Read Ebook {PDF EPUB} Simpsons Comics n. 76 by Chuck Dixon Simpsons Comics n. 76 by Chuck Dixon. Simpsons Comics. Issues 160 - 169. (preliminary cover art shown at left from advertisement on right) --> Join the Simpsons as they tell their slightly skewed and thoroughly twisted versions of the world's most-beloved animal stories. Remember the tale of the spider that saved a pig's life or the animal-themed board game that came to life or the elephant king and his family, or the three pets on an incredible journey or the rabid dog or the animal collective that lived on a farm? Well, they are all here in this issue, and these stories will never be the same! Available in December 2009! (preliminary cover art shown at left from advertisement on right) --> The Simpsons take part in a massive multiplayer online role playing game that takes them on a medieval quest, into simulated cities, and into battle against super soldiers. Join in the game. You'll be surprised at who you meet along the way! Grampa marries Mr. Burns' mother, and Homer and his billionaire boss become brothers. But what happens when the brother you always wanted turns out to be someone you can't stand? Beloved cartoonist Sergio Aragonés writes, draws, and provides the cover for his first full-length Simpsons Comics issue. Springfield is on the brink of a nuclear meltdown (what else is new?) and Homer must do everything in his power to save the plant, the town, and his family from what is basically all his fault! Brace yourself for some serious silliness in 'No Cause for Alarm!' Homer decides it's time to take his government rebate and turn in his old clunker for a new eco-friendly car. But he soon learns that eco-friendly does not necessarily mean more convenient or new and improved and he tries to get his old sedan back. Homer fears that Marge has lost interest in him, so he goes to Professor Frink for help. Frink provides Homer with a scientific formula or 'love potion,' as you will, but after Marge takes one swig, she only seems to have eyes for someone else - a handsome hotelier named Nick Aphrodite. All eyes are on Springfield when a huge cycling race is set to take place in town. Homer is determined to win the race, but how will he emerge from the pack and take the checkered flag with no racing experience at all? That's where Bart enters the plan. When the halfway houses are all full, Judge Harm must find a halfway decent house to detain Snake. After sentencing Homer to community service for a related incident, the judge places the repeat offender with the Simpsons. Will the love of a good family reform the hardened criminal, or does Snake have something more devious in mind for his new landlords? After Bart attempts to scare Lisa with the help of an urban myth, Grampa Simpson decides to teach them both a lesson or two with a trio of myth- informed tales drawn very loosely from Greek, Norse, and modern-day super-heroic mythology. Bart gains a partner in crime when a new kid comes to Springfield Elementary. But it does not take long before Bart's accomplice becomes his chief competitor, prompting Bart to delve into the wannabe's mysterious past only to find himself in way over his head. Simpsons Comics n. 76 by Chuck Dixon. Simpsons Super Spectacular. Issues 10 - 16. When the rats in Moe's Tavern take flight and make plans to take over Springfield, there is only one mighty force that can stand in the way of The Rat Pack. Prepare yourself for the derring-do of the Unleashed Legion! Then, Bartman is on the case, when people all over Springfield fall victim to random hairnappings. Finally, one of Radioactive Man's adversaries will get a second chance at defeating the Atomic Avenger when he makes his return as. the Retroactive Man! As Pieman, Homer has served out justice with a firm crust, some whipped topping, and a creamy filling. But the legend of the Pieman has existed long before Homer put on his cape and pie tin, and now he is about to come mask to mask with the Piemen of the World. Then, Stretch Dude is in need of a new partner when Clobber Girl is sidelined by the Superflu, but there is only one available Gluestick (alias Ralph Wiggum). After a run-in with The Brotherhood of Bullies, Bartman is entrusted with Professor Frink's newest invention, a cell phone that can give its owner superheroic abilities. In the hands of Bartman's sidekick, however, Houseboy (Milhouse) turns into a very, very, bad boy! Then while visiting Frink Labs, Bart uses the professor's newest invention to do