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Are you forced to put up with noise roughly equiva- CREDIT CRUNCH lent to an aircraft turbine* FREE-ZONE for six days out of seven? Are you tormented by night terrors consisting of relent- lessly accelerating construc- tion trucks and hyperactive pneumatic drills? Are you bereft of an internal phone ISSN 1755-7585 Issue No. 203 December Issue 2008 with which you can put across these encroaching fears to Estate staff? Then commiserations, as you are almost certainly a disgrun- tled Ffriddoedd resident. FFRIDD SH*T£? First, some background for the uninitiated and those fortunately unaffected by the ongoing saga. Origi- nally, complaints on Ffridd site in September and early October were linked to building work commenc-

*Disclaimer:  is is by no means a sci- Students fi rmly unhappy with new build - enti c comparison and Seren stresses the adverb roughly in this description so as to avoid confrontation and scary legal rami - but are your complaints being listened to? cations. Seren also bruises rather easily, and hasn’t been in a  ght since it was six. re you forced to put up with noise ter being brought to the attention of sta with Ffridd students having not received a O ce and the residents. At the very least no complaints. roughly equivalent to an aircra at the Ffridd Halls O ce. However, ongo- de nite end date for the building and re- residents should be informed as to why  ere have been some concerted ef- turbine* for six days out of seven? ing complaints concerning levels of noise furbishment. the work is being carried out, how long the forts on the part of Estates and Facilities A and dust at Ffridd have now centred on Idwal has also been subject to ground work will be going on for and I think an to resolve certain issues. Internal phones Are you tormented by night terrors consist- ing of relentlessly accelerating construction the Idwal block – the block is supposedly  oor  ooding – the ground  oor is to even- apology for the inconvenience caused is the are hopefully being installed soon but the trucks and hyperactive pneumatic drills? designated as Ffriddoedd’s ‘quiet block’, but tually be used for administrative purposes, very least the students deserve”. cost of replacing swipe cards (currently at Are you bere of an internal phone with has experienced more than its fair share of as well as containing shop space – and ex- He went on to comment, “I am current- a rather extortionate £15) for Halls entry is which you can put across these encroach- noise problems. cessive noise related to the strengthening ly putting together a report which will be apparently not up for debate. ing fears to Estates sta ?  en commisera- Most of these related noise complaints of the building’s interior structure. Com- presented directly to the Vice Chancellor at tions, as you are almost certainly a disgrun- are linked to the proximity of Idwal to plaints have also been of a very speci c the next Student Forum (05/12/08). Whilst Stephen Davies tled resident of the Ffridd site. Ffriddoedd Road, Bar Uno, and the main nature: one visually-impaired student has we understand the current re-development First, some background for the unini- pedestrian entrance, which has prompted had di culty utilising specialist audio fa- is essential for the long term future of the tiated and those fortunately una ected by questions of the suitability of Idwal’s quiet cilities because of the wider noise pollution Fridd site, it should not come at the ex- *Disclaimer:  is is by no means a sci- the ongoing saga. Originally, complaints on block status. issues. pense of those currently residing there.” enti c comparison and Seren stresses the Ffridd site in September and early October A recent Student Forum Meeting (held Spencer George, Deputy President of It is not fair however, to tar all of Ffridd adverb roughly in this description so as to were linked to building work commenc- October 10th) had sta representatives – the Students’ Union said: “I have raised with the same (probably rather noisy) avoid confrontation and scary legal rami- ing at 7am in the morning. (Construc- including Director of Estates and Facilities, these issues at several meetings and despite brush. Residents of other Ffridd halls  cations. Seren also bruises rather easily, tion was then put back to 8am). Internet Mr Mike Goodwin, who stressed at the the small success we have had in getting the seem to be pretty happy with their humble and hasn’t been in a  ght since it was six. issues related to the ine ective operation meeting that he was attempting to mediate contractors to start work an hour later in abodes. When John Jackson and his team of ResNet were resolved fairly quickly af- with students and the building contractors. the day, I am disappointed by the apparent of sabbatical o cers roam around Ffridd, Evidence points to the contrary, however lack of communication between the Halls the majority of students they speak to have NEUADD WILLIS STUDENT ACCOMMODATION Luxury ensuite student Looking for Accommodation for next September? accommodation Pop along to our OPEN DAY on: Tuesday 9 December, 12pm - 3pm WE HAVE FLEXIBLE CONTRACTS STILL situated within AVAILABLE UNTIL SEPTEMBER 2009!!! walking distance of We can be contacted on: 01248 371450, 07841 Bangor University 369249 or [email protected] 2 December Issue 2008 EDITORIAL www.seren.bangor.ac.uk

December Issue 2008 So here it is.... Contributors: Patrick Stephens Georgia Mannion Rhodri Barker …bloody Christmas! Ok so, I Iain Dalton am quite a bit of a Scrooge when it comes to the festive time of Emily Collins year, but I’d be lying if I said that making this Seren look seasonal Liz Stephens hasn’t been fun. Joe Firth As the fi rst semester of this academic year draws to a close, Matt McCullagh it’s really quite bizarre to think that nearly 3 months have Matt Ison passed since we all got back to / made our debut in Bangor. Time Bettina Heller does fl y… but such is life and as we get older I’m sure this Willow Manuel apparent bend in the space/ Sophie Griffi ths time continuum will appear to happen more quickly. THE Mike Walsh JOYS. Ok so, on to this issue. There Tom Durkin is loaaaads for you to feast those wonderful eyes upon, Dave Lewis including a letters section Peter Cox (“ooh!”), Willow Does Medieval Reenactment (“ahh!”), the low Kenneth Padley down on those spam emails (“grr!”) and much much more Frances Birkett (“woop de do!”). I bet you literally cannot wait. In fact, Megan Tapper I wouldn’t discourage you Kirsten Kennedy from completely disregarding the rest of this (really rather Sion Wyn Laszek laborious) editorial and fl icking straight through to the wonders of Christmas Seren 2008. After this next paragraph that is… Aaron Wiles SEREN HANDPAINTED MUGS NOW IN STOCK. Yep, I do not usually capitalise, but I felt this announcement was defi nitely worth an exception. As you can see from the picture to the right, these mugs are unlike anything Jack Sexty you have seen before. Painted by the fi ne hands of your very own Seren team, this mug Robert Mann will bring joys to your life that you are yet to encounter. Yours for only £2! Rosie MacCloud Want one? Of course you do! Get in touch – [email protected]. We’re starting a trend, you’d better get on it. Liam Randall Hannah Meachin Lots and lots of love Charlotte Bewley Jo, the best editor this side of Deniol Dave Lloyd Road. Matthew Cox Richard Laba Sam Evans Andy Peterson Cat Prince Don Kelly Ellie Sutcliffe Seren is Bangor Students’ Union monthy newspaper, however we Kevanne Sanger do have editorial independence from both Bangor University and TEAM SEREN BRINGING NEWS TO YOUR CRIB. Bangor Students’ Union. Seren is written by students for students and we’d love you students to get involved! Photography: Editor Jo Caulfi eld Helen Waller Send an email to the editor ([email protected])or to a News Stephen Davies relevant sub-editor (sub-editor’[email protected]). The Features Bianca Murray Gareth Roberts other option is to add us on Facebook and get in touch! Aaron Wiles Music Emma Dixon The next issue of Seren goes to print on in Film Mark Varley Proof reading: February - the date is currently under review, but Books Emma McColl Tom Hecht if you want to know, get in touch. Travel Stef Black Spencer George Sports Will Varley Georgia Mannion Much love, peace out. Design Dan Turner

Here at Seren, there’s nothing we love more than Mother Nature and d’ya know RECYCLE what she loves? Recycling! After you’ve fi nished with us, can you put us in your blue box and make sure we get made into something else? Thanks very much. As Craig David once said: RE-E-CYCLE. WHEN THE CROWD SAY ‘BO’ SELLEEEECTA 3 December Issue 2008 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk NEWS Rising concerns over student safety in Bangor Are we really living in one of the UK’s safest cities? angor prides itself on being a safe a  rst year from Walsall recalls the en- addition, last week one city. All over the University pro- counter with some young locals during student reported this spectus is the quote “Bangor is a Freshers’ week “we were coming back to us: “my boyfriend’s Bsafe place to live - one of the safest cities from Yellow and they started talking to car was parked in front in the UK” from educationuk.org and us. It seemed like nothing was going to of Gwynant and his it’s a very important factor for potential happen, but then they began threaten- mirror got smashed students when choosing their univer- ing us saying they’d ‘bang us out’ I think o .  ere’s also a gi- sity city. However, in the past few weeks it was because of my accent.  ey le us ant dent in the bon- Seren has been made aware of numer- net.  ey tried to get ous attacks and assaults on students in the other mirror too, Bangor and from the sheer number of “I was smacked nightmare”. incidents reported to us, it seems this Seren spoke to the city isn’t as safe as it once was. in the side of the Students’ Union Dep- One 3rd year student found himself head and hit the uty President, Spencer in the wrong place at the wrong time on George to ask what he the morning of Sunday 5th October. “I concrete face- thought of the recent had le the Railway Institute a er a club fi rst” incidents: “ e Stu- night and was heading down Caernar- dents’ Union is very fon Road. A man who had also been concerned about the at the club with me running in and out alone once we got onto the Ffridd site recent spate of attacks of the road wearing just a white t-shirt though”. on students and is dis- Glanrafon Hill: never will you fi nd a more wretched hive of scum and villainy and jeans (bear in mind that it was rain- Since these events, more reports of appointed that the in- ing, and the downpour was torrential at violence in Bangor have reached Seren. cidents have not been is within walking distance, wandering living in houses but no such informa- this time of night) when, for seemingly A few weeks ago, one young student reported to us at the relevant welfare tion has been delivered to the Ffridd no reason, another man verbally at- (who wishes to remain anonymous) was meetings that myself and other sabbati- site which is the most densely popu- tacked him and looked ready to throw chased home by 3 homeless men a er a cal o cers attend. Needless to say both One student lated student area of Bangor (besides a punch. Conscious of this, I stepped o night out, but luckily escaped.  e po- John Jackson (SU President) and I will narrowly escaped the bars). With kitchen notice boards the pavement whilst walking past him, lice were called, however it seems they be seeking a meeting with the Univer- plastered with signs reading “how to believing this would prevent any possi- could do very little. sity’s Police O cer and Head of Security when teenagers use the vacuum correctly” and no in- ble confrontation. Wrong. Next thing I It seems it’s not just people being at- to discuss the issues further. In the mean threw glass formation on general wellbeing, can know, I’ve been smacked in the side of tacked; property and vehicles are also a time we would encourage students to students be blamed for forgetting that the head and I hit the concrete face- rst. prime target for violence. On the 13th report all similar incidents to the local bottles at him this is a city and that they aren’t invin-  e man, walked on, seemingly having of November a group of local teenag- authorities and I would like to take this cible? You might suggest that students been calmed down by his friends. I pre- ers broke into the back of Neuadd Peris opportunity to remind students that would  nd that information more rel- sume alcohol was involved but I couldn’t and used washing powder and a  re the Advice Centre do sell attack alarms, home alone doesn’t seem to be an is- evant that how to use Henry, when was verify this.” extinguisher to create a sudsy explo- should you wish to purchase one.” sue like it is in other cities. We wouldn’t the last time you heard a student say “I’ll  is is not an isolated incident. An- sion and set o the  re alarms. Bubbles Although the crime rates in Bangor dream of walking home alone in Man- just whip round with the hoover”? other student narrowly escaped when were reported to be  owing down the are believed to be amongst the lowest chester or Liverpool, so why do it here? teenagers threw glass bottles at him in staircases while they made a noisy exit in the UK, no city is without its share of Vague lea ets on safety in Bangor Georgia Mannion a completely unprovoked attack. Aaron, and were swi ly swept up by security. In feisty residents. As everything in Bangor have been received by some students

YOUR NEWS, STUDENT SAFETY FEARS Do you feel safe in YOUR VIEWS and around Bangor?

I don’t actually feel I feel more secure Generally yes I do, Nothing scares me, I do feel safe, in that Bangor has got than if I were in a but now and again I am a man of steel. comparison to oth- signi cantly more big city but when it’s it can be a bit in- However, sometimes er places. However, dangerous since I dark - I do feel a bit timidating walking you hear stories that don’t feel very con - came here, back in daunted, especially home from Time or should make you dent walking home the mists of time. if it’s the weekend. Academi. During the think twice before alone in the dark. day is usually ok. stumbling home Chris Syada Will Sion Sian Post-graduate Psychology 1st year French with Film 1st year Media 3rd year Religious Studies Masters Psychology 4 December Issue 2008 NEWS www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Robbing Barstewards? Anger as Academi charges societies & clubs for SIN nights lubs and societies across societies hosting it. However, now the that Academi was making on these Seren asked Ms Lacey how much reveal that at least 8 student group the students union have Academi bosses will take a cut from nights.” She went on to say, “SIN an external company would expect nights (and possibly even more than Cbeen feeling the pinch this the door money. How much they take nights were introduced as a service to be charged for Academi hire. that) this semester have been subject semester in the wake of changes depends on how many people attend to students, not as a big money She said: “The student rates are to fees. to the Academi SIN night the SIN night in question. spinner, but without the venue fees extremely low in comparison with It is important to note that these scheme. The announcement caused a stir there would be no SIN nights. People the competition and our non-student charges should be an effective way The new system, introduced after amongst group members because just don’t realise the fi xed costs rates… we use student discounted of ensuring clubs and societies are Union Deputy Presi- Academi made little money from SIN of the implications such a scheme associated with opening the venue rates for the SIN’s as the venue motivated to put some effort into "I would like to ask the people responsi- dentSpencer George nights last year, could their SIN nights and really work on ble for this work three questions: see some groups lose the promotion. However, whether the 1) How would they like it if this work comments on the up to £200. In the “Seren can reveal that at least 8 student group nights tiered system is the most effective was going on directly outside their win- past, all money this semester have been subject to these fees” (and fair) way of doing this remains Ffriddoedd Site situ- paid on the door to be seen by many. dows and starting at this time? for a SIN night has on their yearly budgets. Each such as music royalties, SIA licensed fee for non-student venue hires are We spoke to one society head (who ation has gone straight year, your club or society is given a security, license fees, management considerably higher, with [some wishes to remain anonymous), they 2) How would they like it if they were to the clubs grant from the student union and this and staff.” clients] paying up to £250 per night said of the charges: “It’s downright paying rent? (Whilst others pay the same and money helps with day-to-day running - the true cost of renting out a venue greedy for [Academi] to take this rent and get undisturbed occupation.)  e Students Union believes that all costs, publicity, the provision of of this size” money from our society when students have the right to live and study regular socials and the organisation The charges We also asked what she thought we already struggle to meet our 3) How would they like it if it was their in a safe and comfortable environment. of SIN nights. of clubs and societies losing money overheads. For some societies, SIN children who were the students being dis- "I have raised this issue at several meetings Club and society grants were due to these costs. “We have left nights are the only way to raise funds turbed and their studies disrupted? decided back in May, long before Attendees Price the opportunity for groups to have and it may be that membership fees and despite the small success we have had the Academi SIN night charges were the venue for free if they get over have to increase because of this. It’s in getting the contractors to start work an introduced and as such, this cost 0 - 50 £200 351 customers through the door - a sad day when the SU’s own venues  ey need to show due consideration hour later in the day, I am disappointed by wasn’t taken into account when the 51 - 75 £100 which MOST groups have managed start penalising students, when we and they simply are not." the apparent lack of communication be- fi gures were decided. this year. Most student groups are already have enough to pay for”. tween the Halls O ce and the residents. Debbie Lacy, Academi’s manger 76 - 200 £60 very positive and are grateful of the Last year some SIN nights were not AND At the very least residents should be in- who introduced these costs, takes opportunity to continue to run a night properly promoted, and SIN nights formed as to why the work is being carried a different view: “Venue fees were 201 - 350 £30 and make a substantial amount of can be diffi cult to arrange. Getting "I also believe that all those a ected out, how long the work will be going on for introduced this academic year as money for their group.” your night to stand out from the rest should be given rent refunds - continuing and I think an apology for the inconven- a necessity to make the SIN night Although Ms Lacy maintains that is a big part of the challenge. 351+ free reduced rates while the work is carried out viable. We were considering stopping most groups have benefi ted from a ience caused is the very least the students the SIN nights due to the losses free SIN night, Seren can exclusively Patrick Stephens - to compensate them for the inconven- deserve. I am currently putting together a ience and the disruption to their studies report which will be presented directly to and occupation during the work." the Vice Chancellor at the next Student Fo- rum (05/12/08). Whilst we understand the current re-development is essential for the ’s long term future of the Fridd site, it should ***!!!ROOM AVAILABLE!!!*** not come at the expense of those currently SPAM COUNTDOWN! residing there." IN AT 5...

