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This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Arthur E. Nelson University Archives at CSUSB ScholarWorks. It has been accepted for inclusion in Paw Print (1966-1983) by an authorized administrator of CSUSB ScholarWorks. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Profile ^'Married Couple'* Attending Classes Together by Marilyn Heavtlin our moral attitudes and our feelings for each On this campus we hear of the "younger Dave and Paula not only have the same them. They have a great concern for each other," Paula noted. student." the "older student," the "single stu­ major, they try to attend the same classes other. Paula worries about how Dave is go­ Dave works 30.hours per week at B & M dent," the; "married student." and the reen­ whenever possible. Dave said. "We like to be ing to do on a test, and Dave is really proud Auto Parts in Riverside, and Paula plans to try student," but now I have a new name to together. It helps when we can discuss the when Paula excells. "1 expect Paula to do do substitute teaching in January. Dave add to the list — the "married couple." 1 class together. It also saves us money on better than 1 do. She has better study habits plays the rhythm guitar and is the lead don't know how many married couples there books." Paula added, "We enjoy watching than 1 have." Paula commented, "1 feel that vocalist in a band called "Haven." the band are on this campus that are attending classes the teachers' reactions. They're usually a lit­ my ability to learn is a gift from God. and I usually plays two or three times a month dt together, but 1 know that there is at least one. tle surprised, but then they seem to get usee have a responsibility to use that ability well." weddings and other social events. The Dave and Paula Allbeck are in two classes to the idea quickly." The Allbecks feel that They both noticed that at the beginning of Allbecks also enjoy entertaining their friends with me. and 1 have enjoyed observing this going to school is easier now that they are the year they tended to respond in class in a and playing racquet ball. new "group" firsthand. married. Paula commented. "We don't have way that they thought the other one would In the future, Paula plans to be an elemen­ Dave and Paula have been sweethearts to take time for dates, and we don't have to agree with. Paula noted "We've had to tary school teacher, and Dave plans to work since they met at Ramona High School in entertain each other." Dave feels that his realize that we are individuals, and we won't Riverside when Paula was a sophomore and study habits are improving and his grades are always think alike." as a school counselor. Dave stated, "With Dave was a senior. They both transferred to going up since their marriage. The Allbecks are Christians, and their faith my training, I suppose 1 could work in various businesses, but Paula and I want to CSCSB last year from Riverside City Col­ Although one might expect that a couple and their church are very important to them. have our summers and holidays free so that lege. After dating for six years the Allbecks would feel like they were competing with "Church attendance helps us grow in faith. we can travel and do things together as a were married this past July and are now both each other if they were in the same classes, Our whole life is based on Jesus. He is the seniors majoring in Liberal Studies. the Allbecks say just the opposite is true with center of our lives. Church helps us define family."

Published by: The Associated Students Issue No. 9 California State College November 27, 1979 San Bernardino

serving the CSCSB community Actions Taken On Contract Controversy by Tim Hamre mination of PFM's contract, was presented p.m. on Thursday. November 29, in C-219. The Rules Committee, which met last Investigation into the Foundation/Profes­ to the AS Board of Directors at their meeting is limited to those invited. Wednesday to discuss the postponed resolu­ sional Food Management (PFM) contract by last Tuesday, November 20. The petition Those invited to attend the meeting are; tion. will recommend to the AS Board that The PawPrint, and petitions signed by large urged the members of the AS Board to College Business Manager Leonard Farwelt. the original resolution be replaced with numbers of dormitory residents have adopt a resolution calling for the termination Dean of Students Kenton Monroe. PFM .another resolution. resulted In AS President Kathy Fortner draf­ of PFM's contract. Manager Bill Fennell, PFM District Manager The new resolution urges the Foundation ting a letter to the Foundation Board The AS Board postponed consideration of John Pierce. Assistant Housing Director and PFM to change the wording of their con­ members about the contract, and an AS the resolution until the meeting scheduled Wayne Hutchins. and students Mark tract to comply with any recommendations Committee investigation to.jdeflne the for Tuesday, November 27. at 5 p.m. ja the Kemenovich. Tim Hamr^ Steve Bauer. of JhM.rsday^ meeting, and promises AS ag^ issues in order to make a recommendation Student Union Senate Chambers. The AS Sandy Case anB Fred Cofe. tion if the Foundation and TalfTo^wor on AS action. Board's Rules Committee is currently in­ Items to be discussed include: the number out a solution which is acceptable to the 245 dormitory residents, out of approx. vestigating the issue. of entrees and other items to be required. the dorm students. 265 contacted (a 92 percent ratio), have Rules Committee Chair Sandy Case availability of items throughout the dinner The resolution refers to widespread signed a petition expressing their dissatisfac­ (School of Administration Representative) meal period, and the one drink limitation at dissatisfaction among the dorm students, the tion with the food service being provided by has called a meeting to discuss possible breakfast and lunch. Also to be discussed will petition with 245 signatures, and the need PFM. changes in PFM's contract. Attendance at be the rewording of several contract provi­ for clarification of some of the contract provi­ The petition, which also calls for the ter­ the meeting, tentatively scheduled for 3 to 5 sions to conform with present practices. sions continued on page 3 Intruder Flees From Closet by Mark A. Kemenovich and entered it. Another resident observed About 2:15 a.m. Monday morning, this but did not recognize the girl. Another November 19. two dorm roommates were in resident went to the girl's docH- and knocked. their room preparing for bed. One of the girls When no one answered the door, authorities opened a closet and found a male crouching were notified. The girl had simply been within. Screams alerted the dorm and the in­ afraid to answer her door. truder escaped. Three other dormitories are No connection has been officially reported to have received similar visitations. recognized or established between, the latest Girts in two different dorms of another dor­ series of incidents and a previous series in­ mitory reported waking to find their door volving thefts in the dormitory parking lot. open. One girl reported seeing a male On October 18. a battery was stolen from a outlines in the doorway. Numerous incidents car and other incidents of a similar nature are of "tested" door knobs were reported. believed to have occurred. On Sunday, Entry to the dorms was thought to be via a November 4 at about midnight three male planter moved to allow the intruder to pull residents of the dormitories observed himself onto the balcony and enter the dorm suspicious activity in the parking lot and con­ through the normally unlocked sliding glass fronted at least two other individuals. A fight door in the kitchen. is reported to have taken place in which two One witness helped prepare a police com­ of the dorm residents may have been injured posite sketch of the intruder. The witness by a knife or screwdriver. believed the intruder had been seen on cam­ pus. As of November 24, the picture had still INDEX not been distributed to the dorms. A descrip-. Art 8 tion is also unavailable to the residents. Calendar 12 Unconfirmed reports indicated the possibi­ Christmas pages 6.7 lity of the one of the dorm residents being Classified ^ 12 harassed by a person the resident is a witness Etrama - 9 against in a matter unrelated to the school. Editorial 2 Fiction 5 One theory proposed for the unusual in­ Humor -...... 4 cidents was an attempt on the part of the in­ Intramurais 10,11 truder to locate the witness against him or In The Union 12 stage theatrical break-ins as a method of Memo of the Week 4 Student Union Graduate Assistant Dennis Mendonca places bag of canned foods and harassment. Another theory, is that the in­ Music • • • • • ! > - '• 9 medicines into collection box for the Cambodian Relief Drive. The International Club's cidents were merely pranks. News 1,3 drive to collect food and medicine for Cambodian refugees will continue until the end of Tension runs high in the dormitories. In Poetry Comer 5 the quarter. Collection boxes are located in the Student Union and the Activities Office one recent incident, a girl went to her room Politics .3 (SS-122) TumbleweedTech ^ Commentary Signs of Hope est This is now the fourth issue where The PawPrint is running a story about the OFF THE Foundation/PFM contract. Much has happened'this past month. I At first, I wondered if The PawPrint would be going out on a limb by itself The PawPrint ts published 24 times during a with no support from the students or their elected representatives in the C school year. 1979-80 publication schedule is Associated Students. I am now-glad to know that we are no longer out on the FaH Quarter 1979 i. Oct. 2, 9. 16. 23, 30 M^l&rus limb alone. •3 Nov. 6, 13, 20, 27 The 245 students who signed the petition that was circulated among the Winter Quarter 1980 dorms showed the administration that we were not just blowing hot air when Jan. 15, 22, 29 £ Feb. 5, 12,19, 26 we complained about the situation in the Commons. My thanks go out to all Mar. 4 Some problems just don't go dorms yet and the police decided those who signed the petition, and my very special thanks to those students Spring Quarter 1990 away. The troubles in the dormitories that they did not want the picture in who circulated the petition. Their (Jedication will help their fellow dorm Apr. 15, 22, 29 residents. May 6, 13, 20, 27 are still present and increasing. The the PawPrint. It is published by the Associated Students of Police respond quite promptly and It appears to be a good idea to let The officers of the Associated Students are now also starting to take some Calilornta State College, San Bernardino. Th<. the matters seem to be taken the dorm residents know what is hap­ action. (I wish, however, that they would have acted sooner; after ail, we've PawPrint is located In the Student Union BuildirK seriously. Yet they go on. Our Police pening and what the person might been prodding them for three weeks.) It's nice to see the elected represen­ at 5500 State College Parkway, San Bernardino. CA 92407. Force consists of a chief, two look like so they can both protect tatives of the students finally stand up for students' rights. The tetephoiM numt>er is 887-7497 sergeants, a detective/public in­ themselves and notify the police if No one is sure what will happen next. The signs are, however, that the Office hours are MTW 10-12 formation officer and four officers the person returns. Over the long residents are going to have some of their complaints answered. All opinions expressed, including editorials, art Thanksgivng weekend, the dorms The meeting scheduled for this Thursday shows much promise. I hope those o< the author and do not necessarily repre with two more in training due to sent the views of the PawPrint, the Associated graduate in December, These of­ were almost empty and the few re­ some meaningful changes will come out of It, Student Body, the Administration of CSCS6 or the ficers cannot adequately cover the maining were nervous. There is still much to be done and many questions to be answered. The Chancellor's Office shifts needed in a seven day, twenty- Perhaps dissemination of the PawPrint has now done its part by investigating the situation and reporting its Artvertising requests may be directed to the Business Manager at Ihe address above. four hour work week. Either more of­ drawing would hamper the Police in­ findings to the students and the officers of the AS. It is now up to the AS of­ Classified eds up to twenty words are free fc ficers or a change in operations is vestigation. Perhaps not. Perhaps ficers to be the advocates of students' rights that they were elected to be. It is staff and students Other rates for classifieds are needed- someone could identify the picture. also up to the students to make sure their rights are not trampled on. S2 per issue up to 20 words and $1 per 10 word after that The dormitories and the rest of the Even if the police caught the intruder It is too late for us to see much meaningful change this quarter. The time to Advertising Deadllrtes arthe Thursday prio campus cannot be covered well in it is doubtful with the courts being look for change wilt be when we return in January, to publication at 12 noon. Any requests after this, the evening hours. The police are the way the are. that anything would At that time, the residents of Serrano Village must determine if they are get­ tirrte go into the paper on a space available basis hampered by lack of numbers and happen to him. After all, his biggest ting the food service they are paying for. If not, the fight will go on from there The final decline for sll copy is Thursday, i2 noon in the week pnor to publication All sub­ can only react and not prevent in­ danger at the moment is what he — Tim Hamre missions must be double spaced, typed. Copy cidents at night. might do and not what he has done. SERVICE oaper is available on request from the PawPnnt This fact has raised some puzzle­ Wouldn't it be better to prevent t»ffices ment in the dormitories and on this the necessity of a serious criminal who have special diet needs. He Is Letters to ths Editor should be kept to a ma>- Reader's Comment irnum of one and one-half typed pages Letters staff. Recent events in the dorms led court case by letting the residents open to suggestion, and I believe that attack any individual may be held until the to a composite picture of an intruder. know what is happening than to wait honestly gives more than equal tlrpe by Stephen M. Bauer recipient of the attack has been notified so that a _Jt has not been distributed to the until he actually does something'' to both sides of an issue. response may be printed in the same issue as the Everyone wants it. A few of us are Bill Fennel is a good guy. He'll talk attack Letters must include a handwritten trained to provide it. Fewer still signature, with address and phone numbet arguing ground for non-believers and about computers with you, he'll offer devote their professional lives to jlthough names will he withheld upon request I studied History as an a dreaded stumbling block to the his ideas on what makes ideal com- making it work for you and I. Do you The PawPrint reserves the right to edit all copy undergraduate. In a school like believer. municatin. where the world is going (0 comply with space requifemenis, libet laws UCLA, there were many classes and know the names of any such people? and good taste I thought it out and decided God with oil, how to build a slump stone times available. Any serious student This is my story about a service -J. must be a writer — a writer with a wail, the nutritional aspects of that Is vital and caring, and yet is dy­ had to weigh the relative benefits of sense of humor as perverted as vitamins or soybeans, and offer in­ ing tor lack of recognition and ap­ interest, ease of grading and reading Twain's, but a writer nonetheless. numerable stories on good cooking, preciation. Thnis is a story about list in order to maximize grade while Any person who has written stories food service at Gal Tech, or Pawl^lnt Personnel minimizing work. where our daily "bread comes from with any degree of seriousness or something from a collection of and the man and the organization Editorial Staff Consequently I ended up in success has experienced the pleas­ stories about 20 years in the Navy. Editor-in-Chief . . . . Mark A. Kemenovirh courses which detailed the Rise and ingly perplexing, though definitely that makes it possible for us to stay Managing Editor TimHamre Bill's a good guy. He's human: he Pali of Everything. It's amazing to healthy and nutritionally balanced. It Business Manager A.J Beechko rewarding experience of having a takes time to listen; he cares. is a story about our part of a two- Photo Editor Sherry Hardin see ail the ups and downs in history. character come to life and say and The staff; the staff is an extension Assistant Editors for: sided relation, a man. and an This course of study allowed me to do as It pleased. The author must of bill. Do you know any of their Activities , . Cassartdra Rossifer create a hall dozen essays that 1 organization. ^ . JanaOndrechcn then bring the character back to the names? Chic, Gene. Jeanne, Max? Let me start with a short story I^3tna Dawna Gregory could repeat, by varying detail and story line, usually through a dramatic Who are they? Ail of the staff is very about an experience i remember Htke-Smith inseUiiToiaLQithy cornment or two, iro event which causes some trouble, much like Bill. ' Music ...... Open from wroking in a large company. I matter what class 1 was currently confusion or chaos for the That brings me to our part of the News & Politics . . . . ' Tim Hamre taking. would arise each morning at 5 a.m. Technical Asslatants: character. A writer introduces chaos service relationship. Each of us is a to be at work at 7;15 a.m. Work Cartoonist . . . . .'