something about our message that makes But scholarship money used for books, 2S percent abstinence rate at the start of the women feel more empowered ... and ilie results supplies and tuition remains tax-free. semester, but reponed a 41 percent abstinence rate with the men surprised us. We don't know why The IRS said students who do not claim after completing University 101. Women students more are abstaining, it may just be that it's scholarship money on their tax returns and are abstained at the same 33-percent rate before and motivating them to become much more selective caught are subject to pay the tax. due plus a after taking the class, but the percentage who and less casual." penalty of up to 25 percent of the unpaid amount. reported using condoms increased from 20 percent Compiled from the College Press Service

Moped stolen during running in the fire lane while he house were burglarized sometime Newark Police said. made his delivery, police said. between last Friday and Saturday, The stolen items were valued at Spring Break The car was later found on Forest Newark Police said. $9S8, police said. Drive near West campus later that A black moped was stolen from Damage to the fust room was ·,· day, police said. the Christiana Towers parking lot estimated at $32S . Thiny·six No damages to the vehicle were compact discs and one compact disc 1990 Chevrolet last week, University Police said. reponed, however police said one case totaling SSSS were taken from burglarized Friday A 1989 Honda Elite moped pizza was stolen. the second room and $100 damage valued at $.500 was taken sometime wu done to the door, police said. A 1990 Chevrolet wu I " ~ between last Sunday and Saturday, ,... burglarized Friday. police said. police said. Newark youth attempted A radar detector, sungluses and a ~ suicide last week Unknown intruder calculator was stolen from a 1990 Q Computer's processing urinates on bed Chevrolet parked on East Main A teenager was treated and Street Friday, Newark Police said. .,. unit stolen from Smith released from the Christiana Police are lootdna for a mspect The property was valued at $155 ~ Emergency Room after she who entered the lpiiTtment of a an~t damages were estimated at A central processing unit for a attempted to commit suicide last university student Thursday and $ISO, police said. ~ computer, valued at $3,000 was week, Newark Police said. urinated on ·ber bed. Newark Pollee stolen from Smith Hall sometime ~ A roommate found the 17-year- said between Jut Friday and Monday, old female who bad talten 20 Midol The dlmqes to the mattress were Canoe stolen from White .~..... University Pollee said. pills, 16 to 18 Benldryl pills and estimated at $100, pollee said. Cay Drive ...... two Tell"'Cyc-. pills . Pizza stolen from Police said the teen wu not a A red canoe wu stolen from a univerlil)' llUdent. $985 worth of property residence on Wbire Clay Drive recovered delivery car stolen Sunday nl&ht aometime between Jut Sunday llld ~ Friday, Newark Police said. A 1985 Honda wustolen from Delta Tau Delta house Three aold rtDp. • aold The canoe wu valued at $47~. the Rodney E-F fire lane Sunday buraJarized over break necJrlace,cofl"ee ice crellllllld potatO police said. night,University Pollee said. chips were 1t01t11 tom a Towne A pizza delivery man left the car t.o IUOIIIII1lhe Delta Tau Delta Court ApnDa SUIIday even~aa. Compllrd by Edr!n SandbrfJ . April 7, 1992. THE REVIEW.~ Qn the Lighter GRE available on computer in fall ~"'~---·:~ 0 By Pamela Wilson three-and-a-half hour exam. said, because it will make the exam Using the current testing format, -- -; ~~~=,,, Side Stall Reporter Ji Students must work through certain more flexible. the university provides a "very This year, hundreds of nervous portions of the exam in a specific Frank B. Murray, d ean of the effective tes ting environment for seniors armed with pencils gather in amount of time. university' s College of Education, students," Jenson said. crowded classrooms to take what Kevin Gonzalez, spokesman for the agreed and said the computerized As early as this fall, university ~a might be the most crucial exam of Educational Testing Service which testing has no negative effect on students may be able to go to the their college career. designs the GRE, said unlike the performance. Sylvan Learning Center, a private Next year, many empty-handed current test, the computerized exam lt will actually be better for tutoring company in Wilmington, to The On the Lighter Side staff managed seniors will take the same exam solely will also allow students to work students, he said, because it will help take the computerized test. to squeeze some zany Spring Break stories with machines. through the 186 questions at their own to prevent mistakes such as filling out Sylvan officials said students may from university students. Students will have the option of pace instead of waiting for the question II instead of 10. take the exam as soon as a week after taking the Graduate Records designated time to continue. However, Janice Jenson, assistant calling to register. In Cancun, Mexico ... Examination (GRE) on a computer The computerized test will also testing coordinator at the university, Murray said he anticipates the beginning in October. provide immediate scoring opposed to said she does not believe the universi ty will begin administering the The GREis used by many graduate the four to six weeks it usually takes computerized G RE would be computerized exam at on campus in schools to judge the academic ability for students to receive their test beneficial. the near future. of applicants. The tests are designed scores, he said. Although the convenience of the However, Kate Cottle (AS SR), to assess academic knowledge and He said the computerized test computer exam is good for the who recently took the paper GRE, said skills relevant to graduate studies. would facilitate faster reporting of students who need immediate test she was still wary of the computer However, the computerized version students' test scores to universities. scoring, Jenson said many students exam. will cost about $90, compared to $45 Computerizing the exam will would not want to pay twice the price You cannot use an eraser on a for the paper test form version. provide students with more times and for the paper version of the exam. computer, she said, adding "If you Traditionally, students are placed places to take the tests. "I am not sure the university has didn't know how to use a computer into divided into groups of 20 and The computerized test will help the facilities to administer the exam and you messed up, it would be pretty placed in separate classrooms for the students and universities, Gonzalez by computer," Jenson added. scary."

Many of the students we talked to arrived in Cancun, Mexico with the urge to drink heavily, tan and take boat rides. Each activity is simple, but when compounded can cause nausea or worse. The boat that the breakers rode was in Throwing Tapping the form of a two large inflatable bananas which the passengers had to straddle, Kristin Decker (AS JR) explained. "We were given a small black plastic his hat into MAC for strap to hold on to when the rubber bananas hit a wave, but it didn't really help." • The tourists were thrown at least 10 feet in the air, landing in the water and on the ring · groce·r1es others, Decker explained. "The boat was moving so fast, I couldn't 1] :t~ [till :J.:. even straddle the huge banana, Decker said, "And I have strong legs, trust me." McDowell enters Shopping bills eat into Those who were not tossed off the 30 FOR foot plastic fruit continued to hang on like gubernatorial race ATM. accounts at register rocking rodeo cowboys, causing them to become ill. By Donna Murphy By Tracy Grinnell Associate News Editor ~ ·~I[·· GOVERNOR. Copy Editor "I'd rather eat my wart than do that again," Decker said. Floyd E . McDowell, a retired high­ THE REVIEW I P~ela Wray De Stefano When Frank Sabatelli (AS JR) goes school principal, announced his entry into Floyd McDowell announces his candidacy for governor last week. shopping for food after a rigorous day of the state's Democratic gubernatorial classes, sometimes he doesn't give the Also in Cancun campaign last week, promising to from paperwork alone would be enough Currently, key positions such as cashier any money. implement a state sponsored health care to pay for his state-wide health insurance governor are held by career politicians, Not a single penny. Carol Nawolski (AS JR) stayed in the plan for all Delawareans if elected. plan. he said. "The political process is "Will that be cash, credit or MAC?" the Oasis Hotel and and had a tough time "Change begins today," said McDowell said his health care reforms "meringue on top of bureaucratic bull cashier asks when Sabatelli gets to the getting settled after she walked a mile and a McDowell, who made the announcement are modeled largely on the one-payer dung." register. half from her bus and her wallet was stolen. at the Holiday Inn on Route 273. Canadian system. " We've been bamboozled to go along Most of the time he replies simply, She simply wanted a blanket but found "The campaign we're waging is going Under the Canadian system the with this system." "MAC." herself slightly rusty when it came to to be citizen focused," he added. government pays doctors a pre-set flat When asked his party affiliation, This scenario has become a common speaking Spanish. Once elected, the 65-year-old Newark rate for specific medical procedures. McDowell says he would rather people one at many local and nationwide NA WOLSKI: "Me wanto el blanketo." resident pledges " there will be health Critics have charged that plans like think of him as the "sensible" candidate. pharmacies, hardware stores and ROOM SERVICE GUY: "i.Que?" care reform in Delaware." McDowell McDowell's are nothing more than an Both political parties have been pulled supermarkets, where automatic teller NA WOLSKI: (now louder) "jMe needo el said his plan will provide coverage for attempt at socialized medicine. down into the mud, he said. machine (ATM) cards are now being covero, por flavor, please!" everyone in the state, regardless of their But McDowell said his research has McDowell blamed special interest accepted in place of cash. ROOM SERVICE GUY: (now louder) status - including college students - as shown that 90 percent of the Canadian groups for government's lack of interest Like many students, Sabatelli is taking "il.Que?!" long as they are registered to vote in people love their system. in the people, as he unfolded a computer advantage of an evolving process that Nawolski shows the room service Delaware. "It takes 50 U.S. workers and a $2 printout listing the names of hundreds of allows customers to buy goods directly auendant a blanket. The United States is the only million computer to handle the special interest groups who he said have with their A TM cards as they normally ROOM SERVICE GUY: "Oh, a blanket." industrialized nation in the world, aside paperwork for health care in this contributed to elected officials. would with cash, check or a credit card. from South Africa, which doesn't have country," he said. "In Canada, it takes 3 McDowell says elected officials who When a merchant accepts an A TM card, In Cancun Again ... universal health care, he said. workers and a personal computer." accept funds from special interest groups it is similar to writing a check because To pay for his proposed health care He said the nation's lack of universal or political action committees (PAC) are money is taken directly out of the Jennifer Willerodt (AS SR) went water system, he would take the money that health care was symptomatic of a practicing "political prostitution." cardholder's account and clears with the skiing nude. Everything was fme until the would ordinarily be paid as premiums to government which doesn't care for its He said, because he believes in the bank in a few days, said Charles King, boat accelerated, pulling Willerodt from the insurance companies and put it into, a citizens. power of the people, he is refusing to manager of public relations for the Newark water. non-profit, state-run collection center. He called for elected leaders who are accept donations in excess of $100 or any branch of the Wilmington Trust Co. "The ride was exhilarating and short "Insurance companies need to get out more sensitive to the people's needs. He money from Political Action Committees. "Because this process is done because the authorities did not appreciate of the insurance business." sa,id this goal can be achieved through " We' ll win this campaign with less electronically, it is more effective than the my actions, I guess I wasn't tan enough He added that the savings to the state weekly town meetings. than $50,000, he proclaimed. traditional check system," King said. yet," Willerodt said. Using an ATM card also offers other advantages over traditional payment In many places ... systems, he said. Bank checking fees can be avoided and the need to carry around Spring Breakers in many places went to large amounts of cash is eliminated. sleep by the light of a different kind of Nicole Nigido (AS JR) said she loves moon. the new process because it allows her to , Mooning, that is. spend an exact amount of money. . Yes, it is that time of year when people "Before, I had to take $10 out just to buy feel it necessary to expose their untanned a gallon of milk," Nigido said. "Instead of buttocks to all those around. saving the rest of the $8 or so, I'd usually "We were on a night cruise and this guy spend it on something extra I didn't need." climbed on the roof of the cabin he mooned Eleanor Craig, associate chairwoman of us," Jennifer Willerodt (AS SR) said, "It the economics department, said using an was gross because he was kinda hairy, it A TM card for purchases is easier for gives me the shivers." Anthony Felicia Jane Tripp Olan Thomas Edwin Miller Jr. William Hansen students because of the instant transfer of Mooning was reponed in Panama City, funds. Aa. and Bainbridge, Pa. as well. 'This shows that we are moving towards "There was a guy standing on a house an economy less dependent on numerous paper trails," she said. "It's exciting and I mooning the small town and realized it was 3 City Council seats up for grabs like the innovative nature of all the new a friend of mine and I knew I had to get a By Jerry Rhodes "No problems are solved when both ways we are trading money for gOods." . picture," an anonymous student said. Staff Reporter sides take a hard-nosed attitude," he said. But Sabatelli warned that the new In recent months the city has undergone Stressing the need for people to get process has some drawbacks for stude_nts such sweeping changes as parkulators, involved in government, Hansen described In Key West, Fla .... The polls will.be open Tue5day, who don't have large bank accounts. congested traffic and what some would call his campaign for council as a "grass roots "I like this new process and it is very Aprill4 from 7 a:m. to 8 p.m. Two students who wish to be an increase in already strained relations movement." convenient, but I also have a tendency to Voters in their ,respective anonymous (it is strange how many with students. Hansen's pOSitiOn or personal charge more than I had intended with my districts can vote at the following students want to be anonymous after Spring And next week, the world of Newark involvement in politics is similar to that of MAC card," he said. locations: Break) were caught using fake politics may undergo a similarly drastic his opponent, incumbent Tripp, who said Dr. George Cicala, professor of For the third district voting will identification in Key West, Fla. transformation. she became interested in government psychology, agreed that this process has the take place , at the West ~ark "The took my ID They said they had a On April 141 the city's elections are set through the League of Women Voters. potential to be dangerous. C us tome r s Elementary School, 193 W .. Park problem with it," the student said. to fill three of the six City Council seats. "My first love has been for the city of may have a tendency to overdraw from Place. "I asked what the problem was and they With two of the seats being challenged Newark," said Tripp, a resident for 32 their accounts by using ATM cards Fifth district voters can vote at said I looked like I was 12," he added, by newcomers to city politics, Newark may years. "When an opportunity carne to run directly, he said. They may not realize how the First Presbyterian Church, 292 "They next thing I knew I was at the police see some changes in the form of Anthony for City Council (three years ago], I took much money they are spending because W. Main St. station and they told me to be in court the S. Felicia and Wallace Hansen. it." they never see it pass their hands. fi.. Voters In the sixth district are to next morning. Edwin D. Miller Jr., current council Tripp said she wants to preserve the "Overdrawing on an account can get you vote at the Newark Police "The judge asked if we wanted a fme or member for the third district, which city's "open spaces" because "it is into trouble," Cicala said. "A student may Gymnasium, 294 E. Main St. work and we said, 'work, man.' includes South Newark, is being important to the quality of life in Newark strategically do this with the intention of "For eight hours the next day I was challenged by Felicia. to save areas so that the doesn't become putting the money back tomorrow, but this wearing a large orange shirt with a Key "I moved to Newark 14 years ago overdeveloped." is not always easy." West Correctional Facility wriuen across because I liked the small town be financial stability, controlled growth Olan R. 11}omas, currently represtnting Tomorrow, he said, the student may the back." atmosphere," said Felicia, an operations and the preservation of open spaces, Miller the sixth district, which includes Northeast need more money, drawing on the account "The first two days of break were hell, manager at ICI Stuart Pharmaceuticals in said. Newark, is running unopposed. again and increasing the account's debt. so how was your break?" Newark. Wallace H. Hansen is opposing Jane Thomas, 68, began serving ort City "This is like Wimpy always beggin$ Felicia, 41, said unchecked development Tripp's bid for re-election in the fifth Council in 1964. Popeye for a hamburger," Cicala said. and increased vehicle traffic could turn district, which includes Northwest Newark. He said that he wants to remain on '"Wimpy promises to pay Popeye back In the Stone Balloon South .•. Newark into an overdeveloped area. Hansen, said he wants to stop what he council to ensure that the city's economic tomorrow, but he never thinks how he's There were so many university students Felicia's long-term goals include calls the "deterioration of the Newark future remainS healthy. going to do this, and instead, tomorrow he community" by enforcing existing zoning A life-long Newark resident, he has asks Popeye for another hamburger." at one biu- in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina increased curbside recycling and and building regulations. been active in civic affairs since 1947. Sabatelli said another disadvantage that students did not call it by its name, coordinating sununer job opportunities for is Thomas, like Hansen, believes in Mother Fletcher's. Instead they christened city teenagers. Hansen, 61 , who seeks a co unci I seat for the tendency to treat his ATM card like.­ bringing seemingly juxtaposed sides credit It Stone Balloon South. A local businessman, Miller, 46, said he the first time, moved to Newark in 1968. card. became involved in city government four ''I'll donate my council salary to a good together to work out their differences and Once he spends a lot of money with his years ago "so that he could put somethiny cause," he said. "I just want to do a good plans to do so during his continued service ATM card, however, he doesn't have time on the council. to pay off the bill as he would with a~ On 1~ Ughr~ Sl* is compiled by Benj-.min Ringe back into the conununity. job." illd -.ppears eYt'f}' Tuesday illd Friday. He said, '"Town and gown relations need Hansen said the city and the university He said, "There is room for card. constant attention as the issues change over should work out a common ground for improvement in the relationship between He said, "You push a button and your the years." Future goals for the city should solving problems. the city and the university." money disappears." A4 • THE REVIEW • April 7, 1992