the family laundry, and soon the genetic material from the clothing melds with Frink's concoction to create sentient metal creatures that resemble the Simpsons. Dial "M" for Milhouse! MMMMMMMM Pages: 13 Script: Ian Boothby Pencils: John Delaney Inks: Andrew Pepoy Colors: Nathan Hamill Letters: Karen Bates Editor: Bill Morrison Reprinted in: Simpsons Illustrated #7 (comic) Who splotches the Splotchmen? Following an attack on Springfield's most famous comedian, Springfield's past and present costumed heroes (Pie Man, Cupcake Kid, Dr. New Haven, Pastry Face, the Original Collector, French Silk Spectre, and more) must work together to thwart a highly unstable, cream-filled plot to broker a peace with their town rival, Shelbyville. "Who splotches the Splotchmen?" in the preview description was close enough to make people aware that an issue honouring Watchmen and the "Who watches the Watchmen" phrase was coming. As with many of the Super Spectacular issues (and Radioactive Man before them) the best is inside, but we'll note here on the cover that they've also incorporated a second cover in the hands of Bart Simpson parodying a Watchmen cover, both shown here to the right. The Watchmen cover on the right is a close-up of a blood stained smiley face. Of course, "Who watches the Watchmen" itself is a phrase "frequently associated with the political philosophy of Plato and the problem of political corruption" (Wiki) being a translation of "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" but the source is actually traditionally quoted from the Satires of Juvenal , the 1st/2nd century Roman. Ripped from the headlines of Playbill magazine, a cautionary tale of superhero mega-musicals gone awry! When Claude Kane III is approached to finance a singing spectacular based on the exploits of Radioactive Man, he soon finds himself doing double duty while trying to save the production from a director whose vision can't be contained, a rock 'n' roll composer whose ego needs to be kept in check, and a budget that continues to skyrocket, along with protecting the helpless cast and crew caught in the middle! Radioactive Man welcomes guest artist Frank Brunner (Doctor Strange) for a twisted and tyrannical trans-dimensional tale! When Radioactive Man's fellow Superior Squad member Plasmo the Mystic goes missing, the Irradiated Crusader must travel across time and space to rescue the supernatural spellcaster. Then, a new, all-girl, superhero team, The Nerds of Prey (Jessica Lovejoy, Sherri and Terri, and Greta Wolfcastle), spring into action under the watchful eye and technological savvy of a secretive Lisa Simpson with one goal in mind -- rescuing Bartman from the clutches of the Cat Lady Woman. Enhanced with a spectacular cover by Hilary Barta. Bartman discovers a Japanese comic book at the Android's Dungeon depicting some of his greatest exploits in manga form. And then in a crisis of discontinuous continuities, Plasmo taps into a neighboring dimension to find a replacement for a fallen Superior Squadron comrade, causing a calamitous chain reaction and a world overpopulated with duplicate heroes and villains. Chuck Dixon. Charles "Chuck" Dixon (born April 14, 1954) [1] is an American comic book writer, best known for his work on the Marvel character the Punisher and on the DC characters Batman, Nightwing and Robin in the 1990s and early 2000s. Contents. Chuck Dixon's earliest comics work was writing Evangeline for Comico Comics in 1984 and then for First Comics. Editor Larry Hama hired him to write back-up stories for Marvel Comics' Savage Sword of Conan . Writing under the name "Charles Dixon", he would eventually take over the lead feature of Conan on a semi-regular basis. He contributed stories to the Larry Hama edited re-boot of Savage Tales highlighted by a number of western stories illustrated by John Severin. In 1986, he began working for Eclipse Comics, writing Airboy which was edited by Timothy Truman followed by cat yronwode for the bulk of its 50 issue run. Continuing to write for both Marvel and Eclipse on these titles, as well as launching Strike! with artist Tom Lyle in August 1987 and Valkyrie with artist Paul Gulacy in October 1987, he began work on Carl Potts' Alien Legion series for Marvel's Epic Comics imprint, under editor Archie Goodwin. He produced a three-issue adaptation of J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit for Eclipse with artist David Wenzel between 1989 and 1990, and began writing Marc Spector: Moon Knight in June 