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Volume 27 Wilfrid Laurier
Number 19 University, Waterloo Thursday, February 5, 1987
Council levies rejects proposal to waive lot on UW co-op
Kevin Most of the task force's twenty- of the lot recommendation did not have. Student Council "1 By Montgomery support levy proposal. building co-ops. recommendations The task force Brian one were accep- housing recom Alderman Turnbull, chair- could see us down the road going to
Waterloo Council failed ted by Council on 26 mendation was worded dif- man of the task voted and it's City to City January slightly housing force, co-ops important to set the support a recommendation by the with the exception of the controver- ferently then the City Council against motion that the lot levy procedure for that now," said fee be Housing Task Force that lot levy sial waiving of lot levy fees for motion. The latter included "univer- waived. "I didn't take a Thompson. fees the be waived for non-profit, co- student housing. Even the task force sity sponsored" for co-operatives in position on issue on either side," Turnbull said Mayor Carroll's trip student itself united the said operative housing. was not entirely in its wording, which the task force Turnbull. to Toronto with University of
Waterloo president Douglas Wright Brian Thompson, WLUSU the to persuade provincial govern- President and a member of the ment to support the North Campus housing task force, thought the task housing development is evidence of force had Turnbull's support. further City support for student Turnbull said City Council wants housing. to encourage family housing in the "We're disappointed in Council's but the uptown area, city is sup- decision," said Chris Baldwin, portive of student housing develop- gen- eral of Waterloo Co- "The manager ment. very fact the housing operative Residences Inc. "We felt task force was set up is one indica- that the task force had done a good tion of support," said Turnbull. job In making recommendations that
The task force made would the housing is up sort out student housing
local residents, students, university problem," said Baldwin. "We have
staff, members of the uptown as- some reservations about the ra-
sociation, and representatives of the tionale behind some of the coun-
cillors City of Waterloo. The uptown as- objections to the lot levy
sociation supported the waiving of proposal."
lot fees. The levy housing saga will continue, as
The importance of this issue to some task force members continue
students is the long-term possibility their representations to City
of Wilfrid Laurier University, or its Council.
Senate meeting deals with influx of students
Debbie Hurst By possibly double the number of
applicants, because of fast-tracking
There was much debate on the with students catching up five-year
dual convocation at the proposed students at the high school level. last Senate meeting. Students in the fast-track graduate The January 28 meeting also dealt •Cord photo by AndreaCole one to two semesters earlier than with the of'fast-tracking,' the || 1 li \v.A*llplll ■ impact students in the regular five-year high of students created of Laurier potential excess school curriculum. JFred needs a fob. Fred FMntstdne was one many keen students who visited the PCS whenboth four- and stream Summer Job Fair in theTurret in the hopes of finding employment for next summer. five-year This will, as Dr. Elliot said, "place high school graduates seek entrance which pressure on programs are
next Also discussed were a year. already strained to the limit."
new proposal concerning athletics, The two possible solutions were
and a student/faculty exchange implementing classes on Saturday,
with a British agreement university. or raising entrance requirements to WLUGSA deserves Dr. John President of Wilfrid recognition Weir, keep constant the number ofpeople Laurier stated that after University, accepted, said Dr. Russell debate with the Student some Muncaster, Vice-President of
from Pres Senators and WLUSU representa- university, says Gettinby Academic. he determined most students tives, "A wave could hit the school, and
wished to retain the and the hymn it could hit as soon as 18 months By Tony Karg cations would be if WLUSU decides to enter into an
benediction as a part of the cere- said Elliot. agreement with the administration for WLUGSA (from now)," mony. full of the Wilfrid Laurier University s Another issue from Elliot's report The first year autonomy. It was also made clear that the had Graduate Student Association (WLUGSA) was an which prompted discussion to Brian President of said that Thompson, WLUSU, an Thom students do not want the the to President ceremony do with athletics. According to organizational year, according between agreement WLUSU and WLUGSA was split into two separate segments. report, which is currently being Gettinby. reached last year in which the Students' Union from "Thestudents wish to graduate as considered, the federal The last major obstacle is official recognition government the Graduate Student Association recognized as in order their one body to preserve create well-funded centres the plans to University. autonomous. A formula for the distribution of the sense of said Weir. voted to give community," for athletes. The Last January, the students of Laurier high performance Students' Administration Council Fees was resolved. Students also want to invite an would that WLUGSA from the Wilfrid Laurier proposal mean one autonomy that this Graduate Board Gettinby says year's of unlimited number of he said. Associate Vice guests, Students Union (WLUSU). university would have a high con- University Directors has been down all the work" "laying ground This would the Affairs Jim mean ceremony centration in certain President of Personnel and Student Wilgar of talent a area for the continuing negotiations with the administration. with would have to still be held at sees the administration's "official relationship of athletics. "I don't that it (administration anticipate recognized Kitchener Auditorium insieadof the (Operations These athletes" would WLUSU through the university agreement "super be autonomy) will happen in term." His only my complaint smaller Centre in the Square, Procedures Agreement)." recruited from high school and is that the negotiations have been slow." "moving very The is recognize graduation ceremony ap- Legally, the administration cannot trained by an expensive specialized During the year WLUGSA has been trying to raise that proximately four hours iong and has WLU throughfcthe OPA coach. Their athletic would WLUGSA since agrees of regime awareness its presence on campus wine and through a and a The for students at prayer hymn. move to WLUSU is the sole representative body be so heavy that they would only be cheese parties and informal gatherings. Gettinby states split into two ceremonieswas Laurier. prom- able to maintain part-time student that the social activities have been well attended by be pted by last year's convocation, Fred Nichols states it should status and their academic careers Dean of Students, students. graduate when students Administration many left immedi- WLUSU that approaches the senior would be secondary to their career ately after receiving their certificates. anticipates that the Graduate Student in about WLUGSA. Gettinby sports. The next matter of Laurier Association will eventually take on a more academic concern stem- Wilgar explains that the administration sees Other ramifications of this con function with the related med from a submitted Dr. it is "not in the best guest speakers in various report by sideration include as a collective community and that amateur sports Richard the Council graduate studies. Elliot, on of interests of the university to fragment everything. becoming highly competitive, a gap office WLUGSA Ontario Universities. WLUGSA would With the in winding down, has in Wilgar also said that autonomy of year the skill level between universities The indicated that there is with nominationsfor the 10 director positions and a report the relationship opened Continued on change university's current page 3 be ramifi- Chief Electoral Officer. going to an excess of students, WLUSU. Presently he is clarifying what the THE CORD WEEKLY
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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5,1987 3 NEWS
Student Publications alters hiring
of Roger Nault, President Student hired the same but By Erika Sajnovic being at time, not Publications, assumed most of the assuming office until May Ist. The for the meeting with his "Communication." agenda term would continue through April 30thof WilfridLaurier University Student report. the next year. The old board Nault a brief review of the will be assist Publications (WLUSP) kept this gave therefore, able to the then to outline mind year, proceeded new board. theme in during an open changes to certain by-laws and This will be effect general meeting last Friday after- pre- change in for sented recommendations of topics the board of 1987-88. noon. The members dealt with bylaw for discussion. Nault "This will changes concerning hiring and mem- said, encourage A noteworthy change was made interaction and be- bership criteria, and elected Tony cooperation in the term of office for the Board of tween in- and boards." Karg to fill a vacant director position. out-going Directors. An which came for Changes were passed which will aspect up
The board was previously hired in discussion allow voting members to be either was the clarification of the first week of March and im- the 'eligibility of members.' This was part-time or full-time students regis- mediately took office. The term of needed order to with tered at WLU. As well, editorial in proceed office used to end in the last week of positions for next year's Cord will changing by-laws, regulations and February of the following be filled through election by Cord year. employment contracts. The amendment has the board staff. The final point under Nault's
report was a discussion of the need for appointment and/or dismissal No debates this procedure. According to the year WLUSP by-laws, two-thirds of the corporation's membership must This year's WLUSU elections ratify those hired in mid-term in had debate for the no open execu- order for them to become offical
tive and no official candidates, members of the corporation.
was for the explanation given Nault then announced the names missed tradition. of those who needed to be ratified Cathy Shannon, the Chief by the membership. They were: Eric Returning Officer, did not appear Beyer, Associate News Editor; Craig concerned. Cass, Treasurer; Doug Penfold, WLUSU fees rise to "No wanted to it. I one run Assistant Keystone Editor; and talked Political to a Science group Tracey Smith, Looton Manager.
and no one wanted to do it." A of point contention was the keep with inflation Shannon said the forum up open ratification of Production Manager.
heldin theConcourse on February The newly hired Production Eric Andrew Reid, Executive Vice- 2 is considered the replacement By Beyer Manager, Cori Ferguson, is a cross- to for the debate. "We had President, introduced a motion open two registered student from the Uni- have future Board Meetings taped. debates previously and they WLUSU student fees will be going open versity of Waterloo. He said it would make it easier for were poorly attended," she stated. up again. When discussing the 'eligibility of Student Union fees will the minutes to be written following She also said that none of the go up by members', the point of definition for 1.20 and Student Activities fees will the meetings. candidates were concernedabout $ 'cross-registered student' came up. the missed tradition. follow that went into the event, Nichols rise by $1.30, for a total individual "They The discussion explored the option "We are going to try it with whatever said there which still increase of $2.50. These increases we set up. No one said are changes someone's of opening the corporation to cross- ghetto-blaster, or some- be were anything," she said. have to made. Last year the adopted at the February 1 registered students. thing," Reid said. awards were given at a dinner board meeting, and are meant to Ferguson was eventually ratified Directors AnneHeron and Shelley he and this it with the 4.5 ceremony, said, year the keep up percent inflation by membership, and has as- Potter had strong misgivings about was made into a with rate. reception a sumed Laurier duties as Production Mana- Former prof having future meetings taped. stand-up bar. This is in addition to the $2.60 fee ger. "I would like to check it with a "I think we made it increase in the students ad- Russwurm dies too rigid ... "I'm not taking it as a personal lawyer," President Brian Thompson we might have madeit too close to ministrative fee voted in by the stu- attack because it is something very said. The motion was tabled to the a Rhodes Scholarship," Nichols dents in last November's General important that needed to be clari- Professor Lome Russwurm, a Constitutional Operations Develop- said. He stated that instead of the Meeting. fied," said Ferguson. professor of geography at ment (COD) Committee. recipients submitting applications, After the latest increases, the total Thehiring committee a Waterloo, died presented unexpectedly students there should be a search done by a WLUSU fee for in 1987-88 Other highlights of the meeting paper outlining the new needs of Wednesday night ofa heart attack. committee. will be $65.10. included the appointment of Patrice hiring, and recommending new Russwurm started his university pro- "We an The five 1986-1987 recipients have obligation to keep it Walch as Arts Director. Theposition cedures and times of hiring for the career at WilfridLaurier University line with were Margarethe Uffels, Patrice in inflation," said Jeff was left vacant by Andrew Reid at corporation. in the 1950s as an undergraduate. Walch, Jody Wilson, Bessie Burchill, Vice-President: University the January 18 WLUSU meeting The hiring has now been divided From Laurier he went on to the Gikopoulos, and Peter Nosalik. Affairs. Burchill said the increase when he was appointed Executive into two sections: spring and fall University of Western Ontario. At The chair and organizer for the would aid WLUSU in the mortgage Vice-President. hiring. Half of the positions will be that time, Waterloo Lutherancould event was Donna the payments for the Student Union "I would like to welcome Patrice Krakovsky, advertised for in the not provide the extended edu- hiring spring WLUSU Public Relations Building. to the Board, and all the fun," said and the rest will be in the fall. cation for him to receive his open In other Board events Arts Director Karen Bird. Manager. The editorial Meeting and positions at the undergraduate degree carry The Honour Awards was a Cord — Editor-in-Chief, News him into his graduate studies. tradition at Wilfrid Laurier Editor, Associate News Editor, Russwurm started as a faculty University until the mid-sixties. It Sport Entertainment member at WLU in 1963. He Editor, Editor, Senate talks ended in that decade only to be super jocks and Production Manager, will now received his Doctoral Degree from revived in the 1985-86 school year elected be by the staff of the news- Southern Illinois in 1964, and with the aid of last Student year's The final of the paper. highlight meeting stayed on as a member of WLU Union members. which have the and This was done have more others was the announcement of WLU's faculty. In 1967 he joined the to input program which and — with from the staff and therefore the don't, funding pres- agreement Birmingham faculty of Waterloo University in students shared all universities in of WLU. ently by across University England. The agree- the geography department and Sloan honoured as — Also outlined within this Canada being concentrated in ment, which will be officially signed over the 20 report next years was the the fewer universities. in will enable two chairman were new guidelines for appli- March, the univer- of the department on Business Leader cation deadlines and "Universities are sities to students and several occasions. specific dates generally op- exchange
