Volume 3 1963 UNIVERSITY26,SEPTEMBER B.C., OFVICTORIA, VICTORIA, Number 3 POLITICALCLUBS WAC’D “ Squeals of Protest CONSTITUTION Campus politicalclubs have been caught with their ?arty drawers down as a result of Premier W. A. C. Bennett’s CHANGE map election call. By CHUCK TRUSCOTT A lack of time and general apathy toward the brthcoming provincialelection have forced the major The Board of Governors and the ’ Council have both 3olitical clubson camDus to have a minimum of preelection given approval to a compromise Ectivities. NO befinit6 plans far speakers or meetings were version of the new AMS Consti- lble to be announced by the C1 lubs. tution and By-laws. Display booths for Clubs Day, would vote Consmvative, NDP The compromise wasmade held Friday, were the only or Liberal.” necessary when the Board scheduled events for the pre- Fred Pick, NDP, could not strongly suggested some changes election period. These booths hazard a guess at the number in the original .constitution ap- are opened annuallyand are of lost student voters but sug- proved,by thestudents in last not a special election gambit. gested that it was a consider- spring’s referendum. Roger Barnsley, spokesman able number. Although some of the sugges- for the Liberal Club deplored “However, I do think that “Bill Blan Photo. tions were definitely objection- the manner inwhich the elec- the studenbs helped to get able to theCouncil’s view on stu- tion was called and said the Point Grey’s lone Liberal in,” Frosh Queen Joanne Akiyama and Princesses Vana Warholm dents’ freedom and were accord- university could have ,been he said. and Hilary Ford were crowned at the Frwh Dance last Friday. inglydismissed, the following made far m or e politically “I think he could have called They were chosen by students voting earlier in the day at the changes were agreed on: aware if more studentshad a better time fromthe point of Lansdowne Auditorium. (1) The purposes of the Alma been able to register. viewof democracy bychoos- Mater Stu5ety were stated as be- “Student interest canonly be ing a time when peoplewere ing subject to the provisions of gained by an active partici- back (from their summer the Universities Act, Chapter 52 pationin the campaign,” he activities) . . . the moment was of the St,atutesof British Colum- said. the best timefor Bennett of course.” CLUBS DAY bia, 1963. PROTEST MARCH? (2) The minutes of the meet- Party pundits felt thecalling TEN DAYSENOUGH ings of the Society and Students’ of the elmection for September “It was not a snap election,” SWINGING AFFAIR Council .shall now ,be kept at the 30 wasactually a political said Social Credit spokesman head office of the Society. tactic designed to deliberately Roland Cacchioni. By JILLIAN CALDWELL and PAT LOVELESS (3) The wording of University keep studentsfrom the polls. “All that he(Bennett) has Standing eligibility rulesfor One Conservative stalwart sug- to do is give the voters thirty Will thefrosh who left his illegitimate child at the members was changed. to read gested thatthe university days’ notice.He gave forty- Phratere’s teepee on Clubs’ Day please claim same at the “must have #completed his year should organize a marchon one. If thestudents didn’t by September 15,” rather than the Legislative grounds to pro- register to vote it was their Students’ Council Office. ‘‘must have .completed his year.” test that m any would-be own fault. They had ten days clubsoffered. It appeared from student voters will be unable to register and that should be 4 Although Phrateres won $50 (4) The Editor - in - Chief of for the best club display in the the club lists that besides the The Martlet must now complete to vote as they were unable to enough time for anyone who is activities section, theycannot many first-year students, upper his first year !before September register because of theshort politically conscious.” afford to keep the child. classmen were taking an interesr 15 of his term of office. notice of the election. and joining new clubs. A check B a r n s 1 e y estimated that PRIZEWINNERS , was taken about2:30, and at that “None of the amendments di- from thirteentofourteen : Other clubs winning $50 prizes time The players and Canterbuq rectly alter the intent of the hundred voters have been lost were the Arts and Letters ClubClubs has signed in close to a Constitution,” commented AMS at UBC alone. President Devlin. “Two-Nation” in the academic section, and the hundred new members each. Larry “At Point Grey (the UBC Canterbury Club in the religious I riding) I think it was not un- Plun division. judgment was based foreseeable that the three mainly on originality. (Liberals) would have been Approved for Winning disdavs consisted of 1 UBC CO-EDS THREATENED elected, but even now I think Phrateret? Indian motif, teepee: UBC (cup)-Girls at 5C ?stablish.ed 8 night porter sys- we will get two there,” he said. NFCUS members in ‘costme,and fire- have been victims of numero’us ;em in the girls’ dorm and new ConservativeClub official, water- TheCanterbury indeent advances in seclud,?d :esidences. Douglas Strongitharm said he (Story on page 5) based their display on the before ~eaSof the campus. Girls have been warned not to thought the election may have and after aspect of joining their valk alone in the evening and to been called suddenly because club. The Arts and Letters Club In the most recent incident a decorated their booth on a Gre- co-ed was On the beat :h Iotify police of any loiterers or “many don’t go along with the cian theme. below Fort Campwhen a m2 suspicious characters. Social Credit policy and most stepped out of the bush and sai The Golden Music of the Radio Club was heardon both cam- going to rape you.,, puses, reaching Lansdowne from The girl stood her ground a1Id theirheadquarters at Gordon the fled down th’e beach. FROSH GIVEN WELCOME Head via a telephone line. I WORRIED Story by ‘DON FERGUSON of What does Frosh Week at mean to you? There’s a soul- re searching questian. DO To most upperclass males last week’s not-very-gory pro- ceedings provided an oppor- Biol& Clubs. have increased lighting in tl tunityto mee t Freshettes. Rose and Japanese Garder Some of the “introductions” WHICH ONE? installed ,a second gate in tl were 2. little unconventional ClubsDay gave thefrosh a Fraser River parking lot so gii but the motives were the same. clearer idea of the variety of will not be trappedthere, a~ SKILLED PINCHERS Take t h e nimblte-fingered

~~~~ ~ feww:ho r an beneath the bleachers pinchingFreshettes, ,at last Tuesday’s mass meeting Procedure forNomination at Gordon Head. It might be said that those lads had “great Men’s and Women’s First Year Representatives must be hancls” but it’s one way to get registered in first year and have obtained an average of 65% to know a girl. orC+ for University Enhance. KIDNAPPINGPREFERRED And then there was -the ”Bill Blan Photo. The Senior Years’ Representative must be a member of enterprising %group w h i c h the graduating class. specialized in “kidnapping” Frosh take stock of new surroundings. (Yoke!). The SUB Director and Special Events Chairmanmust (this wouldseem to be a have completed their first year or higher. method preferable to pinch- TWO CHAINED was the key-note of the new, ing). They hustled out a num- up-to-date attack. Spear-head 1. Nominations forthe above positions will openFriday, ber of Freshettesand took Frosh Queen candidate Caro- September 20, and close at p.m. Friday, September 27. lyn Spealunan was chained to of the campaign was the little 5:OO them for car hides. The girls red Renault which scooted The election will be held Friday, October 4. dumped Mount Douglas the traffic island in the 700 were at block Yates. Ch3ained with her from Lansdowne to Gordon orTen-Mile Point. The ques- Head drenching Frosh with a 2. To nominate a candidate, obtain a nomination form from tion which crosses most