Today's weather: A five star All-American NON PROFIT ORG Partly cloudy, newspaper US POSTAGE cool, high bet­ :c PAID ween 55-60. Newark Del Perm•t No 26. Vol. 114 No. -=22 Student Center, University of Delaware, Newark, Delaware 19716 Friday, April 15, 1988 Brooks Univ. scolds- warns rowdy of tight renters c·Iass·es by Lynn Gionta by Maureen Boland Staff Reporter Staff Reporter Numerous complaints from A letter listing frequently re­ Newark citizens about the quested courses was sent to behavior of Madison Drive stu­ students along with registra­ dent residents have prompted tion forms last week to reduce university officials to solicit difficulties plaguing the the cooperation of the 163 stu­ university's drop/add process. dent residents. see editorial, p.8 see editorial, p.8 In the letter, Registration A standarized letter mailed Officer Joseph W. Bradley ad­ to students last week from the vised students to "take the Dean of Students office said course list into consideration specific resident complaints when discussing course op­ "range from public drunken­ tions." ness and vandalism to loud Bradley said the letter is noise late at night." meant to alleviate confusion Additional complaints in­ during registration by sug­ clude public urination and gesting that students "spread damage to mailboxes, bird out their requests over other feeders and lawn chairs, Dean courses.'' of Students Timothy F. Brooks "We will hopefully make said. people look at the list of "Last year we received courses, see that they are complaints about the same crowded, and try something area, but not in this quantity,'' else,'' he said. Brooks said, ad

continued to page 7 Hang Five- Newark resident Chris Chester grabs some air on the tennis courts near Kent continued to page 11 Dining Hall Tuesday afternoon. State caucuses to decide delegates by Sharon Breske Staff Reporter Local Democratic caucuses will be held Mon­ chosen, through use of a 15 percent threshold, day, April18, between 6:30p.m. and 7:30p.m. to attend the Democratic National Convention . in each of the state's 41 districts to elect in Atlanta . delegates to the state convention in May. Delegates representing a presidential can­ Candidates for delegation must obtain at didate at the state and district level must least 15 percent of the total number of votes of receive 15 percent of the total vote to continue all persons present at the caucus to represent representing their candidate on a national their presidential preferences at the state con- level. vention in Dover on May 23. . . Presidential preferences without 15 percent, Political Science Professor Zelma A. Mosley or those "uncommitted," are asked to endorse said turnout depends to a large extent on the an alternate candidate. candidates' ability to mobilize voters. Pika said the minimum threshold was Political science professor Joseph Pika ex­ formerly 20 percent but was reduced following plained that from the 41 districts in the state, complaints of Jesse Jackson's campaign 189 delegates will be elected for the state percentage running too close to the cut-off in Rev. Jesse Jackson convention. some states, preventing a possible presidential Michael 5. Dukakis From the state level 10 delegates will be continued to page 10 Page 2 • The Review • Aprill5, 1988------

Former spokesman tally killed early Tuesday in granted a patent to a Doctors separate Sunday, ~ccording to The Los Panama by gunfire from genetically altered mouse, in­ Angeles Times. admits fabricating another Marine guard, The tended to help researchers Siamese twins in Nixon also elaborated on quotes for Reagan Philadelphia Inquirer identify cancer causing com­ possible pardons for other in­ reported. pounds, reported The 12-hour operation dicted Reagan aides. · -.. In his book published this The death of Ricardo M. Philadelphia Inquirer. Fourteen-month old "Meet the Press" was ~ix­ week, former White House Villahermosa, 25, has ignited One human gene was placed Siamese twin girls, joined on's most extensive television Spokesman Larry Speakes ad­ a "rhetorical war" between in the mouse, which will cause from the hip down, were appearan~e in recent years. mitted manufacturing quotes Washington and Panama. tumors to · develop rapidly separated Tuesday in a and attributing them to Presi­ While the Pentagon sug­ when the mouse is exposed to 12-hour operation at the Companies to stop dent Ronald Reagan, accor­ gested that an "incursion" by carcinogens. Children's Hospital of use of chemicals ding to The Philadelphia the Panamanian Defense Philadelphia, reported The Inquirer. Forces resulted in the killing, Consumer groups News Journal. ruining ozone layer One of the statements was U.S. officials said the death demand removal The operation required doc­ Companies using chemicals issued during the 1985 may have been triggered by a tors to create a new bladder harmful to the ozone layer in meetings in Geneva between band of hunters who frequent­ of Audi 5000 ads and rectum for one baby and the manufacturing of con­ Reagan and Soviet leader ly sneak on to the facility and Three consumer groups reconstruct a leg they had both tainers and cups from plastic Mikhail Gorbachev bag small game. have petitioned the State At­ shared for the other. foam have agreed to discon­ Speakes said he felt Gor­ One Panamanian military The children are reported to officer said the killing was a torney General to end Audi's tinue their use, according to bachev was outdoing Reagan advertising which claims the be in critical but stable condi­ The Philadelphia Inquirer. in quotable material and side effect of the United State's Audi 5000 is "among the safest tion. Dr. James O'Neill Jr., the President of the,Food Ser­ denied the quotes were lying, "psychological war" to oust surgeon-in-chief, said the Panamanian leader Gen. cars in the U.S.," The vice and Packaging Institute citing the "bond of understan­ Philadelphia Inquirer twins' long-term survival said members would stop us­ ding" that develops between a Manuel Antonio Noriega. reported. looks promising. ing chlorofluorocarbons president and his press Villahermosa was one of 12 The groups.say the advertis­ Nixon says North ( CFCs) by the end of the year. secretary. Marines sent to investigate an ing is misleading, charging The Environmental Protec­ Other former press "apparent intrusion" in a 700- that 1 out of every 145 Audi should be pardoned tion Agency said the decision secretaries were reportedly acre facility which houses 5000s sold in the United States is an important step in per­ shocked by Speakes' liberties. underground fuel tanks for the have experienced unintended Former President Richard suading others to find U.S. military. acceleration. Nixon told President Ronald substitutes for CFCs. The U.S. gunfire kills U.S. patent granted Volkswagon of America, Reagan that Oliver North move was cited as "a model of Audi's parent company, ac­ should be pardoned for any in­ cooperation between industry Marine in Panama for research mouse cused the groups of lying about volvment in the Iran-Contra and the environmental com­ A U.S. Marine was acciden- The U.S. government has their facts . affair on "Meet the Press" munity."

