Pining for a Pint? Renowned Alum Men’s Water Polo Pints for the Park to on the Gauchos Hope to A Look Inside Offer Fun Festival of menu Makes-Up Hollywood the Fermented page 11 artsweeK page 8 Upset the Nation’s Best on Thursday Alumnae Bring New Life to Sushiya with SPORTS Grand Reopening page 7 News page 3 Thursday, October 13, 2016 www.dailynexus.com UNIVERSITY OF , SANTA BARBARA Isla Vista Law Enforcement Down Landlords 30 Percent for Halloween Oppose Over 250 officers were stationed in Isla Vista last year, but community Measure F efforts to “keep things local” have convinced local police to cut down Josh Ortiz County News Editor

With Election Day fast approach- ing, property owners are grow- ing wary of a new tax which they believe would create an unfair bur- den on an already difficult housing market. If approved, Measure F will impose a utility user tax (UUT) on residents for the use of water, gas, sewer, electricity and garbage. The fee will be used to partially fund a Community Services District (CSD) in Isla Vista to improve infra- structure, provide tenant-landlord mediation and institute communi- ty policing, among other services. According to Assembly Bill 3 (AB 3), the legislation outlining the Isla Vista CSD, the Santa Barbara Local STEPHEN MANGA / DAILY NEXUS Agency Formation Commission Senior midfielder Josue España evades a (LAFCO) sets the rate at which defender during UCSB’s match against Cal. the CSD may levy its UUT. LAFCO approved an eighth percent UUT in April. Nexus File Photo Along with several other I.V. Halloween weekend in Isla Vista has traditionally seen an influx in out-of-town visitors, but UCSB administration and local law stakeholders, Chuck Eckert, an Isla enforcement have launched several alternative programs to increase community volunteering and limit large student crowds. UCSB To Face Vista property provider, assembled Isla Vistans Against Higher Taxes Supriya Yelimeli Police Department, plans to post approximately “We don’t want unsafe parties, we don’t want in September to build opposition News Editor 100 officers in I.V. on Friday and Saturday, 50 people coming in from all over to cause mis- Struggling Cal toward the measure to approve the officers on Sunday and 75 on Monday, according chief,” he said. UUT, which requires a two-thirds Law enforcement agencies will reduce police to IVFP Sergeant Chris Gotschall. Because Halloween falls on a Monday this majority to pass. presence in Isla Vista by more than 30 percent on The department came to the decision after year, less activity is expected on Halloween Halloween weekend, responding to an increase in coordinating with both UCPD and UCSB adminis- Day. Gotschall said approximately 188 offi- Poly ’Stangs [ T h e t a x ] i s community volunteering over the past two years. tration. “Based on how much quieter Halloween cers were patrolling I.V. on both weekend days The University of California Police was last year, they determined that they could in 2011, the last time Halloween was on a Cal Poly Slo is currently certainly going Department (UCPD), Isla Vista Foot Patrol (IVFP) actually decrease their coverage.” Gotschall said. Monday. and the California Highway Patrol have been in “We are hoping that this is a good sign; that Ashcon Minoiefar, external vice president winless in the Big West “ to be more than talks since last Halloween to limit officers in I.V. things are more manageable in Isla Vista and on of local affairs, plans to continue alterna- during the weekend of Oct. 28 to 31. campus and the need for the presence of police tive programming from last year. Businesses with a 0-3-1 record half a burrito. UCPD has a staff of approximately 30 offi- officers is less,” Katya Armistead, dean of stu- in the Downtown District participating in cers, and 60 to 65 officers will posted in I.V. on dent life, said. “Haunt the Loop” will share candy with trick- Jorge Mercado - CHUCK eckert both Friday and Saturday, according to UCPD IVFP officers arrested less than 30 people or-treaters, and volunteers will pass out water Asst. Sports Editor Lieutenant Mark Signa. Less than 30 officers during Halloween weekend last year, down from bottles to partygoers at “hydration stations” Isla Vista property ” are expected to patrol on Sunday and Monday, over 100 in years prior, and crime is expected throughout Del Playa Drive. manager he said. to stay low this year. The department currently A.S. Program Board hosted Snoop Dogg for Having now played five conference matches this UCPD will be sourcing officers from seven has no plans to bring horses into I.V. as mounted a sold-out concert on Halloween last year, and season, and looking rather dominant in most of them, different University of California campuses to patrol units, but Gotschall said this could change this year’s headliner will be announced in the the UCSB men’s soccer team turns its attention to its One of Eckert’s main objec- supplement its staff. Officers from Los Angeles, in case of an emergency. three weeks leading up to Oct. 31. most hated and bitter rival, the green in the blue-green tions to the measure, he said, is Irvine, UC San Diego, San Francisco, Berkeley, clash, Cal Poly. its potential to increase the cost of Santa Cruz and Riverside will arrive at UCSB Santa Barbara heads into this big time match 7-5-1 living for I.V. renters. Not only will on Oct. 27 to attend a one-day training prior to overall and boasting a 3-0-1 conference record halfway renters have to pay the taxes for Halloween weekend. through the Big West season. Cal Poly hosts its visiting their own utilities, he said, but any Nearly 100 UCPD officers were present in I.V. rivals with a weary 2-7-2 overall record and a winless tax paid by landlords will be added last year, Signa said, but this year “there’s a bet- Big West record at 0-3-1. to renting costs. ter understanding within the whole community, While the Mustangs are en route to finishing its Eckert said he and many other this idea of trying to keep it safe, keep it local.” worst season since 2011 when they finished 6-9-3, I.V. property providers oppose He said initiatives like UC Isla Vista Volunteering 3-6-1 in conference, they still have shown the ability higher rent because such price Program have been “fantastic” at drawing stu- to beat top quality teams. Earlier in the 2016 campaign hikes will make their units less dents away from parties and toward local events. Cal Poly upset then No. 6 UCLA 1-0 at home thanks to “attractive,” prompting renters to Although the department hopes to gradually the senior forward Justin Dhillon’s goal early on in the look elsewhere for housing. decrease police presence by higher increments, match, in the ninth minute. In a radio show with KCSB 91.9 “we’re always kind of nervous about what’s going Since that win in late September, Cal Poly began FM in August, Yes on E&F campaign to happen,” Signa said. UCPD can call on the conference play and has yet to notch a win being shut- organizer Jonathan Abboud said Santa Barbara Police Department and additional out twice in contests at Big West South Leaders UC Riv- each person will pay between $5 to UC officers in the case of an emergency. erside and against UC Irvine this past Saturday. IVFP, an offshoot of the Santa Barbara County NO ON F p.3 Icon courtesy of Symbolon, Noun Project; SUPRIYA YELIMELI / DAILY NEXUS SOCCER p.7 Class of 2017 Gift Awarded to A.S. Food Bank Tamari Dzotsenidze After the seniors graduate in June, they tradition for over a decade, but the A.S. Reporter will be contacted through email with a president was previously the sole decision- request for donations. All collected donations maker. For the past three years, the For the past week, the Class of 2017 has will then be directed to the A.S. Food Bank. A.S. president has instead chosen three been voting on a senior gift facilitated by Though voting was done solely through options for voting, giving more seniors an UCSB First, UCSB’s philanthropy club. email in the past, this year kicked off a opportunity to get involved. Voting concluded Oct. 6 with the A.S. “voting party” with free pizza donated In previous years, the Senior Class Gift Food Bank winning a decisive victory, UCSB by Giovanni’s to increase voter turnout. has supported the Associated Students First announced Tuesday. Representatives from all three organizations Academic Resource Fund, the UC Santa A.S. President Austin Hechler chose three on the ballot attended the party to answer Barbara Community Fund, the UCSB Library organizations for the senior gift ballot, questions and offer information about their and the Student Safety Enhancement Fund. including UCSB Campus Advocacy Resources goals for the community. Voting turnout nearly doubled from last & Education and the UCSB Disabled Students Though the party started off slow at year with an all-time high of around 550 Program, but the food bank won by over 50 first, it picked up toward the end and got votes, due largely to the voting party where votes. “really busy” according to Kaitlyn McQuown, almost a quarter of the total votes were cast. The food bank began in 2011 in response co-chair of UCSB First. She said she hopes Results were released on social media to rising tuition costs. Its primary focus is the “more interactive, fun and engaging” on Tuesday morning, giving UCSB First the “ensuring friendly, confidential services to voting option will increase voter turnout, chance to notify the organizations on the UCSB students in need of food and toiletries,” and the three organizations will see an results of the vote over the weekend. A as well as offering workshops and resource increase in donations. banner announcing the winner was also JOSH ORTIZ / DAILY NEXUS referrals to students. The Senior Class Gift has been a UCSB hung by Pardall Tunnel Monday night. After graduation next June, the seniors will be contacted with a request for donations. All of these donations will then be donated to the A.S. Food Bank. 2 Thursday, October 13, 2016 Daily Nexus

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STEPHEN MANGA / DAILY NEXUS Chief Information Security Officer Sam Horowitz advises students to look out for suspicious emails being received by their U-Mail accounts, especially those that look like they come from other UCSB accounts. He says that students are more likely to trust emails from these “legitimate” accounts. SAT. OCTOBER 15 | 10AM - 2PM Josh Bevan usernames and passwords in the last late for Ashley de Leon, a first-year film The U-Mail system was blocking a UCSB Recreation Center Reporter week of September. and media studies major, whose account large number of the outgoing emails that Registration & Cashier’s Office By appointment only: (805) 893-3738 According to Horowitz, users are was locked when it became a victim to the phishers were using her account to Just after the system-wide start more likely to trust the compromised phishing. send, but it’s still unknown how many Applications & prices available at RECREATION.UCSB.EDU of National Cyber Security Awareness account when it is a real UCSB email De Leon explains that she received were actually successfully sent. Month (NCSAM), UC Santa Barbara stu- account. The result is “a continuous a high number of illicit emails inform- “First I changed my password … and dents received an email notification Oct. loop:” one account gets phished and that ing her that her inbox was too full and it worked, but then the next day I got 6 about an increase in email phishing on account is used to phish others that she needed to sign in to upgrade entirely locked out of the whole system,” University accounts. As a result, it becomes difficult to her storage. At first, she responded by de Leon said. Follow us on The email, sent by Sam Horowitz, track or prevent phishing attacks when clearing out her inbox, but after repeat- After receiving help from the I.T. the chief information security officer they are actually sourced from legiti- ed pestering, she finally submitted her department, de Leon was finally able to Facebook, at UCSB, gave tips for keeping student mate accounts. information. recover her account, and it is no longer information secure, such as how to spot At that point, students would have “I first noticed something was wrong being used for phishing attacks. Twitter and phishing attempts, suspicious URLs and to call or visit the Collaborate Student when the window disappeared after I NCSAM “emphasizes proper cyber Trojan horse attachments. Support Center to have a necessary pass- put in my information,” she said. “Then security practices through webinars, Horowitz said this latest phishing word reset on their account. According things started getting really wrong posters, YouTube videos, social media Instagram campaign was made possible by “a few to Horowitz, there’s no way to tell how about a day later when I was receiving outreach and on-campus presentations,” relatively narrow campaigns targeted many people responded to the attacks, emails from Microsoft saying that my Matt Hall, the chief information officer @dailynexus at staff” in the summer. The attack but he can confirm that it was “more emails weren’t sending. I hadn’t sent at UCSB, said. Fittingly, the first two originated when a compromised U-Mail than a rare occurrence.” any emails, and it was like 50 of these weeks of NCSAM focus directly on topics account sought to collect additional Unfortunately, the message came too coming in.” of phishing — email and otherwise. Sushiya Express, Round 2

PEI CHIAO LIN / DAILY NEXUS The Lee family has taken over the Isla Vista sushi hub with hopes of changing the public opinion of the small Japanese cuisine restaurant from negative to positive. The two daughters, Kate and Leanne, are UCSB alumnae.

