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Source of energy for The teens could have negative Students’ Newspaper of Issue 5 March 18, 2011 health effects 2001 Old Lincoln Highway Langhorne, Pa. 19047 Neshaminy High 4 www.playwickian.com School Blue team claims victory at Gym Night Blue clinches 5th consecutive title on March 4 and 5 with a 13 point lead over Red By Emily Duke the colors.” Student Life Editor It was a special moment for all senior Gym Night veterans Sat., March 5 was a day of who had watched those before excitement for all Gym Night them perform the opening ritual participants, but it was the Blue in previous years. “It felt so Team who triumphed over the strange to fi nally be out there on Red Team with a 13 point lead the fl oor as a senior after I’ve in this year’s “Nesh-Flix on watched the parting of the colors Demand.” every other year,” senior Jillian Although Blue was victorious Borsos said. for the fi fth year in a row, all After students divided students, staff, captains, and into their respective teams, all spectators came together to make participants waited in anticipation the movie magic come alive at a for five special words from truly memorable event. Superintendent Dr.. Louis T. The gym underwent a total Muenker. transformation thanks to the After he exclaimed, “Let’s flashy posters, streamers and get ready to rumble,” the real balloons that the captains put festivities began. Once the up. Giant murals depicting the captains were introduced, both various themes for each grade’s Blue Team Color Captain Tom exhibitions were hung on each Katelhon and Red Team Color side of the gym. Captain Kenny Smith gave Students showed pride for enthusiastic speeches to pump their teams by wearing their up the crowd and thank those respective colors and soon the who contributed to the success Blue Team demonstrates the pride and enthusiasm necessary to dominate the Red Team. entire student section became a of Gym Night. Photo Courtesy/Redskin Yearbook sea of red and blue. The first event was the Friday night’s opening captains’ tug-of-war in which was marked by the thrilling the Blue Team captured the fi rst Challenge Day returns entrance of the seniors, who point of the night. Other By Marissa Silverman ceremoniously paraded into the Staff Writer gym hand in hand and “parted See GYM NIGHT on page 3

Challenge Day was brought to Neshaminy High School for the 5th year on Feb. 15 and 16. It continues to be a huge success every year. The purpose of Challenge day is to “Be The Change,” by presenting youth and their communities with workshops that show the possibility of love and connection through diversity, truth and expression. Since 1987, Challenge day has served more than 1,000,000 youths in 400 cities. The six and a half hour long program is to show students the diversity among each other, but this one day program is designed so it will be continued among the participants after the day is done. Student donates “Kit & Karaboodles” to patients About 100 students and a minimum of 25 adults were selected Danni McGinty, sophomore, was inspired by a service project she participated in last year in to participate in this life changing occasion. during one of Kelly Macauley’s family and consumer science classes. The project, created by As the participants walked through the door they were welcomed Macauley, called “Kit & Kareboodles,” specializes in transforming children’s storybooks into by student leaders and teachers cheering to start the day off with an activity bag with games, puzzles, costumes, etc. themed around the story. They take the bags excitement. to patients of Saint Christopher’s Hospital for Children. The students were also welcomed by getting a performance from McGinty wanted to continue the project and formed a group with 20 of her friends to the Neshaminy Dance Team. These activities gave students a chance create kits. On Feb. 21, McGinty and her friends took their bags to oncology patients and to get to know people outside of their normal social group and learn their families at Saint Christopher’s Hospital for Children. McGinty is planning to repeat this to appreciate the diversity among their peers. process again in the summer. “Challenge Day was an opportunity to get to know students in a new setting. I think that being outside of the classroom gave both Shannon Jones’s artwork wins Gold Key award students and adults the opportunity to get to know each other in a The Scholastic Art & Writing Awards received over 165,000 works to be judged and possibly safe, open environment.” Kimberly Aubrey said, an English teacher awarded a Gold Key, a Silver Key, or an honorable mention in their Regional Affi liate by the at Neshaminy. Alliance for Young Artists and Writers. Shannon Jones, junior, submitted an 18”x 24” drawing Throughout the day everyone had to fi nd someone they did not she did in her Advanced Art II class called “Be Still.” know and partner up with them for different activities. The awarded artworks, including Jones’, were put on display at an exhibit at Solmssen In these activities the partners were to talk about goals, dreams, Court at the University of Arts in Philadelphia. There was also an awards ceremony at Levitt fears and more. Then everyone was broken up into small groups to Auditorium at the University of Arts for the awardees. See CHALLENGE on page 2