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Many students who students joked of someone willing to sell When students leave halls and  nd IN AT 3... have accessed their Bangor University their inbox (boasting it has the ability accommodation for the following year Internet services step in with a completely ineffective: email accounts lately may have noticed to  nd many choices of rooms to rent), there are many factors which are needed “Please use discussion/noticeboards to target your message to the dramatic rise in emails from stu- whilst another read “I would also like to be considered and if they are unhappy interested others rather than sending emails to lots of people across dents looking to  ll the spare room/ take to sell my inbox… however, mine has where they are and want to leave, they the University.” their room in local houses. November rent paid… AND has a new would need to  nd someone to take  e level of spam on these email ac- kitchen!” Many responses to this issue their room.  is is di cult and obvious- counts is becoming slightly ridiculous worked their way around the interweb, ly it would be impossible to a ord two and because of these spam emails some but then the joke started to wear o a rooms, so emailing everyone in Bangor students are avoiding loging into their little with one email reading: “So now, might seem like a good option, although IN AT 2... inboxes. One note on the intranet board not only have we got to deal with the an- those on the receiving end might not reads “I’ve got to the point I hardly check noying room for rent spam, but also the think so... Taking the high ground it’s: my Uni emails anymore”. complaints about it.”  e IS department, located in Dei- “Adopt the position of anti-anti-anti-spam spam (i.e. spam that is against my spam, which is itself opposed to the spam emails that have arisen in Another comment says: “I suggest It seems that Internet Services have nol Library, are working hard to resolve opposition to the original spam. Which, if I recall the University administrators enforce  nally taken note of the ludicrous nature this problem and sent an email out ex- correctly, was about renting something. Who can remember, really?)” some policies where only sta members of these emails by sending a message to plaining how to properly advertise to have the ability to send emails to entire all students detailing the ways in which the student community.  is email was mail lists.  ose emails [sic] lists are pre- those looking for a housemate can target shortly followed by another room for compiled for a reason, I doubt spam is people who want to hear it.  is email rent email. IN AT 1... on e .” ended with a note reminding all stu- With all the rooms in Bangor, it We felt this had to go to the email that started it all:  ere is a place to market these dents to “Please use the discussion / no- seems it will be a while until they are ***INBOX FOR SALE*** available rooms: the University notice ticeboards… rather than sending emails all  lled and our inboxes can  nally get “Due to high level of internal spamming I’m offering my email inbox for boards. to lots of people across the University.” some rest. sale. It has many positive features: 1) You are guaranteed to fi nd some  e amount of emails entitled ‘Room However it’s not just students who Mike Walsh accommodation within Bangor through it.” Available’ has increased vastly over the are guilty of abusing this feature; recent- 5 December Issue 2008 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk NEWS If it wasn’t for those Psychology staff and students look ridiculous pesky socialists... for Children in Need In the wake of problems with Students in The Red protest, President John Jackson denounces referendum policy as “ludicrous” ocialist Students have garnered rather a lot of publicity of late. Aiming to maintain their current Shigh pro le among the student masses, they put their weight behind NUS’ na- tional  e Day in the Red campaign.  is would have provided an excellent opportunity for Socialists to work with NUS and campaign against student fees.  e only problem was that not many students seemed to be incredibly inter- ested. Amid a  urry of  nger-pointing and much playing of the blame game, ac- cusations were levelled at the Students’ Union Sabbatical Team.  ere have been some who have blamed the Sabbatical Team for doing a poor or insu cient job of promoting the Students in the Red. Posters to advertise the event were only printed a day beforehand and the campaigners were tucked away on Ffrid- doedd Site, far away from the majority of the student population. Was this purely a silly bumble, or should the Students’ Union take its place  rmly in the corner of shame? Socialist Ian Fred Dalton and President John When questioned, Students’ Union President John Jackson was really rather Daphne Jackson at war over a Mystery Machine forthcoming: ‘ e SU publicised this day policy is ridiculous!’ year, it was voted and agreed upon that in the same manner in which it publicises Mr. Jackson made it clear in October the Students in the Red demonstration any other events, the vast majority of that Sabbatical o cers would not voice could only take place on Ffriddoedd Site. which are well attended. I think the more any opinion on the referendum until af- When asked what e ect this had on the likely reason for a lack of attendance ter the event.  is was done in order to day, Mr. Jackson answered, ‘It would have could be that a lot of students are just not avoid in uencing the vote one way or the impacted quite considerably, but Senate’s interested…’ other. With that period now long-gone, reasoning behind this was sound - they He added that students could have the President can now give the bottom felt that to shout about debt on the High ‘been put o getting involved in this sort line: ‘the Sabbatical o cers of Bangor Street, especially in the current economic of thing by the result of the recent ref- Students’ Union are not members of the climate, would have been detrimental to erendum. I have had complaints from Socialist movement and I personally be- any future public support or opinion of The Wheldon building: where life is one big party many students about the ‘fees policy’ of lieve that the resolves of the policy passed students.’ the SU, and I would like to take this op- at referendum are ludicrous and o en Matt Ison portunity to be quite frank and clarify to nonsensical.’ his year for Children in Need, and waxing event, which looked rather any doubters that I completely agree - the At the  rst Senate meeting of the Psychology students went a bit painful and has le Matt Ison, the sta- creative. tion manager, really rather bald. All in T e fundraising target was set at all then, Bangor did Children in Need £1,300, and a a small selection of students proud this year and Seren would like to and stad promised they would dress up extend a well done to everyone who got Did Carnage disappear in for the day if this  gure was reached. involved! Although it was looking shaky for a while, they managed to hit jackpot and Patrick Stephens a puff of its own hype? as such, all of the Psychology department got the opportunity to point and laugh at angor’s night of Carnage, held praised by a number of students nation- themed Fancy Dress. Admittedly, this their colleagues and fellow pupils. earlier this month on the 4th wide for simply being a more organised theme is largely related to the t-shirts and Among the fund raising activities of November, came equipped version of the pub crawls that they o en its provocative six-point checklist, but re- which got them to the target, sta at the Bwith bacchanalian tales of excess from go to through student societies and other ports of bared breasts and extensive nu- School have been auctioning their skills. other parts of the country and rumours themed nights. dity (nationwide that is, Bangor appears Head of School, Oliver Turnbull has auc- of near-legendary drunken exploits. Notwithstanding, there was appar- to have been relatively well-behaved in tioned an a ernoon’s golf tuition, while  e fear that the Students’ Union and a ent concern for the same event that took this regard) are likely to attract a certain other ‘gi s’ auctioned included cleaning number of students held, was that its ar- place elsewhere the following week. For type of male bystander - as does coverage a student’s kitchen, baking cakes and rival on Bangor’s doorstep would damage instance, as Carnage was scheduled for in Nuts magazine - and brings in another ironing.  e fundraising activities were relations between Bangor residents and an appearance in Norwich on November moral dimension to the event. Namely: organised by Mandy Shanks, supported the student population, and also stretch 10th, emergency services were put on is the crawl simply encouraging risky and encouraged by Hazel Frost and other security resources charged with handling alert. Catherine Quinn, general manager sexual encounters, and is it perpetuating sta and students at the School. students at the end of the night to break- of Norwich’s Varsity nightclub was quot- female objecti cation? In addition, Storm FM raised £100 ing point. ed as saying, “It is very responsibly run It may be di cult to judge on the in a Children in Need hair shaving  e experience of those who attended and there are only four or  ve [Carnage former – as this is largely down to per- appears, however, to have been largely events] that have happened that have sonal responsibility - but on the latter positive. One psychology student who been a bit shocking, which is hardly any point the event does appear to be guilty attended the Bangor night went so far considering the amount they do”. How- of playing up to chauvinist stereotypes. Bangor’s Got Talent! as to call it “one of, if not, the best night ever, the implication from the event’s de- With the event’s return rumoured to n Sunday 23rd November 2008, and a er a quick wait, and some discus- I’ve had out in Bangor”. Another student, tractors is that this number could grow, be occurring in February, Carnage’s po- one of Bangor’s own went to sion over the fellow contestants, Rachael’s Sarah Staples, commented on the relative with students attempting to outdo them- tential problems and moral ambiguities Manchester to Audition for Brit- number was called out and the audition safety of the night in question, adding selves in feats of drunken bravado. have to be weighed up against the surge Oain’s got talent! Rachael Green, a 2nd year underway. Rachael taught herself to sing that the event “shows o Bangor students Added to this potentially combustible in popularity this event has recently en- psychology student sang ‘Black horse and and play guitar only two years ago. We in a positive light”. mix of drink and impressionable stu- joyed among Bangor students. the cherry tree’ by KT Tunstall in front  nd out the result of her audition early Nights held on the same week around dents, are the overtly sexual nature of the Stephen Davies of the show’s producers. Myself, Rachael next year! Watch this space...! other University cities were similarly events and its central “Dirty Porn Star” and Charlotte Edwards arrived at 10am Bianca Murray 6 December Issue 2008 COMMENT www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Bringing you the best in news, views, Gay Times by Emily Collins Left Leanings ooking at some of the groups of people who have been un- fairly discriminated over time A socialist perspective from Iain Dalton L– black people, women and currently Muslims – there is a recurrent theme; fear of the unknown. Black people were once treated as slaves and white people were Civil War in the afraid of an unfamiliar skin colour, women were not allowed to vote and were treated as second class citizens. Muslims are currently discriminated Congo yet again against because of the actions of a few extremists. Many people fear the Islamic religion and even those who N THE last few weeks over 250,000 United Nations (UN) 2007  gures there ‘look’ like they might follow it. refugees have  ed from North Kivu are around 350 rapes a month, although I am not so naïve as to think that province in the east of the Demo- local  gures suggest over 800 in April gathering every person with a fear or Icratic Republic of Congo (DRC, formerly 2008 alone. a grudge together and asking them to Zaire) near the border with Rwanda.  is It is the country’s rich mineral re- ‘talk it out’ would solve the world’s is- brings the total of internal refugees in the sources (particularly diamonds, copper, sues. However, I do think that women region to over one million. zinc and coltan – the latter being used have many important opinions on Rebels in the National Congress for in mobile phones and computers) which matters outside of the kitchen which the Defence of the People (CNDP), un- have been fought over in the civil war could have been positively in uential der the control of ethnic Tutsi, Laurent with various companies backing warlords on past events and I know for a fact Nkunda, have been advancing on gov- with arms to facilitate their plundering that Islam actually preaches peace to ernment strongholds in the province – of the country. A UN report named 85 its followers. particularly the regional capital Gomu. multinationals that it believed to be vio- groups and aid agencies are still calling bat the abuses of militias, rebels, govern- In addition to the aforementioned Although this con ict has only been lating ethical guidelines – such as Anglo- for intervention by foreign troops. For ment troops and ‘peacekeepers’ alike are groups, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and major news headlines for the last few American, Standard Chartered Bank, De example, Johann Hari in the Independent democratic, working class-based defence Trans people are constantly misun- weeks it has been ongoing since Nkunda Beers etc. (30/10/08) suggests that UN peacekeep- organisations that can cut across the derstood and misrepresented. Some rebelled against the DRC army in 2004. But it isn’t just multinational compa- ers will need to be kept in the region to ethnic divides and build up the mass re- people discriminate against LGBT  e con ict has been a disaster for nies. Regional powers are also in on the ‘stabilise’ the country and that a coltan- sistance of workers and peasants to both people out of simple ignorance; be- the people of the Congo. Since the pre- act. Zimbabwe, one of the backers of tax should be created to fund this. militia-backed warlords, multinational cause their parents said they were vious period of civil war began in 1998 the Laurent Kabila regime, was granted But MONUC, the current UN peace- companies and the major capitalist pow- bad or because they heard a bad story over  ve million people have been killed, concessions in the diamond industry for keeping force, has over 16,000 troops in ers. once. I have even heard that some life expectancy is only 45.8 years in the example; whilst Rwandan forces control the country and is blatantly failing to It is only ideas such as taking the min- people are afraid to be around LGBT country as a whole, and in North Kivu it some mines in the Kivu region that the stop the abuses. Indeed UN documents eral resources into public ownership to people in case an attraction occurs; is 43.7 years; 73% of the population are country borders that are protected by the disclosed by Human Rights Watch dem- use for the common good of society and apparently they feel that appearing in poverty. RCD it backs. onstrate how UN peacekeepers in Congo not to fatten the pockets of warlords and attractive to another person is a nega- Additionally the region has seen large Imperialism and capitalism have dev- took part in weapons trading with rebels big business, which can provide a way out tive thing! Some people are just so usage of child soldiers and North Kivu astated the DRC and it is ordinary peo- and smuggling. of the nightmare for the workers and the ba ed by the ‘politically correct’ so- province itself is the worst area for sex- ple who are su ering. However, many As with Iraq, what is needed to com- poor in the DRC. ciety nowadays that they feel it’s bet- ual violence in the world -according to journalists, international human right ter to ignore than to unintentionally verbally o end someone. I have one simple solution to the above: an LGBT amnesty. Just like a knife or gun amnesty (when the police will accept your ille- Freshers’ Hangover gal weapons with no retribution) this event will allow you and all of your friends to come and ask whatever you What happens when the parties stop? like of our volunteers and we will an- swer as truthfully as we can, without Although now a er need and want something to do to  ll our tattoo parlours and although I personally getting o ended, complaining or ‘tell- a few weeks back, I have precious little time, and though we may  nd tattoos extremely fascinating, they ing you o ’. come to realise that a er be content with a pub-meal and a few don’t entertain me unless I’m getting one If you’re unsure of some facts or if Freshers week, there re- drinks or more, not all of us can  nd that done. you want to discuss your opinions and ally is nothing to do in entertaining for long, (however I have Another interesting point is; how of- discover what some LGBT people are Bangor. I guess one of met many people that could do that for ten are there gigs in this city? Now I’m like then you should come along to the reasons this impres- an eternity.) not expecting Phil Collins to hit Bangor Main Arts Lecture  eatre on the 8th sion is held by most of Anyway, to get to my point and it any time soon but a decent venue couldn’t December at 7pm. For that evening, the Bangor students must be rather apparent by now, there do any harm in bringing in a wider range MALT will be turned into a ‘safe is because there is so is really not very much to do in Bangor, of live bands on a more consistant basis. zone’ for your questions.  ere will much to do in Fresh- and it’s leading many people to too many Now, Llandudno may be a big city, but it be LGBT volunteers willing to answer ers week, only a hyper- hangovers, of di erent sorts.  at which hasn’t got the numbers, especially in stu- anything you can come up with, and active fresher can take involves the consumption of alcohol and dents. Still, in the not too distant future, there may even be biscuits! most of it in. A er 2 that which turns us students into unmo- Pendulum and Enter Shikari are two  is event is intended to remove years of almost constant tivated vegetables. I’ve personally chosen bands of gracing the Llandudno Arena the taboos surrounding sexual orien- drinking, I  nd my liver to destroy leeks in the hope I won’t turn stage. tation and gender identity, to stop the complaining a er just a into one. Would it not make sense to have a stigmas associated with it. I believe Being sociable can be such a drag sometimes... few days of it. With  eatr Gwynedd now closed, an- similar arena closer or in Bangor so the that if these things can be openly spo- Obviously the sur- other source of entertainment is lost, and students of the university can spend their ken about it will lead to understand- o now I sit here, part way through rounding areas of believe me, I’m not one to moan about loans on the local community, instead ing and then, hopefully, acceptance my third and  nal chapter of uni- Snowdonia are amazing and o er every- this loss just because it has disappeared. I of having to venture as far as Llandudno Anonymous questions can be versity and I  nd myself rather un- one something to do, but when lectures can honestly say I have been a decent cus- and Manchester to spend their money emailed to LGBT.commitee@undeb. Sful lled by the city of Bangor, again. Af- begin and work mounts up, venturing tomer over the past 2 years (a er all I am instead? bangor.ac,uk or 07786200690 (start ter spending my summer in the amazing far from Bangor can be rather expensive a keen movie viewer & maker). It will now Ultimately, improvements in Bangor your message with the word ‘lgbt’)the Llanfairpwll I could not wait for the fun on time and cash. Although we may be take a twenty minute train journey to get are coming - the new Students’ Union will address [email protected]) if you packed University year to begin and mov- bookworms when comparing ourselves to the nearest cinema, and you may have be refreshing... unfortunately however, I prefer, but you need to attend to hear ing back to the fun- lled Bangor a er a to the drop-outs we know back home, we noticed that the trains in Bangor don’t run won’t be here to see it. the answers! I hope to see you there. year out in the sticks. And, just like many can’t be expected to read and work all the all the time like many of the cities we have of you readers, I was getting more excited time, especially for three years or more... le to come here. Matt McCullugh Emily Collins is LGBT Pride with every second that passed. On our weekends or free weekdays we all  e high street is being taken over by Campaigns O cer 7 December Issue 2008 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk COMMENT reviews and some blue suede shoozse Life, the Lost in TranslatiÖn: universe and experiences of a German in Bangor whatsitsface The world according to Joe Firth WORRYING orried? You should be. You’re probably too fat or thin, lan- guishing in thousands of Wpounds of debt, drinking too much alco- hol and spend too much time in front of a computer screen. And that’s only things that a ect you . You should also be wor- rying about the fact over 200 thousand people go missing in Britain every year, there’s only 3 Chinese yangtze turtles le and Mrs Dobbins can’t a ord to feed her cat.  at’s before you even start worrying about Ray.  roughout everyday life there’s cause to worry too, in the shower you smother yourself in all those cleaning products hen I was told by a friend that movie…fi rst time I got lost in Bangor I to the normal door. people around me talking to each which contain chemicals that are appar- I would get the opportunity ended up at Hogwards. And honestly Soon after arriving in Bangor I had other either in Chinese or Welsh. ently safe but does parenethenol sound Wto spend an exchange term – I felt a little bit like being stuck in a to realise that my “German” feeling Shocked as I was I decided to take like something you really want to be in Bangor the fi rst thing I did was to slap stick comedy with myself being for cold was not exactly the same as part in a Welsh class. I fi gured out putting in your hair? Better eat breakfast, scream out loud. Which was pretty the main character… Bangor might it is for the natives. How everybody that this would also help me to fi nally otherwise you won’t concentrate all day, embarrassing as I was sitting on the not be a big city but still was a little looked at me when I entered a club remember my Welsh address and be but then bear in mind some cereals have a train at the time. The second thing I bit confusing for me in the beginning. and started to take off my scarf, able to pronounce it the right way. – carbon footprint the equivalent of driving did was look it up on the map; with So came that I was spending about cap, gloves, coat, sweater… I guess I have to say, German tongues are 5 miles. And frankly, if you are driving, my friends reaction being “you’re half an hour standing in the cold air British people make up for their lack not made for this! I don’t think I will you might as well be shooting polar bears. going to the UK, great, whereabouts? in front of the street lights listening of warm clothes with having a lot of ever be able to make my throat use At least when you’re sleeping you can’t Baangohr? Nice…” to the sounds but drinks. those “ll” or “ch” worry about anything, yet if you sleep too - embarrassed being unable to see But except for the sounds. long you’ll die young, too little you’ll wear silence - “where?” “I fi gured out that the green light. Until cold way back home “I guess British After all I Already on the everybody crosses I fi gured out that in the middle of the can say that it’s your body and brain down. train to Bangor I everybody is crossing night I just loved people make up for the little things However fear not this being the mod- realised that my the street without the street anyway the atmosphere in their lack of warm that make the ern world, there are countless companies school English giving any atten- without giving any the pubs! You nearly difference for me. out there to ‘help’. Insurance companies won’t do – I had attention to the won’t fi nd any pub clothes with having Sure, everyday no idea what to tion to the lights... lights… or cars. in Germany, which I a lot of drinks” life is not exactly Get one of those squishy say when when the or cars” Perhaps some think is quite sad. the same as in balls to relieve your conductor told me of you remember A few days later Germany, the anxiety... Forget it, you’ll “cheers my dear!” the fi re alarm at I had to admit that my ‘language- architecture looks different and probably end up with a after seeing my ticket. Coming into the library on September 29th at problem’ was not in speaking not supermarkets are huge…still it’s Gwynedd I suddenly felt like driving 10am. Well, that was me taking the well enough everyday English…the Europe and I got used to everything repetitive strain disorder through the Shire…you know this wrong door out. Which makes me problem rather was that somehow pretty fast. lovely little landscape where Tolkien´s think about the sense in putting the no one else would speak English. Bettina Heller play on our fear of accidents, even if Hobbits live. But cut – swap: next “Attention! Fire Exit!” door right next Like sitting in my business class with they’re highly unlikely. Extended guaran- tees on products means we don’t have to t’s that time of year again folks –  ash or expensive enough. Even more worry about breaking our gadgets. Vita- Christmas. Love it or loathe it, you disturbing is receipt culture - including min pills means we just need to pop 5 a BUY, GET, HAVE, OH YES can’t avoid it. It’s only November the receipt for people whose present day to prevent certain malnutrition. Iand yet the unsuspecting population ‘didn’t  t’. Of course worrying itself isn’t exactly IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS! are already being bombarded with (not But it’s not just presents. Inside the healthy, in fact it can be deadly. Excessive so) subliminal advertising, encourag- house, outside the house, windows, anxiety can trigger the ancient response ing even the most miserly to part with doors, gardens, cars, streets, work, pets system  ght or  ight, and as worrying their cash for this year’s must have (that might be stretching it, maybe) – doesn’t necessarily involve doing either of gadget. all must be decorated brand spanking these, anxiety levels build like magma in a Why lament so? One would imagine new every year. It would be far simpler bulging volcano, eventually you implode. being used to this advertising bonanza, just to pin the money to the walls – it And that won’t be a pretty sight. being accosted with what to buy, where would save time for a start. So what can you do to avoid defrag- to buy, when to buy, how to buy. So Saddest of all though, is the e ect menting yourself? Perhaps take a holiday why complain like a broken (but must that this ‘buy, get, have’ mentality is to some exotic destination and lie on a have – it’s 50% o ) record? Because having on the next generation. Ask the beach. Wait, that involves getting on a every year, it gets progressively worse. average  ve or six year old why we cel- plane, allowing plenty of time to worry Not to mention earlier – who cares if ebrate Christmas, and their response if that shi y looking bloke next to you is it’s August? Put your 6 snow e ect would probably be something to do going to hijack the plane. Perhaps escape up – you probably paid enough for it. with celebrating the life of the man the modern world and live with an Ama- And every year that it does, spontane- who invented the Wii. zonian tribe. Well, you’ll probably bring ity and generosity is sacri ced in lieu of  at said, there are those who in some Western disease and kill most of consumerism. greatly enjoy and bene t from Christ- them o . Get one of those squishy balls Let us consider the year. Valentine’s mas. Mr. Stuart Rose et al, please step to relieve your anxiety and distract your Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, even forward. Celebrities being paid a bun- thoughts. Forget it, you’ll probably end up Easter, orchestrated and executed by dle to act like idiots in the hope it  ogs with a repetitive strain disorder. the card and gi industry.  ere’s bare- a jumper, please step forward. And No, worrying is good. If Louis Pasteur ly a minute to breathe without another just watch their piggy little eyes swell wasn’t particularly worried about people ‘holiday’ or ‘event’ set to drain your up while tills ring non-stop, as brain- dropping dead from diseases he may nev- purse. Wouldn’t you prefer someone washed Britain buys buys buys. er have come up with vaccines. Like with buying you a present just because they most things (excluding chocolate) mod- felt like it, not because Mr. Hallmark eration is key, worrying just a little won’t said they should? But woe betide you Liz Stevens harm you. However, if you are chronically if you don’t buy anything; you’re just a worrying please don’t implode next to me, penny pinching prude if a present isn’t I don’t want to have to worry about wash- ing my clothes. 8 December Issue LETTERS www.seren.bangor.ac.uk DEAR [email protected] ... Since our fi rst issue this year, you guys have been getting in touch with emails and Facebook messages, so here are a selection in all their glory!