posed to it, but are susceptible to faculty members in the areas of His funeral was held last Hugh Sloan, the former presi- bribery," Weir joked. research and study. Saturday at Mount Zion on dent of Budd Canada Inc. of
— —— Westmount. Kitchener, has been awarded the v first Laurier Business Outstanding \T Name
Leader Award at a luncheon this Phone number week at WilfridLaurier University. /£rl—\ Honours Awards Dr. John Finlay, acting Dean of AM The awards represent "aca- ship and personal integrity which demic performance and student constitute a role model for those Message: contribution to campus," accor- who will follow." ding to Fred Nichols, Dean of After holding a series of positions Students. More specific qualifica- in the executive ranks of the Budd tions include of Sloan a grade point average Company Troy, Mich., of and seven, one written nomination, was appointed president gen- and three eral of reference letters. manager the troubled Budd Despite the amount of planning Incorporated in Kitchener. ' - - ' III!—— —-H—MT-—1 -J THE CORD WEEKLY 4 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1987 R Gf p Feb. 6 IQfP *Y N A r^ Friday - o y* \P "BATTLE OF PAT STEWART THE BANDS" • 3rd prize winner of nave now been sent to . , .. r i AM- . Talent *5 different bands Night'87 mjfF theintoCentre.wewiiibe for $200 cleaningoutthese objects compete • "ft* & donating them tocharity. COME OUT TO AN EVENT OF PARTYING AND FUN See You in Wilfs at 2 p.m. W.L.U. FREE IfyouVelostsomething-cometinditll! it Pick up TODAY Feb. 11 In the Turret fi||§gjj|> IlfgpiF '' FIRSTYEAR VALENTINES J I DANCE j COUNCIL HI8-12 p.m. in Dining Hall ~ (1 February , duos & - 1987 Nominations are now open for comedians, comedy trios qVV^ 27 - Nominations due Friday, Feb. C^* the - at info centre pick up your application \K& V(£S the March 7 - event is Saturday, ° s DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE . DARE THEM! THAT'S FUNNY? PRIZE: to opportunity go on national T.V. \0 ALCOHOL AWARENESS WEEK February 9th to 13th FREE BACCHUS c~t\r\ vli uvrrtswi, in the Concourse ii i ii vvi iwuigc Goes to the Movies... CHESSBOARD j~~ n"D ,o -*""•• i.rr * % also ® - Other games are , An QRion PCTURES Release 1WLUSU' 1986 Onc« hats CorpofKn U R»>ls Resaral new additions! Feb g a( g j E j yg 5Q THEM 50 pm jn 2 3 COMING SOON: Ferris Beuler's Day Off. THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1987 5 NEWS Election '87 wisecracks Scary Monsters, despite Mitchell's and By Darlene Weick Giilck's derogatory remarks towards them. and Eric Beyer and At one time during the question answer Sharpe asked why people would find In the most prominent event of this year's session, it so unusual that a "girl would pose on a WLUSU elections campaign, executive can- to comments Mitchell PTdt for forum the sofa." She was referring didates met an open in Concourse last Monday. The six speakers were Dave McMullin and Shawn Giilck running for Vice-President: \jk I U University Affairs, and Dave Bussiere, Bryan Leblanc, Maryann Sharpe, and Paul Mitchell for President. Following speeches for each position there Maryann Sharpe had made about her campaign poster in his speech. Student Senator Andrew Shannon con- stantly queried Mitchell concerning the Scary Monster joke campaign. "What do you stand for?" Shannon asked. After much prodding, Dave Bussiere serious toneand said that Mitchell assumed a look for this. the a he believes way torun political campaign and with was a question answer session - m— students. \sjm Both Mitchell and Giilck spoke under the HHHB^^HHXmW^Ir banner of the Scary Monster Party. They were supported by a booth full of other Scary BE ASSURED ITS Monsters. CANADIAN MADE, When speaking of the shortage of student housing in Waterloo, Giilck said, "Well I'm take babes who need willing to in any a place to stay...l can't do anything about this February 9-13 at pwLu|| Bryan Leblanc the Bookstore in the Concourse is not to have a serious platform. other "We want no more OFS, CFS, or any bullshit," Mitchell concluded in his exchange with Shannon. Candidates were asked for their feelings on the drug plan referendum, which, if passed, would make birth control pills available under the present health plan at an added cost of WORRIED ABOUT THE HIGH $16 a year. Bussiere saidthat personally he supports it, COST OF GRADUATION? but would not reveal how he would vote. Both Leblanc and Sharpe said thatbecause it was a TtT77VfT7??77TnT!7777777777??7 Paul Mitchell secret ballot they would not reveal how they would vote. (housing shortage). I'm a squirrel and live in a "I'm against the pill — I don't like taking tree." pills. I would much rather it be a syrup," said The serious candidates usually ignored the Mitchell. Sooters has been taking quality grad portraits We do for over 10 years. more graduates from and school than any other company locally across Grads elect organizers Canada. That's a lot of happy, satisfied customers, reasonable Our basic at a price. grad portrait package starts at $39.95. Why so cheap? By Catherine McCauley are urged to attend. Thetime and place will be posted when known. The class of 1987 The Graduation Executive for the Graduating only produced 1987 1. We don't pay fees to the Student Grad Executive. class are: President 18 people to vote for the Elizabeth Mills, Vice Association. President Allister Unlike last year, this year's executive was Hain, Secretary JohnGraffi 2. As one of Canada's largest portrait and Jeff nominated and voted for during a general Treasurer Ferguson. chains, our costs are lower and we can election. Balloting took place in room 2CB of that the Arts 5:30 on to Building at p.m. on January pass you. 29th. This eliminated three of procedure weeks Please consider Sooters for nomination, campaigning and voting. The NEWS your quality grad portraits. grad elections usually take place earlier in the but and year, since time was running out plans for the May 29 to 31 weekend had tobe WRITERS This Special Low Package Offer made, the election took place without a campaign. According to student Senator, Ends February 28,1987 Peter Nosalik, "this was the most efficient procedure. An election would hamper the time for fundraisers." Sooter Studios are The Graduation Executive is responsible Story meetings the Waterloo Town for the fund raising and event planning for Square held May convocation weekend. every 886-1740 Presi ent elect Elizabeth Mills said, "any Wednesday at 4:30 social function of this magnitude depends on the involvement of a lot of people. It is the in the News Office. intention of the executive committee to put together a weekend that will be enjoyed by Be there or be a everyone. We expect approximantly 500 people for the grad formal alone." week There will be a meeting this coming goof! will be xct'Ht'ncv where organizational subcommittees in /'holoxruphi formed. Any interested graduating students j /■ THE CORD WEEKLY 6 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5,1987 NEWS ANC does not want more violence, speaker says Hillier each By Sharyn one as an individual human abhors) and peaceful dialogue. being" regardless of whether they Saloojio said the solution "must Apartheid means "in South Africa are white or black. serve the fundamental and basic be born Racial for all South it is a crime to black," prejudice, Saloojio said, "is interests Africans and according to Yosuf Saloojio, a a state of mind." be free from all racial prejudice." the Canadian for The ANC wishes toavoid an East- went on to representative Saloojio answer many outlawed African NationalCongress. West confrontation. According to questions ranging from concerns "holds in the have knocked the the of Apartheid bondage Saloojio, they on about effects economic sanc- since it restricts doors of Western that tions black South white population countries on Africans, to and socializing have now started to what will to the whites from living just recognize happen whites as a them with blacks, thereby making the organization. Saloojio attributes minority if the blacks were to control not free." Western reluctance to the ANC's the government. evil and Saloojio spoke on the use of armed struggle when peaceful He concluded by stating that the often violent results of South African options deteriorated. Saloojio claims ANC is willing to increase the apartheid at St. Jerome's College on that the ANC detests violence. violence if its needs are not met. January 28. Anaudienceof about 45 The 75-year-old organization has "We won't stand by defenceless people attended. also gone to Eastern bloc countries when children are being killed." Saloojio wishes to see peaceful for assistance and has not been The "other side (the South African between the ANC and turned down. negotiations Because the Soviets government) exercises power He the the South African government. have given assistance to the ANC, Cord photo by Debbie Hurst through gun," something which Yosuf Satoojio be feels, however, "there must a the group has been accused of being the ANC is willing to avoid if basis." Marxist. Saloojio admitted that there possible. The ANC, Saloojio said, is A democratic South Africa were African still to exercise united South Communists lective force. dent African prepared restraint. on the South govern- The seminar that is non-racial is a necessity. within its ranks, but "the Tribalism "is not an was sponsored by organ- important ment for his salary. ANC "not the Canadian Institute Saloojio said that the is ization is not Communist." issue anymore," Saloojio said. The of Inter- to on this point." "The ANC does not tri- who makes it issue is Saloojio stated that thereare only national Affairs, a "dedicated prepared bargain accept only person an group two to solve the pit>blems in What the ANC is willing toguaran- balism," Saloojio stated. Black South Buthelezi, chief of the Zulu tribe, ways to stimulating a greater interest South Africa. They are violent con- all Canadians tee in a new South African con- Africans need to put forward their who is involved in battles against among in their coun- of frontation he claims the ANC role world stitution, he said, "is the rights grievances and lobby as one col- other blacks because he is depen- (which try's in affairs." THIS SUMMER. KELLY Student Pubs communicates when WILL HELP TAjOOO hiring must occur. "In this the way, members have their opinions expressed and they thenratify positions with their votes, WtIRK therefore, carrying some respon- STUDENTS said Nault. sibility," The meeting concluded with a by- election to replace a position on the board vacated by Mike Wingert TOWARD TWO GOALS: January 30. The position was filled so the board could resume their without business losing quorum. Karg briefly stated his views of the board's role within the corporation. He also outlined his relevant ex- perience. A vote took place and Karg was ratified. "I have few expectations, other JHhHHF than working with the board and getting some of the things accom- plished which need it the most,"said Karg. Under 'other business' the mem- bership decided on the date, time and location of the annual general meeting of the corporation, when next year's WLUSP President and directors will be elected. "The meeting went really well," said Nault. 9MMHsJh ~B^:., WilfridLaurier University Student Publications is described as "the source of all that is beneficial, informative and FREE of charge." WLUSP is a full-fledged legal corporation which oversees management, production and dis- tribution of the Cord Weekly, the TUITION AND Am WLUer, the Student Directory, the Wall Calendar, and the Keystone Yearbook. It also coordinates Looton posters and buttons, and With Services can make the most of summer. And still make Kelly you University Typesetting & Trans- for school. money parencies (UT&T), which produces tuition while choose own secretarial, resumes and printer-ready copy. You'll earn you your assignments: The Boardof Directors ofWLUSP work. You take as as marketing or light industrial can many assignments who are a of representatives entire group like, or hold them to a minimum. So you can still spend days you of are elected by the membership in the sun. basking the corporation, and make policy Work is almost too. So is not ideal for and decisions always available, Kelly only carry out independent it's smart to round. of Wilfrid Laurier University vacations, a way spend breaks year And there's to most of Students' Union. an extra benefit. Kelly provides temporary help Although independent of Canada's the meet major firms. So assignment you take can help you people WLUSU, WLUSP negotiates an future. who could a in play big part your annual budget from them. The Join the other students who work with Services 70,000 Kelly every year. largest part of WLUSP revenue There's from the sale of Just register at one of our local Kelly offices nationwide. one near comes advertising Looton home school. And'it doesn't and through services such as your or and UT&T. Think TTie cost a thing to register. The Annual General Meeting of terrific vilrl about it. It's a way to earn I#"I I |jCj|y WLUSP will be held at 4:00 p.m., tuition this summer-and still the go | l„fl Jr Friday Feb. 27th in PlOO3 of back to school with a tan. SERVICES Peters Building. All students are welcome. L 1986 Kelly Services. Ltd. m THE CORD WEEKLY FEBRUARY 7 NEWS THURSDAY, 5,1987 Vice President: Executive from outside interests and organizations. Concerning theSTCCf Students Together on Community Concern), he feels it is not H there doing a good job because was so little discussion the very concerning "It that group. (STCC) is something of obviously has a lot potential especially if students aren't willing to get involved with OFS." 2. Do think you the rights of women at Laurier are being dealt with by WLUSU? Concerning women's rights Mcßride said that concerns brought to WLUSU "are looked after." Problems concerning SB?