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(Back to http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman/) MY INAUGURAL ADDRESS AT THE GREAT WHITE THRONE JUDGMENT OF THE DEAD Alvin Miller http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman/ ISBN 1449927432 (Leave a Review at: https://www.createspace.com/Preview/1062701 Order at: https://www.createspace.com/3413807 Or Order at: http://www.amazon.com/Inaugural-Address-Great-Throne- Judgment/dp/1449927432 � 2009 by Alvin Miller LC Class BT823. M56 2000z OCLC No. 49632860 Amazon Standard Id. No.: 1449927432 TOPICS (Click Below to Jump) Preface MY INAUGURAL ADDRESS AT THE GREAT WHITE THRONE JUDGMENT OF THE DEAD Introducing Myself I'm the Captain! The Joke The Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead Online Image 1: Me on The Great White Throne (and I don't mean the toilet!) Online Image 2: Amazulu 'Excitable' Video - Nutty Fruitcake Online Image 3: Leonardo Da Vinci 'Creation of Adam' Finger of God Online Image 4: 'E.T.' Finger Online Image 5: 'E.T.' Finger. Boy Fascinated (Frozen into Stone Statue) Online Image 6: Hypnotized (Frozen into Stone Statue) The Taboo Online Image 7: 'Surrogates' Doll Online Image 8: 'Surrogates' Fairy Bowling White Armband Online Image 9: Bosch's Wages of Sin Instant Prophet The Witches My Favorite Sport Online Image 10: 'Weird Science' (1985) Barbie Doll Sex Toy/Robot Conjured by Horny Nerds Online Image 11: 'Men who Stare at Goats' (2009) - Bowled Over! Online Image 12: Repeat: 'Surrogates' Doll Online Image 13: Repeat: 'Surrogates' Fairy Bowling Online Image 14: 'FlashForward' TV Fairy Bowling. All Fall Down! Defeating the Whore of Babylon Online Image 15: Castrating Medusa's head with Writhing Phallic Snakes Turns Men into Stone Statues and is Herself Frozen Online Image 16: Romantics - 'Talking in Your Sleep' Video - Tending Our Herd (Dolls Asleep - Hypnotized Under Our Spell) Getting You to Change Your Bedroom Behavior I Must Rule! Online Image 17: The Real Secret Rapture! I'm a Fairy � In Fact, the King of the Fairies! Online Image 18: Madonna and Child My Princess Bride (My Sleeping Beauty) Online Image 19: 'The Wizard of Oz' - Smoke and Mirrors (Compare with Image 1) Online Image 20: 'Heroes' TV: 'How to Stop an Exploding Man' Peter Goes Nuclear! Online Image 21: 'Li'l Abner' Clown/Joker Jerry Lewis Goes Nuclear (Rigid) over Stupefyin' Jones (Stupefied = Turned to Stone) Online Image 22: Harp Playing Angel/Clown Harpo Struck Dumb (Mute) Goes Nuclear and Sounds his Angel Trumpet over Dolls! The Jesus You Never Knew Leaving the Fleshpots Online Image 23: 'The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari' Subject under a Spell (Hypnotized) Your Household Online Image 24: Bosch's Hell Instant Proof You're in Hell Cities The Tarot Cards Online Image 25: The Fool Online Image 26: The Tower of Babel Online Image 27: The King of the World Online Image 28: The Hanged Man Online Image 29: What Would Jesus Do? 'Halo' Light The Real Story of the World Trade Center Attack, the Tower of Babel for this Cycle Now Ending Online Image 30: Osama Bin Laden's Silver Fairy Seeds Online Image 31: 'The Brain from Planet Arous' - Sex Fiend Madman Cackles To Greet the New Golden Age of the Returning Gods - New Jerusalem Descending to Earth! Online Image 32: TIMETABLE Online Image 33: 10,000 Year Cycle (Western Civilization) Online Image 34: The Tower of Babel Online Image 35: A Secret Rapture Prophecy? William Blake's Writhing 'Whirlwind of Lovers' in Hell (Dante's 'Inferno') Business Legal Reform Tax Reform The Illegal Aliens All Aboard My Time Machine! Online Image 35:'Rocky Horror Picture Show'- 'Let's Do the Time Warp Again' Twinkle Town Online Image 37: The Last Airbender - Weather Online Image 38: The Last Airbender - Pie Fight! The Economic Collapse (the Great Tribulation) To the Heads of State in the Far East Science Conclusion Online Image 39: Kate Bush � 'Cloudbusting' Video Online Image 38: Dead 'Alien' Film Space Gunner (Compare with Prior Image of Reich's (Phallic) Space Gun!) Online Image 40: Kate Bush � 'Experiment 4'Video - Madman Raptures Out his Psychiatrists! Appendix: The Secret Rapture Appendix: From Norman O. Brown's CLOSING TIME Appendix: Led Zeppelin's 'Stairway to Heaven' Bibliography Online Image 42: Interesting Portrait of Norman O. Brown Online Image 43: Whoosh! Snatched! The Secret Rapture Online Image 42: The Real Secret Rapture! Online Image 43: What Would Jesus Do? Halo Light PREFACE Return to Topics Important note: Read my 1986 book (at http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman/alien.html before you read this. Also, if you read this online, you will see some pictures you will otherwise miss. '♪ There must be some way out of here,' said the joker to the thief � Bob Dylan, 'All Along The Watchtower', creatively misheard by Norman O. Brown as 'joker to the priest.' 