THE CORD WEEKLY

Volume 29, Number 14 Thursday Dec. 1, 1988 Wilfrid Laurie University

Board questions

loss of revenue

Stover and by Jonathan Bryan change, not a tactical one" said Leblanc Francis. She suggested that the

Students' Union look at schedul-

The Turret is down in $30,000 ing events that would attract a date in revenue to comparison to larger segment of the student last year's levels. population on weekends.

This was revealed at a Board Wendy Watson, WLUSU Ex- of Directors last meeting Sunday, ecutive VP, noted that some pos- eventful an affair which saw Arts sibilities are being investigated to Director Zoltan Horcsok walk out boost sagging attendance. The

after being shouted down when elimination of alternative music

he addressed the problem of Tur- "What's On Wednesday" nights,

ret entertainment and overall pro- an end to Oxygen Party nights, in gramming the Students' Union. more "clone" bands, better-

Turret attendance on nights other known acts and other

than the Thursday throughout eventualities are possible. Ac- has been year abysmal, while cording to Watson, there have IEI events such as Movie nights been a number of nights at the

are also in danger. This drop in Turret when barely 20 people

revenue has put WLUSU services were in attendance for a Wednes-

"in complete jeopardy" according day night band. The Turret has a

to Horcsok. 500-person capacity.

He said in an interview with Murray Jose, VP: Student Ac-

the Cord that the shouting match tivities, admitted that Turret at-

his arose over attempt to intro- tendance on Wednesdays and Fri-

duce a motion to create an Ad days has been low, with the three

Hoc committee to address "bombs" on Wednesday nights all

WLUSU activity woes. The being alternative bands. Competi-

failed motion was attempted, tion from the newly-opened Horcscok of "sheer frus- said, out Phil's Grandson's Place on the

tration" with the and way "open alternative scene may be partially frank discussion is almost to blame, Jose said. The cut in in shunned" BOD meetings. BSA movie nights from 12 dates

VP: Student Activities Mur- to six was undertaken because

Jose called Horcscok's there weren't 12 good movies ray at-

available for all the nights, ac- tempt to introduce such a motion to the VP. for such a committee a move with cording

good intentions addressed in the "It's not just WLUSU who is losing money", said Horcsok, wrong manner, citing the near- is." ness of examinations as one fac- "everyone

tor which would make such a committee unfeasible. INSIDE That old from North "We're our asses Santa Claus comes to WLU: jolly man way up was on campus recently, getting a getting kicked the bit of advice on toy production from the School of Business. As we all know, Christmas is just around the by competition," NEWS there in the who Horcscok said, "and if the Stu- corner (you know, right after exams...) and are many people community are very much

dents' Union is to survive we less fortunate than we. Take some time out and get in the real spirit of the season and donate to the First The Globe and Mail's Jef- have to do He said Year Council Toy Drive, give some time to a volunteer agency or make a donation of food to a food something." frey delivered feel about it. the inability of WLUSU to act Simpson bank. Every little bit helps and hey, you might even good All Santa photos by Jon Rohr and election attendance at the post-mortem upon falling at UW.../3 Turret represents a "failure of the

bureaucracy so far". shows Tories for Poli Sci Horoscopes the up- tops "What I want to do is have poll a season.../6 of look in- coming holiday group people at it," 29%; Liberals 43%; there was no significant dif- By Craig Wood follows: P.C. cluding members of the BS A, the SCENE NDP 17%. ference in opinion between males Marketing Department and any- A Wilfrid Laurier This also carried and females. Fifty-nine cent poll of 450 gender split per one concerned about the problem,

with a National students between November 4 through to some of the issues. agreed Daycare Horcscok stated. He said that the Surprise, surprise - people

as a universal right and November 10, conducted by Overall, opposition to Free Trade programme problem does not lie with the actually do make good Science those in like Medicare or pensions. Find what's Political students, (47.5%) edged-out sup- BSA or with the marketing of videos. out

at 44.5%. 8% of Thirty-three per cent were op- revealed some interesting insights port Only various acts, but with the "pro- hoL../9 undecided. and 8% were unsure of the into were - how Laurier students saw the respondents posed, duct" itself the Turret and the

issues recent cent of males issue. and voted in the Fifty-seven per sup- various specialty nights, among FEATURE far consid- election. ported Free Trade, with only 35% Free Trade was by others. issue in In the of the deal. The numbers are ered the most important 25- be in rock response to questions against Only people, according to So you wanna with 34% in the election with 81% considering which party students intended to reversed for females, Horcscok, were at the Turret last 'n' roll, eh? A career 58% FTA as the most important issue. vote for, Laurier seemed to be favour of FTA, and against. Friday night. "We're losing our guide for those who think considered for The environment was more Conservative than the gen- One possible explanation university community," he they can handle the 1-% could be in the most important issue by eral public in the K-W area. these gender splits opined, noting that he doesn't work.../16-19 of the and 32% Business School is domi- respondents say want to be in to "I Forty-three per cent said they that the a position say the environment was the second and this told so" would vote P.C.; 37% for the Lib- nated by males, may you to the board next SPORTS most important issue. erals and 14% for the NDP. Only have skewed the results. spring, when the problem is even 6% of there Asked who would be the best were undecided. On the issue abortion, more acute. WLU runner Mike Booker in Prime Minister, 48% responded There exists, however, a very is no real difference opinion Other WLUSU members had competed in Canadian

Two-thirds Ed Broadbent. Mulroney was sec- major difference between how between the sexes. similar reactions. VP: Marketing Cross Country ond with and John Turner males and females indicated they (67%) of all students described 39%, Heather Francis called the drop in championships..../l 3 with only 13%. Turret would vote. Amongst the males themselves as 'pro-choice', and trailed revenue "scary", and said

58% is considered ac- that WLUSU supported the P.C.s, 28% for 30% were 'pro-life'. The poll must change the Hawkey Hawks mash the of within 9 times it looks Liberals and 9% for the NDP. Likewise, on the issue a curate to 4%, out way at programming for Western, ha ha ha.../13 In students. "We contrast, females responded as National Daycare Programme, of 10. need a strategic The Cord Weekly

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-- attend look around for SUDBURY (CUP) The next time you class, Noted Globe and Mail colum- If can't find chances are were boozing it your peers. you them, they nist Jeffrey Simpson spoke Wed- up the night before. nesday night at the University of 40 of Ontario students have missed a In fact, per cent university Waterloo to over a hundred stu- released class because of a hangover, according to a recently report dents about the results of the called The Drinking, Drug Use and Lifestyle Patterns of Ontario's recent Federal Election. In his University Students. analysis of the results he pointed answered about students at four The survey was by 5,000 provin- out that this election "overturned cial universities in the fall of 1987. conventional wisdom." We had in Almost 50 per cent of respondents reported having a hangover begun with the Tories in first 10 had a the last month, and per cent thought they drinking problem. traveled place, a very tumultuous cent drinkers. Thirty per of students are heavy road during the campaign, and Co-writer Louis Gliksman of the University of Western Ontario

when all was said and done, we isn't alarmed with the numbers. "The alcohol consumption rate is "wound where we started." up is around 12 drinks lower than in American universities. Our average Simpson said Prime Minister American universities the is 15 drinks per week. In average per Brian Mulroney had accomplish- week." a ed significant feat in a capturing low of other "What was most surprising was the incidence drug second majority in Quebec. This he said. use on campus, particularly cocaine," had not been accomplished by the of students use cocaine, 5 cent take Only 4.5 per cent per Conservative since Sir John party and 30 cent stimulants, 7 per cent consume hallucinogens, per use A. MacDonald was leader. In cannabis. the fact, only Tory majorities had cent of the Smoking isn't cool anymore. Sixty per respondents come with the brief of Sir reigns and 25 smoke fewer than one report that they never smoke, per cent Robert Borden and John Diefen- cigarette per day. baker. of the 75 cent of campaign resources, and brought Simpson believed Turner per- According to the "Lifestyles" section survey, per Borden managed to win the leader to regions in which the formed well in the debate. students have engaged in sexual activity in the last year and one-fifth Quebec by appealing to nation- had no realistic chance of The reasons the Liberals had three times a week. party sex as many as alistic feelings, while Diefen- winning a seat. Further, the party could not sustain the momentum However, about half have never had a love relationship, and only baker eked out the largest majori- was not flexible the Conser- were to had than as as three-fold, according 14 per cent have more two. ty in Canadian history with the vatives, and thus the acted Simpson. First, the Conservatives was Ruth of Indiana Univer- party The report also co-authored by Engs help of the elaborate election ma- both late and ineffectively when reminded the electorate of sity and Cindy Smythe of the Addiction Research Foundation. chine of Union Duplessis' Na- the Turner's of the campaign became a problems past tionale. Now, Simpson stated, referendum ort Free Trade. They four years. Second, the Liberals strike at most in Faculty Quebec rode the trade issue power groups attempted to tie all of their social free as far as feel more comfortable with the issues to Free Trade and in the it could go, and the different