News Special Features Sports Bullying and suicide awareness in Gym Night 2011 festivities Coach Durante keeps kids on In This ISSUE school raised 2 8-9 track 12 Op-Ed Student Life Entertainment Charter school option argued 5 Students going into military Lady Gaga’s domination over the positions 10 music industry 14 Page 2The Playwickian News March 18, 2011 Unrest in Libya leads to rebellious uprising By Emeline Jarvie The United Nations has attempted to fl y aid into Libya, although Gaddafi ’s forces Student Life Editor have largely stopped most efforts to help its people. In Washington, President Obama is still discussing America’s options. Egypt, despite having just experienced similar Zaynab Al Jareeree was a dead man the moment the shutter clicked. He was taking turmoil, has opened its borders to Libya, allowing through all refugees. pictures at a protest in Benghazi, Libya, and was subsequently killed, according to “It’s just a shame no one really knows what’s going on, or even cares to educate an online list of citizens who died during the fi rst few days of the coup. He is one of themselves. Americans would rather know about Charlie Sheen drama than abusive many. governments,” Neshaminy senior, Bridget Stanford, said. On Feb. 17, Libyan dissidents planned to protest against their brutal, repressive Through Facebook, Feb. 22 was organized into a ‘Wear Red Day,’ to show dictator of 42 years, Muammar Gaddafi . In order to silence the people’s protest, Gaddafi support for Libya’s people. Others have been petitioning and pressuring Washington has ordered a massacre of his own people, turning Libya into a shocking bloodbath. to intervene and stop the slaughter of the Libyan people. The death toll has been rising at an alarming rate, including protestors, passers-by, men, women, children, and anyone who dares to move a muscle against the Libyan government. They are slaughtering their citizens with .50 caliber bullets, which are strong enough to penetrate brick walls or puncture a vehicle. “We have reached the point of no return. We know if we don’t die in the streets they’ll kill us in our houses,” Libyan Leila Nachawati posted to her Twitter, on Feb. 21. For years, Libya has been an oppressed, impoverished nation. Children are malnourished and suffer from anemia. Unemployment rates are at 30 percent, though a majority of those with jobs are only able to work part-time. Talk of political reform is an offense punishable with imprisonment and it is uncommon to hear Gaddafi ’s name spoken in public, out of fear. The death toll estimates that at least 2,000 people have already been killed by Gaddafi ’s forces. Under his crackdown, innocent people are being slaughtered in the streets, and soldiers who refuse to kill their own people are burned alive. As Libya fights against its government, struggling to overthrow the oppressive dictatorship, the remainder of the world remains largely uninvolved. News of the coup did not even reach American news Libyan rebels show their disdain in Ras Lanuf. networks until Feb.22, five days Photo courtesy Los Angeles Times/MCT after the rebellion and subsequent Graphic courtesy of AP/MCT slaughter began. Students feel the pinch of college tuition increases By Meaghan Breitkreutz loan debt, including both federal and “I hope more of our students take Scholarships, grants, and federal aid News Editor private student loans, is constantly rising advantage of the AP courses offered at all help to alleviate some of the fi nancial at a rate of about $2,853.88 per second. NHS,” said McCollick. burden that colleges are posing on their As students settle into the third The amount of student loan debt is at For those intending to continue their students. Various options are available marking period, future college plans are nearly $900 billion and will continue to education after graduation, the infl uence for students to take advantage of when what is on a lot of students minds. Not increase. the current economy has on college tuition dealing with increasing college rates. only that, but concerns about how they’re In response to the high tuition, and fees cannot be ignored. going to pay for their post-high school students at Neshaminy are making education weighs heavily as well. alternative plans for their education. CHALLENGE: With the economic downfall of these Diane McCollick, math teacher and continued from page 1 last few years, colleges and universities graduation project adviser, says that across the nation have deemed it necessary many students have chosen to receive an share with each other about themselves as a whole. to increase their tuition in order to Associates Degree at a community college “Challenge day makes me realize that everyone has some sort of problem compensate for the higher cost of offering and then transfer to a four-year college in or something happening with them,” junior Zachary Aberman said. a competitive curriculum. order to save money on tuition. This program instructs teachers to encourage students to come to them According to collegeboard.org, the “Though it will not be easier, with any problems and ask for help. It is intended to raise awareness and 2010-2011 school year saw an average academically speaking,” Said prevent teen suicide. increase in tuition to be 7.9 percent of in- McCollick. Challenge day is made possible by the proceeds of yellow ribbon week state tuition and fees at public four-year Choosing to go to community college and the SADD club. In September 2006, a Yellow Ribbon Suicide Prevention` colleges and universities. will certainly not be easier, especially if Program was added to NHS. As college tuition escalates, federal you do decide to transfer. This program instructs teachers to encourage students to come to them grants also have increased some of the McCollick also points out another with any problems and ask for help. It is intended to raise awareness and amount they give college bound students. option to save money at college. AP prevent teen suicide. Pell Grants and tax credits are being given courses. At Neshaminy, the SADD club promotes Yellow Ribbon Week. This year out more frequently and this is aiding By taking an AP course, you are Yellow Ribbon Week took place March 7, 8, 9, 10 and 11. Each day during many students as they bear the high fees able to take college level courses in the school week focuses on a different tool to raise awareness. of college. high school, and only pay $87 to take a Monday promoted yellow ribbon cards which gives background Grants and scholarships are not national exam and be eligible for college information about how this week began. always enough for some students though. credit. This could save a student hundreds Tuesday was “Compliment day”. On “Compliment day”, students and The amount of fi nancial aid being utilized to thousands of dollars. However, not staff were provided a yellow carnation and a yellow ribbon pin. Also, it is by students is escalating, as is the number all colleges and universities accept encouraged that students and staff alike try to give positive feedback to those of graduates with debt. AP courses and some have specific around them. According to finaid.org, student requirements. On Wednesday, students were asked to wear yellow to support yellow ribbon week. The SADD club also sold the offi cial yellow ribbon week t-shirt for $5. The shirt is black and has a logo on the top left corner in the front that says “NHS YELLOW RIBBON WEEK” with a yellow ribbon. Jessica Krenzel, SADD club adviser, will continue to sell these T-shirts for $5 in room G210 as well as yellow ribbon week bracelets for $1. Thursday was “Don’t Sweat it-Sweat pants day”. This day is dedicated to promoting students to be comfortable and not take their image so seriously. It is to make students aware that they don’t have to dress up, and it’s cool to just wear sweats. Will you go to Prom with me? Friday was meant to be a follow up of the week. Students were given surveys and asked to provide feedback for the week. “Kids who participate say it’s the best experience they get at Neshaminy. Love, Challenge day is considered successful if students continue to be the change Dan Coleman after the day is done,” Joe Werner, Neshaminy social worker, said. March 18, 2011 The Playwickian News Page 3 New studies link cell phones to health hazard By Brielle Ballantine and much more easily than we previously Over the past decade, cell phones According to many researchers, the Caitlin Rauch thought,” said Volkow. have also been linked as a possible factor radiation given off from cell phones is Copy Editor and Staff Writer The study took place in February to many other diseases such as cancer, still under investigation, especially since 2011, where 47 healthy adults took part depression, obesity, addictive drugs, and the popularity of cell phones is increasing In today’s society, cell phones are in a study to measure their brain waves aging. year by year. a must in everyday life. People depend when a cell phone was in use. At Lincoln University in Christ Cell phones may be a good tool for on them for almost everything; from First, the subject’s brain waves Church, New Zealand, a biophysicist the year and now, but it may be prudent making calls, to contacting friends, to were tested when they had a turned on has discovered that cell phones can to consider the risks they pose to health even checking their email and Facebook cell phone up next to their head for 50 drastically change someone’s moods, before getting a new phone plan. accounts, but new studies have shown that minutes. changing them to being more angry, cell phones could be hurting more than Then, the other subjects were tested stressed and even suicidal. helping. with the cell phones turned off and put up According to accuconference.com, against their head for 50 minutes. in the past decade cell phone usage has By the end of the study, researchers Laughingstock readies to amuse increased drastically from 34 million to concluded that cell phones do affect the 203 million in the US alone. brain, for the people who tested with the By Amanda Covon Cell phones are a huge factor in cell phone on, had more brain activity News Editor making today’s society the way it is, so than those who tested with the cell phone when scientists looked more closely into turned off. On March 22, 24, and 25 Laughingstock will once again be returning to the “must have” product, they discovered Following up on the publication of Neshaminy High School. Laughingstock will be shown in the Theodore Kloos cell phones are beginning to have an effect the research, Renee Sharp, director of Auditorium; tickets are fi ve dollars a piece. The show starts at 7 p.m. each night. on the human brain. the Environmental Working Group’s Participants in Laughingstock audition for their part in the show. This year’s An investigative team of scientists led California Office, said “This research Laughingstock is directed by seniors Ryan Donohoe and Bryan Savini, junior Jill by Dr.. Nora Volkow, a neuroscientist for offers an important insight into potential Amoroso, and sophomore Kylie Winkler. Also including stage manager Emily the National Institutes of Health, made the effects of cell phone radiation on the Duke. discovery that electromagnetic radiation human brain.” Laughingstock is fi lled with improvisational comedy and short comical skits. is given off from cell phones when placed The research was published in the These skits are all created from the minds of these talented students involved in next to a persons head and affects the American Medical Association and is the the show. glucose metabolism of the brain. fi rst documented study that shows changes “Each cast is very unique, however, this ensemble is quite diverse in the types Cell phone antennas are the main in the brain glucose metabolism while a of comedy they bring to the table,” Gina Chiolan, Laughingstock adviser, said. source of where the radiation is given cell phone is close to the head. This year’s laughingstock includes Neshaminy favorites Dylan Atkinson, Nicole off. The study showed cell phones are According to the lantern.com, Pomponio, and Kelly Klause. All three are seasoned veterans- being in it three years artifi cially increasing brain activity, but “Volkow said she does not know whether straight- and are sure to keep the audience laughing throughout the whole show. researchers are not quite sure whether this the artifi cial activation of brain cells will “Laughingstock is a plethora of terrible ideas, which some how come together could lead to future problems. have long-term negative effects, which into the most glorious thing ever conceived before your eyes” senior cast member “The fi ndings are an indication that is why researchers are calling for further Rob Gehris said. exposure to cell phones activate the brain investigation.” Photo/Gina Chiolan GYM NIGHT: Annual tradition proves to be memorable experience for all continued from front page the Future,” prepared the time-traveling Gym Night. Although the Blue Team won DeLorean. Senior boys donned Pepsi the tiebreaker with a game of rock- paper- outfi ts and senior girls dressed as popcorn scissors. bags. The Blue Team won both the trash Key features of the performance can relay and the girls’ relay, but the Red included a physics-defying Matrix scene, Team was victorious in the boys’ senior an epic light saber battle, and wheelchair- relay. bound Jake Sully’s transformation into The Red Team won the spirit point a giant blue Na’vi creature from James on both Saturday afternoon and evening. Cameron’s “Avatar.” The Blue Team came through to win the Students waited in anticipation for sportsmanship point on both Friday and the pom-pom girl to reveal the winners Saturday night as they cheered for both of events. Seniors Brittni Albright and teams’ success. Victoria Krzywonos were the pom-pom “I was very proud of all students who girls for Friday and Saturday, and senior came out to participate in Gym Night Marco Dapkey made an appearance in this year, since it was such a huge time a cheerleading outfi t to announce that commitment with so many practices,” the Red Team collected $2,105.71 for Gym Night director Amy Geruc said. Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, Geruc feels fortunate to have such a earning them the heat point. Both teams great support staff of both the Physical Education Department and other parents, Gym Night victories are a true test of sportsmanship. were proud to have donated a total of $3,606.52 to CHOP. The Red Team also faculty, and volunteers, because without Photo Courtesy/ Redskin Yearbook won the food drive competition. The total everyone’s involvement, Gym Night amount of food items collected was 2,975. could not take place. signifi cant relay events of Friday night Talented dancers moved to songs from A giant $1,000 check was also presented The fi nal score was 30 to 43 with a included the Red Team sophomores’ the movie, “Fame.” The captains played to the Marco Dapkey Foundation. victory for the Blue Team. The colors victory in the Magic Carpet relay, and the characters Link Larkin and Tracy Turnblad On Saturday, there was a tie in the were reunited at the end of Gym Night on Blue Team seniors’ dominations of both from “Hairspray,” as well as Troy Bolton captains’ tire pull relay, something that Saturday evening, with all of the seniors the boys’ and girls’ tug-of-war. and Gabrielle Montez from “High School never before occurred in the 58 years of coming back together to the sound of, Red Team freshmen won Saturday Musical.” “We are Family.” night’s exhibition with their dance Red Team juniors won all three of with music featuring “Burlesque,” and their exhibitions for the horror genre, with “Nightmare on Elm Street,” but it was Dracula, The Bride of Frankenstein, and ultimately the Blue Team freshmen who Elvira. won both Friday night and Saturday Despite their unfortunate losses, afternoon exhibitions with songs from Blue Team juniors still did captured the fi lms such as “Aladdin,” “Annie,” and magic of animated fi lms, including Disney Gym Night Edition “Risky Business.” favorites “Finding Nemo,” “Cars,” and This year was the fi rst time that the “The Lion King,” in their exhibition. “Paige Dumke, will you go “If gym night was every freshmen had the opportunity to perform Red Team seniors demonstrated to prom with me?” night we’d have cotton their dances on three occasions, rather complex square dancing skills and -Tom Katelhon candy trees sprouting than just one. featured the action genre, with characters up in the halls...unicorns “We ask you please not to Blue Team sophomores won all such as Charlie’s Angels, James Bond, and prancing...” three performances with their mystery Rocky. Female seniors shined in gold and gang up on the pom pom -Tom Katelhon theme. Captains dressed as the characters the males executed a spur-of-the-moment girl...” from “Scooby Doo,” and arrived in the costume change. Mystery Machine. Sherlock Holmes, Blue Team seniors, however, were the -Charles Deal Doctor Watson, and Ace Ventura: Pet ultimate victors with their science-fi ction Detective were among some of the special themed performances. The dance began “The end result of gym “Mom, is my hair okay?” characters searching for clues throughout with an appearance of Elliot from “E.T.: night is not a matter of the exhibition. The Extra Terrestrial,” with the fi lm’s life or death...” -Kenny Smith Red Team sophomores fought back with title character riding in the basket of his -Charles Deal performances depicting the musical genre. bicycle. Soon after, Doc from “Back to Page 4The Playwickian Op-Ed March 18, 2011 The Playwickian

