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5Th Annual Heroes4heroes Los Angeles Police Memorial Foundation Celebrity Poker Tournament & Casino Night Party Sunday November 17, 2019 @ 4Pm
5th Annual Heroes4Heroes Los Angeles Police Memorial Foundation Celebrity Poker Tournament & Casino Night Party Sunday November 17, 2019 @ 4pm Over 50 celebrities and community members will gather together to play poker, casino games and enjoy a party to help raise money for the children and widows of LAPD Officers that have been killed in the line of Duty. Without the help of the foundation many of their kids will not have the opportunity to go to college, will lack basic funds for sporting activities or even medical costs. We hope you can join us to support this worthy cause. *poker*casino games*party*cocktails*music*food*auction*raffle*photobooth*red carpet arrivals and more… Since its inception in 1972, the Foundation has granted more than $18 million for medical, funeral and educational expenses without any taxpayer money. Past Celebrity supporters include: Jack Nicholson, Jerry West, Wayne Gretzky, Mark Wahlberg, Elton John, Sugar Ray Leonard, Vin Scully, Dennis Quaid, Kelsey Grammer, Eddie Van Halen, Samuel L. Jackson, Richard Dreyfuss, Chris O'Donnell, George Lopez, Larry King, Tommy Lasorda, Oscar de la Hoya, Rihanna, Ray Romano, Betty White, Andy Garcia, Luke Wilson, Gene Simmons, Marlon Wayans, Backstreet Boys, Paula Abdul, David Hasselhoff, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Bob Newhart, Telly Savalas, Johnny Grant, James Gandolfini and many more. Each year, superstars from TV, Film, Music and Sports join together to show support for the men & women who serve their community. This star-studded event is covered by mainstream media worldwide and is great exposure for sponsors who participate. Our events are covered by top mainstream entertainment media such as People, US Weekly, OK Magazine, Star, Extra, E Entertainment, Access Hollywood, Daily Mail, Extra, Variety, Hollywood Reporter and worldwide news outlets including Yahoo Finance, Yahoo Sports, Market Watch/Dow Jones, Reuters, Bloomberg Business Week, Fox News and more. -
Cast Bios Betty White
CAST BIOS BETTY WHITE (Annie Eason) – Betty White was born in Oak Park, Illinois and grew up in Los Angeles. After graduating from Beverly Hills High School, she got her big break when she joined a local live TV program. Two years later, White inherited the show. Forming her own production company, White and her partners produced a number of projects for television while she became a popular figure on talk, variety and game shows. She is the winner of two daytime Emmy® Awards. In primetime, she won two Emmy® Awards for her portrayal of Sue Ann Nivens, the Happy Homemaker, on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show.” She earned two more Emmys® for her roles in “The Golden Girls” and “The John Larroquette Show.” White narrated the New Year’s Day Tournament of Roses Parade on network television for 20 years and the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade for 10. She has appeared in a number of feature films including “Dennis the Menace Strikes Again” and “Bringing Down the House.” Her motion picture-for-television credits include “Chance of a Lifetime” and “Stealing Christmas.” White’s most recent guest-starring roles have been on “Everwood,” “Malcolm in the Middle,” “My Wife and Kids” and “The Practice,” for which she was nominated for yet another Emmy®. An avid activist for the health and welfare of animals, White created, wrote and hosted a syndicated TV animal series, “The Pet Set,” and is the author of four books. She has been honored by the Pacific Pioneers in Broadcasting, American Women in Radio and TV, the American Comedy Awards, and has been inducted into the Television Academy’s Hall of Fame. -
Sagawkit Acceptancespeechtran
Screen Actors Guild Awards Acceptance Speech Transcripts TABLE OF CONTENTS INAUGURAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ...........................................................................................2 2ND ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS .........................................................................................6 3RD ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ...................................................................................... 11 4TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 15 5TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 20 6TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 24 7TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 28 8TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 32 9TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ....................................................................................... 36 10TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ..................................................................................... 42 11TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS ..................................................................................... 48 12TH ANNUAL SCREEN ACTORS GUILD AWARDS .................................................................................... -
