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Vol. 113 No. 22 Student Center, University of Deblware, Newark, Delaware Frida~ April 17, 1987 Jones visits univ ., addresses issues by John Martin Present at the meeting in the topped the list of issues. · Editor in Chief Student Center with Jones and "The students don't want the his wife Sharon were: plus/minus system, but it's go • Sandra Simkins, president ing to go into effect anyway," "Basically, in the next few of the Delaware Simkins told the president years, I have the opportunity Undergraduate Student elect. "Over the past year, to do things differently than Congress; we've been struggling very what may have done in the • Chris DeMaio, president of hard with the Faculty Senate past or to reinforce what has the Resident Student to get them to at least address been done in the past, if things Association; the problems with the are working right." • Yolanda Jones, president system." With this thought in mind, of the Black Student Union; Siffikins' concern of "incon university President-elect • Jacqueline Cotnoir, presi sistencies" in the system was Russel C. Jones met with dent of the Off-Campus Stu echoed by the representatives several student leaders dent Association; from RSA and GSA. Wednesday to hear their views • Iva Johnson, president of Although BU presently uses on important student issues. the Cultural Programming The hour-long discussion a plus/minus grading system, Advisory Board; Jones said the use of the covered a range of student • Maria Sa dusky, president topics, including the system is not optional for of the Graduate Student departments at the school, as plus/minus grading system, a Association; student activities fee, a plann it would be here in its present • Leslie Picoult, senior class form. · ed Student Center expansion president; and the president's ac • Leo Taskey, a GSA "I'm surprised it would be cessability to students. representative. optional to departments," he Jones will replace Dr. E . A. " I need to learn from you," explained. "It seems to me Trabant as university presi Jones told the group, "at least you either have a plus/minus dent on July 1, ending his as much as you need to learn system or you don't." THE REVIEW/ J. Evon Reiff seven-year term as vice presi President-elect Russel C. Jones, pen and pad in hand, enjoys from me at this point." Jones admitted that he the conversation during a meeting with student leaders in the dent for academic affairs at To no one's surprise, the agrees with the basic format Boston University. Student Center on Wednesday. Jones will address the faculty plus/minus grading system continued to page 4 in Smith Hall Monday. · Godwin, Smith claim council seats by Wendy Riddle · Smith said his plans are to work for "the better- workload of the community service departmen~s. ment of Newark altogether." such as police and public schools. Therefore, he said, . . Staff Reporter According to Godwin, the planning and growth of those departments· should help _in the decision of The decisiOns have been made, the ballots have Newark are the community's biggest concerns at the whether to expand the commumty. been counted. moment. Smith who is the vice president of Wilmington In ~uesday's New<;lrk City_ c;ouncil election, Hal ''The people are concerned about the symptoms of Trust o~ Main Street, said he was sure he ~ould be Go~wm wo':l o':er Amta Pu~hsi by a 465-342 vote to the growth in Newark," Godwin said, "such as elected be(!ause "whenever you run for office, you claim the Distnct 1 seat, which was vacated by John overloaded schools, police protection and congested have to be confident." ·suchan~c...... streets where traffic is a problem." "Whatevercomesupintheco~cil,I'llge~toknow - Go~w.m said he IS e~cited about his new position, Since the community is growing, he continued, the issue and work from there, he e:1q~lamed.- explammg, "My constituents and _I have a. full agen- "the big job will be to look at each community ser- Smith said he will not focus on one particular Issue da ah~ad _of us because _Newark IS b?ommg now." vice department and make sure they play a big role since "they're all important". In Distnct 4, Allen Sm1~h upset Orville Clark, who in the allowing or disallowing of new homes being Louise Brothers
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Read Rev_iew at 451-1398 Campus Calendar each week in The Review. BOOK COLLECTING CONTEST 1987 The University of Delaware Library Associates announces its seventh annual contest for student book collectors. The contest is Oscar's open to all students currently enrolled at the University. 703 Market St. Mall • 656-8044 THE GIRLFRIENDS Undergraduates and graduate students will be judged in separate categories. A first prize of $100 and a second prize of $50 will be The Grand Club Rooms awarded in each category. 818 Market Street Mall • 652-5577 Downstairs MELTON BROTHERS Guidelines for the student book collecting conlest may be picked Upstairs up at the Information Desk in the lobby of Morris Library· and at the GATOR BAIT reception desk, Special Collections Department, second floor of Members of the Delaware Destroyers: Morris Library. Send entries to Susan Brynteson, Director of Libraries, Bill Blough. Hank Carter. Jeff Simon. by May 2, 1987. Steve Chrismar Stuffed Shirts All entries will be judged by a panel of three persons appointed by 1208 Washington Street • 429-0749 the University of Delaware Library Associates. Winners will be JOHN ·wiLSON announced on May 8 and the presentation of prizes will be made on May 20 in the Lecture Room, Morris Library. Barn Door 845 Tatnall Street • 655-7749 Winning entries will be displayed in the Morris Library lobby exhibit MONTANA WILD AXE cases for the period June 5-30, 1987. · Radisson Hotel Ballroom · Sponsored by 700 King Street • 655-0400 The University of Delaware Library Associate~ CHECK POINT plus D.J. JOiieS'u_S"iresses liberal curriculum by John Martin single word - called 'leader Jones, who will become the undergraduates complete between service and scholar Editor in Chief ship.' " · university's 23rd president on several introductory courses, ship among the faculty, adding But with the many issues July 1. but "students often don't get that such an imbalance has How would Dr. Russel C. facing the University of Jones, who will give up his challenged vertically." become "a perennial pro Jones describe the primary post as vice president for "They should be challenged blem" at colleges