Bishops and the like... really enjoyed reading your article in the Freshers’ Issue of Seren about the election of Why YES isn’t always a good thing! the next Bishop of Bangor (‘Holy War!’). It was well informed and accessibly written. I Given this, please excuse me for making one of those really hair-splitting comments t is a wonderful idea that we could live in a world where we can be educated which must drive press editors up the wall. Your article says that “The Church in Wales is well, get a good degree, setting us up for a good life and for free! Unfortunately no longer part of the Anglican Church in Britain” This is not correct. The Church in Wales Iwe live in the real world, where such things are never going to be as simple. became CONSTITUTIONALLY SEPERATE from the Church of England (largely against its On the 16th November the students of Bangor University were able to vote own will) in 1920. We are however, very much part of the wider Anglican Church, both in in a referendum concerning student fi nance. A petition had been put forward by Britain and around the world. Each provincial or national Church has legal autonomy but the Socialist Society of a 150 signatures. This shows the fi rst problem with the is bound into the worldwide ‘Anglican Communion’ by a shared history and faith. referendum; in a University with around 9,000 students, the fact that a petition Why am I banging on about this - what possible difference could it make?! I am keen that will affect the lives of all those students can be proposed by under 2% of the to avoid any impression that we are a closed or breakaway faction. On the ground here student population seems ridiculous. in Bangor the Anglican Chaplaincy on Princes Road (and the Church in Wales churches Any debate on this issue seems to have been left to the fi rst General Meeting in the city) are open not just to people from Wales - or indeed just to Anglicans. You will of the year, which was about the fi rst time the issue was widely known. Why this fi nd people from every corner of Britain and from all over the world at our services and debate was not left to a separate meeting, in which anyone could have come and other events. put questions to both sides seems a bit confusing, especially with the importance of the issue at hand. The referendum seems to have followed too close to the General Revd Kenneth Padley Meeting also, not giving students enough time to make an informed decision. Anglican Chaplaincy (Church Hostel) The referendum, for those who missed it, proposed that the SU follow a “Campaign to Defeat Fees” to defend against raising top up fees and privatisation of universities. I would just like to qualify that I do not blame the Students’ Union for this. They did all they could on the issue, but had to sit and watch their policies to be bent to the will of the Socialists. The manifesto for the “Yes” campaign was fi lled with fl aws and contradictions. A rememberence rant Firstly the manifesto proposed dumping all student debt and all student fees, all at once! This country is going through economic crises as it is, without the dumping n Sunday the ninth of November, I attended the annual Remembrance of debt on the banks and authorities, with no one to pick up the cheque. Service in Bangor Cathedral with a few friends. It was a pleasant service and Secondly, the manifesto proposed that we should have “Free, High quality, Oit was good to see a cross-section of people there, including war veterans, publicly funded education.” There is no way we would be able to get the high quality elderly people, students, active service men and women and various groups and higher education that this manifesto proposes on public money alone. Universities representatives (including our very own SU President and Deputy president) from the are struggling with money already, without having to rely on tax payer’s money local community. Many who attended the service then braved the rain outside at the to fund them. War memorial to observe a minute’s silence. I thought it was good to see so many Aside from the fl aws of the “Yes” campaign, the “No” campaign was even more people honouring what should be considered as one of the most important dates on fl awed, in that it was not in existence. This is an event that has most annoyed me the calendar. about the whole affair. The lack of an actual “No” campaign has denied students the However, two days later, on the actual ninetieth anniversary of the Armistice which ability to make a proper choice on the issue and so has invalidated the referendum, ended the First world War, not one of my lecturers were wearing poppies and no in my opinion. If the referendum had not been so close upon the General Meeting one minute silence was scheduled for 11 am. We did have a minute’s silence, but a “No” campaign may have been a possibility. it had to be requested by one of the students. I was very disappointed with this. Unfortunately the “Yes” campaign was voted in, with only 4.2% of the Student Even though my lectures were in the process of swapping over, I think that some community turning out to vote. It is presumably a safe bet that people voted arrangement should have been made to make sure the silence was, fi rstly, announced without having considered the issue properly beforehand, and so voted for the and secondly, actually carried out. pocket full of dreams. I also heard from a friend who was in the library at the time that a member of It is a wonderful idea that we could all come to university for free and get staff came in to the room a few minutes before 11 to announce that there would be our degrees. But it seems that we have not considered ourselves lucky enough a minutes silence and then again to tell them when it was time to begin. I was glad already, with the fact we are at university, studying for our degrees. My Mum to hear that at least someone was on the ball, but then found out that, despite the always taught me “There’s no such thing as a free lunch”, despite what the good intentions of the staff in announcing the silence, a group of students in the Socialists may believe. library continued to talk through it. These people might like to look up exactly why the silence is held. If they are already aware what it is for, then they should have enough Note from Editor: The Students’ Union General Yours sincerely, respect for the people that fought for their freedom to observe the silence. It is one Meeting is a forum for all students to attend, raise minute out of your life and if someone is disrespectful enough not to stay quiet then Peter Cox issues and ask questions. Both the ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ it is a pretty sad state of affairs. It’s a shame that the respect shown at the Cathedral campaigns were in attendance (the ‘No’ campaign on Sunday could not be found elsewhere in Bangor. consisting of Wes Streeting, President of NUS and Ben Gray, President of NUS Wales) and there was an hour of discussion around all aspects of the Yours Sincerely, referendum. Dave Lewis

Sometimes Seren ventures out into the wild. See if you can spot SEREN ON THE MOVE yourself... 9 December Issue 2008 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk UNION A day in the life of a THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK Sabbatical www.drinkaware.co.uk/facts/did-you-know Offi cer FACT: Every year FACT: £25 billion is Up to one in three spent on alcohol adults are at risk of FACT: alcohol related liver Vikings used the in the UK skulls of their disease enemies as drinking vessels

Spencer George A few words from FACT: # Fizzy mixed 2 Deputy President Spencer George (again)... drinks are absorbed quicker into the Morning hristmas, for many, is about kicking back, relaxing and bloodstream than fi nding chance to socialise with friends and family. Whether its shots. Unlike Rob I don’t don my trainers CChristmas dinner in your halls of residence, a get together in FACT: and go for a run, instead I don my the pub or a night out on the town, Christmas offers the chance to The Norwegian dressing gown and watch BBC have a good time, look forward to the new year and forget about the word for hangover Breakfast to catch up on the latest hours of coursework you’ve endured in semester one. For the majority of students Christmas is also a time to drink and translates news headlines before heading into the as ‘carpenters Union. Bright eyed and bushy tailed I be merry. A glass of mulled wine here, a drop of sherry there, what start my day off by reading through harm could it do? Most of the time, not a lot. in the head’ the copious amount of emails received Nonetheless there will always be the minority that will use the over the weekend whilst sipping a cup festive period to drink excessively. As a result, some students may of tea provided by the lovely ladies in lose their inhibitions and this can lead to all sorts of potentially the Advice Centre. A quick catch up harmful situations. Abuse, fi ghting and lewd behaviour are just a few with the other Sabbatical Offi cers is examples. However the ramifi cations of these actions often stretch essential before usually heading off to far beyond the individuals involved. Whether its neighbours who are a meeting of one sort or another. disturbed late at night, the police offi cers having to break up fi ghts or the nurse in the A&E department having to cope with a higher level of patients, their actions can often affect a large number of people. FACT: Afternoon Over the next few weeks the Students’ Union, in conjunction Alcohol is estimated with the University will be running a ‘Sensible Drinking’ campaign to to be responsible for After making time for a spot of highlight to staff and students the consequences of excessive drinking 33,000 deaths in the lunch (Either a sandwich from M&S during the festive period and beyond. of spaghetti hoops on toast) my Through various medium including Storm FM, Seren, our own UK each year afternoons are usually fi lled with website (www.bangorstudents.com) and a postcard distribution catching up on paper work and funded by Gwynedd Council, we hope to raise awareness to this issue. because of my open door policy I We are not telling staff and students to become tea total and give usually get a number of students up drinking over the Christmas period. We are simply encouraging visiting to discuss various topics. I like them to know their limits, be a conscientious drinker and to not let to think it’s my endearing personality their pleasure be somebody else’s pain. For more information and to that attract students to my offi ce get involved with the campaign please email spencer.george@undeb. rather than my tea making ability. bangor.ac.uk Although I’m assured it’s actually the other way round! I also make time in the day to pop down and see Pearl and Jackie in the shop and purchase the best chocolate bar known to man, the Wispa! Evening SU SENATE Like most of the sabbs I often don’t leave the SU until late evening, catching up on minutes and agendas or attending meetings such as SU Senate or University council. Most Tuesdays I can be found presenting the SU Quiz in the Basement (8:30pm onwards!), otherwise I like to head home, grab some food and relax in front of the TV. That’s if I can get access to the remote! Here’s what happened at the last one: ark was the night, cold was the forward, a measure that could potentially from bureaucracy at its heart. Admitting vision ran counter to previous e orts to of the trumpet against the monstrous ground when Senate last met on link to the War Memorial. Concerns that budgets had not been accounted for distance the Union from association and regiment of Policy Lapses. Of the forty a chilly Tuesday in the  rst week ranged from those over the soundproof- properly and sta ng had previously been may put volunteers at risk.  e overrid- motions put forward only three (the ofD November. ing of the building; to whether or not the misguided, she announced an improved ing consensus however, was that the pro- NUS Wales Communications Policy, the A er granting Mike Goodwin, Di- four- oor li system presented a real im- Trustee Board proposal.  rough the vision should be an exception to uphold Postgraduate Representation Policy, and rector of Estates and Facilities speaking provement for disabled access at the SU, announcements of  ve ‘Focus Zones’, it as paramount the safety of the signi cant the Radio Station Broadcast Policy) were rights, he gave a comprehensive presen- and how long students would have to put was announced by Ms. Dalton that these numbers of students attending the event. kept.  e remainder were lapsed, but tation that put the proposed Arts and up with a temporary shelter as nightclub. zones would provide greater specialisa- From this, policy motions were passed some, such as the Closure of Gwynedd Innovation Centre at the head of a ten- Following this, Katie Dalton, Women’s tion in terms of NUS action. To this end, that put forth Union support for the Museum Policy, were lapsed due to irrel- year strategy for the estate. Mr. Goodwin O cer for NUS Wales, spoke up about the Autumn Extraordinary Conference Fairtrade Society’s attempt to inculcate evant details in the Motions themselves, stressed the provisional nature of the the proposed NUS Reform, which would (12th November) would provide a plat- Bangor as a fully Fair Trade University but are likely to return at future Senate in concepts and designs shown on the night be referenced at Extraordinary Confer- form to raise issues for female and mi- as well as a motion promoting the selling subtly re-dra ed formats. but among the most eye-catching were ence (more on this later). She spoke of nority students. of Organic Fairtrade Clothing on Union People were thanked for their contri- proposals to link up auditorium space how NUS Reform had been on the agen- Up for discussion next was the provi- premises. Following this, Alex Gordon butions… and we’re out. between the theatre and the lecture halls da since the April 2007 National Con- sion of minibuses that was taking place was elected as Welsh A airs Committee through the medium of a moving wall. ference and that any reform would have on the night of Carnage that night. Some Deputy Chair. Stephen Davies An increase in civic space was also put consultation and a desire to break away senators present raised the issue that pro- Senate then sounded the  rst blast 10 December Issue 2008 FEATURES www.seren.bangor.ac.uk ROSTRA Conservation, Gambia style! DO HAMLET new semester means a number ghost of Hamlet’s father behind a of things for the various curtain and shining a spotlight on Aclubs and societies of the him was absolutely genius. For an Students’ Union, new members, new amateur dramatic production the challenges to face and new teams to standard was very high, particularly compete against; for ROSTRA a new impressive were the characters of intake of students and a chance to Hamlet and the grave digger (random host performances of classic English I know but he injected some well theatre. needed humour into the piece.) ROSTRA are Bangor University’s For those in the audience like I oldest drama society and are well who were very familiar with the story known throughout the University for of Hamlet, ROSTRA’s adaptation of their high standard of performances this was one of the better I have and diversity of both comic and tragic seen. Despite a fairly professional play choices. Members of ROSTRA performance the one element missing are not only actors but are involved from the performance was something in many different roles within theatre, fairly simple, a programme! I felt it such as directors, set and costume would have been nice to know who designers. was playing which character and to ROSTRA hosts a variety of give recognition to those who worked performances throughout the behind the scenes. academic year, including regular The performance itself was appearances at the prestigious excellent, showcasing a wealth Edinburgh Festival, I had high of talent within the society, even his Bon re Night you may have an organisation to help Gambians develop It wasn’t all work as the students were expectations of the performance. though Hamlet’s sword snapped in been down at Dickies Boatyard small businesses, and GIG (Gambia Is able to take in Gambia’s culture through Hamlet was no exception to their the middle of the duel, and the body watching  reworks wrapped up Good) taught men good farming practis- presentations of traditional dances, music stellar reputation of performances, of Polonius being dragged off stage Twith scarves and jackets. However, 16 Zo- es as women in Gambia normally do the and storytelling. Even though breakfast hosted over two nights in JP Hall the by his feet. Moments that probably second of their performances of this weren’t meant to be humorous but ology & Conservation students were out manual work.  ese centres also taught the was early, they were able to eat outside by academic year promised to be nothing were perceived by the audience studying in Gambia. Between the 1st and students how existing community projects the pool with temperatures in the high 30s. short of the dramatic sensation that to be that way. In short a good the 8th of November, second-year students are run. Miss Ferris chose this module because it ROSTRA is known for, and I was most effort by ROSTRA to communicate studied local wildlife and visited local According to one of the students, Lucy “sounded like an amazing opportunity and certainly not disappointed. a classic piece of literature to a community projects.  is opportunity was Ferris, Gambia is a popular conservation it was di erent to any of the other mod- The piece was staged in a very modern audience, though tragic the part of an optional module to see how con- destination.  e 20 year old also said that ules” as it was more hands on.  e eight- modern way, minimalistic in terms of original text may be, parts of this servation works in practise. Gambia was also good for studying hun- day trip cost £600 and has only been run- costume and set, however I felt that performance implemented a certain Everyday at 6:30, the students woke dreds of species of birds. Tanji Bird Re- ning for two years. It is worth it however as this worked really well as it made for level of comedy that made the up to travel around Gambia and visit serve is just one of Gambia’s parks where Miss Ferris commented that it was “amaz- fewer distractions for the audience overall piece all the more enjoyable and allowed them to focus on the to watch. conservation centres and parks. Several someone can study these birds. Bijilo ing all-around”. performance. For example the idea farms and organisations were also educa- Forest Park, Abuko Nature Reserve and Frances Birkett of putting the character playing the Bianca Murray tion centres. A reptile farm was in order Matasuko are homes to a variety of birds, to educate Gambians about snakes. Asset, primates and insects. Christmas for a quid (or two) Do-it-yourself festivity