Minimum standards fc)r Here's how to be one of Newark's finest police officer appliC,arifs ::: To be eligible for consideration, eactl'polke'ofr;cer applicatifmu~ ·· By Tracy Grinnell Applicants, he said, must undergo campu ses in the Eas tern United responsible for the recruitmen t of Copy Ediwr and pass rigorous mental and States via bulletin boards and notices, pro pective officer , said an appliCIUll meet the following requirements: · · ' · · ...•.;: . ·<: Many youngsters aspiring to physical tests before they can become he said. must also take a multi ple"Choice te t • Must be at least 21 but no more than 35 years o( age: ·.:. ''=:.ji'(=" become law enforcement officers eligible for a position on the Newark An applicant must be 21 to 35 involving police tactic , and pass • Must be a high school graduate or passed a C. E. D. examinatlbh: dream of exciting, action-packed force. years old, Hogan added. with a score of 70 percent or higher. • Must ~a~ a valid drivers li cense and at least 1 year of ~riving . · days and drama-filled nights. In the past year, Hogan said, the Although Wl applicant must hold a The exam score accounts for 40 experience. · ·· · · However, according to Newark Newark Police Department has high school diploma, Hogan said, the percent of the applicant's final rating, • Physical requirements: . . Police Chief William Hogan, "The delved into extensive recruiting, both Newark department usually hires he said . Of the people who pass the a. Weight must be proportionate tci height. . · ·· .. role of policing is much broader than in and out of the Newark area. people who have a four-year college test, th e top 30 scorers will be b. Normal color vision with at !eaSt 20/1 00 in each 'eyei what you see on television." As many as 413 people apply each degree. interviewed by the Oral Interview , . corre~~b le to 20/20 In. each eye. · · . year for one of the "People who have a formal college Board, made up of Zusag, HogWl Wld c. Norli'lal hearing. · ·•··· · . · · 50 positions, and education usually compete more another selected officer. detailed testing, effectively on the written test and in Appearance, motivation, oral d, Must possess the physical ·skill:;· necessary to perform interviews and the oral interview," he said. "These expression, judgment and reasoning the duties of the position. ' background people are more well-rounded and are characteristics evaluated by the • Must be a United States citizen. investigations are have more life experience and this selection committee, Zusag said . THE REVIEW ITom Czerwinski crucial in shows in their interview." The applicant's score for the oral determining the Accord ing to Newark Police interview counts for 60 percent of the said, an extensive background week training program at one of the most qualified department codes, an applicant must final rating score, Zusag said. investigation is done on the top two three training schools in New Castle people for the job, possess a valid driver's license, and An applicant can also receive or three applicants who then must County, Wilmington or Dover. Hogan said. pass the minimum physical additional points for being a cenificd undergo a physical agili ty test. Officer Paul H. Quick Jr., a In the recruiting requirementS, including proportionate officer in Delaware, having any If they pass these two steps, Zusag graduate from the State Police process, which weight, hearing, 20/20 vision or previous ex perience as a police said, Hogan will interview them one Academy in Dover, just celebrated takes place every eyesight that can be corrected to officer in another state, holding an more time and recommend his his one-year anniversary with the September, he 20/20. The applicant must also be a associate or bachelor's degree or choices to the Ci ty Manager for Newark Police Department in said, the United States citizen. having any related criminal justice hiring. January. department solicits The codes state that if an applicant education beyond high school, he If the applicant passes a "The academy was challenging applicants with has ever been convicted of a felony, added. psychological exam and another academically and especially mentally advertisements his or her application will be The total possible score for an physical examination given by a because we had to endure many_ placed in disqualified. applicant is 109 percent. medical doctor, he or she is hired as a artificial stress conditions to test our­ newspapers and Once an applicant passes the basic After points are tallied, a ranked probationary officer to the force for reactions to different situations," on radio stations. requirements, he or she is ready to listing of the top 30 applicants goes one year, Zusag said. Quick said. The department undergo further examinations. into effect Jan. I of the new year, Before the probationary ofiicer "is "Going through the process, you THE REVIEW /Maximillian Gretsch also recruits from Charles Zusag, assistant to the Zusag said. turned loose on the street," he said, wonder if it is worth it," Quick said. Officer Paul Quick finds police work satisfying. 50 to 75 college Ci ty Manager whose office is When the list goes into effect, he he or she must take part in a 12-to-15 "But looking back, it was."