I ------April15, 1988 • The Review • Page 3 UD acquires lo cal property for· new offices by Richard Ellis Jr. also be demolished to make room for construction. Staff Reporter The exact design of the The university is purchasing buiding, Nagel said, has not JI'Operty at 16 Academy St. yet been determined and he where a new university office building will be built, accor­ did not know when· construc­ ding to Wallace N. Nagel Jr., tion would begin. associate treasurer of finance. According to Walter Slote, Nagel said the university owner of Scissors Palace and plans to demolish the structure the building, the university ap­ currently located on the pro­ proached him in January con­ perty that houses Scissors cerning the purchase of his Palace, Wanda's .Beauty building and land. and four apartments. Nagel said the closing on the He explained the new property will take place on or building will provide the before May 15. Both he and university with additional Slote declined to comment on space for administrative or the purchase price. business offices. Slote said he will move his nte offices will not be used business to a new location at for faculty or student pur­ 35% Main St. around the end df ~. he added. the month. The acquisition, Nagel said, Dolores Groft, a tenant of Academy St., which houses Palace and Wanda's Beauty Salon, "will allow us to build from one of the apartments, said u'lJJIIVIll"''"'" to make way for university office space. Main Street on back to she is upset about having to Academy Street." move. "I'm very unhappy and feel According to Slote, the Restaurant and Pizzeria, He explained that the vacant Groft said Slote only gave I've been taken advantage of," university has also expressed which is located adjacent to building the university the tenants six weeks notice to she stated. interest in acquiring Rosa's his building. on adjacent property will leave the building. Traffic derailed during track repairs by Mariecon Bocoboc ing and New London Road He said upgrading the now," said Tim Dineen (AS Staff Reporter crossing, near the Deer Park, "It's a real pain in tracks will make it smoother 90), a university bus driver. Railroad upgrading and reopened late Wednesday for trains and cars to cross. Lisa Morris (AS 88), a North maintenance of two ci­ following track construction the neck because Despite construction, trains Campus resident, said she felt train crossings are forcing earlier in the week. it's making all the will continue to run through additional detour signs were drivers to find alternate "With the train, tonnage and the railroad crossings, he said. needed. "A couple of times, to their destinations this traffic," said Given, "we have buses late and it's Given said maintenance of I've gone to turn in [at the to keep upgrading the railroad kind of fraying this type is done every three to closed crossing] because I tracks, just like the highway five years. didn't see the detour signs. does with the roads." everybody's nerves Many university drivers "The detour signs are not Workers are raising the right now. " claim the maintenance project visible until you make the railroad tracks about 3 inches, has been im inconvenience. turn," she added, "and by that smoothing out the pavement, -Tim Dineen (AS "It's a real pain in the neck time it's too late, you can't go and lining the surrounding because it's making all the any further." area with cement, Given 90) buses late and kind of fraying explained. everybody's nerves right c.ontinued to page 10 Write for your right: . ' o·btain an abse·ntee ballot by Bob Bicknell the voter fills out instead of going to a voting Staff Reporter booth on election day. November's general election will provide the For unregistered students desiring additional first opportunity for many university students information concerning absentee ballots and to vote for a new president. deadlines, contact the following sources accor­ Administrative Director of New Castle Coun­ ding to your state: ty Elections Department Harvey Woods said, • Delaware- to register for the general elec­ "Voting is a right and a privilege and if you tion, you must be registered by Oct. 15 (Oct. 1 don't make it available to yourself, you've if you are registering by mail). For registra­ denied yourself the privilege." tion information, call the State Elections Dept. Woods said students should register to vote at 736-4277. now and make it a habit of voting in local and • Maryland- to vote in the general election, national elections. you must be registered by Oct. 10. If you need "I think it's extremely important for people an absentee ballot, application deadline is Nov. to register to vote ... whether they Yote or not," 1. For more information, contact the State he said. "Because that always gives them the Board of Elections at (301) 974-3711. option." • New Jersey- to vote in the June 6 primary, Once registered, students who reside in states registration ends May 9. Absentee ballot ap­ THE REVIEW/ Dan Della Piazza other than Delaware must obtain an absentee plications must be received by May 31. To vote tied up- Jeff McCoy, Lenny Richardson and Dave ballot if they will not be in their home state on in the general election, you must be registered await a fifth-inning pitching change during Election Day. by Oct. 11; the deadline for absentee ballot ..-··--·-J s loss to Georgetown. ~ee p.24. The absentee ballot is a sample ballot which continued to page 7 Page 4 • The Review • April15, 1988------.:...------Foreign T As set Black Arts Fest • to ·arrive at UD Ill fifteeth year for skill training Celebration kicked off The teaching component of with comic performanc~ by Loretta ClevengeJ" the program focuses on by Ted Spiker '•· Staff Report ~ r "generic kinds of teaching Copy Editor _The English Language .In­ skills," she said. "Obviously, stitute's fourth annual interna­ we can't teach them how to Featured comedians Jedda Jones and Dwayne Cunningham tional teaching assistants teach math or how to teach kicked off the 15th annual Black Arts Festival Tuesday night (ITAs) training program is biology or how to teach in the Bacchus Room of the Student Center with extraordinary scheduled for August, accor­ Spanish." Katharine Schneider performances. ding to Katharine Schneider, As part of the program, The festival runs through April 23 and is sponsored by the associate director of the American students and IT As "I was very nervous," he university's Center for Black Culture and the Cultural Program­ institute. participate in" 'mock teaching said, "but after seven ses­ ming Advisory Board. The four-week, intensive sessions"that are videotaped sions, I became more relax­ Jones, who has appeared in the films "Angel Heart" and training program will focus on Schneider said. ' ed." ''Avenging Force,'' directed her comedy routine toward her ex­ language ability, cultural "We find that the American At the end of the program, periences with men. awareness in the classroom students are the very best kind IT As are tested on their "Jedda is my real name ... Now Jones, on the other hand, is and teaching skills, Schneider of feedback that these IT As language proficiency, their my slave name. Yes, it V> -it belonged to my ex-husband. said; can get in terms of their general teaching ability and "The difference between a nice wife and a bitch is simple. The About 100 ITAs have gone teaching skills, because their cultural awareness, nice wife always cleans the toilet, and the bitch uses the hus­ through the program since its American classrooms are Schneider said. band's toothbrush to do it." implementation in 1985, and generally more interactive "It's that last test which A stand-up comedian since 1981, Cunningham illustrated about 30 more will be trained than foreign classrooms,'' she determines whether or not superior variety by covering a number of topics - from life in - this year, she added. explained. they will be in the classroom in Philadelphia to getting drunk on Grey Poupon mustard. "When they arrive," . "Abroad, in many the fall," she said. Cunningham explained that he learned about safe sex at a Schneider said, "they're classrooms, the professor Institute Director Scott G. very early age, claiming his mother had him in condoms before tested for their general comes in, he lectures and he Stevens said, "We set the diapers. "We looked silly but we felt secure." English proficiency and their leaves, and that's it," highest minimal standards Teresa Bruce, assistant dean of students, said she had seen English-speaking proficien­ Schneider- said. "No questions [for test scores] of any univer­ the two entertainers perform and wanted them to appear at the cy." are permitted from the sity in the country." university for the festival. Those who score below an students." Stevens said only those who "The programs are both entertaining and educational," she acceptable level in speaking Daniel Martinez, an interna­ qualify will be assigned to said of this year's festival. "We want people to come out, real­ proficiency take an "in­ tional teaching assistant in the teach in the classroom. ly have a good time and enjoy themselves." telligibility class" that focuses physics department, said he Whether or not their teaching Bruce said the university has become used to having a Black on pronunciation, intonation, was surprised at what he saw is "unlimited" or "limited" Arts Festival, and she has received support from all areas of stress and rhythm - a ·when he viewed the videotapes he. said, is based on thei~ the university. Because it is the 15th anniversary of the festival, there will language training class, of last year's simulated continued to page 7 Schneider said. classroom sessions. be a few familiar guests. ' "We're really excited about that because we're going to bring alumni back to participate in some of the programs," Bruce said. Jazz vocalist and university alumna Raye Jones will perform Saturday in the Dover Room of the Student Center. She has performed throughout the United States and Carri­ bean Islands. Her debut release, "I Love You," has been recent- THESES. ly recorded. . Other events will include a variety show scheduled for tonight. A children's hour and a Gospelrama will be held Sunday. The ., Gospelrama will be held at 6 p.m. and not 8 p.m. as previously WE DELIVER. advertised. "Featuring the widest selection of beer in the Delaware area." You've survived months of labor pains. And you've produced a beautiful, healthy thesis. Now, breathe easy and let Kinko's reproduce your brain-child with speed, STATE LINE efficiency and plenty of nc. LIQUORS 1610 Elkton • Newark Road Elkton, Maryland 21921 1-800-446-9463