e’ve arrived at that time of year again. Christmas trees Romantic ideas are beginning to appear, minor celebrities are fl icking on Be sure Wglorifi ed Christmas light switches all over the country, and Those of you who are to do me everyone is preparing to spend a small fortune on presents for romantically involved with friends and family. Well, most people are; but for students that isn’t someone are generally thrown into proud, kids! really an option. Instead, we are forced to “get creative” and give a panic as December approaches thoughtful, considerate gifts – on a budget. however, the best option is often the cheapest. Try making a scrapbook with photos of the two Gingerbread Men of you, tickets from dates at the Chocolate cinema, and written anecdotes of times you have shared. Instead of the usual pair of socks this Alternatively, you could make a year, why not try baking something special CD with their favourite songs on Instead of opting for the for Dad or Grandad? Gingerbread men it, and play it when you are with Ferrero Rocher like you do are delicious and really quick and easy them, possibly over a homemade every year, why not unleash to make. And, once they are baked and meal of student favourites such as your inner chocolatiere cooled, you can decorate them to your pot noodles or spam. and make your own box of hearts content! Biscuits and cookies have delight? Gather a load of the same mouth-watering effect and are tasty ingredients that can be sure to impress. covered in chocolate (nuts, dried fruit, pieces of toffee, wafers, marshmallows etc.) Not only will you be saving Buy some milk, dark and Salt scrub money by making your own gifts, white chocolate. Melt in a it shows that you have really bowl over some hot water took the time to do something Got a sister who loves to pamper herself? and dip your ingredients special. Your family and friends Surprise her with some home-made salt into the choc, one by one, will be well impressed and scrub. You may need to buy a pretty jar to using a skewer. Place them as long as everyone is happy keep it in (or wash out an old jam jar – I’ll on grease-proof paper. at Christmas, that’s all that leave you to decide that one!). All you need Add drizzles of chocolate really matters. After all, it’s is sea salt, baby oil, the scented oil of your for decoration and leave to the thought that counts and choice and water. Mix a cup of sea salt with cool! Once your chocolates perhaps they are the pressies half a bottle of baby oil. Add water to create have cooled, you can put that will be remembered in a a malleable texture and then add as much them in a box of your own year to come! scented oil as you see fi t! Mix it up, pop it design for a really personal, in the jar and hey presto – a gorgeous and Megan Tapper & sweet present! thoughtful idea that will put The Body Shop to shame! Kirsten Kennedy 11 December Issue 2008 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk FEATURES Paramount Comedy on Tap A Make-Up Shake Up or most students, Tuesday is usually a pretty boring night Fof the week, you’re either still suffering the effects from Time or gearing up for Octagon or Trash on Wednesday.

But there is something to brighten that dreary night spent sitting in your room, and it wont break the bank What are we really putting on our skin? either. Paramount Comedy Night in Academi. Hosted on the last Tuesday omen have used make-up largest users of make-up in Europe cheap petrochemical by-product, “It individually, but not when they’re of every month Paramount Comedy for centuries. Millenniums, but I bet most of us wouldn’t be just creates a barrier, it doesn’t have mixed together. They become on Tap has been a staple event within Weven. In the Victorian era, able to name one ingredient of any benefi ts for the skin at all.” and paraben cocktails, it’s a toxin Bangor Students’ Union for many women would apply thick white lead our favourite moisturiser. We don’t ‘Phalates’ a group of chemicals used overload.” years. based paint to the face to achieve really know what we’re putting on in nail polish and hairspray used to So, how can we ensure that we Comedy on Tap brings to its the pale and delicate look deemed our faces. create the ‘fi lm’ effect, which are stay beautiful and also healthy? venues the brightest new comedians ‘fashionable’ in the era. Looking back Worryingly, there is a whole host “detrimental to skin and disruptive As not all products that claim to from across the British Isles; but to those so obviously dangerous of legal but dodgy chemicals used to the hormones” according to be organic actually are, look for not only do they showcase up and regimes today, people say “They in even the most popular of brands. Joanna. trusted brands that bear offi cial coming comedians they also search didn’t know what they were putting As we gradually get more and more Each of us uses, on average, stamps of approval, for example for the Nation’s Funniest Student, a on their skin in those days!”. But do aware of the nasties in our beauty between fi ve and fi fteen products the Soil Association symbol. The competition that offers a prize that we really know what toxic nasties products, more women are switching a day from shower gel, shampoo, Organic Pharmacy website, www. money just cant buy; an opportunity may be hiding in our own beauty over to organic products. soap, concealers, mascara, lipstick, theorganicpharmacy.com, provides of guaranteed gigs with Off the regimes? But, not all products that claim to perfume… the list goes on and so do a list of chemicals, and their harmful Kerb Productions and the chance to be organic, actually are. Rachel and properties, found in our make-up develop your very own comedy sketch Shockingly, Joanna Kelly are sisters who started Many products bags and bathroom cupboards. The with Paramount Comedy. Previous their own business, Earth Mother, a key is to read the ingredients list on winners have performed at prestigious many of the store in Ramsbottom which stocks are tested products and look out for them. comedy events such as the Edinburgh only certifi ed organic products. But what about the impact on your Fringe Festival and the Comedy Store most-used “Many of these products are just individually, but bank balance? “Organic products in London. labelled that way, they aren’t 100% not when they’re are not always more expensive. As a regular at Comedy on Tap for products contain certifi ed. All of the products we stock Perhaps the most quality, certifi ed me the nights are always a success. carcinogens, have the offi cial stamp of approval, mixed together. products may cost slightly more, but The comedians are sharp and witty, completely organic and safe.” says even some of the most expensive, even when there are hecklers in the which are known Joanna. They become... a designer products on the market audience, most of the stand ups are Shockingly, many of the nations contain the very same chemical able to work them into their act, to cause cancer most used products contain toxin overload toxins as the cheap stuff. Detoxing making it all the more hilarious. carcinogens, which are known your make-up bag doesn’t have to So when you’re sitting at home My Nanna was right when she to cause cancer. One of the key the toxins. The skin absorbs 70% be expensive at all”, says Joanna. staring at the four walls wondering if told me that once you start using ingredients to avoid, are parabens. of what is topically applied to it, that As more is discovered about the the pub is a good idea, get yourself make-up, you always will. I can’t Parabens are preservatives that includes nasty ingredients. Though benefi ts or organic products, more down to Academi, and for £3.50 even leave the house now without at were introduced in the 1920s and there may be legal guidelines on are becoming available on the high enjoy a night of quality entertainment the very least a bit of mascara and are used in all kinds of products, how much chemical is added to street for example, organic choices with the possibility of a surprise bronzer! A survey by New Woman including food, shampoo, cosmetics each product individually, as we include Dr Hauschka, Korres, REN, performance from a well known magazine in 2006 revealed that even baby products. continually apply more and more Origins and websites such as www. comedian from the British Comedy British women spend £3,000 a year Other avoidable ingredients of them to our bodies, it’s unknown soorganic.com, www.thorganicsalon. Circuit. But if you think you can do on beauty products and treatments, include ‘Parraffi n Liquidem’, a how much damage this is doing com feature ranges of the best better, post your clip online at www. with 81% of women wearing make- lubricant emolioum found in many when combined. brands paramountcomedy.com who knows up every day. British women are the moisturisers and creams that is a “Many products are tested we may have the next Dylan Moran or Megan Tapper Alan Carr in our midst. Charlee’s Fashion Fix ell guys, it’s that time of not as cheap as they used to be! year again...Christmas is I have a confession, I am a bit of an Wapproaching, and loans are impulse buyer and once I fall in love with rapidly running out! I have now got to something, I have to have it! To cut a long the point where I will go without food story short, a belt, Dress and Necklace only to save up those copper coins for and £200 less well off later, I was a a drink in Rascals! But it seems that happy girl! But looking back I could not all students will be suffering this have played it better! Now my new Christmas. Upon my wanderings I FAB idea was to show you some came across some students who designer clothes and then show caught my eye. (Poor things, I do you how to get them for less than apologise for running after you-or half price! So, pick your favourite scaring you!) These students seem designer shop, I’m a sucker for to have no worries about the current Miss Sixty. Pick your Item, and then credit crisis, and are still happy to look on the websites of high street shop at their favourite shops, from shops and search for a match. Topshop to Burton. This gave me No more skinnies! a new idea for this issues article, I I can’t tell you how happy I am think it’s fantastic that the students to announce that Skinny Jeans are I nabbed care about Fashion and want fi nally OUT of fashion. No more do we to look good, but even me, a complete have to hold up our trousers when we shopaholic (yes I admit it) needs to cut bend over, or be paranoid that there might down on the spending, but this doesn’t be a hole in the crotch area. So tuck into mean we can’t look fashionable! First of those Christmas Turkeys! Flares are back all let me introduce you to my victims and and there back with a vengeance! Bring on where they like to shop... the soggy jeans in the wet whether! Notice how they ALL have chosen top A big thank you to this issue’s models, high street shops?! I asked them how and who knows...Next time it could be much the maximum they would spend you! on an outfi t and they told me it would be Have a great Christmas and a Happy around £50. Now I’m sure this is pretty New Year! normal to the rest of you as clothes are SEREN STUDENT CENTREFOLD SEREN STUDENT CENTREFOLD This issue Aisling Mckenna kindly THROUGH THE invited us to witness the hub of festive joy that is her Ffridd site bedroom. STUDENT If you have traffi c cones galore or mess to impress get in touch! Going KEYHOLE [email protected] Up

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Christmas time, The guide to a student Yuletide hristmas is a time for at home. Your parents may be you. Twiglets, sweets, crisps, Coke and give you money at Christmas, goodwill to all mankind, annoying ringing you while you’re with Santa on the bottle. These which enables you to enjoy life mistletoe and WKD... Cunless you live in one of partying hard and not working at savoury snacks and bottomless tins frivolously throughout January those families when at Christmas university, but they care and that of dairy fudge should see you well until you hit a poverty stricken the embarrassing turns up, drinks too much trip because you spent all your Booze, (for those of you who charming, smile and pretend those and decides to tell you stories about money on a games console didn’t don’t drink replace with the socks from Aunty Mavis are the the sixties and that time they met come from nowhere. They bailed equivalent in J2Os) essentially your best thing since sliced bread. at a disco you out so you owe them. The least parents will be having parties, but All that’s left to say is Merry Tom Panah in London. Or instead of freaking you could really do is be pleasant, they don’t normally drink (not by Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza or out due to being stuck at home don’t take their lovely money for our standards anyway) so they whatever holiday you celebrate with the family (despite how much granted! (You shallow individual, buy the 3 for a twenty quid boxes and make the most of fresh clothes you love and adore them, grate on you) of Stella or Carling. Guaranteed and home-cooked food, ‘cause in you when you’re in close proximity Food. There are always tins there will be a box spare and will January its back to Bangor for hard for too long) use this handy guide of Celebrations, Roses and other be given to you so you can take it work... or partying, your call! to maximise your Christmas and various packaged Christmassy back to university, thanks mum and help you enjoy all the festivities. goods that wont last until the next dad! Relatives, don’t annoy them. Dwight McCarthy Firstly, appreciate the time spent yuletide, so mum will give them to They send you care packages

They affect your life Bangor’s unsung heroes! on a daily basis, but do you really know By Rhodri Barker enough about them? Birthday: ouncers, it seems, generally get a bad rap. The image of the uptight, toilets 10th February Bheavy-handed meathead is one or bars, helping which regrettably persists amongst the to fi nd lost items, or dealing with Hometown: Got any general public. But really, these men and injuries (Paul himself witnessed the terrifying Kidderminster women aren’t out to ruin your night. Quite stairwell fall at Trash). You know when you’re the opposite, as I found out during a night ‘the sober one’ and all your friends are Studying: manning the doors and dance fl oors of crying/puking/falling over/talking complete History ID love? Academi. rubbish? Remember how annoying that is? In fact, they’d prefer it if you didn’t call Imagine doing it most nights of the week, Year: them ‘bouncers’ at all. The term is seen as but your friends number fi ve hundred. “If a Second outdated, a hangover from the days when fi ght starts, you’ve not done your job”, says men were employed purely as ‘muscle’. Paul, emphasising the pre-emptive element needed for effective security. At the fi rst Music: “‘Bouncer’ will always stick, unfortunately, A lot of metal and rock but we prefer ‘door staff’”, says Paul Maclean, signs of trouble, door staff will move swiftly head doorman at Academi. The ‘door staff’ and inconspicuously to nip it in the bud. “As a doorman, you’re somebody’s dad, you’re Films: of today are a much more professional American Beauty outfi t, highly trained and legislated (“rightly a social worker, you’re a policeman, you’re so”, as Paul points out), and with their own a vicar – during the night I’m wearing all of Ironman those hats, trust me”, says Paul. regulatory body, the Security Industry Serenity Authority. The industry has even adopted Of course, sometimes things get more management-speak: door staff are engaged serious. Paul told me of his worst experiences: The Notebook in ‘customer care’, ‘damage limitation’ and “When the rave scene fi rst started, you had Groups: ‘confl ict management’. a lot of rival drugs gangs bidding for control That’s not to say that any of the of the Octagon, and they’d turn their anger I hate walking up bitch doorman’s charm has disappeared. There on the door staff; our vehicles were getting hill, Jeremy Clarkson smashed, we were getting followed home. remains plenty of banter and I lose count should be prime minis- of the number of times customers rub Paul’s One night, a group of guys from a certain head (must be good luck, I guess). area appeared outside the Octagon mob- ter handed, they actually had a machete with The affection is clearly mutual. Paul, who The anti-daily mail coa- also works in security at the University, them.” speaks fondly of the students: “Certain His proudest moment is no less scary: lition, Bangor history people in Bangor can be very narrow- “Outside the Octagon one night, I saw a students – we may be guy drop to his knees out of the corner of minded, but here you’ve got people from geeky but at least we all over Britain. That’s why it’s great to my eye. He hadn’t been in the club that work in that environment.” Tonight, that night, but I went over, and the guy was in do a real subject. culture mainly involves drinking VK and a pool of blood. They reckon he’d lost two dancing to Sum 41, but it’s heartening pints of blood, after he’d been smashed to see genuine bouncer-student against a car headlight. The side of his face appreciation. was hanging off. The paramedics said if we Tom’s acceptance It’s in the doorman’s interest to make hadn’t acted as we did, he would have died speech... sure you have the best possible night, and from loss of blood.” Keeping a dying man that’s exactly what they do. According to alive – customer care doesn’t get much Cool! I’m honoured to Paul, ninety-nine per cent of this involves more extreme than that. be Seren’s friend of the ‘customer care’; directing people to month! It’s good to know the This month: “government’s money is being well spent and all my hours of watching Scrubs and Hollyoaks Paul Maclean have fi nally paid off! Academi’s ” head of security Fancy a bit of this? Add us on Facebook to be in the running next month!