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continued from page A1 crowd that it was important that they had eight, we're the ones who ovulate" and stood by as a silent memorial for women all gathered to show their support for "[George Bush) you beucr watch your ass, who have died in legal abonions. rights activists and political candidates. All abortion rights. 'cause we're gonna take your seat" were The march concluded on the mall carried the same message: "Fight today, "(A large turnout) is significant in order yelled throughout the overflowing sJieets. facing the Capitol, where actress Jane fight for choice." to protect the right to choose," she said. A large, marble-like gravestone Fonda, pioneer feminist Gloria Steinem Betty, a feminist vocal group, Barmers representing colleges from all constructed of wood, labelled "In memory and other celebrities and abortion-rights screamed, "We are fierce. We are over the country and states as far as of the courageous women who died from activists cheered on demonstrators in a feminists. And we are in your' face," in California were waved high above the illegal unsafe abortions because they had post-march rally. between songs. swarms of people. no choice," stood next to the Washington "I feel really good to be here, but can't "We do not want the '90s to go down as Signs reading, "In 1920 we got the vote, Monument and overlooked the march help but feel pessimistic because Bush is a time when Soviets won their freedom in 1992, we'll get to use it" and ''They're route's stan point. not gonna listen unless people vote," sajd and American women lost theirs," said my eggs, so beat it" swayed in rhythm to Down the hill from the headstone was Amy March, 23, of New York. 1984 vice presidential Democrat candidate the music of folk singers Peter, Paul and the "Cemetery of the Innocents,"·a field of Sarah Kharnbutta, 21, a student at Bard Geraldine Ferraro, who is running for a Mary. wooden crosses planted by the American College in New York, took a more positive New York seat in the U.S. Senate. Marchers walked up 17th Street to Coalition for Life, an anti-abonion group. view of the demonstration's effects. Former San Francisco Mayor and a Pennsylvania Avenue, past the White The crosses symbolized the 2,200 "What [the march) might do is make Democrat senatorial contender for House and up Seventh Street. female children who die each day by people vote differently," she said, "and California, Dianne Feinstein, told the "Free Barbara Bush," "Two, four, six, abortion. Meanwhile, 106 headstones that's what counts." Counter demonstration small but forceful By Andrea Galante W AL, said, "Pro-choice support gives no who came to support life. alleys," Brewer said. "I threw the hangers to and Rebecca Tollen provisions for women to choose to have Mike Heth rraveled from Dayton, Ohio, wake them up." News Editors their babies." to make his opinion clear. He held a sign L'J<-" their abortion-rights counterparts, WASHINGTON- About a half million Lisa Lickona, 22, a graduate student at reading, "Abortion kills children. Tell the the t. . l)ortion supporters pushed for abortion-rights advocates stormed· the center John Paul II Institute, sees abortion as an truth." legb ~ •n favor of their cause. · of the nation's capital Sunday in this city's issue of sexism. "Abonion is men telling us Susan Musich, 26, from Arlington, Va., ~ ·11 Women for Life, a group of THE REVIEW /Lori Barbag biggest rally since 1983. what to do with our bodies," she said. carried a sign with a stick figure of a congn::.s•unal staffers, formed two months Demonstrators from many generations attended About two hundred anti-abortion To demonstrate the danger of legal pregnant woman. It read, "I have the right to ago to promote anti-abortion legislature. Sunday's rally in Washington. protesters stood in opposition on Capitol abortions, a vigil was held Saturday night to control my own body, you should have "We're informing Capitol Hill that there Hill, but despite their relatively small size commemorate the 106 known wome11 who · controlled your body months ago." are women who are pro-life," said group they were determined to let their opinion be have died from legal abortions, Desouzo Julie Brewer, 21, an abortion-rights organizer Kelly Mitchell, an aide for heard. said. activist from Ohio University, threw coat Republican Sen. Bob Smith of New "Whether there are 150 or 150,000 Mixed among the anti-abortion group hangers at the anti-abortion supporters. Hampshire. "We let our bosses know our people here doesn't matter," said Marynell members were many independent protesters "They're pushing girls into the back opinion." O'Connell, an executive board membt'r of National Women's Coalition for L1ie, an organization made up of 15 anti-abortion women's groups. Professorsays ESP She said, "We're here to stand up and say we don't agree with what pro-choice supporters say." Chants such as "It's a child, not a choice" and "Pro-choice is a lie, babies never choose no mere fallacy to die" rose from the crowd members, many of whom carried crosses bearing bloodied By Pamela Wilson experience, and about 50 percent have baby dolls and signs reading, "A child is a Staff Reporter been visited by, heard from or have terrible thing to waste." Books titled "Miracles" and "ESP spoken to dead people. Perhaps the small crowd's most-often and the Psychic Force" are a few of As a philosopher he confronts the seen sign read: "Pro Woman, PTo Life." the volumes lining. the shelves of a dilemma of how parapsychological "You can be a feminist and be pro-life," small room in a house on Kent Way. powers fit into our ordinary way of said Shana Desouzo, a Georgetown This is not the den of a wizard, but looking at things. University law student and member of the office of the university's "Perhaps, parapsychology is an Feminists for Life, the group that organized philosophy department chairman, unusual way for people to use the the counter rally. Frank Dilley. powers that people already have," "Abortion is a male-dominated industry," Dilley, with his full white-gray Dilley says. said Frankie McLean, 21, a student at beard, moustache and robust smile Many people claim to at least know Wellesley College in Massachusetts and a looks more like Santa Claus than a someone who has had a psychic member of the Wellesley Alliance for Life + philosopher with a life-long interest in experience, said Dilley. (WAL). the supernatural . Dilley acknowledges that there are "Women are exploited by abortion," she THE REVIEW I Pamela Wray De Stefano Dilley's brown eyes twinkled when many people, looking for fame or added. "We don't believe it's a free choice." Professor Frank Dilley he talked about his research on some quick cash, who make up stories Heather Wathington, 21, president of parapsychology. of psychic experiences. "Parapsychology is the belief that "Most cases in the newspapers are the mind has powers to do things skeptical, like the stuff in the without the body," Dilley said. Enquirer." Dilley said according to surveys Despite the skepticism surrounding about two-thirds of Americans have parapsychology, Dilley has faith. He claimed to have had a psychic has been haunted for many years by' the question: If psychic abilities really exist, why is there so little evidence for them? AN INVITATION TO COME JOIN THE CREW. "It jusL does not make any sense that it is not documented," he said. "This is a very controversial area among most academics." Dilley researches phenomena bY' CAREER PLANNING AND PLACEMENT investigating reports of incidents; ANNOUNCES ranging from mental telepathy to ghost accounts and then tries to. • STUDENT CAREER ASSISTANT POSITIONS conceptualize how parapsychology fits with philosophy. . • . FOR THE ACADEMIC YEAR 1992·93 "My major area of research is­ Qualifications: philosophy. I am interested in the. relationship of parapsychology and the philosophy of the mind," said Dilley . • Must be a matriculated sophomore or Junior with a minimum GPA of 2.5 To do this he must first try to master • Must enjoy working with groups as well as Individuals the research of the subject by ''trying to see if parapsychology is real," and' • Must have Interest In helping others In a people-oriented environment We can help you with: then examine lhe evidence. • College Work-Study eligible students are encouraged to apply •Student/Teacher Airfares Dilley also reviews the find~ of • Eurall Passes issued on the spot! clinical experiments performed by • Car Rental/Leasing other researchers, though he himself, •Work Abroad•Study Abroad does not pcrfonn experiments. 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The Review's opinion A Constitutional right ' Legislature, not judiciary, must protect abortion rights In an effort to draw voters conservative appointees. attention to abortion rights The threat of a reversal of the issues, almost one million people Roe v. Wade decision has made gathered in Washington, D.C for this an even more pressing need. a march on Sunday. The Court is faced with the Rising concern about abortion task of interpreting the rights in both the legislative and Constitution as it applies to the judicial arenas promted pro­ right to an abortion, and as choice supporters to rally in the analysts believe this is a strict nation's capital. constructionist Court, there is a This march was important for possibility that since Roe V. WiiShamtin abortion rights activists because Wade essentially created a right it finally generated pressure for not delineated in the constitution, the voters to take a stand and they will overturn the decision. The time has come to pay Earth's rent = bring the abortion issue into the The Supreme Court does not political spotlight through · necessarily hand down decisions Every month millions of Americans places are literally the lungs of the brought us up with. But if our children legislature. which reflect the needs and go through a routine of paying a Earth. They also contain the most are to have any chance at providing for It is time to take the power desires of the cititzens. It is our landlord the rent due for their living biodiversity of any ecosystem, their children, we must begin to respect space. We also pay the usual bills for especially the riparian systems of limitations. which the Supreme Court holds legislators, whose duty it is to electricity, water, and of course the Brazil, which house more kinds of life Hopefully, UNCED will do much over a woman's right to an respond to the voters wishes, always shocking phone bill. But 1992 than all North American rivers for exposing the inconsistencies of liars abortion away from that branch who must take the initiative to brings a new landlord, and new choices combined. like George Bush, and the true and put in into the legislative protect this right. for Americans to make about the future Most know that these jungles are problems of inequality throughout the branch. The right to an abortion is of our only living space: Planet Earth. threatened with destruction for short world. Congress must develop a every woman's prerogative, and In June of this year, the United term agricultural benefits or to pay Problems of overpopulation may definitive policy which we must take steps to protect that ;:a...... Nations Conference on Environment interest on debts accrued to the World seem unsolvable to you and me in the ~ and Development (UNCED) will begin Bank, or the International Monetary north, but to the student in the south the ~ guarantees that right to every right by sending a strong ~ to set new payment plans for the Fund. real problem is the greed and over­ woman. In order to do so, message to our political leaders s countries of the world; Americans will We all have good intentions to want consuption of the north. legislation must be created to and legislators to take this matter - be asked to pay the highest "planetary to save these forests. If Americans do nothing more than · =~ amend the United States into the political arena and ~ rent," and there's good reason. However, what we fail to see in our understand why the rest of the world is ~ ~ Constitution so that this right is respond to the needs and a Whether you've heard of this arrogance is that we have systematically pointing the finger at our yearly carbon ~ V) conference, to be held in Rio de Janeiro, destroyed our own forests of North emissions, or why Cnanda is screaming not challenged by a court of concerns of the voters. Brazil, or whether you care, it will America in the name of progress. for their forests killed by the acid rain ~ begin the process of redirecting over­ We think we can tell these poor created by our high suphur emissions, d A ..... consuming, avaricious industrialized countries how to manage their land to we would graciously offer a way out of II) l:tl countries of the Northern Hemisphere yeild the most profit only for humans, our predicament. ~ toward a more sustainable method of while we hide the facts of our own We will accept a payment plan from About Review & Opinion = living. horrific errors. The United States Forest the so-called under-developed nations t.J To most Americans this may come Service bows daily to large timber instcading of risking foreclosure on our Review and Opinion : The opinion page is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial as a shock, but to most of the world, industries with the consent of most place. We must pay close attention to above represents the consensus of The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, except who are pointing their fmgers at us, the politicians, and at a Joss to the taxpayer, the UNCED proceedings and to ho-.y when signed. Columns arc the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent the opinion of the month is up. the logger, and the Earth. our leaders respond. artist. l etters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. It is time for Americans to pay their Over the past 12 years, the USFS has Regardless, you and I have a duty as rent to the Earth. lost over $3 billion. And with liars like creatures of thes amazing place to fight Before you start angrily writing a George Bush leading us, we cry out to for the bounty it provides and to rebuttal, I'll provide an infallible stop the destruction of rainforests in far understand the as humans we are not example of why the United States is the away countries where people cannot the rulers or controllers of the globe. Editorial columnists target of such world-wide hostility and even cat. We have to breathe the same air as disgust. This hubris must stop. the wolves. the Bunnese, the grizzlies Richard Jones, editor in chief Molly Williams, editorial editor Everyone has heard of the beauty America must pay back what it has and even the Iraqis. Scott Dailey, columnist Jason Sean Carber, col umnist and grandeur of the tropical rainforests stolen from the lands and people of the Paul Kane, columnist Creg Orlando, col umnist of the world. These lush forests of world. lll.is is not an easy task, nor does jason Halbert is a member of the Amazonia, Zaire, Malaysia and other it fit with the priciples our parents Student Environmental .Action Coalition.