minds was another Frosh, Don Pan- the General OfRce at the Student Union Building and ton, which just goes to show water pump. Man, that’s pro- here is,why were the girlw gress. complete.Have theform initialled by the Registrar’s dumped at all? t h’a t s o m e upperclassmen Omce and a mem,kd of the Executive of the Students’ aren’t as clever as they would A few male F’rosh were also Council. Post the completed form on the bulletin board Another first-year jeune fille have others believe. hazed but, in these instances, next to the general omce in the Student Union Building. inquired about the location of upperclassmen ,appeared to be a certain room. She was PROGRESSIVE WING only killing the until a pmti- 3. For further inforrmttion, read by-laws 2 and 5 of the promptly shown to the Upperclassmen did not con- cularly attractive Freshette constitution of the Alma Mater Society. nearest men’s change room. tent themselves with old- Popped UP. It’s the little gestures that fashioned, horse - and - buggy Yes girls, F’rosh Week is your make a. girl. feel at home. hazing techniques.. Mobility week. THE MARTLET Published weekly throughout the University year I Victoria by the Pltblications PPPC OK’D Department of the Alma Mater Bociety, University ai Victoria. Editorial opinions expressed are those of the Ediwrial Board of The Martlet and not necessarily PPPC is in. those of the Alma IYIater Soaiety of Unloersfty of Victoria. Students’ Council enthus- “Victoria’s Best Weekly” iastically endorsed it last Editor-in-Chief ...... Jim Bigsby Sunday night. Business Editor...... _...... Doug Okerstrom (PPPC, as everyone doesn’t Sports Editor ...... “Robin Jeffrey know, is Paul’s Plan for Peopling Layout Editor ...... R~ Crowe Committees - the brainchild of NFCUS Chairman Paul William- Day: 477-1834 Evenings: 384-6549 son.) 10 So now you ask “what is Paul‘s Plan for Peopling Committees?” and we answereven unto thee thusly: EDITORIAL Most committees set up to in- vestigate or organize AMS mtivi- tieshave, inthe past, been Open Letter to Premier Bennett dependentupon upperclassmen for their members. Dear Sir: “This is hardly good forthe We have been fascinated by your party’s full-page news- balance of such comittees,” paper advertisement regarding education expenditures, says Williamson, “as well as fail- articularly the part reading “1962-Under Social Credit ing to train people who will be B101,300,000 spent on education.” the studentleaders within a year we don’t believe for one minute that this figure is or so. Now “Under this planinterested misleading. students will leave their names, But we have a set of figures which show your govern- “With all these darn assignments I don’t get a chance to do - addresses and specialinterests ment spent only $77,684,705 on education in 1962. half the things I’d like to.” on a list atthe SUB general (You have good reason to question the validity of these -By Terry Janet office. figures, of course-they’reyours. We found them in the “When we draw up a commit- 1962 Public Accounts.) tee thechairman or organizer will scan the list and approach The remaining $23.6 million must be a mistake, of people to be on it. Those passed course, since the figure is obviously not intended to be over or not available will Ibe the misleading. II firstchoices for the next com- Could it be that some silly Chartered Public Accountant TankaVera Much traditioninto this institute bJ; mittee. “In this way we hope that de- made a clerical error and added the homeowners’ grants making the nosh Queens direci to the education total? Dear Sir: cisions regarding AlMs activities I like to take this opportunity traffic in their spare time. will be spread over largera Far-fetched, but it’s possible, you know. In fact it hap- -P. U. BONNETT (signed). number of students.” pened in your budget speech-made the education expend- to thank all people who made itures look very impressive. Nasty accident, what? Clubs Day big success. But we won’t vote against you because of this trifling “ROLLO. . error in your ad. We won’t vote against you because your Bella, bella, Rollo. Keep up the 1963 “Tower” Wins Recognition short letters.-Ed. budget speech included $15,000,000home-owners’ grants By KATHY HARVEY honour score of “Good’,which under education spending. means that it has “‘better-than- We won’t vote at all because we didn’t have time to The 1963 edition of the usual contentand appearance” register. Can Commies “Tower” has been praised by andthat the staff has earned the National SchoolYear- “good over-all ratings in cover- Dear Sir: book Association as having age, contents, and recordings.” I bloody well know how to park The Shuttle Bus “virtually all of the ingredi- Evaluating 1963 books, W. my little Morris Minor so I find ents for a toprated book.” Stephen Carlson, presidentof the Whydo studentsstand for hours waiting forbuses theconstant flappingabout of NSYA is a U.S. organization National Association of Journal- which never come? “our”parking lot Commission- which rated over one thousand ism Directors,said, “One thing college yearbooks in Its aires rather disconcerting. 1963. is certain. The size of the school Why do students trek for miles betweencampuses every judges include professional jour- doesn’t determine the quality of day? In the past week I have been nalists who carefully review the book. A great many of the required to repark my quaintve- every book offering comments best books are small ones.” Why do students rush around frantically trying to ar- and suggestions. range for a car pool? hicle at least ten times. Now l Congratulations tothe 1963 wouldn’t mind this so much if I They gave the “Tower” the “Tower” staff on a job well done. Why? Because the inter-campus shuttle bus service is, to put it mildly,miserably inadequate. This service on could be politely requested to get which so many students aredependent is almost completely the rear end of my car in a new useless, causing nothing but complaints from students. area. Nor would I mind it sa much if I wasn’t already late for The bus runs only during noon hour except for a 3:40 my classes. Nor would I mind it service Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and Tuesday serv- ice is limited to a single bus from each campus. This time if I was parked in the bus zone, schedule makes the buseswhich do run unavailable or for who am I to argue with one awkward for general use.Most students have found it of those -. quicker to walk the mile from the Lansdowne campus to Nor would I mind it if I damn Gordon Head than to wait for the bus. well WAS poorly parked. In a university, one expects to find intelligent under- Once I was even directed to a I have ‘been exposedto some nasby episodes in the years I have standing of situations: there shouldbe no such lack of specific spot when there wasn’t spent shuffling aimlessly along the wooded walks and cloistered even another vehicle in the lot. corridors of our beloved brain factory-and !borne them, I think, planning in something as elementary as an inter-campus with the patience of Job. But yesterday I was subjected to an indig- bus service. We sincerelyhope something will bedone If I was in charge I’d can the nity which sumassesall others. Moreover-and here is the ominous about this deplorable state of affairs. whole ruddy lot and infuse same part of it1received this “unkindest cut of all” at the hands, or perhaps I should say levers, of a machine. Now, granted I have something of a reactionary neurosis, yet bear with me while I dispense one more Jeremiad. For a consider- able period of time now I have viewed the inexorable invasion of BULL BY TH,E HORNS the machineswith no smallalarm. One day the Mathematics Department is roughly casting off its faithful abacus in favour of By STEVE HORN one of those new,fangled adding machines; the next, more pa?er than our good old-fashioned typist could purloin in a week is ’be-