across the functions of a university Delaware, such a academic affairs and the way a' major, say, at the country. president? characterization may be academic development at junior level in the field is." An effective president "can "I would wra_p it up in a easier said than done for Boston University to succeed Another goal for the do a lot more by making sure Dr. E. A. Trabant, discussed president-elect is to increase that there ,are ·. good, some of his primary goals as minority participation on cam charismatic teachers in the president on Wednesday. pus -a problem at the univer classroom," he continued. "One [of those goals] clear sity that has "a long way to Jones stressed that his ly is focusing on go" before it is solved. management style greatly dif undergraduate education," he "That's something I've fers than that of controversial stressed. "I'm very interested worked on within the engineer BU President John Silber, in having the pendulum swing ing field for the last dozen even though he accepted his back from the rather wide years. I know it's hard, but I position there with an agree open curricitlum that the 1960s know it can be done," explain ment that Silber would help brought us, and try to get a lit- ed the administrator from BU, him in his quest for a univer . tie more structured, liberal where the minorities present sity presidency. curriculum in place." ly constitute about 11 percent "[Silber] is very much a Jones received his of the student body. centralist, where he likes to bachelor's degree in civil "It takes buttering up the make all the key decisions," engineering from the Carnegie opportunities at the faculty Jones said. "I am very much Institute of Technology in 1957, level, the student level, the one who delegates both. and later earned his master's staff level," -he continued, authority and responsibility and doctoral degrees from the "[and] not only showing that and then hold individuals same institution. the University of Delaware is responsible.'' "My particular thrust," he receptive to minorities, but Jones said that although he said, "is to make sure that that they can survive and suc does not foresee any im there's a liberal education for ceed here." mediate changes for his ad every student. ..so that they Jones said he will also focus ministration ("My experience understand the history behind his attention on continuing the is that you don't change the field they've chosen, they university's land grant tradi anything until you're sure it's understand how it fits into the tion "in the 1990s and the year broken."), he does expect economics of the nation, and 2000 and beyond," as well as changes to occur. they understand how then to maintaining "a healthy "Certainly over the next communicate with lots of dif balance" of in-state and out-of year or two, there will be some ferent people, in order to prac state students. changes in the reporting lines tice their chosen field." The president-elect said he and restructuring that makes Jones said a particular con considers the present $5,200 sense to me." cern for him is that many annual tuition for non~ Jones emphasized the im Delaware residents "a portance of a university presi .tremendous bargain given the dent having "an ear-to-the quality of the University of ground" attitude of awareness Delaware. Boston University and coordination. Attention Graduating Seniors & M.B.A. Candidates tuition is $12,000 [per year]." And in a little over two Finally, Jones stressed the months, he will try to adapt FREE SEMINAR ON: importance to narrow the gap that attitude each day. A Career in the Stock Market Review advertising pays off Blinder, Robinson & Co., Inc. is one of the largest over-the count~r stock brokerage firms in the U.S. We're seeking highly motivated self-starters who want a career with a UNIQUE CAREER OPPORTUNITY solid, growing company. The Conference Interpretation Program announced Blinder. 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CONTACT Dr. Nancy Schweda Nicholson Ask for Ms. Mitchell -- Limited Seating Smith 442 451-2837 302-322-5144 . 9:30AM to 4:30PM Daily (Leave message at 451 -6806) April 17, 1987 • The Review • Page 7 BU staff praises, criticizes Jones by Mike Ricci Some BU faculty have Boston, Jones' areas of with Rich. criticized Jones for what they specialty have always been According to Speisman, - Managing Editor say is a strong bias toward engineering and science. Jones had an excellent reputa After being selected in science and engineering - His greatest accomplish tion for obtaining money and January as the university's often, they say, at the expense ment at BU was the primary equipment for engineering new president, Dr. Russel C. of liberal arts programs. role he played in the develop programs at the University of Jones reflected on his six-year "[Jones] was not much of ment and funding of the Massachusetts at Amherst, vice presidency at ·Boston anything here," said university's $100 million Ar where he was dean of University, saying, "I leave psychology professor Freda thur G. B. Metcalf Center for engineering from 1976-81. behind a real legacy." Rebelsky, president of the BU Science and Engineering. However, Speisman con While some BU faculty and chapter of the American According to Willis Rich, tinued, "I didn't find him very Russel C. Jones administrators question Association of University Pro associate dean for engineering forthcoming when it came to Jones' impact on and concern administration, the BU social sciences or behavioral passed accredidation," Col fessors. "Many of us did not burn explained. for all areas of academia, feel that he was working with engineering faculty holds a sciences." others speak favorably of his Some BU faculty members Had the situation been dif people [in the College of "very strong and supportive" ferent, he continued, "[Jones] abilities. Liberal Artsl." view of Jones, largely because say Jones had to focus on "I'm very positive about of his fund-raising tactics and engineering because the might have seen need in some him," said Steven Colburn, In his current position as ability to gain support from school's technological pro other area and [could] have chairman of the BU BU's vice president for industry. grams were in a poor state taken very different actions.'' biomedical engineering academic affairs and Psychology professor Joe when he arrived at Boston. Research and travel expenses department. Colburn praised academic development, Jones Speisman, a member of the "The