1989 for editor Carl Potts. Batman and Punisher. The Punisher Kingdom Gone graphic novel (August 1990) led to him working on the monthly The Punisher War Journal and later other Punisher titles, and brought him to the attention of DC Comics editor Dennis O'Neil, who asked him and Tom Lyle to produce a Robin mini-series featuring the Tim Drake incarnation. The series proved popular enough to spawn two sequels – The Joker's Wild (1991) and Cry of the Huntress (1992). [2] This led to both an ongoing monthly series [3] which Dixon wrote for 100 issues before leaving to work with CrossGen Comics, and to Dixon working on Detective Comics from #644 (May 1992) [4] to #738 (Nov. 1999) through the major Batman stories "KnightFall'" [5] and "KnightsEnd" [6] for which he helped create the key character of Bane, [7] "Contagion", [8] "Legacy", [9] "Cataclysm", [10] and "No Man's Land". Dixon and Lyle co-created the Electrocutioner in Detective Comics #644 (May 1992) [11] and Stephanie Brown in Detective Comics #647 (August 1992). [12] Much of his later run was illustrated by Graham Nolan. He was DC's most prolific Batman writer in the 1990s in addition to writing Detective Comics he pioneered the individual series for Robin , Nightwing (which he wrote for 70 issues, and returned to briefly with 2005's #101) and Batgirl , as well as creating the team and book Birds of Prey . [13] While writing multiple Punisher and Batman comics and October 1994's Punisher/Batman crossover, he launched Team 7 for Jim Lee's WildStorm/Image and Prophet for Rob Liefeld's Extreme Studios. He wrote many issues of Catwoman and Green Arrow , regularly having about seven titles out each month between 1993 and 1998. [14] In 1994, Dixon co-wrote the Batman-Spawn: War Devil intercompany crossover with Doug Moench and Alan Grant. [15] Dixon and Tom Grummett crafted a Secret Six one-shot (Dec. 1997) as part of the Tangent Comics imprint. [16] CrossGen. In March 2002, Dixon turned his attention to CrossGen's output, slowly leaving Robin , Nightwing , Birds of Prey and Batgirl over the next year although he co-wrote with Scott Beatty the origin of Barbara Gordon's Batgirl in 2003's Batgirl: Year One . [17] For CrossGen he took over some of the comics of the departing Mark Waid, taking over Sigil from #21, and Crux with #13. He launched Way of the Rat in June 2002, Brath (March 2003), The Silken Ghost (June 2003) and the pirate comic El Cazador (Oct 2003), as well as editing Robert Rodi's non-Sigilverse The Crossovers . He wrote the Ruse spin-off Archard's Agents one-shots in January and November 2003 and April 2004, the last released shortly before CrossGen's cancellation of all of its series. Dixon wrote a single issue of Sojourn (May 2004). Dixon's Way of the Rat #24, Brath #14 and El Cazador #6 were among the last comics released from the then-bankrupt publisher. Other publishers. In mid-2004, he wrote a number of issues and series' for smaller publishers Devil's Due Publishing and Moonstone Books during this period, returning briefly to DC, but mostly diversifying with comics at several publishers, including several issues of Simpsons Comics for Bongo Comics (for whom he has worked quite regularly from September 1998 to the present) and a couple of projects with Image. In May 2006, he contributed to IDW's Free Comic Book Day Transformers giveaway, leading to Dixon writing the Transformers: Evolutions miniseries. Return to DC. In July 2004, Dixon began his return to the DC Universe with Richard Dragon , a revival of the 1970s kung-fu character, which ran for 12 issues. In March of the following year, he returned briefly to Nightwing before shifting his efforts to the Wildstorm imprint, writing the stand-alone Claw the Unconquered (Aug 2006 – Jan 2007); the movie-adaptation of Snakes on a Plane , the movie-spin-off Nightmare on Elm Street , [18] and the Wildstorm Universe title Grifter/Midnighter from May 2007. In January 2007, he wrote the Connor Hawke: Dragon's Blood mini-series featuring Green Arrow's son Connor Hawke, and in March 2008, Dixon returned to writing Robin . He wrote Batman and the Outsiders , a project he was signed to at the last minute, after original writer Tony Bedard dropped out due to being occupied with Final Crisis -related work. On June 10, 2008, Dixon announced on his forum that he was no longer "employed by DC Comics in any capacity." [19] Simpsons Comics n. 76 by Chuck Dixon. Simpsons Comics. Issues 100 - 109. Bongo Comics Group celebrates the 100th issue of Simpsons