Sam Dreitzer has worked at every level of preparing had to wait three to four hours. Reporter the cuisine. “We didn’t expect the line to be out This time around, Sushiya Express the door. It was a first for us,” she said. Sushiya Express has struggled with is a family affair. The decision to buy “We’re sorry about that.” quality and flavor in the past, but UCSB the restaurant was made as a family, Kate and Leanne Lee both under- alumnae Kate and Leanne Lee hope to described by Leanne Lee as their “first stand the frustration, and in the words bring new life to Isla Vista’s only sushi time doing something as a family since of both, only want to serve the highest- joint. moving from Korea 11 years ago.” This quality food possible. Kate feels ade- On Sept. 2, 2015, Yelp user Greg W. choice was a natural one, considering quately prepared to serve any Gaucho wrote the following in his review of the Lees’ experience with Japanese cui- and said she feels that “it’s harder to Sushiya Express: “Hair in the sushi roll, sine and the fact that James Lee has take care of students, but we know the come on that’s a fail.” On Nov. 1, 2015, known the previous owner for 10 years. culture.” Jane K. wrote “EEEE SUSHIYA IS SLOW, The Lees’ approach to crafting their In the future, Kate and Leanne said FOOD IS MEH, EXPENSIVE, and just customers’ experience is also quite they plan on continuing being as stu- BADDDDD.” family-oriented. According to Kate, her dent-friendly as possible. They eventu- NO ON F Sushiya Express, located at the mother “sees all of the students as her ally want to start implementing daily Continued from p.1 intersection of Embarcadero del Mar children when she’s cooking for them.” or weekly specials, and they assure and Seville Road, has reopened after The rest of the family shares this students that there are more deals to a two-month closure with an entirely passion for the food they serve and the come. Additionally, they would like to $10 per month for the UUT — “about half a Freebirds representation in the CSD board of directors despite new menu and outlook. Now under the people they serve it to, and they believe open a location in the UCen if they are burrito once a month.” not paying the UUT. According to AB 3, UCSB shall ownership of the Lee sisters and their that this passion, combined with their offered the space. Although unable to provide numbers during an appoint one member to the CSD board of directors, parents James Lee and Cindy Lee, the long-held knowledge of the food, will The restaurant will currently be interview with the Nexus, Eckert said he anticipates yet, as the financial feasibility study reports, all restaurant aims to provide sushi-loving help them bring Sushiya Express and open from 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. much higher costs as a result of a UUT. utility consumption on UCSB land would be exempt Gauchos with the high-quality fishy fix its quality to a much higher level than The Lee family is committed to giv- “It’s certainly going to be more than half a bur- from a new UUT. they crave. in the past. ing Gauchos the best possible experi- rito,” he said. Despite starting a campaign against Measure F, The changes at Sushiya go beyond Kate Lee said the quality under the ence, from the family-run approach to Eckert said the CSD will be ineffective in provid- Eckert has not come out in opposition to Measure E, the new ownership. Aside from classic sushi previous owner was not what it could’ve management to the food on the plate. ing services to Isla Vista residents. Half of the funds ballot measure to create the CSD in Isla Vista. As he put rolls, the new menu features a wide been because “he only checked once a Kate, after explaining what Sushiya raised by the tax will fund “bureaucracy,” he said. it, “one could be neutral on Measure E and still oppose range of special rolls, poke bowls and a week, and that was it.” Express was all about, said she wants Citing a financial feasibility study organized by Measure F.” few prominent dishes from the Lee fam- “We’ll be here all the time,” she said. to “show [customers] how much we The Fund for Santa Barbara in Sept. 2015, Eckert said But according to Darcel Elliott, the campaign man- ily’s home country of Korea. “We will guarantee the quality of the care about them.” there will be an annual $512,000 revenue from the ager for Yes on E&F, opposition to Measure F is still For the Lee sisters, however, all of fish because we’re eating it too.” Perhaps this has already become UUT. About half of that amount, $257,000, will go opposition to Measure E. Disapproving of the means to the food they serve is the food of home; Leanne Lee, agreeing with her sister, apparent. On Monday, Alexandra G. toward management and administration of the CSD, fund the CSD, she said, will not allow the CSD to provide they grew up eating Japanese food pre- said their fish is “restaurant quality. wrote the following on Yelp: “Sushiya leaving $255,000 for other services. all of its enumerated functions. pared by their parents, who each have If you know fish like we do, you know reopened today, and everything is such This, however, is not the only proposed means of “You can’t have E without F,” she said. under their belts about a decade of when it’s good,” she said. better quality! Even though they had a funding CSD services. UC Santa Barbara has pledged One might say that the fate of the CSD ultimately experience with Japanese cuisine. Their Addressing long wait times on really crazy opening today with a wait an annual $200,000 to the CSD for seven years. rests on the approval of a UUT at some point. AB 3 enu- father James Lee has been a sushi chef Monday and Tuesday, Leanne Lee said time of two hours, they handled it so Eckert also disapproves of Measure F merates that, if voters do not approve the UUT before for 10 years, and their mother Cindy Lee some people were frustrated that they well!” because he finds it to be unfair; UCSB can have Jan. 1, 2023, the CSD shall be dissolved as of that date. 4 Thursday, October 13, 2016 News Daily Nexus KCSB Hosts New Graveyard Shows

Deepika Chandrashekar start their day. The show is centered on the Reporter modern psychedelic music that has gained popularity at music festivals. KCSB’s newest shows are hitting the FM The music is deserving of its “galactic” airwaves, and there’s something for everyone title; many sources of influence such as world at any hour of the day. Eclectic vibes and music, sounds of nature, soul, folk and EDM quirky show names are guaranteed. have a place on Thorkelsdottir’s show. She plans to share the music’s background with Rat Meat Salad her listeners as well as wherever she found it. Nicholas Juskie, a fourth-year film and philosophy double major, will be producing Reggae his show “Rat Meat Salad,” which airs 3-5 “Riddim Wise Reggae,” hosted by first- a.m. Sunday. Juskie will be featuring punk year environmental studies major Brendan and instrumental hip hop. Describing his Abatecola, airs from 4-6 a.m. on Thursday song choices as “lo-fi and gritty,” Juskie feels mornings. Abatecola plays reggae from the music he plays has a unique gutter feel around the world and relates it to timely con- that is embodied by rat meat. troversies from such regions. Last week Abatecola spoke on police Pet Rock shootings in Southern California and plans The show “My Pet Rock,” hosted by Emily to touch on Hurricane Matthew’s impact in Valenzuela, second-year communication and the Caribbean and possibly the election, all music double major, will primarily focus through the scope of reggae music. Abatecola on music from indie rock artists such as hopes the upbeat music helps listeners start Courtney Barnett, Parquet Courts, Car Seat the day off right. Headrest, Real Estate and Delta Spirit. Airing 2-4 a.m. on Monday mornings, Valenzuela’s show will also feature music Tune Lagoon Check out dailynexus.com genres that reflect her mood at the moment, Brendan Byrne and Ricardo Addante such as indie folk, eclectic and dream pop. cohost the show “Tune Lagoon.” The two for a spotlight on the tarot Valenzuela will also share poems and stories offer music they characterize as “eclectic fire” she finds impactful. and discuss local happenings in Isla Vista. card reader camped out in The show airs from 2-4 a.m. on Saturdays. Galactic Recess Nick Geis follows the duo with his own The Arbor ready to fortell Since her show “Galactic Recess” airs at the show “The Wall.” Airing from 4-6 a.m. on early hours of 4-6 a.m. on Wednesday, fourth- Saturdays, Geis plans to fill the metaphorical your future. HARI PATEL / DAILY NEXUS year psychology major Sunna Thorkelsdottir wall, a space between two figures, with dif- Students host their own radio shows in the wee hours of the night on KCSB. Each hopes to provide chill music for listeners to ferent jams and a new theme each week. show comes with a funky name and a cool playlist, specifically selected by the DJ. BERNIE WAS RIGHT. El Congreso THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED. Protests Against ESPECIALLY IN ISLA VISTA. Columbus Day Most in Isla Vista feel they are ignored, neglected, and disenfranchised.

For 7 of the last 8 elections, the voters in Isla Vista and UCSB have been the deciding votes to elect the 3rd District’s County Supervisor. º That Supervisor, in turn, has been the deciding vote on nearly all the County’s 3-2 major decisions. º So Isla Vista and UCSB votes have a disproportionately strong influence on county decisions. º Yet, with all that political power…Isla Vista is still ignored, neglected, and disenfranchised. The entrenched political establishment plunders IV for its votes, then for the next 4 years throws º just a few pennies at IV as a political show. in·san·i·ty Doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.

STOP THE INSANITY. RILEY ESGUERRA / DAILY NEXUS Reject the entrenched political establishment. A counter-protest group set up on the other side of the Arbor from El Congreso caused students to side with protestors opposing the holiday.

Reject the busy-body, self-serving political operatives who make UCSB and IV their El Congreso organizer Lorena Josh Ortiz Alvarez confirmed her group did not political playground and squander your community’s money. County News Editor reach out to AISA about the protest. She said the event was planned too quickly You see them around all the time. Students from El Congreso de UCSB to invite students from the Native demonstrated in the Arbor on Monday American group. to protest Columbus Day and the “We should have reached out, but we celebration of a 15th century explorer didn’t want to do it so last minute out of REJECT the next establishment figurehead: JOAN HARTMANN who protesters said “enslaved” and respect,” Alvarez said. “We just decided “murdered” indigenous peoples. to create posters and bring awareness to The students protested from 11 it. It’s unfortunate that we weren’t able a.m. to 2 p.m., intermittently chanting to reach out to them.” “Fuck white supremacy; Columbus Shortly after El Congreso had set up Vote for someone who listens to YOU. is the enemy” and “Hey hey! Ho ho! its demonstration, about three students Columbus Day has got to go!” and “In from Young Americans for Freedom, Who has a plan. Who can make things happen. 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. an ideologically conservative student He raped and slayed and murdered too!” activist organization, formed a counter- “The greatest genocide ever that protest on the opposite side of the occurred in human history was right here Arbor. on this continent,” Abraham Lizama, According to Eric Lendrum, fourth- VOTE Bruce Porter for Supervisor El Congreso member and fourth-year year political science major and history of art and architecture major, founding chairman of Young Americans A political revolution for a better Isla Vista said. “What we are doing is bringing for Freedom, Columbus Day celebrates light to this currently by saying ‘Fuck the values of Western civilization in Christopher Columbus’ because he was the New World. To oppose this holiday, not a person to be celebrated.” he said, is “an attack on Western According to Lena Neuner, a fourth- civilization as a whole.” year English major and a member of the “We definitely love Western Karuk tribe, El Congreso did not reach civilization and the ideas that it out to her group, the American Indian embodies, and that’s why we’re here,” Student Association (AISA), when he said. planning Monday’s protest. This is not Despite the opposition, Alvarez said specifically the fault of El Congreso, the counter-protest “fueled” the anti- she said, but rather it points to a larger Columbus protest. systemic issue of Native Americans not “I feel like folks showed more being recognized on campus. solidarity with us after seeing the “It would have been nice to have ignorance of their posters,” Alvarez the option to be part of it,” she said. “If said. “It wasn’t until they saw the there’s a conversation about something counter-protesters that they would PAID FOR BY PORTER FOR SUPERVISOR 2016 that includes Native Americans or actually come to us and say ‘I support revolves around their culture, then you. I don’t support what’s going on their voices should be included in the on the other side. Thank you for doing narrative.” this.’” Daily NexusDaily Nexus News Thursday, October 13, 2016 5 Vista Point: The Goings-On in I.V. This Upcoming Week 6 p.m. Thursday, Oct. 13, in the IVRPD build- ing next to the I.V. Food Co-op. The board of directors regularly meets on the second Thursday of every month.