facilities for science and for this article were funded Jones' ability to "start people oversees allll schools at BU. search committee that engineering were such that through a grant from the toward a vision." But since his 1981 arrival at brought Jones to BU, agreed they probably would not have Reader's Digest Foundation. Controversy follows BU's President Silber by Mike FreEtman political and educational sity of Massachussettes at tionship with other colleges in Executive Editor machine borders neurosis. Amherst, where he was the the area," Silber explained. In 1983, Silber was one of 12 d~an of the school of "He had established a rela When John Silber became distiguislied citizens chosen by engineering. tionship with us over 125 miles dean of arts and sciences at President Reagan to be part of Jones is known throughout away [at Amherst] -we have the University of Texas in the National Bipartisan Com the Boston area for his fund problems doing that a few Austin, his controversial and mission on Central America, raising abilities. Silber said miles away. disputive nature became im headed by former Secretary of Jones is responsible for "rais "I knew he would be mediately evident, as he ap State Henry A. Kissinger. ing the majority" of the $100 valuable here," he continued, pointed 22 new department The six-year relationship million needed for the develop "not only for engineering - heads at that school in only a between Silber and Jones "has ment of BU's Arthur G. B. but also for physics, math, three-year period. been a close one" according to Metcalf Center for Science and computer science and other Silber. Silber says he recruited Engineering. sciences." analysis Jones because of the ad ''He was dean of engineering Silber's well-known attitude ministrator's ac at [UMass at] Amherst, and toward student involvement in Twenty years later, Silber is fairs and Academic 'Develop complishments at the Univer- has established a good rela- now president of Boston ment and university continued to page 10 University, a $15,000-a-year · President-elect Russel C. private institution nestled in Jones. the urban surroundings of Silber's name has become a downtown Boston. fixture in the Boston press and And while the setting has around the country. From his changed for the 61-year-old widely-known political connec NEED EXTRA CASH? native Texan, the president tions to his offer to run the still manages to encompass Boston public school system, himself in strife. Seven years Silber remains in the spotlight. Positions Available for Next Year ago, Silber recruited Vice His involvement in every President for Academic Af- aspect of the university's Working at Football Games Assistant Concession Directors ESSAY Assistant Manager for Programs CONTEST Hot Drink Stand Managers WIN *50 FIRST PLACE or Concession Stand Managers Parking Lot Supervisors *25 SECOND PLACE Concession Stand Workers FOR WRITING ON THE THEME Parking Lot Collectors "STILL WE RISE" Pepsi Cappers Deadline April 20, 1987 4:30pm No Experience Necessary Minimum 250 words, typewritten Interviews will be conducted Submit to: Ann Taylor, Secretary April 14, 16, 1987 and April 21, 23, 1987 Center for Black Culture at the Field House * See Details In Center for Black Culture * For Further In/ormation Call $ SPONSORED BY BLACK STUDENTS UNION $ 451-8660, George Deaver Page 8 • Spring Slingers Although official campaigning for the Delaware Undergraduate Student Council election is not slated to ·begin until next Wednesday, several tickets have announced their intentions of running. The "For-the-Students" ticket, made up of cur rent DUSC members, and an all-Greek ticket "Students for Delaware Undergraduates"- have given this year's DUSC election the edge of a Philadelph~a mayorial campaign. Both tickets, in interviews with The Review, have pointed fingers at one another~ expounding on the other ticket's bad points. A third ticket, "Voices for Change," has also joined the race - and !_he name calling. Keep in mind that ~fficial campaigning has not yet begun. There is no telling whether this year's DUSC election will turn into yet another popularity con test, with promises of beer in all the campus water fountains. But, one thing remains certain - all three tickets should care more about HOW they are going to run DUSC if elected, and less about WHO is running. Are the DUSC tickets ready to act on important issues? Next fall will be the start of a very big ye-ar, with a new university president and plenty of changes. Petty squabbles and finger-pointing get nothing The Resident's Life accomplished. Next month will mark the end of my associa Secret Santa never gave me anything) ; and the DUSC was set up to represent all students. Next tion with university housing. As a second late-night Ping-Pong games that we played Wednesday, let's start hearing some talk about semester junior, I have decided to finally cut simply for pride and a helluva good time. what the tickets are going to do for every student the umbilical cord that has nourished and, Since I lived on a floor with mostly freshmen, hopefully, prepared me for off-campus life. I became a big brother, teaching new residence - and less about what they think of each other. Yeah, I'm a residence hall baby, the offspr hall babies how to walk on their own. What a ing of two v~ry different parents - a stern, neat cycle. I bet Dorm Mom and Dad planned disciplinary Dad called Housing and Residence it thay way. Life and a loving, protective fairy named Dorm But I wonder if they also planned on all those Mom. babies waking up on the cold bathroom tile Ballot Results · My Dorm Mom gave birth to me in Harr- alniost every Sunday morning. And, what about ington C, right across from what was then those nights we hung out in the hallway when , ATO's frat house. I know, we should have been studying for exams? Speaking of elections, The Review would like to , not exactly the best en Maybe Mom planned it. But Dad???? extend congratulations to newly-elected City Coun vironment for a guy who For my junior ,year, I decided I would live in cil members Hal Godwin (District 1) and Allen was still sucking on the the Towers. I had only been there once before Smith (District 4). thumb of his high school and it seemed like some kind of upscale resort. years. ' Big highrise. Tennis courts. Elevators. You Additional felicitations to re-elected Coun But Mom knew what she can't beat that. cilwoman Louise Brothers (District 2). was doing. She potty Now, I have three