. Rick Schneblin Later, when I ran out of the ups because he's too lazy to rewrite "boss" for the food service opera­ started at 8 a.m. and I would do as Circulation and Layout Rebecca Bowman and downs of history. I went on to ex­ everything when something else will tion. Bosses give praise and ilark Room Technician Karl Acosra much as i could during the day. and plaining the entire flow which re­ do criticism. A boss that only pays the Admin Assi Elisa Jarashou. then a little more. Work officially quired imagination and a certain ap­ God plahs everything, they say. bills with hard, cold cash, is not get­ stopped at 4:45 p.m. I stayed until Publtcaclons Board preciation of absurdity as an art He creates the characters and sets ting the most from his employees. Anji Lavin (Chair) form. 5:15. When a critical project came them on a course to an end which he When was the last time you thank­ Tert Farrie (student) My up and down training and ef­ up, I occasionally stayed up around knows. But they may tend to wander, ed a staff member for anything? Wayne Thies (student forts at explaining the inexplicable the clock at a computer terminal to Margaret Doane and if they are truly alive, they can be When did you smile or call them by get the job done, or at least try. I Jean Hogensen prepared me to examine any topic extremely dyanamic and leave the name last? J.C. Robinson from a "different" point of view. didn't get overtime; I wanted to think track assigned. God can then bring If you want the best from your peo Dean Stansell (non-voting) Take God for example. If you are a of myself as a professional instead. I Advisor (Faculty) Peter Schroeder them back by thrpwing something pie, yoL/r food service, give them the' Christian, you are concerned with got a paycheck every two weeks — new in front of them. He can't go, best you have — a smile, a thank little more. It was good money, but I Staff Meeting — Tuesdays at I2;30 in the Evangelism, if you are a non- back and rewrite without changing you, a word of encouragement or ap­ PauiPrtnt office. didn't ever want to make piles of believer, you are concerned with hist(^ry so he puts in new variable or preciation. Deadlines — Wednesdays at 12:30. week prioi avoiding being evangelized. When money. I did want to be recognized to publication. a seemingly random element o1 The saying is that you can attract though; I wanted to be appreciated in the latter is trapped, with no place to chaos to confuse the issue and call more bees with .honey than with human currency; a pat on the back, a run. it is essential he have a quick forth new responses and directions. vinegar. Thank your staff — 'show "hello", or a "thank you" for trying. mind in order to confuse the Chris­ History, in the gross terms in them some human currency and That human currency just didn't tian who grabbed onto him. which I studied it, allows, for con­ you'll be amazed at the return on in­ come, i left the company primarily Likewise the Christian needs a siderable manipulation of data to pro­ vestment. because of a lack of recognition from versatile mind to counter the duce varying ends. Although not par­ Finally, remember that none of us my bosses. I needed to feel recogni­ argumentS- ticularly useful to me now as History is perfect, and that compassion is a tion borne (sic) of human voice, or of My major trained me to use itself, the willingness to think and uniquely human quality. Be healthy in human touch. analogy to some advantage to ex­ look at any topic from a new point of your criticism — make it construc­ This story started by mentioning a plain the ebb and flow of events or view is a skill generally lacking today. tive — temper it with appreciation service, a man. and an organization. principles. The ability to tell someone anything and encouragement. The service is the food service in the Take the conflicting conceptualiz­ in terms they can understand is a Bill Fennel Is truly a professional, college comons: the man is the ® 1979 The PawPrint ations of free will prevalent in great benefit and this is the end one I feel unusually lucky to know. I manager, Bill Fennel; the organiza­ modern society versus the concept result of my major. believe he provides profession food tion is his staff. The service is really of God's design. This is a favorite management that is more than fair the combination of food, Bill and his for the very reasonable fee we pay. staff. You and I are the recipients of Both through his staff, his that service; service that while not ft! cooperative nature, and his interest 9i ^perfect, 1 believe is done with in student well being. ^ thought, care, and with interest in Professional F(x>d Management ftjour wetlbeing and personal tastes. Corporation, through Bill Fennel, I The point may be taken that the ft) believe is doing a good job, a eZ' service is not perfect. Consider reasonable job, a human job holding ft)however, what perfection costs; 9t up its end of the food service rela­ neither you nor I could afford the ft) tionship with you and I. food service provided at Yale or Har­ Let's uphold our end of the rela­ fi ft! vard. 1 know Bill Would love io pro­ tionship and be good employers; ft^vide such service, but most likely no a compassionate and understanding student here could afford it. The idea employees. Let's be human, and pay ft is to do the best with the available with human currency. ft ft resources. To not waste and still pro­ A simple thank you will do so 9\ vide tasty, enjoyable, nutritious N mote^ ^e^ie^.oud'. ft) much meals. So that's the food part of the A service. What more can be done with ouzfna/n' less than $4 per student day? ft Merry Chrtstmam N The man; Bill is the leading edge of N ft! the human side of the food service- This will be the last issue of The la he is very human: like you and i. PawPrint until January 15. 1980. « Some days are better than others, id Good fuck on finals. Merry Christmas. a/nO' some days are tops. He is human, 8 'nzAec^e/n- not perfect. And yet he always has Happy Chanukah, Seasons Greetings, ft 'euemo/ an open door; Bill repeatedly offers and Happy New Year! > his time and services to students The Management ae AS Board Backs Cambodian Relief Drive by Tim Hamre mend to the AS Board that an alternate quested $1,750 to purchase 500 T-shirts. postpone consideration of the resolution The AS Board of Directors allocated a resolution be adopted instead. (See related AS Board members seemed to feel that the concerning the Foundation/PFM contract. $700 loan to the International Club last story on page 1.) 500 T-shirt goal was unrealistically high, and The motin to postpone was supported by Tuesday in order to give them funds to An allocation request from The PawPrint therefore only allocated $700 to cover the Monroe and students Sandy Case and Bruce launch a T-shirt sale to raise funds for Cam­ for $1,635 to purchase darkroom and photo purchase of 200 T-shirts. It was explained to Compton. Students Debbie Smart and bodian relief. equipment was postponed until the second International Club members, however, that Lance Schweiter voted against postpone­ The International Club will use the funds week of winter quarter. they could invest the money earned on the ment. (If Jeter had voted against postpone­ to purchase 200 T-shirts which they will The adoption of a goals statement for the sale of the first 200 T-shirts to buy more ment, the motion would have failed. The resell at a higher price in order to raise 1979-80 academic year was postponed T-shirts to sell. (Whether or not if that action chair (Jeter) is allowed to vote if his vote money for their Cambodian Relief Drive. Dr. since everyone had not yet read the goals is taken will probably depend on how good would affect the outcome. Jeter, however, Brij Khare. the club advisor, explained that statement. T-shirt sales are going.) decided to not vote, as is customary for the they would actually be seeking donations for chair.). An allocation request for an activities stu­ Cambodian relief, and the T-shirt would be The Rules Committee met last Wednes­ dent assistant and an activities custodian was given to the donator as a token of apprecia­ day to review the resolution, and will recom­ sent to the Appropriations Committee. tion . The first $700 raised will be returned to the Associated Students, while all funds rais­ Contract Controversy ed above that figure will go towards Cambo­ dian relief. Club members explained that the money would buy large quantities of food Also at the AS Board meeting. AS Vice- asks what restitution will be made to the and medicine which would then be shipped ^ President Bruce Jeter was presented with a dorm students for the entree choices that into Southeast Asia. This is considered more "I petition signed by 249 dorm residents asking they did not receive. efficient than collecting small quanities of the AS to seek restitution for the dorm The siecond series of questions deals with food residents. The restitution that is sought is the allegation that students were originally The International Club , is still continuing based on the allegation that dorm residents denied access to copies of the contract. Fort­ their drive to collect food and medicine to have not been provided with everything the ner asks why, if copies of the contract were also be shipped to Cambodia. Collection| contract calls for, especially in the choice of in college files and therefore were public boxes are located in the Student Union and g three entrees at weekend dinner meals. records, they were not promptly released in the Activities Office (SS-122) AS officers have not yet taken action on upon request. She also points out that this At press time, The PawPrint was unable to that petition. inaccessibility made it impossible for the learn when the T-shirts will be available, Fortner has drafted a letter to the members students to monitor the contract themselves AS Vice President Bruce Jeter chairs the In the third section of the letter. Fortner re­ although they are expected before the end of meeting of the AS Board of Directors. of the Foundation Board regarding several the quarter. issues which have been raised over the con­ quests the Foundation Board to reconsider In the only other action taken at last Tues­ While there was general agreement tract. The letter, which is expected to go out their decision to allow PFM to pay minimum day's meeting, the appointment of Mark among the AS Board members that the early this week, is based on information sup­ wage to its student employees instead of the Cantrell as the Representative from the Cambodian Relief Drive as a worthwhile pro­ plied to Fortner on November 15 by prevailing student assistant rates. School of Natural Sciences was approved. ject, there were some questions as to the role PawPrint Editor Mark Kemenovich. She points out that PawPrint conversa­ Cantrell was appointed by AS Vice-president that the Associated Students could play in it. The letter is broken down into three sec­ tions with PFM's local and district manage­ Bruce Jeter to replace Dale Conrad, who Upon the advice of DearTorStUdCTrtsKenton tions which deal with the issues of who pays ment seem to indicate a misunderstanding. resigned earlier this quarter. Monroe, it was determined that state law for the Resident Assistant (R.A) board cfists<—— -indicates that After the spectator's gallery was fjjjgd witlu would not allow. AS to give money to this— Tvhy the contract wasn't properly monitored, while PFM naturally did not wish to pay dorm residents concerned with the Founda- cause, but would allow them to loan the and the information upon which the Foun more than they had to for their employess, tion/PFM controversy, and the AS Board money to the International Club. Thus it was dation Board based their decision to allow they would have been willing to go along was presented with a petition signed by 245 decided to make the allocation a loan which PFM to pay minimum wage to its student with a Foundation Board decision to require dorm residents requesting them to pass a had to be paid back. employei^ ^„ .. .. and that th^V never resolution calling for' the termination of r The International Club originally re­ In the first section on the RA's board costs had anv; intention of firing students as a resU PFM's contract, the AS Board voted to Fortner raises several questions. She asks of the higher pay scale. why. if the Foundation is not charged for the Actions planned by AS officers for- this board costs of the RA's (the contract specifies week include the letter to be sent to Founda­ tudent Role In Faculty RTF that PFM shall provide free board to the tion Board members, the resolution to be RA's) that cost is figured into the charges tor considered at Tuesday's AS Board meeting, housing, and why the RA's must also sign and the meeting scheduled for Thursday bet­ To Be Decided Wednesday over that part of their paycheck to the Foun­ ween students, college administrators and dation. Fortner also asks that if the Founda­ PFM management. For over six years the California State Student Association has fought for student participa­ tion is charged for RA's board, is that not in What actions will be taken later are as yet tion in the faculty retention, tenure and promotion (RTP) process. violation of PFM's contract. (Investigation by unknown, and will partly depend on v^at CSSA Legislative Director Steve Glazer admits that, to this point, those efforts have The PawPrint indicates that the Foundation results are achieved this week. •resulted in "a helluva lot of frustration and few results." That frustration has been particularly is not charged for this cost.) acute in student efforts to gain a seat on RTP committees. In the second section of the letter, which That may finally change Wednesday when the question of students' role on RTP commit­ deals with the contract specifications for din­ Restraint Urged On tees comes before the CSUC Board of Trustees as an action item, during their meeting to be ner entrees, Fortner raises two series of held at the CSUC