PCs than with either of the other about the of Free final wash it just did not work. opinions impact Dalhousie U. over major parties. Simpson predicted Trade confused a significant The NDP was caught in the por- this would make it considerably tion of the electorate. HALIFAX (CUP) - Spanish schedule," says faculty traditional third-party vice of difficult Kirk more to dislodge the Many of these people decided professor John calculates spokesperson Carolyn Savoy. being unable to win,in certain Conservatives as the that each of Dalhousie Univer- "You can't double the Progressive to look at other issues, and when expect to not areas; thus people who did governing party. that happened, the Liberals had sity's 10,000 students is owed workload for students in the next want to waste their vote in the ef- Simpson felt the understand- lost it. This happened primarily in $150. two weeks — they would have fort to defeat Free Trade voted ing of Quebec Cana- The 700-member as- nervous breakdowns." by English the last eight to ten days and was faculty strategically for the Liberals, es- dians that comes from sociation -- which walked-out Dalhousie student council working due to the total lack of any Liber- pecially in Ontario. with Members of Parlia- November 4 - came to a tentative Juanita Montalvo said Quebec al policy except the anti-free president This strategic voting pattern, 21. ment was good for Canada, as it trade line. agreement November making up lost class time will be however, worked in the NDP's Kirk is offers them a understand- Now students hard on students. She said 40 deeper Thirdly, the Liberals ran out urging per favour in British Columbia and to write to the have and ing of the Quebec psyche. It also of for the last week ad- university's presi- cent part-time jobs now Saskatchewan. money

dent, requesting $150 — the face heavier workloads. tempers the edge of Quebecois vertising blitz. They had started Another problem with the amount 'he calculates The union is mistrust of the English majority. out with a debt of around $6 mil- they're recommending NDP's campaign this year was owed due to loss of course time. that its members the tenta- Simpson began his post- lion, and were unable to run a full ratify the emphasis placed on a leader mortem of the election results The faculty union and the ad- tive contract this campaign without increasing their week. who did not have a great with the NDP. He stated the NDP ministration agreed that the aca- President David Williams debt to an unmanageable level. campaign. Broadbent was his demic will be be- had blown expectations beyond Finally Simpson dealt with year lengthened wouldn't release details until after normal competent self and reason on cause of the strike. Denis Stairs, the limits of based poll- the Tory campaign. In actual fact, the vote, but said women's seemed to be lost in the shuffle. ing results which had had the Dalhousie's academic and re- salaries will be increased to they had run three very different parity Simpson went on the discuss 40 last search it is Party as high as percent campaigns. Prior to the debate, vice-president, says up with their male counterparts and what went wrong with the Liber- leader Ed Broadbent's to individual instructors to adjust. members will receive year, per- they ran with the slogan of younger als. sonal encouraging However, professors will not be increases. popularity, "Managed Change" to reassure large pay During the first two weeks of from teach work missed provincial results Alberta, the electorate that future paid to during there change the campaign, was nothing The agreement includes an and support from both nation- would be well managed by Mul- the strike. but gloom in the Liberal camp. across-the-board salary hike, but alists and trade unionist in the "The administration refused to roney. By the end of the second week, there is no cost of living clause. of Quebec. change the term and the exam province After the debate, the excellent internal polls for the Conserva- To all of this off, the NDP top tracking provided by Decima Re- tives showed them winning 220- in its had more money than ever search for the Conservatives indi- 230 seats and the Liberals taking in history. cated were in trouble. A new "Rent-a-Mag" they less than 40. The end result remains that campaign strategy was devised to Lloyd Axworthy, running in the NDP than won more seats stop the Liberal momentum. Winnipeg, stated that for every Demo- of T ever before but most New at U This was two-fold; several vote the Grits received in order to vogue crats were with the disappointed prominent Conservatives came defeat Free Trade, another vote TORONTO - Got finish of their The dis- (CUP) a spare for some time, not just one party. out and called both opposing year," them due to would not go to due in $100? Why not stock the periodi- said Garlock, the head of appointment was part to leaders "liars," and ad- Gayle leader- party questions over Turner's unrealistic is fur- cal shelves of libraries at die Uni- collection development and expectations. It vertisements reminded the public ship. fact that versity of Toronto? preservation at Robarts ther compounded by the of Turner's shortcomings. Library, the first week of the In called of their in numbers A new program Adopt- Canada's research most growth After the Liberal momentum largest library. campaign, the Liberals introduced A-Journal puts magazine buying He added he felt heartened occurred in British Columbia, had been stopped, the Conserva- by child for which a care policy they in the hands of individuals with with increase in the NDP share the initial which in- no tives broadened the issues to in- response, were unable to provide costs and cash to the cluded of the vote in the spare: library system donations from popular pro- clude leadership and competence. faculty took them five to come it days up is from collecting cheques people members, library staff and stu- vince. The increase in the number This emphasized that the Liberals with the cost. This highlighted the who want to sponsor the journal dents. of seats was due largely to the were short on talent and policy. in the Liberal disorganization of their choice. However, more donations will siphoning of the right-wing vote The Tories hit back against the camp. So far this year $4,500 has be for the from the Conservatives to right- nationalist Grit campaign by necessary program to the debate revived Lib- Then been 40 raised, buying subscrip- be considered a success. wing fringe parties. prominently displaying the Cana- eral fortunes. tions from Variety to Internation- "$4,500 is nice, Simpson pointed to the almost dian flag. but it's not result of al Studies in the Field of Science. $2 This was largely a nearly enough," Garlock said. He million spent in the province Simpson concluded that the the "exceedingly low expecta- Before the libraries said those who to the of Quebec which resulted in noth- Conservatives ran a solid, program, give pro- of T tions for Turner," said Simpson. at U were forced to cancel a will in return. ing as another reason for the dis- responsive campaign, the Liberals gram get something

war- whenever wanted These were not far with Free magazine they "There are also advantages for the appointment among New Demo- expectations ran too Trade, and who had to a new Fifteen ranted said acquire one. donors. can crats. Simpson, the NDP were hampered with a They specify particu- hundred lost in Turner's summer tour journals were lar titles and a tax Simpson provided several rea- been on inflexible campaign, resulting they get receipt 1986. Northern Ontario, and from lack of of for a gift." sons for the poor performance of through a sophistication "We're for in- Gee.. the a different man The results looking people What a great idea for NDP. First was the nationally recognized totally tracking polls. are

a was terested in making commitment Laurier. run campaign, which spread than the media projecting. there for all to see. The Cord Weekly netos- 4 Thursday, December 1,1988 Christmas horoscopes to live by

SAGITTARIUS Eat happy holiday season. as forgetfulness looms on the has turned into the Vitamin B The semester much calcium and as horizon. Watch your drinking in it would. YOUR disaster that feared can stomach. Avoid busy in- and for God's you you public places,

The will name an Watch for if University tersections. out men sakes stay off the stage you're

award in your honour to be given with light hair and John Lennon not in the band.

first student - to the ugliest year glasses they have more than just in A VIRGO they let every year. giant sex on their minds. talking stuffed panda bear will eat TAURUS should watch out for all the butter in Virgoans peanut your The sinister Taurean is ready to Pisceans and Amer- house. Aquarians, strike back at the world in icans this week. Do not use CAPRICORN any revenge. Taureans will feel the bills to this Romance and travel are in the big buy anything full weight of their anger at not week. If possible, eat only cat cards over Christmas, but un- SALE' being made as perfect as God had will have all sorts Lock in food and use small dogs as your fortunately you promised. yourself a rub-

of travel chief means of and problems making your ber room that has no mirrors. A transportation will connections. a Lebanese entertainment. Your sex life Buy goat bizarre sexual encounter with a much and will for your siblings. Drink as small woodland animal will leave fall apart this week you

carrot juice and Yop as you can satisfied but never recover. you extremely very

in last to cure AirCEmada a rearguard attempt confused. LIBRA

your constipation. GEMINI This week you will be carrying AQUARIUS Don't Everyone is staring at you. all of humankind's weight upon

of no fixed address A foreigner look or start to shoulders. up, though, they'll your Sympathetic will off feet and Canadian sweep you your at Avoid volleyball and other small rodents laugh you. squirrels the floor crack your skull on with Use will nuts for players large kneepads. pause as they gather when she tries to catch you. as a to the winter to wish a your refrigerator place you good In- Avoid places that are well lit. and with all 4Wardair store food nonperishable day. You will wish your Christmas \ vest heavily over the heart that could become porno. you part in marshmallow men. Do .L season of the Animal Kingdom - only Canada CANCER not in the snow. have mad crush pee because you a on where Do not go to any parties PISCES old - Merlin Whatshis- that guy AT is dressed darker than someone - TV of Your roommates are fed up with name who hosts the show You do so at and you are. only your you your menagerie. The the same name. A small, skunk the ferret own peril. smelly, n IRAVELCUIS was cute, was SCORPIO snivelling Arab potentate wants cuddly, and the parrot was amus- his to come and rule country. The Your life a time ing but a live sheep has no place you holidayment. y! will instead If lr Your in abode. Trade in You decline, opting of depression and loathing. you Going Wa your your

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forests B.C. in grave trouble

submit the — week for GUELPH (ISIS) "Every plans public mentalists nationwide and with review. and month is like another Plans submitted Mac- every by all-party support from Ottawa, in the to the Millian Bloedel for Tree Forest battle war save natu- proposed the addition of the License 44 in 1984 ral environment." These showed no were Carmanah Valley to Pacific Rim to or some of the words of Ken plans log develop Carmanah Lay, National Park. This proposal was until of the Western Canada 2003. director defeated midsummer in the The fate Wilderness Committee, in his of Carmanah was House of Commons, and now the found to be more imminent in multi-media presentation, fate of Carmanah is undecided. In

"Carmanah of the April, 1988, when members of Valley Giants, July, the BC forest service re- of Canada's WCWC hiked through the Home Tallest Trees", valley quested MacMillan Bloedel's and found for given on Thursday, November 24 preparations large revised logging plans for the

at the of University Guelph. scale clear-cut logging. MacMil- Carmanah Valley, and these were The presentation was lan Bloedel had revised their submitted in October. Mean-

sponsored by OPIRG-Guelph and plans in 1985, without public while, WCWC surveyed the also featured a print sale. Lay has consultation, to include the log- Carmanah Valley trail, opening been travelling throughout ging of Carmanah. the region to the enjoyment of

Southern Ontario for the last few It is felt that the Carmanah hikers and much the campers, to weeks, publicizing both the situa- Valley should be be- displeasure of MacMillan tion in the Carmanah Valley and cause it is one of the finest left Bloedel.

his group's efforts to save the val- unlogged. Lay's slides, and the MB's revised for the ley from destruction by clear-cut prints sold in conjunction with plans Carmanah include clear logging. the lecture showed Carmanah to Valley

Carmanah is 27 cut logging on over 96% of the a square mile be a place of exceptional verdant and the of valley on the West Coast of Van- beauty. It is especially valuable valley, preservation 2% This 2% couver Island. It is the home of for the diversity of its wildlife only as a reserve.

old Sitka translates into about one half a growth spruce rain- species, typical of valleys in Brit- forest, including the world's tal- ish Columbia's forests. These square mile. While Lay admits, started under- lest Sitkas. The valley is owned valleys are also the important "we've barely to stand how the works," by the crown, but it is under watersheds of the region, and valley MB's overlook the in- forest harvesting tenure, as part of while 6 to 7 1/2 % of BC's land proposals

Farm License of the nutrient Tree 44, to Mac- base is preserved from logging or tricacy manage- Millan Bloedel, Limited, British development, there is significant ment system, biological diversity, Columbia's largest logging com- lack of preservation of these val- and complex hydrology of had Coke habit pany. "We've done a beautiful Gee...l didn't know Santa a leys. job Carmanah, which receives 100 These cannot in BC of companies oper- preserving glacier inches of rainfall a year. There is ate autonomously on crown land fields," said Lay, "but we haven't a consensus of opinion that clear- MB's proposal for Carmanah ment of the ecological sig- li- merely because they have a preserved many watersheds." cut logging in Carmanah to the is currently under review. The nificance of Carmanah and its cense. They must submit manage- extent proposed by MB would Western Canada Wilderness potential value to all Canadians ment and working plans for the In 1988 May, the Sierra Club as land, with the alter the whole valley, and un- Committee hopes that political protected park areas under their tenure to the BC and Forests Heritage Society, dermine an to conclusion that this small attempt keep the pressure persuades government to valley Forest who then Service, must with the backing of environ- remainder be of the forest intact conduct an independent assess- preserved.