2001 Old Lincoln Highway Langhorne, PA 19047 (215) 809-6670 L K [email protected] www.playwickian.com AT IT OUR WAY Editorial Board Energy drinks pose negative effects on teens Editor In Chief Tori Hyndman Energy drinks for teens are Currently, the FDA does sleeplessness. B- Vitamins may gives them a relaxed but alert an easy access, pick-me-up that not require energy drinks sound good because of the word feeling, almost like a drug. Managing Editor can be bought at almost any to have labels, but “vitamin” but actually, if too The liquid drug contains convenient store around, but 12% of alcohol, 60 grams of Lera Salmon most are packed much is taken into the body what most people underestimate with Sugar, it can cause fl ushing of skin sugar, and 660 calories in just are the dangers that it can bring caffeine, ginseng, color, liver toxicity, and one can, but is so addictive that Business Editor to ones health. Popular energy and B-vitamins. Too sensory nerve problems. it has people coming back for Dan Coleman drinks such as Monster, Rockstar, much caffeine can With all the health risks more. Not only will it cause and Red Bull have been shown to cause dizziness, nausea, that are in just one can heart problems, it will make News Editors contain a quarter cup of sugar and irritability, jitters, of energy drink, many your whole body move and react Meghan Breitkreutz, has more caffeine than a strong nervousness, people are now mixing slower. Amanda Covon and cup of coffee. All that combined and even allergic it with alcohol. Drinking energy drinks is a Deanna Zaro with other risky, chemically- reactions to the point Four Loko, a dangerous cycle; you drink for named ingredients is a heart where it is diffi cult to recently banned energy, and then crash, leaving Op-Ed Editors attack waiting to happen. breathe. energy drink, your body with no energy, which The consumption of energy causes you to drink another. Becca Erskine and Ginseng is used very popular among drinks has skyrocketed in the in mainly every young people, is to People often become dependant Jess Thorson last decade; they are now being energy drink and be described as the on the drink, needing it to just marketed everywhere you turn. can cause high equivalent of six function, but while downing Student Life Editors With slogans like “Red Bull blood pressure, beers. Fans of the that can of Monster or Rock Emily Duke, Emeline Jarvie, gives you wings” more and more nose bleeds, alcoholic Star, think about how your body Josh Reznik and Joanna teens are trying the drinks to try headaches, Teen on an energy- high courtesy drink say is being affected. Is the happy, Sauer and get the sought after “high” and has been of a popular sugary beverage. they like it energized feeling worth the crash feeling that these companies are linked to Artwork/Mariya Pilipenko because it and health issues later on? Special Features Editors suggesting. Mel Matyi and This unsigned editorial represents the majority Rachel Rotteveel Twins: a shared life view of the editorial board. Entertainment Editors By Lera Salmon Dana Jeffers, Jocelyn Joseph Managing Editor and Juliette Rihl I never thought too much about the miracle of being a twin, but I guess that’s because it’s all I know. I never will understand all the Sports Editors hype over twins, and speaking for myself I can say it’s honestly not Jon Mettus and Sam Pipe all its cracked up to be. My sister Margot and I have always been interrogated by curious strangers, and its all the same questions; “Are you two twins?” ...yes, “Are you identical?”...yes, or my favorite, Expressions Editors “Do you know what she’s thinking right now?”…no. Lexi Rotunno and The truth is the doctor was not sure if we were identical or not What is your favorite thing about St. Patty’s day? Katey Smyth and we never bothered with a DNA test, but having been so frequently asked we’ve learned to keep our answers short to avoid advanced Photography Editors questioning. I can’t say much to those people who see stars when Molly Lichtner and they come across Margot and I. I would feel too bad to crush their Matt Reinhold dreams about twins being absolutely amazing, when the truth is we’re no different from any other type of sibling. Graphics and Art Editor Going through middle school and high school as a twin has been Senior Sophomore Mariya Pilipenko diffi cult for both of us. In the beginning of high school it was hard Courtney Zobel Kody Banik for me to cope with Margot always being around me, I wanted my “I love Irish potatoes.” own friends and space away from family. Most of my friends didn’t “Shamrock Shakes.” Circulation Editors understand my issue because their siblings were in college and far Tiffany McMahon and away from any social life. How do you feel about Charlie Sheen? Ashley Titler I consider them the lucky ones though, they have they’re own place away from family where as I am always surrounded by family. Copy Editors I’ve come to terms with the fact that Margot and I share the same Brielle Ballantine and friends. Everyone needs their own identity and as a teen in high Lauren Driscoll school it’s hard enough on the search to fi nd who you are; being a twin only accentuates the hardship of the task. It took a while but Web Editor I now accept that until college, I’m sharing a life with someone Senior Freshman else. Anna Pankevich Tyler Fee Rachel Lachman I think most people expect twins to have similar personalities, “I want to party with him.” interests, and views. That couldn’t be farther from the truth. For “He’s a drug addict.” Adviser example being involved in the United States Air Force Auxiliary for Tara Huber four years has given Margot a very straight-forward, disciplined, and What do you have to say about Lady GaGa? intense attitude. Where as I am the easily-entertained optimist, and Staff Writers hold no future being anywhere near the military. People identify with the fact that we look alike and assume we act Jill Aaronson, Bill Banks, the same. I’ve struggled to create my identity despite the pre-mature Katelyn Begley, Colin Bonner, judgments people may have. I always come across those people who Danielle Brown, Mike Brunell, don’t give me a chance because they don’t get along with Margot. Junior Jess Bussman, Shannon Byrne, Sophomore Lauren Burns Marmonee Cooper, Maya My feelings toward being a twin are completely mutual. 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[email protected] March 18, 2011 The Playwickian Op-Ed Page 5 Charter schools: opportunity for change located within the district and evaluate are interested in different things, and One or more material violations of By Lexi Rotunno applications submitted”, according to the charter schools give them an opportunity Expressions Editor the conditions, standards, or procedures Neshaminy School District website. to focus on what they are most interested contained in the written charter; For years now, Charter schools have Charter schools give students a chance in or the way they learn best. Failure to meet the requirements for been put up for debate on whether they to do well in school. Charter schools are As publicly funded schools that Student Performance set forth, or any are benifi cial to the district or not. Many succeeding in their operate outside the subsequent regulations enacted to replace, people side with the idea of a Charter mission to provide regular system, or failure to meet any performance school as well as many people who an educational “A Charter School means an inde- charter schools can standard set for in the written charter; believe they will have no effect on the alternative more pendent, nonsectarian public school meet student needs. Failure to meet generally accepted school and could possibly create a bigger likely to lead to established and operated under a Charter schools’ public accounting standards of fiscal debt to Neshaminy. student profi ciency. have potential charger from the local Board of management or audit requirements; According to the Neshaminy policies Across the nation, to improve Violation of any provision of Act 22, on charter schools, A Charter School charter school School Directors and in which stu- educational the Charter School Law;Violation of any means an independent, nonsectarian students are dents are enrolled or attend.” opportunities in provision of state or federal law from public school established and operated more likely to be those areas that which the charter school has not been under a charger from the local Board of proficient than aren’t touched exempted, including any federal statue School Directors and in which students students in public enough by a public or regulation governing children with are enrolled or attend. A charter school schools. A Harvard economist, Caroline school. The way that it works is that disabilities; must be organized as a public, nonprofi t Hoxby, studies show that charter school each student gets a set amount of money The Charter School and/or members corporation, and charters may not be students are more likely to be profi cient from the state that parents can use to of the Board of Trustees have been granted to any for-profit entity nor to in math and reading than students in choose amongst different schools. The convicted of fraud.It makes for a much support home school programs. the nearest comparable public school. money essentially follows the student more personal learning experience. “In order to provide students, Overall, charter students proficiency into whatever institution that they elect Charter schools are a great idea and could parents and community members an rates that are 5.2 percent higher than their to attend. allow a change to Neshaminy that many opportunity to establish and maintain public school counterparts in reading and According to the Neshaminy website, people care to see. Charter schools will be schools that operate independently from 3.2 percent higher in math. the Neshaminy Board of School Directors an oppurtunity to open doors to students the Neshaminy School District, the Parents can choose any school in the retains the right to revoke or not to renew who want a different education and with Board of School Directors shall evaluate district for their children. It’s good a charter at any time for the following a charter school at Neshaminy these doors applications submitted for charter schools because kids learn in different ways and reasons: could be opened. Downloading teens refuse to abide by laws By Tori Hyndman of America, it was said that the illegal college senior Whitney Harper was the teenagers of today are the leaders of Editor In Chief downloading software had been installed hit with a slandering $27,750 charge the future—the fate of the world is in our over 200 million by the RIAA for hands. And as clichéd and incessant as it Teenagers are invincible. Or so they times according to the download of sounds, it is true to an extent. think. the Los Angeles 37 music tracts off The qualities and virtues that this With the world open for opportunity Times. LimeWire dating generation grows up with and into and plentiful successes, the potential of These users back to the time are likely the same ones that we will what can and will be accomplished never are more than she was 14 years carry with us throughout our adult and seems to have any set bounds for young often teenagers old according to professional lives. And as a bunch of adults on the brink of branching out into just looking for a Wired magazine. ungrateful, sloppy kids who fl ail trash the real world. free way to listen Instances such as wherever and impatiently zoom through Unfortunately, there are boundaries. to music—kids these prove that stop signs and speed up at yellow lights, Lots of them: black and bold and printed unfamiliar with teenagers are not in who is to say what the world will be like as things commonly known as laws to the the serious copy fact invincible and in 30 years. average citizen. And for teenagers, fearless infringements exempt for their It’s a scary thought if you take a and indestructible, these somewhat good- that the company seemingly harmless moment to think about it. But in order to samaritan commonalities are becoming withholds. Courtesy of totallywiredbook oversteps of the potentially move past the irresponsible more and more unimportant, insignifi cant However, those who are aware of the law. Other common view that teenagers cannot be susceptible hindrances on unbounded living. illegality of the matter fi nd no harm discrepancies such to their wrongful actions, awareness of One of the most populace in continuing to download their favorite as littering or not completely stopping the dangers of acting in such a way in the infringements with the law regarding albums—in fact, the most common at stop signs may not be as fi nancially fi rst place must be established. Because teenagers is the illegal download of music concern of teenagers downloading is the crippling as the previous, but can do just honestly, it is better for the knowledge of streaming from the internet. Before the possibility of the software contributing as much harm. what-if to be brought into light before you recent October shutdown of LimeWire viruses to their precious computers. We hear endlessly from teachers and are taken to court and handing over your by the Recording Industry Association In February of 2010, a Texas Tech parents and elders and world leaders that savings to a federal cause. McDonalds french fries...or Subway footlong?

