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this week Tad Pad blasts off into space THE GROVE PANEL ON MRS DEGREE
The University of Mississippi will hold a symposium on the prospect of what an MRS. degree would bring to the Oxford campus.
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PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY VICTORIA BOATMAN | The Daily Mississippian NEWS The Tad Smith Coliseum floats in space as it runs out of rocket fuel. The arena, which left the Ole Miss campus late Thursday evening, has since been spotted by NASA and amateur stargazers. The Basketball Practice Facility will hold all further basketball events until Ole Miss can build a new arena in its place. GOO GOO DOLLS COME TO THE GROVE
BY PAUL KATOOL derwater Basket Weaving ma- until it was officially renamed about a new arena. Sports Editor jor from Madison. “I turned C.M. “Tad” Smith Coliseum Nonetheless, it appears the around and I couldn’t believe on March 25, 1972. Ole Miss men’s and women’s Bush league — Poorly lit my eyes — the Tad Pad was The facility was renovated basketball teams will have to — Inadequate — Prone to shooting off into space. over the summer, but was find a alternate home court for precipitation — Outdated “I mean nobody really liked harshly criticized after rain the 2011-12 season unless the — Embarrassing. the thing, but dang, that was leaked onto the court and Tad Pad touches back down. unreal.” forced the Lady Rebels to cut a Fortunately, the Basketball Over the years the C.M. The administration of the Practice Facility, located on the “Tad” Smith Coliseum has Ole Miss athletics department corner of Coliseum Drive and garnered these accolades and and coaches declined to com- Hill Drive, has volunteered to more. ment on the matter, but did We are currently in the take over the Tad Pad’s duties. Late Thursday night the release this statement through process of gathering facts in “Look, the Tad Pad is up in home of Ole Miss men’s and a University spokesman: regard to Thursday night’s space, so I’ll gladly play host to incident. In no way did we women’s basketball teams de- “We are currently in the pro- games next season,” the Bas- SPORTS cided to do something about cess of gathering facts in regard “know that C.M. “Tad” Smith ketball Practice Facility said. LOCKETT CLEARED FOR it. to Thursday night’s incident. Coliseum was equipped with “Fans can line the walls — it’ll Witnesses say that about In no way did we know that rocket engines and had the be just like Duke’s stadium, SIXTH YEAR AS REBEL 10 p.m. the Tad Pad rumbled C.M. “Tad” Smith Coliseum capability to travel into space. just a bit more claustrophobic. from side to side as flames ex- was equipped with rocket en- University spokesperson “And no, I had no role in the ploded from its underbelly. gines and had the capability to Tad Pad blasting off into space. Within five minutes, the col- travel into space. I promise. Look, I’m telling iseum was airborne as it blasted “What we do know is that the truth.” into the clouds, past the ozone this is an isolated incident — game short in February versus At the time of publica- and into outer space. Vaught-Hemingway Stadium the University of Tennessee. tion, NASA was unable to be Rebel the Black Bear had doesn’t plan on leaving any- Rumors have swirled in re- reached by phone regarding one of the few eyewitness ac- time soon. cent months about the creation the Tad Pad’s exploits. counts. “It is also believed that the of a new basketball coliseum NASA did release a statement “I was out climbing trees Tad Pad poses no danger to that would double as a multi- on its website that relayed this in the Confederate Cemetary national security.” purpose facility. message from the now orbiting behind the Tad Pad when I The Coliseum opened its With the Tad Pad orbiting facilty: heard the loudest noise I’ve doors on Feb. 21, 1966 and the moon, the University may Said the Tad Pad: “I’m just ever heard,” said Rebel, an Un- was known as Rebel Coliseum finally have to do something chillin’.” OPINION
OPINION | 4.1.11 | THE DAILY MISSISSIPPIAN | PAGE 2
CAROLINE LEE editor-in-chief
EMILY ROLAND managing editor
BY JOSH CLARK LANCE INGRAM Cartoonist city news editor
CAIN MADDEN campus news editor
VICTORIA BOATMAN enterprise editor
AMELIA CAMURATI opinion editor
EMILY CEGIELSKI lifestyles editor
PAUL KATOOL sports editor
ALEX EDWARDS photography editor
KATIE RIDGEWAY design editor
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PATRICK HOUSE business manager
GEORGE BORDELON KEATON BREWER ALEX METTE ALEX PENCE Fridays No Longer account executives ROBBIE CARLISLE KELSEY DOCKERY LIBBI HUFF By now, it’s a safe assumption ON YOUTUBE EVER! They’re just jealous that their the Paul Finebaum show to SARA LOWREY that everyone, his brother and his Over 1,160,000 people have friends didn’t have driver’s li- complain about how Cam and creative assistants brother’s cousin’s sister’s dog have viewed her video and clicked the censes and convertibles in eighth Auburn “wuz cheetin’, PAW- heard of the wonderful contribu- “thumbs down” button signify- grade. WWL,” how they just had to be, tion to the art and music world ing their disapproval. And because they weren’t because one person couldn’t be S. GALE DENLEY that is Rebecca Black’s “Friday.” Bieber’s “Baby” music video