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MARIE DOLORES ELIZA ROSANNA GILBERT, MEET LOLA MONTEZ HDT WHAT? INDEX MARIE DOLORES ELIZA ROSANNA GILBERT LOLA MONTEZ HDT WHAT? INDEX LOLA MONTEZ MARIE DOLORES ELIZA ROSANNA GILBERT 1818 Maria Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert, whose stage name would be “Lola Montez,” was born in Limerick, a daughter of Ensign Edward Gilbert and a 14-year-old wife who was claiming descent from Spanish nobility. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE HISTORIAN TYPICALLY SUPPOSES NOW TO BE THE WHY OF THEN. THE REALITY IS VERY MUCH TO THE CONTRARY, FOR NOW IS NOT THE WHY OF THEN: INSTEAD, THEN WAS THE HOW OF NOW. ANOTHER WAY TO SAY THIS IS THAT HISTORIANS WHO ANTICIPATE OFFEND AGAINST REALITY. A HISTORY WRITTEN IN THE LIGHT OF SUBSEQUENT EVENTS AMOUNTS TO SPURIOUS MAKE- BELIEVE. TO DO A GOOD JOB OF RECORDING HISTORY, ONE MUST BECOME IGNORANT (OR FEIGN IGNORANCE) OF EVERYTHING THAT WE NOW KNOW TO HAVE FOLLOWED. Marie Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert “Stack of the Artist of Kouroo” Project HDT WHAT? INDEX MARIE DOLORES ELIZA ROSANNA GILBERT LOLA MONTEZ 1819 By this date Sarah Tappan and Benjamin Tappan had learned enough about the new views of the Reverend William Ellery Channing to become thoroughly frightened for the souls of their children, in particular for Lewis Tappan. The mother began a campaign which would continue until her death in 1826, to persuade the son to: shun those fashionable preachers, who prophecy smooth things that will lull you into a false security. Meanwhile, however, her son’s concern was not so much for the condition of his own soul as for the salvation of others, as he sought to raise funds on a project to send a Unitarian missionary to redeem the benighted heathens of India, and as he sought a local crusade for the repression of Intemperance. Maria Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert, whose stage name would be “Lola Montez,” was taken to India as an infant. TRALFAMADORIANS EXPERIENCE REALITY IN 4 DIMENSIONS RATHER THAN 3 AND HAVE SIMULTANEOUS ACCESS TO PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE. THEY ARE ABLE TO SEE ALONG THE TIMELINE OF THE UNIVERSE TO THE EXACT TIME AND PLACE AT WHICH AS THE RESULT OF A TRALFAMADORIAN EXPERIMENT, THE UNIVERSE IS ANNIHILATED. BILLY PILGRIM, WHILE CAGED IN A TRALFAMADORIAN ZOO, ACQUIRES THEIR ATTITUDE TOWARD TIME, AND SO WHEN HE RETURNS TO EARTH, HE BECOMES A HISTORIAN VERY LIKE ALL OUR OTHER HISTORIANS: ALTHOUGH HE CANNOT HIMSELF SEE INTO THE FUTURE THE WAY THE TRALFAMADORIANS DO, LIKE ALL OUR OTHER HUMAN HISTORIANS DO HE PRETENDS TO BE ABLE TO SEE ALL PERIODS OF OUR PAST TRAJECTORY NOT WITH THE EYES OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE LIVING DURING THOSE PERIODS, BUT WITH THE OVERARCHING EYE OF GOD. THIS ENABLES HIM TO PRETEND TO BE VERY VERY WISE AND TO SOUND VERY VERY IMPRESSIVE! Marie Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert “Stack of the Artist of Kouroo” Project HDT WHAT? INDEX LOLA MONTEZ MARIE DOLORES ELIZA ROSANNA GILBERT 1824 Ensign Edward Gilbert, the father of Maria Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert whose stage name would be “Lola Montez,” died. Her mother, still but 20 years of age, would remarry with Major John Craigie, and the family would set off again to India. After decades of battles between the Dutch and English over control of the East Indian spice trade, a formal treaty gave the Dutch control of the Malay Archipelago, minus North Borneo. The British were settled with North Borneo, the Malay mainland, India, Ceylon, and Singapore. PLANTS THE AGE OF REASON WAS A PIPE DREAM, OR AT BEST A PROJECT. ACTUALLY, HUMANS HAVE ALMOST NO CLUE WHAT THEY ARE DOING, WHILE CREDITING THEIR OWN LIES ABOUT WHY THEY ARE DOING IT. Marie Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert “Stack of the Artist of Kouroo” Project HDT WHAT? INDEX MARIE DOLORES ELIZA ROSANNA GILBERT LOLA MONTEZ 1832 Back to England from India and a husband named James, “Rosana” Eliza Gilbert was entered in a girls’ boarding school in Bath, England. At the Sanskrit college in Benares, founded in 1792, in this year an English department was added. The Reverend Robert Spence Hardy went off on a tour of the Holy Land. He would of course write about it, don’t you know. TRAVELS IN THE HOLY LAND CONTINGENCY ALTHOUGH VERY MANY OUTCOMES ARE OVERDETERMINED, WE TRUST THAT SOMETIMES WE ACTUALLY MAKE REAL CHOICES. “THIS IS THE ONLY WAY, WE SAY, BUT THERE ARE AS MANY WAYS AS THERE CAN BE DRAWN RADII FROM ONE CENTRE.” Marie Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert “Stack of the Artist of Kouroo” Project HDT WHAT? INDEX LOLA MONTEZ MARIE DOLORES ELIZA ROSANNA GILBERT 1837 July 23, Sunday: After an education at boarding schools in England and France, 19-year-old Maria Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert, whose stage name would be “Lola Montez,” had been being induced, by her mother, to enter into a marriage with an elderly