^>7^jjsjfSffl' 112lIf If H women's rights coming "especially Tom McBride through the Women's Commissioner ... I are dealt he said. Platform being with," This year, as with last, I have been J I acclaimed to a on the WLUSU positon / I 3. Is WLUSU's use of Senate and Board of Board of Directors. However, the fact that L Governor's representatives effective? not I ■ I was acclaimed will affect my perfor- jwatt?rt m mance in WLUSU. I am fully committed to "The Senate and Board of Governor this job and plan on proving again that not reps are WLUSU reps ..although we after election day acclaimation means attempt to work with them toward common m nothing. goals for students," Mcßride said. I see the job of Executive Vice-President I as twofold. The first being those duties outlined in the position description. These the include First-Year Council, the full- 4. What do youconsider WLUSU's weakest time staff and the Chief Returning Officer. point, and how would you strengthen it? of mine to What is the the A main goal is work very closely main strength of organ- wiht the CRO to see that all elections, ization? by-elections, general meetings and refer- I Mcßride endums are planned well in advance so said the main strength of WIN A TRIP TO will the the that you be informed when event WLUSU is various services which are is taking place and what will be happening offered, including BACCHUS, SAFE, I will at it. I feel thatapathy and quorum not Legal Services, the Turret, and Wilf's. FORT LAUDERDALE be a problem if enough information is Apathy of the students toward WLUSU is provided priortotheopening of the polling probably the student union's greatest H booths. weakness, he thinks. Prize for Best Costume! The second part of the job is not outlined for at 12:30 anywhere, however, I feel it is equally Trip [0] 5. Are there important. This involves knowing the day- any of WLUSU's facilities (in 6 at would Friday, February Tap's activities of all WLUSU depart- the SUB) you like to see upgraded? mTj ments and being able to step in and assist needed. and "The has when During my year as Arts Turret gotten behind in its Science Director I enjoyed a role such as times," he said. Mcßride thinks by "putting King & Erb 885-5840 Uptown Waterloo Ktfj this. the I assisted student activities and money into" Turret there would be marketing, and sat on the Marketing, larger returns, and the student union could Radio Laurier, and Finance and Building improve its other services. i f»■ committee. I also feel that the position- holdershould be to take on 6. think prepared any What do you of the housing as deemed the situation long range project by facing WLU students on and off President or the Board of Directors. and what campus, steps wouldyou take to Dueto myexperie ce and my eagerness improve it? to make this position work, I feel I will well in the serve you coming year as your Mcßride says that even with the eventual A DRAMATIC READING Vice-President. Executive Finally, please opening of MacDonald House, there would feel free to come and see me about a still be a shortage of on-campus housing. to "hello". problem, question or just say Working through the city and the civic is and JOHN DAVID HAMILTON The door always open I am very task force would be best housing the way approachable. of solving the housing problem. Thank you. 7. How should WLUSU make sure our ss\ -■^ concerns are represented at the various levels of government? Tom Mcßrlde Student concerns at the various levels i&Km '1 1 ,a)Doyou see WLUSU as isolated from of government could be represented by outside interests and organizations? WLUSU, OFS, and CFS Mcßride stated. Is this beneficial WLUSU? b) to He stressed that by not being a part of the c) Is the STCC doing a good job? latter two organizations Laurier students * have no voice at the provincial and federal ' I Mcßride thinks WLUSU is not isolated levels. *** Laurier students find If job placement easier By Sandra Haley which Basso relates to economic problems that year. WLU Mm statistics on work placement contra- The Statistics Canada survey also deals dict a Canada which with the differentiation between male recent Statistics survey salary found that graduates in the 1980's, especially employees and female employees. The Emp- women, will have less chance of finding work loyment Survey for Graduates in 1982 claims author of than in the previous decade. men have higher salaries than women. The Jan Basso, director of Placement and annual average earnings for women was 85% "808 FRIDAY'S OTHER EYE" of those for Career Services, cites statistics from a survey men. of 1985 Laurier graduates. Of the responses, Through a computer analysis of the 1985 73% of the graduates were employed within business grads from WLU the salary ranges Wednesday, February 11, 1987 Paul Martin Centre one year. From those whoeither continued in . minor Of were seen to have only a difference. further 3:30 education or chose an alternate dir- p.m. refreshments provided the 114 male graduates who reported their ection only 5.4% of the grads were unem- salaries the average was $21,465.00, slightly ployed. above that for female graduates whose average The Statistics Canada found survey a "808 FRIDAY'S OTHER EYE" is collection of short tales funnelled the This difference a true through was $20,936.00. $530 amounts national unemployment rate of 20% 1982 of a film maker and JOHN DAVID HAMILTON is difference. ewperience documentary journalist. as to a 97.5 per cent graduates. his book and be unique as may more extraordinary than many of the colourful characters in it. 1983 Laurier statistics were also more Despite the overwhelming national and statistics positive than the national results. The unem- provincial concerning employment II Sponsored by ■in for Basso assures that Laurier ployment rate was grads graduates for Laurier graduates The Bookstore in the Concourse II WW If consistant success in the 5.6%, only slightly higher than more recent are having joining results. More Laurier cent) labour force. Besides, she said, "employers graduates (26 per with assistance from the Canada Council chose further education in 1983, though, hire people, not degrees." i ME CORD WEEKLY 8 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5. 1987 COMMENT the CORD weekly If there is one election issue that all WLUSU candidates it's the of seem to agree on, problem student housing in Waterloo. Everyone recognizes a fundamental problem — there are not enough UW inexpensive, adequate homes for the 25,000 or so and WLU students who into the local pour money economy. Council doesn't the It seems Waterloo City see problem in the same light. Council voted January 26 to reject the most significant recommendation of the housing task force. Council turned down a proposal to overlook the usual lot development fees for property would servicing on the Phillip Street site; in effect, it have amounted to a $114,000 grant. Housing is one area where WLUSU has been Brian has politically diligent this year. Thompson spent to considerable time and effort working on proposals represent Laurier students on the task force; politicos from UW's Federation of Students have done likewise. And where has this concerted effort left students? to Council passed up the opportunity to contribute improved housing for students. Waterloo the books in London Failure to waive lot levies was justified by Hitting Carroll with the "A would mayor Marjorie quote: grant for be a very dangerous precedent-setting move one (London)—In this letter, along with modifying my type of housing." "London propaganda," I will attempt to explain British Yet in a 1985 Carroll urged Council members life. be little because I letter, university This may a sketchy Street to exempt a Brighton family-housing co- myself am still trying to understand it. Words from England Did the idea of operative from development charges. The first shock (or pleasant surprise) was that the by school didn't start until the first week of houses full of students change your mind, Mayor year October, Maria Stanborough and dubious. I had all Carroll? even that was finally my courses selected by the last week of October so that's when I The Phillip street townhouses would have been school This based feel actually began. is on students an idea of how are in a class. of my get they doing merely a beginning. The merits cooperative housing the London School of Economics and experience at There are no or tests in courses between far better of exams have been proven: students take care I that most Political Science (L.S.E.), but understand October and June. Class marks are based on essays places they own themselves. British universities the same and operate way. (two per term), presentations (two per term), and of the Carroll, Alderman Brian Turnbull, some After a late start, the first term (Michelmass term) participation. However, the marks from the class are councillors seem to think that the co-op would be in four weeks off have the winds up mid-December, allowing not essential since students can choose to from elsewhere. Someone should inform until the term which starts the getting grants second (Lent term) final exam represent 100% of their final grade. financial second week of This short the them that the housing co-op will be getting no January. term is cut in Through simple calculations one can see that this last of March when five-week assistance at all. week students enjoy a heavy workload amounts to eight hours a week. So until the the week of of reprieve summer term begins first what does one with rest of the time? most Does Mayor Carroll think students are some sort do the Well, May. courses do not have textbooks for 'special interest group'? Thinking of Waterloo's required (except I'm about the of third really unsure end term. of course). In order to be for classes, a interest is akin to math, prepared students as a special group calling the school calendar the school According to year keen student will trundle off to the library, find books Waterloo's insurance companies small businesses. finishes 3rd. July However, exams are written the first covering the required subject for class and absorb Students make almost one-third of the population up three weeks of June. This leaves two weeks unac- some knowledge of the week's topic. This requires of the City of Waterloo. counted for. The British students have informed me in the take books being library a lot, one cannot out any of the student voted Only eight per cent population that these two weeks I'm until from 4:45 5:15 from are one big party, although Friday, to p.m., or Saturday in it is this fact that the last election. Perhaps not sure if that's what the school set them aside for. 2:00 4:45 Books be returned municipal to p.m., must Monday writes takes into consideration when she us As far as academics L.S.E. students can take before 10:00 that all have our mayor go, only a.m., so students access to is address four credit a A last books. If is this involve three off as an interest group and unwilling to an courses year. course can one, two, the one very diligent can to or three terms but all courses have a final exam in June. four hours The and issue which concerns 30 per cent of the population. a day. average is probably one This in June student be tested course lack of means a can on a one-half hours a day, until the endof termwhenessays Carroll has betrayed a fundamental taken in These are back October and November. rare, are due. The studying increases drastically as exams dedication to the preservation of education as an however, as most courses go over three terms. approach. Apparently, the library is packed three important growth industry in this town. Even The has lecture and class a typical subject one one weeks before exams start. Usually there are not more Waterloo's Association — those business Uptown week. The consists of 30 lecture about people listening than a handful of students there at night. — lot whose cash registers we fill supported waiving while a professor shares his knowledge with the class With further calculations one can determine that fees. levy for one hour (ie. he talks and the students write). I'm only about 15 hours a week have been accounted for, Who needs Carroll? Who needs you, Marjorie you, fortunate enough to have four interesting lecturers. leaving plenty of free time. British students usually Waterloo councillors? We do! The students of According to one roommate, some of the mathematics spend this time in a pub. English universities are heavily subsidized Waterloo. lecturers are pretty bad — but what can one really by the British government, which means known from a lecture in mathematics? enrolment is limited and competition to in is very Our options are limited. Waterloo is expect get what Without Essentially, the lectures are an introduction to intense. nationwide as a city of higher education. will be examined further the classes. Classes the in consist During last two years of high school, British adequate housing this reputation is tarnished. What of from who seven to seventeen people a lecture group Continued on page 10 are we supposed to do? Move to Guelph? for hour It where the meet one a week. is in this group Hell, most of the Waterloo City council is more than it is with concerned with a pooper-scooper bylaw student housing! of Students are being treated like the sort problem LETTERS to the editor are encouraged, but they are subject to those doggies leave behind. some guidelines. 