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Counterfeit bill valuedThe atstolen· $326, policegoods said. wereiElectri·cal problems ··c lose passed at 5 & 10 $97 Walkman taken M }} S }}• ' S d An 18-year-old man made a at Morris Library - axwe u Ivan s un ay purchase with a fake $20 bill at the National5 & 10 Tuesday at Someone stole a $97 Seventy people were not been detected during in- when he saw loose wiring 5:00p.m., Newark Police said. Panasonic Walkman from an evacuated when the electrical spection before we leased the underneath the building, unattended knapsack on the wiring at Maxwell Sullivan's establishment." . Martelli said. The fake bill was actually a second floor of Morris Library Restaurant overheated at ap- Smoke was seen behind a "It was a bogus scene," said $1 note with the ends of a $20 Tuesday between 8:10 p.m. proximately 11:35 p.m. Sun- plate which housed the Adam Lerner (AS 89), who bill taped to it, police said. and 8:20 p.m., University day night, according to Aetna building's electrical wiring, was performing onstage when Police said. Hose, Hook and Ladder Chief Matthews said. the power went out a"'nd the The man had made a $.99 William Matthews. Seconds before a fireman building was cleared. purchase and received $19.01 Thief robs goods "It was not a fire, but simp~ entered the restaurant, Maxwell Sullivan's reopen- change. The clerk didn't notice from Pizza Movers ly an electrical problem,'' said Martelli said, the sound equip- ed Monday after an electrician the alteration until later, Maxwell Sullivan's owner ment and stage lights shut and the fire marshalinspected police said. 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FoRMAL Rus\-i P-EG !STRAT ION MA~ d-:Co ------...;.______April 15, 1988 • The Review • Page 7 .... Brooks scolds rowdy.renters on Madison Drive continued from page 1 · tifies problem areas in the ci­ 'All residents of the city have need to realize that with the students aren't the only ones ty- will come in." ·a right to live peacefully in university comes the causing the problems. their cooperation in solving the Hogan emphasized that their neighh9rhood,' " Redd students," Mesick said. ·"I also don't think that problem. while this is a first step to added. Laura Whitelaw (AS 89) said Madison is the only area with "We have had students call solicit cooperation, the police Hogan said, "We want to the increase of police patrols this problems." to say they were not involved will enforce the law if the com­ sensitize the students that they will not necessarily serve as a Redd said, "This is a sad with these problems, but they plaints continue. need to be good neighbors." deterrent to students, but situation; apparently students . will cooperate," he said. "H people voluntarily act as Noelle Mesick (AS 88), a rather that Newark citizens show no consideration to other In another step to solve the they should, then there will be Madison Drive resident, said "will realize university residents." ongoing problem, Brooks ask­ no need for enforcement," he "letters should be sent to long­ ed Chief of Police William said. term residents of Newark who Hogan to increase patrols on Newark Mayor William M. disrupt students when study­ For what's happening in Madison Drive, which is lined Redd said the extra patrols ing," and not just students. with town houses. should discourage uncivilized She listed shouting and Hogan said police ''will res­ behavior and will hopefully Newark residents cruising the Newark and at the univer­ pond to a complaint. Then if a promote social manners. area as examples of these problem develops, the special "I agree with Brooks when disruptions. sity, read The Review. ,operations unit- which iden- he mentions in the letter that "I feel citizens of Newark •.. foreign TAs set to arrive at UD for skill training continued from page 4 either to assist with research ding even if they're not actual­ instruction, Stevens said. instruction. or to grade papers, he said. ly teaching." By the end of the fall The center focuses on scores. "We do have a commitment Roughly 80 to 85 percent of semester, those who do not teaching tips, style and univer­ ITAs who do not qualify for to them," Stevens said. "No the candidates who go thi-ough qualify are re-tested, he said, sity policies, Bailey said, ad­ classroom instruction will be one is going to be put out in the the program qualify for either adding that most then qualify ding that ITAs are encourag­ assigned by their departments cold. They are guaranteed fun- unlimited or limited classroom for some form of classroom ed to attend . . . . write for your right: obtain an absentee ballot The application deadline for State Board of Elections at fall, which will have forms three-day campaign, Baughn continued from page 3 absentee ballots is Nov. 1. For (717) 787-5280. from surrounding states, for said most students should more information, call the Cheryll Baughn, president of the benefit of out~of-state already be registered. aplications is Nov. 1. For more New York State Board of Elec­ the College Republicans, said students. infomation, contact the tions at (518) 474-6220. registration forms as well as Secretary of State's office at • Pennsylvania- to vote in candidate infor.rnation will be A March registration drive "People should be (609) 292-3760. the general election, you must available in the Student Center offered regjstration forms for registered when they turn 18,'' • New York:- to vote in the be registered by Oct. 11. The on April 25, 26 and 28. Delaware, New Jersey, New she said. "That's usually when general election, you must last day to apply for an Baughn said the College York, Pennsylvania and they ar~ seniors in high school. register by Oct. 15 (Oct. 11, if absentee ballot is Nov. 1. For Republicans will sponsor an Maryland. While 408 students you are registering by mail). more information, contact the absentee ballot table in the registered to vote during the