A sobering experience at AA over Spring Break " My name is Christine ... and I'm an addiction. York accent, drank as a youth in order to be with l never expected to see Jonathan at the meeting. alcoholic." By the time she was married, Christine was the "in" crowd. But being "in" soon meant After all, I just went to see how AA worked. The words echoed through the small packed hiding t1onles of booze all over the house. downing more than a bottle of vodka per day. Instead, !learned a lesson on life. church and seemed to last forever. It makes no "It got so bad," she revealed, "that I had a pair Soon enough, Joe called the space under a park The symptoms of alcoholism are not always difference what town it was in, when it happened of boots in my closet, and in each boot I hid a bench in the Bronx home. With no money, no easy to detect, but here are the main ones: or how many witnesses were there. bottle. I didn't want my husband or kids to think I family and no life, Joe went for help. •The development of an unusually high tolerance. . But at the same time many of my college peers had a drinking problem." Enter A.A. •Blacking out after drinking. This is when you were getting hammered, smashed and blitzed in a Christine lost her family and job to the bottle. "I haven't drank in almost three years," Joe told · have no recall of things that were said or done tropical paradise near you, I spent part of my Now two years removed from drinking, her life is the group. "Thank God ... thank God." while drinking. spring break listening to the tales of people who on the rebound. The question is, what makes Christine or Joe •Denial of the problem. People attempt to deny lost years of their lives to alcohol. Joan Haviland, a cenified alcoholism counselor any different than Mr./Mrs Average Delaware any drinking problem, and may even abstain for a There was no sun or bathing suits, just a group in White Plains, N.Y., said many who drink don't Student? while to "prove" there is no addiction. of people struggling to rediscover life at an initially realize the long-run consequences. As youths, Christine and Joe were convinced •Obvious uncontrolled drinking. This is when one alcoholics anonymous meeting. "You can drink for a long time before you nothing could happen to them, that alcohol would continues to drink despite destructive effects on There are approximately 20.4 problem drinkers become a full blown alcoholic," said Haviland. not take over their Jives. They were wrong. health, career and personal relationships. in the United States, and one out of every 10 "It's progressive. "My name is Jonathan. •Personality changes. The person may be tense, drinkers become alcoholics. "The thing is, it's not something that just "I 'm an alcoholic." moody and harder to get along with. Last Friday night, an evening customarily effects the individual. Every alcoholic effects four Jonathan was the fat kid who sat next to me in What huns about writing this column is that reserved for keg parties and beer balls at most other lives. Alcoholism is a disease that buns a lot high school math class. He drank every weekend, many students will take it as a joke. Maybe it'll colleges, I sat with about 50 of them. of people," Haviland said. and was one of the big paniers at school. even be pasted up on a keg, or glued to the nearest Because confidentiality is an AA given, full That's where Alcoholics Anonymous comes in. But an alcoholic? pany ball. names and addresses have no meaning. With a primary purpose of staying sober and "One night I drank a bunch of shots, did some Sadly enough, these are the people who could But when Christine rose to speak about her helping other alcoholics achieve sobriety, the lines of. coke and went to the city," Jonathan told be in trouble. If you feel helpless over alcohol, or past, it didn't matter what her name was. The leaders of AA only require that members have a me. even believe the pot.ential to lose control is there, story told it all . desire to stop drinking. ''The next day I was still hurting. For some call Alcoholics Anonymous at 655-5113. Christine, like thousands of U of D students, "My name is Joe. reason it just hit me that I had a problem. I It could save a life. drank when she was younger just to have fun. "I'm an alcoholic." decided to go to AA. It saved my life man. But the fun alcohol provided soon turned to an Joe, a middle aged man with a heavy New "It saved my life." Jeff Pearlman is a sports editor of The Review.

The Review's f!Oiicy Letters to the editor for letters to the editor Execution only humane option their families, society, and Pennell himself. Too late for a winter graduate before it is too late- as it was for me. Reading the various articles regarding In this time of recession and Shannon Terborg (AS SR) Donel Hudgens (AS SR) The Review welcomes convicted murderer Steven Pennell's unemployment, I would like to inform our and encourages all opinions , execution (March 17) has left me angry and student body about a policy at the Office of Clarifyin,~ library budget cUts Career Planning and Placement which may Sufferin2 through errors in the form of letters to the : almost stupefied. I found iJie conunentary by Sara Weiss in The articTe "Library Budget Faces New affect them. • I am not angry that an execution has the issue of ("Respect is editor. Cuts" needs clarification when it states that The OCPP will only allow December March 24 The Review : occurred, but rather that protesters and lost in the media circus") emotional, powerful, All letters should be new budget cuts are faced. graduates to interview from October to the : commentators argue it should not have. and touching - until I was floored by her : If Pennell had not been executed, he would The university Budget Council had June after. their graduation. typed, double-spaced and established that the library is a priority for the This gives only three months of glaring error of using the suffrage to mean ~ have spent the rest of his life in prison. That suffering. Please, have her or the editors invest no more than 200 words. university and that the library shall receive no assistance to Winter graduates before ~ fwure, to me, is inhumane (The thought that in a dictionary! All letters must be signed by reductions in its budget for 1992/93. The commencement. June graduates, on the ~ my tax money would, in any amount sustain When she writes that Marlene Simm's library thus expects a steady state budget for other hand are offered nine monlhs of the author and should a • him, makes me a little weary, as well). "suffrage may be easing now," does she mean 1992,93. service. telephone number for I We live in a society necessitating to say that Simm may be losing her right to Although the library budget is not to be The OCPP claims that companies adherence to laws and basic rules of co­ vote? verification. reduced, publishers continue to increase the interviewing during the Spring Semester are existence. But Weiss is not the only writer on The costs of journal subscriptions. This means that looking for students available to start work No unsigned letters will Pennell mocked society in conunitting his Review staff who has problems with some journal subscriptions need to be in the summer and are not interested in be considered for hideous crimes, and he essentially sealed his semantics. cancelled in order to maintain a balanced December graduates. own fate. In fact, most of the articles in this paper publication, but names will budget. This is not only untrue, but is blatant He left himself few options for the future; contain mistakes in word usage, punctuation be withheld upon request. Library staff arc working with faculty to discrimination against December graduates. my respect for life allows me to grant him the or spelling. identify journal subcriptions which may be Those graduating a semester early or late Students should include choice to die. This paper has great potential as far as cancelled. The cancellation process includes should be provided the same amount of It was the kindest thing we, as victims of college journals go. However, the writers and their classification. The much consultation and communication assistance by OCPP as June graduates. • such deviance, could do. editors need to proofread their anicles a bit Review reserves the right to between the faculty and library staff. We have all paid for these services. I accept some respon!ibility, as an more before publishing them. edit for clarity and space. American, for his death by lethal injection, as I urge all students who may ·graduate in Susan Brynteson if I had administered it myself. December to look Into how this policy will Director of Libraries Michele Grant (AS 94) And I feel peace. Peace for the victims, affect them and to petition for its change 1 ·r j April 7, 1992. THE REVIEW. A7

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By Tracy Grinnell Nepal to purchase our goods instead systems." Copy Editor of buying them in the states," Adina The Gorskis work with a non­ olorful wool sweaters says. profit organization in Thailand that from Guatemala, blankets. The Gorskis have just returned is funded by the Thai government. from Mexico and shirts, from their third trip to Thailand, The organization supplies materials pants, dresses and which lasted almost three months. such as fabric, needles and yarn to Cpouches from Thailand The Hill Tribe People, of the tribes that have been moved. decorate a shop in the Perkins Thailand, help make many products Adina says this non-profit Student Center. · the Gorskis sell, Val says. The tribe, organization is run by one woman "A lot of our products are which has been living in the rain who usually employs poor handmade by refugees in Tibet," forests of Thailand for the past six housewives from the Thai area to says Val Gorski, one of the owners centuries, is not tied to the Thailand work as seamstresses. of Springhouse Naturals. "Through government in any way, he says. The Hill Tribe People. who our products we want to inform The tribe's method of agriculture receive a salary from the Thai people of what goes on in the is slash-and-bum in the rain forests, government, decorate fabric by world ." Val says. The people of Thailand embroidering complex designs. A husband-and-wife team, Val have destroyed 90 to 95 percent of They also use a wax and dye and Adina Gorski, has been selling the own rain forests, he says. process, called batiking, to produce such imports as silver jewelry, wall The Hill Tribe People are being intricate panems, she says. hangings, wool gloves, hair driven to the lowlands, he . says. The decorated fabric is returned accessories and bajas (pullover However, the land there is tough to to the non-profit organization and heavy shirts) since they opened shop farm, and the tribe has little the.workers there tum the fabric into in the fall of 1991. knowledge of how to farm it. dresses, pants and skirts. About four years ago, the Gorskis "You have to understand that the The Gorskis and a few other began their ent.erprise as a mail­ government is trying to save the rain American buyers purchase products order and table-vending business forest by moving these people out," from this organization because the that traveled to the university and Val says. American government makes it very other colleges from New York to Adina says, "The Thailand difficult to import cotton, Adina Baltimore. Now they've settled and government is . very concerned for says. Most of the organization's THE De Stefano set up shop at the university. the futures of these tribes, so they products are bought by Japanese and In the Springhouse Naturals store, Stephanie Lawton (AS SR) (left) looks at jewelry A year into their endeavor, "we have tried to provide them with new European customers. sold by employee Bill Shields and one of the shop's owners, Adina Gorski. decided to travel to Thailand and agriculture methods and water see SMALL SHOP page B4

Glory days agatn• The long goodbye is over; The Boss comes back with two new albums lucky Town Human Touch Bruce Sptingsteen Bruce Springsteen Columbia Records Music Review Columbia Records Music Review Crade: 8+ Grade: B+

By Greg Orlando moose. The enthusiasm on this song By Greg Orlando the prophetic in "Roll of the Dice" and fnlerui""""'r Edi10t spews forth like a mighty beer-barf. Entertainment Edilet every way in between. If it sounds corny, it probably is. When you toss in the backing vocals Meat and potatoes. "0 Ioria •s Eyes," a high-octane After a five-year absence and the of ex E-Streeter Patty Scialfa (l,he one They're as American as mom, apple rocker that moves faster than Ben more-shocking-than-nude-Roseanne The Boss dumped for his wife) and pie, Bruce Springsteen and his two new Johnson on Ex-Lax stands out as fairly Barr-Arnold-photos dismissal of The E company, you've got a classic tune on albums. representative of the appeal of this Street Band, Bruce "The Boss" your hands, along with a lot of record Springsteen has been gone for five album. Springsteen cranks up his guitar Spingsteen is back. company execs reaching for their · years and the Boss's fans are hungry. and lets it fly, all the time cranking out And like the song says, these are Depend Undergarments. Lucky Town is the potatoes. his lyrics with equal intensity. better days baby. Lucky Town, as a whole, is only Human Touch is the meat. "I was your big man, your prince Springsteen, with his two new slightly less solid than its first song. As And, like lhe song says, "You know channing," he sings. "King on a white albums Lucky Town and Human it was reported in The New York a man's got to eat." horse now look how far I've fallen." Touch, ushers in these better days in Times, Town and Touch were recorded Human Touch contains 14 songs "With Every Wish" borders on grand style. The albums contain over at different times and under different and over an hour of music. As far as preachy, but Springsteen's moralizing two hours of music, more than enough circumstances. Town was recorded meat goes, this one is a 24-ounc:e filet is easily forgiven. The Boss loses his to keep Sprlnaateen fans awash in after Touch and renects what mignon. fish, his girl and his perspective on life, llobber for years to come. Springsteen has called "a creative Opening with lhe title traCk, "Human but still manages to entertain. Lucky Town opens with the single burst." Touch," Springsteen sets a high Springsteen excels, however, when "Beuer Days,'' an earthy, grass-roots Taking this Into account, Town is a standard for himself. The album follows he doesn't try too hard. "57 Channels serenade sporting a rich sound and remartcably solid album; the music and through nicely, buoyed by the drum (And Nothin' On)'' is an understated inleresling lyrics. lyrics hold up very well and at limes are work of Jeff "Toto" Porcaro and bassist commentary on modem luxury and "Well I took a piss at fortune's sweet representative of The Boss at his best. · Randy Jackson. human existence. Springsteen comes up ldu /It's Uke eatin' caviar and din /It's "Leap of Faith.'' for example, Is a Simply put, the music and lyrics on with some amusing lyrics (and a a lad funny ending to find younelf saucy ballad where the rellaious and this album are like a finely qed teriyald thumpina baas-riff) to make this a pnrendiDa I A rich man In a poor man's sexual are interposed to cru&e some sauc:e. hi&hJy enjoyable lOili· fairly sugesdve, yet comedic:. lyrics. The songs range from the heavy­ "We mlaht'a' got all nice and -."Tbt c:bonaau 10 "81111r Days" '"Now you weN tbe Red Sea 1 wu handed "Soul Driver" (which fearures friendly I If we made It upstairs I All I ~ 10111ewbere dllp inside llll MCllll/1 killed you and 11tpped Into a 10111e neat backing vocals by Sam "'ne aot was a DOle that said 'Bye-bye John I ~ bid II 10111/ 'he wttlrl Plfted and hllf of Sen and Dave" Moore) to the Our love Ia 57 channels and nothin' Wedding band and all, lruce Sprlnpteen briap audt,~,-··-. they...... , hh like a ...... tunaway .see TOWN pap A3 IUJpslive " AU or Nothin' at All," to see TOUCH pile M human~ to his two releues 'Touch' and '\own.' .( \ Featurin ••• April7, 1992. THE REVIEW. 82 Differentiating between good and bad rap at the tap Ah, spring - the season when all burning flame of flesh. She laughed · "You have an ass like an onion- it's It makes one wonder what constitutes blooms, people get happier and hysterically and walked away. so sweet it makes me cry," he said. good rap. relationships end for some reason or Feature Forum Was this line, a throwback from the According to witnesses, the guy said it Women say sincerity and being nice is another. disco era. bad rap? with a straight face, expecting it to work. the key to good rap. This mass exodus of significant others L D I thought it was until I talked to my However, she laughed at him and said I guess this means the guy who got the has cast many onto the proverbial meat By arry ignan roommate. I told him about this rather she had to tell her friends about the "Ouch- you' re so hot" line to work marlcetlike fish out of water. cheesy hchange and he smiled and said, connection between an onion and her must have really meant it and been nice Yes, I am one of these clueless little •• n,, "It worked for my friend." buttocks. about it. fish learning to survive in dark and . He told me of a time when this friend Not only is the line bad, but I' m not While women apparently want dangerous bar env~nments . many different answers that I'm even did the exact same thing. I guess there is a sure I see the connection between an sincerity, one of my friends, who is I've heard that all one needs to survive more confused than before I tripped into book written somewhere with these lines. . onion and buttocks. apparently well versed, said good rap is in this environment is something called this piranha pool. It seems that guys make To my surprise, the guy left with the Although onions are considered sweet, anything that works. "rap." the biggest deal about rap, while women woman who obviously thought it was a I still fail to see the similarity. I have heard him say things ranging No, it's not the fast-talking stuff with a absorb the whole spectrum of bad lines cute statement Two onions side by side or an onion from good to absolutely pathetic. great beat, but something magical that is and cheesy gimmicks from aspiring males The woman, who had a boyfriend, cut in the middle could resemble buttocks He has hooked up and been yelled at in supposed to come out of the mouth and who think they have good rap. went with the guy to the parking lot and to the trained eye, but a whole onion the same night, so I figured through trial make you an instant stud. One fem'ale friend, who is trying to returned later. doesn't work. and error he would have figured it all out. I have heard friends tell me they have figure this rap stuff out, too, said she We can' t print what happened in the And how many people cry when they So what works? I asked. good rap and bad rap. knows when she gets bad rap. parking lot, and we can't even give any see buttocks they find attractive? "I don't know." But what is all this stuff about rap? She described a night out when an . hints. Examples of bad rap could probably So, being the inquisitive guy I am, I aspiring stud-muffin bumped into her and Must have been the delivery. fill a page Qe<:ause people can't miss it. Larry Dignan is a special ass ignment asked around. said, "Ouch- you're so hot, you just Another female described a time in a Bad rap hits with a THUD that makes reporter for The Review. Feature forums . And didn't find out a thing. I found so burned me" as if he had bumped into a bar when a rapster approached her. everyone say, "Yup, that's bad rap." appear in Tu es days in The Revi ew.

