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THE BUDGET-FRIENDLY GUIDE TO BEING A TABLE OF CONTENTS If you know where you’re going, go ahead and click on a chapter. INTRODUCTION: The First Date in Your Love Affair With Whiskey 3 CHAPTER 1: Whiskey Basics 5 CHAPTER 2: What Is Whiskey Made Of? The Types of Whiskey 10 CHAPTER 3: How to Refine Your Taste No Matter Your Budget 13 CHAPTER 4: Homemade Whiskey on a Budget 16 CHAPTER 5: Personal Spirits: Flavoring Your Own Whiskey 21 CHAPTER 6: Go Forth and Drink! 26 2 INTRODUCTION: The First Date in Your Love Affair With Whiskey The First Date in Your Love Affair With Whiskey The sparks are already there: You enjoy drinking whiskey and feel special ordering it “neat,” but you don’t really know how to drink whiskey properly and how to best appreciate the much-revered spirit. You wonder if you are selecting the best option and have a lingering feeling that you don’t really know the answer to the question, “What is whiskey?” Any good relationship takes time and effort, and a willingness to sit down and learn, so you’ve come to the right place if you’re looking to get into a long-term relationship with this spirit. It can be hard to sort through the many facets of whiskey on your own. Is it more important that the distillery has been around for 150 years or that all-natural well water is used? Does a good beginner whiskey need a master distiller name on the label? Is scotch the same thing as whiskey? You’ve heard people talk about scotch, sipping whiskies and bourbon, but what you really need is a beginner guide to whiskey and you’re too embarrassed to ask. Even the best budget whiskeys, with varying levels of alcohol content, can be smooth and delicious — especially if you age and flavor your spirits at home for extra enjoyment. And bragging rights! This guide to drinking whiskey on a budget is like couples therapy for you and your crush. It will move you beyond the “bottom’s up!” approach to whiskey to an understanding of how it’s made, flavored, aged and best enjoyed. Simply put, at this point in adulthood, you should be acquainted with this delicious spirit and willing to take your relationship to the next level. 3 Don Draper and a Third of American Spirit Drinkers Pour Whiskey. You Should, Too. The cool factor of whiskey was solidified long before “Mad Men” star Don Draper, played by Jon Hamm, was seen drinking it in seemingly every scene, but the hit show didn’t hurt whiskey’s reputation or sales. In fact, Draper’s reserve whiskey of choice saw a 23% increase in sales the year after the show aired, after many years of stagnant sales. Whiskey clearly isn’t just for handsome TV stars. You’ve probably noticed whiskey bars and speakeasies with whiskey tastings and whiskey pairings at your favorite restaurants. Americans drink over 460 million liters of whiskey every year, which accounts for nearly 30% of the spirits consumed in the United States. This beginner’s guide to whiskey will help you join your fellow countrymen and women, and will teach you the difference between whiskey vs. whisky. That extra “e” is important, as you’ll find out. Soon your love for whiskey will be matched only by Anchorman Ron Burgundy, who can sing about his love for scotch in melodic tones. This whiskey guide will educate you about the basics of ordering whiskey so you don’t look like a fool and don’t waste your money, the types of whiskey so you know what you’re drinking, and how to enjoy whiskey on a budget. Even if you’ve decided whiskey isn’t for you, but you’ve got some whiskey-lovers in your family and want to treat them to unique gifts, this guide is for you. So pour yourself a couple of fingers — a common whiskey measurement leftover from the Wild West when men would wrap their hands around the glass and pour to the height of one or two fingers — and study up! 4 CHAPTER 1: Whiskey Basics Let’s start at the very beginning, since you’ve got to ask for whiskey before you can drink it. Here is a quick look at how to order whiskey and the types of whiskey drinks that might ease you into your newfound favorite beverage. How to Order Whiskey It can be intimidating to dive right into drinking whiskey straight, which is actually whiskey neat, but more on that later. For many people, cocktails crafted with whiskey are a good gateway to enjoying the spirit