'Armageddon outta here!' - Bruce Almighty 'Whom the gods would destroy, they first drive mad.' No one gets out of here alive! What follows is a rough draft transcript (subject to change when I actually give it) of my inaugural address (presumably in Washington, D.C.?) before global television at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions! - corpses laying on the ground - the fairy dump - rabbits running in the ditch. Megadeath! Feel free to believe what I've set down here are the ravings of a madman, because that is precisely what they are! I have assembled this book in a series of vignettes. Norman O. Brown, my mentor, used a similar technique. It has been said of Brown's later books, 'They are largely a dazzling, nonlinear patische of fragments and quotations from different writers which Brown has made his own and, whatever the source, one can assume the voice is that of Brown'. You'll find I use terminology that may seem alien to Christianity: ghosts, wizards, witches and fairies. Part of the problem that the King James Bible mistranslated the word sorcery referring to potions. This is strictly adult material. This is off limits to children, and this means you! I'm dealing with two perspectives here: that of the present, but also the point after I have raptured everyone out. If your jaw didn't drop when you read my 1986 book, I 1000% guarantee it will drop now!( ) I repeat my annoyance at you 'Christians' who have repeatedly attacked my site. Jesus prophesied that all prophets must get stoned. Your scurrilous, underhanded attacks prove what you really are – Pharisees who observe the letter of the Law, but not the Spirit. You are shortly going to be rewarded by your Master for your faithful service! Get a life and stop giving me trouble! You know that if you faced me in a one on one debate, I would wipe you out! If you are angry at what I say, simply vent at my guestbook with specific criticisms. You may feel this is a spoof or hoax and laugh. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not! I've set my timebomb ticking over Sodom! So, finally, it all begins next Topic! MY INAUGURAL ADDRESS AT THE GREAT WHITE THRONE JUDGMENT OF THE DEAD Return to Topics Introducing Myself Return to Topics (The time is midnight E.S.T. I stand before global television to explain my rapturing out billions. I made the broadcast at the midnight hour (a time of special insight for Christians) to help prevent the possibility that any children would see this, although in different time zones around the world children are up). Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm addressing you from Washington, D.C., the political capital of Hell. I have descended here to the pit of Hell to address you. Before I begin, I want to insist that no children view this broadcast. This is off limits to anyone under 12 years old. Leave the room, and go to bed! This Adult Education. You will find that I talk fast in nearly inaudible whisperings, that I change the subject frequently, and in general it will come across as the incoherent gibberish and ravings of a madman. It's brain salad surgery. But I have all my ducks in a row. You'll wake up tomorrow morning and go 'what did he say?' You'll try to remember, but you'll have a hard time. I urge you to record this address and to watch it several times, as each time you'll pick up more. You'll notice that I will be talking a lot about myself this evening. This is because the more you know about where I'm coming from, the better off you'll be. Let me formally introduce myself. You've seen me before, but now I'm going to reveal who I really am. Have you ever seen a ghost? Have you ever seen a spook? Now you can say you've seen a ghost. I'm the Ghost with the Most. I'm the Whispering Ghost. I'm the Whistling Skull. I'm the Space Ghost. You have seen many ghosts. My colleagues are on practically every street corner in every city around the world, ranting and raving and spouting gibberish. When you look at me you'll see that I have no eyes - empty sockets instead (waving my hand in front of my face). Jeepers! Creepers! Where did you get those eyes? We space aliens are starry eyed, and have an eye contact problem. I am an Invisible Man. There is no person here, never has been and never will be. You are looking at a total vacuum. There is nothing here - only empty air.