By Jim Walsh Fogle is featured in commercials. citation for that move. Pop culture foot note RedEye WINNER: McDonald’s Subway: On a more serious note, McDonald’s: References to (MCT) Commercial appeal a man tried to rob a Des Plaines Subway McDonald’s in pop culture are unavoidable French fries or footlongs? Depends McDonald’s: There have been store this year before stealing a taxi and _ in fact putting a “Mc” in front of just on how you look at it. While McDonald’s so many McDonald’s commercials leading police on a chase that ended with about any word has become shorthand has ceded to Subway its position as the _ and so many different kinds him clipping a school bus and crashing for mass-produced this and that. “Grey’s fast food chain with the most stores of them _ that it’s hard into a light post in Chicago. Anatomy,” inexplicably, uses the devise worldwide, it’s still killing it in terms to sum them all up No students were on to describe attractive men. But our of cash fl ow. Here’s a look at in one fell swoop. board, and the favorite use of the prefi x is in the name the relative merits of Better to say this: A suspect was of Christopher Mintz-Plasse’s the two food giants. It’s search of “Creepy hospitalized character in 2007’s “Superbad:” time for a faceoff! McDonald’s with minor McLovin. Pitch guy commercials” injuries. Subway: Remember McDonald’s: After turns up more the 1996 Adam Sandler movie decades of promoting than a handful “Happy Gilmore?” Remember burgers and fries, Ronald of videos on how Happy becomes a pitch man McDonald is still around _ YouTube. Not for Subway? Well, he does. And though he’s become less of a so much with the that’s about the only pop culture focus in advertising campaigns Subway. reference we could think of. as the company spotlights Subway: Five! Five dollar! Five WINNER: WINNER: McDonald’s healthier fare such as salads and dollar footlo-o-o-o-o-o-ng! Try getting McDonald’s WINNER: We have to give it to smoothies. that out of your head. Breakfast bounty McDonald’s here. The company may Subway: Love him or hate him, Jared WINNER: Subway McDonald’s: The golden arches not have as many stores as Subway, but “The Subway guy” Fogle is unforgettable. Random newsfl ash have been whipping up breakfast food its footprint is just so much bigger. After losing hundreds of pounds eating McDonald’s: In 2009 a woman since the ‘70s. Subway sandwiches, he has been a called 911 to report a McDonald’s Subway: Subway just got into the (c) 2011, Chicago Tribune. spokesman for the company for more emergency: They were out of Chicken game last year. Visit the Chicago Tribune on the Internet than a decade. One franchise owner told McNuggets. Yeah, she defi nitely got a WINNER: McDonald’s at http://www.chicagotribune.com/ Advertising Age that sales go up whenever Page 6 The Playwickian Student Life March 18, 2011 Returning student inspires all to learn By Christina Harman college. would have to go back to high school and her sister in Feasterville, PA and she Staff Writer This was Megan Brady’s life for a get her diploma. enrolled in Neshaminy High School. few months, until she decided to change “I went back to high school because Now she is so grateful that she had family There have been many teens over the her future. After dropping out on March even with a GED I realized that I deserved supporting her the whole way. years that have dreamed of dropping out 18, 2010, she came back to high school so much more out of life, I didn’t want to “My mom, sister, mom mom, and pop of high school, and those who have faced this December to try to fi nish what she ever have to struggle. Everyone always pop worked so hard for me to go back to that tedious journey. Most that leave seem originally started. thinks it’d be so awesome to get out of school. I knew they were so disappointed to fall off the face of the Earth. They are High school kids tend to drop out for school but it’s really not all it’s cracked up in me because I left high school. I just forced to get low paying jobs and most , a variety of different reasons. According to be. I was home everyday bored while wanted to make them proud, but honestly, to Child Trends Data Rate, the drop everyone was at school, I always felt like my older sister has been a big infl uence on out rates for high schoolers these I missed the excitement of seeing friends me being back in school. She promised days is 8 percent. Their reasons every day, I realized I’m only 16, I really to always help and make sure I do well; were varied between helping the should be in high school right now, and I she’s always there for me,” Brady said. family and their own choice. have so much more to learn in life. I just Brady now regrets the choices she Brady had a different reason. wanted to fi nish what I started,” Brady made, but she has moved on from those “I went through a lot the past said. decisions and has made new ones. couple of years and I just couldn’t In December, Brady moved in with focus in school because I always had everything else on my mind. Eventually I just gave up,” Brady said. The challenges she faced was Europe-loving egg a car accident and resulting from that, a brain tumor. How did she cope with these afi cionado roams halls hardships? “I kind of just ignored it and did what I had to do to By Molly Lichtner make things better. I never talked Photography Editor about much, which was always the problem,” she said. Senior George Mundell is one Europe After she dropped out she was loving, egg making man. When he’s not busy determined to have some kind of watching Band of Brothers, he’s either sleeping, Megan Brady is excited to be back after having future. Brady got her GED and getting ready to graduate, or drinking a coke. dropped out due to a devastating and life started applying to any job she Q: Who would you trade places with for one day if you could? threatening past. Photo/Mason Shope could. In three months she applied A: Charlie Sheen to 37 jobs, and she didn’t get hired once. Brady fi gured out that the Q: If you could be any type of animal in the world, what would you be and if not all, do not have the chance to go to only way to have any sort of future she why? A: I’d either be a lion because they’re the king or a grizzly bear because they get to hibernate.

Q: What’s your biggest fear? A: A human centipede.

Q: Pepsi or Coke? A: Coke any day, but I can do Pepsi Throwback once in awhile. March 22, 24, and 25 Laughingstock 2011 Q: Do you have any hidden talents? April 7 A: I can make really good eggs. NHS Auditorium “Dancing with the Faculty” 7:00 p.m. 7:00 p.m. NHS Auditorium Senior George Mundell stares aimlessly Q: What’s the most enjoyable class March 23 by the Black Box Theater while that you have? Why? Neshaminy SPIN April 8 contemplating his European adventure. A: Drama because my BFF’s are in it. Cyberbullying Presentation Sophomore Dinner Dance Photo/Molly Lichtner NHS Auditorium Fred Gerst Gymnasium 7:00 p.m. 6:30 to 10:30 p.m.

March 26 April 15 Special Education teacher inte- Junior Prom Freshmen Dinner Dance King’s Caterers NHS Cafeteria 6:30 to 10:30 p.m. 6:30 to 10:30 p.m. grates personal past in lessons March 30 By Robert Juza April 16 to 24 Staff Writer Neshaminy Idol Spring Break NHS Auditorium No School Sitting down with Rakhi Chowdhury revealed a great March 29 and 30 Rotary Club deal about her personality, beliefs, and her background. PSSA Writing Tests Students of the Month Chowdhury is a learning support English teacher who has Grade 11 arrive at regular time March 2011 been in the district for fi ve years. Before working at Neshaminy, Grades 9, 10, and 12 arrive at she worked in Bensalem and Philadelphia. She holds two Master’s Degrees, with one 10:30 a.m. Jessica Romberger in English and the other in special education. She received her Master’s Degree in Feasterville Rotary special education at the University of Hartford, Connecticut. April 5 and 6 Chowdhury grew up in Kolkata, India. It was not until the age of 22 that she PSSA Science Tests Louis Sacks moved to the United States, in order to study further. She also wanted to come to the Grade 11 arrive at regular time Langhorne Rotary United States to get away and be more independent. “…and not to have an arranged Grades 9, 10, and 12 arrive at marriage…” Chowdhury said. It was in India where she also got her inspiration to 10:30 a.m. teach special education. She spoke of India’s lack of strength in special education programs at the time she lived there. Most children who require special education need to be home schooled. She herself had an autistic cousin. At the time, she was too young to help her cousin. However, she had family in the United States that told her about the great special education program they had. As a teacher she gets a lot of questions about where she is from, mostly because of her accent. She also incorporates some of her culture into her teaching style. Sometimes she will compare stories to situations back in India, to compare or contrast how good some people have it in the United States. “America is the land of opportunity and that has worked for me,” she said. As the interview continued she heard a student shout an obscenity to another student, and she told me of one of the differences she noticed between the United States and India. “It’s not fear of punishment, it’s a cultural thing,” she said. She ended by saying that from comparing where she came from to here, she wished that the youth were more respectful, honest, and appreciated the schooling and opportunities they had. March 18, 2011 The Playwickian Student Life Page 7 College-bound seniors apply for scholarships By Jackie Henry aid. Government agencies will evaluate the general, whether on campus or off, maintain are offered at night and can accommodate Staff Writer information and make recommendations grades and develop strong relationships with work schedules. For further information, a as to what the student should receive for professors, who can help with references and useful web site for college scholarships is For many students, paying for college the college selected. “The other type of employment opportunities in the future. www.scholarships.com without going broke seems like an impossible scholarship is merit based, they are awarded Also, keep in mind that many classes feat. Yet, there is still hope. Here are a few based upon the students achievements, key strategies that all students can use in aptitudes and abilities,” Cojerian said. Student Applications for Federal Financial Aid order to get to a college graduation before The merit based scholarships can be the money runs out. found from a variety of sources, one of the Scholarships are great for saving a bit of most popular web sites used to get these money. “There are two broad categories for scholarships is www.fastweb.com fi nancial aid. 95 percent of the money that If you need the money, student loans is available for fi nancial aid is determined are great to help pay for college. They have a by need,” guidance department chairperson lower interest rate than other types of loans, Michael Cojerian said. and in most cases, do not need to be paid off Need based scholarships are greatly until after college. infl uenced by the fi nancial history of the Getting a job before college helps a students’ families. student plan for future. This way student In order to qualify for a need based loans may be lower considering the money scholarship a student’s family needs to fi ll saved from the job. out a Free Application for Federal Student When in college, or touring the college, Aid, or FAFSA. This form can be done as be on the lookout for on-campus employment early as Jan. 1 of the student’s senior year. opportunities or work-study programs. The form details the fi nancial history Make sure to check the bulletin boards Number of Students of the student’s family who is applying for regularly. For any job opportunity in World Affairs promotes global Academic Quarters for the awareness through action 2010-2011 School Year By Josh Reznik Duke said. According to statistics from the United States Department of Education on www.fi naid. Club Student Life Editor The club is completely out of the com, a total of almost 19.5 million students have applied for the Free Application for of ordinary, but in doing so, they continue to Federal Student Aid (FAFSA) for the 2010-2011 school year. the The one-of-a- drive home a valuable message. At one Graphic/Josh Reznik month kind World Affairs meeting, members were treated to playing club continues a World Affairs version of “Jeopardy” and to contribute to later tried to learn about other countries’ Neshaminy’s global awareness through cultures through the use of balloons. engaging activities. World Affairs has World Affairs is benefi cial to the school opened its arms and all students are able community and serves as a supplement to Neshaminy Paradise to participate and fi nd out all about this everyone’s daily social studies classes. club. With specialized curriculum options, “It makes them informed there are not many opportunities for people and globally aware,” students to learn about what is club president Dann happening on a global basis. O’Rourke said. The “The primary purpose student participants of social studies is in World Affairs are tom kae students more often introduced to the aware of their country current issues the world is and world, and thus become facing today. Students have more knowledgeable and learned about the confl icts in the effective American and world Darfur region in Sudan as well as citizens,” adviser Kevin Hensel the possible threats to the United said. States through cyber warfare. With three months of Amidst all the other activities in the school year remaining, there is the school that focus on athletics, social still plenty of time for interested students events, and community service actions, to come out and learn all about World World Affairs has differentiated itself. Affairs. The club’s executive board has It is a club dedicated to introducing the promised that there will be more exciting Neshaminy student body to current issues and educational meetings to come. Club and events that are shaping the way members should look forward to even everyone lives on a daily basis. more interesting topics to be discussed as “I hope that this club continues to well as intriguing activities to serve the grow in the coming years because it is so purpose of informing the student body and important for everyone to be aware of the make them aware of the way the other 6.9 world around them,” club secretary Emily billion people in the world live.

Interact and Neshaminy Dance Team Presents: “Neshaminy Idol” March 30 7 p.m. Proceeds will be donated to The March of Dimes and The Wet Nose Rescue Across Tickets Bring in towels, dog food, 3. A favorite fall sport of many students on sale now! dog toys, and blankets to 6. Senior class historian and Playwickian business editor G225 or G210 7. A central gathering place for many students 9. Combats bullying, everyone cries 10.“Nesh-Flix on Demand” 11. Everybody do the _____ Rumble Down 1. The name of the best high school newspaper in the world 2. These have occurred recently at Neshaminy High School Days Until 4. The one item our school is constantly lacking 5. Drama production on March 22, 24 and 25 Junior Prom 8. A lunch favorite March 26, 2011 See answers on page 10 Page 8 The Playwickian Special Features March 18, 2011 March 18, 2011 The Playwickian Special Features Page 9

Red and Blue Seniors get ready for their last Gym Night Performance.