headquarters in Lortg Beach. Iranian Situation The Board will consider whether or not students should be allowed to participate as voting questions. In the first series of questions, Fortner members on all primary RTP committees at CSUC schools. Presently, there are no provi­ The Academic Senate of The California points out that there have been times where sions for any kind of student involvement on these committees. ^ State University and Colleges today called the dorm students were not provided with "We not only feel we have a right, but a duty to participate.' says CSSA Chair Don upon faculty throughout the state to use their the proper choice of entrees. She asks what Devich. The Cal State Bakersfield president continued, "we're not experts but we have a influence to curb any hostility directed will be done in the future to ensure com­ prospective from the classroom that we think is important. against Iranian students during the current pliance with this contract provision. She also CSSA Liaison to the Chancellor, June Robertson, says that the move to get students on international crisis over occupation of the RTP committees is "part of the general direction of the student movement, which, for a long American Embassy in Teheran. time, has been towards insuring student input in all facets of the university decision-making The Academic Senate represents faculty Kennedy Volunteers from the 19 CSUC campuses ranging from process." . , u Devich charges opponents of student involvement in RTP with using the same horror Wanted Humboldt State in the north to San Diego stories which were spread when we were establishing the student trustee and the student on State in the south. Included are a number of The Kennedy for President national campuses where demonstrations have re-" the presidential selection advisory committees. "Not only have none of those fears come to pass, but our attendance is now appreciated and organization is accepting volunteers to help suited in threats or physical attacks upori the Iowa caucuses during Christmas break. foreign students. sought." Those persons selected will work directly CSU Chico A.S. President Jackie Faris-Rees, who serves as the CSSA's liaison to the Some Iranian students have been prevent: with the national organization performing Statewide Academic Senate, characterized opposition to increased student involvement in ed from demonstrating their support of the. duties which range from canvassing f)re€incts RTP as "excessive caution and a perception of students as a threat." She added "we don't current Iranian government -in its attempt to to representing the senator at public func' want control, we just want to be part of the process." •" return the former Shah to Iran. The Statewide Academic Senate has a strong position of opposition to student participa­ tions. The. Academic .Senate takes the positibq Campus Kennedy organizations not yet tion According to Devich only one campus faculty senate — San Francisco State s has that civil rights, including freedom of speech affiliated with the national campaign or per­ supported the CSSA's position. and assembly, should be protected even if an ! "It's nice to see that the faculty there are progressive in regard to student involvement in sons interested in forming a campus head­ international, or domestic crisis inflan>« quarters should contact the Kennedy for decision-making," he commented. public opinion. Faris-Ress expects the vote to be close. She said the CSSA will regard "anything above our President campaign representatives im­ The Senate . urged all members of the , present level of participation a major accomplishment for students. mediately. academic community in The CSUC ""to tre^ Glazer admitted that the chances of getting voting membership are slim, but he remains For more information on the Iowa caucus • Iranian students with the courtesy and or on establishing a Kennedy chapter on hopeful that students will attain a seat on the committees. decency we expect foreign universities to ex; ^ Only five other states present have a mechanism for student participation in RTP commit- your campus write to Kennedy for President, tend to our students when they may be c/o Occidental College, P.O. Box F-31, studying abroad." t0C$ * "1 think the Board of Trustees has before them an opportunity to once again put the CSUC 1600 Campus Road; or call Jeff Mont­ The action was taken at the group's ^ system at the forefront of positive, progressive change," said Devich. gomery before 5 p.m. at (213) 259-2874 or November meeting at CSUC Headquarters [ The Board wijl consider the item on Wednesday, November 28 at 11 a.m. after 5 p.m. at (213) 793-9246. inLon^ Beach. The Continuing Saga THE VILLAGE IDIOT by Toray Of Tumbleweed Tech NO COMMON THANK YOU — The Serrano Village Council (SVC) would like to thank Bill Fernell, the manager of the Commons for the use of tablecloths for the Village Thanksgiv­ ing dinner. Bill also donated the entire dinner for Friday night. Thank you very much. Chapter VI SPEAKING OF TURKEYS — The Village turkey dinner was great. Terry Calloway gave her all (as did the turkey) to ensure that all 13 of the Village residents had a very nice turkey day, If one takes a strolljn Tumbleweed Tech, one will quickly deduce that fall is giving way to TIME TO SMILE — Smiley Elementary School's PTA this week gave the final OK on the winter. The mighty winds which decend from the Rabbit Mountains have turned cold, even sale of the water dunk tank to the Village. The $50 for it's purchase was allocated earlier in though snow has yet to fall on the mountains. the year. With the icy winds coming on, the activities of the fall season are winding to a close. Most FINALS — Don't forget the Comrnons will be open Monday and Tuesday nights, 9-10 peasants have gone into seclusion, and are burning the midnight oil as they prepare for "the p.m. of finals week for free coffee and other goodies for residents. And the Housing Office tests" which are held each quarter of the year. will be sending donuts to the houses on Wednesday night of finals week, For, by passing "the tests" a peasant comes one step closer to no longer being a peasant. NO NAMES PLEASE — Don't forget to get a little sleep between now and finals or you And, after all, who v.ants to spend the rest of their life as a peasant? may end up as did one resident last year. He fell asleep DURING his final. The instructor had Late one night, in one of the huts on the lower east side, a peasant was burning the mid­ to wake him to let him know it was time to go!!! night oil. Taking a break from her studies, she ventured out into the hallway, where she NEXT QUARTER — First order of business for the SVC is the election of new officers. If glimpsed the door to the end room closing quickly. you havn't been to a meeting yet this is your chance to become a bigger part of the SVC and Now this aroused a suspicion in the peasant, for she had had heard stories of a midnight run for a position, Activities planned for next quarter include a roller skating night and Casino masher marauding through the huts. She quickly called over some fellow peasants. One of night. them went down the hallway and knocked on the door to the end room. No reply was receiv­ GOOD LUCK WITH FINALS.. . ed. MERRY CHRISTMS TO ALL AND Acting quickly, some of the peasants guarded the hallway, while others were dispatched HAPPY NEW DECADEIIt outside the hut to make sure the "midnight masher" did not escape through the window. The head peasant in residence summoned the wisened elder who assisted in hut direction who, in turn, summoned a deputy of the Tumbleweed Tech Sheriff. Waiting outside the hut, one of the peasants peeked through the window to see if he could get a glimpse of the "midnight masher". DEAR UNCLE WALLY "What does the midnight masher look like," inquired the peasant. "I don't know." replied the second peasant, "l-have heard that the Sheriff has a sketch of the masher hanging on the wall of his office, but he won't let anyone look at it." Dear Uncle Wally Dear Uncle Wally. "Wouldn't it be easier to catch the masher if the Sheriff let everyone see the sketch," said 1 think that the girls here at CSCSB are Did you know that good readers are novel the first peasant. "He should have it printed in the Tumbleweed Tracks so all can see it. His really icky, what do you think? lovers? secrecy does not make sense." English Major A Good Reader "Who can understand the ways of wisened elders," replied the second peasant. A deputy of the Sheriff arrived within minutes of being summoned, for he had been patrol­ Dear English Major Dear Good Reader ling among the huts on the lower east side in the hope of catching the midnight masher. He Your assumption is erroneous and Does that mean they do it with a book? was quickly escorted into the .hut and down the hallway until he stood in front of the door at predicated upon a prejudicial evaluation of Uncle Watty— the end of the hallway. the pulchritudinous attributes generally A tmsh- fell uver Tt'le peasants as the d?puty-opened.,the door. A surprised look came over , available for perusal on this campus. Dear Fpple his face when he saw who was in the room. IrjcTe^Wally ~ I direct your attention to page two under Sitting at a desk, was one of the pretty young peasants that lived in the room. Everyone's Letters to the Editor. "Letter that attack any face flushed red with embarrassment. Dear Uncle Wally individual may be held until the recipient of "Why didn't you answer the knock on the door?" asked the peasant who originally knock- How come the last peanut in the cup from the attack has been notified so that a the Pub always tastes like dob doo, response may be printed in the same issue as "Well," she replied, "I too heard the stories of the midnight masher, and was too scared to Tastebuds the attack. Letters must include a handwrit­ open my door this late at night," ten signature, with address and phone Everyone laughed at the irony of the situation. In the back of their minds, however, they all Dear Tastebuds number although names will be withheld realized that the midnight masher was still loose. No enough beer. Try Dark — it wipes upon request," The midnight masher, however, was not all that troubled the minds of the peasants as the everything else out. 1 don't see why an attack on me should fall season came to a close. Indeed, there was much to be troubled about. Uncle Wally not also require the courtesy. In the lands far to the east, the peasants of Opec Tech still held hostage many citizens of the If you care to sign your name, etc, then we United Lands. In Tumbleweed Tech. this tended to put a strain on the friendships between Dear Uncle Wally can publish your twice transmitted attack. native peasants and exchange peasants from Opec Tech. The strain, however, tended to On the news 1 heard that two freighters, Uncle Wally strengthen the bonds of friendship. one carrying purple paint and the other car­ The peasants continued to be entertained by the many prophets who lusted after the job of rying red paint, collided in the Atlantic FRANKLY SPEAKING... .by phil frank the Prophet Jimmy. The prophets said many strange and baffling things. Sometimes, they Ocean. It is believed that both crews are said and did things which were even more strange and baffling than the words and actions of marooned. What can we do? the wisened elders of Tumbleweed Tech. And that is not easy. Concerned Many peasants still wondered how the wisened elders determined what the peasants really Dear Concerned, wanted. A few peasants, however, think they found the answer, and at the same time figured I'd like to see that on color TV, out what happened to the peasants who got lost in the dark during the night of the great Uncle Wally hallow ceremony. "The wisened elders." said Sir Wallace of the Unchecked Tongue, "are advised by the lost peasants who, however, are still being kept in the dark," "That's okay," replied one of his scribes, "the lost peasants are getting their revenge by keeping the wisened elders in the dark about what the pea^nts really want." Rubber-stamp: to approve, endorse, or "Ah, yes," replied Sir Wallace, "poetic Justice." dispose of. as a matter of routine, usually Of course, the biggest concern to the peasants of Tumbleweed Tech as the fall season without the exercise of judgement or at the comes to a close, is the controversy surrounding the words of contract between the Builders expressed or implfed command of another of Foundation and the Perfectly Fouled-up Mess. person or body. The concern of the peasants has expanded far beyond the drink limitation that was placed- on them. Now, they are expressing concerns over a great number of Items. TO BE TWAT CLOCS And the peasants looked to their leaders. Lady Kathryn of PSD and Sir Brewster of Car­ ID ME MOM,SO IIBRSS MV UUNDRYj son, and waited for them to take some action. And at last report, the peasants were still waiting for action from their leaders. FRANKLY SPEAKING... .by phii frank ' ^"" Berkeley ca 9470^ One of those pushing the hardest for action is the Managing Scribe of the Tumbleweed Tracks. While he pushes, however, he mumbles about becoming a poet, or^ hermit, or both. Memo Of The Week Being concerned for the Managing Scribe's sanity, a peasant asked him about these November 27, 1979 strange mumblings. "How can you live without the excitement of investigative reporting?" the peasant asked. FROM: The Wisened Elders "Will you not get bored as a poet, or a hermit, or both?" To: All Lesser Elders "Boredom," replied the Managing Scribe, "is healthier than ulcers." SUBJ; The Danger of Knowledge —Tim Harare 1, Henceforth, knowledge, beyond any hav­ ill ing a theoretical value, is prohibited from dissemination to the peasants. Evening Students 2, Any practical item of information relating Experienced Typist to the peasants must, from this point forth, To type your Term Papers, be kept from their review. Reports, Essays, etc. Escorts Available 3, Violators will be dealt with by the Ex­ Reasonable Rates call ecutive Branch of the Assassinations Com­ Call Loraine at College Police '7HI$0NE WAS A CtAWlC- NlS 3 lAHERKB mittee, 864-3452 or 864-3792 W£I?E FR3F 10^,AMP i09r\' /s7 887-7555 eCOL-LEGE MEDtA SERVICES-BmMt1-BERKELEY.CA:9470! • - • - • • -A Wisened' Elder Children's Festival This Saturday Why There Are Clouds The students, faculty, and staff are invited The CHILDREN'S FILM FESTIVAL will by Ivaii Glaaco to bring their children from ages 2 to 12 take place in the Student Union. You won't As God was going about his business, as you know. He decided to create the Heavens and years old to the CHILDREN'S FILM want your child to miss this special event, Mother Earth. He created two sisters to keep Mother Earth company, and He named them FESTIVAL- This event will be held Satur­ planned especially for them by us. the A.S. Light and Darkness. day, December 1. 1979. from 11 a.m. to 5 Activities Committee and the '^SCSB Child Now Light was as beautiful as one could never comprehend; her skin was so very fair; her p.m. Care Center. teeth shone the brilliance of thirty-two suns; her eyes could persuade angels: and her hair was The A.S. Activities Committee and the as yellow as to be beyond compare. Everyone loved to play when Light was around for she CSCSB Child Care Center staff will host a Activities Pack F.or was very cheerful and outgoing. She was very good friends with Sister Joy and Brother Hap­ fun filled day of crafts, games, and movies Winter Registration piness. and even thought Father Time was known to be partial to no one you could tell that featuring some of the favorite cartoon he liked Light more than any of the others. Light could talk endlessly about any subject and it characters such as Bugs Bunny. Pink Pan­ The Activities Office will once again •assemble a packet of informative materials to would not bore you. That is why Mother Earth loved Light and would go about her daily ther. Roadrunner, and many more. Also.' business enjoying Light talk. there will be a special visit from Santa Claus! be handed out to students at registration. All handouts to be included in this packet And yet. Darkness was not ugly. She had the same basic features of her sister Light but she The donation is 50 cents per child, with all always seemed to be hiding herself and no one ever saw her. She was not witty like her sister proceeds going to the CSCSB Child Care should be in the Activities Office by December 17. 