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ay Eric Simon "Waking Up the Neighbors." days?), Adams broke into "It's Only . rocking tune into yet another slow, Do (I Do it For You)." ~sistant Entertainment Ediror Adams elicited the first of many Love," a song he originally recorded drippy Jove song came off Unfortunately, the song was every : PHILADELPHIA - The NHL audience participation numbers with with Tina Turner. unbelievably dry and boring. But the bit as bland live as it was on the :may be on strike, but one feisty little the next song, "Kids Wanna Rock" This was followed by another crowd really didn't seem to care. album, but, amazingly enough, the Canadian still managed to rock the from his 1984 hit album, Reckless. oldie-but-goodie, "Cuts Like a The rest of the band returned to crowd didn't seem to care. -walls of the Spectrum Friday night. The stage contained a frequently Knife," the title cut of his 1983 debut wake up the audience with one of After the band took a breather, · Straight from Oscar night in Los used house light which blanketed the album, which featur~d a riveting Adams' better songs, "In the Heat of they came back to bring down the :Angeles where he performed his entire crowd and served basically as guitar solo from Keith Scott. the Night," off of 19-87's Into the house with "Summer of '69," where :Academy Award-nominated ballad a sort of "applause" sign, like one In a show that held few surprises, Fire. But just as his fans s-tarted Adams put the mike out and let the ·"Everything I Do (I Do It For You)," that you might find on the set of a one certain! y carne when th~ T -shirt rocking, Adams put down his guitar audience sing the entire first verse. :Bryan Adams packed in a sold-out sitcom. clad Adams performed "When the and the opening strains of his smash After thanking Philadelphia for :crowd of teeny-boppers on his first Whenever the light went on, the Night Comes," a song that he gave to hit "Heaven" filled the air. Pimply­ making him "feel really at home," ·stop in Philadelphia in five years. crowd went crazy. Joe Cocker. And it's a good thing faced teens swooned. from side to Adams closed the 22-song, over two The crater-faced Adams opened After a couple more tracks from Cocker took it. side as Bics were lit everywhere. hour show (hey, it was longer than .up with the guitar-driven "House the new album, including the hit Alone on stage, except for They stayed aflame as the group U2!) with "Straight From the Heart." 'Arrest," one of several songs he "Can't Stop This Thing We Started" keyboardist Tommy Mandel on the immediately broke into the Robin Hey! Another ballad! _performed from his current release (why are his song titles so long these organ, Adams attempt to turn the Hood-inspired song, "Everything I Who would have guessed? Adams in an e"treme dose-up. ·Cafe Rossini offers a refreshing change Better days for Boss :Cafe Rossini ~·{oo·~ For those desiring something more offers gourmet alternatives, such as continued from page B1 may be turned off by Springsteen's :950 Elkton Road ·~ , Restaurant substantial than pasta, also available eggplant and tomato, ham, mozzarella religious references, which loosely -737-2500 ·' ., R • areseafood,vealandpoultryentrees. andricottaorclam. love rushed aside I I was Jesus' son encompass half of the album. ' Grade: A- L evtew The chicken sorrentina ($8) is a •For those wanting their daily dose sanctified." There's more mercy, prayers, dish of breast fillets sauteed in wine of vegetables, the restaurant offers Other standouts on this album shrines, devils and churches on this By Melissa Gitter lasagna ($6.75), manicotti ($6.75) and and tomato sauce and smothered with stromboli filled with spinach or include "The Big Muddy," and the album than you could shake a News Features Ediror eggplant parmigiana ($7), but these melted mozzarella cheese. Enough broccoli accompanied by ricotta and sentimental "Lucky Town." Both rosary at; Lucky Town might be Cafe Rossini, named after an areas are not where Cafe Rossini said? mozzarella cheeses ($4.50). songs are fine additions to The more aptly named Vatican City. . Italian operatic composer, is the distinguishes itself. The shrimp alia napoletana The stromboli offer lots of filling Boss's repertoire. There is more than enough to newest addition to the local restaurant Dishes such as potato-gnocchi alia ($8.75), although a dream for garlic without being wrapped in too many But Lucky Town is no utopia. If counter these nuisances, however. scene. romana ($7) and tonellini alia panna and marinara sauce lovers, was hardly layers of dough. the album falters in any way, it may Former E-Street keyboardist Roy It provides a refreshing change ($7) are the ones that will make your a value for the dining dollar because it Less adventurous diners who may well be in the area of repetition. Bittan appears on three tracks and from Newark's standard joints, which . taste buds dance with joy. consisted of only five shrimp and a prefer hot sandwiches, steak "These are better days, baby," adds more than nostalgia to the serve only pizza, burgers, mozzarella Gnocchi are little dumplings made . small bowl of spaghetti. sandwiches or burgers will fmd those Springsteen sings on the opening mix. The use of background sticks and french fries. out of a potato-based pasta. When The restaurant goers who don't at Cafe Rossini, too. song. singers, thank heaven, is kept to a Cafe Rossini offers cafeteria, sit­ covered with ricotta cheese and have many dining dollars to spend, The eggplant pannigiana sandwich After about four minutes, the minimum. When they are used, down or take-out service, and a wide tomato sauce, they become both but want quality, should try the slices ($4.50) is great, featuring tomato audience will know these are better they perform admirably. . array of entrees only minutes away zesty and filling. of oversize pizza ($1.35), featuring sauce that obviously didn't come out days, too. The Boss and company Lucky Town is, in short, a from campus at Suburban Plaza on The tortellini, smothered in a white heaps of toppings and a crispy crust. of a jar. repeat the catchy phrase about 16 pretty decent album. And if you Elkton Road. cream sauce, is a dish guaranteed to For adventurous eaters who desire Cafe Rossini offers so many things times (one "better days" every 15 don't buy this album and itll The menu features a variety of make mouths water from across the toppings other than humdrum to choose from that it guarantees even seconds to be exact). counterpart, The Boss might just salads as well as naked entrees of table. anchovies and olives, Cafe Rossini th'e pickiest eaters dining satisfaction. Also, some audience members hand you your walking papers. ·he record------.... 'Adrenalize' won't The body count's high for lce-T: Body Count between there are Body Count tracks like "A cause any hysteria Warner Brothers Statistic," which tells Grade: B+ you there are more Adrenalize complete coma. black men in prison De(Leppard The band decided to trash all of By Russ Bengston than there are in Mercury Records Clark' s guitar tracks and start over. Assistant Entertainment Editor college. Grade: C+ Now, in 1992, Adrenalize has hit Ice-T, the PMRC 's wet dream, Moving right along, the racks. has never minced words. we get to the sex, :t,, By Russ Bengston It'll probably stay there. Body Count, his latest project, is another favored Ice-T ~sistant Entertainment Ediror Gone is the raw guitar power that a all-black hardcore outfit that topic . In the liner notes of their fourth characterized Pyromania and High combines speed-metal riffs with "KKK Bitch," which album, Adrenalize, the band and Dry. Ice-T's heavy lyrics to rock your amazingly enough is a members note "we've put down on The pop influence that infected world. really good metal cut, tape some of the best music we think Hysteria plagues Adrenalize with a A true crossover, Body Count describes an Ice-T we've ever written." vengeance. Def Leppard's 'Adrenalize' will combines near-rap-style lyrics with sexual encounter with a After listening to Adrenalize, you Cliched lyrics, cliched licks, . leave its loyal fans high and dry. chord-crunching guitar and ballistic daughter of a grand wonder where that tape is. cliched everything. bass to appeal to both the rap and wizard of the KKK. Admittedly, Def Leppard has not The first single, also the first track Prince. the metal crowd. He also mentions, in been the luckiest band in the world. on the album, "Let's Get Rocked," Every song on the album save one Ice-T's likes and dislikes the course of the song, After 1983's smash Pyromania, it sounds like an overw'orked, overly (hold on, you'll know which one in a become immediately apparent. falling in love with was four long years before Hysteria. long spot for a radio station. moment) falls into the genre of Cops are definitely high on the Tipper Gore's two 12- Drummer Rick Allen lost his left The song has some kick, but it "pop-metal trash." dislike list. year-old nieces. arm in a New Year's Eve car wreck. seems fake, contrived somehow. Def Leppard has fallen into the The 18-cut album opens with The question is not Instead of leaving the band, he Maybe it's the lyrics. same LaBrea tar pit of music as "Smoked Pork," and closes with whether this album will learned to use computerized drums, When the main words in a song Motley Crue, Cinderella and Poison, "Cop Killer," two extremely clear get a warning sticker, and in 1987, Hysteria was released. are "Let's get, let's get, let's get with MTV-oriented, lite-rock, FM messages. No cloaking the meaning but how big and how It's been five years now since rocked," you know it's not going to party music leaving nothing to really here. many. Hysteria. Leppard stretched the time be so deep. listen to ... just background. The second track, '"Body "The Winner Loses" to the max by releasing over half the Songs like "Goos of War" at least Every song save-two is about love Count's In the House," is a typical is about drug abuse, songs from it, making video after seemed to mean something. and/or sex. rap deal, with a lot of repetition, no and for a while is video. A song like " I Wanna Touch U" Anyway, the one saving grace on real singing and an introduction of almost ballad-like. Just as the band was completing (yes U) can't mean anything, not to the album was previously released as the band, who all hail from (where lce-T's voice seems work on the long-awaited follow-up, mention the "U," which is just plain a 'B' side on one of Hysteria's else?) South Central, Los Am!eles to resemble Jimi guitarist Steve "Steamin" Clark died ridiculous. many singles. "Tear it Down" is a (LA), or "Home of the Body Bag" Hendrix's in places, Man with a violent mission. lce-T brings the after drinking himself into a This is Def Leppard here, not ripping rock song that will definitely as lce-T calls it. and the driving guitar streets of L.A. to the record store shelves. not get played on the soft-rock The album also features Ice-T's is a welcome addition. stations; unlike the rest of the album. first cut with Body Count, titled Flipping over to side Luckily; Adrenalize is only 45 simply "Body Count" from Ice-T's two, "Evil Dick" has nothing to do rock bands. minutes long. Were it as lengthy as Original Gangster. It has been with Richard Nixon . It's kinda Body Count is as hard, mean Hysteria, hysterics may have placed, in its entirety, with no funny, in a way. and nasty as the streets in which the Summer resulted. changes, on the album as "On With Ice-T rails against prejudice as band grew up. The rap influence is Looking at the liner notes further, the Body Count." well. "Mama's Gotta Die Tonight" very strong, especially in lce-T's one notices that Executive Producer As most Ice-T songs do, it deals uses its blood-soaked lines to talk lyrics. flo using John "Mutt" Lange co-wrote every with LA and death. to people about prejudice, You think there was a lot of song with the exception of "Tear it There is a trend here. especially passed-down prejudice. cursing on Use Your Illusion II? Down." "Bowels Of the Devil," the next Speaking about prejudice, "There You ain't seen nothing yet. m Will you be working, doing an internship, or A hint to the hard-of-hearing­ real track, also deals with LA. Goes the Neighborhood" goes on Looks like the Original Gangster enjoying a summer in New York? You can jungle cats. Yawn. about prejudice in a more exact has found himself a new hobby. live in the heart or Greenwich Village as an Let him stick to producing. Oh. 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On Sports By Dan B. Spring fling brings Levine softball three wins " •' Viva Las By Brandon Jamison well defensively, we made some when senior Kim Griffin hit a Assisranr Spotts Editot offensive mental mistakes. It was two-out bases-loaded triple . But At the same time university just a very frustrating day." when the Explorers appealed, the students were catching rays over Ferguson said fatigue may umpire ruled that Griffin had not Rollie and Spring Break, the Delaware have been a factor in her team's touched first base and called her women's softball team was performance. out, ending the inning. collecting a few wins. " After the game against An unfazed Richino pitched other tales But a week of prosperity ended LaSalle on Friday (11 innings), the final inning of the wild game Some observations from a sports in disappoinunent as the Hens (6- we just played very flat," she and didn't allow LaSalle to week which saw an ex-champ become 6 overall, 0 -0 North Atlantic said. capitalize on the momentum a janitor and the Shark Tank filled. Conference) were swept by The results were different for swing. Bucknell University in a the LaSalle game, however, as "That was the best game in Strike? Where? doubleheader on Saturday. Delaware pulled out a 2-1 years we've been in," said It figures. Delaware lost the first game 5- victory. Ferguson. "It was terrific to be a In the National Hockey League's 75 4, in a tense affair that came Sophomore Jen Lawson and part of it." years of existence, there was never a down to the last at-bat. senior Cheryl Richino were the Things came a little easier in a players strike. In the bottom of the seventh, heroes of the day, as Richino doubleheader against Lafayette Until last Wednesday, that is. with the teams deadlocked at pitched a complete game, University on March 28. But the strike took precedence in four, Lady Bisons catcher Jen allowing only six hits and striking Delaware routed the Leopards 9-0 the sports world right? Yuengling, who finished 3-for 4, out four. Lawson went 3-for-4, and· 10-0 on a day that featured Absolutely not. singled and stole second. She scoring both runs for the Hens. outstanding pitching UNLV hiring Rollie Massimino as scored on an error with two outs Delaware scored the winning performances by starters Richino its basketball coach and the inside and Bucknell broke a five-game run in the top of the 11th when and freshman Jen Ballier word of LSU superman Shaquille losing streak to the Hens. Lawson singled and advanced to "The Bucknell sweep humbled O'Neal leaving college for the NBA In addition, the Hens' four­ second on a bunt single by us a little," said Ferguson of the dominated the sports page. game winning streak was ended. freshman Lisa Kosanovich. teams disappointing end to it's The NHL can't get anything right, · The Lady Bisons momentum Senior Jen Skrobela laid down a week . "We just have to stay and if the owners and players do not carried over to the second game, sacrifice bunt that was organized and on top of things." act quickly, the future of the league which they won easily 8-2. mishandled by LaSalle first STOLEN BASES-Senior Kim might be in doubt. Winning pitcher Heidi Dawson baseman Kerri McGahey Griffin collected her lOOth career It was an intelligent move on behalf collected the win, throwing a allowing Lawson to score what base hit in the first game against of the players union to strike before the four-hitter. turned out to be a very important Lafayette. She is only the third Stanley Cup Playoffs because they THE REVIEW I Jeff Ctidland "Everything that could go run. player in school history to have already received their full salaries Senior Cheryl Richino pitched Delaware to two victories over Spring wrong did," said Delaware coach The Hens had apparently put achieve this distinction. The Hens for the year, and playoff money is only Break. The Hens took three out of five of their games to go to 6-6. B.J . Ferguson. "We didn't move three more runs on the board host Villanova today. marginal. Their labor agreement with the owners ran out last September and the strike became inevitable when communication between t11e two sides Coles slams in continually broke down. Baseball takes eight ~ The owners, on the other hand, make most of their money in the ·com petition playoffs via increased ticket prices and of 11 over break other arena revenues. By Jeff Pearlman The strike could get really nasty if Wallace continues torrid hitting for hot Hens Sports Editor the owners decide to forget the For those Delaware basketball fanatics who think senior By Jason Sean Garber pitchers for six hits in eight at bats, playoffs and lock the players out into forward Alexander Coles is the greatest thing to tlle slam Sports Ed•tor including a double and a home run next season. dunk since Julius Erving, tllink again. The Little Train Engine that Did. (his fifth of the season), to raise his The NHL will then be in a Sunday night at tlle Williams Ar~na in Minneapolis, Coles The Delaware baseball team season average to .547. desperate situation, because witllout a competed in the fourth annual College Basketball Slam Dunk steamed its way through a 11-game In the nightcap, Diienno launched national television contract, there's a and Three Point Shooting Championship. The event was part spring break, winning eight to raise two homers and drove in four runs as good chance much fan suppon will be of tlle festivities for tlle NCAA Final Four week. their record to 16-5 and 8-4 in the tlle Hens stomped on Boston 13-2. lost from this dispute. The 6-foot, 6-inch Hens' co~aptain placed sixtll out of tlle North Atlantic Conference. Junior pitcher Jason Pierson tossed With the NBA Playoffs on the eight Division I competitors witll a total score of71.1. Four of those wins came against a complete game win in the first horizon and with baseball beginning, Each athlete was given tllree attempts to slam, and the NAC foe Boston University last match to go 6-0 on the season and sports fans arcn 't going to have lime to dunks were rated on a scale of 1.0 to 10.0 by a panel of weekend 12-6, 24-4 on Saturday and freshman hurler Curt Schnur also think about the hockey strike. basketball celebrities including Louisiana State University 6-3, 13-2 on Sunday to sweep the threw a complete game to up hi s men's basketball coach Dale Brown and Minnesota Terriers. record to 2-1. The bitter end begins Timberwolf guard Doug West. In Saturday's contests, Delaware Delaware also beat LaSa lle He wants to be "just one of tlle guys Following misses on his first two attempts, Coles carne now." pounded out 13 hits in tlle first game University on April I 18-3, to put tlle tllrough in a big way on the third try. and 24 in the nightcap, including Hens in the Liberty Bell Classic Poor Mike Tyson. After jogging from the far end of the court, Coles picked seven home runs in the doubleheader. Semifinals at Veterans Stadium, in Years ago, being "one of the guys" up speed and ran to the foul line, where he launched off one meant boxing and becoming Juniors outfielder Tom Lafferty (2), Philadelphia on April 14tll against the foot, flew tllrough the air and slammed horne a two-handed outfielder Brian Lesher, Bill Dilenno, University of Pennsylvania. heavyweight champion of tlle world. jam. Even tllough his foot was slightly over the line, no one But now it means sweeping floors Bruce Hannah, senior Mike Gomez Coppin State University, Howard seemed to care. and sophomore Brian Wallace all University and NAC opponent the in a correctional institution in The result was a standing ovation from tlle packed crowd homered for the Hens in the University of New Hampshire also fell Indianapolis. of over 10,000 spectators, and a score of 34.6 from the panel onslaught. to the Hens on their spring power Two weeks ago, Tyson was of four judges. The grade was the sixth highest single dunk Also, pitchers senior Scott drive. sentenced to six years in jail for his score. Bechtold and junior Greg Hammond Delaware hopes to continue its rape conviction in January. Calvin Talford of East Tennessee State won the contest . hurled complete games in the winning march against Villanova Wr;ty For now, Tyson's new lawyer, Alan THE REVIEW I Pamela De Stefano televised by ESPN. Saturday conquest. University today at the Delaware Dershowitz, has been unsuccessful in Alex Coles slams one of his many dunks. · Sunday, Wallace drilled Terrier Diamond at 3 getting tlle ex-champ released while an On pm. appeal is pending. Tyson may. have finally realized the No breaks, only losses trouble he is in. The smile has probably been removed from his face, as he spends for women's lacrosse 19 hours a day sitting in a little cell while beinl>l"iust one of the J.lUVS." Hens drop contests to Leopards, Nittany Lions Blackjack in Vegas By Dan B. Levine to a 15-10 win. Leopards attack Liz The famous Villanova match-up Managing Editor Bagley scored four of her six goals zone in Las Vegas? Here's a quick pop quiz. during Lafayette's spurt, as the Whose puuing who on here? Which of the following do not go Leopards (2-2) made a defensive That's like saying Madonna's going hand in hand? change to stem the tide of the contest. to play the Mirage with Wayne A. Duke and the Final Four. "They went into a zone," said Hens Newton. B. Abbott and Costello. senior attack Meghan Mulqueen, who Nah it's true, Villanova men's C. Oliver Stone and controversy. scored three goals. "We hadn't really basketball coach Rollie Massimino D. The Delaware women's lacrosse practiced too much against a zone and ended a 19-year affiliation at the team and Spring Break. we're so used to all of us going on fast school last Wednesday when he If D was your answer, you're breaks. accepted the 'head-coaching job at absolutely correct. "So it's a change for us . It was UNLV. No, the Hens weren ' t running smart on Lafayette's part because we Massimino replaces embittered around the beaches of Cancun or had great passing combinations and as basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian, and Miami, instead for the second straight soon as they went into a zone, they will attempt to turn around a program year, they spent the week battling slowed us down a lot." with more violations than reputed Lafayette and Penn State. The offensive drought would mobster John Gotli . And for the second straight year, continue for Delaware Thursday as In the case of the now Walking Delaware dropped both games to those they took on sixth-ranked Penn State. Rebels, Massimino fits the bill schools. Last year, the Hens scored eight times perfectly. The II th-ranked Hens (2-4) began in a 14-8 loss to the then top-ranked His players graduatiqn rates have their uneventful week at Lafayette last Nittany Lions. been near perfect and Rollie formed a Tuesday. Delaware, buoyed by three Thursday, Delaware would not be family .atmosphere for each of his 19 first-half goals by sophomore auack so fortunate. teams, which is something UNLV Jennifer Rinnander, built a quick 5-1 Penn State's stifling defense, needs to escape a tarnished past. lead only 14 minutes and 43 seconds combined with the Hens' tentative into the game. offense translated into a 11-1 Nittany Ghosts don't go away The 13th-ranked Leopards must Lions rout. Delaware's one goal was SponsChannel spoiled the baseball have felt comfortable because they • its lowest output in school history. season for Bostoo Red Sox fans before were in a similar position against the "We just didn't 'challenge that much they got a chance to enjoy it. Hens last year, when they rallied from in the first half," said Hens coach The channel replayed games six and a three-goal deficit to defeat MaryBeth Holder, "and when we were seven of the 1986 World Series Delaware. staning to challenge, we were getUng continuously last weekend. Lafayette scored seven of the next double and triple teamed. Need I say more. THE REVIEW/. Pifi'M!Ia Wr~ De Stefano eight goals to enter halftime with.an 8- "(The Nittany Lionsl were excellent The Delaware women's lacrosse team will try to end a two-game losing streak this afternoon at 6 lead and never looked back en route Dan B. Levine is a MatJaBirw Editor Drexel University. The Hens are 2-4 and are playing an unranked opponent for the first time • see WOMEN pap 86 ofThe Review. If it's Spring.... it must mean baseball