roommates- Chris, Dave Good luck with the upcoming term, from your trained me well - so well and Derek.' Three very different guys. I like to that, at times, I instinctive friendly student renters at The Review. call them Chrissie, Curly and Ted (but that's 1 ly woke up at precise another story). Chuck . moments during the night. Mom and Dad don't come around as much Arnold Or was that because I lived anymore. I guess the Towers are too long a John Martin, editor in chief next to the only pay ·phone walk from Harrington C. Mike Ricci, managing editor ~ on the floor'? But it is comforting, if somewhat annoying, Mike Freeman, executive editor Christina Langdon, business manager It Sue W inge, editorial editor Meg Wherry, advertising director No, no .. was definitely because of the guy to know that the parents are always looking out Alice Brumbley, executive editor who was snoring in the crib next to mine. for you. When you lose your key, Dad will fix . Kevin Donahue and Bill Davidson, sports edito~s During those freshman days, the coolest it. And Dorm Mom protects you from those peo News Editors ...... Tom Capodanno, Cheryl de Jong, thing about being a residence hall baby was all ple you don't want to see and those you do. (Just Don Gordon, Meghon McGuire, Camille Moonsammy, my siblings. Some were newborns like me, stu Brian O ' Neill, Jon Springer, Dave Urbanski try getting into the Towers tonight without a Features Editors ...... Chuck Arnold, Bruce Heuser dying for calculus exams and teething on beer pass.) Photo Ed iior ...... Lloyd Fox bottles at the same time. Others were older and So, it is with some regret tl:!at I will say good Assistant News Editors · · ·· ··············~ · ···· ...... Karen Ascrizzi, Chris Lauer Assistant Photo.fditor ...... J. Evan Reiff wiser; they would disobey Dad without getting bye to Mom and Dad. They've taught me a lot Assistant Sports Ed itor ...... Joe Clancy caught and advise me about life at the and turned this residence hall baby into a young Copy Editors ...... Matt Boyle, Molly G ilmore, Jeff James, Lori Poliski university. Assistant Advertising Director ...... 1 ••••••••••••• • ••• • • • ••••••• • •••••••••• • • • •••• • •• • •• Toro Borakos man with a great deal of fond memories. I Assistant Business Manoger...... 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J I y 'hlhept wilb lbe.._ Camaro and greeD Cadet in the Junior class. that celebrity bulL Refreshments of Kit Kats, ;Velatwn of Jim Bak esus Christ preached i th ~: y,.. lll3de my WftiL An irlnoa!Dt Coke and Jetlo will be served. ram B - ty: the poor, the hung 0 de outca~ts of socie- ~- Mary Ellen 1beresa "'MIMI" Walsh HAPPY Twodatesareavailable-pleaseletmelmow f!lY akker's But television ry C¥1 the diseased. BIRFDA YBIMBO! This ad is the equivalent which one is best: May 8-9 or Ma:y 15-16. So religiOUS extor- vehemently C]ai· evangelists - Whi"}e the QrisSaliiaD-IIAPPY BIRrHDAY - I hope to 4 drinks on ladies night at the Balloon. forget that class- you were falhng asleep nanipul t" m th d y il"s the 11151 eww.llapefully ,_will gd. that Treasure the moment! )!we. April and Cathy. anyhow-andwritemeat:301East1200Col- a IOn, my preacht · ey otheworkofCh · t ONS lhal ,_ asbd f..-! F .G. umbia Ave. Phila., Pa. 19122. This means you !Tied. 0 riCh White · riS - COURTSHIP-The act, process, or period of too Dr. B.!! Cheerio Ole Chap - snooze and I can't help k There's no Power ~~~nservahve audiences. HEY BABE! il is babe,. isn"t il! We jusl courting and/or dating. VIOLENCE - The Lose. ED. ; myself !~Y- money in preaching t thme and certainly no ...... ud .. wisb ,_ a great 3th Birtbday! extenlion ol physical force so as to injure or 0 •~dmw~~~-s-- Jennifer Lynne from Alpha Sig: Sorry I was ons of Am They claim to us th e poor. want abuse. COURTSHIP VIOLENCE - Is .' . ericans feed the hun r e e money to help the poor amd lllllllglll y... Jlrllballly ...... to see ""s A ·1 11 1987 Page 10 • T h e Review • pn ' KEEPI: . N~ .. . Silber's legacy continued f rom page 7 • wasn't mteres. t ed- he wanted'd t" a universit~ admlh.nei~tX:S~~d be a college presl en , e obv1ous w . becam , cific dulles at t~S1lber sa1'd · " I said. if he cames I rur about ~ones 1s~ ' I don't think to BU and stayed f1Ve yea~ '1 BU. ,H1:;e~lyour bus~ness . " would do what I co~ld to ,e p .., tha~ s Y . d Jones flrst re- him become a presldent. Sllber sal 't' on of vice ·. ject~d the f pos~~ademic af- pf changed his Research and travel expen~e~ .. 1 a1rr~ssld~~t , ~~~er for this article werfe fun t~e , mind. 'd he was already h a grant rom "He sm he ~;~~!r•s Digest Foundation. - established as a dean - TAKE 5 every Friday The Resident's Life month will mark the end of my associa Secret Santa never gave me anything); and the university housing. As a second late-night Ping-Pong games that we played ! have decided to finally cut simply for pride and a helluva good time. that has nourished and, Since I lived on a floor with mostly freshmen, ~a'"P'""' life. I became a big brother, teaching new residence hall babies how to walk on their own. What a . I bet Dorm Mom and Dad planned WINTER SESSION 1988 University of Delaware Travel/Study Course in ITALY f'U&.;;ITICAL SCIENCE: 442 & 409 Comparative Politics and International Relations JAMES MAGEE and JAMES K. OLIVER 3 or 6 CREDITS LimiJed Enrollment Cost Estimate: $1600 plus Tuition Contact: Prof. James Magee 455 Smith Hall 451-2355 April 17, 1987 • The Review • Page 11 Pm SIG invites everyooe to join in the fun of Party on Wheels! Fall-out Bus to Khyber GREEK WEEK. Aller all. GREEKS DO IT Pass. Phil a. 4/23. ... classified LIKE THE GODS: Buy a button! Happy Birthday DAVE FISHER! ! Love. aJIIIiJIIIed from page ZO ATTN. BEACH LOVERS! 