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This year, Seren’s roving reporter, Willow Manuel, is dedicating some time to trying out Union clubs and societies. Here’s what happened when she went for Women’s Rugby and Medieval Reenactment

All photos of Willow in action taken by Helen Waller am now getting slightly curious as to why the so- cieties suggested by the Medieval editor involve incredible Women’s Rugby Reenactment he fi rst rule of medieval T re-enactment is that you do not talk about medieval re-enactment, the erhaps one of Bangor University’s least likely all girls Rugby contenders I decided to rise to the second rule of medieval re-enactment is that you do not talk about medieval challenge set to me by the editor, of trying out a few of the wide range of societies on offer in re-enactment and the third rule is that there are no rules. PBangor University. Grabbing the bull by the horns I went to the all girls Rugby taster session. I received quite a shock when I discovered that medieval re- To my disappointment it was not raining during the taster session hence no muddy scrums, enactment was actually about sword fi ghting and not about dressing up, unfortunately. During the training session we learnt basic ball skills (always keep two balls on the I began to feel slightly unnerved when an email from the medieval re- hand...oops Freudian slip) and tackling skills which are valuable lessons not just on the Rugby fi eld enactment secretary stated that he looked forward to fi ghting me and but in life as well. After learning the basics for about an hour and a half, none of which I grasped or am now getting slightly curious as to why the societies suggested mastered, we play an actual Rugby game. However I was at a loss to the rules and only realised in by the editor involve incredible risk... the last second that we had to throw back and run forward. I never thought that my youth spent as an air-cadet would Battered, tackled and bruised in hindsight I thoroughly enjoyed my all girls Rugby experience. It come in useful again; I thought even less that it would come is a great way of keeping fi t, meeting new people (and watching Rugby lads play topless). in handy for a session of medieval re-enactment; however we started off the session with some knee-bending with a stave (marching with a big stick). This seemed relatively harmless, despite the fact that we were preparing for battle, but someone did get hit on the head with a big spear. Following this we had a civilised tea break and I was dressed up as a skirmisher (warrior in a big hat), seven stone heavier from a chain vest and metal gloves I commenced my lessons in sword fi ghting looking somewhat like a hobbit. During my lesson of sword fi ghting I learnt not to hit the opponent on the head. This was followed by another tea break after which everyone battled amongst themselves using pick axes, swords, knives... however I have been urged by the medieval re-enactment society to state that this society does not promote violence at all. The holes in the fl oor were also apparently caused by the fl ower arranging society who also use the community centre. “I commenced my lessons in sword fi ghting looking somewhat like a hobbit”

After people had been bashed across the face or head and I had only lost one limb we ended our three hour medieval “I only realised in the last second that re-enactment session. I found it really fun, if not somewhat dangerous and I received a very good reception from everyone in the we had to throw back and run forward” society and would thoroughly recommend this society, particularly if you suffer from stress... 15 December Issue 2008 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk UPDATE Moulin Rouge Night magine a room full of suits, bowler hats, corsets, feathers, fi sh net tights and high heels. Of course this is what any one who attended Student IVolunteering Bangor’s SIN night would have been a part of. With the raunchy theme of Moulin Rouge, the night put a French boudoir twist on the ever-faithful Academi. The costumes ranged from sexy lingerie, to a fl oor length cape and cane, each and every costume was spectacular and defi nitely set the mood for what was to be a great night. The Dance Club did a display during the night, which was enjoyed by everyone, and the always-popular theme tune for the night ‘Lady Marmalade’ got the club bouncing and getting down and dirty. The night was more successful than last year raising an enormous £880 which will go towards the SVB projects such SVB Project profi le: as children’s club’s ‘Splat and Splodge’, Out and About, Tea Party and RAG to name a few. Each project plays a part in peoples lives and so any Beachn Saturday 16th, National Trust clean extra help is gratefully received. BeachNovember the Lastly a BIG thank you is needed to everyone OBeach Clean who helped before, on and after the night project leaders took a and their efforts were appreciated by group of volunteers on a everyone who mission rather different attended. to that which they are used to. No sand, no sea, no rubbish? What were we thinking? Instead, we chopped down invasive Rhododendron from taking over the beautiful mountains of Snowdonia. Since many hundreds of years ago the fast growing Turkish species has driven out the native Welsh plants that covered the mountains near Crafl wyn Estate in Beddgelert. The plant was supposed to stay where it was planted in the Gardens of a near by Manor but has quickly covered the local area due to its superior ability to germinate. Crafl wyn Estate, now a National Trust site is being replenished and that’s where we, Bangor University, come in. A group 11 strong went with bow saws in hand, not the usual litter pickers, and quickly went about chopping these GIGANTIC beasts down and had a great day around a lovely warm fi re. So much fun was had that us Beach Cleaners are thinking of leaving the sea air a bit more often by working with the National Trust to bring back the roots of North Wales.But, we won’t be forgetting ours, Beach Cleans will still be organised, so we hope to see you there.

CWPAN NADOLIG What can clubs and societies offer me? What do clubs do? Clubs & societies play a vital role in allowing you 5-BOB-OCHR to get stuck into the social scene and become involved with your Students’ Union. Best of all every club & society is open to absolutely everyone; whether an amateur photographer, profi cient actor, rugby veteran or climbing 5-A-SIDE FOOTBALL novice, there’ll be something that appeals. XMAS CUP What do societies do?

07/12/08 Clubs are part of the Athletic Union; whether you’re looking to compete or take part purely for recreational purposes, then you’ll fi nd something to suit you! Many of our clubs compete regularly against other university 10yb/am, Maes Glas teams on Wednesday afternoons, whilst others enjoy our unique location at the foot of Snowdonia National Park. Club activities provide social opportunities, a chance to meet new people and perhaps make friends £1 y £1 per for life. person person How to join...? So you’ve taken a fancy to some of the Athletic Union Get on to www.bangorstudents.com and check out the clubs but what about the non-sporty societies? Whilst Gwobrau i’r Prizes for lists of societies and clubs, then get in touch with them the AU sets the sporting scene, there are over 35 through the contact details listed. Alternatively you societies at Bangor offering a wide-range of activities timˆ buddugol the winners can pop into the SU and speak to Tom Hecht (Societies for you to get involved with. and Events Offi cer) or Rob Samuel (AU President) and they can point you in the right direction. Cofrestrwchˆ eich tim ymlaen llaw drwy anfon e-bost at Enter your team in advance by emailing [email protected] www.myfywyrbangor.com www.bangorstudents.com [email protected] 16 December Issue 2008 MUSIC www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Snow Patrol - Girls Aloud - A Hundred Million Suns Out Of Control

ou’re gonna make me make me love you - yeah you are! YGirls Aloud return with their fi fth studio album Out Of Control and show us why they’re still the biggest girl band currently around, and rightly so. You’ve heard ‘The Promise’, you know: went to number for a few weeks, possibly the catchiest song of the year and best song on the album, but that doesn’t mean the rest is rubbish. ‘The Loving Kind aka Call The Shots part two’ features glistening vocals and a laid back feel, a song you could relax to yet maybe even dance to. ‘Love Is The Key’ kicks off with a not what most people would associ- Hundred Million Suns for me has male church choir and then Sarah’s been one of the most anticipated ate with the band, however this is much voice kicks in, full of attitude and albums of 2008. Still riding high the case for most of the album; songs like smart vocals, with another catchy Aon the success of their two previous studio ‘If  ere’s a Rocket Tie Me To It’ is very chorus that’ll have you singing it albums Eyes Open and Final Straw this much classic Snow Patrol of slow ballads forever. ‘Untouchable’ is stolen by album had a lot to live up to. With Eyes like ‘Chasing Cars’. But other tracks such Nicola, often overlooked by other Open selling 4.7 million copies and Final as ‘Please Just Take  ese Photos From members; it’s hard to dislike her Straw going four times platinum in the UK, My Hands’ and ‘Disaster Buttons’ see the voice which is soft, beautiful and as well as the established success in the UK band branching out of their comfort zone very addictive. ‘Live In The Country’ has been described as being Drum and producing some quality songs that will the band have also enjoyed widespread ‘N’ Bass. It’s not. Dodgy lyrics and success in the USA with the song ‘Chas- without a doubt have earned their places weird farm animal noises means this ing Cars’ being featured in a number of big  rmly on their set list for their upcoming is the weakest song on the album. American dramas such as Grey’s Anatomy UK tour starting in February. From me this However this is a little distraction which earned them a Grammy nomination. album gets 10/10,  ve stars and everything from what is an excellent album,  ey are without a doubt one of the most else in between. Songs to skip to are ‘Take all fi ve members proudly show their successful bands to come out of Northern Back the City’ and ‘Take  ese Photos’, for pitch perfect voices over addictive Ireland, rivaling success of bands like Ash. more of the Snow Patrol you’re used to try pop tunes, and the 60’s feel in some For any Snow Patrol fan this album is ‘If  ere’s A Rocket’. So folks if you only songs works wonders, a defi nite buy and a well deserved number one ask for one album this Christmas, A Hun- most de nitely not a disappointment, still album. characterised by their trademark style their dred Million Suns is de nitely the one to third major studio album manages to have ask for. a di erent edge to it.  e  rst single taken Aaron Wiles from the new album ‘Take Back the City’ is Bianca Murray Stereo Razorlight - Slipway Decade

fter sticking it out for well of the twenty hits included being azorlight’s Johnny Borrell is with the next track supporting this over ten years now at the from his time in the band. Despite Fires no stranger to hyperbole, thought. However ‘London Trash’ Apinnacle of post-Oasis Britrock, the fact that ‘Maybe Tomorrow’ and Rhis criminal record including returns to unusual waters and an Stereophonics have decided to mark ‘Superman’ (tracks six and seven), claiming to be a better singer/ odd Clash hybrid, which leaves you their glittering career so far with a couldn’t be more different, Decade in songwriter than Bob Dylan and feeling that something is slightly ‘Best Of’ collection, entitled Decade the Sun still fl ows effortlessly despite declaring himself a genius. However, lacking, a theme that resonates in the Sun. The compilation includes numerous instances of unusual track behind all the pomp and arrogance throughout the following tracks. hits from all six studio albums listing, bound by Kelly Jones’ raw on show you have to admire This is an album at war with itself, released by the band since 1997, growl that he applies eloquently Razorlight’s capabilities displayed you want to like it, but it presents plus two new tracks that manage to both to the band’s straight-up guitar on their fi rst album, full of ripping you with too many problems and stand up next to the countless huge anthems and their more mellow guitar and catchy numbers such contradictions. For instance whilst anthems included, if only just. As an moments. as ‘Stumble and Fall’, which placed apparently seeking to be original owner of the whole Stereophonic’s them as a fi rm favourite with the and innovative it adopts too many studio back catalogue, I was pleased “...the ambience and indie crowd. Indeed their second styles of times bands gone by. The to hear pretty much every big hit I heavy production clashing album proved they were no one indie edge which established them could think of by the band, and for trick ponies offering mature if more so well is gone for the main part anyone who has been living under strangely yet brilliantly with pop orientated song writing, shifting despite some gems in ‘You and The a rock for the last ten years or so, Jones’ voice...” over a million copies to boot. So Rest’ and ‘Burberry Blue Eyes’, but this album will defi nitely suffi ce in it’s with much anticipation that even these tracks sound watered introducing you to the band’s sound The two new tracks manage not Slipway Fires arrives, with one early down. Songs which contain great and their best known tunes from to sound like fi llers in between the reviewer (one J. Borrell) stating “it’s melodies are tainted with lines over the years. You defi nitely can’t medley of hits they are up against, sounding f***ing brilliant!”. about a hot-bodied girlfriend who accuse this album of not doing what and whilst ‘My Own Worst Enemy’ The album opener helps me spend my cash and other it says on the tin, and in this respect arguably doesn’t pack as much ‘Wire to Wire’ displays a further questionable lyrics. this undoubtedly is the defi nitive punch as ‘More Life In A Tramps removal from previous albums than Slipway Fires is not a terrible Stereophonics ‘Best Of’ if you’re Vest’ or ‘The Bartender And The perhaps expected, although this album, but everytime it looks like looking fundamentally at the band’s Thief’, ‘You’re My Star’ is up there isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The waking you up it seems to fall short, success in the charts and their most with the best Stereophonics ballads, mixture of melodic piano and the indeed ‘The House’ sees the album memorable tunes. the ambience and heavy production desperate cry of I’ve been looking end with a whimper. This could’ve The album kicks off with ‘Dakota’, clashing strangely yet brilliantly with for someone to believe in/Love me, been the album to propel Razorlight Stereophonics’ only single to reach Jones’ voice. again and again certainly make for to greatness, you feel it wants to number one on the UK charts, and From their unlikely rise to a striking and profound opening. be an album like U2’s The Joshua again fans who have followed the stardom beginning in the small After the fi rst two slow burners we Tree, but in the end it leaves all but band since their early days may be village of Cwmaman in South Wales, get a welcome shift of pace and the ardent fan longing for the old disappointed that their Best Of should Stereophonics show with Decade in reminiscing of the band’s indie roots simplistic catchyness of ‘Rip It Up’ begin with a post-Stuart Cable song, the Sun that they are undisputedly appears to be in evidence with the and co. as the long departed original drummer one of the defi ning Indie bands of the riff laden ‘You and the Rest’, one played a vital part in shaping the last ten years; let’s hope they still of the highlights of the album, band’s sound and cementing them continue to add to their impressive Liam Randall as one of the biggest acts in the UK; back catalogue with further studio however Cable is deservingly well releases in the future. represented throughout the rest of Decade in the Sun, with all but six Jack Sexty 17 December Issue 2008 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk MUSIC Chairlift – Leadbelly - Does You Inspire The Blues and Much Much More You ometimes I drift into some of the Classic Smore obscure Justice - A Cross The realms of musical history, Album and root through the Review Universe cracks and crevices of old blues from as early Right now Justice seems to be as twentieth century doing to dance music what the America. This is how punk movement did to guitar I came across Huddie music, except a whole bunch William Ledbetter, more stylish (though both feature known to his peers as leather jackets). The live CD half ‘Leadbelly,’ who is one of this CD and DVD package is well of my favorite all time worth it if you are a fan of french blues and slide guitarist electro have enjoyed the similar from this period. live mixing heard on Daft Punk’s Admittedly, it’s not Alive 2007. It does as much justice often that I do spare the (pun slightly intended) to the time to even begin to atmosphere of a real Justice show look into the past of an as an audio recording can possibly old not-so-well-known achieve. Their frantic overdriven musician, but with a DJing style makes things exciting nickname like Leadbelly, I background that makes his music and big tunes like ‘We Are Your could hardly resist. Legend has it, that so full of it. On some of his lesser Friends’ and ‘D.A.N.C.E.’ bring the his name was coined after being shot known tracks the only instrument fun into their mashed-up set. The his trio from Brooklyn set out to electronic feel about it. in the gut as many as three times, but present is his moody deep voice. DVD is not actually a video version make music for haunted houses On their MySpace they cite still lived to tell the tail. A somewhat It is however his unique, delicate of the concert but a documentary Tso not surprisingly their debut ultraviolet, fantasia and sitting on different type of character from the underwater-like slide tone that really of their 3 week tour in America album has a bit of a creepy feel to it, the fl oor as infl uences which gives front men of today’s indie orientated bends my ear drums. Tracks Like ‘CC earlier this year. Heavy drinking, but that’s defi nitely not a bad thing. you some idea of the bizarre and music scene don’t you think? Rider’ and ‘You Don’t Know My Mind,’ sex, mansions, fi ghts, guns, police, The fi rst single ‘Bruises’ is known playful attitude of the album. It’s Other interesting anecdotes and would seem so timeless if it wasn’t and even Las Vegas weddings all for the catchy chorus I tried to do defi nitely a good start and the band urban myths about the artist include for the poorer recording quality they feature, so if you thought it was handstands for you which shows the made an appearance on a 6 Music him murdering several people and had back in the nineteen hundreds. just rock bands that got up to all poppy, upbeat side to the album. hub session as well as being featured also being released from jail from a Any wannabe blues guitarist of the crazy antics then Justice prove ‘Evident Utensil’ is another happy one in The Guardian, possibly because of murder sentence after serving only today should defi nitely listen to the that DJs can do it even better. with good lyrics and a beat which will its accessibility. It’s not a hard album seven years, because he wrote a song multi-talented, slightly mysterious and It’s interesting, cool, a little dark, have your head bobbing as you listen to get into, especially if you like to the prison guard, pleading for his dangerous Leadbelly and embrace his confusing, excessive, and you to it. Songs like ‘Don’t Give A Damn’ Yeasayer, Camera Obscura, Voxtrot release. There is no question though, music, but not so much his lifestyle... won’t be able to take you eyes off it. and ‘Territory’ have an eerier feel and or Lykki Li. despite all the shards of bullets that Hell! give him a listen even if you’re he may have had in his stomach, ‘Earwig Town’ is enough to make you not. You won’t be disappointed. squirm. You can hear undertones of Leadbelly sure did have a lot of soul. The Cure and 80’s pop throughout Georgia Mannion Sometimes I feel that in a way, it Kitsune Maison - is this dark and rather harrowing Tom Durkin and generally the album has a warm, Compilation 6