Debate The Nexus, KCSB and The Bottom Line will co-host a debate between Bruce Porter and Joan Hartmann, the candidates for Third District County Supervisor. The debate will be Thursday, Oct. 13 at I.V. Theater starting at 6:30 p.m. The debate will also air live on 91.9 FM KCSB. Courtesy of Jacob LaViolet Memorial Garden UCDC students Martin Olvera (left) and Olivia Hornstein (center-left) pose with IVRPD is having a volunteer work day Democratic vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine near the debate stage on Oct. 4. starting at 2 p.m. on Friday to upkeep the Isla Vista Love & Remembrance Garden at People’s Park. The memorial garden was built in May 2015 to celebrate the lives of those UCDC Students Win lost in the May 23, 2014 shooting. Tools are supplied, but IVRPD officials ask that volun- teers bring their own gloves. Pizza will also be provided. Tickets to VP Debate Concert in the Park The UCSB Community Housing Office, the Aly Giammanco tensions that have seized the nation,” Olvera said. I.V. Tenants Union (IVTU) and IVRPD are Reporter He personally knows several people who have had co-hosting a Kick-Off Community Concert on problems with local law enforcement, he said, Friday in Anisq’Oyo’ Park (966 Embarcadero As students filled the seats of campus lounges “such as getting stopped for no reason or singled Del Mar) from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. The event is Oct. 4 to view the 2016 Vice Presidential Debate, out because of their appearance.” for residents to interact with their property two lucky university students enjoyed an even Olvera said he found himself in agreement with providers while listening to live music from closer view of the event seated in front of the live both Kaine and Pence when it came to the issue of local bands Mellow Grass, The Real Savage debate stage in Farmville, VA. policing. Henry and The Nitwits. Landlords, managers Olivia Hornstein and UCSB alumnus Martin “Like Senator Kaine said, I do believe there is and owners from over 25 property providers Olvera, participants of the University of California some form of bias in police when they do their jobs, will be at the event. There will also be a photo Washington Program (UCDC), secured the seats which targets minorities more,” Martin added. booth, succulent planting and prize giveaways. by winning a contest to guess who the presidential “However, that is not to say that the police are nominees would choose as their running mates. ‘pigs,’ as some extremists on campus would call Columbus 40 reg Vegan Hornstein guessed one candidate correctly and them. Like Pence said, we shouldn’t be jumping to A local group called Food Not Bombs will Olvera correctly guessed both. conclusions that cops are inhuman savages.” serve free vegan food at 5 p.m. on Sunday in “I didn’t think about it too much at first since In a generation in which intense issues domi- Little Acorn Park (next to Bagel Café). Those I’ve been following this election closely for a while nate the media and serve as a central force in blah ya yay blah SIERRA DEAK / DAILY NEXUS interested in cooking can email organizers at now, but I knew both candidates have big egos influencing both nominees’ policy agendas, pro- The Nexus, KCSB and The Bottom Line will co-host a debate between Joan Hartmann [email protected]. This dinner so they don’t want anyone to overshadow them,” grams like UCDC respond by offering students a and Bruce Porter, candidates for Third District County Supervisor, tonight at 6:30 p.m. is regularly held every Sunday. Olvera said. variety of practical opportunities to become more Indiana Gov. Mike Pence is a safe pick for educated and engaged in current political affairs. ayay balha y Josh Ortiz Community Center Free Food Trump, Olvera said, because he appeals to the According to UCDC Undergraduate Programs County News Editor A meeting to discuss the future of the Isla As part of its Gaucho Food Program, IVTU “establishment,” suggesting that Trump is will- Coordinator Jacob LaViolet, the program holds Vista Community Center will be held at 5 and the I.V. Food Co-op will be tabling outside ing to work with the GOP. Olvera said he picked weekly midnight forums with speakers all over p.m. Thursday at the I.V. Clinic building. The the Pardall Center on Wednesday, Oct. 19, Sen. Tim Kaine because Kaine is from a swing D.C., including Supreme Court justices, to speak State of the Union County of Santa Barbara has already granted from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. to give away free food state (Virginia), speaks Spanish and is a former with students. The next Isla Vista Community Network zoning approval to the former church and to UCSB students. This food giveaway is regu- governor with all the qualifications to work in the “The program really does a fantastic job at meeting will be held Thursday at the I.V. bank building at 976 Embarcadero Del Mar, larly held every Wednesday. federal government “if Hillary is incapacitated.” tuning students into what is going on here in D.C., Clinic building. The meeting will run from and Third District County Supervisor Doreen “Overall, I knew the VP picks had to be people making politics a more realistic concept to grasp 11:45 a.m. to 1:15 p.m., and lunch will be pro- Farr secured a $485,000 grant in 2015 toward Voters with bland personalities but strong work resumes versus just an abstract idea,” LaViolet said. vided. Stakeholders involved in I.V. — heads its refurbishment. That amount is insufficient Community volunteers are currently work- fit for the executive branch,” he said. By providing its participants with hands-on of local nonprofit organizations, volunteers, for what is needed to fully renovate the build- ing to register 13,000 voters in Isla Vista and As deliberations ensued between Kaine and experience in conducting research and entering long-term residents, students, county rep- ing, and organizers now meet to figure out at UCSB. In years past, UCSB has been one of Pence on a variety of topics, from foreign policy internships in the heart of the nation’s capital, resentatives and I.V. Foot Patrol officers — how to acquire more capital funds. the top universities in terms of registering to gun control and women’s rights, even common UCDC aims to prepare students for their lives after will update one another on the status of voters with as many as 11,000 voters. This campus concerns made their way onto the main graduation. their respective groups. Isla Vista Community IVRPD year, volunteers hope to set a new record by stage. Olvera hopes to continue his path in politics Network meetings are regularly held on the The Isla Vista Recreation & Parks District registering thousands more for the November “I think the most salient issue that was dis- and one day become a Foreign Service Officer with second Thursday of every month. (IVRPD) board of directors will be meeting at election. 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Sean White attending and playing basketball for Saint Mary’s selection by the Boston Celtics in the 1988 NBA Sports Editor College of California from 1983-1985. Draft. In just two seasons, Shaw’s rise to prominence Including the Celtics, the former Gaucho would Relied upon as an extra pair eyes on the sideline, quickly cemented him as one of the greatest in UCSB become an NBA journeyman and play for six different helping identify and correct the miniscule mistakes history. franchises in his 16-year career. that tend to go unnoticed, it is often that the men or Shaw earned various accolades and helped the He concluded his career having played in 943 women behind the head coach are underappreciated. Gauchos become elite contenders coming out of the games and finished with averages of 6.9 points, 3.4 Usually uncaptured by the spotlight that surrounds Big West. rebounds and 4.2 assists per game. the likes of athletes and head coaches, the role of His senior season was a breakout year in which he Shaw ended his career with a 40.3 field goal assistant coaches and scouts remains a significant was an All-American and All-District selection. percentage and shot 30.4 percent from beyond the asset within the performance and communication of A two-time All-Big West player, Shaw was named arc. a team. the 1988 Big West Player of the Year after averaging With his glory days at UCSB in the distant past, For Brian Shaw, who is preparing for his first season a career-high 13.3 points and 8.7 rebounds per game the challenge of helping the talented yet primarily as the Los Angeles Lakers associate head coach, the while shooting 46.6 percent from the field. young Laker squad led by Walton awaits him. opportunity to have an immediate impact is greater His average of 6.1 assists per game ranks 10th in Although his return to coaching does not entitle with Luke Walton making his head coaching debut all-time in Big West history. head coaching duties, Shaw understands his role and this year. The Oakland, Calif. native continued his was rejoiced about the potential of the Lakers heading Making a return to L.A. after being both a player dominance standing as the only player in UCSB into the 2016 season. (1999-2003) and assistant coach (2005-11) with the history to record a triple-double, ending his career “It was only three [or] four years ago in my first franchise in the past, Shaw can be of some aid to with a total of five. opportunity as a head coach. I just look at my Walton in his first year despite amassing a 56-85 Nonetheless, Shaw is the only player in Big West responsibility as trying to make everything as smooth record as the Denver Nuggets head coach for nearly history to lead the conference in both rebounding and as possible for him [Walton],” Shaw said, “So that he two seasons. assists in a single-season. can just worry about coaching the games, diagraming While returning to the team with which he spent Never afraid of the big moment, the Gauchos’ star plays and all the things he needs to do.” the majority of his 16-year NBA career, (a total of player helped lead them in upsetting UNLV twice “Whatever fires need to be put out in the meantime, four seasons that resulted in three championships), during the 1987-88 season to end the Runnin’ Rebels’ that’s what myself and the rest of the coaching staff certainly had to be a nostalgic experience, Shaw’s 28-game home winning streak. are here for,” Shaw said. return to UCSB, his alma mater, for training camp He showed his clutch instinct prior to his senior Now three games into their preseason schedule was even more evocative as he rejoiced over his campaign as well. with a 2-1 record, the Lakers prepare to face the experience as a Gaucho. In his first year with UCSB, Shaw tallied 22 points, Sacramento Kings tonight. “It’s great [to return to UCSB],” Shaw said. “It 20 rebounds, 10 assists and three steals in a 96-78 While exhibition games during the preseason do brought a smile on my face. Just bringing back a lot victory over then No. 5 North Carolina State. not fully depict a team’s potential for the regular of memories of some of the [most] fun days of my The Cinderella story of a season continued in 1988 season, the Los Angeles Lakers definitely have a life. When you’re figuring things out when you’re in when Shaw and the Gauchos earned their first ever swagger and confidence from their young core that is college, for the first time you have this responsibility at-large bid to the NCAA Tournament. noticeable both on and off the court. of being on your own and still having to take care It was the perfect sense of closure to UCSB winning Hopefully this demeanor will be of some positive of business in the classroom without your parents a program-record 22 games. benefit as they hope to never endure the harsh hovering over you.” Shaw went on to pursue a professional career in the realities of last season’s franchise-worst 17-65 finish Shaw transferred to UCSB after two years of NBA and was drafted in the first round as the 24th to the 2015-16 season. La Cumbre archives How Klopp Made Liverpool Contenders in Less Than a Year