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For WLU Security - A lifetime membership at Tim

Horton's Donuts for the whole lot of them.

For WLU President John Weir - A wrench with which to

loosen the WLU. we're in purse strings of Hey, guys, the

black! Let's see our Scrooge-like pals in the administration act like it. Maybe the university could hold a big holiday bash for

all the students and staff, free booze, free eats...

For WLUSU President Karen Bird - A successful

recovery from bone-spur surgery for brother Larry, a

permanent end to hunting seasons for other brother Big, a

return from the North Pole for long-missing uncle Admiral, and the retirement of grandpa Tweety.

For Cord EIC Cori Ferguson - A command performance by The Razorbacks in her office.

Bush - For George Four healthy years (for obvious reasons)

and a year's supply of Twinkies.

For Cord News Editor Bryan C. Leblanc - Another mid-

dle initial, and a few newswriters.

For Brian Mulroney - Some shame.

For Cord Associate News Editor Jonathan Stover - Three

four least newswriter. or more pen-names and/or at one Christmas still has meaning For Harold Ballard - At least one grateful child.

For The Games Room Attendants - Some compassion so It would seem that the sole purpose of exis-

that they will give regular customers a discount in times of tence is to kindle a flame in the darkness of mere COMMENT need. being - C.G. Jung. BY For Jimy Williams - An elasticized belt for the Blue Jays It's that time of again. Christmas is in the JONATHAN STOVER new uniforms so that he can stick his hands in their usual place year air. It's stifled a bit, perhaps, by imminent exams, during the upcoming baseball season. but nevertheless it is there. For John Brophy - Either some superstar players, some force the We need Christmas, as an exam- But what does it mean? In a world of profit message. coaching or some Grecian Formula to and a bit ability, try put ple if nothing else, of what we can be. Of what we margins and pollution, in a place where the Pol Pots of colour back in his hair. Or a real team like Montr6al. must be. and the Pinochets outnumber and outlive the Ken-

David - For Peterson A successful television show, or Bullshit, most nedys and the Kings, what meaning is there in you say. People are people, and

or for wife that he are assholes. Christmas has no Man is stage production something Shelley so Christmas? Why bother celebrating a holiday people point.

have to about her him the office. and nature will be better off when he doesn't worry bothering at celebrating a religion whose basic tenets aren't no good,

who For Margaret Thatcher's husband - A personality. even paid lip service anymore by even those finally kicks off, unless he takes nature with him.

the strident in themselves as - are most trumpeting You're of And For Vice-President Quayle An unlimited gift certificate right, course. wrong, too. Hitler Christians? is but Einstein. to Toys 'R Us. our responsibility, so was We've indeed? After Christmas has no mean- Why all, created our Torquemadas, but we've had our St. For E. Neuman - about. Alfred Something to worry it? ing beyond the worship of Christ, does Why Francis's as well. We've leveled forests and timber- For - Oakland A's manager Tony Larussa A couple more celebrate the birth of a Saviour who probably didn't lands, but we've also created Mona Lisas and rookies of the three in isn't year. Obviously having your lineup if exist, and mark fealty to a God who, he exists, Venus de Milos. We have machines of death that to win World Series with. enough a the must have created man as a practical joke on could kill millions in a split-second, but we've also

For The B.C. Lions - One more chance from inside the universe? sent intricate miracles voyaging beyond our solar 10 line. Winnipeg yard Why indeed. system on quests for nothing more materialistic

For The PP&P - Some if is than Guys running shoes so they can get Because none of it is a joke. Even there no knowledge. The oceans of the world are beau- reborn Star of around even faster. Christian God, no Saviour, no tiful and complex, the grasslands and the mountains

wise and no watch- and alive - Bethlehem, no men For Ronnie Reagan A miniature MX missle so he doesn't shepherds awe-inspiring beyond measure. Charles their flocks Christmas still has and Fox: feel left out of the fun. ing over by night, Lindbergh Terry they were and are pretty

And those who say differently lie. wonderful too. You'd think that in a rational, feel- All Cord Staff - meaning. For A liquor licence for our offices so long isn't They lie because the message of Christmas ing creature like man, there'd be room for shame Tuesday nights are a little more bearable. is tied or one creed. and all at once. one that to any one religion any pride

Giving and caring — these aren't bad things. They Yes, we need to carry Christmas beyond its Well Santa's sack is and but don't empty, boys girls, worry. In But we've are, indeed, some of the best things we can do. holiday nature. got a long way to go be- For all those we did not mention, The Cord wishes Weekly holds fore the when need it — of our world, "survival of the fittest" no longer day we no longer or any a Christmas and a New Year. Make it a safe you Merry Happy but if we act like the other which celebrate life. Until true. We aren't beasts anymore, holidays then, one and don't drink and drive will We won't be back until it's the best we've ya. them, we will destroy ourselves. Christmas can ex- got.

the first week in ~ so have to look for- which is best in us. It matters. So, once examinations done or be- January you'll something press some of that are long

ward be but Christmas is still a fore, - have a time. I to next term. Ah, you may saying, hopefully good hope you give ideals nice to.all those whom Until then, Hare Krishna and sixteen other foreign words. lie, because most people don't carry those on gifts you love, and get lots into everyday life. And think of all the starving, and of nice ones in return. Listen to those who demean

who don't Christmas! Christmas Christmas, and remember that in some all the poor, enjoy way they

are We've come a but we've still is hypocrisy of the highest order, you note smugly, right. long way, and look around for approval. got a long way to go.

But we'd be fools to the house for Well, in some ways it is. But just because reject warm

- the if that house is Christmas never lasts and in many places, never snowstorm, even only ours on a

Editorial - all basis. opinions are approved by The Cord Editorial Board on behalf of Cord starts doesn't invalidate its messages. Indeed, temporary, sporadic itaff and arc independent of the University, the Students Union and the Student rein- and New Year. these things, poverty and all the rest, simply Merry Christmas, a Happy Publicationi Board.

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7 Thursday, December 1,1988

BACCHUS urges responsible partying

Editor, The Cord: Co-op director Question

The Christmas Season is a

time of to writer festive the year with responds celebrations many and reunions LETTERS Editor, The Cord: with friends and family. Alcohol TO will be on most of these of the Week enjoyed A recent letter from a student ONE THE EDITOR occasions and yes OF YOU, to The Cord expressed some con- after drinking too much will slide cerns about a proposal to expand behind the wheel and drive home. Business I the Co-op program. will Not only you be taking your would like to comment on the life into hands best mistletoe? own your but you Where would be the place to hang concerns expressed in the letter. will also be endangering the lives For several the number years, of other human beings, possibly of students that have been Regional Police. This is a con- we the person sitting right next to firmed case. Being attacked from able to admit to the Business Co- The combination of you. deadly behind and being dragged off the program has been limited to alcohol and automobiles affects op sidewalk is 155 This is not a pleasant experi- per year. significantly us all. of ence. For everyone's information less than the number ap- As a host of these parties, "Under the girls change room I was assaulted at 7:50 (early plicants. For example, in Fall that pm in the ensure your guests have a door gym." This show 262 second BBA evening). just goes to 1988, year stu- safe, sober ride home. Encourage that safe dents for which you you are not even to applied co-op, a designated driver system, invite Rob Maiich walk the streets in the early eve- represents 74% of all second year them call to stay overnight or a Ist year Geography ning. BBA students. Because of the taxi in order to get them home demand and the Upon reading a letter in the continuing strong safely. limited number of avail- Nov. 24 issue of The Cord, I was places Join BACCHUS in pledging in is cur- outraged at the fact that a member able Co-op, a proposal not to drink and not to drive by before the of of WLU security had the nerve to rently Department signing the pledge in the con- Council in- call these occurrences "just horse- Business Faculty to course on Friday, December 2nd ad- shit". It is attitudes like this and crease the number of co-op and Monday, December sth. Dur- missions about 50 If the fact that other authorities are by per year. ing the holiday season, please this is the trying to quell these "rumours" proposal approved by PLEASE DO NO DRINK AND Council and other levels of that do more harm in ignoring the DRIVE. within the issue while should be ack- Senior Administration they "Above the entrance to the Tur- University, it would still mean nowledging the fact that a prob- ret." Jack Smit that the number of lem does exist and that they co-op places BACCHUS DIRECTOR will be less than the number of should do something about it. The Don Rausen but it would there applicants help to reason why are so many un- Faithful Turret staff member Student reduce the number of students victim confirmed reports is because the

who are disappointed at not being women that have been attacked

accepted for Co-op. There are caution are too embarrassed or are afraid BBA student urges that their attacker will find out eight representa-

tives on Business Faculty Council Editor, The Cord: their name and come after them and these representatives are fully again. What does it take to make aware of this proposal and the I would like to dispute the people wake-up? As a community reasons for it. statement concerning the "rumors we should take more precautions Co-op students are employed of (sexual) assault" made by the going home after going to the in a wide range of jobs in many K-W Record and by some people Turret, Fed Hall etc. locations. The con- at WLU. If have been geographical (staff or administration) you attacked, tents of all co-op jobs must be ap- My attack last Wednesday please come forward or talk to proved by the Co-op Office. The evening (Nov. 16) was not a Cori at The Cord. of large majority our co-op stu- rumour. It was real. A report has been filed with the Waterloo Name withheld by Request continued on page 8

BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed

3." "Above the entrance to bitchin'

Boys from bitchin' 3.

"Over my bedroom door."

Lisa Ashton

2nd year Fine Arts

"Anywhere in the A.C. weight

room."