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No Vacancy The university welcomed over 14,000 ·.. 'Undergraduates last year with anticipating arms and bank account. But for the past several years, it has overextend­ ed the enrollment without adequate compensation in housing, dining halls or class registration. Recently, the registration office sent a letter to students which listed 42 courses that are "historically" overbooked. It advised students, · especially freshman and sophmores, to consider alternate options. However, Registration Officer Joseph W. I.tE' .Bradley claimed that 80 percent of students receive requested courses. Gor If 42 classes are repeatedly overbooked and (),EtJ students are camping out to receive courses to complete credits - then something is awry. Where are the 80 percent satisfied students hiding? With consistent tuition increases every year, maybe a percentage could be allocated for hiring more faculty and opening new sections and enroll­ ment should be kept in proportion to the universi­ ty's facilities and services. Students are paying exorbitant tuition. And for what - overcrowded dining halls, housing and courses? It's time the university makes some changes with the students' welfare in mind, in­ De a y Devotzon stead of its padded pocketbook. It's springtime at the University of Delaware. behaviors exhibited by one man toward another And what a wonderful time it is. The sun is in the past couple of months. bright, the air is fresh and summer is just It's a ·sad world we live in. It's even sadder around the corner. when one stops to realize that over half the Disharmony Problems? Well, nothing to get too excited atrocities listed above are "the results of about. For the majority of us - papers, finals religious disputes. Once again it seems more like 1984 than 1988. and summer jobs are the burgeoning topics on Or, should I say, religious massacres? The university's watchful eye is focusing on our minds right now. Topics that rightfully Webster's Dictionary defines religion as: receive precedence, considering the purpose of Belief in and reverence for a supernatural rowdy off-campus students on Madison Drive, due our existence here in these hallowed halls. power accepted as the creator and governor of to noise complaints from other residents. Dean of However, schoolwork aside, it's spring and the universe. Students Timothy Brooks sent .a letter to 163 everyone just got off J:>reak and, well, it's real­ Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I was ly hard to have a care in the world .. . always under the assumption that this super­ students residents asking for information on the • Aprilll, 1988-Hijackers holding a Kuwait natural power - no matter the denomination "unruly". students in conjuction with Newark Airways jet hostage, in its ninth day, - symbolized the virtues of love, peace and brotherhood. (At least that's what the nuns in Police. shoot to death the second of If resident students complained about the grade school taught me.) over 40 people being held. And for those who check the "other" box screaming babies, cranked lawn mowers at 7 a.m. Both hostages were when responding to affiliation inquiries, and domestic squabbles, should they call Brooks? reportedly ' 'tortured hopefully there tends to be at least somewhat severely" before being shot If residents have a complaint about students who of a personal code of morals established. and thrown on to the run­ Webster's continues to define religion as: An choose to live off-campus, let the city handle it, way by the gunmen. objective pursued with fervor or conscientious not the university. • April9, 1988 - Fourteen devotion . .• Sinahelese villagers are Quite a fiery concept. So powerful, in fact, Kevin Donahue, editor in chief .· shot to death by Tamil Chuck Arnold, managing editor that perhaps the aforementioned primal ac· Cathleen Fromm, executive editor Michele Barsce, business manager ====""---- · rebels in Sri Lanka after be- tions can be blamed on man's incessant drive Lori Poliski, editorial editor Ned Keene, advertising director Corey ing ambushed during their to uphold the superficial definition of religioo. Camille Moonsammy, executive editor return home by foot. Nothing, however, can excuse the pathetic­ Keith Flamer and Jon Springer, sports editors April 6, 1988 - Tirza News Editors...... Kevin Bixby, Kean Burenga, Lori Fotts, Jeff James, Diane Moore, Ullman • consequences of a man who is so driven that be Dale Rife, Jennifer Rogers, Cynthia Sowers -=..c==~~-- Porat, 14, an Israeli girl is cannot see past the horror of another man's Features Ed~ors ...... Amy Byrnes, Corey Ullman Entertainment Editor ...... Michael Andres left wlth a bullet in her brain and a crushed blood on his hands. Obviously, the true premise Associate Editor ...... Scott Graham skull after a clash with Arabs in a West Bank of religion has escaped a number of people. Photo Ed~or ...... Dan Della Piazza Assistant News E d~ors ...... FietcherChambers, Anne Wright village. Ironically, an Isrpeli is identified as her Just look at the 18-year-old battle between tbe Assistant Photo E d~or ...... Eric Russell murderer. Protestants and Catholics in Northern Ireland. Assistant Sports Editor...... Ken Kerschbaumer Better yet, think about the countless years ft Assistant Features Editor...... Kirsten Phillippe • March 19, 1988 - Two British soldiers are Copy Ed~ ...... June Horsey, Joan Maliczyszyn, Rachel Newman, Ted Spiker beaten and shot to death by mourners after they warring in the Holy Land, birthplace to Chria- ~:.:~ !~;;~~~~:.:;·.·. ::: ::: :: :::::::::::::::::::::.·.·.·.·.·.·.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.·.·.·.~~:~w:r ~!;: appear at an IRA funeral procession. The two tianity and Judaism. · Published every Tuesday and Friday during the academic year, Fridays during Winter Ses· men are dragged from their car, stripped and Bloodshed in the name of what? Of God? sion, by the student body of the University of Delaware, Newark, Delaware. beaten before being shot during the Belfast In his Easter blessing, the Pope pleaded witb E d~'!rial and business offices at West Wing, Student Center. Phone 451 -2771, 45 1-2772, 451 -2774. Business hours: Monday through Friday: 10 a .m. to 3 p.m. funeral. the world's people to pray for peace and • February 21, 1988 - Aidan McAnespie, 24, solidarity among nations. Maybe that day wiD Editorlai/OpiniOD: Pages 8 and 9 are reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial someday crystallize. above represents a consensus opinion of The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, a member of the Gaelic football team is gunn-. except when signed. The staff columns contain the opinion of the author pictured. Cartoons ed down by a British soldier as he walks At least in the name of love. represent the opinion of the artist. The letters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. ~hrough a checkpoint to the football field. Corey Ullman .These are just a few of the animalistic Review. ------....;------;------April 15, 1988 • The Review • Page 9' Opinion Letters Gay man pleas for understanding The Best Policy In the April 8 issue of The Review, a story was published about a 31 year-old man in Newark who suffers from AIDS­ About a million years or so ago, when I was see it as Yuppie trainmg camp. Learn to claw a misguided youth searching desperately for your way up in four e~sy years. Related Complex (ARC). The article explained that Tim's som'e sort of post high school diversion, I spent (not his real name) goals in life have changed because of an afternoon at Delaware. How many of you lied to get a parking AIDS. No more does he look to the future and what it holds. I was not, like most, overly impressed with sticker? Or creatively padded your resume? Now, he lives for the day. the autumn leaves gracefully flitting about the The old dodge is rationalization. "I deserve I know this is true of Tim's feelings because he has been mall or the pretty girls doing likewise. a spot for my car." Or the "everybody else does my lover since October, 1985. What the article did not men­ Nor did Delaware's outstanding academic it" scenario. lion is the incredible hold that AIDS has on the dreams and Confucius said to see what is right and not to ambitions of the general gay community. Do you remember reputation stir longings in my heart. My pal, Diogenies, thought I should come do it is cowardice. tbe GAY PRIDE marches which revaged the news in the late here.. _ It seems we are rapidly becoming a nation seventies? Where are they now? of cowards. Where, once, the homosexual man dreamed of "coming Diogenies ('The Cynic,' as we fondly refer­ red to him) was always looking for an honest oot" to family, friends, and co-workers, he is now so frighten­ person. Last month over $750,000 fell out of an ar­ ed to admit his sexual preferences that he dwells inter­ I lost my wallet here that mored truck in San Francisco. $400,000 is still minably in his ''safe'' closet. In this closet, he is not the sub­ afternoon in what I thought missing. ~t of scorn or fear (of AIDS.) In this closet, no one points was an e~dless sea of im- In a similar incident last fall, in Ohio, $2 fingers and says, "He's gay- he probably has AIDS." But poverished college rpillion poured out on to the road. Only $100,000 in this closet, there can be no true personal freedom. students. - was returned. Time magazine reported the When I met Tim, he was "out of the closet" entirely; there For the hell of it I called story of Melvin Kiser, an Ohio Bell repairman, was nothing false in his demeanor. Tim helped me to slip out Public Safety. Mi~aculous- who returned $57 thousand of it. of my own personal closet, and for the first time in my life, . ly some Kiser's own father harshly criticized his !felt truly comfortable in the knowledge that my co-workers conscientious soul had honesty. enjoyed being with me for my true self. That comfort is now found my wallet and turned He said, "I thought I raised you better than as foreign to me as the hopes I once had for a long life of love it in. Public Safety even of- that." and sharing with Tim. fered to mail it to me in I doubt many of those "fortunate" cash col- I am seropositive, what is called a ''healthy carrier'' of the Pennsylvania. lectQrs would consider robbing a bank, or steal- AIDS virus. Nearly every single gay man I know is Fletcher That clinched it, I ing someone's wallet. Yet "target of opportuni­ seropositive. Most became infected before public education thought. Here was a sterl- ty" theft from a faceless instituition is concerning AIDS became a prime concern of our Cham hers government. · · ------ing example of Delaware's acceptable. character that no other school could p-ossibly . D~og~nies, don't bother looking on our na- I applaud the education programs now in effect to increase match. bon s highways. awareness about the disease. I applaud the manufacturer's It's a million or so years later, and my of the AZT drug which has been proven to slow the course I was walking with my roommate through ofthevirus. AZT has given me time to spend with Tim; and naivete has gone the way of those autumn leaves. My friends call me 'The Cynic' now. Christiana Mall. A few bucks tumbled out from tbat time is the most precious thing in the world to me today. a kid's back pocket in front of us.'My roommate You may work with Tim. You may have seen him around Last week I was at a party in the Towers. Some picked it up, caught up with him and returned He is an exceptional, caring human being. But he the wadded up bills. The kid looked at my room­ is not the only carrier you will see as you walk the streets disgruntled guests evidently weren't pacified with free beer, so they lifted a few decorations mate as if he was from Mars. G( Newark. We number in hundreds locally, and in the and the telephone. "Oh my God," the kid muttered, "an honest (llnlsant:ls nationwide. We are not evil people, nor do we stalk person." friends or children to "spread the virus." I didn't know everyone at the party, but I'm reasonably certain all the guests were college It is unfortunate that a simple act of honesty are AIDS-educated, real people, in need of loving, just is now regarded as an extraordinary We may not be-as you perceive us to be when you students-more precisely, Delaware students. Even more disturbing: A class officer is occurrence. us or work with us, so try to see beyond the stereotypes charged with ripping off his class mates to the beyond the awardness. It can be one of the most rewar­ Probitas laudatur et alget. times you will spend. tune of a grand and a half. While thievery irks me to no end, the notion -Honesty is praised and starv~s. of students stealing from students appalls me. I used to consider college the last bastion of Fletcher Chambers is an assistant news editor 'insensitive' on politics the mental and moral elite. Now, I pretty much of The Review. In response to Cathleen Fromm's opinion column in the 12 issue of The Review, I would like to know ~hen the --~~iti,~itv that this newspaper practices will co,.e to an Fromm, you have a right to your opinion, but do you right to say "Common sense dictates that Dukakis, considered the boring candidate, is the realistic can­ I Are you an expert on political strategies to say ''com­ i dictates." What about all of the black and white lillllllriP'I'!I: of Jesse Jackson? Are you saying that we have ICDDm

rwees fan irked by columnist me if I'm wrong, but I think ther~ wa~ somethin~ from Jon Springer's baseball prevtew m the Apnl The Review. As far as I know there are tw~ teams in New York or has George Steinbrenner moved to Japan? · have mentioned that the Yankees have the most offense in the league and a much improved pitching I realize that he must be ecstatic that the Mets have become a good team, but as far as I'm concerned the still second best in New York. Albano (BE 91) Page 10 • The Review • April15, 1988------~:------... Delaware caucuses to determine state delegat