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PORTION OF AD PROFITS Call collect :D21652-55n "" OPEN 7 DAYS orTeletron 1-8J0-233-4(f)() I DONATED TO AIDS RESEARCH No Deposit/No Return Bottles Page 12 • The Review • April 17, 1987 AMERICAN INSTITUTE OF PLANT ENGINEERS SCHOLARSHIP .PART-TIME ... rails 2· $750 UNDERGRADUATE ENGINEERING SCHOLARSHIPS telemarketing temporary emplo_yment. Sales and continued from page 1 service for national accounts. $4.50 to $6 to start. No Individuals who are entering their junior or senior year enrolled in either chemical, would be unaffected by oil or civil, electrical or mechanical engineering. cold calling. Evening hours available. Flexible sched gas shortages. ules. 6 miles from University. Need well-spoken and According to Joe Lake of the APPUCATION DEADUNE- MAY 15, 1987 New Society of Historic Red .enthusiastic individual. Please call Diane for interview Clay Valley, Inc., "The people Application form• aad iaformation available at: between 9-5. governing the state are the UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE OFFICE OF SCHOLARSHIPS AND STUDENT FINANCIAL AID 1-302-454-5342•.. . ones who can make [the rail ROOM 224, HULUHEN HALL system] a reality." The socie NEWARK, DE 19716 ty owns and operates the ATTN: Georgia Boiae• INTER-MEDIA MARKETIN~ Wilmington & Western Railroad system. Sophrin speculated the system could be "feasibly tested" within a year without great cost or construction by using the existing tracks such as Amtrak's Blue Line bet ween Newark and Claymont. "New tracks would take strategic planning maybe five LEGENDS .OF or 10 years down the line," he explained. ROCI< &.. ROLL Sophrin said the tracks are NAME THE designed in a way which employs "sound use of land AND WIN! planning, rather than sprawl ing out all over the coun tryside." "[The Department of Transportation] should get its Clue Set #1 head out of the asphalt," Lake Here is the first set of clues to match with The said, in reference to the state's Hot Shot Legends of Rock & Roll Poster inserted growing number of highways. into this newspaper last week. (If you missed the "Already, roughly 2 percent poster, a limited supply is available at the news of the state is paved," Lake ex paper office.) plained, "and if the Depart Here's What You Should Do: ment of Transportation had This sketch represents the left half of the poster their way, 85 percent would be with outlines of the faces. Each face outline is paved." numbered. Match each outline to the poster, using The rail system is an alter the clues listed below to determine the names of native to more highways, he the first 21 Rock Artists featured. said. In next week's newspaper, you will be given the The Delaware Administra remaining 17 face outlines numbered, as well as tion for Regional Transit the second set of clues to complete the puzzle. [DART] offers bus rides to most of the areas which the trains would service. ~~ (Set #1) However, "Buses are sub ject to the same delays and 10 1. HIS PARENTS WERE OZZIE problems as cars," observed AND HARRIET Steve Welch, DART 2. HIS BAND GAVE OFF . marketing manager. GOOD VIBRATIONS The impact the proposed rail 3. 1/4 OF A GROUP, 1/6 OF A TON system would have on the 4. MICK AND KEITH WERE HIS MATES DART bus system has not 5. BERRY GORDY WROTE "LONELY h~en examined, he said. TEARDROPS" FOR HIM 6. HIS PAL WAS JOHNNY ROTTEN 7. HIS BIGGEST HIT WAS "BE-BOP-A-LULA" 8. HE RECORDED "HERE, MY DEAR" TO PART-TIME MEET ALIMONY PAYMENTS. Work from our tele 9. FIRST LEAD SINGER OF THE DRIFTERS 10. HE WROTE "l SHOT THE SHERIFF" phone sales office 11 . FORMER DJ WHO MADE IT BIG for major daily 12. HE SANG "SWEET HOME ALABAMA" publication. BUT WAS BORN IN FLORIDA 13. NO RELATION TO WILLIAM F. Guarantee hourly 14. "YOU SEND ME" WAS THE FIRST OF HIS MANY HITS pay or commissions ~.~ 15. HE WENT FROM THE BYRDS TO # ~ THE FLYING BURRITO BROTHERS 4 hours mornings 16. SHE PLAYED SECOND or FIDDLE TO DIANA ROSS 41f4 hours evenings 17. HE OFFERED NO CURE FOR THE "SUMMERTIME BLUES" No experience 18. HE WROTE HIS HIT "SPLISH necessary SPLASH" IN 12 MINUTES 19. DJ WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE CALL COINED THE PHRASE , MR. FRANCIS "ROCK & ROLL" 20. HE MADE HIS MARK SITTING ON 366-0427 THE DOCK OF THE BAY 9-12:30 or 4-8 dally 21. HIS BAND WAS THE "CRICKETS" 170 Main St. Hot Shot~ Schnapps. 42 Proof. Produced by Newark The Hot Shot Distillery, Owensboro, KY C1987. ------April17, 1987 • The Review • Page 13 - To get ahead in college, it helps if comes with either two built -in 800K lets you run MS-DOS programs. you choose a brilliant roo~. Like a drives, or one drive and an internal Whichever Macintosh you choose, Macintoslfpersonal computer. And no~ 20-megabyte hard disk. As well as a you can use the latest, most advanced there are two models to choose from. choice of two new keyboards. software. And that means you'll be able The Macintosh Plus, which comes Inside, the SE also has an expan- to work faster, better and smarter. with one 800Kdis~ drive and a full mega- sion slot, so you can add a card that lets · No two ways about it. · byte of memory(expandable to four). ·you share information over a campus- Th ·be best· Anq the new Macintosh SE. Which wide network. Or another card that epower to your . Microcomputing Resourc·e Center 152 Newark Hall 451-6782 Hours: M,T,Th,F 9-Noon; 1-3:30 W 7 p.m.-9 p.m. C1987AppleCompuJet;llu.AppleandlbeApplelogoareregisleredlnldemarllsifAppleComputer,Jnc.MacillloshisatrademarkqjAppleCompuJer.hzc.MS·[)()SisaregzSieredtrademark(l{Micmsqj/Corp. Campus Calendar Friday, April 17 ~- '"RRAAess People,n 7 p.m.., 9;30 A 1 r•-• Toastmasters IDler ftl.-''Body llrat,"7 p.m., 9:30p.m.. Basellall - Delaware vs. Temple p.m. and midnigbl, 140 Smith HaD. Ad national, the ~s pJblic speak and midrrigN 140 Smith HaD. Admis Uniwnity, 3 p.m., Delaware Field missiGo $1 with university ID. ing club, ,no meet every 'lbursday. sion $1 with uniftr.;ily ID. House. F« mCII'e iDfCII'matiGo, c:aD 3:30 p.m., 116 PumeD.. Develop yuur Ci1-2257. public speaking skills and 0\"ee'aJJDe Hillel-Purim Party, 8 p.m.. at the of that lllCJiftid fear. fice. SaUar-"Disuufide Boodiog.n..:iog of -Albumin and SemiDar ~ "Protien Kinases and c:ell Sunday,April12 Secretion Tr.insfs- Growth," with Dr, Terry Talcbell, M~ -Center fGr Blac:kcmlureBi rin," with Dr- "'11eodore Peters, .Jr-· University of Pennsylvania. Noon, 316 latenatiellal Celfee u.... - 1be b1e Sludy, 7-9 p.m. Fe.- mCII'e illforma 1be Mary Basset Hospital, 4 p.m., - WoH Hall. Cosmopolitan Cub, 5 p.m., lntft'na- tiGo, c:aD 731-3630. Drake HaD. tionai Ceuler', 52 W. Delaware Ave. All M~- War.;bip at Paul's Cbapel, iDtel'ested students wekome. 7 p.m., HlllaiDesSL, opposite Russell ()wnpln :Lulber.m Sludmt Associa Seminar - "Strategies for Im Mfttillc-GLSU inten!st meeting, 7 tion. Fe.- a ride c.- illfo, c:aD a-30'll. munoassay with Electroc:bemical p.m., Ewing Room, Sludeol CentS'. Detection " with William Heineman .Saturday, April18 Refresbmeuts sened.. University of Cincinnati, 4 p.m., ..~ -3:311-5:311, Carpenlft'Sports D ~-"Jkfare Stanewall." 7:311 p.m.., Drake Hall. Building. All wekome. Rodney Room, Sludmt CentS'. Span Yega - Free classes, 3-4 p.m., sand by the GLSU. Soc:ialpeceeds at Kirltwood Room of theSiudmt CentS' 7 p.m.. All inwiled. West Yoga Cub. Fe.