By jason Sean Garber By Dan B. Levine By Jeff Pearlman By Brandon Jamison Sports Editor Managing Editor Sports Editor Assistant Spotts Editor If the National League East was a television show it Why have three other divisions in baseball? The American League West defies logic. Simply put, the American League East will be a study in would be the Twiiight Zone. The National League West is so strong that the Ever since the Oakland A's dominated the early 1970s mediocrity. As exciting as the West will be, the East will If thi s division was an, it would be Surrealism. World Series should be fought in a round robin behind the pitching of Jim Hunter, Vida Blue and Rollie provide as much entertainment as watching Ice melt. : The East makes no sense; it is bizarre, bordering on tournament between the three best teams in baseball, all Fingers, baseball's so-called "experts" have said pitching But the Toronto Blue Jays will emerge from the pack in; abstract, a side-show freak to the other baseball attractions. of which are tenants in the NL West. wins. say, the ftrst week of the season and establish themselves as So here it goes: Into the Great Wide Open '92. The champion/chump of the NL East will be pigeon But in the year of big bucks and big bats, the California the team to beat.. · •New York Mets- Only because on paper they look the feed for this winner come October. Angels, a team with the three best left-handed starters in The Jays are solid from almost every angle. They will be a best. Wi th an offense led by the $5 Million-Dollar Man And the playoffs will open in Cincinnati, where baseball, are doomed for the cellar. force off the mound with Juan Guzman (10-3, 2.99), Jimmy Bobby Bonilla, Howard Johnson, Eddie Murray and Vince general manager Bob Quinn has recharged the troops to Meanwhile, the other six clubs will battle and slug their Key (16-12, 3.05), Dave Stieb (4-3, 3.17), Todd Stottlemeyre Coleman they should put many a run on the board. make the Cincinnati Reds the premier team in baseball. way for a closely contested division title. ( 15-8, 3.78), and closer Tom Henke (32 saves). Also, with a pitching staff that includes David Cone, Bret Sure flame-throwing relief ~ce Rob Dibble will be The winner and new champions will be the heavy hitting Toronto must really enjoy rubbing it in because they Saberhagen, John Franco and Dwight Gooden this team sidelined until May with tendinitis, but Quinn went out Chicago White Sox. When it comes to lineups, from top to picked up 1991 World Series MVP Jack Morris (18-12, 3.43) should shut-Dave Winfield (28 home But, their strength on offense is also their weakness on top in 1992. Frank Thomas, shortstop Ozzie Guillen , third baseman rurtS, 86 runs batted in). defense. Whi le Johnson, Bonill a and Coleman spark the He addressed the starting pitching department first Robin Ventura and catcher Carlton Fisk made up four-ftfths And the Blue Jays are just as fearsome on the other side of basepaths on offense, they only spark the fans and manager and stole lefty Greg Swindell (60-55, lifetime) from of one of the baseball's best infields last year. The addition of the plate. Joe Carter, Kelly Gruber, Devon White, and JeffTorborg's ire with their mesh gloves. Cleveland and picked up Tim Belcher (10-9, 2.62, ex-Yankee Steve Sax at second gives the Chi Sox an Robeno Alomar should all orovide healthv. ifr.ot outstandinl! 199 1) from the Dodgers for underachieving outfielder unbeatable urtit. numbers this year. Beyond Franco and Tim Burke, they have a bullpen as Eric Davis. empty as the Grand Canyon. To win, the Sox have to step up in the arms race. Potential The Boston Red Sox- seem to be the best of the worst. Combine those two with ace Jose Rijo (15-6, 2.51 ), Cy Young-winner Jack McDowell (17-10, 3.41 ERA) leads a They may even give Toronto a run for the division title, but First place, provided Gooden, Coleman and Daryl Boston former 20-game winner Tom Browning and young are not arrested and convicted on rape charges. staff counting on 44-year old knuckJeballer Charlie Hough it's doubtful. Chris Hammond and you understand why the bullpen (9-1 0, 4.02) to discover the fountain of youth. The Sox possibly have the best right- and left-handed •Pittsburgh Pirates- Would have been first, until they won't be under duress in 1992. held a flea market sale of their valuable players like John Shortstop Barry Larkin (20 HR, 69 RBI, .302) has If the Sox wind up with a one-man rotation, the Seattle pitchers in baseball. The 1991 Cy Young winner, Roger Smiley and Bill Landrum. become the best all-around player in the game, and Mariners ship will come in. Clemens and 1987 Cy Young winner Frank Viola should Barry Bonds, Jay Bell, Kirk Gibson and Andy VanSlyke Larkin along with first baseman Hal Morris (.31 8), th ird But just like Chicago, theM's have to show they have provide the strongest 1-2 punch in the majors, but the rest of pace a once-potent offe nse that must pick up for the baseman Chri s Sabo (.301 , 26 HR, 88 RBI), second more than two qual ity starters. the pitching staff will receive a standing eight-count all departure of Bonilla. baseman Bip Roberts (26 SB) and catchers Jeff Reed Six-foot-eight-inch Randy Johnson (13-10, 3.98) and 1990 season. But the question is not the offense, but rather the pitching. and Joe Oliver make up baseball 's top infi eld along ace Eri k Hanson (8-8, 3.81 ) give Seattle two top staners, and Offensively, Boston has a handful of hitters who can With the dumping of 20-game winner Smiley and bullpen with slugger Paul O'Neill and a balanced outfield . priorto Brian Holman's injury theM 's had three. produce at the plate. Mo Vaughn, Ellis Burks, Mike leader Landrum, the Pirates will look to ace pitcher Doug America's Team, according to Ted Turner, returned Instead, new manager Bill Plummer will count on baby- Greenwell, Jack Clark and Phil Plantier will all hit the ball far Drabek, Zane Sm ith, Randy Tomlin and a bull pen by in 1991 , but the Atlanta Braves will not repeat their faced Dave F1eming (2-0, 1.13 at AAA Calgary) to pick up and they'll have to, considering their sloth-like speed. committee to help overcome the subtraction of those two. di vision title in '92. the slack. · The Baltimore Orioles will be third this year, 90 percent •Philadelphia Phillies- The Phillies are young, like their The big three of Cy Young Winner Tom Gl avine, Centerfielder Ken Griffey Jr. Jay Buhner and newly of the credit going to the pitching staff. They'll need a strong equine counterparts. John Smeltz and Steve Avery return, but35-year-old acquired Kevin Mitchell makes Seattle king of the West effon from their arms to offset their poor hitting. Terry Mulholland, TollUTly Greene, Mitch Williams and Charlie Leibrandt is a question mark as is Mike Bilecki. outfields. The O's have a solid mixture of raw youth and veteran newl y-acquired Barry Jones form the core of a young, but Alejandro Pena (14 saves in 14 opportunities for It's always hard to repeat, and for the World Champion experience on the mound. The fireballs of Mike Mussina, Bob extremely talented core of pitchers that also includes Kyle Atlanta) returns with Juan Berenguer to form a Mjnnesota Twins to do it in such a tight division wi ll be near Milacki and Ben McDonald will make people forget the formidable bullpen. impossible. · M&M boys in New York. Abbott, Andy Ashby, Jose DeJesus and Curt Schilling. The outfield of Ron Gant, David Justice, Otis Nixon Their offense is centered around Lenny Dykstra, who The staff of Jolm Smiley (20-8, 3.08). Scott Fiickson (20- Baltimore has almost no hitting power beyond 1991 AL and Lonnie Smith is superb, balancing power and speed. 8, 3.18) and vastly underrated righty Kevin Tapani (16-9, MVP Cal Ripken and slugger Glenn Davis, who is coming could be the best leadoff hiller in the league. John Kruk, The infield is where the Braves shortcomings will be Dale Murphy, Darren Daulton, Dave Hollins and Wes because Terry Pendelton will not have another career 2.99) is good, but not good enough for a repeat. off a year in which he missed 105 games due to a neck injury. Chamberlain come along for the ride. year,but Atlanta will have enough to hold off Darryl Texas Rangers' manager Bobby Valentine has gone a After this season, Detroit will officially be named the •St. Louis Cardinals-Have a shot at first with the bringing Strawberry and the Los Angeles Dodgers. record seven years without a division championship. Make it Windy City 11, due to the huge gusts of wind coming out of in of the Busch Stadium fences. But Todd Zeile, Felix Jose, LA 's troika of Strawberry, buddy Eric Davis and eight.. Tiger Stadium from the bats of the hapless Detroit Tigers. Ozzie Smith and Ray Lankford will not bring a ti tle to St. Brett Butler make up another exceptional outfield, but The Kansas City Royals claim to have a new attitude The real story for the Tigers will be their hitting ...and their Lou is. the Dodgers infield is like a land mine and the weak (again?) and some new sluggers, but no reliable proven arms. missing. Cecil Fielder will be the first major league player to Apologies to Chicago Cubs and the Montreal Expos bullpen guarantees a third place fi nish ahead of the. San To say the Oakland Athletics are aging is a slight either hit a home run or strike out in every at-bat this seac;on. fans, for their teams wiii battl e for bragging rights to say they Diego Padres , San Francisco Giants and the Houston understatement, and the California Angels have Hubie The New York Yankees, Cleveland Indians and the did not fmish in last place of this lowl y, confusing division. Astros. Brooks balLing cleanup. Enough said. Milwaukee Brewers bring up the rear .