Red Seniors perform their action-packed exhibition.

Blue Sophomore Captains start out Blue Junior, Gwen George danced in front their exhibition in the Mystery Ma- of the house from Disney’s animated “Up.” chine of “Scooby Doo.” Red Co-Captain, Hannah Sufrin poses as Frankenstein’s bride during the red Junior’s horror themed exhibition.

Senior Marco Dapkey poses as the pom- pom girl at Saturday night’s performance.

Senior Blue Color Captains, Tom Katelhon and Paige Dumke accept the Gym Night Trophy. Junior, Mason Shope orchestrates the red Juniors.

The 2011 Gym Night Captains donate $1,000 to the Marco Dapkey Foundation to Finish the Fight. Blue Red 4433 3300 Senior, Dylan Donnelly jumps over a hurdle dur- ing the senior’s relay. Red Sophomore Co-Captain, Diana LaPal- ombara and Steve Lee bring back the 60’s as Tracy Turnblad and Corny Collins.

Blue Juniors Joe Bianchino, Taylor Hires and Captain Brianna Donnelly dance Red Junior Captain, Kevin Murray came alive during their exhibition themed animation. as Frankenstein during the Junior’s exhibition. Photos/Playwickian Staff Page 10The Playwickian Student Life March 18, 2011 Seniors enlist: students pledge to serve country By Christina Harman wanted to do and I’m excited for him and Sabitini and Salmon. “Both will be very willingly put their lives on the line Staff Writer I wish him the best. It is an honorable successful in what ever they put their for their country. These four students decision”, Robtison said. minds to,” Patrick said. will represent Neshaminy with great Enlisting in the military is a hard Alicia Sabitini has been enlisted in Those who go to the military are pride; their commitment deserves to be yet rewarding decision for some people. the Air National Guard since June but is brave and courageous individuals that appreciated. Military service calls for brave, smart, currently in the delayed entry program. and dedicated young men and women to Sabitini plans to take after her dad, who show their patriotism and devotion. Four is retired, and her cousin, currently active. students at Neshaminy have chosen to Fearless, she is ready to start her training dedicate their futures to the service. and travel the world in order to benefi t our There are many different infl uences country. on a student’s life that makes the service Her guidance counselor Gary Patrick an option for the future. For Mike Kane, is eager for her to begin. “I think it’s a the Marines are in his blood. “I have really good choice. She’s motivated. family that did it and I fi gured I would do She’s looked at a lot of different options it too. They said it was fun,” Kane said. for her future and she has explored how Kane hopes to fi nd adventure and to attain these goals and now she is going challenges when he starts serving. He about to reach them,” Patrick said. has already enlisted and has no fears or After spending four years in the regrets about his decision. Air Force Auxiliary, Margot Salmon The Marines also appealed to another decided that she will go to ROTC for eager senior, Billy Mills. He has already the air force at either Bloomsburg or enlisted and hopes that this diffi cult future American University. Yet, she isn’t fully will pay off. “I want to be in the Marines supported. to help me fi nancially in the future,” Mills “My family doesn’t support this idea. said. My mom’s dad was in the service and Mills’ family and guidance counselor she hates what it did to him and my dad Heather Robtison supports his decision doesn’t want to see his daughter get into Senior Margot Salmon joins guidance counselor and military veteran Gary Patrick and has supported him ever since he made danger,” Salmon said. Above all odds, as she discusses her plans to join the Armed Forces ROTC after graduating this his decision to join three months ago. she is still reaching for her goals. June. Photo/Lera Salmon “I know that it is something he really Patrick is proud of both his students Students shadow senator, gain future political insight By Dan Coleman The program began with an introduction from the Senator followed by a discussion Business Editor about how politics truly work. After which, the students broke into committees: communication and technology, transportation, education, judiciary, public health and Law making is a complicated and surprising little understood process. On March welfare. 10, 11 seniors went to Bucks County Technical High School to participate in the Senator Committees were further divided into those that opposed the bill in question and for a Day program and learn more about the state government. The program was those that sponsored it. The bills themselves had a wide range of topic, from cyber orchestrated by State Senator Robert “Tommy” Tomlinson, who was in attendance. bullying to gas tax, and are actual bills in question at the state senate. By debating the bills, students were able to make amendments or even kill them. The committees then reconvened to discuss the new modifi ed bills with the entirety of the students in attendance. The bills then received a fi nal vote on whether or not they should continue on the process to become a law. Throughout the day’s proceedings, the focus was on the compromise and diffi cult decisions needed in politics. “It’s been said that democratic government is the worse type of government, except for all other types,” Tomlinson said. To further instill the idea of the often messy process, ten lobbyists from various fi rms joined the day’s events to demonstrate the tactics they use to sway votes. This unique day was popular with many of the participants. “I was pleasantly surprised with how interesting the day actually was,” senior Angie Castro said. “I enjoyed trying to create the best bill possible through compromise.”

Business students put skills to use

By Kieran Hastings Staff Writer

On Feb. 24, fi ve students from Neshaminy’s Business Classes represented Neshaminy in the LifeSmarts competition. Ryan Rabea, Alex McCaulley, Mary Clarke, Scott Morantz and Brian Chatot participated in the competition, held in Harrisburg. On Your College Application “The experience was great. I didn’t know what to expect at fi rst but everything ™ was so professional and businesslike,” senior Mary Clarke said. “But it was fun, I was with SAT Subject Tests able to put a lot of my current knowledge to good use, and I also learned a lot from it too. Plus, my teammates and coaches were great and we all had a good time, despite • The only national college admission tests where you choose not coming in fi rst place. Personally, I would love to do it again if I could.” the subject “I am a huge fan of LifeSmarts, and have told the Attorney General that LifeSmarts • One-hour tests in a variety of subject areas: math, science, should be mandatory in high school,” said consumer reporter for WGAL news 8 Brian literature, history and foreign languages Roche. “The questions are fantastic,” said Chief Deputy Attorney General and Director • Required or recommended by many colleges of the Lifesmarts competition Linda Williams. “One question asked when you should discuss the possibility of a trade-in when buying a car. How great was that?” This spring, take an SAT Subject Test; next fall, make your Everyone seems to like the idea of the Lifesmarts competition. Kevin West, the college application shine. coach of Dallas High School, will be representing Pennsylvania in Miami Beach next month. Upcoming Test Dates: May 7 & June 4 Learn More, Register and Get Free Practice Tools: Neshaminy Paradise Answers www.SATSubjectTests.org Across Down 3. Football 1. Playwickian 6. Dan Coleman 2. Power Outages 7. The Hub 4. Tissues 9. Challenge Day 5. Laughingstock 10. Gym Night 11b-3367 © 2011 The College Board 8. Beefy Cheesies 11. Redskin March 18, 2011 The Playwickian Expressions Page 11

“We must learn that words can be bullets or butterfl ies.” -Piri Thomas

A Walk Into The Life is What You Make It Light By Marissa Silverman By Tyler Kitchenman Swinging on a new swing-set, getti ng dirty without a worry, My dark past, fi lled with heavy secrets running around without a care in the world- An iron cage hiding my truth Life is what you make it. This awful history consuming my soul My only pain existi ng is youth Going off on your fi rst day of middle school, New beginnings are in order picking out the fi rst day outf it, making new friends- I hope redempti on sees me through Life is what you make it. Rewriti ng the fate given to me With life and maturity I only grew Cross the stage being handed the litt le piece of paper, Living now a new man at heart shaking your principals hand- With love and loyalty to lend Earning this desti ny for myself Life is what you make it. Hopefully now the suff ering can end

Going off to a new place, knowing no one, starti ng a new chapter in your life- Life is what you make it. Bound By Chaos Standing before your friends and family, By Lexi Rotunno saying the binding words “I Do”- I’m not perfect. I never will be. I come with vast amounts of fl aws that Life is what you make it. I’m not necessarily pleased with. And at ti mes- I just want to make someone proud of me. I lay in my bed at night and imagine what it would be like. I crave that feeling of knowing that somebody needs me. Watching your kids grow up, That maybe somebody out there could bypass all my imperfecti ons going through life the same way you did- and fall in love with the inner beauty that’s been almost kept secret Life is what you make it. deep down inside of me. Maybe one day somebody could fi nd a way to break down the concrete walls that I’ve built myself. I’m not asking for anything too extreme. I just desire to be desired. See me for who I am, instead of what I’m not.

Dream Chaser Almost By Katey Olivia Smyth It’s been so long since I’ve felt at home Just fl oati ng on the wind There Perfect you call me- but I’m not Change my mind on a daily basis Truth is I’m everything perfect isn’t I’m sick of feeling numbness All blown to pieces in one shot On the fl ip side of my own laces By Christi na Harman I’m chaoti c and I’m confusing I care too much- too litt le I mean well, but I’m fatal I’m the broken on a rampage to wreck Sunshine. I’m a fl ight risk, unless I face one Subconsciously dissolving my own heart I’m death by my own label To the point it fails to connect The warm glow and gentle bronzing I won’t sett le for less than madness How long can I hide this mess melti ng into my skin. Butt erfl ies, vanished breaths, a blasti ng heart That I know deep down is me Waves crashing again, again, and again I’d do anything to fall again How long will I run in circles Tied together from torn apart Before my head and heart can agree Drift ing to sleep on the grainy sand,

I’m starving for my own truth Why is it when I stop to think Life is perfect. I’m reckless and I’m fl ying I feel as though I’m sett ling for less The beach is where I feel at ease. I’m looking for answers to all these questi ons That I’m selling my dreams short Trick myself ‘cuz I know I’m lying Breaking within my own chest Tan lines and fl ip-fl ops,