Comics with something old , something new, something borrowed, and something blue with the first "clip show" comic book in the history of comicdom, and at the same time we tell you a brand-new, extra-long, full-length story. When Bart discovers that he and the rest of Springfield have been the subjects of a hundred comic books, he goes on a scavenger hunt for all the issues he can find including; the never before told story of Nuclear Power Man and Iron Foot starring Carl and Lenny, as well the gung ho, time traveling team-up of Raging Sergeant Abe Simpson and the Fighting Hellfish with Sergeant Seymour Skinner and his Grovelin' Grunts. However, Bart's search leads him to discover the terrible truth behind comic book collecting's greatest mystery. Also includes an appearance and art by special guest Sergio Aragones. There are few things in the world that have a closer relationship than Homer and his sofa. So many memories, so many televised sporting events, so many pork rinds, such a big impression left in the cushions. After years of shared comfort food and the residual crumbs from said comfort food in the sofa's crevices, a man and his sofa are not soon parted; especially when said man is determined to spend a whole year. on said sofa! Mr. Burns takes the Simpsons along on his annual summer vacation treasure hunt, but his South Seas adventure soon becomes a matter of life and death for everyone concerned. "Uncle Burn$" lust for gold leads them all to the island of Donrosa and the Gottfredson trench where the Simpsons begin to realize that there is something Huey, Dewey, and Screwy about this whole undertaking and that they might be "Barks"ing up the wrong tree! Marge Simpson becomes the most popular person in town when the Channel 6 news adopts her eternally optimistic worldview. But Kent Brockman is none to happy when Marge becomes the new "Anchormom"! Duffman has a dream! But Duffman's dream does not include Duff love, getting Duffed, creating awareness for Duff, the Duff partymobile or the Duff cheerleaders. No, designated drivers and designs on drunks are the farthest thing from his mind when he turns in his six-pack for a new life. But who will fill the void and belly up to the bar when Duffman is no more? The story The Duffman Cometh! was listed in the table of contents of the Simpsons Comics Supernova comic reprint but is not reprinted in that publication. The local Board of Health calls Dr. Nick's irresponsible medical procedures and ill-advised cosmetic quackery into question, but all is not as it seems, and the "good" doctor may serve a purpose in the medical establishment that few are willing to admit, unless those few decide to visit "Dr. Nick at Nite." Krusty the Clown produces a musical extravaganza starring the Simpsons as. the Simpsons! But life in the spotlight becomes tiresome and the smell of the greasepaint and the roar of the crowd leaves the family to ponder whether all the world is a stage and whether or not they should leave it all behind! Homer wins Gil's law license in a bar bet, and soon becomes Springfield's newest and hottest lawyer, winning cases with showstopping pyrotechnics. But when Bart is accused of setting Springfield Elementary on fire, Homer's new career is on the line and his meteoric rise may very well turn into a crash and burn. In an attempt to fend off the FBI, Mr. Burns frames Homer with his felonious offenses. A very short trial later, Homer finds himself in federal prison. There he meets a surprising number of friends and foes. Mr. Burns, concerned about his public image, decides to open a museum dedicated to his life and his legend. But revisionist history is not an easy sell for the despicable despot of Springfield, especially when rewriting history requires righting so many wrongs. Also, no one is safe when Homer declares war on Arnie Pie in the Sky. The Simpsons comic books issue 2. Cover pencils by Steve Vance, inks by Bill Morrison. Cool Hand Bart, script by Steve Vance (co-plot; script) and Cindy Vance (co-plot), pencils by Steve Vance, inks by Bill Morrison (finished art); Principal Skinner sends Bart to Springfield State Prison to be Scared Spitlass, Springfield's version of Scared Straight; Bart gets stuck in a cell with his nemesis. Sideshow Bob; Spoof of the movie Cool Hand Luke. My Sister, My Homewrecker!, script and pencils by Bill Morrison, inks by Tim Bavington; Marge thinks Homer is cheating on her with her own sister, Selma. Patty & Selma's Fascinatin' Fashions! paper dolls. 