"They're a good team, but still, last year we lost to them 14-8, so Center to receive Women we can score. It's th e first game that anybody 's held us to one goal. continued fro m page 85 I just think we have to take more chances and go in ." historic court with their double and triple teams, "I still feel we're a good team," but wh en you have a double and said Holder. "We 're just very up By Dan B. Levine special to our new fac ility," he triple team with the ba ll , that and down . I don' t know what to Managing Ediror said. means there's two people open, and expect game to game." ROTARY FOUNDATION If they build it, it will come. The 60-foot by 112-foot we weren't quick enough with our The Hens get a break from top- No , a baseball diamond isn ' t northern hard-maple strip floor was reactions to hit the open player." 20 competition today at Drexel AMBASSADORIAL SCHOLARSHIPS going to pop up in the new Bob manufactured for the Twin City Penn State (5-2) dominated the University when they play th ei r 1 FOR 1993-1994 ACADEMIC YEAR Carpenter Center, but rather Organizing Committee for use in contest from the outset as attack first game against an unranked Delaware is receiving a famous the Metrodome by Horner Flooring •Lori Fitzgerald scored the first of opponent. basketball court for the building. Company of Dollar Bay, Mich. her five goals just 14 seconds into HIGH STICKING­ A COMPETITIVE GRANTS PROGRAM The portable court used th is past The 203-panel portable floor is the game. Rinnander's 22-game point scoring weekend for the Final Four in the being dismantled today, and OF DISTRICT 7630 Niuany .Lions midfielder Marcy streak came to an end in the loss to' NCAA Division I Men's shipped back to Michigan where it Kolongowski carried the ball into Penn State. She leads the team in Basketball Tournamen t is will be refinished with the the Hens' defensive zone and made scoring with 14 goals and five pymose· To further International understanding and beginning a journey that will take it Delaware and Bob Carpenter a quick pass to Fitzgerald, who assists, followed by Mulqueen friendly relations among peoples of different countries. to the facility for use next season. Center markings. zipped a shot past Delaware (eight goals, one assist) and Rotary Scholars are expected to be outstanding "ambassa­ "We're delighted to have the The floor's history will also be sophomore goalkeeper Katie Jennifer Hadley (six goals, two dors of goodwill." opportunity to be able to obtain noted in the refinishing with a Partlow. assists). Freshman Brenda Lear such an exceptional playing surface small version of the Minnesota Penn State's constant motion and Kathy Hogan each have three for our new fa cility," said Final Four logo being placed on the TYPES OF SCHOLARSHIPS AND ELIGIBILITY offense contrasted vastly with the goals and three assists for six Delaware Athletic Director Edgar floor border. Hens' auack, which was stagnant points, while Catherine Tropp has REQUIREMENTS: Johnson. Last year's Final Four floor at times. scored three goals. Jen Root and "The Pro King floor is the best from Indianapolis' Hoosier Dome Mulqueen, who scored Joanne Dobson made their 57th AJtJmt Up to $18,000 (tuition, room and board) made, and the added fact of its was cut-up and sold as souvenir Delaware's lone goal, said: "We're straight starts Thursday against historical significance as a floor + transportation fragments to basketball fanatics. not going in and shooting as much Penn State. built for the NCAA championship, as we should. Uodergmdyate· Requires 2 years university woi'X prior to I think adds a little something beginning of scholarship. Ages 18-24. Single. Duration 9 months. Graduate· Bachelor's or equivalent degree prior to schol­ Mar. 31 Mar. 28 arship. Ages 1B-30. Single or married. Duration 9 Scoreboard Lafarette 15 Delaware 1 o Delaware 6 UMBC 3 months. Apri 2 Mar. 30 Baseball Penn State 11 Delaware 1 Delaware 7 St. Leo 0 Eligibility; Applicants whose permanent address is in the Mar. 28 April3 district (Delaware and Eastern-Shore Maryland). Delaware 7 New Hampshire 3 Men's Lacrosse Delaware 6 Wis/Creen Bay 3 New Hampshire 14 Delaware 11 Mar. 28 On deck Language· Applicants applying for a university in a non­ Mar. 29 Delaware 11 New Hampshire 2 English speaking country must read, write and speak the New Hampshire 12 Delaware 5 April1 Today language of the host country. New Hampshire 1 0 Delaware 9 Delaware 18 Bucknell 8 Softball vs. Villanova, 3:00p.m., Mar . 31 Apri14 doubleheader. Applications; Application m~terials are available in the Delaware 8 Howard 6 Rutgers 8 Delaware 1 April1 office of International Programs and Special Sessions, 325 Men's Tennis at Coppin State, Delaware 18 La Salle 3 Softball Hulllhen Hall 2:00p.m. April2 Mar. 28 Delaware 15 Coppin State 4 Information Meeting· A representative of Rotary Club Delaware 9 Lafayette 0 Women's Lacrosse at Drexel, 3:30 April4 Delaware 10 Lafayette 0 p.m. Wilmington-West will answer questions on AW:IL.a 4:0(). Delaware 12 Boston U. 6 April3 5:00p.m. In 209 SmHh Hall. Delaware 24 Boston U. 4 Delaware 2 La Salle 1 Baseball vs. Villanova, 3:00p.m. ' ' t"'ti..J April4 . [)Mdl!ot· All completed application materials should be Delaware 6 Boston U. 3 Bucknell 5 Delaware 4 Wednesd•y returned to International Programs and Special Sessions, Delaware 13 Boston U. 2 Bucknell 8 Delaware 2 Baseball vs. Rider, 3:00 p.m. 325 Hullihen Hall by Wldntlday Mav 15 1992. Women's Lacrosse Men's Tennis