- mCII'e infor Lecture "K-2-1 Fuctions.," with Dr. lkdiag - Folk Dance, 8:31H1 p.m.., East mation, c:aD Gregg 45H332. Kenneth KeUum, San Jose State Daugherty HaD. Come and learn folk Seftllall - Delaware vs. LaSalle 2lti University, 3:45 p.m.., Kirkbride dances from all over the world. Begin Uniwrsity (doublehearkr), 1 p.m., Mfttillc-Circle K., 7 p.m., William Lecture Hall. ners welcome, no partJlS' neeessary. ·Delaware Field Bouse. F« mCII'e iofCII' SOil Room, Slndmt CentS'. Mfttillc - DUSC, 3:311 p.m., Callins matiGo, c:aD Ci1-22'15. Room of the Student Center. All students webme. llediiiC-Quam's, 10 a.m.., U.C.M., w-·s ~ - Delaware vs. 31 On:banl Road. :a-'151117 All-.kome. BudtneD Uniwnity, 1 p.m, Delaware -~ -Geoer.ll FacuH:y. 4 p..m..,l21t FieJd House. Fe.- mCII'e iDfCII'matiGo, Smith. Easter Services c:aD 451-2257. Monday, March 23 c-at _ llaJpsidMrii.st 1.any Mn's ~-Delaware -ws. C.W. Peterson, associate pnlft:SSOI ul music=, JOIN US IN WORSHIP-SUNDAY, APRIL 19 Post College, 2 p.m., Delaware FieJd and sopranos Billye Brown Youmans 6 a.m. First Service of Easter with Paschal Fire House. F« mCII'e iDfCII'matiGo, c:aD and Debra Field, 7 p.m.., Loucis Rerilal (Rear Parking lot) 451-2257. Hall, Amy E. du Pool Music Building- 8. 9:30 & 11 a.m. Cerebration of Easter (in the Nave) ALL WELCOME Newark Uniled lllelhodisl Chun:h 69 East ..... Street. Newark (302) 368-8774 SJOO Writing A"'ard Ten annual undergraduate writing awards of $100 each have been established. Any junior or senior in any course in the College of Arts and Science (with the exception of English literature) is eligible to submit a paper for review. The goal of this award is to increase faculty and student awareness that good writing matters, and that it matters to everyone. The· paper should be an original prose essay of indeterminate length written in response to a course assignment(s) and must meet high standards· of excellence. Papers from a "second writing course" are especially encouraged. Students may submit an entry to his or her faculty member or the faculty member may select one or more contributions with the consent of the student(s). Papers from either the fall or current semester are acceptable. All entries PARKPlAC~APARTM~NTS must be submitted in quadruplicate by the faculty to the department chair by April24 and, in tum, all entries must be in the Office of the Dean of Arts Large, spacious apart and Science by May 1, 1987. ments with -many closets Further information may be obtained from the Committee on Undergrad- inc_luding · walk-in size. uate Writing Awards: Rent includes heat and Professor Robert A. Day, English, Chair of the Committee Professor David M. &mann, Sociology and the Center for Science hot water. Conveniently and Culture located near Campus Professor David W. Smith, School of Ufe and Health Sciences (within 6 blocks). 1 and 2 Edward H. Rosenberry, Professor Emeritus, English, ex officio bedroom apartments available. Just for YOU. The Review is now open from 650 Lehigh Road. Apt. 1-1 7 p.m.-10 p.m. Monday nights Newark. DE 19711 • (302) 368-5670 to accept classified and M 9 to 5; T-F 9 to 7; Sat. 10 to 4 display advertisi~g. ------April 17, 1987 • The Review •Page 15 The Easter Bunny talks by Joe Clancy Assistant Sports Editor The Easter Bunny is alive and He is never really seen by well at the Christiana Mall, anyone, but his work is always - I easy to spot on the Sunday promising youngsters candy morning after Good Friday. · You know, the fella with the and eggs on S un daY mornlng. big ears, cute nose, bushy tail In an exclusive interview ... the source of all those chocolate eggs and jelly beans. Monday, the bunny revealed What's that? He hasn't been his thoughts about the holiday around here since you were • six'? Not exactly. and the kids who love hlm. The Easter Bunny is actual- ly living at, of all places, ~he - Christiana Mall. He's makmg Photos by Lloyd Fox a list and checking it twice, no doubt. Oops, wrong holiday. Wearing a big bow tie and a violet jacket complete with daisies on the lapel, the Easter Bunny sits on a flowery throne surrounded by a white picket For little kids, the Easter Bunny is the most popular attraction at the Chri"- fence. ti.nn6. 1\/l_o)) _i:J....:o -..-..-.l- · "'ffiere '"fie 'Is! He-re - he comes. Look over there, it's him! It's the bunny!" These and an Easter Allman's new LP: basketful of other delightful squeals from a gaggle of six and-unders greet the bunny. Each child waits, ever so half rock, half trash impatiently, to talk with Peter Bruce Heuser classics. Unfortunately, while one half Cottontail about Easter or of I'm No Angel sounds like rock and even life as a rabbit. Features Editor roll, the other half sounds like a It doesn't matter anyway, Let me rock your cradle, mawkish combination of Huey Lewis because the bunny can't talk. Let me start a fire with your spark, and U2. When he is working, that is. Oh, come on baby, come and let me Ironically, "It's Not My Cross to During an all-too-infrequent show you my tattoo. Bear,'' which Allman wrote in 1969 for respite from his rigorous yet the first Allman Brothers album, also enjoyable schedule of Rock lyrics just don't get any better appears on the new record and is kindergarteners Monday, the than t.flese lines from the title track of arguably its best track. bunny spoke about his The Gregg Allman Band's new LP, I'm I'm No Angel, unsurprisingly, begins profession. No Angel. with "I'm No Angel," a solid rocker "Easter makes me feel Although the song sounds sort of that's already a minor hit. The song good," he explained, "and I slick, with simple rhythm patterns, features a bushel of romantic lines, think it makes the kids feel during the bridges guitarist Dan Toler such as : "So, I might steal your good too. I wish these two breaks loose and plays some piercing diamonds/ I'll bring you back some weeks could last all year." rock and roll. gold/ I'm no angel." Although he doesn't speak In fact, half of the songs on the album In the fun.ky ''Anything Goes ,'' with the children, the bunny sound similar to (but not nearly as Allman's raspy, made-to-sing-the- continued to page I 7 good as) early '70s Allman Brothers' continued to page 17 Page 16 • The Review • April 17, 1987 Con marries cop in 'Arizona' Those cinematic wunderkinds, brothers Joel and Ethan Coen, (remember them? They directed/wrote/produced the ultra stylisli 1985 thriller, Blood Simple) continue to amaze and delight with Raising Arizona, an