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.. Old-fashioned barber clips through changes by Peter Dawson and call on Ralph. Each customer awaits his Staff Reporter Ralph Burchard is a spry 75 ·turn while sitting in the worn years old and has been clipp­ leather couch perusing There are some ing hair on Main Street since through a newspaper, or simp­ establishments on Main Street 1952. Upon entering his barber ly listening to Burchard talk of ... that have simply become in­ shop, next to Klondike Kate's, politics or the weather. stitutions in their own right. it's as if the past has come "A group of students came For instance, if you need a alive. · in one day and remarked newspaper or a magazine, you The trademark red-white­ about my old-time barber visit the Newark Newsstand. and-blue pole hovers outside shop," said Burchard, "and I If you're hungry for a sub, you the shop as Burchard is busy said, 'Yeah, including the head for The Corner Deli. And inside working on customers barber.' " if you're looking for an old­ seated in the antique barber's Burchard has witnessed fashioned haircut, you go stop chairs in front of a large many changes on.Main Street into Burchard's Barber Shop mirror. over the past 36 years, in­ cluding the decline of many businesses. "The main reason [for the degeneration] is that Newark is surrounded by shopping centers," he said. "There are about five shop­ ping centers in Newark pro­ per," Burchard continued, "and they draw the people away. The way Main Street us­ ed to be, there wouldn't be an idle building here." Burchard added that, throughout the country, shop­ ping centers are taking up a large part of the land. "It's a good thing I'm not on any plan­ ning board because they would THE REV I Della Piazza bump me off. They wouldn't Barber Ralph Burchard, 75, reclines in an old-fashioned barber get one acre as far as I'm con- chair in his shop, which has been open for business since 1952. cerned.'' chard's hair-cutting style is his day, and I read somewhere Ninety percent of the barber use of a vacuum to clean up that many barbers were af­ shop's business comes from each customer's hair after fected by breathing powder the university community, every haircut. and bits of hair," Burchard ex­ Burchard said. "I get the "When I started cutting plained. "So I decided to get a THE REVIEW/ Dan Della Piazza ROTC and I get the professors hair, [other barbers] would hair vac, and have been using Burchard says 90 percent of the business his Main Street shop a~d thei~, wives. I like my us~ a powd~r ~r~sh afte_r each receives comes from unive s·t t d t clientele. harrcu~. I didn t hke the tdea of continued to page 17 r 1 Y s u en s. One unusual aspect of Bur- breathmg all that powder all ResurrectiOn of the Dea/dicated in Newark by Bryan lnderrieden "We are taking the kind of energy the Dead Bands rock to classics· Staff Reporter gives off," Mahoney said, "and going our own . d way with it." Playin', playin' ·in a band - a Dead 1cate Billed as California-style musicians rather band. in the local nightspots In a decade where musicians appear to be than a Dead cover band, the Caboose performs concerned more with hairstyles than music, songs from the late 1960s and early '70s. The some up-and-coming bands remain faithful to San Francisco sound, however, is most evident in the Grateful Dead covers. the sounds that emerged nearly two decades With two drummers and an acoustic ag~pecializing in Grateful Dead covers, three guitarist, Doug Pritchett, enhancing the rhythm section, the seven-member band cer­ area bar bands - Montana Wildaxe, Living tainly conveys a free and easy feeling. Like the Earth and New Potato Caboose- are forging - their own identities simultaneously. Grateful Dead, the band relies heav11 y on "We are all Deadheads first," maintained sp~W~":~~~ make up a set list before we go Mike Mahoney, the bass guitarist for New onstage," explained Mahoney. Potato Caboose. Accordingly, the band is nam- Mark Mondok, the Caboose's manager and ed after a lesser-known Dead tune. Several years ago, when band members lyricist, works very closely with his band. Thus formed the Caboose at Catholic University in far, they have collaborated on 22 original songs, with "Gold Plated Crime" being one of their Washington, D.C., "Friend of the Devil," demo tape's most promising tracks. another Dead tune, was the only song they could all play. "An idealism prevails in our music," Moo- Now their repertoire approaches the 2oo-plus dok said. "We have an air of commitment to THE REVIEW/Bryan lnderrieden Montana Wildaxe mark and the Caboose is playing to packed continued to page 11 houses from Philadelphia to Atlanta. Page 14 • The Review • April15, 1988 ------Take 5/ Broderick plays ·sardonic soldier in 'Biloxi Blues' by Kirsten Phillippe Jerome's emotional reservoir Assis'tant Features Editor is tapped. Jerome is, according to the Joining the Army surely nerdishly sensible Arnold Eps­ wasn't Eugene Jerome's idea. tein (Corey Parker), an As he slowly approaches the "observer," never willing to world of Biloxi, the voice-over get involved or take sides. laments: ''It was my fifth day Jerome will never be a good in the Army - and so far I writer until he has committed hated everyone." himself to a cause. And really, And thus a sardonic mood is just about any cause will do in set within the first moments of Epstein's bespectacled eyes. Biloxi Blues, part two of Neil The literary fledgling, it Simon's acclaimed seems, tends to follow his autobiographical stage trilogy friend's logical advice, (also including Brighton although it's never clear ex­ Beach Memoirs and Broad­ actly what kind of cause has way Bound) to be sacrificed to attracted his energies. the almighty silver screen. Christopher Walken (At Directed by Mike Nichols Close Range, Dead Zone) (Heartburn), Biloxi Blues is a satisfyingly portrays the irra­ poignant comedy tracing tional Toomey, a drill sergeant Matthew Broderick, as Pvt. Jerome, shares an ice cream with Daisy (Penelope Ann Miller). Simon's World War II training whose obsession with the Ar- in a Jew-hating, homophobic my leads to a breakdown of This tension-filled backdrop half. tion is more intellectual than Mississippi boot camp. psychotic proportions. is an appropriate scenario for Though Biloxi Blues is both its lesser predecessor, Reprising his Broadway role Toomey is determined to Jerome, who charms and touching and entertaining, it Brighton Beach Memoirs, as Simon's alter ego, Matthew turn the members of his pia- grins his way into the good tends to be slow-pacecl and whose plot reveals little more Broderick (Ferris Beuller's toon into real soldiers. But graces of his platoon mates, often neglects the true feelings than an adolescent's urge to Day Off, Project X) steps into Jerome has other ideas, and while managing to gift them of the time. see a bare-bosomed woman. the shoes of Pvt. Jerome, a establishes himself as the · with various army exercises World War II America is Biloxi Blues is a movie that wise-cracking Jew who uses discipline-hungry sergeant's -courtesy of loony Toomey. depicted in a nostalgic glow, rests mainly on the shoulders humor to shield himself from perfect antagonist. In between the platoon's with its GI-drenched of Broderick, assisted by a feelings he is unwilling to face. Jerome's barracks buddies ethnic slurs and push-ups, sidewalks, malt shops and variety of supporting ethnic Early in the film, the au­ are tagged with obvious ethnic Jerome carries on an innocent USO dances. The recurring monstrosities along the way. If dience is introduced to the identifications - Hennesy, romance with a Catholic musical score likewise em­ he tickled you in Ferris Broderick-narrated psyche of Wykowski, Pinnelli and Eps- schoolgirl (Penelope Ann phasizes a beautified 1945, Bueller and charmed you in the young New Yorker. tein- and each stereotypical- Miller) and loses his virginity underscoring a troubled time, Lady Hawk, then Broderick Through Broderick's voice­ ly meanders through scenes to a doting prostitute, thus marred by a world war and will please you with the Blues. overs, Jerome is given wit and with the behavior expected of fulfilling two of three fantasies ethnic segregation. **3Jt style; and, through his acting, his respective label. revealed in' the movie's first However, this Simon crea- Special effects key to success of 'Beetlejuice' by Michael Andres Adventure, Burton sculpts a brilliant color, often radiating ties of spirtuality which in­ ment attractions, so they in­ simplistically, burial-plotted a neon glow, with variously clude walking through walls to vite business associates home Entertainment Editor script into a visually­ decaying stages of post-human visit their caseworker's office, to eyeball the Maitlands. Once, twice, three times a appealing comedy. Special ef­ beings preserved in the state beheading themselves to scare Michael Keaton (Mr. Mom, specter. And so it is, as three fects and sight gags provide in which they died. prospective homeowners and Johnny Dangerously) for­ vocalizings of the evil ghost's the film's primary appeal, yet The world of the shades that nearly being gobbled by the tunately enters as the film's name bring Beetlejuice into the phantasmic premise also intrudes upon and relates to sandworm of woe who guards namesake, a malignant but Director Tim Burton's pokes fun at horror film con­ the film's physical reality sets the boundaries outside their hilarious exorcist of the living, cinematographic new release. ventions like disfigurement a dreamworld explanation for home. Excellent special ef­ to break the quickly stiffening Acclaimed for live animated and bodily decay. the spiritual transgressions. fects abound as a variety of ex­ pace. Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice) direction on Pee Wee's Big A netherworld is created in The conflict between the living traterrestrial scenes are is trapped in the ephemeral and the dead provides the created. world, and he wants nothing film's only plot. Meanwhile, a wealthy and more than to escape into the The loveable, preppie abnormal family, the Deetzes, physical world to wreak Maitlands begin the film on moves into the seemingly va­ havoc. So, he publicizes vacation, though choosing to cant home. The self-centered himself as the foremost remain in their Connecticut Deetz parents, who don't house-human-buster. home. They die accidentally believe in ghosts, can't see the Beetlejuice lies his way into and a:re spiritually bound to misfit Maitlands trooping ""reality" to scare the yuppie­ their house, initiating their around in designer sheets try­ yuckies, the Deetzes, gaining baptism by fire into the ing to be scary. But, Lydia: physicality and Lydia s mar­ hereafter. (Winona Ryder), the emo­ riage vows in return. They are given an instruc­ tionally neglected, Gothic Then a sartorial scene tional book about the afterlife daughter, is happy to believe reveals the film's scariest shot (in the tradition of the Hit­ in the spooks. -a man's clothing transform­ chhiker's Guide to the Finally the Maitlands are ed into a laughable, sky blue Galaxy), a caseworker to aid discovered by the Deetzes ·leisure suit - demonstrating in their times of crisis and while trying to disrupt a dinner that Beetlejuice has no mercy. their obituary appears in the party by forcing the guests to In the end, Keaton's fluid equivalent of the Ghostly dance the Calypso. The portrayal of the "ghost with the most" carries the film. Michael Keaton (right), as the fast-talking Betelgeuse, forces Gazette. yupsters think they can the hand of his mortal fiancee Lydia Deetz (Winona Ryder). So, the two learn the proper- market the ghosts as amuse- **1j2 ------:------....;.______Apri/15," 1988 • The Review • Page 15