1979. {This deadline allows and didn't talk very much. So whenever it was her turn to keep Mother Earth company, Center, Please provide a sack lunch for your Mother Earth would fall asleep arid leave Darkness to sit alone. And all of this came about children. We will provide fruit drinks and our staff ample working time to assemble the because Darkness was actually very, very shy and no one understood. other snacks. packets.) If this presents a problem you should notify the Activities Office to see Darkness began to think that no one liked her and so finally she sat down and cried. She Parents, you are welcome to stay the cried and cried, and she cried for so long that Father Time thought she would never stop. afternoon with your children and join in on whether special arrangements can be made. We will be assembling between three and Then she stopped — Brother Hate (who was always up to no good) came and laid a hand the fun. or you may drop your children off upon her shoulder and consoled her. Everyone who knew Brother Hate disliked him for the festival, do your Christmas shopping, four thousand packets, so plan you materials because he was master to Sister Jealousy and Brother Envy and used them wrongly. and return later to pick your children up. accordingly. Now Darkness never had any friends before because of her shyness, so when Brother Hate consoled her she put her trust in him. Brother Hate saw Darknesses beauty which also pleas­ ed her. His tongue was the root of slyness and soon they were married. Very fast thereafter Black Students Union Activities did Brother Hate's influence steal upon Darkness' mind so she became one of his slaves and Michelle M. Thomas and Brady Richardson, bore him a child. It was a boy and it was called Evil, which means "The Tool of Darkness". by Lula Thomas Jr. Darkness had a plan to get revenge from those whom she thought had ignored her and, to The Black Students Union is "on the Chester Mcintosh submitted two designs kill Brother Happiness because she thought that he had ignored her the most. She would move." President James Williams announc­ for our BSU T-shirt emblem. Members chose send her son to Mother Earth to make her ill. for Evil had magical powers to do so, God soon ed a very successful Bake Sale. the one depicting two college graduates. saw what was happening so he decided to help Mother Earth. He sent her a white and pure Our very active vice president. Chester Counselor Jean Peacock informed the quilted blanket to protect ^erself with. Mother Earth let the blanket roam over her as a sentry Mcintosh, was appointed chairman of the members about the upcoming Third World would. She called her blanket Clouds, which means "Protection from Evil". Black History Week Committee, as well as Conference to be held at CSCSB on March Before God had finished making the clouds a litle bit of Evil had already reached Mother BSU representative on the Committee of 24 thru 26. More than 400 professionals and Earth to infect her and that is why there is Evil on Earth. Clubs on campus. paraprofessionals will attend the conference. Evil does not give up however, he tries and tries and keeps on trying. You can hear and The first of a series of dances was set for Area high school seniors will be guests. BSU, see Evil still trying to get revenge for his mother. The lightning is his spear; the thunder is the Nov. 23 in the SUMP Room of the Student MEChA and EOP staff members will serve as clouds roar of anguish; and the rain, the rain is the tears of Darkness' sister, for Light is always Union. Ticket takers will be Lori Keith. hosts and hostesses. in the company of Sister Sorrow when Evil attacks. She wishes she could have been a better sister and understood Darkness' shyness. — Dedicated to. because it was inspired by Victoria

Earn $35 to SlOO^iOair I Long To Live For Me I I live for myself, and yet am I sure? If you have completed your Junior year or above (i.e.. 135 quarter units or I'm afraid to speak to whom 1 might hut. 90 semester units), you are eligible to SUBSTITUTE TEACH in public schools. Find out how to obtain an "Emergency Teaching Credential." At­ I must be loyal to someone else One day tend a seminar to be held at the I While I long to love for me. When I give up University of Calif. — Riverside All the freedom within myself. or in I've lost my liberty or whichever way. Thursday, December 6 I'll have realized il Sproul 1212 Trying to live alone, it seems and admitted something I To bring chains into my life; important to me 3:30 p.m. Binding and breaking bones, it drains and my well-being Educational Career Services The sap, oiling the knife. and possibly to my sanity. ril have yielded to the fact I 787-5225 Others cheering and laughing will I that every once in a while Not affect my soul. For love, things are not going to be as-l d like Not understood at all will kill k San. The joyous fiery, dove. Musing and setting my life straight Winter Quarter Registration Schedule To understand how I feel. had this happened a year ago For every time my bones break I would surely be crying by now Down, my pain will not be still. So, I must be making progress. Wednesday. January 2 D-1 I'm not even terribly disappointed, 10:00-10:30 A-1 2:30-3:00 D-2 Why do others I have to please and though I think about you (often), 10:30-11:00 A-2 3:00-3:30 D-3 And suffer my happiness 11:00-11:30 A-3 3:30-4:00 it is without heaviness D-4 I'll never be at total peace 11:30-12:00 A-4 4:00-4:30 I think of you as If remembering a D-5 Longing for my loneliness. 12:00-12:30 A-5 4:30-5:00 dream D-5 or an event that blurs the imagination 12:30- 1:00 A-6 5:00-5:30 CLOSED FOR LUNCH 1:00-2:30 Confused and weary, I've become never really sure that it actually An example of the past. happened My tune, it has changed: it has sung a year ago that would have been an Only D & A Priority students who were unable to register at one of the earlier time slots: 5:30-6:00 Of freedom, to hold it fast. unsettling thought, no, it s just a thought. I answer to no-one, and yet Jaye J Cannot rip the strings away, Thursday. January 3 B-1 Apathy carried out a bit 10:00-10:30 C-1 2:30-3:00 B-2 10:30-11:00 Would change my living today. Twenty • ' C-2 3:00-3:30 So you're into the second score of your life's years^ B-3 11:00-11:30 C-3 3:30-4:00 I can not change, I care too much, Marking the first of that second twenty this day ^ B-4 11:30-12:00 C-4 4:00-4:30 B-5 To shatter the binding chain. you will live on with the laughter and the tears ^ 12:00-12:30 C-5 4:30-5:00 B-6 And so, I'll sit and smile in hush, and live as you well may ^ 12:30- 1:00 C-6 5:00-5:30 And try to endure the pain. CLOSED FOR LUNCH 1:00-2:30 Dennis Mendonca just a moment of your life has passed oh a mere fraction of the coming bounty o Students who were unable to register at one of the earlier time slots: 5:30-6:30. All when you've trice these years a-massed students who applied after November 30 and before December 14: January 3 5:30-6:00 "^h^iappy cw you'll wonder at you at one-and-twenty p.m. Application received by December 31: January 3 6:00-6:30 p.m. * OH — Thomas L. Huxley ill O -$g\ ^ v\ ffr, ^^i fir\ ^ vk vv ^'n. v\ vv 1^=1 vv Smuggling Ring Smashed Special Christmas Section Joint Federal Task Force Seizes Resolved by the Parliament, That the Markets be kept tomorrow, being the twenty-fifth of Contraband December: and that the Lord Mayor, and Sheriffs of London and Mid­ by M.A. Kemenovlch tlon. dlesex. and the Justices of the Peace for the City of Westminister and PEORIA, ILL — A joint Federal Task The smuggler appeared in the fireplace suburbs thereof, do take care, that all such persons as shall open their Force composed of Immigration In­ shortly after midnight wearing a beard, disar­ shops on that day, be protected from wrong or violence, and the of­ vestigators. Food and Drug Administration ming smile, and soiled and sooty red suit. fenders punished. Investigators and Custom's Agents of the He was carrying a load of contraband. Treasury Department have reported the ar­ The alleged smuggler had been peddling Resolved by the Parliament. rest here today of Mr. S. Claus AKA K. Kr- various forms of joy for many years without ingle AKA F. Christmas during a raid this proper clearance from the Food and Drug That no observation shall be had of the twenty-fifth of December com­ morning. Administration. Other charges include Entry monly called Christmas-Day; nor any solemnity used or exercised in Operating on a reliable informant source, Without Inspection and transporting contra­ churches upon that day in respect thereof. officers secured • a warrant and stationed band goods across an international frontier themselves around the living room of E. for the purpose of evading Custom's. Ordered by the Parliament. Scrooge and surrounding the fireplace. A Deputy U.S. District Attorney reported Agents reported receiving rumors in hoping for a speedy trial. "With the That the Lord Mayor of the City of London, and Sheriffs of London previous years of a massive smuggling prisoner's confession and arrest in posses­ and Middlesex, and the Justices of Peace of Middlesex respectively, be operation run by an undocumented alien sion of all that contraband, we feel it is an authorized and required to see this order duly observed within the late who operated during the winter solstice open and shut case." Lines of Communication, and weekly Bills of Mortality. period from an undisclosed northern loca- Henry Scobcll. Cleric. Pariiament ! London. Printed by John Field. Printer to the Parliament of England. "^^ffuppy '^^appy ~^fHappy' 1652 * "HoMayf * fioMart * HoMays

The following news story appeared in France Noir. 1951. SUNDAY SCHOOL Demonstrator's Converge SEES FATHER CHRISTMAS On Peoria HANGED National Guard And 82nd Airborne Father Christmas was hanged yesterday from the railings of Dijon I Cathedral and burnt publicly in the precinct. This spectacular execution Alerted e took place in the presence of several hundred children from the Sunday Schools. It was decided on with the agreement of the clergy who had con­ 4 3 demned Father Christmas as a usurper and a heretic. He was accused of by M.A. Kemenovich paganizing the festival of Christmas and installing himself like a cuckoo. Hundreds of thousands of juveniles riding 82nd Airborne Division for a possible call for 4 iWj'iif'"AUube a^d^ was blamed for infikrattng tricycles, scooters, bikes, skateboards, and assistance. The Governor reported placing into the state schools from which the crib has been banished go-carts are reported converging on Peoria, the Illinois National Guard on alert. 111. Spokespersons for the group vow they Police road blocks have failed to stop the will release their supplier of contraband joy mobs as the desperate youths gallantly recently arrested by federal authorities on assailed the blockades and daringly drove os numerous smuggling and immigration their skateboards and go-carts beneath the charges. Alarmed Department of Justice of­ blockades. is ficials have requested the President order the A beaten and harassed officer stated on n U.S. Marshal's Tactical Control Force to the way to the hospital after having had his Peoria. s knee cap severely blackened in a fist fight io The TCF consists of 150 deputy U.S. with a vicious six year old, "I'm glad I'm out g Marshals who can theoretically be placed of it now. When they get to Peoria, they'll 0 anywhere in the United States within four > make Sherman's March to the Sea look like 0 Nomenclature Of hours. This is the group which first isolated a Cakewalk. They've already seized every z Santa's Sled Wounded Knee, South Dakota. hot dog and ice cream cone within a three Requests have also been made to alert the state radius." The C-79 sled has a wood and fiberglass body with steel runners, capable of carrying an unlimited load of presents at hypersonic speeds. A special muffler arrangement precludes sonic booms. Stabilization in flight is maintained through sound aerodynamic design of structure and outrunners. Propul­ sion comes from a twelve reindeer powered, forward thrust, leather and brass harness at­ tached to the front of the sled. An indepen­ dent steering and beacon system is maintain­ ed by a thirteenth smaller reindeer with a biologically activated proboscis beacon Control is maintained by voice command and a twenty-six lead steering control divid­ ed into thirteen lead segments. assistants who began to clear the streets Guidance is Inertial with a Sperry Rand with the influx of strangers here for the cen­ SINS (Sled Inertial Navigation System) The following story was when another stranger appeared next to the sus. Tribune wearing wings, a luminous robe, spatial coordinate and locating device found in our archives Local residents called the patrol and the unavailable commercially ox- militarily with and earring a flickering sword. From the Bethlehem Bugle, December duty legionaries arrived promptly. They He politely suggested to the Tribune that triple backup. The sled is fully instrumented were about to disperse the crowd when three and internally powered with a non- 25, 0000 perhaps he and his troops would be more A disturbance near Isaac's Livery Stable kings confronted them. depletable power source. comfortable in their barracks. The Tribune early this morning resulted in a confront^ion Awed by the unexpected royalty, the it is an all weather carrier capable of stable agreed. He is still unavailable for comment. between Legionaries and a group of shep­ patrol leader sent for the Ccnturian of the flight operations under the harshest climactic Informed sources state he and his troops herds, and royalty. Watch who arrived grumbling. He ordered and visiblity considerations. Most perfor­ seriously depleted the wine rations of the The first indication of trouble was the ap­ more troops out when the Kings refused to mance characteristics are classified, though it garrison. The Inspector General is making pearance of hundreds of sheep blocking the leave, demanding to see a child. The local is known that million mile atmospheric inquiries regarding this strange consump­ roads as they followed their shepherds to maternity hospital was suggested. journeys may be made with unlimited stops tion. Issac's. The bleating of the sheep soon The kings became more irritated demand­ in a twelve hour period. The crowd proceeded to Isaac's and the etroused the sleeping neighborhood. ing a phone so they could call the Procurator It is capable of landing on roofs or hover­ angry neighborhood calmed down during a Bethlehem has been in a restive mood of Judea in Jerusalem. free concert of singing which filled the night ing while anchored to chimneys. The Staff Duty Tribune arrived with two It carries a crew of one in an open cockpit. air. IF