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MONOPOLY® GAME TOURNAMENT FALL SEMESTER 1992 SATURDAY, APRIL 11,1992 12:00 noon to 6:00p.m. The University of Delaware offers study abroad programs in manr exciting ~laces througho~t the world. 314 Wyoming Road, Newark Participate in a study abroad program and experience the fascinating and uruque world of different hosted by Alpha Epsilon Pi and cultures and people. Association for the Rights of Citizens with Mental Retardation in Delaware SEMESTER IN MADRID SEMESTER IN LONDON COURSES INCLUDE COURSES INCLUDE FUN! PRIZES! A CHANCE AT STATE TITLE! taU 1ft llnsllol\ ntl!pt Spullol\ l.ulp9' cluoa) ARlH301 · MGdm>Aidllt.ecture~ 17SG-1900 3a. ARlH W - Sarinar Ill Hllloty c;f Art ~ a. s.rilj'i8 ilrl• (;sa.- c;_, 8. For more information or tickets see AE1t or ENCl. 351 · lntrodudloll to lrlth Utonture 3 cr. COMM '21 -Imraal:.-.reo::.~= c_;t!¬n ENCl. C72 - Stud loo In tho 0...... 3 cr. call ARC/DE 996-9400. la-nai Contoxta 3 cr. s.rilj'i8 A"'(; sa.-c;_, A. HlSI' 352 - Caalell'f'Orory European Sadety 3 a . HlSI' 315 . Hllolmy olllnpnd: 1715 tol'ftoent 3 cr. $5.00 to enter as a player or spectator. s.rilj'i8 ""' (;sa.-c....., 8. s.NjW ilrl• & sa.-c....., 8. POSC 310-EuropoanCownunrnla lcr. MUlC 101 - Appredltlon of Muolc 3 cr. SPAN 106- Spollllh D.£1ement.uy/latomwdlato Cc r. Sali tbo ..~-ofl'ubrllcoobon, sa.-c_, • A UniiiOdWwy~ SPAN 107- Spollllh W·lntomwdlato Ccr . POSC441 · Prob...,..oiW-...Europeanl'lllltlalbyCourmy 3 cr. Divition ofToob Corpcntion, for it. 1'N1 ettatr: tradin& &anm SPAN205 - SponlohConvenotlon Jcr. md ' andi.wcdwith ' ' SalUfia ""' & sa.-c...., c. SPAN 211 - Spollloh ClvUizotlon and C111h&"' 3 cr. ENCl. l!l9 - lntrodudloll to tilt NDftl 3 cr. SaliuwC-,8. S.i

Study Abroad programs ~~ring _, ihe Spring Seinestn takt pltlct : ;;a; · Costa 'RkQ, LOmlim~ Paris, . scothlnd imd Vienna . .,... ' ·.

•All undergraduate studenl5, regardless of m•Jor, can partldpate . •All courses carry University of Delaware aedJL Some courses fulfill College group requJremenl5. •Ca.t minimal- lndudes regular University of Delaware tulUon and 1 program fee covering airfare, housing. aelected group exc:urlliona, coww related 1ct1vtUes, IJid 1011\e meals in some programs. •Study Abr01d echolarshipe are IVailable. Enrich and enhance your life, your career, and the people with whom you interract. Develop a sincere appreciation for another point of view, understand different lifestyles and customs, truly become open minded: participate in a study abroad program! PLAN AHEAD! Application Deadline; AprillO

Detailed information about the study abroad opportunities is available at the office of International Programs and Special Sessions,-325 Hulllhen Hall, • 831-2852. I) I I I \' I· R Y

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REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE A NEW STIJDENT? The ew Student Orientation Office is currentl y recruiting student · Orientation Assistants for Summe r 1992.

QUALifiCATIONS: Enthusiasti c U.D. students who have a desire to assist new students andlheir parents in the transition 'to Dela ware. Excellent communication skills and basic knowledge of the Unive rsity is required . The ability to relate well wi th different people is also needed. Leadership experience is aplu s. Applicants must have completed at least 12 credits with a minimum 2.0 g.p.a.

EMPLOYMENT: Weekdays from june 22-july 29, include paid training days. Some part-tim e positions may be avail able before and after New Student Orientation.

APPliCATION: Application deadline is April13, 1992. Applications are available in the Admi sions Office, 116 Hullihen Hall, the Visitors Center, 196 S. College Avenue, or in the New Student Orientation Office, 188 Orchard Road.

QUESTIONS?? Ca ll the SO Office at 831-6331 or stop by 188 Orchard Road .

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Where's the best place for a student to get a lbwerBook? Your authorized Apple campus reseller can help you select the best computer for you. You'll also find special student pricing on all Apple products-including printers. If you're interested in financing your purchases, be sure to ask for details about the Apple Computer Loan, a financing program for the purchase of Apple The PowerBook offers a new level ofcompa tibiliry. Its Apple SuperDrive'"disk drive can read from and write to Macintosh products. and MS. DOS disks. Add a program such as SoftPC and you can Discover how you can fill all your computing needs. VISit your run M5-DOS programs, too~ Apple campus reseller today.

A trackball and palm rests make the PowerBook e:xtraordi11arily comfortable for both left-a11d right-banded people to use.

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Powcrllook 100 16-MHz68000 S.llb. 2MB/4MB 20MB/40MB External Optional (optional) Powcrllook 140 16-MHz68030 6.8lb. 2MB/4MB 20MB/40MB Internal Optional Every PowerBook comes with AppleTalk ~ Powcrllook 170 25-MHz 68030 6.8 1b. 4MB 40MB Internal Sta ndard Remote Access StJjtware, which allows you 68882coproa:ssor to retrieve files or applications from a remote Macirllosh~ computer via phone line. All Pow1!r8ook models ca 11 be e:xpa r~ded to 8MB of memory. It 's like being i11two places at once.

' To run MS.OOS software, all you oc'td is o program such as SoftPC and an Apple SupcrDrive. The SuperDrive is standard on the Powerllook 140 and 170, and available as an option with the Powerllook 100. " Comparisons are based on a 1991 independen t research study conducted by Ingram l..aboratories that tested a variety of personal com pute~ running applicatiof\1 available for both the Ma ci nt ~ h and Micro;olt Windows 3.0 environments. C 1992 Apple Computer. Inc. Apple, the Apple logo, AppleTalk , and Macintosh are registered trademarks of Apple Computer, Inc. Apple SupcrDrive and Powerllook arc trademarks of Apple Computer, Inc. MS. DOS Is a registered trademark, and Windows is a trademark, of Microsoft Corporation. Soft PC is a registcrt.-d trademark of Insignia Solutio!\\, Inc. ® Yosemite photograph C 1992 Usa Strong-Authauser. Additional photography by Paul Matsuda. Printed onr.c:ycled pap.« wh:haor lnllt . Printed in U.S.A. 192 BPtlS I ~M