Ryan Burns The purchase of Georginio Wijnaldum from Newcastle also brought balance Staff Writer to the midfield with his top-class workrate and skillful distribution. Joël Matip on a free transfer and goalkeeper Loris Karius for under five mil- A year ago, the red half of Merseyside was reeling just weeks before Brendan lion pounds could eventually develop the Reds into one of the hardest teams Rodgers would be sacked as Liverpool took just 12 points from the first eight to score on as well. games of the ’15-’16 season. Their early season struggles last year were the last Matip was a first-choice center-back in FC Shalke 04’s side for nearly seven straw in what had been an extremely tough transition period after Luis Suarez years, and has played in two World Cups for Cameroon despite only being left for Barcelona. 25 years old. Karius, the 23-year-old new boy from Mainz, was voted by Five games into the next season, now led by Jürgen Klopp — a genius of Bundesliga players in a poll by Kicker to be the second best goalkeeper in the high-pressing football and a cultural icon that seems to breathe belief and hope league, trailing only world’s best, Manuel Neuer. into LFC and it’s fans — and the Reds are flying high. Liverpool is impressing Klopp didn’t completely rebuild his squad at all; in fact, he kept every core with 13 points (4-1-1) and sitting pretty in fourth, including wins at Arsenal player from last year’s team, but the additions he made were crucial. Each and Chelsea and at home to Leicester; the Premier League is as loaded as it’s one was well-considered and filled a recognizable gap in Rodgers’s version of ever been with top-four quality sides, Champions League would be a great suc- Liverpool. cess for the German in his first full season in charge. The biggest question asked of Liverpool this season has been of their ability, The former Dortmund manager was quick to implement his trademark or inability, to kill off games against the Prem’s worst sides, highlighted by gegenpress when he joined Liverpool, immediately asking his players to hunt their 2-0 loss to Burnley. in packs high up to pitch to win back the ball before attacking again with It must be noted, though, that four of the Reds’ first five games came against quick, incisive passes. Champions-League-caliber teams, and, in all three of their wins, Klopp’s men Taylor Rockwell wrote for Paste Magazine in a post explaining Klopp’s have simply looked the better team. style of organization: “In order for Klopp’s tactics to work, each player must The smiling Jurgen Klopp has put Liverpool back on the tip of people’s be capable of reading the game, understanding his specific role in any given tongues by creating a team capable of a burst of goals rivaled only by the situation, and adapting quickly in order to keep an opponent firmly under world’s superclubs. pressure.” Combined with the emotion of the Anfield faithful, the revived Reds have The problem he faced last year, though, was a team that wasn’t quite already shared what’s to come. Last season’s win against Manchester City and equipped for the rigorous style of play. His lack of depth in the back wasn’t a magical comeback against Dortmund to advance to the Europa League final suited to the high-intensity style. His midfield lacked burning pace. His were just samples of the inevitable glory to come. frontline was too thin and Daniel Sturridge suffered from injuries most of the When watching LFC play at home, the German manager has created a bond season. between players and fans that just oozes confi-dence and a belief in a club’s This summer was the first time Klopp was able to buy and sell players from project as great as what’s present at Liverpool is almost unrecognizable in mod- his squad to real effect — January isn’t the best time for a rebuild by any means ern football. The players trust the coach and the coach trusts the players. The — and the German bought perfectly. fans shouldn’t expect to win the league, but there’s plenty of rea-son to hope. He brought Sadio Mane that gives them a winger that’s proving to be one of Klopp brought two legendary Bundesliga titles to Dortmund over the the Premier League’s finest players. Before Mane arrived, Liverpool was loaded Bavarian giants Bayern Munich, etching his name in football history, but one with creative attacking midfielders in Coutinho, Roberto Firmino and Adam would be a fool to assume he’s done winning, especially with his team begin- Lallana, but lacked someone who could just blow past defenders and run in ning to look as clinical as his title-winning sides this early in the Premier behind effectively. SIERRA DEAK / DAILY NEXUS League season.

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SOCCERContinued from p.1

Hoping to take advantage of the defense has been outscored 15-8. The Ann Arbor native, third on the Mustangs’ struggles this year, the Leading the offensive charge for the team in goals with four and first on the Gauchos will look to sweep their bitter, Mustangs this season has usually been squad in game-winning goals with three, green rival for the first time since 2006 Dhillon, who scored six of the team’s put on spectacular performances against when they won both matchups by an eight total goals. The senior forward has the Anteaters and Matadors last week identical score of 2-0. Coincidentally, had a brilliant career thus far as his goals and is worthy of being named Big West that season was the last — and only (14), game-winning points (39) and shots Offensive Player of the Week for the first — time Santa Barbara won an NCAA (134) are all tied for second most among time in his career. championship after defeating UCLA 2-1 active Big West players, while his assists The rekindling of this rivalry always in the title match. rank third (11). makes the fall season of sports that much All-time, UCSB dominates the series Blocking the net for Cal Poly all sea- more memorable. Last year at Cal Poly, against Cal Poly 45-18-8 and 22-7-6 son has been junior Eric Kam, who, the game was sold out with a max capac- during the Vom Steeg Era. However, after shutting out No. 6 UCLA, was ity crowd of 11,075, while the matchup at last year the Gauchos went 0-1-1 against honored with his first career Big West Santa Barbara’s Harder Stadium had the the Mustangs and over the last five sea- Men’s Soccer Defensive Player of the second largest campus crowd in NCAA sons have gone 3-4-3 in the previous 10 Week. This season the goalkeeper has history with 14,919 spectators. matches, with the two teams tying in one played well, registering 27 saves on the With 13 of the 19 largest crowds being of the two games in each of the last three season while surrendering 11 goals in courtesy of UCSB-Cal Poly matchups, it seasons. nine matches. is clear that not only do the players love Last season, Cal Poly won its home In order to pull off the sweep, the this rivalry, but the fans of NCAA soc- match 3-2 in a crazy double overtime Gauchos will need to be able to rely on cer, current students at their respective game, with now senior defender Kody key pieces who have been solid all season, schools and alumni do as well. Wakasa delivering the golden goal in such as junior midfielder Kevin Feucht, The Gauchos are set to face Cal Poly in the 103rd minute. Wakasa was named to who leads the team in goals scored and the first of their two matchups Saturday, the Preseason All-Conference Team, has points and is second in game-winning Oct. 15 at 7 p.m. at Alex G. Spanos put through one goal — good for second goals (2). Stadium. best on the team — and has been solid Another solid performer this year has All stats included are up to date as of STEPHEN MANGA / DAILY NEXUS in the back end this season, although the been junior forward Ahinga Selemani. Oct. 12, 2016. Since opening play, the Gauchos’ four-match unbeaten streak currently sits at 3-0-1. Gauchos Hope To Take Advantage of Faltering Competition

Liam Bailey State and UC Irvine despite taking each to four sets. the weekend. Staff Writer UCR will face Cal Poly on Saturday, and —with that Junior outside hitter Chanel Hoffman is not far behind being the first of two opportunities to reverse the disap- her with 3.41 kills per set. The UCSB women’s volleyball team will face off pointing start to its conference schedule — it is plausible Her performance thus far has been a steadying force against the bottom two teams in the Big West in UC the Highlanders will be prepared and determined to earn for a team that has fluctuated between highs and lows Riverside and Cal State Fullerton this weekend. victories as the underdogs. this season. Sitting in fourth place in the conference standings, the UCSB’s Saturday opponent, Cal State Fullerton, is Moreover, redshirt freshman Hannah Juley has been Gauchos hope to take advantage of playing below .500 coming off a loss to UC Davis that dropped the Titans’ one of the most productive setters in the league. opponents in order to avoid splitting their matches for record to 1-3 in conference play. She’ll look to improve her already stellar average of the second straight weekend. The Titans boast a strong line of outside hitters, with 9.84 assists per set closer to the double digits this week- Friday’s match in Riverside will pit the Gauchos, five averaging more than a kill per set. Sophomores end. 11-7 overall, 2-3 in conference play, against a 5-11, 0-4 Shimen Fayad and Madeline Schneider lead the group UCSB’s libero, sophomore Emilia Petrachi, continues Highlanders squad looking for their first conference win. with 3.42 and 3.17 kills per set respectively, forming a to reign supreme in the conference with 4.54 digs per set Riverside’s offense is led by freshman outside hitter duo the Gauchos will have to watch out for all Saturday and ranks third in total digs at 277. Mickayla Sherman, who averages 2.88 kills per set, and evening. The Gauchos have the pieces, the coaching and the junior middle blocker Meg Graham following behind her Fayad also cleans things up on defense for the Titans, attitude to still make some serious noise this weekend with 2.00 kills per set. as her team-high 197 digs leads both of the teams’ defen- as they have consistently stuck with teams even in their The duo has racked up 293 kills so far this season. sive specialists, though freshman libero Madisen Babich losses. Graham holds a hitting percentage of .268, the highest leads the team in digs per set with an average of 3.25 to With two wavering opponents, UCSB will look to on her team, and has committed only 39 errors on the Fayad’s 3.08. build some momentum in hopes of improving their season. Freshman setter Rachel Hall leads the Titans with 500 record to above the .500 mark. Helping set up the pair of outside hitters with scoring assists on the season, averaging nearly eight per set at At this point in the season, Santa Barbara has already opportunities is sophomore setter Chelsea Doyle as she 7.94, followed by senior libero Precious Manu, who has surpassed last season’s program-low of seven overall has racked up 8.72 assists per set and will enter Friday registered a total of 166 assists and 5.72 per set. wins. If UCSB can manage to win at least one match this with 1,277 assists on the season. The Gauchos will attempt to build off their mixed weekend, it will have another conference win to add to Most notably, she has 22 service aces, a mark that weekend after again displaying flashes of the full poten- its record which will tie the team’s other program-low of ranks fifth in the Big West. tial that was expected to occur all year. three Big West victories in 2015. After a 5-7 finish in their nonconference schedule, the After redshirt freshman outside hitter Lindsey Ruddins The Gauchos will travel to Riverside this Friday, Oct. STEPHEN MANGA / DAILY NEXUS Highlanders have lost each of their Big West matches. played in all three sets against Cal Poly, the team is hope- 14 to play the Highlanders at 7 p.m. at the SRC Arena. UCSB currently sits at 11-7, 2-3 in Big West play. It has They were swept in dominant fashion by Hawaii and ful she’ll be able to sustain her average of 4.12 kills per Their road trip will continue at Fullerton on Saturday, surpassed last season’s overall program low of seven. came up short against Cal State Fullerton, Long Beach set — which ranks second in the conference — through Oct. 15 to take on the Titans at 7 p.m. at Titan Gym. UCSB Hopes To Avenge Loss