After~~ ~ manyobstacles, some financial fin- If they did their job efficiently, the reason chewed up and spit out as confetti by some smart-aleclry new mian- =ling, andmany trepidations, another Horn for their existence mightnot be questioned, eographing machine. has arrived on campus, just in the to sabo- but, as it is, the presence of these persons does not seem to ,bejustified. After all, how And maybe I’m just an old sentimentalist, )but that poignant tage that hitherto prestige-filled column effective as moral motectors are the Dersons picture of our gnarled, silver-haired old grounds-keeper coughing

””&ed - ~~ above.However, before I commence rwho~cutDarts of S6akesware.and all& such blood as he toils with the heavy garden hoses has all but disap- this easy task,I have to ‘say that the opinions tripe as justice Weekly,-Flash, or Hush, to be peared from the campus, thanks to the advent of the handsome, expressed in this space are not, and will not sold to all comers. Moreover, if thistrend rustproof, RotoRun moving sprinkler. Now those infernal gadgets continues, the newsstands will becarrying walk around and water just where they damn well please. Where be in the future, the opinions of the faculty, shelvesfull of Harold Robbins’ novels and will it all end? Today they are content to stay on the lawn. To- the Students’ Council, the Martletand its Canadian Scandal, while Ovid and Gorboduc morrow they’ll want to walk right into your cellar and pour them- sponsors, and, depending on the contributor, will ‘be banned and bottles in the Cork and selves a drink! I say keep the machines in their place! those of the writer. Label establishment will have tobe bought by Butnothing can illustrate the insolentmechanical menace number, as the advertising on them will be which threatens each andevery one of well the affront which *** considered evil. If the censorsreally want so as thought control, at leastlet them control actually precipitated this diatrtbe. Whilst reading the approvededition of ours in some decent literature. This I suffered while occupied in the fool’s errand of attempt- ing to extort some nourishment a vending machine in the KingHenry IV, Part I, for Grade XI11 in As a parting thought, a quo& for the day from , I got the disquietening feeling that “Academic freedom means the right to teach S.U.B. With grimdetermination I advancedupon this soulless some lines had #been omitted, and, upon free of political, economic, other Ipressures. piece of oiled wheelwork, (brightly dad in its sterile armour. Swal- checking with Kittredge’s, I found that “Why or lowing mypride, I cooed and lcaj oled pusillanimously while glutting Academic freedom, however, was never in- the monster with coins. Finally as I reached for my last drachma, then, it is like, if there come a hot June and the ri,ght this civil buffeting hold, we shall buy maiden- tended to include to teach treason, encouraged only occasionally by a slight mechanical burp-as the advocate subversion, or to peddle atheism.” fawning endearments and gentle patting matured into muttered heads, as they :buy hobnails.” had been de- The source, Billy James Hargis in Communist leted from Act 11, Scene IV. After taxing my America-Must It Be? Think &bout this one imprecations and short lefthooks-the thing’s cold neon panels lit memory, I remembered that passages dealing up in an icy smile, while its stainless steel ‘bowels cbegan to chum and see if a contradiction in it can (befound. audibly. Aghast, with nosepressed flat against the transparent with maidenheads and the like had been re- Any remarks would be appreciated. I can say moved from the edition of Romeo and Juliet this becausesuch a piece of scintillating plastic portal, I beheld my allotted portionof ginger ale descending I used in High School. All this raises a ques- writing wuld haveno detractors. Finally, in a shimmering cascade and without hindrancedisappearing down tion that has (been asked many times before. the drainage slot! Ghawdd ... But that’s not the worst of it. The Horn’s fearless election predictions for Sep- machine had one final cut, one crowning indignity, one poisoned, As anyone who has watched a Brigitte "her 30: Fythian dart yet toinflict. For then, when only the fragrant,dewy Bardot movie, or tried to buy a copyof Tropic Social Credit ...... 25 of Cancer, knows, our provincial and ifederal seats mist of my ginger ale remainedto tell of its passing, then andonly governments maintain censors who cut o~ New Democratic Party ...... 20 seats then did that hell-born heap of wheels and pinions condescend to drop my hygenic paper cup! ban certainban ‘books and movies in order to Liberals ...... 6 seats protect the morals of the Canadiancitizen. Progressive Conservatives ...... 1 seat The implications are monstrous. University of British Columlbia ernment established the !'money SOCIAL CRE.DIT: facilities will be expanded, par- for marks" programme-a unique ticularly at post-graduate level. system of scholarships for stu- Education Policies: The Social Credit Government now es- dents with first-class and high is now nearing the midway point second - class a v er a g e s. The in the completereorganization tablished and in operation. . amount of the Scholarship Fund, - What ,They Say. of British ,Columbia's public Simon F'raser University will as well as the Bursary and Loan whool system. Coupled' with the be situated on magnificenta Funds, will be substantially in- Editor: Peter Bower planned programme of develop- 1,168-acre ~caonpusatop creased to meet the needs of de- SPECIAL MARTLET ment in vocational and technical Mountain-will open to students serving students. TO THE trainingand universityeduca- in 1965. tion, our school system will pro- TECHNICAL AND VOCATIONAL Higher education is of particular importance and inkr- vide for an uninterruptededuca- Notre Dame University of Nel- In therapidly expanding Prov- est to the students of the University of Victoria. With a tional programme from elemen- son authori2edby the Legislature ince of , the view to this the Martlet invited the parties involved in the tary school to university grad- to become first private university fields of technical and vocational forthcoming election to outline their views and proposals uation, with alternativeeduca- with authority to grant degrees training are of the utmost ian- tional streams at every stage for in Province. In operation this portance. for publication. Fall. Generally all parties favor expanding present facilities young people with different tal- 1963 - 1970: Your Government ents. REGIONAL COLLEGES plans to #buildand equip, in co- to include greater financial assistance to students, enlarg- operation with the Federal Gov- ing the of university training by building more uni- The Dean of the largest faculty The development of School scope of the University of British Co- ernment,four moreRegional versities and providing improved technical facilities and District and Regional Colleges is Vocational Schools, each costing lumbia has appraisedthese ef- under way to provide for the first post-graduate,work and making universities more accessibleforts as constituting"the most approximately $2% m i 11 i on. to more people. two years of university, as well as Theseschools will serve the significant breakthrough in edu- vocational and technical training The most startling proposals came fromthe Communist cationalplanning that has oc- Peace River region, the Prince 'programmes.Construction of Rupertand Skeena region, the Party, which called for a radical shift in emphasis in edu- curred in any province in Can- three of these Colleges will be ada." Kamloops region, and the Vic- cation costs to include greater federal participation. With authorized #byyour Social Credit toria region. the present form of government in Canada there is a BX:. UNIVERSITIES