Summer 2020 Lineup
NEW RELEASES SUMMER 2020 Coronavirus Pandemic FRONTLINE is working tirelessly to bring you the facts, perspectives and stories that explain this unprecedented time with five special programs. With the world reeling from the coronavirus outbreak, FRONTLINE presents a special report from Seattle—the first U.S. city struck by the virus and a bellwether for what was to hit the rest of the country. Veteran science reporter and FRONTLINE correspondent Miles O’Brien tells the inside story of Seattle’s fight to identify and contain the novel coronavirus, traveling through the locked-down city—from the hospital where patient one was treated to the nursing home where the outbreak exploded. In almost real time, doctors, patients and public health officials recount the dramatic story of how the unusually well-prepared city hoped that it had averted a crisis, then confronted the grim reality of the fast-spreading virus. The film shows how the federal government’s missteps early on impacted cities like Seattle, and highlights the contrast between the two Washingtons—between the Trump administration’s messaging in Washington, D.C., and the increasingly dire situation on the ground in Washington State. As the pandemic continues to take its toll, O’Brien has remained in Seattle to document the ongoing fight and its significance as a cautionary tale for the rest of the country. 1x60 Play Program Produced by Miles O’Brien for FRONTLINE. 2 COVID’s Hidden Toll FRONTLINE investigates how the COVID crisis has hit vulnerable immigrants and undocumented workers. The film features stories from the pandemic’s invisible victims, including crucial farm and meat-packing workers who lack protections and have been getting sick. -
DVD Review: Betty White in Black and White
DVD Review: Betty White in Black and White http://blogcritics.org/video/article/dvd-review-betty-white-in-black/#ixzz17eBAtndJ - Jake Guerra It goes without saying that TV legend Betty White has had quite a year. From a memorable Super Bowl ad, to roles in such hit movies as The Proposal, to even hosting one of the funniest Saturday Night Live episodes in recent history, Betty White is still making them laugh at 88 years old. For true Betty fans, a nice little treat has been released on DVD: Betty White in Black and White, a DVD compilation that comes with episodes from the start of White's career in the '50s. The DVD begins with two episodes from one of White's first sitcoms, Life with Elizabeth, which started as a local program that received national syndication. White stars as Elizabeth, who is newly married to Alvin (Del Moore), and the series shows the ups and downs they face. The format of the show is different in the sense that each episode is broken into three “incidents,” introduced by an announcer each time. At the end, the cast would tell the audience goodnight, followed by a special message from White. Some people might be thrown by the obvious static set and the low budget look, however White makes each segment shine. Elizabeth may not be considered a classic to some, but it was definitely a great start to a wonderful career. During the time of Life with Elizabeth, White also started her own daytime variety program, The Betty White Show. -
“Switheart: the Watercolour Artistry & Animal Activism of Loretta Swit”
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Press Contact: B. Harlan Boll, BHBPR 626.296.3757 bhbpr.com “SwitHeart: The Watercolour Artistry & Animal Activism of Loretta Swit” Paintings by Loretta Swit of M*A*S*H fame chronicled in new book. SwitHeart.com Ultimate Symbol proudly announces the publication of SwitHeart: The Watercolour Artistry & Animal Activism of Loretta Swit by Mies Hora, with the full support and participation of award-winning actress and activist, Ms. Loretta Swit. ‘SwitHeart’ chronicles the artwork of TV icon Loretta Swit, a true champion of the animal kingdom. Watercolorist, award-winning animal activist and actress, Ms. Swit is renowned for her starring role on TV’s most honored series, M*A*S*H, for which she won two EMMY’s and worldwide acclaim. __________________________________________________________________________________ WHAT COLLEAGUES ARE SAYING: “Lorette’s paintings touch us... the joy of the intimacy, the touch of fur, feather, warm breath, the awe “How wonderful that Loretta can she must feel at creating something so simple yet so use her talent to do so much good.” unimaginably, breathtakingly complex.” – Angela Lansbury – Mike Farrell “Her pictures are created as much with her “It’s clear she has given her passion to the animals and compassion and dedication as they are with to the arts. She makes me proud. But I still her talent and artful vision.” covet this woman... must be her animal magnetism.” – Alan Alda – Ed Asner __________________________________________________________________________________ Ms. Swit has devoted decades to animal-related causes and is a tireless advocate for animals and animal rights. In September, she was awarded the 2016 Global Wildlife Conservation Champion Award by the GES Africa Conservation Fund for her support of animal conservation efforts, kindness, compassion and generosity. -