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This letter concerns the Official Scary Blame it on the Consumer Price Index! and the I have Fee Monster Party feeling Editor Your Student Administration and of the Week about their existence in the WLUSU StudentUnionFee was hiked by 4.2% for elections. next year's incoming and returning Stephan Deschenes and Andrew M. Dunn First of all I want to start off by saying All letters must be double- students. By I think these Council will be that people are very funny, spaced and include astudent First Year holding a and possibly on the borderline of cute. I number and telephone flowing InformationSession (open forum) 25th IEI 7:00 do not believe, however, that the elec- number.Deadline forletters on Wed. February in at WLU's student If have beefs about tions for top government is at noon on the p.m. you any housing Monday Are you going to vote in the WLUSU election? Why or why best all executives is the place to display week of in this area (and should) be there. publication. you not? this childishness. Because of past problems associated The democratic is with offered system based on a campus trips students, a that the initial campaigning I must say well-informedelectorate selecting repre- WLUSU TRIPS POLICY as well as amusement has turned toone of dismay, sentatives. To have a well-informedelec- committee has been initiated to achieve bordering on anger. torate the candidates must state their the best possible deal for students. The posters which began to appear and positions on the issues, orinother words Presentedby the Student Activities near the end of the first week and and I the build a platform campaign. am sure Entertainment Committee, com- week of beginning of the second cam- that will all that this is not the will solicit bids for you agree mittee a complete trips have increasingly become rude paigning and case with to the OSMP. package, select the travel company respect because student to the point of slanderous. The OSMP Yes, it is my that the members this which reads All of zany administer the policy as candidates posters criticize and slander government. have done immatureand follows: group is display Presidential and Directors candidates individual to occasionally distasteful and sexist pos- Any company or wishing through their singular lack of good have had other than the Kelly ters and ridiculous platforms run a trip one in trips Jackson, and One has judgement taste. example a Year and interviews published. In each of package, must comply with the following: Ist A R M. clown and a similar slogan to that of one must not direct these creative (and very funny I must -The trip proposed be in of the Arts Director candidates. Another the with in add) platforms only serious message competition in any way any trip more serious example implied that one that I could extract was that "they could the selected package. of the Presidential candidates had con- meet the need of the students better", -The trip must be approved by the trips tracted genital herpes. The 'normal' stu- the most overused campaign promise committee. these dents that run for positions are To that I would like ask how? If The travel individual ever. to company or must dedicatedpeople, theyare willing to take they had mentionedtheir views on the be a recognized travel agency. of the fol- a risk, and over the course be -The must be relevent issues my question might trip sponsored by a will lot of lowing year devote a personal partially answered, but right now how WLUSU Club or Department with any time and energy to their positions. How who does not know the to the club can anyone profits going sponsoring or bunch ofPolitical Science students can a determined the candidate personally have any idea that deparment as by trips fun and be looking for some laughs these candidates. people are competent committee. allowed to exhibit such towards impunity I'm not really sure. I personally think that WLUSU has Congradulations Patrice Walsh. She is the fundamental laws of this society. done its best to meet the needs of the the newly appointed Arts Director who Slander criminal offense. That students. will have is a is Andrew to the Robert Next year we a drug replaces Reid. Welcome Bray, that the Monsters plan included in our fees, one that has something Scary Board. 2nd Year Economics shouldremember. Those who havebeen Luck all those candidates been chosen by the students. It is very Good to hurt by the actions of the Scary Monsters difficult to meet the needs of every running today for election (or re- have and in opinion, exercise student. Surely we cannot expect mem- should, my election). No one can possibly claim this WLUSU their rights of these from terminal bers of to come up to every prosecution against school suffers apathy. criminals. I would specifically cite Paul student and ask "What can I do for you Mitchell and his slanderous today?" In the past I've had concerns and posters. James Smilsky These Scary Monsters did at one time they have always been answered Business Director hold of promptly and curteously. some promise, promise a change. have themselves. How A that must be They degraded very important point these bunch of the OSMP can quacks seriously raised is tnat tne votes Exposure to studentinterests to the school receives will affect the outcome of the represent administrationafter which of of the members a campaign in electionregardless one at slander their fellow students. I WLU winning. In the last provincial election a they hope lunacy No, I'm just not interested. class no student takes the (I can't use the student from my high school ran in Never, throughout of ex- order boost in word that I would like here, because it my years to youth awareness Paul Bergamin, tensive involvement in politics on a very He received 666 which did will be editedout, but it begins with an I) politics. votes, 3rd Year broad have I been Phys. Ed. the They do not deserve scope, ever exposed not compare to the 15 000 or so that seriously. your consideration all. to such lunacy. I walk through the halls of Liberal and PC candidates received, but at WLU and am offended repeatedly by a the gap between them was only 91 votes. seemingly endless stream of If had Allister Hain garbage. His existence in the election a major the OSMP posters aren't depicting the and the impact on outcome political candidates in gross or ridiculous situa- futuresof all candidates. Editor's note: It wouldn't have been tions, they'll be cooking or even What I from this edited out. cats, am trying to point out hinting towards racial slurs; frankly I'm example is that some very competent tired of it. The OSMP candidates have and deserving people will be overlooked managed to degrade themselves while at and adversely effected by these clowns. WLUSU the same time making a mockery out of Sure all from but we get a laugh them, the WLUSU elections. WLUSU is let's consider the implications of their an important representative union of the actions. I cannot understand why there grab bag Yes, I wi11... if I'm awake. student body, that has to confront are not more rigid election procedures. serious issues and make serious In viewthe OSMP does not deserve my To address the commit made in the Jorrit Wit, decisions. How confident will we feel votes the of in or even privilege running Entertainment section of the Cord the with Ist Year Business a president whose platform is to the electionand allowing them to do so is other week in which an Entertainment provide "table dancing in the Games the demo- a mockery to the integrity of Critic with this publication stated that Room," and a "brothel in Willison's cratic process. the Gruesomes were the first real band Lounge" and will solve the housing crisis to appear at the Turret this school year by putting students in "Waterloo's Kevin Powers from ("apart a group of fat old men at sewers." How confident will we feel with Oktoberfest time"). I respond "where a V.P. who "ran a numbers racket with have been?" To mention just a few Our slanderous you mentally retarded raccoons? How about from last let with the Rock term us begin Arts and Science an Director who is only Band Spice, the comedy duo of Lambert "distantly related to the human race," or Monster and James, Gilt, Carmela Long and the another Party? whose qualifications are "large Cliff Erikson and always popular Marty and because the candidates body parts a jacuzzi". I definitely Yes, At first I amused with the Official Bear. Upcoming acts include Pat Stewart was want a Business Director who "leaves his need all the support they Wilfs afternoon and the Monster it's in on Friday Scary Party: non-candidates, underwear next to his roomates' butter can get and one more vote "Back to School" its non-platform to the its movie on Friday night. and, say least, in the fridge", or a Music Director that always helps. 'interesting' It Also look for Deja Voodooon March 4th posters. appealed to my Continued on page 10 radical and the return of nature,when it comes to WLUSU popular Spice on Kim Dodds, But March 26th. those critics can politics. now, after two weeks of Perhaps Elke Ron Shuttleworth Benik, WLULA By 2nd Year Psychology Yes, I will vote for sure because it is important and that's what democracy is based on. Toni Damiani, 2nd Year English THE CORD WEEKLY 10 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1987 COMMENT More Letters to the Editor Continued from 9 page P. E. Trudeau was here likes to "relax in silk panties with the frilly Life's little edges that you can see through". I feel that of humour a sense is a very important both philosophies aspect to a campaign as well as to a candidate's a show of airplanes are thrownaround character, but, Continued from 8 by hands, paper there page Well, we were, sitting in the taste hurt I is good never anyone. would and heckling directed at the various "politicians". laudromat and contemplating life's little like to commend the candidates who students three This is when the British wit prepare to write exams ("A" levels). comes through. Some of the philosophies. Then it struck us...next have taken the responsibility of best running Based on the marks of their "A" levels students are dialogues since Monty Python are heard here. week midterms start. Yes, those mid- for the WLUSU executive because of a Some of the British into Once are in feel students take the whole event terms that lead to exams, that lead to accepted university. they they proven desire to better our school those letters that themselves and it to relax. This is rather but it pretty everyone can they've proven is time seriously, mostly provides conversation atmosphere, and have not resorted to admire their That led where L.S.E. for the Tuns on transcript. us to is like most Canadian universities, where on Thursday nights. campaigns insulting to the student body's thinkabout oh that, so common problem, 65% of time least should with the the with your is, or at be, spent Along classes, lectures, library, union intelligence gross and uncharac- opening that textbook for the first time. and the As a there are three in the two meetings pubs, the school has facilities teristically "highschoolish" propaganda. socializing. result, pubs sports We are proud to present to you the I would like to all students block area of well ineach of the three and other clubs to the student lastly urge to L.S.E., as as a pub keep body amused. technique for such a tricky seduction. take the time for the individuals school L.S.E. is in business in to vote residences. a district, so a sense, there is no must have the First, you proper setting. that wiil take their responsibilities The most of these is the school-run campus other then the three or four which Dim popular pubs alleyways the lights and get some candles in seriously, and will work hard at contain making "The Three Tuns." TheTuns is from 11:00a.m. the There is a open to buildings. gym, squash courts place. Next, get a glass of wine so you WLU as as possible for pleasant the in 2:30 and again from 5:00 to 10:30 This is and a pool another building half an hour from the can relax. Some incense would be a nice p.m. p.m. p.m.. student body. in accordance to the laws of school. Since there are no or touch to add to the scene. Once the liquor licencing London, grounds fields, mood has been make andallows time socialise. 1 amazed find afternoons athletic set, your move. ample to was to Wednesday are designated as after- Chris Bitsakakis Talk book gently to the and...well, how well noons. This is when the you many people are in the pub at 12 noon as as soccer, rugby, basketball, field know the As the rest. you're reading 5:00 I there are bused their p.m., Monday toFriday. was only to sample hockey, etc., teams to matches, usually book for the first time be careful, these dark beers which really aren't that bad. an hour's drive from the school. The matches Youth at warm, are Day inanimateobjects tend to stick together. The Tuns less dive where students and the the is more or a can get played teams go to pub afterwards. Every No doubt after a while you'll hear your field has a a pint of beer for 70p meet friends, listen to respectable pub. bed It will ($1.40), calling you. be saying things Seminary Clubs from the box and talk are more at L.S.E. than 1 was used don't feel tired? don't music juke politics. political to like, "Oh, you Why WLU but one can find of I was amazed that the most customers of at usually something interest: you come and lie down on me for a frequent It may not have come to your attention Anti-Apartheid Club, afro-Carribeans minute?" and "I'm lonely. Won't you the pub are the student union members who are some Club, Film that on Saturday 24th of January there and visit me?" Whatever and in from 10 to come you do, of the most students at L.S.E. At the London Society, Debating Society, Hand-Gliding Club the were 180 kids, ranging ages intelligent all have resist temptations, a job to to name few. 19 attending a Youth Day at the you School of Economics politics is everything. L.S.E. was Tequila Society just a do. After you're finished reading All in British The were from your founded a of whom the all, university life is similar to Canadian Seminary. participants by group socialists, among was book, take time to reflect while you're from South Western Ontario life, but the differences are parishes playwright George Bernard Shaw. In the past L.S.E. university fascinating enough from far smoking your cigarette. Thinkaboutthis including some as away as to make realize from home. has forged a reputation for producing left-wing leaders you you're away all and what and fellow nighter your prof Windsor, to attend this one day event. (Trudeau attended for one L.S.E. lives on students will think about bloodshot year). Today For the nominal fee of $10.00 they took your the reputation of being Marxist, although the student eyes. Above all, remember to respect part in two workshops, morning and union is now controlled by conservatives. All this your book the next day. evening worship, two hours of sports, politics sounded alien to me when 1 first arrived at and lunch and supper. The workshops Rob Gascho L.S.E. but I soon in it. ranged in topics from clowning in the got caught up Salvador. There Rob Madigan L.S.E. liturgy to peace in El My first exposure to politics was the student Harrison The theme Harry From were a total of 10 workshops. union meeting. 1 to 2 p.m. Thursday afternoons, — fo — this — year was a spirit peace . a room the size of IEI is packed with students The attendance was a new record for standing room only. The student unionis a microcosm this annual event and could have been of the British The LETTERS: political system. union members evenlarger had there not been 30 people usually belong to one of the three main political parties that pre-registered, but could not come in England: the Conservatives the Labour due to weather conditions. (right), Party ■Typed! 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THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5. 