Governmentto getunder way this fiscal year. Estimated totalcost of new serious question of whether or not their proposals could be Under far-sighted Social Credit construction(including equip- implemented. planning for the rapid develop- In keeping with its policy that ment) to new and existing Vo- The Macdonald report was held up asa model by many ment of higher education, British no student will be denied a uni- cational and Technical Training of the parties as the basis of their education policy. Colum'bia now has fouruniversi- versityeducation for financial establishments in the7 years will ties rather than one. reasons, your Social Credit Gov- $77,087.000. This comment cannot and will not take theplace of the! be presented articles and the students are strongly urged ~ to n ot (be overestimated. The basic The generalprograme for edu- read and judge the merits of the plans for themselves. COMMUNIST: n eed in an educational program cation: Students have an obligation to establish and support is; finance, and no comprehensive We are very 'pleased to present rogram can succeed without 0 To overcome the teacher a feasible plan for extensibn of higher education in all its an outline of the Communist P shortage, the provincial govern- and must not attempt the time honored art of fixiera1 aid. aspects Party'sprogram for education, FEDERAL FINANCING ment should immediately estab- fence-sitting and hoping for the best. especially atthe higher level. lish a plan to provide 3,000 schol- Communists in the B.C.Leg- arships of$1,000 each forstu- You must bear in mind that you cannot vote on an There is a crisis in education in isslature wodd propose that defi- education policy alone but as the sole representatives of B.C. and a number of people, like n dentsentering the College of Dr. Macdonald, as well as organ- .ite stepsbe taken at three levels Education. the group you must make yourself recognized. The weight izations, have put forward solu- tc 3 overcome the crisis in educa- of the tax burden must also be recognized as a limiting ti ion-e 1 em e nt a r y education, 0 Thepupil-teacher ratio to tions to meetit. We approach be progressively reducedfrom factor to progress of any type. educational :problems fromthe h.igher education, and vocational tl raining: 38:l to 30:l and 25:l for ele- All of the plans presented by the parties contain some viewpoint that our young people mentary classes. degree of merit, and we can only hope that the succesful are B.C.'E:most valuable resource. 0 Federal government to pay party will take this into account and not turn a blind eye In these days of the space age, flull cost of elementary education. 0 In order to provide our chil- drenCanadian with'character textsand which outlook,have a 1 to proposals from the other side of the bench. the hpo.rtanceof education can- 0 Provincialgovernment ta P'ay at least 50 percent of the the Department of Education, in With the burden of commu- get post-graduate training ade- rc emaining costs. consultation with localschool LIBERAL: nity colleges eased, the provin- quate for today's needs. 0 Remaining costs at munici- boards,should commission out- cialgovernment will have rev- Undera Liberal government Pla1 level to lbeshifted to lighten standing teachers to write texts The Liberal Party has espoused enue for what must be done for the whole fleld of post high the cause of education. It has - ti he lburdenon home owners !by for use in B.C. the Universities. school education will be over- il%creasing the educational rate espoused the cause of higher ed- 0 New vocational and techni- INDEPENDENCE hauled to make sure thatno stu- 0n industrial and business prop- ucation and it did this when no dent who wants and needs high- caltraining centres should ,be other party showed any concern. The Universities' independence erties. constructed on Island mustbe preserved. A college er edacakion isdenied the op- When the real crisis of the portunity. 0 The provincialgovernment and in the Interior immediately. Universities emerged through the which has become a political ti o pay for the fullcost, including pawn can no longer perform the POST-GRAD AT UV SMITHEREENS , efforts of the students and those Expansion of the post-gradu- Construction and operation of all function of a proper University. Cmmunity and junior colleges, Of course it would be foolish to few who were interested it was To preserve this independence, ate schools will not be confined Pat McGeer who spearheaded 'I)etennination o f curriculum educate young people, build fine sumcient financial aid must be to the University of B.C. but will tandards would be the just re- projects and at the sametime the drive in the Legislature to forthcoming to ensure that the be applied to the University of ;s convince the government that 'Sponsibility of the Department have a U.S. controllednuclear University is properly staffed, is Victoria, which will $begiven an If Education and the local school (base at Comox which could blow this crisis could not be ignored properly equipped to teach its importantand meaningful role':a any longer. Ib loards. everything to smithereens. Nuc- courses. . . and furthermore that in the program of higher educa- lear weapons hold no place in The Liberal Party has commit- this financialsupport will be tion. 0 Where senior matriculation the future of our young people. ted itself to implement the Mac- given regardless of the politics The financial needs are para-.c ourses are offered, the province donald Report. It 'will do this by of the day. mount, ,but the attitude of gov-'S hould pay the full cost. (Continued on page 4) enlisting the full support of the A Liberal Government will en- ernment to graduates is vital. A.- federal govement's vocational sure that Higher Educational op- government whichrecognizes the! training program. portunitiesare expanded. That value of graduates to society . . , TERMINAL COURSES out-of-town studentsare given to the community as a whole,1 Most Comanunity Colleges will travel and!board grants toequal- will have a better oriented view I be teaching temninal courses ize the cost to them with that of of highereducation than one leading to employment. These a student who lives near the which has shown that it is op- will \becourses in marketing, real University. posed to education . . . is opposedi estateand similarbranches 'of These grants will be available to professionalism. practical education. Such courses to those who wish to attend the Liberal. government will ensure! NOTICE OF POLL qualify for help from the federal University ofVimctoria. that the needs of higher educa- government. They are prepared Post - graduate cpportunities tion, the needs of the studentxL On Monday, September 30th, an absentee ballot to pay 75 percent of the cost of mustbe provided to B.C. stu- and the .needs of the communi$ r providing the facilities and 5a dents.They must not be faced for highly-trained4highly-skilled I poll will be set up in the Clubs Room of the Student percent of the operating costs. with having to go to the east tc graduates are fully met. Union Building from 8:OO a.m. to 8:OO p.m. datethe increasedenrolments The New Democraticgovern- Students registered in distant ridings may vote NDP: I contemolated inthe next few dent will develop the nigh1 years, andat the sametime :ourse facilities now existing at there. The preamble to the New Dm- ocraticEducation Plan says in maintain and improve the high Victoria 'University, and establish part as follows: "British Colum- levels of research and teaching as soon .as possible a night col- bia's greatest natural resource is already attained. .ege in theVrtncouver area uncle1 0 Aocelerate the construction ;he auspices ofU.B.C., Simon her people . . ." We must have an Fraser University, and the Van- educationalsystem capable of and ,provision of facilitiesand training all our people for