Antonia Bird Last season, UCSB dominated Cal both men and women’s soccer, not Staff Writer Poly at home, shutting out the Mustangs only because of their close proximity to 4-0. This year, the Gauchos will have each other, but also due to the level of Starting this Thursday, the UCSB to face them on the road, which could competitiveness seen throughout each women’s soccer team will face two chal- be a difference maker; dealing with the match. lenging tests in the Big West Conference, atmosphere of the Blue-Green rivalry is The Mustangs come into Thursday’s preparing for games that could either always a challenge in itself. game ranked just below the Gauchos in make or break its season. The Gauchos The Gauchos have played 13 games the conference standings with an overall will enter their matchups 10-2-1 overall, so far this season and have scored a total record of 6-8-1 and a conference record 1-1 in conference play which currently of 25 goals off of 166 shots. In addition, of 1-3. has them tied for sixth-place with UC UCSB has accumulated 24 assists, 92 Cal Poly has scored a total of 16 goals Davis in the league standings. corner kicks and seven shutouts. this season off 151 shots. The Mustangs This weekend’s series will start with A large contributor on assists has been have also put together 78 corner kicks one of the most anticipated games of the sophomore midfielder Maddie Gibson and three shutout wins. season: UCSB vs Cal Poly. The Gauchos with five. Gibson has also netted two A standout player on the Mustang will then finish with a game against Cal goals on the year. Overall, the sopho- roster is sophomore forward Caitlyn State Fullerton on Sunday. more is a versatile player who makes Kreutz. She leads the team in both Santa Barbara will hope to shake off a strong presence on the field for the goals and assists with four and three last Thursday’s tough 1-0 overtime loss Gauchos. respectively. Kreutz earned All-Big West Daily Nexus File Photo to Cal State Northridge. Complementing UCSB’s offense as Freshman Team honors last year after Despite coming off a loss, UCSB well is sophomore midfielder Sydney scoring a team-high seven goals. remains confident in its preparation and Magnin who has started every game so Adding to the Mustang attack up will not change much in its game plan. far this season, taking a total of 15 shots. front are freshman forward Jessica No. 7 Gauchos Aspire To “Cal Poly and Northridge play similar While Magnin has only scored one goal Johnson and sophomore midfielder systems and styles,” Head Coach Paul and has two assists, she does a consistent Stephanie Magellen. Stumpf said. “We will make only a job of applying pressure, which makes a Both players each have a pair of goals couple adjustments, and just try to do difference in breaking down an oppo- and assists. Johnson plays slightly more Upset Top-Ranked UCLA what we do better. Giving up only one nent’s defense. of an attacking role with 17 shots fired goal is a pretty good defensive perfor- Other key players for the Gauchos over the course of the season. Magellen mance, but I think we could have been who have provided consistency over the has a total of 13. a little clearer with our touches on the course of the season are junior for- Following Thursday’s rivalry game, Jorge Mercado years’ MPSF championship, to score while allowing eight goals. In his nine ball, made a few better decisions with ward Amanda Ball, who leads the team the Gauchos will take on the top seed in Asst Sports Editor double digits in a single game. starts this season, the senior has tal- the ball,” he added. with nine goals, sophomore midfielder the conference, Cal State Fullerton. The During that span, Santa Barbara lied 46 saves surrendering 51 goals. The Gauchos will look to alter recent Mallory Hromatko, who has four, and Titans come into Sunday’s match with a After holding on to a big victory at and UCLA have met only once, last Of course, pulling of an upset history when facing their Central Coast freshman forward Shaelan Murison, 6-8 overall record and a 3-1 conference Pepperdine last week, the No. 7 UCSB year in a conference game that saw the of this caliber is no easy feat when rival on Thursday considering the fact who also has four. record. men’s water polo team comes home for overwhelming favorites win 9-4 at the considering the players Santa Barbara that in the last five years, the Gauchos The Blue-Green rivalry has become Over the season the Titans have a quick nonconference match against Bruins home pool. will face on the other side of the pool. have only defeated the Mustangs twice. one of the most attended games for scored a total of 15 goals off of 141 shots the top team in the country, No. 1 The last time UCSB defeat- Offense has certainly been a focal and have accumulated 62 corner kicks. UCLA. ed UCLA was in 2012 during the point this season for the Bruins as They’ve finished with two shutout wins. The Gauchos host their opponents Southern California Tournament, they have outscored their opponents The Titans have three junior forwards boasting a 8-4 overall, 1-0 conference which was located in Santa Barbara, 263-96 in its 19 wins this season. who have contributed three goals each record. They have yet to lose a home 11-10. Before that big victory, it had Five players for UCLA have scored this season, and can pace the Fullerton game this season, defeating both UC not defeated the Bruins since October over 20 goals during this campaign attack. San Diego and Occidental College in of 1992. In fact, all-time the current with the highest scorer being senior Tala Haddad leads the team with mid September. No. 1 team in the country has domi- attacker Patrick Fellner with 27 shots three assists and 11 shots on goal. She While Santa Barbara has certainly nated Santa Barbara 100-17-1. going through the back of the net. has made a big improvement since her had a solid year thus far, it’s noth- With this matchup set to take In the cage, the Bruins have been sophomore year when she was a key sub- ing compared to the year UCLA is place at Campus pool, the Gauchos, stellar as well thanks to senior Garrett stitute for the Titans. having. Currently the Bruins are a with the help of a thunderous crowd, Danner. The goalkeeper has been a Sarah Fajnor has assisted on two goals perfect 19-0 on the season and are might be able to pull off one of the consistent force since his freshman this season and has taken a total of five in the midst of an astounding 52 biggest upsets in UCSB sports history. year when he became UCLA’s first shots on goal. Maribell Morales, the game winning streak, the new NCAA In order to do so, Santa Barbara MPSF Newcomer of the Year, and third link, has yet to assist on a goal but record which was just broken this past will need to rely heavily on senior util- most definitely a key component in has scored two game-winning goals so Sunday in their win over 15-8 win ity Reed Cotterill and junior attacker the 52 game winning streak. far this season. over UC Davis. Shane Hauschild. Both players scored Last year, his 21 saves against Cal While the Gauchos have two very 2015 was certainly a busy year four goals in their match against led them to a close 12-11 victory in competitive games coming up, there for the Bruins as they went a perfect Pepperdine last weekend, and for the MPSF championship game, and is no doubt that they will be prepared 30-0 en route to a conference cham- Cotterill it was his second four-goal over his first three full seasons he has physically and mentally. pionship and their second straight performance of the season. never allowed more than 150 goals in “I think we happen to have a pretty NCAA championship. They were also Cotterill currently leads the team a single season, and was an amazing quality group of young women in our winners of the NorCal Invite and the in goals with 23 and total points with 6.10 goals allowed per game average. program,” Stumpf said. “They are not SoCal Invite. 28 while his junior teammate ranks Certainly this is the classic David only good soccer players, but they are Having not lost a match in a third in goals with 17 and second in vs. Goliath matchup setting up to good people. They are committed to bit under two years — 692 days to total points with 21. Other key play- take place today, but the possibility of our process, and have been consistent be exact when they face off against ers include sophomore driver Boris an upset still happening sure makes performers all year long.” UCSB — it certainly will be no easy Jovanovic, who is tied for first on the it worth going to see the match. Even The Gauchos will take on the Cal feat for the Gauchos to be the first team in assists with 12 along with with a valiant effort, there will cer- Poly Mustangs Thursday, Oct. 13, 7 team to hand them their first loss. The senior attacker Mitchell Hamilton. tainly be a lot UCSB can take from p.m. at Alex G. Spanos Stadium. They reigning National Champions have Defensively, the Gauchos have this game against the No. 1 team. STEPHEN MANGA / DAILY NEXUS then will host the Cal State Fullerton won their last 52 matches by outscor- been led by goalkeeper Liam Lenihan. Santa Barbara takes on UCLA at Junior forward Amanda Ball is tied for the conference lead in goals scored Titans on Sunday, Oct. 16, at 2 p.m. at ing their opponents 700-278 and have In his last start at Pepperdine, he 3:30 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 13 at with nine this season. She also ranks second in the Big West in points (19). Harder Stadium. only allowed one team, Cal in last racked up five saves and one steal Campus Pool. 8 Thursday, October 13, 2016 Artsweek Daily Nexus ARTSWEEK The Life Behind ‘Lifeforms’

Daniel Gitlin mate with actors and production as the to them has become “a family experience.” Reporter director or cameraman, sometimes more Westmore released some good news: fans The quiet tension was palpable as the so. have another three seasons of “Faceoff” to intrepid first guests trickled into the “The makeup artist is always on set, which they can look forward. spaciously small UCSB Art, Design, & sometimes looking through the same cam- While Westmore’s legacy spans over 80 Architecture Museum, accosted by the gro- era as the cinematographer,” Westmore movies and television shows, encompass- tesque and jagged faces of monsters from explained. ing the likes of “Rocky,” the “Munsters” beyond the stars. Alien faces leered with The artist’s job involves a close and and “Raging Bull,” his family’s work in the eyeless sockets as patrons braved this bold vigilant monitoring of actors for signs of Hollywood makeup industry offers some new world, a chaotic and perhaps night- sweat, costume degradation or any other of the most prolific contributions to the marish universe conceived in the mind mishap during filming. history of Hollywood. of an otherwise affable and unassuming For “Star Trek” fans (aka Trekkies, or Beginning with Westmore’s grandfa- genius. Trekkers to some purists), being so up ther George Westmore, who founded the The architect of this madness is Michael close and personal with the creative pro- first movie makeup studio in Hollywood, Westmore, who stood, benevolently mild, cess was “surreal,” according to born-and- the Westmore family has been involved to the left of the entrance in a corner raised Trekkie Nadine, a freshman study- with movies as influential as “Gone With surrounded by the cybernetic arms and ing biology. Getting to “[see] how this the Wind” and created creatures as noto- blinking eyes of the hellish Borg. Walking stuff is made” became a near-overwhelm- rious as the Hunchback of Notre Dame among the gnarled faces of Cardassian ing experience. and the Creature From the Black Lagoon. soldiers and Klingon warriors coexisting Local Trekkie commitment was liter- The Westmore name is so ingrained into in lifeless harmony, an appreciation for ally visible in the quantity of “Star Trek” Hollywood that stars such as Elizabeth the spatial complexity of the sculpting themed apparel strolling through the Taylor coddled Mr. Westmore as a child, involved in the creation process dawns on exhibit, including a fully dressed Uhura. while Sylvester Stallone and Robert DeNiro the viewer. The line to speak with Westmore became became family friends. Foam latex molds and sketches of alien saturated by avid fans yearning to con- A UCSB alumnus, Westmore began his facial features adorned the walls of the vey their love of the show and its role studies as a fine arts major, hoping to exhibit. Full head casts of Sir Patrick in their development. Countless pictures diverge from the movie-making sculpting Stewart, who played the levelheaded were snapped with the man responsible for that surrounded his childhood by becom- Captain Jean-Luc Picard in “Star Trek: The the foodstuffs of so many of their young ing an educator. With heavy training in Next Generation,” rested beside a display imaginations. the arts, Westmore soon decided to pursue detailing the drawing-board evolution of But the generational gap presented no what he found to be his passion, art his- an alien nose. problem, as young fans of both “Star Trek” tory, with the hopes of museum curation, The latter half of the exhibit was devot- and Westmore’s successful game show archaeology or professorship. ed to the creative processes behind movie “Faceoff” also waited to converse with the Invariably, he ended back in Hollywood makeup, particularly the application of familiar artist. A gaggle of freshmen with for a movie production internship with his CAMPBELL NOLAN / DAILY NEXUS these often impossible designs to the skin nominal connections to either “Star Trek” uncle, Bud Westmore. Finding a mentor in and faces of actors. or Westmore’s other extensive works were John Chambers, another of the most influ- of his forefathers, even becoming involved A small Q&A session led by Ryan fol- According to Westmore, the makeup giddy with admiration at meeting the man ential makeup artists in movie history, with the CIA in a project involving fake lowed the film. Questions focused pri- profession allows the artist to be as inti- behind their favorite show, something that Mr. Westmore held fast to the profession identities and disguises. marily on “First Contact” and Westmore’s The evening continued as the UCSB more famous works, including his inter- Pollock Theater presented a 20th anni- actions with stars like DeNiro and Bette versary screening of one of Westmore’s Davis. Though much was said of the busi- more famous Star Trek movies, “Star Trek: ness aspect of the art of movie makeup, First Contact.” While the theater was not Westmore did offer advice to aspiring packed, a vibrant population of Trekkies artists, drawn from his personal experi- arrived to show their support. ence as well as his role as a guide for art- With a few opening words from Westmore ists navigating the modern industry on and Pollock Theater director Matthew his show “Faceoff.” “[In today’s world] you Ryan, the audience delved straight into have to go to school, in order to be com- the heat of a zero-g spaceship battle above petitive and to know what you’re doing. Earth’s atmosphere. Enthralled in the voy- The training offered in school is highly age of the Enterprise and her crew, UCSB recommended.” students and locals alike were shown the Westmore touched on his training, complexity and otherworldly craftsman- which involved classical makeup (i.e. ship of the Westmores’ makeup work in beauty work) and an emphasis in sculpt- creating both the cybernetic Borg menace ing. and the Federation allies (the likes of Data Westmore’s exhibit, Lifeforms, is open the android and Warf the Klingon). until Dec. 4. The exhibit will reopen As the credits rolled, a healthy ovation after a winter hiatus until April of 2017. surrounded the appearance of Michael Admission is free for UCSB students with Westmore’s name. valid ID.