them: and they were sore afraid. And the ************************************ Chapter 2 angel said unto them. Fear not: for. behold. * a I bring you good tidings of great joy. which .W * Saint Luke One Christmas Morning * shall be to all people. For unto you is born ^ * King James Version this day in the city of David a Saviour, which 4- is Christ the Lord. And this sha/f be a sign by Marilyn Heavllln 4^ Verses 1-20 unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in ^ It was Christmas Eve. As 1 sat In a big rocking chair in our living room, I gently squeezed J swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And ^ my husband's hand as the first signs of labor began. 1 heard my lltle daughter whisper to her ^ And it came to pass in those days, that suddenly there was with the angel a older brother. "The baby is coming!" J went out a decree from Caesar multitude of the heavenly host praising God. This was happening a little sooner than 1 had planned. I had hoped to be able to spend J IS. that all the world should be taxed, and saying. Glory to God in the highest, and Christmas with my children and with my parents who were coming from out of state. When j this taxing was first made when on earth peace, good will toward men. And ^ my parents arrived. 1 hurriedly gave my mother instructions for preparing the dinner the next J [Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) And all it.1 came to tia«.pass, as the angels werevv^,. a--gone ^' day- 1 opened a few presents and watched the children open a few gifts. Then my husband J rent to be taxed, every one into his own ci- away from them into heaven, the shepherds and 1 left for the hospital. J And Joseph also went up from Galilee. said one to another. Let us now go even un- It was a pleasant ride. The snow glistened in the moonlight, and though it was cold outside, j ^ out of the city of Nazareth. into Judaea. unto to Bethlehem, and see this thing which is ^ 1 was as warm as toast in our late model car. 'i fte city of David, which is called Bethlehem; come to pass, which the Lord hath made Through the remaining hours of labor, my husband was with me to encourage me. and a ^ 1 (because he was of the house and lineage of known unto us. And they came with haste. kind nurse came in often to make sure that all of my needs were met. When the time came to ^ David:) To be taxed with Mary his espoused and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe deliver. I felt like the "Belle of the Ball." Two doctors who were our personal friends andj^ ^ wife, being great with child. And so it was. lying In a manger. And when they had seen ^ several nurses were in attendance for this special occasion. At 3:52 and 3:55 Christmas j -that, while they were there, the days were it, they made known abroad the saying ^ morning. 1 gave birth to identical twin boys. What a thrill! •^accomplished that she should be delivered, which was told them concerning this child. My babies were given expert attention and lots of tender loving care. As 1 was moved from ^d she brought forth her first-born son. and And all they that heard it wondered at those the delivery room to my own room, the orderly stopped by the nursery for a moment so that I j iped him in swaddling clothes, and laid things which were told them by the couldI get one more glimpse of rpy little boys. Their incubators had Christmas stockings hang-^ in a manger; because there was no room shepherds. But Mary—"'y kept -all these— things.3- ^ ing at the ends of *'them. ^ 4 them in the inn. And there were in the and pondered them in her heart. And the rtuer After Ii was.was uai,i\back inm my luom.room, mymy thoughts turned to that first Christmas morning.— The day.. 4-• le country shepherds abiding in the field, shepherds returned,• glorifying• • and praising ' her child was born. Mary rode to the innInn on a donkey. No one had prepared a comfortable ^ ling watch over their flock by night. And. God for all the things that they had heard room for her;her: her delivery room was a stable. Joseph had no one to help him. He was doc- I, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and seen, as it was told unto them. tor. nurse and husband. There was no warm incubator for Jesus, justihe swaddling clothes 4 the glory of the Lord shone round about that Mary had brought with her. 4 Yet. with all of these differences. I felt 1 had something very special in common with Mary. ^ 4 Is There A Santa Claus? ^ We both had loving husbands who quietly encouraged us as we went through this short time 4 4 4 of discomfort, and we had friends who were anxiously awaiting the arrival of our children. 4 * Later that morning as my older children pressed their noses against the hospital window to 4 Yes, Virginia! catch that first glimpse of their new brothers. I felt sure that many little children had looked 4 4 -K 4 that adoringly at the Christ-child. 4 Virginia O'Hanlon. age 8. wrote this letter to the Editor of the New A few days later Mary and I had even more in common — a mother's sorrow. One of the 4 4 Vorlc Sun. Francis Church. The famous response appeared on -K twins contracted pneumonia and died a day later. My heart was filled with sorrow, but I 4 4 September 21. 1897 and was reprinted at Christmas for the next half cen­ began to sense a quiet peace as I realized that this child was now with God and with Christ — 4 * 4 tury. Mary's son. I caught just a glimpse of the real beauty and awesomeness of the Christmas 4 We take pleasure in answering at once and thus prominently the com­ -K season. It is truly a time of giving and receiving. 4 4 munication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that * > its faithful author is numbered among the friends of The Sun. 4 -K 4 -K 4 "Dear Editor. 1 am 8 years old. 4 "Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. -K Best and Worst Christmas Contest 4 "Papa says 'If you see it in The Sun it's so. -K } "Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus? To Be Launched in U.S. And Canada 4 •Virginia O'Hanlon. . 4 4 "115 West Ninety-Fifth Street ." -k Public Invited"To"TaCc A Poke At Christmas 4 -k 4 4 Commercializers 4 4 4 VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by To coincide with this year's avalanche of Christmas commercialism. ALTERNATIVES is 4 the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see * sponsoring the first annual "Best and Worst Christmas Contest". The contest, open to all 4 4 They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little * Americans and Canadians, will be seeking examples of Christmas gifts, from past years, 4 minds. All minds. VIRGINIA, whether they be men's or children's, are -k which best illustrate: 4 little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant. in his in­ 1. THE WORST OF CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALISM: gifts that were particularly tacky, IM 4 -k 4 tellect. as compared with the boundless world about him. as measured by tasteless, extravagant, expensive, awful, useless, and/or utterly crass, and primarily served 4 the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge. -k only the financial interests of the manufacturers and retailers (examples: automatic, electric 4 YES, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love "in-thc-shell " egg scramblers; $300 Monopoly games made out of chocolate; patriotic toilet \i^ 4 -k 4 and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and seats; $99 "X-mas Stockings" filled with x-rated films) 4 give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the * 2. THE BEST OF AN "ALTERNTIVE CHRISTMAS": gifts which demonstrated a more 4 world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were -k meaningful, human and socially responsible celebration (examples: things which were home­ 4 made or recycled; gifts of time, a shared experience or the teaching of a skill or talent: a gift 4 no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no -k 4 romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, given to someone else in your name) 4 except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the -k This year, with the Best and Worst Contest, there's finally a way to share those examples or 4 excessive commercialism that set new standards in bad taste or those special arrd creative gifts 4 world would be extinguished. -k 4 Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You -k that really did reflect the true Christmas spirit. Entries must describe, in 200-300 words, a gift 4 might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on actually received by the contestant. 4 -k 4 Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not-see Santa Each entry should explain why the gift reflected either excessive commercialism or a more 4 Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobodu see? Santa Claus. * meaningful and responsible Christmas. Photos of the actual gift are optional — but non- 4 4 but that is not sign that there is no Santa Claus i he u •••. oal things in the * returnable. 4 world are those that neither children nor .ri -. . an ^ee. Did you ever see The names of people submitting "Worst of Christmas" entries will be kept confidential, and 4 fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not. but that's no proof that they -k the winner of this category will have the option of having his/her name withheld from public 4 4 are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are -k announcement. 4 unseen and unseeable in the world. * Entries must be received by December 18th at the following address; BEST AND WORST 4. 4 You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise in­ CHRISTMAS CONTEST. Alternatives. 4274 Oaklawn Dr.. Jackson. MS 39206. 4 4 •k 4 side. but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest Prizes: In the spirit of an Alternative Christmas. ALTERNATIVES will donate $500 to two 4 man. nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, * non-profit, tax-exempt human needs or social change organizations. The winners of the ^ 4 could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside * "Best" and "Worst" categories will each be able to designate one of the donation recipients. 4 4 Winners in each category will be chosen by the staff of ALTERNATIVES and will be an- ^ 4 that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. * 4 Is it all real? VIRGINIA, in all this world that is nothing else real and nounced at a press conference in Washington. D.C. on December 20th. ^ 4 * The sponsoring organization. ALTERNATIVES, was founded in 1973. The non-profit, 4 4 abiding. 4 No Santa Claus! Thank GOD! he lives, and he lives forever. A thou­ * public education organization was launched specifically to develop resources and projects to challenge the runaway commercialism of our celebrations and lifestyles. 4 4 sand years from now. VIRGINIA, nay. ten times ten thousand years * 4 from now he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood. ALTERNATIVES wishes to help revive a more human and socially responsible celebration J 4 -k 4 Francis Church with its Alternative Christmas Champaign. An "Alternative Christmas" focuses on three j 4 * themes: 1. Challenging Christmas commercialism. 2. Adopting alternative and more mean- 4 4 ingful gift-giving and celebration practices, and 3. Diverting money which is typically spent on ^ 4 Would that it were so and life was what was promised to us as a child * 4 holiday extravagance to worthwhile social change and human needs groups. 4 and not what we found it to be. * 4 Christmas is a time where we are allowed to be what we would like to ^ In the past six years, ALTERNATIVES has produced numerous resources on alternative J4 4 celebrations and lifestyles. Most prominent among these resources has been the Alternative ^ 4 be. 4 Christmas is the time which reminds us of what • e could be. Celebrations Catalogue series. Now in its fourth edition (with over 120.000 copies sold), the 4 Christmas is the time we visit Camelot. Brigajoon appears and all Catalogue offers ideas on how to develop alternative celebration styles and more socially 4 things become possible. responsible lifestyles. . . ' J The Golden Century Of Venetian Painting On View At L.A. County Museum of Art

by Jana Ondrechen Republic", in contrast to the centra! Italian The first major exhibition of Venetian republics, which were torn by both internal Renaissance painting ever organized by an and external strife. American museum is on view through Unlike the artists of Florence and Rome, January 27, 1980, in the Frances and Ar- who were preoccupppied with systematic, mand Hammer Wing of the Los Angeles theoretical approaches to art, Venetian art- County Museum of Art. slst focused on direct observation'of nature. Guest curator Teriso Pignatti, director Most significant was the special Venetian emeritus of the civic museums of Venice and approach to color—color was — and is — a professor of art history at the University of different experience in Venice. Light reflec­ Venice organized the exhibit over a five-year tions on the water surroundirig the city period, in collaboration with Kenneth create an atmosphere unique from that of Donahue, Director emeritus of L.A.C M.A. the mainland. In the mid 1470's. Venetian The Golden Century of Venetian Painting painters began switching from the traditional was made possible by a grant from tempura emulsions to oil paints, for oils were BankAmerica Foundation and an indemnity better suited to expressing the Venetian love from the Federal Council on the arts and of brilliance of light and color. humanities. With the oil medium, it was possible to Vervetian art of the Renaissance differs paint without preliminary drawing, to soften from that of the rest of Italy, for the Venetian outlines, blend colors and depict subtle or in­ Republic developed" in relative isolation from tense plays of light and shadow. the rest of the peninsula. As Italy's greatest Venetian painting has been called the commercial power. Venice was deeply ab­ most complete expression of the Italian sorbed in trading, and was shaped by in­ Renaissance in art. Covering the period from fluences distinct from central Italy. While the 1470 to 1590, which Professor Pignati has art of the Renaissance in central Italy was described as "the most brilliant age of Vene­ Madonna and Child With Ttoo Donors, C." 1523. Oil on canvas, by Lorenzo Lotto, c. strongly influenced by classical Greece and tian painting". L.A.C.M.A.'s exhibit contains 1480-1556. Lent by the J. Paul Getty Museum, Malibu. 56 paintings by 21 artists. Rome. Venetian art fused its own late Venetian General in Armor (1551) by Paolo when admission is free, at 7 p.m. Hours on Roman traditions with Byzantine, Islamic, The works range from famous master­ Caliari, called Veronese, lent from a private these free days only are 12 noon to 9 p.m. and Romanesque and Gothic influences. pieces such as Titian's beautiful, renowned collection in Paris. Regular hours are Tuesday through Fri­ Protected geographically from external at­ Man With the Gloue (1520-23). loaned from Works of special historical interest include day, JO a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday and Sun­ the Louve. to the little known but nonethe­ tack and blessed with internal peace, Venice Giovanni Bellini's Portrait of Joerge Fugger day, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. (The Museum is clos­ lived up to its official title of "Most Serene less significant pieces, such as Portrait of a (1474) from the Norton Simon Museum, ed Mondays and on major holidays). which is probably the first Venetian portrait, Admission is 50 cents for students and and a painting left incomplete by Giorgione senior citizens with I.D., and young people and finished by Titian, entitled Dead Christ 15 through 17. Museum members and Supported By An Angel (C. 1508-10), from children under 5 are admitted free. a private collection in New York City. L.A. C.M.A. is located at 5905 Wilshirc The Golden Century/ of Venetian Painting Blvd, two blocks east of Fairfax. is literally a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to Public walk-throughs of "The Golden view these paintings together. Due to restric­ Century of Venetian Painting" with Museum tions stipulated by many of the lenders, the Director Emeritus Kenneth Donahue will. exhibit will not travel to other museums, nor beheld Wednesday. December 12, a Tues­ is photography allowed. However, a catalog day. January 22. at 12 noon in the with every work illustrated in color is Museum's Frances and Armand Hammer available in the Museum Shop. Wing. Admission is free to Museum Docent tours are offered daily at 1 p.m., members and included in the general admis­ and on the second Tueaday of each month sion fee for non-members.

