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Clean Comedian Dennis Regan COMEDIAN DENNIS REGAN As Seen on Letterman, Leno, Showtime and Comedy Central! Dennis Regan is a true comedy veteran. His quick wit and brilliantly funny insights into the World around us never fail to keep audiences laughing. He is one of the elite, few comics who have had multiple appearances on both the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Late Show with David Letterman. Additional television credits include appearances on A&E’s Evening at the Improv, Comedy Central, and Showtime. He wrote for the Kevin James comedy The King of Queens, from its sixth season to its ninth and final season. His brother Brian Regan is also a successful, in-demand comedian. Dennis was born and raised in Miami, Florida. He started doing stand-up comedy in his early thirties. Before that he had many different jobs. He bussed tables, bagged groceries, killed bugs, threw luggage, waited tables, painted houses, worked construction, and ran an asphalt business called “Tars and Stripes”. Starting out in small local comedy clubs, he soon moved to New York where he worked his way through the Manhattan comedy scene. Since then, audiences all over the country have experienced his comedy, from nightclubs and cruise ships to colleges and corporations. Dennis has headlined most of the major comedy clubs in the States. He’s even performed at Carnegie Hall. Whether he’s entertaining millions on TV, thousands in concert, or just a few dozen at a private corporate event, Dennis has the experience and creativity to delight everyone in the audience. Endorsed by Trusted Speakers Call (800) 680-2769 or email [email protected] www.TrustedSpeakers.com “Clever, clean, and relatable... An evening of non-stop fun.” –The People's Health Clinic “An unforgettable humorist.” –Dix Hills Performing Arts Center “One of the elite comics.” –The Inyo Register As Featured On:.
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