absurd, tongue-in-cheek "peek-a-loo" at the eccentric lifestyles of the polyestered poor of Arizona, and one distressed couple in particular. . Before the titles even roll, we meet- in very quick sn(,ltches -an inept convenience store bandit, H.l. (Hi!) McDonno.ugh (Nicolas Cage). When he's not ITtaking his rounds through the state penitentiary, Hi is gazing thoughtfully at Edwina (Holly Hunter), the police officer he keeps runnfng into. The two exchange tidbits of information - she barks orders at him, he coddles with his infectious twang - and a romance blossoms. His third time through, Hi demurely slips an engage ment ring on her finger. "Don't worry," he assures her, "I paid for it." After Hi is paroled, the two get married, settle down in their pre-fab starter home and set out to make a baby or two. Alas, as Hi laments in his obtrusive and never-ending voice-over, ''biology and the prejudices of others" keep the otherwise-happy McDonnoughs childless. Take 5/sueWinge Raising Arizona Starring: Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter Director: Joel Coen But just a stone's throw away, Nathan Arizona, the unpainted furniture king of Arizona, has just fathered quintuplets (with a little help from a fertility doctor) and Hi and Ed set out to bor row one of the little critters to raise as their own. Hi grabs Nathan Jr., a baby so beautiful he moves Ed to tears. * * * Part social commentary, part slapstick comedy, Raising Arizona is both familiar and unique. The story, stripped of all its Coen-esque language and characterization, is simple: Man and woman kidnap cute baby; police (and others) give chase; baby is eventually returned. Ed and Hi McDonnough (Holly Hunter, Nicolas Cage) have the perfect family with their But the film is abetted not only with the craziest set of kidnapped kid, Nathan Arizona, Jr. *The litursi• marked with an uteriak take their form from very ancient practice in the Church and full hiatoric ceremonial element., including eome uee of incenn, are a part of th.e eervicea. In addition to the aervic• liated above, Evening Prayer is read daily in the Ohurch ·at 5:10 p.m. Holy Euch&riat with the Saerament of Healing ie offered Mondaya at 7:00 p.m. Holy Euchariat ie offered Wedn.day &t 12:10 p.m. and alao at 7:80 p.m. with the Anglican Student Fellowahip. Cfhe Spiscopal earn.pus ~inistry ('I"P&dJUon lJk& you've never M&n it before) SAINT THOMAS'S PARISH IN NEWARK. THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH IN THE CITY OF NEWARK AND UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE, SOUTH COLLEGE AVENUE AT PARK PLACE. TELEPHONE:368-4644. For more information call X8063 Refreshments will be served. SPONSORED BY: Career Planning and Placement, Office of Women's Affairs, and Student Activities Office ------Apri/17, 1987 • The Review • Page 17 • • .exclusive interview with the Easter Bunny continued from page 15 chocolate, . candy-coated ny carry a bicycle, anyway? discovered at around age ny -stands for: fun, love and chicks and jelly beans. Others It's tough enough to get seven that mom was dyeing most of all, children. communicates through nods seem to have Easter confused around Newark, but the night those eggs for a reason. Explaining her reason for and waves. with Christmas. before Easter must be a real Susan Jones, a part-time playing this role, Jones said, ''The children are curious "Some children ask for challenge for the cotton-tailed convenience-store clerk, plays "I love kids, and I love doing about me and what I db," said bicycles, trucks and all sorts of wonder. the part of the Easter Bunny at this. the bunny. "They look closely things," according to the pink "I'm a fast bunny," he the Christiana Mall. "I still have a little bunny in and wait for me when I get eared rabbit. "I'm not Santa boasted. Her (the gender of the me," she confessed. here." Claus. I bring candy and OK, OK. The Easter Bunny Easter Bunny really doesn't Maybe there is an Easter Most kids request, and ex goodies." wasn't really at the mall on matter) spirit, however, em Bunny after all. pect, the Easter norms: How would a fuzzy little bun- Monday. Most pe()_ple bodies all that the Easter Bun- Side two opens on a bunch of -which they briefly do at the the LP just to hear the -39-year But I'll live on,l And I'll be promising notes with "Can't record's end. old Allman growl: "Don't strong,/ It just ain't my, cross ... new LP Keep Running.'' Lots of good, Despite the many weak reach out for me, babyI I'm to bear." gritty, grinding guitar make spots, it's worth the price of not going to carry your load./ continued from page 15 this mediocre tune about try ing to cope·with the transient blues-or-rock-and-roll voice rock lifestyle sound better combines excellently with than it should. Toler's wailing guitar, a guest Of course, two ballads follow horn section and the band's "Can't Keep Running." THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO kick-butt rhythm section. I'm No Angel closes with Without a doubt, the album "Don't Want You No More," a BECOMING A NURSE IN THE ARMY. hits an absolute low point on Spencer Davis instrumental, the dreary ballad; "Evidence which leads into "It's Not My of Love." A tenor saxophone Cross to Bear." After the And they're both repre cuts through this mushy almost unbearable onslaught sented by the insignia you wear "song" with all the force of a of ballads, the band finally as a member of the Army Nurse paper knife - and, as im plays some vintage Southern plausible and revolting as it blues. Corps. The caduceus on the left seems, helping Allman out Throughout the five-and-a means you're part of a health care with the vocals is ( ack! ) Don half-minute scorcher, led by system in which educational and Johnson. Toler's slow guitar and Two more ballads of ques Allman's gospelly Hammond career advancement are the rule, tionable quality finish out the organ, the players threaten to . not the exception. The gold bar first side. break into a houserockin' jam on ~e nght means you command respect as an Army officer. If you're eammg a BSN, wrtte: Army Nurse Opportunities, P.O. Box 7713, Zenith Z-159 Bundled PC, Clifton, NJ 07015. Or call toll free 1-800-USA-ARMY. It beats all-nighters. 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Chestnut Cabaret Tower Theatre Walnut Street The~tre 9th & 38th & Chestnuts Sts., Walnut Streets, Philadelphia, 69th & Ludlow Sts., Upper Darby, 215-574-3586. Philadelphia, Fri., Living Earth. 215-352-0313. Sat., The Fabulous Greaseband. 