Carolyn King

2nd year Bus. The Cord Weekly

8 Thursday, December 1,1988

Good marks alone are not a continued from page 7 guar- Sorry Mr. Wert antee of to the SBE Co-op dents are paid relatively well and entry number and a significant The employers are therefore con- Program Editor, Cord: of unsuccessful cerned with the productivity and co-op appucants with excellent grades are well iii Jii costs of co-op students in their Regarding Mr. Wert's letter in t\ As aware of this. employ. a result, "photocopy- the November 24th Cord Week-

ing for the entire term" (as quoted ly, I wish to first off apologize to All second and third year co- in the letter The to Cord) would Mr. Wert for omitting his name students adminis- op pay a co-op not be a realistic expectation for from the credits for the Remem- trative fee which off-sets part of of students. any our co-op The brance Day Feature on the back the costs for operating Co-op of stu- large majority our co-op page of said paper. within SBE. Overall, the Co-op dents tell us that they are well The accusation that the entire Program is a net cost to WLU. satisfied with the experience, feature was his from last year This would still be the case if co- knowledge and level of is most unfair. Unless responsi- is however, op expansion approved. bility that receive on then- Mr. Wert went to this they There has been considerable university work terms. Expansion of the Co- in 1953—where the information input by BBA students to their be op Program would not consid- came from for the second part of student representatives on Busi- ered if we were not confident that the feature-I doubt that the entire ness Faculty Council and this has there were sufficient good quality feature was his. Please do notac- been welcomed, because the pri- available for material jobs an increased cuse me of using that is mary reason for the proposed ex- number of students. not co-op pansion of Co-op is to be yours. All applicants have an Again, apologies to co-op responsive to the continuing my you Mr. I interview as of the admission Wert. am hereby giving part strong student demand for this where factors credit where credit is due. process, including program. the student's inter-personal skills, Sincerely,

E.A. maturity and extra-curricular ac- John Thompson Sajnovic Features Editor tivities are reviewed as well as Director of Co-operative Educa-

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days a week, with take-home work as well, have on

first term draws to an end, As many graduating our social development?

students in relief. The term has been a are sighing □ What cost does lust for material wealth have

strain, as evaluating career opportunities competes on helping others - whether it be in the form of for time with the standard workload to which we volunteer work or charitable donations? have become accustomed. □ What cost is it to make another dollar when In evaluating 'career opportunities,' (the buzz- we stand by and let our environment erode through phrase that seems to dominate discussion for gradu- pollution and misuse? ating seniors) a similar theme begins toring out. □ What cost does sacrificing our individual What is the advancement potential of my job? How that identities to carry the corporate flag of firms much money will I make? be odds with morals and beliefs ex- may at our own

act from us? Fine questions in their own right, but they seem of have As job offers come to fruition, I hope that per- to reaffirm that many us (including myself) decisions sonal and social do not end at neglected to consider what cost our career responsibility

$25,000 a benefits and a car. There will have on our lives. By aspiring to 'make it' in year, company to on must be far more life than just a salary, profit There's always something I the world, have we become too focused success and we sharing lunches. equaling material wealth? The question might power I trust would to ac- that, in the spirit of the season, one at I ask ourselves is "At what cost are we willing cooking Casey's give these thoughts at least a momentof reflection. cept this wealth?"

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God The bless us...everyone. Scene - Tiny Tim

Baroque music recital showcases performers

sonata J.S. Bach. By Lynn Eagles by Although

they had one or two brief mo-

On Wednesday, November ments of trouble with this dif-

23rd, I had the pleasure of attend- ficult piece, the next one showed

first concert in the new the obvious talent this ing my group pos- Recital Hall of sessed. the Aird Centre. Another sonata, this time J.G. The program, consisting of Baro- by Grawn, gave them their

and chance to shine. que Early Music, was beauti- fully arranged by Michael Cynthia Hiebert, Purves-Smith, director of the two a gifted

ensembles who performed. This harpsichord player, was given an opportunity to her man must be credited for bringing display ability as solo together the talented performers a performer as well as a member of the ensemble. During who captivated a small but highly the two she audience. The pieces performed by appreciative pro- Thomas Morley, her hands flew gram was beautifully intermixed about the of the instrument with solos and ensembles, both keys and she the audience. instrumental and vocal. delighted

The themselves performers Overall, the recital was a lived up to the expectations pleasure to attend. The

aroused the enthusiastic by elegant concert crowd called the per-

hall. The recital began with a vo- formers on stage for a second cal sixteenth quartet performing a bow. The new Recital Hall, al- which century piece, set a stan- though impressive, was no more dard of excellence that was so than the talented artists for The instrumental quartet were only part of last Wednesday's Baroque and Early Music Recital in maintained by all the performers whom it was designed. the new Aird Centre. Cord photo by Chris Starkey during the evening. The voices of

Maria Riedstra, Anne Mackenzie, Douglas Rice and Karl Stevenson New science fiction wave blended beautifully and their hard

work obvious was during the per- takes to the streets formance. city

BURNABY (CUP) — In recent years a new wave of science fiction The audience was also regaled has taken the with solos by Riedstra, Rice and genre by storm. In much the same way as Star Wars made science fiction fashionable, 'cyberpunk' is bringing sci-fi Stevenson, who also performed away from the space epic and taking it to the streets. as a trio. The dedication to their

radical fiction filled with hard brutal art was again evident in the quali- Cyberpunk is and prose,

ty of the performances, particu- showing the poetry of the motorcycle and the beauty of a helicopter larly the solos by Douglas Rice. gunship. Technology and decadence is hip, and the lean and hi-tech-

His vivid facial expression en- hungry writers of cyberpunk have torn out the old and replaced it

hanced that in his voice. Credit with the merciless youth of the new.

must also be given to Chris Cyberpunk is a view of the near future that veers away from the sanitized of the 80's and chooses Bolton, who provided a subtle space operas early (E.T.) a more lute accompaniment for the realistic setting than the post-apocalyptic Road Warrior wasteland.

soloists. The world pictured by prominent cyberpunks William Gibson and

Bruce Sterling is a technocratic western world going in both direc- The instrumental quartet also tions at once. The characters of America's downward spiral are com- displayed considerable virtuosity puter cowboys, aging rockers, data assassins, and decadent execu- during their performance. Frances tives. Hoekstra, Jaras Zienchuk, Anne

Mackenzie (who performed both This is not so much science fiction as it is a projection of the route

instrumentally and vocally), and of our society 10 or 20 years into the future. It's a place where people themselves into ride Honda and Cynthia Hiebert began with a plug keyboards, aircars, sell body parts to freezeshops. In his rock and roll epic Little Heroes, off-the-

wall writer Norman Spinrad presents the clashing of ghetto rebels

with a computerized rock bent on music to belief corporation serving up as a Contrary popular narcotic opiate. With millions listening to Tiffany and Whitney Hous- ton, who can doubt that this is anything but prophecy?

Cyberpunk was first popularized by Ridley (Alien) Scott's blend- suck of film not all music videos ing noir with pop culture in 1982's Blade Runner, which fea-

tured Harrison Ford as a detective hunting a band of renegade

replicants (read androids) in a decaying Los Angeles. Adapted from pointed satire of current more topical, with its swipes at Stover By Jonathan Ronald the Philip K. Dick novel Do Androids Dream Electric sociopolitical trends (I mean, Bush, Reagan, Jimmy of Sheep?

Blade Runner was a box office sleeper, but remains the definitive they're electing a wrench, for Swaggart, and Frank Sinatra, Now that MuchMusic is on with lots others. A nice of cyberpunk movie. god's sake!) served up among piece basic cable, those of us in student Another of is Kubrik's A Clock- of technical flourishes, this one work. great example cyberpunk Stanley households too cheap to buy the work of with "Road to Orange, a tale a street punk's violent rehabilitation. The can hold its own "Smooth Criminal", thing are still able to get our full book, is as Nowhere" without problem. Michael Jackson - The by Anthony Burgess, just good. share of that of any song quality genre en- older Recent Hey, it also irritated my isn't anything to enthuse about, movies such as Robocop (Paul Verhoven's marriage of tertainment known as the music otherwise known as ultraviolence brother, but this video is if and and to a lesser The video. impressive, comedy) extent, Terminator and F. Will the so time The George Younger, only for the sheer and effort Stephen King's Running Man have proven that cyberpunk sells. Good or bad, music videos are (Bet didn't know this adds extra gloss. that must have gone into it. An you you were watching cyberpunk.) hypnotic little certainly buggers. Drearc", Other movies like "American elaborate set, great choreography, Buckaroo Banzai, Peter (2010) Hyam's Out- Most needless are, to say, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young nice costumes: Hell, most land, and David Cronenberg's Scanners are cult favorites. none too good. Some the are op- and At the - Just released as a single a feature-length movies don't look vanguard of this new wave is Vancouver writer William posite. Herewith a few thoughts and visuals are So what if the Gibson, whose novel Neuromancer video, both song this good. storyline won the Hugo and Nebula awards on videos both good and bad: of the if - sci-fi's it's one is at best, there's a se- most awards « for 1985. Gibson followed striking. Indeed, fuzzy prestigious up

- around that adds middle with the successful Count "Blind", Talking Heads few videos quence in the which Zero, and the anthology Burning Chrome. is Other Obscure, artful and entertaining. something to the song it leaves me baffled as to its mean- writers like Bruce Sterling, Norman Spinrad, and Greg Bear

the election of have further increased in There isn't much more one could representing. With cyberpunk's niche popular sci-fi. continued 11... on pg. this couldn't be continued on 11 ask of a five-minute video. A George Bush, one pg. The Cord Weekly

10 Thursday, December 1,1988 Inside Track

By Dave Lackie ish band doing very well in North America with Wild their "Wild, West" single, are virtually un-

known in England and it appears that it will stay

Welcome to the final edition of Inside Track be- this way. British broadcasters have deemed the

fore Christmas. Here is this week's music video for the single as "controversial" and "too

is for in Britain and it. news....Billy Idol working on a new album to be sexist" play have banned The unsuccessful released, according to his London record company, band spent five years on the club cir- in in May or June of next year. Idol has been record- cuit Britain, including a failed contract with

ing tracks with guitarist Mark Younger-Smith EMI. The band is currently signed to WEA Music

from Charlie Sexton's band and former Os- official has Ozzy and a company agreed to fund a "less borne Phil All the bassist, Sousman. songs were objectionable" video. But vocalist Trevor Steel is written who has decided to take the month by Billy, indignant. "We are the last people who would let a of December off from in recording order to appear sexist video out. It's to be satirizing all ob- go supposed Forgotten Rebels' lead vocalist Mickey DeSadist belts out something at acoustic in San Fransisco with Bob an evening those sexist videos that have been made in the past. be last at Phil's Grandson's Place. noxious you can sure Wednesday night Dylan, Tracy Chapman, Crosby, Stills, Nash and The video is to death in the States and that's for hot shows in the The Razorbacks Jan- played Look some new year, including on and Tom It is benefit concert for there! Cord Young, Petty. a what broke the record for us. It's even uary 4, 1989. See you photo by J. Jonah Jameson being played the city's Bridge School for Handicapped Children Yugoslavia. But nobody will touch it in England. Neil who has children the set up by Young's wife, two Why hell should we make a new with cerebal The raised from the De- palsey. money video?"....INXS fans will be pleased to know that

cember 4th concert will to the is STUDENT, GO HOME. go develop commu- the band scheduled to go back into the studio in nication of physically handicapped, mute children February to record the follow-up to the extremely and other The via computers equipment. show, successful Kick LP. That album is still near the top CHEAP. (Face it: you're which last year featured Bruce Springsteen, looks of the Billboard Charts even though it was to event likely become an annual Said Idol, "It's a released over a year ago. The current single from

great privilege to be involved". As for his new the album in entitled "Guns In The Sky"....The not to serious - he - going get any material which is halfway through recording Lilac Time release a new single this week entitled he said this "All in all it's "Black Velvet"...Phil Collins followed "A week, full, rounded, up