friends with a rapper at that age. that good. One even went so far STUDENT MEDIA BY BRANDON With lyrics as cutting edge as only has 1,150,000 dislikes! Really, all this outrage is just as to poison a beloved group of CENTER: IRVINE “gotta have my bowl, gotta have Clearly, he is less untalented and silly. trees in rage. Columnist PATRICIA cereal” and asking the age-old hated by YouTube. It’s just a song, Internet. So, listen up, all you haters. THOMPSON question, “Which seat should I Also, Justin has never had the A lot of y’all would kill to have You may think Rebecca is slow director and faculty take?”, Rebecca is appropriately honor of being mocked by not- the kind of attention Rebecca’s and stupid for her lyrics, half of adviser being hailed as a 13-year-old pop ed basic cable comedian Daniel getting, even if it was all from which simply tell you the days prodigy princess. Tosh, like Rebecca has. haters. of the week, which you learned ARVINDER SINGH KANG Everywhere except the Inter- Justin didn’t find fame until he Just ask Cam Newton. He from Elmo and/or Barney at manager of media net. was 15, while Rebecca is only 13 has more experience with haters least 10 years ago. technology From YouTube to Memebase and WAY more famous than Jus- just because he trolled the entire You may think it’s cute to to 4chan and beyond, Rebecca’s tin Bieber. Southeastern Conference from make awkward .gifs and memes DYLAN PARKER brilliant achievement is being Justin also shies away from the beginning of the 2010-11 about the sheer “juvenile-ness” of creative/technical denigrated as “not even remotely negative attention, but Rebecca football season until he raised “Friday.” supervisor OK,” “epic fail” and “worse than confronts it straight on, refusing the Bowl Championship Series You’d be stretching the realms DARREL JORDAN Justin Bieber.” to bow to pressure from “hat- National Championship Trophy of reasonableness if you began chief engineer Worse than Justin Bieber!? ers” to take down her video from in Glendale, Ariz. this January. petitioning the renaming of Fri- Oh, XmyXdyingXheartX, how YouTube. Everyone was super-jealous of day to “Chipday,” just so her MELANIE WADKINS little you know! Anyone who says Rebecca is his superhuman athletic ability song wouldn’t make sense any- advertising manager In fact, Rebecca has achieved untalented and a worse singer and will to win and score touch- more. STEPHEN GOFORTH something that pathetic Cana- than the Asian girl from “Glee” down after touchdown for the But you’re just haters, and broadcast manager dian hack and his funny hair will is just a hater who wishes they WarTigerPlainsmenEagles of you’re jealous, so LEAVE RE- never achieve: Her music video is had the attention and fame that Auburn. Multiple haters spent BECCA ALONE! LEAVE HER the MOST DISLIKED VIDEO Rebecca does at age 13. hours upon hours calling into ALONE!
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were no machines, electricity or with the show, all you need to much we used to get done every Throw your useless laptops even language (when we started know is that if not for tech- day. with every episode of “House” communicating is when every- nology, the show would have If I were traveling on foot and “CSI” in the trash. thing started to fall apart). made sense and Daniel Faraday (wheels and carts reek of tech- Toss your digital camera with Let’s look at this logically: (among hundreds more) would nology as well), I would have all the pictures of your newborn Who are the happiest people be alive. Face it: Man was meant all the time in the world to get nephew in the garbage heap. BY MATTHEW HENRY Columnist on TV? to live in the wild, to have to all that I need done. Hurl every light bulb, every Right, the cast of “Gilligan’s hunt for his dinner on a daily There is nothing that modern car and every simple machine Island.” basis and to die due to a spider technology can do that I cannot (pulleys, levers, wedges, etc.) Do not get me started on If you ask me, they were bite at the ripe old age of 17. do on my own with a little hard out of your sight. technology. blessed to be able to escape the Who would ever want some- work. Most importantly, you need Every single one of human- evils of electronics. They all thing like a smartphone? Sending email? I can deliver to take your iPhone, Android, ity’s problems can be traced survived relatively well for al- Being able to access the en- that same message on foot in Palm, Nokia or Razr phone and back to some form of technol- most 100 episodes and none of tirety of humanity’s knowledge some multiple of the time it throw it into a river. ogy. Think about it: You can- them died. at the touch of a button? Being takes to type and send one on After all, it will be easier for not have a war without weap- How about “Lost”? The crew able to take a picture of that your precious computer. the coming aliens to take over ons, and you cannot waste all of of Oceanic Flight 815 (the spider that bit you and search Anything your MacBook can your little blue planet... your productive time on video numbers, more awful things Google for what kind it is? do, I can do better and utilize I mean, as a fellow human I games without game consoles. created by technology) had a Using your phone’s GPS to more resources and time while I know you will feel much