1987 11 ENTERTAINMENT Relationships focus of playfest By Anne-Marie Tymec worked under incredibly taxing conditions. Most rehearsals took With U of W's Drama department place directly in the atrium while looming precariously close-by, live budding business students worked this around Needless theatre on campus must seem a her actors. to say, bit intimidating to potential actors concentrationis tough when people and directors. Yet theatrecontinues are milling about talking and such. and and the Her to grow prosper proof performers were thoroughly was here for all to see last weekend. rehearsed and the show's pacing Festival Theatre presented three was excellent. BlandHysteria was a plays focusing on relationships in pleasure to watch. the Eighties as part of Festival The second of the shorter plays, Laurier's Gender in The Eighties George Johnson is a son-of-a-bitch, theme-week. also well done. was very Anthony All three one-act plays ran from DeMelo performed the title role as a 20 55 minutes each and male teacher with heart. to were young a DeMelo's seemed be presented in various areas of the character to first floor of The Peter's Building. fighting all kinds of emotions under- and While this location choice may seem neath a very calm grudgingly bizarre to most, it was necessary due to the Theatre Auditorium's The uerbal warfare was current face-lift. The plays were well-delivered and ripe with performed almost entirely without sexual undercurrents few and special lighting, props no Rehearsals took in scenery. place concerned exterior. His female coun- and around normal traffic patterns in in The Peters Building, and still the terpart, Marney Eddington, put a clean and shows were a success. very convincing perfor- well. Her The first, Bland Hysteria by John mance as petulant, and seductive Palmer, seemed to be the crowd brooding very girlish favourite. Set in the atrium of The character Marianna Hill exuded just Peter's sexual tension to make the Building, this was the only enough audience feel uncomfortable. full-fledged comedy in the trio and The was performed in a was necessary to lighten the mood play the of classroom setting with no no cast by very serious nature props, and The theother two plays George Johnson lighting no scenery. au- dience desks and observed Is A Son-Of-A-Bitch by Charles W. sat at the action which took at the Smiley and The Tiger by Murray place The verbal Schisgal. front of the classroom. warfare was well-delivered and ripe Bland Hysteria centred around a with sexual undercurrents. Both conversation between two strangers characters were convincing and at a bus stop late at night. Jeff somewhat at times. Sweeney was a nutty, Coleridge- disturbing Romeo George Johnson left the viewers quoting young who in his asking questions about what they own unique way tries to woo a very reluctant his had seen and was in an Lynda Henrikson, per- many ways educationalexperience. If the under- forming counterpart. Sweeney's lying theme of this play-fest was to instruct theaudience about relation- Lighting, and Cord photos by Anne-Marie Tymec setting ships in the 80s, then this play costuming practically succeeded best. Pictured clockwise: scenes from The Tiger, Bland non-existent The last of the three plays, The Hysteria and George Johnson Is A Son-Of-A-Bitch Tiger, directed by Ruth Ann Peters and featuring Sheila Gatensby and character carried a duffle bag which Andrew Tibbetts in leading roles, and Gatensby was stuck with having tion and then Benjamin would that this included two Considering playfest was amongst other things had the longest running time and to play this unrealistic woman named scream at Gloria or push heraround almost chairs, tomato sandwiches, a entirely staged by students, camp was the closest to what we consider Gloria. If at times it seemed that she a bit and the fear would all begin the work was and a bunsenburner to heat Dr. very professional. gun to be a traditional play. Peters chose was struggling with her character, it over again. the audiences In fact, Sweeney had Unfortunately, were Pepper. every- to use an actual set and even was be the show to expected. Technically was well- I small due to limitation. in his duffle bag; everything space thing commissioned a lighting designer, Tibbetts performed well as staged. The set was simple yet Theatre Laurier will the ever-elusive bus. Aside Nonetheless, except Lance Hinds. Since the play was and his Benjamin cat and effective. The was subtle to from the bus which stood mouse lighting continue produce quality enter- stop sign performed in PlOl7 which is better game with Gloria was effective. and enhanced the overall mood of very tainment as long as the dedication of poised on the edge of the atrium the equipped as a playing space, The audience would be lulled into closeness. a stifling the students and staff it these the continues as circle, were play's only show was traditionally done even complacent of the situa- All three acceptance plays were well done. has in the past. props. though the subject matter was The was performed in the play anything but conventional. round with the audience seated The story concerns a slightly sides the sunken middle along the of crazed and lonely mailman of the atrium. At the first perfor- (Tibbetts) who kidnaps a young but Literature at the Kent mance people willingly stood through- frustrated housewife and binds her the half-hour show. out and subjects her to his verbal Since set and lighting, costuming tirades. The play's opening was humourous were the Sarah asides. The was a curious blendof practically non-existent, disturbing as Gatensby's character By Hayward evening task of entertaining the audience the nonsensical and the bizarre. Gloria was carried into the room the night at the Kent. After a short from rested almost entirely with bound and screaming with her head Saturday Kleig lights, bolted to the reading passage one of his stories ad- balcony or a number of times the actors. And they succeeded covered. Tibbetts' Benjamin yelled perched atop spindly poles, beat relentlessly (so cameraman could shoot him Henriksen's on the worn wooden dance floor. A CBC from different McCormack read the mirably. performance at her, threatened to murder her cameraman angles), began to in first of was smooth and she remained in an emerald-green shaker knit sweater his chapter a new Ish Taloom. and implied that he would take turns novel, camera's is be even blazing cyclops on Eric The "This supposed to a but someone said to character throughout, through advantage of her sexually. And less eye McCormack. novel; silver-haired man is me didn't how could crises such as a which wil- sitting on a tall stool; he they see it ever be he prop gun than an hour later, they were uneasily one," joked with the refused to off. jokes students who forward or lean over self-deprecatingly. The crowd, who wore the go lingly climbing into bed together. press well-fed, the to watch. He idealistic faces The award for show-stealer railing then to read in a warm of goes The script itself was the play's begins English majors, laughed good- Scottish to Jeff His char- brogue from his collection naturedly. Sweeney though. biggest problem. The character newly-released of short stories the Vaults. In acter dazzled the audience with two-dimensional. Inspecting McCormack's weird story, an anthropologist is Gloria was very one-liners and his comic Perhaps the presence of the CBC discovered by a tribe; because he is considered quick timing Gatensby was expected to move camera crew, jungle "a diseased and line-delivery was on. Con- filming McCormack for an upcoming edition of The whiteness to their dark eyes," he is right from hysteria to maternal love within Journal, the its air. to a sidering that Sweeney had a second the of 50 minutes and this gave evening unreal For this was subjected horrifying cleansing process. But first he space unlike I've is tied for is role in another and little in A any reading ever the prudish or a spell to a yang tree, and free to observe play very doesnot occur real-life. woman attended; time to in his squeamish in the crowd would have been •the barbaric rituals of the tribe. change between, cannot be expected to desire a man quickly crude He learns the concentration never wavered and in repulsed by absurdly imagery. At the same time, of process the shaman gets an who was physically abusing her whereby both readers — in the back of his head. The he well in both McCormack, an English professor at eye women choose a performed plays. the same hour. The playwright young and child A special mention'should also have of UW, Writer-in-Residence, Sean Virgo — encour- as successor to the shaman. "over go Schisgal seemed to no grasp existing Then, the crowd's continual outbursts of to director Yvonne Walker who the female mind and how it works aged laughter with continued on page 12] THE CORD WEEKLY 12 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5,1987 IE NT IE ICT aV lINMIE NT McCormack and Virgo perform his rapturous deathwish. He cries in a faraway land, he sends back baby anguish, "they had hacked the jaguars, coconuts and "light brown from - infants with foliage away me my poor my father's unmistak- children!" able jawline." tale be- Before he the McCormack's vacillated dies, father manages build the tween the ridiculous and the sublime. to "biggest illicit still in the More often than the universe." After the not, plot explosion, not plunged to melodramatic depths, much is left "but his noble face, clear blue and and therebasked in burlesque. "It's eyes perplexed look." The narrator a bit heavy-handed, isn't it?" ad- obeys his father's unor- wish mitted McCormack after reading thodox dying to go down to the the part where couples' hands are first sewn together for the six Virgo showed on/y 1 months of marriage. "But it's only a occasional glimpses this TIME FOR A draft of a chapter." And yet the of macabre nightmarish intensity and considerable genius wildly imaginative content of the work RESUME best of McCormack's was not and him ft garden pick an and apple, entirely absent. Parts of the story his German We know its a time for - Time young stepmother, with ' i|l busy you would have had the chilling horror of wl\l cornflower eyes, flaxen hair and : to celebrate, time to reflect. But it's also a private hell, had they not been delectable breasts of avers, "No one |M time to look to the future. exposed to a group irreverant, understood women like beer-quaffing students at the Kent. your papa." Kinko's continued from 11 For a diehard Virgo the can help you for page fan, Jjfti prepare your Or maybe it was beyond the scope was uturc We have wide of of evening slightly disappointing. I 1 a range specialty the audience's collective imagina- of Virgo showed only occasional and a period ten years, they coax his to transcend the glim- papers matching envelopes to give your tion diqfi, grubby of his considerable the left eye from its socket, ligament by pses genius; atmosphere. If therewas anything of resume the professional look it deserves. ligament, until it nestles behind his elements I love about Virgo's work the marvellous world of the magic — his into Come and see us There's left ear." This eye is normally en- uncanny insight char- by today. no realist in the story, it was certainly cased his sensual time like the in banana skins, but is re- acter, richly textured, present. lost on the audience Saturday night. his vealed to the language, reverance of beauty anthropologist during Virgo's less disturbing, satiric tale his his grim ordeal. At times, he thinks and nature, fresh sense of the was also in a light vein. "You're a and he sees in it. marvellous mystical and his compassion burning frivoulous bunch," chided Virgo. brilliant Another of celebration of — kinko's one the rituals of the "This is literature." The audience vibrant, life tribe is the of were virtually absent from his practice attaching laughed. story. Creat copies. Great people. This lizards with a ring to the periises of was instead Virgo, the enter- His story mocked men's ardent unmarried tainer, with tanta- men. Since the lizards desire for playing words, prolific virility and spec- live and the the audience with his wit and on semen, Koatamundi lizing UNIVERSITY SHOPS PLAZA II charm. His are "prodigious masturbators", the consummate perfor- the lizards serve as a 170 AVE. W. ... and UNIVERSITY relationship is a mutually salutary mance magical Irish voice, birth In primitive form of for shal- WATERLOO one. addition to their cleansing however, compensated any control properties, the lizards serve as a lowness in the material; I could listen 746-3363 primitive form of birth control. to him weave whimsical tales all Before intercourse, they enter the night. of and tacular and If Kent vagina the women gobble up success, women's inex- someone came to the on the before the and for sperm conception plicable unfailing devotion to Saturday night searching enligh- tenment and can occur. these men. a Refined Cultural would The anthropologist eventually The story begins with an ulti- Event, he/she have left unful- ritual issued the filled. This was undergoes a gruesome torture, matum by narrator's not a night to which showcase the he grows to enjoy. He is tied, grandfather to his grandmother, considerable talents of and spread-eagle, while the shaman who was in labour at the time. Virgo McCormack; the two makes incisions all his he tells her and tiny over Brandishing a gun, she merely provided light enter- diversion body; into the cuts he places tiny must give birth to a boy or he will kill taining for students par- which thrive the seedlings on the pus. himself. Through some complicated tying night away. the she is able and Eric McCormack's Eventually, anthropologist process to oblige, his book, becomes attached to the verdant mother/father changes sex and is Inspecting the Vaults, published by growth. "My little plants were gently born a man. Despite such tyranny, Penguin Books, is available at Words Worth Sean the waving in the morning breeze," he his grandmother still swears to the Books. Virgo is of says reverantly. He eagerly antici- youngboy that "No one understands author four books, including a the when will women like collection of short White pates day they grow your father." stories, for on the $ right through him and he will become The narrator's father Lies andother Fictions, and | Applications positions grows up to poetry, one with the jungle. His pain be- have the same unique understanding Deathwatch at Skidegate Narrows. whole of women. One of his His Selakhi will be comes beauteous; "my body paramours is novel, published of and became part a universal, endless Mamselle, who was expelled from a soon. On February 12 13, for "celebration the arts" 1 DEAN'S orgasm." convent singing "Aupres de ma Trickster, a of J Much to his chagrin, the human Blonde" in her sleep. After his father devised by Virgo, will be performed discovered and at the of Waterloo. corpse is saved from leaves his family to live in a palace in University I ADVISORY 1 Idiot Savant headlines 1 COUNCIL I Upcomings This week's entertaiment offerings of are highlighted by an evening Jazz at the Turret on Monday, February 9th. Included on the bill of fare are several jazz groups including the WLU Jazz Ensemble, Mixty Motions, a jazz quartet and back by popular demand — Idiot Savant, last year's Talent Night winners. a are now being accepted in the * Idiot Savant is composed of Drew s Dean of Students Office. — g Ness on bass, Dale Hancock 2 and — Application forms job a guitar, Tony Bender drums, Andrea McCole — keyboards and $: descriptions are also available 2 Andrew Tibbetts — vocals. Idiot in the Dean of Students Office. $ \ be remembered for their Savant may gutsy version of The Bedrock Twitch featured both at Wilf's last and the Winter Carnival year during Talent Night. Their repertoire has Cord Anne-Marie expanded to include at least 45 photo by Tymec deadline is 4:30 | Closing p.m. ;5 minutes of original material. The Double Blue Blues Band performed at The Turret Friday night. 