" done around here record. Production it's a lot rawer Kind of Love" with Two Hearts" from studying voluptuous wise, Groovy the and simpler than Whiplash Smile. It's first and fore- Buster soundtrack....Bros release their new single

most a rock and roll album. But, there's a bit of this week, "Cat Among The Pigeons"....Simply anyway.) blues in there. That should frighten everyone a Red is planning to release its third album in the bit"....Siouxie and the Banshees' off new single, new year....My vote for the best new British band is their Peek Show album, is entitled "The Last Beat The Bible who have released three singles includ-

of My Heart"....The Fall are claiming to be the first ing "Mahalia", "Crystal Palace" and "Graceland".

band to release a double 3 inch CD. The disc con- Watch for great things from this band in the fu- tains tracks released in the United previously King- ture....Canada's own Pursuit of Happiness are GrayCoach dom as a double, seven inch singles box. The tracks doing exceptionally well south of the border. The are "Jerusalem"/"Acid Priest", "Big New Prince" band has just released the single "I'm an Adult and Time Strum- Now" which is "Wrong Place, Right #2"...J0e receiving more requests from former lead for viewers than iner, singer The Clash, has signed U2....And finally, I am currently

>1 as a solo artist to Epic Records and is now in Los working on a year-end look at the music industry tt. .» mmsmmsam album for in and I would like know what favourites Angeles working on an due release the to your of I jg ~ Strummer has also finished 1988 Just write down favourites spring. just shooting a were. your and ad-

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continued from 9... pg. an innovative new that can't understand Cyberpunk: artform ing, and you

most of what Michael Jackson is continued from pg. 9... For now, cyberpunk continues to innovate and streamline, and saying when he sings. An 'A' for has Cyberpunk even touched television's mass audience. ABC's with the upcoming release of William Gibson's Mona Lisa Over- atmosphere and ambience, if Max Headroom, a critical science fiction's success, won over a large cult following. drive, data-rock-rebels look to kick in the doors of nothing else. The show, Coke's famous the starring most spokesthing, was a futuristic conventional and pump in their own brand of neon tempered vi- satire of ruled But) a world — "(Nothing Flowers", by television, but was canceled presumably sion.

- because Talking Heads Yeah, them it was cutting a bit too close to the truth. It doesn't look much like In comics again. and graphic novels, cyberpunk has taken the front seat, EXCERPT: the with on screen, It was hot, the we burned Chrome. Out in the anything notably Howard Chaykin's American Flagg and Frank Miller's night malls and words and lyrics moths themselves printed song fly- Ronin. plazas were beating to death against the neon, but

all over the place. The little in loft the ing At a time when sci-fi fans find it hard to identify with the "high- Bobby's only light came from a monitor screen and the information which snippets of get science" of and red LED's from the matrix simulator. I knew in stuffy Arthur C. Clarke or Isaac Asimov, cyberpunk is green every chip flashed on the screen from time to in simulator it looked like never danger of the ivory tower. The roots of cyberpunk extend Bobby's by heart; your workaday of time (ie."Number times Great into the basement Ono*Sendai the but I'd rebuilt subculture of society, taking but not slaving from VII, "Cyberspace Seven", it, so many

Britain has readjusted its method times a a the popular ideas of what's happening. The theme music for cyber- that you'd have had hard time finding square millimetre of of evaluating the unemployment will in all that silicon. punk always be rock and roll — no orchestra scores from John factory circuitry "Number of times this rate: 24"/ — Williams need apply. from Burning Chrome by William Gibson.

has resulted in a lower unemploy-

ment rate: 23") go by too quickly

to be seen the first time, but in

doing so they irritate the viewer enough that he probably watches

a lot more closely the next time

the video comes on. Good,

thoughtful stuff.

"Orange Crush", R.E.M. -

An interesting video from an in- teresting album. Everyone who thinks in Symbolism 101 terms

immediately leaps up and yells

"They're singing about Viet

Nam!" the second time this video

but ain't that comes on, it quite See basic or simple-minded.

"Welcome to the Occupation" or "Flowers of Nicaragua" on pre- for Green vious R.E.M. albums for further Reprieve R.E.M.'s details. Eye-opening and more enigmatic than first meets the fan, I went out and bought their gredients, it adds new flavour to Stipe speaks for us, as our gener-

eye. All By E. Chestney latest album. After listening to an old recipe. this and so ation. He tempers a strong, clear That's about it. Of course, I Green repeatedly, I've much more... statement with a personal stance;

can't leave without the "You Are The you R.E.M. - Green determined that the album fully in the song Every- "Boobie Prize of the Year" WEA Music lives its title: it's colourful, admits "sometimes I up Two when he thing", Stipe years ago, was The award, though. envelope, clear and hopeful. feel like I can't sing/ I'm very in New York, Peter Buck (R.E.M. please... scared of this world". The lyrics I guitarist) bought "a mandolin I was there for Reckoning, The R.E.M. is Green are U2 (either mix) - old, earthy on very inspirational, "Desire", Rich with pretensions". The addition of was there for Life's Pageant of and there. The harmonies Stipe which was R.E.M.'s for Look, I like the and I even mandolin objective song else unpretentious plucking (when everyone began to Mills still comfort and charm in this album. Stipe celebrates that like the album, godawful dog's Peter Buck's en- take notice), and I am a firm to repertoire "The Child" and the beau- beautiful" in "You breakfast that it is. But whenever Wrong "everything is believer that Chronic Town and hances both this album and the untitled on the "metal" Are The and offers U2 returns to Los the tiful, song mention Everything" Angeles, band. Honourable goes Murmur are prevailing expres- The and alike side of the album. clangy "this is here to keep you city officials and residents to Derek Weiler for his song sions of R.E.M.'s virtue. I was Imprint's cryptic rings true in "Hairshirt", strong". Maybe he fell in love or must get pretty tired of Bono and comparison of Green's "The even there for Document, al- "I Remember California" and something, I don't know. his amazing friends running Child" to Zeppelin's though at a somewhat skeptical Wrong Crush", despite a around the streets with their "Orange "Battle of Evermore". distance. And now, R.E.M. are The and their cleaner, pop-ish edge. philos- camera crews guitars, the back and they've bridged gap remains, strengthened and All in all, R.E.M.'s latest al- clogging traffic and trying to ophy up that Document created; they've such as If Peter's does not solidified by songs plucking bum Green is more than artless look both profound and cutesy all given their music a personal Pretend" and Green then "World Leader make a classic, and less than fantastic. Yes, it can at once. And beware the "Holly- flavour and called it they've will. His "Stand". The bosom buddy bass Michael Stipes lyrics and will become a classic even wood Mix", with some of the Green. and im- and rhythm section of Mike Mills growth as both lyricist for the tried and truest R.E.M. most vapid drum work I'll admit that after Document and Bill Berry is ever refined and vocalist is obvious on this album fan. So, Mike Shirley, give Green aginable. Is it Larry Mullen Jr. or while contains album R.E.M. fans make I had doubts about the Athens tight. And Green (finally, an another spin; listen and try to find is it a drum machine? You my

in- • But like faithful these essential R.E.M. can understand). On Green, the the call. , assemblage. any really good. j FRANCESCOfcu

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Hockey Hawks mash Mustangs

Brian Owen By the Western goalkeeper. Defenceman Dopson in the opening stanza, which un- marker away midway through the third

Pete Choma tallied only 52 seconds later doubtedly had some effect on their con- period, while Tom Jackson iced the con- Last at the Bubble 6:32 of Saturday evening to even the score at one apiece before centration. test at the frame, culminating a the Hawks their Hawkey put together two minutes had in the first three goal barrage that ultimately sealed elapsed peri- Western regrouped during the first finest performance of the season, defeat- od. the win for the Hawks. Western recorded intermission, beginning the second peri- the Western 7-4 before the ing Mustangs a Both teams set a torrid for the a late goal to finish out scoring. pace od like bucking mustangs and taking the large and highly vocal crowd. first period. Several crunching body play to the pucksters from the drop of the furious ICE CHIPS: The big win the checks added to the fast and skat- Western the Hawks around against Western opened the scoring in the puck. banged up arch-rival raised the two sides exhibited in the Mustangs the Hawk ing styles the course of first 57 seconds of the Laurier had fairly consistently during game. record to 6-5-1, with three wins in the first twenty minutes and carried through- the second period, repelling the persis- put on some forechecking pressure bot- the The Hawks then took division....The Hawks were without solid out contest a tent attack Laurier had mustered in the the Mustangs in their own zone tling up forward Brent and 2-1 lead, on a Steve Cote goal. Cote first frame. Bywater sniper Greg right off the opening face off. However, Puhalski in Western its first loss capitalized on a goalmouth scramble at handing to the onslaught The evened the at they managed escape Mustangs score of the 6:35 mark of the opening period. the season....The heavy forchecking and take the puck the length of the ice to three in the second early period, taking tactics used last Centerman Dan Rintche widened the game by Gowing of notch the first goal the game. advantage of a short mental lapse by the worked well to frustrate the Mustangs in Laurier margin to 3-1 on a powerplay Hawks. However, Laurier rebounded the small confines of the old Waterloo This did not seem to phase coach opportunity before the Western squad with the go-ahead marker on a Marc usual Arena that has now been Bubble-ized. Wayne Gowing's steady tallied to bring the score to 3-2 to close Lyons shot that eluded the Western to the same demeanor. As he commented on the ear- out the first period. Gowing hopes incorporate Mike James. goalie, for future ly goal, "Someone has to score the first Hot Hawk netminder Rob Dopson game plan outings....Laurier Dan Rintche the travelled goal, unfortunately it wasn't us this stopped several good Western scoring padded Hawk lead to Toronto last night for a game with another to lead off the Blues and in town at time." chances in the first frame to hold them to powerplay goal against are

the third period, the score to 5-3. Columbia Ice Fields to the cross Gowing did not have to wait long be- two goals. The Mustangs were visibly raising play