36 pgs. $1.95. Cover price $1.95. (W/A) Matt Groening (CA) Jason Ho From the Bongo Archives, when a psychotic clown sidekick comes to town with a plan to exact his revenge upon his archenemy, no one expects that vengeance-seeking harlequin to be Sideshow Cecil, Bob's brother, with a plan to kill his own archenemy - Lisa Simpson! Then, Bart's treehouse gets condemned when the tree in the Simpsons' backyard develops stump rot, and it's up to Bart and Milhouse to stand in the way of the bulldozers. Also, Radioactive Man finds himself in an alternate reality after an emergency stop in a convenient Portal Potty. Cover price $3.99. by Groening The game is afoot and Elementary, when Lisa sets out to find the fiend behind the theft of the school's beloved mascot. Then, Bart and Lisa are both saddled with brain rattling substitute teachers, but with one big difference ? Bart's new teacher thinks Bart is a genius, while Lisa's teacher thinks she's an underachiever! Also, witness the daring exploits of Krusty, Agent of K.L.O.W.N., and the totally gnarly, post- apocalyptic adventures of Busman. Collects Simpsons Comics #3-4. FC, 64pg $3.99 Cover price $3.99. by Boothby, Delaney, Lash, & Brereton Super-heroic Barts of many worlds (Bartman, Stretch Dude, and Cupcake Kid) are summoned into yet another world by an unlikely ally to battle side-by-side against the tyrannical ruler of the planet. Bart Simpson(!) in "The Extraordinary League of Barts!" And on the flip side, Radioactive Man and the "marvels" of Zenith City are viewed through the camera lens of a prickly photographer in "Bongos," an all-comic, all-painted tale by Batton Lash and Dan Brereton. Super Simpsons! Super special! Super Spectacular this December! 48pgs, FCSRP: $2.99 Cover price $2.99. This item is not in stock. If you use the "Add to want list" tab to add this issue to your want list, we will email you when it becomes available. This item is not in stock. If you use the "Add to want list" tab to add this issue to your want list, we will email you when it becomes available. by Boothby, Lloyd, & Morrison When we last saw our fearless Planet Express crew, they were trapped in a Simpsons comic book for all eternity by the evil Brain Spawn! Professor Farnworth had been committed! Fry was trapped at Springfield Elementary School! And Nibbler, the only one holding together the delicate fabric of reality together, was having his brain lactified! Is all lost? Is there any future drama for the Futurama crew? Are they finally, truly and totally boned? Find out for yourself in the senses shattering finale of the epic we could only call. Chapter Two! FC, 32pg (2 of 2) $2.50 Cover price $2.50. This item is not in stock. If you use the "Add to want list" tab to add this issue to your want list, we will email you when it becomes available. by Bates, Dixon & Costanza The summer just got more fun with the return of The Simpsons Summer Shindig! This double-sized issue of summer- lovin' stories finds the Simpsons on vacation, but when Homer books the wrong trip, the Simpsons' plans to visit get back to nature suddenly have them going au naturel. Also, Lisa sets out to prove she's 'cool' in her own way, and Marge has to get to the bottom of a household mystery. Cover price $4.99. This item is not in stock. If you use the "Add to want list" tab to add this issue to your want list, we will email you when it becomes available. by DiGerolamo, Dixon, and Rogers The Simpsons Winter Winding annual is back with all-new stories, including: Bart's wish for it to be Christmas every day comes true, but it's not all mistletoe and candy canes; Professor Frink invents a machine that makes all New Year's resolutions come true; and Lisa finds it hard to commit to an anonymous Valentine. Throw in Otto's guide to snowboarding lingo, Bart and Ralph getting lost in the snow during a Junior Campers bobsled jamboree, and a brazen snowball assault on Springfield Elementary School's bullies, and you've got a doozy of a wingding to keep you laughing 'til Spring! Cover price $4.99. This item is not in stock. If you use the "Add to want list" tab to add this issue to your want list, we will email you when it becomes available. Volume 2 - 1st printing. "Spine-Tingling Spooktacular!" Matt Groening, the creator of television's longest 're'-animated series, The Simpsons, serves up another tantalizingly tasty tome of terror that will rattle your funny bones and leave you screaming with laughter. Crazed Christmas trees, tattooed circus freaks, school