I’m a disaster to its fi nest I’m hoping to fi nd what I need Bikinis and cropped tees. I’d forget everything if it didn’t mean it all Know right as soon as I feel I wish it was this way forever. But I have so much to give The questi on is, is it passing me by? If only, I’d allow myself to fall While I’m chasing dreams instead of real? Page 12 The Playwickian Sports March 18, 2011 Inspirational coach fi nally given well deserved credit By Mason Shope defi nition of class and respect, though and a half decades in the classrooms of all deserve to play for their school,” said Staff Writer he receives less credit than he is due, CSMS. Durante. “That matters to the kids,” The days are spent looking at the his attitude does not go unnoticed. Durante has been a two season said Bogart, “They won’t remember clock, counting the seconds which turn “Mr. Durante taught me a lot even coach at Carl Sandburg since he began their record but they will remember to minutes and fi nally to hours. But though I never had a class with him,” working at the school, and for a while he wearing a Neshaminy jersey. today is different. Rather than going said Ryan Trapp, a Neshaminy junior coached football, giving him a year full Over a long life, Al Durante has home after the liberation of the fi nal that came up through Carl Sandburg. of sports. “It was easy,” said Durante made himself a staple in the lives of bell, a group of kids are moving from The Courier Times recognized him as on balancing work with coaching, “I do many children and impacted their lives, one set of classrooms at the high school the 2008 Bucks County Man of the Year. it for the kids.” not only on a to their old classrooms of their middle “It humbled me,” said Durante about the Having coached pprofessional school, Carl Sandburg. honor. alongside Durante llevel but also This trip is not taken to learn about The crowning achievement of his in the Neshaminy “I’ll take a team ofof 23 ggirlsirls oon a personal something in a book but rather to see term as the “ambassador of CSMS,” baseball program for llevel. When an old face and learn something about a title dubbed by the principal of the what has now been for seventh grade basketballbasketball aasked to label life. They are on their way to visit Al school, Dawn Kelly, is the Al Durante eight years, gym hher favorite Durante. service award. This award is presented teacher and junior bbecauseecause they all deserve to ttrait about the Durante is a mainstay that puts during the fi eld day awards ceremony. varsity baseball mman she has kids on the right track, always leading Since its inaugural year of 2007, this coach, Chris Tenaglia playplay fforor their school. ThaThatt wworked beside by example. A 22 year career at CSMS award has been honoring students who views Durante’s aas a colleague makes him one of, if not the most, have been active in their community and coaching practices mattersmatters to tthehe kkids.”ids.” aand friend for tenured faculty member to walk the demonstrate the qualities that Durante as exactly what kids wwhat has now halls of the school. Durante is the has made commonplace for almost two in seventh grade ~Al~Al DDuranteurante aalmost been need. “He brings [the ttwo decades, An achievement long awaited kids] out, they want DDonna Ferro, to play for him,” a gym teacher, Boys’ track team fi nally reaches winter nationals said Tenaglia in regards to Durante’s fittingly replies two words, “His By Mason Shope coaching style which he developed over honesty.“ “You can always repeat the Staff Writer his 83 years of life. truth,” said Durante about the way he “He gives kids a chance,” said connects with students. “You can never The 2011 Neshaminy track team has edged their way into being close to the top his colleague Keith Bogart. Though repeat a lie.” of the fi eld when it comes to the 4 by 200 meter run. Recently coming in eight out his teams are not always competitive, With those words as his anthem, of 100 teams has led to their fi rst appearance at often fi nishing with a sub .500 record, Al Durante has changed the lives Winter Nationals in what has now been too long he never gives kids a reason to feel of many people for the better in of a time. Anchored by experienced coach, defeated. “I’ll take a team of 23 girls for what has now been a 22 year career. Cyrus Wesley, the team looks to nationals as seventh grade basketball because they well as the upcoming outdoor season with high hopes. Stoic in his manner, Cyrus Wesley has looked Girls’ bowling excels this season over his runners day in and day out. Four of his By Dann O’Rourke helped the team by starting off the season fastest runners, Brian Reice, Cody Minning, Archivist strong. Austin Gardener, and Ryan DePinto, have The girls’ bowling team ended their “The momentum of the season started trained long and hard for their chance to prove season with a 8-7 record. Coach Gail with Calvert winning the Eastern Regional themselves on the track and now--given the Donohue attributes much Singles championship last chance--are excited to show what they can do. of the success to the team’s season,” Donohue said. “It’s nice to see all of our training and hard versatility. The lady Skins’ are also work fi nally paying off,” said Brian Reice about “Strategies that led to looking at a bright future in the results of their relentless training. our winning season were its ranks despite the loss of A runner for the Liberian National substituting players as needed some key players after this team himself, Wesley knows what it takes to to make our varsity group as year. During a meet against CR get the most out of the players that he himself strong as possible” Donohue “This season we had South Joey Sulan lengthens has selected for each individual run. “I give said in an e-mail interview. a lot of young bowlers the ’Skins lead in the relay. a lot of the credit to him, he put all of this Some of the team’s top who came a very long Photo/ Redskin Yearbook together,” said Reice about his coaches hand players were co-captain way through the season. in the team’s success. seniors Vicky Kraft and Their technique got better The team has been training together for the last two years and knows how to Brittany Calvert and junior as the season went on limit each individual’s weaknesses. “I think our team is fi nally realizing what we Taylor Malone. Calvert Kate Donohoe tries and many young players can do, we just have to keep working harder and harder,” said Reice about where had an exceptionally good to knock down some stepped up in the clutch their team stands as a whole. Constantly building on both successes and defeats, season, being honored at crucial pins for the girls’ times to help us win,” SOL’s individual tournament said Donohue. The boys’ the coaches push their runners to their full potential. bowling team. “We give ourselves high expectations,” said Austin Gardener about the way as the Player of the Year for bowling team finished Photo/ Redskin they view their future track events. Now that the winning culture has come back the national division. second in their division Yearbook to Neshaminy it is poised to be an exciting spring season. In the words of Austin She finished with an behind Pennsbury. Gardener, “it’s going to be interesting.” average of 189 and even Up close, personal with ESPN sports writer for the Phillies, Yankees By Dana Jeffers in 1980. I wanted to be a writer but Q: Who is the most personable year-round business. I probably work Entertainment Editor never dreamed of covering sports. I player? harder in the winter than I do in the couldn’t imagine anybody ever getting A: Chad Durbin, the relief pitcher, was summer, but most of it is time on the “Yeah, it’s a pretty fun job” is paid to do something like that. But my personal favorite on the Phillies. phone talking to general managers and written under Jerry Crasnick’s job I landed a sportswriting job with a But now he’s with Cleveland. Brad player agents. I enjoy the regular season description on his Facebook page. newspaper in Maine several months Lidge is a really nice guy, and Shane more because I actually get to watch Father of Emily and Caroline, two after graduating from school, and it’s Victorino is very funny and has a lot of games then. Neshaminy students, Crasnick leads a all I’ve ever done. energy. Charlie Manuel, the Phillies’ highly successful life writing for ESPN manager, is a wonderfuwonderfull gugguy.y.y. HHe’ses nice Q: Why did you pick as a sportswriter for the Philadelphiap QQ: How longgy did it take you to get a to everybody.y. baseball to write about? Phillies and thee NNeweew YYorkork YaYYankees.nkeees. jobjjob ffrfromom EESPN?SPPN?N A: I didn’t actually pick baseball -- As the mostost ttalkedalked up sseasoneae son in A: I waswas inin ththee bubusinesssiness fforor 223 years Q: What wass youryoyouur favoritefavavoritte articleara tiiclc e too baseball picked me. 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In an Q: What’s your favorite baseball team? clubhouse. OOnn a ppositiveositive nnote,oto ee, I didn’t Q: What education did interview with him, we found out his Why? have to worry aboutb gettingi ddrenchedh d you have to prepare you? favorite postseason moments in the past A: I grew up in New England as a Red in champagne. A: I majored in communications in few years, and the difference between Sox fan, but to be honest, I don’t really college. In hindsight, I wish I had when he fi rst began writing about the root for any team in particular now. I Q: Do you enjoy writing books and off studied Spanish. A large percentage Phillies in 2003. do enjoy seeing the Phillies do well, season articles, post season, preseason, of the players now come from the because the city gets so excited over or regular season the most? Dominican Republic, Venezuela and Q: How did you begin your career in them. But I’m paid to be objective, A: I used to enjoy October, November other Latin countries. I feel badly that sports writing? so it’s hard to have a serious rooting and December because it gave me I can’t converse with them they way A: I graduated from Boston University interest in one team. some time to relax. Now baseball is a I’d prefer. March 18, 2011 The Playwickian Sports Page 13 Successful season for cheerleaders comes to a close By: Corinne Nelson doing it for so long that I just cant give end... The girls and coach Hart made be continuing her cheerleading career at Staff Writer it up. I will probably cheer either for my the team amazing and I feel like the Old Dominion University in Virginia. college team or an all star open team when Neshaminy Cheerleaders are my family,” At SOL’s on Feb. 19, varsity took The Neshaminy Redskins varsity the time comes. After college I probably said Raddi. second and junior varsity took first, and junior varsity cheerleading squads will still be cheering,” said senior Ginny “The best part was most defi nitely beating their rival Pennsbury. At the competed one last time for the closure Raddi. that my stunt group was able to hit all American Masters in Baltimore varsity of the season on Feb. 26, in Ocean At Reach the Beach varsity took our stunts after working our butts off all took third and junior varsity took fi rst. At City, Maryland the 6th place season and trying to get it right,” said their fi rst competition together, the Cheer at the Reach the trophy in the senior Natalie Sikora. “It was so nice Tech Nationals on Dec. 4-5, varsity took Beach National large varsity how all the girls really came together and third. Championships. division and believed in one another.” “I am defi nitely looking forward to It was the last the junior “The worst part of my last next year as many of my current girls will competition varsity competition was the fact that I wasn’t able be returning. We will not be starting from with the squad took to do everything I’m capable of due to a scratch as we did this year and we can Redskins for the first sprained ankle, but I got to spend my last take the lessons we have learned and the leaving seniors place trophy competition with some of the girls I have confi dence we have gained and use that Brittany in the been cheering with since I was fi ve years to our advantage. A new year is always a Deeney, Paige advanced old,” said senior Casey Fehrle who will new beginning,” Hart said. Dumke, Casey junior Fehrle, Jaime The varsity cheerleading team performs at halftime of varsity Good, Ginny football came during this season. division. Athletes gear up for Spring Raddi, Brittany Photo/ Redskin Yearbook Both Siegman, and teams By Jon Mettus open up their season on March 25 Natalie Sikora. brought it Sports Editor hoping to improve from a 7-10 record “The varsity cheerleading team to the stage knowing they were up against last year. They have many key players continues to grow in talent and push Pennsbury. Varsity was in second place, With spring being just days away including seniors Jimmy Roessner themselves to compete against the best but a few small deductions put them the spring sports seasons are about to and Keenan Skeels as well as Jake varsity cheer teams in the country. This behind. start. Kitchenman, Steve Corleto, Alex year we worked hard to replace the 12 As cheerleading becomes more and McKenzie and Dillon Richards who senior girls we lost last year with fi ve more athletic the squads need to improve Volleyball each started as freshman last year. new mount groups and many young on their jumps and tumbling according to The boys’ volleyball team “Not many times as a coach girls who joined the varsity team for Coach Hart. lost in the second round of the do you consider your team to be their first year,” Coach Mary Hart “Although some things went wrong SOL tournament both experienced and said. in the routine no one let it get to them like last year but key young but that is what This year some of the girls leaving it has in the previous competitions. Also players including we have,” said Coach will be continuing their career. “I would knowing it was my last time competing Anthony Kirk, Hanlon. love to cheer in college, cheerleading is for high school made me realize that Munir Bouzid, “We expect to win and always will be my life. I have been my high school career is coming to an and Ryan Roedel every time we take the could help the fi eld. We had a lot of team go farther. athletic freshman come “This season, out last year and pick we hope to have up the game quickly a winning record we hope that they can and another continue. Every year we successful playoff are looking to contend run,” said coach for an SOL crown. Right 2011 March Madness Predictions Kevin Roode. now our main focus is to beat Conwell-Egan on With the editors: Jon Mettus and Sam Pipe Baseball/ March 25th at home.” Softball During tryouts for the boys’ The boys’ tennis team on March 9, James Tennis baseball team Cooper shows his off his talents Boys’ tennis only will be trying to to try and impress the coach. finished with a 3-11 replace the loss Photo/ Matt Reinhold record last year although of seniors Ricky Alex Fioravante did Brebner and John Burns. They were make SOL fi rst team singles and Joe the number two seed going into the Rafferty and Alex Balcher received district playoffs last year and have SOL second team doubles, honorable high expectations for this coming mention. season. The girls’ softball team has high Track expectations this year. Although they The boys’ track team is going to will not have Sam Creamer, Erin have to make up for the losses of Matt Quense and others, the team won the McMaster and Andy Lynch. Coming SOL title last year against Pennsbury off a 1-6 record last year Coach Russ and fi nished the year with a 16-2 Horrocks is looking to turn things record. Their stars this year include around. Seniors Sarah McGowan, Courtney The girls’ track team is hoping to Clee and Brianna Guidos. send as many girls as possible to states this year. “This year we are hopeful for Lacrosse our 4x100m and 4x400m relay teams For the girls’ lacrosse team to make states and well as individually there is nowhere to go but up. They in the sprints,” said coach Taylor. fi nished with a disappointing 1-15 The team will be holding an record last year but new head coach invitational on Saturday April 6 for Every year 68 teams out of the hundreds in the nation are selected to compete Gina Quaranta could turn the team all girls teams in Bucks County and in a tournament with a goal of becoming the national champion. This tournament around. surrounding areas. is commonly known as March Madness. The boys’ lacrosse team will Teams set their expectations high and most of them want to be the last team left but even getting to the “sweet 16”, “elite eight”, or “fi nal four” is a great accomplishment. The tournament ends as the champions cut down the net of the basket after the fi nal game. March Madness is rich with tradition, excitement, and very high stakes. Along with the pressure on the competing teams, March Madness also puts pressure on many fans that pick “brackets” and place bets on every game. Picking every game correctly is nearly impossible because even an underdog can beat a number one seed at any point. It is these upsets and thrilling games that make March Madness both exciting and heartbreaking. In 2010, Duke University was the last team standing and they added one more championship to their list, which now is up to four titles. This year the Playwickian sports editing staff think that San Diego State University will be crowned March Madness Champions after they beat out Louisville in the fi nal game. Page 14 The Playwickian Entertainment March 18, 2011 ‘Master of fame’ gets mixed love-hate messages