Rookie Steve Griggs the sixth Hawk town Waterloo Warriors on Friday night. fore his charges put the rubber behind frustrated by the superb performance of put

Football and Rugby Stars are rewarded

to be excited about this week as School recruit. Hawk charge to the podium by scorers on the Hawk varsity Centre Brian Breckles home the nomination four more Golden Hawk athletes joined taking at squad this season, also grabbed a

Cecchini on the second the Number 8 were named all-Ontarians and teammate position. Young, well-deserved spot on the all-star

All-Canadian the of this second All-Canadians. team, finally captain year's squad, roster. Howe, a year of for- will be Heading the honour role this emerging from the shadow returning next year to help player as well, was named at the

Western star centre the team in its to reach the in week are two gridiron Golden mer Mustang quest wing position, and the words

Hawks who were named second Pierre Vercheval. Breckles, in his top of its division. of coach Wayne Lloyd, "was the

fourth recovered Dan of the team All-Canadians, while two year at Laurier, Howe, one leading one I would have picked."

Rugby Hawks excelled sufficient- from a serious knee injury last

Andy Cecchini which forced him to miss the ly to be named to the Division II year

OUAA All-Star squad. playoffs. He was named an Booker breaks B.C.

OUAA first team All-Star this

and was rewarded Football -- Brian Breckles and finally year, Special to the Cord Andy Cecchini with the national recognition that eluded him his has throughout This past weekend, Hawk long distance runner Michael Booker Golden Hawk Cecchini, college career. Andy competed in the Canadian Cross Country championships at the Uni- the sophomore running back from versity of British Columbia.

St. made two CIAU Catharines, Booker, a first year Masters student, 28th out of -- History placed a Rugby Gord Young and Dan nominations in as this many years field of 80, and was the ninth finish Howe university runner to the grueling Last Cecchini was season. season, 12 km course. He covered the terrain in 38 minutes, 57 seconds, named OUAA Rookie of the finishing two and a half minutes behind the winner, John Halverson. The Laurier Rugby Hawks en- Year, as well as being named to Halverson, representing Norway, placed 16th in the 10,000 metres joyed one of their most successful the OUAA all-star He led squad. at the Seoul Summer and was also the OUAA and CIAU this and Olympics, seasons ever year, were the Hawk running corps again Cross Country champion. rewarded with two individual Brian Breckles this season, and finished second berths on the OUAA Division II Indoor in overall in the OUAA. Varsity Track: The WLU Indoor Track and Field team sees rushing all-star team. its first Special to the Cord The All-Canadian status simply action this weekend at the University of Western Ontario.

Gord a second interested in should contact in Room Wilfrid Laurier University topped off another superb season Young, year Anyone competing Ray Koenig 2CSA the Denis Morris High Arts student, led the or call him at 884-1970, Extension 2437. sports enthusiasts have even more for young general The Cord Weekly

14 Thursday, December 1,1988

OUAA Hockey Central Intramural Hockey

Team GP W L T F A Pu Team GP W L T SCOREBOARD F A Pis Yoik 15 9 3 3 77 66 21 Molson Whalers 4 4 0 0 29 T ~8 Western 12 7 1 4 80 33 18 Vertical Smiles 4 4 0 0 16 5 8 Waterloo 12 7 2 3 58 32 17 Creasers 4 3 1 0 22 9 6 LAURffiR 12 6 5 1 56 44 13 4 2 2 0 Haight'sGang 13 19 4

Guelph 10 3 5 2 35 45 8 Mad Hackers 4 1 3 0 14 18 2 Toronto 11 4 7 0 35 43 OWIAA Basketball 8 OWIAA Biff 4 1 3 0 Volleyball 8 15 2

Brew Crew 4 1 3 Results: 0 5 16 2 Results: Team GP W L T F 4 0 A Ptt November 26-27 Lonely Guys 4 0 2 20 0 November 22 Windsor ~J T 0 0 lJ 1 T5 < Tail McKenzie Classic, York Yotk 2 6, Guelph McMastcr 4 4 0 0 12 1 8 Team GP W L Manitoba 64, LAURIER 53 T F A Pig Western York 3 3, Western 6 4 2 0 14 9 8 5 McMaster 75, LAURIER 53 Decapatators 5 0 0 50 11 "To November 26 Waterloo 7 4 3 0 12 13 8 5 4 1 0 End of Exhibition Season Strangers 29 14 8 LAURIER Western 4 7, Brock 4 3 1 0 9 3 6 Peanuts 5 4 1 0 28 16 8 November 27 Guelph 5 1 4 0 5 13 2 OUAA Volleyball Pleasure Pack 5 3 2 0 12 18 6 York 2, Waterloo 2 LAURIER 0 5 0 5 0 1 15 0 Pig Dogs 5 2 3 9 16 4

Lakehead 6 0 6 0 618 0 Brick-Red Barons 5 2 3 01531 Team GP W L T F A Pu 4 Games: Upcoming Little House 5 0 5 0 0 5 Waterloo 6 6 0 018 1 12 0 LAURIER at Waterloo (December2) Guelph 3, LAURIER 1 Results: Mohicans 5 0 5 0 10 42 0 Western 5 4 1 0 12 4 8 November 25 November 22 5 4 1 0 12 6 8 Waterloo 3, Lakehead 2 Guelph Windsor 3, Western 1 McMaster 6 3 3 01111 6 TAMIAE Hockey OUAA Hockey East Waterloo 3, Lakehead 1 McMaster 3, LAURIER 0 LAURIER 6 2 4 0 9 16 4 Upcoming Games: November 24 Team GP W Brock 6 1 5 0 6 16 2 L T F A Pu Team GP W L T F A Pi* Windsor 3, Waterloo 0 Western at LAURIER (December 1) Windsor 6 0 6 0 4 18 0 Pittsburgh 5 4 1 0 26 14 8 UQTR 11 1 0 2 7l H "55 Kansas 5 4 West City 1 0 20 10 8 McGill 12 9 2 1 66 31 19 OUAA Hockey Boston 6 4 2 0 45 Results: 26 8 Concordia 9 5 4 0 35 44 10 Team GP W L T F A Pli November 26-27 Toronto 6 3 November 22 3 0 27 27 6 Queen's 11 4 6 1 50 55 9 Brock 8 6 2 0 43 24 12 Guelph Invitational Waterloo 3, Guelph 0 Philadelphia 6 3 3 0 28 3 2 6 Ottawa 11 2 9 0 35 64 4 9 5 3 1 53 4011 Ball State LAURIER 0 Ryerson 3, Minnesota 7 3 4 0 32 November 24 34 6 RMC 13 1 11 1 50 112 3 Windsor 11 5 5 1 54 42 11 Sheridan LAURIER 1 3, New York 6 LAURIER 3, Brock 2 2 4 0 15 27 4 Laurentian 13 2 10 1 45 89 5 Ryerson 3, LAURIER 2 6 2 4 0 18 Waterloo 3, Windsor 0 Calgary 40 4 McMaster 12 1 10 1 36 83 3 Hawks of the Week

Rookie setter Paula Baker had a

great tournament at the Guelph Invitational leading the Lady

Hawks to their first victory of the

year. Paula was named to the

tournament all-star team as the

top setter.

Mike Alessio (Basketball) /"^requiru^ Veteran forward Mike Alessio

had three strong performances at

Store the Frank Tindall Invitational at \ a Hobby with a big name. J Queen's. Alessio scored 29 and ( Coming Soon to 220 st. N. / 26 points in the last two games King q and was named to the tournament WATERLOO (right above o all-star team. x/

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The Travel of the CanadianFederation Company of Students P^O/ and remember, University Shops Plaza "Let's do it to now u. \J /Ooff before 170 University Ave.W., them they do it to Waterloo (519) 886-0400 us, because TRAVELCUTS God knows _ _ they'll ir GoingYourWay! do it to us." The Cord Weekly sports 15 Thursday, December 1,1988 Lady volleyballers grab first victory

By Serge Grenier proved performance can be at-

tributed to better passing and a

How does it feel to win a more confident hitting attack.

game? One key performer who began to Getting acquainted with that show signs of turning things

winning feeling for the first time around was middle blocker Trish

this season was the major accom- Kleist. The duo-sport (volleyball plishment of the Laurier women's and soccer) rookie from week. volleyball team last In a Kitchener has been having prob-

five-day span that saw them play lems with her backcourt defence and since the two league games a tourna- season began, but her Hawks ment, the Lady finally blocking is beginning to pay

posted an entry in the win dividends for the Hawks. column. At the Guelph Invita- In Guelph on Thursday, two

different Hawk teams seemed to The Lady Hawks show disposed up during the evening. In of the Concordia the first there Stingers two games, was a

3-0... passive Hawk team, waiting for

their opponent to start to play and

then involved in the tional Tournament the volleyball get game.

Lady Hawks disposed of the Con- The Gryphons took those two cordia Stingers 3-0 in their first games easily, not with their typi-

of the cal long service but game tournament runs, by In regular-season action, the steadily chalking up points at

Lady Hawks remained winless every possession and shutting out but showed noticeable signs of the Hawks.