better I cannot name a single scien- stroke of good luck when they help you get to the nearest hos- am at it (you are welcome). All and be a happier person if you tific advancement that has ever stumbled upon the Island. pital once the spider inevitably of those pesky defenses are use- just throw out everything that made me or anyone else any The moment they start to bites you? Not I. less and a waste of energy. could possibly repel any sort of better off or happier. use technology, everyone dies. I very much like having the So, the question stands: alien invasion. Imagine for a second if there Everyone dies because of tech- town bard follow me around What are we going to do about That is what I, a human and were no scientific advancement nology (that is how I read the singing my favorite songs (only this scourge that is draining our in no way an impostor from an- or technological progress. finale). the best of Journey); I do not very life force? other planet, think you should Life was better when there For those of you not familiar need an iPod. Think about how Simple. Throw it all away. do. Command of the Mullet
member of the town sports a way there, makes for some very THE mullet. strange visuals on this end. LARG E PEPPERONI That’s right, a mullet. But who am I to argue with When I first read this article increased stamina? I suppose if in the L.A. Morning Gazette, I the wives, girlfriends, signifi- had to actually peruse it twice. cant others and employers are BY ANGELA ROGALSKI Then I had to do it again. It happy, I have no reason to voice Columnist didn’t get any better. The article concern. $4.99 stated that the male members of Yet I feel compelled to point BIG READY TO GO UNTIL 10 PM the town had made a collective out a couple things: 1) Their PICK UP ONLY Not since 1992 and “Achy decision to follow their leader, idol’s “stamina” sort of fizzled Breaky Heart” has the mullet Mayor Carlisle Dupree, in this out publicly; albeit privately, been popular. most honorable vision. according to some things I’ve 662-236-3030 The “business in the front, It seems Dupree feels the read, the guy has stayed pretty . ACKSO A . party in the back” hairstyle mullet hairstyle frees men to be active. 2) His rejuvenation was has been around since the ‘60s less inhibited, in turn making due to his daughter (gulp, a DEAL and ‘70s, but Billy Ray Cyrus them better husbands, fathers mere female?) who made it to (you remember him, Miley’s and citizens in general. the top by wearing a wig, not dad) made the cut something OK, if the mayor says so. a mullet. of a sexual moniker that drove In fact, the article stated that Does anyone else see the women young and old wild since the implementation of point? I certainly hope not, be- when the song came out. the mullet’s command, as the cause there really isn’t one — It had nothing to do with the townspeople call the movement not for wearing a mullet any- way he danced around on stage, (for lack of a better word...al- way. I’m sure. His effect on females though cult comes to mind), The word mullet should only depended solely on how much the quality of life in Forreal has be associated with the finned mousse his perfectly-cut hair drastically improved. Stamina species that surely wouldn’t dare could withstand. at work and home has increased mousse one scale on their spiny Sure, it did. by, the quote read, “leaps and little bodies. For the sake of argument bounds.” And why would they after (and this story), the assump- No percentages there for all the mockery the haircut has tion that the mullet was behind comparison, but I guess with a had to endure, no matter how the driving success of our one- population of little more than well-deserved? hit wonder boy makes the town 1,000, they really don’t need So, to the people of Forreal of Forreal, Calif., a little more percentages. What they need is all I can say is this: Try throw- understandable and a little less good counseling, but that’s an- ing long, blonde wigs on all odd. other story. your daughters. Forreal, a small community The fact that more than half With Hannah in retirement, 40 miles north of L.A., has the population, again according who knows what might hap- a unique feature: Every male to the article, is bald or on its pen?
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NEWS | 4.1.11 | THE DAILY MISSISSIPPIAN | PAGE 4 Construction plans approved for new high school
BY MALLORY SIMERVILLE Most of the exterior building de- The Daily Mississippian sign has been decided on, but the interior designing has not yet be- Earlier this week, the Oxford gun. Planning Commission approved “We pretty much settled on a the site plan for the construction somewhat traditional design for on a new $30 million high school. the exterior, and we are just look- This will allow the start of the ad- ing forward to moving into the in- vertising process to clear the land terior portion,” said Brian Harvey, for the school. assistant superintendent. “We are The school will be built in the in the programming stage trying to Oxford Commons across the street make sure that we have the classes from the Oxford Conference Cen- that we want to offer and we’ve got ter and near the intersection of Sisk the square footage to cover those Ave. and Highway 7. classes.”
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