living stafffor Simon Fraser Univer- :ouver Junior College soon to be sity. :stablished. and working in the twentieth The New Democraticgovern- century. Too little money has ~ 0 Negotiate as soon as possible nent will accelerate the develop- been devoted to the establish- with the City of Vancouver the ment of sucha system by the terms on which a junior college nent of the British Columbia In- ititute of' Technology in Burnaby present government. nay be developed in Vancouver. vith a view tS raising it to the Here are the specific ways the 0 Construct a junior regional .eve1 of :I fully-fledged diploma- New Democratic Party would college in the West Kootenays. :rantinginstitution of higheI support growth infour main 0 Establish an independent .earning, on the pattern of Ry- areas: University #Grants Commission ?rson Institute oP Technology. HIGHER EDUCATION consisting of distinguished uni- ' :FREE TUITION The New Democraticgovern- versity graduates not connected The New Democraticgovern ment will implement the general with any of the existing univer- ment will institute ,freetuitiol principles of the Macdonald plan. sities. and living-in allowances for stu TEACHER TRAINING dents who meet the entrance re 0 Support adequately the Our need for teacherswill very quirements of all institutions o growth of the University of Vic- nearly double at all levels by the higher education. toria at the Gordon Head and end of the next decade. The New All the New Democratic Part: Lansdawne campuses, to provide Democratic government will ex- candidates of Greater Victori: for the 3,000 enrolment projected pandteacher training facilities enthusia,stically support the out for 1965. at U.B.C. and Victoria University. lined prcbgram. They promise tl 0 Maintain and develop the and establish a third College of help implement it if they arI University of British Coluanbia so Education in the interior of the elected as Members of Legislativj that it will (be able to accommo- province. Assembly of British Columbia. ity education on commensurate PROGRESSIVE with stated requirements, and as determined by a politically inde- pendent university grants cm- CONSERVATIVE: mission. 2. Establishment of a prov- Higher education in this Prov- incially sponsored loan fund so ince today is facing what is prob- that no capable student will be ably its most important crisis prevented from obtaining a uni- ever. A government which says versity education because of fi- “It gets things done” has “done” nancial need. it again. It has initiated a chal- 3. Establishment of a special lenging programme of expansion loan fund for students fromout- and then has failed to supply the lying distri’ctsas an aid towards initial ingredient most essential travelling and residential ex- to its success-namely, money. penses, on the ‘basis of need and The money which should ibe continuing goodacademisc per- supporting higher education at formance. this critkaljuncture, is going 4. Establishment of a scholar- instead to finance less effectual ship programme to aid ‘graduate but more grandiose schemes like students. the Peace River project. Worse 5. Assist thejunior colleges still, the Government has shifted now being established to advance the ‘burden and responsibility of themselves to a degree-granting ”Eric Hayes Photos carrying out the programme it- status. self to your faculty membersand 6. Promote a conference of the administrators, who have the provincial departments of educa- SEASIDESAW SUCCESS ability to provide all the other tion in the western provinces to W students axed for done- attracted by publicity carried by off the day, was a bathtub full of ingredients save that one!-and work out a ‘balanced graduate tiomSaturday and saw wood newspapers and radio stations. corn-once again compliments of who are thus rendered helpless studies programme to avoid du- sawedwould putthem in the Nels Granewall of Berryland without it. plicated courses and costs. Two pickup trucks roared back Farms. chips. and forth between waiting cars INVIDIOUS POSITION 7. Establishment of an aca- $163.15 was given by local resi- demi’c board to ,co-ordinate and and the wood pile at the boat- “My thanksto all the people The University of Victoria ir dents in exchange for firewood launchramp, several “loaders” and firms who donated their time plan with thedepartment of loaded in their cars. one of the several institutions ol education. riding their bumpers. and equipment,” said organizer higher learning in B.C. placed in Wielding chainsaws, S w e d e Stu MacDonald. 8. Expand the present provin- saws, axes, wedges and hatchets Girls worked as hard as the this invidious position. Given the men (and harder than theboys), right financial climate in which cial vocational and technical of all sizes and vintages, students “Another of these events, pos- training in collaboration with hit the beach at Clover Point at oarrying cumbersome armloads sibly not a log saw, should be to grow, it should flourikh.Bul related university curricula. of split driftwood or passing I it cannot if money is not forth- 2:OO and worked steadily through held next year, always, think, the afternoon. small logs up the cliff face in with ‘a view to promoting har- coming to pay adequately the ex- We are particularly interested ammunition-line style. cellent staff it already has and in the development of. the Uni- Hundreds of Victoria residents mony and enthusiasm between to attract more of the same cal- versity of Victoria. Apart from its came to watch from the clifftop, And there on thebeach, to top the students.” ibre. academic well-’being, we are es- Unless a new Governmenl ,pecially hopeful of seeing it grow To reduce the confusion and cheapest,hence more automa- including the millions of scien- which is more attuned than the physically as an aesthetically misrepresentation w h i c h has tion and efficiency, both in the tistsand other workers whose presentone to the needs of a pleasing place, free of the clutter been made about Socialism I fieldof production andin the energies are wasted on these university-be it new or old-it of commerce. As members of the must state herethat to the adminiitration of capitalism. A activities, in addition to all the elected on September 30, frus- Legislature, Progressive Conserv- Socialist Party of Canada, progessively larger percentage of other waste made necessary by a trationand disaster are immi- atives will do all in our power to Socialism as a system of society the wage-working class are uni- private property system based on nent. assist in the achievement of

Education Industrial Development You, as students, are in the best possible position to appreciate the We will establish an Industrial Development Corporation to open problemsinvolved in obtaining a higher education. The N.D.P. is new fields whereyour newly acquired skills may be put to use, during summer holidays and after graduation. the one party whichpledges that no student capable of a higher education should have to forego it because of a lack of funds. Increasedfunds to universities will provide University of Victoria Medicare No longer need youpostpone proper medical examination and with the ‘best possible equipment and a well-paid faculty. consultation because of a lack of funds. An N.D.P. Medicare plan will coverdoctors’ fees, prescription drugs and hospitalization. Automobile Insurance We are pledged to provide a government scheme similar to the one Democracy \ Many of your fellow students have beendisenfranchised by the in Saskatchewan, which Consumers’ Report calls the ”Cheapest and undemocratic method of enumeration used in this snap election. By most effective in North America.” This will cover everyone at one revising the present Elections Act, the N.D.P. will make certain that low premium, about half of what you now pay. every citizen has a vote in every provincial election.