WILLIAM EMMONS / DAILY NEXUS Westmore Chats with Pollock Theater director Matthew Ryan about his life and career. The artist graduated from UCSB in 1961.

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CAMPBELL NOLAN / DAILY NEXUS Xindi-Reptilian hands designed by Westmore from 2001’s “Star Trek: Enterprise.” Daily Nexus Artsweek Thursday, October 13, 2016 9 Director of Sundance Hit Hits Magic Lantern Writer-director Daniel Scheinert shares info about The Paul Dano/ Daniel Radcliffe festival darling with I.V.

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SOPHIE SHAWVER / DAILY NEXUS Attendees participated in two dances, Garba and Dandiya. According to event DJ Soham Tikekar, the dances can “get very complicated, but we tried to keep it simple. People picked it up well by the end of the night!”

Tamara Luechinger screening of the film. Second-year Erin Sim remarked, Reporter “It was so interesting to see how their style translated from the music videos to the big screen. It was obvious IASB & Dhadkan Dance UCSB’s local Isla Vista Theater was bustling with some of their previous work influenced the movie, film students and other movie goers on Friday eve- especially in terms of the special effects.” ning as they eagerly awaited the commencement of the Following the screening, Scheinert climbed onstage screening of “Swiss Army Man.” For only $4, the event, as T. Rex’s “I Love to Boogie” blasted through the speak- hosted by UCSB’s Magic Lantern Films, boasted a night ers of the auditorium. He explained that he “drove down for Navratri in the Hub of tasty snacks, interesting trivia, themed prizes and, from L.A. with a bunch of [his] friends with that song most importantly, an appearance by Daniel Scheinert, on repeat throughout the whole trip,” and expressed one of the directors of the film. The event delivered, his newfound distaste for it. During a Q&A session, he The India Association of Santa Barbara teamed up with with an arsenal of buttery complimentary popcorn at mentioned that the film contained many musical inside UCSB Dhadkan to musically celebrate the festival the entrance, a plethora of film posters and a swiss army jokes much like that one, including a ballad rendition of knife ready to be given away to lucky prize winners. “Cotton Eye Joe” performed by the directors’ friends, Isaac Mikulski sang along, swayed and moved about. Upon stepping into the screening area, the first sight was Manchester Orchestra, and the frequently hummed Reporter The festival of Navratri originates from a mythological that of the night’s special tune of Jurassic Park. “I story in which a powerful demon is fought by guards over guest, who looked nearly always hum that or ‘Kiss Traditional Indian music, synchronized dancing and the the course of nine days. The demon is finally defeated on the indistinguishable from the During a Q&A session, from a Rose,’ by Seal, clinking of wooden instruments filled the Hub last Saturday ninth evening. This victory is one of good over evil, which college students who sur- [while working with night. This event was a celebration of an Indian festival is the predominant concept in the myth. The celebration rounded him, chatting to a [Scheinert] mentioned that Kwan],” Scheinert joked. known as Navratri hosted by the India Association of Santa is one of the largest in India and customarily occurs over large group of curious and the film contained many mu- The audience was Barbara, a graduate student organization. The night began the course of nine days, like the nine-day battle. Neighbors attentive viewers. graced with tidbits of with an invocation followed by the provision of tasty tradi- assemble every evening to dance communally to traditional “Swiss Army Man,” sical inside jokes... including trivia, including how the tional foods such as samosas and fried rice. During this time, music and arrive dressed for the occasion, as was the case at which premiered at appearance of a fictional children from the community danced while the adult patrons the Hub. Regarding the festival in general and its recreation Sundance Film Festival a ballad rendition of ‘Cotton creature in the film came ate. The remainder of the event was devoted to the dance here at UCSB, India Association of Santa Barbara President in January, follows the Eye Joe’ performed by the di- to be. “Daniel Radcliffe’s styles known as Garba and Dandiya and the final portion con- Puneeth Chakravarthula noted, “It’s a way of socializing with story of Hank, played by bodyguard dressed up as sisted of dancing to popular Bollywood music. the community and also celebrating this festival.” The India Paul Dano (“Little Miss rectors’ friends, Manchester Bigfoot one day and just Garba is an Indian dance form that is used to celebrate Association of Santa Barbara hosts three other major events, Sunshine” and “Love and ran in the back of shots,” Navratri in the western portion of India and was the first including Diwali on Nov. 12. Indeed, Saturday’s celebration Mercy”), who is stranded Orchestra. Scheinert revealed. And style at Saturday’s event. For this dance, a fair portion of was a lively experience for all participants. on a desert island. He dis- when asked where the the crowd assembled in a circle and slowly rotated about the Regarding his organization, Chakravarthula said, “We covers a corpse named Manny, played by Daniel Radcliffe multitude of fart sounds littered throughout the movie middle of the dance floor. Dancers moved by stepping for- are … trying to create that kind of symbiosis between these (of Harry Potter fame), whose body has special powers. were obtained, he chuckled, replying, “I guess it’s kind ward and to the right and then forward and to the left; with two groups, you know: the ones who want to learn about Hank manipulates Manny’s powers, which consist of a of illegal, but we actually took tracks from this video each cycle of steps, they gradually moved to the right, causing [Indian culture] and the ones who want to … connect with number of odd bodily functions, to navigate their way online called ‘101 Real Farts’ … We wanted the farts to the rotation of the circle. Moving within the circle were other their roots.” That goal was deeply felt at the event; it was very back home. Throughout their hilarious and heartfelt be unique, because every one was supposed to be a char- attendees who danced more freely. Later on, the stepping was enjoyable, both to those long familiar with Navratri and those journey, Hank teaches Manny what it is like to be alive acter development moment.” As the audience roared replaced with regular arm swaying toward the center of the who were just discovering it. and Manny reminds Hank of what it is like to not be with laughter, he expressed his hopes that “someone will circle before the Garba style transitioned into Dandiya. alone. recognize their own fart in [the] movie.” Dandiya is also a style of dance that is used to celebrate The movie thrived off of its disarming and offbeat One audience member commended Scheinert on Navratri, but unlike Garba, it is practiced in the northern The energy and vibrance of humor, in a series of uncomfortably funny moments the impact of the film, explaining that they had got- part of India. For this portion of the event, participants were in which Manny attempts to understand and adapt to ten up to go to the bathroom during the middle of the given two wooden dowels, as they are an integral constitu- Gujarati music and dance the conventions of the world. Yet, it displays a vulner- movie, but upon seeing “everyone in pure awe, laughing ent of the dance. For Dandiya, people formed two concentric able, raw human connection between Dano’s lonely and and smiling” they rethought their decision. Scheinert circles, with those making up the outer circle facing those of “ during the time of Navratri undeniably relatable Hank and Radcliffe’s compassionate alluded that the film’s creation process was similar: hard the inner one. The outer circle rotated around the inner circle, corpse. to abandon. He advised aspiring filmmakers to “make while each individual person clicked sticks with the person is something the Santa Bar- The film was written and directed by Scheinert and sure your movie is fun to make,” and to treat it like “a opposite them. They clicked the two sticks with one another his creative partner Daniel Kwan, who, together, call therapy project.” individually and then clicked them a third time before mov- bara community looks for- themselves The Daniels. This is Scheinert and Kwan’s The evening ended in a way left up to individual ing on to the next participant. This energetically continued in first feature film. However, the two previously garnered interpretation, much like the film did, when Scheinert time with the Dandiya music until giving way to the still more ward to all year. internet fame through their innovative music videos for was asked what the point of “Swiss Army Man” was. lively Bollywood songs. artists such as Foster The People and The Shins. One of Implying it was a reflection of his and Kwan’s journey In the final portion of the event, people danced enthusias- - soham tikekar their more terrifically absurd videos, created for Lil Jon’s as filmmakers, he added, “It’s sort of about how we all tically in large and small rings, as well as in separate groups. song “Turn Down for What,” was even played before the make up movies in our head.” The popularity of the pulsating music was evident, as people ” 10 Thursday, October 13, 2016 Science & Tech Daily Nexus SCIENCE & TECH The Anti-Resistance: UCSB Chemist Irene Chen Explores Alternatives to Antibiotics