'Naked' disrobes Heads' textured, rhyt~mic style - by Michael Andres as the vinyl's primitive cover which could be off any of the Entertainment Editor suggests, are utilized, but on- better new Heads vinyl. With Shooby doo wah. ly in unoriginal original irreverance and a six- From the potent early days experimentations. syllable beat to match the title, of "Psycho Killer" to the more Hor~s re.r;ni?isc~nt of_ any th!~ cut is a H~?~Y tune .. current hits off Little Genesis (onsitPhllCollms?) Cool Water IS the disc's Creatures the Talking Heads songs unfortunately pop up most artistically-constructed have alw~ys been concerned ~rom t~me to t~me, emphasiz- tun~ both b~cause of its with intricate rhythms and m~ . an. obvwus lack of va_nanc~ a~d Its placement. catchy beats. Their new album or~~mahty. . , With. ywhns and d~eper Naked, while still strictly con- . The Fa<:ts _of Life. pro- vocah~mg by Byrne, this last cerned with rhythmic layer- VI~es _a sohd Illustr~tw~ of c~t kmts a som~er, powerful ing, is too stripped to be grmdmg unmusicahty. fmale essenhal to the effective. Though the controlled grit of seriously-toned grooves. Naked displays the Heads as the_ melody is p~obably s~m- The }a~t-p,~~ed opening a musically mature and well- bohc of t~~ song_ s factory Im- track, Blmd, . IS also worthy versed band moving graceful- agery, It s shll tough to of note for Its up-tempo lyfrom one cut to another· and endure. groove, but its heart beats yet, despite even the big-~ame ''Totally Nude'' and ''Mom- longer than_ necessary with an credits (Steve Lillywhite pro- my Daddy You and I," unneeded mstfumental_ t~at ducing and ex-Smith Johnny however, are two tunes that cuts the tunes soul m Its The new album from Talking Heads stops making sense to Marr making cameos on tra?scend the skinny mix prime. . . guitar) the album fails. which Naked presents. In opposition to the uncloth- listeners, failing to demonstrate interesting, original melodies. Gone'are the hook-line-and- "Totally Nude," though bas- ed melodies, the lyrics are Flowers," which is just one of most lyrics. sinker beat gimmicks which ed o~ standfird guitar, poignant and dresse~ to_ kill in the vinyl's 10 socially- Heading to Paris to record propelled "Little Creatures" establishes a unique, complex an uncharactenshcally conscious tunes. may have given the band in- and "Burning Down the series of drum t:<;tppings to ho~d ser_iou~ tone f~r the usually Each cut has a thoughtful trospective time, but for House" into the mega-airwave tune ?nd va~Iance. David whim~Ical T~lku~g Heads. The grain - from ."Blind", which whatever reason the strongly playlists. Gone are the tex- Byrne s grabbi?~ lead vocals b<~nd IS _harm~ Its blunt ~oul criticizes modern violence, to leftist approach of Naked is tures which make melodies are almost remmiscent of past with this anti-technological the government bashing of appreciated. from Remain in Light jump in- albums by creating an inviting st~,nce. . "The Democratic Circus." I may have come to expect to the cognizant forefront. · ho?k, an_d M~rr on twang bar Here we stand/Like an . A happier existence is too much from these four chat­ The album experiments gmtar kicks m to complete a Adam and an Eve ... There directly equated with the ting cerebrals, but Naked isn't with variant sounds but after total texture. was a factory /Now there are devolution from the complex art. many listenings 'few are Similarly intriguing is mountains and river," croons immorality of today's society memorable. Mrican melodies, "Mommy Daddy You and I," Byrne on "(Nothing But) suggested by the cover and *3 /4 ------~------~ Quick Picks: Jammin' or Jive? Razor Tracks Teena Marie, Naked to the World Midnight Oil, Diesel and Dust (Colum­ The Fall, P(llace of Swords Reversed (Epic) - With Taylor Dane and bia) - This album only strengthens the (Compilation 1980-1983) (Rough Trade) Samantha Fox pretending to her - This new release·chronicles some of 1. Naked Raygun- Jettison (Caroline) case for making 1988 the year of the 2. .Butthole Surfers - Hairway to throne, Marie, the first lady of blue­ Australian musician. Riding the coat­ the Fall's best middle career work with eyed soul, has produced her strongest tails of INXS's recent stateside explo­ virtually all cuts spanning the dynamic Steven (Touch and Go) LP since her "Motown magic" days sion, Australia's Midnight Oil has range indicating Mark E. Smith's 3. The Chills - Brave Words with Rick James. released an album of overwhelming views of life as art and politics. (Homestead) Appropriately enough, helping Marie power, both heavy-handed and A few members changed in the ear­ 4. Firehose - Sometimes (SST) rekindle that fire on Naked to the understated. ly 1980s, and the band's line-up is yet 5. Morrissey- Suede head ( 12") (Sire) World is the premier Super Freak The album starts out strongly with again different now, but these Brits 6. Blacklight Chameleons- Inner Mis­ himself, who lends his passion on "Call the first single, "Beds are Burning," continue to reflect their working class sion (National Brainchild) Me (I Got Yo Number)" and "The the best song released this year by background on "Prole Art Threat," 7. Pixies- Surfer Vosa (4 AD) Once and Future Dream." James and anyone, featuring driving rhythm and "Fit and Working Again" and "Pay Marie-eye color aside - are a soulful Your Rates." 8. Phantom Tollbooth - Power Toy horn sections. In the song, lead singer (Homestead) dream team; indeed, many of their Peter Gifford tackles his favorite Musically basic, the earlier tunes best works (solo or not) have been homeland problem: the situation bet­ glint with garage-band emotion and 9. Throwing Muses - House Tornado duets with each other, including the ween whites and Australia's in­ less-than-glamorous production (Sire) steamy classic, ."Fire and Desire." digenous aborigines. creating a real, unhampered sound. 10. Salem 66 - National Disasters, Na­ Lady Tee keeps the heat pouring on "The time has come to say fair's Happily, "How I Wrote 'Elastic tional Treasures (Homestead) much of the rest of this album, shying fair /To pay the rent, to pay our share,'' Man' "and "Totally Wired" connect away from frigid pop like her biggest Gifford sings in the chorus. back-to-hack to form the first side. hit, "Lovergirl." The first single, "Ooo Producer Warne Livesey did a "Elastic Man" has an inescapable - Compiled from WXDR "Cutting La La La," is a delectable ballad vocal line and a bouncy, guitar­ tremendous job on the album, giving a Edge" logs by Karin Last, 418/88. gus~ng with ornate keyboards, suave haunting feeling to some tracks, while oriented beat, which highlights a sim­ saxoph9ne and a background vocal ar­ allowing the band's raw energy to ple narrative about the recognition ac- rangement out of the Supremes school. translate well on others. companying fame. L...------~.------....1 Tracks such as "Ooo La La La," the Gifford's vocals, which annoy some, Drums pound unfalteringly on .. Raf1ngs funk-mastered "Crocodile Tears" and have a power and feel of their own; ''Totally Wired,'' emphasized by solid the gorgeous title song aren't very im­ and, the job on backing vocals can guitar beats and complimentarily * * * * - Audacious pressive lyrically; but, instrumenta­ more than make up for anything that overlayed by a chanting Smith. tion and vocal phraseology have Gifford's voice lacks. The B-side is spotlit by the disturb­ always come first with Marie. This Musically the band at times seems to ed sound of "Marquis Cha-Cha," where * * * - A cut above philosophy has its merits, as she shows borrow from the Alarm ("Sell my Smith quakes into his most ingenious on her usual jazz excursion, "Work It," Soul," "The Dead Heart") and Pink vocal performance. dedicated to "Sweet Ella Fitzgerald." Floyd (for production reasons) - a On this vinyl the band's young and **-Routine Be-bopping to the beat, Lady Tee pro­ good time in fun, intelligent music. strong - hear it. ves music has a language all its own. - Ken Kerschbaumer - Michael Andres - Chuck Arnold *-Lame · *** *** Page 16 • The Review • April 15, 1988 ------E-52 Student Theatre 014 Mitchell Hall. Friday and Saturday at 8:15p.m., "The House The Stone Balloon of Blue Leaves." 115 E. Main St. 368-2000. Fri., Jim­ my Charizzma & The Spiders. Sat., The Snap. MIBW!II Chestnut Hill Twin Cinema Deer Park Tavern "The Last Emperor" (R) ;. "Col­ 108 W. Main St. 731-5315. ors" (R) . Call theater for tirnes. 737-7959. ";, Maxwell Sullivan's Cinema Center - Newark Restaurant ~()medy "Above the l:aw" (R) ; "Bright 100 Elkton Road. 737-2222. Fri., Lights, Big City" (R); "Beetle The Hitmen. Sat., Three Swell Comedy Cabaret Juice" CPG). Call theater for Joes. 410 Market St., times. 737-3866. Wilmington. (302) 652-6873. Friday Christiana Mall 23 East Cabaret at 10 p.m. and Saturday at 8:30 and "Good Morning Vietnam" (R) ; 23 E . Lancaster Ave., Ardmore, 10:45 p.m., The Wid, Comedy Airlines, Mike Stankiewicz. "Biloxi Blues" (PG-13); "Bad Pa. (215 ) 896-6420. Fri., Bricklin, Dreams" CR); " Three Men and a The Faction. Sat., Screaming Blue Comedy Factory Outlet Baby" CPG); " Return to Snowy Messiahs, Original Sins. 31 Bank St., River, Part Two" (PG-13) . Call Philadelphia. (215 ) FUNNY-11. theater for times. 368-9600. Chestnut Cabaret Friday at 8:30 and 11 p.m. and Castle Mall Cinema 38th and Chestnut streets, Saturday at 7:30, 9:40 and 11 :50 " Police Academy 5" (PG); "Vice Philadelphia. (215) 382-1201. Fri., p.m., Tommy Konig. Versa" ( PG) . Call theater for Johnny 0 & The Classic Dogs of times. 738-7222. Love. Sat., John Lee Hooker & The Coast to Coast Blues Band, SPA Dynagroove. "La Bamba" (R}, Friday at 7, 9:30 p.m. and midnight in 140 Smith; Ambler Cabaret Chapel Street Playhouse "The Witches of Eastwick" (R), 43 E. Butler Ave. , Ambler, Pa. 27 N. Chapel St. 368-2248. Friday Friday at 4:30 p.m. in 100 (215) 646-8117. Fri., Beru Revue, and Saturday at 8:15p.m., "You Kirkbride, Saturday at 7 and 10 The Scam. Sat., Beru Revue, Blue Can't Take It With You." p.m. in 100 Kirkbride, 9 p.m. and Rodeo. Walnut Street Theatre midnight in 140 Smith. Grand Opera House 9th and Walnut streets, Classic Film Series 818 Market Street Mall, Wilm­ Philadelphia. (215) 574-3586. Fri­ Rodney Room, Student Center. ington. 652-5577. Fri. and Sat.. The day at 8 p.m. and Saturday at 2 The Last Emperor, winner of multiple Academy Awards in­ "Psycho" (R), Sunday at 7:30 Delaware Symphony. and 8 p.m.,"Mike." cluding Best Picture, is currently playing at Chestnut Hill p.m. Cinema.