215-382-1201 . Ambler Cabaret Fri. and Sat., Beru Revue. 43 E. Comedy 23 East Cabaret Butler Ave., Ambler, 215-646-8117 . Fri. and Sat., Tommy Conwell and The Young Rumblers. 23 E. Lan Grand Opera House Comedy Cabaret caster Ave., Ardmore, Sat. 8 p.m., The Boys Choir of 215-896-6420. Fri. and Sat., Special Fifth An Harlem, 818 Market Street Mall, niversary Show. 408 Market St., Wilmington. 652-5577. The Trocadero Wilmington, 65-A-M-U-S-E. Fri., Hawaiian Shirt Gonzo Fri Comedy Factory Outlet day, WMMR - 93.3 FM. Sat., Power 99 Dance Night. 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The Hens must have been seconds left m the · thrrd The Delaware men's spotting the Leopanls a few quarter. lacrosse team bas the luxury goals to make their twH1our Boote . settled down of being in a conference that bus ride a bit more somewbatmthefinalquarter, makes it mandatory to play worthwhile. only scoring twice and hapless teams. Lafayette was playing well, assist~g on M~tt Lewan The Hens (6-4 overall, 3-0 in but it was-.only a matter of dowski s goal. Tim Bracken the East Coast Conference) time before Delaware opened finished off Delaware's scor got a chance to raise their the flood gates. ing when be practically walk point totals Wednesday when Captain Denis Sepulveda ed the ball into the net af~ they thrashed ECC doormat scored all three of the Hens' picking off an errant clearmg Lafayette College U-7, 0-4 goals in the first quarter, pass. ECC),16-5. which ended deadlocked at The Leopanls managed two - ..A game like this for us at three. goals in the second half-once this point of the seasoo can Sophomores Mark Prater, in the fourth quarter wtH:n help some of the guys get a lit Dan Brittoo and .Jolm Boote Shillinglaw bad put his tle confidence going:• boosted their season scoring regulars safely oo the si~. Delaware coach Bob Shill totals with goals in the second Delaware bas picked a good inglaw said. quarter. time to peak with wbat could In recent years, conference Boote didn't stop there. He prove to be the Jour most im games have given the Hens a scored five more times in the portant games of the seasoo up chance to take a break. be second half and assisted oo next. more creative and empty the two other goals, giving him The Hens face C. W. Post, bench. eight points for the-afternoon. 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" It· Sports Editor classmates instead of getting leadoff hitter put one over the his 16-game hitting streak was a question mark before, Spring Break is supposed to blown out, 24-6, in Newark, rightfield fence, just missing Tuesday - three hits, three but lately it hasn't been a pro- be a time of fun .. A time set Del. the scoreboard. From there runs, three RBis; blem. You get them some runs aside for relaxing and How bad was it? things got worse. • Powell- two runs, three and they'll be. fine. " pleasure-seeking. "We hit the ball pretty good In the third inning, the game RBis, one homerun; . Ge.t _them 24 and they'll be After this week, the Hofstra today," said centerfielder officially became a Iaugher. • Rubini - five hits, four ecstatic. University baseball team may Mark Rubini. Sixteen batters came to the runs two stolen bases, one The Hens continued to score, wish to argue with that Mark's a little modest. Say- plate. Eleven runs were hom~run and seven RBis. plating nine more 'insurance definition. ing the Hens hit "pretty good" scored on eight hits, two Yet the Hens could not relax. runs' to make the final score The Flying Dutchmen (!Hi is like saying William '.'the walks, an error and a hit by Not against a team that spot- 24-6. overall, 4-3 in the East Coast Refrigerator" Perry is a little pitch, making the score 15-0. ted Mercy College a 12-run, J?elaware ~as now won eig~t Conference) entered their chubby. Rubini alone had two hits, two first-inning lead last week of Its last mne games and Is week of vacation undefeated Some figures: 24 runs (11 in runs, a stolen base and three before coming back to win, currently tied for first place and in first place in the ECC. one inning), 20 hits and four RBis just in that inning. 27-25. with Lafayette. Sunday, Lafayette College homeruns. "Our hitting is coming And the Dutchmen did make "After we won those two swept a doubleheader from Not bad, eh? around and everybody's hit- a run, scoring six runs off fromRider,".saidPowell, "the them, knocking them out of "We always knew we could ting together," said Rubini. starter Bill Gibbons in the next momentum JUSt took us from first place. hit th<> ball," said catcher "That's the key." two innings. But that would be there. Once you start winning And by the time the Hens got Todd Powell. Wednesday everybody was all they would get as Glenn a few games, it just sort of done with them Wednesday The whole world probably just plain hitting. Oneidas came in to shut the snowballs." . afternoon, the Hofstra players knows now. • Simmons_ four hits five door over the final .three And snowballs are no kmd of ii~~Pnt ClUfJdy hii¥~~!!.!l'i§.wMea'!nrJ.::!§.fi!! · About 350 J>e?Ple showed up at Clayton basketball develop into more than an East record as a coach, a man, and a teacher. Hall Monday mght to hear former UCLA Coast Conference doormat. "If [coaches] are not teache_rs,_ th~y coach John Wooden speak at the Second An- "You look around the country," shouldn't be there," Wooden satd m h1s nual Blue Hen Hoop Club Banquet. Follow- Delaware coach Steve Steinwedel said, address. i~g is one note of thanks, one rave, and one . "and in some of the biggest programs Wooden spoke h~bly of himself as a~ bttch: b p . d t you're not going to find banquets that 350 educator. He left 11' to former Eagles Thanks (a not~). Hoop Clu rest en eo le are going to attend." coach Dick Vermeil t~ spell out what Scot~ Gr:een a~d h1s staff deserve a lot of P AfDelaware, where basketball has Io~g Wooden's "education" IS _all. abou~; . credit for gettmg Wooden, 77, to ser~e as been a synonym for mediocrity, it's fair- "He's a teacher of prmciples, s~ud th~ keynote speak~f· Wo~en - The 1 amazing. Vermeil, who coached at UCLA durmg \YizardofW~tw~ ~ndwmnerof10~a- Y The Wizard (a rave). Heroes are hard The Wizard's tenure, ''of fundamentals, Kevin honal champiOnships m a 12-year peno~ to find these days, but Wooden is one. of discipline, of lqyalty, of honesty, and I Donahue .~~~~~~The~~~ ~r~b ~~~~~wi:h:d Though his name rhymes wit~~dfa~r~ continued to page 22 ------itself as a full-grown booster group, and hero, the former. coach <