Last at the progress. Tuesday last In the two games, a more The Hawks entertained the perennial OWIAA West powerhouse McMaster Marauders, Complex, they were felled by Lady spirited Hawk team showed up. their first win of the in weekend losing in straight sets. But, they did pick up season a tournament OWIAA West perennial power- This squad was active rather than encounter in Guelph against the Concordia Stingers. Above, the Laurier ladies try to repel a house McMaster 3-0 by scores of and showed its readiness passive Sullivan. Marauder incursion across the net. Cord Photo by Tim 15-11, 15-3 and 15-10. Two days to play from the first rally on. travelled down to the later, they test Concordia at the weekend. She was offensive is They took the game to the against particularly setup showing signs to tackle the Invitational. the overall team effort Royal City equally Guelph This put the pleased at of more confidence. Setter Paula winless In Guelph Gryphons. one in the round, where that was They took the game to the squad playoff provided. "Everyone Baker, who has been setting al- of their better efforts this lost to Seneca and and season, they College played consistently very most exclusively to middle and Gryphons, hitting aggres- the took McGill identical of 3-1. she said in steadily improving squad by scores well," summarizing power attackers, is beginning to sively the third of the 15- ... She game evening The tournament provided the op- the weekend. was happy at use more weak side hitter Julie first for them this 7, a season. portunity for the team's bench the defensive performance of Van Straten...The squad is now three They lost the other by Gryphons, hitting aggressively (Susan Evenden and Anita Klein) veteran Cathy Hall, whose ankle down to nine players with the

scores of 15-0,154 and 15-12. take the action and forcing turnovers to to see some playing and "iijury appears to be almost com- departure of Cora Fuller...The last the of the and handled themselves healed. Lori also Against highly-rated third game evening they quite pletely Spoltore Lady Hawk home game before Steeltown Marauders the MacNeil with her the New is Lady make the fourth one a very even well. impressed ag- Year tonight at the

Hawks performed quite respect- contest. Assistant coach Ruth MacNeil gressive offensive attacks and Complex against the Western

double in two the defence. Game time is 8:00 ably, hitting figures Over the weekend, Lady was extremely positive about her strong Mustangs. This im- of the three contests. Hawks did win their opening con- charges' performance this Floats and serves: The team's p.m. Hawks Alessio sparks Hoop A Dilly of a Quiz Team in gels Queen's tourney By Raoul Treadway

Anne deBoer By Mary Laurier 65 St. Mary's College diminish the gap. Segato played 1. What Laurentian Voyageur hockey star recently became the all- another for the 59 outstanding game time leading scorer in OUAA hockey? Hawks with A in attitude along Gary NFL positive change 2. What NHL arena served as the site for an championship Due knee injury, Danny Lankowski who got a fair amount brought the Men's Basketball tpfa game? w&s unable to the of court time. Lankowski Hawks together as a more Deep play 3. Where does Montreal Canadian sniper Shayne Corson hail from? Lorenzo demonstrated to the coach that cohesive team last weekend at the entire puling v^ek^»d,; 4. What NHL arena is located furthest above street-level? "he has the Invitational in the starting position. ability to play very Queen's Tournament, Segato 5. What American volleyball player is reputed to be "the best in the £ fourth well." proving they have the stamina to Segato, year veteran, world"? survive. 6. is Award But the true star of the show, Who hockey's Viking given to annually? 3 for 4 from the field shooting and above all 7. Who is the only California Golden Seal to hold a season scoring After weeks of shining high bright many losing and a total of 9 points record? Others, was captain Mike Alessio battles, the Hawks have pulled St. Paul DeSantis against Mary's. is to in four Memorial who scored a striking 29 points. 8. Who the only hockey player appear Cup themselves together to produce a with was game Alessio achieved not only the tournaments? winning team. According to 18 followed by Nino Mik- points, fejognition he deserves but also coach Chris Coulthard, "It was a sic points and Mike Ales- the overall team high-scorer posi- Bruins Westminster New Smyl, Stan 8. tournament that was important to tion. goalie. a by points us because it showed that we are I Meloche, Gilles 7. to for record the held 1974-75, in assists 6 with starting gel together." The - In terms of this weekend's tJ? | players. Hawks have had in the difficulty performance, Alessio commented poll a by chosen pros, the in player Swedish top The 6. recent past adjusting to their; Gif- that, "With Tony and Danny Swedish of Kiralyi fensive and defensive strategies Kirch 5. the team realized had Golden Hawks next com- gone, they since the Garden Square Madison 4. they were new tqtafr We all the host Golden to produce. played great bat was against Barrie 3. their of players. But, display together." Gaels. The University Queen's field. dirt yard talent at the Queen's tournament to be quite competi- squad pn&Ved a on was Spartans Portsmouth and Bears Chicago the indicated their willingness to 60 there moved tive Laurier and even against 81 Laurier 78 game weather, bad of Because Stadium. Chicago 2. learn and their ability to adapt. Laurentian between 1932 the Hawks down by though the Jere Castonguay Denis 1. 16 pointsfat thd beginning of the the Alessio's efforts Answers Three games were on outstanding second half, managed to tjiey| with the schedule for the Hawks over the did not end Queen's reduce tojfc plinth with 20 th|t He continued dominate were defeated Laurentian all-star." is course of the weekend. Their first game. to they by pear an Duncan seconds left. Dpe to foul charges, the court in the Hawks' final 81-78. destined time game was against St. Mary's Col- to see more court in unable the Hawks were however, Laurentian Univer- Steve lege from Orchard Lake, game against Rookie, Duncan, was a the future as a result of this and total to make ai relovfy, losing definite Michigan. The Hawks defeated sity where he scored a powerful asset for the Hawks in his previous impressive efforts. 82-76. consistent the opposition, 65-59, providing 26 points with produc- their game against Laurentian. In lost the "We won the battle, but tion in both halves of the the second half, alone, Duncan The Hawks are them with a great deal of con- game. hoping they

Alessio's determination was shot for will not fidence for the rest of the ap- 7 8 from the field, 1 for 1 lose their hard-earned 8 of 18 as he chalked from the free throw line cohesiveness while take weekend. Laurier was able to stay parent up and they a Unfortunate- breather in control by remaining consistent field goal attempts. grabbed 7 rebounds to record an over the next couple of Hawks both offensively and defensively during the second half due to an ly, the were outplayed outstanding total of 15 points. weeks. Next on their agenda is the bench in the and the the Western them in it was to early game despite to the coach, "Dun- Invitational Tourna- which, as a result, placed eye injury, up According the team team's active struggle to recover, can's made him ment December 27 and 28. the top four teams. supporters to help performance ap- on The Cord Weekly

16 Thursday, December 1,1988 SO YOU

INROCK 'N

By Sarita Diaram and Cori Ferguson

market that makes the of The music industry is a highly competitive job most talented, aren't self and creative, hard working people. It can destroy those who confident, eager

Before consider in the music take a hard look at hustlers. you a career industry long,

what want to do and want to do it. you why you there thousands of the Although are virtually jobs available, following eight people are

music who have made their mark. the those with careers in the industry They are ones

with the highly glamorized profiles—the jobs which those with music career ambitions

wish have. But when the is taken what is left is to be to glamour away, reality—a job

all know there benefits in the free done. We are many to being industry: concerts, hang-

with favorite band members and of the ing out your just being a part scene. However,

also late and with artists there are drawbacks; long hours, nights, dealing egocentric are

but few. But after these still want to be of the a if, even considering factors, you a part

the clue which take. music industry, following profiles may give you a to path to

able be involved with different cause it is relatively small. Although there to many Rock Division: Steve Blair—Director, available lot of facets of the are many jobs a people are industry. Agents, managers, Canadian Talent International few not aware of them. Most of the employ- and production companies are only a will the ment opportunities available within the of the people you have opportunity International associate while the time Canadian Talent was es- music to with, at same industry are advertised in a trade in the The will be contacts. tablished spring of 1987. com- magazine called "The Record". you making the brainchild of and Blair's of music is pany was Doug Kirby philosophy "percep- "the whole his assistant at the time, Jud Meraw. They According to Blair, industry tion is reality". What people perceive to be

is shoot." He advises that the truth is not But wanted to create an alternative, both for a crap anyone always necessarily true.

in artists and for the considering a career this business should what is true about the music is buyers, to existing agen- industry

be for a battle and to think that business has its and downs. No cies. Currently CTI is the third largest ready tough ups

in Canada. Their is become and hard before become in- one can what will Blair agency goal to long they predict happen.

the in Canada and have the volved. A idea is to involved with "It's not a hard to but if largest agency good get says, job do, you

advanced in music at One to aim can't handle the shouldn't be most agency computer system university. position pressure you

for is director because will be in this the world. program you job."

Steve Blair's music career began while

he was attending Carleton University,

where he promoted shows and also worked

as the programming director. Shortly after

of- he graduated from university, Blair was

fered a position with The Agency, one of Canada's largest artist representation

for five firms. He worked there as an agent

before hired CTI Direc- years being by as

tor of the Rock Division. As an agent,

Blair acts as a liaison between the pur-

chasers and the bands. He also negotiates

and executes contracts for the bands.

The human element of the job is one of

the best things about the position that Blair holds. He feels that the product in his line

of work is people and "a lot of care has to

be taken into that He that product." says Ferguson his job is more of a hobby than it is work, but there are also negative elements that Cori

must be dealt with. Having to work con- by certs on weekends, when he would rather

be relaxing at home, and dealing with photo

some of the eccentric, unpredictable people involved in the music industry is often Cord difficult. very

Blair feels the reason the Canadian

Steve Blair - extraordinaire for Canadian Talent International music industry is tough to break into is be- agent The Cord Weekly

17 Thursday, December 1,1988 WANNA BE

ROLL!