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WHERE: 115 PAN 292-0475 TIME: 4-5:30 pm ' ------Apri/15, 1988 • The Review • Page 17 ... Deadicated local bands resurrect vintage tunes of N~wark residents for years, explained Kurt Houff, Mon- "Sometimes we are physical­ formances of "Lost Sailor" continued from pagE 1? has been steadily tightening its tana's other vocalist as well as ly shot, but [the crowd] keeps and "Saint of Circumstance" skills and increasing in lead guitarist. us going." that one would think a E>ead the human race." . popularity. The band, original­ The five members of Mon- Unlike the other bands, Liv- record was playing. Other A Caboose original, "Rust in ly known as White Lightning, tana Wildaxe are all dedicated ing Earth rocks only to the times the band's spontaneity Peace," reflects this conscien­ frequently brings its mix of musicians, Houff added, and tunes of the Grateful Dead, shines through. tiousness with its nuclear classic tunes to the local area. hope to cut a record. soon with mixed with covers of bands "We have no steadfast way disarmament theme. "My parents were some o f t h eir recent1 y- that the Dead has done. of playing" said Bob Albasi Audiences are indeed Deadheads and they kind of performed otiginal material. Out of the ashes of a th .' t "W · · ' responding enthusiastically. pushed it when I was young,'' "What separates us from previous band, Slipknot, Liv- .e ?rgams : e Improv~~e Although the Caboose, which said Chip Porter, Montana's most bands," said Houff, "is ing Earth originated in , withm a basic framework. has frequently played the vocalist and rhythm guitarist. that we like to fly by the seat Philadelphia four years ago. Matt Ginsburg, the band's university circuit, has only Although tunes such as of our pants." The band has recorded six drummer, described a "sense played twice in Newark, band "Bertha" and "I Know You Members of the band original songs and four of security" present within the members agreed it's a great Rider" always get the crowds believe it is the audience's Grateful Dead covers with the band. 'town. on their feet, Montana's reper­ energy that fuels them and New York-based record label, "We want to create positive However, New Potato toire includes tunes by such gives them the power to put on Relix. energy," Ginsburg said. Caboose is not the only band other notable artists as Van their best possible "Our main objective is to Living Earth, Montana able to satisfy Newark's crav­ Morrison, Traffic and Little performances. have fun," explained Dan Wildaxe and New Potato ing for the Grateful Dead and Feat. "They come to see us and we Leyden, th~ rhythm guitarist. Caboose are each on the road other classic rock. "We are a democratic band come to see them," Houff said, So~~ti~es Living ~arth's to success. It promises to be a Montana Wildaxe, a favorite -everyone votes on songs," referring to their fans. precisiOn IS so uncanny m per- long, strange trio. ... old-fashioned barber clips through changes on Main Street continued from page 13 "I thought it must be the people. You understand came in and he said he had to or wrong, and I want nothing wonderful to be like that fella. their explanations, and even if have a haircut for an inter­ to do with it. one ever since." When I was about six years they make a [hairstyle] view. I said, 'Boy, you sit "All my life I have stood on Burchard, who is married old, I used to go down to his change you know what they're down. I'm going to give you my feet, taking people's and has a son, grew up in cen­ shop and watch. Watching him trying to tell you. If you know the best haircut you ever money and trying to do an tral Delaware and decribes was the best classroom." that person, you know what his had.' " honest job by making them himself as a "Delaware When Burchard opened for hair will do." Although Burchard enjoys look better. swamp rat." He became in­ business in. 1952, he charged He said, when he first ·his work, there is one type of terested in barbering as a one dollar for a haircut. Today started back in 1952, he cut a hairstyle he refuses to cut. "By no means am I going to young boy because he was im­ the fee has risen to five high school girl's hair. That "I'll cut [almost anyone's] stand here on my feet, take pressed with his town's dollars. "I'm up to five dollars, same girl was back in the shop hair, except the ones with red, their money and waste my barber. but I'm [still] a dollar behind. for a haircut this past . white, blue, pink and dyed hair time making them look "This fella was always neat I try to keep the prices down weekend. -punk-rock-style hair. There worse," h.e reasoned. "It and clean, and people seemed as much as possible." Burchard said he loves is no pattern, there is no right doesn't add up." to look up to him," he recall­ Many of Burchard's barbering and still takes pride ed. 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REQUEST FO.R APPLICATIONS for a Summer 1988 Fellowship of the SALZBURG SEMINAR

The Office of the President encourages faculty and pro­ Fellow will be expected to make oral and written contri­ fessionals to participate in the University's international­ butions to a specialized group seminar. The Fellow will ization process by funding one Fellow to attend the work, live, and dine together with other fellows at the August 21 -September 3, 1988 Salzburg Seminar Ses­ Schloss Leopoldskron in Salzburg, Austria. the Semin­ sion on "Gender and the Humanities." In addition to ar's announcement of the session follows: attending lectures and discussions on this topic, the

"fhe new scholarship on women which has emerged since the early 1970s has documented areas of experience and creativity hithe.rto 'hidden from history,' at the same time as it has challenged the traditional disciplinary paradigms. In literature, attention to women's writing has not only called into question established canons, bu·t has also opened debate on whether and how gender --the relationship between men .and women, masculine and feminine-- matters in the production of written texts. In history, there are now separate volumes about women's experience and inquiries are being made into how cultures organize the differences, or the relations, between the .· sexes. Political theorists have added sexual difference to their discussions of ethics, equality and individual rights, and art historians increasingly attend to gender in their analyses of representa­ tion. ''This session will consider these developments in order to assess the impact of the new knowledge about gender on the various humanities disciplines. How have established interpreta­ tions changed and what questions, substantive and theoretical, are still open? To what extent has gender proven to be a useful category for analysis and interpretation in the humanities? We will attempt to answer these questions by examining a wide range of international scholarship."

Interested. applicants are asked to submit a one-page Also required are a curriculum vitae arid a statement of pro.pq~al (6 copies) stating reasons why participation approval-of the department chairperson or dean. Address will enhance the internationalization of the University any questions to Professor William Boyer, extension . and the individual's personal and ~.cademic program. 2355.