"Los Angeles Abstract Painting" On Display At UCR

by Jana Ondrechen establishing themselves, with the exception Adoration of the Shephards. c. 1542-46. Oil on canvas, by Jacopo da Ponte. called Works by 16 L.A.-based artists are of Karl Benjamin, one of the most under­ Bassano, c 1515-1592. On loan from Justo Giusti Del Giardino Collection. Verona. featured in "Los Angeles Abstract Painting" rated Los Angeles artists. Benjamin, who on display through Dec. 15 at the University resides in Clairemont was selected because of California, Riverside Art Gallery. he has been an influential figure to many of Los Angeles County Museum Of Art Presents Concert In The exhibit is sponsored by UCR and the the younger artists in the show. University of New Mexico in Albuquerque, Conjunction With "The Golden Century of Venetian Painting" All in all the show is excellent, especially in where it premiered in September. its range of approaches and pleasing surface The annual Bing Christmas Concert will the Basilica of San Marco or with churches On view are works by Lita Albuquerque, textures from vibrant, linear shapes by Ben­ feature a program of saaed and civic- and courts of nearby cities under Venetian Timothy App, Craig Antrim. Karl Benjamin, jamin, to glazed, shiny surfaces such as Craig ceremonial music from 16th-century Venice rule. Among the composers are the two Jerrold Burchman, James de France, Tony Antrim's "Verdant" and Jean St. Pierres on Monday, December 10 at 8:30 p.m. in Gabrielis. Claudio Merulo. Giuseppe de Lap. Dennis Farber. Charles Christopher "Ra", to the stark elegance of Timothy App's the museum's Leo S. Bing Theater. The Guami. and Giovanni Priuli. Giuovanni Hill. Craig Kauffman. Ted Kerzie, Patsy "Nimbus I" vocal works will be performed by 1 Canton, Gabrieli's "In Ecclesiis." Monteverdi's "Ex- Krebs, Jay McCaffeity, Margit Omar, and UCR Gallery hours are 11 a.m. through 3 directed by Edward Cansino and Jeannine ulta, filia Sion," and two ceremonial motets Jean St. Pierre. p.m., Monday through Friday. Admission is Wagner, while the instrumental works will be by Antonio Romano and Christoforo da These are relatively young artists still free to the public. played by the Venetian Brass Ensemble of Monte will engage the full ensemble of voices ^^appy Los Angeles, conducted by Daniel Shulman. and instruments. 'HoMays I Canton will perform vocal works based on The December 10 Bing Concert is offered texts appropriate for Christmas, including for Museum members; however ticket sales works by Andrea and Giovanni Gabrieli, will be open to the public subject to availabili­ JOB FAIR Adriaan Willaert, Giovanni Matteo Asola, ty. Ticket price is $1. Those interested OVER 250 and Claudio Monteverdi. The Brass Ensem­ should call the Museum Ticket Office at ble will play cazonas, ricercars, a sonatas by 937-4250, ext. 265, to check ticket chapel-masters and organists affiliated with availability. CHRISTMAS JOBS AVAILABLE IN SAN BERNARDINO Art Club Christmas Sale VISIT THE PLACEMENT CENTER SS-116 OR . 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. a SEE US OUTSIDE THE COMMONS FOR COMPLETE DETAILi December 3, 4 & 5 TUESDAY 10 A.M..2 P.M., NOVEMBER 27TH Student Union Patio & Multi-Purpose Room ^'Happy YHappy ^Hainan Holidan Multi-Choir Concert Scheduled For Dec. 2 The Concert Choir and Chamber Singers E. Miller and "I Want to be There" by Janet and Pat Sieben of San Jacinto. include; Pam Brown, Susan Nelson, Peggy will join forces with the College Singers from Hansard. Members of the Chamber Singers include: Pifer, Mary Von Almen, Beverly Bendcle, Victor Valley College to present an evening Concluding the concert will be Franz Conine Soto and John Browning of Helen Khatzis, Virginia Little, Kay Reed, of secular and classic choral music Sunday. Schubert's masterpiece. "Mass in E Rat." Redlands, Denise Nannestad and Loren Rod Curry, Don Sharp, Paul bass, Tim Dec. 2. sung by the host Concert Choir. Soloists will Filbeck of San Bernardino, Michael Ridgeway and Jim Rush of Victorville; The program will begin at 8:15 p.m. in the be Carol Woodruff of Highland and Janet Chandler of Highland, and Julie and Janet Cheryl Palmer, Virginia Rush, Joanne Recital Hall of the Creative Arts Building. Otteson of Riverside, soprano: Julie Ot- Otteson. Howard Dexter, Joseph Rego, Solak, Stephanie Brynjolfson, Sharon Luke, Community members and students are in­ teson. of Riverside and Gena Smith, altos; 'hristine Coppinger. Michel Janes. Susan Marilyn Weening, Jo Wood, Mike Osbom, vited to attend at no charge. James Rogers of Crestline and Joseph Rego. ,ich and Pat Sieben. Don Prayer and Tracy Webb of Apple The Cal State Concert Choir and Victor tenors; and John Flaherty of Riverside and The personnel for the Victor V ..ley Col­ Valley; Valley College Singers will begin the evening Robert Horn, basses. lege Singers, directed by Thomas E. Miller, Terri Cadger and Craig Bradley of with Heinrich Schutz's "Psalm 150" for the Members of the Cal State Concert Choir, Hesperia, Randy McCauley of Adelanto, double choir. directed by Loren Filbeck, include: Cheryl and Jamie Wilhite, no address available. "Regina Coeli," a bright and fast-paced Cottone, Stephen Kirkwood, Joseph Rego. Pianist Performs worii by Mozart, will be sung by the Concert Rose Alejandre. Robin Perry. Susan Rich by Roxieanne Largely Choir. Heard in solo parts will b; Carol and Lee Ann Roberts, all of San Bernardino; Juan Hidalgo, an excellent pianist, gave a Eyster, Riverside, soprano: Gena Smith, Carol Eyster. Julie and Janet Otteson. strong performance while playing different Fonatna, alto: Joseph Rego, San Bernar­ Christine Coppinger. Michel Jarries, John kinds of music. dino, tenor; and Robert Horn, Victorville, Flaherty and Tim Garvin, all of Riverside; He plays a microestructuras with a very bass. Elicia Pedroza. Hugh Jackson. Constan- good tone. Hidalgo played an excellent The featured selection for the Chamber tinos Tellalls and Catherine LeBaigue. all of selection from a contemporary work of Singers will be "Jesu, meine Freude," con­ Rialto: Verna Lessin and Gena Smith of Juarez Preludio. The cords were very dif­ sidered one of Johann Sebastian Bach's best Fontana; ferent but made a big impression on the au­ multi-movement small choral works. Jayne Close of Yucaipa, JoNell Dart of dience. Selections by the WC Singers will be Ned Calimesa, Carol Woodruff of Highland. The two final works were from Chopin Rorem's 'Shout the Glad Tidings," "When Howard Dexter of Oceano, James Rogers of Etudes. Both of these beautiful pieces left a David Heard" by Thomas Weelkes, "Sure Crestline, Debra Griswold of Oxnard, Robert glowing feeling. "A Christmas Carol' on This Shining Night," by Samuel Barber, Horn of Victorville. Emmanuel Humphries Hidalgo has a very unique, distinctive way At The Mark Taper Forum "Shout On," a spiritual arranged by Thomas of Adelanto, Randall Lee of Apple Valley of playing the piano whch is all his own. The Mark Taper Forum rings out the Review decade with rollicking good cheer this holi­ Apocalypse Now day season in its presentation of A Christmas by M.A. Kemenovich Carol, December 13-30. Adapted by Doris Apocalypse Now takes you up the same reason to do what he always intended to do. have time during the several years it took to Baizley. this lively version of the Charlies river Conrad took his narrator in the Heart of In this case, there were six foot waves at the make the movie. Dickens' tale of Scrooge and his ghosts of Darlcness. It is a movie confused by the sup- village for surfing. The helicopters lift off to Brando is supposed to be a Colonel who Christmas Past, Present and Future is per­ 0^ posed, moral issues of Vietnam. Whatever the strident tunes of a bugler playing^ the has run amuck and taken villagers with him formed by ITP (Improvisional Theatre Pro­ 2 they were. Don't go to the movie to find out, Cavalry Charge. Tor a holy war against the bad guys. He is the ject), the Taper's resident ensemble. 2 the writer's don't know either. Approaching-the village in a flight forma- leader wet you aren't sure if he really is in A Christmas Carol will play at the Taper Q What you expect in the movie and what tion almost approximating a Combat As­ control of the situation or whether the Tuesday through Sunday evenings at 7:30 you get are two different things. The general sault, the VC are treated to Wagner's Ride of villagers took him with them. This great in­ p.m. and Saturday and Sunday matinees at who orders Martin Sheen to go up the river the Valkyrie's blasted out on a PA System, tellect, with all the power and thought of 2:30 p m. There will be no performance and kill Brando is portrayed generously. The ground fighting appeared fairly realistic centuries- of civilization has found no better Tuesday. December 25; a matinee is You never get the impression that he is in­ and the boat is allowed to proceed up the answer than unchecke.d barbarism. scheduled for Wednesday,.December 26, at •"p.Ml'. sane or stupid. In an anti-war movie you ex­ river until it comes to an American unit put­ Brando wasn't a prisoner or victim of the pect the generals to be weird. It's faintly ting up a bridge at night under lights. It war. He was a victim of his own delusions of 16 years of age or older; $4.75 for persons disturbing to find a sane one. Sheen goes up seems the Americans put the bridge up every adequacy. So long as he lived, breathed and 15 years and under. Groups of 20 or more the river in a PBR (that isn't really a PBR) night to the VC can blow it up the next day worked in an ordered, structured society and (any age) are $4.50 (Call 213-972-7372.) For ticket information and to charge by with a motley crew of cliches from every This allows a general to report that a par military his brilliance functioned within phone, please call (213) 972-7654. TTY for other Navy war movie. They encounter an ticular highway is never closed, when in ef parameters. When they moved him to a war, the deaf community .s (213) 972-7231; to Air Cavalry Colonel who can't make up his feet, it is hardly ever open. where all the rules were gone and no order charge by TTY, call (213) 972-7658. mind whether he's in the Air Cav or Air­ Everyone knows the VC blew things up at was visible, he fell apart. He didn't fall apart mobile — there is a difference. Sheen needs night and the Americans reconstructed them because of the war but because of an insuffi­ the Colonel to attack a village at the mouth during the day. The soldiers varied from ciency of moral glue. ¥************ of the river so the boat can get past. It is competent to cowardly, a normal range for It is unfair to herald this occasion of moral W GRADUATING SENIORS ^ never explained why the high command reality and.seemingly untouched by insanity. bankruptcy and ignore the more normal, less ^ CAREER OPPORTUNITY ^ didn't know that the VC had the river block­ This boring series of misplaced cliches is brialliant men, who kept themselves together * ed. Why send a boat up a river it can't get to interrupted by occasionally well done shock in the chaos of war. Worker's Compensation when you have so many helicopters around? scenes which stand out remarkably well and I went to see the movie "free" and wonder W Claims Management ¥ The reason is obvious, someone read the serve to lull the viewer into a false sense that if I shouldn't charge the company for wasting ^ Heart of Darkness and remembered that the the film may actually say something. my time. I suggest anyone who wants to see Enter this career through an industry narrator traveled by boat. The Air Cav Col­ They find Brando after travelling through it wait until it comes to TV so that they can sponsored-ten week training/placemen' W onel protests against the attack in a manner a forest of hanging bodies and skulls w^e up at every commercial and get program. You receive $400/month during^ reminiscent of war movies past where the carpeting the^teps of ruins. Brando is sup­ something to eat or drink. Even if you are a training. Following placement, the beginning n character always intends to do what he has posed to be an intellect but the only in­ film buff it would be better to wait until It salary is $1,000-$1,400 per month. Pro- to but does not want to appear foolistily telligent things he says are read from a book started it's $1 a seat tour the lesser ^ January in the Los Angeles brave. He protests until he finds a really odd and not even memorized. 1 guess he didn't theaters. ^ area. ^ The effects are interesting and the film . As a Claims Representative, you coor- itself is polished, professional and well cut dinafe the medical, legal, financial, and iXPERIENCED TY'raST But then, they had several years to put it'^o'^^tional services for workers injured on together. the job for their recoveryrecovery and returnreturn to work. ^ V^ill be filad to tvpe your college •The special effects culminated in a gigantic This is a^ career in a demanding field that ^ papers, theses, resuines. etc. B-52 strike. We called them arclights. This challenges your skills and energy in working accurately and on time. was the climax of the movie with flames and people. ^ dirt flying all over orchestrated to music. I've r more information contact Call 886-2509 (between 10 a 2) seen an arclight. That wasn't an arclight. Dorothy Largay * 1 had that feeling throughout the movie. 