hen you’ve exhausted every mp3 blog on your phonics Wfavourites list but still can’t stop trying to fi nd amazing Christmas Songs music that no-one has heard of in the Sun yet (someone is counting the indie points, right?) then trust Kitsune fter sticking it out for well of the twenty hits included being to sort you out with a truckload over ten years now at the from his time in the band. Despite of it with every new compilation Apinnacle of post-Oasis Britrock, the fact that ‘Maybe Tomorrow’ and hristmas is only a few weeks away, not that I’m countingof course…so is it ok to listen to they make. Last time around you Stereophonics have decided to mark ‘Superman’ (tracks six and seven), Christmas music yet? If you’re anything like me you’re too poor to spend much time in shops may have been lucky enough their glittering career so far with a couldn’t be more different, Decade in these days so you’ve narrowly escaped the onslaughts of Cliff Richard, Slade and Wizzard thats to have heard Foals and Crystal ‘Best Of’ collection, entitled Decade the Sun still fl ows effortlessly despite C been going on since early September. Castles months before they hit in the Sun. The compilation includes numerous instances of unusual track the front pages of the NME so rest hits from all six studio albums listing, bound by Kelly Jones’ raw Starbucks have cracked out their gingerbread latte and there are more xbox game adverts on TV than ever before it seems. Maybe it is time to prepare for the build up? The obligatory and traumatic assured some of the talent here released by the band since 1997, growl that he applies eloquently is destined for recognition soon. shopping trips, spending time with doddery relatives, being force fed Christmas cake (“Mum I don’t plus two new tracks that manage to both to the band’s straight-up guitar Personal highlights include young stand up next to the countless huge anthems and their more mellow like marzipan! Aaah!”). If ‘White Christmas’ does to you what it does to me (convulsions and nausea) Ladyhawke-in-waiting La Roux, anthems included, if only just. As an moments. then you need a completely new soundtrack to get you through the next few weeks of inevitable glad the ever amazing Digitalism, a owner of the whole Stereophonic’s “...the ambience and tidings and good will to all men (even Russel Brand and Jonathan Ross). very dancable song from We Have studio back catalogue, I was pleased Band (my bet on whats going to hear pretty much every big hit I heavy production clashing Georgia Mannion to be everywhere in the near could think of by the band, and for strangely yet brilliantly with future) and the post-Alice Glass anyone who has been living under pixalated candy sweetness of a rock for the last ten years or so, Jones’ voice...” HEARTSREVOLUTION. this album will defi nitely suffi ce in The two new tracks manage not introducing you to the band’s sound to sound like fi llers in between the Twelve alternative festive tunes for an easier Christmas: Lee, x. and their best known tunes from medley of hits they are up against, over the years. You defi nitely can’t and whilst ‘My Own Worst Enemy’ accuse this album of not doing what arguably doesn’t pack as much ‘Merry Christmas’ – The Ramones ‘Winter Wonderland’ – Diana Krall it says on the tin, and in this respect punch as ‘More Life In A Tramps this undoubtedly is the defi nitive Vest’ or ‘The Bartender And The Stereophonics ‘Best Of’ if you’re Thief’, ‘You’re My Star’ is up there ‘O Come, O Come Emmanuel’ – Surfjan looking fundamentally at the band’s with the best Stereophonics ballads, ‘Its Christmas (Baby Please Come Stevens success in the charts and their most the ambience and heavy production Home)’ – U2 memorable tunes. clashing strangely yet brilliantly with ‘Alan Parsons in a Winter Wonderland’ The album kicks off with ‘Dakota’, Jones’ voice. ‘Better Days’ – Goo Goo Dolls Stereophonics’ only single to reach From their unlikely rise to – Grandaddy number one on the UK charts, and stardom beginning in the small again fans who have followed the village of Cwmaman in South Wales, ‘Little Drummer Boy’ – Lou Rawls ‘I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day’ band since their early days may be Stereophonics show with Decade in – Pedro The Lion disappointed that their Best Of should the Sun that they are undisputedly begin with a post-Stuart Cable song, one of the defi ning Indie bands of the ‘Santa Claus Go Straight To The ‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ as the long departed original drummer last ten years; let’s hope they still Ghetto’ – James Brown – Coldplay played a vital part in shaping the continue to add to their impressive band’s sound and cementing them back catalogue with further studio ‘God rest Ye Merry Gentlemen’ – ‘Silent Night/7 O’Clock News’ – Simon as one of the biggest acts in the UK; releases in the future. Barenaked Ladies & Sarah Mclachlan & Garfunkle however Cable is deservingly well represented throughout the rest of Jack Sexty Decade in the Sun, with all but six 18 December Issue 2008 FILM www.seren.bangor.ac.uk Quantum of Solace Eastern Cinema A Bittersweet Life

un-Woo (Lee Byung-Hun) at well developed (by Western fi rst glance, is an everyday ho- standards, anyhow), and then Stel manager, but within the fi rst it all comes to a head when fi ve minutes of meeting him we soon he’s about to follow the boss’s realise he is in fact an enforcer for orders but takes a split second the local mob and a very effi cient one to realise that he is in fact about at that. The story goes that his mob to kill just a couple of kids. boss Kang is seeing a younger girl, This new found sympathy and Hee-Soo, but suspects her of infi del- humanity is both his redemption, after old. And the humour of Korean fi lm, ity so assigns Sun-Woo to watch her years of no-questions-asked killing, as black as ever, is married yet again, uantum of Solace is the 22nd change of pace for the fi lm. while he’s out of town to see if she is and simultaneously his damnation. perfectly with the harsher tones of the Bond movie picking up half Performances from the leading indeed a dirty little harlot , and if so, It is time for the big fi ght. He gets movie. The direction is accomplished, an hour after the end of the characters were all solid. I was Q for him to “take care of it”. Of course it buried alive to show him his boss borderline cheesy but seeping with previous fi lm (Casino Royale) and pleasantly surprised by the main wouldn’t be much of a fi lm if our anti- means business, and when he digs undeniable style. essentially follows Bond (Daniel villain, Dominic Greene, played by hero chose to follow orders and we’d himself out it is only to show him And as for the action? Well it’s as Craig) on his quest to avenge the Mathieu Amalric, his war cries during be fi nished within a half hour so natu- further that the boss wants to give relentless as any other Korean fi lm death of Vesper Lynd. This was an the fi nal fi ght scene are entertaining rally he takes pity on the girl and her him another chance. But he has seen you’ve seen to date. The martial arts interesting change of direction for and should be listened out for! Judi fancy man, thus kicking off all kinds of how easily they disregard people if are impressive and a nice change a Bond movie, being the fi rst time Dench was excellent as always and events which include, but aren’t lim- they make one misjudgement so vows from guns and explosions of most one fi lm has had a direct link with Craig and Olga Kurylenko, the new ited to, having his former mob friends to take them down. His burial and action epics, while Lee Byung-Hun, another. bond girl, were convincing but did and boss out to kill him. subsequent escape is a mud-drenched obviously a natural for it, relishes in Craig is a great James Bond as lack the on-screen chemistry that But before we get onto that, rebirth of Sun-Woo. showing off his skills. The amount of we saw in Casino Royale and they Craig shared with Eva Green in let us talk about Sun-Woo, he is a Director Kim Ji-Woon shows real blood and screams will satisfy even are developing the franchise in an Casino Royal. fascinating creature. He is unarguably fl are behind the camera. The imagery the most cynical of action fi lm lovers interesting way. To start off with, All in all, I found Quantum of cool about everything, see bar fi ght of Korean cinema has always appeared while provide an injection of originality the opening car chase is exhilarating. Solace very enjoyable and liked the and road rage, he gets the job done so much more sharper, as well as and freshness into a genre so over- The camera angles make it fun and fast pace and gritty style, although without breaking a sweat and casually visceral. The use of classical music run with mediocre efforts. exciting to watch-although at times the ending seemed to be rather walks off. He’s always alert. For an against an otherwise distressing event (such as during a later foot chase abrupt and not as well-rounded as action fl ick he is uncharacteristically is employed yet again without growing Richard Laba scene) the constant fl icking between previous offerings. Bond purists may one angle and another can make it not enjoy this fi lm but if you are like hard to follow what’s actually going me (thankful we no longer have to on. The rest of the action in the fi lm put up with ridiculous gadgets) I is intense and gritty. Director Marc think you will like it. It has a good Forster’s style has been widely (and blend of storyline, incredible action DVD Review rightly in my opinion) compared to scenes and stunts, and also good that of the Bourne fi lms-the fi ght performances by the whole cast. scenes are fast and hard-hitting, Daniel Craig has proved he was a even more so than Casino Royale, great choice for this role. but there is an interesting change of Matthew Cox style during a shootout at a concert which was very stylish and a nice Body of Lies

hen actor Russell Crowe deceptive boss who is thousands of and director Ridley Scott miles away. Thus, Ferris sets about Wfi rst collaborated in 2000 on his own to track down the terrorist on ‘Gladiator’ the result was widely but Hoffman seems to be one step regarded as huge success. However, ahead all the time. subsequent collaborations ‘A Good One thing that must be Year’ and ‘American Gangster’ haven’t remembered when going to see ‘Body been nearly as well received with the of Lies’ is that it is not a popcorn latter mainly receiving acclaim for movie. Those who will appreciate it the presence of Denzel Washington, are those looking for a fi lm that will rather than Crowe. Their latest fi lm make them think, as this fi lm is very together, Body of Lies is the latest in intelligent and thought provoking a long line of Hollywood movies with with a very complex storyline. The Mamma Mia! themes relating to the war on terror, intricate plot is too over-complicated and considering that virtually all of its and the various plot strands don’t predecessors haven’t struck a chord come together in a wholly satisfactory o, the eagerly anticipated however as Sophie’s Mum (Meryl expect all the cheesy dancing and with mainstream moviegoers, the big way. Also, while the fi lm has a lot “Mamma Mia” hit the big Streep) had many affairs before her acting that you would see in a question is whether this fi lm is any to say, it is all presented in a very Sscreen this year and left cen- birth. It turns out her father could theatre performance. She does different, the answer defi nitely a no. messy and incoherent manner, so tre stage, packing out cinemas with be one of three men. Enter the well with what little talent she has In the current climate, fi lms such much so, that only the most watchful people all ages singing along. If you three men; Harry (Colin Firth), Sam working with the big name stars, as this are really not what casual of viewers will pick up on everything were a “Super Trouper” and went to (Pierce Brosnan) and Bill (Stellan as half of them look like they’re moviegoers want to see, and this fi lm that is going on. see the fi lm you would have noticed Skarsgard). Unsure who the real wondering why they are in a fi lm isn’t going to change anyone’s mind The fi lm is also too long-winded all the golden oldies reminiscing “Dad” is, she invites them all to her like this? Especially Pierce Brosnan. about that. and slow-paced, severely lacking in of their younger days as “Dancing Greek island begging the question The fi lm does run nicely and Roger Ferris (Leonardo DiCaprio) the action department, with only a Queens” while the new kids on the “Does your Mother know”. Much to there’s never a moment where I felt is a deep cover CIA agent based couple of action sequences to speak block were simply falling in love her dismay, she doesn’t. it was “Slipping through my Fingers”, in the Middle East whose job is to of and then only very brief ones, with the likes of Dominic Cooper and From this point onwards the fi lm particularly with a song breaking track down terrorists on ground even though they are well-staged Pierce Brosnan. Such a variety is basically runs around in circles, out every 5 minutes, but that’s just level. His boss Ed Hoffman (Russell and very thrilling while they last. rare to see these days; you wouldn’t leaving us to question who can be “The name of the Game”. Crowe) is based at Langley where The saving grace of the fi lm comes catch your Grandma in the recently the real father on so many occasions “Take a Chance on Me” when I he monitors all ongoing operations from the acting, with both Leonardo released “Zak and Miri make a por- that by the end we don’t really care. say that in order to enjoy the fi lm from afar, taking all the credit for DiCaprio and Russell Crowe delivering no” now would you? If you’re one A song then comes along to wake you’re going to have to be one of their successes. When a new terrorist completely convincing performances of those softies that are in love with us up again and rekindle that plastic those softies that really likes a chick begins orchestrating attacks against of entirely believable characters, the fi lm before you’ve even seen it grin that will actually appear at times fl ick every now and again…. luckily civilian targets throughout Europe, it even though it is DiCaprio who really because you love musicals or adore during the fi lm. Don’t get me wrong I do. I really enjoyed the fi lm and it is up to Ferris to track down those steals the show. It’s just a shame ABBA, then you’re in for a treat. it is an enjoyable fi lm, with its heart left me with a big smile on my face responsible. However, Ferris fi nds that the overall fi lm isn’t up to the The fi lm centres around Sophie in the right place, but “When all is as it will undoubtedly do to you as his operation being compromised at quality of their acting. (Amanda Seyfried) a twenty- said and done” it doesn’t pull much well. every corner, as Hoffman is carrying something in a search to fi nd her out of the ordinary. out his own side operations. With real Dad so he can give her away on Directed by original stage show time running out before more attacks Robert Mann her wedding day. This is a problem director Phyllida Lloyd, you can Sam Evans are carried out, Ferris fi nds that he can’t trust anyone, least of all his Christmas Film Special 19 December Issue 2008 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk FILM

The Family Man

ack Campbell (Nicolas Cage) Christmas presents. Naturally supporting turns from the ever has to make a life changing Jack freaks out and runs out of reliable Don Chealde and Jeremy Jdecision at an airport with his the house and is bemused that he Piven as Cage’s best buddy. The college girlfriend Kate (Tea Leoni). doesn’t own a Ferrari. He drives to fi lm is really carried by Cage’s Does he take the road to London work in a people carrier to fi nd he performance whose transition to begin a wealthy and luxurious doesn’t have a job on Wall Street from heartless business man to career or stay in New York to live a and people he knows don’t know devoted family man is entirely life with Kate. He chooses London him. What Jack is experiencing convincing. and on Christmas Eve, thirteen is a ‘glimpse’ given to him by a The Family Man is a great change years later, we catch up with him guardian angel (Don Chealde) of pace for director Brett Ratner living life as a lonely, though super to show what life would be like (Rush Hour Triolgy) who brings rich Wall Street investment broker. if he had stayed with Kate those pace to proceedings and doesn’t He enjoys his life of money making thirteen years ago. give the fi lm an over sentimental and one night stands with any The Family Man is very much feeling. The ending is poignant glamour model he so chooses. a modernised ‘It’s a Wonderful but hopeful and is a perfect climax On waking up Christmas Day Life’ and better in my opinion. It to a sweet, witty and thoroughly morning, Jack fi nds himself not has the latter’s charm, warmth entertaining Christmas fantasy. in his penthouse suite, but living and poignancy and career best in New Jersey suburbia with Kate performances from Niocolas Cage and two kids frantic to open their and Tea Leoni. There’s also great Mark Varley

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Die Hard

or me, Die Hard is a great the quick wits of New York cop John Christmas movie; an iconic McLane (Willis) holding them back as ike Die Hard, Renny here on Samantha is teamed up Again, like Die Hard, The Long Faction fi lm that continues to be he takes them out one by one. ‘Cliffhanger’ Harlin’s actioner with private eye Mitch (Samuel Kiss Goodnight has a tongue in an infl uence to the genre and also Amidst the blood, bullets and Lis a rather violent, but an L Jackson), to fi nd her real cheek tone and witty script from one that propelled Bruce Willis to explosions lies a witty screenplay exciting and explosive treat set identity. We know quite soon Lethal Weapon writer Shane international stardom. The thrilling that gives even Alan Rickman’s at Christmas time. that she may be a Government Black. All in all, whilst not in the set pieces always knowingly reminds villain of the piece Hans Gruber some Samantha (Geena Davis) is assassin, but it’s not clear why same league as Die Hard, this you that it’s all happening during the memorable one liners. Alan Rickman’s living a comfortable lifestyle in she is wanted dead by multiple underrated fi lm will please those merry season and, for me, is the scene stealing performance and the the suburbs with her husband agents and old enemies giving who like non stop action. Plus, reason why Die Hard should be an fi lm’s tongue in cheek tone is what and daughter. Trouble is, her chase. anything with Samuel L Jackson essential watch at Christmas, if ‘It’s makes Die Hard such an entertaining Samantha suffers from amnesia It’s all really silly, but moves is always a bonus. a Wonderful Life’ isn’t your sort of thrill ride that still stands proudly on after a serious car accident. It’s at a breakneck pace and the thing. its own after twenty years as one of not long before the past she can’t explosive action is delivered with You all know the story by now I’m the fi nest action movies ever made. recall catches up with her. From exuberant energy from Harlin. Mark Varley sure but nevertheless, in a nutshell: Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles is taken over by terrorists with only Andy Peterson