8 1987 Thursday, February 12, \ Other WLUSU-related events On Wednesday Feb. 11th, The Turret will host The Battle of the Bands include The Battle of The Bands on Wednesday Feb. 11that The Turret Concert which includes Syren and and seniors. Wilf's this and Fat Stewart at Friday Errol Blackwood. Prices are $4.00 The Centre-In-The-Square pre- the 6th. This week's Movie of the Feds and $5.00 for others. sents On The Twentieth Century a Week features Rodney Dangerfield The Humanities Theatre features musical starring Imogene Coca, Frank Gorshin and in Back To School. Life After Hockey on Feb. 16th to Judy Kaye on 6th Fed Hall will the 18th 8:00 Prices Feb. 10that 8:00 Ticket Friday February at pm. are Tuesday pm. be hosting their Cultural Caravan $12.50 adults and $10.75 students prices are $18.50 and $22.50. THE CORD WEEKLY IE NT T Kir AINMIE NT THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1987 13 Communards disc All is Waysted lacks enthusiasm on newest album ficient to carry the weight of the album. Sommerville's vocals, how- in ever tune they may be, are powerful, kickass tracks which haps Deep Purple's) to give them- annoying his should towards record as high range pierces go a long way carving selves more exposure to the the ear. this of the Waysted's identity in the rock world. buying masses on side For the most the of part, offering So Long and Heaven Tonight are Atlantic ocean. is The album's both slower that fit in well with songs repetitive. songs second side offers a good jazz song, the rest of the album, although Hot News Items: well with blues as as one a rhythm & Heaven Tonight is the superior of but Sommerville the feel, again Jimmy the two. These six songs form the New releases expected within ideas which By Tony Van Noggeren destroys any positive nucleus of a kickin' album that next few months: Aerosmith, Judas have established. of the been Many should merit considerable attention Priest (double live), Motley Crue, this album would be much Although Waysted may appearto songs on on North American AOR (album- Ozzy Osbourne (double live), this be a brand new band, is far from better if Richard Coles would sing oriented rock) radio stations. There Scorpions, Telsa and Whitesnake. Granted Save Your is more of the duo's material. Coles true. Prayers their first North American release has a brief he trades- singing spot as A new band to look out for is MGM off with in Lover but this rock band has released verses Sommerville Now Waysted need to get which consists of three former three albums prior to Saue Your Man. North Whitesnake members: Neil Murray on a strong The other Prayers in Europe. Waysted was only interesting song (temporarily), Mel Galley and Bernie formedin 1983 Pete after he American tour on this album is remake of the by Way a Marsden as well as Alaska's former left the classic Don't Leave Me This Way. Fastway following recording drummer John Marter. of their debut album. The current However, thereis no creativity here includes — radio the duo has left for Waysted lineup Way is a certain amount of acces- By Steve Howard as no room Concerts: bass Paul — lead that have guitar, Chapman on Saue Your Prayers interpretation. They repro- sibility Feb. 8 WASP/Slayer, Harpos, duced it the sounds. guitar (both former members of should this album and this The combination of pianist as original propel Detroit John — which UFO), DiTeodoro drums, band the success that has eluded Richard Coles and ex-Bronski Beat One song deserves an to Feb. 13 Alice Cooper. Joe Louis honourable mention is Don't and Danny Vaughn, vocals. Pete Way since his departure from member Jimmy Sommerville, is Slip Arena, Detroit Before to Save Your UFO 1981. Away. It moves along steadily with listening in Feb. 13 Detroit unfortunately not enough to gen- Saxon, Harpos, R&B theme. Prayers, it was tough to know what The Heroes Die for the an remaining songs, Feb. 13 Ronnie erate any enthusiasm Montrose, Coronet, this debut album from to expect; would there be a Fastway How The West Was Communards self-titled re- Overall, Young, Won, Kitchener new, the Communards far from or UFO sound or would it be Wild and Out Of Control lease. is being a Night are Feb. 18 Saxon, Rock and Roll worthwhile investment. Richard something new and original? Upon all as well; The duo, with additional help from commendable songs Heaven, Toronto thealbum became Coles could definitely accomplish hearing though, it certainly not filler material. a competent horn section and bac- Feb. 18 BTO, Harpos, Detroit obvious that this bandhas will more with his career if he could developed Hopefully Capitol records now king vocals by Sarah Jane Morris, Feb. 26 Alice Cooper, Maple Leaf their and sound. leave Sommerville's high-pitched, own unique style release the three previous Waysted are uninteresting. Coles' classical Gardens, Toronto almost voice behind. Thealbum is filled with strong tunes albums Vices(1983), Waysted (1984) musical training is simply not suf- wailing Feb. 24, 25, 27, March 1,3 & 4 Bob which were all (except for one) and The The Bad and The Good, Seger, Joe Louis Arena, Detroit written by Way and Chapman. Wasted (1985)in North America Mar. 10, 11 Bon Jovi/Cinderella, The Walls Fall Black songs Down, soon. Cobo Hall, Detroit Problems on and Hell Comes Home and Blue, Now need on a vinyl Waysted to get Mar. 28 Stryper, Hill Auditorium, To Singing The Night are very North American tour (per- strong Ann Arbor, Michigan "Fuk Yuz All." Problem Children's about or if it; they do, they go to seditious doctrine is stated in the their local Odeon where Rambo is last track on the LP, We Are The waiting to solve world problems with CELEBRATE children will launcher. And then Children: "Problem not a rocket they go accept/ The present world situation/ home because all is well. SPRING BREAK '87 Problem children will In the The Future Is not forget/ song Now, Your lies and misleading infor- Jamie Problem summarizes the life- Ft. Lauderdale - mation." span of a human suburban in three minutes. "Yer grades are high so Don't about the naive In worth- I worry youH start a career/ some on he beach idealism that seems to be spat outat less field where ya can waste away you by Jamie Problem, the lead Yer yer years/ ... a middle-aged and because the iflk FT. LAUDERDALES PREMIERE singer guitarist, businessman with thinning hair and rest of the album sees the band CONCERT AND DANCE CLUB ulcers/ Yer health begins to fail, but IV—Hf slamming everything in sight. Barney Saved yer goal never falters/ all yer 7 am to Noon - "EARLY RISER" Rebel, Jamie Problem, and Gary for future money yer alone/ So you Indiana attack people who have in retirement can rot away a home." BLOODY MARY SPECIAL never seen red dyed hair, For have and KEEP THE MUGI parents, A militaristic drum-beat and dis- you early risers, a Bloody Mary high school, teachers, football By Mike Wert torted guitars dominate Nobody 10am to 6pm POOLSIDE PARTIES players and their girlfriends, and Wins, a song about nuclear war. 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Then in the last two lines WILFRID LAURIER * the the world Problem Children are on the right offers "We UNIVERSITY PARTY FEB. 18th future of is up to us Problem a thought: WED., is track. We do live in a world that is FREE SPRING BREAK '87 T-SHIRT WITH PAID ADMISSION FOR a rebellious attack on mainstream figured out how to destroy the screwed and ABOVE COLLEGE STUDENTS BETWEEN 7 O'CLOCK AND 8 O'CLOCK society in which Problem Children basically up not too world/ Now let's figure out how to WITH PROPER COLLEGE 1.0. their banner people care or even think it." th'ow up revolutionary many save ALL BAR DRINKS AND DRAFT BEER - $.75 I don't believe Problem Children COMPETE IN CONTESTS FOR PRIZES! have serious any problems to fight EVENINGS against. In fact, they look like three around Entertainment Quiz happy guys, sitting drinking SUMMERS on the beach presents... beer. These strike guys me as a FT. 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Barbara? to legally purchase beverages at Level 21 March 21st and their albums are available at Dr Disc or LSPRING BREAK JJ 14 '87 answers on page Records on Wheels. THE CORD WEEKLY 14 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5,1987 ENTERTAINMENT Gender bender is no drag By David Black Ist Year Lana Lust could be the girl next door. the leather and the fish and Arts & Science Students Take away peroxide wig, the black taffeta tutu, the pumps net stockings, Lana would freedom be good enough for anyone's mother. She's a simple, no-nonsense soul whoneeds the to be herself, and follow her In Lana Lust be heart. short, just wants to a drag queen. Lana's Outer and written character appears in Drag Queens in Space Drag Queens on Trial, two plays by Toronto Times theatre playwright Sky Gilbert. Gilbert is also artistic director of the Buddies in Bad company, the alternative which both In from in Outer small, company produced plays. an excerpt "Drag Queens Space," Bn professional actor Kent Staines played Lana before a large and responsive Festival Laurier audience Thursday 9Hsh \\\S^ evening. in of three The excerpt, entitled "Lana's Tourof Europe as Marilyn Mansfield"and staged IEI, was one dream "dreamt" the of the In that Marlene sequences by trio drag queens in original play. play, drag queen Daylorme decides to dump her dresses and heels, and dress like all the rest of the men in Toronto: monogamousand Computing Sociology gay in selves -- middle class. The "outer space" of the title refers to society, which we parade our public selves so "difference" not be susceptible to conformity that they can convince our private selves that is to reflected, respected, valued or even tolerated. Lana's In she toursFrance and dream, however, is a celebration of her determinationtobe different. it, Italy as Geography Biology atomic blond bombshell. the Eiffel the Louvre and the Colisseum in Marilyn Mansfield, an age Visiting Tower, Rome, Marilyn finds love where others find only dusty masterpieces and ancient ruins. The effect of the slide show and of Marilyn's narration, by means of which theaudience retraces her foot steps, is one privileged access into an >o9V "oli erstwhile sex goddess's exotic soul. tical . tt.iopo Sc (kn ence As Lana puts it:"I dream. And in fabulous colours, 1 might add." the "dream" Prefacing was an introduction, full of highly original (and mostly unprintable) satire on WLUand Kitchener-Waterloo, mate- Interested in applying your academic studies to a summer job? rial written by Staines especially for his Festival appearance. Staines as Come and find out more about the INTERNSHIP PROGRAM. "Lana" also entertained questions concerning her tastes in clothing, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1987 and men review writing in a section called "Lana's Forum." Her answer to the latter was short 12:30 p.m. PAUL MARTIN CENTRE question and, since Lana would have it not any 4:00 ROOM 2-205 other the p.m. way, to point: CENTRAL TEACHING BUILDING "This was the most fantastic show I have ever seen in entire life." my Nlote: The deadlinefor applying for the Internship Program is March 5,1987 This reviewer believes Staine's came close. performance very Throughout the one-hour show he was energetic, outrageous and, as the ungentle Lust, surprisingly seduc- tive. His own material particularly Cord photo by Anne-Marie Tymec shone, as he made accurate this wickedly Yes, is a man I think. Kent as Lana Lust in ... Staines performed hits on life at Laurier. IEI during Laurier's Gender Festival last Thursday night. While the George Civello, a homo- audience playing laughed often, sometimes it sounded a little nervous. phobic and disgusted audience mem- ber, was a little slow to "spon- Entertainment Quiz Answers taneous indignation" in his tirade but ended loud against Staines, up and convincing. The performance added a wel- 1. Eugene lonesco come oblique angle to this year's 2. Lick My Love Pump Festival Laurier. 3. The Tortellis Taking on oppres- and sive conformist sexual norms - 4. Miss Lily von Shtupp whether hetero- or homosexual - 5. 15 Staines "gender-bending" as "whore 6. Rusty Burrell extraordinaire" Lana Lust illumin- 7. Sammy Hagar ated the whole of the "Gender in the 8. Alf Mushpie 80s" theme. And, one might add, he 9. Fifth Business, The Manticore, World of Wonders did so in a much appreciated "red Restaurant 10. Batgirl light." 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With Dave Aitchison their biggest efforts of the season early week three of getting tied in front of the net, last in gaining a pos- up Puhalski skated from sible four points from two-time de- winger Greg the took a wrist fending OUAA champion York corner, shot, the and wristed Yeomen. gathered rebound, the puck by goaltender Mark TheHawks won the first game of Applewaite. Fuhalski's 20th goal of the series 7-4 on Wednesday in the the the 2:42 mark of friendly confines of Waterloo Arena. season came at the first On Friday, in York, the Yeomen period. through the period, after battled back from a two-goal deficit Midway two excellent Luscombe saves on to tie the Hawks 3-3. Brian Small and Dirk Reuter, Laurier It was a significant series for went ahead 2-0. Puhalski deflected Laurier, as they not only collected defenceman Brad Sparkes' three points but they also gained point shot to score his second of the some much needed confidence. goal These Laurier's games proved game. Laurier ran calibre as a team is equal to that of Shortly thereafter, into penalty trouble. With Dan the intimidating Yeomen. Marsden in the box for slashing, Laurier's team play was the deter- Calder was given a holding penalty. mining factor. The Hawks played a The trio of Bob Dean, Peter Black simple safe brand of hockey. When Laurier and Greg Sliz effectively killed off the puck was in their zone, the one minute 13 second two-man cleared it as quickly and cleanly as possible. Rarely did they fool with advantage. Before the second penalty the puck or take time to make the York made the that has expired, however, 'pretty' pass so often Mike James face- resulted in trouble. score 2-1. won a Cord photo by Scoop Furlong off and quickly found an uncovered Outstanding individual perfor- Rolston in the slot. Rolston Luscombe York's best mances in the series were the Greg The Hawks scored the stopped goal- from behind on a breakaway. only goal made his of Chris Luscombe and the no mistake, as quick high of the Joel Curtis opportunity with a two legged pad tending Forty seconds later, Calder un- period as banged a of defenceman Eric Calder. shot cleanly beat Luscombe. slide to prevent a tie score. play loaded the aforementioned check rebound from a sharp angle off, and Laurier the lead Four minutes the third Luscombe performed in regained two-goal James. James left the York Scott into period, brilliantly on game in by, goalie Mosey. The before the Joe the series in aside 67 of 74 period expired, as York defenceman Dirk Reuter tied turning considerable pain with a suspected goal came on a powerplay. Hrysko tipped Calder's shot the 3-3. Reuter was the trailer shots. In one he was the point broken Curtis game game wrist. again scored on the power- Yeomen with just 1:32 remaining. on a four-on-two attack. Lan