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continued from page 23 . "He's easy-going, loosey­ he said. ''I just try to play, and goosey, take-it-as-it-comes," ~. 1 when the opportunity is there, attackman John Boote said of I try to make the best of it." Ervin. "But it usually comes Ervin isn't a flashy type of good when it comes - nine player. He doesn't possess times out of ten." great speed or a rocket shot. He just uses his cutting abili­ Jeff James is a··-.news ty and field sense to do his features editor o[The ReV.iew. damage on opposing defenses . • ... Hens beat Drexel

continued from page 24 dike also added a goal, her first as a varsity player. passing game came to life. At In the midst of a mild slump times they even controlled the with previous losses t~ game. Lafayette and Lehigh, The Dragons began to score Delaware saw the win as more THE REVIEW/ Don Della Piazza goals and breathed a little bit therapeutic than anything After a passed ball, Hen pitcher Mike Conelias covers the plate, but the throw is not on time. of fire - but it was not enough else . to start to boil the Hen's eggs. "We really needed that The lead was just too large for win," said Wolffe. ... Hoyas hammer Delaware Drexel to overcome. If the play is any indication continued from page 24 an ugly Wednesday at Tuesday, Bob Koontz picked While the Dragons are not a of how the Hens will perform Delaware Diamond. up the win in game one, and real power in the ECC - they in upcoming games, you can in the ninth - with only three the save in game two ... have better individual talent rest assured that the Drexel ·outs left, it's a Httle much." EXTRA. BASES: The Heris Kochmansky's RBI single in than team talent - Smith has Zone will be renewed "We didn't get much pit­ travel to face defending ECC the first was his 200th career seen a change since last year's indefinitely. ching," added Hannah. champions Rider College for a hit. He is only the 12th meeting. ''These guys were going to doubleheader tomorrow ... Delaware player to reach that "They're improved over last have their introduction to col­ Chasanov's grand slam in the mark. year," she said. lege ball someday." eighth inning broke a 4-4 tie in The Hens were led by STICK STUFF: The Hens And that someday was just game one against Drexel juniors Lecia In den ( 4 goals, 2 take on ECC opponent assists) and Nari Bush (2g, Bucknell University'tomorrow Sports Plus la), freshman Christine Duffy at 1 p.m. at Lewisburg, (4g, la), sophomore Barb Pa ...Delaware played first­ Tuesdays Wolffe (3g) and senior Karlyn ranked Temple University Wesley (3g, la). · yesterday afternoon. Sophomore Elissa Thorn-

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14-0 run Ervin.'s.. clobbers 8 -goUls Dragons lead men by Keith Flamer by Ken Kerschbaumer Sports Editor Assistant Sports Editor Never underestimate an op­ PHILADELPHIA - ponent. It's the first rule of Picture, if you will, a team thumb if a team wants to pre­ with powers beyond human vent the '85 Villanova-'69 Mets comprehension. Powers which syndrome - upsets. enable players to see all team­ But it's not hard to overlook mates at all times-and, in all an opponent when they haven't places. Powers which enable beaten you since Dwight D. passes to be made cleanly, and Eisenhower graced the Oval goals to be scored at will. Office on 1600 Pennsylvania Not another dimension of Avenue. time, and space - instead, a After 29 consecutive vic­ dimension of mind, one where tories over a hapless Lafayette the Delaware women's squad, the Delaware men's lacrosse team plays every lacrosse team wouldn't give game like they did on Tues- the Leopards the time of day . day. At the goal post up ahead Wednesday afternoon at - the next ·stop- the Drexel Delaware Field. Zone. Although the Hens (4-5 It's too bad Rod Serling is overall, 2-1 in the East Coast dead, 'cause that's exactly Conference) had all the symp­ what he would have said toms of the upset syndrome, before the Hens 20-11 drubbing they cured themselves in time of the Drexel University - thanks to an eight-goal per­ Dragons. formance by attackman Tom There was just no other way THE REVIEW/ Dan Della Piazza Ervin - for a disappointing to describe it. Delaware's Nari Bush scored two goals and dished out an assist in Tuesday's victory. 17-10 triumph . . "We had a feeling for each A disappointing 17-10win? Is other," said sophomore Court­ freshman attacker Stephanie field hockey goalie who holds the Hens ran into defensive that possible? Considering the nay Iliff, who scored one goal Sadarananda, who had two every Delaware goalkeeping and offensive problems in the Leopards ( 1-6, 0-4 ECC) are by on the day. "Knowledge of goals ' and one assist. "Our record, was placed in the net second. far the weakest team in the placement was really there." passes and cuts were there." in an attempt to see if her Passes and shots both began ECC, it's very conceivable. Delaware ( 4-3 overall, 2-2 in To say the least. Over a talents could translate over to to miss their targets, a result The . Hen squad, obviously the East Coast Conference), 13-minute span the Hens hit the lacrosse field. of increased physical play by confident, peered through the ranked 14th in the nation, look­ the open player, scored on a They did. the Dragons. glass window that was ed phenomenal in the first half give and go, won over 10 "She did some nice things in The defensive problems Lafayette to take notice of as they squashed the Dragons draws, scored 12 goals and there," said coach Janet Smith came about because Delaware their next foe, 12th-ranked (2-4, 1-2 ECC) into submission allowed none, thanks to a referring to Bradley's play. decided to body check rather C.W. Post (and the four other - scoring the first 13 goals of great job by senior tri-captain Bradley finished the day than stick check. Drexel's Top 15 teams they would face the contest. Ange Bradley. with 13 saves- most coming continued to page 22 in the next seven games). "We came together," said Bradley, a legendary ECC in the first half - as she and That observation may have been the reason the miserable Leopards stunned Delaware and put a scare into the hearts Hens hammered by Hoyas of the hushed fans. In lieu of the Hens' arduous an 8-4, 2-1 sweep of Drexel seven hits. Lenny Richardson, and seventh. schedule, Wednesday's contest by Jon Springer University Tuesday) while im­ with two hits, two RBI, and Freshman outfielder Heath was supposed to be their Sports Editor proving the Hoya's mark to three runs scored, led the way Chasanov picked up two RBI chance to come up for air. Winning ugly is one thing. 11-20. for Delaware. to give Delaware a brief 10-9 "It certainly was [suppM Losing ugly is, well, ugly. Delaware's defense reared Meanwhile, Conelias shook lead. to be a breather]," said With pitching that allowed a it's ugly head from the outset off a shaky first inning and "We started hitting1" said Delaware head coach Bob six-run fifth and an eight-run Wednesday, as Hen starter carried an 8-3 Delaware lead Hen captain John Kochman­ Shillinglaw. "I would've liked ninth , hitting that was plen­ Mike Conelias allowed into the fifth. sky, "but right to people." to have to come out with a bet· tiful but not clutch, and four Georgetown's first three hit­ He never got out. Conelias The Hoyas picked up two in ter feeling." errors, the Delaware baseball ters to score. The first run faced six Hoyas in the fifth - the eighth before - once again · For the first two quarters, team's 19-10 loss to crossed when catcher Kelley all of whom scored - before - exploding in the ninth. the Hens were more like g~ Georgetown University Wilson misplayed tlre hop on a being yanked for fellow This time, Georgetown sent ing for air than coming up for Wednesday was anything but play at the plate. freshman Drew Ellis. Ellis 14 men to the plate, pounding it, as the Leopards played six pretty. Wilson, who was hit in the allowed a double, a walk, a hit out five hits, five walks and feet over their heads and kept "Some days you get them eye on the hop, left the game batsman and committed a eight runs off Ellis and Glenn pace with Delaware. The half out," said Hen coach Bob Han­ without serious injury. His tbrowing error before closing Oneidas. The Hens went down ended knotted at 7-7. nah, ·· "and some days you replacement, Jeff Laznik, pro­ the door on the fifth. quietly in their half of the Sloppy defense, sporadic~­ don't." mptly allowed a passed ball From there, the Hens bang­ inning. fense and mental mistakes by Wednesday was one of them. and the inning's third run. ed out eight hits off ''The runs at the end really the Hens helped the Leopards The loss snapped a seven The Hens hit back over the Georgetown reliever Ron took the wind out of us," said stay close. game winning streak for the first three innings, knocking Polansky, but managed only to Kochmansky. "Down by nine "We played poorly," said Hens (22-5 overall, 7-1 in the Hoy a pitcher Ed Schwartz out push two unearned runs continued to page 21 East Coast Conference after of the box with eight runs on across, one apiece in the sixth continued to page 22