dances, flying monkeys, intergalactic rebellion, teenage acne, giant cockroaches, and vegetarian chili - from the morbid to the mundane, the cryptkeeper of comedy tells tales of heart-pounding hilarity guaranteed to leave you in stitches! Softcover, 8-in. x 11- in., 144 pages, full color. Cover price $15.95. This item is not in stock. If you use the "Add to want list" tab to add this issue to your want list, we will email you when it becomes available. Volume 2 - 2nd and later printings. "Spine-Tingling Spooktacular!" Matt Groening, the creator of television's longest 're'-animated series, The Simpsons, serves up another tantalizingly tasty tome of terror that will rattle your funny bones and leave you screaming with laughter. Crazed Christmas trees, tattooed circus freaks, school dances, flying monkeys, intergalactic rebellion, teenage acne, giant cockroaches, and vegetarian chili - from the morbid to the mundane, the cryptkeeper of comedy tells tales of heart-pounding hilarity guaranteed to leave you in stitches! Softcover, 8-in. x 11-in., 144 pages, full color. Cover price $15.95. Written by Chuck Dixon, E. Blackburn, Ian Boothby, Shane Houghton, Arie Kaplan, Tony Digerolamo, Max Davison and Eric Rogers. Art by John Delaney, Phil Ortiz, Chris Houghton and Nina Matsumoto. Cover by Jason Ho. Bongo's annual, oversized, 96-page comic returns, tightly pack with megatons of explosive stories that will blow your mind! First, while the citizens of Springfield are tackling a tornado that is tearing through town, Homer finds himself hurtling through a time-travelling adventure of his own. Then, Martin Prince decides to make a move up the Springfield Elementary food chain by auditioning for the role of Bart's second banana. And in a tale that will fill you with dread, the Simpson family finds shelter in a cabin in the woods. Then, Pieman and the Cupcake Kid take on a new crime team, Glutenus Maximus and his sidekick Gluten Tag, whose pastry-related misdeeds have led to a ban on all baked goods in Springfield; and the sons of the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club associates (aka the Mafia) take over on the 'bully' trade at Springfield Elementary. 96 pages, full color. 7-in X 11-in. Cover price $9.99. by Boothby & Lloyd After all of the residents of Springfield are enslaved in 31st century New New York City, the Simpsons and the Planet Express crew must work together to restore order, find a peaceful resolution, and repair the huge gaping vortex in the side of the New New York Public Library that has unleashed every character from the world of literature on an unsuspecting populace. Prepare yourself for. "The Read Menace"! Read it and weep with laughter this March! 32pgs, FC (2 of 2) SRP: $2.99 Cover price $2.99. This item is not in stock. If you use the "Add to want list" tab to add this issue to your want list, we will email you when it becomes available. Figurine #2: Lisa Simpson - Packaged in a special litho-printed full-color tin box with a vintage-style pin-back button and booklet Limited edition of 950 numbered pieces - Inspired by the Syroco statues of the 1940s, Dark Horse's series of "Classic Comic" statuettes has been a huge success. Sculpted with flair and grace at Yoe! Studios, nearly one hundred different characters have been produced thus far, with most editions selling out upon publication.While the statuettes in the series were originally based on characters from newspaper strips, in this companion series Dark Horse is featuring syroco'suniquely "primitive but charming" treatment on one of the modern era's most iconic, if dysfunctional, families- none other than The Simpsons. We are excited to present the second character in our series of contemporary statues, pop culture's most beloved cast of crazies, America's favorite middle sister, and overachiever, Lisa Simpson. Cover price $49.95. Volume 2 - 1st printing. Story and art by Matt Groening. Cover by Jason Ho. Welcome to the Simpsons Comics Colossal Compendium Volume Two, bursting with Simpsons comic stories and loaded with laughs. Join the fun as Bart meets his double-crossing doppelgänger, Homer proves there IS cause to be alarmed at the nuclear power plant, Moe and the barflies invent a popular beer-flavored donut, the whole family makes itself busy as bees while trying to make money in the honey business, and Bartman faces his deadliest foe of all - the Bartman of the Future! And much, much more! Then build your very own Moe's Tavern with your very own two hands!