full protest by perfectly captures the contrast lf is Ferrell’s only successful his mother, has between Ralphie and his younger comedy that children can enjoy his sights set on brother’s excitement at Christmas Eas well as the funnyman’s usual one particular to that of the stress and hard target audience of teenagers and Christmas work of their parents. adults. Elf follows Buddy (Ferrell) who, present: “a Red There are many classic scenes as a baby in an orphanage, climbs Ryder carbine- such as the father’s determined into Santa’s sack one Christmas and action 200-shot ’attempt’ at decorating the tree, is taken back to the North Pole. Here, range model BB family meal times, unwanted Buddy is raised with elves and now gun air rifl e.” presents on Christmas morning, as a thirty something, makes toys in However how do the Christmas dinner turkey being Santa’s workshop. Problem is, Buddy you convince both eaten by next door’s dogs and the is not aware that he is different to his ELF parents, and your family trip to the shopping mall to fellow elves. He’s well over six feet than expected. Highlights include A Christmas Story school teacher for visit Santa: “You’ll shoot your eye tall, can’t stand in the showers and him crossing the road without the that matter, that out kid” is the answer a dejected has a tiny bed. Making all the toys assumption that he may get hit, a hink back many years to wanting an air rifl e Ralphie gets after having told up there, you’d think his fellow elves great moment on an elevator and a a Christmas when you for Christmas is a good idea and Santa that he wants an air rifl e would have made him a bed by now! brilliant confrontation between Buddy Tunwrapped the present that there is absolutely no danger for Christmas. If you want to see Only now does Old Saint Nic decide and a businessman who is a dwarf you’d been hoping to fi nd of “shooting your eye out”? a fun, clever and witty Christmas to send Buddy to New York where his but who Buddy believes is an elf. A under the tree. Maybe it was a Needless to say he is constantly fi lm that all can enjoy then ’A father lives. great comedy fi ght ensues. new bike, computer console or warned by his mother and teacher Christmas Story’ is the fi lm for Most of the fi lm’s comedy comes Elf has charm, wit and warmth board game. Bob Clarke’s 1983 that this will happen! you. It’s available on DVD and from extended montages in New York that not many Christmas fi lms can festive comedy, set in 1940s Narration throughout the fi lm should not be missed! City following Buddy getting used to achieve nower-days. Elf should go America, centres on one family’s is provided from the perspective the new surroundings. This may sound down as a modern Christmas classic. preparations for the big day. of an adult Ralphie, looking back clichéd but Will Ferrell puts through a Nine year old Ralphie, with over the fond memories of a Will Dangerfield charming and hilarious performance full support from his father and childhood Christmas. The fi lm which makes these scenes funnier Dan Jones 20 December Issue 2008 BOOKS www.seren.bangor.ac.uk “An alcoholic is someone you don’t Top books for like who drinks as much as you do” ot my words, but those of to our cracker prizes of today! Wales’ national poet, Dylan Radically, he emphasises the NThomas, whose accent and repetitiveness of the season, a poetry were deemed “inseparable”. far cry from Dickens’ “God bless Christmas this year A drinking session with him would us every one!” stance. He does, likely prove fatal, but the prospect however, beautifully describe what of curling up by an open fi re with a every child does want on the 25th: ow we all know that it’s getting to that point of the year were we have copy of his poem entitled ‘A Child’s a white Christmas. Thomas paints Christmas in Wales’ could only a masterpiece in words. Using to start trolling around all of the shops trying to fi nd those all important be delightful. This poem expertly fantastic imagery, he highlights the NChristmas presents for the family and friends, and as we know, help captures post-WW2 Britain. “The verisimilitude of both a fi re and a is always needed at this time of the year. So here are a few book ideas for [then] greatest living poet in the cat spitting. English language” reminisces about So when you’re blaming other Christmas presents: his own childhood Christmases of a people’s drink problems for the “little world” wherein Christmas for long wait at the bar this Christmas, children was far less commercial remind yourself of this article’s than any of our generation title! For the car nut: For the car nut: For the chef: remembers; the “useless presents” of the 1950’s are alarmingly similar Rosie MacLeod

his year the must have cooking book Tis the latest from Jamie Oliver: Ministry of Food. This cooking book The Model Wife is inspired by Jamie’s mission to get all of the by Julia Llewellyn UK eating more healthily and learning to cook better very fairy tale has the Many arguments and tears later, food. From the basics that enchanting beginning, Luke leaves his wife and moves in we all know and love, to Ewonderful middle and the with Poppy. Life seems perfect for new and exciting recipes, happily ever after, however Poppy a while, until the fi rst Mrs Norton, this book is perfect for soon realised her fairy tale Hannah, decides to take revenge, anyone who enjoys some only had a good beginning, through her article kitchen action. if you can call it that. After in the paper, entitled many years of working as a ‘My Ex and the Bimbo’. model, work dries up and This leads to a number Poppy is forced to take a of tales told and Poppy job at the local café so she fi nally decides she For the soppy one: can pay her rent. This is needs a life and gets where it happens, where her own column. But she meets her prince does this spell disaster? he best book this Christmas for he best book this Christmas for great book this charming, Luke Norton, Will Poppy and Luke get anyone who loves their cars is anyone who loves their cars is Christmas for the the local anchorman for their happy ever after? Tthe latest and greatest from none Tthe latest and greatest from none Aromance lovers is the the Seven Thirty News. Or is Luke still having other than the king of cars, Jeremy other than the king of cars, Jeremy wonderful and uplifting new He was perfect in Poppy’s affairs, even after he left Clarkson. His latest book, For Crying Clarkson. His latest book, For Crying novel by Maeve Binchy, eyes; good looking, kind Hannah for Poppy? This Out Loud, is already being dubbed as Out Loud, is already being dubbed as entitled Heart and Soul. This and loving; he only had is the perfect feel good his best ever. So if you know the perfect his best ever. So if you know the perfect is for all of those who love to one downfall, his wife story, with a number of person who loves their cars, sarcasm person who loves their cars, sarcasm curl up on the sofa, in front and children. After many promises twists; you’ll still be guessing about and reading exactly how Britain should and reading exactly how Britain should of a roaring fi re when all the of leaving his wife, Luke manages what will actually happen until the be, this is perfect. be, this is perfect. awful weather ransacks the to woo Poppy, but all goes wrong last page. outside world. A warm and when she falls pregnant and Luke very funny novel, this is the wants her to have an abortion. Emma McColl perfect gift for your mothers or sisters, or even you. Seren recommends... Peter Pan Cat’s classics Chocolat! by J.M Barrie by Joanne Harris