Use Your New Franchise . . . Invest in Your Future VOTE NEW DEMOCRAT X

Inserted by New Democratic Party Campaign Committee THE “XT, SEPTEMBER 26, 1963 5 UmSm RIGHT WING They’re Pouting Monroe’s Bookstore SPAW just won’t learn. NOTICE In case you don’t know, SPAW CASTIGATED Four scholarships totalling Attention, STEVE HORN bove subjects. He stuck closely is the Sprawling Place Across the $350 are available to UV stu- By Water, sometimes referred to as dents. On Monday at noon, students 3 the outlineof his topic, “Dem- “the mill” or “UBC”. All Bookaholics cratic Politics in 0 1man, 1woman-Victoria were entertained excellently by tate”,and it wasonly during And SPAW suffers from hallu- Unit of Army,Navy, Airforce the Political Science Forum cinations, mainly the result of a Veterans, $100 each. Avail- Monroe‘sBookstore is Featured speaker for the first he lengthy question period that as e stated the remarks repeated massive (14,500 strong) superi- able to 1st or 2nd year students Now Open with Victoria’s meeting of the (group this year ority-inferiority complex. whose fathers are veterans. was the Assistant Attorney- bove. Though his comments Largest Assortment of General of Washington State bout the electoral structure and They know they’re bigger but VictoriaWest PTA, $50. arty apparatuses of thestate they’re notsure they’re any Studentmust have attended Paperbacks. Frederick Taussend.During a better. reception held in his honour ai ‘ere worthy of consideration, V i c t o r i a West Elementary *a ney wereovershadowed by his ‘‘AS far as we’re concerned SchooL the S.U.B. and at the meetings :marks about the more widely of the forum in room P-110, Mr there’s onlyone university in Canadian Association for Our Books are Cheap Taussend showed by his stimu- nown issues. B.C.,”sa.ld an editor-in-chief of Health, Physical Education and lating and interesting coanments In short,the opening act of a campu,; newspaper. Recreation, $100. Available to and We Know Books and his miti,cism of the Wash- ne Political S’cimence Forum for And so the! ant-like society of student with major in Physical ** ingtonState electoral system nis yearwas a great success. SPAW busily scuttles over its Education or proceeding to that herewas one American whc € it is ‘continued inthe same campus talking (with the proper B.P.E. degree. 753 Yates Street ein, it is likely to add something did not believe in the faultless- tone of superiority) ,of “Victoria Applications must be made Across from the Library ness of “Columbia, the gem of 3 campus life. Moreover, if the College” and “SimonF’raser tothe Counselling Office by the ocean”. rstturnout is any indication, Academy”. Sat., Sept. 28. nere seems to be a burgeoning And thesituation will get COGENTCOMMENTS iterest in (politics, especially worse before it gets better. During the discussion period, eyond the crude local level. Take, €or example, Q story in Mr. Taussend made some cogent the afore-m’entioned newspaper comments about issues concern- SPAW spawn.s: GEORGE STRAITH LIMITED ing or interestingCanadians. “UBC will have a litt1,e sister in Among these were his commenh NUMBER September, 1965. Canada’s finest woolen shop about the coming Presidential “It will. be called Simon F’raser for men and women election south of the ,border. “If PLEASE Academy. 921 Government St. Telephone: EV 4-69 12 - EV 4-2322 Goldwater runs againstKennedy, “PremierBennett c a 11s it he’ll probably lose.However, T h e invaluable Students’ ’63-’64 something elsebecause there’s Romney seems to ;be the more Directory, version, is low being compiled fast and an election on. likely Republican candidate, as “People szy SFA will havea latest Gallup polls indicate that iuriously. In order not to have site riva.lling UBC innatural Romney should ‘carry the South :mbarrassingblanks inthe look, get your latest ’phone beauty and grandeur. and do little worse than Kennedy “They are mostly Social Cred- in the North. Of course, their lumberand address intothe Registrar‘s office at Lansdowne iters anti members of Bqaby choice will have to depend on Chamber of Commerce.” howwell Rockefeller or Gold- Jampus, or the Pubs mailbox water will do in primaries.” rt the Student Union Building. Who’s jealous? 1612 HILLSIDE AVE. EXTREMISTSCRITICIZED An ultra-modern beauty salon in Hillside Theperennial bugaboo of Phone EV 2-951 1 American politics, the Right ShoppingPlaza. Wing, cameunder shanp criti- SCOTT SHOE,S SMARTSTYLINGS WITH THEYOUNG MAN IN MIND cism ,by the visitor from the Manager-Stylist: Phone South. He cited several specific Located in Bud Bell’s Men‘s Wear Mr. John Van Amstel EV 3-722 1 cases of effects of Birchiteac- 721 Yates Street Victoria, B.C. tion on ,politics in Washington and gave an interesting summa- tion of the influence of extremist action inpolitics. Hestated, “The activity of the John Birch society (andthe whole Right Wing is meant) has had considerable in- fluence on the political arena, IN VICTORIA YOU HAVE 3 SOCIAL nobbly in shoving the area of the political middle and political debate far to theright of the CREDITVOTES. USETHEM ALL! Monday political spectrum”and illus- .. On trated this by outlining the re- volt of eight “DemocratW state congressmen against the liberal September paFty plan. 30 LIVELY QUESTION PERIOD However, the speaker did not restrict his comments tothe RETURN U. BoC. Approves THE ”Two, Nation ” Resolutions VANCOUVER (CUP)-The Students’ Council has agreed Government to seriesa of resolutions w h i c h recognize Canada (and NFCUS) as being com- SMITH Ix posed of two nations- “ Rench-speaking and Eng- II liShySpe&ing. IN * IN IN The resolutions will be sent to the coming NFCUSCon- SAANICH ESQUIMALT OAKBAY gress. RE-ELECT RE-ELECT ELECT Coumil action came after UBC VOTE brought two Fremh-Canadian spokesmen,Jean-Pierre Bour- duas and JacquesGirard, here to outline Quebec’s request. TheFrench students want a number of votes equal to the English speaking university na- SOCIAL jority on certain issues they feel are vital to the maintenance of their“rnentalite” or culturgl identification. Montreal and Sherbrooke uni- versities, the two major Quebec CREDIT members,have indicated they will secede from thenational federation if Quebec is not given these concessions. Only five of the 39 NFCUS uni- versities are in French Canada and the three other colleges are likely to follow the lead of Montreal and Sherbrooke. * If all the French universities I x I IBRUCH Ix I DrmE’NALs I x Inserted by Social Credit Campaign withdrawthere wiU be strong “ Committee. pressureson UBC and other E~lgli~h-~peUschools to I withdraw as well. Female Fighters 3 I Judo Club ROSE’S LTD. SMART GlRtS DON’T LOSE FEATHERS We carry. . . . By RITA GUSTUS belt, and as soon as he can get the standards from Tokyo; First meeting of the univer- turn ten consecutive 3 somer- there are six clubson the sity club will \be next week. UNIVERSITYOF Hol-1-1-14 it! Calm down! salts in a tank of wet noodles Island alone. About Thursday. They’re hav- Control yourself! you say you VICTORIA JEWELRY: he graduates to a yellow belt. You say you’re puny and ing trouble getting a perma- went for a drive with your boy A’fter that come the orange, nent for the noodle vat. friend after the nosh Dance? anemic? . . . well, judo is for room PINS green, blue,brown and ulti- you because the strength and Girls in the club? . . . sure And it what? . . . ended up as mately the (black belt. Fellow a wrestling match? . . . us- weight of the opponent are are. The “weaker” sexmakes RINGS as by the name of Tony Keble used against him. upabout one-third of the ual? Did you win? . . . then helps Jim cook the noodles. whatare youlosing feathers Girls and black belts? . . . fF0UP. CHARMS about? . . . oh, it’s getting more Requirements foreach belt there’s only two of them in You’re fascinated? T h e n TI E-TACS difficult? are standardizedby the B.C. Canada. They take the noodle phone Jim, EV5-5527. And uh, Say, I’ll bet you your last Blxk Belt Association. They business seriously. good luck! In Sterling Silver and tail feather you haven’t heard about UnivEc’s Judo Club . . . 1 0-carat Gold. yes, Judo Club. COUNCIL PLANS ** So you’re a girl? . . . this year SOCCER STARTSSUNDAY judo’s for gals too. FOR POSTS We have large selections Who’s instructing? . . . Jim London, president of the Vic- BIG SEASON POSSIBLE The Athletic Council plans to of latest campusjewelry. toriaJudo Club, and a ,black Extra-mural soccer action begins Sunday at 2 p.m. at hire supervisors to look after belt holder . . . no, it’s not equipment at the Gordon Head 1317 DouglasDowntown something like a tie rack. You the Gordon Head field when the Vikings take on the Navy. gym. Supervisors will be under see, a (beginner has a white Vikings had a solid if unspectacular side last season and gym attendant Charlie Bryant. could be strengthened by a number of experienced players More information can be ob- if the first division of the local league does not snap them tained from Mr. Saunders at the up soon. I placement office. Bud Men’s Wear Such stalwarts of the old ju- venile Britannia Legion team as I John Dawson, Robin Louis, Mike From the casualest to thedressiest, we have clothes Jolly, Bob MoyW and Paul Ken- BPnr VP? A.M.S. designed with the young man in mind nedy have not signed for other clubs. Ranjit Dillon says empha- 721 Yates Street Phone EV 2-951 1 tically that he will not play soc- cer this yearand has not re- signed with Victoria Wests. With a few breaks and a little SPEAKEASY COURTESY IS CONTAGIOUS--DRIVE WITH A initiative it could be a good year for soccer. What‘s a Speakeasy? It’s a general AMs meeting where Chastity? you can air your views and main- Poster in SUB: “Sign up for tain your role in ademocratic your favourite sport.” Alma Mater Society. Under thishas been placed a signin bigblack letters: * “CHASTITY”. TheMartlet suggests that Friday Noon, Lansdowne Auditorium this would be more in the re- ligiousline, or perhapstrack (Tell ’em “the big M” sent you) in C Life Britirh and field.

