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fr- ' i Pm sure people see me as a screaming redhead with big boobs, but Pve got things to say n d a m w a s ® ! * 7 ARTSWEEK CONTEST P. 7BÜ! U T need to find somewhere that’ll do you’re good, but that’s not a story.*” I me a good bleach.... It’s peroxide at Looking back it seems strange how a band "*■ the moment. I had it bleached for THE LONG AND with fantastic tunes and what is actually a years, but then I gave it a rest for six months fantastic story behind the band members ’cos it all started to turn into like Barbie Doll WINDING ROAD themselves didn’t merit 1,000-word articles hair, snapping off and that, but nowit’s back and cover stories. Frontman Crispin Hunt’s on the old blond. Blond’s do have more fun, JOLIE LASH GOES ON AND ON ABOUT THE LONGPIGS own story is such an amazing tale of human I’ve discovered.” I triumph that you’d expect him to have not only hundreds of Longpigs bassist, the once brown-coiffed Simon Stafford, I press clippings about it, but an autobiography in progress is on the phone in Charleston, N.C., and he’s talking about I and a deal with Hollywood for motion-picture rights. his hair. Main songwriter Crispin’s story starts out with a child- ”1 don’t like having [fluorescent] red hair. I had red hair I hood spent in gaiety on a self-sufficient hippy farm, “where for a while. That’s too much. That’s ... just too over the top I we all ate our own lambs and grew our own chickens and attention-seeking. But bleached hair — it’s not quite as out­ things and harvested our own feast.” Here he spent hours landish. I think it just makes people think that there’s some­ playing in the garden, where he would often break out into thing to you, you know, it’s like something they can see. I f s musical numbers for his younger brother and sister. land of weird.” As he got older he used his natural musical abilities to All right, all right, I did ask him about it, but if you had write charming pop songs, and then recruited Richard to been on the road on an almost never-ending tour since 1995 play guitar, Simon to take on the bass and Dee Boyle to do wouldn’t you want to talk about something a bit off the wall? L the drums for his band. Wouldn’t the thought of actually being asked about some­ Despite the fact that Simon played drums, guitar and key­ thing other than how your band got their name get you going boards, but no bass when he was recruited, he knew that as well? And who doesn’t love a good hair horror story? - Crispin was a young man who had something special going If their impassioned song “On and On,” a twisted yet fra­ for him. gile indie rock ballad with its chorus of “and I wish you would “Crispin came up to me one time at a party and said, leave me/ and I wish you would go/ and I wish you didn’t 8 ‘Look, all the bass players I know are idiots or can’t play or need me/ and I wish I didn’t love you so,” wasn’t about love- * [are] too dull. Can you learn the bass guitar and join the hate relationships, it would be about how long the Longpigs I band, please?’ ’Cos at that time he’d had a lot of record com- have been on the road. rpany interest in his demos that he’d made and I was like In April o f1996, when I first met the Sheffield, England- 3 ‘Yeah, OK, let*s go see what happens.”1 based band, guitarist Richard Hawley estimated that they CLOCKWISE: CRISPIN, DEE, SIMON AND RICHARD 9 Crispin’s group quickly signed to a UK branch of Elektra had played some 280 gigs in 13 months. A year and a half la­ rand recorded an album. And then the first of several blows ter, that total is probably now close to 500. pigs no choice but to get out and play, hard. struck: The record company, due to too many bad film se­ W ith virtually no press support, the Longpigs had to tour. “Most bands land of buy themselves onto front covers and quels, went belly up and the Longpigs were left high and dry. In order to get their fantastic original sound — a unique we really didn’t want to do that,” Simon recalls. “Also we “We had a record deal and it was all new to us and we were blend of frank, eclectic and at times disturbing pop melodies didn’t really have a kind of instant image that you could get all Wahoo!’— going out for meals with people with alligator and lyrics — heard, they had bring it to the people them­ an angle on like a lot of the bands of the time — bands that shoes and things, and then we recorded an album and it was selves. W hen they first introduced themselves to Britannia, you’ve completely forgotten now [who] had pretty shiny just about to come out and the record company closed down. properly (in 1995), their lack of an image, when image was shirts... or a particular sort of hairdo that was likely to get re­ everything to boring old British press junkies, left the Long­ cords sold. So the press would say ‘Yeah we like you. Yeah See PIGS, p.4A 2A Thursday, December 4,1997 Daily Nexus To Elspeth, you’ve given me a home away from home and alive. You are one of the select few who have worked dili­ have been the kindest person I’ve met in Santa Barbara. I will gently to keep Artsweek filled with well-written intelligence. treasure the time I spent at yours always, Jenny included. Best of luck and keep reminding the “legitimate” press that I know the new Oasis album isn’t all it could be, Nick, but we students exist. The End. you have to admit they have had a truly phenomenal effect on Our art critic extraordinaire Tami Mnoian, you’ve always come back to us and we love you for it. You’ve worked hard and come a long way without anyone's help. I hope “Have a nice life,” was the inscription some guy named Mike wrote in my yearbook upon my completion of high school. And although L scratched it out, I still remember what’s underneath those dug-in ball-point pen lines that I the UK and America. Even at the most tense moments last etched over the message. year, you took the time to really listen to me. Nick, your abil­ Washington, D.C., treats you well. If someone is going to take the time to say a proper good­ ity to listen and think before judging things is one of your Thanks again for going to bat for me, Tybie. I also appre­ bye, like penning lines in a senior’s yearbook, you’d hope that greatest strengths, your open and friendly demeanor is your ciate you trusting me enough to share your knowledge with the person would say something more than “Have a nice other. me. You found me a home, too, and for that even my parents life.” You’d hope that you’ve had more of an impression on Mr. Pon, it has been my pleasure to work with you. You appreciate you. them than a careless, generic scribble. You’d expect to have introduced a new air of respect into a stale office and I salute left some sort of mark that means something, that means that Amy, Betty, Josh and Wendy, thanks so much for conti­ you meant something to someone, once. nually helping to make the section exciting every week. From Obviously, I left no impression on Mike in 1993, but he sending us CDs to giveaways and the like, we would n’t be the left an impression on me. He reminded me that the people same without you. who’ve affected you are worthy of and important enough to Pat and Rabia, your young enthusiasm fitted with its let them know how they affected you, even if you embarrass heavy dose of cynicism suits you and your writings well. yourself getting all mushy in the process. Please continue to entertain the people ofUCSB weekly with This is my last issue as Artsweek editor. I started assisting you. Thank you also for your patience and I wish you well on a warped edge on entertainment journalism. for the section last fall, and then in winter it became my total your upcoming magical mystery tour. And finally, to Tony; From the pork-link sausages to Fai­ responsibility. Over the last year and a half a number of peo­ Barb, you are the greatest. You’ve helped me figure out lure to Capitol, it is you I will miss most of all. When ple — including you, the reader — have made impressions how to deal successfully with people. Thank you so much for on me, and since we have reached the end, I wanted to letyou everything, you are the backbone of this institution. know how you affected me. Although you are already gone, Davia and Susan, and al­ First and foremost my thanks goes to Eric Steuer.

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