for three before to position years moving

the Ontario sales branch, where she

retail worked as a merchandising represen-

tative. After she returned to the a year, WEA head office, where she began work- That's As far for career in the DAWNA VINNELS - Owner: as schooling a ing at the job she presently holds. "there's Rock 'n' Roll music industry, Vinnels says no There are approximately ten people education in the world that can prepare you Canada who hold the across same job as That's Rock 'n' Roll is a 'catch-all' for this." Kaeding's. More than half of them are that company handles record distribution, because is to be JoAnn and women, publicity thought tour and album promotion, runs a sixteen Kaeding—Marketing role. However, not Co-ordinator: WEA Music of a nurturing many track recording studio, and does some art- Publicity have that. Few of the Canada women gone beyond ist representation. In the words of owner highest corporate positions are held by in touch Dawna Vinnels, "we put people women within the Canadian music indus- WEA is of three US record with people." comprised The music is one of the in- labels: Warner Electra and Atlan- try. industry In 1982, after a bad dealing with a for- Brothers, where not at the WEA the distribution stances women are yet in deal tic. is responsible for mer club manager resulted a falling level this is of these labels well the distribution of same as men. Although chang- through, Vinnels decided to call her com- as as it has been slow Records and Green ing, a process. That's Rock 'n' the Alligator Linen, two pany Roll, taking name believes that "it's to Canadian labels. Kaeding important from the club manager's last exclamation have kind of music I The level some background. before she left. She recalls his rudeness average entry position at don't think from WEA is Retail you can go university, and the name reminds her to never adopt Merchandising Representa- and walk into this kind of work." One of tive. This involves and the same attitudes. job travelling doing the best to a is to make con- as well as stock and ways get job Vinnels is responsible for co-ordinating store checks, checks, tacts with within the Most often the who people industry. her store displays. people the varied areas company en- "Most in this hired for this have people get jobs industry has three full time are position previously compasses. She employ- know. So it's a worked in a record store and are familiar through people they good and is for someone ees, presently looking idea to contacts and them with music and how a record store is run. get keep up. to handle the promotions aspect of the seldom will a from Usually, the next step is to move into sales Very you get response company. or radio The best a resume. It becomes a function of late promotion. way to get really She began her music career in the who but that is into WEA is to start at a clerical position not just you know, a good sixties, making contacts from knowing the and work of it, as well as what know." A schoolmates your way up. part you right people in school. Two of and JoAnn has worked for WEA knowledge marketing, advertising the Kaeding were in the musical Hair, and knew for She are also in this approximately eight years. current- journalism very helpful band The Ugly Ducklings (who opened for business. holds the of and Leaf Gar- ly position Marketing the Rolling Stones at Maple Co-ordinator. Her duties include called Buster Publicity dens). She was in a band after the interests of the looking publicity art- Crab, which were pretty popular at ists, record artist relations, and time. promotions, writing biographies and releases. It is Vinnels also worked for Camel Trek, an press

a that deals with the little details and formed Rob Tustin that has now job agency by hours and late Kaed- become The Entertainment Centre. requires long nights. into the business because of her That's Rock 'n' Roll works with inde- ing got

love of music. she as "Fortunately," pendent acts from around the world, says, "I'm still fan of because lot of with record a music, a well as co-ordinating major who in record bands. Some of people are companies aren't labels to promote signed sick of it." The James anymore. They get their charges include Paul The path taken by Kaeding is not un- Band, Buckwheat Zydeco, Lucky Seven usual to the route taken in the compared by many (in conjunction with IE Records who work in the industry. After Australian people States), and most recently the the of quitting highschool at age seventeen, band Weddings, Parties, Anything. of what she wanted to in the unsure do, Kaeding Free Trade is the biggest problem decided to She feels that bypass university. began Canadian music industry, but she music where she working at a warehouse, we have "one of the best music industries ended met the two who hiring in the world...the opportunity is there, if people up "It the first time I do and her ten later. was Ferguson what con- years you're good at you that could have about what do." realized people actually scientious you fun and work and make She Cori "Toronto has the best support system... money." "al- talent worked at this and retail stores and we have the most amazing right job, by that if this does in with the thought not here our own city," she says. ways for evolve into kind of a that one "Be prepared to work long hours any career, photo back and take of travel advises "and I can go a year hardly any money," Vinnels, day courses." Cord remember it's a business."

music The first that Kaeding held at WEA One of the great things about the job New Release Co-ordinator, which Vinnels is that can was as industry, feels, "you JoAnn Kaeding - WEA's Promo & Marketing Wiz held that was a fairly clerical position. She just get out there and do it." The Cord Weekly

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Ferguson

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The (Campbell and Rhodes) - MuchMusic's wild and wacky roving reporters

all and directors. Mike Campbell & Mike Rhodes—-Cross are a few of the positive aspects of the job. announcers, news Burns' while Canada Correspondents: Much Music However, going for a month without a day Don radio career began he off and life hold Brown in Pro- putting your personal on was attending University

"led few of the ones. Rhode Island. freshman City TV is a progressive station by indefinitely are a negative vidence, During

who At Mike worked week he the to take an enigmatic leader, (Moses Znaimer) university, Campbell was given opportunity

of at One look at the radio station and liked has a vision," said Rhodes. It is made up independent promotions. way or an- a campus

Much Mush other, he had worked within the music in- what he saw. Burns was in many components: Music, majoring for before he work- Music, Cityline, City Wide, FTV, and the dustry six years began English Literature, but as he went through for Much Music. he has he became interested in New Music, to name a few. Unlike most ing Currently, university more

television stations, it is highly entertain- been working at Much Music for four-and- radio and extracurricularly that became his a-half After letter the ment based and is the breeding ground for years. writing a to major. Music new and Canadian artists. CRTC in favour of Much being many upcoming It was a chain of coincidences and the

that the a and the It is a "national service" brings given licence, attending hearings, fact that he has always enjoyed performing Mike offered Mike Rhodes did together. was a job. country that led Burns to where he is now. "In take the He in- TV is of those where not university path. opted City one places radio the first find is in the thing you being stead to start in the im- are able to work from the working industry you your way up right place at the right time, with the mini- after He has been bottom. is one of the mediately highschool. Volunteering good of talent will take the mum amount you foot in the door. Even involved in the music industry for sixteen ways to get your that need Burns next step you to go," and his association with led could be doing such menial years, City though you states. The local radio station did most of the least him to his at Much Music. tasks as sweeping floor, at you job from the its hiring campus station, usually have into the Some of the "Once established, gotten company. you get yourself you hire the station's direc- opting to program have But first less at TV are many opportunities." you after prestigious jobs City ship- tor. As luck would have it, a week who the mail must decide that this is clerks, people answer quite seriously hired the direc- ping Burns had been as program what do. "Start low and send out flyers, but "if you're there, you want to down, tor, the commercial station came knocking will find said work hard and for willing people you," Camp- keep your eyes open op- himself the end of and he had a job. "By the Mikes advise. around bell and Rhodes. portunity," "Shop freshman I hard year was working pretty at and find into related business On the the held Rhodes things" get surface, job by what would be Burns my career," says. and have "belief in and is a glamorized one. yourself. Campbell highly One summer Burns worked at four dif- notion of what it has a romantic of which Everybody ferent record stations, one was

would be like to work for a TV station. In not located in close proximity. By the end it is not all fun and Don reality, games. Burns—Program Director: CFNY- a of that summer, he definitely knew that The of their time is FM greater part spent career in radio was what he wanted.

travelling across the country following While what bands and Canadian It The held Don Burns discovered covering lifestyles. position by Burns is a working, radio of that them the freedom his life is was about "It's the business is a job gives to demanding one, as one of endless really

and their creative talents. His entertainment" no what he travel express meetings. job responsibilities en- longer being

friends the and all of the was considered the "bastard Making across country compass programming at CFNY- says formerly of the music FM. He is the child of entertainment". He believes that being able to see a lot good man who is charge of the music to work in radio should that does not make it to the mainstream, department, the hiring and firing of anyone wanting The Cord Weekly

19Thursday, December 1,1988

have love of music not only a but, more club scene. James' rise to success began

a love of radio. Before consid- after After importantly, winning a QlO7 song contest. in should ering a career radio, you know winning it, the station began to give him

what it's all about. he does not He However, airplay. recorded his own four song

recommend broadcast schools. record and wherever the particularly put up a sign, best involved in radio is "The way to get band happened to be playing saying,

hands on experience," Burns advises. "Records for sale. Ask Paul." He was able

make Anyone wanting to a career out of to make back the cost of making the

should work on their but instead of the radio presentation record, putting money

and should try starting out in a small into his pocket, he put it into making an-

and market, gradually moving on to larger other record. cities. James was able to persuade a couple of Within there that CFNY, are many jobs record stores in Toronto to give the band a could eventually lead to others, including chance, and stock their album. By playing jobs in the music department, commercial a lot of clubs, and playing on the scene, and technical department, engineering The Paul James Band had built up quite a and record and positions, filing acquisition. large following. The record sold out five

Radio has to be another area proved times in one week. The band then played have not where women yet completely the and able dis- across country was to get broken through the barriers. According to tribution "by actually getting out there and there two reasons for this. First- Bums, are the Paul From then touring album," says. there aren't that women ly, many ap- on the success of the Paul James Band has have the Secondly, women do not plicants. continued to steadily escalate. natural voice that men do. Often, the range Unlike other bands, James has not

female voice sounds flat on the radio. signed with a major label. Earlier misad- to Be it man or woman, anyone wanting with record led him ventures a company to work in radio should know that "radio is a remain independent and start his own com- real business to make it in," Burn tough Lick 'n Stick Records. "I didn't real- Ferguson pany,

stresses. of record ly want to be a president a com- which It is a field in you must "pay your but it was in order to do Cori pany, a necessity dues". wanted the music the way I to, un- by

Paul James—Musician compromisingly." By remaining independent, James is photo

able have artistic control of his often hear of the music to complete Most when you Without else's Cord don't think about the music. someone money industry, you agents, the fear of but of the backing him, he does not have publicists, reporters, or DJ's, to him how his music anyone dictating - performers themselves. Don Burns CFNY-FM's programming guru should be "I think the art should be Paul James is a Canadian artist, who has played.

in the left to the James states. The main they are trying to do, and should play the been playing for over two decades artist," disadvantage with independent status is music they like, because they will play that kind of music the best. "Work hard and that it takes a longer time to get estab-

lot and much lished. James was able to get through a sacrifice" play as as you possib- he advises. The the of doors by just being there and oudasting ly can, more you play better "Do what a lot of other bands. you'll get. you got to do,

is with the that but be sensible. You don't from James happy acceptance want to go

in but in the band has been given Canada, nobody, to somebody, to dead, all one

hopes to branch out and play in the US and gulp. You want to be a bit of a survivor on

"I'm Europe. building, constantly going up the scene." And a survivor is what Paul I haven't reached the of the hill it. top yet, James is.

but I think that's have a whole why you "It's (music) what I love to do, but if I

life to there," do this make I get was just going to to money,

James of the road to success he says long might get into real estate or something. it for the I'm has chosen. "I'm in long run. This is love. This is what I my life, my the fact that if I not worried about well, do for the of life. This is it want to rest my don't make it this that's it this right now, year, for me. There's no use selling out at over." for me—game point."

One of the problems that James sees within the Canadian music industry is that

Anyone wanting to be in the music in-

make should think dustry to money again.

Most jobs are relatively low paying jobs,

with only those in the upper-most positions

of substantial making any thing earnings.

If this sort you are seriously considering

of make this is what occupation, sure you

want to do. It is a market to for bands make really tough it is tough young to it. "Ca- break into, and must be to bit of before you willing nadians have a little a thing: sacrifice in the benefits. order to reap have be they accept a band, they to ac- Don't jump into the industry with blind cepted by the United States." He stresses Find what it's all about first and eyes. out that bands should never lose sight of what start getting related experience now, so

that be ahead of the you can a step rest.

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