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Financial Aid Office SS-143 i This Week In Intramurals intramural Schedule Winter 1980 I Free Throw Contest for Men & Women * s * Monday, Nov. 26, 3 to 5 p.m., Gym M ACTIVITY DAYS SIGN-UPS PLAY BEGINS £ Soccer Kick W&Th OPEN Jan. 2 and 3 J5 * M. Jan. 2-17 18 Men's 3:3 Basketbcill Finals * Ski Olympics F * Tuesday, Nov. 27, 3 to 5 p.m., (^mi Ladies Basketball M 2-18 21 * Co-ed Volleyball M 2-18 21 Co-ed 2:2 Basketball T 2-21 22 Co-ed Flag Football Finals * 2-21 22 I Friday, Nov. 30, 2 p.m.. Fields * Floor Hockey T * Open Basketball W 2-21 23 * Soccer Th 2-22 24 6-person Flag Football Finals * Open Basketball F 2-23 25 Friday, Nov. 30, 3:30 p.m., Fields * Geritol Basketball F 2-23 25 t Racquetball Singles F 2-23 25 * Jacks W Feb. 13-27 Feb. 27 * Sports Trivia W Feb. 20-Mar. 5 Mar. 5 Schlitz/Lakers Clinic T.B.A. Open T.B.A. Blood Drive T.B.A. Open T.B.A. Coed Football All CSCSB students, faculty, staff and active alumni are eligible to participate. Sign-up sheets are posted on the bulletin board in the P.E. Building. For informatin call ext. 7564 or inquire at Room P.E. 124. by Joha Flather* The Village People outdistanced the Moochers 52-8 to advance to the Co-ed Football •••••••••••• Championship. Sonya Jackson and Nancy Ferretti combined for twenty points and George Duncan scored Another Ace! two touchdowns in the win. The Moochers were able to muster only one touchdown by Cap­ tain Dennis Mendonca even though they played hard and at times impressively. November 10th, 3:30 p.m. In helping In the other semi-final playoff game, the defending champs. Waterman Plumbers, held off Dune Ease win the 3rd Annual Budweiser a second half rally by A-Tokay to make the finals with a 42-20 win. The Plumbers outscored Super Sports Tournament. Pegi Roffers A-Tokay 28-6 in the first half and held them to 14 points in the second. became the eighth Intramural Ace in Cal State history. She is the third woman to attain ace status. Pegi's other victories came in Co-ed Flag Football, Co-ed Volleyball Triples, Horseshoes, and the Novelty Relay. Con­ gratulations Pegil! Tokay Edges Pokers; Browns Win

by John Flathers In the most exciting game of the season, Tokay edged the defending champion Pokers Sports Trivia Test 24-20 eliminating them from playoff contention and advancing themselves to the finals. The game see-sawed back and forth and Tokay led at halftime 12-6. The Pokers then proceeded iXjrftjiy tateLifaa finat-mwi^ntc of the game'With a 20-18 lead. by John Flathers, Dan Kapulsky, Mike Curtlss Then, from about the 50 yard line, the Tokay quarterback unloaded a bomb to Bryon 1. Who holds the record for most consecutive games played in the NFL? Waggoner streaking across the middle. At about the goal line Byron jumped between two а. George Blanda B.Mick Tinglehoff C. Merlin Olsen D. Jim Marshall Poker defenders and made a fantastic catch to drop into the end zone for the winning score. 2. Name the four pitchers of the Oakland A's who no-hit the California Angels in 1975. Byron was mobbed by spectators, Tokay, and both teams from the just ended Shandin- A. Vida Blue B. Rollie Fingers C.Glan Abbott D. Catfish Hunter Browns game. Tokay intercepted in the closing seconds to seal the victory. John Bailey. Karl E.Paul LandBlad F. Keri Holtzman Aco'sta, and Ervin Caver scored the other three touchdowns for Tokay. Bill Bain had 8 points 3.. Which Baseball expansion team had the best record in its first year? and Richard Knowlton and John Hale both had 6 in the narrow loss. A, Washington Senators B. Los Angeles Angels C. Houston Colt 45's D. Kansas City In the other semifinal game, the Cal State Browns met Shandin Crazyhouse. The Shandin Royals offense surprised the Browns a bit when they took the opening kickoff and held the ball for 4. Which team won the first two AFL championships? the first seven minutes in the first half to score first. The Shandin defense was able to hold the A. Los Angeles Chargers B. Dallas Texans C. Oakland Raiders D.Houston Oilers Browns to 12 first half points to trail 12-6 at halftime. 5. Who is the all time NFL kick returner? In the second half the Browns proceeded to bust the game wide open scoring five A. Travis Williams B. Mel Renfro C. Gale Sayers , D. Steve Van Buren touchdowns and holding Shandin to one. The final score: 52-12. б. Notre Dame and Ohio State have had the largest number of Heisman Trophy winners. The speed of Anthony Duncan, Ivan Glasco; Kerry Boykins. matched with the arm of Paul Which two colleges are second? Lemire was just too much for Shandin to handle, although Dr. James Person and Robin A.Michigan B. Army C. Navy D.Oklahoma E. USC F, PennSt. Bullington (8 sacks on the tear) put a great rush on Lemire. it didn't affect his pin-point pass­ 7. Which jockey has won the most money in one year? ing enough to make a difference in the game. A. Eddie Arcaro B. Willie Shoemaker C. Darrel McHargue D. Laffit Pincay Standouts for Shandin were Kevin Vidal, who had one touchdown and ran circles around 8. Who was the last 30-game winning pitcher in the major leagues? the Brown secondary, and Eric Rydell who played an outstanding game at cornerback. 9. Which two National League players have won back to back MVP awards in baseball? Shandin Q.B. Rich Jager was missing his favorite target, tight end Lance Schweiter. A. Stan Musial B. Roy Campanella C.Ernie Banks D. Joe Morgan He still threw for two scores; the second to Scott Burnett. Captain John Flathers. Steve 10. What city did the Houston Rockets move from? Fischer, and Tom Cherhoniack all put in sterling blocking performances. Both teams played A.Omaha B.Louisville C.Orlando D. San Diego hard and Shandin is to be commended for playing tough till the very end. 11. What two New York Jet running backs gained over 1000 yards each last year? The championship will be played November 30. at 3:30 on the playing fields. Tokay (6-0) A. Bruce Harper B. Joe Lambeau C. Kevin Long D. Scott Dieking is rated a 2 point favorite over the Browns (6-1) but the outcome could easily go the other 12. What college did Wilt Chamberlain come out of? way. In any case, it should be an exciting, close, and spirited contest so come on out and A. USE B. Kentucky C, Kansas D. No. Carolina St. 13. Which man has jumped over 29 feet in the long jump? watch. A. Willie Banks B. Nobody C. Bob Beamorh D. Jim Foster 14. Who was the first hockey defenseman to lead the league in scoring? A. Phil Esposito B. Bobby Orr C. Bobby Hull D. Gordie Ho*ve 15. Wrtgley Field is the oldest stadium in the National League. What stadium is the second oldest? Expand and Get REP' ed.M I: Intramural Events Wind Up Play ^udents, Faculty , • Staf f and: their , spouses are invited to ' participate in "''EXPAND'* > -the Rtoreatibnal Instruction Pro- ^am nert: goarter.' Special interest classes are offered at Badminton Doubles Women's Tennis a notiinal fee in area^ • ranging frm darkroom j^otography to Tee Chavenukool and Nid Ladsuwan Adria Klein is heavily favored over the Frisbee. The non-profit program, which enphasizes hobbies overcame a determined bid by Ghris winner between Jan Moran and Michelle and non-athletic forms of recreation, is designed to supple­ Grenfeld and Melinda Sims to capture the Longo. Adria was undefeated in regular ment existing courses offered through Continuing Education co-ed Badminton Doubles championship. season play. and the regular curriculum. (No college credit may be Men's Tennis earned.) A ocmplete listing of courses will be available at Racquetball Doubles the P.E.& Pec. Office, the Student Union or the Activities Gordon McGinnis and Val Devlin Pete Schaefer out dueled John Azvedo Office at the beginning of Winter Quarter 1980. For more outlasted their nearest rivals to claim victory 6-2. 6-2, to capture the men's terinis singles information, contact Joe Long (Intramurals) and Jeanne in this year's Racquetball doubles tourney. title. Schaefer, who was undefeated, com­ Hogenson (Activities). Devlin remarked* "It would have been nice if mutes all the way from Beaumont for In­ more teams had entered." tramurals. (He also takes a few classes.) COLLEGE BASKETBALL PREVIEW ATTENTION SKIERS! MAMMOTH MEETING Intramural Ski Olympics There will be a pre- Looking back at last year's NCAA basket­ by Mike Curtiee trip'meeting for the ball tournament, it is no wonder that college 8. UCLA. Of all the teams, graduation This year's ski Olympics will be held Fri­ Escape Ski Trip to basketball is one of the most exciting sports. hurt UCLA the most. The Bruins lost 75 per­ day, January 18th, at 1 p.m. at Mt. High in Mammoth on Friday, A look at the championship game — Larry cent of their scoring and still expect to make Wrightwood. December 7, at 1:00pm. Bird leading a small school. Indiana State, it to the playoffs. Larry Brown, the new Lift tickets can be had for $10 for a full day This optional meeting, against "Magic" Johnson and Gregory coach at UCLA, still has some top players or $8 for half the day. will be held in P.E, Kelser and the fancy passing of Michigan back. Kiki Vandeweghe and James Wilkes The registration deadline is Jan. 17th at 5 122. Major topics for State — would show that college basketball will help the Bruins to another Pac-10 cham­ p.m. There will be men and women's divi­ discussion will be is the sport of the 80's. pionship. With a great recruiting year. UCLA sions and beginner and open classes. T-shirts It is also a topsy-turvy sport. Besides the has the makings of another dynasty. will be awarded in each class with five or housing and food. UCLA dynasty, there really has been no 9. North Caroiina. Mike O'Koren. All- more participants. school in recent years to dominate. As a American last year, lead the Tar Heel* this It will be run on a slalom course so wax up matter of fact, although the two finalist in last season. Along with O'Koren and A1 Wood them skiis and go up the mountain January year's tournament, . have only lost three (17.8 points per game) the Tar Heels 18th. starters from their teartis, they are both recruited James Worthy, a high school All unranked by any major polls. It is only fair to American from Gastonia N,.C. With another point out, though, the three they lost were freshman. Jimmy Braddock, running the three of the best in the nation last year, Bird, plays, North Carolina could not have Answers To Sports Trivia Johnson and Kelser. enough experience to challenge this year. Graduation has not hit too many teams, Another problem is they are in the same con­ however. Only UCLA has really been hurt ference (the Atlantic Coast) as Duke. >iD!jsa|puB3 gx iiQ '^qqoa t7l by it. This year, there are so many fine 10. St. John's. If there is a surprise this players returning that picking a top ten seem­ year, it would be St. John's. After shocking LMZ.6Z) uiouieag qog £1 ed to be naming last year's playoffs. The best everyone and making the Eastern regional sesueyi zi 6ui>ja|Q H035 puB 5uo"i uma>f • x x thing about it is that I won't be here next finals last year, this year should be easier. quarter so 1 won't hear the flak if I am wrong. They return the five starters but also their oSaiQ UBS 01 ub5joj^ aop puB s>iueg aiuig 5 1. DePaul. After making the final four for starters, but there will be some competition the first time in at least 30 years, DePaul for a forward spot. Curtis Redding, a transfer (9-ie) "Ibqdw <^uuaa '8 anSiBH^w paiBQ ^ comes back losing only -two starters. For­ from Kansas State, already, says one pro (qoea g) BUioqei^io puB /iiuiy 9 tunately one of them isn't Mark Aguirre {24 coach, "is a pro prospect rjght now". He points per game). With a fine recruiting averaged 18.4 points as a freshman at KSU. (9202) saaiSBS ^I^O S season the Blue Demons will be right around The NCAA has expanded the playoffs to saa|!o uojsnoH i? spBuv V I e the top. 48 teams. There will be a lot more excite­ (pjooai anBeai aoteui e) pB|qpuB-j 'Hoqqy 'saaBuy 'anjg 3 2. Notre Dame. The Irish have four of ment this year and a lot more competitive­ their five starters back including. Kelly ness. Still with the talent they have. De Paul (992( |[BqsjBW ujif X Tripucka, Why the Irish aren't number 1 is should end up as Number 1 with a host of that they will have to rely on a freshman other schools hot on their trail. center and for every game a new starting J line-up is used. 3. Kentuck];. With a new center TV Sam Bowie and seven of eight top players back, by RUM Castle Turkey Trot A Huge Success Kentucky has a very good chance to go all The Turkey Trot was held Wednesday the way, especially when one of those and Thursday, November 14th and 15th at players is Kyle Macy, probably the best 4:00 behind the Gymnasium. The length of playmaker guard in ^e game, the course was 5 km or 3.1 miles winding 4. Ohio State. With one of the best centers through the fields and foothills behind in basketball, Herb Williams, and the best school. The first place winners were: John recruit from the midwest, Clark Kellogg, the DonneHy for the men with a time of 19:05, Buckeyes will be a big challenger for the na­ Renee Radzykewcz was the winner for the tional title. If they had another guard to go women with a finishing time of 23:52. All with Kelvin Ransey, Ohio State would be the total there were 34 men and 15 women run­ team to beat. ners in the two day event. Sandy Carter also 5- Louisui7/e. Probably the most exciting win a T-shirt by being the closest to her team in college basketball, the Cardinals predicted time (35.00) and finishing with bring back three of their starters. With a fan­ 35.03 (a difference of only 3 seconds.) tastic recruiting year and Darrell Griffith, the Other top finishers were: Chuck Talmadge, "Doctor Dunkenstein" and other top players Reg Price, Robert Meza and Eric Rydell for back, Louisville will challenge. the man who all finished under 20:00. For 6. Dulce. After a disappointing season last the women Sharon Hazleton and Rebecca year, they were picked to go all the way, the Bowman who finished under 30:00. Blue Devils return with four starters and TURKEY TROT - 1979 strength in rebounding. Mike Fminski and Most Accurate Predictions Gene Banks lead the Blue Devils, who have Name Error to find a playmaker guard to become a major Sandy Carter ;03 threat this year. Russ Castle :13 7. Louis/ana State. If any team deserves to Rosura Sanchez :16 be a dark horse this year, it is LS. Returning Jim Pierson :19 four starters- and a player who sat out last Reg Price :23 season due to injury, Durand Macklin (19.0 Troy Padgett :28 points per game in 1977-78), the Tigers Renee Radzykewycz :32 seem to be able to go far this season. Their Georgia McCrory :44 only drawback is that they are in the same The Turkey Trot gets off to a big start. John Donnelly :45 conference as Kentucky, the Southeastern. Tom Cherhoniak :47