difference, frustrating In the first minute of the third play to give Laurier a 2-0 lead just 30 in shooters time and time Early the second period Ferguson and Brian Gray assisted again. period Rolston scored his second seconds into the second period. Laurier's lead was cut 3-2 on a the Calder his best at to on goal. played hockey goal of the night as he jammed in a Curtis deflected Eric Calder's point A Laurier Both Laurier since from the flukey goal. defenceman teams, happy with a tie, arriving rebound. shot through Mosey's legs. kicked the into American Hockey League two inadvertently puck were defensive-minded for the re- Puhalski completed his hat-trick York's first goal came at the 6:07 the net. Corbiere received credit for mainder of the seasons He moved the game. Though York ago. puck four minutes later as he unleashed a mark of the second period. Tom and cleared the the goal. outshot Laurier 17-5 in the third quickly deliberately, bullet from 40 feet. VanNatter scored the goal from Luscombe made the of the save this total was not indicative man in front of the York's Kent Brimmer closed period, net, quarter- again behind the Laurier net as his at the 10 mark. He backed the with his hard game minute of the play. Overall York outshot powerplay the as he off gap to two goals top attempted centering pass went went from to the other in low and made several one post Laurier 40-35. point shot, shelved anotherreboundat the9:01 Luscombe and into the net. order thwart shot the hits. In fact in to Rolston's at devastating game one, mark. A minute later, Laurier went end of a two-on-one break. Calder knocked York all-star Mike Joel closed the ahead Curtis out scoring 3-1 as rearguard Dan Hawkey Talk: The only line-up James out of the series with a clean The Hawks took of advantage with nine minutes remaining as his Marsden's wrist shot went in through change game two was Paul Smith hit at the Hawk blueline. two York penalties in the period's quick snap shot found the top a mass of players and by a screened replacing Paul Gehl. The defence final seven minutes. With the corner. Mosey. for the series consisted of Calder, LAURIER York 7 4 Yeomen serving a too-many-men- York outshot Laurier 35-30. YeomanBob Nicholson made the Handy, Sliz, Marsden, Sparkes, and on-the-ice Calder blasted penalty, score 3-2 with a marker. Mike Sliz little powerplay Duffy. saw very action A crowd was on hand for the Steve rebound large Handy's by LAURIER 3 York 3 Nicholson blasted a slapshot in game two due to a sore shoulder. opening face-off at the Waterloo Apple waite. Luscombe's after through legs Four Hawks competed in the two- Arena. Luscombe set the toneof the with 2:04 a The crowd smal- Then, remaining, point was considerably off a Peter Black OUAA picking . pass game all-stars versus Team Brian game early as he robbed shot by Handy deflected off of ler at Friday's in York. York intended for Bob Dean. game Canada on Monday and Tuesday. MacDonald with a save. Aitchison's skate and * glove trickled into came out but several With two minutes in flying good remaining They were Calder, Terry MacDonald's point blank shot came the net. Earlier, Aitchison had drawn Luscombe slowed the Laurier stops by quickly period, was penalized McCutcheon, Shaun Reagan, and just over a minute into the the penalty when he hooked their game. was momentum. for too-many-men-on-the-ice. Puhalski. Women remain in first place B-ball race line. excuse, but we didn't beat ourselves. And the Laurier side fell behind the By Chris Starkey never surging Laurier a late-half put together charge, neither did said Jeffries. He Brock," pointed Badgers. Brock finally scored two buckets culminating with an inside Foulon chip and a to the fact that the Lady Hawks had but five with minutes their hearts out." seven remaining to take a 43-41 "They played JoanMacDonald half-court which rush/lay-up foul shots which (of they sank one) while the advantage. Their lead how- These were Coach Gary Jeffries' words was short-lived, the home side 29-15 at half-time. put up had 17 shots from Badgers the charity as rookie Sue Little made after the Lady Hawk basketball team played stripe, ever, two fabulous After 30 minutes the Hawks led 42-20, Lady nine of the netting them. inside moves underneath to the two outstanding games in thrashing push Lady and Jeffries was able to substitute It liberally. Earlier in the the Hawks year, Lady were Hawks ahead once Guelph Gryphons 58-37 on Wednesday and again. be the last timethis he will have that may year consistently falling behind but as the 54-53 their OWIAA West rival early, in Controversy reared its ugly headwith three being edged by the luxury; only tough matchups remain in Brock they soared to a 11-1 lead Brock game quick minutes remaining, as most observers agreed Badgers on Saturday night. schedule. the on strength of three Kris Feel buckets. with Assistant Coach Fred Nichols The Guelph matchup was not a spectator's that a The score at the buzzer was 58-37 as the The cushion was minute of it. short-lived though, as the scoring error had taken With the delight, but Jeffries enjoyed every place. score Golden Hawks rose to 6-2 on the season and countered with 10 Badgers straight points to 53-50 Brock went to the line "Defensively, it was our best effort of the Laurier, in a to 2-5. Guelph dropped tie the held the game. bonus situation. The hit both shots season," he said, as the Lady Hawks Badgers The Hawks built several but Lady leads over were called for a line Gryphons to just 15 points in the first half. Brock 54 Laurier 53 infraction. The the course of the half but the Brock scoreboard win pesky showed a 53-52 but in Not taking a against the sixth-place game offense whittled at each lead. Down the away by actuality score was 53-51. Guelph squad for granted, the women built The Brock confrontation could have four with one minute to in the the "It the five decided first in the West as the Hawks go half, put scorers in a difficultsituation but up an early 114 lead, including straight place Hawk bench sparkled. Kelly Lynch and Joan it is officials came off tied with McMaster into the up to the tokeep track of points by Catherine Foulon. Foulon were going game things," MacDonald both hit from inside the to said Nichols. the back of first. key Themselves unsure of the thebench to play her "best game of year" with the Badgers only two points the home team give Laurier side a 31-29 half- the situation, officials left the score and led the Hawks with 16 points, 11 of them Despite the high quality of play in the barn- at 53-52 time lead. Laurier. in the first half. burner, the match was marred with officiating At while the crowd halftime, enjoyed the A Brock basket who Andrea Prescott had a heyday inside, pot- problems. by Cheryl Hoekstra, Hawk cheerleaders' show, the already- led her team with 11 ting 14 and the always-intense guards Kris After the loss, Coach Jeffries was frustrated points, put the Badgers controversial referees but were discovered mul- two with less than minutes Peel and Ann added eight each. The — not with the Lady Hawk effort, with the up by two to go. the ling over rulebook on the sidelines. shot from the and a which the was officiated. "I don't cont'd team 38% field phe- way in game on page 17 The second frame was a see-saw affair but nomenal 86% (12 for 14) from the free throw want it (the refereeing) to sound like an THE CORD WEEKLY 16 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1987 SPORTS Ontario Curlers go to finals Y MEATS A VP I _ Special to the Cord This past weekend men and women varsity curlers representing 10 universities from across Ontario in competed the combined sec- tionals in Toronto. With strong per- formances, both Laurier teams IIMk! qualified for the Ontario finals. The Lady Hawks, defending OWIAA champions, were 4-0 going Cord photo by Cori Ferguson into the combined sectionals. They finished in first place after defeating Graham and Dave (Newf) Holle toddy for the Ontario finals in Brock which 7-3, RMC 11-2, University of started off the weekend with a 2-2 Kingston run on Friday and (Off The Toronto 12-4, Laurentian 14-6. Their record. Saturday. In women's only loss came at the hands of They defeated Brock and York competition, the l74fi-2Q2f11 Queens, 7-4. and suffered tough losses to Queens, qualifying teams are WLU, I* I I I ■ ■ J | ~[ The women's team consisted of RMC, and U of T. This forced the Waterloo, Windsor, U of T, Queens Sue and Western. In the men's 56 KING ST WATERLOO] (the Shepper) Shepley, Linda team into a playoff competition for finals it Brenda Kim will also be Jackson, Kenefick, the final two qualifying positions. WLU, Waterloo, and Kate McDowell. lost close Windsor, U of Queens and Wright They a game to Queen's T, The men's of Western. team, consisting on last rock but defeated Brock in Dave Kevin Mike finals. The finals will be in round Coutanche, Alles, an extra end to qualify for the a robin Coutanche, Andrew (Corndog) The Golden Hawks will leave format. " / SEE THE Two losses hurt Lady Hawks WORLD'S FASTEST HUMAN their first serve. McMaster's &C. BEN JOHNSON By Serge Grenier got of the Guelph match last Thursday. and stunning backcourt accuracy The first game featured some long The week that was for the Laurier work carried them to a fairly easy tßy} rallies, especially early on, as the women's was one volleyball squad win in the second contest. teams fought closely up to a score of they'd rather forget. Their season INDOOR games At 9-2 for McMaster, Coach 7-7. LIS record dropped to 3-5 as they Cookie Leach decided to throw Showing signs of things to come, Association two matches 3-0 last the 91 st Highlanders Athletic dropped back in rookie setter Sue Brown, Organized by Guelph obtained serve at 7-7 on a Tuesday against first-place still from her hand recovering injury, Patti Smith out-of-bounds attack, 1987 February 13th, McMaster and on Thursday against in the hope of getting better front scored three points, lost and re- fourth-place Guelph. Games scores court passing and taking some scored gained the serve, and three 15-3 and 15-8 were 15-5, against off veteran Ruth MacNeil, Copps Coliseum - Hamilton pressure more points to grab a 13-7 lead. Y} ( 15 and and McMaster 15-11, 15-6 15-5 who looked uncomfortable at setter The lead went to 14-7 before the against Guelph. Tickets $12. $10. $8. $6. that night. The first rally was a true made of and Lady Hawks a game it test for Brown as she had to dive on Laurier vs. McMaster clawed back to 14-11. But the and On sale now at Copps Coliseum, Hamilton Place Box Oftice all BASS outlets in her hand to injured successfully dig Gryphons won the contest 15-11 on A McMaster not blessed Hamilton, Burlington, Oakville, St. Catharines, Kitchener, Waterloo and London. team, a Marauder attack. The second missed with but a Sue Kipfer spike. great power possessing reservations 525-5151. Telephone concluded at 15-3 on a game The second contest was more of sound fundamentals and precise McMaster middle attack. SERVICES the same as the teams were tied at 52 HAMILTON WENTWORTH VISITORS AND CONVENTION attacking skills, visited the Lady The third initially looked to game 2-2 when Guelph obtained serve. Hawks at the Complex last Tuesday. be the evening's closest. The Hawks Before lost Forced Laurier mistakes and soft Guelph serve on an < i »» +» » »» »» »» »» » +» »» »» » » «» »» » led 3-1 and 6-4 on. in early This, spite Allison McGee middle attack, they but accurate hits pushed the of twice the victim of being scored nine points, five of them Marauders to an early 6-0 lead in the rotation questionable violation calls. caused missed Laurier attacks. first The Hawks scored their by game. At 6-4 Laurier, McMaster ob- At 14-3 Guelph, the Hawks again first point on double blocking by tained serve and scored five straight staged a minor comeback forcing Allison McGee and Cathy Hall but points to take a 9-6 lead which they Guelph errors but at 14-6 and McMaster kept toiling on to grab a did notrelinquish. The Hawks came the 14-2 lead. Guelph serving Gryphons won as close as 9-7 on a Ruth MacNeil the second match by blocking a Hall The Hawks fought back, scoring block. McMaster single obtained the attack. NOW OPEN three points and holding the ball at 12-8 and won the contest and The third match Marauders at 14 for nineteen rallies proved bitterly the evening's action on a long rally frustrating for Laurier. Having until the contest was decided on a which i * closed by a McMaster attack French Pastries ■ Fresh an 4-0 Daily McMaster ace. grabbed early lead, they returned out-of-bounds a McGee by turned the to McMaster had first the serve over Guelph I Prof ol serve in < iter - Hall block. who to 11 second contest and did not waste proceded score straight * Success Cake Laurier vs. Guelph points with the same seven any time imposing their tempo, server, Hand Made Chocolates of them aces. At 11-4Guelph, it took scoring six times before the Hawks Serving and streaks were the story 0 a Patti Smith cross court attack to All Natural Homemade Cookies stop the threatened rout. < > Light Lunches At 12-5 Guelph went on another Sports Quiz short streak to victory scoring three straight points to win the evening's :i ALL GREAT VALUES action. < > By Jeff Madigan Leach was not 'talking proud' after the week's action. The game Easy Hours: against McMaster especially galled < > 1. Name the two boats participating in the America's Cup. her as only a referee was present - 2 8 a.m. a.m. rookie? The 2. Who holds the Maple Leafs record for most points by a during the first two matches. whose 3. Who is the all-time N.H.L. leader in penalty minutes? third game had an umpire | Monday - Saturday origins are still in question. < > Medium Regarding the Guelph game, 4. Leach Who recorded the first ever 100-point season in the N.H.L.? pointed out Guelph's ex- ' 5. had four | 8 a.m. - Midnight Who lead the L.P.G.A. in earnings during the 1986 season? tremely hot hand. "We and had 6. Whose team record did break for most wins a point streaks they ' Jimmy Key by (single) | Sunday left-hander? eleven point streaks." Theend result fifth 1 > is the Hawks are stuck in place, Hard below .500 and in need of a winning < ■ Plaza University Shops 7. Name the first female Harlem Globetrotter. streak to make the playoffs. ' 8. Who was the first coach of the Kansas City Scouts? > 170 Ave. W. University 9. Name the captain of the Cdn junior team thatrecently competed in Floats and Serves: Lately the Prague? team has shifted from a set six The Stopper player lineup to a ten player lineup using role players. This has been 10. Name the two Quebec Nordiques that have had their numbers caused by the eligibility of Allison retired? McGee and the improvement of ANSWERS: Edith Edinger, Sue Landowski and TO%bFF starting agaist Guelph, Cindy Tremblay J.C. and Tardif Marc 10. Bradley Pat 5. *' with this Novack...ln a the all items cnocolate coupon very busy week, on except Chiasson Steve 9. Esposito Phil 4. Lady Hawks play Brock tonight at 12/87 ;; expires February Guidolin Bep 8. Williams Tiger 3. 6:00 p.m. at the Complex and greet Woodward 7. Ihnacak Peter 2. Lynette Windsor afternoon 2:00 i > Saturday at Garvin Jerry 6. 