By Dana Jeffers the dress made solely of raw meat Gaga for Gaga’s attempt to embody fame. In a violent hanging on stage while singing Entertainment Editor wore to the MTV Video Music Awards. her mind, a key part of mastering it is “Paparazzi.” Gaga’s reasoning was, What they didn’t notice were the “getting people to pay attention to what “everyone wants to see the decay of the Though her real name is Stefani discharged gay soldiers accompanying you want them to pay attention to, and superstar.” Her ways are undoubtedly Germanotta, Lady Gaga calls her in her protest against the not pay attention to what you don’t want original. herself a “master of fame.” Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Policy. them to pay attention to.” Junior Alyssa Vasger also enjoys her She has mastered the talent In her interview with 60 As a fellow artist, ceramics teacher work, especially her song “Alejandro.” She of attracting a massive fan minutes she stated, “there’s Bill Bech said, “she is extremely talented believes Gaga is “unique and inspiring.” base while still maintaining always some kind of story and probably would be successful without Many look to Gaga for this same reason. her unique personality. or concept I’m telling.” all the crazy costumes, but that just makes Her fans are known for their conspicuous However, in doing so she also Regardless of Gaga’s it more fun.” attire and die-hard dedication. acquires distaste from others. many ‘haters’, she is On the other hand, some might fi nd There are many opinions Lady Gaga, Her pseudonym was her actions and performances on the very successful, being but those who really pay attention to her given to her by music peculiar side. Sophomore Anna Luff said, the only singer in the producer Rob Fusari, who “she’s weird and it gets her noticed.” One work and know her views see she is one found her and gave her the past decade to have her particular performance was at MTV’s like no other in this generation, no matter start of her career. fi rst two singles off her Video Music Awards when she acted out how it is interpreted. She first received debut album hit No.1. recognition at the American She has had seven songs Lollapalooza festival and now hit USA’s Billboard she is internationally famous, Hot 100 list including exemplifi ed with her latest single, Poker Face (#1), Just “Born This Way,” taking the Dance (#1), LoveGame number one spot in 23 countries (#5), Paparazzi (#6), Bad and over one million iTunes downloads Romance (#2), Telephone in fi ve days. However, the question of whether or not she is internationally (#9), and of course Born accepted is a different story. This Way. Fans restlessly According to junior anticipate the her Aidan Coleman, “she Lady Gaga Art/Mariya Pilipenko new album that tries too hard.” Those hits the stores on who agree with him may May 23. belong to the same group that scrutinized Her conspicuous ensembles also stand Dancer breaks it down in halls By Jocelyn Joseph forms is strong then you can perform Entertainment Editor any form of dance with ease.” Her inspiration comes from Senior Ashka Patel has been dancing teachers, movies, music, co-dancers, since she was a toddler and has no plans team members and from years of Near absence of music leaves fans unsatisfi ed of stopping. With years of experience becoming accustomed to powerful in different forms of dance and as one and distinguished elements of dance. MTV loses touch with name of the captains of Neshaminy’s dance “I keep my ears and eyes open when By Grant Longden team, the bubbly dancer always leave an it comes to choreography; a move can Staff Writer impression. seem horrible but it might just need a For her, dancing began as a family little tweaking and you end up with just The frustrating disappointment, the deceiving lies, the unbelievable irony: all of tradition and commonplace event in a little something more than perfect,” these thoughts come pouring out of my mind whenever I nervously fl ip to MTV. I her childhood. As she grew older, she she said. remember the days when I could turn on MTV expecting to see a new music video discovered a passion that led her to expand One of the largest shows she has or a report concerning the music industry. Being a naïve child with a love for music, her learning. participated in was a dance competition I never thought MTV would be what it is today. With countless performances adding called Boogie Woogie, considerably the to her experience, Patel’s interest in her biggest Indian dance television show/ What kind of mixed up world do we artistic journey competition in India, in which she got live in where “Music Television” has only grows and up the semi-fi nals in the senior category. absolutely nothing to do with music? her confi dence She also partook in a prestigious tri-state The only things concerning music that its leaves no room competition, Naya Andaz, with Arya confused directors even show anymore for butterfl ies. “I Dance Academy. are large groups of juiced up “guidos” have participated Patel brings foolishly pumping their fi sts to repetitive in so many the same beats that a monkey could make, whiney shows that it feels drive to school 16 year- old girls, and crying babies. If like I’ve been performances. these are your ideas of music, “Jersey dancing forever. With the help Shore” and “16 and Pregnant” may be It has never felt of her co- your thing. like a pain or a captains Cassie Out of the 20 currently aired shows drag; in fact, dance DeRocco, Selina on MTV, only one of them concerns liberates. When my Borden and music. The show is called “10 on Top,” mind can’t tell me Jihad Wright, which MTV’s web site summarizes as, “a what I’m feeling, she teaches countdown of the Top 10 most texted and my body can put it in routines to dance talked about young celebs at the moment.” words,” Patel said. team members so As pathetic as this show sounds, I sat down She has learned everyone can utilize to watch it on Feb. 25. many different forms their different As I turned it on, I put my last bit of dance including talents. Some of hope for Music Television into this hip-hop, classical upcoming events experience. Long story short, I lost it. dance styles of Indian culture, include Neshaminy The headline for this week’s half- hour belly-dancing, and also plans to take Idol on March 30 long broadcast was Chris Colfer’s “WTF modern dance lessons this summer. and Dancing with the Moments.” This was an actor from “Glee” The dancer most strongly identifi es Faculty on April 7. talking about his embarrassing experiences with her roots in the Indian culture, Both events start at 7 on the red carpet. After cringing through this the basis of her p.m. in the auditorium broadcast, I came to a simple conclusion: There are tons more “Jersey Shore guidos” training. Ashka Patel performs in traditional garb and proceeds benefi t than Jay- Z videos. Two classical to “Kathak.” worthy causes like forms include Challenge Day. The Buggles would not approve. Their Photo/Kalpesh Patel Kathak and Patel is sure video killed the radio star, but reality shows Bharatanatyam. she will join a team are slowly killing the video stars. Ironic, Kathak involves intricate footwork with in college and later take on a leadership isn’t it? MTV is no longer Music Television. continuous pirouettes ending with a pose. role there. “I defi nitely plan to continue There is no longer a TV channel solely Bharatanatyam tells a story within a dance, dancing in the future. I don’t think I dedicated to giving their audience new using choreography of the upper body and really have a choice; my body is so used music to hear. Music Television no longer expressive gestures. Her instructor taught to dancing and without it, I would feel exists; Music Television, my friends, is her that “if your base in these classical so incomplete,” she said. dead. March 18, 2011 The Playwickian Entertainment Page 15