Illeana Douglas, Bonnie Franklin, Melanie Griffith, Wayne Knight
MORE HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTARS TAPPED FOR GUEST APPEARANCES ON THIS SEASON OF THE #1 SITCOM ON CABLE, TV LAND’S “HOT IN CLEVELAND” Season Premieres on Wednesday, January 19th at 10 p.m. ET/PT With 10 New Episodes Returns June 15th With Another 10 Episodes Pasadena, CA, January 5, 2011 – Celebrities Susan Lucci (“All My Children”), Carl Reiner (“The Dick Van Dyke Show”), Peri Gilpin (“Frasier”), Jimmy Kimmel (“Jimmy Kimmel Live!”), Jon Lovitz (“The Simpsons,” “Saturday Night Live”), Michael E. Knight (“All My Children”), Isiah Mustafa ("The Old Spice Guy"), Darnell Williams (“All My Children”) and John Ducey ("Jonas") have been tapped as guests stars for the first 10 episodes of the second season of TV Land’s hit original sitcom “Hot in Cleveland” beginning January 19, 2010 at 10 p.m. ET/PT. They join previously announced guest stars Mary Tyler Moore (“The Mary Tyler Moore Show”), Bonnie Franklin (“One Day At A Time”), Melanie Griffith (“Working Girl,” “Something Wild”), Wayne Knight (“Seinfeld, “3rd Rock From The Sun”), John Schneider (“Dukes of Hazzard”), Sherri Shepherd (“The View,” “30 Rock”) and Jack Wagner (“Melrose Place,” “General Hospital”). “Hot in Cleveland” stars acclaimed actresses Valerie Bertinelli (“One Day at a Time”), Jane Leeves (“Frasier”), Wendie Malick (“Just Shoot Me”) and recent Emmy® Award-winner, Betty White (“The Golden Girls”). “Hot in Cleveland” will return for another 10 new episodes on June 15, 2011. Filmed in front of a live studio audience, “Hot in Cleveland” is executive produced by Emmy® Award-winner Sean Hayes and Todd Milliner of Hazy Mills Productions and is helmed by Emmy® Award-winning Suzanne Martin (“Frasier,” “Ellen”) serving as executive producer, show runner and writer. -
The Impact of Storyline Online® – Storylineonline.Net
The Impact of Storyline Online® – Sponsorship Opportunities storylineonline.net Sponsor one (1) Storyline Online® video Donation amount: $35,000 39 free streaming videos for children and ESL learners (as of 3/2017) company/organization will receive: Video branding Available 24 hours/day, 7 days/week Logo on video will live in perpetuity on the Storyline Online® website (storylineonline.net), YouTube, SchoolTube and My VR Spot Over 13 million unique views every month Online branding Logo on Storyline Online® website linked to your site A lifetime of more than 250 million views Hyperlink in video description on YouTube to your site Logo on the SAG-AFTRA Foundation website linked to your site A significant percentage of views occur in classrooms, watched by 20-30 students, which means the actual Collateral materials reach and audience far exceeds the official view count. Logo on parent and teacher activity guides Logo/name inclusion in all promotional graphics/ads for video Viewed in 228 countries and territories every month PR and Marketing Logo and/or name included in all media, press releases and promotional materials You can make a global impact and advance Homepage slide on SAG-AFTRA Foundation children’s literacy. Social media posts and mentions on Storyline Online® and SAG-AFTRA Foundation Facebook, Instagram and Twitter with over 200,000 followers Logo and/or name included in E-blast to over 45,500 emails Sponsor three (3) Storyline Online® videos Donation amount: $100,000 company/organization will receive: Package includes everything listed above for three (3) videos - branding, collateral materials, PR and marketing Two (2) tickets to the SAG-AFTRA Foundation’s 2nd Annual Patron of the Artists Awards in the fall of 2017 at the at the world-class Wallis Annenberg Theater for the Performing Arts in Beverly Hills, California mindy sterling reads library lion Join Our Cast. -
Here It Was Introduced by Ginger Rogers As Part of a Song and Dance Routine with Fred Astaire
MMaakkee ''EEmm LLaauugghh!! MMuussiicc TTaakkee HHoommee PPaacckkeett Inside You'll Find Song Facts Song Lyrics Music and Movement The Carol Burnett Show: Betty White YouTube Playlist: https://bit.ly/AllegraAprilFoolsSongs This packet was created by Board-certified Music Therapist, Allegra Hein (MT- BC) who consults with the Perfect Harmony program. SONG FACTS 1. They All Laughed "They All Laughed" is a song composed by George Gershwin, with lyrics by Ira Gershwin, written for the 1937 film Shall We Dance where it was introduced by Ginger Rogers as part of a song and dance routine with Fred Astaire The lyrics compare those who "laughed at me, wanting you" with those who laughed at some of history's famous scientific and industrial pioneers, asking, "Who's got the last laugh now?" SONG FACTS 1. They All Laughed People and advances mentioned are: Christopher Columbus's proof the Earth is round Thomas Edison's phonograph Guglielmo Marconi's wireless telegraphy The Wright brothers's first flight The Rockefeller Center Eli Whitney's cotton gin Robert Fulton's North River Steamboat Milton S. Hershey's Hershey bar chocolate Henry Ford's "Tin Lizzy" Model T car SONG LYRICS 1. They All Laughed They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round They all laughed when Edison recorded sound They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother when they said that man could fly They told Marconi wireless was a phony, it's the same old cry They laughed at me wanting you, said I was reaching for the moon But oh, you came through, now they'll -