111 Kookaburra Stripes, and Stars 1. p.m. \' j THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5,1987 17 SPORTS Men push towards second Kaciulis Laurier's deadliest his team's was in blocking, as McMaster By Serge Grenier server with four aces. Larry Rourke bounced a lot of points off of Hawk had 25 kills while Bobby Smith, blockers. The Laurier men's volleyball filling in for the sick Steve Moffat, squad improved its record to 6-3 last had 23 kills and Jonas Kaciulis 13 Shin digs: A busy week lies ahead Friday by defeating the McMaster kills. On for the a poor blocking evening, Hawks. Thursday night Marauders 3-1 in the Steel City. The they team leader their the first Scott Lee was the in play last regular-season Hawks won two games 15-3 game stuff blocks with five. and lost third against the Guelph Gryphons at 15-2, the game 15-11 Coach Don 8:00 the Smith was fairly at Complex. on and sealed the evening's action with Then, impressed with the improving Friday, the Hawks are for a 17-15 fourth-game victory. leaving McMaster spread, especially their Quebec City to in the The first contest was close until participate backcourt Hawks broke play. "They dug every- Quebec Carnival Volleyball Tour the away and grabbed hit he lead. thing we at them," com- nament over the weekend. Will they, Cord photo by Peter Dyck an 8-5 It was a closely fought mented, while his team's or won't they, their French- contest as McMaster closed the praising forget serving. He was rather disappointed English dictionary? score to 14-13 but Laurier finally Wr Wednesday's gameagainst Brock won after thirty-one minutes. in St. Catharine's is now a must-win The second contest was also close situation for Laurier to have a shot early on but with Laurier leading 5-2, at first place. McMaster is 6-1, Jonas Kaciulis served for ten con- Ist badminton season place race Laurier 6-3 and Brock stands third Bad secutive rallies as the accurate at 5-2. cont'd from 15 Laurier rolled an 15-2 page hitting up easy Colleen Ryan was amazing on the victory. By Steve McLean against both RMC and Ryerson. The Lady Hawks had several base-line, 15 footers all netting night, Chutes but In the third match McMaster Sherry played valiantly, chances to take the lead in the and leading the Hawks with 14 points The weekend of 24 and failed to a made comeback. ad- January gain victory. minutes. With 1:32 Peel a By taking waning left, and9 rebounds. Feel out a gritty put 25 Laurier's badminton team team led second of saw The men's was by with vantage sloppy Laurier blocking, snuffed out a Brock possession effort, bucketting 12. The Lady end their season in a disappointing seed Steve McLean who triumphed McMaster grabbed an early 8-1 lead a steal. Brock's defense held firm Hawks shot 42% from the floor and fashion at a tournament held at over RMC and while Bob and never let it closer than 13-10. Ryerson, Andrea Frescott get though, as was outrebounded the Badgers 32-24. Royal College in Kingston. "the Hawk" also a Mac closed the at Military Hughson gained forced launch shot finally game 15-11, to a desperation Jeffries praised theefforts of Ryan The women faced U of T, Queen's, win against RMC. McLean and which cut the Laurier edge to 2-1. with the 30-second clock running and third guard Barb Lockhart. and RMC while the Fabio two Laurier started in the Ryerson men Corvaglia prevailed over out. quickly "Barb came in and a played super York in to those other seeded and fourth Jonas played addition top doubles teams game as Kaciulis Brock took over theball but fouled game," said Jeffries. With captain four teams. with Jim resumed his hot hand and scored Hughson paired Brindley Prescott the to on ensuing play put Ann Weber fighting a cold and Pe i\ On the women's side, Sally to win yet another match. six consecutive points. At 10-4 Laurier in a one-and-one situation. the veteran nursing a gimpy calf, well Lichtenberg played in winning Altough the team was without Laurier, McMaster fought back to Prescott missed the throw, but the Lockhart exemplified team hustle matches against RMC andRyerson, membersKaren Showers and Vivek 11-6, and then 12-9 before finally Hawks came right back down the and hard work and also added six contested it lead while losing a hotly three Kakaria for the weekend is doubt- taking a of their own, 13-12. floor for one last try for the winning points. match to the seed from ful to whether their At 14-13 the game top as presence Prescott the shot she McMaster, basket. got The Lady Hawks, after their Queen's. wouldhave changed the results Marauders served what to very wanted with less than seconds appeared ten Wednesday match with the Badgers, Laurier's number two, Anita as Laurier was en- be the but it called much, firmly but the 13-footer winning point was remaining, will face the Western Mustangs at Debrayn, defeatedRMC and teamed trenched in last place throughout back due to a rotation violation. The bounced off the back of the Feb. 7th hoop. home on Saturday, at 4:00 defeat the with Lichtenberg to the season. It was a Hawks came back tie the rebuilding year to game at Both Jeffries and Nichols were And p.m. on Wednesday, February doubles military women in the com- for the team, however, and bigger 15-15 and won 17-15 with Keith disappointed but impressed with the 11 end the with they regular season the number petition. Susan Ella, are for next Harris-Lowe to take the things anticipated the serving squad's character in emotionally a home contest against the Western four seed, won her singles match season. j evening's action. trying contest. Mustangs. Has the real b-ball team finally stood up? Brad an 8-0 lead and Demarce Laurier By Lyon jumped out to early usually averages 6-10 He blamed the defeat on com- Mustangs. Instead, occupies defence and superb kept the Gryphons points seven or eight rebounds placency setting in at halftime. "We sole possession of last place, with If won't off the scoreboard for the first seven a of the you were not there you game. just felt too comfortable." the prospects advancing up it. Galikowski the real believe The Guelph Gryphons minutes. hoped the Hawks A victory over Guelph wouldhave standings fading. Maybe six in the 16-minute mark of the could about scored points the last two By first forget the defeat by the vaulted the Hawks into a fifth-place Golden Hawk basketball has stood and outscored the Golden the Hawks had time hosted last for all seconds, half, opened up a they Windsor night. tie with the slumping Western up to see. Hawks men's basketball team 15-5 seemingly insurmountable 21-point in the last two minutes to complete a lead, 30-9, andLaurier went into the spectacular come-from-behind 65- dressing room at halftime with 61 victory last Wednesday. almost equally large 34-18 lead. SHOOTERS RESTAURANT I second half much The game came down to one The was more costly Hawk giveaway in the waning competitive, as the Gryphons con- seconds when all Laurier had to do tinually closed the score to single NOW OPEN I was maintain possession and run digit deficits, only to see the Hawks "We'll Give You Our Best Shot" out the clock. Hawk coach Chris reopen a larger lead. Coulthard summed the in For the the up game Gryphons, victory one phrase. "We handed it to them." was totally unexpected, especially in The unbelievable Gryphons, light of their play in the first half. trailed by eight points with just over According to former Golden Hawk a minute to Linas Azubalis had and assistant Gryphon play. present DINING I given the Hawks a 59-51 lead with coach, BobUrosevic, the Gryphons DANCING 1:20 left, converting two foul shots. motivated themselves at halftime. with But rather than sending the "They played a heart as big as a We little bit in Gryphons into a shell, these points gym. got a ofa run the lit a fire in the Guelph attack. second half. We got some turnovers rS/ I ( 1 v-\ '( and had snowball effect." Guelph guard Ray Darling sunk a they a three point basket and converted The key to the comeback was the two ensuing foul shots, awarded Gryphon guard, Ray Darling and his after he was mauled by Azubalis, to three three-point baskets in the last close the three five minutes. Until his it gap to points. outburst, •Daily Lunch & Dinner Specials • DJ Wed.-Sat. I Lorenzo Segato of the Hawks looked as if the Gryphons were just two foul shots of his in time until the clock • capitalized on putting game •Daily pasta specials Dancing Nitely own with 30 seconds left to finally ran out. expand • Great Combos • Music Videos the lead to five, 61-56. Hawk coach Chris Coulthard But of the blame for •Stacked V2 lb •Satelite Dish then the bottom fell out, as placed part the Burgers the Hawk defence went to sleep and defeat on Laurier's guards. In the • Munchies & Lite Bites •Shuffleboard/Darts I the second started Gryphons founda scoring touch half, Guelph playing I Mon. nites Chicken ONLY 20$ ea. had had all Another an extended zone defence which Wings they not game. the Hawks from three-pointer by Darling with 15 prevented pene- (5 p.m.-12:30 a.m.) I seconds left and then the winning trating the ball to their big men three-point basket under the basket. Coulthard felt with one second Laurier I the that his failed handle this Night on clock after a costly Rob guards to Show Us Your Laurier I.D. for 15% OFF All Entrees Galikowski defence Every Thursday | turnover, put the game effectively, contributing to Hawks' second-half away. the meagre How do of 25 points. you score six points in output only two seconds? Ask Guelph. They did High scorers for the Hawks were it and Azubalis in the dying moments against Rob Galikowski Linas each. No other Hawks Laurier with one three-point basket, with 17 points two fouls for Hawk came close technical anger to double-digit scoring 65 University Ave. E. HOURS. and a third foul shot. figures. Brian Demaree was par- (at Weber) 000"0lOl Mon-sat 11 a.m.-1 The Hawks seemed to have the ticularly disappointing, with no a.m. Waterloo Sun in and rebound. B Licenced L.L.8.0. noon-11p.m. B game well hand early on. 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Compollo video ...Power vs. SUE, and I'm tired Frl., Feb. 6 JOB SEARCH will Inky Blinky; BRUTAL... -The Undefeated Workshop Love. 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Spon- of eating sawdust, and I don't be held from 11:30a.m. to 1:00 Beer Women. sored by Laurier Christian HAIR MODELS needed for want anymore character. p.m. in 2C6. Plan an effective Fellowship. advanced cutting classes. Must Here's to luck both ON and job search strategy. D —, we met at Morely's early CAREER Exploration Work- be willing to have a modern OFF the ice. Pressure, eh?!? in the school called will year, you shop be held from 2:30 to RESUME WRITING look. Appointment Wed., 12:30 Pinky. Workshop at X-mas, and didn't much, INTERVIEW SKILLS 4:00 in C.T.B. 2-207. say Workshop p.m. will be held from 6:00 to 7:00 p.m. Call 884-5141. I'm interested, call DF, ND will be held from 11:30 a.m. to in DEAR AMANDA; I've been p.m. PlOO5. Prepare winning again! 1:00 in 2C6. 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Steve. an information session about - Laurier Christian Tuesday February 10, 6:30 of Waterloo in Arts Lecture Fellowship. summer jobs from 1:00 to 2:30 10:30 pm. at the WLU Athletic Hall Rm. 116, at 7:30. MY FAVOURITE Scary Mon- MARIANNE: Sorry, missed p.m. in PlOO7. Please register Complex. Register before Fri- you with in Placement and ster: There's no place I'd rather the wild weekend. The elders Mon., Feb. 9 Nancy day, February 6 and pay course be than the Drunken Duck Pub who are older and wiser don't Career Services. fee $20 at AC office. Regis- FRENCH-CANADIAN Film (in with love - know The tration Tim you. I you you everything. Party Contact: Riehn 746- French): "Stroke" (Coup de INTERNSHIP Program, Ist poster girl, "Bunny" Animals. 6736. Dir.: Louis- Year Arts & Science Students, sang, 1978,82min.) JAZZ SCENE takes over the 5:00 in General InformationSessions. Georges Carrier; at Turret. Come get into the swing or PlOl7. - 12:30 Paul Martin Centre of live entertainment, 8 p.m. 4:00 Room C.T.B. 12 a.m. p.m. 2-205, Applications and platforms now being accepted from candidates for the position of Cord Weekly YAKOV SMIRNOFF Editor-in-Chief Famous Russian Comedian with special guest (1987-88) K Mike MacDonald 570CHYM Duties and responsibilities include: SUMMER PUBLICATIONS: The WLUer □ Edit and produce a wall calendar, student telephone directory and AKi : . Well-known through his movie roles in Student Handbook and Daily Planner. 5 "Moscow On The Hudson," "Heytbum," &IHF TV's □ Contract printers and organize volunteers so as to have publications available "Money Pit," "Brewster's Millions" and for distribution in September. 'WhatA Country" Smirnoffwill entertain H. you with a hilarious look at life in Russia. 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FEBRUARY 5,1987 19 Scoreboard OUAA Hockey OUAA Basketball-West Standings Upcoming Games Standings GP W L T F A PTS GP W L T F A PTS Western at LAURIER (Sat. Feb. 7, 4 pm.) 20 14 3 3 96 55 31 McMaster at LAURIER (Wed. Feb. Waterloo 11,6 pm.) McMaster 7 5 2 0 526 458 10 Western IB 14 2 2 106 46 30 Windsor 7 5 2 0 621 5% 10 19 13 2 3 106 51 29 York Waterloo 7 4 3 0 529 506 8 LAUREER 19 12 3 4 113 64 28 OWIAA Volleyball-West Brock 7 4 3 0 561 563 8 18 13 4 X 102 51 27 Toronto Guelph 7 3 4 0 476 515 6 Windsor 17 7 7 3 77 72 17 Standings Western 7 2 5 0 517 533 4 Mc Master 18 7 10 1 64 75 15 GPW L T F A PTS LAURIER 6 1 5 0 431 490 2 Brock 18 7 11 1 78 91 15 Lauren tian 18 5 11 2 87 117 12 Brock 8 0 8 0 3 24 0 5 62 Western 8 1 7 0 8 22 2 Gueiph 18 12 1 102 11 Results Queen's 20 3 13 4 66 119 10 LAURIER 8 3 5 0 10 16 6 KMC 20 4 15 1 78 132 9 Guelph 8 5 3 0 15 14 10 Guelph 65, LAURJER 61 19 3 14 2 64 124 8 Waterloo 7 5 2 0 15 8 10 Ryerson Brock 78, Waterloo 76 Windsor 6 5 1 0 15 5 10 Results Windsor 78, Western 75 Mc Master 9 8 1 0 26 3 16 Mc Master 93, Brock 84 Western 10, Guelph 1 Waterloo 71, Western 60 LAURIER 7, York 4 G uel ph 70, Windsor 69 Toronto 3, RMC 2 Results LAURIER 3, York 3 Laurentian 7, McMaster 5 Waterloo 2, Brock 0 Upcoming Games Brock 9, Guelph 0 Waterloo 3, Brock 0 Windsor Ryerson 2 10, Western 12, Queen's 1 McMaster 3, LAURIER 0 Western RMC 2 LAURIER at Waterloo Feb. 4, Waterloo 3, Windsor 0 (Sat. 7, P.A.C.) McMaster 3, Western 0 Toronto 7, Queen's 1 McMaster at LAURIER (Wed- Feb. 11) Laurentian 3, McMaster 3 Guelph 3, LAURIER 0 Upcoming Games OUAA Brock at LAURIER (Sat, Feb. 7, 7 pm.) Volleyball-West Hawks OWIAA Flying Basketball-West Standings GP W L T F A PTS Standings GPW L T F A PTS Waterloo 9 8 1 0 25 6 16 Western 9 7 2 0 23 11 14 LAURIER 9 6 3 0 544 503 12 LAURIER 9 6 3 0 19 16 12 Mc Master 7 6 1 0 370 345 12 Guelph 9 4 5 0 18 20 8 388 Brock 7 5 2 0 399 10 Brock 9 1 8 0 11 25 2 Waterloo 8 4 4 0 426 400 8 McMaster 9 1 8 0 7 25 2 Western 9 3 6 0 460 489 6 Windsor 8 2 6 0 447 481 4 Guelph 8 2 6 0 400 440 4 Results Results LAURIER 3, Mc Master 1 Waterloo 3, Guelph 1 LAURIER 58, Guelph 37 Western 3, Brock 2 Windsor 51, Western 48 McMaster 69, Brock 57 Upcoming Games Brock 54, LAURIER 53 Windsor 54, Guelph 50 Guelphat LAURIER (Thurs. 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