Bozos 1. Story concerning late T-Td radcsir. paychecks;. a. Pat Quamstrom did not at­ tend the meeting. It was a different Where your friertds meet Pat. (There are so many different BARN'100MONTH Thursi »Nite Pat's in Accounting, we can't keep WITH NO EFFORT AND LITTLE BOTHER11 them all straight.) b. Mr. Sapronetti states that PIONEER PLASMA CENTER Pitchat of Boer: $1.25 Just Donate Plasma & Help Others he never said he'd get President Hot Dogs: .30 & Earn At The Some Time. Pfau to write a letter. At most It CAU FOR APPOINTMENT OR FOR MORE INFORMATION would be the business manager. Famous Buroers — Fireside Lounge — Chili- 586 W 6th St. San Bernordina Pool Tables — Pinball — Games Even at that he prefers and feels it Party Keg Beer Available with Dispenser is obligation to perform his job 88$>4174 And Wine to Go. without such help. 2. Some of the art pages had the Your Hoats: Bill and Mareia ceramic bag upside down and B42 Kendall Dr. others right side up. No one knows •SS-4917 how the printers managed that. PART TIME JOBS CALENDAR' CLASSIFIEDS PRIVATE PARTY NEEDS TO BUY The following jobs are available at the furniture & refrigerator and other TUESDAY, November 27 time the PawPrint goes to press and are LOOKING FOR SHELTER? How household appliances. Will give them Christmas Job Fair, 10 to 2, Outside Commons off campus unless otherwise indicated. about renting this new two-bedroom For more information, please contact the the same good care you did! Christian Life Club, 12 to 1 p.m., S.U. Mtg. Rm. A two-story condo in Fontana, close to Career Planning anii Placement Center, Call Gayle at 684-8218 ANYTIME or Disabled Student Services Rap Session, 1 to 3, S.U. Senate Fwy. 10 with all extras, including kit­ SS-116. leave name and number for me to EARLY MORNfNO PHLEBOTOMIST: Stu­ chen appliances, washer, dryer, air, Chambers return call at Victory Press, 883-0105. Health Center Open House, 2 to 4, Health Center dent needed from 5:30 A.M. to 7:30 A.M. pool, jacuzzis, lighted tennis courts, from four to six days per week to draw and lots of privacy. At $350 per Volleyball Club, 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.. Gym blood from patients. No experience is A Wassail bowl Is a bowl used for necessary, the the position pays $4.43 per month, two roommates could make Groupo de Danza Folklorico, 6 to 8, SUMP the mixing and serving of wassail. hour. No. 208 this a beautiful arrangement! Call (714) ON CAMPUS STUDENT ASSISTANTrStu- 794-5267 after 5 p.m. for details. WEDNESDAY, November 28 dent is needed who is good with all office LDSSA, 7:30 to 8:30, Lc.211 skills — typing, filing, copying and col­ ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH YOUR MEChA, 12 to 1 p.m., LC-204 lating materials. Position pays S3.28 per AUDITIONING NOW for lead PRESENT FINANCIAL SITUATION? hour. No. 206. vocalist who plays bass guitar or Phi Chi. 12 to 1 p.m., BI-321 Most students aren't. I have just CASHIER AND SALES PERSON: 2 posi­ keyboard. 4 piece group playing classy come upon an excellent opportunity Players of the Pear Garden, 12 to 1 p.m., CA Make-Up Rm. tions: A cashier and a sales person to sell gigs (Queen Mary, etc.) Good money, for earning extra income in just a few sportswear and furnishings are needed for Student Recital, 12 to 1, Recital Hall hours a week. I am looking for fellow the Christmas season. Positions each pay mostly weekends, prospect needs good Art Club, 12 to 1, Speaker: Julius Kaplan, SUMP $2.90 per hour and sales position also gets stage prresence. Call Ellen Manka. students who will work with me on this fantastic idea. Please call Publications Board, 12:30 to 1:30, S.U. Mtg. Rm. A commission. No. 203 883-7807, for audition time. Pearly WRESTLING fNSTRUCTOA: Person with 882-8440, AS Rules Committee. 4 to 5, S.U. Senate Chambers Roads Band. wrestling background needed on weekday Acrobatics Club, 6:30-8 p.m.. Gym afternoons to work instructing elementary age lx>ys in the art of wrestling. Position Elephant Stew Grupo de Danza Folklorico, 8 to 10, SUMP If Christ were alive today, there Is pays 40 percent of class income. No. 201. One Elephant Medium Size Wind Ensemble, starts at 8:15, Recital hall WORK STUDY JOBS AVAILABLE at the one thing he most assuredly Two Rabbits (optional) THURSDAY, November 29 physical plant for custodians and window would not be and that is a Chris­ Salt and Pepper to taste washers. Must be eligible 'for the work tian. Mark Twain Cut Elephant into bite size pieces Newman Club Rep, 11:30 to 1:30, S.U. Lounge ^ study program Apply in the Financial Aid (should take about two months) Ski club, 12 to 1, S.U. Mtg. Rm. B. WANTED TO BUY — good used car. Brown Gravy to Cover Committee for Clubs, 12 to 1, S.U. Senate Chambers UNIRED FIELD THEORY stationwagon (would consider van or Cook over keroserie fire about four In the beginning there was Aristotle, Black Student Union, 12 to 1, S.U. Mtg. Rm. A small truck) — musj be mechanically weeks at 456 degrees. And objects at rest tended to remain Acrobatics Club, 2:30 to 5, Gym sound & be checked out by my This'll serve 3800 people. at rest, If more are expected then two rab­ mechanic. Will take over payments if Pi Sigma Alpha, 3 to 5, SUMP And objects in motion tended to bits may be added but only if necessary. Call Gayle at 684-8218 DSS Advisory Committee, 3 to 4:30, S.U. Senate Chambers come to rest. necessary as most people do not like ANYTIME. If no answer please call Newman Club, 3 to 4, S.U. Mtg. Rm. A. And soon everything was at rest, to find a hare in their stew. And God saw it was boring. back. You may also leave your name Volleyball Club, 6:45 to 8:30, Gym After all this work, expect this and number at Victory Press delicious dish to have been served in Campus Crusade, 6:30 to 8, S.U. Lounge Then God created Newton, 883-0105. and 1 will call you back. the commons the day before. Alumni Association, 7:30 to 9:30, S.u. Senate Chambers And objects at rest tended to remain It is advised that you not invite any Woodpushers Anonymous, 7:30 to 11:30, S.U. Mtg. Rm. A. at rest. TUNNEL RAM CHEVY $200 or best agents of the Environmental Protec­ But objects in motion tended to re­ offer tion Agency to your dinner. (You may FRIDAY, Nov. 30 main in motion, TWO DISH MAGS 14x7 For Ford or need a lawyer) LAST DAY OF CLASSES And energy was conserved and Chrysler $20 momentum was conserved and mat­ Grupo de Danza Folklorico, 12 to 1, SUMP BLACK TARP for a mini pickup Wanted. Cheapie car imported for ter was conserved. truck snap on $60 or best offer. Call college kid. Call James at 883-8558. Economics Club, 3 to 5, gym And God saw that it was conser­ 887-7423 and ask for Kim Nelson. Movie: "A Clockwork Orange", 3, 6 and 9 p.m., SUMP vative. UNFURNISHED HOUSE FOR Students Needed for phone or door SATURDAY, December 1 Then God created Einstein, Rent: Cute, 1 bedroom with extra to door work registering people for Children's Film Festival, 11 to 5, SUMP And everything was relative. room; stove, carpets, drapes incl. the Libertarian Party. 684-1419 or And fast things became short, Carport, and small yard. $225 plus 797-4919. SUNDAY, December 2 And straight things became curved, electricity; $100 security deposit. Concert Choir and Chamber Singers, starts at 8:15, Recital hall And the universe was filled with iner- Close to Cal State; call 886-5908 MONDAY, December 3 tial frames. after 5 on weekdays and all day on TIRED OF BROWN-BAGGING IT? But God saw that it was relatively weekends. Try something different at the Com­ FINALS general, but some of it was especial­ mons. Meal Tickets $11 value for ly relative. Art Club Christmas Sale, 10 to 6. S.U. Patio and SUMP LOST: Black Music Folder contain­ $10. See Cashier. ing contrabass sheet music. Call Then God created Bohr, 886-2793 or contact Music Depart­ Wassail means to carouse, to sing TUESDAY, December 4 And there was the principle. ment — Reward and Its also a drink served In early FINALS And the principle was quantum. England which helped the tongue And all things were quantified. Veteran's Admission Seminar, 8 to 3:30, LC-500 (North) A Yule Log Is a large log brought overcome any reluctance to sing­ But some things were relative. ceremoniously into the house and Art Club Christmas Sale, 10 to 6, S.U. Patio and SUMP ing^ And God saw that it was confusing. placed in the fireplace. It is lit with WEDNESDAY, December 5 a portion of the previous year's log Then God was going to create House trailer for sale, all set up in FINALS and In turn a portion Is saved for Furgeson, the next year. The custom has San Bernardino Park. $4800. Art Club Christmas Sale, 10 to 6, S.U. Patio and SUMP And Furgeson would have unified. gone out of practice due to the Spfce $65/mo. Call 783-2756. Alpha Kappa Psi, 12 to 1, S.U. Mtg. Rm. A And he would have fielded a theory. declining size of fireplaces. It is And all would have been one, used as the foundation of a fire Private party wishes to buy a THURSDAY, December 6 But it was the seventh day. around which people sit and pass reasonably priced Model A Ford in FINALS And God rested. the wassail bowl. restorable condition. Contact Joe Newman Club Rep., 11:30 to 1;30, S.U. Lounge And objects at rest tend to remain at Labita at 797-8908 or leave Campus Crusade, 6:30 to 8, S.U. Lounge rest. INTERESTED IN TRADITIONAL message. Woodpushers Anonymous, 7:30 to 11:30, S.U. Mtg. Rm. A. JUDAISM? Call 882-0723 any day Found on a portion of one of the It is easily proven that history is a except Saturday. Cal State Stu­ Dead Sea Scrolls figment of each historian's imagina­ FRIDAY, December 7 dent interested in hosting weekly tion, tempered by an agreed-upon NO FINALS (except Friday only classes) The first Christmas card was informal get-togethers. body of quasi-facts which exist Nothing Scheduled designed by John Horsley in 1843. A thousand were sold for a shilling because no one bothered to dispute SATURDAY, December 8 apiece. Although a "penny post" If you want steady or extra $; them and because they were so TYPIST needed for papers, thesis, cataclysmic or obvious that no one NO FINALS (except for Saturday only classes) was created in 1840, It wasn't until 1870, when the half penny post etc. Pay is open. Call Jack at could reasonably deny that ,. Nothing Scheduled began, that Christmas cards 88-24411. something, at any rate, happened. caught on. I —L. MacPike MK PERSON NEEDED TO CARPOOL attention students, faculty & staff from Redlands to CSCSB area (North-Park School) Must arrive by 8 In The Union and leave between 3-5. M-F. CAN D. Machoul, 886-5287. 8-3 M-F.

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FLEETWOOD MAC, excellent tickets Dec. 5 at the Forum. Call Andy. 883-9785. Leave message or try again 11 to 5 if I'm gone. Saturday FREE KITTEN. Landlord out to kill. Dec. 1 _CflliS82-4063. ri IT TYPING — done in my home on an in the IBM selectrlc. Pick-up and deliver. Student Union Reasonable rates. Call (i) € 3.3fi-?4Qn r^orH^erkel??' bring sack lunch (fruit drinks & snacks provided) The world is round. Friday — Movie My head is round. 50 cent donation per child This may sound profound, 3, 6 and 9 p.m. But so is a ball. sponsored by AS Activities & Child Care Center —Linus