on its own. There are plenty of delicious cocktails to try with whiskey, but here are just a few to get you off the starting block. Old Fashioned This is the OG of whiskey cocktails, and it’s so ubiquitous there is even a glass called an old-fashioned in which it should be served. But don’t get too hung up on ceremony, since this drink is pretty easy to make: sugar, whiskey, bitters and ice. Garnish your old fashioned cocktail with a slice of orange peel and/or a maraschino cherry, and you’re in business with one of your first whiskey drinks. Manhattan Another classic whiskey cocktail is the Manhattan, which is similar to the old fashioned, except remove the sugar and add sweet vermouth. The typical ration is two parts whiskey to one part sweet vermouth, then add in the ice, bitters, orange peel and maraschino cherry, and you’re ready to sop away. 5 A Manhattan does not hide the taste of the whiskey behind a bunch of sweeteners or mixers. It simply allows the flavors to come through. Whiskey Sour We are moving more into the category of masking the flavor of whiskey, at least somewhat, with this cocktail. A whiskey sour requires sour mix, and you can either make that on your own or buy it in most liquor or grocery stores. A basic sour mix is made of one part lemon juice, one part sugar and two parts water. Mix the liquids together, and then stir in the sugar until it dissolves. (Or just buy it at the store.) Once you’ve got the sour mix, make a whiskey sour by filling a glass with crushed ice, pouring in four ounces of your sour mix, one and half ounces of whiskey, and garnish with a maraschino cherry. Enjoy while chilled. Mint Julep Since bourbon is thought to have been invented in Kentucky — more on that detail later — it’s no surprise that the mint julep is the official drink of the Kentucky Derby. But don’t wait for the first Saturday in May to try this whiskey cocktail. 6 Typically served in a silver or pewter cup, you can make do with an old fashioned glass if that’s what you have on hand. Put about 10 mint leaves at the bottom of the cup, and pour one and a half teaspoons of sugar overtop, muddle those together until the leaves start to disintegrate. Then pour in a dash of seltzer, fill the cup with crushed ice and add in 2 and a half ounces of bourbon whiskey. Add another dash of seltzer, give it a stir and top the cup with a whole mint leaf for garnish. Serve right away while all of the ingredients are cold. Irish Coffee Sometimes you want to cozy up with a warm drink or you need a jolt of caffeine with your whiskey. Not to fear, the Irish coffee has you covered. Made of coffee, Irish whiskey, an Irish cream liqueur like Baileys Irish Cream and topped with whipped cream, Irish coffee is a great drink to have in place of, or next to, your dessert at the end of a meal. You can play around with flavors of coffee and liqueur, but you’re masking the whiskey taste with every additional flavor, so don’t use the good stuff for this type of drink. If you aren’t sure where to start on your whiskey adventure, ask your friendly bartender. Wine enthusiasts don’t think twice about asking a sommelier for wine advice, so don’t be afraid to ask the bartender, who serves hundreds of these drinks a week. Some forward- thinking drinking establishments even have whiskey sommeliers, but even if your haunt doesn’t have one, the good old barkeep will be able to help. Tell him or her about the other types of drinks that you like and ask for suggestions. That old truism, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again” is true for whiskey tasting, too. There are endless blends and types of whiskey and whiskey cocktails, so just because you don’t like your first experience, don’t give up on the spirit entirely. Of course, don’t try them all in one sitting, either. Always drink responsibly. Whiskey Drinks Now that you’ve eased into the wide, wonderful world of whiskey with a few classic cocktails, you can confidently make your move towards different orders. Beyond the cocktails, whiskey can be ordered a few different ways that are closer to its pure form. But sometimes ordering whiskey drinks involves a jargon that is hard to follow. Let us demystify that for you right now. 7 Order your whiskey “on the rocks” if you’d like it on ice, and don’t be ashamed. Many people prefer to drink it cold.