eter Pan is considered by most adventures in the dangerous world of e all know that a render redundant his preaching people to be a “Children’s Classic” Neverland varying from nondescript box of Lenten abstinence. Prather than a legitimate adult saving Red Indians Wchocolates is enough Instantly, Vianne is disliked book. However after fi nding myself part to fi ghting pirates. to turn any tough cookies into in the village; her business, of a discussion in the pub between 6 Overlooking the blatant squabbling children. Joanne Harris’ compared to the sinful gluttony post-graduate students where Peter sexism and racism of best seller, Chocolat, melts the of ancient Rome, is accused of Magical things can happen with faith, Pan was the main topic of conversation, writing of this period, themes of society’s expectations bringing disorder and her family imagination and a little bit of fairy dust. I thought it more than deserved a Peter Pan hasn’t and the diffi culties of self restraint situation is branded “illegitimate”. mention. dated, it’s still a great into one rich, irresistible recipe; As a riposte, the calm Vianne Many people are introduced to Peter idiosyncratic, escapist think Hansel and Gretel coated in uses the magic of chocolate to Pan by the various adaptations that fantasy story where a thick layer of social critique. wean the parishioners off petty have been produced ranging from anything could happen The fi rst day of Lent in the morals consistent with society’s Disney to my personal favourite of and probably will. fi ctional French village of Lansquet- restrictive expectations, and onto Spielberg’s Hook. Yet many people You may wonder sous-Tannes, sees the arrival of a a new open-mindedness. Her (including myself until recently) haven’t why I’m recommending mysterious single mother, Vianne, business becomes an enchanted read the book that the story originally you read a ‘fairy story’ a kitchen witch, who sets up a support group. There, mercilessly comes from. and whether adults chocolaterie, La Céleste Praline, scapegoated gypsies are accepted The magic begins when, whilst would want to read (The Heavenly Praline) directly and a beaten wife fi nds the chasing his shadow one night, Peter about a boy fi ghting opposite the Catholic Church. The courage to leave her re-offender fl ies through the window of the pirates; but the story religious overtones in her choice husband, new attitudes which Darling’s nursery. While there he meets is captivating as of its name are no coincidence, the curé vehemently condemns. Wendy, John and Michael Darling, you are an outsider but a direct jibe and this theme However, the early hours of Easter teaches them to fl y then takes them to looking into this of Christianity versus Paganism Day reveal he is not the whitest Neverland. Readers are asked to close magical world... and thicken the plot. The very sober, truffl e in the box after all! their eyes and they will be transported there is a part inside absolutist curé is vexed by the Interpretable as a parody of to Neverland, where Peter lives with his every one of us that arrival of this enterprise which Eve and the (somewhat healthier) band of ‘Lost Boys’ who battle the Red will never grow up. goes against everything the apple, this confrontation of bitter Skins, fi ght pirates, and are friends with Church and society stand for: It is societal hypocrisy has a very the mermaids that live in the lagoon. owned by a secular spinster who sweet aftertaste. The novel follows a series of Cat Prince dares to trade on Sundays, and its tempting nature is enough to Rosie MacLeod 21 December Issue 2008 www.seren.bangor.ac.uk TRAVEL Prague: A City with Everything t’s that time of year again. A fat man in a red astern Europe is become an ever more popular holiday destination suit is breaking into our house, eating our food for holiday goers. From the beaches of Bulgaria to the streets of and unloading his sack all over our living room I Slovenia, it is stead fast becoming the norm to visit these places fl oor….what’s not to love? E rather than the traditional Spain, France and Italy. And if your thinking But for the true travel junkie, not even this of venturing off to Eastern Europe there is one place I would say that festive holiday will stop them from venturing should be top of your choice; Prague. The capital of Czech Republic, it further in the world. So for you all I have included is situated about 20km southeast of the modern city airport; Ruzyni. an article hopefully to get your travel juices Flights fl y daily with Bmi Baby from Manchester and Birmingham to fl owing over this cold and frosty weather and give Prague for as little as £24.99 returns. From Liverpool you can fl y with you an alternative to freezing in Britain. Also, as fl yglobespan from £29.99, so getting to Prague is easy and cheap. promised, is a review on a European City; this Once there in the centre of the Czech Republic you will be amazed issue Prague is the choice and I am sure that after by everything Prague has to offer. It is a modern, vibrant city which still reading it you will want to take a cheap fl ight over holds its heritage close to its heart. From the buildings to the bars there to this amazing city. will be something for everyone to experience about Prague. Happy travelling!! Stef Accommodation is reasonably cheap, although prices are starting to increase with the popularity of the city as a short break or holiday desti- nation. With a wide choice of hotels to suit all price ranges you will easily fi nd somewhere to stay. Hotel Axa, Hotel Central, Hotel Lunik and Hotel Belvedere are all priced at about £130 for three nights stay, depending A Snapshot of Cologne: on time of year. If you want something a bit more extravagant then The Crowne Plaza A Christmas Dream Prague, on the outskirts of the city, is your best choice. With only a ten minute tram journey to the centre, you can get a little bit of heaven for a reasonable £80 a night for a standard room. However if money is is on a budget then Prague has a good choice of cheap and friendly hostels that would be perfect for your stay. Hostel Alia, Hostel Strahov and Hostel Vesta are all within the city centre and would provide you with a pleasant stay. You will never be lost for things to do in Prague. The Castle, situated on top of Petrin Hill, it is the largest ancient castle in the world. The walk itself up Petrin Hill is something amazing as you look over the en- tire city, or you can even jump on the cable car that takes you right to the top. A sight not to be missed is the famous Charles Bridge. With its 30 gothic statues, the bridge is lovely to walk across day and night and look up the Vltava River and onto the lights of the city. If castles and bridges aren’t your thing then Prague has a growing shopping district and rising nightlife. From the street markets selling antiques and traditional Czech tapestries, to the designer heaven of Pariska Street; with the likes of Dior, Dolce and Gabbana and YSL on pen air ice-rink, fairy lights, chitectural eye, there is the magnifi - choice. The new town does come alive at night with bars and restau- mulled wine, music...and to cent Cologne Cathedral. Built in the rants busy with locals and tourists alike. Even the nightclubs are slowly Otop it all off...snow. Sounds like Gothic style, it boasts one of the tall- rising in popularity for all who visit the enchanting city. a dream Christmas. Something Cliff est spires in Europe, and is open to Prague really is a place you can visit anytime of year but if you are Richard would have sung about back the public for tours. into your music then The Prague Spring International Music Festival in 1988. Traditional German hospitality might be something different to experience. For the most picturesque But no. This is a typical December means everything will be taken care time to go then you must go in winter. Although very cold it does have day on the banks of the river Rheine. of. Drinks, food and hotels are a plen- a tendency to snow and lie for days. There is nothing more amazing Every year, the northern German ty. But don’t for a minute think that than walking the streets of Prague with snow on the ground, bright blue city of Cologne plays host to its world you will be spending all your savings skies, and the sun shinning through. famous Christmas markets. Drawing on this one trip, because for just over Prague really is a must go on any travellers list, and hopefully you in thousands of visitors from all over a hundred pounds, you could have a now see that you really need to visit the magic that is Prague. the globe, it certainly has plenty to of- weekend in a hotel, and a ferry over Stef Black fer anyone who visits. (if you drive). If not, then don’t wor- The markets themselves offer a ry. The nearest airport, Köln-Bonn, huge range of handcrafted goods, is only a short taxi journey from the ranging from paintings to candles and city. Again, with fl ights from only £35, even boomerangs! Along with that there will be plenty left for you to Christmas with a twist goes the traditional German dishes, spend over there! including hot cherry waffl es, and cur- ried sausage. Don Kelly For anyone with a historical or ar- Planning on camping in the USA? f like me, you spent your summer experience was like, here’s what a few working without a holiday you of the participants from last summer Iprobably thought it was the most had to say about their experiences at boring eight weeks of your life. Camp America: Well my fellow students fear not Alexandra Harkness “Words cannot because I have an answer: Camp describe how much I miss Camp and America! Every year, 7,500 people everybody I met there. It truly was take the opportunity to work in the one of the best times of my life and I USA in summer camps for children really cant wait to return next year! ell the fi rst semester is al- Many just want to get away from the If a cold city break Christmas isn’t that cater to every need. A wide Jonny “Thanks Camp America! They most over and everyone is busy Christmas shopping and all the for you then how about spending De- variety of choices are offered from sent me a certifi cate and a golden heading home for the holi- hustle and bustle of the festive sea- cember 25th on a beach in Tenerife sports, arts and crafts and faith based rubber chicken in the post for being a W days. We’ll be slipping on our snug son; you have to admit, sunning it in temperatures of 28 degrees. Al- camps. You can choose to stay for top ten forum poster and blogger! Im pyjamas, fi lling up on sweets and up in Spain does sound slightly more though many places such as the Ca- nine to fi fteen weeks of your summer; so proud!” probably watching a Muppets Christ- appealing. Although we all love our naries and mainland Spain do not and now for the question everyone So there you have it, an amazing mas Carol, all from the comfort of our Christmas dinners and sitting next to celebrate Christmas to the same ex- wants to know; how much? £500. As opportunity to work abroad, meet living room sofa. But what if there is the tree to open our presents like we tent as we do, so you’re unlikely to Simon Pegg would say how’s that for new people, gain new skills and have an alternative to that type of Christ- were fi ve again, that shouldn’t put eat turkey for your festive meal, the a slice of fried gold? a cracking good time. I have my mas, what if it’s not all about the tree you off going away for Christmas. idea of drinking Margaritas while in a A large number of the staff working interview for Camp America in two and the turkey, but rather having a Visiting somewhere at Christmas will bikini by the side of a swimming pool in the Camp America offi ces have been weeks time so wish me luck! If you slightly different type of festive cel- be completely different that at any does sound slightly tempting. to camp themselves and through the are interested in becoming involved ebration. other time of the year. Christmas is all about tradition application process. As I am currently visit www.campamerica.co.uk for The traditional types of travelling In New York you will be dazzled but maybe it would be best if we applying I have to say there is no more information. you do at Christmas are usually visit- by an abundance of festive lights, started our own little traditions, like question too big or small to ask them; ing your Gran and Granddad. How- Christmas displays like no other and jetting off to the sun for two weeks, I have honestly never dealt with nicer Bianca Murray ever we don’t have to be limited to an ambience to the city that can only or visiting a different state of America or more helpful people in my life. The a car journey 2 miles down the road. be felt at this time of year. Shops each year just to see how Christmas online application is very effortless; Whether it is shopping in Manhattan, take their window displays to the is really done. Sometimes it’s not all plus the benefi t of completing it online skiing in Switzerland or lounging on Christmas extreme, The Rockefeller about the turkey and the presents is that over 900 camps across the a beach in the Canaries, there is a Centre has one of the largest trees but rather just having some fun do- States can access your fi le 24/7 to see travel destination that’s sure to make in the city lit up in all its glory, and ing something different, that’s where if you are right for their camp. your Christmas more memorable if you’re lucky enough for it to snow, real festive spirit comes from. There are a multitude of different than ever before. you can bear the cold and take a stroll roles you can perform within the Going away at Christmas is be- through Central Park; which really is camps. To give you an idea of what the Stef Black come ever more increasingly popular. at its prettiest. 22 December Issue 2008 SPORT www.seren.bangor.ac.uk A word from the AU President s we approach Christmas the sports season is well underway. There have been competitive matches galore on Wednesday afternoons, with all the teams putting Ain strong performances. It really is great to see the passion and enthusiasm all Rugby League the club members show on fi xtures day! As well as Wednesday afternoon fi xtures we have a number of clubs competing in local competitions, and have also been sending teams away to weekend championships, such as the BUCS Swimming Championships and the BUCS White Water Racing Championships. Again, Bangor Students’ Athletic team top of Union had strong representation in all of these events – and from what I’ve heard everyone has had loads of fun too! Obviously I can’t forget the non-competitive clubs, who have also impressed me this semester. Bangor University Mountaineering Society (BUMS) have been growing hugely as a club, and are going from strength to strength. Similarly our other outdoor the table activities clubs have also been attracting lots of members and creating great opportunities for people to try something new, and sometimes unique, whilst at Uni here in Bangor. If you want a full list of clubs visit last-second try by Craig passing by Tom Garland and Will www.bangorstudents.com/au. Spencer gave Bangor a 28- Varley put Spencer in for the winner. All that’s left for me to say really is have a great Christmas, and I hope you are looking forward to the Athletic A24 victory over Cheshire in a Other try scorers for Bangor in the The Season so far: Union’s healthy living week to be launched at Serendipity 2 on January 30th. Their will be lots of activities for match that will remain long in the second half were Luke Donovan, people to enjoy throughout the week, including a POOL PARTY (how cool!!) so make sure you keep an eye out memory. Garland and Nick Brown with Tom for the posters and check www.bangorstudents.com! Oh, also don’t forget the 5-a-side football Xmas cup on Thrilling, tense, frustrating, Mottram kicking three conversions Tensions were high before favour but the second half would Sunday 7th December. If you want to enter a team email me at [email protected]. joyous and bruising are only a few helped by Max Bracken who also the opening game at Chester, see their defence work as hard as of the numerous adjectives that scored one conversion. In terms of given that two matches had their fi rst half attacking display. Merry Christmas! could describe the drama as it ebbed game play, however, the two teams already been postponed due Tom Garland tackled relentlessly and fl owed throughout the eighty were even as Cheshire showed why to waterlogged pitches, and it in the heart of Bangor’s defence minutes. The visitors led only 4-0 they were unbeaten with an equally showed as the home side took the and the newcomer earned his adies Night at the Menai proved a huge success on November 10th at half time thanks to a score by impressive display. Gallantly, Bangor lead in the opening few minutes. Man of the Match award for his and thanks to the women of Bangor we raised nearly £1000 with Ian Skinner but it was enough to managed to keep their composure Bangor gifted Chester their score efforts. A nail biting fi nish saw A little big money going to the Rugby League Benevolent Fund Charity which give Bangor the edge over their when it was easy to let the situations on the back of two penalties but Bangor repeatedly gift Liverpool L opponents in a half that also saw get the better of them. Both Skinner this merely awoke a sleeping possession and conceded a try helps severely injured rugby players cope with their disabilities. them lose a player to the sin bin for and Garland took huge hits on the giant as the visitors soon ran riot. but thankfully they had the grit thank you Will Varley ten minutes. fi eld but continued to play their part Bangor’s Captain Danny Wright, in and determination to hang on for Former Great Britain international and Liam Morton produced a solid usual fashion, bulldozed the home the close 14-10 win. Andy Gregory was at hand to give performance at prop for Bangor, defence and scored four tries; Next for Bangor was a scenic Bangor some advice but it was down working tirelessly to gain the hard helped along by Luke Donovan who trip to Aberwystryth. Bangor’s to the players to fi nd the result. yards. It is now four wins out of four scored twice through a crumbling day started in unlikely fashion Homophobia in Sport - will it ever change? Indeed it was in the balance until the so far for Bangor but this season will defence. Thomas Mottram, in when the team kit was left behind raeme Le Saux had excellent “it wouldn’t stop me. I very end as, with ten minutes to go, no doubt be in the balance until the his fi fth playing year for Bangor, resulting in the emergency trip track record in his chosen enjoy playing the game the lead changed hands four times fi nal week. scored twice and added four to Sports Direct to purchase a profession of football. During so no matter what people to set up a compelling fi nale. Quick conversions whilst fellow centre set of Welsh international rugby G Will Varley recorded his fi rst hat- union shirts! (Pictured above his eighteen years in professional say I will continue to play.” trick for the club in the second is the Bangor team in their full football he played 400 matches and So, perhaps it is mostly half. Chester kept fi ghting ‘till the ‘international’ strip). gained 36 international caps. He the “bantering” element end as rugby league is relentless Bangor, off focus at the kick also has a wife and two children, yet of team sports that proves and quit is no option. Bangor’s off, let Aber take advantage of he suffered abuse from opposition, too malevolent for some Ian Skinner fi nished with two their ill discipline with only a fi ne fans and even team members as a gay and bisexual members. tries, fresher Nick Brown and Man last ditch tackle by Tom Garland result of incorrect rumours that he English rugby star (and of the Match Rhodri Davies also saving the day. Bangor’s Thomas was gay. It is easy to see, from this Sunday Times Number One scored once during an impressive Mottram claimed two tries and example, why Le Saux has dubbed Gay Icon) Ben Cohen stated, debut performance at full back. eight conversions to take his homosexuality ‘sport’s last taboo’ “my impression is that it Max Bracken slotted over two match tally to 24 points. Man of (2008). Being openly homosexual would be fi ne to be able to conversions of his own to leave the Match Will Varley completed or bisexual in sport is not widely "come out" in rugby. Most the end result at 14-72. a hat trick and Luke Donovan accepted; discrimination is evident rugby players are cool about Liverpool University travelled continued his hard work in the from all parties; the media, fans it and think that people to Bangor with a reputation as forwards with two tries. and other players. It can destroy should be allowed to live large as a student’s debt. They Aber managed two tries of their an otherwise booming career and their lives how they want to. had already been involved in own to set the fi nal score at 64- compromise a player’s focus. After the fi rst bit of banter, two hard fought matches against 12. Special praise must go to Tom There has only ever been one things would calm down. teams of considerably more calibre Garland and Nick Brown who, in publicly gay professional football We all take banter all the than Chester so this is where the their fi rst year at Bangor, showed player - Justin Fashanu – and his time about different things. Welshmens fi rst real test would their dedication to the team by story includes being banned from This is the 21st century; surely lie. catching (very) early trains from team training, being disowned by his the players and fans would be more interested in his Now, what would Colleen say? Bangor dominated possession back home to return especially “There has only ever with a formidable display by the for the game and returning standard of playing.” But As far as policy is concerned, forwards with Danny Wright, afterwards. been one publicly gay is ‘banter’ going too far when it almost all professional football Gethin Francis and Liam Morton Captain Danny Wright gave his professional football gets so personal? Le Saux said, “If and rugby clubs have an anti- all running their weight. Will account of the season so far: “I’m you look at anything, whether it is discrimination policy in place; Varley opened the scoring for really proud of the whole team; player and his story racism or homophobia or whatever, Manchester City even signed up to Bangor followed by a superb short of all the commitment and heart includes... suicide” as if it is just a laugh that can be a the Stonewall Diversity champion’s pass by Max Bracken that sent that the lads have put into Bangor very serious issue. I'm all for a good programme, which promotes good Chris ‘Wolfi e’ Thompson through Rugby League. Playing teams like brother and ultimately his suicide. laugh but when you offend someone practice regarding sexual orientation out wide to score his fi rst try for Cheshire shows how much guts In contrast there have been many and you are damaging relationships in the workplace. the club in his second year and his and determination a team needs high-profi le lesbian sports people then it goes way beyond being a The Football Association's director delight at scoring really lifted the to win and we’ve got it in heaps! such as the tennis players, Martina laugh.” Perhaps fi nding the line of Corporate Affairs, Simon Johnson team. I’ve never been prouder to captain Navrátilová and Billie Jean King. between traditional sports-banter says, “The FA is leading the way on Liverpool were not to be such a brilliant group of lads and Both of these women were extremely and offensiveness is the key. tackling homophobia in football and taken lightly however and they here’s to maintaining our 100% successful on the court and currently Ian Roberts managed an eight- our work is becoming recognised were capable of toughing it out record and winning the league for actively fi ght for LGBT rights. year career in Australian Rugby across Europe. Abuse of any such too with powerful surges down a third time!” So why is there such a lack of League after ‘coming out’ as gay in nature can now be tackled by the FA Bangor’s right sided defence that support for gay and bisexual men 1995, the same year that Mianne via sanctions and potential bans". kept them in the game. The half Will Varley in team sports? Individuals such as Perhaps it will only take a few time score was 10-4 in Bangor’s Chris Morgan (power lifter), Nigel “Perhaps fi nding a line more ‘out and proud’ high-profi le Owens (Welsh Rugby Union Referee) between traditional people to convince those abandoning and Orlando Jordan (Professional their sporting dreams that they Wrestler) are successfully ‘out’ as sports banter and are able to brave the gauntlet of well as excelling in their respective offensiveness professional sports whilst staying careers. As Ian Wright – former is the key” true to themselves. Maybe once the Arsenal and England striker – said in world of sports sees that a person’s 2006: “Homophobia is unacceptable sexuality or gender identity does not in an offi ce so should not be Bagger transitioned from Male to affect their skills then the changing advocated on a football pitch.” Female prior to forging a successful room ‘bantering’ and opposition In a recent interview a local gay golfi ng career with the Women’s abuse will cease. Then professional footballer in Bangor, who wishes to Golf Association and playing in both sports will fi nally catch up with the remain anonymous said, “[Football the British and U.S. Women’s Open. rest of the working environments Clubs] go on about equality, but at Both faced almost equal amounts of to become a welcoming place for a professional level it doesn’t take acceptance and discrimination and everyone. much for opposing teams to use Mianne Bagger explains, “As much as homophobic abuse. I have heard a my main focus is on golf, controversy few comments off the pitch.” When and media focus tends to be a part Emily Collins asked if this would discourage him of my life and golfi ng career, and is from continuing the sport he replied, something I need to balance.” 23 big thank you to everybody involved in Dance Team sending us to Edinburgh! Our Christmas December Issue 2008 Christmas Show, “A Christmas Spectacular” is coming www.seren.bangor.ac.uk SPORT up, with half of the proceeds going to Hope Spectacular House Children’s Hospice. With perform- Bangor University Show. ances from Ballet, Tap, Modern, Contem- Success in Women’s Fencing porary, Street, Break, Latin and Ballroom, his semester has seen BU Dance and with sound provided by STORM, it is n my fi rst year I was elected raise over £300 to help fund the an event not to be missed! Doors open at Riding Club start Women’s Team Captain not costs of the Edinburgh University 7pm in Powis Hall on Saturday 6th Decem- because of my skill (I’d never TDance Competition in February. You may I ber. Entry is just £2 with NUS and refresh- fenced before University) but have seen us roaming around Varsity try- ments will be available. We hope to see you 2008/09 at a gallop! because I was the only female ing to sell you lollies on Halloween!  ank there! Happy Christmas from Dance! student in the club. I’m now in you to everybody who donated – we never my third year, coming to the point expected to raise £170 in just one night! where I have to train someone else  is amount was nicely topped up at Abby-Jay Wilson up to take over the position, and it’s the proceeding Body Shop Party.  ere absolutely amazing how different the position of Women’s captain were facials, makeovers, ra es and games had become. galore, helping to raise a further £135! A Bangor University Fencing club’s reputation has grown a lot in the last few years and, with our fi rst women’s entry into BUCS this year, I feel that we’ve really cemented our respectability. We are currently placed second in the league, winning four matches to one loss (against Liverpool 1st) which, considering four of our six fencers are home- grown, and having only started and in coaching. Whoever becomes fencing at Bangor, it really shows the Kevanne Sanger Women’s Captain next year will be heart and dedication that everyone inheriting a team brimming with is putting in. We’re also lucky that (Women’s Fencing potential. I wish them the very several experienced fencers have he Bangor University Riding and the stunning beaches of best of luck. (Pictured here are the Team Captain) joined the club in the last couple of Club successfully ran its Anglesey on which to ride, and we Bangor fencers). Tfi rst ‘funday’ on Saturday offer mountain and beach riding, years, helping us both in matches 22nd November. Organised under as well as lessons, fundays and the Student’s Union ‘Give-it-a- competitions, all at subsidised rates go’ scheme, the day was aimed for Riding Club members. We also at beginner, novice and nervous have two teams entered into the Sports Personality Of The riders who wanted to try horse BUCS competition league this year riding for the fi rst time or else and training, organised by our team get back into the saddle. The day captain, Alice Gadsby, is going Year arrives once again was held at Gadlys Farm Riding well. oon to arrive on our TV sets in Japan this year, the victory shots physical achievements. For this School in Caernarfon and activities We are a very friendly and for another year is that with his proud mum) and no-one and more, both candidates deserve included a grooming and tacking up sociable club and we meet every pre-Christmas shindig and denies the sheer physical toll of strong consideration. masterclass, a horse riding lesson Sunday night at 6pm in Rascals bar S “pretend-you’re-mates” schmooze tearing around Silverstone et al, Along with Hatton, England and gymkhana games in the fi eld. (Upper Bangor). So come along and that is the BBC Sports Personality of though we should perhaps detract rugby-union fl y-half Danny Cipriani’s Despite the Welsh weather not see us on Sunday, have a drink, fi nd The Year 2008. It’s been a bumper points for the entire emissions ‘laddish image’ – a bust-up with being at its best, everyone enjoyed out more about what the club has to year for British sport, most notably output of F1 racing having a team mate Josh Lewsey, dating Kelly themselves and got stuck in. No offer, book a ride, or simply come through storming performances carbon footprint the size of India. Brook - has given him a number of one went home empty handed – all and have a chat with likeminded at the Olympics and Paralympics, In a different fi eld entirely, Welsh column inches away from his day- participants received a rosette for people who won’t switch off after and though the preclusion of a swimmer David Roberts capped job and has ensured he meets the their hard efforts. fi ve minutes of “horsey talk” like domestic team at Euro 2008 has a world-record breaking year in personality side of the equation. This year Sharon Smithurst and your partner or parents do!!! no doubt made it harder to single freestyle events with four Gold Love him or hate him, at least he myself (Ellie Sutcliffe) have taken Pictured above with their rosettes out footballers for the plaudit, Medals at the Paralympic Games, provides a talking point. But… not to over as captains of the club and our are the participants of Bangor there has still been a wealth of ensuring a tally of eleven Golds in let the question go begging, who is aim is to create a fun and friendly Riding Club’s ‘give-it-a-go’ funday, individual achievement in a variety his Paralympics career total, and the smart money on? Well, if I had a club that welcomes riders of all with the 2008-09 club captains, of forms from sailing to tennis and providing a euphoric pivot upon crisp tenner to spare, I’d pop down abilities – from those who have had Ellie Sutcliffe (far left) and Sharon even gymnastics, courtesy of Louis which BBC coverage rested. to Ladbrokes and place it on a certain their own horse and competed at Smithurst (far right) Smith, the fi rst black man to win a Just a few weeks earlier, Chris Ms. Adlington. Hopefully though, a high level, to people who have Medal in Olympic gymnastics. Hoy was putting the exclamation the awards will be a celebration of never sat on a horse before and So, who deserves to take home point on a successful week of indoor the range and diversity in British would like to “give-it-a-go”! We are Ellie Sutcliffe the plaudits for the year? And on track cycling winning a trio of Gold sport. Should be fun, especially if very lucky in Bangor as we have the what criteria should the decision Medals at the Olympics, to add to me and Hatton* are there in the beautiful mountains of Snowdonia be made? Should the award same room. belong to athletes who have *Seren is in no way pushed their sport forward in a “Perhaps detract attempting to initiate confl ict purely physical sense: among with Messr Hatton, unless it’s A Remembrance Day them Andy Murray? Those who points for the entire being screened on Sky Box have gone out of their way to Offi ce and we receive at least to forget for Bangor F.C raise the profi le of British sport emissions output of 25% of the profi t. and facilities? Or should we credit instead the consolation F1 racing having a angor City Football Club’s clash Williams added, prizefi ghter; true ‘characters’ of Stephen Davies with Rhyl on Remembrance “As soon as the sport such as last year’s runner carbon footprint the Day was marred by fan police arrived, B –up Ricky ‘stand-up routine’ violence during the fi rst half of the the disturbance Hatton? (This of course leads size of India” top of the table encounter. The was quelled.” to the circular question of how fact that the match was played on Indeed that is best to defi ne the nebulous concept successes by female counterparts November 11th did not matter for often the case of British sport’s ‘spirit’, often Victoria Pendleton and Rebecca the fi fty or so ‘fans’ who brought once the police embodied in the plucky loser. Stand Romero, capitalising on the shift in shame on Bangor F.C as a mass arrive. There up Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards). the fulcrum of power from French brawl broke out on the terraces. were no arrests As the great Queens, NYC hip-hop cycling to British cycling that had North Wales Police inspector Steve and one fan was trio Run DMC once proclaimed, ‘It’s begun at the World Championships Williams confi rmed: “We attended allegedly injured but with Rhyl set Tricky’, and the pundits often tend earlier in the year. Away from his a large scale disturbance between to return to Farrar Road for a Welsh to shower with praise the biggest bike, Hoy has proven a spirited and rival fans where 50 people were Cup fourth round match on January tangible success stories and tag ebullient advocate for encouraging allegedly fi ghting.” One eyewitness, 31st, FAW chief John Deakin is them as early favourites. Top of this cycling in the UK. Nicole Cooke’s who wished not to be named, gave a taking no chances, “I think games list, arguably, is youngest-ever F1 role has been markedly similar, more accurate account of the events: played behind closed doors should champ Lewis Hamilton, whose dash the Olympics Road Race champion, “There was a bad atmosphere from be considered.” Deakin went on to towards the end-of-season fi nale in in a recent Observer interview put the start and the air was thick with say, “I’m absolutely appalled really Brazil with runner-up (and home forth an eloquent case that women’s tension. The trouble started as that amongst a relatively small favourite) Felipe Massa, provided cycling offered a visual spectacle coffee was being thrown around group of people (709 spectators more heart-in-our-throat moments the match of any male equivalent and a drum belonging to a Rhyl fan attended the match) a number of of sheer drama than a DVD boxset contest, while responding was kicked; once it kicked off things them can’t behave themselves and of Wacky Races (Who were your admirably to the preconceptions of got out of hand very quickly, and it spoil the occasion for everybody.” favourites?, mine were Lazy Luke those attempting to stir up a rift was lucky that no-one had a knife or Unfortunately football violence is and Blubber Bear in the Arkansas between indoor/outdoor cycling some glass, because someone could often the downfall of the British Chuggabug). in camp GB. Both athletes have been very badly hurt.” game and it now looks to have Hamilton’s story has the much- have displayed stoicism and a Security was heightened for the rooted itself in North Wales. needed human element (the formidable intelligence that will fi xture, but stewards and security metaphorical near-miss of the ’07 prove invaluable for British cycling had to sort out the problem before Will Varley season and the physical equivalent in the long-term as much as their the arrival of the police. Inspector