judge. She had chosen instead to elope with Lieutenant Thomas James, and on this day they were wed in Ireland. Friend Stephen Wanton Gould wrote in his journal: 1st day 23rd of 7th M 1837 / It was rainy & our Morning Meeting was smaller than usual, but a very solid good Meeting to me. — In the Afternoon Father was there & had a little to offer this was also a good Meeting to me. — John Farnum came home with us from Meeting, took tea & set part of the evening — John is one of our old acquaintances in Providence he now lives in Philad, & is here on a visit for his health. — RELIGIOUS SOCIETY OF FRIENDS IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT IT IS MORTALS WHO CONSUME OUR HISTORICAL ACCOUNTS, FOR WHAT WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO DO IS EVADE THE RESTRICTIONS OF THE HUMAN LIFESPAN. (IMMORTALS, WITH NOTHING TO LIVE FOR, TAKE NO HEED OF OUR STORIES.) Marie Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert “Stack of the Artist of Kouroo” Project HDT WHAT? INDEX MARIE DOLORES ELIZA ROSANNA GILBERT LOLA MONTEZ 1839 Lieutenant Thomas James took his 21-year-old wife Maria Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert, whose stage name would be “Lola Montez,” to Simla, India with him. There he abandoned her for another woman. Maharajah Ranjit Singh of Baroda died. This maharajah had been a fan of combative sports, supportive of a court wrestler named Sadika Gilgoo or “Man Mountain.” James Robert Ballantyne’s A GRAMMAR OF THE MAHRATTA LANGUAGE (Edinburgh), PRINCIPLES OF PERSIAN CALIGRAPHY, ILLUSTRATED BY LITHOGRAPHIC PLATES OF THE NASKH-TA'LIK CHARACTER (London and Edinburgh), and ELEMENTS OF HINDĪ AND BRAJ BHĀKHĀ GRAMMAR: COMPILED FOR THE USE OF THE EAST- INDIA COLLEGE AT HAILEYBURY (London and Edinburgh: Sold by J. Madden and Co., 8, Leadenhall Street, London; C. Smith, 87, Princes Street, Edinburgh; and at the Military Academy, Lothian Road). In the previous year the British government had disassociated the East India Company from obligations into which it had entered, to maintain the temples of India. Forget your promises, that’s an order! In this year the Reverend Robert Spence Hardy’s pamphlet THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT AND IDOLATRY IN CEYLON would cry out again for an end to the “unnatural, sinful, and pernicious connexion between the British Government of Ceylon and idolatry.” Just as the sole purpose for the existence of the Roman Empire way back then obviously had been to facilitate the initial flourishing of Christianity in the known world, he argued, the sole purpose of the British Empire in the present era obviously must be to consolidate and hegemonize this entire globe under the sway of Christianity. The issue was that when the British had taken possession of Ceylon in 1815 their emissaries had done so with the explicit pledge, made to the Buddhist sangha and the Kandyan chiefs, that they would be responsible for maintenance of the Tooth Relic in Kandy — the ceremonies attendant upon this annual act of idolatry were at the present time costing the crown the unholy sum of £15.19.9½ per year! (Although such an expense might seem to be small potatoes in the eyes of some, it amounts to a jab in the eye of God — God will not be mocked!) It was “the bounden duty of the government of the country, from its possession of Truth, to discountenance the system [of Buddhism] by every legitimate means.” Buddhism must be confronted in a struggle that can end only “in the discomfiture of those who have risen against the Lord and his Christ.” HDT WHAT? INDEX LOLA MONTEZ MARIE DOLORES ELIZA ROSANNA GILBERT Opium was India’s largest export. Commissioner Lin Tse-hsü arrived at Canton to take charge of the prohibition of the opium traffic. The first war between the British and the Chinese over the opium trade began. A very popular medical book that had first appeared in 1830, Dr. John C. Gunn’s DOMESTIC MEDICINE OR POOR MAN’S FRIEND, IN THE HOUSE OF A FFLICTION, PAIN AND SICKNESS, reached its 9th edition despite being all of a thousand pages. A feature of this medical treatise was a sizeable section titled “Of the Passions” which attempted to deliver advice on mental health, religion, and love. The “passions” analyzed were those of: • fear •anger • love • jealousy •joy •grief • intemperance Thankfully, the remedies which the popular Dr. Gunn commended to his self-medicants for their “passions” were not drugs such as opiates but amounted instead to: •religion • education • self-discipline ONE COULD BE ELSEWHERE, AS ELSEWHERE DOES EXIST. ONE CANNOT BE ELSEWHEN SINCE ELSEWHEN DOES NOT. (TO THE WILLING MANY THINGS CAN BE EXPLAINED, THAT FOR THE UNWILLING WILL REMAIN FOREVER MYSTERIOUS.) Marie Dolores Eliza Rosanna Gilbert “Stack of the Artist of Kouroo” Project HDT WHAT? INDEX MARIE DOLORES ELIZA ROSANNA GILBERT LOLA MONTEZ 1842 The 4th edition of Friend Jonathan Dymond’s ESSAYS ON THE PRINCIPLES OF MORALITY: AND ON THE PRIVATE AND POLITICAL RIGHTS AND OBLIGATIONS OF MANKIND was published in London by C.