Pop-star mania: to ‘Belieb’or not to ‘Belieb’ By Francesca Mancino of the world such as poverty, and relates By Michael Brunell even, in his song “Baby,” it can be used Staff Writer to it through his lyrics. Although the issues Staff Writer to drill a song into your head so you will in the world don’t directly affect him, never forget it. Signature hair, charming smile, and he still feels the need to get F o r every culture, there will Because you see Bieber is part of a enchanting voice are just some of the involved. In the be a counterculture. This corporation, he’s a puppet…a puppet I’ve many things the young artist has to offer. music video he idea holds true to this been told is “adorable” which obviously Ever since his hit single “One Time,” shows how very day in our modern speaks volumes of his talent. Regardless Justin Bieber has become a phenomenon. he helps society. F o r of how he looks, that is not what a singer Many people dislike the new artist without those in every is meant to be. any logical reasoning; they say he’s too need and eight Maybe he could model for Target or young, gets by on his good looks, and brings year Wal-Mart, but if you are paid to entertain, doesn’t have any talent. But if that were up their old then you better entertain. And while he true, do you think that he would have to spirits. girl may entertain the teeming masses of pick between two accomplished artists-- This that female children, remember that Barney Justin Timberlake and Usher-- as his past year, loves the Dinosaur is also seen as an entertainer mentor? Bieber has Justin as well, albeit for that age group alone. Bieber isn’t the only artist that started performed Bieber, But this is where I stand on this out young. According to ABC News, at numerous there will issue; fans don’t go to his concerts for his Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears award shows, be around a singing, no matter how much they say they launched their careers from “The Mickey including the hundred men do. They go for him; they go just to see Mouse Club,” and Usher, Bieber’s mentor, American who hate him. him. You could put a cardboard cutout of started out on “Star Search.” Bieber Music Now instead of Bieber on stage and there would not be was found on YouTube when he was 12 Awards using petty insults, any difference. years old, after posting videos of himself and The instead of calling His lullaby style of singing puts his singing. His success shows regular kids Grammys, him derogatory hapless victims into a trance and then, the that if you put yourself out there, great where he performed terms and instead of dreaded “Bieber Fever” sets in. things can happen. with his mentor, questioning his true With all joking aside, Bieber is a fad, His exceptional voice combined with Usher, and fellow gender, I will be as one that will hopefully dissipate over the his charismatic love songs attracts many young artist Jaden civil, and unbiased as following years. of his adoring fans. The songs might be the Smith. At the humanly possible, “What exactly is a “Belieber” typical love songs that make girls melt, but American which is hard, anyways?” Holly Muska, freshman that’s what people like. You don’t go see Music believe me. Bieber-hater, asked. “If it means I believe a movie hoping that the couple breaks up Awards the in Justin Bieber’s career, then no way am and never sees each other again. You want artist swept Bieber’s I a Belieber. Every pop star dies down Fans and haters alike battle it out in the debate about the to believe that they’ll stay together. That’s up four style is not quickly. Like the Jonas Brothers, Justin the same feeling people get after they awards: Bieber domination out of the will soon die down and be replaced.” listen to one of Bieber’s songs. They’re Favorite Art/Mariya Pilipenko ordinary One fi nal thing, any person who says catchy and entertaining, what else do you Male Pop/ for a people hate Bieber out of “jealously” have need in a good pop song? Rock Artist, singer his that one thing correct. I, along with many Bieber doesn’t just sit at home and Favorite Pop/Rock Album, T-Mobile age; his music is bland, boring and others, would probably love to be Bieber, bask in his fame, like a lot of 17-year-old Breakthrough Artist, and Artist of the repetitive as he continually speaks of to have no talent besides an angelic auto- boys would do; he goes out there and helps Year. “love” in a way that only a 16-year-old tuned singing voice, to have hundreds people. Recently, Bieber acquired a new It’s understandable to not like listening would identify with. of thousands of tween girls (and creepy hairstyle and gave a lock of his hair to talk to Bieber’s music; everyone has their own His love is shallow, materialistic, and forty-year old men) adore me. Yeah, must show host Ellen DeGeneres, wanting to opinion. But you shouldn’t base your overly repetitive with the same word over be good being the “Biebs.” sell it on EBay to raise money for “The hatred on anything else. “I think people and over again, as in his hit “Baby.” Now If you like the kid, that’s fi ne; just Gentile Barn,” a charity that offers a home are just jealous of him,” sophomore understand this, repetition in song can be don’t give him awards that he probably to needy animals and a place for at-risk Danielle Walter said. Bieber has great very meaningful, it can be used to express doesn’t deserve and please stop it with children to feel safe. In his latest song, songs and is a terrifi c performer-- there’s feelings that can only be summed up in local news stations reporting about him, “Pray,” Bieber also touches on the issues no reason not to love him. one word or can be used for effect. Or leave that to MTV and VH1. Adele matures in new album ‘21’

By Sabina Khantsis Staff Writer

If Adele’s debut album “19” distinguished her as a young singer with a booming voice, her follow-up “21” has shown a maturity in her song writing that makes her a genuine authority when it comes to sound tracks to broken hearts. The album was released on Feb. 22 and lived up to high expectations after her previous album, “19,” received critical acclaim as well as a Grammy. Those looking for a reprise of her previous hit “Chasing Pavements” will not be disappointed with new tracks such as “Turning Tables” and the fi rst single from “21”, “Rolling in the Deep.” Other songs on the album introduce new styles of music that have infl uenced Adele such as The singer’s sophomore album country, gospel and soul. lives up to critics’ expectations. While she may have missed the mark occasionally, venturing Courtesy of wbez.org into the cliché of a crackling voice while raging about letting things burn in “Set Fire to the Rain,” Adele’s album allows much room for redemption. The missteps are all but forgotten in her cover of The Cure’s “Love Song” as a fl amenco guitar strums delicately under her warm rendition of the song. In the two years since her debut, Adele has reinvented and refi ned her unique sound to match her powerful vocals and tender lyrics. “21” is an incredibly personal experience, complete with a genuine depth and sincerity. This, along with her almost seamless injection of her trademark piano ballads into the modern age of Courtesy of Gregorio pop music, makes her a standout and an artist to continue Binuya/Abaca Press/MCT to watch out for. March 18, 2011 The Playwickian Entertainment Page 16 WWhathat iiss thethe bbestest ppartyarty ttheme?heme?

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Tired of overdone toga parties and average costume affairs? Longing for a solution to your woeful event planning blues? We’ve got your remedy right here: a complete list of the most ingenious party themes that will keep even the most rowdy Redskins partying for years to come.

1 BC 4 gly Sweater 8 allen-out Fads Despite its misleading name, this party Popular around Let’s all take is not about singing everyone’s favorite the holidays, a moment to “‘Jersey Shore’ because childhood song or eating alphabet this theme remember when bell everyone loves GTL.” soup; in this case, ‘ABC’ stands for is hilarious bottoms, gauchos, ~Steve Schaefer ‘Anything But Clothing.’ Now, before because you clogs, Crocs and you start making assumptions, its get to see hair wraps were intent isn’t completely inappropriate. At even the all the rage. While an ABC party, every guest is supposed most fashion- the thought of ever to create an outfi t made of-- you’ve savvy party- wearing these got it-- anything but your goers sporting atrocious fashion standard attire. This may what can only be described as “less faux-pas again include (but is certainly than attractive” sweaters. Bonus may make you not limited to) points to the person whose sweater want to vomit, aluminum foil, makes noise, from jingle bells to a why not embrace the skeletons in your caution tape, button that cues electronic talking closet? Have all of your guests don trash bags, toilet reindeer. Sewn-on tinsel isn’t too these once-awesome but now-awful “Candyland, because I’m so paper, license shabby, either. items with pride. Round-of-applause sweet.” plates, maps, flags… anything to whoever comes wearing a snap ~Brooke Waisbord you can think of, really. Creativity is bracelet! the name of the game. If you want to add some incentive for your ‘party- 5 andlubbers goers,’ hold a contest for the most ridiculous or clever outfi t. That will be oy Reunion sure to spice things up. All the guests 9 must dress like Anyone who has seen Toy Story 3 pirates. Enough will surely appreciate this gathering. said. It’s time to pull out the Bop-It, Lite Brite and 2 Stoplight Rock-em litter Sock-em Have you ever wanted to know what 6 G Robots; “ABC for life.” ~Vijay Patel every someone’s relationship This one may be more for the status was without guest girls. Really, there are no brings a Facebook-creeping or rules to this party- except obsessively following favorite that everything has to be childhood their Twitter? Then sparkly or shiny. This this theme is perfect toy to includes outfits, food reunite for you. At stoplight (yes, you can buy edible parties, guests must with or, depending on the specifi c toy, glitter), decorations, laugh at. It’s really up to you what you dress according to their and whatever current romantic situation: red do with the toys, but it’s pretty funny to else you’d like to see what Teddy bear the quarterback clothing means they’re “taken,” yellow bedazzle. Trust means “it’s complicated,” and green used to sleep with or what Ferbie was us; it makes for everyone’s favorite. means “I’m single!” It’s a not-so- some really cool “Foam party, because all the girls subtle way of letting everyone know pictures… and would be clean .” exactly what’s up with your love life, possibly huge mess. Just make sure ~Charlie Malterella and takes all of the complication (and you don’t bring your sparkles to the stalker-status behavior) out of trying to hallway fl oors of Neshaminy, please? 10 ubik’s Cube fi nd out about other people’s lives. It’s (For anyone who remembers the prank what we call a win-win situation. done by the senior class of 2010, we’re One of the more interactive themes sure it wasn’t an easy cleanup.) on our list, the idea of this party is that everyone shows up wearing items of clothing that represent all of the ‘ low Big or different colors that can be found on a 3 ‘ tache’ Rubik’s Cube: white, red, blue, orange, Glow Home’ 7 green, and yellow. Only guests displaying mustaches Throughout the Black light parties will never go out of can enter this classy party. From party, guests “An Avatar party. Everyone must style. Have guests wear cheap white handlebar to Hungarian or even milk, must trade wear a tight blue suit with coordi- t-shirts in there are tons o f whimsical articles with nating face paint. OH, and tails. which they styles to choose from. each other in No tail, no entrance.” can draw If you’re a lady (or attempt to end ~Annie KoperaKooppeera on each a guy who the night wearing all other with just can’t or of the same color- hence, Rubik’s highlighter, “chooses not” to Cube. This works better if you wear and make grow one) you can buy layers, accessories and things you sure there’s stick-on mustaches at most wouldn’t mind losing. For example, an endless novelty stores. Even a mustache unless you plan on going home without amount of drawn on with eyeliner or marker will shoes or a jacket, don’t trade those glow sticks on hand. If you want go work. Just make sure the marker you things. Instead, pile up on jewelry, the extra mile, set up lava lamps and use isn’t permanent. Your drawn-on scarves, tank tops (make sure the strobe lights for your friends to party mustache might be cool at the party, bottom one is white so you don’t have under. but four days later… not so much. to take it off!), socks, gloves, etc. Photos/Tori Hyndman, Dana Jeffers, Yearbook Staff