By the Social Credit Bleat of “SOCIAL CREDIT or SOCIALISM f*

Social Credit and the N.D.P.

are Partners in Socialism

..e OnlyBennett will NotAdmit IT!

HUGH L. HENDERSON DAVIE FULTON and HIS TEAM CAN-AND WILL -KEEP SOCIALISM OUT! IN OAK BAY ELECT

H E N D E R S O Np HUGH LARRATT I X

Inserted bv Your ProaressiveConservative Committee Sports Week .. PR.E-SSON ! By ROBIN JEFFREY World Series time is once again upon us and be the NOW IS,THE TIME TO JOIN; men of this university Dodgers or Yankees, I trust that they realize the danger which threatens from without. Willie Davis of the Dodgers was married recently and when SIGN UP FOR SOME SPORT asked where he would honeymoon his wife replied, “In New York at the World Series.” Sports Week rollsalong Sports Week Soc Hop goes Studentsare alsoencouraged merrily with new records be- Fridayfrom 8:30‘p.m. till 1:30 (and again by the dear old Ath- Now this may seem harmlessenough ’but it represents the a.m. at the SUB. There’ll doubt- beginnkg of still another encroachment by women into the field ing set for participation in letic Council) to attend the first athletics. More students have less be moreathletics at this extra-mural contest of the year (in this case the ,baseball field)of men. The Pankhurst girls began than we’ll see for the balance of this way. signed up for sports this year the year. “The Polyunsaturates” Sunday when the soccer Vikings Mind you, the idea of women playing lbaseball doesn’t bother than ever before. are the featured entertainment? tangle with Navy at Gordon me particularly.It’s deadly dull the way menplay it-women Highlight of the week so far Tickets are at thedoor; 50 cents Head. might be an improvement. has been the “Y” gymnastic dis- single, cents a couple. play and thejudo exhibition held 75 No, what really scares me is the knowlectge that this is the m the 1,ansdowne campus. The whole glorious week winds (beginning of the end for that last bastion of male maleness-the Big feature today is a“sur- up Saturday with “Intra-mural television commercial. prise smash” at the Lansdowne Day” on the Gordon Head Cam- At present, famous !male athletes stride into our living rooms cafeteria.Smashes have proved pus. Festivities begin at 1 p.m. to plug cigarettes, hair tonic, ,clothes, breakfast food and razor papular (as well as being condu- with softball, volleyball and a blades. :ive to physicalfitness) in the tug-of-war on tarp. past ard today’sshould be no Studentsare urged by the But thinkwhat will happenwhen the women take over exception. The whole “mash- Athletic Council to get out and athletics. ing” affair starts at 12:30. support the comingfunctions. Let’s look at shavingcommercials for instance. Instead of This evening the first meeting The success of the soc hop and Mickey Mantle scraping the manly whiskers from his manly chin 3f the Athletic Council (that Intraimural Day are dependent, we’ll have the 1983 all-star home-run slugger shaving her legs and :roupwe’ve all heard so much toalarge extent, on student saying, “Boy that feels good!” %bout)cakes place. support. * And what about the all-time favorite, the “greasy kid’s stuff: commercial? Picture it 20 years hence: a sweet young thing with “Bessie” long, flowing hair sits crying in the powder room (the locker room will have become the powderroom by this time). In comes an equally beautiful doll with her scarp riding low on her head. The FORBES second player has that savoir faire of the big star (she’s the kind of girl any lboy would be pleased to be asked out by-sort of the * All-American girl). The star looks at the rookie’s hair. “Are you still using that greasy kids’ stuff?” The rookie nods. “No wonder you allowed 37 hits in two innings today. Throw away that greasy kids’ stuff and (at this point the veteran doffs * her cap revealing a shiny bald pate) shave your head like I do.” Shocking? Darn tootin’. “Mike” And think too of women’s commercials-they will also change. “I dreamt I stole second base in my Maidenfom.” ‘ G.RIFFIN Or, “Buy theStrechee garter belt,girls. The only one that keeps your sweat socks wrinkle-free.” * Yes, it’s afrightening thought. This encroachment could changeour whole society. Even-and I hesitate to say this- Dear Abby. You’d get your togs dirty too if you played kiddies’ games Sample letter for 1983: “Dear Abby, I can’t lget my boy friend like this. to neck. He just won’t break- down. I’ve tried eyerything-even force-iiut he remains adamant. As a result I get all worked up * and nervous when I’m pitching and I’ve ,been (knocked out of the Rugby Boys ChangeStripes box two games in a row. Advice? Sgd. KNOCKED.” Bruce “Dear KNOCKED: Sendfor my new hooklet, Necking and English rugby is not thf are soccer, bowling, grass hockey Pitching and How Far to GO.” Inost a la mode game at thf and ice hockey. HUMBER Total cost: about $400. And finally, the ultimate in disappointments. The Dodgers win 1miversity. On the contrary the 1983 pennant on the tremendous 30-victory season of their ace 1 LOST * southpaw, Sandra Koufax.Favored totake the Series in four ugby players are sometime straight, De Bums are shocked to learn that Sandra won’t be able t;rested with disparagement Have you seen it? to ‘pipitch. Butthe rugger enthusiast! A “Victoria College’’Ale foldercontaining class cards, On September 30 She’s in the hospital. Maternity. Triplets. rleed no longer hide their headr Young men of America, don’t let this happen! Registration Admission Form, Elect All 3 . . . tn shameand dejection. The blank AMs card and material Theyhave served Victoria with P LthleticCouncil has purchased for Ed. 400 is missing. It was distinction on Local, Provincial, ELIGIBILITY RULE new armorfor the gladiators, possibly picked upaccidently Nationaland International levels. puttingthem among the best- by someone riding in Milo dressedteams the university Coldren’s car between Gordon Vote LIBERAL SCRAPPEDBY BOARD aWnS. Head and Lansdowne. If so, Inserted by Victoria Liberal Committee. Athletes will no longerhave to worry abouttheir Jerseys are blue - and - gold please call him at EV2-9689. academic standing in order to play for a university team. hooped .and made \byUmbro, the The controversialeligibility rule waswiped out of the famous English outfitters. Shorts constitution at Mond5y nii :ht’s meeting of the Athletic aredark blue and padded in Board. order to soften blows to the littledistasteful to the hockey derriere, Give Saanich a Hockey and rugby teams had ! team which has more than one ,sparked the controversy when it’ player on a three-unit basis. Otherteams with new stfip Strong Voice in appeared that they would lose!