Celebrating Betty White (Queens)
Borough Battle: Celebrating Betty White (Queens) Andrea and Jim. Two friends. Two boroughs. Two SeamlessWeb meals. Read what happens when they debate whether Queens or Brooklyn is the proper place to host a tribute meal to the great Betty White in honor of her record-breaking appearance as host of Saturday Night Live. Take it away Andrea: If this was the Bea Arthur or Estelle Getty episode, I’d say, sure Brooklyn’s got this covered. But it’s not, and I’m not taking the seven hour train ride from Queens to Brooklyn to eat a meal that would make Sophia Petrillo proud (may she rest in peace). I’ve chosen Sanford’s as the Astoria restaurant for our Epic Betty White Feast. As a brunch institution, Sanford’s is well known among Astorians. Their French Toast is the French-iest and their Bloody Mary’s are…the bloodiest? I kid. Each and every Sunday that I’ve stumbled over to Sanford’s, I’ve been met with a crowd of hungry New Yorkers waiting for their chance at some amazing food. But none of that has to do with me not having to leave my apartment to enjoy my favorite Facebook meme come to life with my favorite person on this planet, Jim. So, back to the woman of the hour. Appetizer: Maryland Crab Cakes This classed up version of a St. Olaf staple would be sure to make Rose Nylund proud. Why’s that you ask? Of Norwegian heritage, her history with “krabbelag” (literal translation: “crab party”) would mean that she’s had significant experience with this shellfish. -
'Chimp' Gets Disney Touch
PAGE b8 THE STATE JOURNAL A pRiL 18, 2012 Wednesday ALMANAC 50 YEARS AGO The Christian community of Frankfort and Franklin ‘Chimp’ gets Disney touch County marked Good Friday with a new and more compre- hensive service sponsored and conducted by the Frankfort Ministerial Association. The service, at the Episcopal Church of the Ascension on Washington Street, would extend over Documentary directors learn to tell the story the entire hours of Christ’s crucifixion, from noon until 3 p.m. The three hours would focus on seven meditations based upon Jesus’ seven last words from the cross. By RogeR MooRe Isha the chim- McT clA chy-TriBune news service panzee stars 25 YEARS AGO ORLANDO, Fla. – A few in Disney’s Western Hills High School cheerleaders were honored at films into their Disneyna- “Chimpanzee.” the basketball banquet. Those receiving awards were Jen- ture movie-making expe- The film plays as nifer Pieratt, junior varsity white star award; Lara Day, boys rience, producer-direc- a nature docu- varsity silver star award; Kim Peach, boys varsity silver star tors Alastair Fothergill mentary with award; and Laura Smith, girls varsity green star award. and Mark Linfield, veter- Disney touches. ans of the BBC’s acclaimed We meet Oscar, HAPPY BIRTHDAY “Planet Earth” series, fig- Melissa Massie a baby, and ure they’re finally getting April 18, 1967 follow him as he the hang of Disney. Melissa likes riding the city bus and working at Parrott’s learns from his “Of course, Disney pro- Trophies. She also likes to shop and watch TV. vides us with a lot of mon- fellow chim- panzees how today In history ey,” Fothergill said after the Orlando world premiere of to use tools to By The AssociATed Press “Chimpanzee,” the latest gather ants and Today is Wednesday, April 18, the 109th day of 2012. -
Fairfield CARES Public Library Mental Health Awareness Month Titles.Pdf
Titles Available in OverDrive/Libby or as E-Books Relevant to Mental Health Awareness Month Thank you to our Public Library Staff for putting together this Resource List Available to Fairfield Residents! Information on how to access a library card for Fairfield residents is at the bottom of the list below For Adults Title Author 10% Happier: How I Tamed the Voice in My Head, Reduced Stress Without Losing Dan Harris My Edge, and Found Self-Help That Actually Works—A True Story 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos Jordan B. Peterson 13 Things Mentally Strong People Don't Do: Take Back Your Power, Embrace Amy Morin, Amy Morin Change, Face Your Fears, and Train Your Brain for Happiness and Success (unabridged) 9 Days to Feel Fantastic John Whiteman A Child Called It: One Child's Courage to Survive Dave Pelzer A Curious Mind: The Secret to a Bigger Life (unabridged) Brian Grazer, Charles Fishman, Norbert Leo Butz, Brian Grazer A New Way to Age: The Most Cutting-Edge Advances in Antiaging Suzanne Somers Almost Everything: Notes on Hope Anne Lamott And Never Stop Dancing: Thirty More True Things You Need to Know Now Gordon Livingston Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother Amy Chua Becoming Supernatural: How Common People are Doing the Uncommon Dr. Joe Dispenza Page 1 of 13 Titles Available in OverDrive/Libby or as E-Books Relevant to Mental Health Awareness Month Thank you to our Public Library Staff for putting together this Resource List Available to Fairfield Residents! Information on how to access a library card for Fairfield residents is at