ber of factors, including the overuse of antibiotics and the lack of new drug development by the pharmaceuti- cal industry. Although bacteriophages may not be a replacement for antibiotics, researchers like Chen are currently investigat- ing their potential functionalities in targeting bacteria. Phage therapy works by infecting host cells with lytic bac- teriophages to treat bacterial infections, and they have no adverse effects on human health. A phage is composed of an inner core of nucleic acid wrapped in a protein coat; the basic features of a phage include a head (capsid) and a tail. A part of the protein capsule recognizes a distinct bacterial host, though the exact receptor that it binds to differs depending on the phage and the bacteria. Nature offers an unlimited supply of phages, and each strain is highly targeted to specific bacteria. After the bacteriophage attaches itself to the host’s cell wall, the phage injects its DNA (or RNA) into the bacteria, usually passing Courtesy of aft.com nucleic acid through the hollow tail tube. The genetic information An entire pipe system like the one pictured above is capable of being replicated in the commercial version of AFT that gets transferred into the bacteria co-ops the machinery of the Fathom. As students never work with complex systems like this, the student version of the software models up to 12 pipes. bacteria to potentially produce many more phages. At this point, one of two cycles can occur: the lytic or the lyso- genic cycle. The lytic cycle will allow for the rapid production of phages, resulting in lysis of the cell wall and infection of other bacterial cells. UCSB Alumnus Adapts During the lysogenic cycle, the phage’s DNA becomes integrated within the bacterial chromosome, combining to form a prophage. Once the bacterium reproduces, its daughter cells will carry po- tential phage production. Pipe Flow Software to “We know that phages have been able to overcome bacterial resistance for billions of years. That they’ve survived and lived Courtesy of Irene Chen alongside bacteria for that long suggests that if the bacteria de- Irene Chen’s lab’s purpose is to understand biomolecular design velop resistance to a particular phage we’re using, then we could and evolution. Her lab studies the principles of emergence and hasten the evolution of the phage to overcome the bacterial resis- Engineering Student Needs evolution of biomolecules by combining experiements and modeling. tance,” Chen said. Chen’s current research focuses specifically on microbial se- Kelly Shi quencing to search for genes that may be useful in fighting bacte- Stephanie Pernett Walters researched this idea and found that no one else had Reporter rial infections. The system of interest is skin wounds, which allows Science Editor made a program to do what he wanted, so he decided to in- her to directly apply a phage into a wound, like in a dressing or an vent the software that would do the necessary calculations. Bacteriophage therapy is making a crucial comeback this ointment. A computer software program that is used in engineering Initially, he did not have the intention to start a company century as the emergence of antibiotic-resistant bacteria “Phages have a lot of potential advantages as a therapy over con- industries is now available to students attending U.S. univer- with his software. Working and developing his software was jeopardizes the efficacy of antibiotic treatments. Prior to the ventional antibiotics because you can imagine giving a relatively sities for the price of $10 a year. Trey Walters, UCSB alumnus a hobby to him. discovery of antibiotics, bacteriophages, or tiny viruses that small dose, which will increase as they propagate on the host, and and now president of pipe flow modeling software company, “I taught myself the program Visual BASIC and then, in kill bacteria, were commonly used to treat bacterial infec- effectively produce a higher level than what you applied,” Chen Applied Flow Technology (AFT), served on the development September of 1993, the company I was working at had lost a tions. said. team that took their software and adapted it to student needs. contract and interesting work dried up. So, I decided to take However, the century-old practice of using phage therapy She hopes to find the presence of phages in wounds that heal to The software, known as AFT Fathom, is a fluid, dynamic my hobby and give it a name, called it Fathom, and start a was largely abandoned by the Western scientific community further pinpoint phage species. The next step would involve clon- simulation software that engineers use to calculate pressure company, which is Applied Flow Technology,” Walters said. after the effective pioneering of antibiotics. Today, growing ing those genes into a well-understood phage to make a hybrid drop and flow distribution in liquid and low velocity gas pip- Walters started this company with the idea of being a pio- trends of antimicrobial resistance suggest that major health phage for laboratory manipulation. ing and ducting systems. As systems in industries contain neer in software for pipe flow calculations on Windows. Their issues may resurface if possible methods are not explored. “There are definitely some important problems in our life- hundreds and thousands of pipes, AFT Fathom is useful when first location was in the basement of Walter’s home. “Because of the urgency of the problem, I think it’s impor- time, like climate change, and I feel that antibiotic resistance is it comes to pipe sizing, pump sizing and selection, simulation “All good companies start in a basement or garage. We actu- tant to look for alternative technologies,” Irene Chen, UC one in the medical field,” Chen said. system operation and component interaction and trouble- ally ran the company for three years in the basement of my Santa Barbara Department of Chemistry and Biochemistry Chen and graduate student Samuel Verbanic will be work- shooting existing systems to determining the cause of opera- house. In 1996, we moved to Colorado and have been there assistant professor, said. “One place to look for those alterna- ing together on bacterial and microbial sequencing for the tional problems. ever since,” Walters said. tives is to go back to nature and ask: ‘What mechanisms exist next five years in hopes of isolating genes, determining spe- A simplified version of AFT Fathom, known as AFT Fathom As a simplified version of AFT Fathom, the student version in nature that control bacterial populations?’” cific phages and discovering different phage delivery methods. Students, uses similar models to promote and improve the does not include all the features industries use. Walters and With an eye for creative impact, the National Institute of “The grant is for five years, but I definitely want this understanding of the fundamentals of pipe flow as students his development team decided which features would be in- Health has awarded the Director’s New Innovator Award, a program to go on longer, so my hope is that my lab could majoring in mechanical engineering are exposed to fluid me- cluded in the student version by determining what would be $2.1 million grant, to Chen to support her research on phage continue this direction for decades because we want to chanics and heat transfer in systems in their third year. useful for the student. therapy. get to that end goal, and that’s going to take some time.” Walters graduated from UCSB with a degree in mechanical “It’s common to see dozens or hundreds of pipes in com- Her research revisits this outdated virus treatment in rec- engineering in 1985, then completed his Master’s in 1986, mercial models, but in the student version, you can model up ognition of its therapeutic potential and in hopes of revital- Because of the urgency also in mechanical engineering. After graduating, Walters to 12 pipes, and there’s just a number of things that just aren’t izing its utility. went to San Diego and worked for General Dynamics in cryo- useful to students,” Walters said. It is the evolutionary arms race and the cusp of discovery, of the problem, I think genic rocket design. As the aerospace industry was declining One such feature was including a jet pump. According to with scientists like Chen at the forefront of a new era of treat- it’s important to look for in California, Walters left this industry after five years and Walters, most undergraduates do not work with them until ments. “ went into the power industry. In 1992, he moved to Ohio and they start working in industry, so Walters and his team re- For the past 70 years, the discovery and widespread use alternative technologies. began working as a research engineer for Babcock & Wilcox, a moved items that would not help the student in their studies. of antibiotics has saved countless lives and reduced critical power generation company. Another feature was removed was the “scenario manager,” health problems. However, resistance has eventually been One place to look for those While working at Babcock & Wilcox, Walters had an idea for which takes a look into different possibilities, such as if valves seen in every antibiotic ever developed, as this was made pos- a software that eventually turned into the AFT Fathom. were closed, some pipes were removed and what the weath- sible by the ability to acquire/transfer genes, rapid bacterial alternatives is to go back to “[The idea for a software] came about in 1992, but I actually er is like. Students who are seeing fluid mechanics and heat division and quick evolution. first experienced graphical user interface on a Macintosh at transfer for the first time usually do problems in ideal condi- “Because they’ve evolved alongside antibiotics, bacteria nature. the UCSB bookstore as an undergraduate. It was on an Apple tions, so having different possibilities seemed like a feature have also evolved resistance mechanisms,” Chen said. - Irene Chen computer and I saw a mouse for the first time,” Walters said. that was not needed. The rise of antibiotic resistance is attributed to a num- As a rocket engineer, Walters became comfortable using What also makes this program student-friendly is the cost. ” Macintosh computers, but relocating to Ohio and working as Generally, programs for engineering courses can go over an engineer was difficult due to the lack of resources that are $100; however, for a one year license, the AFT Fathom is $10. available today, such as program simulations and calculations. “We’re trying to not make money on it,” Walters said. “At “At the time, there wasn’t a whole lot of engineering pro- first we were going to do it for free. The idea wasn’t to make grams to do calculations that really managed to graph or had money but to expose students to the type of tools we have. We graphics,” Walters said. “Like if you wanted to buy software, want them to get to know us as a company and to get them like what we do today, to do calculations, it was very ugly look- comfortable using tools they might use in industry.” ing software that was all text based. There was no drag and Walters may have graduated 30 years ago, but he still has drop or pull and click. You had to do the diagrams separately.” the “Gauchoback” spirit and words of advice for engineer- After being exposed to a software Microsoft developed, the ing undergraduates: “Make sure you work in something first thing he thought of was how the software would benefit that interests you. The full saying is that if you’re passion- someone who needed to do pipe flow calculations. ate about your job then you’ll never work a day in your life.”