- their starplayers if the rule were the Legislature . . . enforced. Members of the two SUPPORT clubs had threatenedto leave the TURNERBUSINESS MACHINES I university team. Agents for SMITH COR3NA Their (claimwas that if players PORTABLESPECIALISTS - REPAIRS - RENTALS were refused the right to play “Special Rates for Students” IAN STEWART forthe university they would Road2303 Fernwood 384-0145 LIBERAL CANDIDATE only play foranother teaon in I the local league. I- The rulewas eliminated man- TEDPINFOLD’S Meet Him . . . Hear Him . . . Thurs. Night at 8 imously by the Athletic Board. In the past a student had to RICHMOND TEXACO SERVICE LANSDOWNE JR. HIGH SCHOOL be taking at least nine units and had to have passed his previous FREE PICK-UP and DELIVERY SUPPORTINGSPEAKER year’s courses to (beeligible. Pre- ”BOB” OSTLER vious to this anathlete could take only threeunits and was required to pay only the $3.50 athletic fee. Under the (brand new system Are we on the (ground) level?? . I, No!! (more systems here than in a Bufferin comercial) a student Inserted by Saanlch Liberal Committee. can take only three Unit8 but We’re in: must pay the fullAMS fee of $30 in order to be eligible. Since students participating in athletics receive full benefit of the athletic insurance and ami- “Serving Canadians Since 1833’> dent fund, the new fee require- ‘(For the young ment would seem to be justified. mn in the know” /I The $30 stipulation may be a I I N 3-2829 SHELBOURNE Watson’s Men’s Wear I FISH 81 CHIP CAFE 1435 Douglas Street EV 3-7025 821 Fort Street G. H. Potter 3081 Shelbourne St. Open Friday Till 9 p.m. I 8 THE MARTLET,1963 SEPTEMBER 26, Plauers’ Club \(FCUS SEMINAR Like to go to Banff? Who’s Gristophanes? Five UV students are tobe hosen to attend this year’s By DANIELO’BRIEN WCUS WesternRegional The Players’ Club needs sheer manpower. And woman- eminar at theBanff School power. 0f Fine Arts, Oct. 23-26. This year with the new Gordor Selection will be made on the headtheatre and the dynamil WBNews basis of interestin the theme core from last year’s group “I Confederation a n d Western Thespis has more scope at ViC lnformation Clanada” and academic standing. toria University than ever before C!ost to each student will /be $15 a ndtransportation will be ar- Full use has been made of thl Wanted r:anged by the Students’ Council. improved facilities to producl The general office of the SUB “The Birds”,a comic masterpiecl All applicants except Freshmen s intended to act as aninforma- a,re required to submit at least by the Greek playwright Aristo ;ion centre. However, we are hav- phanes (not to be confused witl 0ne letter of referencefrom a ing trouble: everybody wants~ f,aculty member. “Gristophanes” who has, I an lnformation but nobody is giving told, a similar work to his credit) my. Please keep US informed of Seminarspeakers have not In order to avoidconflict witl your organization’s activities if bbeen announced but further in- Christmas exams, production ha you lare interested in getting any fl ormation will be available when gone full steam ahead to putthi rind of general attendance. t:he NFCUS Chairmanreturns play on in the latter part of NO f rom the National Congress to be vember. MASTERCALENDAR We maintain, or are trying to, hteld in Edmonton the second But a ‘play is like an iceberg master calendar of events pro- TIreek of October. Nine-tenths of the work involvec grammed. If you will let us Applications must be submitted is never seen (by the audience. I know when you are planning an t’o NFCUS Chairman Paul Wil- CAR SMASH BIG HIT takes more than actors. Peoplm went we can help you by listing Uiamson before October 15. They are u-ently needed for costum It on our “Coming Events” vdl be reviewed by a local board. Students took it out on the world at the ruggah team’s ing, make-up, set design, prop board, and will also be able to I- car smash lastFriday. lighting, direction-in fact what tell you if you are going to clash For a mere pittance of25c young men not only relieved their ever your inspiration or perspira with any competing activity. If It’s FLOWERS frustrations, but the same time showed off their muscles (as such) tion ‘can yield, Aristophane CLEANER CAF PLEASE to the admiring co-eds. needs. All these positions mus In general the building has It’s BALLANTYNE’S Frosh were particularly vicious, obviously identifying the older befilled before any play, an1 survived the hectic first week model car with upperclassmen. especially this large, lively, pro Flowers for Every Occosion duction,can go onthe board: Fairlywell, most students have Then there was the professor in the Young building who was Eo-operatedwell in helpingto We Specialize in Quality and drowned out for half an hour. Experience is not required, jus keep the place tidy. However we Service When the clamour finally ceased and the professor’s voice was enthusiasm. :an do better, particularly in the allowed to driftto the back of the room, the result was most Last year’s production, “Th cafeteria. Remember we have na interesting. _. . - tableservice, please when you One fellow went immediately to sleep. Midsummer Night’s Dream,” wa a smasheroonie and showed wfin have finished coffee or lunch :bar your table so that the next the Players Club was capable oj Personfinds it the way you BULLETIN STYLUS This year will be even greater i would like to (Presumably). we get the help and support w TheStudents’ Council has CONTINUES approved a plan by the need. DevelopmentBoard payto Stylus, oldest publication on Strsvp on your buskins, kiddo- $3,300 for a mural. campus with the possible excep- It willbe done by Herbert ticInof the yearbook andthe ARISTOPHANES NEEDS YOU. Seibner on the wall of the SUB oa feteria menu, will be humming I DIAL I path. Oflf the presses again this year. *** All that’s needed is contribu- French-Canadians are talkin! ticms. about starting their own studen t’The “literary” magazine, going organization within or outside o f in to an unprecedented fourth NFCUS. , ar of publication, will be sport- *** ;: g a new format,and, editor UV students will havetheir BC )b Bell hopes, hew material. own specificarea to canvass What qualifies is any student BriefTours stressing the when theyjoin the Red wl :iting takingthe recognized locationof library Feather campaign Oct. 18. (a.hem) literary forms of the facilities will be offered *** sh.ort story, dramla, poetry or A poll will be setup in th,e al:mwst anything else the imag- during the week of ClubsRoom of the SUB on th,e in ative minds on campuscan September 23 - 27 ‘eam up. day of the provincial electior1, dr Monday through Friday Sept. 30, from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. All contributions w ill be Students registered in othe r pr omptly acknowledged, a n d at 10:45a.m. and ridings may cast their ballots at artything not used will be re- 1 :45 p.m. this special poll. turned. Self-addressed stamped *** en lvelope is NOT required. An Open House will be held Tuck your little opus under Ewing Bldg., Room 21 Bf ?ll’s name in the student mail- at the university in January at LANSDOWNE CAMPUS the time of the formal opening bc)x, or under the door of the The Blower of the Science Building. Minor Publications room in the *** S.’U. Building. 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