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Matt Garnica meat can be added for an additional charge. Staff Writer To finish, sauces like wasabi mayo, house original and miso can be added to give an PokeMee, a new fish-based restaurant, extra flare to the poke bowl. The total cost opened last month in Hollister Village Plaza came to $12.50 for the large bowl and $10.50 near Smart & Final. This Hawaiian-inspired for the regular bowl. restaurant was created to serve poke (raw My regular-sized bowl of salmon, octopus cubes of fish in a rice bed accompanied by and yellowtail rewarded me with a smooth varying ingredients). With its Subway-style and tender texture. The firm and sticky serving method, PokeMee is perfect for those sushi rice provided a strong base to contrast who want to get their healthy fix of protein the raw fish. Toppings like seaweed salad, and omega-6 fatty acids personalized to their nori and masago provided unique tastes that preferences. blended well with the rest of the meal. The The restaurant also contains a boba house sauce added a sweet and salty taste, teahouse just a few steps away from the poke making the poke bowl a complete and fulfill- bar. The combination of umami fish and ing meal. How Do I Make the sweet tea brings a fantastic mix of flavors. The Sno-Crave Tea House across from the The restaurant contains two options for poke bar contained a wide variety of boba bowl size: regular, in which you can choose teas and desserts. Their milk teas and Asian- Best Coffee with a three proteins, and large, offering five dif- style desserts ended the PokeMee experience ferent proteins. Each bowl begins with a base on a high note. of sushi rice, brown rice, white rice, chips The overall quality of PokeMee was excel- Percolator? or salad. Customers can also choose to half- lent. Verbally choosing every ingredient in While my stovetop model isn’t big enough for a and-half their base. my bowl made my experience more person- “Family Affair,” I like to “get it percolatin’” … hah!! Next, customers decide an appropriate able and fun. The raw seafood that I ordered Only ’90s kids will understand!! LOL! amount of proteins based on their bowl was fresh and tasty. Although the sizes of All joking aside, though, percolation is a great size. Some proteins available include tuna, the bowls seemed small at first, the amount method of brewing for espresso junkies on a budget albacore, salmon, shrimp and yellowtail. of total food left me full and satisfied. With and/or those of us who need coffee strong enough Toppings like seaweed salad and masago (fish excellent customer service and an affordable to wake God himself from ethereal slumber. A eggs) can also be added to the bowl. price, be sure to stop by PokeMee for a deli- percolator brews your coffee by evaporating water Additional sides like avocado and crab- cious raw-fish meal. from a lower chamber through a puck of grounds Matt gaRNIca / DaILY NEXUs and then depositing the coffee condensation in an upper compartment. Because the water evaporates and recondenses in the middle chamber a few Santa Barbara’s Pints for the Park Preview times, thus extracting maximum flavor from the Simone Dupuy Poseidon’s Session IPA grounds, this method yields a strong brew. Copy Chief The festival boasts plenty of well-known brewers famed for Percolators are looked down upon by many their IPAs — Firestone’s Union Jack and Sculpin of Ballast Point coffee aficionados, but they’re still the best for an Twenty-five brewers, four musical guests, three cider surely among them — but the toddling, three-year-old Poseidon affordable homemade latte. Espresso machines go bars, six snack booths, three wine vendors and countless Brewing Company of Ventura has a surprisingly mature and for hundreds of dollars, while I got my percolator fellow lovers of fermented drink to be tipsily befriended: effervescent brew awaiting attendees. at Home Goods for six bucks. Because the beans All of this lies in store for those of us who have secured a Firestone Walker’s Pivo have so much contact with the water, you’ll want a ticket to the Santa Barbara Beer Festival this Saturday, Oct. This award-winning pilsner is one for the ale-lovers, despite coarse grind for this method as far as coffee goes. 15, in Elings Park. Legal locals who happen to have $60 being a lager. Stay true to the 805 with this hoppy brew. For espresso, stick with the classic fine espresso lying around also still have a last-minute chance to join the Island Brewing Company’s Weiss grind. festivities. The only hefeweizen worth mentioning in years past is, I 1. Fill bottom chamber with filtered water up to Before we event-goers happily (and hoppily) descend suppose, worth another mention this year. With notes of banana steam valve upon the park’s pints, here are a few of the Nexus’s past and clove, this tart German-style wheat beer was deemed inno- 2. Coarsely grind enough coffee to fill filter favorites and hopeful predictions to keep in mind for vative by Wright, and promisingly left her “wishing for a full- chamber OR fill chamber with finely ground this year’s intoxicating lineup. Included are top picks for sized pint.” espresso IPAs, pale ales, lagers, stouts and hefeweizens. Disclaimer: Topa Topa’s Gadabout 3. Set on medium/high heat Though many of our selections have been hits in the past, Immediately intrigued by this oatmeal stout, I scoured the 4. When the brew begins to percolate (spill out what will return to the tap this year is a mystery. internet for its validation. After finding numerous affirmations the spout in the top chamber), turn the heat down Island Brewing Company’s Avocado Honey Ale of its well-balanced creaminess with notes of chocolate and brown and let it continue slowly The words “avocado” and “honey” are alongside beer … sugar — albeit from strangers online — I have my fingers crossed 5. When you no longer hear drips, your coffee/ need we say more? in the hope that this stout makes an appearance this weekend. espresso is done! BarrelHouse’s Pale Ryder As a German-French-Irish gal — obviously predisposed to like 6. Clean! Your! Percolator! For those who prefer a sip of pale ale, Pale Ryder is beer, wine and drinking too much, respectively — I can’t wait to Throughout this process, one should not open the the way to go. Described as “surprisingly citrusy and not get my hands on that tasting glass. As an amateur homebrewer lid to the percolator to peek inside. A fair amount excessively hopped” by retired On The Menu editor Allison and writer, however, I need someone to help me stay sober of steam and hot liquid is sputtering out and could Wright, we expect this refreshing brew will pair well with enough to take notes. For both of these aspects, I am equally easily burn you. Use your ears to determine when the perfect forecast of partial sunshine and a high of 76. excited. to adjust the heat and remove from the stove. To turn your espresso into a cappuccino or latte without buying an expensive and hard-to-clean milk steamer, invest in a mini frother. You can usually find them cheap at Ross, Target or even Daiso, and they do essentially the same thing as a steamer if you microwave your milk first. The Bean Queen also goes by Simone Dupuy, the Nexus’s copy chief and resident coffee conniseur. Food For Courtesy of sbbeerfestival.com Thought Fun Fact: Don’t wine about it. The largest food industry in the world is grape-growing, with more than 60 species and 8,000 varieties of grapes. What a grape time to be alive! Andrea Kariger between noble and commoner words has many more exam- Reporter ples, some of which aren’t related to food: forgive vs. par- don, autumn vs. fall and drink vs. beverage, to name a few. Perhaps you have never given it much thought, but This historical reasoning neglects chicken, which is the consider for a moment that when you go grocery shopping, same in the store and on the farm. Although “poultry” cov- you never buy a package of cow or a gluttonously large serv- ers all domesticated birds, including duck and turkey along- ing of sliced pig fat. No, you buy some ground beef for taco side chicken, we don’t have a specific distinction between Tuesday and some bacon that is going to help cure your the food and animal when it comes to chicken because it was Sunday morning hangover. Despite the differences in the a meat that even the commoners could afford to eat. When names of these two meat products in relation to their ani- a certain food wasn’t only eaten by the nobility, we kept the mal counterparts, however, chicken is still called chicken Anglo-Saxon word. — why? It is difficult to find a specific answer as to why this Well, it turns out that most of our English meat names split sticks with us today at the grocery store, but we as come from Norman French. The distinction stems from consumers just seem to prefer to keep the idea of the ani- the theory that Anglo-Saxons who tended to the animals mal separate from the meat. Psychologists have deemed used the English names that we know today like cow, pig this disassociation as the “meat paradox.” Nevertheless, and sheep. The aristocrats and those who cooked or served the etymological history of our food is a little strange and the meat used the Norman French names that we see in something that we often don’t consider when we chuck the the store like beef, pork and mutton. This word-splitting package into our cart.

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ARIES MARCH 21 - APRIL 19 This week, the world is your oyster. Doors OPINION will open for you, friends will tag you in funny memes and your nail polish will stay nice all week. Dress cute this weekend because someone will take a great candid photo of you, and you’ll thank me later when you post it and rack up all those Instagram likes. He Is, She Is, We Are TAURUS APRIL 20 - MAY 20 Week three is a good time to take a deep breath and take stock of your life. Invest in stocks. Cook some soup with chicken stock. Wear some stockings. Stock up Human: An Ugly Incident on socks because they sound like stocks.

GEMINI MAY 21 - JUNE 20 to Learn From Everyone’s been giving you a hard time lately, but it’s probably only because they know when your birthday is. it. My adrenaline immediately kicked in. Next thing I knew, began to feel self-conscious as I started noticing all of the Brush the critics off as you put on your I was in the middle of Del Playa screaming and cussing neighbors that had come out to see what was going on. On top graphic tee from the mall with a slogan like a crazy person. I really of that, I was wearing an referring to how you love your haters. don’t think I’ve ever yelled like At the end of the day, we oversized sweatshirt that that in my life. Considering really only have one solid hid my spandex shorts, so I’m a 5’2,” blue-eyed white girl, I pretty much looked pant- CANCER I must have sounded scary, thing in common, and that’s less. As I looked around the because the boys quickly took street at everyone, letting JUNE 21 - JULY 22 off running as I charged them. “ our humanity. the experience sink in, I My friend shortly followed my finally locked eyes with the Get in touch with your friends this week by lead as we tried to get them to Uber driver. I finally saw looking for the best food deals and coupons stop, but they got away. the man who had just faced this cruel harassment. His eyes together, and then spending too much Once they were out of sight and I realized what had just were filled with tears and fear as he shakily told me “thank money on delivery anyway. Buffalo chicky happened, I noticed that I was shaking. The adrenaline wore you,”” and opened his arms for a hug. After pulling away cheese fries are literally always worth it. off and reality began to set in. I became shocked by not only from him, I was surprised to find that I too was crying. the behavior that I had just witnessed, but also my own. I You hear about this kind of injustice and harassment all the time. Whether it’s minorities facing prejudice and LEO racism or women facing misogyny and sexism, we all JULY 23 - AUGUST 22 know these things occur more frequently than they A few weeks ago, I decided to take Keep your eye out for Pisces this should. However, actually seeing it happen gives a nighttime stroll to Sands with a week. While they may seem chill on you a totally different perspective. When friend. It was a warm night, the the outside, something dark is likely you physically witness the cruelty, you sky was completely clear and the brewing beneath the surface. Be especially actually see the face of the victim. Milky Way was vividly apparent wary of seemingly random contact You realize they have a name, to the naked eye. As we walked from friends you’ve lost touch with. a life and a story. They have back home down DP, it felt like emotions, fears and hopes. a perfect night. Just before You realize they’re just reaching my house, we like you. noticed three kids standing VIRGO I understand behind a car that was AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22 that ever yone’s trying to park. They were Get out of the house this weekend, environment helps all white, blonde, curly because there’ll be time to do your reading to shape them and haired males. The driver when you’re dead. Live it up! Take too many their ideologies. I’ve of the car appeared to Snapchats! Use your dad’s credit card to seen ignorance and become slightly aggressive buy drugs! Post selfies in the back of the hatred passed down and frustrated when the ambulance! Say hi to the EMTs from us! from parent to child kids refused to move out of unintentionally and their way. As we continued intentionally. I know to observe, one of the kids that there’s always two LIBRA proceeded to kick the back sides to every story, and SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 22 of the car, and the driver that sometimes our beliefs, Happy birthday, Libra! Hope you stepped out. I then realized that no matter how wrong they have fun distracting yourself from the the driver worked for Uber. He are, have been embedded inevitability of the passing of time by appeared middle-aged and of Middle into us. I understand that not drowning in Smirnoff and remembering Eastern descent. everything is always black and that time is a made up construct anyways! As he approached the group, one of the white, and even though I know kids shouted that the other two boys were the reality of these things, I still only 16. The driver explained that he can’t believe what I saw. I still can’t didn’t care how old they were, and that believe what I heard. The visible SCORPIO they needed to respect his car. I quickly pain and fear on that man’s face will OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21 began to realize that this conflict was be forever burned into my memory. You’ve been working hard, so take a little most likely going to escalate, so I pulled The gratitude and relief he showed chunk of your paycheck and treat yo’ self! out my phone and had 911 dialed and after hugging me will be as well. Get some ice cream, double scoop. Go to the ready. As the conversation progressed And the consuming anger and rage mall and try on way too many articles of and became more intense, I watched one caused by those three boys can never clothing with no intention of buying them of the boys shove the driver. I waited for be forgotten. or returning them in an organized manner. the man’s response nervously, worried So many of us come from different Pay extra for guac. Ignore the cries of pain of his retaliation considering that the backgrounds and different worlds. coming from the depths. Buy a puppy! kid might have been a minor. Rather Our perspectives cannot possibly ever than reacting impulsively, the man be identical or, in most cases, even calmly put his hands up, pulled similar. At the end of the day, we really SAGITTARIUS out his phone and began to call only have one solid thing in common, and the cops. NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21 that’s our humanity. That man was human. This terrified the idiotic If you’ve had a rough start to the Those boys were human. You’re human, and juveniles, and they clearly quarter, don’t fret! If it’s this bad three I’m human. We all make mistakes, and we didn’t get the reaction that weeks in, then seven more weeks all do hurtful things. But maybe, if we all they were looking for. As of the same thing are statistically tried to remember our one bond that two of the little cowards bound to change in quality somehow! stems from this sometimes crazy, began to walk away, the complicated, evolutionary and third had the audacity beautiful thing called humanity, to come face-to-face we could all be better. We could CAPRICORN with driver and shove all be better at coexisting with DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19 him again. Just as I was each other. We could all be It’s too early in the quarter for you about to press the call better at understanding each to be cooped up in the library, so go on button for 911, I heard other. We could all be better at an adventure this weekend! Try a new one of the boys shout, loving each other. We could all restaurant’s delivery service! Find a place “Fuck ISIS.” The other two be better at being human. you’ve always wanted to travel to and chimed in, screaming, “Fuck Allie Lebos hopes you never memorize its Wikipedia entry! Make a change you for 9/11”, “You’re ISIS ASHLEA VEDDER / DAILY NEXUS forget you are as human as the in your life and then immediately revert Scum,” Fuck you, Muslim.” I lost person next to you. to your old behavior after Sunday night! VIEWS EXPRESSED ON THE OPINION PAGE DO NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT THOSE OF THE DAILY NEXUS OR UCSB. OPINIONS ARE SUBMITTED PRIMARILY BY STUDENTS. AQUARIUS JANUARY 20-FEBRUARY 18 Take some deep breaths and don’t get too stressed out, because there’s seven more weeks of class for you to distribute your stress over evenly, and you don’t want to start wasting precious resources now. PISCES FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20 Try and catch up with your Leo pals this week! The start of the quarter is hard for everyone, why not get in touch with a distant friend? Your out-of-the- blue effort at kindness will definitely be received as a pleasant surprise!